Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Wrathbringer]

No, just the part with the dude being named Animal while the MSM is all triggered over Trump calling MS-13 members "animals" the other day.

That is some sweet irony right there. :lol:

[RichardCranium]

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/388917-west-hollywood-to-present-stormy-daniels-with-key-to-the-city


The mayor of West Hollywood, Calif., will join city officials on Wednesday to present adult film star Stormy Daniels with a Key to the City and a City Proclamation, according to a media advisory.

In the press release, city officials recognized Daniels for her "leadership in the #RESIST movement" and noted that the city has previously passed resolutions calling for articles of impeachment to be introduced against President Trump.

Daniels, the release reads, has "proven herself to be a profile in courage by speaking truth to power even under threats to her safety and extreme intimidation."

The city will also proclaim May 23 as "Stormy Daniels Day" in her honor, according to the press release.

[Gelston]

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/388917-west-hollywood-to-present-stormy-daniels-with-key-to-the-city

rofl, wtf. They really hate Trump.

[Methais]

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/388917-west-hollywood-to-present-stormy-daniels-with-key-to-the-city

Hahahahahahahahaha fucking retards.

"You hate Trump so much that you get the key to the city!"

[Methais]

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[~Rocktar~]

https://youtu.be/UTUBNKm0Xa4

[Methais]

Rachel Dolezal hit with felony theft charge in welfare fraud case (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/24/rachel-dolezal-hit-with-felony-theft-charge-in-welfare-fraud-case.html)

[RichardCranium]

https://youtu.be/UTUBNKm0Xa4

Wait, so its brave and powerful for her to have slept with a married man but Trump is an adulterous piece of shit when this first came out?

[Parkbandit]

Wait, so its brave and powerful for her to have slept with a married man but Trump is an adulterous piece of shit when this first came out?

No, the brave and powerful part is her breaking her NDA to get the truth out.. after she was paid the $130K to keep her silence, which she agreed to.

I hope she gets sued for breaking her NDA.

[RichardCranium]

And the fact remains that she in fact slept with a married man which is funny since the people in that video referred to her as someone people can look up to.

[Parkbandit]

And the fact remains that she in fact slept with a married man which is funny since the people in that video referred to her as someone people can look up to.

Anything anti-Trump is something people can look up to.. even a skanky porn star.

[cwolff]

Is this a defense of trump for being a cheater? Stormy slept with a married man so trumps cool.

[Gelston]

Is this a defense of trump for being a cheater? Stormy slept with a married man so trumps cool.

No, but Stormy isn't some amazing and brave woman. She is a whore and people should stop idolizing her simply for being a whore. If she he gone on to do some amazing stuff after this, sure, by all means.

[cwolff]

No, but Stormy isn't some amazing and brave woman. She is a whore and people should stop idolizing her simply for being a whore. If she he gone on to do some amazing stuff after this, sure, by all means.

That's the patriarchy talking. She's so obviously more honest than trump its ridiculous to try to smear her as an attempt to defend an indefensible guy

[Gelston]

That's the patriarchy talking. She's so obviously more honest than trump its ridiculous to try to smear her as an attempt to defend an indefensible guy

Patriacrhy? What? She was paid to have sex. She is a whore. It is pure fact. Hell, she was still going around stripping at strip clubs as recent as last year. What has she done other than be a whore?

[Wrathbringer]

That's the patriarchy talking. She's so obviously more honest than trump its ridiculous to try to smear her as an attempt to defend an indefensible guy

You're an amazing tard.

[cwolff]

Patriacrhy? What? She was paid to have sex. She is a whore. It is pure fact. Hell, she was still going around stripping at strip clubs as recent as last year. What has she done other than be a whore?

Quit spinning dude. You're using whore as simple job description interchangeably with the pejorative

[Gelston]

Quit spinning dude. You're using whore as simple job description interchangeably with the pejorative

I'm not spinning anything. Is that the only word you know? She IS a whore. She had sex for money. End of fucking story.

Fuck man, every term used to describe her profession is considered a pejorative.

[cwolff]

I'm not spinning anything. Is that the only word you know? She IS a whore. She had sex for money. End of fucking story.

You say that makes her untrustworthy. Because of her job

[Gelston]

You say that makes her untrustworthy. Because of her job

Where did I say that?

[Parkbandit]

That's the patriarchy talking. She's so obviously more honest than trump its ridiculous to try to smear her as an attempt to defend an indefensible guy

What? No one is defending Trump here.. just pointing out the skanky porn start got paid for sex, got paid to shut up about it, she couldn't do that and the left is creating this persona that she's this brave and powerful woman and giving her the key to the city as some upstanding citizen.. but she's still just a skanky whore who's doing this for money.

[Gelston]

I said


No, but Stormy isn't some amazing and brave woman. She is a whore and people should stop idolizing her simply for being a whore. If she he gone on to do some amazing stuff after this, sure, by all means.

And she isn't. She has done nothing but get fucked for money and now she wants to get even more money. She isn't amazing, she isn't brave.

[Methais]

That's the patriarchy talking. She's so obviously more honest than trump its ridiculous to try to smear her as an attempt to defend an indefensible guy

You're literally the biggest pussy I've ever encountered. And that's something, considering I've been dealing with GS people for over 2 decades now.

Unrelated:
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[rolfard]

How is someone getting paid for sex somehow lower than the (married) person paying for it? They share the same fleas...

[Gelston]

How is someone getting paid for sex somehow lower than the (married) person paying for it? They share the same fleas...

I don't think he was any better, but he has moved on and become the President of the United States. She is still stripping. I think she might have stopped doing full on porn, but blondes were never my thing, so I'm not sure. Either way, I just don't think she is that "brave" or an "incredible woman". All she is doing is capitalizing on an affair she had with Trump. There are plenty of other women that have done way more of way better, but you have people giving her the key to the city and shit.

[cwolff]

The key to Hollywood Florida. That's a porn type of town.

[Parkbandit]

How is someone getting paid for sex somehow lower than the (married) person paying for it? They share the same fleas...

http://www.onlyonemiikz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/strawmanimation.gif

I don't expect you to understand it.. but you just pulled this hard.

[rolfard]

http://www.onlyonemiikz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/strawmanimation.gif

I don't expect you to understand it.. but you just pulled this hard.

Let me rephrase, because I like an explanation;

That wasn't meant to be a question, he's paying her off to not tell the truth, because he is a liar.

[Parkbandit]

Let me rephrase, because I like an explanation;

That wasn't meant to be a question, he's paying her off to not tell the truth, because he is a liar.

So.. you don't have a question... but you still want an explanation for something no one said?

Amazing.

[rolfard]

So.. you don't have a question... but you still want an explanation for something no one said?

Amazing.

9031

[Methais]

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[peam]

https://i.imgur.com/dJJqlOJ.png

God damn, what a wordsmith.

[Methais]

cwolff on the left, Trump doing literally anything at all on the right

https://i.imgur.com/dU3YU5R.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/dU3YU5R.gif

[Back]

Trump is a lying jackass. Everyone knows it.

[RichardCranium]

Trump is a lying jackass. Everyone knows it.

Aka a politician.

[time4fun]

Aka a politician.

False equivalence. There are degrees here, and they are not all the same.

The kind of deeply pathological lying that we've seen from Trump is unprecedented in American politics. His lies are groundless and incredibly destructive.

[Gelston]

False equivalence. There are degrees here, and they are not all the same.

The kind of deeply pathological lying that we've seen from Trump is unprecedented in American politics. His lies are groundless and incredibly destructive.

You're deluded.

[RichardCranium]

Barry said you could keep your doctor, W lied and people died, Bill did not have relations, and Senior killed JFK. Which lies are you talking about with Trump and where do they rank on the degree spectrum?

[Back]

Aka a politician.

So, we can all agree on something. But what is it going to take to get the people who don't care about his lying to stop giving him a pass?

[Wrathbringer]

False equivalence. There are degrees here, and they are not all the same.

The kind of deeply pathological lying that we've seen from Trump is unprecedented in American politics. His lies are groundless and incredibly destructive.

<gif of butthurt soccer guy here>

[RichardCranium]

So, we can all agree on something. But what is it going to take to get the people who don't care about his lying to stop giving him a pass?

I'm fairly certain that people aren't for Trump as much as they're against progressives. In my opinion the DNC has been playing their hand dead ass wrong for a while now.

[Back]

I'm fairly certain that people aren't for Trump as much as they're against progressives. In my opinion the DNC has been playing their hand dead ass wrong for a while now.

If you are saying people just want to see progressives cry, I believe that. Thats pretty crazy to me. The issue then is the vilification of legitimate progress.

[Methais]

So, we can all agree on something. But what is it going to take to get the people who don't care about his lying to stop giving him a pass?

Tell us more about all the times you complained about Obama lying when he was in office. Strictly for selective outrage purposes, of course.

[Back]

Tell us more about all the times you complained about Obama lying when he was in office. Strictly for selective outrage purposes, of course.

We can go over anything you want word by word but we both know you aren't interested in that. You just want to talk shit.

[Methais]

We can go over anything you want word by word but we both know you aren't interested in that. You just want to talk shit.

Ok, let's go over it.

Name two things that Obama lied about that you complained about him lying about on here.

You could have just done that instead of accusing me of talking shit by literally talking shit.

[Gelston]

Ok, let's go over it.

Name two things that Obama lied about that you complained about him lying about on here.

You could have just done that instead of accusing me of talking shit by literally talking shit.

It is Tuesday, he is drunk.

[Wrathbringer]

Ok, let's go over it.

Name two things that Obama lied about that you complained about him lying about on here.

You could have just done that instead of accusing me of talking shit by literally talking shit.

In b4 back's nonanswer.

[Methais]

I'm fairly certain that people aren't for Trump as much as they're against progressives. In my opinion the DNC has been playing their hand dead ass wrong for a while now.

This is what people like Backlash will never understand because they're so arrogant that they can't fathom that any of their shitty ideas are indeed shitty.

It's not to see progressives cry, that's just a bonus. It's about preventing them from implementing their shitty society destroying policies.

Progressives crying is a pretty awesome bonus though. It never gets old watching these little twats throw their temper tantrums, or watching cwolff being scared of literally everything that has anything at all to do with Trump, Back showing up piss drunk on Tuesdays to barf some crybaby emotional bullshit while deflecting any hypocrisy he's called out on.

[Gelston]

This is what people like Backlash will never understand because they're so arrogant that they can't fathom that any of their shitty ideas are indeed shitty.

Trump was my last choice to be the candidate. My second to last choice to be President, but I knew it was going to be a close race and not voting for Trump was essentially helping Hillary out.

[Methais]

Trump was my last choice to be the candidate. My second to last choice to be President, but I knew it was going to be a close race and not voting for Trump was essentially helping Hillary out.

No, you're a racist bigoted xenophobic homophobic transphobic islamophobic sexist phobephobic alt-right KKK Nazi Trump sycophant because reasons.

Right Backlash?

[cwolff]

So much for the new Roseanne show.

[Back]

It's about preventing them from implementing their shitty society destroying policies.

Society destroying? Drama much? Whats got you so freaked out?

[Gelston]

So much for the new Roseanne show.

I hate that dozens of people are being fired over a tweet, but oh well. ABC's choice.

[Methais]

Society destroying? Drama much? Whats got you so freaked out?

Give me a list of things you'd like to see implemented on the federal level.

Also, tell me more about what a wonderful job democrats have done running places like Detroit.

[Back]

Give me a list of things you'd like to see implemented on the federal level.

Also, tell me more about what a wonderful job democrats have done running places like Detroit.

Would you agree that life for everyone now is better than it was 100 years ago?

[Gelston]

Would you agree that life for everyone now is better than it was 100 years ago?

WW1 was raging 100 years ago, so definitely yes.

[Androidpk]

So much for the new Roseanne show.

Given Barr's history of vile comments on Twitter I'm surprised ABC thought hiring her would be a good idea. Good riddance to her.

[cwolff]

Given Barr's history of vile comments on Twitter I'm surprised ABC thought hiring her would be a good idea. Good riddance to her.

They wanted to capitalize on the deplorable viewers. And it worked but turns out she's too fucking nuts to keep a good thing going. I say good riddance too

[Back]

Hats off to ABC for doing the right thing instead of raking in the cash.

[cwolff]

My God these people are sick. Weren't they all offended a few weeks ago about Michelle Wolf calling a liar a liar?


Fox News defended comedian Roseanne Barr on Tuesday, after ABC announced that it had canceled her sitcom following a racist Twitter rant.

“I don’t understand it to be anything other than free speech,” said Outnumbered Overtime host Harris Faulkner. “…It is extremely offensive but it is just that. She says in one of her tweets, there were three rapid-fire today…’It was a joke. It was a miscalculated joke.'”

Guest and GOP strategist Noelle Nikpour agreed. “She is a comedian,” she said. “She does have a very wicked, twisted sense of humor. Everybody knows her to be a little raunchy and a little rough.”

Shep Smith had this to say which is good:


Fox News host Shep Smith on Tuesday dismissed Roseanne Barr as "a racist" while reporting on ABC's decision to cancel the reboot of her hit sitcom.

"Racism is not funny and Roseanne Barr is a racist," Smith said on his Fox News show. "Now her show is cancelled."

[RichardCranium]

My God these people are sick. Weren't they all offended a few weeks ago about Michelle Wolf calling a liar a liar?



Shep Smith had this to say which is good:

Comedians say shocking and tasteless things for a living. Same thing with Michelle Wolf. The problem that Harris Faulkner doesn't seem to understand is that free speech doesn't mean you're free from consequences.

[Parkbandit]

False equivalence. There are degrees here, and they are not all the same.

The kind of deeply pathological lying that we've seen from Trump is unprecedented in American politics. His lies are groundless and incredibly destructive.

Give some examples of President Trump lies that are "groundless and incredibly destructive" and are "unprecedented in American politics".

Or.. just admit you are a Trump hating drama queen and liberally use extreme exaggeration to try and make a point.

[Parkbandit]

If you are saying people just want to see progressives cry, I believe that. Thats pretty crazy to me. The issue then is the vilification of legitimate progress.

It's entertaining as hell where I'm sitting.

Cry Backlash, cry. It's Drunk Tuesday.. I'm sure this isn't the first DT you've cried on.

[Parkbandit]

This is what people like Backlash will never understand because they're so arrogant that they can't fathom that any of their shitty ideas are indeed shitty.

I wouldn't classify Backlash as arrogant. He's extremely stupid, but even he knows he has nothing to be arrogant about.

I hope you issue an apology to him.


It's not to see progressives cry, that's just a bonus. It's about preventing them from implementing their shitty society destroying policies.

Progressives crying is a pretty awesome bonus though. It never gets old watching these little twats throw their temper tantrums, or watching cwolff being scared of literally everything that has anything at all to do with Trump, Back showing up piss drunk on Tuesdays to barf some crybaby emotional bullshit while deflecting any hypocrisy he's called out on.

It was one of the main reasons why I voted for President Trump.

It's been paying dividends every single day here.

[Wrathbringer]

THREE POSTS YOU'RE MAD!!!!!!!!11

[Parkbandit]

I thought 3 means I'm upset, not mad?

You know, you could have helped a friend out and been a combo breaker... douchebag.

[Androidpk]

Give some examples of President Trump lies that are "groundless and incredibly destructive" and are "unprecedented in American politics".

Or.. just admit you are a Trump hating drama queen and liberally use extreme exaggeration to try and make a point.

His constant attacks against the FBI and DOJ for their (entirely legal and valid) investigation into his campaign for starters.

[Wrathbringer]

His constant attacks against the FBI and DOJ for their (entirely legal and valid) investigation into his campaign for starters.

You're retarded.

[Parkbandit]

His constant attacks against the FBI and DOJ for their (entirely legal and valid) investigation into his campaign for starters.

Give some examples since you're playing the role of time4fun. Be specific.

[Androidpk]

Give some examples since you're playing the role of time4fun. Be specific.

Why, because you live under a rock and don't follow politics, despite posting in the politics folder every day?

[Parkbandit]

Why, because you live under a rock and don't follow politics, despite posting in the politics folder every day?

So you can't.

Shocker.

[Androidpk]

So you can't.

Shocker.

Wow, talk about you being daft. Are you drinking with Back?

[Wrathbringer]

Wow, talk about you being daft. Are you drinking with Back?

Hey, retard, quote the lies or stfu.

[Parkbandit]

Wow, talk about you being daft. Are you drinking with Back?

No one expected you to. It's like your life's story.. never able to live up to expectations.

It's OK.

[Methais]

Would you agree that life for everyone now is better than it was 100 years ago?

So you can't answer the question and deflect with some extra weak nothing bullshit. Shocking.

Life is better, but it's because of technology in general, not any political party. Especially not because of your retarded identity based "everyone who disagrees with me is a bigot" bullshit soy based nutless politics.

Not surprised at all that you were unable to answer the actual question though, because you know that all you bring to the table is mindless emotional cringey dumbassery.




Why, because you live under a rock and don't follow politics, despite posting in the politics folder every day?

PK: Blah blah Trump is everything bad and does all this bad stuff and I hate him I hate him I HATE HIMMMMM!!!!!1

PB: Can you give me some examples?

PK: lol look it up urself

Way to back up that opinion based argument you're making.


My God these people are sick. Weren't they all offended a few weeks ago about Michelle Wolf calling a liar a liar?

Do you think Harris Faulkner is racist for saying that? Why or why not?

[Androidpk]

Says the person who's trying to act like they don't know what lies Trump has been spreading about the special counsel investigation. Sad.

[Methais]

Says the person who's trying to act like they don't know what lies Trump has been spreading about the special counsel investigation. Sad.

Which lies are you referring to? I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here, and not having some google result Trump quote confused with the precise statements that you're referring to specifically.

I eagerly await your response!

[Taernath]

So much for the new Roseanne show.

The conservative love affair with her was really fucking bizarre. I thought everyone still hated her for singing the national anthem off key, but I guess if you're conservative you take what celebrities you can get.

[Gelston]

The conservative love affair with her was really fucking bizarre. I thought everyone still hated her for singing the national anthem off key, but I guess if you're conservative you take what celebrities you can get.

Wasn't that like 28 years ago though?

[Methais]

The conservative love affair with her was really fucking bizarre. I thought everyone still hated her for singing the national anthem off key, but I guess if you're conservative you take what celebrities you can get.

I hope The Rock runs one day just to see what happens. He's pretty much the only person alive who is universally liked, but has also gone on record that if he did run for President, he would probably run as a republican.

I wonder if he would suddenly become racist the day after announcing a run for the Presidency.

[Back]

So you can't answer the question and deflect with some extra weak nothing bullshit. Shocking.

Life is better, but it's because of technology in general, not any political party. Especially not because of your retarded identity based "everyone who disagrees with me is a bigot" bullshit soy based nutless politics.

Not surprised at all that you were unable to answer the actual question though, because you know that all you bring to the table is mindless emotional cringey dumbassery.

Have you read any of your posts in the last decade? Seems to me like you are the biggest flexing shit talking drama queen here whose biggest fear in life is to be considered a nutless pussy since that is the insult you try to use when you talk shit about people which is all you do all day every day. I get it. You like to piss in peoples cereal. You enjoy trying to piss people off. You are the big bad rebel behind the safety of the keyboard.

You are so horribly wrong about everything its painful to read. Technology just didn't spring out of the ground. People have been bold in the faces of naysayers to get us where we are. You flat earth, 6000 year old planet, environment is fine, anti-vax nut-jobs have made it clear no amount of reason will convince you otherwise. If we listened to people like you we could die out as a species. Thank god no one listens to you.

[RichardCranium]

The conservative love affair with her was really fucking bizarre. I thought everyone still hated her for singing the national anthem off key, but I guess if you're conservative you take what celebrities you can get.

I haven't watched any of the new episodes, but my bleeding heart liberal girlfriend told me it was funny and well done.

[Methais]

Wasn't that like 28 years ago though?

Fucking fuck it's been 28 years already?

https://media.giphy.com/media/gdKAVlnm3bmKI/giphy.gif

[Taernath]

Wasn't that like 28 years ago though?

Yeah but you can't tell me people were paying attention to her between the end of the last Roseanne series in '97 and the one earlier this year.

[Gelston]

I haven't watched any of the new episodes, but my bleeding heart liberal girlfriend told me it was funny and well done.

I liked them, mostly because I grew up watching Roseanne. I always liked the show, but never cared a lot for her off work antics.

[Gelston]

Yeah but you can't tell me people were paying attention to her between the end of the last Roseanne series in '97 and the one earlier this year.

28 years ago, Donald Trump was a democrat that was loved by the NAACP.

Wait, n/m, he was a Republican at that time. He was a Democrat prior to 87, and then one again after 99.

[Taernath]

I hope The Rock runs one day just to see what happens. He's pretty much the only person alive who is universally liked, but has also gone on record that if he did run for President, he would probably run as a republican.

I wonder if he would suddenly become racist the day after announcing a run for the Presidency.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/213/226/513.jpg

He seems like a pretty chill guy. I hope he doesn't run so I don't have to hear of a reason to dislike him.

[RichardCranium]

Have you read any of your posts in the last decade? Seems to me like you are the biggest flexing shit talking drama queen here whose biggest fear in life is to be considered a nutless pussy since that is the insult you try to use when you talk shit about people which is all you do all day every day. I get it. You like to piss in peoples cereal. You enjoy trying to piss people off. You are the big bad rebel behind the safety of the keyboard.

You are so horribly wrong about everything its painful to read. Technology just didn't spring out of the ground. People have been bold in the faces of naysayers to get us where we are. You flat earth, 6000 year old planet, environment is fine, anti-vax nut-jobs have made it clear no amount of reason will convince you otherwise. If we listened to people like you we could die out as a species. Thank god no one listens to you.

Honest question: Is the anti-vaccine stance a Republican position? I tend to glaze over and tune those people out because it's beyond stupid but from my Facebook news feed I assumed it was mostly from those on the left.

[Gelston]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/213/226/513.jpg

He seems like a pretty chill guy. I hope he doesn't run so I don't have to hear of a reason to dislike him.

Bernie might run again in 2020. I bet pk is dripping.

[Taernath]

28 years ago, Donald Trump was a democrat that was loved by the NAACP.

Wait, n/m, he was a Republican at that time. He was a Democrat prior to 87, and then one again after 99.

Pretty sure Donnie just says and does whatever comes into his mind.

[RichardCranium]

Bernie might run again in 2020. I bet pk is dripping.

The gf is eagerly anticipating that as well.

[Methais]

Have you read any of your posts in the last decade? Seems to me like you are the biggest flexing shit talking drama queen here whose biggest fear in life is to be considered a nutless pussy since that is the insult you try to use when you talk shit about people which is all you do all day every day. I get it. You like to piss in peoples cereal. You enjoy trying to piss people off. You are the big bad rebel behind the safety of the keyboard.

You are so horribly wrong about everything its painful to read. Technology just didn't spring out of the ground. People have been bold in the faces of naysayers to get us where we are.

That quite an emotional, shit talking drama filled post you got there. Have you read any of your posts in the last decade? You seem awfully triggered over being called out for what you are. And that goes beyond politics, because 99% of the lefties on here think you're a massively retarded train wreck too. It's nobody's fault but your own that you're a spineless little twat with severe mental issues and an atrocious liver.


You flat earth, 6000 year old planet, environment is fine, anti-vax nut-jobs have made it clear no amount of reason will convince you otherwise. If we listened to people like you we could die out as a species. Thank god no one listens to you.

Let's see here...

- The Earth is a sphere
- The Earth is billions of years old
- Vaccinations don't cause autism
- Environment could be better, but it's not catastrophic like you and Al Gore say it is. Or did we go underwater a few decades ago and I just missed it?

Who the fuck are you even talking to again? Do you need some time to sober up a little bit? How do you keep making each new post more retarded than the previous one?

Let's not forget that you were asked a very simple question which you could not answer, so instead you rage out all emotional trying to change the subject.

And you still haven't denied expressing desire to touch my genitals.

Can you name just two things that Obama lied about that you complained about on here? If so, what were they?

[Gelston]

The gf is eagerly anticipating that as well.

If she is voting in Louisiana, she might as well not bother.

[RichardCranium]

If she is voting in Louisiana, she might as well not bother.

She's still registered in Kansas.

[Gelston]

Honest question: Is the anti-vaccine stance a Republican position? I tend to glaze over and tune those people out because it's beyond stupid but from my Facebook news feed I assumed it was mostly from those on the left.

I was pretty sure the Anti-Vaxar shit was from hollywood, which is generally not very Republican. I think the dumbassedness of it transcends political parties though.

[Methais]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/213/226/513.jpg

He seems like a pretty chill guy. I hope he doesn't run so I don't have to hear of a reason to dislike him.

If Rock becomes president, aliens will finally talk to us.

[Taernath]

I think the dumbassedness of it transcends political parties though.

It seems to come from the ultra-liberal natural homeopath crystal healing bullshit, or the ultra-conservative 'lol science is bad'.

[Methais]

I was pretty sure the Anti-Vaxar shit was from hollywood, which is generally not very Republican. I think the dumbassedness of it transcends political parties though.

When was the last time Back said anything and knew anything at all about the subject at hand though?

[Parkbandit]

It seems to come from the ultra-liberal natural homeopath crystal healing bullshit, or the ultra-conservative 'lol science is bad'.

Yea, pretty sure anti-vaccine is not a political position.

Just a really, really stupid one.

[Back]

That quite an emotional, shit talking drama filled post you got there. Have you read any of your posts in the last decade? You seem awfully triggered over being called out for what you are. And that goes beyond politics, because 99% of the lefties on here think you're a massively retarded train wreck too. It's nobody's fault but your own that you're a spineless little twat with severe mental issues and an atrocious liver.



Let's see here...

- The Earth is a sphere
- The Earth is billions of years old
- Vaccinations don't cause autism
- Environment could be better, but it's not catastrophic like you and Al Gore say it is. Or did we go underwater a few decades ago and I just missed it?

Who the fuck are you even talking to again? Do you need some time to sober up a little bit? How do you keep making each new post more retarded than the previous one?

Let's not forget that you were asked a very simple question which you could not answer, so instead you rage out all emotional trying to change the subject.

And you still haven't denied expressing desire to touch my genitals.

Can you name just two things that Obama lied about that you complained about on here? If so, what were they?

Typical. You just repeated everything I said back to me. LOL. What is nutless and spineless is you talking shit about people all day every day on a message board behind the keyboard. Do your thang, brah. And no I won't touch your genitals no matter how obsessed with me you are.

[Androidpk]

Bernie might run again in 2020. I bet pk is dripping.

Nah, maybe once we get closer to the 2020 election season. If he does run again I'm going to assume he'll see the same results. He'll inspire tons of people and the DNC will just push an establishment candidate, this time probably Joe Biden. While I'd rather see Sanders as POTUS I would pay $$$ to see Biden debate Trump.

[Androidpk]

Which lies are you referring to? I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here, and not having some google result Trump quote confused with the precise statements that you're referring to specifically.

I eagerly await your response!

That the SC investigation is a witch hunt/conspiracy cooked up by angry Democrats, that the FBI/DOJ spied on his campaign illegally, etc. He's been pushing lies about the investigation since it started.

[Parkbandit]

That the SC investigation is a witch hunt/conspiracy cooked up by angry Democrats, that the FBI/DOJ spied on his campaign illegally, etc. He's been pushing lies about the investigation since it started.

Again.. which lies are you referring to. A simple quote from President Trump would be a good start.

[Parkbandit]

Typical. You just repeated everything I said back to me. LOL. What is nutless and spineless is you talking shit about people all day every day on a message board behind the keyboard. Do your thang, brah. And no I won't touch your genitals no matter how obsessed with me you are.

What are you drinking that makes you think you posted something that remotely even makes sense?

I'm going with a Shirley Temple. Or maybe an Appletini.

[Gelston]

What are you drinking that makes you think you posted something that remotely even makes sense?

I'm going with a Shirley Temple. Or maybe an Appletini.

SHIRLEY TEMPLES HAVE 0 ALCOHOL IN THEM PAL

[Androidpk]

Again.. which lies are you referring to. A simple quote from President Trump would be a good start.

Any of his comments regarding the nature of the SC investigation. Learn2google or go look at his twitter comments for the past year. Or just continue to play stupid. It's a good look on you.

[Androidpk]

Here are several lies in 1 tweet from this morning as an example:

https://i.imgur.com/csnOR4o.jpg

[Parkbandit]

SHIRLEY TEMPLES HAVE 0 ALCOHOL IN THEM PAL

http://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/alcoholic-shirley-temple-276396

I expect an apology.

[Parkbandit]

Any of his comments regarding the nature of the SC investigation. Learn2google or go look at his twitter comments for the past year. Or just continue to play stupid. It's a good look on you.

Wait.. so I should know which quotes of President Trump you disagree with and will call a lie?

You really don't understand anything, do you....


Here are several lies in 1 tweet from this morning as an example:

https://i.imgur.com/csnOR4o.jpg

While I should applaud your attempt.. you will need to point out the specific lies in this quote.

Come on Androidpk... you are halfway there to an actual post where you were specific about something and actually backed it up with something!

We have faith in you!!!

[Androidpk]

Wait.. so I should know which quotes of President Trump you disagree with and will call a lie?

You really don't understand anything, do you....



While I should applaud your attempt.. you will need to point out the specific lies in this quote.

Come on Androidpk... you are halfway there to an actual post where you were specific about something and actually backed it up with something!

We have faith in you!!!


1. special counsel being lead by 13 angry Democrats.
2. special counsel being a rigged witch hunt.
3. Mueller and his team are meddling in the 2018 election.
4. Republicans taking the lead in polls for 2018.
5. There was no collusion in his campaign.
6. The Democrats are the one that colluded with Russia.

[Androidpk]

GG Shep Smith debunks that tweet. If it wasn't for him Fox News would have 0 credibility.

http://theweek.com/speedreads/775944/fox-news-shep-smith-firmly-dismantles-trumps-unfounded-claims-about-spygate

[cwolff]

The conservative love affair with her was really fucking bizarre. I thought everyone still hated her for singing the national anthem off key, but I guess if you're conservative you take what celebrities you can get.

That is interesting. I saw this article (http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/389728-ex-roseanne-writer-nauseating-to-see-what-roseanne-has-become) and it may have something to do with it:

Danny Zuker, who wrote for the show's original incarnation that ended in 1997, tweeted that he was "looking forward" to not watching the rebooted show, which premiered this year on ABC amid controversy over the lead character's support for President Trump.


"I wrote on the original 'Roseanne' where we used to denounce nativism, racism & homophobia. Nauseating to see what she's become. Looking forward to continue not watching this show," wrote Zuker, who now works as an executive producer for the hit ABC comedy "Modern Family."

[time4fun]

1. special counsel being lead by 13 angry Democrats.
2. special counsel being a rigged witch hunt.
3. Mueller and his team are meddling in the 2018 election.
4. Republicans taking the lead in polls for 2018.
5. There was no collusion in his campaign.
6. The Democrats are the one that colluded with Russia.

1) Obama personally ordered a wiretap of Trump Tower
2) The Carter Page FISA warrant was ordered illicitly
3) The FBI pre-preemptively planted a spy in the Trump campaign
4) Democrats initiated and are running the Federal investigations into the Trump campaign
5) Comey leaked classified information
6) Comey lied under oath about his contacts with Trump
7) the Obama administration illicitly unmasked intercepted conversations involving Trump campaign members
8) Trump DIDN'T attempt to repeatedly fire Mueller

[cwolff]

Jim Acosta on twitter
‏
Trump just referred to Pelosi as an “MS-13 lover. She loves MS-13.”


It's bad enough he's at a god damn rally. There is no low too low for trump or his people

[Parkbandit]

1. special counsel being lead by 13 angry Democrats.

A disproportionate amount of people on this counsel are Democrats or people who are anti-Trump.


2. special counsel being a rigged witch hunt.

The counsel was called to specifically look into Trump and Russian collusion. So far, no evidence has been released that shows any collusion exists.


3. Mueller and his team are meddling in the 2018 election.

It would not surprise me that some new "evidence" will come out in October that shows President Trump is guilty of something.. only to be disproven after the election. Also, Trump said "will meddle" not "are meddling". Stop lying.


4. Republicans taking the lead in polls for 2018.

2016 is the year that polls were proven to be pretty much bullshit. It's manufactured "news" by people who have a bias. But, the polls, even by those with a liberal bias, show a tightening race in November.


5. There was no collusion in his campaign.

Still no evidence released to show there was. At all.


6. The Democrats are the one that colluded with Russia.

Those 13 Russians started promoting Bernie Sanders and Jill Stein in 2014.. that was before Trump even announced.

They also organized anti-Trump demonstrations in NYC and an anti-Trump rally in NC.

President Obama's famous "I can be more flexible after the election" comment to Medvedev.

Missile defense systems that were cancelled in Poland and the Czech Republic by President Obama.


:shrug:

[Methais]

Typical. You just repeated everything I said back to me. LOL. What is nutless and spineless is you talking shit about people all day every day on a message board behind the keyboard. Do your thang, brah. And no I won't touch your genitals no matter how obsessed with me you are.

You're extremely stupid, much more than I've thought so far, if you think my post is repeating everything you said back. But feel free to break it down quote by quote to show just for once that you're not retarded as fuck. But we know that won't happen because you're a) full of shit and b) retarded as fuck.

But before we get back to talking about how stupid you are, name 2 examples of when Obama lied about something and you posted here complaining about it.

[Back]

You're extremely stupid, much more than I've thought so far, if you think my post is repeating everything you said back. But feel free to break it down quote by quote to show just for once that you're not retarded as fuck. But we know that won't happen because you're a) full of shit and b) retarded as fuck.

But before we get back to talking about how stupid you are, name 2 examples of when Obama lied about something and you posted here complaining about it.


Ooo. Sounds like you're getting upset with me. Why the fuck would I give someone like you who talks shit about me constantly any sort of consideration at all? You are hilarious if you think you have any claim to any amount of respect from me or anyone else you talk shit about which is a lot of people. I don't know what it is you are over compensating for but it must have really affected you to lash out at strangers on this forum like you do all day every single day.

[Gelston]

http://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/alcoholic-shirley-temple-276396

I expect an apology.

That isn't a real Shirley Temple. That is a Shirley Temple that some dude decided to add alcohol to, usually called a Dirty Shirley. A Shirley Temple is named a Shirley Temple because it is a kids drink, as Shirley Temple was a well known child actor.

[Parkbandit]

That isn't a real Shirley Temple. That is a Shirley Temple that some dude decided to add alcohol to, usually called a Dirty Shirley. A Shirley Temple is named a Shirley Temple because it is a kids drink, as Shirley Temple was a well known child actor.

That's a terrible apology.

[Methais]

Ooo. Sounds like you're getting upset with me. Why the fuck would I give someone like you who talks shit about me constantly any sort of consideration at all? You are hilarious if you think you have any claim to any amount of respect from me or anyone else you talk shit about which is a lot of people. I don't know what it is you are over compensating for but it must have really affected you to lash out at strangers on this forum like you do all day every single day.

How is me telling you once again to back up your bullshit claims that everyone knows is bullshit me getting upset? You seem to get awfully triggered over being called out to back up the diarrhea you throw up all over the place anytime your retarded drunk ass waddles in here shitting all over yourself.

You also seem to think anyone could give a rat's ass if you respected them or not. Why would I give a shit what some mongoloid like you thinks about me? Serious question. Which I know you have a lot of difficulty with answering questions, so I have little doubt that your response will be more emotional triggering. Let's not forget you were the one flexing your beer muscles a couple pages back trying to talk shit, then got all emotional when called out on it. Which I'm sure by comparison said muscles would make Tabor in that old kickboxing gear pic look like Goldberg.

Speaking of questions, can you name 2 times that you posted here complaining about Obama lying? Or are you going to just keep deflecting with emotional bullshit because you know you can't say shit about the selective outrage you accuse other people of when you're 489327049x guilty of it yourself.

Also, you're retarded. You're also a flat earther. And anti-vax.

In conclusion:
https://media.giphy.com/media/Gt4FaBEFngjL2/giphy.gif

[Parkbandit]

Drunk Tuesday is over... :(

[Methais]

Drunk Tuesday is over... :(

I wonder if Backlash remembers any of his Tuesday dumbassery.

[Parkbandit]

I wonder if Backlash remembers any of his Tuesday dumbassery.

He seems to be the type to feint blackouts and then blames his stupidity on the alcohol.

He's just a victim of this terrible, terrible disease called alcoholism.

[Methais]

He seems to be the type to feint blackouts and then blames his stupidity on the alcohol.

He's just a victim of this terrible, terrible disease called alcoholism.

Just don't be an asshole to his friends or he'll make you regret it by calling you an asshole. He's a badass like that.

[Gelston]

That's a terrible apology.

It wasn't an apology. Shirley Temples aren't alcoholic.

[Parkbandit]

It wasn't an apology. Shirley Temples aren't alcoholic.

Worst apology on record.

Reported.

[Parkbandit]

Just don't be an asshole to his friends or he'll make you regret it by calling you an asshole. He's a badass like that.

Well, he is a self proclaimed Internet Warrior.

[Androidpk]

https://i.imgur.com/hEjQnwu.jpg

[Androidpk]

https://i.imgur.com/meVTECt.jpg

[Gelston]

https://i.imgur.com/meVTECt.jpg

Hm, all the Republicans I know say ABC had the right to fire her, but that they didn't agree with it.

[RichardCranium]

https://i.imgur.com/hEjQnwu.jpg


Ambien manufacturer with the perfect response:


"While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication."

[Parkbandit]

https://i.imgur.com/meVTECt.jpg

Pretty sure that tweet makes about as much sense as you do on a daily basis. Revisionist history much?

Even President Bush called her rendition "disgraceful" at the time.

There weren't many Republicans siding with her... nice try though!

[Androidpk]

clueless as always, pb, thanks for the laugh

[Parkbandit]

clueless as always, pb, thanks for the laugh

Why don't you explain your "thought" process then.

I know.. I know.. you would but you don't have the time.......

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dflct.gif

[drauz]

Ambien manufacturer with the perfect response:

Funny thing is that it actually is a side effect of their drug.

https://i.imgur.com/Aps1uQK.png

[Gelston]

She has said racist jokes many times before. I imagine Ambien helped remove her inhibitions and made her less likely to consider the consequences, but that doesn't change the fact that she has always been a shock comic. I mean, Roseanne was being Roseanne.

[RichardCranium]

She has said racist jokes many times before. I imagine Ambien helped remove her inhibitions and made her less likely to consider the consequences, but that doesn't change the fact that she has always been a shock comic. I mean, Roseanne was being Roseanne.

Completely agree. However consequences are consequences, especially in today's political climate.

[drauz]

She has said racist jokes many times before. I imagine Ambien helped remove her inhibitions and made her less likely to consider the consequences, but that doesn't change the fact that she has always been a shock comic. I mean, Roseanne was being Roseanne.

Yeah she has. Anyone remember this picture she did?

https://www.thejc.com/image/policy:1.103833:1480918210/roseanne.JPG?f=16x9&h=576&w=1024&$p$f$h$w=0e7a364

[Fortybox]

It's selective rage.

Meanwhile the Bill Mahers and Joy Reids of the world get airtime.

[Gelston]

It's selective rage.

Meanwhile the Bill Mahers and Joy Reids of the world get airtime.

Well, like I've said elsewhere, I know there has to be a behind the scenes reason. I recall her and one of the producers having conflicting opinions about what season 2 would consist of. I'm betting that played into it.

[Fortybox]

Well, like I've said elsewhere, I know there has to be a behind the scenes reason. I recall her and one of the producers having conflicting opinions about what season 2 would consist of. I'm betting that played into it.

Her show was a hit with the republican base. That's why.

If she was a hardcore leftist she would have just gotten a slap on the wrist. That's the hypocrisy here.

[Androidpk]

Well, like I've said elsewhere, I know there has to be a behind the scenes reason. I recall her and one of the producers having conflicting opinions about what season 2 would consist of. I'm betting that played into it.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/29/entertainment/wanda-sykes-roseanne/

[Androidpk]

Her show was a hit with the republican base. That's why.

If she was a hardcore leftist she would have just gotten a slap on the wrist. That's the hypocrisy here.

Oh the poor conservatives are under attack by the media!

/s

[Gelston]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/29/entertainment/wanda-sykes-roseanne/

Yes, that is a hyperlink to a news story, congratulations?

[Androidpk]

Yes, that is a hyperlink to a news story, congratulations?

Yes. Maybe try clicking on it and reading it?

[Taernath]

Even Hannity managed to condemn Roseanne without trying to twist things into a whinge about double standards.

Let that sink in.

[Gelston]

Yes. Maybe try clicking on it and reading it?

I already read that article yesterday? Maybe tell me what you're trying to pull from it?

[Androidpk]

You literally just said that you think there's probably a behind the scenes reason. Yeah. One of the big producers quit over her racist remarks. Derp. There was a showrunner that quit as well but she said it's unrelated to the racist comments.

[Gelston]

You literally just said that you think there's probably a behind the scenes reason. Yeah. One of the big producers quit over her racist remarks. Derp. There was a showrunner that quit as well but she said it's unrelated to the racist comments.

And there was signs PRIOR to the tweet of friction between Roseanne and others in the production. As I was saying, this is probably the straw that broke the camel's back.

[Fortybox]

Even Hannity managed to condemn Roseanne without trying to twist things into a whinge about double standards.

Let that sink in.

It's not twisting things. It's ok to be racist so long as it's against the right target.

Apparently Jimmy Kimmel can make fun of the first lady. Bill Maher can compare Trump to an ape. Joy Behar can mock Christians. Joy Reid can make hateful comments about gay people and Muslims.

It's a double standard. As long as you are advancing the liberal agenda, people will look the other way.

[Taernath]

It's not twisting things. It's ok to be racist so long as it's against the right target.

Apparently Jimmy Kimmel can make fun of the first lady. Bill Maher can compare Trump to an ape. Joy Behar can mock Christians. Joy Reid can make hateful comments about gay people and Muslims.

It's a double standard. As long as you are advancing the liberal agenda, people will look the other way.

How does Kathy Griffin fit into your narrative?

[Gelston]

How does Kathy Griffin fit into your narrative?

Maybe her and Roseanne can get together and remake the Odd Couple.

[Neveragain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVs8yr-1ZIY

[Fortybox]

How does Kathy Griffin fit into your narrative?

Kathy who?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/gzQ1X1Fk25UwE/giphy.gif

[Methais]

Why don't you explain your "thought" process then.

I know.. I know.. you would but you don't have the time.......

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dflct.gif

It’s not that he doesn’t have the time. It’s that he doesn’t have the thoughts.

[Taernath]

Kathy who?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/015/652/230114_908223010.png

[Methais]

Before feminism:
https://hairstyles.thehairstyler.com/hairstyle_views/left_view_images/8139/original/Kathy-Griffin.jpg

After feminism:
https://c3.legalinsurrection.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kathy-Griffin-video-620x436.jpg

[Ashlander]

Looks like Andy Dick with his hair dyed red.

[Parkbandit]

Looks like Andy Dick with his hair dyed red.

Same type of comedy too.

Bad.

[Fortybox]

Before feminism:
https://hairstyles.thehairstyler.com/hairstyle_views/left_view_images/8139/original/Kathy-Griffin.jpg

After feminism:
https://c3.legalinsurrection.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Kathy-Griffin-video-620x436.jpg

Ooooooooh.

That's the jerk face that supports Samantha Bee's sexist and hateful remarks of Ivanka.

[Parkbandit]

Ooooooooh.

That's the jerk face that supports Samantha Bee's sexist and hateful remarks of Ivanka.

Nothing is more important than the liberal cause.

That's why you'll never see NOW support a woman Republican candidate.

That's why you'll never see NAACP support a black Republican candidate.

They are, above all else, liberal support groups.

[~Rocktar~]

Looks like Andy Dick with his hair dyed red.


Same type of comedy too.

Bad.

Wait. WHAT!?!! Andy Dick is a comedian? Since when?

[Fortybox]

Nothing is more important than the liberal cause.

That's why you'll never see NOW support a woman Republican candidate.

That's why you'll never see NAACP support a black Republican candidate.

They are, above all else, liberal support groups.

What's disturbing is the audience's reaction when she made her comment. Look at an excerpt of her clip around :33 on the video:


https://youtu.be/pe8KkP2C0mk

Like a bunch of clapping seals.

But Samantha Bee gets to keep her show!

https://media1.giphy.com/media/QyrysGo7Hz70I/giphy.gif

[RichardCranium]

Looks like Andy Dick with his hair dyed red.

Here's a random picture of Andy Dick and Tom Green dressed as one another:

https://i.imgur.com/5KwMHg1.jpg

[Methais]

Wait. WHAT!?!! Andy Dick is a comedian? Since when?

He identifies as one.

[cwolff]

@thistallawkgirl

Spending your day obsessively thinking about libs, how to trigger libs, and blaming libs for everything, doesn’t mean you’re owning libs… it means you're their bitch.

Nice re-tweet from Breitbarf

https://twitter.com/thistallawkgirl/status/1002344876996997120

[Parkbandit]

Nice re-tweet from Breitbarf

https://twitter.com/thistallawkgirl/status/1002344876996997120

To make sense.. you would have us believe you enjoy being a whiny little bitch about everything you are triggered over.. and you can't get yourself upset without our help.

In your case, I can actually see that.

[Methais]

Nice re-tweet from Breitbarf

https://twitter.com/thistallawkgirl/status/1002344876996997120

Nobody needs to do any of that. You idiots stay triggered enough on your own. Just look at how triggered you are almost every time you update a Trump thread with more crying, for example.

Normal people just sit back and enjoy the entertainment.


and you can't get yourself up

https://i.imgur.com/SuATC0d.gif

[Androidpk]

Nobody needs to do any of that. You idiots stay triggered enough on your own. Just look at how triggered you are almost every time you update a Trump thread with more crying, for example.

Normal people just sit back and enjoy the entertainment.



https://i.imgur.com/SuATC0d.gif

Says the snowflake who gets triggered any time posts a legitimate concern/criticism of Trump. And stop calling yourself normal, you are anything but. Just another generic neo nazi.

[Wrathbringer]

Says the snowflake who gets triggered any time posts a legitimate concern/criticism of Trump. And stop calling yourself normal, you are anything but. Just another generic neo nazi.

You are a retard.

[Methais]

Says the snowflake who gets triggered any time posts a legitimate concern/criticism of Trump. Just another generic neo nazi.

10m silvers say you can't quote one instance of me being triggered over one of you retards ripping on Trump, even the far fetched bullshit that most of your posts consist of. Not that you'd pay up anyway because you're a trash person like that whose word means nothing to anyone, but the offer stands anyway.


And stop calling yourself normal, you are anything but.

Oh, sorry. How about "People who aren't in a chronic state of butthurt 19 months later because an election didn't go their way" instead? Would that be sufficient for you? It's probably more accurate anyway due to the extra detail.

I'm curious now though...are you normal?

[Androidpk]

You are a retard.

In before Kranar reks another one of your accounts.

[Methais]

In before Kranar reks another one of your accounts.

Why would he be doing that? It's like all you do is mindlessly recycle what other people say, but in random situations where it makes no sense.

In b4 "Says the something something who something somethings + snowflake and other recycled insults..."

[Androidpk]

10m silvers say you can't quote one instance of me being triggered over one of you retards ripping on Trump, even the far fetched bullshit that most of your posts consist of. Not that you'd pay up anyway because you're a trash person like that whose word means nothing to anyone, but the offer stands anyway.

Every single one of your posts comes across as butthurt because you can't stand seeing your piece of shit president criticized. And far fetched bullshit? The majority of my posts are just news updates on the Mueller investigation. Please post where I said something that was far fetched. You can add that to the request of finding a single instance of someone legitimately saying that Trump's takedown is going to happen any second now.




Oh, sorry. How about "People who aren't in a chronic state of butthurt 19 months later because an election didn't go their way" instead? Would that be sufficient for you? It's probably more accurate anyway due to the extra detail.

I'm curious now though...are you normal?

The election DID go my way. We've been over this. Hillary lost, get over it. As for being normal I don't feel the need, unlike yourself, to validate my actions on a weekly basis and call myself "normal". What's normal to you? White and cis-gender and with stereotypical southern views on minorities, muslisms and people of different sexual identities/persuasions?

[Androidpk]

Why would he be doing that?



https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

[Methais]

Every single one of your posts comes across as butthurt because you can't stand seeing your piece of shit president criticized. And far fetched bullshit? The majority of my posts are just news updates on the Mueller investigation. Please post where I said something that was far fetched. You can add that to the request of finding a single instance of someone legitimately saying that Trump's takedown is going to happen any second now.

So even with $50-70 in it for you, you still can't back up your claims. Not shocking at all. Well maybe a little, since money's involved.

My posts mostly consist of calling you retarded, because you're retarded, and laughing at your all around general stupidity and complete lack of creativity in regards to anything at all. You can keep trying to project your butthurt on everyone else, but the only ones who might buy into it are other extreme retards like Back and cwolff.


The election DID go my way. We've been over this. Hillary lost, get over it. As for being normal I don't feel the need, unlike yourself, to validate my actions on a weekly basis and call myself "normal". What's normal to you? White and cis-gender and with stereotypical southern views on minorities, muslisms and people of different sexual identities/persuasions?

I'm glad we're in agreement over "People who aren't butthurt" though, just minus the "election" part. As long as it makes you feel better so you can get the most enjoyment out of your hot chocolate.

Let's be real though, despite you being in capable of such things. You've been butthurt ever since Bernie got pwned in the primaries. First it was Hillary making your flaccid anus sore for rigging the primaries, then after Trump won, you needed an outlet for your butthurt, so he became it. You've been destined for chronic butthurt since the day Bernie was out, regardless of how the election went.

https://2static2.fjcdn.com/comments/1+from+one+butthurt+bernie+supporter+_431a031f36b5 52e76db52894e3ee71de.jpg

[Androidpk]

I didn't even vote for Sanders in the primary, that's how butthurt I am over him losing. Good try though? D for effort.

[Methais]

I didn't even vote for Sanders in the primary, that's how butthurt I am over him losing. Good try though? D for effort.

That doesn't change the fact that you got super butthurt after he was out with still no end in sight.

But it is pretty hilarious that as much as you went on about how great Bernie was, you were still too lazy to peel your ass off the couch and go vote for him.

Good job, loser.

[Parkbandit]

Says the snowflake who gets triggered any time posts a legitimate concern/criticism of Trump. And stop calling yourself normal, you are anything but. Just another generic neo nazi.

You aren't the benchmark of "normal". At all.

Most guys don't sleep with married women and then steal their stuff, complain when your female roommate masturbates too loudly and stay in your room for weeks on end, only to come out when they finally get their dream job at Goodwill.

You're a sociopathic loser. Sorry, but that is a fact.

[Androidpk]

You're a sociopathic loser. Sorry, but that is a fact.

Never once claimed to be normal. Gaslighting and projecting aren't going to get you anywhere. Sorry, try again.

[Methais]

Gaslighting and projecting aren't going to get you anywhere.

That's never stopped you before, as we'll likely witness in your next post.

[Androidpk]

That doesn't change the fact that you got super butthurt after he was out with still no end in sight.

But it is pretty hilarious that as much as you went on about how great Bernie was, you were still too lazy to peel your ass off the couch and go vote for him.

Good job, loser.

I was disappointed he didn't get the nomination but it was totally expected. Zero butthurt there. Try again.

[Methais]

I was disappointed he didn't get the nomination but it was totally expected. Zero butthurt there. Try again.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/378a40831d1001c96af434aa24b6dd97/tenor.gif?itemid=5850917

[Androidpk]

you were still too lazy to peel your ass off the couch


It's like all you do is mindlessly recycle what other people say

Low energy troll, sad.

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

[Parkbandit]

Never once claimed to be normal. Gaslighting and projecting aren't going to get you anywhere. Sorry, try again.


Finally.. we agree on something.

You aren't normal.

[Methais]

Low energy troll, sad.

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/R9hYIgG.png

It's like you don't even try anymore, and instead just keep recycling the same shit that you've already made yourself look like a massive retard over several times already.

You can't even be bothered to get off your ass to vote for the guy you wanted to be President.

It doesn't get anymore low energy than you.

[Parkbandit]

https://i.imgur.com/R9hYIgG.png

It's like you don't even try anymore, and instead just keep recycling the same shit that you've already made yourself look like a massive retard over several times already.

You can't even be bothered to get off your ass to vote for the guy you wanted to be President.

It doesn't get anymore low energy than you.

Let's not go making fun of his multiple disorders. You know it's difficult for him to leave the house he's living in.

Reported.

[Androidpk]

Finally.. we agree on something.

You aren't normal.

Do you consider yourself normal?

[Androidpk]

It doesn't get anymore low energy than you.

Okay troll, no need to be so butthurt.

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

https://www.washingtontimes.com/quiz/2015/feb/25/how-well-do-you-know-guns-take-quiz/

[Methais]

Let's not go making fun of his multiple disorders. You know it's difficult for him to leave the house he's living in.

Reported.

I should make a poll called "Who's the laziest most retarded person on the PC?" and put pk on the list, and then post a screenshot of the results even if he comes in last with only a fraction of the 2nd to last person's votes, and then act like I'm proving some sort of point.

But I'm too lazy. Not pk level lazy, but still.


Okay troll, no need to be so butthurt.

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

https://www.washingtontimes.com/quiz/2015/feb/25/how-well-do-you-know-guns-take-quiz/

See what I mean? :lol:

What a fucking loser.


Also:
https://i.imgur.com/R9hYIgG.png

[Parkbandit]

Do you consider yourself normal?

Far, far, far, far, far, far, far more normal than you will ever be.

Sorry. I know this will upset you and you will no doubt desire to lash out.

I really am sorry about your mental disorders though. Laughing about the mentally disabled isn't something I'm going to do.

Instead, I will find you some help. Let me know who's home you are staying in and in what town and I'll aid you in finding the help you need.

[Parkbandit]

I should make a poll called "Who's the laziest most retarded person on the PC?" and put pk on the list, and then post a screenshot of the results even if he comes in last with only a fraction of the 2nd to last person's votes, and then act like I'm proving some sort of point.

But I'm too lazy. Not pk level lazy, but still.


Lazy has gotten him this far in life.. why would he change now?

[Androidpk]

Far, far, far, far, far, far, far more normal than you will ever be.

Sorry. I know this will upset you and you will no doubt desire to lash out.

I really am sorry about your mental disorders though. Laughing about the mentally disabled isn't something I'm going to do.

Instead, I will find you some help. Let me know who's home you are staying in and in what town and I'll aid you in finding the help you need.

Just a totally normal 60 year old dude who spends all his time trolling people on a gaming forum that he doesn't even play anymore. Yep.

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

[Androidpk]

What a fucking loser.


Troll harder

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

[Parkbandit]

Just a totally normal 60 year old dude who spends all his time trolling people on a gaming forum that he doesn't even play anymore. Yep.

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

See, that's the difference between you and me: I don't spend "all my time" online. I have a normal life where I don't have to stay inside in a room I'm borrowing because the outside world is hard to deal with.

Sorry about your disorders and hopefully together we can find you some help. PM me. I have some spare time today.

[Methais]

Troll harder

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

It's like watching that kid in art class eat paste over and over.

Except the paste kid eventually realized he was retarded.

[Androidpk]

See, that's the difference between you and me: I don't spend "all my time" online. I have a normal life where I don't have to stay inside in a room I'm borrowing because the outside world is hard to deal with.

Sorry about your disorders and hopefully together we can find you some help. PM me. I have some spare time today.

Cracks me up how much I get under your skin that you feel the need to fabricate shit about me to feel better about yourself. Poor little snowflake. Maybe you and your troll pals should make a safe space forum where people can't hurt your feelings.

[Androidpk]

Except the paste kid eventually realized he was retarded.

Have you realized how retarded you are yet?

Narrator: No, he hasn't.

[Methais]

Cracks me up how much I get under your skin that you feel the need to fabricate shit about me to feel better about yourself. Poor little snowflake. Maybe you and your troll pals should make a safe space forum where people can't hurt your feelings.

The best way to tell how pk is feeling is to just see which feelings he's projecting on everyone else.

Sorry about your hurt feelings.

[Parkbandit]

Have you realized how retarded you are yet?

Narrator: No, he hasn't.

Is the narrator the voice in your head that you speak with?

Glad you've agreed that you are not normal. At all.

https://media.giphy.com/media/CwQuw9MLL4JfW/giphy.gif

[Parkbandit]

Cracks me up how much I get under your skin that you feel the need to fabricate shit about me to feel better about yourself. Poor little snowflake. Maybe you and your troll pals should make a safe space forum where people can't hurt your feelings.

Fabricate?

Sorry, no. It's all on this forum for all to read.

And before you go "OMG POST THEM THEN" I have on multiple occasions. I did that to ensure there would always be a record of your shitty life that other people can learn from.

[Androidpk]

Fabricate?

Sorry, no. It's all on this forum for all to read.

And before you go "OMG POST THEM THEN" I have on multiple occasions. I did that to ensure there would always be a record of your shitty life that other people can learn from.

Cry harder troll.

[Parkbandit]

Cry harder troll.

The only one crying here is you.

"YOU ARE FABRICATING STUFF AGAINST ME!!!"

You're regurgitated lines don't work when they don't make sense to normal people.

Sorry. Put forth an effort next time.

[Methais]

Is the narrator the voice in your head that you speak with?

Glad you've agreed that you are not normal. At all.

https://media.giphy.com/media/CwQuw9MLL4JfW/giphy.gif

https://78.media.tumblr.com/b73c300beed64f3505d30343cc298f80/tumblr_ojkvlhJCMw1w328m8o1_500.jpg

[Methais]

Cracks me up how much I get under your skin that you feel the need to fabricate shit about me to feel better about yourself. Poor little snowflake. Maybe you and your troll pals should make a safe space forum where people can't hurt your feelings.


Fabricate?

Sorry, no. It's all on this forum for all to read.

And before you go "OMG POST THEM THEN" I have on multiple occasions. I did that to ensure there would always be a record of your shitty life that other people can learn from.


Cry harder troll.

This concludes today's demonstration of "How every conversation ever goes with pk." Tune in again tomorrow where he will do the exact same thing.

A creative genius if I've ever seen one. Not even Obama and his superior intellect can hope to keep up.

[Androidpk]

trolls gonna troll

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

[Methais]

trolls gonna troll

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

Well would you look at that...

https://i.imgur.com/0cPANzT.png

Looks like it was just "and"

[Androidpk]

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

http://jewishbusinessnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/man-homeless-homeless-man-poverty-poor-street-dirty-homelessness-beggar-human-hobo-adult-men-jobless-beard-money-unemployment-indie-unemployed937665_640.jpg





























































































https://i.imgur.com/R9hYIgG.png

[Parkbandit]

Cracks me up how much I get under your skin that you feel the need to fabricate shit about me to feel better about yourself.

What precisely did I fabricate?

It's all here: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?50263-Thread-for-Things-That-Made-You-Smile-Today/page192

Also some here: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?85551-Whither-msconstrew

So again... what exactly did I fabricate?

[Androidpk]

So again... what exactly did I fabricate?

That I have to beg people for jobs. That I move from place to place sleeping on people's couches. The rest is you regurgitating shit that isn't true. Whatever helps you sleep easier at night though.

[Parkbandit]

That I have to beg people for jobs.

That's probably fair. You don't have to beg people for jobs.

You were unemployed for months and were too lazy to look for a job, but finally landed that big gig at Goodwill.


That I move from place to place sleeping on people's couches.

That's not true? I don't know enough about it.. just that you have begged at least 2 people on these forums to let you crash there.


The rest is you regurgitating shit that isn't true. Whatever helps you sleep easier at night though.

What other things aren't true?

You DID complain that diethx masturbated too loudly because you were in your room for weeks on end.

You DID sleep with a married woman and made fun of her husband.

You DID steal from her after you broke up.

At least mine has some factual basis to them... unlike yours that I have a gf that works at McDonalds and I am divorced.

[Androidpk]

At least mine has some factual basis to them... unlike yours that I have a gf that works at McDonalds and I am divorced.

You have zero factual basis behind any of that. Try harder troll. Or just keep spouting the same baseless BS you have been for the past 5+ years.

[Wrathbringer]

That I have to beg people for jobs. That I move from place to place sleeping on people's couches. The rest is you regurgitating shit that isn't true. Whatever helps you sleep easier at night though.

So you deny being aggravated with a woman masturbating loudly and proudly?

[Parkbandit]

You have zero factual basis behind any of that. Try harder troll. Or just keep spouting the same baseless BS you have been for the past 5+ years.

But I do have a factual basis.. given the threads I linked. You admitted to most of it. The others were claimed by the people you fucked over.

I would most certainly trust their claims over your "I'm Innocent! I'm the victim here" bullshit.

[Parkbandit]

Now.. I have to go do two inspections now. If you need me to pull specific posts out of those threads to show my "factual basis" I can easily do that.

It's a fun read and continues to illustrate what a piece of garbage you are.

[Androidpk]

Poor parkbandit confused once again, has no idea of the definition of factual.

[Parkbandit]

Poor parkbandit confused once again, has no idea of the definition of factual.

Really? Ok:


You were unemployed for months and were too lazy to look for a job, but finally landed that big gig at Goodwill.

From the person you mooched off:


You took advantage of that by letting me pay for your shit until you finally went to CCF and had some cash to throw my way and start paying your half of the rent and electric. It took you two months to get a job, mostly because you spent 80% of your time holed up in your bedroom, 18% in the kitchen cooking, and the other 2% looking for jobs. I offered to drive you wherever you wanted to go, for hours, just so you could pound the pavement and find work. You took me up on that offer once, for about two hours. I even offered to change my hours at work if you could find a job near my office and your hours needed accommodating, as you didn't have a car. You never left the fucking house, so I had pretty much zero time alone.


You DID complain that diethx masturbated too loudly because you were in your room for weeks on end.

From the jackass himself:


And yes I did hear you masturbate and it was gross.


You DID sleep with a married woman and made fun of her husband.

I don't think this is in doubt.. is it? Or are you saying you didn't?


You DID steal from her after you broke up.

Again.. from the jackass's mouth:


Talking me into cleaning out her GS account

You're such a victim. diethx talked you into it!

[Parkbandit]

You keep denying shit you've already admitted. Just like having a successful life: You're really bad at this.

[Androidpk]

You keep denying shit you've already admitted. Just like having a successful life: You're really bad at this.

I've admitted to having an affair with a married women, yes. Big fucking deal. I admitted I overheard diethx in her room one night as I was trying to sleep. Big fucking deal. I admitted to stealing shit? No, I admitted taking a couple of items that were mine off a shared account. I admitted that Diethx (who was feuding with msconstrew) wanted me to take all of her shit, which I didn't. I admitted to begging for a job? No. I admitted to begging 2 people for a place to crash? Nope, not even 1 person. Diethx reached out to me on 2 different occasions because she was looking for a room mate (to split the rent). I said no the first time and yes the second.

Try harder loser. Until then keep on trolling.

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

[Parkbandit]

I've admitted to having an affair with a married women, yes. Big fucking deal. I admitted I overheard diethx in her room one night as I was trying to sleep. Big fucking deal. I admitted to stealing shit? No, I admitted taking a couple of items that were mine off a shared account. I admitted that Diethx (who was feuding with msconstrew) wanted me to take all of her shit, which I didn't. I admitted to begging for a job? No. I admitted to begging 2 people for a place to crash? Nope, not even 1 person. Diethx reached out to me on 2 different occasions because she was looking for a room mate (to split the rent). I said no the first time and yes the second.

Try harder loser. Until then keep on trolling.

https://i.imgur.com/e9J8CID.jpg

Then clearly you don't understand how the English language works. Give that you specifically said:

"Talking me into cleaning out her GS account"

It's past tense. You cleaned out her GS account and then tried to blame diethx for talking you into it.

And honestly, the only loser here is you. Sorry, but not sorry.

[RichardCranium]

Can one of you just let the other one have the last word?

[Androidpk]

Then clearly you don't understand how the English language works. Give that you specifically said:

"Talking me into cleaning out her GS account"

It's past tense. You cleaned out her GS account and then tried to blame diethx for talking you into it.

And honestly, the only loser here is you. Sorry, but not sorry.

Yes, she was trying to get me to do something. I didn't. Another failure for PB.

[Parkbandit]

Can one of you just let the other one have the last word?

But his twisting and turning and squirming is making me laugh. I'm on topic.

YOU ARE NOT!

[Fortybox]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/5PoS05wXGsT9m/giphy.gif

[Methais]

So you deny being aggravated with a woman masturbating loudly and proudly?

Yes please answer this important question. DO YOU NOT DISLIKE THE SOUNDS OF SCHLUP SCHLUP?????

[Methais]

I admitted to stealing shit? No, I admitted taking a couple of items that were mine off a shared account.


Talking me into cleaning out her GS account

https://i.imgur.com/eGkgSCs.gif


Poor parkbandit confused once again, has no idea of the definition of factual.

https://i.imgur.com/eGkgSCs.gif

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/34117941_10156300530226772_3718492889995542528_n.j pg?_nc_cat=0&oh=d3bce093ec4f805987475875acb23563&oe=5BB35E27

More info in the link. I've already reported OP to the police for grammar.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/XGOz5wr.jpg

[Parkbandit]

https://i.imgur.com/XGOz5wr.jpg

LOL.

This is CNN............................................... .........

[Methais]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DetJK3wVAAAbiS3.jpg

[drauz]

https://twitter.com/IsraelinUSA/status/1003670703026135042

https://i.imgur.com/DH3r1T4.png

[Androidpk]

Someone asked Ted Cruz if he agreed that Trump could pardon himself. Cruz was silent for 18 seconds before responding, saying he wasn't familiar with that area of the law and couldn't answer. This is despite having written a 50+ page article on Obama's supposed abuse of power with pardons and having it published in a Harvard journal of law and public policy last April. The spinelessness of the Trump supporters never ceases to amaze me.

[Gelston]

Ted Cruz is a vampire lord.

[Parkbandit]

Ted Cruz is a vampire lord.

Yea, I actually liked Cruz prior to the 2016 nomination process. He just came across as a sniveling, greasy lawyer during most of that time. Really did himself no favors.

Sadly, Rubio didn't come across as authentic or knowledgeable during that same time.

[Gelston]

Yea, I actually liked Cruz prior to the 2016 nomination process. He just came across as a sniveling, greasy lawyer during most of that time. Really did himself no favors.

Sadly, Rubio didn't come across as authentic or knowledgeable during that same time.

Rubio is still young, he has a long career ahead of him. Ted Cruz, on the other hand, will need to return to Transylvania soon to refill on the blood of Ottoman foes.

And yes, I'm aware that they are actually only a year apart.

[Parkbandit]

Rubio is still young, he has a long career ahead of him. Ted Cruz, on the other hand, will need to return to Transylvania soon to refill on the blood of Ottoman foes.

And yes, I'm aware that they are actually only a year apart.

LOL.. I had no idea that they were that close in age. Being a blood sucking lawyer takes it's toll....

[cwolff]

Republicans are shitting their pants that some zealots will attempt an ACA repeal this Summer. The last thing they need going into midterms is to 1) take away people's health insurance 2) lose the fight attempting to take it away and 3) remind all Americans how popular ACA really is.


Numerous White House officials scoffed at the prospect of an actual Obamacare-repeal revival, saying that they can’t fathom depleting political capital on a project with virtually no chance of passage this close to the midterm elections. One West Wing official called it a “suicide” mission. A senior administration official said that the issue wasn’t being taken seriously inside the building because the president’s team has concluded “the votes aren’t there.”

With Trump and his aides eager to avoid revisiting one of their biggest legislative humiliations, the likelihood of Obamacare repeal and replace actually getting another hearing is incredibly remote. But that hasn’t stopped some in the party from fretting that the issue remains a political tripwire. In leadership circles, there is an emerging fear that those floating the idea of taking another whack at Obamacare repeal and replace are setting up a lose-lose situation in which GOP lawmakers look either feckless for ducking the issue or impotent for again failing to successfully pass it.

“All these people out there not responsible for elected real-life senators don’t seem to realize there are consequences for failed votes,” said one top Senate GOP aide. “We experienced them last summer. I don't understand why we would want to have that again.”
Or, as one top Democratic aide put it: “I can't believe they would be so stupid. That said, they often surprise me with how stupid they are.”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/a-suicide-mission-white-house-and-gop-leadership-fear-new-obamacare-repeal-push?via=twitter_page

[RichardCranium]

I wouldn't call 49% popular.

[Methais]

Lol @ 49% = being popular in cwolff’s vaginal bubble

[cwolff]

America’s allies should respond to steel tariffs with targeted sanctions on the Trump Organization
Forget retaliating against America; retaliate against something Trump cares about: his money (https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/6/5/17422492/sanction-trump-organization).

This is a great idea. I hope it gains traction internationally

[Ashlander]

Lol @ 49% = being popular in cwolff’s vaginal bubble

So popular they had to make it mandatory.

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/pgstU0i.jpg

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/UxmRXy5.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/y3WLZqv.jpg

[Parkbandit]

LOL.

So much manufactured outrage.

Those poor fools.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35114084_2125583720992865_8784821151122587648_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&oh=210261c61dff29f373f1b0bb36a50194&oe=5BC11684

[~Rocktar~]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35114084_2125583720992865_8784821151122587648_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&oh=210261c61dff29f373f1b0bb36a50194&oe=5BC11684

lulz

[Methais]

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey forced to apologize for eating Chick-fil-A during Pride Month (http://www.businessinsider.com/twitter-ceo-apology-chick-fil-a-gay-pride-month-2018-6)

:lol:

[Methais]

Look at this stupid fuck :lol:

https://i.imgur.com/9q97TKP.png

You go right ahead and do that champ. :lol:

[Androidpk]

Look at this stupid fuck :lol:

https://i.imgur.com/sn71xoE.png

You go right ahead and do that champ. :lol:

I plan on it, let me know how it works out for you.