Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Shaps]

yo yo hold the fuck up bitches you niggas best not be droppin no analog without giving me my props for being the most badass Hollywood thug motherfucker this side of the Dragonspine and on the other side too that made the RX-7 relevant because those things were pieces of shit until I rolled up in that place and said yo if you guys make this car start being awesome I'll start giving your mom and your sister all the dick they want and all the workers were like fuck yeah let's do this and everyone got super hype and started working 7 12s and shit to get it done just so they could have the honor of saying that their moms and/or sisters have had my big Hollywood thug life dick in them.

I bet you stupid dumbasses don't even know that the word analog originates from me ramming all your moms and sisters right in their asses with the legendary Seanylog which btw that means my dick for some of you slower idiots so really my name means Seany Ifuckyourmomandsistersintheirasswithmygiantdickrod but I was feeling extra nice that day from all the chicks I banged so I abbreviated it to Seany Analog so you idiots could spell it right without having to ask your sister over and over like she'd know anyway she's just as dumb as you all are but with a use.

Digital blackface my ballhair shavings, what about people using digital analog this is some fucking bullshit but you know what it's still ok because I'll still be big time running the streets and calling the shots high rollin while you dumb fucks who are jealous of everything about me bag groceries 40 hours a week so you can buy Simucoins and play inside your stupid text dollhouse.

Know who else is fucking stupid? Whoever came up with Simucoins for being really that fucking stupid that they didn't know calling them Seanycoins would increase their sales by at least 864 quadrillion % even after paying me royalties for the privilege of using my name on their piece of shit fake money. If these dumb assholes weren't dumb assholes they would have gotten into the vending machine business like me where people buy shit from me all the time while I'm in the club banging like 13 chicks at a time holy fuck it must suck to not be me unless you're one of the bitches getting plowed by me but that goes without saying but what doesn't go without saying is I rule and you suck actually it does.

Lol.. Think we can start a trend with Simucoins like Bitcoins? Sorry.. I mean Seanycoins..

[Parkbandit]

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/cali-sanctuary-state-4-600x403.jpg

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvvFjC2xsH4

[Parkbandit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvvFjC2xsH4

Damn... that's from Vanity Fair?

That's awesome.

[Methais]

Remember when they blamed Columbine on Doom?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BMo2Ulm4PQ

[Wrathbringer]

I thought columbine was pearl jams fault?

[Methais]

I thought columbine was pearl jams fault?

No, Pearl Jam was Columbine's fault.

[Methais]

This is happening. Right now.

https://i.imgur.com/TjKbYzF.png

They should settle this by making them join GS Hardcore and whoever makes it to level 20 first wins.

[Latrinsorm]

This is happening. Right now.

They should settle this by making them join GS Hardcore and whoever makes it to level 20 first wins.I read that New Mexico settles ties with one hand of poker.

That's what I call PRECEDENT, Mr. President.

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/kuz2ieJ.jpg

[~Rocktar~]

This is happening. Right now.

https://i.imgur.com/TjKbYzF.png

They should settle this by making them join GS Hardcore and whoever makes it to level 20 first wins.

First to level 20 in ironman challenge mode.

[~Rocktar~]

https://i.imgur.com/kuz2ieJ.jpg

You can't "criminalize" what's already a crime. Just because it wasn't enforced, doesn't make it legal.

[drauz]

You can't "criminalize" what's already a crime. Just because it wasn't enforced, doesn't make it legal.

Forest for the trees.

[Methais]

You can't "criminalize" what's already a crime. Just because it wasn't enforced, doesn't make it legal.

Session thinks weed and heroin are equally bad and thinks that weed causes violence, which proves he has zero knowledge about either and probably still thinks Reefer Madness is a legitimate fact based documentary.

The only thing about weed that causes violence is the fact that it's illegal.

[Wrathbringer]

Session thinks weed and heroin are equally bad and thinks that weed causes violence, which proves he has zero knowledge about either and probably still thinks Reefer Madness is a legitimate fact based documentary.

The only thing about weed that causes violence is the fact that it's illegal.

This is correct.

[Latrinsorm]

This is correct.I hate to puncture a happily shared belief, but this just might be the first time Wrathbringer was wrong about anything, folks.

[Gelston]

I hate to puncture a happily shared belief, but this just might be the first time Wrathbringer was wrong about anything, folks.

You're wrong about 100% of things though.

[Neveragain]

You can't "criminalize" what's already a crime. Just because it wasn't enforced, doesn't make it legal.


"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." ~ Papers of Thomas Jefferson

Doesn't matter anyway, Sessions is on his way out.

[~Rocktar~]

Doesn't matter anyway, Sessions is on his way out.

Maybe, I was kind of surprised to not see investigations into Hillary and the Clinton foundation sooner as well as a gutting of the seriously politically compromised FBI and Justice department management.

[Methais]

Should have named it Cunt Cafe


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuSW7Rkfjcw

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/SYB2APz.jpg

Meanwhile in the present...

https://i.imgflip.com/19cfbq.jpg

[Androidpk]

Bannon booted from Breitbart.

[Taernath]

They are really quick to eat their own. The past couple of weeks have been very entertaining, at least.

[Androidpk]

They are really quick to eat their own. The past couple of weeks have been very entertaining, at least.

Just wait until Mueller indicts Kushner. Trump is going to say he doesn't even know who he is, just a low level staffer with no influence.

[Androidpk]

President Donald Trump announced a delivery of F-52 fighter jets to Norway as a gesture to bolster defense in Northern Europe. There’s only one problem: the F-52 is a fictional plane from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

Good job, genius. :lol:

[Gelston]

President Donald Trump announced a delivery of F-52 fighter jets to Norway as a gesture to bolster defense in Northern Europe. There’s only one problem: the F-52 is a fictional plane from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare.

Good job, genius. :lol:

Source? Google is giving me nothing

[Taernath]

Source? Google is giving me nothing

I've got several pages of results.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0g2Zf_engs

[Gelston]

I searched for F-52 and Trump and got a bunch of weird language sites.

Oh, bleh, he meant to say they were sending 52 F-35s but brain farted.

[Methais]

Oh, bleh, he meant to say they were sending 52 F-35s but brain farted.

AND YET HE HASN'T BEEN IMPEACHED FOR IT YET THIS IS PROOF THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED AND TRUMP IS LITERALLY STALINHITLER!!!!!!

Wait, does this mean Trump plays Call of Duty?

[Gelston]

AND YET HE HASN'T BEEN IMPEACHED FOR IT YET THIS IS PROOF THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED AND TRUMP IS LITERALLY STALINHITLER!!!!!!

Wait, does this mean Trump plays Call of Duty?

No, it just means he meant to say 52 F-35s and said F-52s and F-35s.

[Methais]

No, it just means he meant to say 52 F-35s and said F-52s and F-35s.

https://i.imgur.com/GJbXKXo.gif

EDIT: All those incorrectly placed periods are really getting under my skin. Reported.

[Gelston]

https://i.imgur.com/GJbXKXo.gif

EDIT: All those incorrectly placed periods are really getting under my skin. Reported.

Did you just self report?

[Methais]

Did you just self report?

We'll find out once we get a new moderator. @HarmNone (https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2012/4-2/1X2rXEY7m6-8.png)

[Gelston]

I was almost like HOLYFUCK WE HAVE TAGGING NOW!

[Methais]

I was almost like HOLYFUCK WE HAVE TAGGING NOW!

https://media.tenor.com/images/72d6334d7b64269d1c3aa8ed2c420cca/tenor.gif

[Parkbandit]

I was almost like HOLYFUCK WE HAVE TAGGING NOW!

Tagging is the only thing keeping us from attaining the enormous traffic the new "unofficial" forums are now enjoying...

[Methais]

Mother of H&M child model reveals she's had racist abuse from the SAME people who defended her son after advising them to 'get over' the controversial ad – and says she's even been called a 'monkey' (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5262027/Mother-H-M-child-model-reveals-shes-racist-abuse.html)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/12/09/47E852E600000578-5262027-image-m-4_1515749380170.jpg

Tolerant. Until you disagree with them.

[~Rocktar~]

I am pretty tasteless and even I think those hoodies were stupid. How did that get past the PC police in corporate legal?

They are funny yes, but still stupid.

[SonoftheNorth]

Parents call their kids monkeys all the time. The fact it'd be fine if a white kid wore it but a huge scandal that a black kid is actually racism.

[Androidpk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWdVwt2deY4

[Methais]

Parents call their kids monkeys all the time. The fact it'd be fine if a white kid wore it but a huge scandal that a black kid is actually racism.

When everything in someone's life revolves around race and being outraged, they'll find racism to be outraged over everywhere they go whether it's there or not.

[~Rocktar~]

When everything in someone's life revolves around race and being outraged, they'll find racism to be outraged over everywhere they go whether it's there or not.

This is true.

[drauz]

I am pretty tasteless and even I think those hoodies were stupid. How did that get past the PC police in corporate legal?

They are funny yes, but still stupid.

Its the UK. Monkey doesn't have the same meaning there as it does here.

[Parkbandit]

Its the UK. Monkey doesn't have the same meaning there as it does here.

Way to excuse their racist behavior! Or should I say "behaviour"?

[Methais]

Way to excuse their racist behavior! Or should I say "behaviour"?

Raciust.

https://www.theroot.com/activists-trash-6-south-african-h-m-stores-over-anti-bl-1822062924

Way to break the stereotype guys!

[Parkbandit]

http://www.businessinsider.com/hawaii-emergency-agency-password-discovered-in-photo-sparks-security-criticism-2018-1

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/5a5e41e728eecc420c8b4fcb-2000/hawaii%201.jpg

Fucking morons

[Parkbandit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=6mfEJ-j2pNo

[Androidpk]

Trump lying about his height and weight.. there's no way he's 6'3 and only 239 lbs.

[Methais]

Trump lying about his height and weight.. there's no way he's 6'3 and only 239 lbs.

Yes I’m quite sure he managed to convince the White House doctor to lie too, right?

[Androidpk]

Yes I’m quite sure he managed to convince the White House doctor to lie too, right?

Because that would totally be inconceivable right?

[Methais]

Because that would totally be inconceivable right?

I seriously doubt that the WH doctor who also worked under Bush and Obama is going to give a fuck and lie about something so pointless and petty.

Now that you mention it though, I’m surprised one of those ultra butthurt reporters in attendance didn’t try accusing the doctor of lying. They certainly tried and failed with everything else. They’re all bent out of shape over Trump acing his physical and mental exams. And it’s glorious.

[Androidpk]

Trump is the Commander in Chief, the doctor, seeing as he's military, has to listen to him.

[Gelston]

Trump is the Commander in Chief, the doctor, seeing as he's military, has to listen to him.

He has to follow lawful orders. Telling him to lie isn't a lawful order.

[Androidpk]

https://i.imgur.com/D7bzzdx.png

[Androidpk]

He has to follow lawful orders. Telling him to lie isn't a lawful order.

Sure.

[Androidpk]

His draft card lists him as 6'2. Adding that extra inch makes it so his BMI doesn't list him as obese.

[audioserf]

I'm 6'3" and 215 and the idea that DJT is only 24lbs heavier than me is laughable considering he doesn't have an ounce of muscle on him and exists on diet coke and McDonalds. I'd like to get under 210 myself; Trump is flat out an obese person. I was 265 back when I started to work out around 09, and I was a much Trumpier looking human at that weight. That said I don't think being a lardo is relevant to the presidency. Do it Trump, go for 3 bills. I believe in you!

[Gelston]

Taft was so fat he had a special bathtub made for him.

[Latrinsorm]

From the people who brought you the police action of Vietnam and enhanced interrogation, it's "legislating specifically on projects" (http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/17/politics/house-hearings-earmarks/index.html)! Definitely not earmarks! It's very, very different.

For starters, the government has less money to spend now, so politicians won't even try to spend too much.

Yes, this is seriously the argument a politician made.

[Methais]

His draft card lists him as 6'2. Adding that extra inch makes it so his BMI doesn't list him as obese.

His hair probably adds the last inch.

Either way, this is totally grounds for impeachment I assume?

[Parkbandit]

Trump lying about his height and weight.. there's no way he's 6'3 and only 239 lbs.


OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! THIS TIME IT REALLY IS OVER FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111 11oneonmeone

What do your sources say is his actual height and weight?

[Methais]

What do your sources say is his actual height and weight?

My guess is 4'11" 375.

You could just PM time4fun on the safe space forums and ask her yourself you know.

[Gelston]

Meet Chris Christie, former New Jersey governor and current nobody at Newark Liberty International Airport.

The two-term Republican, who left office on Jan. 16, was blocked from a VIP entrance he had used for eight years, and directed to stand in Transportation Security Administration screening lines at Terminal B like anyone else, according to a person familiar with the incident.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-18/mortal-again-christie-blocked-at-vip-entrance-to-newark-airport

He didn't try to argue at least.

[Androidpk]

https://i.imgur.com/FI7Y3OS.jpg

[Parkbandit]

https://i.imgur.com/FI7Y3OS.jpg

LOL@you questioning ANYONE'S morals.

[Wrathbringer]

LOL@you questioning ANYONE'S morals.

This is correct.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

His Liberal Tears mug was low on candy. I filled it back up and yelled over the side of his cube "BLUE STATE TO RED STATE WELFARE"

[Parkbandit]

His Liberal Tears mug was low on candy. I filled it back up and yelled over the side of his cube "BLUE STATE TO RED STATE WELFARE"


LOLOL

[Methais]

The Internet Calls Out Marvel's Wasp Costume Over Sexual Imagery (http://comicbook.com/marvel/2018/01/18/internet-marvels-wasp-costume-sexual-imagery/)

https://i.imgur.com/4QYX8Ew.png

https://i.imgur.com/O4fEhYL.png

[Gelston]

Reported for sexual imagery.

[Androidpk]

https://i.redd.it/y27tvna9nwa01.jpg

[Gelston]

I mean, kinda gave one of the biggest pay raises in a long time. I, personally, hated when people came to visit us.

Got stuck in Qatar for 2 extra days because they grounded all non-essential flights into Baghdad because of Dick Cheney.

[Androidpk]

Got stuck in Qatar for 2 extra days because they grounded all non-essential flights into Baghdad because of Dick Cheney.

That must have been terrible​ for you.

[Taernath]

Got stuck in Qatar for 2 extra days

oh the humanity

[Gelston]

That must have been terrible​ for you.

Yeah, it is pretty gay when they make you live on a fucking flightline for two days with no gear because all your stuff is in Baghdad.

[Methais]

https://i.redd.it/y27tvna9nwa01.jpg

Do you think the military was better off under Obama?

If only we could go back to the way things were under Obama...

This Exists: U.S. Marines In Afghanistan Ordered Not To Fart Audibly (https://www.mediaite.com/tv/this-exists-u-s-marines-in-afghanistan-ordered-not-to-fart-audibly/)

[Androidpk]

Yeah, it is pretty gay when they make you live on a fucking flightline for two days with no gear because all your stuff is in Baghdad.

Generic Starbucks, Dominos, movie theater. Could have been stuck somewhere far worse.

[Gelston]

oh the humanity

If I was in the drinking part, it would have been cool. We were in sticks on a flightline using flaks as pillows. It was one of the dumbest experiences of my time in the Marines.


Generic Starbucks, Dominos, movie theater. Could have been stuck somewhere far worse.

We weren't allowed to leave the flightline. We didn't get to go to any of that shit.

We were already "checked in" or some shit, so they wouldn't let us leave.

[Parkbandit]

I mean, kinda gave one of the biggest pay raises in a long time. I, personally, hated when people came to visit us.

Got stuck in Qatar for 2 extra days because they grounded all non-essential flights into Baghdad because of Dick Cheney.

What a Dick!

[Androidpk]

If I was in the drinking part, it would have been cool. We were in sticks on a flightline using flaks as pillows. It was one of the dumbest experiences of my time in the Marines.



We weren't allowed to leave the flightline. We didn't get to go to any of that shit.

We were already "checked in" or some shit, so they wouldn't let us leave.

Ahh, yeah, that sounds shitty.

[Gelston]

Ahh, yeah, that sounds shitty.

That means there were also people in Baghdad stuck the same way we were. When I left Baghdad for the last time, I had to wait like 16 hours. We sat in a room and watched Family guy the entire time, on a loop.

[Wrathbringer]

wow has pk gotten super retarded lately or what.

[Methais]

wow has pk gotten super retarded lately or what.

Reported for spelling time4pk wrong.

Also:
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25659262_2039913512893220_1162010520605928740_n.jp g?oh=062c83e3ecc9646275b7e9de0d778c0c&oe=5B26404E

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26730944_10211321560496332_1389808971565947786_n.j pg?oh=7c4401d516e401392fae604cab8f4e0a&oe=5AFD6DE1

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

LOLOL

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or genuinely think this is as hilarious as we all did.

I wore a Notorious RBG shirt today and got a long look from him that I ended with a childish nana-booboo face before boarding the elevator.

I returned to a cube with a sign that said "Only dumb liberals work here" taped onto it.

I'm still formulating my plan of attack for Monday

Everyone else seems a lot more interested in things that are not cube warfare

[Androidpk]

Trump just made history, many ways. First president to preside over a govt shutdown while his party controls the House, Senate and White House AND first president to preside over a shutdown on the first anniversary of his inauguration AND earliest shutdown ever in a presidency.

:lol2: So much winning, right!?

[Androidpk]

Even Trump blames Trump.

~

Trump spoke to “Fox & Friends” in 2013 and was asked who would be fired during a government shutdown, as shown in a clip posted by "Morning Joe."

“Well, if you say who gets fired it always has to be the top,” Trump said. “I mean, problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top and the president’s the leader. And he’s got to get everybody in a room and he’s got to lead.”

He said that further down in history, “when they talk about the government shutdown, they’re going to be talking about the president of the United States, who the president was at that time.”

“They’re not going to be talking about who was the head of the House, the head the Senate, who’s running things in Washington,” Trump said.

“So I really think the pressure is on the president,” he added.

[Parkbandit]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or genuinely think this is as hilarious as we all did.

I wore a Notorious RBG shirt today and got a long look from him that I ended with a childish nana-booboo face before boarding the elevator.

I returned to a cube with a sign that said "Only dumb liberals work here" taped onto it.

I'm still formulating my plan of attack for Monday

Everyone else seems a lot more interested in things that are not cube warfare

I literally laughed when I read your post. There was no sarcasm, as evidenced by the lack of italics.

[Parkbandit]

:lol2: So much winning, right!?

Absolutely.

We should have mandatory government shutdown at least 1 month a year.

[~Rocktar~]

Absolutely.

We should have mandatory government shutdown at least 1 month a year.

I vote for 3 months a year.

[Androidpk]

The shutdown is totally going to help the Republicans in November.

[Androidpk]

https://i.redd.it/1ytjadj3j6b01.jpg

[Wrathbringer]

You're pretty retarded these days.

[Methais]

I'm failing to see the negatives of a government shutdown except maybe people who love going to national parks being slightly disappointed, or perhaps in some rare instances, Clark W. Griswold "Wally World is closed" unslightly disappointed.

[Gelston]

I'm failing to see the negatives of a government shutdown except maybe people who love going to national parks being slightly disappointed, or perhaps in some rare instances, Clark W. Griswold "Wally World is closed" unslightly disappointed.

Well, and people that are paid hourly that work for the Government not getting paid.

[Methais]

The shutdown is totally going to help the Republicans in November.

And I'm sure dems running on "We shut down the government over putting illegal immigrants before American citizens" will be a raging success.

[Gelston]

And I'm sure dems running on "We shut down the government over putting illegal immigrants before American citizens" will be a raging success.

Over issues that don't even need to be brought up yet.

[Androidpk]

And I'm sure dems running on "We shut down the government over putting illegal immigrants before American citizens" will be a raging success.

Republicans control the White House, the Senate and the House. The blame is falling on them.

[Androidpk]

Well, and people that are paid hourly that work for the Government not getting paid.

Hundreds of thousands of people going without pay, totally can't see any cons of a shutdown.

[Methais]

Republicans control the White House, the Senate and the House. The blame is falling on them.

My point is this isn't going to be some giant issue dems are going to successfully run on in November like you're so convinced of. Let's not forget they filibustered and force a 60 vote requirement.


In a late-night vote, Senate Democrats joined to block a bill that would have kept the government running until mid-February. A flurry of last-minute negotiations failed to produce an agreement.

Democrats tried to use the Friday night funding deadline to win concessions from Republicans, including an extension of DACA, an Obama-era program protecting some young immigrants from deportation. The program is set to expire in March. Republicans sought more time for talks, but Democrats refused.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/01/20/government-braces-for-shutdown-as-senate-fails-to-meet-deadline-for-spending-deal.html

Good luck with that, especially in addition to all the left's other bullshit since Election Day that's been driving a lot of their own voters away.

[~Rocktar~]

The funny thing is Schumer gave him everything to the point where even McConnell was taken aback (Senate R leader), still solid no from the President. Art of the deal here folks.

He didn't give him shit other than an empty promise and a "maybe we will think about it". That isn't a deal, that isn't a concession, that is a bait and switch.

[Gelston]

Riiight. Well enjoy the shutdown, for every day that passes I predict a point off dum dum Donald's approval rating. His base may not directly work for the government but millions of jobs tied to the government apparatus does. Ya'll come back now!

Jobs tied to the Government through private companies are under contract. All Government contracts are fully funded and have money set aside when they are created. It would only effect creating new contracts, which, Shutdowns don't last long.

[Doyle Hargraves]

Riiight. Well enjoy the shutdown, for every day that passes I predict a point off dum dum Donald's approval rating. His base may not directly work for the government but millions of jobs tied to the government apparatus does. Ya'll come back now!

The only people I know of that still say "dum dum" are retards, and antique furniture. And midgets. I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture. I ain't saying it's right, I'm just telling the damn truth.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm failing to see the negatives of a government shutdown except maybe people who love going to national parks being slightly disappointed, or perhaps in some rare instances, Clark W. Griswold "Wally World is closed" unslightly disappointed.

I work at a government contractor and woke up to my boss texting me about the shut down and asking me to do some overtime to take care of some shit, a lot of contract numbers for one of our projects are now suspended and I spent most of the morning cancelling travel plans for an install that was planned for the next couple of weeks (which fucking sucks, 200 bucks a pop for each cancelled plane ticket but eh what are you going to do). When I went to charge my time the numbers I use for these projects are all frozen so I was inundated with requests to find the project suspense buckets.

Really petty I guess but also really wasteful. Around 10 people were supposed to go out for installs in the coming weeks and now we're out 200 bucks per person because the government couldn't get its shit together. It's going to come from the project budget but since part of my job is keeping an eye on that stuff it makes me cringe because it's just.. wasteful as fuck.

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26904819_2039878589563379_7564883192197498200_n.jp g?oh=cf82b6e0e4c108c784ab42e37595fe29&oe=5ADA4CD5

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26904819_2039878589563379_7564883192197498200_n.jp g?oh=cf82b6e0e4c108c784ab42e37595fe29&oe=5ADA4CD5

At least my boobs look good when I put on weight, ok

[Androidpk]

At least my boobs look good when I put on weight, ok

This horny asshole says show proof or GTFO. Also, is your husbands wife single? I'm asking for a friend.

[Methais]

Don't try to seriously respond to these mentally dumbshit tards, just think for one second. Male. Adults (some 50+). Stuck in some bullshit text game from their childhood. These losers never grew up and certainly not a fuck all clue what the fucks going on in a ultra complicated system like the Federal government.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/00/00c81ebea81e9d0a923451d822eea3ea54dfb94b216ac37e44 263cbbdea5c76b.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Don't try to seriously respond to these mentally dumbshit tards, just think for one second. Male. Adults (some 50+). Stuck in some bullshit text game from their childhood. These losers never grew up and certainly not a fuck all clue what the fucks going on in a ultra complicated system like the Federal government.
I mean it is a very fucking cool bullshit text game.

This sort of thing is really offputting. A lot of them do get how the Government works, we just.. really fucking disagree a lot. And that's ok. I'd rather keep it on that level than turn it into a shit flinging contest of who can knock down the credibility of another's intelligence faster.

[Methais]

I mean it is a very fucking cool bullshit text game.

And he still plays it too while trashing on other people for also playing, so there’s that.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Actually, they don't. It's tantamount to saying that in Neurosurgery you "cut open the skull,duh!" Gov policy can get pretty warped and ultra complicated; when I was working as a liason for the SFC it would surprise me how surprised a lot of senior policy aides would get on rudimentary economic theory even with decades of experience doing this on a daily basis. It just isn't as straightforward/easy as it appears to be..

Saying that people who we disagree with are simply stupid diminishes the times that the people are simply stupid. We're seeing that right now.

Attack on the precise things you disagree with. Keep mum on the rest, keep records, and then use those records to hang them when it's right. But saying "Oh these people are just a bunch of idiots.."

Nah they aren't. A lot of them have opened businesses, have had successful families, multiple properties. They've prospered and they've done so because they aren't dumb fucks. Listen to what they say and come back with a direct rebuttal when you disagree. I didn't say this all was easy, I said it's wrong to characterize people who view things in a politically different way as being stupid or idiots. Do so at your peril.

[Gelston]

Saying that people who we disagree with are simply stupid diminishes the times that the people are simply stupid. We're seeing that right now.

Attack on the precise things you disagree with. Keep mum on the rest, keep records, and then use those records to hang them when it's right. But saying "Oh these people are just a bunch of idiots.."

Nah they aren't. A lot of them have opened businesses, have had successful families, multiple properties. They've prospered and they've done so because they aren't dumb fucks. Listen to what they say and come back with a direct rebuttal when you disagree. I didn't say this all was easy, I said it's wrong to characterize people who view things in a politically different way as being stupid or idiots. Do so at your peril.

You're arguing with a troll. Have fun.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You're arguing with a troll. Have fun.

I'm going to go get my smoker going so I'll have to pick it up tomorrow!

[Gelston]

I'm going to go get my smoker going so I'll have to pick it up tomorrow!

I have an electric one with Bluetooth stuff. I love it.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I have an electric one with Bluetooth stuff. I love it.
We have a Weber, very basic but it's awesome. 50/50 apple and hickory chips is my favorite mix for making brisket! That I can do it in sub zero temps with some monitoring is the cherry on top.

[Gelston]

I usually just do mesquite for everything. I got some cherrywood, but I haven't used it yet. I have a 40inch electric, works great. Get it started at midnight, put the brisket in, wake up every hour and put in new wood, Ready to eat at lunch.

[Gelston]

And now I want some brisket and ribs. Damn it.

[Methais]

And now I want some brisket and ribs. Damn it.

Thanks to your avatar you can have a Tisket brisket.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Ooh have you smoked bacon or anything with cherrywood? I use applewood because it's in our backyard and neighbors have a lot. We've got 2 trout I'm going to smoke next weekend and it's my first time using fish!

[Gelston]

Ooh have you smoked bacon or anything with cherrywood? I use applewood because it's in our backyard and neighbors have a lot. We've got 2 trout I'm going to smoke next weekend and it's my first time using fish!

I've only ever done brisket, ribs, and sausages. I've been planning to make some jerky and I've read up on smoking cheeses.

[Methais]

Any dumbshit can borrow money, start a business, stick their penis into some pussy and start a family. None of these things qualifies them to dictate broad policy goals that are and have been constantly shifting for the past 25 years.

What is far more telling is how these apparent "educated and qualified people" are on a silly MUD website day in and day out, playing their little computer game, and generally fucking around. I've met and had the honor of working under some *actual* policymakers in Washington, they don't have a minute to waste during the day (stark contrast to our current POTUS), when they're not trying to catch 10 minutes of sleep they are pouring over a study or report. They are NOT fucking around on some tee hee video game website.

Says the guy posting on the same silly MUD website day in and day out that he had to create 2948482929 accounts for because they all kept getting banned for calling black people niggers and whatnot, all while playing the same little computer game and generally fucking around.

Nikki’s been gone a while, but her and her ginormous boobs won’t take long to catch on.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Any dumbshit can borrow money, start a business, stick their penis into some pussy and start a family. None of these things qualifies them to dictate broad policy goals that are and have been constantly shifting for the past 25 years.

What is far more telling is how these apparent "educated and qualified people" are on a silly MUD website day in and day out, playing their little computer game, and generally fucking around. I've met and had the honor of working under some *actual* policymakers in Washington, they don't have a minute to waste during the day (stark contrast to our current POTUS), when they're not trying to catch 10 minutes of sleep they are pouring over a study or report. They are NOT fucking around on some tee hee video game website.
No one said anything about educated or qualified, but they are our constitutients and they probably are easier to talk to when you don't open chats with "FUCK YOU FUCKERS" and variations thereof.

Also you really think starting businesses and growing families from absolutely nothing is not impressive?

You've had the *honor* of working for "actual policymakers", I work with actual people who spend day in and day out creating things and serving the country. Maybe your policy makers aren't fucking around but it sure looks like they are. We report our time in increments of a few minutes at a time. I don't care if they stay up late reading shit, what do they stay up late DOING?

[~Rocktar~]

To you people with smokers, i have this to say. Fuck off! I live in an apartment with no place to put one and a landlord with a stick from his ass to his nose. Working on house buying now so maybe after I get that worked out, then I can get one. Until then, fuck you and your nice, succulent, smoked meats at home.

To Necro, seriously, economic policy on a micro scale is indeed very complicated and irritating. On the macro scale, it's pretty simple, Socialism never works, Capitalism is not fair to those that won't get off their ass and work and the previous administration wanted to tax and regulate us into prosperity which is somewhat like adding wet wood to a camp fire then spraying it with water because you are cold and want to warm up. It just doesn't work. All those *actual* policymakers you speak of are indeed PAID to do exactly what they are doing so that those at the top don't have too. If you think that any human has the ability to fully and completely understand everything that the government does and it's effects then you are delusional. Higher ups pay underlings to be specialists in one particular area, condense that knowledge to concise points and be able to answer questions and provide explanations on demand. This process continues from the bottom all the way to the top and your lack of demonstrated understanding of this is laughable.

Lastly, the need for play, for mental downtime is one of the large focuses in productivity for executives and decision makers since not having down time is akin to being in combat. The US Army figures a person has around 100 days of actual combat time before becoming a liability which is why tours of duty were made to be a year long. Non-stop focus on a task makes most people fatigued, irritable, irrational and leads to failures in the decision making process as well as simply bad decisions. I didn't give much of a shit about Obama golfing other than some of his timing and I don't care about Trump golfing either. Real leaders go a lot of business on the golf course. I was much more concerned with Obama's Marxist dogma and utter lack of leadership and effective response to important things like ISIS, China's passive aggressive crap, North Korea and his capitulation on Russia conquering one of it's neighbors major cities and his utter gutting of the military and space program.

[~Rocktar~]

Says the guy posting on the same silly MUD website day in and day out that he had to create 2948482929 accounts for because they all kept getting banned for calling black people niggers and whatnot, all while playing the same little computer game and generally fucking around.

Nikki’s been gone a while, but her and her ginormous boobs won’t take long to catch on.

Ok, I don't think I kept a list, who all has Necro been before on the boards or is this insanity in game?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

To you people with smokers, i have this to say. Fuck off! I live in an apartment with no place to put one and a landlord with a stick from his ass to his nose. Working on house buying now so maybe after I get that worked out, then I can get one. Until then, fuck you and your nice, succulent, smoked meats at home.

Good luck because they are awesome.


I didn't give much of a shit about Obama golfing other than some of his timing and I don't care about Trump golfing either. Obama didn't golf at Golf Clubs owned by himself. Y'all made Jimmy Carter sell his fucking peanut farm, this seems really rich and unfair.
Real leaders go a lot of business on the golf course. Won't deny the truth of this.


I was much more concerned with Obama's Marxist dogma and utter lack of leadership and effective response to important things like ISIS, China's passive aggressive crap, North Korea and his capitulation on Russia conquering one of it's neighbors major cities and his utter gutting of the military and space program. We're on the brink of war with NK with China and Russia saying they'll back our opponents, aka North Korea. The Peshmerga have pushed out ISIS from Syria and Iraq and we're looking to turn our backs on them again to make Turkey happy. I get the fear that people have for making the country into what happened to Russia. But going balls to the wall the other way in fear and without looking back and saying "Maybe we have a better way" is not good either.

[~Rocktar~]

We're on the brink of war with NK with China and Russia saying they'll back our opponents, aka North Korea. The Peshmerga have pushed out ISIS from Syria and Iraq and we're looking to turn our backs on them again to make Turkey happy. I get the fear that people have for making the country into what happened to Russia. But going balls to the wall the other way in fear and without looking back and saying "Maybe we have a better way" is not good either.

I would prefer that we stop sucking Turkey's dick. They have gone down the rabbit hole of hardline Islam on the edge of extremism worse than Saudi Arabia in a lot of ways. Other than some decently priced non-Glock firearms from there, why do we put up with them again? They kind of shit on NATO at nearly every turn.

If we really wanted to put the screws to Russia we could easily do so with some real hard hitting sanctions. If we really wanted to change the dynamic in Europe, we should allow the export of natural gas to Europe so they can stabilize their markets and stop having to suck Russia's dick since they decided to stop using coal. China is having some economic struggles and is trying to distract their people with crap to try and claim nationalist pride all while their people choke to death in major cities due to pollution. It is very unlikely should we strike NK, which I honestly don't think we will do, that Russia or China would do much of anything other than maybe send supplies and provide weapons.

If some semi protracted crap happened, after some shock and possibly some setbacks, the US would wipe the walls with NK. If they chose direct involvement, well then again it would go badly for everyone but worse for them. Heaven help the world if Lil Kim decided to actually manage to nuke the anyone because in an instant we would then tell the rest of the world to fuck off and die and we would likely remove NK from the map followed by the end of the DMZ, South Korea would move in and take over and the post war reunification would devastate China's hopes in the region for the next 50 years if not cause them to collapse as a Communist/Socialist country.

Also, talking and playing nice has not worked so far. We have offered talk and concessions and agreements for decades and they have not been effective. I am all for applying a little more of the stick since the carrot has been largely ineffective.

[Latrinsorm]

How about a nice plate of tofu :D
Absolutely. We should have mandatory government shutdown at least 1 month a year.So much for supporting the troops.
My point is this isn't going to be some giant issue dems are going to successfully run on in November like you're so convinced of. Let's not forget they filibustered and force a 60 vote requirement.Let's not forget that there was a bipartisan bill (https://www.vox.com/2018/1/11/16880360/immigration-congress-bill-daca-trump) to solve DACA that the President unilaterally imploded. No more DACA struggle, no more filibuster, no more shutdown.
They have gone down the rabbit hole of hardline Islam on the edge of extremism worse than Saudi Arabia in a lot of ways.There are a lot of your usual bad takes in this thread, but this is a new one and woo baby, is it bad.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/e5BqcBq.png

[Gelston]

Her name was Lezachusetts.

[Methais]

Her name was Lezachusetts.

Massachusetts has a lot of lesbians, probably.

‘Twitter Users’ Think That The Spanish Word For Black Is ‘Racist’ and Want It Changed (https://www.factswt.com/twitter-users-think-that-the-spanish-word-for-black-is-racist-and-want-it-changed/)

[Gelston]

Massachusetts has a lot of lesbians, probably.

‘Twitter Users’ Think That The Spanish Word For Black Is ‘Racist’ and Want It Changed (https://www.factswt.com/twitter-users-think-that-the-spanish-word-for-black-is-racist-and-want-it-changed/)

They'd be very angry to learn latin.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26993664_2041384079412830_1544826942367233686_n.jp g?oh=b5eb31bcef8f712ca3a246f6ae4fd2ab&oe=5AF8C454

[Parkbandit]

I've only ever done brisket, ribs, and sausages. I've been planning to make some jerky and I've read up on smoking cheeses.

Turkey and chicken come out amazing.

[Parkbandit]

No one said anything about educated or qualified, but they are our constitutients and they probably are easier to talk to when you don't open chats with "FUCK YOU FUCKERS" and variations thereof.

Also you really think starting businesses and growing families from absolutely nothing is not impressive?

You've had the *honor* of working for "actual policymakers", I work with actual people who spend day in and day out creating things and serving the country. Maybe your policy makers aren't fucking around but it sure looks like they are. We report our time in increments of a few minutes at a time. I don't care if they stay up late reading shit, what do they stay up late DOING?

Don't give McGyver any attention. He's literally the dumbest troll we've ever had on these forums and we've had a great deal of them.

[Gelston]

Turkey and chicken come out amazing.

Oh, yeah, I've done chicken before too.

[Androidpk]

https://i.redd.it/il1k5w6hu2c01.jpg

[Parkbandit]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-web-sexual-assault-case-denied-bail-20180124-story.html

A boy trapped in a man's body.

[Gompers]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxX8FybBIgg

THEY ARE TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU GUYZ (He then abruptly went on to show a clip of a high speed police chase in Arizona)

[Androidpk]

Dude, that keeps happening over and over with the Trumptards. First they scream fake news, then when it's confirmed to be actually true they deflect. Fox News is literally eating Trump's shit and asking for seconds.

[Methais]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-web-sexual-assault-case-denied-bail-20180124-story.html

A boy trapped in a man's body.

How dare you imply what he can and can't identify as, bigot. Reported to the bigot police enjoy getting backtraced.

[Taernath]

Fox News is literally eating Trump's shit and asking for seconds.

Literally?

[Androidpk]

Literally?

Literally literally. Hannity and Tucker empty Trump's bedpan every morning and chow down.

[Taernath]

Literally literally. Hannity and Tucker empty Trump's bedpan every morning and chow down.

@wrathbringer

[Wrathbringer]

@wrathbringer

why? Cause I eat shit too? or, what?

[Methais]

https://youtu.be/3LAnmnS0-9g

[Taernath]

why? Cause I eat shit too? or, what?

I tag you for all things poo related.

[Androidpk]

–Mr. President, thank you for meeting with us to discuss the dismissal of Director Comey. I'm sure you're eager to g-


–Look, Bob--I can call you 'Bob', right? Alright, good. I like the name, by the way. Very good name. Very good. Me, I don't like the name 'Don' much, but on you, I like the, ah--the shortness of it. On you.


–Thank you Mr. President. I'd like to ask you when it was that you decided that dismiss-


–And, just so we're clear, and on the record, and just so you, you understand. This Russia hoax, this fake news story about Trump and Russia, total garbage. Total hoax, not true just fake, very fake media stories. That's what they do, they just, they just make up a story without any, any proof of the, the--look, they said 'Trump can't win in Michigan, he can't win in Pennsylvania, he's got no path to 270. Hillary this, Hillary that, she is next up, for the office of the President'--when they said that, totally made-up stuff. Just so we're clear, this whole Russia thing is not, ah, not going anywhere, because it's nothing. Okay?


–With all due respect, Mr. President, I think that our investigation will decide where the evidence lea-


–Bob, by the way just so you know, the whole golf course thing--beautiful links, beautiful weather, the caddies are tremendously, they're the best at what they do, the service--it's remarkable, did you know? I know you know that you know and I know that--I can, you know, we can make the charges, ah, refunded to you. I know that the charges you wanted to, ah, get back were, there was an issue with the refund. But we can make it so that you get it back, you know, since--since, I mean if we can see our way to, to letting this Russia story, sort of, you know....die. Go dead. Away. Gone.


–Mr. President are you trying to bribe me to end the investigation of your campaign's collusion with Russia by offering to refund some....golf club fees?


–Yes, ah, I mean no. No, no, no. I mean, no bribe, who said...who had a....no bribe, it wasn't discussed. We just, it's like, you're a smart guy, I'm a smart guy, we both can see that this Russia thing is fake...fake news and I figured, you figured that....that it could resolve itself and also at the same time you could, ah, could get back the money. That you had. Paid.


–I....see. Mr. President, I ask you again. When did you think that it was a prudent decision to fire Comey, and why did you think that?


–Ah. Well, I would, I would like to, in such a case as, as the case may be, I would like to...please the, fourth, the fifth Commandments. They're all good ones, all good....rights. I, ah. I please them all, please. Right now. Ahem. Thanks, you're great. Tremendoush. The....besht...good guy. Bob. Uh, shee you on the....on the links. Goodbye. Bye. Thanksh. Great. Good.

[Wrathbringer]

I tag you for all things poo related.

Oh... Ok.

[Methais]

–Mr. President, thank you for meeting with us to discuss the dismissal of Director Comey. I'm sure you're eager to g-


–Look, Bob--I can call you 'Bob', right? Alright, good. I like the name, by the way. Very good name. Very good. Me, I don't like the name 'Don' much, but on you, I like the, ah--the shortness of it. On you.


–Thank you Mr. President. I'd like to ask you when it was that you decided that dismiss-


–And, just so we're clear, and on the record, and just so you, you understand. This Russia hoax, this fake news story about Trump and Russia, total garbage. Total hoax, not true just fake, very fake media stories. That's what they do, they just, they just make up a story without any, any proof of the, the--look, they said 'Trump can't win in Michigan, he can't win in Pennsylvania, he's got no path to 270. Hillary this, Hillary that, she is next up, for the office of the President'--when they said that, totally made-up stuff. Just so we're clear, this whole Russia thing is not, ah, not going anywhere, because it's nothing. Okay?


–With all due respect, Mr. President, I think that our investigation will decide where the evidence lea-


–Bob, by the way just so you know, the whole golf course thing--beautiful links, beautiful weather, the caddies are tremendously, they're the best at what they do, the service--it's remarkable, did you know? I know you know that you know and I know that--I can, you know, we can make the charges, ah, refunded to you. I know that the charges you wanted to, ah, get back were, there was an issue with the refund. But we can make it so that you get it back, you know, since--since, I mean if we can see our way to, to letting this Russia story, sort of, you know....die. Go dead. Away. Gone.


–Mr. President are you trying to bribe me to end the investigation of your campaign's collusion with Russia by offering to refund some....golf club fees?


–Yes, ah, I mean no. No, no, no. I mean, no bribe, who said...who had a....no bribe, it wasn't discussed. We just, it's like, you're a smart guy, I'm a smart guy, we both can see that this Russia thing is fake...fake news and I figured, you figured that....that it could resolve itself and also at the same time you could, ah, could get back the money. That you had. Paid.


–I....see. Mr. President, I ask you again. When did you think that it was a prudent decision to fire Comey, and why did you think that?


–Ah. Well, I would, I would like to, in such a case as, as the case may be, I would like to...please the, fourth, the fifth Commandments. They're all good ones, all good....rights. I, ah. I please them all, please. Right now. Ahem. Thanks, you're great. Tremendoush. The....besht...good guy. Bob. Uh, shee you on the....on the links. Goodbye. Bye. Thanksh. Great. Good.

tldr

[Wrathbringer]

tldr

Same here, only trdr. Too retarded, didn't read.

[Taernath]

–Ah. Well, I would, I would like to, in such a case as, as the case may be, I would like to...please the, fourth, the fifth Commandments. They're all good ones, all good....rights. I, ah. I please them all, please. Right now. Ahem. Thanks, you're great. Tremendoush. The....besht...good guy. Bob. Uh, shee you on the....on the links. Goodbye. Bye. Thanksh. Great. Good.

Why is he slurring at the end? Is he supposed to be drunk? Trump's a teetotaler.

[Taernath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBGudMadlY0

[Androidpk]

Why is he slurring at the end? Is he supposed to be drunk? Trump's a teetotaler.

The stress is triggering his brain.

[Parkbandit]

–Mr. President, thank you for meeting with us to discuss the dismissal of Director Comey. I'm sure you're eager to g-


–Look, Bob--I can call you 'Bob', right? Alright, good. I like the name, by the way. Very good name. Very good. Me, I don't like the name 'Don' much, but on you, I like the, ah--the shortness of it. On you.


–Thank you Mr. President. I'd like to ask you when it was that you decided that dismiss-


–And, just so we're clear, and on the record, and just so you, you understand. This Russia hoax, this fake news story about Trump and Russia, total garbage. Total hoax, not true just fake, very fake media stories. That's what they do, they just, they just make up a story without any, any proof of the, the--look, they said 'Trump can't win in Michigan, he can't win in Pennsylvania, he's got no path to 270. Hillary this, Hillary that, she is next up, for the office of the President'--when they said that, totally made-up stuff. Just so we're clear, this whole Russia thing is not, ah, not going anywhere, because it's nothing. Okay?


–With all due respect, Mr. President, I think that our investigation will decide where the evidence lea-


–Bob, by the way just so you know, the whole golf course thing--beautiful links, beautiful weather, the caddies are tremendously, they're the best at what they do, the service--it's remarkable, did you know? I know you know that you know and I know that--I can, you know, we can make the charges, ah, refunded to you. I know that the charges you wanted to, ah, get back were, there was an issue with the refund. But we can make it so that you get it back, you know, since--since, I mean if we can see our way to, to letting this Russia story, sort of, you know....die. Go dead. Away. Gone.


–Mr. President are you trying to bribe me to end the investigation of your campaign's collusion with Russia by offering to refund some....golf club fees?


–Yes, ah, I mean no. No, no, no. I mean, no bribe, who said...who had a....no bribe, it wasn't discussed. We just, it's like, you're a smart guy, I'm a smart guy, we both can see that this Russia thing is fake...fake news and I figured, you figured that....that it could resolve itself and also at the same time you could, ah, could get back the money. That you had. Paid.


–I....see. Mr. President, I ask you again. When did you think that it was a prudent decision to fire Comey, and why did you think that?


–Ah. Well, I would, I would like to, in such a case as, as the case may be, I would like to...please the, fourth, the fifth Commandments. They're all good ones, all good....rights. I, ah. I please them all, please. Right now. Ahem. Thanks, you're great. Tremendoush. The....besht...good guy. Bob. Uh, shee you on the....on the links. Goodbye. Bye. Thanksh. Great. Good.

I don't get it. Did you make it up or was this copied/pasted from some other person who made this up?

[Parkbandit]

The stress is triggering my brain.

Trust me, we've noticed.

[Candor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBGudMadlY0

Not every conservative thinks that Fox is completely unbiased, never makes a mistake, or never ever says something that isn't completely true. Certainly I don't.

Of course, I don't fully trust CNN, ABC, CBS, and NBC either. IMHO BBC is arguably the best news organization out there, but as a rule I want confirmation of anything they report too.

[Methais]

I don't get it. Did you make it up or was this copied/pasted from some other person who made this up?

Whoever wrote it needs to make up their fucking mind on how many periods they're going to use for their ellipses.

Don't think it was pk though. Too much creativity (even if it's still bad) and effort and formatting put into it just to try and get the world to care about how triggered they are over their never ending all consuming Trump butthurt.

[Androidpk]

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/53/2018/01/29/205769_600.jpg

[Parkbandit]

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/53/2018/01/29/205769_600.jpg

That's so fucking true. Whenever President Trump goes off script, I cringe.

[Androidpk]

But then we wouldn't have gems like this:


Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

[Wrathbringer]

Not every conservative thinks that Fox is completely unbiased, never makes a mistake, or never ever says something that isn't completely true. Certainly I don't.

Of course, I don't fully trust CNN, ABC, CBS, and NBC either. IMHO BBC is arguably the best news organization out there, but as a rule I want confirmation of anything they report too.

Cut a fart, candork

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/nCCNQZV.mp4

[Androidpk]

I don't know what's funnier, the literal GOP trainwreck or the Trumptards claiming it's a deep state attack.

[Parkbandit]

I don't know what's funnier, the literal GOP trainwreck or the Trumptards claiming it's a deep state attack.

Definitely the meltdown that the snowflakes have had since 11/8/16.

It's the gift that keeps on giving. Day after day. Month after month. Year after year.

7 more years of this = awesome.

[Androidpk]

Definitely the meltdown that the snowflakes have had since 11/8/16.

It's the gift that keeps on giving. Day after day. Month after month. Year after year.

7 more years of this = awesome.

Try and stay relevant. There were no libs having a meltdown over this accident.

[Parkbandit]

Try and stay relevant. There were no libs having a meltdown over this accident.

What are you roleplaying today? Deep conservative or lunatic liberal?

If you could let us know prior to posting, that would help everyone.

I know you just want to pretend you're "hip" and "edgy", but it's confusing the readers when it's clear you have no deeply held beliefs or convictions.

Thanks.

[Androidpk]

What are you roleplaying today? Deep conservative or lunatic liberal?

If you could let us know prior to posting, that would help everyone.

I know you just want to pretend you're "hip" and "edgy", but it's confusing the readers when it's clear you have no deeply held beliefs or convictions.

Thanks.

Only one confused here is you.

[Gelston]

What are you roleplaying today? Deep conservative or lunatic liberal?

If you could let us know prior to posting, that would help everyone.

I know you just want to pretend you're "hip" and "edgy", but it's confusing the readers when it's clear you have no deeply held beliefs or convictions.

Thanks.

He is like Brian Griffin, he likes to be the outside party.

[Androidpk]

He is like Brian Griffin, he likes to be the outside party.

Who?

[Gelston]

Who?

A cartoon dog on TV.

[Androidpk]

A cartoon dog on TV.

Oh that Brian. For some reason I was thinking of the moron on CNN that I can't stand and was about to be insulted.

[Parkbandit]

Only one confused here is you.

Explain some of your core principles to us... you know, the ones that make you go from Rand Paul to Bernie Sanders within 6 months?

At least I'm not bi-polar.

[Parkbandit]

He is like Brian Griffin, he likes to be the outside party.

I haven't watch Family Guy in a while.. I thought he was a crazy liberal?

[Androidpk]

Explain some of your core principles to us... you know, the ones that make you go from Rand Paul to Bernie Sanders within 6 months?

At least I'm not bi-polar.

Better luck trolling next time.

[Parkbandit]

Better luck trolling next time.

So you can't.

Not a shock.

Like at all.

[Gelston]

I haven't watch Family Guy in a while.. I thought he was a crazy liberal?

He was a crazy republican in the episode with Rush Limbaugh. Basically nailed him down to enjoying being the dissenting opinion. He hates movies everyone likes, he likes things most people don't.

[drauz]

different episode than Gelston is talking about but:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVFp8KTEw-k

[Parkbandit]

He was a crazy republican in the episode with Rush Limbaugh. Basically nailed him down to enjoying being the dissenting opinion. He hates movies everyone likes, he likes things most people don't.

Oh shit, I need to watch that one.

That really helps explain what happens in Androidpk's head.

[Parkbandit]

different episode than Gelston is talking about but:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVFp8KTEw-k

Holy shit.. Androidpk IS Brian.

Quagmire nails Androidpk perfectly.

[Methais]

I don't know what's funnier, the literal GOP trainwreck or the Trumptards claiming it's a deep state attack.

What's funny about a train wreck where some random who was minding their own business got killed?


He was a crazy republican in the episode with Rush Limbaugh. Basically nailed him down to enjoying being the dissenting opinion. He hates movies everyone likes, he likes things most people don't.

Brian's a hipster.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/661/091/7c0.png

[Gelston]

Brian's a hipster.

Congratulations, I've only called pk that 34523452345 times. Try to keep up.

[Methais]

Congratulations, I've only called pk that 34523452345 times. Try to keep up.

Reported for calling pk names.

https://i.imgur.com/RTre5ue.png

[Gelston]

I got that warning too, for this

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?110240-Flimbo-Meltdown-(We-re-Toxic)&p=1960288#post1960288

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27337090_2047619142122657_541405596412023363_n.jpg ?oh=33e5373b807d1cc71f3a418c54a403b6&oe=5ADA7F8E

[Parkbandit]

I got that warning too, for this

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?110240-Flimbo-Meltdown-(We-re-Toxic)&p=1960288#post1960288

I think it's a conspiracy. I GOT ONE TOO!

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?110674-Request-to-Filter-quot-What-s-New-quot-view&p=1969531#post1969531

The ones Anticor gave me have now expired though.. SO IN HIS FACE!

[Gelston]

Hey, hey... All millennials are adults now.

[Wrathbringer]

I think it's a conspiracy. I GOT ONE TOO!

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?110674-Request-to-Filter-quot-What-s-New-quot-view&p=1969531#post1969531

The ones Anticor gave me have now expired though.. SO IN HIS FACE!

I have a warning from sashafierce, too. Pretty sure those are rare. I should auction it.

[Parkbandit]

I have a warning from sashafierce, too. Pretty sure those are rare. I should auction it.

I'll give you 6 green reps for it.

[Androidpk]

https://i.redd.it/mnplh37geid01.jpg

[Parkbandit]

https://i.redd.it/mnplh37geid01.jpg

OMG! ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS DON'T KNOW NATIVE AMERICANS WERE HERE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twitter brings out the stupidity in all people... especially the ones reposting it to have a "point"...

[drauz]

Holy shit, some people are dumb.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-san-diego-trump-sued-20171129-story.html

"He said Flores accepts some responsibility for her injuries — but not all of it.

"We think it's a case of shared responsibility of the school, Maria and the driver, and we're not saying that anybody is without fault or fault-free," Sullivan said. "We think other people bear some responsibility as well."

Specifically, the lawsuit alleges that UCSD or the UC Board of Regents bears some responsibility for the protest. The lawsuit says the school and other defendants did not contain the protest and allowed it to spill onto the freeway, where security was inadequate to keep protesters safe."

[Gelston]

That is funny.Suing the school for her own actions that didn't even occur at the school.

[~Rocktar~]

That is funny.Suing the school for her own actions that didn't even occur at the school.

It's Kommiefornia, none of them are responsible for their own actions. In most other states, they would be laughed out of court. I expect there to be a substantial award or settlement.

[Androidpk]

https://i.redd.it/cdr2fu6au2e01.jpg

[Neveragain]

https://i.redd.it/cdr2fu6au2e01.jpg


Koch Industries
Type Private <----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<<<<<<<<<<
Revenue US$100 billion (2015)
Owner Charles Koch and David Koch (84%)
Number of employees 100,000 (2015) <--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<<<<<<<<<<
Subsidiaries Georgia-Pacific, Guardian Industries, Flint Hills Resources, Invista, Molex

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/011/687/566.gif

[Methais]

https://i.redd.it/cdr2fu6au2e01.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/LxO27tX.gif

[Gelston]

I've seen a lot of people bitching about that. So what? NO ONE should get a tax break because they did too?

[Taernath]

I've seen a lot of people bitching about that. So what? NO ONE should get a tax break because they did too?

The joke is that $1.50 a week is basically nothing.

[Gelston]

The joke is that $1.50 a week is basically nothing.

Everyone I know is getting about 60ish back every other week. I don't know anyone that gets paid weekly.

[Taernath]

Everyone I know is getting about 60ish back every other week. I don't know anyone that gets paid weekly.

Paul Ryan apparently does.

[Gelston]

Paul Ryan apparently does.

Paul Ryan is not an acquaintance of mine okay?

[Methais]

Paul Ryan is not an acquaintance of mine okay?

What, are you too cool to hang out with the Speaker of the House? There’s an easy way to find out:

Have you ever scored four touchdowns in one game? If not, then the answer to the other question is no.

[Gelston]

What, are you too cool to hang out with the Speaker of the House? There’s an easy way to find out:

Have you ever scored four touchdowns in one game? If not, then the answer to the other question is no.

I've scored 5 in one game.

[Methais]

Sorry, the number of touchdowns must be four.

Reported for scoring too many touchdowns in one game.

[Gelston]

Sorry, the number of touchdowns must be four.

Reported for scoring too many touchdowns in one game.

To get to 5, I must first score 4. So then yes, I have scored 4.

I also posted again in the llama thread.

[Methais]

Once you scored the 5th, you no longer scored four touchdowns.

[Gelston]

Once you scored the 5th, you no longer scored four touchdowns.

No, I still scored 1, and 2, and 3, and 4, and also 5.

[Neveragain]

Everyone I know is getting about 60ish back every other week. I don't know anyone that gets paid weekly.

Between $25-30 sounds about right.

93 million employed Americans in the lower and middle class * $25 = 2.34 billion dollars a week injected into the free market (about 122 billion this year alone)

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/iAXhOyL.jpg

[Gelston]

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/have-dc-military-march-music-be-john-williams-droid-invasiontrade-federation-theme-star-wars-episode-one

[Methais]

You're a fatass too, what's your point?

Still mad that I won't send you dick pics huh? It'll be ok buddy. It'll be ok.

[Androidpk]

https://i.imgur.com/T1Udgk4.png

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27544930_1908403379218048_989170628531698807_n.png ?oh=2ab24065d77c4dea6469f9868d578467&oe=5B0D2469

[Parkbandit]

http://time.com/5138085/new-york-law-tide-pods/

Dear NY liberal lawmakers:

The retards eating Tide pods aren't doing it because they look delicious.. they are doing it because they are idiots.

Stop being as retarded as the ones doing the Tide Pod Challenge.

Thank you.

[Methais]

http://time.com/5138085/new-york-law-tide-pods/

Dear NY liberal lawmakers:

The retards eating Tide pods aren't doing it because they look delicious.. they are doing it because they are idiots.

Stop being as retarded as the ones doing the Tide Pod Challenge.

Thank you.

I just wanna know how these things become a thing. Mainly so I can start the "eat an entire tube of toothpaste" challenge for them to work on next.

If you use Aquafresh it'll even look similar to a Tide pod.

http://www.telegram.com/storyimage/WT/20140826/COLUMN83/308269982/AR/0/AR-308269982.jpg

[Taernath]

I just wanna know how these things become a thing. Mainly so I can start the "eat an entire tube of toothpaste" challenge for them to work on next.

Don't let your memes be dreams.

http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/its-the-90s-go-for-it-girl-VHS-YOSPOS-1425428235Z.gif

[Gelston]

I LIKE PIZZA

[Parkbandit]

I LIKE PIZZA

Pizza Challenges are dumb because you don't risk your life.

DUH

[Gelston]

Pizza Challenges are dumb because you don't risk your life.

DUH

You can if you replace the tomato sauce with antifreeze and the pepperoni with tide pods.

[Parkbandit]

You can if you replace the tomato sauce with antifreeze and the pepperoni with tide pods.

See! NOW you are making it a CHALLENGE!

[Wrathbringer]

I just wanna know how these things become a thing.

it all begins with two retards. One retarded enough to do it, one retarded enough to laugh and egg him on. One of these retards films it and puts it on youtube for other tards to see and then do because they're so fucking retarded too and it all goes from there.

[Methais]

Pizza Challenges are dumb because you don't risk your life.

DUH

https://zulukilo.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/fat-women-eating-pizza1.jpg

[Shaps]

https://zulukilo.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/fat-women-eating-pizza1.jpg

'MURICA!

[Gelston]

The ranch bottle just looks way too small for her.

[Methais]

The ranch bottle just looks way too small for her.

The pizza does too.

Pretty sure she chugs the ranch to wash the pizza down instead of dipping it.

And why are they drinking regular Coke? They clearly don’t care about their weight if they’re not drinking Diet Coke.

[Wrathbringer]

Pretty sure she chugs it to wash the pizza down instead of dipping it.

And why are they drinking regular Coke? Thy clearly don’t care about their weight if they’re not drinking Diet Coke.

:gag:

[drauz]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/02/09/california-lawmaker-behind-metoo-push-is-accused-of-groping-male-staffer/?utm_term=.cd6d9de3572f

[Methais]

:gag:

Imagine what their sharts must be like.

[Wrathbringer]

Imagine what their sharts must be like.

yeah...I don't even think they would know it happened.

[Methais]

yeah...I don't even think they would know it happened.

Legend says you can't even tell when they shart because it never makes it past their butt cheeks.

[Wrathbringer]

Legend says you can't even tell when they shart because it never makes it past their butt cheeks.

Yeah that's exactly what I meant. Those are some fat asses. I bet they have to spread their butt cheeks open over the sides of the toilet to take a dump. And when you're that fat, there's no way you're wiping good. Can't really reach.

[Methais]

Yeah that's exactly what I meant. Those are some fat asses. I bet they have to spread their butt cheeks open over the sides of the toilet to take a dump. And when you're that fat, there's no way you're wiping good. Can't really reach.

https://i.imgur.com/P9omq8G.png

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/362120-how-do-obese-people-wipe

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/ui8uuYK.png

And everything else on https://imgur.com/gallery/5vR1q

[Androidpk]

Found Rocktar..

https://i.redd.it/7v3f5qib76f01.jpg

[Wrathbringer]

Found Rocktar..

https://i.redd.it/7v3f5qib76f01.jpg

this is retarded. Not surprised you posted it.

[Androidpk]

A Utah lawmaker who voted for tougher penalties for prostitution has resigned amid allegations that he used taxpayer dough to pay for hotel rooms to hook up with an online escort, according to reports.

The DailyMail.com quoted call girl Brie Taylor saying former GOP Rep. Jon Stanard paid her $250 for sex twice at the Fairfield Inn in Salt Lake City.

Last year, he voted in favor of stricter laws on prostitution, including hiking the penalty for soliciting sex to $2,500.

“I am a strong advocate for conservative family values. I am pro-life, as well as for traditional marriage,” Stanard says on his website.

[~Rocktar~]

Found Rocktar..

You are so sad, I almost pity you and how angry and disturbed you must be. To spend so much time seeking out things to try and attack me with is a serious waste of your life. Get help.

[cwolff]

A Utah lawmaker who voted for tougher penalties for prostitution has resigned amid allegations that he used taxpayer dough to pay for hotel rooms to hook up with an online escort, according to reports.

The DailyMail.com quoted call girl Brie Taylor saying former GOP Rep. Jon Stanard paid her $250 for sex twice at the Fairfield Inn in Salt Lake City.

Last year, he voted in favor of stricter laws on prostitution, including hiking the penalty for soliciting sex to $2,500.

“I am a strong advocate for conservative family values. I am pro-life, as well as for traditional marriage,” Stanard says on his website.

It's so commonplace now that its not even a shock.

[Androidpk]

You are so sad, I almost pity you and how angry and disturbed you must be. To spend so much time seeking out things to try and attack me with is a serious waste of your life. Get help.

Says the board's angstiest troll. :lol2:

[Androidpk]

https://i.redd.it/7rt58gi72bf01.jpg

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27657394_10212355222010582_9157220179092442064_n.j pg?oh=76095739c1ba243c9666495b171e8fa6&oe=5B1E952C

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27750187_10203935087455572_8689974634802223319_n.j pg?oh=1059a2af0c81876e6dd0de113da6c4f6&oe=5B18FDF2

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27751666_2053881891496382_8642796522328540298_n.jp g?oh=716d6098bc95bccefa788a6468bb14fc&oe=5B1F6A73

[Androidpk]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a budgetary discussion Friday, Republican lawmakers announced a plan to pretend to be fiscally conservative again if a Democrat takes office again in 2020 or 2024.

The GOP said it would begin to decry deficit spending and the $20 trillion debt in order to win votes as soon as political power swung back to the opposing party.

“The second a Democrat is back in the White House, we will once again start yelling about fiscal responsibility,” Speaker Paul Ryan said in an address to the House of Representatives Friday. “For now, we will continue to vote for unsustainable and irresponsible budgets that your children’s children’s children will pay for for centuries to come.”

At publishing time, Republicans further announced they would pretend to oppose giving Planned Parenthood a half billion dollars year after year once they need conservative voters’ support to regain their offices.

[Methais]

Apparently this artist works sperm into most of his pieces. And they thought it would still be smart to have him do Obama's portrait.

Bukkake Obama
https://i.imgur.com/m5LUvmp.png

[Parkbandit]

Apparently this artist works sperm into most of his pieces. And they thought it would still be smart to have him do Obama's portrait.

Bukkake Obama
https://i.imgur.com/m5LUvmp.png

Both paintings were terrible.

[Wrathbringer]

Both paintings were terrible.

the artists were black so you're obviously racist.

[Methais]

Both paintings were terrible.

At least you can tell who it is in the Bukkake Obama painting. Michelle's looks nothing like her face.

https://wfdd-live.s3.amazonaws.com/styles/slideshow/s3/images/slideshow/Paintings-Of-Barack-And-Michelle-Obama-Unveiled-At-Portrait-Gallery-585114264-1518460215.jpg?itok=DwBkkO87

Even he's like who the fuck is this?

[Androidpk]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV71BR-UMAASR0m.jpg

[Methais]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV71BR-UMAASR0m.jpg

Motaro really let himself go after MK3.

[Methais]

A bunch of Antifa vs. a handful of normal dudes. Goes exactly as expected.

Good stuff starts about 3 minutes in:


https://youtu.be/HmH0D4sdlJ4

https://i.imgur.com/ziGIa7W.jpg (http://forum.gsplayers.com/member.php?35-Back)

[Latrinsorm]

Apparently this artist works sperm into most of his pieces. And they thought it would still be smart to have him do Obama's portrait.It's official. I got tired of asking you if you'd ever get tired of falling for obvious hoaxes before you did.

[Neveragain]

A bunch of Antifa vs. a handful of normal dudes. Goes exactly as expected.

Good stuff starts about 3 minutes in:


https://youtu.be/HmH0D4sdlJ4

https://i.imgur.com/ziGIa7W.jpg (http://forum.gsplayers.com/member.php?35-Back)

I wonder if these kids just stand around on street corners all day wearing their masks, regressives are fucking weird.