Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

A judge said the House has no standing to sue over Trump's decision to divert funds to build the wall.

Glad to see there are still some judges out there that remember how to be judges and not just anti-Trump activists.

[Parkbandit]

A kid mowed this into his family lawn. Its in the flight path of the plane that took Trump to England.

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5cf59fd82500003300dbe656.jpeg?cache=kttgoz084i&ops=scalefit_720_noupscale

I wonder what your reaction would have been if it said Obama instead of Trump...

[Methais]

I wonder what your reaction would have been if it said Obama instead of Trump...

He''d be crying about how we all need to be more civil and get along or some similar virtue signaling bullshit.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/61844941_2412900445594523_1584128709227446272_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQl5YvWLwLNT_-esOG4IgFKKfdlqrQGTk8I1yN2O_q2x3LE9s4B0ngIt1zXqUNvD ZRQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=91318ec6e232b9e5b244b0f77194c977&oe=5D9DD784

[Back]

He''d be crying about how we all need to be more civil and get along or some similar virtue signaling bullshit.

Obama was burned in effigy like a good old fashioned lynching. Trump was also decapitated by a TV hostess. This was just funny. I thought you and PB would like it because its a big cock and we all know how much you two like them.

[Gelston]

Obama was burned in effigy like a good old fashioned lynching. Trump was also decapitated by a TV hostess. This was just funny. I thought you and PB would like it because its a big cock and we all know how much you two like them.

Even during Pride Month Back is using homosexuality as an insult. What a shitty person.

[Methais]

Obama was burned in effigy like a good old fashioned lynching. Trump was also decapitated by a TV hostess. This was just funny. I thought you and PB would like it because its a big cock and we all know how much you two like them.

Do you consider using implied homosexuality as an insult considered homophobic? Why or why not?

In before Back deflects or just completely dodges the question.

www.backhatesfags.com

[Astray]

Back - "Faggot is a hateful word and we shouldn't use it because it's homophobic."

Also Back - "LOL you guys are fucking gay."

Paraphrasing, of course.

[Back]

Hey now. Theres nothing wrong with loving cock. I was just trying to be helpful by posting a picture of the two things the real koolaid drinking radicalized alt-right extremists love the most. Huge cocks and Trump. You're welcome!

[Gelston]

Hey now. Theres nothing wrong with loving cock. I was just trying to be helpful by posting a picture of the two things the real koolaid drinking radicalized alt-right extremists love the most. Huge cocks and Trump. You're welcome!

Except you know they don't. You were trying to insult them by implying they are homosexuals, therefore also implying that you feel homosexuality is an insult. Don't lie to yourself.

[Methais]

Hey now. Theres nothing wrong with loving cock. I was just trying to be helpful by posting a picture of the two things the real koolaid drinking radicalized alt-right extremists love the most. Huge cocks and Trump. You're welcome!

That's some interesting mental gymnastics you got there you virtue signaling hypocritical beta male sack of AIDS. :lol:

Also remember when you said you were gay?


I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.

[Alfster]

After all these years you still can't figure out how to troll.

Obviously directed at backlash

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Except you know they don't. You were trying to insult them by implying they are homosexuals, therefore also implying that you feel homosexuality is an insult. Don't lie to yourself.

You should be a psychologist (seriously, you are spot on). No homo man, no homo.

[Parkbandit]

Obama was burned in effigy like a good old fashioned lynching. Trump was also decapitated by a TV hostess.

That's the thing though.. you didn't find that effigy funny at all, did you?

You're a one sided sheet of paper... so easy to see straight through.



This was just funny. I thought you and PB would like it because its a big cock and we all know how much you two like them.

OMG YOU CALLED US GAY! SO INCLUSIVE OF YOU!

And seriously, you should be the last person on this forum to bring up the size of any penis...

[Parkbandit]

Hey now. Theres nothing wrong with loving cock. I was just trying to be helpful by posting a picture of the two things the real koolaid drinking radicalized alt-right extremists love the most. Huge cocks and Trump. You're welcome!

Hey.. I approve of you using gay as a insult.

If it makes you feel even better, I am insulted.

Just next time when you are up on your soapbox saying anything about anyone saying anything about homosexuality.. just know you're a raging hypocritical faggot for doing so.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/62215532_2413851982166036_962793490075353088_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=105&_nc_oc=AQlHe0FmypW-cWwZ4mVIYPy6DpqWYd1Me_0CKHcYmqWpuMTY12eZqDoeVkUCRE JMGxA&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=489c736940e6a68c605af67f2cbcd166&oe=5D94EABC

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In other news, Backlash is a huge faggot. :lol:

[Parkbandit]

Joke's on you, sellstuff can't read.

Joke's on you, sellstuff1 is banned.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Joke's on you, sellstuff1 is banned.

ROFL. Why?

[Methais]

Joke's on you, sellstuff1 is banned.

Joke's on you, sellstuff1's entire account was deleted.


ROFL. Why?

Because he's a massive gaylord.

[Tgo01]

ROFL. Why?

Probably because he was by far the most useless member of these forums. Heck of this planet.

I'm usually against banning people but if one person needed to be banned it was sellstuff1.

Even Androidpk serves a purpose: to make us laugh at his stupidity and hypocrisy. But sellstuff1 wasn't even good for that, he was just taking up space. Even an end table serves a purpose.

[Methais]

Joke's on you, sellstuff1's entire account was deleted.



Because he's a massive gaylord.

EDIT: Maybe not. He's gone from the member list though. He was at the bottom when you sort by rep and searching his name didn't give any results either.

[Taernath]

EDIT: Maybe not. He's gone from the member list though. He was at the bottom when you sort by rep and searching his name didn't give any results either.

It literally says banned under his name.

Which is different than banned 4 life btw

[Parkbandit]

EDIT: Maybe not. He's gone from the member list though. He was at the bottom when you sort by rep and searching his name didn't give any results either.

When you're banned, you obviously are no longer a member.

Stop being the biggest piece of Beef Wellington on this message board.

Thank you.

[Parkbandit]

ROFL. Why?

Probably has to do with him typing out the N word in gigantic font 1000 times and posting it.

tgo01 is right though, he had no real purpose on this message board other than letting us all know he was a raging racist who claimed everyone else was a racist when they disagreed with him.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[Astray]

LOL

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/62457223_2414405375444030_7117494286806941696_n.jp g?_nc_cat=109&_nc_oc=AQnrJs1_86FrIGdpauMk1yvBfF4BvSZMn_gHJxSjQy6 lIhu2Erkh1bx0BAOWa4PXBZp5RPRae4oHHp2PyZ8G5g-z&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-1.fna&oh=b05fd24a22530c87a6fd4d81db5f211f&oe=5D978134

[Tgo01]

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Homophobe.

[Methais]

Homophobe.

Yomamaphobe.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/62006757_606484776515016_5645965609897295872_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=105&_nc_oc=AQkL--kH6mNSF-VKuDibgBl78I26oDaj5kKdO2bvgigvdNe3OdwhUpijHc03q4Dx cSc&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=1ba195faea2d86cd7dace807257c6a3b&oe=5D86F0EC

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/62583279_417001145697272_3841342917599821824_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQnDV-NPHHbiQ_n3OR3c2jW-yy0qPULRio0TrOcD_msT22dZei4kAGJVQ5i_OrC-6c1o0T5pmodwBhMJRuyT3GFn&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=2b4d28f528a004e681f9d683b191fda5&oe=5D7D4474

..... No, you gay af if you're sucking a dick.

[RichardCranium]

What if it's my own dick?

[Gelston]

What if it's my own dick?

Then it is masturbation.

[Ashlander]

Then it is masturbation.

So you're saying you're gay if you masturbate?

[Gelston]

So you're saying you're gay if you masturbate?

Nope. It is gay if you handle another man's junk in a sexual way. Your own is fair game.

[Methais]

But what if you like the feel of your junk in your hand. I mean your hand is a guy’s hand after all... :thinking:

According to Dice, if you lay on your arm for an hour or two until it goes numb it's like being jerked off by a ghost. Ray Stantz got blown by a ghost once, which is probably even better. Shit made him go cross eyed.

I couldn't find that clip because I'm lazy, but this will have to suffice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6XEjYUBUO0

[Gelston]

According to Dice, if you lay on your arm for an hour or two until it goes numb it's like being jerked off by a ghost. Ray Stantz got blown by a ghost once, which is probably even better. Shit made him go cross eyed.

I couldn't find that clip because I'm lazy, but this will have to suffice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6XEjYUBUO0

It is called giving yourself a stranger

[Methais]

It is called giving yourself a stranger

Is it everything they say it is?

[Gelston]

Is it everything they say it is?

I've never had the patience

[Methais]

I've never had the patience

Gaylord.

[Methais]

1950: I bet we'll have flying cars in the future!

2019:

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[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/zascA2t.png

[Methais]

‘Popping Sounds’ Cause Mass Hysteria at DC Pride — Liberals Blame Straight Gun Owners for Non-Shooting (https://pluralist.com/dc-pride-shooting-fake/)

Seven people were hospitalized in a stampede at DC Pride on Saturday after loud “popping sounds” were reportedly mistaken for a shooting.

According to Capitol Police, no shots were fired. However, many woke commentators still faulted “homophobia” and America’s lax gun control laws. One straight couple was singled out for blame.

The mass hysteria started around 7:30 p.m., when rumors started to spread that there was an active shooter at the parade. Video from the scene shows participants trying to stampede their way to safety, knocking over barricades and causing more panic with the ensuing loud crashing noises. Streets around Dupont Circle flooded with people sprinting away from the assumed violence.

“In all my years I have never seen this level of panic for something that didn’t occur,” a police officer with over a decade of experience working the nation’s capital told the Washington Examiner.

In addition to the seven people who were taken to the hospital and treated for injuries sustained amid the chaos, several more were treated on site. A young boy was among those who were stepped on as others fled.

Capital Pride Alliance, the organization that produces the gay pride celebration, may have helped to contribute to the chaos by tweeting (https://twitter.com/CapitalPrideDC/status/1137501586048135170)out encouragement for attendees to “get to safety.” Even after police had made clear (https://twitter.com/SafeDC/status/1137510183855374337?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5 Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1137510183855374337&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonexaminer.com%2 Fnews%2Fpanic-at-capital-pride-parade-in-dc-over-active-shooter-scare)there was no shooter, the organization continued imply that there was a threat to the event in subsequent tweets.

The parade has ended. Be safe. The police is on site and the threat has been contained.

— Capital Pride (@CapitalPrideDC) June 8, 2019 (https://twitter.com/CapitalPrideDC/status/1137508093972164609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

Homophobia to blame for fake DC Pride shooting

In the immediate aftermath of the panic, liberal Twitter users blamed anti-gay sentiment for the scene that unfolded and the resulting injuries.

“Why should people be running for their lives,” one commentator questioned, before declaring that “gun control” needs to happen and “homophobia” needs to stop, even if the DC Pride shooting was a hoax.

even if it was a false alarm for an active shooter at dc pride today why should people be running for their lives at an event like this? gun control needs to happen & homophobia needs to stop now.

— Claire Mary Smith (@clairemmarys) June 9, 2019 (https://twitter.com/clairemmarys/status/1137564997666648064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

“THIS is why we need pride,” proclaimed another user, saying she was”still SCARED” over the “threat” of homophobia.

hearing about what happened at DC makes me so fucking sick and terrified. THIS is why we need pride. we are still being fucking threatened, even if marriage is legal, even if we’ve come a long way. homophobia is STILL a problem and i am still SCARED. #DCPride (https://twitter.com/hashtag/DCPride?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

— maddie loves pride month !! (@taylrhswift) June 9, 2019 (https://twitter.com/taylrhswift/status/1137511251905589248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)

A report in LGBTQ Nation (https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2019/06/straight-couple-behaving-badly-caused-panicked-stampede-dcs-pride-parade/) blamed a straight couple that was “behaving badly” for causing the chaos, saying that the man pointed his BB gun at an attendee he accused of assaulting his girlfriend. According to the report, the site of the “realistic” gun was what sparked the mass panic.

Hoax hate crimes are on the rise

DC Pride participants could be forgiven for having the jitters given the breathless media coverage (https://pluralist.com/category/culture/)of hate crimes in the Trump era.

According to FBI stats, the number of reported hate crimes has risen significantly in recent years, including a 17 percent increase to more than 7,000 in 2017. Liberal activists have argued that such incidents are still underreported.

However, many conservatives see the whole category as largely subjective and subject to inflation. Reason’s Robby Soave argued (https://reason.com/blog/2018/11/13/fbi-hate-crime-statistics-increase-trump)last November that anyone talking about hate crime increases should keep one “critical detail” in mind: “The overall number of law enforcement agencies reporting hate crime data also increased greatly—approximately 1,000 additional agencies contributed figures in 2017 than in 2016.”

According to Soave, this means that “it’s not obviously the case that hate crimes are more prevalent in 2017.”

Kmele Foster, another libertarian commentator, also took issue with how hate crimes are classified during an appearance on CNN’s “Reliable Sources” in February.

_____________________

TLDR: some tard thought a gun was being shot at a pride event, everyone panicked, turns out nothing happened, and then they blamed the whole thing on straight gun owners and homophobia

Was probably staged from the start.

Tards. :lol:

[Gelston]

The mental fucking gymnastics here would take Gold at the Olympics.

[Stumplicker]

I'm calling it now. Jussie Smollett was there throwing firecrackers. You heard it here first.

[Methais]

I'm calling it now. Jussie Smollett was there throwing firecrackers. You heard it here first.

It was probably a couple people sharting on each other and one of them accidentally farted instead.

[Tgo01]

The NYT can't trust itself to not run an obviously anti-semitic cartoon again so it has announced they will never run any political cartoon ever again.

That's kind of sad.

[Ashlander]

The NYT can't trust itself to not run an obviously anti-semitic cartoon again so it has announced they will never run any political cartoon ever again.

That's kind of sad.

Now they'll just run anti-Trump cartoons instead.

[Tgo01]

Now they'll just run anti-Trump cartoons instead.

NYT: We will not run anymore political cartoons. Except ones bashing Trump, because fuck that guy! JoUrnAlIsM!

[Parkbandit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=560eK2mDpxw

[Tgo01]

Some reporter or whatever (I just saw the video but no idea who was talking with Trump) was grilling Trump about how his campaign should immediately call the FBI if someone from a foreign country offers dirt on one of his political opponents. Trump said "I would listen to what they have to say" and the guy shot back "You want that kind of interference in our elections?"

What exactly is this shit? If China had actual evidence, I don't just mean flapping gums, I mean actual evidence to suggest Biden was corrupt and was selling US secrets to Iran, should Trump just say "Nope, not interested"? Like we now prefer to remain in the dark about our politicians just because of where the information is coming from? Or, more likely, we only want to pretend Democrats don't ever do anything bad but we'll accept all of the bad information from any source as long as it's about a Republican. I think it's the latter one.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/OAMzRjG.png

[Gelston]

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[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Heh, I laughed.

[Parkbandit]

https://i.imgur.com/OAMzRjG.png

Jesus....

Maybe if "he" spent less time watching his "wife" get banged by another dude and attending less "demonstrations", "he" could have found a job where capitalism didn't fail "him"

[RichardCranium]

Jesus....

Maybe if "he" spent less time watching his "wife" get banged by another dude and attending less "demonstrations", "he" could have found a job where capitalism didn't fail "him"

On the other hand it's good to cwolff fighting the fight the only way he knows how.

[Alfster]

Jesus....

Maybe if "he" spent less time watching his "wife" get banged by another dude and attending less "demonstrations", "he" could have found a job where capitalism didn't fail "him"

That's the go-to for stone and manafort. Lol. Even manaforts daughter got to hear about her mom getting banged by all the black dudes.

[Methais]

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[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64603526_2421707054713862_8364730395605860352_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQn0l1I3gbeCKCgUW7JzkDt5C4f9xzxmSXtP5LNfLvU 9oVRQvEiYzoJNEaVZdOHnXfk&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=5f2404b356b3fa3332b4668aaf4259a0&oe=5D7DF660

[Astray]

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I am constantly baffled when people brag about a 9mm.

[RichardCranium]

I am constantly baffled when people brag about a 9mm.

Talcum X don't play no games.

[Astray]

Talcum X don't play no games.


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to RichardCranium again.

DAMN IT

[Gelston]

I am constantly baffled when people brag about a 9mm.

It is a good caliber though. I mean, I carry a Springfield XDS .45 these days, but 9mm works too.

[Astray]

It is a good caliber though. I mean, I carry a Springfield XDS .45 these days, but 9mm works too.

Center mass is center mass, as they say.

[Gelston]

Center mass is center mass, as they say.

Fuck center mass. Aim for the T-box!

[Gelston]

But yeah, centermass is where you should aim. 3 9mm rounds hitting someone in the breastbone is going to fuck someone up as good as 3 .45s. Except with a 9mm, you usually have several more rounds.

[Taernath]

.22 to the dick.

[Gelston]

.22 to the dick.

I don't know, might deflect off the zipper.

[Methais]

But yeah, centermass is where you should aim. 3 9mm rounds hitting someone in the breastbone is going to fuck someone up as good as 3 .45s. Except with a 9mm, you usually have several more rounds.


.22 to the dick.

https://i.imgur.com/Olmv3Qo.gif

[Taernath]

https://i.imgur.com/Olmv3Qo.gif

Click if you dare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx2GuZMfNp8

[Gelston]

Doesn't Robocop use a 10mm?

[Gelston]

Nope, he uses a 9mm that fires three shot bursts, called an Auto-9.

[RichardCranium]

Nope, he uses a 9mm that fires three shot bursts, called an Auto-9.

If that were real what kind of pattern are we talking about?

[Parkbandit]

Click if you dare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx2GuZMfNp8

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!

I can't unsee that...

[Gelston]

If that were real what kind of pattern are we talking about?

It is real. It is a modified Beretta 93r.

[Methais]

If that were real what kind of pattern are we talking about?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVu6-XVGyLU

[RichardCranium]

It is real. It is a modified Beretta 93r.

Want.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64506479_2422842574600310_991774262941450240_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=110&_nc_eui2=AeFlhY98_JLKo9g3UozneXAuk-Rs4ZetTWpk_xq-PZjzlBZpKkWI3cfjUXzjUFZeOZjwcQ02U4zJ_OeWUjq0K1l30h 0vEJcwRJbqunoxWoIfaQ&_nc_oc=AQlZIpQtMIERH-evobU7HRbjZhcZPS-O9mUsEeCDsdLra_J_W4AlW55rAEa7WkPBDEc&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=bd61b194637bb2be607dd61eb582dcbc&oe=5D92A89C

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64500147_2422508084633759_1964081277376135168_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeHdhbFp9H3T2_kGQUA4aW5Df2rfJWJqj1SyGMxee wRWKLnFZ3q4Kz5GaX-VSOghemxVE4breSDuq5z2DJMmh-97y83eCx0YgWzLfo-W5vV6Bg&_nc_oc=AQnvWe-F9fhrxqVV1f37rfAqECrcKNbLCGbFKb86RXwX2S7tffJjTUSEd 30UkPHlIsQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=68115ffcfad82dac2ddb7dc1f215e9fc&oe=5D78A2FC

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/62611830_2423517771199457_6876311562236198912_n.jp g?_nc_cat=102&_nc_eui2=AeFbC7xyjfboSvkYqAKiVBLEtEbOTfYJHoCF6J6cW WpuA7Z8MeLwJpjhcmVcFJkrwQ-rvsKyDfz9e-_wB1e-1SPJ54vnYJ8WboiSCw9xSBaHqA&_nc_oc=AQmfO7qQLB4cqSpSoT3iXyZG1LCnuqdWEwSwuJi_F_T iRYh-BIqfQ4RF0opmUdVoBCZ65QTBzVlKBIHsy_AWy59N&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=cc2d8b7e35bd92c1af0571f10069aa70&oe=5D8C23A8

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64671096_2424697491081485_5531015465964404736_n.jp g?_nc_cat=105&_nc_oc=AQlR-gqMFG2AnoTLShHsAlYTGjmYkKMgu5CWfHTuZGOCyMVPNi2lnHl xJJPUhofjh30&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=d68db1ade75f7b4ad8ecb1fa339534de&oe=5D83C722

[Gelston]

Seriously though, 20 grand in debt isn't a lot. I bet she has a brand new iPhone with the top data plan and all that BS though.

[Methais]

Seriously though, 20 grand in debt isn't a lot. I bet she has a brand new iPhone with the top data plan and all that BS though.

They graduated 25 years ago though. They just suck at life is all.

[Gelston]

They graduated 25 years ago though. They just suck at life is all.

She did forget to put "old" in there didn't she? I wonder what she specialized in her BFA though. I mean, it could be something as fucking stupid as dance, to things like Video Game Design, Computer Animation, etc.

Fine Arts isn't a bad degree at all, it just depends on what your field of study in it is.

[Methais]

She did forget to put "old" in there didn't she?

Ah yes, so she's stupid on top of being stupid.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

To the 99%... if you have debt, no insurance and are on foodstamps the number one resolution to your problem is TO GET A JOB.

[Methais]

To the 99%... if you have debt, no insurance and are on foodstamps the number one resolution to your problem is TO GET A JOB.

I bet you think they should start at the bottom and work their way up too. Racist.

[Gelston]

You can get a job as a security guard, starting at $10 an hour here right now. They'll load you up with 60 hours a week, so you have 20 hours overtime too. You'll be working all the fucking time, but guess what, it'll pay that bill off and you're building a work history.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Someone should also slap you for going 20K in debt with a fine arts degree. Did you think you could dance or paint your way out of debt?

Seriously, I blame the parents. You did not set your spawn up for success.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Also, FU Methais for posting the image. I'm triggered now.

People need to be accountable for themselves and stop expecting someone else to care for them.

[Gelston]

Someone should also slap you for going 20K in debt with a fine arts degree. Did you think you could dance or paint your way out of debt?

Seriously, I blame the parents. You did not set your spawn up for success.

But Fine Arts degrees cover way more than just that, Graphic Design, Game Design, TV Production, etc. There are a lot of things with good career paths that come from BFA degrees. I'm betting she didn't take any of those, but yeah. BFAs aren't necessarily bad degrees.

And of course, there are many Government jobs that just want a bachelor's degree. It can be in anything. This chick just isn't looking. 20 grand in college debt isn't really that bad.

[Methais]

But Fine Arts degrees cover way more than just that, Graphic Design, Game Design, TV Production, etc. There are a lot of things with good career paths that come from BFA degrees. I'm betting she didn't take any of those, but yeah. BFAs aren't necessarily bad degrees.

And of course, there are many Government jobs that just want a bachelor's degree. It can be in anything. This chick just isn't looking. 20 grand in college debt isn't really that bad.

"I looked for work but I can't find anything in my field that starts out at over $25/hr!!!!!!!11"

[Astray]

That reminds me of a friend from high school. She got an Associates and wracked up like $50k in loans & debt. Doesn't make payments either but still complains about how going to college wasn't 'worth it'.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

But Fine Arts degrees cover way more than just that, Graphic Design, Game Design, TV Production, etc. There are a lot of things with good career paths that come from BFA degrees. I'm betting she didn't take any of those, but yeah. BFAs aren't necessarily bad degrees.

And of course, there are many Government jobs that just want a bachelor's degree. It can be in anything. This chick just isn't looking. 20 grand in college debt isn't really that bad.

Yes, of course it's more than dancing or playing an instrument. I'm exaggerating.

I just get so tired of people expecting success without putting in the work. I have literally had a job in my entire adult life. Really since I could push a lawnmower, but that was just a side gig for pocket cash until I moved out at 18 to go to college. I worked in college, and through that job paid for college and graduated with no debt. I worked three part time jobs, it took me 5 years to graduate with a degree I never ever used. I won't lie, my family helped out when I had big expenses, but it was loans because my family wasn't wealthy.

If I could go back in time, I'd still go to college because what I learned there was very simple. Work hard and you get rewarded. The converse is mostly true as well, don't work hard, or hardly work and be rewarded for that effort as well.

[Gelston]

That reminds me of a friend from high school. She got an Associates and wracked up like $50k in loans & debt. Doesn't make payments either but still complains about how going to college wasn't 'worth it'.

How?

[Methais]

Yes, of course it's more than dancing or playing an instrument. I'm exaggerating.

I just get so tired of people expecting success without putting in the work. I have literally had a job in my entire adult life. Really since I could push a lawnmower, but that was just a side gig for pocket cash until I moved out at 18 to go to college. I worked in college, and through that job paid for college and graduated with no debt. I worked three part time jobs, it took me 5 years to graduate with a degree I never ever used. I won't lie, my family helped out when I had big expenses, but it was loans because my family wasn't wealthy.

If I could go back in time, I'd still go to college because what I learned there was very simple. Work hard and you get rewarded. The converse is mostly true as well, don't work hard, or hardly work and be rewarded for that effort as well.

If you went back in time though you wouldn't need to go to college because present you who is in the past already knows about working hard and getting rewarded.

Reported to Emmett Brown.

Reported 2x for not spending your college life playing GS 20 hours a day and selling Aston Martins.

[Methais]

How?

It's very simple. When the bill shows up, she does this:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/8p8E1sylIARDW/giphy.gif

[Gelston]

It's very simple. When the bill shows up, she does this:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/8p8E1sylIARDW/giphy.gif

I mean 50g for an associates.

[Methais]

I mean 50g for an associates.

She's stupid.

[Astray]

How?

In the two years she'd gone to school, she'd taken out several loans and didn't bother to make payments. When she left college, her parents took up making payments until she was employed. Now, her boyfriend makes payments. It's still a stupid fucking amount owed, last I talked to her.

[Gelston]

In the two years she'd gone to school, she'd taken out several loans and didn't bother to make payments. When she left college, her parents took up making payments until she was employed. Now, her boyfriend makes payments. It's still a stupid fucking amount owed, last I talked to her.

She should just move to cuba.

[Astray]

She should just move to cuba.

She's a stuck up Mexican girl with facial hair. Cubans don't want her.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Unrelated to irresponsible people, who do you think is going to move to Trump Heights? Holy shit that made me laugh today

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64983246_2425281474356420_7215266605960265728_n.jp g?_nc_cat=110&_nc_oc=AQllE8s_2Jz1GUbYMXyKxWhjriVcqK9COsYI0o29Mg6 ARD6pWl7maui-yy57raON_DM&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=afad2a879d3a46fab38349f9538f7e33&oe=5D8C3176

[Parkbandit]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64983246_2425281474356420_7215266605960265728_n.jp g?_nc_cat=110&_nc_oc=AQllE8s_2Jz1GUbYMXyKxWhjriVcqK9COsYI0o29Mg6 ARD6pWl7maui-yy57raON_DM&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=afad2a879d3a46fab38349f9538f7e33&oe=5D8C3176

Fucking Eskimos...

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64562470_2425484394336128_593981371307786240_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=107&_nc_oc=AQnGcFLefq5eJohszDkxJjJWHAGWm_BfKWBYtDfciQS QclCr88RnaTrVHm8vVgT47Gs&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=8d1d21a539405cdd18e18e9d1d58a2cc&oe=5D786425

[Parkbandit]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64562470_2425484394336128_593981371307786240_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=107&_nc_oc=AQnGcFLefq5eJohszDkxJjJWHAGWm_BfKWBYtDfciQS QclCr88RnaTrVHm8vVgT47Gs&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=8d1d21a539405cdd18e18e9d1d58a2cc&oe=5D786425

Jesus......... how fucking stupid are some of these “journalists”...

[Gelston]

Jesus......... how fucking stupid are some of these “journalists”...

racist

[Methais]

Jesus......... how fucking stupid are some of these “journalists”...

Backlash looking at that pic like:
https://media1.tenor.com/images/76f109048d0422e42f09420b45f74d9e/tenor.gif?itemid=6021225

[Methais]

Too lazy to verify if this is true but lololol if it is

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64817764_2425280741023160_4081154207573344256_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQl034QQFHUdi-jKnDXeqq17uM9Vo5EjLBmTn_DwqQriv8U7tuyqUbGH1_IwAFsn izs&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=b8179ecaa47d0012a3879614a3c76123&oe=5D797A52

[Astray]

LOL

Oh man, that is gold.

[Gelston]

Too lazy to verify if this is true but lololol if it is

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64817764_2425280741023160_4081154207573344256_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQl034QQFHUdi-jKnDXeqq17uM9Vo5EjLBmTn_DwqQriv8U7tuyqUbGH1_IwAFsn izs&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=b8179ecaa47d0012a3879614a3c76123&oe=5D797A52

Fake from what I've found.

[Methais]

Fake from what I've found.

NOBODY ASKED YOU FGT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2222two

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64516589_2425641780987056_7702463871834914816_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&_nc_oc=AQkVobjHwUVlTrdBRLFFcUKdZSAC79knNxOVSAONrnD fuvfo1MpAJROHnrB2VJuQVHo&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=1983722164a30aa395bcdd1166f9a2cc&oe=5D8B299E

[Parkbandit]

NOBODY ASKED YOU FGT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2222two

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64516589_2425641780987056_7702463871834914816_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&_nc_oc=AQkVobjHwUVlTrdBRLFFcUKdZSAC79knNxOVSAONrnD fuvfo1MpAJROHnrB2VJuQVHo&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=1983722164a30aa395bcdd1166f9a2cc&oe=5D8B299E

#Learn2Code

[Tgo01]

Watching Democrats engage in Olympic style mental gymnastics to suggest Trump admitted he would be open to committing a federal crime by listening to what a foreign national has to say about political opponents, but saying Hillary paying a foreign national for dirt on Trump is fine because she paid him for his time.

I guess all Trump has to say is “I would listen to them...and I would pay them 100 dollars an hour for their time” and suddenly it’s no longer a crime?

Do Democrats have no shame anymore?

[Alfster]

A Trump never pays their debts tho

[Methais]

A Trump never pays their debts tho

BETTER IMPEACH NOW OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64642708_2426428460908388_7393057309754130432_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQmnvfvIow7yhNHaQqVtEPvDy_7Az2c_ZPLZsfB8KY_ Hd0UyKQivwkVepZcsWGA6Q0k&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=57a4a21a1fddfa1bca089c38465f32fd&oe=5D93DAB8

[Tgo01]

Democrats: Quoting Ilhan Omar's own words about 9/11 is vile and evil and puts her life in danger!!!!!
Also Democrats: Referring to ICE agents as Nazis and saying they are putting people into concentration camps and that we need to "never let it happen again" is perfectly okay!

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64634298_2426949027522998_8781769409355055104_n.jp g?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQlW72oLg-Oy4RGoOZsk7UKdj6NoKQXHaLyeLix7M5cMhe7SQwyl0lWIP5hY E6f32uv4upQW1oeSFW23HUY1C8zA&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=3d0ded8ff0fc2419a41a027bd9c4068d&oe=5D8CA559

[Tgo01]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64634298_2426949027522998_8781769409355055104_n.jp g?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQlW72oLg-Oy4RGoOZsk7UKdj6NoKQXHaLyeLix7M5cMhe7SQwyl0lWIP5hY E6f32uv4upQW1oeSFW23HUY1C8zA&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=3d0ded8ff0fc2419a41a027bd9c4068d&oe=5D8CA559

The funniest part was the guy at CNN saying shit like "It only took 4 minutes for Trump to start attacking the media!!1111"

No, he "attacked" CNN specifically because you guys suck donkey nuts.

[Tolwynn]

Fake from what I've found.

The wrong date and attribution don't help.

It's from the Neo Tribes sourcebook from 1995.

https://thetrove.net/Books/Cyberpunk/Cyberpunk%202020/Cyberpunk%202020%20-%20CP3371%20Neo%20Tribes.pdf

[Taernath]

CANCELLED MY PREORDER!!!!

[Gelston]

CANCELLED MY PREORDER!!!!

It has Keanu Reeves though.

[Tgo01]

Iran shoots down a US drone.
Trump: "Iran made a big mistake."
Media: OMG! TRUMP IS GONNA GO TO WAR WITH IRAN! HE'S SUCH A LUNATIC!!!
Trump a few hours later: I don't think Iran intentionally shot down the drone, I think someone made a big mistake.
Media: WTF?! Why are you downplaying this shit, Trump?! THEY SHOT DOWN A US DRONE!!!!

[Methais]

It has Keanu Reeves though.

CANCEL HIS PREORDER JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!!!!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Iran shoots down a US drone.
Trump: "Iran made a big mistake."
Media: OMG! TRUMP IS GONNA GO TO WAR WITH IRAN! HE'S SUCH A LUNATIC!!!
Trump a few hours later: I don't think Iran intentionally shot down the drone, I think someone made a big mistake.
Media: WTF?! Why are you downplaying this shit, Trump?! THEY SHOT DOWN A US DRONE!!!!

Iran needs a Desert Storm moment. Lets take out every airbase and radar installation they have and see how much shit talking we get from them then.

[Gelston]

Iran needs a Desert Storm moment. Lets take out every airbase and radar installation they have and see how much shit talking we get from them then.

I'd love that, but it would be extremely destabilizing for an already unstable region. I don't think we should go much more than taking out naval assets.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65019425_485931368882277_3705715615693012992_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQnDv5_7E7PekDt9o1racQ62C20xeekhvjoIU8qax62 pD9Y-XlyGXRfJMcEGV-fx_44&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=c8ef4fee6621ff3c716350f533fd7853&oe=5D8CE7A7

[Gelston]

Dude was wearing the kevlar vests that were issued in the early '80s. Guess it didn't work anymore. Perfect shot, right in his fucking sternum.

[Methais]

Dude was wearing the kevlar vests that were issued in the early '80s. Guess it didn't work anymore. Perfect shot, right in his fucking sternum.

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64723525_2316605618588510_1241806269409394688_n.jp g?_nc_cat=109&_nc_oc=AQkAog4mb0rZk2pIshSrfG3gPrrivTL1gvjEI7fDN8r 3hN-HI6Ghmb6ylu8dyoSiJPw&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=2536f854493b693539169a3cb45b33c5&oe=5DC0860F

[Gelston]

Yeah, dude was a giant clusterfuck. I actually knew dudes exactly like this in the military. Running aroudn looking like a bag of ass with a broken sling and just being all around retarded. Usually got them straightened out. Heard this guy was discharged just before his second year though. Maybe if he hadn't it wouldn't have come to him doing this... Or maybe he just would have been more tactically sound and it would have been worse.

[Taernath]

There was a guy I had to watch on staff duty. His NCOs all rolled through one night to force him to take a shower because I guess he was refusing to or something. This guy kind of reminds me of him.

Inb4 some Cold Warrior shows up and says it wasn't like that back when they were in and new generations are soft.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I got my annual bonus today. Looks like it’s bar Thursday!

[Methais]

There was a guy I had to watch on staff duty. His NCOs all rolled through one night to force him to take a shower because I guess he was refusing to or something. This guy kind of reminds me of him.

Inb4 some Cold Warrior shows up and says it wasn't like that back when they were in and new generations are soft.

Nearly half of young Americans don’t use or buy deodorant (https://fox8.com/2019/06/19/nearly-half-of-young-americans-dont-use-or-buy-deodorant/)

[Gelston]

There was a guy I had to watch on staff duty. His NCOs all rolled through one night to force him to take a shower because I guess he was refusing to or something. This guy kind of reminds me of him.

Inb4 some Cold Warrior shows up and says it wasn't like that back when they were in and new generations are soft.

Oh shit, I've had to babysit folks and make sure they washed their clothes and uniforms and took showers and stuff. I imagine every NCO has had to deal with that.

[Taernath]

Nearly half of young Americans don’t use or buy deodorant (https://fox8.com/2019/06/19/nearly-half-of-young-americans-dont-use-or-buy-deodorant/)

Sounds like Boomer propaganda

[Gelston]

Sounds like Boomer propaganda

Boomers created hippies and we all know they didn't use deodorant, so there really isn't much they can say.

[Tgo01]

Nearly half of young Americans don’t use or buy deodorant (https://fox8.com/2019/06/19/nearly-half-of-young-americans-dont-use-or-buy-deodorant/)

Deodorant is a tool of the capitalist patriarchy!

[Dreaven’s feminine voice]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=SZ2L-R8NgrA

[Methais]

Boomers created hippies and we all know they didn't use deodorant, so there really isn't much they can say.

Boomers didn't create hippies. Boomers were the hippies.

[Methais]

Check out my selfie guys

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64704991_2427988574085710_3252589066952114176_n.jp g?_nc_cat=109&_nc_oc=AQmqNNZjvPc4W_7MLlS_yWD38aLXjGdxIilmne_GQT0 WkELm79w1KCsO0FbyXHvinbY&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=25a0d9228baaf72cf4614586da74a359&oe=5DBF072B

.

[Dreaven’s feminine voice]

.

My only vexing question when going to Italy is how did this...

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HugeWellinformedHornedviper-size_restricted.gif


Devolve into this....

http://gifgifmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Silvio-Berlusconi.gif

And then there was you, Methais, and it all became so clear...

[Methais]

And then there was you, Methais, and now I can't stop masturbating...

I don't blame you to be honest.

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65187383_2299573113695328_2477064461744078848_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeFlCNAPHgtb1zeBbAhhOl0Cr3PAUdfro7qrI0J4z-RZsQy4jw0rn-XWxIFcW9DsGxmGoQ7LGCIB_NzhoK9JFwN59E1mdINubATDLIPu OZnnVQ&_nc_oc=AQnKVc7nJEeiArXOLfaauSwKQ7Wy04GbUFCDJqpdG98 PeZFOa60W7loA9SbY90sPGueDrLTLgqDxXlid1WVwwj-6&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=1013dd1a7b73db82401d4786baef3a2c&oe=5D843AD7

I love the last line about Kuwait too, haha.

[Taernath]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65187383_2299573113695328_2477064461744078848_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeFlCNAPHgtb1zeBbAhhOl0Cr3PAUdfro7qrI0J4z-RZsQy4jw0rn-XWxIFcW9DsGxmGoQ7LGCIB_NzhoK9JFwN59E1mdINubATDLIPu OZnnVQ&_nc_oc=AQnKVc7nJEeiArXOLfaauSwKQ7Wy04GbUFCDJqpdG98 PeZFOa60W7loA9SbY90sPGueDrLTLgqDxXlid1WVwwj-6&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=1013dd1a7b73db82401d4786baef3a2c&oe=5D843AD7

I love the last line about Kuwait too, haha.

What about our warfighters in Qatar and Kyrgyzstan?!?!

Also it needs a better name than Operation Iranian Freedom, something like Operation Patriot Eagle Flag.

[Gelston]

What about our warfighters in Qatar and Kyrgyzstan?!?!

Also it needs a better name than Operation Iranian Freedom, something like Operation Patriot Eagle Flag.

IVE BEEN TO BOTH OF THOSE PLACES TOO

[Astray]

What about our warfighters in Qatar and Kyrgyzstan?!?!

Also it needs a better name than Operation Iranian Freedom, something like Operation Patriot Eagle Flag.

Operation Ultimate Freedom has a smoother ring to it. Also, who doesn't want ultimate freedom? What are you, some kind of... TERRORIST?!

[Gelston]

Operation Ultimate Freedom has a smoother ring to it. Also, who doesn't want ultimate freedom? What are you, some kind of... TERRORIST?!

Operation Chainsaw Skullfuck

[Astray]

Operation Chainsaw Skullfuck

Operation 'Heard you talking shit, now what's up?'

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I personally like, "Operation The Apprentice", initiative "You're fired"

[Methais]

Operation Trumpwnage

[Gelston]

Operation Gay Methais

[Parkbandit]

Operation Talk Shit, Get Hit.

[Methais]

Operation Do Not Cross Me You Will Lose

[Gelston]

Operation Back Uses Homosexual Terms As Insults But He Is Totally Not Anti-Gay

[Gelston]

https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/432007860973767/

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/64937089_2430255063859061_5765652050490687488_n.jp g?_nc_cat=104&_nc_eui2=AeH6zDyRHW7tKuFvve4t_358gZMflik25HydxgHxi ostU5I2RwGbBh1Ud6UiIVbfwg-2tsP8tqSYY3f6SNwDylV9jrY5KJpzfHkJFXQR7M4QrA&_nc_oc=AQkXHomAvW-X4EvsQkK0JAqoYtTC-Iw8ylWHOzVOVKtYBpWQUxHM_fjTJwzB82wH12OUWlVzDGu04Gn nQl9A4rVJ&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=480c31498920a00b11a1cd01778902ba&oe=5D85A5E6

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65285995_383061818983901_9179076261014667264_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=110&_nc_eui2=AeGnTe25XQ2uWCnO8q34GBXj4tIvj7SOXNADvTDRX iRD6wM8oM97CeEd5i4uXhp8y9o02pOSX3HPu40Hk_3jplzuXJm DiNEWRuXLwwDEOv3VVw&_nc_oc=AQnRnnt9YlgEqO5TNvW5cWkYIgfuk2cZjW-aFISdRFbLRmTp0Ivc1y1a34UHdZCIbWQPnNo3w80976tD7hjiL Ln_&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=87ee3ef3abfb670c245d929f1f034f5d&oe=5D7B3C83

[Methais]

Woman Tries to Turn in Her Husband’s Guns – Gets Jailed for Violating His Rights (https://pluralist.com/women-jailed-gun-friendly-florida/?fbclid=IwAR2y22Ugnj0AnI0_FCiWHoCDT3q7xhRmvO5iCp96 GGZWw_cTObUzdc8Exy4)

[Astray]

I mean, I hope she gets out of her terrible relationship but God damn, what a dumb move.

[Taernath]

Woman Tries to Turn in Her Husband’s Guns – Gets Jailed for Violating His Rights (https://pluralist.com/women-jailed-gun-friendly-florida/?fbclid=IwAR2y22Ugnj0AnI0_FCiWHoCDT3q7xhRmvO5iCp96 GGZWw_cTObUzdc8Exy4)


Courtney Irby, 32, brought the firearms to Lakeland County Police after her husband, Joseph Irby, was arrested on June 14 on charges of domestic aggravated battery for allegedly ramming her car with his. The couple was in the process of getting divorced.

I dunno, taking his guns away seems reasonable.

[Tgo01]

I dunno, taking his guns away seems reasonable.

I don't know about a citizen breaking into his house and stealing his guns though.

[Methais]

I dunno, taking his car away seems reasonable.

Fixed.

[Gelston]

I dunno, taking his guns away seems reasonable.

She was jailed for breaking into his house and stealing them. They were ordered to be turned in, but she is not the law.

[Taernath]

I don't know about a citizen breaking into his house and stealing his guns though.

I thought people loved vigilantes!

[Tgo01]

I thought people loved vigilantes!

Not when it comes to muh guns!

[Gelston]

I thought people loved vigilantes!

I mean, I'm not against what she did on a moral level. She felt she was protecting herself. Still illegal though.

Rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 though.

[Methais]

I thought people loved vigilantes!

Only Michael Keaton.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Operation Bad Hombres.

[Gelston]

Operation Very Big Mistake

[Methais]

Toy Story 4 Slammed For ‘Lack Of Diversity, Anti-Feminism, And Disablism’ By Writer (https://www.unilad.co.uk/film-and-tv/toy-story-4-slammed-for-lack-of-diversity-anti-feminism-and-disablism-by-writer/?source=facebook)

The best part:

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/65317585_1701755716634642_223035048931098624_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=100&_nc_oc=AQkrRcOzdWdQJfVEv0OBFrxr8pS64Z34e64vtLFeD2f sI_JG3QXqy1FL6GiyDSrM5fM&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=b3cdd9ca771461708801c98841b6e072&oe=5D7A699E

"She's not a feminist because she's not miserable and bitter and alone!"

[Gelston]

Toy Story 4 Slammed For ‘Lack Of Diversity, Anti-Feminism, And Disablism’ By Writer (https://www.unilad.co.uk/film-and-tv/toy-story-4-slammed-for-lack-of-diversity-anti-feminism-and-disablism-by-writer/?source=facebook)

The best part:

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/65317585_1701755716634642_223035048931098624_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=100&_nc_oc=AQkrRcOzdWdQJfVEv0OBFrxr8pS64Z34e64vtLFeD2f sI_JG3QXqy1FL6GiyDSrM5fM&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=b3cdd9ca771461708801c98841b6e072&oe=5D7A699E

"She's not a feminist because she's not miserable and bitter and alone!"

Back is a feminist.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65265768_2431598270391407_1697031266156675072_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&_nc_eui2=AeE8yWzMLqTZTg9ci6RRWVNJdd3QQbTPpceJkU90a WMQjgXWXkqdbQljUfHOAr1O2EQmVrWWOYFuRNd0brUTfi2HiaB NlTUWqHCOvV4xc4lLRg&_nc_oc=AQkYJxZfp3tOXEkCja53omSsDvDTfnkMksduX-cloLszZm9gBuN7FX9_MKFxirYrlcg&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=b6311caa314dbc903f82f448fca1dad1&oe=5D7F6F4B

[Methais]

Found Back's twitter

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65611283_2431445770406657_5155354403368075264_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeFvzhcsCzpW4rk5oQW7NlpyJ-5R_brJ2nZaA__vQGwiDEwQWoMxIRnJhZz9v4nmsUKQXjFtGdhk OgAP1vTP1ToOppylSQLF4negPvuRfrqGDQ&_nc_oc=AQnBoE5M6A3VGiSCXK7NKNsSMbpidctrrh3DaE1eX3S fUXcK9IHphdKnEM9Wb_Gg2Jc&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=b1bc89865579150ef8e2aaabf51b511b&oe=5D88B7D8

[Ashlander]

Found Back's twitter

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65611283_2431445770406657_5155354403368075264_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeFvzhcsCzpW4rk5oQW7NlpyJ-5R_brJ2nZaA__vQGwiDEwQWoMxIRnJhZz9v4nmsUKQXjFtGdhk OgAP1vTP1ToOppylSQLF4negPvuRfrqGDQ&_nc_oc=AQnBoE5M6A3VGiSCXK7NKNsSMbpidctrrh3DaE1eX3S fUXcK9IHphdKnEM9Wb_Gg2Jc&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=b1bc89865579150ef8e2aaabf51b511b&oe=5D88B7D8

No rainbow scarf in the pic so it can't be him.

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65920119_1121075438100677_5266219440696983552_n.jp g?_nc_cat=108&_nc_eui2=AeGJKGysaYTfBfJw5Ox_sB-5NL_rUjLUk6g8bJQpa-PMTjVcHOkeb5GAiVyKZRhw9h_J_Jp52AXmilgdVuSSTri-1btePiB0xQq4qDn47ujXIw&_nc_oc=AQl6mPGyvqzKqoClQ6zGc8PfoZw8Wcdvoc0IzVd7XF_ TUvO6B_E95IBxqyUB-TwvwkkPUOm1DlHrLg70Y_SQGl5o&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=b0a36893bcfc675f12d30a8b5db96bf8&oe=5D8C4A80

[Alfster]

The Donald being quaranteened today has been hilarious to watch in real time.

[Tgo01]

Trump: There is a crisis at the border, give me money so I can fix the problem.
House Democrats: No because there is no crisis.
Senate Republicans: There is a crisis at the border, give us money so we can fix the problem.
House Democrats: No because there is no crisis.
House Republicans: There is a crisis at the border, give us money so we can fix the problem.
House Democrats: No because there is no crisis.

House Democrats: OMG! There is a crisis at the border because Trump and Republicans don't care about brown children and didn't divert enough resources to the border!

Entire world:

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/deja_q_hd_046_resized_6484.jpg

[Alfster]

Biden: We will cure cancer
TGO: OMG bidens lost his mind
Trump: We will cure cancer
TGO: Clearly thats not what he meant

[Gelston]

Biden: We will cure cancer
TGO: OMG bidens lost his mind
Trump: We will cure cancer
TGO: Clearly thats not what he meant

Trump never said he was literally going to cure cancer.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I one up you all.

Durant turned down a 31.5m offer.

[Tgo01]

Biden: We will cure cancer
TGO: OMG bidens lost his mind
Trump: We will cure cancer
TGO: Clearly thats not what he meant

Tgo01: Biden literally said "If I'm elected I promise you we will cure cancer!"
Alfster: ...
Trump blathers on about medical advances and kind of, sort of, if you look at his words funny says we will cure cancer but what he's really saying is we come closer everyday to curing many different kinds of diseases, including cancer.
Alfster: OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! What a loon!!!!!!!

[Alfster]

Trump never said he was literally going to cure cancer.

Literally word for word

“We will come up with the cures to many, many problems. Many, many diseases — including cancer.”

[Tgo01]

Literally word for word

“We will come up with the cures to many, many problems. Many, many diseases — including cancer.”

Well...won't we eventually come up with a cure for cancer? If not all of that money going to cancer research has been wasted.

That's a far cry from "If elected president I promise you we will cure cancer."

You also fell for the media spin that Trump said he would cure AIDs, except he didn't. He said we will eradicate AIDs in America, which isn't even close to saying he will cure AIDs.

I've asked Androidpk this, I've asked Back, time4fun, and sellstuff1, not a single one of them could give me an answer so maybe you will: Why are you okay with the media lying to you and manipulating you like this? I just don't understand. Liberals acted like Fox News was Goebbels during Obama's terms (and still act like that!), yet when CBS, MSNBC, CNN, Washington Post, NYT, etc, put out fake news on a daily basis that would make even Sean Hannity blush you all just say "Well...shit happens. Maybe they'll get it right next time."

[Taernath]

Well...won't we eventually come up with a cure for cancer?

rofl

[Gelston]

Literally word for word

“We will come up with the cures to many, many problems. Many, many diseases — including cancer.”

Yes I know he said that. My point stands.

[Tgo01]

rofl

We won't eventually come up with a cure for cancer? Not even if we vote for Biden? :(

[Alfster]

That's a far cry from "If elected president I promise you we will cure cancer."

You also fell for the media spin that Trump said he would cure AIDs, except he didn't. He said we will eradicate AIDs in America, which isn't even close to saying he will cure AIDs.

I've asked Androidpk this, I've asked Back, time4fun, and sellstuff1, not a single one of them could give me an answer so maybe you will: Why are you okay with the media lying to you and manipulating you like this? I just don't understand. Liberals acted like Fox News was Goebbels during Obama's terms (and still act like that!), yet when CBS, MSNBC, CNN, Washington Post, NYT, etc, put out fake news on a daily basis that would make even Sean Hannity blush you all just say "Well...shit happens. Maybe they'll get it right next time."

Here's my exact quote.


Okay. Trump promised to cure cancer and eradicate AIDS. Biden promised to cure cancer and you were outraged. Lol

How did I fall for the media spin? Trump saw his numbers tanking and he one upped Biden. That's all it was. He promised to cure many, many diseases - including cancer.

I don't use a single source of news. I'm subbed to far right, far left, middle ground and libertarian groups on reddit. I voted for Trump. In today's political world I guess I'm considered a liberal, but up until this coming election cycle I voted red every time.


The way I see it - Trump just says whatever he thinks will give him an edge. There's no ethics there. Whatever is good in the moment he spits out - like cures for many, many diseases. Fake news is a problem, I agree with you there, but I'm seeing it from both far leaning left sources as well as right sources.

[Alfster]

Yes I know he said that. My point stands.

I'll bite. How is that not him saying he'll cure cancer?

[Gelston]

I'll bite. How is that not him saying he'll cure cancer?

Seriously? Trump didn't say he was going to cure cancer. He said will will come up with cures to many diseases, including cancer. He didn't say it would happen in his presidency. He basically said a no shitism. Biden said if he is elected he will cure cancer. Do you really need it spelled out?

This has already been spelled out before in this thread. Are you Back?

[Taernath]

Seriously? Trump didn't say he was going to cure cancer. He said will will come up with cures to many diseases, including cancer.

rofl x 2

[Tgo01]

He promised to cure many, many diseases - including cancer.

He didn't promise. This is like the spin that Trump called all Mexicans rapists and murderers.

[Alfster]

Seriously? Trump didn't say he was going to cure cancer. He said will will come up with cures to many diseases, including cancer. He didn't say it would happen in his presidency. He basically said a no shitism. Biden said if he is elected he will cure cancer. Do you really need it spelled out?

This has already been spelled out before in this thread. Are you Back?

I'll agree to disagree with you. He was talking about the things they'd do during his presidency, pushing medical frontiers, and laying the foundation for landing on the moon, etc. He was one upping biden.

[Gelston]

rofl x 2

So, what is your rofls for? Show me where Trump literally said, the same way that Biden said, that if elected, he will cure cancer.

[Alfster]

He didn't promise. This is like the spin that Trump called all Mexicans rapists and murderers.

I mean, some are good people.

[Gelston]

I'll agree to disagree with you. He was talking about the things they'd do during his presidency, pushing medical frontiers, and laying the foundation for landing on the moon, etc. He was one upping biden.

With Biden there is no "gray" area. He literally said he was going to cure cancer if elected.

[Alfster]

So, what is your rofls for? Show me where Trump literally said, the same way that Biden said, that if elected, he will cure cancer.

He doesn't have to say it the same way. He was one upping Biden. That's all it was.

Trump saw his numbers tanking, and in his bigly brain he figured the best play was to...promise more than Biden.

[Tgo01]

He doesn't have to say it the same way. He was one upping Biden. That's all it was.

Trump saw his numbers tanking, and in his bigly brain he figured the best play was to...promise more than Biden.

"Saw his numbers tanking"? Trump's numbers have been stable for months now. If anything his disapproval ratings have been trending down lately. What polls are you referring to exactly?

[Alfster]

His internal polls and fox news polls that show democrats beating him in the election.

[Gelston]

His internal polls and fox news polls that show democrats beating him in the election.

He also lost to Hillary Clinton.

[Alfster]

He also lost to Hillary Clinton.

The only president with a lower approval rating than him at this time in their presidency was Carter. Add in his own polls showing him losing, and he's going to continue going off the rails. I hope not, but he's been bat shit crazy today with his fox news interview and his twitter feeds.

[Wrathbringer]

He doesn't have to say it the same way. He was one upping Biden. That's all it was.

Trump saw his numbers tanking, and in his bigly brain he figured the best play was to...promise more than Biden.

You're retarded. They all say whatever it takes. Not just Trump. Your tds is showing. Fact is, the economy is booming, unemployment is at 60 year lows and taxes are lower across the board. You can't argue with results. Well, you can, but it just makes you look like a butthurt tard. #MAGA

[Gelston]

The only president with a lower approval rating than him at this time in their presidency was Carter. Add in his own polls showing him losing, and he's going to continue going off the rails. I hope not, but he's been bat shit crazy today with his fox news interview and his twitter feeds.

He has an 80%+ rating among Republicans. Polls are meaningless.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Perspective is everything.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D94JGvUXUAAbMRP.jpg

https://abruptearthchanges.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/aoc-fake-crying-at-fake-border-fence.jpg?w=829

[Methais]

I mean, some are good people.

How many good rapists do you know?

[Methais]

Perspective is everything.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D94JGvUXUAAbMRP.jpg

https://abruptearthchanges.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/aoc-fake-crying-at-fake-border-fence.jpg?w=829

https://i.imgur.com/Wiw6uDD.jpg

[Alfster]

You're retarded. They all say whatever it takes. Not just Trump. Your tds is showing. Fact is, the economy is booming, unemployment is at 60 year lows and taxes are lower across the board. You can't argue with results. Well, you can, but it just makes you look like a butthurt tard. #MAGA

You're aware that I mocked Biden for the curing cancer commentary, right? They're equally retarded.

Let's just ignore the skyrocketing debt, the way we treat our allies, oversight, emoluments, etc.

[Gelston]

Apparently those pics of AOC crying at a fence? Yeah, that was a fence around an empty parking lot.

[audioserf]

I don't get anyone defending Biden as a Democrat. He's pretty much a Republican as it is, politically. He's a truly awful candidate. He's a gaffe machine to the point that his people are doing their best to hide him from TV and interviews. He has a very sketchy history in terms of his voting record and association with Nazis, and he can barely slap together a coherent sentence. He may have more brain spiders than Trump which is saying something. Someone needs to get their Pop Pop out of here. My dude thinks by virtue of having inhaled more Obama molecules than any other living human due to proximity for 8 years he deserves the nomination and Democrat votes on a platform of literally "Friends With Obama, Let's Go Back To Normal". There is no back to normal and, hopefully, there will be no Joe Biden nomination.

[Methais]

Too lazy to find the non-political thread. And invisible husband being white makes it political because white people.

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65036431_1326720330818580_75524938315857920_n.jpg? _nc_cat=106&_nc_oc=AQmaaibuURtgMktWSfLfjLebNvw-rphO04P8tWaTinhYmBJKP4_EOPzGaNDjHdPwpWA&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=ce8ec8585a440a9b39881cf2bffad340&oe=5DC6DFC5

[Tgo01]

It's true. I've never seen my shadow :(

[Astray]

Too lazy to find the non-political thread. And invisible husband being white makes it political because white people

L O L

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

She probably votes too.

[~Rocktar~]

She probably votes too.

Worse, she might procreate one day.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65542894_2434408166777084_6092069333058453504_n.jp g?_nc_cat=102&_nc_oc=AQklLDK628moUZCPLYrs26BD7WSWlS7VvqaiTQcTgBS rhrY8zXRsn0ZJbQUVYMPg7uY&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=1d9d7e765425f832d4a77004c9b84fc4&oe=5D7A9678

[Gelston]

You just have to think how terrible that assassin or group of assassins are if they fail to kill that little bitch 7 times. He is probably talking about death threats and is too retarded to know the difference. Hope he does well at Harvard.

[Taernath]

You just have to think how terrible that assassin or group of assassins are if they fail to kill that little bitch 7 times. He is probably talking about death threats and is too retarded to know the difference. Hope he does well at Harvard.

He was swatted.

[Gelston]

He was swatted.

7 times?

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65688846_1608546102613794_3440455665238147072_n.jp g?_nc_cat=103&_nc_oc=AQm2EutxWL1BTfxl9RYb2_atXvo0DoyAN4JKXrun9mD WBudZ1uifkfh7icOCRWoCtnWYjgwg26SJQF2eNR86Ktko&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-1.fna&oh=9cdae0ea674e4aaaf3ba76927ccfb3f2&oe=5D899CFF

[Methais]

You just have to think how terrible that assassin or group of assassins are if they fail to kill that little bitch 7 times. He is probably talking about death threats and is too retarded to know the difference. Hope he does well at Harvard.

Harvard will probably give him good grades regardless just to try to keep themselves from looking stupid for letting him in.

[Parkbandit]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65542894_2434408166777084_6092069333058453504_n.jp g?_nc_cat=102&_nc_oc=AQklLDK628moUZCPLYrs26BD7WSWlS7VvqaiTQcTgBS rhrY8zXRsn0ZJbQUVYMPg7uY&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=1d9d7e765425f832d4a77004c9b84fc4&oe=5D7A9678

I thought it was just a meme.. but he actually said it...

https://nypost.com/2019/06/25/david-hogg-says-hes-been-the-target-of-7-assassination-attempts/

Guess his 15 minutes of fame is gone, he's trying for 16...

[Taernath]

Are These Quotes From Marianne Williamson or Metal Gear Solid? (http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/06/is-this-quote-from-marianne-williamson-or-metal-gear-solid.html)

I got 16/20, it's surprisingly harder than you'd think.

[Tgo01]

LISTEN: Biden Supported A Constitutional Amendment To End Mandated Busing In 1975 (https://www.npr.org/2019/06/28/736995314/listen-biden-supported-a-constitutional-amendment-to-end-mandated-busing-in-1975)

NPR magically found an audio clip from 1975 where Biden said he supported an amendment to end busing.

Isn't this a hoot? This audio wasn't uncovered during the 2008 Democrat debates, nor during the 2008 or 2012 general debates when Biden was running as the VP, but in 2019 when Kamala Harris accuses Biden of supporting racist tactics in the 70's suddenly NPR finds this clip in less than 24 hours.

All news media is tainted and they are all garbage.

[Astray]

Are These Quotes From Marianne Williamson or Metal Gear Solid? (http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/06/is-this-quote-from-marianne-williamson-or-metal-gear-solid.html)

I got 16/20, it's surprisingly harder than you'd think.


"What's it going to be? Loyalty to your country, or loyalty to me? Your country, or your old mentor? The mission, or your beliefs? Your duty to your unit, or your personal feelings? You don't know the truth yet. But sooner or later you'll have to choose."

Oh come on, some of these are so blatantly easy.

[Tgo01]

Oh come on, some of these are so blatantly easy.

The overly political ones from Metal Gear Solid surprised me. But then again I haven't played a Metal Gear Solid game since the original on the NES.

[Astray]

The overly political ones from Metal Gear Solid surprised me. But then again I haven't played a Metal Gear Solid game since the original on the NES.

This one stumped me.


"We’ve done it before. Deep inside, hidden in our cultural DNA, we have the potential to rise up as we have risen up in times past. This play isn’t over; it’s just the beginning of the third act."

Couldn't remember if it was a MGS character so I guessed politician and was not disappointed.

[Taernath]

Oh come on, some of these are so blatantly easy.

Noted that you didn't post your score.

[Astray]

Noted that you didn't post your score.

Noted your noting.

[Methais]

The overly political ones from Metal Gear Solid surprised me. But then again I haven't played a Metal Gear Solid game since the original on the NES.

THERE WAS NO METAL GEAR SOLID ON NES OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG REPORTED 140.85x!!!!!!!!111

[Tgo01]

THERE WAS NO METAL GEAR SOLID ON NES OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG REPORTED 140.85x!!!!!!!!111

There wasn’t? What game am I thinking of? Just Metal Gear? :p

[Methais]

There wasn’t? What game am I thinking of? Just Metal Gear? :p

Metal Gear Solid didn't show up until PS1.

https://www.retrogamecases.com/wp-content/uploads/nes_metalgear.png

[Taernath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8S6hhtzF3Y

[Methais]

I never got what “Metal Gear” was referring to, always thought it was like the mission name.

https://media.giphy.com/media/ac7MA7r5IMYda/giphy.gif

[BriarFox]

This woman is a fucking champion.

http://www.fox46charlotte.com/news/woman-banned-from-walmart-after-allegedly-riding-electric-cart-while-drinking-wine-from-pringles-can

WICHITA FALLS, Texas (FOX 46 CHARLOTTE) - A woman has been banned from Walmart after police said she rode around the parking lot in an electric cart for hours while drinking wine from a Pringles can.

According to a Wichita Falls Times Record News report, the incident occurred outside a Walmart in Wichita Falls, Texas on Friday, Jan. 11.

Officers were called to the store where a witness said the woman had been riding an electric cart for disabled shoppers around the parking lot for hours.

The woman was also allegedly drinking wine from a Pringles chips can. Officers reportedly found her at a nearby restaurant and told her she was banned from that Walmart location.

FOX 46 reporting on this story from Charlotte, North Carolina.

[Gelston]

This woman is a fucking champion.

http://www.fox46charlotte.com/news/woman-banned-from-walmart-after-allegedly-riding-electric-cart-while-drinking-wine-from-pringles-can

WICHITA FALLS, Texas (FOX 46 CHARLOTTE) - A woman has been banned from Walmart after police said she rode around the parking lot in an electric cart for hours while drinking wine from a Pringles can.

According to a Wichita Falls Times Record News report, the incident occurred outside a Walmart in Wichita Falls, Texas on Friday, Jan. 11.

Officers were called to the store where a witness said the woman had been riding an electric cart for disabled shoppers around the parking lot for hours.

The woman was also allegedly drinking wine from a Pringles chips can. Officers reportedly found her at a nearby restaurant and told her she was banned from that Walmart location.

FOX 46 reporting on this story from Charlotte, North Carolina.

What is political about this? Was she named Bernie Sanders?

[BriarFox]

Oh, didn’t notice this was the political version. Let’s say she was drinking after an election.

[Methais]

Oh, didn’t notice this was the political version. Let’s say she was looking for a free ride because she's lazy.

Fixed.

[Astray]

I never got what “Metal Gear” was referring to, always thought it was like the mission name.

Metal Gear refers to the bipedal weapons system. So now you know.

[Neveragain]

Metal Gear refers to the bipedal weapons system. So now you know.

https://media.giphy.com/media/gBpY4p7bbhsiI/200.gif

[Astray]

https://media.giphy.com/media/gBpY4p7bbhsiI/200.gif

Fun fact, Big Boss can physically stop a Metal Gear from crushing him using just his arms.

[Methais]

https://media.giphy.com/media/gBpY4p7bbhsiI/200.gif

https://media1.tenor.com/images/0874af3f9bd3904b567a807f4e61eee7/tenor.gif?itemid=4929747

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_(mecha)

[Methais]

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I hope Chik-fil-a learned their lesson.

[Astray]

Sanders admitting he'd have to raise taxes on the middle class to give away all the FREE things.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/b0W4dhb.jpg

[Gelston]

Sanders admitting he'd have to raise taxes on the middle class to give away all the FREE things.

People who don't have a taxable income get it free.

[Gelston]

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https://twitter.com/RepSwalwell/status/1145854386255663104

4 hours to get your votes in!

[Parkbandit]

https://scontent.fmem1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65438147_2383622938581673_1912846363394048000_n.jp g?_nc_cat=101&_nc_eui2=AeFDDZwHDy9-gqm8gLlK2EQYaqPKY3ymu8llpkRo-R3xgSSlzZRbEgPNbOX4XFQNPLVpvDe_lY-2203MqoxZI5HPQyhRHy2UCjZw8K4PK2HpGw&_nc_oc=AQnYw63OcSSRE76Zixl1wko2IgEt-L__gPYs74nutPj9Pvn49LFOw6WrnCkDo5HttlLBWOb2MNq_x5e T3Ozx6uI1&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-1.fna&oh=748d160c4610d3bb578312a22c4d38f4&oe=5DBD7168

https://twitter.com/RepSwalwell/status/1145854386255663104

4 hours to get your votes in!

OMG IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH HIM, YOU DON'T LOVE KIDS!

Seriously, he's the lowest of the hanging fruit on the tree of stupidity.

[Methais]

lol @ invoking Australia and kids.

Swalwell is a blue waffle twat.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

There needs to be a law that if you run for president, you cannot be in the senate or congress. How are all these idiots doing their jobs when they are running around seeking photo ops?

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65820808_10156521618448473_7223947044103127040_n.j pg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_oc=AQkAfw9gQ9SR_C6mnQpGPwB7pLXq6VuAAalZykci4vi 137vw_SMnHhOZnztGzYu6jjM&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=d5984229c941a07c3cf2c2f2d8b440e4&oe=5DB6B5EE

[Astray]

Wake up and see this.

https://i.imgur.com/mmzX2qN.jpg