Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Astray]

https://www.facebook.com/100009102767355/videos/2071888109791261/

I blame the PoundMeToo movement for this unnecessary violence.

And Fortnite.

Yeah... hit me like a man and let's pretend I'm not going to smash you right back. Yeah it was disrespectful of that soyboy to be doing that shit but there are far better ways to handle this.

[RichardCranium]

Yeah it was disrespectful of that soyboy to be doing that shit but there are far better ways to handle this.

What was disrespectful? Kid was dancing.

[Parkbandit]

Yeah... hit me like a man and let's pretend I'm not going to smash you right back. Yeah it was disrespectful of that soyboy to be doing that shit but there are far better ways to handle this.

I don't get what he was doing that was so wrong.. dancing behind her?

How is that disrespectful?

[Astray]

I don't get what he was doing that was so wrong.. dancing behind her?

How is that disrespectful?

Thrusting your hips behind a random stranger is typically bad form. She overreacted. Destroying people that do that is so easy. You tell them that they are lame/pathetic and tell them to move on because you don't appreciate it. The video wouldn't have gone up. Now she just looks like an unstable cunt that punches people.

[RichardCranium]

Thrusting your hips behind a random stranger is typically bad form. She overreacted. Destroying people that do that is so easy. You tell them that they are lame/pathetic and tell them to move on because you don't appreciate it. The video wouldn't have gone up. Now she just looks like an unstable cunt that punches people.

He wasn't thrusting his hips lol. He was flossing, a la the backpack kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru1ZZhxLX2I

[Astray]

He wasn't thrusting his hips lol. He was flossing, a la the backpack kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru1ZZhxLX2I

...the more I know. Can October be over yet? Sobriety is lame.

[Parkbandit]

...the more I know. Can October be over yet? Sobriety is lame.

I think you owe that little soyboy an apology. He doesn't look like he even knows how to thrust his hips.. especially to a female.

Do the right thing and apologize.

[Astray]

I think you owe that little soyboy an apology. He doesn't look like he even knows how to thrust his hips.. especially to a female.

Do the right thing and apologize.

Never!

[Methais]

Thrusting your hips behind a random stranger is typically bad form. She overreacted. Destroying people that do that is so easy. You tell them that they are lame/pathetic and tell them to move on because you don't appreciate it. The video wouldn't have gone up. Now she just looks like an unstable cunt that punches people.

He was doing the Fortnite floss dance.

https://www.tes.com/tesv2/files/inline-images/flossgif.gif

[Astray]

Goddamn it, Fortnite. When will you stop tearing America apart?

[Methais]

Goddamn it, Fortnite. When will you stop tearing America apart?

If she punched him for playing Fortnite, that would at least be understandable.

[Methais]

Democrat's Kavanaugh strategy:

https://i.imgur.com/HauMc4Y.mp4
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[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/xsEXmCf.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/xsEXmCf.gif

[Fortybox]

Democrat's Kavanaugh strategy:

https://i.imgur.com/HauMc4Y.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/HauMc4Y.gif

AKA time4fun logic.

[Methais]

AKA time4fun logic.

AKA PK scrubbing quoted posts and claiming X events didn't happen

AKA cwolff posting soy logic

[Fortybox]

AKA PK scrubbing quoted posts and claiming X events didn't happen

AKA cwolff posting soy logic

AKA soyfox logic

[Parkbandit]

AKA soyfox logic

Now, now, now.. you know Soyfox is very open minded and let's the evidence speak for itself before coming to a decision...

[Fortybox]

Now, now, now.. you know Soyfox is very open minded and let's the evidence speak for itself before coming to a decision...

time4fun and soywolf had a baby...lil soyfox, the ultimate "I stay at home" logic-based political analyzer.

[~Rocktar~]

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[Parkbandit]

I actually hope he keeps his hands off Roe v Wade or recuse himself. It’s the last tidbit that’lllet me be 100% on his confirmation.

What would be the reason he would have to recuse himself?

[Neveragain]

As an olive branch, it would be a political move to assuage hurt feelings on the left. Can you imagine how they would react if he cast the deciding vote on that hand grenade of an issue. There is no actual legal reason why he would though.

Democrats don't deserve an olive branch.

[Astray]

As an olive branch, it would be a political move to assuage hurt feelings on the left. Can you imagine how they would react if he cast the deciding vote on that hand grenade of an issue. There is no actual legal reason why he would though.

An olive branch to people that called him a rapist with no evidence. An olive branch toward the people that called in with death threats toward him and his family. An olive branch toward the people that wanted his career ended without due process.

Yeah, I'll hold my breath.

[Parkbandit]

As an olive branch, it would be a political move to assuage hurt feelings on the left. Can you imagine how they would react if he cast the deciding vote on that hand grenade of an issue. There is no actual legal reason why he would though.

He has zero grounds to recuse himself. There have been far more reasons for Judges to recuse themselves and they didn't.

And fuck the Democrats honestly. They brought this shit upon themselves with this circus bullshit. We need to take that branch and smack them across the ass with it.. they act like a bunch of spoiled, little, entitled children.

[Parkbandit]

An olive branch to people that called him a rapist with no evidence. An olive branch toward the people that called in with death threats toward him and his family. An olive branch toward the people that wanted his career ended without due process.

Yeah, I'll hold my breath.

Precisely.

Abortion is a 0 issue with me: I honestly don't give a shit either way.

I'll laugh my ass off if it's struck down.

And no, I'm STILL not tired of winning yet.

4 more years.

[~Rocktar~]

As an olive branch, it would be a political move to assuage hurt feelings on the left. Can you imagine how they would react if he cast the deciding vote on that hand grenade of an issue. There is no actual legal reason why he would though.

Yes yes, we should not do our job because of the feelings of some crying whiners who are upset that the tradition of false sexual assault accusations has failed yet again.

[cwolff]

As an olive branch, it would be a political move to assuage hurt feelings on the left. Can you imagine how they would react if he cast the deciding vote on that hand grenade of an issue. There is no actual legal reason why he would though.

There are no olive branches. We are in a cultural cold war. A minority of the nation is winning the war at the moment and they're doing it with a scorched earth strategy.

No one can make Kavanaugh recuse. It's an honor system thing. He did go on national TV blaming the democrats, left wing organizations and a plan to get revenge for the Clinton's. He also said that what goes around comes around. He should recuse from any case where this testimony can be called up and used to question his judgement. He won't though.

If we're being honest the President would have withdrawn him and gotten someone less problematic. There's 330 million people for whom trump is president. He should try to be a leader for all of us. That's not going to happen. Instead of taking the high road he and his people dismiss her testimony and some, like the guys we have here, go as far as to say she's a liar.

There will be no olive branches. Just consolidation of power until we don't even recognize what America used to stand for.

[Tgo01]

There will be no olive branches.

First time cwolff has been right about anything in his life.

It's funny how in the left's constant defeat they demand a win. They sought to destroy a man and his family's life without a second thought and after their shenanigans didn't work they sit here and say "But...but we should still get SOMETHING for our efforts!"

Fuck off you piece of shit. Did Democrats give any win to Republicans when Democrats controlled the presidency and congress under Obama? Hell no. They shoved as much shit through as they possibly could and now just like the two faced little turd muffin you are you demand Republicans bend over backwards to appease Democrats.

Have you noticed yet that everything Republicans are now doing is because Democrats started doing 10 years ago? And at the time everyone warned Democrats that it would come back to bite them in the ass and hey look at that, they were right.

Now sit down, shut the fuck up, and reap what you sow.

[Fortybox]

There are no olive branches. We are in a cultural cold war. A minority of the nation is winning the war at the moment and they're doing it with a scorched earth strategy.

No one can make Kavanaugh recuse. It's an honor system thing. He did go on national TV blaming the democrats, left wing organizations and a plan to get revenge for the Clinton's. He also said that what goes around comes around. He should recuse from any case where this testimony can be called up and used to question his judgement. He won't though.

If we're being honest the President would have withdrawn him and gotten someone less problematic. There's 330 million people for whom trump is president. He should try to be a leader for all of us. That's not going to happen. Instead of taking the high road he and his people dismiss her testimony and some, like the guys we have here, go as far as to say she's a liar.

There will be no olive branches. Just consolidation of power until we don't even recognize what America used to stand for.

Someone is being influenced by Bill Maher.

News Flash - he's a comedian and gets paid to entertain.

[Methais]

There are no olive branches. We are in a cultural cold war. A minority of the nation is winning the war at the moment and they're doing it with a scorched earth strategy.

No one can make Kavanaugh recuse. It's an honor system thing. He did go on national TV blaming the democrats, left wing organizations and a plan to get revenge for the Clinton's. He also said that what goes around comes around. He should recuse from any case where this testimony can be called up and used to question his judgement. He won't though.

If we're being honest the President would have withdrawn him and gotten someone less problematic. There's 330 million people for whom trump is president. He should try to be a leader for all of us. That's not going to happen. Instead of taking the high road he and his people dismiss her testimony and some, like the guys we have here, go as far as to say she's a liar.

There will be no olive branches. Just consolidation of power until we don't even recognize what America used to stand for.

When was the last time you went a full 24 hours without being a massive crybaby bitch?

[Methais]

First time cwolff has been right about anything in his life.

It's funny how in the left's constant defeat they demand a win. They sought to destroy a man and his family's life without a second thought and after their shenanigans didn't work they sit here and say "But...but we should still get SOMETHING for our efforts!"

Fuck off you piece of shit. Did Democrats give any win to Republicans when Democrats controlled the presidency and congress under Obama? Hell no. They shoved as much shit through as they possibly could and now just like the two faced little turd muffin you are you demand Republicans bend over backwards to appease Democrats.

Have you noticed yet that everything Republicans are now doing is because Democrats started doing 10 years ago? And at the time everyone warned Democrats that it would come back to bite them in the ass and hey look at that, they were right.

Now sit down, shut the fuck up, and reap what you sow.

This is correct.

[cwolff]

Here's an example of taking the high road. It's a futile example. There's no high road on the right.


The US Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit announced Saturday that Chief Judge Merrick Garland recused himself from handling ethics complaints filed against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, according to Buzzfeed.
Buzzfeed reports that the statement does not give an explanation for why Garland decided to recuse himself nor does it contain an update for the status of the Kavanaugh ethics complaints. Garland’s nomination for the Supreme Court in 2016 failed after Republicans refused to act on any Obama nominee.

[Tgo01]

Here's an example of taking the high road. It's a futile example. There's no high road on the right.

What high road is there here? Even the article you link suggests there is no reason why Garland would recuse himself.

You're such an easily fooled nitwit, no wonder you flock to the far left.

[Parkbandit]

There are no olive branches. We are in a cultural cold war. A minority of the nation is winning the war at the moment and they're doing it with a scorched earth strategy.

No one can make Kavanaugh recuse. It's an honor system thing. He did go on national TV blaming the democrats, left wing organizations and a plan to get revenge for the Clinton's. He also said that what goes around comes around. He should recuse from any case where this testimony can be called up and used to question his judgement. He won't though.

If we're being honest the President would have withdrawn him and gotten someone less problematic. There's 330 million people for whom trump is president. He should try to be a leader for all of us. That's not going to happen. Instead of taking the high road he and his people dismiss her testimony and some, like the guys we have here, go as far as to say she's a liar.

There will be no olive branches. Just consolidation of power until we don't even recognize what America used to stand for.

You called Kavanaugh a rapist, with ZERO evidence and ZERO witnesses.

You couldn't be more wrong about everything.. even if you tried.

[Androidpk]

You called Kavanaugh a rapist, with ZERO evidence and ZERO witnesses.

You couldn't be more wrong about everything.. even if you tried.

Irony

[Astray]

Irony

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[Tgo01]

Irony

It's time for everyone's favorite Game Show: Androidpk the Victim!

How will Androidpk claim to be the victim today?

[rolfard]

You called Kavanaugh a rapist, with ZERO evidence and ZERO witnesses.

You couldn't be more wrong about everything.. even if you tried.

The person making the accusation is technically a witness

[Methais]

It's time for everyone's favorite Game Show: Androidpk the Victim!

How will Androidpk claim to be the victim today?

He woke up this morning with a sore back because time4fun's vagina couch is too squishy.

[Tgo01]

He woke up this morning with a sore back because time4fun's vagina couch is too squishy.

:lol:

[Parkbandit]

The person making the accusation is technically a witness

Fantastic witness then.

She named 4 people. All 4 people said they don't recall it.

She didn't know the place, time, date, any real details at all.. just that she was 100% sure it was Kavanaugh.

Next witness please... this one is useless.

[Parkbandit]

He woke up this morning with a sore back because time4fun's vagina couch is too squishy.

BUT IT'S FREE!!

[rolfard]

Fantastic witness then.

She named 4 people. All 4 people said they don't recall it.

She didn't know the place, time, date, any real details at all.. just that she was 100% sure it was Kavanaugh.

Next witness please... this one is useless.

I recall being nearly drowned by my babysitters son when I was between 7 and 9. He held me under water at the Beach. I was there and know it happened but I can't tell you when or what beach or how we got there or home. I distinctly remember nearly being drowned and who it was and will forever though.

[Tgo01]

I recall being nearly drowned by my babysitters son when I was between 7 and 9. He held me under water at the Beach. I was there and know it happened but I can't tell you when or what beach or how we got there or home. I distinctly remember nearly being drowned and who it was and will forever though.

Do you think we should convict this man for attempted murder now because of this allegation?

[Neveragain]

I recall being nearly drowned by my babysitters son when I was between 7 and 9. He held me under water at the Beach. I was there and know it happened but I can't tell you when or what beach or how we got there or home. I distinctly remember nearly being drowned and who it was and will forever though.

Kids used to do that when I was younger, we called it being kids.

[rolfard]

The point of the story about my memory is neither what is acceptable or even actionable in court. It happened, and I'm sure I remember it even if the older boy, who was in his teens at the time, probably doesn't. He was at least 10 years older than me, knew better, had about 100 pounds on me and held my head under water with one hand. He was a violent dick and a bully and probably still is.

It happened, that's the point, and I believe both the plaintiff and the defendant here, as I am all too familiar with someone who gets black out drunk regularly and literally has no recollection of places gone, things said or done.

You may be uncomfortable that things are true if they go against what you wish to be true.

[Taernath]

The point of the story about my memory is neither what is acceptable or even actionable in court.

That's ultimately what it boils down to, though. I have no reason to doubt your story (or Ford's) but unless there's some kind of corroboration ... what do you expect someone to do? I'd like to think that a court, public opinion or otherwise, requires at least some kind of evidence beyond the accuser's word.

[Fortybox]

The point of the story about my memory is neither what is acceptable or even actionable in court. It happened, and I'm sure I remember it even if the older boy, who was in his teens at the time, probably doesn't. He was at least 10 years older than me, knew better, had about 100 pounds on me and held my head under water with one hand. He was a violent dick and a bully and probably still is.

It happened, that's the point, and I believe both the plaintiff and the defendant here, as I am all too familiar with someone who gets black out drunk regularly and literally has no recollection of places gone, things said or done.

You may be uncomfortable that things are true if they go against what you wish to be true.

She had nobody to corroborate her story. There just weren't any facts. Did you not listen to Sen. Collins speech? She lays out a strong case for her reasoning.

Was the bully Fabio? Maybe your memory has caused it to manifest in that horrible avatar of yours.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lVY6iV5G3rFxPq/giphy.gif

[cwolff]

That's ultimately what it boils down to, though. I have no reason to doubt your story (or Ford's) but unless there's some kind of corroboration ... what do you expect someone to do? I'd like to think that a court, public opinion or otherwise, requires at least some kind of evidence beyond the accuser's word.

The thing to do is withdraw the nominee. There are a number of conservative judges who could take his place without damaging the institution. Gorsuch got in last year and you only need 50 votes so no one can say that it's too big an obstacle. Conversely they could have done a substantive investigation whose goal was fact finding as much as possible instead of being done as fast as possible.


These things are important. It's bigger than Kavanaugh and should be taken seriously. Now there will always be a black mark on Kavanaugh and SCOTUS because of some mad dash for short term political gain.

[Fortybox]

The thing to do is withdraw the nominee. There are a number of conservative judges who could take his place without damaging the institution. Gorsuch got in last year and you only need 50 votes so no one can say that it's too big an obstacle. Conversely they could have done a substantive investigation whose goal was fact finding as much as possible instead of being done as fast as possible.


These things are important. It's bigger than Kavanaugh and should be taken seriously. Now there will always be a black mark on Kavanaugh and SCOTUS because of some mad dash for short term political gain.

Wrong. The left's political smear didn't work for Justice Thomas and it didn't work for Justice Kavanaugh.

You lost. Get over it.

[Gelston]

The thing to do is withdraw the nominee. There are a number of conservative judges who could take his place without damaging the institution. Gorsuch got in last year and you only need 50 votes so no one can say that it's too big an obstacle. Conversely they could have done a substantive investigation whose goal was fact finding as much as possible instead of being done as fast as possible.


These things are important. It's bigger than Kavanaugh and should be taken seriously. Now there will always be a black mark on Kavanaugh and SCOTUS because of some mad dash for short term political gain.

Withdraw what nominee? It is done. He is confirmed.

[Taernath]

The thing to do is withdraw the nominee.

You're using the wrong tense here, because what happened is done. What the dems should have done was release the letter as soon as they received it instead of at the 11th hour, so it could be more fully investigated. They knew about this back in July, and I don't believe that they sat on it because they wanted to protect her privacy.

[Neveragain]

The thing to do is withdraw the nominee. There are a number of conservative judges who could take his place without damaging the institution. Gorsuch got in last year and you only need 50 votes so no one can say that it's too big an obstacle. Conversely they could have done a substantive investigation whose goal was fact finding as much as possible instead of being done as fast as possible.


These things are important. It's bigger than Kavanaugh and should be taken seriously. Now there will always be a black mark on Kavanaugh and SCOTUS because of some mad dash for short term political gain.

The same was said of Thomas, he has turned out to be an excellent judge.

The left would have bitched and moaned about any conservative judge.

You're mad because the supreme court now has a majority of judges who don't look at the constitution as a living, breathing document.

[cwolff]

You're using the wrong tense here, because what happened is done. What the dems should have done was release the letter as soon as they received it instead of at the 11th hour, so it could be more fully investigated. They knew about this back in July, and I don't believe that they sat on it because they wanted to protect her privacy.

Yes, past tense. It's too late now.

The dems fucked it up but that's no excuse. You don't get to use timing as a mulligan from doing the right thing.

[Tgo01]

The thing to do is withdraw the nominee. There are a number of conservative judges who could take his place without damaging the institution. Gorsuch got in last year and you only need 50 votes so no one can say that it's too big an obstacle. Conversely they could have done a substantive investigation whose goal was fact finding as much as possible instead of being done as fast as possible.


These things are important. It's bigger than Kavanaugh and should be taken seriously. Now there will always be a black mark on Kavanaugh and SCOTUS because of some mad dash for short term political gain.

cwolff is so pathetic he thinks a mere accusation should be enough to withdraw a nominee. Gee, I can't see this being abused.

[~Rocktar~]

Yes, past tense. It's too late now.

The dems fucked it up but that's no excuse. You don't get to use timing as a mulligan from doing the right thing.

And you don't get to use timing as a poison pill to prevent doing the right thing which is what you and your side has tried.

[cwolff]

And you don't get to use timing as a poison pill to prevent doing the right thing which is what you and your side has tried.

You don't get to use timing as a mulligan from doing the right thing.

[Fortybox]

You don't get to use timing as a mulligan from doing the right thing.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ZsS8GFJKJeJoRQ4/giphy.gif

[~Rocktar~]

You don't get to use timing as a mulligan from doing the right thing.

Way more than the right thing was done.

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[Parkbandit]

I recall being nearly drowned by my babysitters son when I was between 7 and 9. He held me under water at the Beach. I was there and know it happened but I can't tell you when or what beach or how we got there or home. I distinctly remember nearly being drowned and who it was and will forever though.

Did you ever confront him about it? Did you ever say anything to the babysitter? Do you think that since you were so young, perhaps you don't quite remember how it actually happened and you might just be confusing regular horseplay between 2 kids as he was attempting to murder you?

What would you have us do? Just take the word of Dr. Ford.. who named 4 people who couldn't collaborate her story at all? There is nothing in the past 30 years of this man's life.. a life he has dedicated to public service.. that would give any indication that this story was true.

You would rather we just ruin this man's life because you disagree with him politically.

That's pathetic, petty and small.

[Parkbandit]

The thing to do is withdraw the nominee. There are a number of conservative judges who could take his place without damaging the institution. Gorsuch got in last year and you only need 50 votes so no one can say that it's too big an obstacle. Conversely they could have done a substantive investigation whose goal was fact finding as much as possible instead of being done as fast as possible.

It wasn't too big of an obstacle.. given that he's now confirmed and he is a Justice.

But the circumstances are completely different here.


These things are important. It's bigger than Kavanaugh and should be taken seriously.

So, because you politically disagree with him, it's ok to smear and ruin the man's life.. because these things are so important.


Now there will always be a black mark on Kavanaugh and SCOTUS because of some mad dash for short term political gain.

The black mark is on the Democrats on this one. They are the ones that behaved like spoiled little kids who can't have their way.

Glad you lost, you deserve it.

[rolfard]

Did you ever confront him about it? Did you ever say anything to the babysitter? Do you think that since you were so young, perhaps you don't quite remember how it actually happened and you might just be confusing regular horseplay between 2 kids as he was attempting to murder you?

What would you have us do? Just take the word of Dr. Ford.. who named 4 people who couldn't collaborate her story at all? There is nothing in the past 30 years of this man's life.. a life he has dedicated to public service.. that would give any indication that this story was true.

You would rather we just ruin this man's life because you disagree with him politically.

That's pathetic, petty and small.

Noone said anyone had to do anything. And I am not interested in this politically as I don't know or care enough about it in that respect. I know simply that I can see the man is a piece of garbage and resents anyone for pointing it out to him, like any alcoholic would and does.

[Fortybox]

Noone said anyone had to do anything. And I am not interested in this politically as I don't know or care enough about it in that respect. I know simply that I can see the man is a piece of garbage and resents anyone for pointing it out to him, like any alcoholic would and does.

https://media.giphy.com/media/7WyoWzSgeOb6g/giphy.gif

[Methais]

Noone said anyone had to do anything. And I am not interested in this politically as I don't know or care enough about it in that respect. I know simply that I can see the man is a piece of garbage and resents anyone for pointing it out to him, like any alcoholic would and does.

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[Methais]

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[Parkbandit]

Noone said anyone had to do anything. And I am not interested in this politically as I don't know or care enough about it in that respect. I know simply that I can see the man is a piece of garbage and resents anyone for pointing it out to him, like any alcoholic would and does.

Well shit.. why do we even need a judge or court system?? We could just give rolfart the power to read something on the Internet and make the decision about guilt or innocence. Hell, he doesn't even have to see the person accused.. he "knows simply"!

[Methais]

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[~Rocktar~]

https://i.imgur.com/2XNwRZI.gif

ROFL!

[Methais]

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[Astray]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZrEW13fwLc

[Tgo01]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZrEW13fwLc

Yeah that debate was unfair, it's like a sumo wrestler going up against a toddler. Although strangely enough in this analogy Cenk isn't the sumo wrestler.

[Methais]

Yeah that debate was unfair, it's like a sumo wrestler going up against a toddler. Although strangely enough in this analogy Cenk isn't the sumo wrestler.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w6Vy3l9Gk4

[Methais]

Michael Avenatti challenges Donald Trump Jr. to MMA fight (https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/oct/9/michael-avenatti-challenges-donald-trump-jr-mma-fi/)

Now I know what being desperate to stay almost relevant looks like.

[Gelston]

Michael Avenatti challenges Donald Trump Jr. to MMA fight (https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/oct/9/michael-avenatti-challenges-donald-trump-jr-mma-fi/)

Now I know what being desperate to stay almost relevant looks like.

Okay, but he has to get through all the secret service first.

[Astray]

What a tool.

[Taernath]

Must be feeling froggy after watching McGregor vs. Khabib.

[Methais]

https://www.facebook.com/Americanvoicesthedailycaller/videos/745377775794444/
CNN's Jim Acosta whined to another anchor about his treatment at the hands of the American people, not realizing that he speaks to the Trump Administration with the same disdain he is now on the receiving end of...

https://media.giphy.com/media/LixHIuUnP0r5e/giphy.gif

[Astray]

"I demand respect, you fucking assholes!"

This attitude seems very familiar to a few people here.

[Methais]

I knew it :lol:

https://www.spartareport.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/trump-war-soy-boy-758x479.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/7sJaiRu.gif

[drauz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/463059337162653716/499638372265099295/Thought_Police.jpg?width=346&height=519
https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/ffrrhI71wsrTpLdInypSd5cs1kixDIOzVdCjWvZ_hgM/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/DpFNId1XgAACLJ4.jpg?width=400&height=296
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/463059337162653716/499638372265099298/Believe_all_victims.png?width=257&height=301

[Neveragain]

The fat bitch though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x_R75D41eI

[RichardCranium]

Holy shit I want to go to Portland now.

[Methais]

The fat bitch though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x_R75D41eI

"Look at me I'm the traffic police! Look at me guys! Look! Someone look at me god dammit! Why don't my parents love me?"

[Parkbandit]

What a bunch of retards.

This is your Democrat Party of 2018.

[Methais]

I don't get how the Mayor of a city can get away with ordering police to stand down in order to allow this kind of shit to happen in the streets and putting lives in danger intentionally. Are there no legal repercussions for bullshit like that?

[Parkbandit]

I don't get how the Mayor of a city can get away with ordering police to stand down in order to allow this kind of shit to happen in the streets and putting lives in danger intentionally. Are there no legal repercussions for bullshit like that?

Imagine cwolff as the mayor of Portland.

Now you have a good picture of Ted Wheeler.

[Methais]

Imagine cwolff as the mayor of Portland.

Now you have a good picture of Ted Wheeler.

https://media.giphy.com/media/gdKAVlnm3bmKI/giphy.gif

[Astray]

Listen to them with their fucking racist hatred. Those cops are fucking pathetic too.

[Neveragain]

Listen to them with their fucking racist hatred. Those cops are fucking pathetic too.

It gets even better. I looked a little deeper into this and it turns out that the police brought charges against the old man. Let that shit sink in.

[Tgo01]

It gets even better. I looked a little deeper into this and it turns out that the police brought charges against the old man. Let that shit sink in.

To be fair he did drive into a person. But on the other hand this is what happens when you allow lawlessness to fester, the old guy was probably scared and didn't know what to do and the cops were nowhere to be found because the mayor told them to let the thugs do whatever they wanted.

It's like Charlottesville all over again; allow people to do whatever they want with no police intervention and eventually someone is going to take it too far.

[Astray]

To be fair he did drive into a person. But on the other hand this is what happens when you allow lawlessness to fester, the old guy was probably scared and didn't know what to do and the cops were nowhere to be found because the mayor told them to let the thugs do whatever they wanted.

It's like Charlottesville all over again; allow people to do whatever they want with no police intervention and eventually someone is going to take it too far.

He panicked. I don't agree with running people down but they were fucking on him like locusts just because his skin color. The cops standing there making excuses are the reason good people get hurt. Protect and fucking serve, not stand idly by hemming and hawing over what to do next and how people will feel.

They cannot and should not be allowed to block traffic. They cannot and should not be allowed free reign to hurt who they choose. God I want Antifa in my home town. I'll fuck them up on my own.

[Neveragain]

To be fair he did drive into a person. But on the other hand this is what happens when you allow lawlessness to fester, the old guy was probably scared and didn't know what to do and the cops were nowhere to be found because the mayor told them to let the thugs do whatever they wanted.

It's like Charlottesville all over again; allow people to do whatever they want with no police intervention and eventually someone is going to take it too far.

Having your vehicle corralled is scary as fuck, had that happen when we first moved to Tampa in the 90's. The x was driving, kids were in the car, honestly it's only time in my life where I felt my families life was in danger. Stopping in this situation is how you get Reginald Denny'd.

[Candor]

Imagine cwolff as the mayor of Portland.

I wish I was mayor of Portland. At the next protest, I would have half the local police force and a couple hundred National Guardsmen ready to handle the situation.

[Gelston]

I wish I was mayor of Portland. At the next protest, I would have half the local police force and a couple hundred National Guardsmen ready to handle the situation.

The mayor doesn't have any authority over the National Guard.

[Candor]

The mayor doesn't have any authority over the National Guard.

Of course not - this would be a request. Any bets as to whether the current administration would support it?

[Gelston]

Of course not - this would be a request. Any bets as to whether the current administration would support it?

The Governor of Oregon controls the National Guard for the state, and I doubt she'd approve it. The President can't really do anything, unless Title 10 is invoked, and even then, it is illegal to use them for domestic law enforcement.... Unless the insurrection act is also invoked... In which case he'd just be sending in the Regular Army and you being Mayor wouldn't mean much of anything.

[Candor]

The Governor of Oregon controls the National Guard for the state, and I doubt she'd approve it. The President can't really do anything, unless Title 10 is invoked, and even then, it is illegal to use them for domestic law enforcement.... Unless the insurrection act is also invoked... In which case he'd just be sending in the Regular Army and you being Mayor wouldn't mean much of anything.

Hopefully you don't edit your response again while I compose my response :).

Yes I agree that the current governor would not use her authority to use the National Guard unless the situation gets much worse than it is now.

Admittedly I don't think a President has federalized the National Guard since 1957 - it is a rare event. But we don't have a typical President. I think he might jump at the chance to make a statement in a situation like this one. But I could be wrong.

In any case, something has to be done in Portland, or protestors will almost certainly become more aggressive until they are stopped.

[Parkbandit]

In any case, something has to be done in Portland, or protestors will almost certainly become more aggressive until they are stopped.

They reap what they sow. Keep electing these retards into office.

Honestly, don't care. Let that be a shining example of what the new Democrat Party is all about.

A bunch of soymilk drinking losers.

[Methais]

To be fair he did drive into a person. But on the other hand this is what happens when you allow lawlessness to fester, the old guy was probably scared and didn't know what to do and the cops were nowhere to be found because the mayor told them to let the thugs do whatever they wanted.

It's like Charlottesville all over again; allow people to do whatever they want with no police intervention and eventually someone is going to take it too far.

He should just walk into court and be like "I tried to call the cops but the Mayor made them stand down, wtf was I supposed to do?"

When the cops won't do shit, they leave people no choice but to take the law into their own hands. Dude was just tyring to get away anyway, not go all Batman on these fat fucks.

What a bunch of fucking retards.

[Gelston]

Hopefully you don't edit your response again while I compose my response :).

Yes I agree that the current governor would not use her authority to use the National Guard unless the situation gets much worse than it is now.

Admittedly I don't think a President has federalized the National Guard since 1957 - it is a rare event. But we don't have a typical President. I think he might jump at the chance to make a statement in a situation like this one. But I could be wrong.

In any case, something has to be done in Portland, or protestors will almost certainly become more aggressive until they are stopped.

It has been federalized a lot of times since then. Lots of Iraq and Afghanistan deployments. The insurrection act was even used in the LA Riots, which allowed the US Marines and the regular Army to assist.

[Candor]

It has been federalized a lot of times since then. Lots of Iraq and Afghanistan deployments. The insurrection act was even used in the LA Riots, which allowed the US Marines and the regular Army to assist.

I meant for domestic issues. I forgot about the LA riots.

[Methais]

ANTIFA STRIKES NY GOP CLUB IN OVERNIGHT ATTACK, WARNS ‘THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING’ (https://www.dangerous.com/50116/exclusive-antifa-strikes-ny-gop-club-in-overnight-attack-warns-this-is-only-the-beginning/)

https://pics.me.me/hurry-up-mom-i-have-to-go-fight-fascism-14904403.png

[Astray]

I will volunteer as extra security.

[Candor]

[QUOTE=Methais;2059743]ANTIFA STRIKES NY GOP CLUB IN OVERNIGHT ATTACK, WARNS ‘THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING’ (https://www.dangerous.com/50116/exclusive-antifa-strikes-ny-gop-club-in-overnight-attack-warns-this-is-only-the-beginning/)

You will understand that I am not going to treat a news outlet named "Dangerous" with the slogan "She never needs to know" as a trustworthy media source.

[drauz]

[QUOTE=Methais;2059743]ANTIFA STRIKES NY GOP CLUB IN OVERNIGHT ATTACK, WARNS ‘THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING’ (https://www.dangerous.com/50116/exclusive-antifa-strikes-ny-gop-club-in-overnight-attack-warns-this-is-only-the-beginning/)

You will understand that I am not going to treat a news outlet named "Dangerous" with the slogan "She never needs to know" as a trustworthy media source.

It looks like it's Milo's site. He has said a few times at least that he likes turning straight men for the night, that's probably what the "She never needs to know" is about. The articles will have a heavily conservative bias though.

[Methais]

ANTIFA STRIKES NY GOP CLUB IN OVERNIGHT ATTACK, WARNS ‘THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING’ (https://www.dangerous.com/50116/exclusive-antifa-strikes-ny-gop-club-in-overnight-attack-warns-this-is-only-the-beginning/)

You will understand that I am not going to treat a news outlet named "Dangerous" with the slogan "She never needs to know" as a trustworthy media source.

Take your pick
https://www.google.com/search?q=antifa+gop+night+club&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS804US804&oq=antifa+gop+night+club&aqs=chrome..69i64.2392j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Since you're bad at quoting correctly, I fixed that too.

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/43879365_10212580638446577_3752161490816204800_o.j pg?_nc_cat=105&oh=bdf3b53468c6c722cab91ec4a7524b82&oe=5C54DE47

[Methais]

https://www.facebook.com/291504485017708/posts/293657384802418/

[Neveragain]

This Sundays political shows trying to shut up the alt-left.

https://i.imgur.com/Ne6dd.gif

[~Rocktar~]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/43788844_1871269972910599_1737899585080131584_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=7aefd22aed6c7f3797ab0c7baf849ef6&oe=5C539539

[~Rocktar~]

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[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44046026_2242798605938042_1728315167990611968_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&oh=2e123c768fa2c4f61012bea690e327cf&oe=5C5E15CC

[Neveragain]

Elizabeth Warren may be 1/512 American Indian.

https://i.imgflip.com/1cz52g.jpg

[Astray]

Elizabeth Warren may be 1/512 American Indian.

Pffft.

[Methais]

I heard it was 1/1024

Meanwhile Tiger Woods had his 50% blackness revoked by ESPN because butthurt. :lol:

[Astray]

No tribe will recognize her at such a low margin. No legitimate tribe, anyway.

[Neveragain]

I heard it was 1/1024

Meanwhile Tiger Woods had his 50% blackness revoked by ESPN because butthurt. :lol:

Yea, I saw that she later admitted that she basically has no indian blood in her at all.

Basically someone in her bloodline was from one of the American continents around 1000 years ago.

[Neveragain]

No tribe will recognize her at such a low margin. No legitimate tribe, anyway.

1/35 is the minimum recognized.

[Parkbandit]

Elizabeth Warren may be 1/512 American Indian.

https://i.imgflip.com/1cz52g.jpg

This just in: Boston Globe, while trying to show "OMG SHE'S A REAL INDIAN!" had to issue a correction about the percentage. It's now the same amount as a typical white person of European decent.. somewhere around .09% and .18%

I need to have my DNA checked.. that way maybe my kids can fulfill some diversity goals by hiring them.

[Astray]

1/35 is the minimum recognized.

On paper, sure.

[Neveragain]

From The Onion:


Elizabeth Warren Disappointed After DNA Test Shows Zero Trace Of Presidential Material

https://politics.theonion.com/elizabeth-warren-disappointed-after-dna-test-shows-zero-1829766407?__twitter_impression=true

[Tgo01]

No tribe will recognize her at such a low margin. No legitimate tribe, anyway.

I was reading a news article where they spoke with a Native American (a real one, not a pretend one) and she said white people do this shit all the time; have a DNA test done which shows they may have had a Native American ancestor generations ago then they show up at the tribe and be like "Hey I'm part of your tribe now! So let's discuss that casino money."

She said it's nowhere near that simple, they want you to prove your lineage by tracing your roots back and not just rely on some DNA test, they also want you to show you have been a part of their culture and all that stuff too.

To be fair Warren never claimed she was part of a tribe but she sure as shit played up her Native American "heritage" a hell of a lot. She seems to think this DNA test vindicates her but honestly I think she looks worse now than if she had just ignored the calls for a DNA test. She sought out the person to do the DNA test meaning she got the best possible result she could ask for and it still shows that MAYBE 10 generations ago she had a Native American ancestor. She's a joke at this point.

[Methais]

I was reading a news article where they spoke with a Native American (a real one, not a pretend one) and she said white people do this shit all the time; have a DNA test done which shows they may have had a Native American ancestor generations ago then they show up at the tribe and be like "Hey I'm part of your tribe now! So let's discuss that casino money."

She said it's nowhere near that simple, they want you to prove your lineage by tracing your roots back and not just rely on some DNA test, they also want you to show you have been a part of their culture and all that stuff too.

To be fair Warren never claimed she was part of a tribe but she sure as shit played up her Native American "heritage" a hell of a lot. She seems to think this DNA test vindicates her but honestly I think she looks worse now than if she had just ignored the calls for a DNA test. She sought out the person to do the DNA test meaning she got the best possible result she could ask for and it still shows that MAYBE 10 generations ago she had a Native American ancestor. She's a joke at this point.

To be fair, she's always been a joke.

[Neveragain]

Because my balls was hot:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFKhr3EpmqA

[Tgo01]

To be fair, she's always been a joke.

True. Now she's the joke.

[Astray]

I was reading a news article where they spoke with a Native American (a real one, not a pretend one) and she said white people do this shit all the time; have a DNA test done which shows they may have had a Native American ancestor generations ago then they show up at the tribe and be like "Hey I'm part of your tribe now! So let's discuss that casino money."

She said it's nowhere near that simple, they want you to prove your lineage by tracing your roots back and not just rely on some DNA test, they also want you to show you have been a part of their culture and all that stuff too.

I know, trust me.

[Tgo01]

I know, trust me.

You were shot down after trying to get that casino money?

[Astray]

You were shot down after trying to get that casino money?

Nope. I never wanted any. I'm a relative of someone who has been on the Council, Tgo!

[Tgo01]

Nope. I never wanted any. I'm a relative of someone who has been on the Council, Tgo!

Well get that casino money and give it to me then! I never turn down casino money.

[Astray]

Well get that casino money and give it to me then! I never turn down casino money.

Too much paper work. Plus the casino out here is only mildly successful.

[Tgo01]

Cherokee Nation is officially tired of Warren's shit. (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/cherokee-nation-responds-to-senator-warren-says-dna-test-useless-to-determine-tribal-citizenship)


The Cherokee Nation responded to the results of Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren's DNA test on Monday, arguing that “a DNA test is useless to determine tribal citizenship.” The response comes after the Democratic senator revealed that, based on tests, she has Native-American ancestry “in the range of 6-10 generations ago.”

"Current DNA tests do not even distinguish whether a person’s ancestors were indigenous to North or South America," Cherokee Nation Secretary of State Chuck Hoskin Jr. said in a press release.

"Sovereign tribal nations set their own legal requirements for citizenship, and while DNA tests can be used to determine lineage, such as paternity to an individual, it is not evidence for tribal affiliation," Hoskins continued. "Using a DNA test to lay claim to any connection to the Cherokee Nation or any tribal nation, even vaguely, is inappropriate and wrong. It makes a mockery out of DNA tests and its legitimate uses while also dishonoring legitimate tribal governments and their citizens, whose ancestors are well documented and whose heritage is proven. Senator Warren is undermining tribal interests with her continued claims of tribal heritage."

Warren, took the rare step of sharing DNA test results examining her long-challenged Native-American bloodline. According to the analysis, as first reported by The Boston Globe, “the vast majority” of Warren’s family tree is European and there is “strong evidence” she has Native-American ancestry - albeit anywhere from 1/64 to 1/1,024.

I think Warren has made things worse for Democrats. They now have to decide if they are going to defend a privileged rich white woman whose own DNA test suggests she is 99% white against the "racists" on the right from attacking her Native American "heritage", or if they are going to defend the minorities they claim to be in the business of defending.

[Gelston]

Cherokee Nation is officially tired of Warren's shit. (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/cherokee-nation-responds-to-senator-warren-says-dna-test-useless-to-determine-tribal-citizenship)



I think Warren has made things worse for Democrats. They now have to decide if they are going to defend a privileged rich white woman whose own DNA test suggests she is 99% white against the "racists" on the right from attacking her Native American "heritage", or if they are going to defend the minorities they claim to be in the business of defending.

I'm .02% African.

[Neveragain]

I'm .02% African.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5F_AhciUy4

[Neveragain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVTalHAXSfQ

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-r4ZKi5Hg2ls/WVyWLAuuOSI/AAAAAAAADjU/csDfC-YyZdYySPrk44W1gSmNsprA7dJfwCLcBGAs/s640/Trump%2BWWE.gif

[Gelston]

She has to cover legal fees too. oops

[Fortybox]

I was reading a news article where they spoke with a Native American (a real one, not a pretend one) and she said white people do this shit all the time; have a DNA test done which shows they may have had a Native American ancestor generations ago then they show up at the tribe and be like "Hey I'm part of your tribe now! So let's discuss that casino money."

She said it's nowhere near that simple, they want you to prove your lineage by tracing your roots back and not just rely on some DNA test, they also want you to show you have been a part of their culture and all that stuff too.

To be fair Warren never claimed she was part of a tribe but she sure as shit played up her Native American "heritage" a hell of a lot. She seems to think this DNA test vindicates her but honestly I think she looks worse now than if she had just ignored the calls for a DNA test. She sought out the person to do the DNA test meaning she got the best possible result she could ask for and it still shows that MAYBE 10 generations ago she had a Native American ancestor. She's a joke at this point.

Whoever does her PR should be fired, lol.

Her PR rep is probably time4fun.

[Fortybox]

https://i.redd.it/0got644v6rr11.jpg

[Astray]

She has to cover legal fees too. oops

Oh fuck.

[Parkbandit]

http://theweek.com/articles/801606/how-hillary-clinton-could-win-2020

I didn't bother reading the article.. but I really, REALLY hope they do run her again as the Democrat nominee.

Fucking morons.

[Fortybox]

http://theweek.com/articles/801606/how-hillary-clinton-could-win-2020

I didn't bother reading the article.. but I really, REALLY hope they do run her again as the Democrat nominee.

Fucking morons.

There's no way Hillary is going to run and win the DNC nomination.

It's going to be Oprah.

[~Rocktar~]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44229668_2315946165099524_5678347567365095424_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=dfee771f7b74541ce052f2271b225a96&oe=5C58EE2C

[Tgo01]

Ben Shapiro is killing it with this Warren news. He said Trump shouldn't keep his promise of giving her 1 million dollars if she could prove she was part Native American, instead he should write her a check for 1/1024th of a million dollars since that's all the Native American blood in her she could prove.

[Neveragain]

It's the gift that keeps on giving.


https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44237379_10217356834902870_6898437545823043584_n.j pg?_nc_cat=107&oh=1ce9301167aac7b0a910ce6ec0495156&oe=5C5A947B

[~Rocktar~]

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[Methais]

Feinstein looks straight out of a horror movie most of the time.

[Gelston]

LOL. Trump. You guys are such a bunch of dick riders you don't realize the irony.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Indian%20Giver

Indian Giver
Someone who makes a deal/plan/promise or gives a gift to someone. Then, when it is at the other persons advantage/gets what they want/needs to go back on what they said in order to get what they wnat, without regard to the other party, immediately goes back on their word/promise or takes back whatever was given and leaves the other person completley fucked

Racist.

[drauz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/463059337162653716/501634201963986945/Dpml8jWVAAAhmrV.png?width=400&height=269

[Tgo01]

Trump's exact statement finished with "if you take the test and it shows you're an Indian".

The DNA test showed that someone in Warren's family...six to ten generations ago...was of Native American descent. Six to ten generations ago? Gimme a break.

Plus Trump did say he would provide the DNA test in which Warren would use for said 1 million dollars. I don't know why the entire media is acting as if Trump backed out of a one million dollar promise, he specifically said he would provide the DNA test in his original speech.

There really was absolutely no upside to this for Warren, well I guess there was because she can rely on the media to lie and distort the truth and suggest Trump said something he didn't.

[Candor]

Arrgh what happened to my post? Repeating it here:

Trump's exact statement finished with "if you take the test and it shows you're an Indian".

The DNA test showed that someone in Warren's family...six to ten generations ago...was of Native American descent. Six to ten generations ago? Gimme a break.

But Trump did make the offer (he shouldn't have, but he did), and a donation of roughly $1000 would make the charity Warren mentioned look bad. Let's not put the charity in the middle of this mess. A compromise would seem to be in order.

[Neveragain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA9WAnHMwGg

https://shiva4senate.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/s4s-real-indian-bus.jpg

[Neveragain]

https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44224992_10217358854433357_753875994351239168_n.jp g?_nc_cat=106&oh=14ca46afaa20fe8c62553f4eba0342cc&oe=5C49609B

[Parkbandit]

Ben Shapiro is killing it with this Warren news. He said Trump shouldn't keep his promise of giving her 1 million dollars if she could prove she was part Native American, instead he should write her a check for 1/1024th of a million dollars since that's all the Native American blood in her she could prove.

Perfect solution. Best spent $976.56 ever.

[Methais]

LOL. Trump. You guys are such a bunch of dick riders you don't realize the irony.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Indian%20Giver

Indian Giver
Someone who makes a deal/plan/promise or gives a gift to someone. Then, when it is at the other persons advantage/gets what they want/needs to go back on what they said in order to get what they wnat, without regard to the other party, immediately goes back on their word/promise or takes back whatever was given and leaves the other person completley fucked

If it's not enough for an actual tribe to recognize, why should anyone else?

https://i.imgur.com/dYzPylJ.jpg

https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/cherokee-nation-issues-statement-on-sen-elizabeth-warren-s-dna-test-results

[Wrathbringer]

If it's not enough for an actual tribe to recognize, why should anyone else?

https://i.imgur.com/dYzPylJ.jpg

https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/cherokee-nation-issues-statement-on-sen-elizabeth-warren-s-dna-test-results

You are arguing with a retard.

[Wrathbringer]

Arrgh what happened to my post? Repeating it here:

Trump's exact statement finished with "if you take the test and it shows you're an Indian".

The DNA test showed that someone in Warren's family...six to ten generations ago...was of Native American descent. Six to ten generations ago? Gimme a break.

But Trump did make the offer (he shouldn't have, but he did), and a donation of roughly $1000 would make the charity Warren mentioned look bad. Let's not put the charity in the middle of this mess. A compromise would seem to be in order.

You're stupid. Stop posting. Thanks.

[rolfard]

I thought her claim was always that she had a great grandparent who was a native American, which she has now proven.

[Neveragain]

So she’s like every white American who were here since the 13 colonies.

Not really, most white people select "white" on the application. Warren...not so much.

[Parkbandit]

I thought

Here's when the train fell off the tracks...


her claim was always that she had a great grandparent who was a native American, which she has now proven.

Her best case scenario would be her great, great, great, great, great grandparent. That would be the absolute closest relative to her that it could be.. from a test result she cherry picked as the best.

[Parkbandit]

Not really, most white people select "white" on the application. Warren...not so much.

Hey now, she's a "woman of color!" Do you know how many glass ceilings she has broken, by being the FIRST tenured Native American woman at Harvard!?

[Neveragain]

I thought her claim was always that she had a great grandparent who was a native American, which she has now proven.

No, her mother.

The legend of Fauxcahontas:


Warren has claimed for years that she is of Cherokee Indian descent. She even used to tell a story alleging her parents eloped because of the discrimination suffered by her supposedly part-Cherokee mother.

Tests showed that it may have been her great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandparent. Maybe.

[Parkbandit]

https://pics.me.me/elizabeth-warren-leftist-fraud-she-lied-about-being-cherokee-to-14178588.png

[Methais]

I can't wait to hear the left cry about cultural appropriation this Halloween while simultaneously giving 1/1024 Warren a pass.

I'm probably more black than she is Native American.

[Astray]

Is she really all the Democratic party has to offer?

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/O6x6YDN.jpg

I like how they completely ignore the fact that the rain has already stopped and Melania is dry. :lol:

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44062958_2243711245846778_5747481800502935552_n.jp g?_nc_cat=104&oh=7a78aada69be66ede020d62054e93dd9&oe=5C4884F8

:lol:

[Astray]

I like how they completely ignore the fact that the rain has already stopped and Melania is dry. :lol:

Gotta generate that click bait.

[Methais]

Gotta generate that butthurt.

Fixed.

[Tgo01]

I thought her claim was always that she had a great grandparent who was a native American, which she has now proven.

A great grandparent isn't 6-10 generations ago. She also claimed that her father's family was so racist that they were against their son marrying an obvious Indian woman so they had to elope. If her full blooded Native American family relative was 6-10 generations ago it is highly unlikely her mother would show many features of being Native American. Also her mother is about as white as Warren herself is.

[Gelston]

Antifa getting beat up


https://www.facebook.com/Breaking911/videos/246868382646008/

[Tgo01]

Antifa getting beat up


https://www.facebook.com/Breaking911/videos/246868382646008/

That was nice of them to drag the Antifa members back into frame so we could watch.

Why is it 99% of Antifa members seem to be scrawny little white guys? The other 1% being the Snorlax Antifa member.

[Fortybox]

I can't wait to hear the left cry about cultural appropriation this Halloween while simultaneously giving 1/1024 Warren a pass.

I'm probably more black than she is Native American.

If white privilege exists, why did she have to fake being Native American.

She’s a fraud.

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/PHfizaQ.jpg

[Astray]

Antifa getting beat up


https://www.facebook.com/Breaking911/videos/246868382646008/

Needs to happen more often. Also more proof that Antifa bitches can't do anything without a sucker punch or mob tactics.

[Methais]

Antifa getting beat up


https://www.facebook.com/Breaking911/videos/246868382646008/

best part :lol:

https://i.imgur.com/dezOx2g.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/dezOx2g.gif

[Astray]

Throughout that video the dude quickly becomes an MMA striking bag.

[Tgo01]

I just realized this video has a watermark from the NYPD and it seems to zoom in on the one dude's face. Are they really getting involved in Antifa starting shit and getting their asses kicked and are insisting the people without the masks are the ones that need to be identified and arrested?

Why not enforce their anti-mask laws and then this whole problem of Antifa thuggery goes away?

[Gelston]

I just realized this video has a watermark from the NYPD and it seems to zoom in on the one dude's face. Are they really getting involved in Antifa starting shit and getting their asses kicked and are insisting the people without the masks are the ones that need to be identified and arrested?

Why not enforce their anti-mask laws and then this whole problem of Antifa thuggery goes away?

Fights are still fights.

[Tgo01]

Fights are still fights.

Yes but maybe they should actually look into stopping Antifa. It seems like they are giving Antifa a free pass because they let them walk around in masks knowing they are going to cause trouble.

[Gelston]

Yes but maybe they should actually look into stopping Antifa. It seems like they are giving Antifa a free pass because they let them walk around in masks knowing they are going to cause trouble.

They are probably going after all of them.

[Fortybox]

LOL the Mueller report is imminent.

Remember that this isn’t political at all. It must be a coincidence that the report is coming out a couple weeks before the election...

[Fortybox]

Source?

It’s like all over the news. Just google search it.

And no, I don’t believe Mueller is going to wait until after the midterms. Information will leak out prior to the election - you can count on that.

[Neveragain]

Being an American when Canada legalizes cannabis.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f27db3a9698a169d5b0a4302fc675235/tenor.gif?itemid=9633769

[Astray]

Being an American when Canada legalizes cannabis.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f27db3a9698a169d5b0a4302fc675235/tenor.gif?itemid=9633769

Back in the early 2k's, sure. Now? If I'm desperate, I can drive to Vegas, drop a hundred on gas, another two hundred on pot from a dispensary, and be back in time for breakfast tomorrow.

Not that sober October is particularly difficult at 17 days in.

[Neveragain]

Back in the early 2k's, sure. Now? If I'm desperate, I can drive to Vegas, drop a hundred on gas, another two hundred on pot from a dispensary, and be back in time for breakfast tomorrow.

Not that sober October is particularly difficult at 17 days in.

After living in WA for a year and moving again, it's gay as fuck. I'm not driving fucking 700 miles for weed and then risking driving back through 2 dry states. I don't even fuck with it now.

[Astray]

After living in WA for a year and moving again, it's gay as fuck. I'm not driving fucking 700 miles for weed and then risking driving back through 2 dry states. I don't even fuck with it now.

Road TO Vegas has a check point (one) but not coming FROM Vegas.

[Taernath]

Road TO Vegas has a check point (one) but not coming FROM Vegas.

Which road, 93?

[Astray]

Which road, 93?

YER MUMS ROAD

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44260840_2010836925873194_5051565608127168512_n.jp g?_nc_cat=103&oh=0528f58e4bf317bb5c37640414be7fe4&oe=5C4F81C1

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44307002_1959705330776508_8871281003159617536_n.jp g?_nc_cat=109&oh=b20ec1bcfb9a0e2e726f1d0cb72959a1&oe=5C4C69FA

[Neveragain]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44260840_2010836925873194_5051565608127168512_n.jp g?_nc_cat=103&oh=0528f58e4bf317bb5c37640414be7fe4&oe=5C4F81C1

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44307002_1959705330776508_8871281003159617536_n.jp g?_nc_cat=109&oh=b20ec1bcfb9a0e2e726f1d0cb72959a1&oe=5C4C69FA

http://npcsimulator.com/

NPC Response - NPC #1489252

Go back to The_Donald you Deplorable.You will always be a islamophobicWe must RESIST again bot's like yourselfJust remember, people like you will cause millions to loose healthcare.fool.

[Methais]

http://npcsimulator.com/

NPC Response - NPC #1489252

Go back to The_Donald you Deplorable.You will always be a islamophobicWe must RESIST again bot's like yourselfJust remember, people like you will cause millions to loose healthcare.fool.

NPC Response - NPC #7660881
I can already tell you are a Trumpkin.Your mother must be so proud to raise a Re-thug-lican.You being a troll causes deaths everyday.Just remember, people like you will cause technological advances to stop.extremist.

^ 99% sure I've seen cwolff post this almost word for word, except with "Trumplican."

This is fantastic. :lol:

[Neveragain]

The hits keep on coming.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0VXOYeMMVA

[Fortybox]

http://npcsimulator.com/

NPC Response - NPC #1489252

Go back to The_Donald you Deplorable.You will always be a islamophobicWe must RESIST again bot's like yourselfJust remember, people like you will cause millions to loose healthcare.fool.

zomg - so this whole time...time4fun was actually npcsimulator.com in disguise??


NPC Response - NPC #3235674
LOL whatever Basement Dweller.You are a islamophobic completely.It is sad how big of a hack you are.Just remember, people like you will cause us to loose all our allies.hack.

[drauz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/463059337162653716/502556640046874645/warrengone.png?width=400&height=287

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44253131_1792463597565933_7723661000024522752_n.jp g?_nc_cat=104&oh=97fe6b80e2523d99f7528c0da41418ea&oe=5C45D30A

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX2IQVwCFAk

Voter fraud is a myth guys!

[Methais]

Street Artist Gives Maxine Waters Starring Role In 'Halloween' (https://www.dailywire.com/news/37353/see-it-street-artist-gives-maxine-waters-starring-james-barrett?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_content=062316-news&utm_campaign=benshapiro&fbclid=IwAR2EndCxHyHYV3BTzvO0i3KFMUK2380OXzWM51Jbj 7sbPAGy35JbXtDKmYg)

https://www.dailywire.com/sites/default/files/sabo_maxine_waters_halloween.jpg

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0aienuCBdg

https://i.imgur.com/133J7sd.png

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44427082_10217201796018204_708184255355682816_n.jp g?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=b83ce24289f14a58f056284c54105e63&oe=5C5749BC

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44382243_2225642154334891_6362402382919237632_n.jp g?_nc_cat=109&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=1a788b3e421b15c463719aabc485d586&oe=5C870B65

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44319767_2246195275598375_2696270744899289088_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=755de2baa3b2f7bacb2605d3b5af6af8&oe=5C503A9A (https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/are-after-work-drinks-a-conspiracy-against-women)

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/are-after-work-drinks-a-conspiracy-against-women

After work drinks are sexist.

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44319767_2246195275598375_2696270744899289088_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=755de2baa3b2f7bacb2605d3b5af6af8&oe=5C503A9A (https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/are-after-work-drinks-a-conspiracy-against-women)

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/are-after-work-drinks-a-conspiracy-against-women

After work drinks are sexist.

Yeah, because men are the only ones who do that.

[Taernath]

Fight the patriarchy by ordering a Slow Screw Against the Wall.

That would probably result in a harassment complaint though.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44495284_10158030471909478_1506429211789754368_n.j pg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=af3072b7efb3e2ff1ab452ed890aba66&oe=5C48CAAB

[Astray]

https://i.imgur.com/efdYYo5.jpg

[Methais]

Why can't Trump ever be a Dorito instead?

[Methais]

Texas Democrat Beto O'Rourke's Senate campaign sued over unwanted text messages (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/texas-democrat-beto-orourkes-senate-campaign-sued-over-unwanted-text-messages)

:lol:

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44595016_10158035692384478_8752857141217329152_n.j pg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=0d525e49124f57d27ad5f007a32f9cb8&oe=5C4CF368

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44543140_1263094773830559_6368422367995101184_n.jp g?_nc_cat=104&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=8202ba6be597fef18a55a2b0b0ebe923&oe=5C48C9C3

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44548648_2247551455462757_546666280703229952_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=c6d067eec3bbceb5fa5e84c2a17575bd&oe=5C41434E

[Methais]

Another failed Antifa supply run, probably

https://i.imgur.com/fFsG4c0.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/fFsG4c0.gif

[Gelston]

Theres a little puppy at the end.

[Astray]

I feel bad for the puppy.

[Parkbandit]

Another failed Antifa supply run, probably

https://i.imgur.com/fFsG4c0.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/fFsG4c0.gif

What were they planning on doing, stealing pot?

And that's why you need a loaded shotgun in your store at all times. You could have rid the world of 3 pieces of shit.

[Astray]

The shitty thing is, you're not allowed weapons in the store. Not even for self defense. That's why most dispensaries have some of the nicest dudes working for Security.

Also that's a smoke shop. They always have good cash and the merchandise is worth a lot.

[Neveragain]

The shitty thing is, you're not allowed weapons in the store. Not even for self defense. That's why most dispensaries have some of the nicest dudes working for Security.

Also that's a smoke shop. They always have good cash and the merchandise is worth a lot.

The dispensary I went to always had retired military at the entrance checking ID.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/wShPjOt.jpg

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44686819_2248585155359387_3250693186783281152_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=aca4fd1a57f3d9033fbb1438f7117e01&oe=5C82D4EE

[Gelston]

I love how PTSD is getting so watered down to just meaning "upset". This is why people talk shit at people who actually have it. This is why people with legitimate cases of it don't ever tell anyone or talk about it.

[Methais]

I love how PTSD is getting so watered down to just meaning "upset". This is why people talk shit at people who actually have it. This is why people with legitimate cases of it don't ever tell anyone or talk about it.

Just like the race card. And the rape card.

[Methais]

Snow White is anti-woman because Prince Charming kissed her before getting consent


https://www.facebook.com/Americanvoicesthedailycaller/videos/333166273910118

[Gelston]

Snow White is anti-woman because Prince Charming kissed her before getting consent


https://www.facebook.com/Americanvoicesthedailycaller/videos/333166273910118

IN the original story he did a whole lot more than kiss her.

[Methais]

IN the original story he did a whole lot more than kiss her.

Ass to mouth?

[Gelston]

Ass to mouth?

He fucked her, got her pregnant, she had a baby, all while still in the coma.

[Methais]

He fucked her, got her pregnant, she had a baby, all while still in the coma.

She didn't say no though right?

[Gelston]

She didn't say no though right?

Well, she was in a coma, so no.

[Methais]

Well, she was in a coma, so no.

No she did? Or no she didn't?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x02enMJDeKM

[Gelston]

No she did? Or no she didn't?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x02enMJDeKM

She said nothing at all.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44733974_1878098392243735_7187422934275719168_n.jp g?_nc_cat=110&_nc_eui2=AeGQhAqSKGY4_Sv24NQHcdD-uTd1o_95_d5RYCnFqxdQG1WjGNF8Mf9kJPgt4Tu7xD-OQH3TuSRwveO2_AulvmBC8ovkBEUYXvdUX19E-TR21Q&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=3c0a192972384f6e6ed3933c03ff4a4e&oe=5C86CB85

[Parkbandit]

I love how PTSD is getting so watered down to just meaning "upset". This is why people talk shit at people who actually have it. This is why people with legitimate cases of it don't ever tell anyone or talk about it.

It's honestly a new thing that the snowflakinials want to appropriate for their use.

The reason why they don't really like to talk about it is the stigma of mental illness.

[Gelston]

It's honestly a new thing that the snowflakinials want to appropriate for their use.

The reason why they don't really like to talk about it is the stigma of mental illness.

Sure, that is part of the reason. But a bunch of little bitches claiming PTSD for something like their candidate losing and election only makes that social stigma worse.

[Parkbandit]

Sure, that is part of the reason. But a bunch of little bitches claiming PTSD for something like their candidate losing and election only makes that social stigma worse.

Yup.

[drauz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/398973785426100234/504386720670679041/image0.png?width=250&height=300

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/oKV1Zdj.jpg

[Astray]

Welp, got my vote.

[~Rocktar~]

Funny and tragically sad at the same time.

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44733998_1886544488049814_1928228913318723584_n.jp g?_nc_cat=109&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=480f502c7c8b9acd115dfbf8e0faedf2&oe=5C559E6C

[Androidpk]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqW9KsiWoAAhDlt.jpg

[Gelston]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqW9KsiWoAAhDlt.jpg

When are you going to post up the death threats you received on the PC?

[Methais]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqW9KsiWoAAhDlt.jpg

What's it supposed to say? Twitter for GovernmentPhone?


When are you going to post up the death threats you received on the PC?

Yes, when are you going to post up the death threats you received on the PC? Especially since you're already dead, as we can see below:

https://i.imgur.com/Ep4fEgS.png

[Androidpk]

Trump's iphone would be his personal phone, not his government one..

[Methais]

Trump's iphone would be his personal phone, not his government one..

Would his government phone show up as "Twitter for TrumpsGovernmentPhone"? You seem to be in the know as to how government phones interact with social media. Please enlighten.

And after that, show us these death threats you say you got.

[Wrathbringer]

Trump's iphone would be his personal phone, not his government one..

subpoena death threats female masturbation

[Gelston]

Trump's iphone would be his personal phone, not his government one..

Except GSA has iPhones.

https://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucdsclnk?sl=51QSCI17128025

You can go buy their old ones.

[Methais]

Except GSA has iPhones.

https://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucdsclnk?sl=51QSCI17128025

You can go buy their old ones.

Greater Shadow Armor from Asheron's Call has iPhones? Fucking right.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/asheron/images/9/97/Greater_Amuli_Shadow_%28Pre-Patch%29_Suit_Live.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141117100152

[Gelston]

Greater Shadow Armor from Asheron's Call has iPhones? Fucking right.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/asheron/images/9/97/Greater_Amuli_Shadow_%28Pre-Patch%29_Suit_Live.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141117100152

Yes.

But also for those that do not know, all Government vehicles, devices, paper, pens, etc are procured by the General Services Administration. They have iPhones, so Donald Trump could very well have a Government iPhone.

[Methais]

Yes.

But also for those that do not know, all Government vehicles, devices, paper, pens, etc are procured by the General Services Administration. They have iPhones, so Donald Trump could very well have a Government iPhone.

I bet pk has received more death threats than Trump.

[Gelston]

I bet pk has received more death threats than Trump.

I bet he sniffs his own farts more than Trump too.

[Methais]

I bet he sniffs his own farts more than Trump too.

It's probably hard not to when his anus looks like an old flat tire with no rim after t4f wrecking.














































































Probably.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44828947_537214786729424_4332313630071586816_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=102&_nc_eui2=AeGWkTnFcfCzqkPAJ7Sjecd-n7gKAQ8GPNZK9A7S4IHXL-PS5kw_VGli38QZABKB8YFoP3OgXjluaN4fDp-n8zCcj5GjhrGPTF-lk9iwSRiNLQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=e6c620defe5ef86a8186f3a0f1c9070c&oe=5C3DF435

[Tgo01]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqW9KsiWoAAhDlt.jpg

Do you think the government makes their own phones or something? Are you this dumb? Well you consider people being mean to you in rep comments means they are sending you death threats so yes, yes you are apparently this dumb.

[Astray]

https://i.imgur.com/3LNjt0P.jpg

[Gelston]

It was actually confirmed that Trump has an encrypted Government issued iPhone. Pk proving yet again he is little more than a drone.

GSA has had iPhones in their inventory since 2012. Perhaps research before you post dumb shit, huh pk?

[Methais]

Was reading some random shit about Megyn Kelly getting pwned and saw...

https://i.imgur.com/Bk4hPeP.png

Yates, Yardley, and Thatcher? Seriously what the fuck is with people giving their kids these stupid as fuck names these days like they were born already wearing a top hat and monocle? :lol:

[Methais]

It was actually confirmed that Trump has an encrypted Government issued iPhone. Pk proving yet again he is little more than a drone.

GSA has had iPhones in their inventory since 2012. Perhaps research before you post dumb shit, huh pk?

Drone = flies around and blows things up including itself

Pk = drone = you implying pk should blow himself up and die = death threat

Reported for death threats.