Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Wrathbringer]

Notice how you didn't deny it though.



Here's you doing exactly what Tgo said you did after you tried to deny it just now like a fucking idiot. Too late to go back and scrub it now...



Dickhead. Get a job.

You can't fix retarded.

[Androidpk]

50 years later Trump finally arrives in Vietnam.

[Methais]

You can't fix retarded.

It's a good thing we can laugh at it then.

That would make AndroidNPC the funniest person in the world. Just for all the wrong reasons. :lol:

[Tgo01]

A Democrat state lawmaker in Maryland apparently referred to a majority black district in the state as a n***** district. Even though she was removed from a leadership position on a committee she was on it seems most Democrats are ready to forgive her.

Why does it seem like Democrats keep getting away with basically a slap on the wrist when they are blatantly racist? Weird how that works.

[Alfster]

Damn. She said it in front of her black colleague to. Then tried justifying it by saying everyone's used that phrase before.

Vote her out if she doesn't resign.

[Tgo01]

Damn. She said it in front of her black colleague to. Then tried justifying it by saying everyone's used that phrase before.

Vote her out if she doesn't resign.

To be fair she didn't try to justify it by saying everyone has used that word, she was asked to comment on what she said and she claims she didn't remember saying it. Then she was asked if she had ever used that word and she said she was sure she has because everyone has used that word before.

Sounds like she's going for the "I don't recall saying that...but I'm sure I've used that word before" defense in case it comes out that there are more instances of her using that word before.

But yeah, she said it to one white colleague with at least 1 black colleague around who heard her say it. Not a good look.

[Tgo01]

Also my bad on not providing her name or a link to the story. (https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/md-politics/house-speaker-busch-strips-democratic-lawmaker-of-leadership-position-over-racial-slur-allegation/2019/02/26/9bf09726-39e6-11e9-a06c-3ec8ed509d15_story.html?utm_term=.638f57acbf11)

Maryland Del. Mary Ann Lisanti stripped of leadership post over use of racial slur


At an Annapolis cigar bar in late January, Lisanti told another white lawmaker that when he campaigned in Prince George’s on behalf of a candidate last fall he was door-knocking in a “n----- district,” said Del. Jay Walker (D-Prince George’s), who witnessed the comment.

[Tgo01]

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/ice-deporting-woman-caught-on-video-confronting-maga-hat-wearing-patron-at-mexican-restaurant

Illegal alien harasses a man in a Mexican restaurant because he's wearing a MAGA hat. Police arrest her and now she's being deported by ICE.

I love karma.

[Methais]

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/ice-deporting-woman-caught-on-video-confronting-maga-hat-wearing-patron-at-mexican-restaurant

Illegal alien harasses a man in a Mexican restaurant because he's wearing a MAGA hat. Police arrest her and now she's being deported by ICE.

I love karma.

https://pics.me.me/other-side-of-the-wall-for-you-6266755.png

https://media.giphy.com/media/wWue0rCDOphOE/giphy.gif

[Tgo01]

Noted racist piece of shit, Democrat Rep Rashida Talib, referred to a black woman as a "prop" and said just the mere fact that a white man would invite a black woman to the hearing is itself a racist act.


Just to make a note, Mr. Chairman, just because someone has a person of color, a black person working for them does not mean they aren’t racist,” Tlaib said. “It is insensitive — some would even say it’s the fact that someone would actually use a prop, a black woman, in this chamber, in this committee, is alone racist in itself.

She later went on to defend herself by stating she tells it like it is and if she wanted to call Mr. Meadows (the Republican Congressman she was referring to) a racist she would have but she didn't, she merely said what he did was racist. Oh yeah and she literally referred to a black woman as a prop.

I'm sure Back will be along any minute now to defend this clearly racist piece of shit simply because she has a D after her name.

[Alfster]

Her entire time was absolutely unnecessary

[Methais]

She's a stupid cunt, but I'd still rub one out on her jugs.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/HiytaPc.jpg

[Gelston]

Andrew Cuomo is begging Amazon to reconsider and come back to NY.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/28/cuomo-asked-bezos-to-bring-amazon-hq2-back-to-new-york.html

[Parkbandit]

Andrew Cuomo is begging Amazon to reconsider and come back to NY.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/28/cuomo-asked-bezos-to-bring-amazon-hq2-back-to-new-york.html

He’s going to make Ocasio’s Shit List!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RichardCranium]

Andrew Cuomo is begging Amazon to reconsider and come back to NY.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/28/cuomo-asked-bezos-to-bring-amazon-hq2-back-to-new-york.html

Too late. She's the boss now.

[Gelston]

Too late. She's the boss now.

She is a junior congressman that only won by 14k votes. The media is just retardsly about her.

[RichardCranium]

She is a junior congressman that only won by 14k votes. The media is just retardsly about her.

I don't know what to tell you. According to her she's in charge now and knows what's best. Maybe you're not the state. Maybe she is.

[Methais]

She is a junior congressman that only won by 14k votes. The media is just retardsly about her.

Sounds pretty sexist to me. Sexophobe.

[Solkern]

Found this a while ago and recently re-found it. Most of it’s true for me
Random Thoughts of the Day:

* More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that?s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

* Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

* Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

* I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

* There is a great need for sarcasm font.

* Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

* How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

* I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

* I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

* Was learning cursive really necessary?

* Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.

* Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

* How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

* I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

* While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

* MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

* Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

* Bad decisions make good stories

* Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be a problem....

* You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren?t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

* Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

* There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

* I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

* I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren?t watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

* While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA . No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don?t win, they are executed.

* I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

* I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

* I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

* Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

* Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

* It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

* I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

* Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

* Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I?d bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

* My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?

* I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

* I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

* The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There?s nothing like feeling fat before dinner

[Methais]

Found this a while ago and recently re-found it. Most of it’s true for me
Random Thoughts of the Day:

* More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that?s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

* Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

* Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

* I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

* There is a great need for sarcasm font.

* Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

* How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

* I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

* I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

* Was learning cursive really necessary?

* Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.

* Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

* How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

* I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

* While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

* MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

* Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

* Bad decisions make good stories

* Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be a problem....

* You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren?t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

* Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

* There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

* I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

* I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren?t watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

* While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA . No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don?t win, they are executed.

* I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

* I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

* I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

* Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

* Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

* It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

* I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

* Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

* Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I?d bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

* My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?

* I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

* I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

* The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There?s nothing like feeling fat before dinner

Welcome to 2009 Facebook, possibly even 2006 MySpace bulletins. Or 1997 email forwards. :lol:

[Taernath]

FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: I got a kick out of this!!!

[Methais]

FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: I got a kick out of this!!!

https://media1.tenor.com/images/2fab7dcd0ff8d6dba2547ca3a0322bbd/tenor.gif?itemid=4830834

[Roiken]

Was Itunes a thing in 97.... reported again

[Stumplicker]

Give him a break. Glasnost and Perestroika only recently let Yakov Smirnoff into the country. He's still catching up.

[Methais]

Was Itunes a thing in 97.... reported again

Yes.

I used to own a DeLorean, so I've been around a bit.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/uu0VTfu.jpg

Did anyone else know about this feature???????

[Stumplicker]

Did anyone else know about this feature???????

Sounds like a bug. Glocks have a pretty simple point and click interface.

[Roiken]

Never heard of a gun doing that before. neat.

[Methais]

Sounds like a bug. Glocks have a pretty simple point and click interface.

If you right click it will switch to burst fire mode too.

[Stumplicker]

If you right click it will switch to burst fire mode too.

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/34537922.jpg

[Astray]

I only trust a Glock brand Glock 19. The highest rated fully automatic, sentient pistol that doesn't go on a rampage.

[Tgo01]

So Cortez literally threatened her fellow Democrats in the House that if they don't stop voting the way she doesn't like she's going to make sure they don't get reelected. She added them to a list. One could call it an enemies list.

But let me guess, Back, this STILL isn't the actions of a crazy dictator in the making, right?

Let's run down the list again:

Threatens politicians who oppose her
Wants to dictate where people can live
Wants to dictate how much money people can make
Wants to take away guns
Wants to tear down your house
Toyed with the idea of telling you how many kids you can have
She's she the boss and the voters are poor people who shouldn't question her
Has threatened the media to the point where they are afraid to cross her now
Defends open bigots and anti-semites
Threatens private citizens to bring them before congress for criticizing her

Yup. A few more years of white guilt and the US will have their first dictator, voted in by Democrats no less.

[Taernath]

Scale of 1-10, how scared are you of her, Tgo?

[Tgo01]

Scale of 1-10, how scared are you of her, Tgo?

Right now? 0

If she keeps getting more popular and more crazy and yet still keeps getting reelected? Probably a 9.

I wonder if all of her threats against fellow Democrats is going to bite her on the ass and cost her her job instead of the other way around.

[Taernath]

Right now? 0

If she keeps getting more popular and more crazy and yet still keeps getting reelected? Probably a 9.

I wonder if all of her threats against fellow Democrats is going to bite her on the ass and cost her her job instead of the other way around.

She's burning a lot of bridges.

[Gelston]

She hasn't actually done anything other than talk yet. She'll be stonewalled by her own people.

[Tgo01]

She hasn't actually done anything other than talk yet. She'll be stonewalled by her own people.

Right now she's just a nobody "screaming from the cheap seats." It's if she manages to actually get voted into a more powerful position and is actually successful in creating a cult following in Congress that I'll be worried about her.

[Gelston]

Right now she's just a nobody "screaming from the cheap seats." It's if she manages to actually get voted into a more powerful position and is actually successful in creating a cult following in Congress that I'll be worried about her.

She'll never make it to the Senate. She'll never make it anywhere that is larger than her district. Honestly, they are probably looking at getting her out of there next election as is.

[Taernath]

Right now she's just a nobody "screaming from the cheap seats." It's if she manages to actually get voted into a more powerful position and is actually successful in creating a cult following in Congress that I'll be worried about her.

I doubt she will. The Amazon thing was an example. You can complain about gentrification and union-busting all you want, but people would much rather be employed than feel morally superior.

[Alfster]

She'll stay in office as long as she continues to get free exposure from the Republicans. Ignore her and she's gone

[Back]

So Cortez literally threatened her fellow Democrats in the House that if they don't stop voting the way she doesn't like she's going to make sure they don't get reelected. She added them to a list. One could call it an enemies list.

But let me guess, Back, this STILL isn't the actions of a crazy dictator in the making, right?

Let's run down the list again:

Threatens politicians who oppose her
Wants to dictate where people can live
Wants to dictate how much money people can make
Wants to take away guns
Wants to tear down your house
Toyed with the idea of telling you how many kids you can have
She's she the boss and the voters are poor people who shouldn't question her
Has threatened the media to the point where they are afraid to cross her now
Defends open bigots and anti-semites
Threatens private citizens to bring them before congress for criticizing her

Yup. A few more years of white guilt and the US will have their first dictator, voted in by Democrats no less.

Do you feel like she is just someone bent on ultimate power for the sake of having power? Or is she a front for some other nefarious person or group intent on the destruction of society, America, or the world? Or is it that she has some hypnotic power over the masses?

[Gelston]

Do you feel like she is just someone bent on ultimate power for the sake of having power? Or is she a front for some other nefarious person or group intent on the destruction of society, America, or the world? Or is it that she has some hypnotic power over the masses?

She is a retard that is letting media exposure go to her head. Her sort of rhetoric is probably helping Republicans more than Democrats though. So keep airing her stupidity.

[Alfster]

She is a retard that is letting media exposure go to her head. Her sort of rhetoric is probably helping Republicans more than Democrats though. So keep airing her stupidity.

Nah. Doubtful. The Republicans wouldn't be trying to run such a smear campaign if it was helping them

[Androidpk]

The Republican smear campaign makes them look pretty desperate for another Hillary Clinton to focus on.

[Gelston]

Nah. Doubtful. The Republicans wouldn't be trying to run such a smear campaign if it was helping them

What smear campaign? I just see her being retarded and people laughing at her.

[time4fun]

I doubt she will. The Amazon thing was an example. You can complain about gentrification and union-busting all you want, but people would much rather be employed than feel morally superior.

At this point in time, anyone who thinks that bringing in a big tech company to your town is a good thing hasn't been paying much attention.

There are two things everyone wants in their city that are also virtually guaranteed to destroy it: the Olympics and big tech companies.

[Alfster]

What smear campaign? I just see her being retarded and people laughing at her.

Considering there's three articles about AOC on Foxs front page right now...

[Taernath]

What smear campaign? I just see her being retarded and people laughing at her.

Fox is super fixated on her.

[Taernath]

At this point in time, anyone who thinks that bringing in a big tech company to your town is a good thing hasn't been paying much attention.

There are two things everyone wants in their city that are also virtually guaranteed to destroy it: the Olympics and big tech companies.

Like I said, that's an easy thing to say when you're not struggling to put food on the table.

[Alfster]

Wisconsin was fucked by foxxcon, not sure what the terms were for Amazon, but holy shit was this one of the worst contracts for the people.

[Gelston]

Fox is super fixated on her.

They are reporting fair and balanced news, good sir.

[Alfster]

Lol

[Tgo01]

At this point in time, anyone who thinks that bringing in a big tech company to your town is a good thing hasn't been paying much attention.

There are two things everyone wants in their city that are also virtually guaranteed to destroy it: the Olympics and big tech companies.

Aren't you always crying that you make so much money you wished the government would tax you more? How is it helping the government if fewer good paying jobs are heading into the state?

[Taernath]

They are reporting fair and balanced news, good sir.

Hannity and Carlson will be red faced and screaming about her tonight.

Where's your Johnson sig? It looked pretty funny on mobile.

[Gelston]

Hannity and Carlson will be red faced and screaming about her tonight.

Where's your Johnson sig? It looked pretty funny on mobile.

It was great, but I failed to realize it update your sig for every post you ever made and not just new ones.

[time4fun]

Like I said, that's an easy thing to say when you're not struggling to put food on the table.

It's adorable that you think Amazon HQ is going to be hiring local people who are struggling to put food on the table.

Most of those 25k roles would go to people who will move to NY for the job, and they're virtually all going to people who are super educated and already working in other tech companies, well paid consulting firms, high level corporate knowledge worker roles, etc.

By the time a secondary market of local jobs has had time to really pop up, inflation, skyrocketing rents, etc. will already be well on their way to pricing the locals out of the area.

I know what it means to struggle to put food on the table, and I'm also in this industry. I know all of the ways it manages to keep its wealth largely distributed among a privileged group of people who already have money and opportunities while leaving everyone else to deal with the consequences.

If you don't believe me, just ask SF, Seattle, Portland, and Austin.

[Tgo01]

It's adorable that you think Amazon HQ is going to be hiring local people who are struggling to put food on the table.

Most of those 25k roles would go to people who will move to NY for the job, and they're virtually all going to people who are super educated and already working in other tech companies, well paid consulting firms, high level corporate knowledge worker roles, etc.

By the time a secondary market of local jobs has had time to really pop up, inflation, skyrocketing rents, etc. will already be well on their way to pricing the locals out of the area.

I know what it means to struggle to put food on the table, and I'm also in this industry. I know all of the ways it manages to keep its wealth largely distributed among a privileged group of people who already have money and opportunities while leaving everyone else to deal with the consequences.

You really think an operation that size isn't going to have a sizeable number of positions such as janitorial, maintenance, security, cooks, IT, etc? Or do you think they are really going to hire people from around the country for those positions too?

Not to mention even the jobs that are going to be hired from out of state, aren't they going to be paying sales taxes, property taxes, income taxes, etc taxes INSIDE the state of NY that can then be used to fund various local government programs?

Who would have thought that one of the few people on the PC to defend AOC's insane ramblings would be time4fun?

[Androidpk]

How many people can afford to live in San Francisco by having a janitorial job?

[Tgo01]

How many people can afford to live in San Francisco by having a janitorial job?

Good point, must be why the streets of San Fransisco are literally covered in human shit.

[Taernath]

You really think an operation that size isn't going to have a sizeable number of positions such as janitorial, maintenance, security, cooks, IT, etc? Or do you think they are really going to hire people from around the country for those positions too?

Not to mention even the jobs that are going to be hired from out of state, aren't they going to be paying sales taxes, property taxes, income taxes, etc taxes INSIDE the state of NY that can then be used to fund various local government programs?

Who would have thought that one of the few people on the PC to defend AOC's insane ramblings would be time4fun?

Yeah support staff are absolutely going to be sourced locally. I don't know why she went on a tangent about consultants and corporate.


How many people can afford to live in San Francisco by having a janitorial job?

Never heard of a commute? I *know* you've heard of roommates.

[time4fun]

Yeah support staff are absolutely going to be sourced locally. I don't know why she went on a tangent about consultants and corporate.



Never heard of a commute?

"Support staff"-LOL I'm support staff. Support staff at tech companies =/= unskilled or even low paying jobs. There will be some custodial staff hired I'm sure. But "support staff" means: Sales, Marketing, HR, Training, etc. PS They're not going to be hiring that local out-of-work former sales rep for the local encyclopedia company for those roles.

And you thinking my comment about consultants and high level corporate positions as the hiring funnel is a tangent just goes to show that you have no idea what you're talking about.

[Tgo01]

I *know* you've heard of roommates.

http://memecrunch.com/meme/1R7QP/shots-fired/image.jpg

[Wrathbringer]

"Support staff"-LOL I'm support staff. Support staff at tech companies =/= unskilled or even low paying jobs. There will be some custodial staff hired I'm sure. But "support staff" means: Sales, Marketing, HR, Training, etc. PS They're not going to be hiring that local out-of-work former sales rep for the local encyclopedia company for those roles.

And you thinking my comment about consultants and high level corporate positions as the hiring funnel is a tangent just goes to show that you have no idea what you're talking about.

Your rep, given you by the jury of your peers, shows that you have no idea what you're talking about.

[Androidpk]

roommates is shots fired? put down the crack pipe, dude

[Wrathbringer]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/1R7QP/shots-fired/image.jpg

:lol: niiiiice

[Tgo01]

"Support staff"-LOL I'm support staff. Support staff at tech companies =/= unskilled or even low paying jobs. There will be some custodial staff hired I'm sure. But "support staff" means: Sales, Marketing, HR, Training, etc. PS They're not going to be hiring that local out-of-work former sales rep for the local encyclopedia company for those roles.

"I work at a big time fancy tech company and support staff at big fancy tech companies doesn't mean janitorial staff like it does at other places!!!! We make sure they are put in their place so we refer to them as 'those who clean up our shit!' Support staff at big tech companies refers to sales, marketing, HR, training, and etc! GET A PHD IN ANTHROPOLOGY ALREADY!!

[Taernath]

"Support staff"-LOL I'm support staff. Support staff at tech companies =/= unskilled or even low paying jobs. There will be some custodial staff hired I'm sure. But "support staff" means: Sales, Marketing, HR, Training, etc. PS They're not going to be hiring that local out-of-work former sales rep for the local encyclopedia company for those roles.

And you thinking my comment about consultants and high level corporate positions as the hiring funnel is a tangent just goes to show that you have no idea what you're talking about.

Look I'm not a doctor of feminist paramilitary anthropology that works at Google and makes enough to afford a Blizzard server. If you call your consultants and sales guys "support staff" then fine, in the real world it's the caterers, maintenance, janitorial, receptionists, and security guys. Maybe IT, depending. Just because you don't see them in your fantasy world doesn't mean they're not there.

/edit was this a way of saying you're actually a receptionist or something???

[time4fun]

Look I'm not a doctor of feminist paramilitary anthropology that works at Google and makes enough to afford a Blizzard server. If you call your consultants and sales guys "support staff" then fine, in the real world it's the caterers, maintenance, janitorial, receptionists, and security guys. Maybe IT, depending. Just because you don't see them from your fantasy throne doesn't mean they're not there.

/edit was this a way of saying you're actually a receptionist or something???


Yeah, you're right. You don't have any relevant background or knowledge on this subject apparently.

But good job playing distract/deflect like a 10 year-old. Maybe no one will notice that you're wrong that way.

[Taernath]

Yeah, you're right. You don't have any relevant background or knowledge on this subject apparently.

But good job playing distract/deflect like a 10 year-old. Maybe no one will notice that you're wrong that way.

As a reminder, ad hominem is one of the classic logical fallacies for a reason.
...
If he's really such a liar, then it shouldn't be hard to poke holes in his testimony, right?


lol

Run along now, honey.

[Tgo01]

Yeah, you're right. You don't have any relevant background or knowledge on this subject apparently.

But good job playing distract/deflect like a 10 year-old. Maybe no one will notice that you're wrong that way.

Holy projection, Batman! You're the one quibbling over the use of the term "support staff", which to most people is indeed jobs like janitors and security and shit.

However you want to refer them to as the point still stands; an operation the size of an Amazon Headquarters IS going to hire a lot of people for those positions, many of which require no or little education and skills, and almost all of them will be sourced from the local population. They sure as shit aren't going to hire someone from California and expect them to move to NY to clean toilets.

[Alfster]

"I work at a big time fancy tech company and support staff at big fancy tech companies doesn't mean janitorial staff like it does at other places!!!! We make sure they are put in their place so we refer to them as 'those who clean up our shit!' Support staff at big tech companies refers to sales, marketing, HR, training, and etc! GET A PHD IN ANTHROPOLOGY ALREADY!!

We outsource all of our cleaning jobs. I know I've been at work too long when the meth heads show up

[Parkbandit]

"Support staff"-LOL I'm support staff. Support staff at tech companies =/= unskilled or even low paying jobs. There will be some custodial staff hired I'm sure. But "support staff" means: Sales, Marketing, HR, Training, etc. PS They're not going to be hiring that local out-of-work former sales rep for the local encyclopedia company for those roles.

And you thinking my comment about consultants and high level corporate positions as the hiring funnel is a tangent just goes to show that you have no idea what you're talking about.

.



In the field of psychology (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychology), the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_bias) in which people of low ability have illusory superiority (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority) and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognition) as greater than it is. The cognitive bias of illusory superiority comes from the inability of low-ability people to recognize their lack of ability. Without the self-awareness (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-awareness) of metacognition (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metacognition), low-ability people cannot objectively evaluate their competence or incompetence

[Tgo01]

We outsource all of our cleaning jobs. I know I've been at work too long when the meth heads show up

Kentucky?

[Tgo01]

Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human (https://babylonbee.com/news/grizzly-bear-shatters-pro-wrestling-records-after-identifying-as-a-human)


STAMFORD, CT—The pro wrestling world was rocked last week when a new challenger arrived on the WWE circuit weighing in at 890 pounds, possessing 10-inch claws, and the strength to crush bones into gelatin. “He calls himself ‘the Grizzly’ and he is unlike any other wrestler anyone in the WWE has ever come up against,” said wrestler Seth Rollins from his hospital bed after a brief run-in with the massive opponent. What makes the Grizzly so unique? He is a trans-grizzly bear; the man recently decided to identify as human after being born an Alaskan grizzly bear. Along with his new identity, he has embraced his dream of becoming a champion human pro wrestler.

“The Grizzly has stated that his preferred pronouns are he/him/human and so we are going to respect that,” said A.J. Styles, wincing in pain as doctors attempted to realign his spine — another victim of the Grizzly’s punishment.

The Grizzly has torn apart his competition, sometimes literally. There are few remaining wrestlers left who are even willing to attempt a match against him. “He’ll be our star wrestler by, oh I’d say around seven thirty tonight when he gets the championship belt,” said WWE owner Vince McMahon.

“It’s really inspiring to see someone embrace their true self and find victory, not only in the sport they love, but over their own issues with identity,” said wrestler Randy Orton just before going in to have both of his shattered legs amputated. “Good on him."

[Taernath]

That's a dumb joke, but Kuma is OP


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gOky4EetlI

[Alfster]

Kentucky?

Thankfully no. Rural Wisconsin

[Methais]

T
At this point in time, anyone who thinks that bringing in a big tech company to your town is a good thing hasn't been paying much attention.

There are two things everyone wants in their city that are also virtually guaranteed to destroy it: the Olympics and big tech companies.

So you admit that you’re part of the problem while screaming for other people to fix it.

This is one of many reasons why you’re cancer.

[Neveragain]

We outsource all of our cleaning jobs. I know I've been at work too long when the meth heads show up

There's so much truth to this.

[Gelston]

We outsource all of our cleaning jobs. I know I've been at work too long when the meth heads show up

Which is a good thing. Employment helps to get people off that sort of thing, otherwise they'd be unemployed and on the streets.

[Methais]

Which is a good thing. Employment helps to get people off that sort of thing, otherwise they'd be unemployed and on the streets.

Except for the ones who spend their paychecks on meth.

[Gelston]

Except for the ones who spend their paychecks on meth.

Some do, but a lot of homeless people get addicted to drugs because being homeless is so fucking boring. Once they have a job, a home, etc, it helps them stay clean when they get clean.

[Ashlander]

Some do, but a lot of homeless people get addicted to drugs because being homeless is so fucking boring. Once they have a job, a home, etc, it helps them stay clean when they get clean.

Plus you can make meth in your home.

[Neveragain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRqMqUR_Yic

The end is priceless.

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRqMqUR_Yic

The end is priceless.

I lol'd for real. :lol:

[Tgo01]

A school in the UK had to stop their LGBT lessons after Muslim parents objected and withdrew their kids from the school. The LGBT lessons were a way to combat "homophobia" but Muslim parents saw it as indoctrination.

It's pretty amazing isn't it? Conservatives and Christians raise similar arguments about this type of shit and they are mocked as homophobic and threatened with physical violence.

Muslims raise the exact same concerns and the school backs down.

Silly homosexuals, don't you realize you rank WAY lower on the victim scale than Muslims?

[Methais]

In b4 UK school suicide bombing. Because guns are illegal.

[Gelston]

In b4 UK school suicide bombing. Because guns are illegal.

The British police also confiscate knives. Kitchen knives.

You can also be arrested for things you say on the internet.

[Taernath]

More like acid attacks.

[Methais]

The British police also confiscate knives. Kitchen knives.

You can also be arrested for things you say on the internet.

How do people eat steak?

[Parkbandit]

How do people eat steak?

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/ronmeat.gif

[Methais]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/ronmeat.gif

Sorry, I meant how do they eat steak when they decide to eat steak the wrong way.

[Parkbandit]

Sorry, I meant how do they eat steak when they decide to eat steak the wrong way.

9278

Not sure how this is going to come out...

[drauz]

https://youtu.be/sI8IPxl5ZEI

[drauz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/552464297377398785/unknown.png

[Methais]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/552464297377398785/unknown.png

https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JJzAiFBakUXxP2g/giphy.gif

[Astray]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbTXqrS9l5E

Not bias, you guys. Not even a tiny bit.

[Parkbandit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbTXqrS9l5E

Not bias, you guys. Not even a tiny bit.

I can see both sides of this argument.. and if Twitter is banning people who target individuals for harassment.. I’m fine with that. But Joe is right.. it’s an ideological rule that they are using to ban people, not a biological or scientific rule.

[Tgo01]

But Joe is right.. it’s an ideological rule that they are using to ban people, not a biological or scientific rule.

That's the thing. They are essentially agreeing with one side of the argument and saying if you engage in the other side of the argument then you can be banned for it, and using the excuse that they are just "protecting" people from the meanie heads. Strangely enough these one sided rules always tend to be against Conservatives.

[LaVerdad]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbTXqrS9l5E

Not bias, you guys. Not even a tiny bit.

I responded to a post from Tlaib with "Motherfucker" on twitter and got banned for one post. I deleted twitter after that, problem solved.

[Parkbandit]

That's the thing. They are essentially agreeing with one side of the argument and saying if you engage in the other side of the argument then you can be banned for it, and using the excuse that they are just "protecting" people from the meanie heads. Strangely enough these one sided rules always tend to be against Conservatives.

Honestly though, what difference in your life does calling Caitlyn Jenner a she when speaking with her? We all knows she’s biologically a male, but what are you accomplishing if you call her a man?

Twitter is in a no win situation and if they are enforcing the rules on everyone in the same manner.. I don’t have a problem with it.

:shrug:

[Parkbandit]

I responded to a post from Tlaib with "Motherfucker" on twitter and got banned for one post. I deleted twitter after that, problem solved.

Wait.. a troll got banned for trolling?

I’m shocked.

[LaVerdad]

Wait.. a troll got banned for trolling?

I’m shocked.

I know right? I once got banned from a group on facebook which was basically people posting nasty pictures of their skin problems and asking for home remedies to address it. I just said "it's herpies" every time and apparently that's not PC or something.

[Parkbandit]

I know right? I once got banned from a group on facebook which was basically people posting nasty pictures of their skin problems and asking for home remedies to address it. I just said "it's herpies" every time and apparently that's not PC or something.

At least it’s good to know this isn’t the only place you troll so hardcore.

[Tgo01]

Honestly though, what difference in your life does calling Caitlyn Jenner a she when speaking with her? We all knows she’s biologically a male, but what are you accomplishing if you call her a man?

Twitter is in a no win situation and if they are enforcing the rules on everyone in the same manner.. I don’t have a problem with it.

:shrug:

No difference in my life calling her a she, but Twitter also bans people for simply saying they don't think transgender women should compete in women's sports or that use the women's bathroom. It's their private business and they can do what they want but they claim they are champions of free speech and yet routinely ban people for having the wrong opinion on a political issue.

In that podcast the woman from Twitter also admitted that Twitter adopted a policy of banning people for telling reporters "learn to code", claiming that the phrase was a coded message for death threats.

And yet Twitter turned a blind eye when verified accounts were literally calling for the deaths of students who go to Covington Catholic High. I would have no problem if they just admitted they had a bias, but they keep pretending they don't, probably because they know the government would get involved fast if they admitted it.

[Parkbandit]

No difference in my life calling her a she, but Twitter also bans people for simply saying they don't think transgender women should compete in women's sports or that use the women's bathroom. It's their private business and they can do what they want but they claim they are champions of free speech and yet routinely ban people for having the wrong opinion on a political issue.

The lady on the podcast said this wasn’t the case, as long as it’s not targeted towards an individual... but I’m sure they are very selective in their methods of actually policing their policy.


In that podcast the woman from Twitter also admitted that Twitter adopted a policy of banning people for telling reporters "learn to code", claiming that the phrase was a coded message for death threats.

That’s a stupid rule, if you didn’t have a problem with people telling coal miners that when they lost their jobs, then you shouldn’t have a problem with people telling reporters that when their job was also cut.

People who write aren’t some special protected group of people.

[Methais]

I responded to a post from Tlaib with "Motherfucker" on twitter and got banned for one post. I deleted twitter after that, problem solved.

When are you going to delete the PC?

[LaVerdad]

When are you going to delete the PC?

When I run for Governor of Virginia.

Edit to add: Or get cast on Empire.

[Astray]

I responded to a post from Tlaib with "Motherfucker" on twitter and got banned for one post. I deleted twitter after that, problem solved.

Weird flex but okay.

[Parkbandit]

Weird flex but okay.

He's like Androidpk.. he thinks it gives him some sort of weird "street cred" to be banned from things.

[Astray]

I can see both sides of this argument.. and if Twitter is banning people who target individuals for harassment.. I’m fine with that.

The process is extremely selective.

[Tgo01]

The lady on the podcast said this wasn’t the case, as long as it’s not targeted towards an individual... but I’m sure they are very selective in their methods of actually policing their policy.

But that's the thing though, she said if the person feels like they are being attacked then the person "attacking" them can be banned, even if all they're saying is men shouldn't use the women's bathroom.

She's very sneaky in the way she phrases things in that podcast. She's a lawyer so you know.

[Tgo01]

So Ilahn Omar is in hot water, AGAIN, for making anti-semitic comments, AGAIN. This time she openly accused Jews of having loyalty to Israel over the US, yet another anti-semitic trope that Jews not living in Israel aren't really loyal to their home country, but rather are just agents of the nefarious, shekel counting country of Israel.

And Pelosi's defense of Omar is even more laugh worthy. Pelosi said Omar's comments weren't "intentionally anti-semitic." Yes, that's right. Omar just keeps "accidentally" saying anti-semitic shit.

Like actual anti-semitic shit that has a documented and lengthy history of showing why the comments are anti-semitic, not using a $ in some random Jewish billionaire's name.

[Methais]

So Ilahn Omar is in hot water, AGAIN, for making anti-semitic comments, AGAIN. This time she openly accused Jews of having loyalty to Israel over the US, yet another anti-semitic trope that Jews not living in Israel aren't really loyal to their home country, but rather are just agents of the nefarious, shekel counting country of Israel.

And Pelosi's defense of Omar is even more laugh worthy. Pelosi said Omar's comments weren't "intentionally anti-semitic." Yes, that's right. Omar just keeps "accidentally" saying anti-semitic shit.

Like actual anti-semitic shit that has a documented and lengthy history of showing why the comments are anti-semitic, not using a $ in some random Jewish billionaire's name.

https://i.imgur.com/eOw2NyX.png

[Androidpk]

Cohen suing Trump over his legal bills. Talk about some serious schadenfreude

[LaVerdad]

Cohen suing Trump over his legal bills. Talk about some serious schadenfreude

Trump should fight it, lose intentionally, then sue Congress over his legal bills stating precedence from Cohen suing him over his bills defending himself to Congress.

[Tgo01]

Schakowsky, a Democrat, defended Omar today. Her defense of Omar? "Ilhan Omar is a refugee from Somalia. She comes from a different culture.

Oh. Well. There you go! Refugees from Somalia get a pass!

I wonder if the same lame excuse would hold for refugees from Australia or Germany?

[Tgo01]

David Duke is now defending Omar.

Going by the Democrats' own standard this means Omar must publicly denounce David Duke and everything he says and stands for. Oh yeah and even if she does it doesn't matter because once David Duke defends you it means you are forever a racist, bigoted, anti-semite.

I'm sure the media will be holding Omar's feet to the flames for this any day now. Any...day...now...

[Parkbandit]

David Duke is now defending Omar.

Going by the Democrats' own standard this means Omar must publicly denounce David Duke and everything he says and stands for. Oh yeah and even if she does it doesn't matter because once David Duke defends you it means you are forever a racist, bigoted, anti-semite.

I'm sure the media will be holding Omar's feet to the flames for this any day now. Any...day...now...

Jew hating has been in style since 2008.

[~Rocktar~]

Cohen suing Trump over his legal bills. Talk about some serious schadenfreude

Yeah, remember when Stormy Daniels sued Trump, now her supporters are paying is legal bills. Pretty sure this case will hold as much water as a rotten burlap sack. Watch though, he will play the media or someone will on his behalf and there will likely be a go fund me or something.

[LaVerdad]

The most oil rich country in the America's has no power. Maduro blames Marco Rubio.

Little Marco Rubio! HAHAHA

[Tgo01]

The media is FINALLY talking about the economy!

"Why now?" you may be asking. Good question! Because only 20,000 jobs were added in February and there are now fears of the economy slowing. So they pretty much ignored all of the great news regarding the economy since Trump took office, except to mention here or there that Obama deserves most of the credit, but the second the economy shows even just a small sign of slowing down they are jumping all over that shit like a fat kid on an ice cream sundae.

[Parkbandit]

The media is FINALLY talking about the economy!

"Why now?" you may be asking. Good question! Because only 20,000 jobs were added in February and there are now fears of the economy slowing. So they pretty much ignored all of the great news regarding the economy since Trump took office, except to mention here or there that Obama deserves most of the credit, but the second the economy shows even just a small sign of slowing down they are jumping all over that shit like a fat kid on an ice cream sundae.

So THIS is where the Trump Economy starts and the Obama Economy ends.

And the ignorant sheep will believe it because TDS is real.

[Tgo01]

So THIS is where the Trump Economy starts and the Obama Economy ends.

And the ignorant sheep will believe it because TDS is real.

Oh for sure. I fully expect Androidpk or time4fun, or both, will start talking about what a failure Trump's economy is within the next few days. Then if the economy does just fine for the next month and the jobs report is good for March they'll suddenly go quiet.

[Parkbandit]

Oh for sure. I fully expect Androidpk or time4fun, or both, will start talking about what a failure Trump's economy is within the next few days. Then if the economy does just fine for the next month and the jobs report is good for March they'll suddenly go quiet.

If time4fun says it, Androidpk will say it.

It's part of the whole couch for rent thing they have going...

[Wrathbringer]

If time4fun says it, Androidpk will say it.

It's part of the whole couch for rent thing they have going...

This is correct.

[Methais]

Oh for sure. I fully expect Androidpk or time4fun, or both, will start talking about what a failure Trump's economy is within the next few days. Then if the economy does just fine for the next month and the jobs report is good for March they'll suddenly go quiet.

Or they'll go back to giving Obama credit and act like that's been their stance the entire time, and PK will probably scrub his posts. time4fun won't, but she'll get called out on it in some other conversation like 6 months later, she'll deny it, she'll get proven to be full of shit again, and then she'll disappear for X amount of time to go get a new PhD.

[LaVerdad]

Omar is now going after Obama's policies of children in cages and droning countries to death.

https://nypost.com/2019/03/08/ilhan-omar-obamas-a-pretty-face-who-got-away-with-murder/

[Parkbandit]

Omar is now going after Obama's policies of children in cages and droning countries to death.

https://nypost.com/2019/03/08/ilhan-omar-obamas-a-pretty-face-who-got-away-with-murder/

She's not wrong.

[LaVerdad]

She's not wrong.

I don't disagree, but I still find it funny she's attacking the darling of the dem party so shortly after all her other faux pas.

[Tgo01]

Pelosi's defense of Omar is even funnier than Schakowsky's.

Pelosi: "I don't think our colleague is anti-semitic. I think she has a different experience in the use of words, doesn't understand that some of them are fraught with meaning that she didn't realize."

Just like an old white liberal, treating a black person like they are a child.

[Neveragain]

Pelosi's defense of Omar is even funnier than Schakowsky's.

Pelosi: "I don't think our colleague is anti-semitic. I think she has a different experience in the use of words, doesn't understand that some of them are fraught with meaning that she didn't realize."

Just like an old white liberal, treating a black person like they are a child.

"I don't think our colleague is anti-semitic, she just came from a culture that is anti-semitic."

There's a difference, you know.

[Gelston]

They keep saying her statements are unintentionally anti-Semitic or she doesn't mean to say what she is saying. Seems to me she is just so anti-semitic she can't control it.

[Tgo01]

Seems to me she is just so anti-semitic she can't control it.

That's what it is but they can't come out and say one of the first Muslims elected to Congress is an anti-semite, not as long as they are a Democrat anyways.

Just a couple of months ago Democrats proposed a bill that specifically named Steve King in saying the House is against all forms of racism. When it came time to call out anti-semitism because Ilhan Omar kept making anti-semitic comments the Democrats strangely forgot to mention Ilhan Omar by name. I'm sure that was just an oversight though.

[Methais]

"I don't think our colleague is anti-semitic, she just came from a culture that is anti-semitic."

There's a difference, you know.

"I don't think he's a rapist, he just came from a rape culture where being charged with rape requires at least 4 male witnesses who aren't related to the victim to testify."

[Parkbandit]

They keep saying her statements are unintentionally anti-Semitic or she doesn't mean to say what she is saying. Seems to me she is just so anti-semitic she can't control it.

And her collegues will continue to downplay her obvious anti-semitic rants... and the Jewish people of this country will continue to vote these people into office...

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/48HwkzX.jpg

I didn’t know Backlash worked for Slate.

[Gelston]

https://i.imgur.com/48HwkzX.jpg

I didn’t know Backlash worked for Slate.

I'm thinking this is all just one big massive troll now.

[Taernath]

It's like you guys don't keep up with weird Amazon kindle romances.

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1416080621l/23566249.jpg

[~Rocktar~]

And her collegues will continue to downplay her obvious anti-semitic rants... and the Jewish people of this country will continue to vote these people into office...

This is correct. Sad, stupid and filled with self loathing yet still correct.

[~Rocktar~]

It's like you guys don't keep up with weird Amazon kindle romances.

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1416080621l/23566249.jpg

You are right, I have never felt compelled to go looking for weird, bestiality themed, gay, torn bodice romances on Amazon kindle. I guess that since you can publish pretty much anything you want on Amazon for a fee, this kind of thing had to happen. One has to wonder what makes a person look for such?

[Wrathbringer]

You are right, I have never felt compelled to go looking for weird, bestiality themed, gay, torn bodice romances on Amazon kindle. I guess that since you can publish pretty much anything you want on Amazon for a fee, this kind of thing had to happen. One has to wonder what makes a person look for such?

That's the thing, you don't have to go looking for it. Search for anything and within a few rows from the top you'll start getting into nothing but these. It's terrible.

[~Rocktar~]

That's the thing, you don't have to go looking for it. Search for anything and within a few rows from the top you'll start getting into nothing but these. It's terrible.

:hammer:

[Methais]

It's like you guys don't keep up with weird Amazon kindle romances.

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1416080621l/23566249.jpg

I just ordered this on Amazon. Can't wait to read it.

https://i.imgur.com/uUTGO3y.png

@Wrathbringer it has nothing but 5 star reviews. Well done.

[Wrathbringer]

I just ordered this on Amazon. Can't wait to read it.

https://i.imgur.com/uUTGO3y.png

@Wrathbringer it has nothing but 5 star reviews. Well done.

Thanks. I just wanted to make people believe in the American shart again.

[Methais]

Thanks. I just wanted to make people believe in the American shart again.

Thanks to you, the American shart has been made great again. And you are to be commended. :clap:

#MSGA

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/53347554_119362412540423_1153435680911654912_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=106&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=c3350bad209cad2c8bda2207f0eb734e&oe=5D2328F8

[Methais]

Alyssa Milano Says She’s a Trans, Lesbian, Disabled Person of Color (http://libertyhangout.org/2019/03/alyssa-milano-says-shes-a-trans-lesbian-disabled-person-of-color/)

https://i.imgur.com/LZa71Cz.png (http://libertyhangout.org/2019/03/alyssa-milano-says-shes-a-trans-lesbian-disabled-person-of-color)

This sounds very familiar. Where have I heard this before?

Oh wait!


I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.

I would have never guessed in a million years that Alyssa Milano was Backlash, but now that the cat is out of the bag, a lot of things suddenly make sense.

[Parkbandit]

DNC picked Milwaukee, Wisconsin as their National Convention site in 2020.

I guess that's one way to force your nominee to visit the state at least once before the election.

[Parkbandit]

Also, I got this green rep today.. and I know someone is pretending to be Androidpk.. because he can't give green rep.


Rep is so meaningless that I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU GREEN REP -AndroidPSharts

So someone should self-report themselves to Kranar before I get to the bottom of this.

[Parkbandit]

Oh, oh... Androidpk is going to have some decisions to make...

Benjamin Netanyahu Is Considering Legalizing Weed to Court Voters

Read more at: https://www.bloombergquint.com/onweb/netanyahu-dangles-weed-for-tokers-as-pro-pot-party-polls-high#gs.0kiof1
Copyright [emoji2398] BloombergQuint

[Methais]

Oh, oh... Androidpk is going to have some decisions to make...

Benjamin Netanyahu Is Considering Legalizing Weed to Court Voters

Read more at: https://www.bloombergquint.com/onweb/netanyahu-dangles-weed-for-tokers-as-pro-pot-party-polls-high#gs.0kiof1
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https://i.imgflip.com/2vuvfm.jpg

[Androidpk]

Oh, oh... Androidpk is going to have some decisions to make...

Benjamin Netanyahu Is Considering Legalizing Weed to Court Voters

Read more at: https://www.bloombergquint.com/onweb/netanyahu-dangles-weed-for-tokers-as-pro-pot-party-polls-high#gs.0kiof1
Copyright [emoji2398] BloombergQuint

uh.. no

[Parkbandit]

https://i.imgflip.com/2vuvfm.jpg

Lol

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Alyssa Milano Says She’s a Trans, Lesbian, Disabled Person of Color (http://libertyhangout.org/2019/03/alyssa-milano-says-shes-a-trans-lesbian-disabled-person-of-color/)

https://i.imgur.com/LZa71Cz.png (http://libertyhangout.org/2019/03/alyssa-milano-says-shes-a-trans-lesbian-disabled-person-of-color)

This sounds very familiar. Where have I heard this before?

Oh wait!



I would have never guessed in a million years that Alyssa Milano was Backlash, but now that the cat is out of the bag, a lot of things suddenly make sense.

I remember when she had great titties and did some dracula movie. The only time I every liked her in anything. Now she's some pampered Californian preaching to the rest of America.

[Tgo01]

Alyssa Milano Says She’s a Trans, Lesbian, Disabled Person of Color (http://libertyhangout.org/2019/03/alyssa-milano-says-shes-a-trans-lesbian-disabled-person-of-color/)

https://i.imgur.com/LZa71Cz.png (http://libertyhangout.org/2019/03/alyssa-milano-says-shes-a-trans-lesbian-disabled-person-of-color)

This sounds very familiar. Where have I heard this before?

Oh wait!



I would have never guessed in a million years that Alyssa Milano was Backlash, but now that the cat is out of the bag, a lot of things suddenly make sense.

It's funny because she is now receiving backlash (see what I did there?) for this tweet. How dare she, a cis-gender, rich white person claim to be trans, lesbian, disabled, or a person of color.

I wonder if this is the same reason Back changed that in his sig. When will people learn it's never worth it seek the favor of the far left? Their standards are changing so fast it's almost impossible to keep up with their latest outrage and the second you say the wrong thing they will attack you mercilessly.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/bWB7ujQ.jpg

The colored pencil sharpener also looks like a deformed revolver chamber, implying that the coloreds have guns and are retarded.

https://media.giphy.com/media/82DaAxknIvBovGGPj5/giphy.gif

[Androidpk]

Sen. Mitt Romney (https://thehill.com/people/willard-mitt-romney) (R-Utah) said on Thursday that he will oppose President Trump (https://thehill.com/people/donald-trump)'s emergency declaration to build the U.S.-Mexico border wall.

"I will today vote for the resolution of disapproval. This is a vote for the constitution and for the balance of powers that is at its core," Romney said in a statement.

Romney is the sixth Republican senator to say he will vote for the resolution of disapproval, which is getting a vote (https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/433980-senate-to-rebuke-trump-on-wall) in the Senate later Thursday.

In addition to Romney, Sens. Susan Collins (https://thehill.com/people/susan-collins) (R-Maine), Lisa Murkowski (https://thehill.com/people/lisa-murkowski) (R-Alaska), Thom Tillis (https://thehill.com/people/sen-thom-tillis) (R-N.C.), Mike Lee (https://thehill.com/people/mike-lee) (R-Utah) and Rand Paul (https://thehill.com/people/rand-paul) (R-Ky.) had already announced they would support the resolution.

Shortly after Romney made his announcement, Sen. Lamar Alexander (https://thehill.com/people/lamar-alexander) (R-Tenn.) became the seventh Republican (https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/434033-gop-sen-lamar-alexander-to-vote-against-trump-on-emergency-declaration) to say they will vote to block Trump's resolution

[Alfster]

Everyone knows it won't be veto proofed and will be vetoed.

[Methais]

Sen. Mitt Romney (https://thehill.com/people/willard-mitt-romney) (R-Utah) said on Thursday that he will oppose President Trump (https://thehill.com/people/donald-trump)'s emergency declaration to build the U.S.-Mexico border wall.

"I will today vote for the resolution of disapproval. This is a vote for the constitution and for the balance of powers that is at its core," Romney said in a statement.

Romney is the sixth Republican senator to say he will vote for the resolution of disapproval, which is getting a vote (https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/433980-senate-to-rebuke-trump-on-wall) in the Senate later Thursday.

In addition to Romney, Sens. Susan Collins (https://thehill.com/people/susan-collins) (R-Maine), Lisa Murkowski (https://thehill.com/people/lisa-murkowski) (R-Alaska), Thom Tillis (https://thehill.com/people/sen-thom-tillis) (R-N.C.), Mike Lee (https://thehill.com/people/mike-lee) (R-Utah) and Rand Paul (https://thehill.com/people/rand-paul) (R-Ky.) had already announced they would support the resolution.

Shortly after Romney made his announcement, Sen. Lamar Alexander (https://thehill.com/people/lamar-alexander) (R-Tenn.) became the seventh Republican (https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/434033-gop-sen-lamar-alexander-to-vote-against-trump-on-emergency-declaration) to say they will vote to block Trump's resolution

No one cares except you and your wrecked butthole.

[Parkbandit]

Everyone knows it won't be veto proofed and will be vetoed.

I’m glad that there is a bill that forces politicians to vote whether or not a President has that type of power. It’s not veto proof, so gives the President some time to get the wall started.. and also has a record of these politicians vote for future lols.

[Tgo01]

NY increased the minimum wage to 15 dollars an hour which is affecting NYC first. Some companies, especially restaurants, can't afford to increase their worker's salaries by that much so they are letting some people go. Now NYC is discussing making it illegal for companies to fire someone unless they have just cause. If someone is fired they can either go through arbitration or sue their former employer, adding even more costs to the employer even if they win.

So first they say you have to increase everyone's wages, when companies are like "Okay...but we'll have to let some people go if we want to stay in business" they then say "No you can't fire someone for no reason!"

It's like NY is begging businesses to stay out of their state.

Oh wait, that's exactly what happened with Amazon.

[Methais]

NY increased the minimum wage to 15 dollars an hour which is affecting NYC first. Some companies, especially restaurants, can't afford to increase their worker's salaries by that much so they are letting some people go. Now NYC is discussing making it illegal for companies to fire someone unless they have just cause. If someone is fired they can either go through arbitration or sue their former employer, adding even more costs to the employer even if they win.

So first they say you have to increase everyone's wages, when companies are like "Okay...but we'll have to let some people go if we want to stay in business" they then say "No you can't fire someone for no reason!"

It's like NY is begging businesses to stay out of their state.

Oh wait, that's exactly what happened with Amazon.

What they'll probably do instead is cut those people down to like 1 hour a week or something. They're not fired, so no lawsuit.

[Stumplicker]

Where exactly in NYC do you think can't afford to pay its employees $15 an hour? Even if you're commuting from outside the city, a two bedroom apartment in Jersey costs about $1500 a month and it costs $32 every day (plus parking) to take the train into the city. And you can't live near NYC in Jersey anymore because places like Jersey City are now spillover from Manhattan. It's just as expensive to live there as it is to live in the city. We pay $6500 a month for a tiny warehouse in Long Island City (about the size of a small McDonalds if you took out the ovens and such), and that's the CHEAP part of NYC. Link to the street view at the bottom.

And NJ now also has a minimum $15 an hour wage. Upstate New York is one thing, but NYC was largely paying people $15 an hour anyway, if only that little.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/43-11+36th+St,+Long+Island+City,+NY+11101/@40.7458606,-73.9286038,3a,75y,281.23h,88.75t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1svueLVHzrfyrzjT9MGPrQAg!2e0!7i1 6384!8i8192!4m5!3m4!1s0x89c25ed643e37bab:0xbf02097 0303e340d!8m2!3d40.7458611!4d-73.9282298

[Methais]

Where exactly in NYC do you think can't afford to pay its employees $15 an hour? Even if you're commuting from outside the city, a two bedroom apartment in Jersey costs about $1500 a month and it costs $32 every day (plus parking) to take the train into the city. And you can't live near NYC in Jersey anymore because places like Jersey City are now spillover from Manhattan. It's just as expensive to live there as it is to live in the city. We pay $6500 a month for a tiny warehouse in Long Island City (about the size of a small McDonalds if you took out the ovens and such), and that's the CHEAP part of NYC.

And NJ now also has a minimum $15 an hour wage. Upstate New York is one thing, but NYC was largely paying people $15 an hour anyway, if only that little.

Make minimum wage $1,000,000 an hour and everyone will be rich!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Where exactly in NYC do you think can't afford to pay its employees $15 an hour? Even if you're commuting from outside the city, a two bedroom apartment in Jersey costs about $1500 a month and it costs $32 every day (plus parking) to take the train into the city. And you can't live near NYC in Jersey anymore because places like Jersey City are now spillover from Manhattan. It's just as expensive to live there as it is to live in the city. We pay $6500 a month for a tiny warehouse in Long Island City (about the size of a small McDonalds if you took out the ovens and such), and that's the CHEAP part of NYC.

And NJ now also has a minimum $15 an hour wage. Upstate New York is one thing, but NYC was largely paying people $15 an hour anyway, if only that little.

Well, this is what happens when you put a bunch of soyboy and uneducated liberal idiots who are out of touch which the reality of life in charge of things. Maybe they can have a night of rage where they all scream at the sky about how affordable it is to live in the cesspool they created? Then lets talk about how everyone isn't paying their "fair share", propose a tax on the rich and large companies, drive THEM out of NY and then we can all live on the streets in our own feces together... AMIRITE?

LA, SF, NYC, DC, Minneapolis... all just idiots living in their own bubble of ignorance.

[Stumplicker]

Make minimum wage $1,000,000 an hour and everyone will be rich!

I'm not saying just give everybody tons of money as a baseline. What I'm saying is, if you were working in NYC, you were almost certainly already making $15 an hour unless you were at some sketchy under the table business in Chinatown or going-out-of-business off-brand electronics store, and even then, you're probably getting room and board and your boss is a member of your family.

[Tgo01]

I'm not saying just give everybody tons of money as a baseline. What I'm saying is, if you were working in NYC, you were almost certainly already making $15 an hour unless you were at some sketchy under the table business in Chinatown or going-out-of-business off-brand electronics store, and even then, you're probably getting room and board and your boss is a member of your family.

Why do you assume all businesses in NYC were already paying their employees 15 dollars an hour prior to this minimum wage hike? Are these businesses just lying about the people they are laying off now or what?

[Stumplicker]

Why do you assume all businesses in NYC were already paying their employees 15 dollars an hour prior to this minimum wage hike? Are these businesses just lying about the people they are laying off now or what?

I don't know if they're lying. What are the stats you're pulling from and who's reporting them?

What I'm saying is that I've lived and worked in that area all my life, from the bottom to the top(well, middle), and even working on a farm at the age of 12 in Jersey, where it's cheaper, I made close to $15 an hour. You can't afford to rent a cardboard box in Hoboken on less than $15 an hour and work in NYC. Half your paycheck would get wiped out just commuting back and forth.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm not sure this is political, but it makes me laugh.

The rich are paying to get their kids into USC, because someone sold them a load of shit it's a good school. LMAO. Now they have bonds greater than some of the worst pieces of shits in DC.

The Hollywood elite are literally so far out of touch with reality, they will spend half a million dollars to give the APPEARANCE their children are in college. These are the "leaders" of the liberal movements.

One of these criminals children had to get off the USC board members billionaires yacht while her mom was being charged.

Meanwhile, Jussie Smollett pleaded not guilty today.

Again, you are welcome, Virginia. Two blackface white dudes and a rapist can't stay in the news with all this bullshit going on.

[Methais]

I'm not sure this is political, but it makes me laugh.

The rich are paying to get their kids into USC, because someone sold them a load of shit it's a good school. LMAO. Now they have bonds greater than some of the worst pieces of shits in DC.

The Hollywood elite are literally so far out of touch with reality, they will spend half a million dollars to give the APPEARANCE their children are in college. These are the "leaders" of the liberal movements.

One of these criminals children had to get off the USC board members billionaires yacht while her mom was being charged.

Meanwhile, Jussie Smollett pleaded not guilty today.

Again, you are welcome, Virginia. Two blackface white dudes and a rapist can't stay in the news with all this bullshit going on.

https://cdn.dopl3r.com/memes_files/dj-aunt-becky-is-going-to-jail-UGInG.jpg

Felicity Huffman got the Roger Stone treatment, except the FBI forgot to call CNN first.

Felicity Huffman awoke to FBI agents with guns drawn at her L.A. home in college cheating raid (https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-felicity-huffman-college-cheating-arrest-20190312-story.html)

[Parkbandit]

I don't know if they're lying. What are the stats you're pulling from and who's reporting them?

What I'm saying is that I've lived and worked in that area all my life, from the bottom to the top(well, middle), and even working on a farm at the age of 12 in Jersey, where it's cheaper, I made close to $15 an hour. You can't afford to rent a cardboard box in Hoboken on less than $15 an hour and work in NYC. Half your paycheck would get wiped out just commuting back and forth.

Most restaurants pay under the minimum because they are a tipped position.

Stop being retarded just to fill some void.

[Tgo01]

Sen. Mitt Romney (https://thehill.com/people/willard-mitt-romney) (R-Utah) said on Thursday that he will oppose President Trump (https://thehill.com/people/donald-trump)'s emergency declaration to build the U.S.-Mexico border wall.

"I will today vote for the resolution of disapproval. This is a vote for the constitution and for the balance of powers that is at its core," Romney said in a statement.

Romney is the sixth Republican senator to say he will vote for the resolution of disapproval, which is getting a vote (https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/433980-senate-to-rebuke-trump-on-wall) in the Senate later Thursday.

In addition to Romney, Sens. Susan Collins (https://thehill.com/people/susan-collins) (R-Maine), Lisa Murkowski (https://thehill.com/people/lisa-murkowski) (R-Alaska), Thom Tillis (https://thehill.com/people/sen-thom-tillis) (R-N.C.), Mike Lee (https://thehill.com/people/mike-lee) (R-Utah) and Rand Paul (https://thehill.com/people/rand-paul) (R-Ky.) had already announced they would support the resolution.

Shortly after Romney made his announcement, Sen. Lamar Alexander (https://thehill.com/people/lamar-alexander) (R-Tenn.) became the seventh Republican (https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/434033-gop-sen-lamar-alexander-to-vote-against-trump-on-emergency-declaration) to say they will vote to block Trump's resolution

Tillis flipped, he will be backing Trump now.

Still enough senators to pass it but not nearly enough to survive a veto.

[Gelston]

Tillis flipped, he will be backing Trump now.

Still enough senators to pass it but not nearly enough to survive a veto.

I'm pretty sure Cicero is those Republican Senators right there.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQQ3NNxwQQ

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/53830239_840180212986556_6764192128168886272_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=104&_nc_eui2=AeFYQEyxBT5NyhjsPE25YsiJ6L5YAYgIZescLsd8d Vk2oShRsdAhKBc_AwsTZDffIYWQWH_PiHc0Cd29GFz2EkTgvTo 6DWzXtCngKUhj4fLSCg&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=2aed868d9d34a5d333dcab10b176616f&oe=5D23C52B

[Ashlander]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/53830239_840180212986556_6764192128168886272_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=104&_nc_eui2=AeFYQEyxBT5NyhjsPE25YsiJ6L5YAYgIZescLsd8d Vk2oShRsdAhKBc_AwsTZDffIYWQWH_PiHc0Cd29GFz2EkTgvTo 6DWzXtCngKUhj4fLSCg&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=2aed868d9d34a5d333dcab10b176616f&oe=5D23C52B

Eh at least Obama won his senate race.

[Gelston]

Eh at least Obama won his senate race.

He would have too if it weren't for those pesky.. . um.. Adults in Texas I guess.

[Parkbandit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ZzHwu7hjc

Already... promises broken...

[Methais]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/53830239_840180212986556_6764192128168886272_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=104&_nc_eui2=AeFYQEyxBT5NyhjsPE25YsiJ6L5YAYgIZescLsd8d Vk2oShRsdAhKBc_AwsTZDffIYWQWH_PiHc0Cd29GFz2EkTgvTo 6DWzXtCngKUhj4fLSCg&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=2aed868d9d34a5d333dcab10b176616f&oe=5D23C52B

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Beto_O%27Rourke%2C_Official_portrait%2C_113th_Cong ress.jpg/220px-Beto_O%27Rourke%2C_Official_portrait%2C_113th_Cong ress.jpg

https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/White_53e37b_364939.jpg

[Androidpk]

Beto was a member of the cDc :lol:

[Parkbandit]

Beto was a member of the cDc :lol:

Androidpk is a member of the TdTdT

[Some Rogue]

PB is a member of AARP

[Parkbandit]

PB is a member of AARP

Joke's on you! I DIDN'T JOIN WHEN I GOT THE APPLICATION!

IN YOUR FACE!

[Wrathbringer]

Beto is a retard :lol:

Yep

[Methais]

PB is a member of AARP

Some Rogue is a member of NAMBLA

[Methais]

Joke's on you! I DIDN'T JOIN WHEN I GOT THE APPLICATION!

IN YOUR FACE!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSepA6OnScM

[Some Rogue]

Some Rogue is a member of NAMBLA

Methais is a member The Lemon Party.

https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/products/111244701/views/1,width=650,height=650,appearanceId=39,version=154 3820067/if-you-dont-get-the-joke-then-browse-at-your-own-risk-type-it-into-wikipedia-first-if-youre-curious.jpg

[Stumplicker]

Eh at least Obama won his senate race.

We're not allowed to talk about Obama anymore since he was outed as a racist. He's related to Jefferson Davis, you know. JEFFERSON DAVIS!

[Methais]

Methais is a member The Lemon Party.

https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/products/111244701/views/1,width=650,height=650,appearanceId=39,version=154 3820067/if-you-dont-get-the-joke-then-browse-at-your-own-risk-type-it-into-wikipedia-first-if-youre-curious.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/epug4CH.png

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Obama is the biggest racist of all. True story. Once he was shopping and someone looked at him.

[Astray]

This (https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/03/15/westboro-baptist-church-protest-drowned-out-by-metalheads-with-kazoos/?fbclid=IwAR237klI5Sc8yZSdVJXzTDklxUlfxp4DBRZX2iQV FPjZGrBemcMobzsFYXE) happened and it's great.

[Methais]

Androidpk is a member of the TdTdT

The what?

[Parkbandit]

The what?

Androidpk is a founding member of the TdTdT.

Time4fun
Dildo
Test
Dummy
Team

[Methais]

Androidpk is a founding member of the TdTdT.

Time4fun
Dildo
Test
Dummy
Team

:lol:

[Tgo01]

How did I miss this excuse from Ralph Northam back when this scandal first hit?

Northam insists he's not in racist photo because he's left-handed while men in photo are right-handed (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/northam-says-hes-not-in-racist-picture-because-hes-left-handed-while-men-in-kkk-blackface-are-right-handed)

Yes that's right. Northam insisted he can't be either person in the photo because they are holding drinks in their right hands and he's left handed. Never mind the fact that on his own Twitter page he has tweets of him holding a beer in his right hand and even of him signing a bill with his right hand. Even if we didn't have evidence that his excuse is pure bullshit, he really wants us to believe that it is literally impossible for a left handed person to hold a beer in their right hand?

Honestly I think him trying to insult our intelligence is worse than him being in that photo.

[Parkbandit]

How did I miss this excuse from Ralph Northam back when this scandal first hit?

Northam insists he's not in racist photo because he's left-handed while men in photo are right-handed (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/northam-says-hes-not-in-racist-picture-because-hes-left-handed-while-men-in-kkk-blackface-are-right-handed)

Yes that's right. Northam insisted he can't be either person in the photo because they are holding drinks in their right hands and he's left handed. Never mind the fact that on his own Twitter page he has tweets of him holding a beer in his right hand and even of him signing a bill with his right hand. Even if we didn't have evidence that his excuse is pure bullshit, he really wants us to believe that it is literally impossible for a left handed person to hold a beer in their right hand?

Honestly I think him trying to insult our intelligence is worse than him being in that photo.

And he's still in office. The Democrats really, really stood by their principles there.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Obama is the biggest racist of all. True story. Once he was shopping and someone looked at him.

forgot I posted a this. So true.

[Back]

forgot I posted a this. So true.

Sleep it off, bro.

[Tgo01]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_ribbon#United_States


In the United States, the orange ribbon has become a support color for the following:

TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)

If you know anyone suffering from TDS please wear an orange ribbon to show your support for finding a cure.

[Parkbandit]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_ribbon#United_States

If you know anyone suffering from TDS please wear an orange ribbon to show your support for finding a cure.

Oh shit, that's awesome.

[Tgo01]

Supposedly this is a video of Venezuela's military doing some exercises and was released to scare US marines in case the US decided they wanted to invade. (https://www.military.com/video/venezuelan-army-attempts-scare-us-marines-video?fbclid=IwAR2_ISRbXHBB7czPFQjF5kNM_0IqPhVotTJ ox5B3XvUVr2p-TP0k0iHNuI4)

To everyone who served in combat, be honest, on a scale of 1-10 just how scared are you now?

[Methais]

Supposedly this is a video of Venezuela's military doing some exercises and was released to scare US marines in case the US decided they wanted to invade. (https://www.military.com/video/venezuelan-army-attempts-scare-us-marines-video?fbclid=IwAR2_ISRbXHBB7czPFQjF5kNM_0IqPhVotTJ ox5B3XvUVr2p-TP0k0iHNuI4)

To everyone who served in combat, be honest, on a scale of 1-10 just how scared are you now?

Confirmed Venezuela is racist and hates black people.

https://i.imgur.com/EdSIspN.png

EDIT: Did they really add machine gun sound effects at 1:28? :lol:

[Taernath]

[x] shocked
[x] awed

[~Rocktar~]

Supposedly this is a video of Venezuela's military doing some exercises and was released to scare US marines in case the US decided they wanted to invade. (https://www.military.com/video/venezuelan-army-attempts-scare-us-marines-video?fbclid=IwAR2_ISRbXHBB7czPFQjF5kNM_0IqPhVotTJ ox5B3XvUVr2p-TP0k0iHNuI4)

To everyone who served in combat, be honest, on a scale of 1-10 just how scared are you now?

It it ain't raining, it ain't training. I have seen scout troops that were scarier, keep in mind this was before the collapse of the boy scouts and the molestation charges and so on. Hell, these guys aren't training as hard as a high school football team in the south, who do they think they are fooling?

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/54278936_2353174941567074_8128567620220747776_n.jp g?_nc_cat=111&_nc_eui2=AeH-YrhfqDLI3Q1cZhzXBEzAWiydBAa-0ZgXEaEG759ImFW61CgiQ4FESpYNIXWn_CLN8OxaL12ZLK81NT lrhHGuSMb28oqzZHAQt3YjA_yTCQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=11d85003c2cc9fa5133abd9703558d79&oe=5D225D89

[Methais]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/54278936_2353174941567074_8128567620220747776_n.jp g?_nc_cat=111&_nc_eui2=AeH-YrhfqDLI3Q1cZhzXBEzAWiydBAa-0ZgXEaEG759ImFW61CgiQ4FESpYNIXWn_CLN8OxaL12ZLK81NT lrhHGuSMb28oqzZHAQt3YjA_yTCQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=11d85003c2cc9fa5133abd9703558d79&oe=5D225D89

Those pulled up tube sock tan lines though. :lol:

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/0MRvub2.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/0MRvub2.gif (https://i.imgur.com/0MRvub2.mp4)

[~Rocktar~]

https://i.imgur.com/0MRvub2.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/0MRvub2.gif (https://i.imgur.com/0MRvub2.mp4)

Now that is just damn funny!

[Neveragain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8vgj4aCpeQ

I actually think this is a mistake by Trump. He should have replied "Yes, I think that's a great idea. We should add 2 more SCJ's tomorrow since the Democrats want this."

[~Rocktar~]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8vgj4aCpeQ

I actually think this is a mistake by Trump. He should have replied "Yes, I think that's a great idea. We should add 2 more SCJ's tomorrow since the Democrats want this."

Hmmmm, maybe push the number to the max and make sure they are all strong, young, real conservatives.

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/54515284_10211781401005344_8633683558373785600_n.j pg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=d0dad2ff15931cd146532f13eba7dc24&oe=5D08F9B2

The democrats would try to nominate him for President if he was a naturally born US Citizen.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/54515284_10211781401005344_8633683558373785600_n.j pg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=d0dad2ff15931cd146532f13eba7dc24&oe=5D08F9B2

The democrats would try to nominate him for President if he was a naturally born US Citizen.

Do muslims thrown them off roofs too? I'm too lazy to do the math.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/54462289_2355417418009493_1625089365652799488_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=76d8f5da0617f0c86c1b7b17723fe658&oe=5D4BA89E

[Astray]

Remember that creepy porn lawyer? (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6813999/The-estranged-wife-Michael-Avenatti-says-owes-2M-spousal-child-support.htm)

[Tgo01]

Remember that creepy porn lawyer? (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6813999/The-estranged-wife-Michael-Avenatti-says-owes-2M-spousal-child-support.htm)

Sure doesn't sound like Avenatti cares about women.

[Parkbandit]

Sure doesn't sound like Avenatti cares about women.

He should still run for the Democratic nomination.

[Astray]

Sure doesn't sound like Avenatti cares about women.

Oh and he's being investigated.

[Methais]

Sure doesn't sound like Avenatti cares about women.

Did you just assume that he assumed his wife's gender?

ARE YOU ASSUMING HIS WIFE'S GENDER?!?!?!?!

What a fucking bigot. Reported.

[Tgo01]

The riots going on in France have me laughing today for two reasons.

1) The fact that they are STILL going on.
2) The fact they only ever happen on the weekend. This means the people want to fight a revolution but can only do it on the weekends because they have to get back to their job bagging groceries Monday through Friday.

[Astray]

The riots going on in France have me laughing today for two reasons.

1) The fact that they are STILL going on.
2) The fact they only ever happen on the weekend. This means the people want to fight a revolution but can only do it on the weekends because they have to get back to their job bagging groceries Monday through Friday.

The French government is using an anti-terror group as riot control.

[Tgo01]

The French government is using an anti-terror group as riot control.

Yeah shit is getting pretty crazy now. I read that Macron has authorized the military to shoot protesters if needed, not sure if that was a real thing though.

[Astray]

Yeah shit is getting pretty crazy now. I read that Macron has authorized the military to shoot protesters if needed, not sure if that was a real thing though.


“They will have different means for action faced with all types of threats,” he continued. “That can go as far as opening fire.”

I get it, I really do. A group is going through your cities and burning their way through. That shouldn't be tolerated but they have legitimate grievances. Instead of attempting to meet those grievances and figuring the best political situation, we're at this stage. It never should have gone this far.

[Tgo01]

I get it, I really do. A group is going through your cities and burning their way through. That shouldn't be tolerated but they have legitimate grievances. Instead of attempting to meet those grievances and figuring the best political situation, we're at this stage. It never should have gone this far.

Yeah haven't they been rioting for like 6 months now? I understand you want to put an end to riots but this reminds me of the Occupy Wall Street (and every other city) bullshit. You ignore the problem for too long and let the crazies take over then it just makes it that much more difficult to put an end to it.

Also unlike the OWS group whose demands were just completely outrageous and no one single person or group could have gave into their demands even if they wanted to, the shit complaints going on in France were almost entirely of his doing. He just figured he could keep taxing the shit out of the middle class and they would continue to put up with it.

[Methais]

Man on Dating Site Sends Woman Photo to Prove He’s a Feminist and Is Viciously Mocked (https://pluralist.com/male-feminist-dating-app-photo/?fbclid=IwAR2hjneyPVAtviDzpX8T6XYpUekUnl30K0A62O4j 9-iqwd9dCfj4-Z0yHgY)

https://pluralist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Male-feminist.jpg

Also featured:

https://youtu.be/kTMow_7H47Q

[Methais]

Mueller report recommends Trump’s removal from WWE Hall of Fame (https://www.kayfabenews.com/mueller-report-recommends-trumps-removal-from-wwe-hall-of-fame/?fbclid=IwAR3WJkdpHFBh4ipvMTMj3cV5TOgkrcGD8IVZxyDB mStxN50FGmXEcE4Z_rE)

Although the long-awaited report submitted yesterday by Special Counsel Robert Mueller calls for no new criminal indictments, a leaked section of the report reveals the conclusion that “Mr. Trump is categorically unfit for inclusion in the WWE Hall of Fame and should be impeached from it immediately.”

While the still-confidential report is largely focused on whether the Trump campaign colluded with Russian agents leading up to the 2016 presidential election, Mueller spent several weeks looking into Trump’s dubious inclusion in the pantheon of sports-entertainment greats.

https://www.kayfabenews.com/files/2019/03/2019.03.23-03.49-kayfabenews-5c965583cebac-600x338.jpg
Robert Mueller (right) says the WWE Hall of Fame is “a prestigious honour not befitting a dotard like Mr. Trump.”

The leaked pages of the Mueller report include the following conclusions:

- Trump has not passed the most basic requirement for inclusion in the Hall of Fame: the ability to properly sell a Stone Cold Stunner

- Trump colluded with WWE writers prior to the 2007 head-shaving of the McMahon family patriarch in a “rigged Vince hunt”

- Trump’s 2009 purchase of Monday Night Raw, and quick re-sale to Vince McMahon at an inflated price, amounted to criminal extortion

- Trump’s declaration of Rusev Day as a national holiday suggests he is a Russian agent

- Trump’s 2007 WWE match against Rosie O’Donnell (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxm-_1QWUeY) was “a national embarrassment”

A WWE spokesperson issued a statement that Trump will not be removed from the Hall of Fame, primarily because “the WWE Hall of Fame is not a real place anyway.”

https://www.kayfabenews.com/mueller-report-recommends-trumps-removal-from-wwe-hall-of-fame/?fbclid=IwAR3WJkdpHFBh4ipvMTMj3cV5TOgkrcGD8IVZxyDB mStxN50FGmXEcE4Z_rE

:lol:

[Astray]

Now that's something I agree with in the Mueller report. That Hall of Fame is for Legends, damn it!

[Tgo01]

Mueller report recommends Trump’s removal from WWE Hall of Fame (https://www.kayfabenews.com/mueller-report-recommends-trumps-removal-from-wwe-hall-of-fame/?fbclid=IwAR3WJkdpHFBh4ipvMTMj3cV5TOgkrcGD8IVZxyDB mStxN50FGmXEcE4Z_rE)

Although the long-awaited report submitted yesterday by Special Counsel Robert Mueller calls for no new criminal indictments, a leaked section of the report reveals the conclusion that “Mr. Trump is categorically unfit for inclusion in the WWE Hall of Fame and should be impeached from it immediately.”

While the still-confidential report is largely focused on whether the Trump campaign colluded with Russian agents leading up to the 2016 presidential election, Mueller spent several weeks looking into Trump’s dubious inclusion in the pantheon of sports-entertainment greats.

https://www.kayfabenews.com/files/2019/03/2019.03.23-03.49-kayfabenews-5c965583cebac-600x338.jpg
Robert Mueller (right) says the WWE Hall of Fame is “a prestigious honour not befitting a dotard like Mr. Trump.”

The leaked pages of the Mueller report include the following conclusions:

- Trump has not passed the most basic requirement for inclusion in the Hall of Fame: the ability to properly sell a Stone Cold Stunner

- Trump colluded with WWE writers prior to the 2007 head-shaving of the McMahon family patriarch in a “rigged Vince hunt”

- Trump’s 2009 purchase of Monday Night Raw, and quick re-sale to Vince McMahon at an inflated price, amounted to criminal extortion

- Trump’s declaration of Rusev Day as a national holiday suggests he is a Russian agent

- Trump’s 2007 WWE match against Rosie O’Donnell (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxm-_1QWUeY) was “a national embarrassment”

A WWE spokesperson issued a statement that Trump will not be removed from the Hall of Fame, primarily because “the WWE Hall of Fame is not a real place anyway.”

https://www.kayfabenews.com/mueller-report-recommends-trumps-removal-from-wwe-hall-of-fame/?fbclid=IwAR3WJkdpHFBh4ipvMTMj3cV5TOgkrcGD8IVZxyDB mStxN50FGmXEcE4Z_rE

:lol:

It's sad that I actually thought this could be true after just reading the headline.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/4FIEk8Z.png

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/54405378_2639728919453479_6932020457751183360_n.jp g?_nc_cat=111&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=59102dade8e1a92f8619a71c45a6f75f&oe=5D469EDF

I didn't know cwolff drove a minivan.

[Tgo01]

Watching people on Twitter insist that since Trump hasn't been tweeting much since the Mueller investigation ended proves that Trump has read the report and there's bad news in it for him.

These people really just can't accept reality. So many confused Androidpks in the world.

[~Rocktar~]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/54405378_2639728919453479_6932020457751183360_n.jp g?_nc_cat=111&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=59102dade8e1a92f8619a71c45a6f75f&oe=5D469EDF

I didn't know cwolff drove a minivan.

That's a Scion, it's not even a real minivan. It's like a minivan lite, a minivan on soy, a soyvan.

[Fortybox]

That's a Scion, it's not even a real minivan. It's like a minivan lite, a minivan on soy, a soyvan.

Mazda 5's are the ultimate soyvan:

https://www.mazdas247.com/forum/cache.php?img=http%3A%2F%2Fi1238.photobucket.com%2 Falbums%2Fff496%2FGivroy%2FMazda5roof.jpg

[~Rocktar~]

Mazda 5's are the ultimate soyvan:

https://www.mazdas247.com/forum/cache.php?img=http%3A%2F%2Fi1238.photobucket.com%2 Falbums%2Fff496%2FGivroy%2FMazda5roof.jpg

Ouch, I think you may be right.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I've never understood why people put political bumper stickers/logo's etc on their car. People on both sides are both so fucking unhinged all it does is invite someone to key/fuckup your car.

[Parkbandit]

The collective liberal meltdown telling you what everyone with an IQ over 50 has been saying since it started: There is no Russian collusion. That was an excuse that Hillary's handlers came up with the excuse away the biggest election flop of all time.

I haven't watched the Today show in years.. but had to today because liberal tears and excuses are delicious.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/54728010_2357563274461574_1214560560251666432_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=c1e370e9dee1bdc65dcad489fac97a6c&oe=5D4A05D8

[Methais]

I've never understood why people put political bumper stickers/logo's etc on their car. People on both sides are both so fucking unhinged all it does is invite someone to key/fuckup your car.

More people should do this, but with booby traps. And cameras. For our entertainment.

[Gelston]

More people should do this, but with booby traps. And cameras. For our entertainment.

I had a Ben Carson sticker on my car once.

[Methais]

I had a Ben Carson sticker on my car once.

I had a Johnny Carson sticker on my car once.

Well not really, but if I had one I would have put it on my car, and that's close enough.

[Astray]

Remember all these memes?

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/55600244_2032243110402975_1341039573228060672_n.jp g?_nc_cat=109&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=cfedc83b7fc0baf406742568c0393800&oe=5D06663C

[Methais]

Remember all these memes?

https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/55600244_2032243110402975_1341039573228060672_n.jp g?_nc_cat=109&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=cfedc83b7fc0baf406742568c0393800&oe=5D06663C

https://i.imgflip.com/2wwckb.jpg

[Methais]

The left doubling down on stupid after the Mueller report came out:

https://i.imgur.com/jSk444i.gif

Less retarded retards after the Mueller report, followed by PK after the Mueller report:
https://i.imgur.com/Z5BAumz.gif

Doubling down on SDNY as their new savior:
https://i.imgur.com/acv3Vh4.gif

[Parkbandit]

The left doubling down on stupid after the Mueller report came out:

https://i.imgur.com/jSk444i.gif

Less retarded retards after the Mueller report, followed by PK after the Mueller report:
https://i.imgur.com/Z5BAumz.gif

Doubling down on SDNY as their new savior:
https://i.imgur.com/acv3Vh4.gif

LOL

[Tgo01]

2018:
Trump: This is a witch hunt!
Far left: OMG! He's attacking our law enforcement institutions! Impeach! IMPEACH!

2019:
Trump: I have been fully exonerated.
Far left: OMG! Mueller is a Russian asset too! If you don't attack our law enforcement institutions then you're not patriotic!

[Parkbandit]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/25/michael-avenatti-to-be-charged-with-wire-and-bank-fraud.html

[Tgo01]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/25/michael-avenatti-to-be-charged-with-wire-and-bank-fraud.html

This is too funny. The Trump curse strikes again!

[Methais]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/25/michael-avenatti-to-be-charged-with-wire-and-bank-fraud.html

https://media.giphy.com/media/dWEk3w1Uo97qw/giphy.gif

[Androidpk]

2018:
Trump: This is a witch hunt!
Far left: OMG! He's attacking our law enforcement institutions! Impeach! IMPEACH!

2019:
Trump: I have been fully exonerated.
Far left: OMG! Mueller is a Russian asset too! If you don't attack our law enforcement institutions then you're not patriotic!

Liberals have been praising Mueller for his professional work. Stop getting your news from Infowars.

[Tgo01]

Liberals have been praising Mueller for his professional work. Stop getting your news from Infowars.

You should spend some time outside of your MSNBC and CNN bubble every once in a while because the far left on Twitter are raking Mueller over the coals right now.

[Androidpk]

You should spend some time outside of your MSNBC and CNN bubble every once in a while because the far left on Twitter are raking Mueller over the coals right now.

The amount of gaslighting you're doing to cover up the fact that the Mueller report doesn't exonerate Trump is simply staggering.