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Suppressed Poet
03-08-2024, 10:16 PM
Trump's daughter-in-law was elected co-chair of the Republican National Committee..
If I ever need to be introduced at a public event, remind me not to get Ms. Bloch to give the introduction.
Nobody will ever need to remind you because you will never ever be introduced at a public event.
Parkbandit
03-09-2024, 10:18 AM
Trump's daughter-in-law was elected co-chair of the Republican National Committee..
If I ever need to be introduced at a public event, remind me not to get Ms. Bloch to give the introduction.
Bro, have you ever been out in public? You come across as one of those super sensitive people who can't.
Parkbandit
03-09-2024, 04:35 PM
Denver proclaimed itself a sanctuary city...
And they got what they wanted...
Now, like all liberals.. they are the victims of their own policies.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/03/09/migrant-crisis-threatens-to-overwhelm-denver/72618062007/
Makes me laugh.
A lot.
Tgo01
03-09-2024, 05:20 PM
Denver proclaimed itself a sanctuary city...
And they got what they wanted...
Now, like all liberals.. they are the victims of their own policies.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2024/03/09/migrant-crisis-threatens-to-overwhelm-denver/72618062007/
Makes me laugh.
A lot.
And as usual the Democrats turn to churches to help out with humanitarian aid, meanwhile Democrats demonize Christians at every possible turn.
Seran
03-11-2024, 01:05 PM
"Thank you President Trump, isn't it past your jail time?" Lol, Trump getting roasted before an audience of millions.
https://youtu.be/sjOh77iFY8M?si=5GIoPL8ognCgiv9j
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-11-2024, 01:07 PM
"Thank you President Trump, isn't it past your jail time?" Lol, Trump getting roasted before an audience of millions.
Was something on TV last night?
Tgo01
03-11-2024, 01:36 PM
Sounds like Trump's tweet got more laughs than Kimmel's "joke."
Kimmel forgot to prepare the audience first by saying the tweet was from Donald Trump so they would have known they were supposed to boo and hiss and not laugh.
Nice self own though, Kimmel.
Parkbandit
03-11-2024, 02:33 PM
"Thank you President Trump, isn't it past your jail time?" Lol, Trump getting roasted before an audience of millions.
https://youtu.be/sjOh77iFY8M?si=5GIoPL8ognCgiv9j
People who watch those shows mostly vote Democrat.
Before an audience of millions? Did they get more than a million people to watch that shit?
Parkbandit
03-11-2024, 02:36 PM
Sounds like Trump's tweet got more laughs than Kimmel's "joke."
Kimmel forgot to prepare the audience first by saying the tweet was from Donald Trump so they would have known they were supposed to boo and hiss and not laugh.
Nice self own though, Kimmel.
Kimmel hasn't been funny in 20 years.
It's sad to see what became of him.
Liberalism always ruins everything.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-11-2024, 02:43 PM
Kimmel hasn't been funny in 20 years.
It's sad to see what became of him.
Liberalism always ruins everything.
He was funny on the Man Show back in the day.
Parkbandit
03-11-2024, 03:10 PM
He was funny on the Man Show back in the day.
Then he started sucking liberal dick.. and just became angry and upset at everything.
~Rocktar~
03-11-2024, 04:44 PM
Then he started sucking liberal dick.. and just became angry and upset at everything.
It's a requirement for being a Leftist. Have you seen most of their women? Who wouldn't be mad?
Alfster
03-11-2024, 05:32 PM
Then he started sucking liberal dick.. and just became angry and upset at everything.The irony writes itself at this point
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Parkbandit
03-11-2024, 06:22 PM
The irony writes itself at this point
You sound upset yet again Alfster. What happened.. how did Trump ruin your day?
Also, do you know you can edit out the "sent from my piece of shit phone"? Maybe have someone who isn't retarded and dripping from TDS help you out.
Neveragain
03-11-2024, 07:19 PM
People who watch those shows mostly vote Democrat.
Before an audience of millions? Did they get more than a million people to watch that shit?
Watching the Oscars used to be something I looked forward to when I was a kid. That's when there was only 3 channels on TV, the theatre was a bigger part of people lives and Hollywood actually made epic, in depth and well acted productions.
Seran
03-11-2024, 08:14 PM
The irony writes itself at this point
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We've entered the age of liking or disliking a thing according to political bias, so Kimmel could have given the performance of his life and still have been shat upon for making an on point Trump burn.
~Rocktar~
03-11-2024, 10:01 PM
We've entered the age of liking or disliking a thing according to political bias, so Kimmel could have given the performance of his life and still have been shat upon for making an on point Trump burn.
Nah, he sucks and barely comes out with a funny joke maybe once every few months. He certainly is no Lenno or Carson, that's for sure.
Parkbandit
03-12-2024, 08:18 AM
We've entered the age of liking or disliking a thing according to political bias, so Kimmel could have given the performance of his life and still have been shat upon for making an on point Trump burn.
There's nothing funny about liberalism.
It's sad that there are human beings that still fall for it.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-12-2024, 09:07 AM
We've entered the age of liking or disliking a thing according to political bias, so Kimmel could have given the performance of his life
Like when he shit on a 20 year recovered drug addict who won his first Oscar for 5 minutes? Yeah, performance of his life.
Alfster
03-12-2024, 09:51 AM
You sound upset yet again Alfster. What happened.. how did Trump ruin your day?
Also, do you know you can edit out the "sent from my piece of shit phone"? Maybe have someone who isn't retarded and dripping from TDS help you out.Pointing out that youre also angry means I'm upset?
Then you go and show your boomer side because I'm not editing my posts lol.
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Methais
03-12-2024, 10:20 AM
Number of chicks they banged because of these shirts: 0
https://i.imgur.com/PqeJaiU.png
Methais
03-12-2024, 10:21 AM
Like when he shit on a 20 year recovered drug addict who won his first Oscar for 5 minutes? Yeah, performance of his life.
Some white on white violence should have been in order.
Parkbandit
03-12-2024, 10:51 AM
Pointing out that youre also angry means I'm upset?
"I'M NOT UPSET YOU ARE!" -Alfster 2024
Then you go and show your boomer side because I'm not editing my posts lol.
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You're showing your ignorance. No where did I tell you to edit your posts.. I said you can actually make it so you don't have that tag line on every.single.post you make here from your phone.. but that you would have to find someone not retarded to help you.
You'll have to find someone not retarded to help you read posts now too it seems.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-12-2024, 11:47 AM
I saw an article earlier today that stated Republicans are going to pursue legal ballot harvesting. How awesome is that?
Parkbandit
03-12-2024, 11:59 AM
I saw an article earlier today that stated Republicans are going to pursue legal ballot harvesting. How awesome is that?
When Republicans start doing it better than the Dems.. suddenly it's going to become wrong.
Not sure that's going to be possible until Republicans can learn how to revive dead people in order to get them to vote.
~Rocktar~
03-12-2024, 12:11 PM
When Republicans start doing it better than the Dems.. suddenly it's going to become wrong.
Not sure that's going to be possible until Republicans can learn how to revive dead people in order to get them to vote.
That's easy, register them as Democrat and then vote them how you want.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-12-2024, 12:52 PM
When Republicans start doing it better than the Dems.. suddenly it's going to become wrong.
Not sure that's going to be possible until Republicans can learn how to revive dead people in order to get them to vote.
I need to find the article again, but it was explicit that they would pursue LEGAL ballot harvesting. So nothing like the Democrats.
ClydeR
03-12-2024, 05:35 PM
Many Republicans plan to skip the House GOP retreat as they grumble about both the location and the idea of spending time with one another, with tensions still running high inside the party in the wake of their unprecedented speakership drama.
Fewer than 100 Republicans have RSVP’d to attend the retreat, which is less than half of the entire conference, according to a GOP source familiar with the attendance sheet.
More... (http://news.yahoo.com/many-republicans-plan-skip-house-175829671.html)
But privately, some Republicans have complained about the venue choice. Sources said Speaker Mike Johnson selected the Greenbrier Resort because it was “family friendly,” in a break from past retreats which have taken place in sunny Florida – the preferred location of former Speaker Kevin McCarthy.
He should have held it in Las Vegas. Or New Orleans.
Parkbandit
03-12-2024, 08:48 PM
Another bad day for Democrats:
1) The transcript of the Biden interviews regarding his handling of classified documents. 'Yes Mr. President... your car goes brrrrrr.'
2) Special counsel Robert Hur testified in front of Congress. Democrats need to redefine "exonerated" because that report didn't exonerate Joe at all. It was quite the opposite.
3) January 6th key witness, Cassidy Hutchinson, who "bravely" told a story about how Trump grabbed Secret Service agents and the steering wheel.. turned out to have only happened in her head.
I know there are special Democrats here who have had a bad day today.. but they should just know: I really hope it gets far worse for them come November.
Tgo01
03-13-2024, 08:16 AM
3) January 6th key witness, Cassidy Hutchinson, who "bravely" told a story about how Trump grabbed Secret Service agents and the steering wheel.. turned out to have only happened in her head.
To be fair, every single adult in the entire world (living or dead) knew this story was 100% complete bullshit. People such as Seran and time4Nazis just chose to believe it anyways because it fit their narrative. These people will continue to believe this 100% made up story until the day they die.
Methais
03-13-2024, 09:31 AM
To be fair, every single adult in the entire world (living or dead) knew this story was 100% complete bullshit. People such as Seran and time4Nazis just chose to believe it anyways because it fit their narrative. These people will continue to believe this 100% made up story until the day they die.
This is correct. Seran will be doubling down on that story any minute now.
EDIT: I almost forgot. Shut the fuck up LatrinR.
Suppressed Poet
03-13-2024, 09:43 AM
To be fair, every single adult in the entire world (living or dead) knew this story was 100% complete bullshit. People such as Seran and time4Nazis just chose to believe it anyways because it fit their narrative. These people will continue to believe this 100% made up story until the day they die.
But she is so brave though, just like Jussie Smollett.
Seran
03-14-2024, 04:08 PM
Congratulations to Elon Musk today for his third consecutive failure to 'get it up'. Perhaps next time there will be another incremental step towards success.
https://www.youtube.com/live/nqebjCTdubI?si=YGv15mjjEHqMZT79
Methais
03-14-2024, 04:38 PM
Congratulations to Elon Musk today for his third consecutive failure to 'get it up'. Perhaps next time there will be another incremental step towards success.
https://www.youtube.com/live/nqebjCTdubI?si=YGv15mjjEHqMZT79
This type of thinking is how any normal person with a functional brain can tell that you've never worked at or accomplished anything at all in your entire life outside of collecting a welfare check.
It's also how anyone can tell that you didn't watch the launch, nor did you watch the video you just posted, because it went "up" just fine. It was lost during re-entry.
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1768283993143652764?s=20
You really need to stop letting being a butthurt loser dictate everything in your miserable unshowered unemployed life.
Fucking idiot.
Methais
03-14-2024, 04:43 PM
https://i.imgur.com/jrPc8eL.png
https://x.com/simonateba/status/1768165610721054741?s=20
Imagine projecting this hard.
Imagine being as dumb as Seran and buying into it.
Parkbandit
03-14-2024, 05:24 PM
Congratulations to Elon Musk today for his third consecutive failure to 'get it up'. Perhaps next time there will be another incremental step towards success.
https://www.youtube.com/live/nqebjCTdubI?si=YGv15mjjEHqMZT79
The test was the most successful test to date of the biggest launch vehicle ever created.. and you somehow believe it's a failure.
Musk is literally a rocket scientist.. and you are a welfare leech.
Parkbandit
03-14-2024, 05:26 PM
https://i.imgur.com/jrPc8eL.png
https://x.com/simonateba/status/1768165610721054741?s=20
Imagine projecting this hard.
Imagine being as dumb as Seran and buying into it.
I love how the left loves it being used against their enemies.. but when it's turned around.. "THAT'S FASCIST! THAT'S UNAMERICAN!"
No shit, retards.... but you reap what you sow.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-14-2024, 05:34 PM
They are desperate if they are rolling out Kamala.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-14-2024, 05:35 PM
Congratulations to Elon Musk today for his third consecutive failure to 'get it up'. Perhaps next time there will be another incremental step towards success.
Why do you hate Elon Musk so much?
~Rocktar~
03-14-2024, 06:25 PM
Why do you hate Elon Musk so much?
The essence of Socialism/collectivism is "hate the man that is better than you."
Suppressed Poet
03-14-2024, 07:03 PM
Congratulations to Elon Musk today for his third consecutive failure to 'get it up'. Perhaps next time there will be another incremental step towards success.
https://www.youtube.com/live/nqebjCTdubI?si=YGv15mjjEHqMZT79
Awww…somebody is big mad that he endorsed Trump & cancelled Don Lemon’s show. :rofl:
Suppressed Poet
03-14-2024, 07:04 PM
https://i.imgur.com/jrPc8eL.png
https://x.com/simonateba/status/1768165610721054741?s=20
Imagine projecting this hard.
Imagine being as dumb as Seran and buying into it.
Sounds good to me. I was already going to vote for the guy. They don’t have to keep selling it.
(Edit: This is partially sarcasm. I hope we eventually get away from this Pandora’s box the Dems opened, but there is a reckoning to be had first.)
Seran
03-14-2024, 08:10 PM
According to Musky, it's not whether or not your product ultimately never succeeds, only that people continue to fund your operations prior to your chapter 11 bankruptcy.
Suppressed Poet
03-14-2024, 08:34 PM
Why do you hate Elon Musk so much?
Seran can't comprehend why that African American isn't working in the fields picking cotton.
He fears that which he does not understand. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
Parkbandit
03-14-2024, 08:41 PM
According to Musky, it's not whether or not your product ultimately never succeeds, only that people continue to fund your operations prior to your chapter 11 bankruptcy.
Says the bankrupted loser who is still living with his mommy and on government assistance.
Bro, please stop. You make this way too easy.
Methais
03-15-2024, 09:38 AM
Why do you hate Elon Musk so much?
Elon is rich. Seran is on welfare.
Elon accomplishes things. Seran sits around doing nothing but collecting welfare checks and not showering.
Elon has touched a woman. Seran never will.
Elon is smart. Seran is one of the dumbest people alive.
Elon is successful. Seran is the epitome of failure.
Elon can think. Seran relies on other mentally disabled people who are slightly less retarded than he is to think for him.
etc.
Take all that and then factor in how the primary ingredient that fuels leftism is envy and an inflated sense of entitlement, and there you go.
Seran in a nutshell:
https://i.imgur.com/jS90LM6.png
Parkbandit
03-15-2024, 09:52 AM
Judge says Fani Willis can stay on case, but not her boyfriend.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2024/03/15/fani-willis-trump-georgia-case/
I hope that is the direction she chooses.. because Trump only benefits if she chooses to remain on the case.
What a colossal mess she has created... and I'm here for it with popcorn.
Tgo01
03-15-2024, 10:16 AM
Judge says Fani Willis can stay on case, but not her boyfriend.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2024/03/15/fani-willis-trump-georgia-case/
I hope that is the direction she chooses.. because Trump only benefits if she chooses to remain on the case.
What a colossal mess she has created... and I'm here for it with popcorn.
Yeah it is a tough choice for her. Does she keep her boyfriend on the payroll so they can continue to get rich off of the taxpayer’s dime, or does she want to take credit for “getting” Trump?
Suppressed Poet
03-15-2024, 10:17 AM
Judge says Fani Willis can stay on case, but not her boyfriend.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2024/03/15/fani-willis-trump-georgia-case/
I hope that is the direction she chooses.. because Trump only benefits if she chooses to remain on the case.
What a colossal mess she has created... and I'm here for it with popcorn.
Neither party really got what they wanted. Seems like the judge ruled fairly is my initial opinion. Agreed on Fani staying on…she is an impulsive mess
Parkbandit
03-15-2024, 10:20 AM
Yeah it is a tough choice for her. Does she keep her boyfriend on the payroll so they can continue to get rich off of the taxpayer’s dime, or does she want to take credit for “getting” Trump?
More than likely, she will take the blame for not getting Trump.
Methais
03-15-2024, 10:25 AM
Judge says Fani Willis can stay on case, but not her boyfriend.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2024/03/15/fani-willis-trump-georgia-case/
I hope that is the direction she chooses.. because Trump only benefits if she chooses to remain on the case.
What a colossal mess she has created... and I'm here for it with popcorn.
Her inflated ego and sense of entitlement pretty much guarantee she'll stay on.
In before Seran does what he thinks is a victory dance. But only after Rachel Maddow tells him to.
Tgo01
03-15-2024, 10:34 AM
Police in Canada are advising home owners to keep their car keys by their front door so car thieves can more easily find their keys to steal their car.
No, I’m serious, this really happened. The supposed reason was because these thieves just want the car (police in Canada are mind readers now) so making it easy for the thieves to get the keys by leaving them by the front door means there will be less of a chance of an encounter between home invader and home owner.
Why not actually arrest violent criminals and keep them in prison? Or tell home owners how they can better defend themselves and their possessions to hopefully deter criminals from breaking into homes to begin with?
One thing is for sure though: you get what you vote for.
Tgo01
03-15-2024, 10:38 AM
Police in Canada are advising home owners to keep their car keys by their front door so car thieves can more easily find their keys to steal their car.
No, I’m serious, this really happened. The supposed reason was because these thieves just want the car (police in Canada are mind readers now) so making it easy for the thieves to get the keys by leaving them by the front door means there will be less of a chance of an encounter between home invader and home owner.
Why not actually arrest violent criminals and keep them in prison? Or tell home owners how they can better defend themselves and their possessions to hopefully deter criminals from breaking into homes to begin with?
One thing is for sure though: you get what you vote for.
Oh wow, I totally misread this news article. The police didn’t advise people to leave their car keys INSIDE their home, they advised people to leave their car keys OUTSIDE their home by the front door.
Surely this wouldn’t encourage more auto theft by making it so easy to steal cars.
I’m just surprised the police didn’t also recommend leaving a note by the keys reading “Just filled the tank up for you and left 100 dollars in the glove box for walking around money. Sorry for being white!”
drumpel
03-15-2024, 11:28 AM
Oh wow, I totally misread this news article. The police didn’t advise people to leave their car keys INSIDE their home, they advised people to leave their car keys OUTSIDE their home by the front door.
Surely this wouldn’t encourage more auto theft by making it so easy to steal cars.
I’m just surprised the police didn’t also recommend leaving a note by the keys reading “Just filled the tank up for you and left 100 dollars in the glove box for walking around money. Sorry for being white!”
I'd like to say I'm trying to one up your story, but I think they're both on the same level of stupidity:
MN is looking to pass a bill that changes the age of juvenile crimes from 18 to 21......I'm not sure if those running things are getting dumber and more useless or if the kids growing up these days are really so stupid that they can't understand right from wrong until they're 21.
https://www.fox9.com/news/juvenile-justice-system-age-raise-proposal-creates-concerns
Tgo01
03-15-2024, 12:17 PM
I'd like to say I'm trying to one up your story, but I think they're both on the same level of stupidity:
MN is looking to pass a bill that changes the age of juvenile crimes from 18 to 21......I'm not sure if those running things are getting dumber and more useless or if the kids growing up these days are really so stupid that they can't understand right from wrong until they're 21.
https://www.fox9.com/news/juvenile-justice-system-age-raise-proposal-creates-concerns
So old enough to vote and get drafted to die in some foreign country, but not old enough to be held responsible for your crimes. Seems legit.
Suppressed Poet
03-15-2024, 12:37 PM
On the same topic, the Pittsburgh police has been gutted so much that they recently announced they simply won’t respond to most reported crimes when calling 911. https://www.police1.com/911/pittsburgh-police-will-only-respond-to-calls-of-in-progress-emergencies-as-part-of-new-staffing-plan
Stay strapped or get clapped.
Seran
03-15-2024, 01:43 PM
Police in Canada are advising home owners to keep their car keys by their front door so car thieves can more easily find their keys to steal their car.
No, I’m serious, this really happened. The supposed reason was because these thieves just want the car (police in Canada are mind readers now) so making it easy for the thieves to get the keys by leaving them by the front door means there will be less of a chance of an encounter between home invader and home owner.
Why not actually arrest violent criminals and keep them in prison? Or tell home owners how they can better defend themselves and their possessions to hopefully deter criminals from breaking into homes to begin with?
One thing is for sure though: you get what you vote for.
While not at all surprising you'd glom on to dumb advice given by a city constable, the department itself pretty quickly disavowed the advice.
An officer at a recent community meeting suggested that people leave the keys to their vehicle in a faraday bag by the front door. While well meaning, there are better ways to prevent auto theft motivated home invasions. Learn more here: https://t.co/z8JSOcIaCe
Tgo01
03-15-2024, 01:45 PM
While not at all surprising you'd glom on to dumb advice given by a city constable, the department itself pretty quickly disavowed the advice.
Why are you people so dishonest?
"The police didn't say that! The police said it!"
Also according to YOUR OWN LINK, they didn't "disavow" the advice, they said it was "well meaning." If they disavowed it they should have called the guy a fucking idiot and instructed people to stop listening to idiots like him.
Parkbandit
03-15-2024, 01:52 PM
Why are you people so dishonest?
"The police didn't say that! The police said it!"
Also according to YOUR OWN LINK, they didn't "disavow" the advice, they said it was "well meaning." If they disavowed it they should have called the guy a fucking idiot and instructed people to stop listening to idiots like him.
Do you mean "you people" as alt leftists.. or do you mean government leeching retarded alt leftists?
Tgo01
03-15-2024, 01:57 PM
Do you mean "you people" as alt leftists.. or do you mean government leeching retarded alt leftists?
People who willingly take a criminal's dick up their ass while they pleasure the politicians they help put in office with their mouth while said politician instructs people to bend over for said criminals.
Seran
03-15-2024, 02:05 PM
Why are you people so dishonest?
"The police didn't say that! The police said it!"
Also according to YOUR OWN LINK, they didn't "disavow" the advice, they said it was "well meaning." If they disavowed it they should have called the guy a fucking idiot and instructed people to stop listening to idiots like him.
While not at all surprising you'd glom on to dumb advice given by a city constable, the department itself pretty quickly disavowed the advice.
An officer at a recent community meeting suggested that people leave the keys to their vehicle in a faraday bag by the front door. While well meaning, there are better ways to prevent auto theft motivated home invasions. Learn more here: https://t.co/z8JSOcIaCe
Again, not at all surprised you'd again deliberately misconstrue something in your misguided sensationalism, but you do understand that they refer to their law enforcement officers as constables? No one here is denying it was one of their own officers who stated it, but the follow up by his department pointed out, "While well meaning, there are better ways to prevent auto theft" and provided a link to security measures that countered Constable Marco Ricciardi suggestion.
What precisely do you gain by sensationalizing something something one officer said that was walked back by his own department with the proper safety measures? The fact you didn't research the subject, post any referring links to your source, and failed to mention his department contradicted him suggests your usual desire to provoke extremism.
https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/there-are-better-ways-toronto-police-issue-statement-after-officer-tells-residents-to-leave-car-keys-near-front-door-amid-home-invasions-1.6807639
Tgo01
03-15-2024, 02:12 PM
Again, not at all surprised you'd again deliberately misconstrue something in your misguided sensationalism, but you do understand that they refer to their law enforcement officers as constables? No one here is denying it was one of their own officers who stated it, but the follow up by his department pointed out, "While well meaning, there are better ways to prevent auto theft" and provided a link to security measures that countered Constable Marco Ricciardi suggestion.
Again, why are you so dishonest? Where in my post did I show confusion that a constable is also a police officer? This is known around the world, it's not just a Canadian thing. You showed your dishonesty by claiming it was a "constable" who gave that advice, constable being a police officer, which is exactly what I said, the police said it.
The fact that other officers said it was "well meaning advice" while not directly telling people this is a bad idea, doesn't contradict anything I said in the slightest bit.
Again, you're more than willing to keep electing people with this mindset so they can continue to tell you to keep bending over, all the while you shit on other people for pointing out this insanity.
The only reason you're taking this "But the other officers said!!!" approach is because the other officers offered other advice. I would bet money that if the other officers said "Duh yeah! Great advice!" You'd be sitting here thinking up ways to spin this to say this actually is good advice. Because you're a dishonest shitstain who doesn't care that your politics puts people's lives in danger and gets them killed. As long as you feel good about yourself, which I have no idea how you do that.
Here's an analogy for ya, Seran, just to show how stupid you are.
Doctor: You should punch yourself in the face to cure the common cold.
Other doctors: While this is well meaning advice, here are some other ways you can fight the common cold.
I mean come on. It doesn't even take a second grade level education to see how dumb this all is. Pretending the officer didn't offer up the dumbest advice ever, and that the other officers didn't exactly say "This is bad advice, please don't do this", doesn't help the situation.
Parkbandit
03-15-2024, 02:51 PM
Man, I hope tgo01 can get sErAn to quadruple down on his stupidity.
https://gifdb.com/images/high/popcorn-bill-hader-snl-1ro5usghkzizxobf.gif
Methais
03-15-2024, 04:06 PM
As long as you feel good about yourself, which I have no idea how you do that.
It's a side effect of having no self awareness.
Despite that though, I'm pretty sure that Seran is one of the most self loathing people on the planet. Which is why he stays butthurt and bitter over anything and everything doesn't involve being a piece of welfare collecting pedo shit 24/7.
Parkbandit
03-15-2024, 05:35 PM
Despite that though, I'm pretty sure that Seran is one of the most self loathing people on the planet.
In his defense.. can you blame him?
If I was sErAn, I would hate myself too.
Seran
03-15-2024, 06:21 PM
Dreaven, how ironic you use a doctor reference when in part Trump's mishandling of the Covid-19 pandemic and his trying to get people to ingest household cleaners prevented his second term.
An honest person, which you are not, would be able to parse the English language and see the Canadian police department calling out their officer's advice with a rebuke by offering better ways to prevent auto theft was circumventing the bad advice he gave.
Parkbandit
03-15-2024, 06:35 PM
Dreaven, how ironic you use a doctor reference when in part Trump's mishandling of the Covid-19 pandemic and his trying to get people to ingest household cleaners prevented his second term.
God damn, you not only have the lowest intelligence I have ever read.. but you couple it with extreme gullibility and ignorance.
An honest person, which you are not, would be able to parse the English language and see the Canadian police department calling out their officer's advice with a rebuke by offering better ways to prevent auto theft was circumventing the bad advice he gave.
Here is what the word "rebuke" means:
express sharp disapproval or criticism of (someone) because of their behavior or actions.
Notice how the article you linked had the headline: 'There are better ways': Toronto police issue statement after officer tells residents to leave car keys near front door amid home invasions
That's neither sharp disproval or sharp criticism.
Now, this is just a triple.. we get triples from you every day.
Let's pull a quad. Don't be lazy.
Suppressed Poet
03-15-2024, 07:03 PM
Dreaven, how ironic you use a doctor reference when in part Trump's mishandling of the Covid-19 pandemic and his trying to get people to ingest household cleaners prevented his second term.
An honest person, which you are not, would be able to parse the English language and see the Canadian police department calling out their officer's advice with a rebuke by offering better ways to prevent auto theft was circumventing the bad advice he gave.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/0a746c559dec3075ea1e267cdc21d09b/329289037816ee26-ea/s500x750/77f220f44dd4e3c656e3cf26201e72f0cbcf2464.gif
Suppressed Poet
03-15-2024, 07:08 PM
God damn, you not only have the lowest intelligence I have ever read.. but you couple it with extreme gullibility and ignorance.
Here is what the word "rebuke" means:
express sharp disapproval or criticism of (someone) because of their behavior or actions.
Notice how the article you linked had the headline: 'There are better ways': Toronto police issue statement after officer tells residents to leave car keys near front door amid home invasions
That's neither sharp disproval or sharp criticism.
Now, this is just a triple.. we get triples from you every day.
Let's pull a quad. Don't be lazy.
I like the part where he said an honest person would be able to parse the English language.
Methais
03-15-2024, 08:51 PM
Dreaven, how ironic you use a doctor reference when in part Trump's mishandling of the Covid-19 pandemic and his trying to get people to ingest household cleaners prevented his second term.
An honest person, which you are not, would be able to parse the English language and see the Canadian police department calling out their officer's advice with a rebuke by offering better ways to prevent auto theft was circumventing the bad advice he gave.
https://media.tenor.com/4opamcAljRQAAAAd/laugh-smile.gif
Tgo01
03-15-2024, 09:00 PM
Dreaven, how ironic you use a doctor reference when in part Trump's mishandling of the Covid-19 pandemic and his trying to get people to ingest household cleaners prevented his second term.
An honest person, which you are not, would be able to parse the English language and see the Canadian police department calling out their officer's advice with a rebuke by offering better ways to prevent auto theft was circumventing the bad advice he gave.
Christ you’re a mess.
Methais
03-16-2024, 08:52 AM
Christ you’re a mess.
"Household cleaners" :rofl:
I really wish Seran was just the greatest troll ever instead of the most colossal dumbass in internet history.
Notice how he shifed from "Trump told people to inject bleach" to "Trump told people to ingest household cleaners," all while neither are even remotely accurate?
When asked every time to post the video of Trump saying either, Seran cucked out. Which surprised no one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfLZOkn0chc
Hey Seran, point out the time stamp where Trump said to inject bleach and/or household cleaners.
Methais
03-16-2024, 08:53 AM
Christ you’re a mess.
"Household cleaners" :rofl:
I really wish Seran was just the greatest troll ever instead of the most colossal dumbass in internet history.
Notice how he shifed from "Trump told people to inject bleach" to "Trump told people to ingest household cleaners," all while neither are even remotely accurate?
When asked every time to post the video of Trump saying either, Seran cucked out. Which surprised no one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfLZOkn0chc
Hey Seran, point out the time stamp where Trump said to inject bleach and/or household cleaners.
Seran
03-16-2024, 09:06 AM
Christ you’re a mess.
Jesus also says you're wrong, but he forgives your sins.. except for that one.
Methais
03-16-2024, 09:43 AM
Jesus also says you're wrong, but he forgives your sins.. except for that one.
SICK BURN BRO I DON'T KNOW HOW DREAVEN WILL EVER RECOVER FROM THIS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Parkbandit
03-16-2024, 10:21 AM
Jesus also says you're wrong, but he forgives your sins.. except for that one.
Fail quad is fail.
Once again, you disappoint everyone.
Suppressed Poet
03-16-2024, 10:39 PM
“It’s spelled Fani, like your ass.”
:rofl:
This might be the funniest thing he has said in a hot minute.
https://youtu.be/PXOzDqjA60Q?si=jJAiRRx3573NAQYp
Neveragain
03-17-2024, 02:07 PM
“It’s spelled Fani, like your ass.”
:rofl:
This might be the funniest thing he has said in a hot minute.
https://youtu.be/PXOzDqjA60Q?si=jJAiRRx3573NAQYp
"Bloodbath" hasn't been pushed by the Seranites or the Time4MaleBreastFeedians yet.....yet.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-18-2024, 08:51 AM
I see Seran is posting 4 year old stupid shit that has been debunked a million times again.
Tgo01
03-18-2024, 08:58 AM
I see Seran is posting 4 year old stupid shit that has been debunked a million times again.
He lives in the past while accusing Republicans of living in the past.
He must be a very unwell person.
Seran
03-18-2024, 11:41 AM
Yeah, not entirely sure how you can 'debunk' Trump saying you can inject ultraviolet light or disinfectant to cure covid-19. Here's the video since you all seem to be trying to forget the past.
https://youtu.be/zicGxU5MfwE?si=rN_cuCl_T2Bp1QCq
Methais
03-18-2024, 12:01 PM
Yeah, not entirely sure how you can 'debunk' Trump saying you can inject ultraviolet light or disinfectant to cure covid-19. Here's the video since you all seem to be trying to forget the past.
https://youtu.be/zicGxU5MfwE?si=rN_cuCl_T2Bp1QCq
You just debunked yourself, you fucking idiot :rofl:
You've been saying forever that he was telling people to "inject bleach" and "inject household cleaners."
Here's the most recent, from just a few pages back:
Dreaven, how ironic you use a doctor reference when in part Trump's mishandling of the Covid-19 pandemic and his trying to get people to ingest household cleaners prevented his second term.
Except in this instance, you demonstrated that you don't understand the difference between "inject" and "ingest" since every other post you've been claiming he told people to inject bleach, because you're a colossal dumbass.
Funny how now after you finally watched the clip and realized how fucking dumb you are, which is probably a first, you're walking it back and changing your wording.
Welfare queen loser.
Suppressed Poet
03-18-2024, 12:03 PM
Yeah, not entirely sure how you can 'debunk' Trump saying you can inject ultraviolet light or disinfectant to cure covid-19. Here's the video since you all seem to be trying to forget the past.
Yeah, that was dumb. Now we know the only real cure for Covid is a 9mm bullet which will blow the lungs out of the body.
https://youtu.be/9hnaO8Dzb2Q?si=c7O_b6ANSFsFr8RV
Neveragain
03-18-2024, 01:39 PM
Yeah, not entirely sure how you can 'debunk' Trump saying you can inject ultraviolet light or disinfectant to cure covid-19. Here's the video since you all seem to be trying to forget the past.
https://youtu.be/zicGxU5MfwE?si=rN_cuCl_T2Bp1QCq
So, he didn't say any of the things you claim he said?
I guess Cedars Sinai is just a bunch of tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorists:
https://www.cedars-sinai.org/newsroom/reduced-viral-loads-seen-in-covid-19-patients-treated-with-uva-light/
Reduced Viral Loads Seen in COVID-19 Patients Treated With UVA Light
Kind of sounds like exactly what Trump was referring to...
Methais
03-18-2024, 02:40 PM
I was mistaken. Seran claims that Trump told people to both inject and ingest bleach.
There's been plenty of news. But if you're not aware, the President has been telling people to drink bleach and resist their governments. Pretty powerful stuff
Oh I don't know, because the vaccine is not only not ready, not manufactured and half a year from deployment. How about because instead of coercing his hillbilly followers into social distancing and mask requirements like most of the infected world, he encouraged uprisings and kidnappers. Instead of hiring the best and most competent scientists to take the lead, he encouraged people to ingest bleach and inject light into their bloodstream, all the while belittling credible science.
The outgoing commander and thief lost in many ways. But humanity lost far more because of his lack of leadership and wisdom
Time to inject some bleach.
Literally the best part of this opinion piece that Tgo01 is citing as actual news;
Ie; "There is no way to prove people were deliberately injecting the cleaners, so the spike in calls is purely coincidental and has nothing to do with the President's briefing recommending that people inject disinfectants as treatment."
Too bad the PC search function sucks so much balls.
Why you always lying 24/7 Soyran?
Seran
03-18-2024, 04:30 PM
Yeah, that was dumb. Now we know the only real cure for Covid is a 9mm bullet which will blow the lungs out of the body.
Is that you're professional opinion?
Tgo01
03-18-2024, 04:33 PM
Seran, have you tried not being a gigantic mess of a human being? Even for like just 1 day? Just to see how you like it?
Methais
03-18-2024, 04:43 PM
Is that you're professional opinion?
No, Suppressed Poet is not "professional opinion."
Why are apostrophes this difficult for you though? :lol:
Idiot.
Suppressed Poet
03-18-2024, 05:02 PM
Is that you're professional opinion?
Wut?
Parkbandit
03-18-2024, 06:58 PM
LOL... Democrats are nervous about Biden winning in November.. so the calls for Soyomayor to retire now are starting to chime louder.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ar-BB1k5iOC
I love it when liberals eat other liberals.
~Rocktar~
03-19-2024, 12:26 AM
LOL... Democrats are nervous about Biden winning in November.. so the calls for Soyomayor to retire now are starting to chime louder.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ar-BB1k5iOC
I love it when liberals eat other liberals.
Yeah, retiring last year would have been ok. This year, won't fly, the have no time to get shit through. Same old crap with these arrogant Leftist justices, always trying to hang on forever. You would think that they would have learned with O'Conner, retire when the POTUS is strong and the majority is clear. But nope.
Parkbandit
03-19-2024, 09:42 AM
They are pulling out the "How to deal with Trump" playbook against Bolsonaro in Brazil... indicted him for falsification of his own Covid 19 vaccination data.
Seran
03-19-2024, 10:57 AM
"Hey guys, I know I got a bunch of you sent to prison trying to overthrow and election by raiding Congress, but if you actually elect me this time I promise you I'll pardon you for real this time. Don't blame me for not doing it when I was President last time." LOL
Trump is making the Jan. 6 attack a cornerstone of his bid for the White House
WASHINGTON (AP) — Republican Donald Trump has launched his general election campaign not merely rewriting the history of the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol attack, but positioning the violent siege and its failed attempt to overturn the 2020 election as a cornerstone of his bid to return to the White House.
At a weekend rally in Ohio, his first as the presumed Republican Party presidential nominee, Trump stood onstage, his hand raised in salute to the brim of his red MAGA hat, as a recorded chorus of prisoners in jail for their roles in the Jan. 6 attack sang the national anthem.
An announcer asked the crowd to please rise “for the horribly and unfairly treated January 6th hostages.” And people did, and sang along.
“They were unbelievable patriots,” Trump said as the recording ended.
Having previously vowed to pardon the rioters, he promised to help them “the first day we get into office.”
https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-jan-6-pardons-2024-campaign-2401ead35cb1402a7b289c2c99761373
Parkbandit
03-19-2024, 11:45 AM
"Hey guys, I know I got a bunch of you sent to prison trying to overthrow and election by raiding Congress, but if you actually elect me this time I promise you I'll pardon you for real this time. Don't blame me for not doing it when I was President last time." LOL
"TRUMP WUZ THERE PUS'HING PEOPLE INTO THE CAPITAL BUILDING'S, FORCING THEM TOO GO IN AND THEN HE TRIED TO GRAB A S'ECTRET S'ECURITY DRIVER AND HI'S S'TEERING WHEEL TOO GO BACK!" -sErAN
Man, the left wing media in this country LOVES retarded people like you.. because you just get on your knees, open up your mouth and take it right down the throat, no questions asked.
Methais
03-19-2024, 11:50 AM
Hey guys, I can't stop shitting my pants all day every day. I mean I can, but I choose not to.
This is correct.
Tgo01
03-19-2024, 12:34 PM
Seriously, Seran, one day, just try going one day without being an absolute wreck of a human being.
Just one day. Who knows, you might like it.
Methais
03-19-2024, 04:28 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eMGrw2Y.png
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-allows-texas-enforce-immigration-law-rcna142971
Seran's TV is telling him to be very upset about this as we speak.
Tgo01
03-19-2024, 04:35 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eMGrw2Y.png
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-allows-texas-enforce-immigration-law-rcna142971
Seran's TV is telling him to be very upset about this as we speak.
The conservative-majority court, with three liberal justices dissenting
I love it. Remember all of the shit Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) gave Trump for referring to judges as "Obama" judges or "Democrat" judges?
Now they just openly say shit like this with exactly zero shame.
Neveragain
03-19-2024, 05:20 PM
Ted Lieu - The best way to combat fake news is for people to watch MSNBC because they report real news all the time.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1770173149272846402
Parkbandit
03-19-2024, 06:42 PM
https://twitter.com/i/status/1770173149272846402
That guy is a fucking clown.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-20-2024, 09:18 AM
Mexico is saying they won't take the illegals under any circumstances. We should block 100% all trade with Mexico and close the fucking border. Fuck them and their shithole country. See how long it takes for them to come around.
Parkbandit
03-20-2024, 09:23 AM
Mexico is saying they won't take the illegals under any circumstances. We should block 100% all trade with Mexico and close the fucking border. Fuck them and their shithole country. See how long it takes for them to come around.
Help is on the way.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Trump_2024_2022_Campaign_Logo.png
Methais
03-20-2024, 10:09 AM
That guy is a fucking clown.
https://i.imgur.com/EGnc3OU.png (https://x.com/RealBFolks/status/1770177046292906424?s=20)
https://x.com/RealBFolks/status/1770177046292906424?s=20
Seran
03-20-2024, 06:56 PM
Mexico is saying they won't take the illegals under any circumstances. We should block 100% all trade with Mexico and close the fucking border. Fuck them and their shithole country. See how long it takes for them to come around.
I'm sure American companies and farms doing business in Mexico that import to the Untied States might have a problem with the stupidity of your plan.
Parkbandit
03-20-2024, 07:00 PM
I'm sure American companies and farms doing business in Mexico that import to the Untied States might have a problem with the stupidity of your plan.
The irony writes itself with you.
Seran
03-20-2024, 08:13 PM
Here's some more great information for team Biden. The Biden campaign has nearly four times as much cash on hand as Trump, and reported raising more than twice as much as Dump in February.
Trump raises over $20 million in February with nearly $42 million in cash on hand, far behind Biden and Democrats
Former President Donald Trump’s campaign and joint fundraising committee together brought in $20.3 million in February and entered this month with a combined $41.9 million cash on hand, according to a Trump campaign official.
But the amounts trail far behind the $53 million that President Joe Biden and Democrats previously announced raising in February and the massive $155 million in available cash that Biden’s team said it amassed with its affiliated committees.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/20/politics/fundraising-trump-campaign-biden/index.html
Parkbandit
03-20-2024, 08:32 PM
Here's some more great information for team Biden. The Biden campaign has nearly four times as much cash on hand as Trump, and reported raising more than twice as much as Dump in February.
You are going to have to get way more cash to give to people to vote for Biden at this point.
And by people, I mean normal people.
Not welfare leeches who suckle on the teet of Joe Biden.
Like you.
~Rocktar~
03-20-2024, 08:57 PM
Mexico is saying they won't take the illegals under any circumstances. We should block 100% all trade with Mexico and close the fucking border. Fuck them and their shithole country. See how long it takes for them to come around.
There are multiple ground routes to Mexico. Line people up, give them a water bottle and an MRE and march them across the boarder at gunpoint. That's how they came after all, they should be used to it. GTFO and I really don't give a shit about their feelings and situation.
Suppressed Poet
03-20-2024, 11:14 PM
Here's some more great information for team Biden. The Biden campaign has nearly four times as much cash on hand as Trump, and reported raising more than twice as much as Dump in February.
Maybe with all that cash they could put a T-800 inside Biden’s decomposing skin so he can once again speak coherent sentences & walk off the stage unassisted. That’s probably his best move for him to regain voter confidence.
Realk
03-21-2024, 02:03 AM
i imagine that it is a great boast to say how much more millions your party raised when you just print the paper for it and grease all the hands.
Methais
03-21-2024, 10:18 AM
https://i.imgur.com/AMBmceb.png
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-21-2024, 10:55 AM
https://i.imgur.com/AMBmceb.png
Exactly why this country needs a violent uprising of rational people.
Tgo01
03-21-2024, 11:06 AM
https://i.imgur.com/AMBmceb.png
Google claims they just get definitions from third party sources and doesn't create definition entries.
They claim this definition is from Oxford, and yet if you go to Oxford's online dictionary they show this:
bloodbath has developed meanings and uses in subjects including
pharmacology (1830s)
sport (1950s)
finance (1960s)
But strangely enough, Google doesn't show the definitions for those uses.
Neveragain
03-21-2024, 01:26 PM
https://i.imgur.com/AMBmceb.png
The records department of the ministry of truth is working overtime, again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fyyhA07Ex8
Seran
03-21-2024, 01:56 PM
Exactly why this country needs a violent uprising of rational people.
Different search results showing the contrast of a word definition from two different sources, end of the world ensues!!!
Tgo01
03-21-2024, 02:28 PM
Different search results showing the contrast of a word definition from two different sources, end of the world ensues!!!
They changed their search results so instead of showing all definitions of the word "bloodbath", it literally just shows one definition of the word "bloodbath", just coincidentally the one definition Joe Biden, Democrats, and all of leftist media says is the definition Trump meant.
Just curious, Seran, do your overlords shit directly into your mouth? Or do you ask them to shit on a salad so you have some crunch with the shit you eat daily?
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-21-2024, 02:49 PM
Different search results showing the contrast of a word definition from two different sources, end of the world ensues!!!
The violence needs to start with people like you first.
Methais
03-21-2024, 02:51 PM
They changed their search results so instead of showing all definitions of the word "bloodbath", it literally just shows one definition of the word "bloodbath", just coincidentally the one definition Joe Biden, Democrats, and all of leftist media says is the definition Trump meant.
Just curious, Seran, do your overlords shit directly into your mouth? Or do you ask them to shit on a salad so you have some crunch with the shit you eat daily?
As if Seran has the brain power to process any of that. :lol:
Suppressed Poet
03-21-2024, 02:54 PM
Different search results showing the contrast of a word definition from two different sources, end of the world ensues!!!
snowflake
1
: a flake or crystal of snow
2
: any of a genus (Leucojum) of Old World bulbous plants of the amaryllis family
especially : one (L. vernum) resembling the snowdrop
3
informal + usually disparaging
a
: someone regarded or treated as unique or special
b
: someone who is overly sensitive
c
: Seran
Seran
03-21-2024, 03:14 PM
Exactly why this country needs a violent uprising of rational people.
They changed their search results so instead of showing all definitions of the word "bloodbath", it literally just shows one definition of the word "bloodbath", just coincidentally the one definition Joe Biden, Democrats, and all of leftist media says is the definition Trump meant.
Just curious, Seran, do your overlords shit directly into your mouth? Or do you ask them to shit on a salad so you have some crunch with the shit you eat daily?
The tin foil hat conspiracies, and invocation of violence over made up social issues is all that Conservatives have going for the party. When Biden is reelected, you'll need to do some serious soul searching on supporting candidates who focus on running the country. Snowflakes.
Tgo01
03-21-2024, 03:25 PM
The tin foil hat conspiracies, and invocation of violence over made up social issues is all that Conservatives have going for the party. When Biden is reelected, you'll need to do some serious soul searching on supporting candidates who focus on running the country. Snowflakes.
Shit directly into your mouth you say?
Methais
03-21-2024, 03:30 PM
The tin foil hat conspiracies, and invocation of violence over made up social issues is all that Conservatives have going for the party. When Biden is reelected, you'll need to do some serious soul searching on supporting candidates who focus on running the country. Snowflakes.
>made up social issues
>buys in fully to the made up bloodbath narrative
>no self awareness
gg loser
Methais
03-21-2024, 03:31 PM
Shit directly into your mouth you say?
He sucks it directly out of their flaccid assholes. Like a human centipede, except Seran is willing and excited to be at the back of it.
Parkbandit
03-21-2024, 03:34 PM
They changed their search results so instead of showing all definitions of the word "bloodbath", it literally just shows one definition of the word "bloodbath", just coincidentally the one definition Joe Biden, Democrats, and all of leftist media says is the definition Trump meant.
Just curious, Seran, do your overlords shit directly into your mouth? Or do you ask them to shit on a salad so you have some crunch with the shit you eat daily?
You don't understand.. sErAn isn't smart enough to know he's being manipulated.. so anything you say to the contrary to MSNBC, he doesn't get or comprehend.
You may as well be speaking Latin to him at this point.
Anebriated
03-21-2024, 09:28 PM
CNN had the incredibly bright idea that if Trump were to sell some of his properties he would be able to post his bond. Properties like Mar-A-Lago that is worth "hundreds of millions" according to the host.
https://imgur.com/htp0kBh.jpg
Tgo01
03-21-2024, 09:31 PM
CNN had the incredibly bright idea that if Trump were to sell some of his properties he would be able to post his bond. Properties like Mar-A-Lago that is worth "hundreds of millions" according to the host.
https://imgur.com/htp0kBh.jpg
"You lied about the value of your property! It's only worth 20 million dollars! I'm fining you 464 million dollars for this lie! If you can't afford to pay the fine then just sell your property for 464 million dollars!"
Neveragain
03-21-2024, 10:01 PM
CNN had the incredibly bright idea that if Trump were to sell some of his properties he would be able to post his bond. Properties like Mar-A-Lago that is worth "hundreds of millions" according to the host.
https://imgur.com/htp0kBh.jpg
But hey, if you sell your entry level home, that you have a 3% APR on, Biden will give you a $10,000 credit on the purchase of your next home at 7% APR.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/XBCJIv6xAyDfrajXoe/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952sqevpal6tx212yotn47x38aoe2s5t bmo2o6i29ks&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g
There's only one way out...
Methais
03-22-2024, 10:01 AM
https://i.imgur.com/hxI3Vby.png
https://i.imgur.com/4j0qy2M.png
https://x.com/MattAAW/status/1770899921400385972?s=20
Seran will say he's a white supremacist.
Neveragain
03-22-2024, 10:21 AM
https://i.imgur.com/hxI3Vby.png
https://i.imgur.com/4j0qy2M.png
https://x.com/MattAAW/status/1770899921400385972?s=20
Seran will say he's a white supremacist.
The entire DeSantis nevertrumpers are losing their shit on that guy.
Are all Floridians bitches like this?
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-22-2024, 01:28 PM
National guard should have tear gassed them and rubber bulleted them into submission. That they were not prepared for it is sad. And frankly, I think they should have been able to turn them into red paste if they were being attacked. We are supposed to be a sovereign nation and can't protect our borders from enemies.
Seran
03-22-2024, 02:48 PM
That didn't take long. I believe Republicans will only have a one or two seat majority when the latest resignation goes through, so maybe Democrats will successfully elect their own speaker without needing to wait for their getting the majority in November.
Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene files motion to oust Speaker Mike Johnson
WASHINGTON (AP) — Speaker Mike Johnson is at risk of being ousted after hard-right Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene filed a motion to vacate on Friday in the middle of a House vote on a $1.2 trillion package to keep the government open.
It’s the same political dynamic that removed the last Republican speaker, Kevin McCarthy, just five months ago when far-right conservatives revolted over his compromise with Democrats to prevent a federal shutdown. But this one faces steeper odds with less GOP support.
The House is scheduled to leave town for a two-week spring recess at the end of Friday’s session, and it’s doubtful any vote on removing Johnson, of Louisiana, would be imminent.
“Speaker Johnson always listens to the concerns of members but is focused on governing,” spokesman Raj Shah said. “He will continue to push conservative legislation that secures our border, strengthens our national defense and demonstrates how we’ll grow our majority.”
Under the rules, any member can make the motion privileged, which would require leaders to schedule a vote within two legislative days. But it can also simply sit until lawmakers return next month.
https://apnews.com/article/speaker-johnson-motion-vacate-marjorie-taylor-greene-3461bd8b95e718e178132ac16f36562a
Methais
03-22-2024, 03:26 PM
National guard should have tear gassed them and rubber bulleted them into submission. That they were not prepared for it is sad. And frankly, I think they should have been able to turn them into red paste if they were being attacked. We are supposed to be a sovereign nation and can't protect our borders from enemies.
True, but Biden is almost as much of a pussy as Seran is, so there's that.
And almost as stupid.
~Rocktar~
03-22-2024, 05:22 PM
National guard should have tear gassed them and rubber bulleted them into submission. That they were not prepared for it is sad. And frankly, I think they should have been able to turn them into red paste if they were being attacked. We are supposed to be a sovereign nation and can't protect our borders from enemies.
FUCK rubber bullets. We need these along the border.
https://youtu.be/RcH396DExjA?si=6Qi_UxdkAoCy_sHc&t=91
Suppressed Poet
03-25-2024, 08:42 PM
“A suspicion of mine is that there are too many preachy females” dominating the culture of his party, he said. “‘Don’t drink beer. Don’t watch football. Don’t eat hamburgers. This is not good for you.’ The message is too feminine: ‘Everything you’re doing is destroying the planet. You’ve got to eat your peas.’”
-James Carville
He is not wrong. The Dems are full of pussies. Not enough cock n’ balls.
Anebriated
03-26-2024, 07:53 AM
step 1: get enough R's to step down to remove house majority
step 2: introduce bill claiming Trump guilty of insurrection
step 3: remove Trump from ballot.
Give it time.
~Rocktar~
03-26-2024, 08:00 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/409159378_895103402362431_3739784096203906171_n.jp g?_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=e4hVgDALVM4AX_K25IW&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AfCINT7sF7tDKfOhOUuQIxb1I-LVcGNto7K8Q4W-0u6o_Q&oe=6607BD60
~Rocktar~
03-26-2024, 08:01 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/53906741_126511928429817_6029726959339044864_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=jmtS2rvQmCAAX9CTvth&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AfDvCqO5oWk2r4IQM5OhWr5j_DWrEOArgyZYEH6pW_Gc wg&oe=662AD83C
drumpel
03-27-2024, 10:20 AM
President Biden said Tuesday he commuted by train or car over the Francis Scott Key Bridge "many, many times," despite the bridge not having any rail lines.
"At about 1:30 [a.m. Tuesday], a container ship struck the Francis Scott Key Bridge, which I’ve been over many, many times commuting from the state of Delaware either on a train or by car," the president said.
"I've been to Baltimore Harbor many times," he added.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/biden-says-traveled-many-times-224229254.html
What a fucking retard. I continue to see why dems hang on every word he says because he doesn't even know what is going to come out of his mouth next other than it won't be the truth. Just says stuff to be saying stuff.
Tgo01
03-27-2024, 10:41 AM
President Biden said Tuesday he commuted by train or car over the Francis Scott Key Bridge "many, many times," despite the bridge not having any rail lines.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/biden-says-traveled-many-times-224229254.html
What a fucking retard. I continue to see why dems hang on every word he says because he doesn't even know what is going to come out of his mouth next other than it won't be the truth. Just says stuff to be saying stuff.
And I thought Obama had a penchant for making everything about himself. Biden is on a whole other level.
Gelston
03-28-2024, 09:15 AM
I tried to go look if maybe it ever had rail lines... And no.
Suppressed Poet
03-28-2024, 10:15 AM
I tried to go look if maybe it ever had rail lines... And no.
We’re supposed to believe in him with blind faith. Just the other day Biden had a wonderful conversation with FDR on the train while crossing the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
Methais
03-28-2024, 10:30 AM
We’re supposed to believe in him with blind faith. Just the other day Biden had a wonderful conversation with FDR on the train while crossing the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
Not competent to stand trial but competent enough to be the leader of the free world.
Seran:
https://media1.tenor.com/m/P5_hF2KzfqEAAAAC/uhhuh-clap.gif
Parkbandit
03-28-2024, 10:50 AM
We’re supposed to believe in him with blind faith. Just the other day Biden had a wonderful conversation with FDR on the train while crossing the Francis Scott Key Bridge.
I guess he lied in his deposition... saying he was working for this law firm and he was the attorney that got a company off the hook after he was sued with a man who had part of his penis cut off and only had 1 testicle.
Turns out, when the trial took place... Biden was still in law school and the guy with the 1 testicle actually won the case.
Other than those slight things... Biden's memory didn't fail at all!
Parkbandit
03-28-2024, 10:51 AM
Not competent to stand trial but competent enough to be the leader of the free world.
Seran:
https://media1.tenor.com/m/P5_hF2KzfqEAAAAC/uhhuh-clap.gif
Ok, ok... let's leave sErAn alone... I KNEW this was going to be a rough week for the soy chugging lefties on this forum.
Parkbandit
03-28-2024, 01:17 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ar-BB1kC3dm
https://media2.giphy.com/media/10JhviFuU2gWD6/200w.gif?cid=6c09b95211um3rfoyez42tpo17au7lne53438 yt686ovanjt&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g
I'm not sure which part I love more.. the liberals eating liberals.. or that they are slowly coming to the realization that they are fucked in November.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-28-2024, 02:11 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ar-BB1kC3dm
I'm not sure which part I love more.. the liberals eating liberals.. or that they are slowly coming to the realization that they are fucked in November.
I think the really sad part is that our SCOTUS justices should be unbiased and non-partisan. They should be above politics, but as this country turns more and more socialist and communist, that won't happen.
Parkbandit
03-28-2024, 02:33 PM
I think the really sad part is that our SCOTUS justices should be unbiased and non-partisan. They should be above politics, but as this country turns more and more socialist and communist, that won't happen.
The law should be black and white. If it's grey, send it back to Congress to make it black or white.
It's not the SCOTUS's role to make policy.. their only job is to see if a law is constitutional or not.
Methais
03-28-2024, 04:39 PM
The law should be black
THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!
and white.
Racist.
Tgo01
03-28-2024, 05:17 PM
Looks like Seran made a new alt in GS:
[Focused] Werk thinks, "I heard you are the person to ask for spells."
[Focused to Werk] Dreaven thinks, "Gonna be doing spellups in about 20 minutes at Wayside table."
[Focused] Werk thinks, "I don't think I can survive the walk down there."
[Focused] Werk thinks, "Maybe next time."
[Focused] Werk asks, "Do you not do spellups in Icemule Trace?"
[Focused to Werk] Dreaven thinks, "I just do them in the Landing."
[Focused] Werk asks, "What if I'm a racist MAGA supporter like you, though?"
To be fair, it could also be any number of the anti-Semitic psychopaths who hang out on the GS Discord server all day long.
Suppressed Poet
03-28-2024, 06:25 PM
Looks like Seran made a new alt in GS:
[Focused] Werk thinks, "I heard you are the person to ask for spells."
[Focused to Werk] Dreaven thinks, "Gonna be doing spellups in about 20 minutes at Wayside table."
[Focused] Werk thinks, "I don't think I can survive the walk down there."
[Focused] Werk thinks, "Maybe next time."
[Focused] Werk asks, "Do you not do spellups in Icemule Trace?"
[Focused to Werk] Dreaven thinks, "I just do them in the Landing."
[Focused] Werk asks, "What if I'm a racist MAGA supporter like you, though?"
To be fair, it could also be any number of the anti-Semitic psychopaths who hang out on the GS Discord server all day long.
It can’t be Seran because he has never Werked a day in his life. :rofl:
Methais
03-29-2024, 09:12 AM
Looks like Seran made a new alt in GS:
[Focused] Werk thinks, "I heard you are the person to ask for spells."
[Focused to Werk] Dreaven thinks, "Gonna be doing spellups in about 20 minutes at Wayside table."
[Focused] Werk thinks, "I don't think I can survive the walk down there."
[Focused] Werk thinks, "Maybe next time."
[Focused] Werk asks, "Do you not do spellups in Icemule Trace?"
[Focused to Werk] Dreaven thinks, "I just do them in the Landing."
[Focused] Werk asks, "What if I'm a racist MAGA supporter like you, though?"
To be fair, it could also be any number of the anti-Semitic psychopaths who hang out on the GS Discord server all day long.
If it's a F2P account, then possibly. Extra irony if so from the name being Werk.
I'm gonna guess it isn't Seran though, just based on the grammar being correct.
Dude is max butthurt either way.
Arqueto
03-29-2024, 09:33 AM
If it's a F2P account, then possibly. Extra irony if so from the name being Werk.
I'm gonna guess it isn't Seran though, just based on the grammar being correct.
Dude is max butthurt either way.
Yeah, this guy can apostrophe. :D
Parkbandit
03-29-2024, 10:25 AM
LOL.. no way that's sErAn.
He hates work and wouldn't name himself after something he hates so much.
~Rocktar~
03-30-2024, 02:39 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/432945839_1386455185372821_2300169940869113413_n.j pg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=mIF56IGsFWAAX_YpNJo&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AfCLHeSVe2seGzvAcx8C0ubHJzpgBnl5zf9EKkgSd934 Yw&oe=660E2F21
Methais
03-30-2024, 03:32 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/432945839_1386455185372821_2300169940869113413_n.j pg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=mIF56IGsFWAAX_YpNJo&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=00_AfCLHeSVe2seGzvAcx8C0ubHJzpgBnl5zf9EKkgSd934 Yw&oe=660E2F21
That room made me think of this, and now my day is ruined:
https://youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68?si=jPVVl0hQBaS-Efht
ClydeR
03-30-2024, 09:38 PM
An old article, but still funny.
I used to have this coach who told us, “How you do one thing is how you do everything. You loaf in practice, you’re gonna loaf in the game. You cheat on your tests, you’re gonna cheat on your wife.”
I’ve found that to be true with golf. The guy who plays slowly on the course is going to be molasses in meetings. The guy who’s generous with compliments on the course is going to do the same at dinner. And the guy who cheats on the course is going to cheat in business, or on his taxes or, say, in politics.
More... (https://golf.com/lifestyle/celebrities/how-why-president-trump-cheats-golf-playing-tiger-woods/)
Trump doesn’t just cheat at golf. He cheats like a three-card Monte dealer. He throws it, boots it, and moves it. He lies about his lies. He fudges and foozles and fluffs. At Winged Foot, where Trump is a member, the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: “Pele.”
“I played with him once,” says Bryan Marsal, longtime Winged Foot member and chair of the coming 2020 Men’s U.S. Open. “It was a Saturday morning game. We go to the first tee and he couldn’t have been nicer. But then he said, ‘You see those two guys? They cheat. See me? I cheat. And I expect you to cheat because we’re going to beat those two guys today.’… So, yes, it’s true, he’s going to cheat you. But I think Donald, in his heart of hearts, believes that you’re gonna cheat him, too. So if it’s the same, if everybody’s cheating, he doesn’t see it as really cheating.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCvgMNnM3OA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCvgMNnM3OA
ClydeR
03-31-2024, 09:42 PM
Here's a short animated video for those who are attention span challenged..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLj2-a6FLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLj2-a6FLI
Anebriated
04-01-2024, 09:32 AM
is cheating at golf a federal or civil matter? Just wondering how you got him this time.
Parkbandit
04-01-2024, 10:17 AM
is cheating at golf a federal or civil matter? Just wondering how you got him this time.
This is what the US media is reduced to.
"ZOMG TRUMP CHEATED IN GOLF! HE SHOULD BE PREVENTED FROM RUNNING AS PRESIDENT!"
I REALLY hope Trump wins in November.. not just to right the US ship, but to watch the clown show meltdown.
It's going to normalize the resulting meltdown in 2016.
Methais
04-01-2024, 03:10 PM
Here's a short animated video for those who are attention span challenged..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLj2-a6FLI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLj2-a6FLI
I'm not sure which is greater...your cringe levels or your chronic butthurt levels.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-01-2024, 05:15 PM
This is what the US media is reduced to.
"ZOMG TRUMP CHEATED IN GOLF! HE SHOULD BE PREVENTED FROM RUNNING AS PRESIDENT!"
I REALLY hope Trump wins in November.. not just to right the US ship, but to watch the clown show meltdown.
It's going to normalize the resulting meltdown in 2016.
RIght now is the time to buy guns and ammo for the inevitable riots.
ClydeR
04-01-2024, 06:23 PM
RIght now is the time to buy guns and ammo for the inevitable riots.
Why are you planning to take a gun to a riot?
Methais
04-01-2024, 07:27 PM
Why are you planning to take a gun to a riot?
https://youtu.be/v2o_EAeW4m0
Parkbandit
04-01-2024, 08:30 PM
Why are you planning to take a gun to a riot?
Not for taking to a riot... SHM is a right of center, not an alt-leftist. Pretty sure he's talking about defending AGAINST the riots.
You know, like the Hero of Kenosha did.
ClydeR
04-01-2024, 09:38 PM
Not for taking to a riot... SHM is a right of center, not an alt-leftist. Pretty sure he's talking about defending AGAINST the riots.
I don't know. It sure sounded like he planned to riot, with gun in hand, to protest the outcome of the election.
~Rocktar~
04-01-2024, 09:40 PM
Why are you planning to take a gun to a riot?
You know who's businesses weren't burned and looted in the LA riots? Korean American Citizens defending their community and their businesses.
Citizens are armed.
https://youtu.be/nzkBGQx3HAc?si=QC3JXEjBTUhS4QZQ
Suppressed Poet
04-01-2024, 09:42 PM
Why are you planning to take a gun to a riot?
I avoid riots. I don’t particularly care for crowds & civil protest, though I absolutely support people’s free speech & peaceful protests no matter the issue/stance. If that peaceful assembly turns into a riot which then spills into violence towards my family, friends, and/or community I will respond with overwhelming force to protect those I care about from serious bodily harm. Having an effective firearm & training is essential to my success in achieving the prior mentioned goal should that be necessary.
Suppressed Poet
04-01-2024, 09:45 PM
You know who's businesses weren't burned and looted in the LA riots? Korean American Citizens defending their community and their businesses.
Citizens are armed.
https://youtu.be/nzkBGQx3HAc?si=QC3JXEjBTUhS4QZQ
Respect for the Roof Top Koreans in the Rodney King riots of the 90s. Those were righteous & true Americans. You don’t mess with a Korean immigrant shop owner on the roof of his store armed with a Daewoo K2 protecting his family, property, and livelihood…. I’m not Asian, but those are my people.
https://i.yourimageshare.com/zD8vBQkHrz.jpeg
Suppressed Poet
04-01-2024, 09:53 PM
I don't know. It sure sounded like he planned to riot, with gun in hand, to protest the outcome of the election.
It’s a constitutionally protected right to be armed in civil protest. Does it ever occur to you there could be peaceful reasons to carry a firearm at such times?
Seran
04-01-2024, 09:59 PM
Trump's social media company stock is down almost 40% from it's IPO value of $79.38 a share, sitting at $48.66. Today the company reported a loss of $58 million in annual revenue of only $4 million last year. LOL
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/01/trump-media-lost-58-million-last-year-sec-filing-shows.html
Tgo01
04-01-2024, 10:00 PM
Wasn't Twitter losing billions of dollars every year before Elon Musk bought it?
ClydeR
04-01-2024, 10:24 PM
Wasn't Twitter losing billions of dollars every year before Elon Musk bought it?
Before he bought it? No. Twitter had been profitable in most of the last few years.
Twitter was an established company, not an initial public offering. Most IPOs, such as DJT, have negative earnings. The question is whether or not the IPO has a good plan and good product and good market position to become profitable. Although I admit to not knowing a lot about the business of social media, my common sense tells me that Truth Social is in a tough market and is highly dependent on the daily intentionally provocative postings of one old man. If, for any reason, Trump becomes unable to feed Truth Social on a daily basis, then it's toast.
Some good numbers about IPOs..
https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/what-happens-to-ipos-over-the-long-run-2021-04-15
Tgo01
04-01-2024, 10:39 PM
Before he bought it? No. Twitter had been profitable in most of the last few years.
You know there is a difference between revenue and profit right?
Twitter had like 1 year of profit prior to Elon Musk buying it. Twitter lost over 1 billion dollars in 2020 alone.
Anebriated
04-02-2024, 08:13 AM
the Silicon Valley/tech business model is not built on profitability, its built on user share. Don't worry though, Im sure the lower valuation will get Trump arrested any day now.
Parkbandit
04-02-2024, 08:14 AM
Trump's social media company stock is down almost 40% from it's IPO value of $79.38 a share, sitting at $48.66. Today the company reported a loss of $58 million in annual revenue of only $4 million last year. LOL
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/01/trump-media-lost-58-million-last-year-sec-filing-shows.html
If you look at the 1 day.. Trump Media is down 21.47
If you look at the 5 day.. Trump Media is down 31.13
If you look at the 30 day.. Trump Media is up 5.99
If you look at the YTD... Trump Media is up 178.85
If you look at the 1 year.. Trump Media is up 219.08
Parkbandit
04-02-2024, 08:20 AM
Before he bought it? No. Twitter had been profitable in most of the last few years.
This is incorrect. Here are the numbers:
2012: -79 million
2013: -645 million
2014: -577 million
2015: -521 million
2016: -456 million
2017: -108 million
2018: 1.206 billion
2019: 1.466 billion
2020: -1.136 billion
2021: -221 million
I color coded it for you so you don't get confused again. Green is profit, red is loss.
Methais
04-02-2024, 09:49 AM
I don't know. It sure sounded like he planned to riot, with gun in hand, to protest the outcome of the election.
That's because you're an extreme dumbass who can't comprehend words.
You can come out from under your bed now Latrin.
ClydeR
04-02-2024, 12:17 PM
You know there is a difference between revenue and profit right?
Twitter had like 1 year of profit prior to Elon Musk buying it. Twitter lost over 1 billion dollars in 2020 alone.
You asked if Twitter lost money "every year" before Musk bought it. The answer is no. In some but not all recent years, Twitter's revenue exceeded its expenses, resulting in positive net income. Twitter is now a private company and, as such, is no longer required to report its income to the public. However, Fidelity still owns an interest in the company, and Fidelity, which has access to Twitter's financial statements, is required the value its interest in the company on Fidelity's financial statements. Fidelity says that the value of Twitter is less than half its value before Musk bought it.
Tgo01
04-02-2024, 12:23 PM
You asked if Twitter lost money "every year" before Musk bought it. The answer is no.
lol my bad. They posted profits a whole 2 years out of 10 years they were a publicly traded company, and they only lost billions one year, the rest of the losses were in the hundreds of millions. Add it all up and Twitter lost over one billion dollars while they were a publicly traded company.
Meanwhile you said this:
Before he bought it? No. Twitter had been profitable in most of the last few years.
Which was just 100% a flat out lie, showing you don't know the difference between revenue and profit.
I know your whole schtick is to cherry pick data and take things out of context to make the enemies of Democrats look bad, but come on. Try a little harder than just flat out lying like a sack of shit.
Parkbandit
04-02-2024, 01:14 PM
lol my bad. They posted profits a whole 2 years out of 10 years they were a publicly traded company, and they only lost billions one year, the rest of the losses were in the hundreds of millions. Add it all up and Twitter lost over one billion dollars while they were a publicly traded company.
Meanwhile you said this:
Which was just 100% a flat out lie, showing you don't know the difference between revenue and profit.
I know your whole schtick is to cherry pick data and take things out of context to make the enemies of Democrats look bad, but come on. Try a little harder than just flat out lying like a sack of shit.
He did the same with immigration, until the numbers proved he was just plain wrong.
Then he doubled down on it, saying that the government year starts in October.. so I broke it down by month.. which made him look even dumber.
He sunk back into his hole under his bed after that.
Methais
04-02-2024, 02:32 PM
He sunk back into his hole under his thrift store air mattress after that.
Fixed.
ClydeR
04-02-2024, 03:30 PM
Which was just 100% a flat out lie, showing you don't know the difference between revenue and profit.
I know your whole schtick is to cherry pick data and take things out of context to make the enemies of Democrats look bad, but come on. Try a little harder than just flat out lying like a sack of shit.
Cherry pick? Hardly. Twitter was profitable in two of the four years before Musk bought it. That's a ratio of 0.5, which rounds to 1, and 1 is greater than 50%. So there.
In finance, it all depends on how you look at it.
https://i.imgur.com/fXFPajs.png
Parkbandit
04-02-2024, 03:48 PM
Cherry pick? Hardly. Twitter was profitable in two of the four years before Musk bought it. That's a ratio of 0.5, which rounds to 1, and 1 is greater than 50%. So there.
In finance, it all depends on how you look at it.
I never, ever get tired of you doubling down on your own stupidity.
Your retardation is only eclipsed by your cowardice.
Methais
04-02-2024, 03:57 PM
Cherry pick? Hardly. Twitter was profitable in two of the four years before Musk bought it. That's a ratio of 0.5, which rounds to 1, and 1 is greater than 50%. So there.
In finance, it all depends on how you look at it.
https://i.imgur.com/fXFPajs.png
If a waiter is working a 10 hour shift and only clearing like $10 in tips per hour, except he made $200 in tips between 6-8pm during the evening rush, using your logic, that waiter earns $100/hr as long as you ignore literally everything else outside of those 2 hours.
The sad part is you're probably really this stupid and not trolling anymore, since you abandoned your Walmart Colbert gimmick in favor of going full blown TDS 24/7 now.
Retard.
Suppressed Poet
04-02-2024, 04:00 PM
Cherry pick? Hardly. Twitter was profitable in two of the four years before Musk bought it. That's a ratio of 0.5, which rounds to 1, and 1 is greater than 50%. So there.
In finance, it all depends on how you look at it.
https://i.imgur.com/fXFPajs.png
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/81/2e/35812ea8cb5a06ddef2ce9022b7ca87b.jpg
ClydeR
04-02-2024, 04:19 PM
If a waiter is working a 10 hour shift and only clearing like $10 in tips per hour, except he made $200 in tips between 6-8pm during the evening rush, using your logic, that waiter earns $100/hr as long as you ignore literally everything else outside of those 2 hours.
$107.25 per hour. It's important get the arithmetic right in your own hypothetical.
Parkbandit
04-02-2024, 04:29 PM
$107.25 per hour. It's important get the arithmetic right in your own hypothetical.
Feel free to show your math on this.
Methais
04-02-2024, 04:47 PM
Feel free to show your math on this.
He thinks that wait staff gets paid minimum wage.
Fun fact: They don't.
gg failing it up again LatrinR.
But here's his math for everything else in life:
https://i.imgur.com/fcKWm4b.gif
Parkbandit
04-02-2024, 04:51 PM
He thinks that wait staff gets paid minimum wage.
Fun fact: They don't.
But here's his math for everything else in life:
https://i.imgur.com/fcKWm4b.gif
Exactly. He was like "LUL U FERGOT FEDERAL MINIMAL WAGE I PWND U!"
Except it was for a tipped position.. not an untipped position.
And we don't even know what state the server was from... there are many states that have their own minimum wage.
This is what happens when you don't have a job, your mommy doesn't trust you to go to the store for coldcuts and you triple down on your stupidity.
You make yourself look three times dumber than usual.
Methais
04-02-2024, 04:52 PM
Exactly. He was like "LUL U FERGOT FEDERAL MINIMAL WAGE I PWND U!"
Except it was for a tipped position.. not an untipped position.
And we don't even know what state the server was from... there are many states that have their own minimum wage.
This is what happens when you don't have a job, your mommy doesn't trust you to go to the store for coldcuts and you triple down on your stupidity.
You make yourself look three times dumber than usual.
I expect him to fuck off entirely until tomorrow after this.
Suppressed Poet
04-02-2024, 05:34 PM
If a waiter is working a 10 hour shift and only clearing like $10 in tips per hour, except he made $200 in tips between 6-8pm during the evening rush, using your logic, that waiter earns $100/hr as long as you ignore literally everything else outside of those 2 hours.
The sad part is you're probably really this stupid and not trolling anymore, since you abandoned your Walmart Colbert gimmick in favor of going full blown TDS 24/7 now.
Retard.
I worked as a server way back in the day. The worst was having to come in before opening or stay after closing a couple hours to do prep work or cleanup. It’s basically free labor. I did what I had to earn those tips & was grateful at the time to have a job, but that part of it sucked.
Seran
04-02-2024, 11:25 PM
Seems like there's an awful lot of work being done by the Right to hide the fact Musk ruined Twitter and Trump created a new MySpace for himself to cry on that is failing as a publicly traded company.
Tgo01
04-02-2024, 11:32 PM
Seems like there's an awful lot of work being done by the Right to hide the fact Musk ruined Twitter and Trump created a new MySpace for himself to cry on that is failing as a publicly traded company.
Facts = mean according to Seran.
Parkbandit
04-03-2024, 07:47 AM
Seems like there's an awful lot of work being done by the Right to hide the fact Musk ruined Twitter and Trump created a new MySpace for himself to cry on that is failing as a publicly traded company.
I guess from your viewpoint, Musk really did ruin Twitter. He fired 80% of the useless lefties from the company and brought to light the government violating the 1st Amendment.
And yea, Trump Media Group has been such a failure for Trump... only made 4+ billion dollars from it so far.
Do you ever get tired of being a loser? Your chronic butthurt is hopefully going to flare up really badly in November and I can't wait to read alllllll about it.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-03-2024, 09:34 AM
Seems like there's an awful lot of work being done by the Right to hide the fact Musk ruined Twitter.
How did Musk "ruin" X and why do you hate him so much?
Suppressed Poet
04-03-2024, 09:55 AM
I guess from your viewpoint, Musk really did ruin Twitter. He fired 80% of the useless lefties from the company and brought to light the government violating the 1st Amendment.
Musk fired so many unproductive alt-leftist staff that one may be inclined to tweet that it was a bloodbath. :rofl:
Methais
04-03-2024, 10:13 AM
Seems like there's an awful lot of work being done by the Right to hide the fact Musk ruined Twitter and Trump created a new MySpace for himself to cry on that is failing as a publicly traded company.
You and the word "work" don't belong in the same sentence regardless of the context.
Parkbandit
04-03-2024, 10:28 AM
How did Musk "ruin" X and why do you hate him so much?
He ruined the liberal echo chamber.
Neveragain
04-03-2024, 10:35 AM
Seems like there's an awful lot of work being done by the Right to hide the fact Musk ruined Twitter and Trump created a new MySpace for himself to cry on that is failing as a publicly traded company.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKPwEMdW8AAw8Yy?format=jpg&name=small
Anebriated
04-03-2024, 11:15 AM
[L][I][N][K] [I][N] [B][I][O]
edit: he did get rid of a large portion of the bot problem though. Its not completely clean but between removing the child porn and allowing actual freedom of speech its not hard to see why the left hates him.
Parkbandit
04-03-2024, 11:46 AM
[L][I][N][K] [I][N] [B][I][O]
edit: he did get rid of a large portion of the bot problem though. Its not completely clean but between removing the child porn and allowing actual freedom of speech its not hard to see why the left hates him.
Well shit, no wonder sErAn hates Musk so much! Musk ruined his best child porn site!
Solkern
04-05-2024, 06:15 AM
Trump is going to have you deported if illegal aliens invade your home. Be prepared!
Parkbandit
04-05-2024, 08:15 AM
Trump is going to have you deported if illegal aliens invade your home. Be prepared!
I have no idea what you are trying to say.
Maybe next time, post a link so we don't think you are just spouting retardation into the sky again.
ClydeR
04-05-2024, 08:44 AM
Maybe next time, post a link so we don't think you are just spouting retardation into the sky again.
If you have illegal aliens invading your home, we will deport you,” the former president said at one point.
More... (https://www.yahoo.com/news/mockery-floods-trump-botches-deport-173112158.html)
Trump was tired, and it was a mental slip.
Parkbandit
04-05-2024, 08:57 AM
Trump was tired, and it was a mental slip.
So, he said "you" instead of "them" and this is news?
I bet the Retard Parade was up early this morning, celebrating.
Carry on. You still have 7 more months to celebrate this victory!
Methais
04-05-2024, 09:45 AM
So, he said "you" instead of "them" and this is news?
I bet the Retard Parade was up early this morning, celebrating.
Carry on. You still have 7 more months to celebrate this victory!
Imagine being so desperate that this is the only thing they have to cling onto right now. :rofl:
It's time for Seran and ClydeRetard to get jobs.
Methais
04-05-2024, 09:51 AM
Trump is going to have you deported if illegal aliens invade your home. Be prepared!
Still voting for Trump in November? Or did your Russian pals convince you to run back to Biden?
Parkbandit
04-05-2024, 10:12 AM
Imagine being so desperate that this is the only thing they have to cling onto right now. :rofl:
It's time for Seran and ClydeRetard to get jobs.
What sort of paying jobs would they qualify for?
Methais
04-05-2024, 10:52 AM
What sort of paying jobs would they qualify for?
Dildo testers, guinea pigs for clinical trials of random drugs with 4823790237 side effects, none of which would result in a net negative for either of them, regardless of what the side effect(s) were, etc.
I think that's pretty much it.
Solkern
04-05-2024, 11:39 AM
Still voting for Trump in November? Or did your Russian pals convince you to run back to Biden?
Never stated I was ever voting for Trump, nor will I. But I’m going to vote mostly red for my state.
Methais
04-05-2024, 12:49 PM
Never stated I was ever voting for Trump, nor will I. But I’m going to vote mostly red for my state.
Voting for Biden then? Voting for no one?
Unrelated: "No one" would still beat Nikki Haley if she were on the ticket, based on recent history.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-05-2024, 01:01 PM
Let's do some word association.
Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Who did the below better? Actual policy and actions.
Iran
Israel
Russia and Ukraine
Border
North Korea
China and Taiwan
Norfolk Southern freight train
Laken Riley
Officer Jonathan Diller
Top Secret Documents
Walking
Walking up stairs
Talking coherently
Solkern
04-05-2024, 02:59 PM
Voting for Biden then? Voting for no one?
Unrelated: "No one" would still beat Nikki Haley if she were on the ticket, based on recent history.
Probably gonna leave it blank tbh
Methais
04-05-2024, 03:44 PM
Probably gonna leave it blank tbh
You should write in "Simutronics"
Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-05-2024, 03:59 PM
Probably gonna leave it blank tbh
I did that in 2020, but 2024 I'm MAGA all day and even my crazy leftist niece who I thought would never vote for anything but communism and socialism is voting red down the ticket... because she took over her mother's business the last 4 years. Amazing what a little dose of the real world does for you.
Seran
04-05-2024, 07:29 PM
On point as always for SNL aimed at those idolizing Donald Jesus Trump.
https://youtu.be/RxhwjPgJGbU?si=cRxoC-cdTip09zYh
Anebriated
04-05-2024, 07:55 PM
just admit you love trump and are jealous of him already.
Parkbandit
04-05-2024, 07:56 PM
On point as always for SNL aimed at those idolizing Donald Jesus Trump.
https://youtu.be/RxhwjPgJGbU?si=cRxoC-cdTip09zYh
SNL hasn't been "on point" in 2-3 decades.
Methais
04-05-2024, 08:19 PM
...because she took over her mother's business the last 4 years. Amazing what a little dose of the real world does for you.
And then right on cue...
On point as always for SNL aimed at those idolizing Donald Jesus Trump.
https://youtu.be/RxhwjPgJGbU?si=cRxoC-cdTip09zYh
We get it Seran, you want Trump to penetrate your anus.
Solkern
04-06-2024, 01:28 AM
You should write in "Simutronics"
I don’t think they deserve my vote either! Especially how they run gs4!
I did that in 2020, but 2024 I'm MAGA all day and even my crazy leftist niece who I thought would never vote for anything but communism and socialism is voting red down the ticket... because she took over her mother's business the last 4 years. Amazing what a little dose of the real world does for you.
I voted Biden 2020, definitely not voting for him or Trump.
~Rocktar~
04-06-2024, 02:03 AM
I don’t think they deserve my vote either! Especially how they run gs4!
So edgy, stunning and brave. <gag>
I voted Biden 2020, definitely not voting for him or Trump.
So you are voting for Biden then. Got it. And before you whine about how it's not a vote for Biden, it's a protest vote, consider this dumbass. Every vote that doesn't go to Trump helps Biden get elected. Period. So yes, you ARE voting for Biden unless you vote for Trump. Thinking anything else makes you more simple minded and out of touch that Seran and time4murderingandrapingJewishwomenandchildren.
Solkern
04-06-2024, 10:04 AM
So edgy, stunning and brave. <gag>
So you are voting for Biden then. Got it. And before you whine about how it's not a vote for Biden, it's a protest vote, consider this dumbass. Every vote that doesn't go to Trump helps Biden get elected. Period. So yes, you ARE voting for Biden unless you vote for Trump. Thinking anything else makes you more simple minded and out of touch that Seran and time4murderingandrapingJewishwomenandchildren.
Dude I live in California… you think my non vote changes anything? If so, you are an idiot.
~Rocktar~
04-06-2024, 10:30 AM
Dude I live in California… you think my non vote changes anything? If so, you are an idiot.
Lex Luthor was right. Superman should have ignored the missile.
Tgo01
04-06-2024, 03:06 PM
I didn't know Seran was an overweight white woman.
https://youtu.be/ro1efQkufdQ?si=RFc_XpIk0upXajTF
Imagine being such a racist piece of shit "progressive" that someone just mentioning the name of a black man triggers you.
Suppressed Poet
04-06-2024, 05:28 PM
Dude I live in California… you think my non vote changes anything? If so, you are an idiot.
Can you do all of America a favor and recall Gavin Newsom?
Neveragain
04-06-2024, 07:51 PM
Dude I live in California… you think my non vote changes anything? If so, you are an idiot.
How does the wife feel about escaping Russia only to end up in a communist state?
Do the homeless encampments remind her of when the Russians were burning furniture to heat their homes when the USSR collapsed?
Realk
04-07-2024, 12:47 AM
How does the wife feel about escaping Russia only to end up in a communist state?
Do the homeless encampments remind her of when the Russians were burning furniture to heat their homes when the USSR collapsed?
my dude that is trashy, don't slam on the spouse.The statement could have just said the he lived in russia. Solkern is pretty much right that a non vote might be just as powerful a vote ... just depends who can farm more.
Anebriated
04-07-2024, 08:29 AM
Just take accountability for your vote or lack thereof. If you don't have the spine to put your name behind a candidate then we don't want to hear a peep if you don't like the result. Every year people vote for the "lesser of two evils" without trying to make some moral stand. Either admit that votes for Biden are detrimental for the country and vote for Trump or RFK jr or shut your pie hole.
Neveragain
04-07-2024, 09:29 AM
my dude that is trashy, don't slam on the spouse.The statement could have just said the he lived in russia. Solkern is pretty much right that a non vote might be just as powerful a vote ... just depends who can farm more.
My dude, I've earned every right to be as trashy as I please with the GS community.
Realk
04-07-2024, 10:27 AM
My dude, I've earned every right to be as trashy as I please with the GS community.
i don't understand that thought process but it's not my hill to die on. I still find it unacceptable to do whatever community you are in.
Neveragain
04-07-2024, 11:09 AM
i don't understand that thought process but it's not my hill to die on. I still find it unacceptable to do whatever community you are in.
Maybe that community should learn that if they are going to dish it out they better be prepared for return fire.
Just ask Time4MaleBreastfeeding how well that worked out...
https://y.yarn.co/5d543a48-5ae3-4bb7-8aab-4d0c328c904c_text.gif
Realk
04-07-2024, 12:18 PM
Maybe that community should learn that if they are going to dish it out they better be prepared for return fire.
Just ask Time4MaleBreastfeeding how well that worked out...
https://y.yarn.co/5d543a48-5ae3-4bb7-8aab-4d0c328c904c_text.gif
apples and oranges.. But okay dude.
Neveragain
04-07-2024, 02:13 PM
apples and oranges.. But okay dude.
Is it?
Kind of feels like apples to apples.
"Please forgive us now that you have us on our knees"
https://media.tenor.com/10i4quIbVEoAAAAM/absolutely-not-nope.gif
Realk
04-08-2024, 07:36 AM
[QUOTE=Neveragain;2304513]Is it?
Kind of feels like apples to apples.
"Please forgive us now that you have us on our knees"
https://media.tenor.com/10i4quIbVEoAAAAM/absolutely-not-nope.gif[/QUOTE
I'm still not understanding your logic cause time4fun actually posts where as you made it okay to make fun of peoples family life. Be judgemental all you want just do it to the person who made the post.
Solkern
04-08-2024, 07:56 AM
How does the wife feel about escaping Russia only to end up in a communist state?
Do the homeless encampments remind her of when the Russians were burning furniture to heat their homes when the USSR collapsed?
Bold statement when you literally have no clue what you are talking about.
How about this, google where I live, and let me know if you think I have a homeless problem in my area.
Coronado, San Diego.
Next my wife was born in 1989, so she has no idea of anything you’re talking about, because she was too young, and my wife’s family was extremely wealthy before, during and after the collapse of the USSR.
Try again.
Neveragain
04-08-2024, 08:02 AM
[QUOTE=Neveragain;2304513]where as you made it okay to make fun of peoples family life.
"MAGAT's" "Racists" "Trailer Park Trash" "Listless Vessels" "Deplorables"...
You may allow people to continually kick you in the balls and ask for more, I have a spine though.
It may be a golden delicious instead of a granny smith, but, it's still a fucking apple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdOPrBS2H0U
Solkern
04-08-2024, 08:19 AM
Can you do all of America a favor and recall Gavin Newsom?
If only.
Seran
04-08-2024, 08:45 AM
Bold statement when you literally have no clue what you are talking about.
How about this, google where I live, and let me know if you think I have a homeless problem in my area.
Coronado, San Diego.
Next my wife was born in 1989, so she has no idea of anything you’re talking about, because she was too young, and my wife’s family was extremely wealthy before, during and after the collapse of the USSR.
Try again.
Why exactly would you reveal personally information to conservative shock posters? They don't research their own position, much less care the accuracy of your own and meanwhile any search engine can scrub that information.
Solkern
04-08-2024, 08:47 AM
Why exactly would you reveal personally information to conservative shock posters? They don't research their own position, much less care the accuracy of your own and meanwhile any search engine can scrub that information.
I can see what you mean, but telling which city I live in, for me.. it’s whatever.
On top of that SP convinced me to move states anyways!
Methais
04-08-2024, 09:24 AM
Why exactly would you reveal personally information to conservative shock posters? They don't research their own position, much less care the accuracy of your own and meanwhile any search engine can scrub that information.
Says the welfare tard who gets his news from Rachel Maddow and questions none of it.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/49/0a/16/490a16c371c3a0810aa1d97025b1b602.jpg
Neveragain
04-08-2024, 09:26 AM
Bold statement when you literally have no clue what you are talking about.
How about this, google where I live, and let me know if you think I have a homeless problem in my area.
Coronado, San Diego.
Next my wife was born in 1989, so she has no idea of anything you’re talking about, because she was too young, and my wife’s family was extremely wealthy before, during and after the collapse of the USSR.
Try again.
Done:
22% increase in homelessness, in "Whales Vagina", in 1 year...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TjBajgkMJA
You voted for that...apple.
Suppressed Poet
04-08-2024, 09:42 AM
How about this, google where I live, and let me know if you think I have a homeless problem in my area.
Coronado, San Diego.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/upjNkHpp7g4yA/giphy.gif
I don’t hate California. I merely wish to see the state restored to its former glory of hot babes, good movies, and affordable quality higher ed.
Solkern
04-08-2024, 10:18 AM
Done:
22% increase in homelessness, in "Whales Vagina", in 1 year...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TjBajgkMJA
You voted for that...apple.
I do like how you decide to expanded your area from the city I live in(which had a reported 1 homeless person, in 2023), to the entire San Diego county.
Funny.
Neveragain
04-08-2024, 10:40 AM
I do like how you decide to expanded your area from the city I live in(which had a reported 1 homeless person, in 2023), to the entire San Diego county.
Funny.
"As long as they're not in my back yard"
The mayor, in the video, is blaming your cities for pushing the homeless into the Whales Vagina.
You voted for this shit and now want to sit on your hands and plead innocents.
Methais
04-08-2024, 10:46 AM
Bold statement when you literally have no clue what you are talking about.
How about this, google where I live, and let me know if you think I have a homeless problem in my area.
Coronado, San Diego.
Next my wife was born in 1989, so she has no idea of anything you’re talking about, because she was too young, and my wife’s family was extremely wealthy before, during and after the collapse of the USSR.
Try again.
Gee whiz, I wonder why that could be...
https://i.imgur.com/Nfak9Le.png
https://i.imgur.com/bOMyGZB.png
Solkern
04-08-2024, 10:47 AM
"As long as they're not in my back yard"
The mayor, in the video, is blaming your cities for pushing the homeless into the Whales Vagina.
You voted for this shit and now want to sit on your hands and plead innocents.
I like how you are calling my city Whale’s vagina like it’s some sort of insult. lol
I bet you my city has less homelessness than your city.
Mine has 1.
Solkern
04-08-2024, 10:49 AM
Gee whiz, I wonder why that could be...
https://i.imgur.com/Nfak9Le.png
https://i.imgur.com/bOMyGZB.png
I fail to see your point.
Let’s break it down.
Neveragain: Does your wife like how there is so much homelessness where you live?!
Me: We don’t have that problem where I live.
You: I WONDER WHY?! Like you proved some point?
Maybe he shouldn’t to conclusions about where I live?
Suppressed Poet
04-08-2024, 11:01 AM
I like how you are calling my city Whale’s vagina like it’s some sort of insult. lol
I bet you my city has less homelessness than your city.
Mine has 1.
You need to see this for context:
https://youtu.be/8AIwaSD9Sco?si=gmTp-BVRLafgBbAT
Methais
04-08-2024, 11:05 AM
I fail to see your point.
Let’s break it down.
Neveragain: Does your wife like how there is so much homelessness where you live?!
Me: We don’t have that problem where I live.
You: I WONDER WHY?! Like you proved some point?
Maybe he shouldn’t to conclusions about where I live?
If you can't look at the geography and figure it out in .000003 seconds, then you're being disingenuous.
The other option is Seran levels of stupidty, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and rule that out.
Neveragain
04-08-2024, 11:18 AM
I like how you are calling my city Whale’s vagina like it’s some sort of insult. lol
I bet you my city has less homelessness than your city.
Mine has 1.
Lighten up Francis.
We just had people move in next door, moved from Whale's Vagina. They have nothing but bad shit to say about San Diego.
You voted for it
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