Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Soydroid BeGay]

I don't know about any of you guys, but I for one can't wait until Trump is charged with not being exonerated. It's going to be great watching you toxic trolls cry nonstop after Trump is charged officially with Failure To Be Exonerated.

Get your tears ready for this, all you stupid white supremacist loser racist trolls. :lol2:

https://i.imgur.com/m7wxUYl.png

[Tgo01]

The amount of gaslighting you're doing to cover up the fact that the Mueller report doesn't exonerate Trump is simply staggering.

Androidpk breaking out the "NOU!" comebacks again. Classic.

[Androidpk]

I'm not gaslighting, you're gaslighting!

And the predictable meltdown continues.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/25/michael-avenatti-to-be-charged-with-wire-and-bank-fraud.html

I wonder if the FBI raid 15 minutes after his tweet is related or just coincidence. In other words, was the tweet what triggered him getting arrested (proof he was trying to extort) or just bad timing on his part.

[Tgo01]

I just realized that SDNY is the one who is charging Michael Avenatti with extortion.

Maybe these are the indictments Androidpk and the far left were promised were coming out of the SDNY office. OOPS!

[Tgo01]

I wonder if the FBI raid 15 minutes after his tweet is related or just coincidence. In other words, was the tweet what triggered him getting arrested (proof he was trying to extort) or just bad timing on his part.

That's what I'm wondering too. I bet they were going to arrest him anyways but waiting until after he fired off that tweet was just more proof they could use at trial. Otherwise he could try to claim he was never going to say anything.

[Androidpk]

I just realized that SDNY is the one who is charging Michael Avenatti with extortion.

Maybe these are the indictments Androidpk and the far left were promised were coming out of the SDNY office. OOPS!

You mean the same SDNY office that showed that Trump is an unindicted co-conspirator in multiple felonies? That one? Just making sure.

[Gelston]

I wonder if the FBI raid 15 minutes after his tweet is related or just coincidence. In other words, was the tweet what triggered him getting arrested (proof he was trying to extort) or just bad timing on his part.

Nah, they cant throw a raid together in 15 minutes. They'd need warrants and all that, assembling the team, ready checks, etc.

[Parkbandit]

I wonder if the FBI raid 15 minutes after his tweet is related or just coincidence. In other words, was the tweet what triggered him getting arrested (proof he was trying to extort) or just bad timing on his part.


Given that time4dum once declared that one of Trump's tweet is grounds for impeachment, anything is possible...

[Astray]

God I hope Avenatti represents himself.

[Parkbandit]

God I hope Avenatti represents himself.

And goes to trial.

And is on Courtv.

And he freaks out.

And then runs for the Democrat nomination from jail.

[Tgo01]

And goes to trial.

And is on Courtv.

And he freaks out.

And then runs for the Democrat nomination from jail.

I bet he would still pick up a few delegates.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/ERJkZ9V.jpg

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

He is so fucked.

from https://www.cbsnews.com/news/michael-avenatti-charged-arrested-on-federal-wire-and-bank-fraud-charges-live-updates-today-2019-03-24/


""I'm not f---ing around with this, and I'm not continuing to play games," Avenatti was recorded as saying. "You guys know enough now to know you've got a serious problem. And it's worth more in exposure to me to just blow the lid on this thing. A few million dollars doesn't move the needle for me. I'm just being really frank with you.""I'll go and I'll go take $10 billion off your client's market cap. But I'm not f---ing around," he said."

[Androidpk]

He is so fucked.

from https://www.cbsnews.com/news/michael-avenatti-charged-arrested-on-federal-wire-and-bank-fraud-charges-live-updates-today-2019-03-24/


""I'm not f---ing around with this, and I'm not continuing to play games," Avenatti was recorded as saying. "You guys know enough now to know you've got a serious problem. And it's worth more in exposure to me to just blow the lid on this thing. A few million dollars doesn't move the needle for me. I'm just being really frank with you.""I'll go and I'll go take $10 billion off your client's market cap. But I'm not f---ing around," he said."

Talk about letting your 15 minutes of fame go straight to your head.

[Astray]

LOL

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Talk about letting your 15 minutes of fame go straight to your head.

They've got him recorded with fed agents listening in during the calls. In another call he says 22.5M. Any of you lawyers know what type of time this might incur?

[Astray]

They've got him recorded with fed agents listening in during the calls. In another call he says 22.5M. Any of you lawyers know what type of time this might incur?

Long enough for him to become friends with Jussie. Think they can become besties? Someone is gonna have to teach Avenatti how to be a prison wife.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Long enough for him to become friends with Jussie. Think they can become besties? Someone is gonna have to teach Avenatti how to be a prison wife.

Supposedly it has a max of 50 years.

[Astray]

Supposedly it has a max of 50 years.

https://i.imgur.com/9F15eCX.jpg

[Back]

https://pics.me.me/so-just-to-summarize-my-handpicked-ag-2-says-that-46107499.png

[Tgo01]

https://pics.me.me/so-just-to-summarize-my-handpicked-ag-2-says-that-46107499.png

You really think Barr is going to risk jail time over this? Stop being stupid Androidpk.

Oh shit my bad, Back.

[Parkbandit]

https://pics.me.me/so-just-to-summarize-my-handpicked-ag-2-says-that-46107499.png

What happens when you get to have someone read you the entire report?

A) Mueller was also colluding with the Russians.
B) Mueller was bribed by Trump to report nothing.
C) I was conned by the Democrats into something that didn't exist. (This won't happen, since it would take an IQ above 15)

[Tgo01]

Avenatii being charged in two different federal districts AND it's being reported that the district of LA is going to charge him with crimes too.

If this fucker doesn't get some serious jail time then our justice system really is rigged.

[Androidpk]

https://pics.me.me/so-just-to-summarize-my-handpicked-ag-2-says-that-46107499.png

Sounds about right. Hide the report and gaslight the fuck out of the country.

[Methais]

Sounds about right. Hide the report and gaslight the fuck out of the country.

You’re stupid as fuck.

[Parkbandit]

Sounds about right. Hide the report and gaslight the fuck out of the country.

Hey now.. it's not like anyone thought Androidpk would be able to "accept the findings of the Mueller report" like he claimed he would.

Who's really surprised?

[Tgo01]

The unnamed co-conspirator in the Avenatti extortion case was Mark Geragos, a legal analyst at CNN who has now been fired.

Can we go ahead and just all agree that CNN is not a legit news organization at this point? This is just sad and pathetic.

The guy is also representing Jussie Smollett! LOL HOLY SHIT!

[Astray]

The unnamed co-conspirator in the Avenatti extortion case was Mark Geragos, a legal analyst at CNN who has now been fired.

Can we go ahead and just all agree that CNN is not a legit news organization at this point? This is just sad and pathetic.

The guy is also representing Jussie Smollett! LOL HOLY SHIT!

Their Twitter feeds are incredible right now.

[Tgo01]

Their Twitter feeds are incredible right now.

How perfect would it be if this guy ends up being arrested too? Poor Jussie Smollett, he just can't catch a break, and I can't bring myself to give a single shit about him.

It gets even better! Geragos represents Colin Kaepernick! So not only is Avenatti going to jail, but the guy representing two of Trump's detractors might also be seeing the inside of a prison soon.

This also means that Geragos was trying to extort money from one of his client's (Kaepernick) business partners (Nike.)

I swear the past few days have felt like Christmas, Thanksgiving, The Fourth of July, and my birthday all rolled into one.

The best part about all of this is for the past 2 years Democrats have been holding up our law enforcement, especially the SDNY, as the bastions of all things great with our nation, and now these same organizations are bringing down some of Trump's biggest critics. What are they going to do now? Say how these are just Trump's goons going after his enemies?

If I were the conspiracy theorist type I would say this was all planned by Trump from the beginning; get the other side to sing the DOJ's praises then start going after their biggest heroes. Let's not forget just a couple of weeks ago they snared some celebrities in that college admissions scandal. I don't think any of them were particularly very vocal in their hatred of Trump, but it's probably safe to say they have said shit about him before.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Sounds about right. Hide the report and gaslight the fuck out of the country.

Come on man... be real. Mueller did a legit job, of everyone involved, Mueller was rock fucking solid about the investigation. Even he said no collusion, and not enough to convict anyone on obstruction.

Despite the outcome at least admit that much.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://i.imgflip.com/2wxxuj.jpg

[Androidpk]

Come on man... be real. Mueller did a legit job, of everyone involved, Mueller was rock fucking solid about the investigation. Even he said no collusion, and not enough to convict anyone on obstruction.

Despite the outcome at least admit that much.

I've already said Mueller did a great job with the investigation, from the very start. He was the perfect person to lead the special counsel.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I've already said Mueller did a great job with the investigation, from the very start. He was the perfect person to lead the special counsel.

Agreed. I think it's a disservice to him and other public servants who are above board and unbiased that some dems (and before them, repubs) were trying to tear him down. I respect he ran a super tight ship and had zero leaks... he took too long in my opinion, and didn't penalize the biased fucks in his team like he should have (he did shit can them eventually though), but he kept it 100.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I present to you, the trifecta.

https://ijr-com.exactdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/photomix-image-14-e1553546385440.jpg?strip=all&lossy=1&quality=57&fit=758%2C379&ssl=1

[Tgo01]

Agreed. I think it's a disservice to him and other public servants who are above board and unbiased that some dems (and before them, repubs) were trying to tear him down. I respect he ran a super tight ship and had zero leaks... he took too long in my opinion, and didn't penalize the biased fucks in his team like he should have (he did shit can them eventually though), but he kept it 100.

Don't let Androidpk get away with that. You asked him to agree that Mueller did a legit job and he said there was no collusion and not enough to convict anyone of obstruction. Notice he only commented on the Mueller doing a legit job part.

It's what the slimy shit stain does all of the time.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Don't let Androidpk get away with that. You asked him to agree that Mueller did a legit job and he said there was no collusion and not enough to convict anyone of obstruction. Notice he only commented on the Mueller doing a legit job part.

It's what the slimy shit stain does all of the time.

I still think Mueller did a good job. But I concede your point as well, he didn't say what I said. At least we agreed on part of it?

[Androidpk]

Agreed. I think it's a disservice to him and other public servants who are above board and unbiased that some dems (and before them, repubs) were trying to tear him down. I respect he ran a super tight ship and had zero leaks... he took too long in my opinion, and didn't penalize the biased fucks in his team like he should have (he did shit can them eventually though), but he kept it 100.

Given the magnitude of the investigation I'd say the length was appropriate and unlike the Starr special counsel when Mueller uncovered crimes not in his mandate he handed them off to the appropriate authorities instead of digging and digging. As for the biases on his team he shit canned Strzok pretty damn fast.

[Androidpk]

Don't let Androidpk get away with that. You asked him to agree that Mueller did a legit job and he said there was no collusion and not enough to convict anyone of obstruction. Notice he only commented on the Mueller doing a legit job part.

It's what the slimy shit stain does all of the time.

Stop being such a salty centipede filled vagina 24/7.

[Tgo01]

Stop being such a salty centipede filled vagina 24/7.

All you have to do is admit Mueller exonerated Trump on the Russian collusion conspiracy theory you pushed for 2 years.

[Androidpk]

All you have to do is admit Mueller exonerated Trump on the Russian collusion conspiracy theory you pushed for 2 years.

The CIA and FBI don't start investigations based off conspiracy theories.

[Tgo01]

The CIA and FBI don't start investigations based off conspiracy theories.

See? You're a sad pathetic little "man."

[Androidpk]

See? I'm a sad pathetic little "man."

Yes, we know.

[Gelston]

The CIA and FBI don't start investigations based off conspiracy theories.

Sure they do. X files much, retard?

[~Rocktar~]

The CIA and FBI don't start investigations based off conspiracy theories.

Yes they do.

[Methais]

It's been a great week for memes.

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[Tgo01]

The senate held a vote on the Green New Deal today. 0 yeas, 57 nays, 43 present. Guess who the 43 present were?

[Parkbandit]

The senate held a vote on the Green New Deal today. 0 yeas, 57 nays, 43 present. Guess who the 43 present were?

The cowardly Democrats who "say" they are for it, but when it comes down to actually voting for it, declined to vote yes.

https://i.gifer.com/5n4O.gif

[~Rocktar~]

The senate held a vote on the Green New Deal today. 0 yeas, 57 nays, 43 present. Guess who the 43 present were?


The cowardly Democrats who "say" they are for it, but when it comes down to actually voting for it, declined to vote yes.

And on a procedural vote on a NON-BINDING resolution no less. HAHAHAHA

[Gelston]

I mean, even though it would have lost, 43 yeas would have been a hell of a message. Vote present like a convictionless bitch though.

[Tgo01]

Democrats are once again praising another dead Republican in their effort to blame Trump for everything.

This time it's Barbara Bush, who someone claims she said she blames Trump for her heart attack, didn't consider herself a Republican after he became president, and kept a "Trump countdown clock" by her bedside that counted down the time until he was out of office.

It's funny because I remember so many Democrats celebrating after she died, claiming she was the biggest racist first lady this country has ever had and blaming her for giving us Bush Jr. Now she's a hero because she's dead and she supposedly bashed Trump.

[Androidpk]

Democrats are once again praising another dead Republican in their effort to blame Trump for everything.

This time it's Barbara Bush, who someone claims she said she blames Trump for her heart attack, didn't consider herself a Republican after he became president, and kept a "Trump countdown clock" by her bedside that counted down the time until he was out of office.

It's funny because I remember so many Democrats celebrating after she died, claiming she was the biggest racist first lady this country has ever had and blaming her for giving us Bush Jr. Now she's a hero because she's dead and she supposedly bashed Trump.

How many dead republicans are you going to throw under the bus in order to defend Trump?

[Methais]

How many old dildos am I going to get pounded by tonight? All of them, that's how many.

This is correct.

[Parkbandit]

How many dead republicans are you going to throw under the bus in order to defend Trump?

Just as many as you will use to attack Trump with.

[Stumplicker]

It's funny because I remember so many Democrats celebrating after she died, claiming she was the biggest racist first lady this country has ever had and blaming her for giving us Bush Jr. Now she's a hero because she's dead and she supposedly bashed Trump.

Source?

[Tgo01]

Source?

Well here's one example.

After calling Barbara Bush an ‘amazing racist,’ a professor taunts critics: ‘I will never be fired’ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2018/04/18/after-calling-barbara-bush-an-amazing-racist-a-professor-taunts-critics-i-will-never-be-fired/)


“Barbara Bush was a generous and smart and amazing racist who, along with her husband, raised a war criminal,” Randa Jarrar wrote Tuesday night on Twitter, according to the Fresno Bee.

In another tweet, the professor wrote: “I’m happy the witch is dead. can’t wait for the rest of her family to fall to their demise the way 1.5 million iraqis have. byyyeeeeeee.”

[Seizer]

Source?
If you insist. http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?116878-The-Player-s-Corner-is-Dying&p=2048536#post2048536

[Parkbandit]

If you insist. http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?116878-The-Player-s-Corner-is-Dying&p=2048536#post2048536

lol

[Stumplicker]

Well here's one example.

After calling Barbara Bush an ‘amazing racist,’ a professor taunts critics: ‘I will never be fired’ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2018/04/18/after-calling-barbara-bush-an-amazing-racist-a-professor-taunts-critics-i-will-never-be-fired/)

So...one woman, who the article doesn't mention a political affiliation for, said something shitty and got put on leave for it? Sounds just like one person that's an asshole to me. That's the way the article reads, too.

[Methais]

Well here's one example.

After calling Barbara Bush an ‘amazing racist,’ a professor taunts critics: ‘I will never be fired’ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2018/04/18/after-calling-barbara-bush-an-amazing-racist-a-professor-taunts-critics-i-will-never-be-fired/)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoiZNSQU4sI

[Tgo01]

So...one woman, who the article doesn't mention a political affiliation for, said something shitty and got put on leave for it? Sounds just like one person that's an asshole to me. That's the way the article reads, too.

A simple "Shit you're right, that's fucked" would have sufficed.

[Stumplicker]

A simple "Shit you're right, that's fucked" would have sufficed.

Firstly, I never accused you of being wrong. I asked you for a source. Secondly, the source you provided didn't indicate anything about what you were claiming.

[Tgo01]

Firstly, I never accused you of being wrong. I asked you for a source. Secondly, the source you provided didn't indicate anything about what you were claiming.

I said I remembered a lot of Democrats bashing Barbara Bush after she died, you asked for a source. You wanted a source of what, literally each and every single Democrat who was celebrating her death?

Get the fuck outta here.

In the meantime go ahead and check out this Twitter search:

https://twitter.com/search?q=Barbara%20Bush%20racist&src=typd

Plenty of people defending the person I already linked to, as well as others also cheering Bush's death and calling her a racist. You can find tweets both at the time of Bush's passing and even as of today.

I'm not going to prove their political affiliation for you. You'll just have to pull your head out of your ass and use some common sense this time around.

[Stumplicker]

I said I remembered a lot of Democrats bashing Barbara Bush after she died, you asked for a source. You wanted a source of what, literally each and every single Democrat who was celebrating her death?

Get the fuck outta here.

In the meantime go ahead and check out this Twitter search:

https://twitter.com/search?q=Barbara%20Bush%20racist&src=typd

Plenty of people defending the person I already linked to, as well as others also cheering Bush's death and calling her a racist. You can find tweets both at the time of Bush's passing and even as of today.

I'm not going to prove their political affiliation for you. You'll just have to pull your head out of your ass and use some common sense this time around.

https://i.imgur.com/6lQuNcs.jpg

[Methais]

Firstly, I never accused you of being wrong. I asked you for a source. Secondly, the source you provided didn't indicate anything about what you were claiming.

I wasn't reading articles about her, but I do recall seeing tons of tweets and facebook comments from retarded leftists going on about how she was like the worst person to ever live in the history of people who have ever lived.

Strangely enough though, none of them could actually explain why. Gosh.

[Androidpk]

https://i.imgur.com/6lQuNcs.jpg


Obviously a Democrat that supports Trump.

[Stumplicker]

I wasn't reading articles about her, but I do recall seeing tons of tweets and facebook comments from retarded leftists going on about how she was like the worst person to ever live in the history of people who have ever lived.

Strangely enough though, none of them could actually explain why. Gosh.

I would be inclined to believe that, though I didn't see anything like it myself. I don't generally consider facebook posts a bellweather of factual information though.

[Tgo01]

I must have missed where I said ONLY Democrats were talking shit about Barbara Bush.

See if your attention span can manage to go through more than just literally 2 tweets.


idc what Barbara Bush has to say about the president. she was just as racist as he is. RIP tho


the love so many people have for GHW and Barbara Bush confounds me. They were mean partisans who had others (Lee Atwater) do their dirty work. But yeah, racist to the core.

Here's Oliver Willis' take on it, he works for Share Blue. This is also a verified Twitter user and not just some random person.


my grandparents, who were alive in 2005, would not say katrina was good for poor blacks like barbara bush did. the excuses people make for white people being cluelessly racist are kind of amazing.

Here is user Haymarket Books (another verified Twitter user), whose twitter feed is filled with leftist nonsense:


“Barbara Bush was a generous and smart and amazing racist who along with her husband, raised a war criminal.” Where is the lie?

I think I have well beyond proved my point now, Stumplicker. You can either recognize that or you're just acting like Androidpk for some bizarre reason.

[Stumplicker]

I must have missed where I said ONLY Democrats were talking shit about Barbara Bush.

See if your attention span can manage to go through more than just literally 2 tweets.

Here's Oliver Willis' take on it, he works for Share Blue. This is also a verified Twitter user and not just some random person.

Here is user Haymarket Books (another verified Twitter user), whose twitter feed is filled with leftist nonsense:

I think I have well beyond proved my point now, Stumplicker. You can either recognize that or you're just acting like Androidpk for some bizarre reason.

And I've proven my point as well. People are assholes and sometimes say shitty things, on both sides. In this case you tried to make out like Democrats specifically were dancing in the streets over Barbara Bush's death. They were not, any more than Republicans were. Some assholes on both sides of the political spectrum said some shitty things on the internet, which is no surprise to anyone anywhere.

When you say biased shit when it's unfounded, I'm going to call you on it. You're no better than the Twitter assholes when you do.

[Methais]

I would be inclined to believe that, though I didn't see anything like it myself. I don't generally consider facebook posts a bellweather of factual information though.

Me either, but they just repeat what the media tells them to, who also don't deal with factual information.

[Tgo01]

And I've proven my point as well. People are assholes and sometimes say shitty things, on both sides. In this case you tried to make out like Democrats specifically were dancing in the streets over Barbara Bush's death.

It's amazing what a piece of shit you are sometimes.

Tgo01: It's funny watching Democrats praise another dead Republican in an effort to bash Trump, this time Barbara Bush who many people on the left vilified after her death.
Stumplicker: PROOF??!?!?!!
Tgo01: Here you go, a liberal professor literally calling her a racist witch and saying she's glad Bush is dead.
Stumplicker: Yeah but one person, hardly proof.
Tgo01: Fine, here's a whole Twitter search filled with similar posts, including two from verified Twitter users who are Democrats.
Stumplicker: Yeah but I found one person who looks like a Trump supporter who also said she was a racist! See both sides are equally wrong and your point that I just now completely made up in an effort to win this argument is wrong!

This is why I was originally not even going to engage with you, because sometimes you're an even bigger piece of shit than Androidpk is. I knew the moment I read "Source?" that the eventual outcome would be you downplaying every single quote I found and ending with you creating a strawman of my argument, "winning" against said strawman, and you claiming victory.

You try so hard to be a "centrist" at times.

[Stumplicker]

It's amazing what a piece of shit you are sometimes.

Tgo01: It's funny watching Democrats praise another dead Republican in an effort to bash Trump, this time Barbara Bush who many people on the left vilified after her death.
Stumplicker: PROOF??!?!?!!
Tgo01: Here you go, a liberal professor literally calling her a racist witch and saying she's glad Bush is dead.
Stumplicker: Yeah but one person, hardly proof.
Tgo01: Fine, here's a whole Twitter search filled with similar posts, including two from verified Twitter users who are Democrats.
Stumplicker: Yeah but I found one person who looks like a Trump supporter who also said she was a racist! See both sides are equally wrong and your point that I just now completely made up in an effort to win this argument is wrong!

This is why I was originally not even going to engage with you, because sometimes you're an even bigger piece of shit than Androidpk is. I knew the moment I read "Source?" that the eventual outcome would be you downplaying every single quote I found and ending with you creating a strawman of my argument, "winning" against said strawman, and you claiming victory.

You try so hard to be a "centrist" at times.

Last word.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I think what is best for everyone is to understand that, outside of Trump, the republican bar for civility is exceptionally higher than the democrats.

[Tgo01]

I think what is best for everyone is to understand that, outside of Trump, the republican bar for civility is exceptionally higher than the democrats.

Yeah Trump can be crude. I predict he'll be bashing Barbara Bush himself in the near future, but that will be a response to Democrats using her corpse as a puppet to attack him.

[Parkbandit]

This is why I was originally not even going to engage with you, because sometimes you're an even bigger piece of shit than Androidpk is.

I think you owe Stumplicker and Androidpk an apology for this.

NO ONE is a bigger piece of shit than Androidpk.

Apologize or else.

[Methais]

I think you owe Stumplicker and Androidpk an apology for this.

NO ONE is a bigger piece of shit than Androidpk.

Apologize or else.

Will you be taking action?

[Parkbandit]

Will you be taking action?

Obviously.

[Tgo01]

I think you owe Stumplicker and Androidpk an apology for this.

NO ONE is a bigger piece of shit than Androidpk.

Apologize or else.

True. It's close, but Androidpk still holds that title.

[Methais]

Obviously.

https://media.giphy.com/media/5KyYuIyRe1KeI/200.gif

[Stumplicker]

True. It's close, but Androidpk still holds that title.

You and Androidpk are 11 and 1 on a clock. You're closer to each other than you are to normal people. The only difference between you is that you're more capable of debate and more intelligent than he is.

But make no mistake. You are both so firmly entrenched on your side that you're unwilling and unable to express anything in an unbiased light. You called me a "Centrist" as an attempted insult a few posts ago. I am not a Centrist because I call people on both sides for their bullshit. I am a Centrist because I support some viewpoints on both sides of the spectrum.

This situation was neither. This was just you saying something stupid and being called out on it just as I would have called Androidpk out on it, regardless of my view on the matter. If you're wondering, I have no standpoint on Barbara Bush. I might have, but she was a political figure long before I gave a shit about politics, and I really don't know much about her.

[Wrathbringer]

You and Androidpk are 11 and 1 on a clock. You're closer to each other than you are to normal people. The only difference between you is that you're more capable of debate and more intelligent than he is.

But make no mistake. You are both so firmly entrenched on your side that you're unwilling and unable to express anything in an unbiased light. You called me a "Centrist" as an attempted insult a few posts ago. I am not a Centrist because I call people on both sides for their bullshit. I am a Centrist because I support some viewpoints on both sides of the spectrum.

This situation was neither. This was just you saying something stupid and being called out on it just as I would have called Androidpk out on it, regardless of my view on the matter. If you're wondering, I have no standpoint on Barbara Bush. I might have, but she was a political figure long before I gave a shit about politics, and I really don't know much about her.

You're retarded.

[Parkbandit]

True. It's close, but Androidpk still holds that title.

Terribly worded apology, but I accept on behalf of both of them.

Your compliance has been noted in your file.

[Parkbandit]

You're retarded.

This is 100% true. Stumplicker aka Wesley aka Neff aka Steve aka whoever else is trying to say he's "normal".

Dude, stop posting.

[Methais]

I am not a Centrist because I call people on both sides for their bullshit. I am a Centrist because I support some viewpoints on both sides of the spectrum.

Does this mean every republican who supports legalizing weed is a centrist now?

[Stumplicker]

Does this mean every republican who supports legalizing weed is a centrist now?

Negative. Capitalists, every one! It's just Trickle-down economics restoring the natural order. Pot dealers are supposed to be at the bottom of the chain with a corporate juggernaut on top. No more of this grow and sell your own shit tax free stuff.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjmJmC87uMc

[Tgo01]

You and Androidpk are 11 and 1 on a clock. You're closer to each other than you are to normal people. The only difference between you is that you're more capable of debate and more intelligent than he is.

But make no mistake. You are both so firmly entrenched on your side that you're unwilling and unable to express anything in an unbiased light. You called me a "Centrist" as an attempted insult a few posts ago. I am not a Centrist because I call people on both sides for their bullshit. I am a Centrist because I support some viewpoints on both sides of the spectrum.

This situation was neither. This was just you saying something stupid and being called out on it just as I would have called Androidpk out on it, regardless of my view on the matter. If you're wondering, I have no standpoint on Barbara Bush. I might have, but she was a political figure long before I gave a shit about politics, and I really don't know much about her.

I didn't say you're a centrist as an insult, I said you TRY SO HARD to be a centrist. This is you setting up a strawman again because you can't argue like a normal human being. And what I meant by that is you're like those people who try to curry favor with the far left. "See look at me! I'm not all bad! I also think this person is a racist/sexist/bigot/whatever."

I am nothing like Androidpk. Androidpk pretends to be a centrist but has gone so far to the left he risks falling off the map.

I have always considered myself center right, I have never pretended I was anything else. The only views of mine that have changed since Trump became president (or more like since Democrats lost their minds) is my views on abortion. I used to just barely be on the side of pro-choice, but Democrats pushing late term abortion bills and toying with the idea of post-birth abortion has pushed me barely into the pro-life side of things.

That's the only political issue that has changed for me.

The other thing that has changed is I wasn't too thrilled with the idea of Trump being our president but for the most part I think he has done a fantastic job. I don't agree with every thing the man does or says, but again with the left losing their minds I find myself defending him against morons all of the time. I am more vocal of my support of Trump than I have other Republican politicians in the past because I think he is by far being given a raw deal by the press, the media, and by politicians from both parties. Shit I even found myself defending Obama at times from Republicans because I thought they went too far, now it's just constant 24/7 news bashing Trump for even the dumbest of things that aren't even his fault or for shit he never said or implied.

Latest example of this constant bullshit? Barbara Bush is trending on Twitter with this as the description: "Barbara Bush’s new biography details her dislike of Donald Trump"

They aren't interested in Barbara Bush's legacy as a woman, mother, wife, patriot, or first lady. Nope. It's just "Barbara Bush hated Trump too! OMG OMG OMG! A Republican first lady hated Trump! OMGGGGGGGG!" It's disgusting.

If you want to be a centrist then be a centrist. Don't pretend to be one so both sides will think you're a great guy, because most people can see right through that shit. Proof? Look at Androidpk and how well that whole "I'm a centrist!" worked out for him.

If all you're interested in is being disingenuous and setting up strawman arguments then just stop replying to my posts.

[Stumplicker]

I didn't say you're a centrist as an insult, I said you TRY SO HARD to be a centrist.

Which political opinion of mine specifically do you feel is me trying to be a centrist? Was it the one where I said I have no opinion on Barbara Bush because she was a political figure long before I cared about politics and I don't know much about her?

You're angry because I call bullshit on people on both sides of the fence. I get that. But you're using the word centrist wrong if that's what you're referring to. The only staunch democrats here are Vishra, Androidpk, and Back, and the last thing I said about any of them was that you were smarter than Androidpk. I have not been anywhere near kind to the other two either. Especially Vishra.

And to be clear, I'm not mean to them because they're democrats. I'm mean to them because they make arguments like toddlers removing their diapers and smearing shit on the wall.

It is possible to both have a view and also look at events/statements on a case by case basis.

[Tgo01]

Which political opinion of mine specifically do you feel is me trying to be a centrist?

I explained why I said this if you would stop being such a lazy fuck and only reading one sentence.

Since you are now pulling a Shaft and can only read 3 lines of another person's post be sure to read this line from my post above:

If all you're interested in is being disingenuous and setting up strawman arguments then just stop replying to my posts.

[Stumplicker]

I explained why I said this if you would stop being such a lazy fuck and only reading one sentence.

Since you are now pulling a Shaft and can only read 3 lines of another person's post be sure to read this line from my post above:

If all you're interested in is being disingenuous and setting up strawman arguments then just stop replying to my posts.

Just because I only quoted one sentence doesn't mean I only read one sentence. I chose to give you the benefit of the doubt, because as I said in my post, you are using the word wrong if that's what you mean.

Vocabulary aside, if you feel me calling out your statement as inaccurate and misleading as trying to curry favor with someone, then my suggestion is that you refrain from making inaccurate and misleading statements in the future, and I won't have anything to say about them.

[Tgo01]

Just because I only quoted one sentence doesn't mean I only read one sentence.

Then why the hell did you ask me something that I already explained two sentences later in the post you supposedly read?

Again...

If all you're interested in is being disingenuous and setting up strawman arguments then just stop replying to my posts.

[Stumplicker]

Then why the hell did you ask me something that I already explained two sentences later in the post you supposedly read?



I chose to give you the benefit of the doubt, because as I said in my post, you are using the word wrong if that's what you mean.

.

[Androidpk]

I think what is best for everyone is to understand that, outside of Trump, the republican bar for civility is exceptionally higher than the democrats.

:lol2:



No.

[Androidpk]

But make no mistake. You are both so firmly entrenched on your side that you're unwilling and unable to express anything in an unbiased light.

What is my side exactly?


The only staunch democrats here are Vishra, Androidpk, and Back

Ahhh, I see. Despite saying numerous times that I'm not a democrat you're still going to label me as one, even though the only party I've ever registered for is the republican one. Like you I pull my ideas and opinions on policy from both parties and I hold both parties accountable for their actions. Heck out of all the times I've voted I've probably voted for more R's than D's.

[Parkbandit]

What is my side exactly?

Ahhh, I see. Despite saying numerous times that I'm not a democrat you're still going to label me as one, even though the only party I've ever registered for is the republican one. Like you I pull my ideas and opinions on policy from both parties and I hold both parties accountable for their actions. Heck out of all the times I've voted I've probably voted for more R's than D's.

Tell us all what policies you hold dear as a registered Republican would make you into a Bernie Fanboi. Be specific.

How many Republicans did you vote for in the 2018 election? Be specific.

Bipolar Disorder much?

[Methais]

:lol2:



No.

I forgot that things like shitting in the street and on police cars, smearing period blood everywhere, and just being a trashy piece of shit in general is considered civility in your world, among all the other gross shit you idiots are into.

[Parkbandit]

I forgot that things like shitting in the street and on police cars, smearing period blood everywhere, and just being a trashy piece of shit in general is considered civility in your world, among all the other gross shit you idiots are into.

Hey now.. he has to "pay" the couch rent somehow.

[Astray]

I forgot that things like shitting in the street and on police cars, smearing period blood everywhere, and just being a trashy piece of shit in general is considered civility in your world, among all the other gross shit you idiots are into.

Remember when they were trying to get Art into S.T.E.M.?

[Stumplicker]

What is my side exactly?



Ahhh, I see. Despite saying numerous times that I'm not a democrat you're still going to label me as one, even though the only party I've ever registered for is the republican one. Like you I pull my ideas and opinions on policy from both parties and I hold both parties accountable for their actions. Heck out of all the times I've voted I've probably voted for more R's than D's.

I don't give a fuck what you consider yourself politically. I've said that on a number of occasions, and even in the post you're currently butthurt about. What you are from a standpoint of any view you take is uninformed and unintelligent. You pick the worst possible argument for any standpoint and try to pass it off as legitimate. Then, long after your arguments have been shown to be incorrect, and shortly after you've been sufficiently browbeaten into finally understanding that you're wrong, you just call everyone trolls. For example, when yesterday you made 15 posts consisting of nothing more than "LOL SMOLLETT EXONERATED". And now I'm "trolling" you by showing you this article from CNN confirming in no uncertain terms that that is the opposite of true. Like everyone told you yesterday. Several dozen times.


Has anybody posted this yet? Yes, it's CNN, but it's biased FOR Androidpk's standpoint, which makes it even worse for his lone sticking point yesterday.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/27/entertainment/jussie-smollett-wednesday/index.html



In a surprise hearing Tuesday, Joe Magats, the first assistant state's attorney in Cook County, Illinois, announced he decided to drop charges against Smollett. The stunning reversal 18 days after a grand jury indicted the "Empire" actor on felony disorderly conduct outraged the Chicago mayor and police department.
The decision to drop the charges does not mean the actor was innocent or any new evidence was presented, Magats told CNN affiliate WLS.
"We believe he did what he was charged with doing," he said. "This was not an exoneration. To say he was exonerated by us or anyone else is not true."

I'll re-iterate. I don't see you as a democrat. I don't see you as a republican. I see you as a toddler removing his diaper and smearing shit on the wall.

[Androidpk]

I don't see you as a democrat.


The only staunch democrats here are Vishra, Androidpk, and Back
I don't see you as a democrat.

You're awfully confused, aren't you.

[Stumplicker]

You're awfully confused, aren't you.

That'll happen when you solely espouse democratic talking points and post heavily biased sources (Not to mention flat out faked ones).

[Androidpk]

That'll happen when you solely espouse democratic talking points and post heavily biased sources (Not to mention flat out faked ones).

So basically you have no idea what you're talking about, just making shit up about me. Why am I not surprised. :lol:

[Stumplicker]

So basically you have no idea what you're talking about, just making shit up about me. Why am I not surprised. :lol:

You have zero support from anyone here, and I'm guessing anywhere. Your bridges are all burnt. Even if I was, which I demonstrably am not, no one would care.

[Parkbandit]

So basically you have no idea what you're talking about, just making shit up about me. Why am I not surprised. :lol:

Irony x100

[Androidpk]

You have zero support from anyone here, and I'm guessing anywhere. Your bridges are all burnt. Even if I was, which I demonstrably am not, no one would care.

So again, you have no idea what you're talking about. I'll be sure to put your salty opinion in the circular file though, for future reference.

[Methais]

Remember when they were trying to get Art into S.T.E.M.?

I’m not sure I heard of this one. Please enlighten.

[Astray]

I’m not sure I heard of this one. Please enlighten.

Basically they wanted women shitting on canvases to be on par with, say, the invention of the automobile. Or the moon landing.

Gotta validate that 800k art degree somehow.

[Tgo01]

For the week ending March 18th, so that's before the Mueller report came out, CNN lost 24% of its viewers compared to the same week last year. And this past Monday they were down another 34% of viewers, down to 590k viewers. For comparison Fox News had 2.16 million viewers.

Of course this latest ratings drop could just be temporary. Once CNN figures out their next "Orange man bad!" narrative to latch onto they might get more viewers. But even then they are still down 24% compared to last year, that's not a temporary trend.

[Alfster]

The Mueller report hasn't come out. Lol. We have Barr's summary available for review so far. Hopefully we can get the actual report sometime in the near future so this entire bullshit political show can finally end.

I in no way believe he's lying in his summary, but to appease both sides - the report itself needs to be as transparent as possible. Starrs full report was out in 2 days, all 400+ pages of it. If all that was released was the attorney general's opinion on it, Republicans would have shit a brick. McConnel blocking it is absolutely the worst part of all of this.

[Tgo01]

The Mueller report hasn't come out.

Same thing. Only the die hard fanatics believe Barr is lying or downplaying what's in the report.

[Androidpk]

McConnell says he wants full transparency on the report then blocks it twice in the Senate. And now AG Barr saying the WH will get the report first in case they want to make edits/redactions is a fucking joke :lol:

[Alfster]

It's not even close to the same thing. I don't believe Barr is lying, but his summary is a joke.

[Tgo01]

It's not even close to the same thing. I don't believe Barr is lying, but his summary is a joke.

How is his summary a joke?

[Androidpk]

Barr helped cover up the Iran Contra scandal and he wrote a memo basically saying the President can't commit obstruction of justice. Not agreeing to release the report during his Congressional hearing was also pretty shady. Not to say he's lying, because I don't know, but his summary alone isn't passing the smell test.

[Alfster]

Because it leaves too much out. It has no evidence to back it up, and it's not even strong enough to be considered an executive summary. Neither side can reach a logical conclusion due to the insufficient nature of his summary.

The left will point out his letter that he wrote prior to getting the job, screaming that he is compromised. They'll continue to point out his son in law works for Trump.

The right will continue to scream no collision, total exoneration. However - the summary itself painted that it's not a total exoneration, so wtf is he talking about?

Again - I believe he's telling the truth. He's not stupid. But without transparency it'll just continue to be bickering with no evidence to back it up.

[Parkbandit]

because I don't know

Literally, the most intelligent and honest thing you have ever EVER posted on these forums.

Grats.

[Stumplicker]

This just came into my facebook feed. It was worth sharing.

https://i.imgur.com/O0CGzgJ.jpg

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

his summary alone isn't passing the smell test.

How does Mueller smell though... it's his report after all.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I think what is best for everyone is to understand that, outside of Trump, the republican bar for civility is exceptionally higher than the democrats.

[Alfster]

Quoting Hitler's book is an exceptionally high mark.

[Tgo01]

Quoting Hitler's book is an exceptionally high mark.

Ilhan Omar can't help herself.

[Methais]

Only the die hard fanatics believe Barr is lying or downplaying what's in the report.


WAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAHHHHHHH ORANGE MAN BAD!!!!

:lol:

[Alfster]

Ilhan Omar can't help herself.

Except it wasn't her...

[Tgo01]

Except it wasn't her...

LIAR!!! LALALALALAALALALALALA

[Methais]

LIAR!!! LALALALALAALALALALALA

https://i.imgflip.com/2x67nt.jpg

[Methais]

Couldn't find an embeddable link after roughly 7 seconds of checking YouTube but :lol:

https://rumble.com/v7d1ns-ocasio-cortez-sounds-much-better-like-this.html?mref=ht2x&mc=1thi7

[Parkbandit]

Couldn't find an embeddable link after roughly 7 seconds of checking YouTube but :lol:

https://rumble.com/v7d1ns-ocasio-cortez-sounds-much-better-like-this.html?mref=ht2x&mc=1thi7

She does sound slightly less stupid somehow...

[Tgo01]

OMG! Trump just referred to the Democrat's antics as "they defrauded the public with ridiculous bullshit!" at his rally.

I wonder how many pearl clutchers in the media will be crying over this tomorrow.

[Methais]

https://www.facebook.com/172224883472/posts/10156308801063473?sfns=mo

Pwned :lol:

[RichardCranium]

https://www.facebook.com/172224883472/posts/10156308801063473?sfns=mo

Pwned :lol:

The first comment I saw when I clicked the link was my weed man.

[Parkbandit]

https://www.facebook.com/172224883472/posts/10156308801063473?sfns=mo

Pwned :lol:

WTF!? Where was that, Russia?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

OMG! Trump just referred to the Democrat's antics as "they defrauded the public with ridiculous bullshit!" at his rally.

Trump is like, Mueller report?! Well, lessee here... this one goes to 11!

[Alfster]

OMG! Trump just referred to the Democrat's antics as "they defrauded the public with ridiculous bullshit!" at his rally.

I wonder how many pearl clutchers in the media will be crying over this tomorrow.

So is that a good thing? The POTUS using language like that? The man who has said well over 9000 proven lies continues to be this damn petty.

The data dump by the FBI earlier this week is full of juicy shit on him. Not to mention, his financial habits surfacing showing the various lies he used to get loans. Lying about how many lots he had on a golf course, how many floors his tower has. Enough lies that his accountants put cover sheets on statements to banks that the information provided was directly from Trump.

You'd be outraged if this surfaced for Obama

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

So is that a good thing? The POTUS using language like that?

Yeah I'm fine with it considering how he's treated by the media and celebrities. We went way past respectable years and years ago.

[Parkbandit]

You'd be outraged if this surfaced for Obama

And you would call everyone who did a racist.

Dude... stop. 2024, let's put one of your "special" socialists into the Office and let's see how quickly they can fuck things up.

[Methais]

So is that a good thing? The POTUS using language like that? The man who has said well over 9000 proven lies continues to be this damn petty.

The data dump by the FBI earlier this week is full of juicy shit on him. Not to mention, his financial habits surfacing showing the various lies he used to get loans. Lying about how many lots he had on a golf course, how many floors his tower has. Enough lies that his accountants put cover sheets on statements to banks that the information provided was directly from Trump.

You'd be outraged if this surfaced for Obama

Obama called Kanye a jackass and everyone was like "Obama's so cool and hip!"

[Androidpk]

Yeah I'm fine with it considering how he's treated by the media and celebrities. We went way past respectable years and years ago.

Of course Trump's base are okay with him lying to them.

[Parkbandit]

Of course Trump's base are okay with him lying to them.

You were ok with Hillary lying to you. Hell, you are STILL a true believer.

Dumbass.

[Tgo01]

OMG! Trump just referred to the Democrat's antics as "they defrauded the public with ridiculous bullshit!" at his rally.

I wonder how many pearl clutchers in the media will be crying over this tomorrow.

In addition to Alfter's pearl clutching here are some headlines I found.

‘Unhinged’ Trump Taken To The Woodshed Over Profanity-Laced Insult Rally (https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-insult-rally_n_5c9d78dce4b0bc0daca5409f)

‘Ridiculous bulls--t’ and other colorful moments from Trump’s Michigan rally (https://www.rollcall.com/news/whitehouse/ridiculous-bulls-t-and-other-colorful-moments-from-trumps-michigan-rally)

‘Ridiculous Bullshit’ as ‘Better,’ ‘Smarter’ Trump Rages Against the Losers (https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-mocks-ridiculous-bullshit-at-post-mueller-report-grand-rapids-rally)

From the NYT: (https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/28/us/politics/trump-rally-grand-rapids.html)


Mr. Trump has always peppered his speeches with “hells” and “damns,” but on Thursday, he crossed the line into cruder language.

“The Democrats need to decide whether they will continue to defraud the public with ridiculous bullshit,” the president said.

[Androidpk]

Regarding Ocasio-Cortez’s proposed Green New Deal, Trump Jr. told the crowd, “Think about the fact that every mainstream, leading Democratic contender is taking the advice of a freshman congresswoman who three weeks ago didn’t know the three branches of government...that’s pretty scary.” Trump Jr. was referring to a video in which Ocasio-Cortez explained the structure of the U.S. government incorrectly.


According to The Hill, the crowd erupted into chants of “AOC sucks! AOC sucks!”

Yes, Republicans are totally more civil than Democrats, that's why they can't get through a Trump rally without it turning into a 2 minutes of hate fest straight out of 1984. Trump bots are such insecure losers they can't get by without having a female Democrat to unleash their hatred on. It's straight up disturbing how much these people have in common with ISIS and other Islamic terrorist groups.

[Methais]

Regarding Ocasio-Cortez’s proposed Green New Deal, Trump Jr. told the crowd, “Think about the fact that every mainstream, leading Democratic contender is taking the advice of a freshman congresswoman who three weeks ago didn’t know the three branches of government...that’s pretty scary.” Trump Jr. was referring to a video in which Ocasio-Cortez explained the structure of the U.S. government incorrectly.


According to The Hill, the crowd erupted into chants of “AOC sucks! AOC sucks!”

Yes, Republicans are totally more civil than Democrats, that's why they can't get through a Trump rally without it turning into a 2 minutes of hate fest straight out of 1984. Trump bots are such insecure losers they can't get by without having a female Democrat to unleash their hatred on. It's straight up disturbing how much these people have in common with ISIS and other Islamic terrorist groups.

Still better than taking shits all over the place in public and all that like you idiots.

[Wrathbringer]

OMG! Trump just referred to the Democrat's antics as "they defrauded the public with ridiculous bullshit!" at his rally.

I wonder how many pearl clutchers in the media will be crying over this tomorrow.

Well, he's not wrong. Only TDS tards will be upset over this.

[Methais]

"Black Press Only!" White Reporters Not-Allowed At Mayoral Event In Georgia (https://kprcradio.iheart.com/featured/the-pursuit-of-happiness/content/2019-03-29-black-press-only-white-reporters-not-allowed-at-mayoral-event-in-georgia/)

https://i.iheart.com/v3/re/new_assets/5c9e04731f63b5c7df33a4a5

https://media.giphy.com/media/zNXvBiNNcrjDW/giphy.gif

[Wrathbringer]

Can you imagine the outrage if someone put a sign that said "white press only"? Blacks are more prejudiced than whites these days.

[Methais]

Damn white people and their...
*shuffles deck*
....FOOD!!!!11


Academics Blame Climate Change On White People For — Eating Food (https://pluralist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez-glare.-300x200.jpg)

[Alfster]

And you would call everyone who did a racist.

Dude... stop. 2024, let's put one of your "special" socialists into the Office and let's see how quickly they can fuck things up.

No I wouldn't. WTF? Thinking the POTUS should speak with an educated voice while being honest has nothing to do with race.

Like...him lying to the crowd about how much he loves their record setting depth of great lakes, while his budget lines would take away almost all of their funding if congress didn't step in. It's absurd.

[Wrathbringer]

No I wouldn't. WTF? Thinking the POTUS should speak with an educated voice while being honest has nothing to do with race.

Like...him lying to the crowd about how much he loves their record setting depth of great lakes, while his budget lines would take away almost all of their funding if congress didn't step in. It's absurd.

9297

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Of course Trump's base are okay with him lying to them.

I didn't vote for him, and am not his base.

[Astray]

https://i.imgur.com/qqZHUbQ.jpg

See you all in hell.

[Methais]

The TDS is real. I wonder what it's like to be this retarded every day.




https://i.imgur.com/hcH6oME.png
https://i.imgur.com/jd4HhAe.png
https://i.imgur.com/PGemmuH.png
https://i.imgur.com/Bf3xdHk.png

[Methais]

4 image limit is AIDS :(

https://i.imgur.com/mehLfVZ.png

[Taernath]

Murderer of Female Muslim Judge Reveals Himself in Facebook Comment Section (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?108102-Things-that-made-you-laugh-today-(Political-Version)&p=2095027#post2095027)

[Methais]

Murderer of Female Muslim Judge Reveals Himself in Facebook Comment Section (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?108102-Things-that-made-you-laugh-today-(Political-Version)&p=2095027#post2095027)

https://i.imgur.com/01pVKIT.gif

That's actually some retard I know irl who tards it up constantly and gets progressively more retarded each day.

He's like PK, but without the scumbag thief pathological liar part.

[Neveragain]

Regarding Ocasio-Cortez’s proposed Green New Deal, Trump Jr. told the crowd, “Think about the fact that every mainstream, leading Democratic contender is taking the advice of a freshman congresswoman who three weeks ago didn’t know the three branches of government...that’s pretty scary.” Trump Jr. was referring to a video in which Ocasio-Cortez explained the structure of the U.S. government incorrectly.


According to The Hill, the crowd erupted into chants of “AOC sucks! AOC sucks!”

Yes, Republicans are totally more civil than Democrats, that's why they can't get through a Trump rally without it turning into a 2 minutes of hate fest straight out of 1984. Trump bots are such insecure losers they can't get by without having a female Democrat to unleash their hatred on. It's straight up disturbing how much these people have in common with ISIS and other Islamic terrorist groups.

https://media.giphy.com/media/xYHscQ1Np55i8/giphy.gif

[Methais]

4 image limit is AIDS :(

https://i.imgur.com/mehLfVZ.png

BREAKING NEWS OMG!

https://i.imgur.com/MoLk3G2.png

:lol:

[Tgo01]

BREAKING NEWS OMG!

https://i.imgur.com/MoLk3G2.png

:lol:

"I'm not saying the California quake of 89 was caused by people, but if it were caused by people it would have been Trump supporters!"

[Methais]

"I'm not saying the California quake of 89 was caused by people, but if it were caused by people it would have been Trump supporters!"

Thanks Trump for ruining the '89 World Series!

[Tgo01]

I just noticed today that Wikipedia is absolute garbage.

I was looking up the Nation of Islam and came across the Wikipedia article on them. Look at how this shit is described in the first paragraph.


The Nation of Islam, abbreviated NOI, is an African American political and religious movement, founded in Detroit, Michigan, United States, by Wallace D. Fard Muhammad on July 4, 1930.[2] Its stated goals are to improve the spiritual, mental, social, and economic condition of African Americans in the United States and all of humanity.[3] Critics have described the organization as being black supremacist[4] and antisemitic.[5][6][7] The Southern Poverty Law Center tracks the NOI as a hate group.[8][9] Its official newspaper is The Final Call. In 2007, the core membership was estimated to be between 20,000 and 50,000

Oh it's just an African American political and religious movement! Their stated goals are to improve mental, social, and economic conditions of African Americans!

But those darn critics accuse them of being black supremacists and antisemitic!

So I'm thinking okay, maybe Wikipedia just doesn't want to factually state groups as being hate groups and instead rely on "their critics say...."

So I looked up the Proud Boys page. Look at this opening paragraph and tell me if you can spot the difference between how the two groups are described:


The Proud Boys is a far-right neo-fascist[8] organization that admits only men as members and promotes political violence.[2][9][10][11] It is based in the United States and has a presence in Canada, Australia, and the United Kingdom.[12][13] The group was started in 2016 by Vice Media co-founder and former commentator Gavin McInnes, taking its name from the song "Proud of Your Boy" from the Disney film Aladdin.[14][15] Proud Boys emerged as part of the alt-right, but in early 2017, McInnes began distancing himself from the alt-right, saying the alt-right's focus is race while his focus is what he defines as "Western values". This re-branding effort intensified after the Unite the Right Rally.[16][17]

[Methais]

I just noticed today that Wikipedia is absolute garbage.

I was looking up the Nation of Islam and came across the Wikipedia article on them. Look at how this shit is described in the first paragraph.



Oh it's just an African American political and religious movement! Their stated goals are to improve mental, social, and economic conditions of African Americans!

But those darn critics accuse them of being black supremacists and antisemitic!

So I'm thinking okay, maybe Wikipedia just doesn't want to factually state groups as being hate groups and instead rely on "their critics say...."

So I looked up the Proud Boys page. Look at this opening paragraph and tell me if you can spot the difference between how the two groups are described:

Wikipedia has always been garbage because pretty much anyone can edit it when in reality, I, along with the people of my choosing, should be the only ones who can edit it.

[Tgo01]

I just noticed today that Wikipedia is absolute garbage.

I was looking up the Nation of Islam and came across the Wikipedia article on them. Look at how this shit is described in the first paragraph.



Oh it's just an African American political and religious movement! Their stated goals are to improve mental, social, and economic conditions of African Americans!

But those darn critics accuse them of being black supremacists and antisemitic!

So I'm thinking okay, maybe Wikipedia just doesn't want to factually state groups as being hate groups and instead rely on "their critics say...."

So I looked up the Proud Boys page. Look at this opening paragraph and tell me if you can spot the difference between how the two groups are described:

Look at this garbage about the Black Hebrew Israelites:


Black Hebrew Israelites (also called Black Hebrews, African Hebrew Israelites, and Hebrew Israelites) are groups of Black Americans who believe that they are descendants of the ancient Israelites. Black Hebrews adhere in varying degrees to the religious beliefs and practices of both Christianity and Judaism. With the exception of a small number of individuals who have formally converted to Judaism, they are not recognized as Jews by the greater Jewish community. Many choose to identify themselves as Hebrew Israelites or Black Hebrews rather than Jews in order to indicate their claimed historic connections.[1][2][3][4]

Nothing at all about what a bunch of pieces of shit and hate mongers they are! In fact nothing bad about them is said at all on their Wikipedia page until the very last paragraph on their entire page which is under the headline: "Allegations of black supremacy and racism"

Holy shit.

[Androidpk]

How did I know tgo was a proud boy? :lol:

[Methais]

How did tgo know I was a gay boy? :lol:

You make it pretty obvious. How could he not know?

[~Rocktar~]

"I'm not saying the California quake of 89 was caused by people, but if it were caused by people it would have been Trump supporters!"

At least they don't live on an island like Guam where they have to worry about it rolling over because of too many people. :O

</sarcasm>

[Methais]

At least they don't live on an island like Guam where they have to worry about it rolling over because of too many people. :O

</sarcasm>

I don't believe your sarcasm. It's April 1, so your </sarcasm> means you were serious.

Confirmed Rocktar is Hank Johnson.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/55869277_2363603870524181_402919192799477760_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=99df8facc0dcd6d8e4cc305c515e7314&oe=5D406A07

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/56391629_10216040542020697_7867908262639697920_n.j pg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=475079e233ae6121abd43e168b4f9081&oe=5D470EF2

[Astray]

https://i.imgur.com/iTLN1ak.jpg

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/KpNRnfF.jpg

[Tgo01]

https://i.imgur.com/KpNRnfF.jpg

Hey he only has 7 accusers! Sanders says a man gets 7 freebies before they need to drop out of politics!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Hey he only has 7 accusers! Sanders says a man gets 7 freebies before they need to drop out of politics!

I don't believe any of them say he did anything more than make them uncomfortable. They want to destroy his presidential bid, not actually have to testify in court under oath he was anything more than really creepy. It's crazy these are the times we live in.

[Gelston]

Yeah, no one has said he sexually assaulted them or anything. Just that they didn't feel comfortable.

No one that I've seen anyways.

[Tgo01]

I don't believe any of them say he did anything more than make them uncomfortable. They want to destroy his presidential bid, not actually have to testify in court under oath he was anything more than really creepy. It's crazy these are the times we live in.

They wouldn't have to testify in court unless they wanted to.

What they are describing is definitely sexual harassment, even if they are going to lengths to not refer to it as such.

Can you imagine a scenario where a boss walks up to an employee from behind, sniffs her hair, then kisses the back of her head and this isn't called sexual harassment? Or if a Republican did this to literally any woman who then went on to complain about it?

[Gelston]

They wouldn't have to testify in court unless they wanted to.

What they are describing is definitely sexual harassment, even if they are going to lengths to not refer to it as such.

Can you imagine a scenario where a boss walks up to an employee from behind, sniffs her hair, then kisses the back of her head and this isn't called sexual harassment? Or if a Republican did this to literally any woman who then went on to complain about it?

Sure, it is sexual harassment if they claim it, but none of the are claiming sexual harassment.

EO- Do you feel you are being sexually harassed?
Person- No, I just don't feel comfortable
EO- Do you feel you are being sexually harassed?
Person- No, like I said, he just made me feel uncomfortable.
EO- :writes down that no sexual harassment took place:

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

What they are describing is definitely sexual harassment, even if they are going to lengths to not refer to it as such.

I disagree... unless they specifically called it sexual harassment, then I'd say yeah. Because it's subjective.


Can you imagine a scenario where a boss walks up to an employee from behind, sniffs her hair, then kisses the back of her head and this isn't called sexual harassment?

I think it's a very grey area, and in these instances being used as a weapon in a public forum to derail his bid. If touching someone, being near them, smelling them, is sexual harassment very likely every man in the world is guilty. It's trivializing real harassment and crimes.

[Astray]

I think if your boss comes up behind you, grabs your shoulders, sticks his nose in your hair and sniffs before kissing your head. That's sexual harassment. It's not subjective when there are rules in place specifically stating, do not do exactly what was described. It's not a grey area. There is no fine line.

I'm pretty sure there's some HR video that has that specific scenario in it.

[Tgo01]

Sure, it is sexual harassment if they claim it, but none of the are claiming sexual harassment.

EO- Do you feel you are being sexually harassed?
Person- No, I just don't feel comfortable
EO- Do you feel you are being sexually harassed?
Person- No, like I said, he just made me feel uncomfortable.
EO- :writes down that no sexual harassment took place:

Unwelcome touching is exactly what sexual harassment is. Unless they are saying they didn't mind the touching but it made them feel uncomfortable anyways?


I think it's a very grey area, and in these instances being used as a weapon in a public forum to derail his bid. If touching someone, being near them, smelling them, is sexual harassment very likely every man in the world is guilty. It's trivializing real harassment and crimes.

How often do you go up to women you hardly know or don't know at all and start sniffing their hair and kissing the back of their head? What else aren't you telling us, Suppa Hobbit Biden?

But I do agree I think this is being used a political weapon by people who want their Democrat candidate to win instead of Biden. Perhaps Biden is too center for Democrats these days? That's a scary thought.

[Tgo01]

I think if your boss comes up behind you, grabs your shoulders, sticks his nose in your hair and sniffs before kissing your head. That's sexual harassment. It's not subjective when there are rules in place specifically stating, do not do exactly what was described. It's not a grey area. There is no fine line.

I'm pretty sure there's some HR video that has that specific scenario in it.

Yeah I can't imagine this is acceptable behavior in any workplace, university, or any sort of professional setting. I'm not sure sexual harassment is a crime in the sense that you can get into legal trouble. To my knowledge it's just that you can get fired for and possibly sued for. But if we're applying workplace laws to a non-work setting then yeah I'm pretty sure Biden's behavior is sexual harassment. But of course it requires the person being harassed to complain about the harassment, because ultimately it is up to the person to decide if the touching or comments are welcomed or not. And since women are complaining then it looks like sexual harassment.

I would be shocked if any respectable workplace in the US heard a complaint from a woman about how a male boss/coworker was grabbing her shoulders, sniffing her hair, and kissing her and the company being like "So?" They might not fire him on the spot, even with proof, but they would for sure have a talk with him, tell him to knock the shit off, have him go through some sort of training program, and if he did it again he would be out of there. I don't think anyone would get away with 7 accusers against them.

I should add a caveat to the above paragraph: depending on how important the person is to the company they probably would turn a blind eye. Just look at all of the actors and news personalities that got away with shit much worse than this because they were making the company money. I'm talking about the peons at a company.

[Gelston]

Unwelcome touching is exactly what sexual harassment is. Unless they are saying they didn't mind the touching but it made them feel uncomfortable anyways?



How often do you go up to women you hardly know or don't know at all and start sniffing their hair and kissing the back of their head? What else aren't you telling us, Suppa Hobbit Biden?

But I do agree I think this is being used a political weapon by people who want their Democrat candidate to win instead of Biden. Perhaps Biden is too center for Democrats these days? That's a scary thought.

It isn't sexual harassment unless they say it is sexual harassment is what I'm saying. They have every ground to say it is, but they are pretty clearly saying it wasn't.

[Methais]

It isn't sexual harassment unless they say it is sexual harassment is what I'm saying. They have every ground to say it is, but they are pretty clearly saying it wasn't.

Remember when the left during Kavanaugh tried to tell some women that they were sexually assaulted but just didn't realize it though? I think this should apply here too, strictly for purposes of consistency.

[Gelston]

Remember when the left during Kavanaugh tried to tell some women that they were sexually assaulted but just didn't realize it though? I think this should apply here too, strictly for purposes of consistency.

They've said a lot of dumbass shit that they happily ignore when their people do the same or similar things.

[Tgo01]

How is this not the best time to be alive when the president of the United States posts this on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1113862077842640898

[Astray]

HOLY SHIT

[Gelston]

rofl

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

How is this not the best time to be alive when the president of the United States posts this on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1113862077842640898

Tiger blood and Winning combined into meme.

[Parkbandit]

How is this not the best time to be alive when the president of the United States posts this on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1113862077842640898

Holy shit that is fucking awesome

[Tgo01]

Honestly this is probably the highlight of politics in America. I don't even care now if Trump somehow doesn't get reelected. This should be in history books.

[audioserf]

i don't even like trump and I am never, ever going to stop laughing at that fuckin tweet

[audioserf]

That tweet is the scene from Jurassic Park 1 when the Trex Kool-Aid Man's into the visitor center and eats the raptors, lmao

[Wrathbringer]

:lol: that is hilarious

[audioserf]

can you be awarded a Pulitzer for tweets yet

[Tgo01]

can you be awarded a Pulitzer for tweets yet

If not Trump should be the one to make it happen. They should make a Nobel category for this too.

[Tgo01]

How is this not the best time to be alive when the president of the United States posts this on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1113862077842640898

I can still hear the sniffing. This truly is that glorious.

[Androidpk]

Unlike Trump Biden was never accused of rape.

[beldannon5]

Unlike Trump Biden was never accused of rape.

yet!

[Methais]

Unlike Trump Biden was never accused of rape.

Shut up loser men with jobs are talking.

[Tgo01]

I hate coffee but I'm almost willing to make an exception for Black Rifle Coffee.

https://twitter.com/blckriflecoffee/status/1114158003396202496

[Gelston]

I hate coffee but I'm almost willing to make an exception for Black Rifle Coffee.

https://twitter.com/blckriflecoffee/status/1114158003396202496

Meh, a lot of those companies annoy me. Buy from us because we have veterans and are right wing!!!

I kind of get annoyed that people use veteran-owned as a selling point.

[Methais]

Piers Morgan Trolls Trans Community by Coming Out as ‘Trans-Slender,’ Identifying as Skinny (https://pluralist.com/piers-morgan-transslender-identifies-skinny/)

If the trans community has a problem with this, especially the skinny ones, it's because they're bigots. And racist. And gaycist.

[Tgo01]

Meh, a lot of those companies annoy me. Buy from us because we have veterans and are right wing!!!

I kind of get annoyed that people use veteran-owned as a selling point.

You sexist.

[Methais]

Meh, a lot of those companies annoy me. Buy from us because we have veterans and are right wing!!!

I kind of get annoyed that people use veteran-owned as a selling point.

You're just mad it has BLACK in the name.

Racist.

They should have named it Black Rifle Covfefe for extra triggering.

African-American Assault Rifle Covfefe.

[Gelston]

You're just mad it has BLACK in the name.

Racist.

They should have named it Black Rifle Covfefe for extra triggering.

African-American Assault Rifle Covfefe.

I'm more annoyed that the quality of their coffee isn't their selling point, the fact that they are veteran owned and their political views are. I couldn't give a fuck less about that shit.

Also, Covfefe is excellent drink.

[audioserf]

Meh, a lot of those companies annoy me. Buy from us because we have veterans and are right wing!!!

I kind of get annoyed that people use veteran-owned as a selling point.

There are a LOT of companies out there running really solid grifts on this basis. "Buy our absolutely basic made in China products that all have names like HARDENED PATRIOT and FREEDOM EDITION" and they're making bank lol

[Gelston]

There are a LOT of companies out there running really solid grifts on this basis. "Buy our absolutely basic made in China products that all have names like HARDENED PATRIOT and FREEDOM EDITION" and they're making bank lol

I do tend to try and buy American, as evidenced by this shirt I bought in Rome.

I didn't notice until I got back home, the tag said Made in USA.

[Taernath]

You're just mad it has BLACK in the name.

Racist.

They should have named it Black Rifle Covfefe for extra triggering.

African-American Assault Rifle Covfefe.

Black Rifle Coffee is shitty regardless of its branding.

[Tgo01]

I'm more annoyed that the quality of their coffee isn't their selling point, the fact that they are veteran owned and their political views are. I couldn't give a fuck less about that shit.

Companies used to virtue signal by how many vets they hire and if their product was produced right here in the good ol' US of A.

Now companies virtue signal by how many people of color, LGBTQA, and midgets they hire.

I say it's about time we got back to basics!

[Methais]

NY Magazine Tells the World that Donald Trump Joe Biden Tweet was “Doctored” (https://www.louderwithcrowder.com/ny-magazine-tells-the-world-that-donald-trump-joe-biden-tweet-was-doctored/)

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/007/666/_57c8a1a431a592af806925e57258202f.jpg

It's amazing how retarded and butthurt the left is. I'm so glad that some of them entertain us here daily.

[Methais]

All coffee is shitty regardless of its branding unless you add non-coffee stuff to it to make it good.

Fixed, and this is correct.

[Taernath]

I can only drink purple unicorn swirly shart half caf venti lattes with a heart drawn in the cream.

Fixed.

[Methais]

Fixed.

I snort my coffee like a real man. Without even grinding up the beans.

[Taernath]

I snort my coffee like a real man. Without even grinding up the beans.

That's great, but have you heard of butt-chugging?

[drauz]

I snort my coffee like a real man. Without even grinding up the beans.

https://fsmedia.imgix.net/63/eb/10/6f/5b1b/473c/84d1/6b739d7521d6/guards-snort-coffee-in-the-fifth-season-of-orange-is-the-new-black.png?rect=0%2C127%2C1319%2C659&auto=format%2Ccompress&dpr=2&w=650

[Methais]

That's great, but have you heard of butt-chugging?

You're one of those supposicoffee people aren't you?

[Gelston]

Companies used to virtue signal by how many vets they hire and if their product was produced right here in the good ol' US of A.

Now companies virtue signal by how many people of color, LGBTQA, and midgets they hire.

I say it's about time we got back to basics!

There is no "used to", they still do.

[Methais]

There is no "used to", they still do.

How many virtue signal about how many veteran midgets they hire though?????????????

We need more midgets in the military imo. They could infiltrate all kinds of shit.

[RichardCranium]

I'm more annoyed that the quality of their coffee isn't their selling point, the fact that they are veteran owned and their political views are. I couldn't give a fuck less about that shit.

Also, Covfefe is excellent drink.

Any coffee that isn't Community can get fucked.

Dunkin Donuts will do in a pinch.

[Gelston]

How many virtue signal about how many veteran midgets they hire though?????????????

We need more midgets in the military imo. They could infiltrate all kinds of shit.

I think like 4'9" or some shit is the minimum height.

[Stumplicker]

I think like 4'9" or some shit is the minimum height.

That doesn't preclude two midgets in a trenchcoat.

[Methais]

I think like 4'9" or some shit is the minimum height.

https://i.imgur.com/P1PH1Cf.gif

[Ashlander]

How many virtue signal about how many veteran midgets they hire though?????????????

We need more midgets in the military imo. They could infiltrate all kinds of shit.

They don't need airplanes either just fire them out of a cannon.

[Gelston]

https://i.imgur.com/P1PH1Cf.gif

I was wrong. The minimum for men is 5 foot even.

[Methais]

I was wrong. The minimum for men is 5 foot even.

https://i.imgflip.com/2xver5.jpg

[Taernath]

I was wrong. The minimum for men is 5 foot even.

Height waivers were given out like candy after 9/11.

[Astray]

Height waivers were given out like candy after 9/11.

They are still being waived. Recruitment numbers have been abysmal.

[Gelston]

Height waivers were given out like candy after 9/11.

Lots of things were waivered after 9/11. They waivered non-violent felonies. Had one in my platoon.

The Marine Corps, at least, has gotten back to being very restrictive on recruiting standards. If you have a GED you need like 20 college hours to have a chance to enlist.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/56635034_2366924073525494_7167196722098077696_n.jp g?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=54b3ff6419642a3fd4972100c698cee9&oe=5D056640

[Fortybox]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/56635034_2366924073525494_7167196722098077696_n.jp g?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=54b3ff6419642a3fd4972100c698cee9&oe=5D056640

:lol:

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/56656089_345811096067477_2923378359129866240_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=104&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=0f5716a26d80020ceeda77594eaf2b21&oe=5D42A52E

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8PFZloo3dI

It's better if you read this first though :lol:

Stelter Watches Conservative Meme Trash Him in ‘Best Ever’ CNN Appearance (https://pluralist.com/brian-stelter-cnn-conservative-meme/?fbclid=IwAR2U8RgAhvzIK9YGJT7H5aB8TcI2RWZlvwUToN78 V7LE9f7BCk7m-FLqpA4)

[Tgo01]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8PFZloo3dI

It's better if you read this first though :lol:

Stelter Watches Conservative Meme Trash Him in ‘Best Ever’ CNN Appearance (https://pluralist.com/brian-stelter-cnn-conservative-meme/?fbclid=IwAR2U8RgAhvzIK9YGJT7H5aB8TcI2RWZlvwUToN78 V7LE9f7BCk7m-FLqpA4)

One of the best videos to ever grace the internet. Only slightly less funny than Biden rubbing Biden's shoulders. Which thankfully CNN, Washington Post, NYT, and others were there to tell me that was a fake video.

[Methais]

One of the best videos to ever grace the internet. Only slightly less funny than Biden rubbing Biden's shoulders. Which thankfully CNN, Washington Post, NYT, and others were there to tell me that was a fake video.

IT WAS FAKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

https://media.giphy.com/media/zBKC0tUgmpVJu/giphy.gif

[Tgo01]

https://i.redd.it/hv11d4goe2r21.jpg

[Parkbandit]

https://i.redd.it/hv11d4goe2r21.jpg

Like seriously.. what on Earth would make you grab someone's kid like that?!? Or is this a fake? It has to be fake.

[Tgo01]

Like seriously.. what on Earth would make you grab someone's kid like that?!? Or is this a fake? It has to be fake.

As far as I can tell it's a real picture. People are defending Biden saying that's the way to hold a baby sometimes. Which I suppose is true, but the mother is clearly holding the baby here, so why Biden thought it was a good idea to grab the child's crotch for the photo is really odd. I highly doubt the mother was like "Hey wouldn't it be cute if I held just one half of my baby and you grabbed him by the crotch to support his other half? Let's do that!"

I don't think this is anything sexual, Biden's choice of where to place his hand coupled with the baby's expression just makes it all the more hilarious.

[Methais]

As far as I can tell it's a real picture. People are defending Biden saying that's the way to hold a baby sometimes. Which I suppose is true, but the mother is clearly holding the baby here, so why Biden thought it was a good idea to grab the child's crotch for the photo is really odd. I highly doubt the mother was like "Hey wouldn't it be cute if I held just one half of my baby and you grabbed him by the crotch to support his other half? Let's do that!"

I don't think this is anything sexual, Biden's choice of where to place his hand coupled with the baby's expression just makes it all the more hilarious.

I don't think it's anything sexual either, and if he was smart he'd say that this just reinforces the "That's just Joe" thing and that worst case he's just oblivious instead of a huge creeper.

[~Rocktar~]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8PFZloo3dI

It's better if you read this first though :lol:

Stelter Watches Conservative Meme Trash Him in ‘Best Ever’ CNN Appearance (https://pluralist.com/brian-stelter-cnn-conservative-meme/?fbclid=IwAR2U8RgAhvzIK9YGJT7H5aB8TcI2RWZlvwUToN78 V7LE9f7BCk7m-FLqpA4)

Oh Gods! Too funny! This and the follow up videos are some of the best memes EVER! Brought me to tears of laughter, I love it.

[Wrathbringer]

I don't think it's anything sexual either, and if he was smart he'd say that this just reinforces the "That's just Joe" thing and that worst case he's just oblivious instead of a huge creeper.

the three pics at the bottom somehow make this hilarious.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Like seriously.. what on Earth would make you grab someone's kid like that?!? Or is this a fake? It has to be fake.

Trump was out grabbing women by their pussies... and unca Joe was grabbing kids by their junk?

PS, no one wants to see your kids at any function, go the fuck home you losers.

[Methais]

PS, no one wants to see your kids at any function, go the fuck home you losers.

This is correct. And also applies to Facebook.

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/56631949_2369078263310075_7173467146716971008_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=82cd69cca9ad05f5cc39332828db4b04&oe=5D05DDB8

[Parkbandit]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/56631949_2369078263310075_7173467146716971008_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=82cd69cca9ad05f5cc39332828db4b04&oe=5D05DDB8

Guys get periods now?

[Ashlander]

Guys get periods now?

I'm sure PK bleeds when T4F doesn't use lube.

[Some Rogue]

Guys get periods now?

Haven't you been on yours for 40 years now?

[Parkbandit]

Haven't you been on yours for 40 years now?

https://media.giphy.com/media/l1ugq8YdMlODfNr4k/giphy.gif

[Tgo01]

Bernie Sanders is FINALLY going to release 10 years of tax returns. Supposedly anyways. He didn't release them in 2016 and he's been dragging his feet this time around, but he says on April 15th or shortly afterwards.

What he has admitted to so far though is that he is in fact a millionaire. He sought to downplay the image of a socialist being just another old, rich, white, Democrat man by saying something along the lines of "I have that much wealth because I wrote a best selling book, if you wrote a best selling book you could be a millionaire too."

Well shit! Isn't that what capitalism is all about? Funny how he goes from "The Koch brothers are evil! No one needs that much money! Give it to the poor!" when he's talking about other rich people, but when talking about himself being rich it's "Well...I wrote a best selling book! If you work hard, put in the effort, and pinch your pennies like nobody's business then you could be rich too!"

[Gelston]

Bernie Sanders is FINALLY going to release 10 years of tax returns. Supposedly anyways. He didn't release them in 2016 and he's been dragging his feet this time around, but he says on April 15th or shortly afterwards.

What he has admitted to so far though is that he is in fact a millionaire. He sought to downplay the image of a socialist being just another old, rich, white, Democrat man by saying something along the lines of "I have that much wealth because I wrote a best selling book, if you wrote a best selling book you could be a millionaire too."

Well shit! Isn't that what capitalism is all about? Funny how he goes from "The Koch brothers are evil! No one needs that much money! Give it to the poor!" when he's talking about other rich people, but when talking about himself being rich it's "Well...I wrote a best selling book! If you work hard, put in the effort, and pinch your pennies like nobody's business then you could be rich too!"

All of them are doing it now.

[Androidpk]

Bernie Sanders is FINALLY going to release 10 years of tax returns. Supposedly anyways. He didn't release them in 2016 and he's been dragging his feet this time around, but he says on April 15th or shortly afterwards.

What he has admitted to so far though is that he is in fact a millionaire. He sought to downplay the image of a socialist being just another old, rich, white, Democrat man by saying something along the lines of "I have that much wealth because I wrote a best selling book, if you wrote a best selling book you could be a millionaire too."

Well shit! Isn't that what capitalism is all about? Funny how he goes from "The Koch brothers are evil! No one needs that much money! Give it to the poor!" when he's talking about other rich people, but when talking about himself being rich it's "Well...I wrote a best selling book! If you work hard, put in the effort, and pinch your pennies like nobody's business then you could be rich too!"

Let me know when Trump decides to release his tax returns. Hint, he won't, because it will prove how corrupt he is (and that he's not a billionaire.)

[Parkbandit]

Bernie Sanders is FINALLY going to release 10 years of tax returns. Supposedly anyways. He didn't release them in 2016 and he's been dragging his feet this time around, but he says on April 15th or shortly afterwards.

What he has admitted to so far though is that he is in fact a millionaire. He sought to downplay the image of a socialist being just another old, rich, white, Democrat man by saying something along the lines of "I have that much wealth because I wrote a best selling book, if you wrote a best selling book you could be a millionaire too."

Well shit! Isn't that what capitalism is all about? Funny how he goes from "The Koch brothers are evil! No one needs that much money! Give it to the poor!" when he's talking about other rich people, but when talking about himself being rich it's "Well...I wrote a best selling book! If you work hard, put in the effort, and pinch your pennies like nobody's business then you could be rich too!"

Honestly don't care. He's just being pressured into doing it to make really, really stupid people (Backlash & Androidpk) say "All the Democrats are abiding by the tradition, Trump should too!"

[Methais]

Let me know when Trump decides to release his tax returns. Hint, he won't, because it will prove how corrupt he is (and that he's not a billionaire.)

Let us know when you decide to get a job that doesn't involve time4dildo testing for couch rent. Hint, you won't, because you're a loser and a lazy bum who steals (and that hates masturbating women.)

[Tgo01]

Julian Assange has finally worn out his welcome at the Embassy of Ecuador and he was carried out by police.

Some Democrat lawmakers are very happy about this. Are they happy because he will finally be held accountable for all of the top secret information he released, possibly putting the lives of many Americans all over the world in danger?

No, of course not silly! They're happy because he will be held accountable for his supposed role in the Russian collusion nonsense!

ANYTHING to keep that story in the headlines.

[Methais]

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[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Julian Assange has finally worn out his welcome at the Embassy of Ecuador and he was carried out by police.

Some Democrat lawmakers are very happy about this. Are they happy because he will finally be held accountable for all of the top secret information he released, possibly putting the lives of many Americans all over the world in danger?

No, of course not silly! They're happy because he will be held accountable for his supposed role in the Russian collusion nonsense!

ANYTHING to keep that story in the headlines.

They dragged him out of there like the accused rapist and hacker he is. It is appropriate he grew the creepy beard just for this.

[Tgo01]

Avenatti isn't just being charged for crimes relating to him extorting Nike. The latest indictments show his crimes apparently go back several years, the earliest one I saw was in 2015 where he scammed a special needs paraplegic man out of his 4 million dollar settlement.

So all of those Democrat politicians and all of those far left news organizations didn't even do the slightest bit of a background check on this guy to make sure he wasn't a total sleazebag before booking him on their shows and doing photo ops with him as much as possible.

Apparently all they did was ask "You think orange man bad too?" and he replied "Yes, orange man bad", and that was good enough for them.

Again something that would have sank the career of any Republican or any right leaning news personality, or at the very least have been in the 24/7 news cycle for several weeks, is just swept under the rug like none of it ever happened.

Almost as if the Democrats and the media are in cahoots together to make sure only narratives that are beneficial to both of them get any airtime. Weird.