Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Methais]

Greek Life retreat cancelled after banana peel found in tree

A student said he threw the peel because he could not find a garbage can, but the incident made some students uneasy, so the school “felt it was imperative to provide space immediately to students affected by this incident.”

https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9679

I hope this is satire, but I don't really have any actual hope left.

[Tgo01]

Greek Life retreat cancelled after banana peel found in tree

A student said he threw the peel because he could not find a garbage can, but the incident made some students uneasy, so the school “felt it was imperative to provide space immediately to students affected by this incident.”

https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9679

I hope this is satire, but I don't really have any actual hope left.

Banana peels are serious business!

Studies show that black people are 12.26% more likely to slip and fall on a banana peel than a white person so clearly this was a targeted attack.

[Methais]

Banana peels are serious business!

Studies show that black people are 12.26% more likely to slip and fall on a banana peel than a white person so clearly this was a targeted attack.

What are the numbers for slipping on banana peels in trees though?

I just want to know why a banana peel in a tree is such a traumatizing experience, even for these fragile little fucks.

[Tgo01]

I just want to know why a banana peel in a tree is such a traumatizing experience, even for these fragile little fucks.

One would need to disengage completely from reality in order to even attempt to understand the mental gymnastics going on with this outrage.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21192504_10155566371896772_2283826776681864065_n.j pg?oh=e159e9a2abb75b16320fa472cb9922eb&oe=5A562197

[Neveragain]

That's the home of Ronald Perleman, a multi-billionaire who made his fortune on Wall Street through leveraged buyouts.
Hollywood A-list actors can get very rich but not quite Wall Street rich.

McMansions all look the same to me

http://c2.vgtstatic.com/thumbll/6/0/60150-v1/ron-perlmans-house.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

One would need to disengage completely from reality in order to even attempt to understand the mental gymnastics going on with this outrage.That's adorable.

https://i.imgur.com/CIr7TvC.jpg

I keep trying to tell you people.

Everything you agree with now was a matter of contention in the past.

That's just a fact.

Ergo, everything that's a matter of contention now will be universally acclaimed on one side or the other in the future.

Check it out with or without Brule (, Doctor Steve).

Think about it. Think. Think about it.

You can't stop the river as it rushes to the sea. You can try to stop the hands of time, but you know it just can't be.

You can make your peace with it, or you can grow continually disaffected as time goes on and progress continues. Those are literally your only two choices.

[Tgo01]

That's adorable.

https://i.imgur.com/CIr7TvC.jpg

I keep trying to tell you people.

Everything you agree with now was a matter of contention in the past.

That's just a fact.

Ergo, everything that's a matter of contention now will be universally acclaimed on one side or the other in the future.

Check it out with or without Brule (, Doctor Steve).

Think about it. Think. Think about it.

You can't stop the river as it rushes to the sea. You can try to stop the hands of time, but you know it just can't be.

You can make your peace with it, or you can grow continually disaffected as time goes on and progress continues. Those are literally your only two choices.

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2241834/84634123.gif

[Methais]

That's adorable.

https://i.imgur.com/CIr7TvC.jpg

I keep trying to tell you people.

Everything you agree with now was a matter of contention in the past.

That's just a fact.

Ergo, everything that's a matter of contention now will be universally acclaimed on one side or the other in the future.

Check it out with or without Brule (, Doctor Steve).

Think about it. Think. Think about it.

You can't stop the river as it rushes to the sea. You can try to stop the hands of time, but you know it just can't be.

You can make your peace with it, or you can grow continually disaffected as time goes on and progress continues. Those are literally your only two choices.

Hey! We're not "you people," you people are "you people!"

@Whirlin hate speech!

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwIypE-QWAk

[subzero]

Banana peels are serious business!

Studies show that black people are 12.26% more likely to slip and fall on a banana peel than a white person so clearly this was a targeted attack.

Ooohoho, that's cute. Tryin to call the black folk monkeys, are we?!

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21192993_10155763520694445_8120948005568641463_n.j pg?oh=3c95c47c4483bf6cb95e40867d40646b&oe=5A1C97A9

Half of this list describes pretty much every teen everywhere.

What's next? Throwing banana peels in trees?

[Taernath]

1-6 are part of the I Hate My Parents hate group.

[Gelston]

This list is apparently from Canada. It looks like some shit that the US would have put out in the 80s or 90s.

[Latrinsorm]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21192993_10155763520694445_8120948005568641463_n.j pg?oh=3c95c47c4483bf6cb95e40867d40646b&oe=5A1C97A9

Half of this list describes pretty much every teen everywhere.

What's next? Throwing banana peels in trees?Which uh... which half did you have in mind?

[Methais]

Which uh... which half did you have in mind?

The half that describes most teens in general. Had you been allowed to leave the house growing up you'd recognize which ones I'm referring to.

[Latrinsorm]

The half that describes most teens in general. Had you been allowed to leave the house growing up you'd recognize which ones I'm referring to.There you go again...

[Methais]

There you go again...

If you had to guess, which half would you pick?

[Gelston]

There you go again...

All the ones that don't mention racism or Nazi in them.

[Methais]

All the ones that don't mention racism or Nazi in them.

How is Latrin ever going to learn how the world works if we just keep giving him the answers? You're only hurting Latrin!

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/21192591_1968156186735620_1996028068218436930_n.jp g?oh=26ab355873ac1baf0167eca91ff5d382&oe=5A57B076

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21314723_1587286361292301_3507225483697442583_n.jp g?oh=90e1dadc2abdd8aecfa720dcc765fb31&oe=5A13418B

[Latrinsorm]

If you had to guess, which half would you pick?Why would I guess when I could simply ask you what you meant by what you said? Sheesh, this is like talking with Warriorbird.

[Parkbandit]

https://cdn1.ijr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/imageedit_1_6239687860.jpg

[Methais]

Why would I guess when I could simply ask you what you meant by what you said? Sheesh, this is like talking with Warriorbird.

Because I want to see how you view it first and what kind of bullshit you come up with. I already know that you know the "normal" answer, and I don't feel like getting Latrin'd today.

[Methais]

https://cdn1.ijr.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/imageedit_1_6239687860.jpg

In b4 "There's no "I" in team this is proof that Trump is only in it for his own personal gain!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Tenlaar]

In b4 "There's no "I" in team this is proof that Trump is only in it for his own personal gain!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yeah, because why bother with the actual valid criticism of things like this being incredibly petty and making him look like a small man who is less interested in being the President than being "the winner."

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuRNXFkQZkk

[Tenlaar]

I don't really understand what point people who post that video think that it's making. It's always titled (and generally posted) in a way that implies it's some crazy SJW getting "destroyed" when it's just...people having a calm and not even remotely confrontational discussion...

[drauz]

I don't really understand what point people who post that video think that it's making. It's always titled (and generally posted) in a way that implies it's some crazy SJW getting "destroyed" when it's just...people having a calm and not even remotely confrontational discussion...

I get what you mean but this one is pretty aptly named. Guy calls him a skinhead and regrets it.

Also most of those videos aren't calm discussions.

[subzero]

I don't really understand what point people who post that video think that it's making. It's always titled (and generally posted) in a way that implies it's some crazy SJW getting "destroyed" when it's just...people having a calm and not even remotely confrontational discussion...

It's a result of people wanting money and/or internet fame/credibility/whatever.

[Tenlaar]

I get what you mean but this one is pretty aptly named. Guy calls him a skinhead and regrets it.

What basis do you have for the "regrets it" part? It's not aptly named at all. It's named to make people on the left look bad even though it's a perfect example of people with opposing viewpoints having a respectful discussion.

[Neveragain]

What basis do you have for the "regrets it" part? It's not aptly named at all. It's named to make people on the left look bad even though it's a perfect example of people with opposing viewpoints having a respectful discussion.

It's called marketing, 211k views. (roughly $1600 in revenue for that one video)

I have to assume the ginger regrets it based off the fact that he ends up apologizing for being a bigot.

[drauz]

What basis do you have for the "regrets it" part? It's not aptly named at all. It's named to make people on the left look bad even though it's a perfect example of people with opposing viewpoints having a respectful discussion.

Isn't that what an apology generally is?

The video itself makes certain people on the left look bad, the title is just adding gas to a fire. Its called clickbait, nothing new. Sure, it ended in a discussion but only because the cameraman calls the guy over to talk to him. Sorry it doesn't make you laugh, it makes me though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQrOBoeV6p4

[Neveragain]

Isn't that what an apology generally is?

The video itself makes certain people on the left look bad, the title is just adding gas to a fire. Its called clickbait, nothing new. Sure, it ended in a discussion but only because the cameraman calls the guy over to talk to him. Sorry it doesn't make you laugh, it makes me though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQrOBoeV6p4

The video where this guy tries to give everyone a pepsi is pretty entertaining.

[Methais]

Yeah, because why bother with the actual valid criticism of things like this being incredibly petty and making him look like a small man who is less interested in being the President than being "the winner."

You sound very mad. On a scale of 1 to 10 how mad are you?

[Wrathbringer]

You sound very mad. On a scale of 1 to 10 how mad are you?

This is correct.

[drauz]

George Soros petition to name him a terrorist and seize his assests.

[Tenlaar]

Isn't that what an apology generally is?

If you saw a video of a guy bumping into a lady at a store and saying "oh, sorry about that" before moving on, would you say titling the video "man strikes woman in store, ends up regretting it" is an accurate description of events?

[Neveragain]

If you saw a video of a guy bumping into a lady at a store and saying "oh, sorry about that" before moving on, would you say titling the video "man strikes woman in store, ends up regretting it" is an accurate description of events?

Nobody would read your rag bro.

[Tenlaar]

You sound very mad. On a scale of 1 to 10 how mad are you?

https://media.tenor.com/images/8a5917e0a267c435b65faeeb43ea6b3b/tenor.gif

Honestly though, I just think it's genuinely embarrassing that this man is our President and a little unnerving how many of my fellow countrymen are not just accepting but encouraging of his blatant lies and petty behavior.

[Wrathbringer]

https://media.tenor.com/images/8a5917e0a267c435b65faeeb43ea6b3b/tenor.gif

Honestly though, I just think it's genuinely embarrassing that this man is our President and a little unnerving how many of my fellow countrymen are not just accepting but encouraging of his blatant lies and petty behavior.

He's a huge step up from obummer. 4 more years.

[drauz]

If you saw a video of a guy bumping into a lady at a store and saying "oh, sorry about that" before moving on, would you say titling the video "man strikes woman in store, ends up regretting it" is an accurate description of events?

Again its clickbait. Its an overly dramatized version of what happened. This one not as much as others.

Also yes, I would just be disappointed.

[Neveragain]

https://media.tenor.com/images/8a5917e0a267c435b65faeeb43ea6b3b/tenor.gif

Honestly though, I just think it's genuinely embarrassing that this man is our President and a little unnerving how many of my fellow countrymen are not just accepting but encouraging of his blatant lies and petty behavior.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/opinionated.gif

[Methais]

https://media.tenor.com/images/8a5917e0a267c435b65faeeb43ea6b3b/tenor.gif

Honestly though, I just think it's genuinely embarrassing that this man is our President and a little unnerving how many of my fellow countrymen are not just accepting but encouraging of his blatant lies and petty behavior.

http://i.imgur.com/flEqO.jpg

[Tenlaar]

Its an overly dramatized version

yes, I would

It can't be overly dramatized and also an accurate description of events. Dramatized means exaggerated.

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder850/500x/54135850/pauly-d-you-cant-even-say-words-right.jpg

[drauz]

It can't be overly dramatized and also an accurate description of events. Dramatized means exaggerated.

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder850/500x/54135850/pauly-d-you-cant-even-say-words-right.jpg

Did all the things in the title happen? Yes, ok. Moving on.

[Tenlaar]

Did all the things in the title happen?

No, and you just admitted that by saying it was overly exaggerated!

[drauz]

No, and you just admitted that by saying it was overly exaggerated!

He called him a nazi and then regretted it. The instantly part is the over exaggeration.

If I say a caught a 2 ft bass but it was really a 1 ft bass, did I still catch a bass?

[Methais]

https://media.tenor.com/images/8a5917e0a267c435b65faeeb43ea6b3b/tenor.gif

Honestly though, I just think it's genuinely embarrassing that this man is our President and a little unnerving how many of my fellow countrymen are not just accepting but encouraging of his blatant lies and petty behavior.

Oh yeah, forgot to say welcome to how the other side felt from 2008-2016. And after Trump it'll happen again from the opposing side of whoever gets elected 46.

[Wrathbringer]

I like turtles.

[Methais]

I like turtles.

What about tortoises?

[Neveragain]

What about tortoises?

What about Danny Trejo?

https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/breakingbad/images/0/03/Tortuga.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20170810015956

[Tenlaar]

He called him a nazi
False.


and then regretted it.
Conjecture.


If I say a caught a 2 ft bass but it was really a 1 ft bass, did I still catch a bass?
You caught a bass, but your statement wasn't an accurate recounting of events just because a 2 foot bass and a 1 foot bass are both bass. Exaggeration is not accuracy.

[Tenlaar]

Oh yeah, forgot to say welcome to how the other side felt from 2008-2016.


Yeah that's her with the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything.

Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

No sir, I don't believe it's quite the same.

[Neveragain]

No sir, I don't believe it's quite the same.

You're right, one liar directly impacted american lives.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpa-5JdCnmo

[Methais]

No sir, I don't believe it's quite the same.

That's only because Obama was the first gay president.

I'm glad to see that you were able to stick to policy related things though as opposed to tabloid headline about non-political incidents from over a decade before he decided to run for office. I think even time4fun gave up on this after finally realizing how stupid it was.

[Tenlaar]

I'm glad to see that you were able to stick to policy related things though as opposed to tabloid headline about non-political incidents from over a decade before he decided to run for office. I think even time4fun gave up on this after finally realizing how stupid it was.

Tabloid headline? Please. Just admit that you don't care the man admitted to sexually assaulting females and has a long history of being a complete creep.

"Oh but that was when he was only in his 60's, he's totally grown up and changed his views on women since then."

[Latrinsorm]

Because I want to see how you view it first and what kind of bullshit you come up with. I already know that you know the "normal" answer, and I don't feel like getting Latrin'd today.Brother, there's nothing normal about this.

[subzero]

If I say a caught a 2 ft bass but it was really a 1 ft bass, did I still catch a bass?

Nope. You caught a minnow.

[RichardCranium]

Tabloid headline? Please. Just admit that you don't care the man admitted to sexually assaulting females and has a long history of being a complete creep.

That was not admittance to sexual assault. He is a piece of shit though.

[Parkbandit]

Tabloid headline? Please. Just admit that you don't care the man admitted to sexually assaulting females and has a long history of being a complete creep.

"Oh but that was when he was only in his 60's, he's totally grown up and changed his views on women since then."

Let's leave Bill Clinton out of this.

[Wrathbringer]

Let's leave Bill Clinton out of this.

Hahahahahahaha 1!!

[Methais]

Tabloid headline? Please. Just admit that you don't care the man admitted to sexually assaulting females and has a long history of being a complete creep.

"Oh but that was when he was only in his 60's, he's totally grown up and changed his views on women since then."

Tell me more about how making a move on a chick is sexual assault. Sexual assault requires lack of consent. According to Trump, they "just let him" which = consent, as opposed to being compelled by force.

I know guys making moves on chicks might be a foreign (or at least scarier than death) concept to some people here, but it really does work. Most people who are banging each other aren't doing so because the chick made a move on the guy first.

What's your opinion on Obama "evolving" on gay marriage just in time for the 2012 election though? Just curious.


Let's leave Bill Clinton out of this.

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/46641210/monica.jpg

[Tenlaar]

Tell me more about how making a move on a chick is sexual assault. Sexual assault requires lack of consent.

You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful... I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything.
Making physical moves on women without consent is exactly what he's saying he does, and they let him get away with it because he's "a star."


What's your opinion on Obama "evolving" on gay marriage just in time for the 2012 election though? Just curious.
I've criticized Obama for that on this board. Why are you trying to change the subject from Trump being a complete shitbag who thinks money and power give him the right to do whatever he wants to a woman to Obama's stance on gay marriage? Just curious.

[Tenlaar]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJCQ4w_VwAATnm5.jpg

[Tgo01]

Making physical moves on women without consent is exactly what he's saying he does, and they let him get away with it because he's "a star."

It's funny because he specifically says "they let you do it", but since that doesn't fit your narrative you have to first claim he does these things without their consent and that they merely let him get away with sexual assault because he's a star.

[Tenlaar]

I'm not claiming that, Donald Fucking Trump is claiming that.

[Tgo01]

I'm not claiming that, Donald Fucking Trump is claiming that.

He said "they let you do it", implying he has consent. He does not say he does not have consent but they "let him get away with it." This is literally fake news even when you are the one who provided the quote to begin with.

[Methais]

Making physical moves on women without consent is exactly what he's saying he does, and they let him get away with it because he's "a star."


I've criticized Obama for that on this board. Why are you trying to change the subject from Trump being a complete shitbag who thinks money and power give him the right to do whatever he wants to a woman to Obama's stance on gay marriage? Just curious.


Making physical moves on women without consent is exactly what he's saying he does, and they let him get away with it because he's "a star."



What does "they let you do it" mean? Can you give me your definition of it? Does that somehow mean non-consent in your world?


Why are you trying to change the subject from Trump being a complete shitbag who thinks money and power give him the right to do whatever he wants to a woman to Obama's stance on gay marriage? Just curious.


If I was trying to actually change the subject wouldn't it have made more sense to not address the Trump part in my post? Believe it or not, it is possible for more than one topic to be talked about at a time. But I was really just curious how selective or non-selective your faux outage is.

This is a non-story and it's been a non-story for a long time now. Some people, like you apparently, just can't let it go.

[Neveragain]

I'm not claiming that, Donald Fucking Trump is claiming that.

Believe it or not women seek out the best resource providers and they use their natural abilities to obtain those providers.

http://www.banthaskull.com/images/blog/Pinkman.GIF

[Methais]

Believe it or not women seek out the best resource providers and they use their natural abilities to obtain those providers.

http://www.banthaskull.com/images/blog/Pinkman.GIF

Are you saying bitches ain't nothin' but tricks and hoes?

[Kobold]

Believe it or not women seek out the best resource providers and they use their natural abilities to obtain those providers.

http://www.banthaskull.com/images/blog/Pinkman.GIF

Pretty fucking sexist. Guys can now be a "house husband"; it's a new age!

[Crash187]

Pretty fucking sexist. Guys can now be a "house husband"; it's a new age!

Only if the dude might as well be a woman.

[Neveragain]

Are you saying bitches ain't nothin' but tricks and hoes?

https://img.cinemablend.com/cb/7/8/1/0/9/0/781090e9675210bed9ec6ae8ec82556525b1fc56fd8a20357c 4216dc982fd3c3.jpg

[Neveragain]

Pretty fucking sexist. Guys can now be a "house husband"; it's a new age!

You watch too many movies.

Nature is a whore ~ Kurt Cobain

[Methais]

https://www.mrctv.org/blog/racism-scale-risk-your-safety-blacks-or-youre-racist

https://cdn.mrctv.org/files/images/1.5.png

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p180x540/21317557_1006461186158443_5609063672673890593_n.pn g?oh=6081335e85b6e3c49dcd9a652fa341c9&oe=5A5820C3


And everything about this. Especially the way the dude tried to eat his Viagra all seductively:

https://www.facebook.com/ChelseaShow/videos/1971446143087221/?hc_ref=ARSs86w9FnNMEcppjM8w9KHTvuHNinuNZOysEUmVnX uvtxbZ2Qg89Tx54UMubcQsVDg&fref=gs&dti=1103049146403348&hc_location=group

[subzero]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p180x540/21317557_1006461186158443_5609063672673890593_n.pn g?oh=6081335e85b6e3c49dcd9a652fa341c9&oe=5A5820C3



Hah, that's hilarious.

[Androidpk]

Christian Conservatives in a nutshell

https://i.redd.it/1jbcso5lknkz.jpg

[Neveragain]

Christian Conservatives in a nutshell

https://i.redd.it/1jbcso5lknkz.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVv0Z9fTawU

[Latrinsorm]

Tell me more about how making a move on a chick is sexual assault. Sexual assault requires lack of consent. According to Trump, they "just let him" which = consent, as opposed to being compelled by force.
He said "they let you do it", implying he has consent. He does not say he does not have consent but they "let him get away with it." This is literally fake news even when you are the one who provided the quote to begin with.Lack of dissent is not the same as expressed or implied consent. In New York State any sexual contact without the person's consent (http://codes.findlaw.com/ny/penal-law/pen-sect-130-55.html) is, in point of fact, sexual assault. Forcible compulsion is a higher degree offense (http://codes.findlaw.com/ny/penal-law/pen-sect-130-65.html), obviously, but its absence does not mean no sexual assault occurred.

[Gelston]

https://www.facebook.com/GodEmperorTrump/videos/1315495555243938/

Spanish police dealing with Logo of Acción Antifascista, their nation's version of Antifa.

[Tgo01]

https://www.facebook.com/GodEmperorTrump/videos/1315495555243938/

Spanish police dealing with Logo of Acción Antifascista, their nation's version of Antifa.

And police bitch about police brutality in the US. Other than in the UK where their police are basically neutered school children the US police is pretty tame compared to most countries.

[Tgo01]

Lack of dissent is not the same as expressed or implied consent. In New York State any sexual contact without the person's consent (http://codes.findlaw.com/ny/penal-law/pen-sect-130-55.html) is, in point of fact, sexual assault. Forcible compulsion is a higher degree offense (http://codes.findlaw.com/ny/penal-law/pen-sect-130-65.html), obviously, but its absence does not mean no sexual assault occurred in bed.

.

[subzero]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVv0Z9fTawU

That's cute how they're all touching him as he channels his pious energy out into the world. Fuckin clowns.

[Tenlaar]

They have to be touching him to channel the power he absorbed from...THE ORB!

[Latrinsorm]

ORB = Offensive Rebound
The Lord of Hosts rebounds after (but not against) the offenses of Aaron
Trump channels the Lord
QED

[~Rocktar~]

https://www.facebook.com/GodEmperorTrump/videos/1315495555243938/

Spanish police dealing with Logo of Acción Antifascista, their nation's version of Antifa.

LOL

[subzero]

https://www.facebook.com/GodEmperorTrump/videos/1315495555243938/

Spanish police dealing with Logo of Acción Antifascista, their nation's version of Antifa.

That was awesome. Love how they decided to chase them down after they broke and ran.

Gotta wonder what people think the result is going to be when they see a line of riot police form up in front of them, beat-sticks out and ready, and they decide to try to push through them. If you find yourself in that situation and your melon gets cracked, you probably weren't really cut out for this world anyway.

[Gelston]

From what i gather, they decide who to arrest by who falls down as they are being chased.

[subzero]

From what i gather, they decide who to arrest by who falls down as they are being chased.

If they're gonna make it easy... :shrug:

One in the hands = two fleeing down the street, right?

[Gelston]

If they're gonna make it easy... :shrug:

One in the hands = two fleeing down the street, right?

I think a lot of it helps them whenb they say "See? Those people don't care about you. They just left you behind as they scurried off like coward rats."

[Methais]

Lack of dissent is not the same as expressed or implied consent. In New York State any sexual contact without the person's consent (http://codes.findlaw.com/ny/penal-law/pen-sect-130-55.html) is, in point of fact, sexual assault. Forcible compulsion is a higher degree offense (http://codes.findlaw.com/ny/penal-law/pen-sect-130-65.html), obviously, but its absence does not mean no sexual assault occurred.

Have you ever made a move on a female? Serious question. This is assuming you've ever been on a date of course. Which I'm going to assume you haven't.

[Methais]

That's cute how they're all touching him as he channels his pious energy out into the world. Fuckin clowns.

http://i.imgur.com/PFzekpQ.png

[Parkbandit]

Have you ever made a move on a female? Serious question. This is assuming you've ever been on a date of course. Which I'm going to assume you haven't.

Now you are just trolling the troll.

SAD!

[Gelston]

Have you ever made a move on a female? Serious question. This is assuming you've ever been on a date of course. Which I'm going to assume you haven't.

Women are to be respected, not dated!

[Wrathbringer]

I need to change my avatar!

Please. It's time.

[Neveragain]

Women are to be respected, not dated!

Respect is earned through samich making and fellatio.

[Gelston]

Please. It's time.

Fraid not.

[Wrathbringer]

Fraid not.

frayed knot.

[Neveragain]

If you didn't know, you are now to be outraged by painted rocks.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-vqlH09lVM

Someone forgot to tell these assholes:

https://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2016/10/Hand-Stencils-Cueva-de-las-Manos.jpg.1000x0_q80_crop-smart.jpg

[Tenlaar]

There is nothing to do with any outrage there. Why does it bother you that a state wants it's parks to look like natural parks? Normally I'd say it's cause "this must be the work of libruls!!" but uh...it's Texas...

[Gelston]

I wouldn't want a bunch of hippies coming to my nature park and putting their fucking retarded ass hippie paints all over rocks either.

[Tenlaar]

Right? If I'm going to a park it's because I want to be in nature, not a graffiti gallery.

[Neveragain]

I don't want to go into my nature parks and see vehicles.

http://images.goodsam.com/trailerlifedirectory/largefeatured/500x/pho_290001035_01.jpg

[Neveragain]

And these assholes had the audacity to build cities in the mountain cliffs. Fucking hippies!

https://gdb.voanews.com/7A258958-6B30-4607-904C-36F72A0750A1_cx0_cy2_cw0_w1023_r1_s.jpg

[Tenlaar]

What in the world are you even ranting about? Clearly we found the outrage here, and it wasn't in the video you posted.

[Neveragain]

What in the world are you even ranting about? Clearly we found the outrage here, and it wasn't in the video you posted.

The stupidity that peoples zen moment with nature will be disrupted by some painted stones that are hidden for people to find on land that was stolen from people who painted on rocks, while they park their $100,000 shit boxes in the "nature parks".

[Neveragain]

Muh nature bro!

https://s3.amazonaws.com/newsimg.furman.edu/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/24155423/ny-city-skyline-cropped-funews-big.jpg

[Tenlaar]

The stupidity that peoples zen moment with nature will be disrupted by some painted stones that are hidden for people to find on land that was stolen from people who painted on rocks, while they park their $100,000 shit boxes in the "nature parks".

Well okay then. Enjoy your outrage (which, again, seems to be the only outrage to be found here.)

[Neveragain]

Well okay then. Enjoy your outrage (which, again, seems to be the only outrage to be found here.)

Now you have more time to be outraged over Pewdiepie.

[drauz]

I don't want to go into my nature parks and see vehicles.

http://images.goodsam.com/trailerlifedirectory/largefeatured/500x/pho_290001035_01.jpg

Then don't go to an RV resort and you won't see all these RVs.

[Neveragain]

Then don't go to an RV resort and you won't see all these RVs.

There's always RV's in my nature

[Tenlaar]

Now you have more time to be outraged over Pewdiepie.

Yeah, I'm totally outraged. But you're right. I will continue being more concerned about internet celebrities promoting casual racism to children and you can keep having a problem with Texas not wanting people to vandalize parks.

[drauz]

Yeah, I'm totally outraged. But you're right. I will continue being more concerned about internet celebrities promoting casual racism to children and you can keep having a problem with Texas not wanting people to vandalize parks.

And I'm more concerned with many liberal professors pushing their ideologies in the classroom.

[Parkbandit]

And I'm more concerned with many liberal professors pushing their ideologies in the classroom.

^^^^^^^x10000

[Candor]

And I'm more concerned with many liberal professors pushing their ideologies in the classroom.

When I was in college, I considered that to be a form of entertainment. But admittedly too many students these days don't seem to have a clue.

[subzero]

I will continue being more concerned about internet celebrities promoting casual racism to children and you can keep having a problem with Texas not wanting people to vandalize parks.

I'm putting on my razor-sharp edgecloak and gonna say I don't know anything about pootiepie aside from that they had him on a South Park episode a while back. So... did he call a black person a nigger? I'm assuming the answer is no. Is it really racism if he calls a white guy or whatever a nigger? I mean, you don't get mad when people call other people bitches, fags, etc in non-anti-woman or homophobic manners, do you?

[Tgo01]

I'm putting on my razor-sharp edgecloak and gonna say I don't know anything about pootiepie aside from that they had him on a South Park episode a while back. So... did he call a black person a nigger? I'm assuming the answer is no. Is it really racism if he calls a white guy or whatever a nigger? I mean, you don't get mad when people call other people bitches, fags, etc in non-anti-woman or homophobic manners, do you?

He was playing a shooting game and someone shot him or something and he said it, then a few seconds later called the guy an asshole. He has absolutely no idea who the guy is, it might have even been an NPC for all I know from the short clip I saw.

[subzero]

He was playing a shooting game and someone shot him or something and he said it, then a few seconds later called the guy an asshole. He has absolutely no idea who the guy is, it might have even been an NPC for all I know from the short clip I saw.

That's what I figured.

[Neveragain]

Yeah, I'm totally outraged. But you're right. I will continue being more concerned about internet celebrities promoting casual racism to children and you can keep having a problem with Texas not wanting people to vandalize parks.


The forests will never recover

http://www.ocregister.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/tus-l-rocks-0720-tus-l-rocks-0720-06_24182087_648504.jpg?w=620

[Tenlaar]

Ted Cruz liking twitter porn on 9/11. Never forget!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJfzcCWWAAEjuuW.jpg:large

[Tenlaar]

So... did he call a black person a nigger?

Can't tell who he's saying it to. I don't know their race.


Is it really racism if he calls a white guy or whatever a nigger?
To call somebody a "fucking nigger" as an insult? Yes, that is really racism.


I mean, you don't get mad when people call other people bitches, fags, etc in non-anti-woman or homophobic manners, do you?
I don't get mad, but it bothers me when somebody uses a group of people as an insult to mean bad or less than, yes.

[Tenlaar]

And I'm more concerned with many liberal professors pushing their ideologies in the classroom.

You don't have to pick one. Not wanting political ideologies pushed in classrooms doesn't mean I can't also dislike normalizing casual racism to audiences that largely include kids, and vice versa.

[Taernath]

Ted Cruz liking twitter porn on 9/11. Never forget!

It's Cory Chase, it's k.

[drauz]

You don't have to pick one. Not wanting political ideologies pushed in classrooms doesn't mean I can't also dislike normalizing casual racism to audiences that largely include kids, and vice versa.

And saying I'm more concerned with something implies just that. Being MORE concerned implies there is concern regarding the other issue.

[Tenlaar]

And saying I'm more concerned with something implies just that. Being MORE concerned implies there is concern regarding the other issue.

That's cool and all, I was mostly trying to avoid responding to your previous post with "good for you, what does that have to do with anything" because it was completely unrelated and I don't know what your point was in bringing it up other than to imply casual racism by entertainers of children isn't worth being concerned about.

[drauz]

That's cool and all, I was mostly trying to avoid responding to your previous post with "good for you, what does that have to do with anything" because it was completely unrelated and I don't know what your point was in bringing it up other than to imply casual racism by entertainers of children isn't worth being concerned about.

Both involve children. I was stating that there is something more pressing in my mind regarding them. Yes, I consider college kids as children

It also isn't worth being concerned about. Is it rampant? Do most celebrities use casual racism? Or this one personality that is trying to be edgy? Where as I can show you entire college that push their agenda on kids. So yes, I am more concerned about colleges pushing an agenda than 1 youtube personality who said the N word. I can honestly say I won't give him another thought until he comes up in the news again.

What I'm trying to say is there are bigger fish to fry and who gives a fuck.

[subzero]

Can't tell who he's saying it to. I don't know their race.


To call somebody a "fucking nigger" as an insult? Yes, that is really racism.


I don't get mad, but it bothers me when somebody uses a group of people as an insult to mean bad or less than, yes.

To me, these terms are just general insults when used like that. They're no different from bitch (which is kind of funny because no one cares if we call someone a bitch which is a reference to women), dick, asshole, etc. I think the only reason people want to make them out to be something else is because rather than referring to anatomy or a person's demeanor, they refer to a group of people. It's hard for a butthole or cock to get offended, I guess, so it's alright to use those words.

But let's be honest. What else is there for insults? Cocksucker and asshole get stale after a while and you gotta mix it up.


the N word.

I hate this. "The N word" is nigger. No one reading that thinks otherwise. We should be able to have conversations without feeling the need to 'mask' what we're saying or talking about by using stupid phrases like that.

[drauz]

I hate this. "The N word" is nigger. No one reading that thinks otherwise. We should be able to have conversations without feeling the need to 'mask' what we're saying or talking about by using stupid phrases like that.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Z0xWYOvR7GQF2/200.gif

[Neveragain]

Yes, I consider college kids as children

At what point do they become adults, a 2 year degree?

Are people that don't attend college never adults?

If an adult decides to go back to college are they no longer adults?

College students obviously should not be allowed to vote as they are incapable of making adult decisions.

I agree, it's best to treat college students as children, it's the best way to prepare them for an adult world.

[drauz]

At what point do they become adults, a 2 year degree?

Are people that don't attend college never adults?

If an adult decides to go back to college are they no longer adults?

College students obviously should not be allowed to vote as they are incapable of making adult decisions.

I agree, it's best to treat college students as children, it's the best way to prepare them for an adult world.

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3UcvawxYUTWRpeMw/giphy.gif

[Gelston]

I consider 18 to be adults. That is the age you can vote and go to adult jail.

[Duskruin]

I consider 18 to be adults. That is the age you can vote and go to adult jail.

Which is the hilarious part, go half way around the world and shoot someone in the face, disintegrate a small village using munitions, and get your legs blown off but drinking alcohol? Nahhhh that's in 3 more years.

[Neveragain]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3UcvawxYUTWRpeMw/giphy.gif

Did you get your parents permission before posting this?

[Wrathbringer]

I consider 18 to be adults. That is the age you can vote and go to adult jail.

This is correct.

[drauz]

Did you get your parents permission before posting this?

http://i.imgur.com/hmQqTFG.gif

[Gelston]

Which is the hilarious part, go half way around the world and shoot someone in the face, disintegrate a small village using munitions, and get your legs blown off but drinking alcohol? Nahhhh that's in 3 more years.

You aren't cool enough to drink alcohol at 18. Also, you can do all that shit at 17.

[Neveragain]

http://i.imgur.com/hmQqTFG.gif

Required reading for Drauz's college experience.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81jtYUm2BBL._UX300_PJku-sticker-v7,TopRight,0,-50_OU15__BG0,0,0,0_FMpng_AC_UL320_SR214,320_.jpg

[drauz]

Required reading for Drauz's college experience.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81jtYUm2BBL._UX300_PJku-sticker-v7,TopRight,0,-50_OU15__BG0,0,0,0_FMpng_AC_UL320_SR214,320_.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/cPWblS0.jpg

[Neveragain]

http://i.imgur.com/cPWblS0.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/13QhY9ySqGQrKM/giphy.gif

[drauz]

https://media.giphy.com/media/13QhY9ySqGQrKM/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/fVbea6HFmjBoQ/giphy.gif

[Gelston]

When you two gonna bang?

[Neveragain]

When you two gonna bang?

He's not at the age of consent.

[Methais]

Fraid not.


frayed knot.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d3/f9/34/d3f934a0c41b0d4aa6cddf6875dcf1de.jpg

[Methais]

I don't want to go into my nature parks and see vehicles.

http://images.goodsam.com/trailerlifedirectory/largefeatured/500x/pho_290001035_01.jpg

"Come on kids we're going camping this weekend so you can experience life like the pioneers did. As soon as I'm done gassing up the generator we're good to go. Just need to stop and get lighter fluid and matches for the campfire. And new batteries for the TV and an extra charger for the hotspot. Ok kids get ready to be a real pioneer like our ancestors!

Now this is nature!"

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KwBh8WB8q6A/VJbaPzJf2sI/AAAAAAABlO8/wvEncvudj3c/s640/7.jpg

[drauz]

He's not at the age of consent.

http://i.imgur.com/8LODQnG.gif

[Neveragain]

http://i.imgur.com/8LODQnG.gif

That reminds me....

Pretty much never agree with Jim Carrey but man does he troll the fuck out of this cunt. Kind of a breath of fresh air coming from Jim.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JmNKGfFj7w

[subzero]

I consider 18 to be adults. That is the age you can vote and go to adult jail.

They're legally adults, but there's no magic moment or switch that flips the minute you hit that mark that suddenly pulls you out of the children's pool and drops you off with the grown folk.

[Gelston]

They're legally adults, but there's no magic moment or switch that flips the minute you hit that mark that suddenly pulls you out of the children's pool and drops you off with the grown folk.

Yes there is. Government legislation controls this switch.

[subzero]

"Come on kids we're going camping this weekend so you can experience life like the pioneers did. As soon as I'm done gassing up the generator we're good to go. Just need to stop and get lighter fluid and matches for the campfire. And new batteries for the TV and an extra charger for the hotspot. Ok kids get ready to be a real pioneer like our ancestors!

Now this is nature!"

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KwBh8WB8q6A/VJbaPzJf2sI/AAAAAAABlO8/wvEncvudj3c/s640/7.jpg

I think my niece and nephew experience physical pain when they get in my truck and have no DVD screen to glue their eyes to.


Yes there is. Government legislation controls this switch.

Yes, again, legally. But they're still children in virtually all other aspects of life.

[Gelston]

Yes, again, legally. But they're still children in virtually all other aspects of life.

Legality is all that matters pal. The Government says so.

[Methais]

Legality is all that matters pal. The Government says so.

Even for immigrants?

[Gelston]

Even for immigrants?

Yes. All immigrants should be deport to the sun.

[subzero]

Legality is all that matters pal. The Government says so.

What people consider being an adult is not strictly limited to legality. Of course the law has to have a definitive line drawn, but there are other facets to it within society. Does your idea of an adult change with the laws of the country you may find yourself in?

[Gelston]

What people consider being an adult is not strictly limited to legality. Of course the law has to have a definitive line drawn, but there are other facets to it within society. Does your idea of an adult change with the laws of the country you may find yourself in?

Yes. In countries where the legal age is 16, they turn into children when moving across borders into a country where the age is 18.

[Methais]

Yes. In countries where the legal age is 16, they turn into children when moving across borders into a country where the age is 18.

I wonder what happens if the 16 year old is banging an 18 year old right on the border. I guess the legality of it would depend on the length of the dude's dong.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21731069_1009674759170419_5261662903810332426_n.jp g?oh=61f3ae3f5a2b0e318b386c7ddb140345&oe=5A1CC931

[drauz]

That's cool and all, I was mostly trying to avoid responding to your previous post with "good for you, what does that have to do with anything" because it was completely unrelated and I don't know what your point was in bringing it up other than to imply casual racism by entertainers of children isn't worth being concerned about.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLdxuaxaQwc

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/NKDLf5R.jpg

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21751415_1010972372373991_5978207114585590241_n.pn g?oh=0426d4ffd0b7abc8bfe6b0f30177ff87&oe=5A5BD5C2

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21751415_1010972372373991_5978207114585590241_n.pn g?oh=0426d4ffd0b7abc8bfe6b0f30177ff87&oe=5A5BD5C2

No, only two genders existed back then. This is is 2017 now.

[Taernath]

God damn it Greg, you've gotten sex and gender confused again.

[Methais]

No, only two genders existed back then. This is is 2017 now.

We're applying 2017 standards to everything from the past now. Try to keep up.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a0/d5/86/a0d586c157813b9a4b418ea56141f13b--office-spaces-office-space-movie.jpg

[subzero]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21751415_1010972372373991_5978207114585590241_n.pn g?oh=0426d4ffd0b7abc8bfe6b0f30177ff87&oe=5A5BD5C2

Shieldmaidens obviously identified as male. The DNA lies!

[Gelston]

We're applying 2017 standards to everything from the past now. Try to keep up.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a0/d5/86/a0d586c157813b9a4b418ea56141f13b--office-spaces-office-space-movie.jpg

No, like DNA back then was only male and female. In 2017 it has mutated to allow for one (or multiple) of 245.632 genders.

[Neveragain]

"Equifax reportedly used 'admin' as password in Argentina"

https://www.cnet.com/news/equifax-argentina-vulnerability-admin/?ftag=COS-05-10-aaa0a&linkId=42196486

Just wow!

[Methais]

No, like DNA back then was only male and female. In 2017 it has mutated to allow for one (or multiple) of 245.632 genders.

No they were just being hateful bigots and they should be removed from history. I'm going to petition WWE right now to remove The Berserker from their history.

[Neveragain]

No they were just being hateful bigots and they should be removed from history. I'm going to petition WWE right now to remove The Berserker from their history.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us1BH3dIxIo

[drauz]

http://dailycaller.com/2017/09/11/students-shut-down-cops-and-robbers-party-for-making-a-joke-of-a-system-that-kills-minorities/


UVA Students United, a student group focused on social justice, reported that around 20 students shut down the UVA Delta Psi chapter’s date function, which involved male fraternity brothers dressing up in orange jumpsuits and female guests wearing cop uniforms.

“These ‘costumes’ make a joke of mass incarceration and the prison-industrial complex, systems that disproportionately brutalize people of color,” said UVA Students United Friday in a Facebook post describing the event. “The predominantly white members of this fraternity got to take their costumes off at the end of the night, people trapped in the prison system do not.”

The student group was also not impressed by the dress exhibited by female guests.

“Historically, the police have justified violence against people of color in the name of protecting white women, and in wearing these costumes, these women made a joke of that legacy of violence,” claimed UVA Students United."

[drauz]

Antifa in a nutshell

https://i.imgur.com/QtO5atm.jpg

[Methais]

Antifa in a nutshell

http://i.imgur.com/ziGIa7W.jpg

Yes.

[Methais]

Criminal Justice College Professor Says He’s Antifa, Teaches ‘Future Dead Cops’ (https://bluelivesmatter.blue/john-jay-college-michael-isaacson-dead-cops/#)

Posting it in the laugh thread because I didn't know Latrin had a brother.

https://bluelivesmatter.blue/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/john-jay-college-michael-isaacson-dead-cops-tweet-1024x538.jpg

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPrLkPWvBvI

[Latrinsorm]

Have you ever made a move on a female? Serious question. This is assuming you've ever been on a date of course. Which I'm going to assume you haven't.I have managed to have sexual contact without breaking any laws, yes. I didn't uh... I didn't realize that 'don't sexually assault people' was a controversial take? Mark another one down in the this website being as bad as Reddit column, Terry.
Where as I can show you entire college that push their agenda on kids.I've remembered you trying to do that, but not succeeding.
To meHere's your problem.

[drauz]

I have managed to have sexual contact without breaking any laws, yes. I didn't uh... I didn't realize that 'don't sexually assault people' was a controversial take? Mark another one down in the this website being as bad as Reddit column, Terry.I've remembered you trying to do that, but not succeeding.Here's your problem.

Evergreen College

[Latrinsorm]

Evergreen CollegeBased on what?

[Gelston]

I have managed to have sexual contact without breaking any laws, yes. I didn't uh... I didn't realize that 'don't sexually assault people' was a controversial take? Mark another one down in the this website being as bad as Reddit column, Terry.I've remembered you trying to do that, but not succeeding.Here's your problem.

Oh, has Trump been convicted of sexual assault? Citations please.

[Methais]

I have managed to have sexual contact without breaking any laws, yes.

With a woman? You "forgot" to specify.


I didn't realize that 'don't sexually assault people' was a controversial take?

It didn't used to be until the definition of sexual assault started changing almost weekly.

[Latrinsorm]

Oh, has Trump been convicted of sexual assault? Citations please.This has nothing to do with what I just said.

But sure, I'll explain why even your completely irrelevant comment is completely incorrect:
Not everyone who commits a crime is convicted.
Not everyone who is convicted of a crime committed it.
Thus, conviction is neither necessary nor sufficient for demonstrating a crime occurred.

hth
It didn't used to be until the definition of sexual assault started changing almost weekly.Ah, so you're siding with Whoopi Goldberg vis a vis Roman Polanski, then. Bold strategy, Cotton.

[Methais]

This has nothing to do with what I just said.

But sure, I'll explain why even your completely irrelevant comment is completely incorrect:
Not everyone who commits a crime is convicted.
Not everyone who is convicted of a crime committed it.
Thus, conviction is neither necessary nor sufficient for demonstrating a crime occurred.

hthAh, so you're siding with Whoopi Goldberg vis a vis Roman Polanski, then. Bold strategy, Cotton.

People on the left, at least the ones like you and Whoopi, change their definition of "sexual assault" (or in her case, rape vs. "rape rape" to have her friend's back) almost weekly to fit their agenda. What you consider not sexual assault today could be sexual assault next week depending on what Trump says or some other equally stupid reason that has no basis in reality.

Let's get back to what you're dodging though...


I have managed to have sexual contact without breaking any laws, yes.

Was this with a woman? Because you "forgot" to specify who this sexual contact was with. And since we're talking about women here, it's a relevant question.

And sucking on your mom's boob as an infant doesn't count. Neither does touching her vag as you were being born.

[Gelston]

This has nothing to do with what I just said.

But sure, I'll explain why even your completely irrelevant comment is completely incorrect:
Not everyone who commits a crime is convicted.
Not everyone who is convicted of a crime committed it.
Thus, conviction is neither necessary nor sufficient for demonstrating a crime occurred.

hthAh, so you're siding with Whoopi Goldberg vis a vis Roman Polanski, then. Bold strategy, Cotton.

According to the justice system of this nation, you are innocent until proven guilty. If he has never been convicted, he has never committed sexual assault in the eyes of the law. What ever happened to "this is a nation of laws"? Does that only fit when you want it to?

[subzero]

Criminal Justice College Professor Says He’s Antifa, Teaches ‘Future Dead Cops’ (https://bluelivesmatter.blue/john-jay-college-michael-isaacson-dead-cops/#)

Posting it in the laugh thread because I didn't know Latrin had a sister.

https://bluelivesmatter.blue/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/john-jay-college-michael-isaacson-dead-cops-tweet-1024x538.jpg

Please. You know it identifies as a woman.


Bold strategy, Cotton.

Listen, just because you didn't finish that up with "picker" doesn't mean we aren't on to you, Boy!

[Tenlaar]

Judging by the picture on the right, he might identify as Prince.

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/FxY9pHjGK-bl.jpg

[subzero]

Judging by the picture on the right, he might identify as Prince.

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/FxY9pHjGK-bl.jpg

I noticed that similarity meself.

[Latrinsorm]

People on the left, at least the ones like you and Whoopi, change their definition of "sexual assault" (or in her case, rape vs. "rape rape" to have her friend's back) almost weekly to fit their agenda. What you consider not sexual assault today could be sexual assault next week depending on what Trump says or some other equally stupid reason that has no basis in reality.Except what I cited was New York state law. It's not "my" definition. It's the definition. You can keep crying about it, I suppose, but the law is still the law. Your call.
According to the justice system of this nation, you are innocent until proven guilty. If he has never been convicted, he has never committed sexual assault in the eyes of the law. What ever happened to "this is a nation of laws"? Does that only fit when you want it to?Are you ready for this? This is going to blow your mind, so I want to make sure you're ready. Definitely sit down. Probably sober up a little if you've been drinking. Seriously, this is going to change everything for you.

If I'm in a car with someone and they drive 65 in a 55, I can say they're speeding.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Even though they're innocent until proven guilty in a court of law in the eyes of the law!
Even though they've never been tried, let alone convicted!
Even though I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
Even though this is a nation of laws!

I'm pretty amazing, I know. I didn't ask for this power. Having a rudimentary understanding of the English language was frankly forced upon me. But I gotta be honest, it is helpful more often than not.

[Gelston]

Except what I cited was New York state law. It's not "my" definition. It's the definition. You can keep crying about it, I suppose, but the law is still the law. Your call.Are you ready for this? This is going to blow your mind, so I want to make sure you're ready. Definitely sit down. Probably sober up a little if you've been drinking. Seriously, this is going to change everything for you.

If I'm in a car with someone and they drive 65 in a 55, I can say they're speeding.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Even though they're innocent until proven guilty in a court of law in the eyes of the law!
Even though they've never been tried, let alone convicted!
Even though I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
Even though this is a nation of laws!

I'm pretty amazing, I know. I didn't ask for this power. Having a rudimentary understanding of the English language was frankly forced upon me. But I gotta be honest, it is helpful more often than not.

You're now comparing speeding to sexual assault.

[Methais]

Except what I cited was New York state law. It's not "my" definition. It's the definition.

Link? Because it's not in this thread at least from today.


If I'm in a car with someone and they drive 65 in a 55, I can say they're speeding.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Even though they're innocent until proven guilty in a court of law in the eyes of the law!
Even though they've never been tried, let alone convicted!
Even though I'm sorry, I thought this was America!
Even though this is a nation of laws!

I'm pretty amazing, I know. I didn't ask for this power. Having a rudimentary understanding of the English language was frankly forced upon me. But I gotta be honest, it is helpful more often than not.

Who was the person you claim that you managed to have sexual contact with without breaking any laws that you keep avoiding giving any details on? Not their name or any of that shit.

It was a dude wasn't it?

[Latrinsorm]

You're now comparing speeding to sexual assault.Crimes are comparable to crimes insofar as they are crimes, yes. That's why they're both called "crimes".
Link? Because it's not in this thread at least from today.Sure, here you go (http://ypdcrime.com/penal.law/article130.htm#p130.55).
Who was the person you claim that you managed to have sexual contact with without breaking any laws that you keep avoiding giving any details on? Not their name or any of that shit.So I gotta say, when you insisted my universal surveillance scheme was really about watching people poop, I thought that would be the oddest insistence you ever made on me. Sometimes I'm wrong! This is one of those times.

[Wrathbringer]

So I gotta say, when you insisted my universal surveillance scheme was really about watching people poop

:lol:

[Gelston]

Crimes are comparable to crimes insofar as they are crimes, yes. That's why they're both called "crimes".

Well, except one is a victimless crime and one isn't. You typically don't have a jury for a ticket either. So yeah, pretty big difference. People like Latrin are the reason rape culture exists.

[Methais]

Sure, here you go (http://ypdcrime.com/penal.law/article130.htm#p130.55).

I was referring to your post where it was cited, as I didn't see it.


So I gotta say, when you insisted my universal surveillance scheme was really about watching people poop, I thought that would be the oddest insistence you ever made on me. Sometimes I'm wrong! This is one of those times.

I apologize for not being specific enough, but I will attempt to remedy this: I don't believe your claims that you managed to have sexual contact with a woman. Mainly because you omitted their gender and have tap danced around clarifying.

Therefore you're probably either lying about having sexual contact with anyone at all, or you had sexual contact with a dude. Possibly your uncle. Or you consider milking your mom's boob or just being squeezed out her vag during birth as sexual contact.

Let's dumb it down a little more to where even you can answer it: Have you ever nailed* a chick?

*Had sexual intercourse with.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21742892_1013189252152303_6424207386792197886_n.jp g?oh=5b4fc3ebbe675bce311b8dd60603d849&oe=5A124BC5p

[~Rocktar~]

http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you-get-it-youve-been-trolled.jpg

[Methais]

http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you-get-it-youve-been-trolled.jpg


http://www.troll.me/images/red-foreman322/dont-you-get-it-youve-been-trolled.jpg

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/E9X4dnh.jpg

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21557613_1761512347222116_959907871814892551_n.jpg ?oh=616057c3b6ee3f6ed426d7d6f38b9676&oe=5A44BFAE

[subzero]

https://i.imgur.com/E9X4dnh.jpg

Looks like Hillie Ray Wonder on the right.

https://www.biography.com/.image/t_share/MTE1ODA0OTcxODI5MzMxNDY5/stevie-wonder-9536078-1-402.jpg

[Tgo01]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21557613_1761512347222116_959907871814892551_n.jpg ?oh=616057c3b6ee3f6ed426d7d6f38b9676&oe=5A44BFAE

I was like...wait...Hillary on a doobie? Clinton on a joint? Ohhhh! Cunt on a blunt.

I laughed.

[Gelston]

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s600x600/21751921_1733170763651426_4433365163668264421_n.jp g?oh=6d2dd520d73ffe763ef662d17d3be341&oe=5A60CAC0

[Gelston]

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21557551_1733108346991001_8205702261325647560_n.jp g?oh=dfcacfbfca856d2abfecf07fb862617f&oe=5A4B9990

[Gelston]

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21558873_1710341509024237_4258227922013027050_n.pn g?oh=b36a402a6ab85c7734cabe8717237a6d&oe=5A595CC0

[subzero]

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21558873_1710341509024237_4258227922013027050_n.pn g?oh=b36a402a6ab85c7734cabe8717237a6d&oe=5A595CC0

That's a horrible fake. The kid is white for god's sake! Everyone knows white people aren't slaves!

[Methais]

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21557551_1733108346991001_8205702261325647560_n.jp g?oh=dfcacfbfca856d2abfecf07fb862617f&oe=5A4B9990

I require the answer.

[drauz]

I require the answer.

Grunt on a cunt.

[Methais]

Grunt on a cunt.

https://i.imgur.com/D0rvstU.png

I've been liking this elf on a shelf shit too much.

I haven't done shit at work this week except make poorly cropped memes:

https://imgur.com/gallery/hw62i

[Gelston]

Grunt on a cunt.

The second one was, the first one was different.

[Taernath]

The second one was, the first one was different.

... safety switch on a bitch?

Scope on a dope?

Best I can do.

[Gelston]

... safety switch on a bitch?

Scope on a dope?

Best I can do.

Raider on a traitor

[drauz]

Raider on a traitor

would never have gotten that, need like harrison ford over her.

[Gelston]

would never have gotten that, need like harrison ford over her.

Heh, the guy in the top pic is a Marine Raider. I suppose if you weren't a Marine or something you wouldn't really know that though.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/21686224_1538567956203199_7196249450838836126_n.jp g?oh=f639bf94ac6a7fdcf083a5a63c95dd09&oe=5A44FADB

[subzero]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/21686224_1538567956203199_7196249450838836126_n.jp g?oh=f639bf94ac6a7fdcf083a5a63c95dd09&oe=5A44FADB

Fuck is so much less offensive without the "u"! Thank god they left that out.

[Taernath]

What a shitty photoshop

https://static.pjmedia.com/trending/user-content/51/files/2017/09/Screen-Shot-2017-09-16-at-10.40.58-PM.png

[Methais]

What a shitty photoshop

https://static.pjmedia.com/trending/user-content/51/files/2017/09/Screen-Shot-2017-09-16-at-10.40.58-PM.png

I agree, they just put a bunch of random letters and scribbles and shit at the bottom. It's like they didn't even try!

[subzero]

Wingdings!

[Parkbandit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl8hVWoXID8

Psycho

[Neveragain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl8hVWoXID8

Psycho

Didn't know Bill O'Reilly had an evil twin.

[Gelston]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22049829_1020282918109603_8843316247825948040_n.pn g?oh=ed906fe56bea2cd527cc0db126f3ede3&oe=5A4393C9

Kneel before Zod!

[Wrathbringer]

who is this zod? A couple of retards here have posted that now, like it's supposed to be funny instead of retarded like it is.

[Tgo01]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22049829_1020282918109603_8843316247825948040_n.pn g?oh=ed906fe56bea2cd527cc0db126f3ede3&oe=5A4393C9

I can't tell if this is a Trump hater who doesn't see the irony in people kneeling before Trump-Zod or if this is a Trump supporter having fun with the imagery.

[Gelston]

who is this zod? A couple of retards here have posted that now, like it's supposed to be funny instead of retarded like it is.

Not knowing who Zod is makes you pretty retarded.

[Wrathbringer]

Not knowing who Zod is makes you pretty retarded.

Sorry, I don't spend time learning retarded things like you.

[Gelston]

Sorry, I don't spend time learning retarded things like you.

Oh yeah, it takes so much time to learn who Zod is. I mean, you are the one who was asking who he is in the first place.

[Shaps]

Tebow kneels for his convictions and is crucified.

Everyone else kneels for theirs and they are supported.

Pot meet kettle.

[Androidpk]

Tebow kneels for his convictions and is crucified.

Everyone else kneels for theirs and they are supported.

Pot meet kettle.

That's nice and all but you have those that supported Tebow that are now crucifying the protesting kneelers. Hypocrisy all around.

[Tgo01]

That's nice and all but you have those that supported Tebow that are now crucifying the protesting kneelers. Hypocrisy all around.

Probably because Tebow wasn't actually protesting anything.

[Gelston]

Probably because Tebow wasn't actually protesting anything.

Like Kap though, they both sucked and are no longer employed by the NFL.

[Tgo01]

Like Kap though, they both sucked and are no longer employed by the NFL.

That's odd, Tebow's white privilege didn't save his job?

[Gelston]

That's odd, Tebow's white privilege didn't save his job?

It got him into minor league baseball.

[Tgo01]

It got him into minor league baseball.

Sounds like his whiteness is more of a curse in this situation than privilege.

[Gelston]

Sounds like his whiteness is more of a curse in this situation than privilege.

You forget ESPN anchor too!

[Tgo01]

You forget ESPN anchor too!

He's an ESPN anchor now too? May God have mercy on his soul.

[Parkbandit]

That's nice and all but you have those that supported Tebow that are now crucifying the protesting kneelers. Hypocrisy all around.

Tebow kneeled to praise God.

He wasn't disrespecting anything.

There's no hypocrisy from one side of this discussion.

[Gelston]

He's an ESPN anchor now too? May God have mercy on his soul.

He was one before he went to baseball. He did college football.

[Shaps]

I just wish the TV anchors would shut up about it. I actually muted my TV after about 30 minutes because all they were talking about was players kneeling. Every time I turned the volume up.. they were still talking about it. Change to another game.. still talking about it.

Just got annoying as all hell.

I get it. People are protesting and think the police are scum, blacks have no rights and only their lives matter, the US is a shitty country and should be like Venezuela, our President is an idiot, the injustice in our society is the worst it's ever been.... blah blah blah....

Get's tiring when trying to watch sports.... If I want news I'll go to a news channel.

[Parkbandit]

I just wish the TV anchors would shut up about it. I actually muted my TV after about 30 minutes because all they were talking about was players kneeling. Every time I turned the volume up.. they were still talking about it. Change to another game.. still talking about it.

Just got annoying as all hell.

I get it. People are protesting and think the police are scum, blacks have no rights and only their lives matter, the US is a shitty country and should be like Venezuela, our President is an idiot, the injustice in our society is the worst it's ever been.... blah blah blah....

Get's tiring when trying to watch sports.... If I want news I'll go to a news channel.

I used to have ESPN on my TV all day. I can't watch it anymore. There was one clown on there saying that Brady and Rodgers aren't good leaders of their teams because they aren't leading this social justice charge. It was probably the dumbest thing I have ever heard a sports analyst say during a sports show.

I tune you in to watch NFL highlights and talk about the NFL.. if I want your brand of politics, I could easily just tune in MSNBC.

Now I'm forced to listen to the NFL channel.. which from a sports and entertainment aspect.. sucks.

[Parkbandit]

In that same vein.. I'm a huge fan of Will & Grace back in the day and was looking forward to the new season 11 years later.

I couldn't even finish the show last night. It was sort of political back in the day, but not like it was last night. It wasn't even funny.. it was start to finish how bad Trump is.

I can't believe they tainted the show because they are all still butt sore about an election. Get the fuck over it.

[Methais]

who is this zod? A couple of retards here have posted that now, like it's supposed to be funny instead of retarded like it is.

That's how jokes work. If you don't get it, they typically aren't funny.

What kind of sheltered life have you lived to not know who Zod is though? Even Latrin probably knows who Zod is and he just experienced his first traffic light a few days ago.

https://i.imgur.com/iruWFyF.jpg

[Wrathbringer]

That's how jokes work. If you don't get it, they typically aren't funny.

Good point. I hadn't thought of it that way. I had just assumed everyone else was retarded.

[Gelston]

Good point. I hadn't thought of it that way. I had just assumed everyone else was retarded.

Nope, in this case, it was just you.

[Wrathbringer]

Nope, in this case, it was just you.

Well, that's a relief. Still not looking it up tho.

[Methais]

Well, that's a relief. Still not looking it up tho.

Why do you want to be more sheltered than Latrin?

[Wrathbringer]

Why do you want to be more sheltered than Latrin?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xwUuSM06xQ

[Androidpk]

https://i.imgur.com/iolGitg.jpg

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/iolGitg.jpg

How is the Google one "abusing" and NFL is just "exercising"? What makes them different?

[Gelston]

Oh look, Pk found a 2 month old meme.

[Androidpk]

https://i.redd.it/l3r0r3187roz.jpg

[Gelston]

Before long, Pk will be posting memes talking shit about Woodrow Wilson.

[Parkbandit]

Before long, Pk will be posting memes talking shit about Woodrow Wilson.

In Pk's defense, no one ever claimed he was relevant.

[Methais]

I'm just curious why the google side in his pic says "abusing free speech" and the NFL side says "exercising free speech."

What makes them different that one is abuse and one is just exercising your rights?