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Gelston
07-24-2019, 04:14 AM
I do find it interesting that not a single one of those people left.

None of them actually expected Trump to win. Hell, I didn't expect him to win, so Election night was a fun treat for me.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
07-24-2019, 11:23 AM
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1157070/Trump-news-USA-The-Squad-Rashida-Tlaib-Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez-Ayanna-Pressley-US-latest


In 2015, Mrs Tlaib posted an article from The Guardian on Mr Trump (https://www.express.co.uk/latest/donald-trump) suggesting a ban on all Muslim immigration to the US and added: “Deport this a**hole!”

Where is Backrash, with his indignation?

Oh right, it only applies to people he doesn't like. I forgot he's the classic hypocrite.

Tgo01
07-24-2019, 03:35 PM
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1157070/Trump-news-USA-The-Squad-Rashida-Tlaib-Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez-Ayanna-Pressley-US-latest

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Where is Backrash, with his indignation?

Oh right, it only applies to people he doesn't like. I forgot he's the classic hypocrite.

Also there is a tweet from Omar several years ago where she told someone they should be deported/sent back to where they came from.

But remember it's only racist when a white Republican says it.

Ashlander
07-24-2019, 04:45 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/36fdao.jpg

Okay PK.

Neveragain
07-24-2019, 04:54 PM
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1157070/Trump-news-USA-The-Squad-Rashida-Tlaib-Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortez-Ayanna-Pressley-US-latest

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Where is Backrash, with his indignation?

Oh right, it only applies to people he doesn't like. I forgot he's the classic hypocrite.

You knew this shit would be out there, it was only a matter of time.

At this rate Trump will be pushing a 60% favorability come election time.

Tgo01
07-24-2019, 06:24 PM
So check this, my peeps!

A black woman lawmaker in GA said a racist white man in a grocery store told her to "go back where she came from" and this hurt her so much she uploaded a video on Twitter of her crying while telling the story.

Problem is the "white man" wasn't about to let her get away with her lies and actually interrupted an interview she was giving to a local TV news station. He clarified that he was not white but rather an immigrant from Cuba, he has been a Democrat his whole adult life, he hates Trump, he supports "the squad", and he thinks Trump's recent tweets in regards to "the squad" are vile and racist. Oh and he never told her to go back where she came from, the interaction was all about because she had over 20 items and was using a 10 items or less express lane and he was just telling her to stop acting so entitled and selfish, the security footage apparently also backs this up with him pointing at the sign while telling her about the purpose of the express lane.

The lawmaker eventually backtracked and said the man never told her to go back or go back to her country, but he was using words LIKE that.

But unsurprisingly the media and Democrat politicians were quick to jump on this obvious lie to call Trump and all Republicans a racist and they are responsible for the horrors this woman went through. Now that the truth has emerged and we have yet another small time celebrity lying about a hate hoax in order to boost themselves into a bigger celebrity these same media outlets and Democrats are backpeddling and deleting tweets, pretending this never happened.

The police report regarding this incident has TWO witnesses who said they never heard the "white" man tell the black lawmaker to "go back where she came from", but they heard the lawmaker tell the "white" man to "go back where he came from."

HMMMM!!!!

Gelston
07-24-2019, 07:32 PM
The police report regarding this incident has TWO witnesses who said they never heard the "white" man tell the black lawmaker to "go back where she came from", but they heard the lawmaker tell the "white" man to "go back where he came from."

HMMMM!!!!

I think it is funny how the dude is like "I'm not white, I'm cuban!" though. You seen that guy? He is fucking white as hell. Cuban is a nationality, not a race.

Tgo01
07-24-2019, 07:33 PM
I think it is funny how the dude is like "I'm not white, I'm cuban!" though. You seen that guy? He is fucking white as hell. Cuban is a nationality, not a race.

You're white!

Gelston
07-24-2019, 07:36 PM
You're white!

Yes. Well, 99.7%.

Parkbandit
07-24-2019, 07:40 PM
The police report regarding this incident has TWO witnesses who said they never heard the "white" man tell the black lawmaker to "go back where she came from", but they heard the lawmaker tell the "white" man to "go back where he came from."

HMMMM!!!!

That's not racist if it's black on white.

It's only racist if it's white on black.

DUH!

Astray
07-28-2019, 05:32 PM
https://i.imgur.com/7swgTgv.jpg

Methais
07-29-2019, 12:34 PM
https://i.redd.it/kq1v3ag6l1d31.jpg

https://i.imgflip.com/36rxxt.jpg

Methais
07-29-2019, 01:44 PM
This dumbass here :lol:
https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1155848532055777280

https://i.imgur.com/FtKAkCq.jpg

Trump's actual words:
"And I don't know if this stage will hold it but if it doesn't we're not falling very far." when he invited everyone up on stage. No mention of "collapse" or any 9/11 references.

Look at the tards in the comments eating it up though. Dude posts a video, misquotes Trump from said video, is still outraged over what he claims Trump said, and the comments are just as retarded since they apparently didn't even click the video to hear what he said and are just Backlashing along without question because orange man bad.

I bet BacKKKlash is super outraged at Trump over this.

Tgo01
07-29-2019, 02:24 PM
This dumbass here :lol:
https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1155848532055777280

https://i.imgur.com/FtKAkCq.jpg

Trump's actual words:
"And I don't know if this stage will hold it but if it doesn't we're not falling very far." when he invited everyone up on stage. No mention of "collapse" or any 9/11 references.

Look at the tards in the comments eating it up though. Dude posts a video, misquotes Trump from said video, is still outraged over what he claims Trump said, and the comments are just as retarded since they apparently didn't even click the video to hear what he said and are just Backlashing along without question because orange man bad.

I bet BacKKKlash is super outraged at Trump over this.

People (well Democrats with TDS anyways) are getting dumber by the minute.

Methais
07-29-2019, 02:27 PM
People (well Democrats with TDS anyways) are Backlashing.

Fixed.

Gelston
07-29-2019, 03:01 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67433459_2458366354381265_890405982419550208_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQlgWUsF9UnhpzE8iROi1FrOh3UzdduUc3weL-P7BimmDDvSQJi2zwPVZ2sq9459jRM&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=af030e2ee101e866e6e46bb7a17064d6&oe=5DABD3E2

Tgo01
07-29-2019, 03:04 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67433459_2458366354381265_890405982419550208_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQlgWUsF9UnhpzE8iROi1FrOh3UzdduUc3weL-P7BimmDDvSQJi2zwPVZ2sq9459jRM&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=af030e2ee101e866e6e46bb7a17064d6&oe=5DABD3E2

Isn't it racist to suggest black people are incapable of a human trait such as racism? Like black people are either too dumb, too pure, or too "disadvantaged" that they are incapable of having racist thoughts or actions?

Gelston
07-29-2019, 03:12 PM
Isn't it racist to suggest black people are incapable of a human trait such as racism? Like black people are either too dumb, too pure, or too "disadvantaged" that they are incapable of having racist thoughts or actions?

racist

Suppa Hobbit Mage
07-29-2019, 04:35 PM
Former Clinton White House Press Secretary and now CNN contributor Joe Lockhardt says every single DT supporter is a racist. What a loser. This is why DT will win, because of blowhards like this douche.

“Anyone who supports a racist or a racist strategy is a racist themselves. 2020 is a moment or reckoning for America. Vote for @realDonaldTrump (https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump) and you are a racist,” Lockhart tweeted on Saturday. “Don’t hide it like a coward. Wear that racist badge proudly and see how it feels.”


edit to add: This douche also defends Clinton's ties with Epstein. Go figure.

Tgo01
07-29-2019, 05:16 PM
racist

Double racist.

Tgo01
07-29-2019, 05:21 PM
This dumbass here :lol:
https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1155848532055777280

https://i.imgur.com/FtKAkCq.jpg

Trump's actual words:
"And I don't know if this stage will hold it but if it doesn't we're not falling very far." when he invited everyone up on stage. No mention of "collapse" or any 9/11 references.

Look at the tards in the comments eating it up though. Dude posts a video, misquotes Trump from said video, is still outraged over what he claims Trump said, and the comments are just as retarded since they apparently didn't even click the video to hear what he said and are just Backlashing along without question because orange man bad.

I bet BacKKKlash is super outraged at Trump over this.

You think that's bad, look at this tweet from a so called journalist at Vox:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1155845434482548736

His tweet says: "Trump suggests that he was a 9/11 First Responder"

And yet in the video he links Trump specifically states he is NOT a first responder.

Holy shit, these "journalists" are just abusing the title now.

Methais
07-29-2019, 06:31 PM
You think that's bad, look at this tweet from a so called journalist at Vox:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1155845434482548736

His tweet says: "Trump suggests that he was a 9/11 First Responder"

And yet in the video he links Trump specifically states he is NOT a first responder.

Holy shit, these "journalists" are just abusing the title now.

He looks almost exactly as soy as I expected him to:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/816281781011959808/aGIAz8Qe_400x400.jpg

At least he's getting roasted pretty good in the comments.

Parkbandit
07-29-2019, 09:46 PM
He looks almost exactly as soy as I expected him to:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/816281781011959808/aGIAz8Qe_400x400.jpg

At least he's getting roasted pretty good in the comments.

People should have their "Journalist" "credentials" revoked when they are this fucking bias.

Methais
07-30-2019, 08:46 AM
People should have their "Journalist" "credentials" revoked when they are this fucking bias.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/816281781011959808/aGIAz8Qe_400x400.jpg

Parkbandit
07-30-2019, 08:54 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/816281781011959808/aGIAz8Qe_400x400.jpg


LOL.

But seriously, what do you have to do in order to call yourself a "journalist"?

Do you need a specific degree.. or do you just need to have written something for someone once and from that point you can label yourself a "journalist"?

Because I might just start calling myself a journalist.

Methais
07-30-2019, 08:57 AM
LOL.

But seriously, what do you have to do in order to call yourself a "journalist"?

Do you need a specific degree.. or do you just need to have written something for someone once and from that point you can label yourself a "journalist"?

Because I might just start calling myself a journalist.

99% sure you just have to be really butthurt over Trump winning the election and hate Trump soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.

Methais
07-30-2019, 01:17 PM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67807467_2527531163936848_6793386184815935488_n.jp g?_nc_cat=110&_nc_oc=AQnNeT4sCrBr_tlJqGu-5YqeX0JV0lCYBVG0zksvptHbrDZEgEIoUqP6p8BbQzrw6Os&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=da7ed91ee6980b7b8dfb041451b8a8ad&oe=5DAC55BF

When you're a kid and want to earn money so you get a job as a paperboy....but you also live in Baltimore and want to live
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67401599_10156206601225988_6276696271872851968_n.j pg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_oc=AQlUdYGvZ_OHj4yKHDKNUSno3MmtDeN_PZGmlQlBKtT KIHURr-fxnps7jYbCPICVqu0&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=056bfca5afd97f555216f18fbd73a97f&oe=5DAFBFEA

And where the fuck is drunk BacKKKlash? It's Tuesday motherfucker.

Methais
07-30-2019, 03:52 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8WD19Zz.png (https://twitter.com/FOXBaltimore/status/1155945892148420615)

Parkbandit
07-30-2019, 03:57 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8WD19Zz.png (https://twitter.com/FOXBaltimore/status/1155945892148420615)

Everyone knows Fox is racist. They probably planted that rat!

Suppa Hobbit Mage
07-30-2019, 04:31 PM
This just in on CNN: Rats lives matter!

Methais
07-30-2019, 04:34 PM
Everyone knows Fox is racist. They probably planted that rat!

According to some of the comments, that Fox station is pretty anti-Trump.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE RATS ANY LESS RACIST NOW THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gelston
07-30-2019, 05:35 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit by the Democratic National Committee against key members of the Trump campaign, Russia and WikiLeaks over hacked DNC emails.

A federal judge in frank terms has dismissed a lawsuit by the Democratic National Committee (DNC) against key members of the Trump campaign and WikiLeaks over hacked DNC emails, saying they "did not participate in any wrongdoing in obtaining the materials in the first place" and therefore bore no legal liability for disseminating the information.

The ruling came as Democrats have increasingly sought to tie the Trump team to illegal activity in Russia, in spite of Special Counsel Robert Mueller's findings that the campaign in fact refused multiple offers by Russians to involve them in hacking and disinformation efforts.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/dnc-lawsuit-trump-campaign-russia-wikileaks-hacking-dismissed?fbclid=IwAR2d0WnhnKD2_5CmeaKStNXFx-1H9AW2cSWPTUecFFiNk_0SseENeVesUYI

Suppa Hobbit Mage
07-30-2019, 05:37 PM
Oh noooooooeeeees! What will dems do now? Oh wait, there are SIX committees trying to find shit.

beldannon5
07-31-2019, 01:23 AM
So um California is being California again. Signing into law that Presidents have to give their tax returns before being put on the ballot (other candidates too) first off California isn't going to be won by Trump so why add yourself there. Also the constitution doesn't allow that. One last thing didn't California leave the United States?

Astray
07-31-2019, 01:35 AM
Well, this'll be an interesting, impossible battle for California.

Gelston
07-31-2019, 02:25 AM
So um California is being California again. Signing into law that Presidents have to give their tax returns before being put on the ballot (other candidates too) first off California isn't going to be won by Trump so why add yourself there. Also the constitution doesn't allow that. One last thing didn't California leave the United States?

That is actually tricky. The current Supreme Court might strike that down, but a different one might not. States select electors, and electors vote for the President. You don't. You vote to tell the elector to vote for this guy. One could assume, then, that the state could completely remove you from the equation and have the electors vote as they please. This is actually how it used to be in the beginning in some states.

Anyways, different states DO have different qualifications to appear on the ballot. This is just another.

Tgo01
07-31-2019, 02:34 AM
That is actually tricky. The current Supreme Court might strike that down, but a different one might not. States select electors, and electors vote for the President. You don't. You vote to tell the elector to vote for this guy. One could assume, then, that the state could completely remove you from the equation and have the electors vote as they please. This is actually how it used to be in the beginning in some states.

Anyways, different states DO have different qualifications to appear on the ballot. This is just another.

SCOTUS recently ruled that Trump couldn't add the citizenship question to the census, not because they didn't think he had the authority to as president, but rather because they questioned his motive for wanting to put the question on the ballot.

Maybe Roberts (I think that is the right leaning judge who voted with the left leaning judges) is actually thinking 10 steps ahead and plans to use the same reasoning for why California and other left leaning states can't add this requirement for appearing on a ballot, because these lawmakers have made it painfully clear the only reason they are adding this requirement is because they hate Trump and want to try and embarrass him.

If Roberts doesn't vote against California after that laughable excuse for the census question then he is just going to prove he's another activist judge that is quickly turning left leaning.

Parkbandit
07-31-2019, 07:58 AM
SCOTUS recently ruled that Trump couldn't add the citizenship question to the census, not because they didn't think he had the authority to as president, but rather because they questioned his motive for wanting to put the question on the ballot.


Wasn't there a citizenship question on the census for decades.. that Obama had removed?

Parkbandit
07-31-2019, 01:13 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge has dismissed a lawsuit by the Democratic National Committee against key members of the Trump campaign, Russia and WikiLeaks over hacked DNC emails.

A federal judge in frank terms has dismissed a lawsuit by the Democratic National Committee (DNC) against key members of the Trump campaign and WikiLeaks over hacked DNC emails, saying they "did not participate in any wrongdoing in obtaining the materials in the first place" and therefore bore no legal liability for disseminating the information.

The ruling came as Democrats have increasingly sought to tie the Trump team to illegal activity in Russia, in spite of Special Counsel Robert Mueller's findings that the campaign in fact refused multiple offers by Russians to involve them in hacking and disinformation efforts.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/dnc-lawsuit-trump-campaign-russia-wikileaks-hacking-dismissed?fbclid=IwAR2d0WnhnKD2_5CmeaKStNXFx-1H9AW2cSWPTUecFFiNk_0SseENeVesUYI

Let me guess: Either the Judge is a Republican appointment... or he’s just a racist...

Tgo01
07-31-2019, 02:47 PM
Wasn't there a citizenship question on the census for decades.. that Obama had removed?

Yup, which is why Roberts didn't argue that Trump didn't have the authority to put the question back, he just thought Trump was being a meanie head for wanting to put it back. He's quickly turning into a liberal hack like Ruth.

Alfster
07-31-2019, 04:16 PM
It was removed after the 1950 census. The yearly one that samples roughly 3% of households still has it on there.

Alfster
07-31-2019, 04:22 PM
Technically you could argue that it was removed after the 2000 census, as from 1950 through 2000 there was a shorter census sent to 80% of households and 20% got a long form. The long form had a citizenship question on it. So if included, it'd be the first time since 1950 that everyone would have been asked about citizenship. The census for 2010 was finalized in 2005 so Bush would have been the president when that was finalized

I don't really see the big deal to including the question.

Methais
08-01-2019, 09:19 AM
I don't really see the big deal to including the question.

Orange man bad is what the big deal is.

Methais
08-01-2019, 02:30 PM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67947159_2460346287516605_2089802941589356544_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeHQrIeDsRScf3GAlQnTbafnj7-5I2q7R95vZqTpdWuOUCF6lyYyo4Tm1DJYW5wGWWnsNZ8dTF_1v 3a7PuYfVtNc68NhaXeswhU_Fc3MfO9dfg&_nc_oc=AQlKqBkJiZnpaav28kxoebc6vkRLHF8kW7tkjEoF_79 d1BexRsGLeX2RHN6mYPCEzds&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=d8afe33608bda33eb219b6bc7d91d6b6&oe=5DEBB5E7

Methais
08-01-2019, 02:49 PM
pwnt

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67705437_2460308714187029_8516302793663840256_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeEgtEO6KNcm23sdvbF1dTdcwrOM6kHPDFKL7RFjK-pBuSgv4LHyxHlG8RFPn8DPuLQ2JXFs_W7SJ0uAzesvm4KN8Tw_ JHcTXMpXWuLSQqUHLQ&_nc_oc=AQm6bMjBs3h6KjPKs_OmqtvBZdWhizZ_YiJ-1yUcN_RCtgf0dWGUw75DK7S6CEiyEtg&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=a46c4dc75efceb479950723e7b58e631&oe=5DEC8AA5

Tgo01
08-01-2019, 03:06 PM
pwnt

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67705437_2460308714187029_8516302793663840256_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeEgtEO6KNcm23sdvbF1dTdcwrOM6kHPDFKL7RFjK-pBuSgv4LHyxHlG8RFPn8DPuLQ2JXFs_W7SJ0uAzesvm4KN8Tw_ JHcTXMpXWuLSQqUHLQ&_nc_oc=AQm6bMjBs3h6KjPKs_OmqtvBZdWhizZ_YiJ-1yUcN_RCtgf0dWGUw75DK7S6CEiyEtg&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=a46c4dc75efceb479950723e7b58e631&oe=5DEC8AA5

I keep wanting to throw my hands in the air and say "That's it! I'm not buying anymore shit from this company!"

But every company I have wanted to do this to I don't buy shit from them anyways. Gillette, the NFL, Starbucks. It's my pre-boycott plan.

Tgo01
08-01-2019, 05:57 PM
Democrats: Slapping tariffs on China is bad because it's a tax on American consumers! Even though consumers can avoid the tax by not buying Chinese products.
Also Democrats: Raising everyone's taxes to pay for giveaways and healthcare for illegal aliens is a good thing!

Parkbandit
08-01-2019, 08:02 PM
pwnt

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67705437_2460308714187029_8516302793663840256_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeEgtEO6KNcm23sdvbF1dTdcwrOM6kHPDFKL7RFjK-pBuSgv4LHyxHlG8RFPn8DPuLQ2JXFs_W7SJ0uAzesvm4KN8Tw_ JHcTXMpXWuLSQqUHLQ&_nc_oc=AQm6bMjBs3h6KjPKs_OmqtvBZdWhizZ_YiJ-1yUcN_RCtgf0dWGUw75DK7S6CEiyEtg&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=a46c4dc75efceb479950723e7b58e631&oe=5DEC8AA5

I'm not sure you can blame Gillette's shitty woke commercials for the loss. They were way over charging for razors for years and years, but with Dollar Shave Club and a few other companies offering cheaper razors.. it's cut into their market share.

Plus, with scruff and beards being in... I'm sure men aren't shaving like they used to. I know I haven't been clean shaven in like 10 years.

Tgo01
08-01-2019, 09:52 PM
Republicans from day 1 of Obamacare being passed: Repeal and replace Obamacare!!!
Democrats: THAT'S RACIST! You don't care about poor people or brown people!!!

Every single Democrat candidate except Biden: Obamacare isn't good enough! We need to replace it with a better plan!
Democrats: OH MY GOSH! So brave! So caring!

How did Obama and his healthcare plan become too right for Democrats in just a matter of 2 years?

Parkbandit
08-01-2019, 11:07 PM
Republicans from day 1 of Obamacare being passed: Repeal and replace Obamacare!!!
Democrats: THAT'S RACIST! You don't care about poor people or brown people!!!

Every single Democrat candidate except Biden: Obamacare isn't good enough! We need to replace it with a better plan!
Democrats: OH MY GOSH! So brave! So caring!

How did Obama and his healthcare plan become too right for Democrats in just a matter of 2 years?

In their defense: Obamacare was created to fail.. they were just hoping that it would fail faster or that Hillary would be President when it did so they could go straight to single payer the way they wanted to in the first place.

Tgo01
08-02-2019, 02:44 AM
This is an actual article from CNN. I'm not going to link to the article because I don't want to drive any traffic to CNN because I'm a petty ass like that.


Robot racism? Yes, says a study showing humans' biases extend to robots

Have you ever noticed the popularity of white robots?
You see them in films like Will Smith's "I, Robot" and Eve from "Wall-E." Real-life examples include Honda's Asimo, UBTECH's Walker, Boston Dynamics' Atlas, and even NASA's Valkyrie robot. All made of shiny white material. And some real-life humanoid robots are modeled after white celebrities, such as Audrey Hepburn and Scarlett Johansson.
The reason for these shades of technological white may be racism, according to new research.

This is just getting stupid now. This is Back level of stupid. Back, why do you consume literal shit like this?

Parkbandit
08-02-2019, 07:44 AM
This is an actual article from CNN. I'm not going to link to the article because I don't want to drive any traffic to CNN because I'm a petty ass like that.

This is just getting stupid now. This is Back level of stupid. Back, why do you consume literal shit like this?

My stove top is black. I had 3-4 different colors to choose from and I chose black.

Therefore, I cannot be a racist.

Ashlander
08-02-2019, 08:17 AM
My stove top is black. I had 3-4 different colors to choose from and I chose black.

Therefore, I cannot be a racist.

Ah but the stove serves you and you decided it had to be black therefor you want black people to be slaves again.

Racism confirmed!

Parkbandit
08-02-2019, 08:51 AM
I bet PB is a regular over at {Edited out porn site} :spaz:

Hopefully, everyone will report this message and you'll have to once again be force to create a new login ID.

Parkbandit
08-02-2019, 08:52 AM
Ah but the stove serves you and you decided it had to be black therefor you want black people to be slaves again.

Racism confirmed!

Well that makes no sense.

If CNN says that owning a white robot is racist and I own a black "robot" oven, I am not a racist.

If you ever took a logic class, like the one time4fun taught.. you would know this.

Methais
08-02-2019, 09:08 AM
This is an actual article from CNN. I'm not going to link to the article because I don't want to drive any traffic to CNN because I'm a petty ass like that.



This is just getting stupid now. This is Back level of stupid. Back, why do you consume literal shit like this?

Pro tip: White people don't actually have "white" skin and black people don't actually have "black" skin.

LOOK AT THIS RACIST OUTFIT (except for the black trim of course)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51oQwLnJaEL._UX342_.jpg


Ah but the stove serves you and you decided it had to be black therefor you want black people to be slaves again.

Racism confirmed!

But when the burners are heated up they turn red because PB ALSO WANTS TO ENSLAVE NATIVE AMERICANS AND THE KRYPTON SUN OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

~Rocktar~
08-02-2019, 09:36 AM
This is an actual article from CNN. I'm not going to link to the article because I don't want to drive any traffic to CNN because I'm a petty ass like that.


Have you ever noticed the popularity of white robots? . . .

I wonder if CNN has ever noticed the popularity of white toilets?

Methais
08-02-2019, 10:28 AM
Dem Rep’s Baltimore Home Burglarized on Same Day He Slammed Trump for Calling His City ‘Dangerous’ (https://pluralist.com/baltimore-elijah-cummings-trump/12?fbclid=IwAR3zFWLwB0OzSwHGHltFlZf8SwMJoA71--_6-iA9BBFJf6xNDy5JFmVfVEk)

:lol:

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-02-2019, 11:35 AM
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/too-bad-trump-reacts-break-cummings-baltimore-home-n1038586

"Really bad news! The Baltimore house of Elijah Cummings was robbed. Too bad!" --Trump

Methais
08-02-2019, 11:47 AM
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/too-bad-trump-reacts-break-cummings-baltimore-home-n1038586

"Really bad news! The Baltimore house of Elijah Cummings was robbed. Too bad!" --Trump

In before Trump is blamed for the break in.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ZTiySG67M

Methais
08-05-2019, 12:56 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8w6yxtJ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/8RFeYdI.png


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVcbY3Tf_TE

Parkbandit
08-05-2019, 01:04 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8w6yxtJ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/8RFeYdI.png


She's so woke thou....

Methais
08-05-2019, 04:22 PM
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1157894303848337409?s=20

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Parkbandit
08-05-2019, 04:52 PM
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1157894303848337409?s=20

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Jesus. If whispers make you lose concentration.. maybe a room full of people isn't the place for you.

Fortybox
08-05-2019, 08:56 PM
Jesus. If whispers make you lose concentration.. maybe a room full of people isn't the place for you.

POINT OF PERSONAL PRIVILEGE! PLEASE DO NOT USE GENDERED LANGUAGE!!!11111oknejekahsaklhfdalksnjdmlkasndkas

Methais
08-05-2019, 09:27 PM
Jesus. If whispers make you lose concentration.. maybe a room full of people isn't the place for you.

How is he going to handle the revolution when it happens? I would imagine that revolutions are quite noisy.

Methais
08-06-2019, 10:20 AM
HUH? Biden Expresses Sympathy For 'Tragic Events In Houston Today And Also In Michigan’ (https://www.dailywire.com/news/50245/huh-biden-expresses-sympathy-tragic-events-houston-joseph-curl)

:lol:

Parkbandit
08-06-2019, 10:35 AM
HUH? Biden Expresses Sympathy For 'Tragic Events In Houston Today And Also In Michigan’ (https://www.dailywire.com/news/50245/huh-biden-expresses-sympathy-tragic-events-houston-joseph-curl)

:lol:

I can understand one.... but he literally fucked up both places?

Stick a fork in him.. he's done.

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/5628/ydravbdys63zb1zzg.jpg

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-06-2019, 10:46 AM
I can understand one.... but he literally fucked up both places?

Stick a fork in him.. he's done.

http://www.mediafire.com/convkey/5628/ydravbdys63zb1zzg.jpg

Trump did the same, mentioned the wrong city. Liberals went nuts of course.

Parkbandit
08-06-2019, 11:54 AM
Trump did the same, mentioned the wrong city. Liberals went nuts of course.

He mentioned the wrong city for one and the wrong state for the other? Like Biden batted a .000

Methais
08-06-2019, 03:41 PM
Violent video games discussion receives HD remake:

https://i.imgur.com/wKnSVoe.jpg (https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/violent-video-games-argument-receives-hd-remaster/)

Taernath
08-06-2019, 03:53 PM
https://i.imgur.com/LcRZHlh.jpg

Parkbandit
08-06-2019, 05:28 PM
https://i.imgur.com/LcRZHlh.jpg

Liberals eating liberals.

Can't say I don't love it.

Hopefully it's like Highlander and they keep eating each other until there is only 1 left... and the world would be saved.

Taernath
08-06-2019, 05:58 PM
Liberals eating liberals.

Can't say I don't love it.

Hopefully it's like Highlander and they keep eating each other until there is only 1 left... and the world would be saved.

He morphed into a That Guy a few years back and has been burning the internet's collective goodwill ever since.

Gelston
08-06-2019, 06:07 PM
He morphed into a That Guy a few years back and has been burning the internet's collective goodwill ever since.

That guy posting actual statistics instead of freaking about thing?

Parkbandit
08-06-2019, 06:23 PM
He morphed into a That Guy a few years back and has been burning the internet's collective goodwill ever since.

I always thought he was a classic political liberal.

What has he done that makes him "That Guy"?

Parkbandit
08-06-2019, 06:24 PM
That guy posting actual statistics instead of freaking about thing?

To be fair.. the timing was terrible on that post.

Would have been far more impactful like next month or so.. once the pain subsided a little.

Gelston
08-06-2019, 06:32 PM
To be fair.. the timing was terrible on that post.

Would have been far more impactful like next month or so.. once the pain subsided a little.

Scientists aren't known for being sensitive.

Parkbandit
08-06-2019, 06:44 PM
Scientists aren't known for being sensitive.

Very true.. I watched every BBT and that was a common theme.

Taernath
08-06-2019, 06:50 PM
I always thought he was a classic political liberal.

What has he done that makes him "That Guy"?

I don't know what his personal politics are, but he does speak out about climate change so he's sometimes perceived as liberal.

He lost a lot of fans after he got caught up in MeToo, but mostly it's because he's the kind of person who after being told you have a headache, would say, 'well the bullet ant is rated 4+ on the Schmidt pain index, your headache can't be as bad as that'. He is 'factually correct', but also an insufferable tit. See: the picture I posted.

Gelston
08-06-2019, 06:58 PM
I don't know what his personal politics are, but he does speak out about climate change so he's sometimes perceived as liberal.

He lost a lot of fans after he got caught up in MeToo, but mostly it's because he's the kind of person who after being told you have a headache, would say, 'well the bullet ant is rated 4+ on the Schmidt pain index, your headache can't be as bad as that'. He is 'factually correct', but also an insufferable tit. See: the picture I posted.

Because he is a real life Vulcan.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-06-2019, 07:02 PM
Scientists aren't known for being sensitive.

You mean for being fact based?

Statisticians are the ones who lie.

Parkbandit
08-06-2019, 08:00 PM
I don't know what his personal politics are, but he does speak out about climate change so he's sometimes perceived as liberal.

He lost a lot of fans after he got caught up in MeToo, but mostly it's because he's the kind of person who after being told you have a headache, would say, 'well the bullet ant is rated 4+ on the Schmidt pain index, your headache can't be as bad as that'. He is 'factually correct', but also an insufferable tit. See: the picture I posted.

I had no idea he was caught up in the #MeToo thing.

Also, no one likes an insufferable tit. I like mine big and perky

Gelston
08-07-2019, 04:03 AM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67754304_2464111120473455_7485942544535126016_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeETTou5WtS49YR0rzJV0MPiJUJrWalv_09Uxwzmb CvCs-4oKClouZBtTGB4n_empagRv0wZaenCcV-2zdaRJsYsd8gDtagiREwOgrKHVkDyag&_nc_oc=AQmKEYLylJ6IqZxlxu6RqndCX9Iig0eA_ERTRzAlcY3 obNzQbLc9hQ66LsYgvnZL5AY&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=a24100f17661e73edc00bc38553e821c&oe=5DD2E388

Methais
08-07-2019, 02:58 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67754304_2464111120473455_7485942544535126016_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeETTou5WtS49YR0rzJV0MPiJUJrWalv_09Uxwzmb CvCs-4oKClouZBtTGB4n_empagRv0wZaenCcV-2zdaRJsYsd8gDtagiREwOgrKHVkDyag&_nc_oc=AQmKEYLylJ6IqZxlxu6RqndCX9Iig0eA_ERTRzAlcY3 obNzQbLc9hQ66LsYgvnZL5AY&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=a24100f17661e73edc00bc38553e821c&oe=5DD2E388

:lol:

Methais
08-07-2019, 03:00 PM
Trump plan to re-raise flags on August 8 will send message to neo-Nazis, former FBI official warns (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-white-supremacy-neo-nazi-flag-frank-figliuzzi-fbi-msnbc-a9044966.html?amp)

TLDR:

Trump flying flags half mast until August 8

August 8 = 8/8

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet

8/8 = HH = Heil Hitler = Orange man bad

Tgo01
08-07-2019, 03:01 PM
Democrats: We need to make it so gun owners need a license, need insurance, and be put on a gun registry!
Also Democrats: Voter ID is racist because blacks can't afford IDs!!!

Methais
08-07-2019, 03:03 PM
Democrats: We need to make it so gun owners need a license, need insurance, and be put on a gun registry!
Also Democrats: Voter ID is racist because blacks can't afford IDs!!!

“This won’t affect blacks because they can’t afford guns anyway!” -Also Democrats, probably

Tgo01
08-07-2019, 03:49 PM
Trump plan to re-raise flags on August 8 will send message to neo-Nazis, former FBI official warns (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-white-supremacy-neo-nazi-flag-frank-figliuzzi-fbi-msnbc-a9044966.html?amp)

TLDR:

Trump flying flags half mast until August 8

August 8 = 8/8

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet

8/8 = HH = Heil Hitler = Orange man bad

Democrats really are insane.

Alfster
08-07-2019, 04:50 PM
Fuck that's a real article. Jesus Christ.

Parkbandit
08-07-2019, 04:57 PM
Fuck that's a real article. Jesus Christ.

You are in the Party of Bat Shit Crazy People.

Enjoy.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-07-2019, 05:24 PM
Fuck that's a real article. Jesus Christ.

He was on MSNBC.

Gelston
08-07-2019, 05:27 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67802813_2443458332553743_3967518555561263104_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeEZtCXPDhyQuOHgDuj4RqF3w-bygkFtONVRq6ZmuLPZEB5d_6wyddpXpdHwDLxslPvVctV9B6dA wyhN-NrQWRYd_HdRoS1-B5rAeXnshxKP3g&_nc_oc=AQnRCV9EqLq0XaCMTN7sKUcQcT4ANAv6JPYWLCP8JH_ y_JRHDg5AJGUTutQBQU-zzNs&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=137bb01d09cd9f7fe5fd4d96bd642b7a&oe=5DD55C7C

Tgo01
08-08-2019, 09:05 PM
https://i.imgur.com/HeAXezK.jpg

Methais
08-09-2019, 09:33 AM
He was on MSNBC.

Jesus Christ was on MSNBC?

https://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/episode-thumbnails/season-3/south-park-s03e16-are-you-there-god-its-me-jesus_16x9.jpg?quality=0.8&grayscale=true

Methais
08-09-2019, 12:49 PM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69034219_2466627936888440_2642261900519276544_n.jp g?_nc_cat=108&_nc_eui2=AeFTBnDVpN5yFDpFBshC0FE3a86KjM_17b-ob06QilgCl-KOXYYQF6YiJ9P-Q-qzSppkwXWXxIzd7-NfcZVFMaPJbH6odPOES_VbCrQPYiRjFQ&_nc_oc=AQk5DZE4otfJ2Oa9Y9TtZBsLShYL8Iuiu2x6aK3gkof 7UTgOMwSkH2dWbIxNgSB0IEQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=78765c909f1a98dc3be15e56069fb431&oe=5DD0E354

Neveragain
08-09-2019, 02:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If2q-pO95k0

Not a terribly wise thing to say on Des Moines east side, a neighborhood that is made up of poor white people.

Tgo01
08-09-2019, 05:15 PM
The "news" media saying it's racist that a Trump supporter organized volunteers to help clean up trash from Baltimore because, and I shit you not, it reinforces the stereotype that poor people can't take care of their own neighborhoods.

Local Democrat politicians do nothing for the city? No news coverage.
State Democrat politicians do nothing for the city? No news coverage.
Federal Democrat politicians do nothing for the city? No news coverage.
Trump supporters donate their time and money to help clean up trash on the city streets? RACIST!

Methais
08-10-2019, 09:11 AM
The "news" media saying it's racist that a Trump supporter organized volunteers to help clean up trash from Baltimore because, and I shit you not, it reinforces the stereotype that poor people can't take care of their own neighborhoods.

Local Democrat politicians do nothing for the city? No news coverage.
State Democrat politicians do nothing for the city? No news coverage.
Federal Democrat politicians do nothing for the city? No news coverage.
Trump supporters donate their time and money to help clean up trash on the city streets? RACIST!

This was near the end of an article about it :lol:


We also hope Mr. Presler keeps his promise to return to Baltimore once a month. It would definitely give his motives more credibility. It might also give him better perspective about the city’s problems than any single visit can provide. Maybe it could even lead him and his followers to advocate for federal housing, health care, transportation, education, criminal justice, civil rights and anti-poverty policies aimed at urban communities.

In the meantime, we’ll see how clean the neighborhood still is when he returns in September.

"MAYBE IF HE KEEPS COMING BACK HE'LL ADVOCATE FOR US TO GET SOME FREE SHIT!!!!!1"

https://www.baltimoresun.com/opinion/editorial/bs-ed-0808-conservatives-clean-west-baltimore-20190806-hmc2gndnhfhodch4yxromipgnq-story.html

Parkbandit
08-10-2019, 10:35 AM
Looks like the Clintons strike again...

Billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, 66, kills himself in his Manhattan jail cell, 24 hours after files in his case were unsealed and two weeks after he was placed on suicide watch ahead of his sex trafficking trial

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7344181/Billionaire-Jeffrey-Epstein-dies-suicide-inside-Manhattan-jail-cell.html

Methais
08-10-2019, 10:49 AM
Looks like the Clintons strike again...

Billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, 66, kills himself in his Manhattan jail cell, 24 hours after files in his case were unsealed and two weeks after he was placed on suicide watch ahead of his sex trafficking trial

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7344181/Billionaire-Jeffrey-Epstein-dies-suicide-inside-Manhattan-jail-cell.html

https://i.imgflip.com/37p2fe.jpg

beldannon5
08-10-2019, 11:13 AM
Seems they have killed a good amount of people

Parkbandit
08-10-2019, 11:18 AM
Seems they have had a lot of people die around them but it's really just a giant coincidence really

FTFY

~Rocktar~
08-10-2019, 11:25 AM
https://thefederalistpapers.org/opinion/ocasio-cortez-demands-answers-mysterious-suicide-epstein



Minutes after the death of convicted pedophile and alleged sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein was reported conspiracy theories started to make their way onto the Internet.

It is not a surprise that many have questions as a man on suicide watch should not able to kill himself in a high security prison.

But conspiracies are what they are and there is no evidence at this time to suggest anything other than a suicide is what happened, as Reuters reported.

Jeffrey Epstein, the U.S. financier facing federal sex trafficking charges, committed suicide on Friday night in his lower Manhattan jail cell, several U.S. media outlets reported on Saturday.

Epstein, who was arrested on July 6, had pleaded not guilty to charges of sex trafficking involving dozens of underage girls as young as 14, from at least 2002 to 2005.

The charges were announced more than a decade after Epstein pleaded guilty to state prostitution charges in Florida.

He was confined in the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan while he appealed a district judge’s refusal to let him live under 24-hour guard in his home on the Upper East Side.

Advertisement - story continues below


Last month, Epstein was found unconscious in his cell with injuries to his neck, media outlets reported, citing unidentified sources.

New York Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is one of the people demanding answers in the death of the high profile pedophile.





I was saddened and appalled to hear of the sudden suicide of AOC, such a bright and energetic up and comer in the Democrat party. She will be missed.

-- Hillary Clinton December 2019

Methais
08-10-2019, 11:29 AM
https://thefederalistpapers.org/opinion/ocasio-cortez-demands-answers-mysterious-suicide-epstein









-- Hillary Clinton December 2019

https://i.imgur.com/7M6Lpp4.gif

~Rocktar~
08-10-2019, 12:41 PM
ROFLMAO

Tgo01
08-10-2019, 03:39 PM
Looks like the Clintons strike again...

Billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, 66, kills himself in his Manhattan jail cell, 24 hours after files in his case were unsealed and two weeks after he was placed on suicide watch ahead of his sex trafficking trial

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7344181/Billionaire-Jeffrey-Epstein-dies-suicide-inside-Manhattan-jail-cell.html

This is pretty obviously murder right? I'm not saying it was the Clintons (but let's get real, it was.)

This wasn't just some nobody awaiting trial for sex crimes, this was a high profile inmate. He should have had someone stationed outside of his cell watching him 24/7. He should have had no bed sheets, no towels, no shoe laces, no belt. How the fuck did he "commit suicide"?

Gelston
08-10-2019, 03:40 PM
This is pretty obviously murder right? I'm not saying it was the Clintons (but let's get real, it was.)

This wasn't just some nobody awaiting trial for sex crimes, this was a high profile inmate. He should have had someone stationed outside of his cell watching him 24/7. He should have had no bed sheets, no towels, no shoe laces, no belt. How the fuck did he "commit suicide"?

That dude had dirt on everyone. It could be any number of people, including the UK Royal family.

Methais
08-10-2019, 04:28 PM
That dude had dirt on everyone. It could be any number of people, including the UK Royal family.

How do you know it wasn't you?

Gelston
08-10-2019, 04:32 PM
How do you know it wasn't you?

Maybe it was.

Neveragain
08-11-2019, 06:46 PM
De Blasio campaign event in Iowa draws roughly 15 attendees


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQuUVul0WZU

Back
08-11-2019, 10:36 PM
That dude had dirt on everyone. It could be any number of people, including the UK Royal family.

One of his victims all grown up getting revenge?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SpecificQualifiedAmericanwigeon-size_restricted.gif

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e73065fc7e717b39cb587acf9c0d7eda/tumblr_o2sqh3Rbfm1uadz9uo1_400.gif

RichardCranium
08-11-2019, 11:24 PM
One of his victims all grown up getting revenge?

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SpecificQualifiedAmericanwigeon-size_restricted.gif

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e73065fc7e717b39cb587acf9c0d7eda/tumblr_o2sqh3Rbfm1uadz9uo1_400.gif

The Clintons/Trump/Royal Family would never allow this.

Astray
08-12-2019, 12:20 AM
So, was he on suicide watch after his first 'attempt'?

Gelston
08-12-2019, 07:03 AM
So, was he on suicide watch after his first 'attempt'?

They were saying yes at first, but now they say no he wasn't.

Parkbandit
08-12-2019, 08:28 AM
They were saying yes at first, but now they say no he wasn't.

They were saying no at first.. but then he attempted to kill himself, so they said he was.. but then he actually committed "suicide" so they said he was taken off it.

I swear.. are a bunch of Backlashes in charge of the prison there?

Methais
08-12-2019, 09:38 AM
They were saying yes at first, but now they say no he wasn't.

Supposedly he was on suicide watch after the first "attempt" which he said after that someone was trying to kill him.

Now they're saying he was taken off suicide watch not long before he got suicided.

And the guards were working their 5th day of overtime.

And failed to follow protocol.


I swear.. are a bunch of Backlashes in charge of the prison there?

Yes.

So the highest of high profile people being held in jail in a cell by himself, who's an extremely likely candidate for either suicide or to be murdered, and they still can't protect him and he winds up dead.

Meanwhile, idiots like BacKKKlash still think that if we just turn in all of our guns the government will protect us.

Methais
08-12-2019, 10:11 AM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68832326_2469074039977163_1169440197935366144_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeExhV84zH2v_Nc5a0pmYjNTZ_HZCVAYafzR6Fyv9 S3bWc3-PyOeQAbwbHb4t5oCkg5SdzntdUv1JvDBs4Bdbvp5UptQ1lGwQk oicWQqNMOlrw&_nc_oc=AQkqSgzERFXsfywM8nvckMzdxWusK7uAZj_AXAudMYr bVHvif95izvkg1tULlYakXhw&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=74ed580e9051555a7c5dff9ff58cf51d&oe=5DD6991F

Parkbandit
08-12-2019, 11:27 AM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68832326_2469074039977163_1169440197935366144_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeExhV84zH2v_Nc5a0pmYjNTZ_HZCVAYafzR6Fyv9 S3bWc3-PyOeQAbwbHb4t5oCkg5SdzntdUv1JvDBs4Bdbvp5UptQ1lGwQk oicWQqNMOlrw&_nc_oc=AQkqSgzERFXsfywM8nvckMzdxWusK7uAZj_AXAudMYr bVHvif95izvkg1tULlYakXhw&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=74ed580e9051555a7c5dff9ff58cf51d&oe=5DD6991F

While I still think it's stupid.. I love it when liberals die by the same standards they hold Conservatives to. #MeToo was awesome.

Parkbandit
08-12-2019, 11:40 AM
Supposedly he was on suicide watch after the first "attempt" which he said after that someone was trying to kill him.

Now they're saying he was taken off suicide watch not long before he got suicided.

And the guards were working their 5th day of overtime.

And failed to follow protocol.

Yes.

So the highest of high profile people being held in jail in a cell by himself, who's an extremely likely candidate for either suicide or to be murdered, and they still can't protect him and he winds up dead.

Meanwhile, idiots like BacKKKlash still think that if we just turn in all of our guns the government will protect us.

Actually, BlacKKKlash said that if we just regulate guns more, there will no longer be the need for war.

Methais
08-12-2019, 11:57 AM
This is for BacKKKlash specifically :lo;:

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67672542_2467364046814829_41927290354925568_n.jpg? _nc_cat=104&_nc_eui2=AeGzbmOkwhCkDhXYBEeUUeWJ_VPCDR0jHYU5Y_mc1 bqYE-p7r0cjQwSW2kbg5wljKRMHrRYLg9darqL0axvBlqI1VJBVK3Db ISczYEp0QqXWlA&_nc_oc=AQkrS2txMt6zESjtRLklIYTFy3MNDRiPN53fNNUqzZi krnr9-pTIZCFulfp59jL3P48&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=715c12fc746613109bb2c60238ac1618&oe=5DCA7DFB

Parkbandit
08-12-2019, 12:04 PM
This is for BacKKKlash specifically :lo;:

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67672542_2467364046814829_41927290354925568_n.jpg? _nc_cat=104&_nc_eui2=AeGzbmOkwhCkDhXYBEeUUeWJ_VPCDR0jHYU5Y_mc1 bqYE-p7r0cjQwSW2kbg5wljKRMHrRYLg9darqL0axvBlqI1VJBVK3Db ISczYEp0QqXWlA&_nc_oc=AQkrS2txMt6zESjtRLklIYTFy3MNDRiPN53fNNUqzZi krnr9-pTIZCFulfp59jL3P48&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=715c12fc746613109bb2c60238ac1618&oe=5DCA7DFB

His own stupidity (and that of your typical far left socialist liberal) will prevent him from understanding this. You may have to draw it out with crayons.

Back
08-12-2019, 01:51 PM
Interesting thing about the second amendment. The very first words say "A WELL REGULATED". Those words are just as important as the rest.

Its the anti-regulation crowd and the NRA who are the ones not properly following the second amendment.

Methais
08-12-2019, 02:03 PM
Interesting thing about the second amendment. The very first words say "A WELL REGULATED". Those words are just as important as the rest.

Its the anti-regulation crowd and the NRA who are the ones not properly following the second amendment.

Let me guess...in your world of infinite idiocy it means WELL REGULATED BY THE GOVERNMENT?

Someone else will probably be along shortly to explain again why you're so fucking stupid and don't understand how anything works, because I'm too lazy to deal with an amoeba like you right now.

In the meantime:

Rep Castro's Trump-Donor-List Inspires Long Lines At Texas BBQ Chain (https://kprcradio.iheart.com/featured/walton-and-johnson/content/2019-08-12-rep-castros-trump-donor-list-inspires-long-lines-at-texas-bbq-chain)


Last week Rep Joaquin Castro encouraged people to boycott local businesses who donate to Trump.

It turns out his plan didn't work.

Rep. Joaquin Castro’s (D-TX) decision to publish a list of people who have donated to President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign has backfired in the case of some on the list.

One of those businesses is Bill Miller Bar-B-Q in San Antonio.

“It seems Castro may have unintentionally advertised for the business because people claiming to be locals are reporting lines of people looking to support it stretching long and far,” BizPac Review reported.

The food writer at the San Antonio Express-News also reported on the newfound fame of the already popular barbecue restaurant:

We are now officially in the age when barbecue is no longer safe from the bureaucrats — not even a San Antonio institution like Bill Miller Bar-B-Q. And I say the state needs to be separate from the church of smoke.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott came to the immediate defense of Miller, posting a photo on Twitter of a barbecue plate and stating: “Perfect night for @BillMillerBarBQ.”

But long before Trump’s presidency and Castro’s ploy, the barbecue empire that started as one restaurant in 1950 and expanded to 70 restaurants in San Antonio “and beyond” has been successful and will continue to be, the Express-News reported.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/906/289/409.png

Gelston
08-12-2019, 02:39 PM
Interesting thing about the second amendment. The very first words say "A WELL REGULATED". Those words are just as important as the rest.

Its the anti-regulation crowd and the NRA who are the ones not properly following the second amendment.

Just ignore the part saying "the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Parkbandit
08-12-2019, 04:45 PM
Interesting thing about the second amendment. The very first words say "A WELL REGULATED". Those words are just as important as the rest.

Its the anti-regulation crowd and the NRA who are the ones not properly following the second amendment.

Dude, don't burn yourself out on a Monday.. save some for:


BACKKKLASH DRUNK TUESDAYS!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RedLoneJabiru-small.gif

Methais
08-12-2019, 08:59 PM
Dude, don't burn yourself out on a Monday.. save some for:


BACKKKLASH DRUNK TUESDAYS!
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RedLoneJabiru-small.gif

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oKHWBy6GFcLdEhH0Y/giphy.gif

Methais
08-13-2019, 10:19 AM
This should trigger BacKKKlash pretty hard.

https://i.imgur.com/GUIKB8X.jpg

Tgo01
08-13-2019, 08:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=104&v=tupo46EudpE

~Rocktar~
08-13-2019, 09:10 PM
LOL

Methais
08-14-2019, 02:51 PM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68280044_10157138625787535_6898349988619747328_n.j pg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_oc=AQmm8wHXDfST0XXMi85_g5F8Lww_PAy0Qps9MHqAezH BRg4bNvh9r2641N96qlcJbpk&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=52d0c3680032dfdeb24d9d0ee3105269&oe=5DD2A8AF

Neveragain
08-14-2019, 05:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=104&v=tupo46EudpE

"He's like the Jersey Shore for Corleones"

That's gold.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-15-2019, 09:08 AM
https://www.mmamania.com/2019/8/14/20805816/petition-have-joe-rogan-moderate-2020-presidential-debate-120k-signatures-strong-growing-mma

Petition to have Joe Rogan moderate 2020 Presidential Debate is 120k signatures strong (and growing)

Gelston
08-15-2019, 11:17 AM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68550126_10156077701476059_2154128271644557312_n.j pg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_oc=AQl-_aOdZDBqN5-VOUR7xvanLZJSkmf7ZpvlbCuTA1m3zW7_BrZu1GSc1cE0q1ngj zY&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=721682f0a2ba266e44be7d1716400488&oe=5DC86BEB

Methais
08-15-2019, 11:38 AM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68550126_10156077701476059_2154128271644557312_n.j pg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_oc=AQl-_aOdZDBqN5-VOUR7xvanLZJSkmf7ZpvlbCuTA1m3zW7_BrZu1GSc1cE0q1ngj zY&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=721682f0a2ba266e44be7d1716400488&oe=5DC86BEB

https://i.imgflip.com/382xu1.jpg

Tgo01
08-15-2019, 09:58 PM
Let me get this straight:

Tlaib and Omar support BDS (an anti-semitic movement aimed at destroying the only Jewish state in the entire world), they have said they don't believe Israel has a right to exist, had the balls to refer to Israel as Palestine as the destination of their visit, and are now calling foul because Israel said fuck you bitches and stay out of our country? And the loony Democrats are going along with Tlaib and Omar's bullshit?

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-15-2019, 10:10 PM
Let me get this straight:

Tlaib and Omar support BDS (an anti-semitic movement aimed at destroying the only Jewish state in the entire world), they have said they don't believe Israel has a right to exist, had the balls to refer to Israel as Palestine as the destination of their visit, and are now calling foul because Israel said fuck you bitches and stay out of our country? And the loony Democrats are going along with Tlaib and Omar's bullshit?

They also IMMEDIATELY went to Israel is anti-Muslim like it’s straight out of their ‘ism/ist’ Playbook

Tgo01
08-15-2019, 10:25 PM
They also IMMEDIATELY went to Israel is anti-Muslim like it’s straight out of their ‘ism/ist’ Playbook

Which is amazing considering the first thing Israel did after they captured land in a war started by their Muslim neighboring countries was to grant citizenship (over 99% of which were Muslims) to all people in the newly captured land. All people in these lands still have full rights as an Israeli citizen. There are elected members of their version of congress who are Muslim who openly call for the destruction of Israel.

But Israel hates Muslims or something.

Methais
08-16-2019, 09:36 AM
Let me get this straight:

Tlaib and Omar support BDS (an anti-semitic movement aimed at destroying the only Jewish state in the entire world), they have said they don't believe Israel has a right to exist, had the balls to refer to Israel as Palestine as the destination of their visit, and are now calling foul because Israel said fuck you bitches and stay out of our country? And the loony Democrats are going along with Tlaib and Omar's bullshit?

Can't wait to hear what BacKKKlash thinks about this. :lol:

Methais
08-16-2019, 09:38 AM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68596493_2472341806317053_2345817639932133376_n.jp g?_nc_cat=111&_nc_eui2=AeGPw_Ur8-Wx_IeTsbT5G00tl4qrYiOGdSMs3Z31UcyelnCb5FSkYPi_Q1Bm WO61rTQniLCyGvPnGnx9wiI9Ac-sc85GzB-UV6zN4XfdmFCA6Q&_nc_oc=AQl0_uUhw-AYAjylh6W2S8bkGMYdykWaRwHXaV4VrS12M3htISTb7wqKN9x-z0D_pKc&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=c47815376f8522e4bdd89c1ffd4b7cf5&oe=5E1387CF

Ashlander
08-16-2019, 12:09 PM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68596493_2472341806317053_2345817639932133376_n.jp g?_nc_cat=111&_nc_eui2=AeGPw_Ur8-Wx_IeTsbT5G00tl4qrYiOGdSMs3Z31UcyelnCb5FSkYPi_Q1Bm WO61rTQniLCyGvPnGnx9wiI9Ac-sc85GzB-UV6zN4XfdmFCA6Q&_nc_oc=AQl0_uUhw-AYAjylh6W2S8bkGMYdykWaRwHXaV4VrS12M3htISTb7wqKN9x-z0D_pKc&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=c47815376f8522e4bdd89c1ffd4b7cf5&oe=5E1387CF

Yeah but did they get told to go back to where they came from just because they hate America!?!

Taernath
08-16-2019, 12:14 PM
Rand Paul's beating was over a property dispute, lol.

Gelston
08-16-2019, 12:17 PM
Rand Paul's beating was over a property dispute, lol.

Steve Scalise was shot for being a Republican.

Taernath
08-16-2019, 12:22 PM
Steve Scalise was shot for being a Republican.

I don't remember disputing that.

Methais
08-16-2019, 12:38 PM
I don't remember disputing that.


Rand Paul's beating was over a property dispute, lol.

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO DISPUTE THE PART ABOUT STEVE SCALISE GETTING SHOT

https://media1.giphy.com/media/jrvfKvr2mmcFO/giphy.gif

Gelston
08-16-2019, 12:47 PM
I don't remember disputing that.

JFK was also killed in living memory.

Methais
08-16-2019, 12:52 PM
Even without violence, I'm pretty most normal people could name a dozen other politicians just off the top of their heads who have been treated worse than Omar.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-16-2019, 01:02 PM
Giffords, Reagan, both Kennedy's...

Methais
08-16-2019, 01:11 PM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68750702_2471532333064667_4884741304459722752_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQk62uASuJ4zv-cpT991RQIA1B869bM2gljKJJJGMGoV1bGCn7q-iYyUGxnVE3soYdI&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=451682634637d1a37d4f81e00a154199&oe=5DE02C64

Some Rogue
08-16-2019, 01:59 PM
Giffords, Reagan, Mussolini, Hitler, both Kennedy's...


YEAH

Tgo01
08-16-2019, 02:04 PM
Rand Paul's beating was over a property dispute, lol.

That's the excuse the neighbor gave.

The neighbor just happened to be one of those "Trump is putting children in cages!!" Democrats and one day he just snaps and beats the shit out of Rand Paul, not because Rand Paul is complicit in the caging of kids, but because Rand Paul was piling leaves near his property line or some shit like that.

Astray
08-16-2019, 02:17 PM
To be fair, if you pile your leaves on the property line, you're a cunt.

Tgo01
08-16-2019, 02:18 PM
To be fair, if you pile your leaves on the property line, you're a cunt.

You know you love diving into a huge pile of leaves.

Astray
08-16-2019, 02:22 PM
You know you love diving into a huge pile of leaves.

Hell no, I got allergies.

Tgo01
08-16-2019, 02:24 PM
Let me get this straight:

Tlaib and Omar support BDS (an anti-semitic movement aimed at destroying the only Jewish state in the entire world), they have said they don't believe Israel has a right to exist, had the balls to refer to Israel as Palestine as the destination of their visit, and are now calling foul because Israel said fuck you bitches and stay out of our country? And the loony Democrats are going along with Tlaib and Omar's bullshit?

This gets even better. Tlaib sent a tearful letter to the immigration or whatever guy in Israel, saying this might be the last chance she has to visit her 90 year old grandmother and asking if they could make an exception.

Apparently Tlaib was hoping they would deny this request as well so she could cry all over social media saying "They won't even let me visit my 90 year old grandmother! The Jews are evil!" Because Israel said they would make an exception to allow her to visit her grandmother but she turned down the offer, called Israel a bunch of anti-Muslim bigots, and demanded she be granted all her "rights." Her "rights" to visit any foreign nation apparently.

Taernath
08-16-2019, 02:40 PM
That's the excuse the neighbor gave.

The neighbor just happened to be one of those "Trump is putting children in cages!!" Democrats and one day he just snaps and beats the shit out of Rand Paul, not because Rand Paul is complicit in the caging of kids, but because Rand Paul was piling leaves near his property line or some shit like that.

It's a very white suburban dad thing to fight over. I can see it.

Methais
08-16-2019, 02:49 PM
It's a very white suburban dad thing to fight over. I can see it.

Little League parent brawls are still the best though.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-16-2019, 03:16 PM
https://s.hdnux.com/photos/01/04/76/71/18083397/5/920x920.jpg

https://www.thepostmillennial.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/TrumPTower-1200x600.jpg

Gelston
08-16-2019, 07:16 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68804902_2472731876278046_605006981853347840_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQnV7Mx9qYCBJBMaFXjx2yZ2w9JADW5l2K1xsSmn5qZ Aj_Pr36rlHStS5zHwxbw5JVg&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=8fa6e6ecfb7355a3e1e9c062fd7badec&oe=5DDDB8AB

Astray
08-16-2019, 07:27 PM
What the fuck?

Parkbandit
08-16-2019, 09:29 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68804902_2472731876278046_605006981853347840_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQnV7Mx9qYCBJBMaFXjx2yZ2w9JADW5l2K1xsSmn5qZ Aj_Pr36rlHStS5zHwxbw5JVg&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=8fa6e6ecfb7355a3e1e9c062fd7badec&oe=5DDDB8AB

Is the Independent a satire source?

Gelston
08-16-2019, 09:30 PM
Is the Independent a satire source?

Not on purpose.

~Rocktar~
08-17-2019, 08:57 PM
Delingpole: Donald ‘Batman’ Trump and Michael ‘The Joker’ Moore Join Forces Against #FakeEnergy Renewables

The world is finally waking up to the horror of bat-chomping, bird-slicing eco-crucifixes.
As ever, President Trump is leading the way. He hates the wind turbines blighting the views of his golf course in Scotland; he hates the wind turbines chopping up wildlife and driving up electricity prices in the U.S.


Now the President has an ally so unlikely it’s as if Batman teamed up with the Joker. No really. Guess which corpulent fake ordinary Joe millionaire filmmaker has now produced a new documentary, sticking the boot into the renewable energy scam…

Yes, Michael Moore is the producer of Planet of the Humans, a documentary which shows the renewables industry is just as vulnerable to attack from the left as it is from the right.



https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/08/17/delingpole-donald-batman-trump-michael-joker-moore-join-forces-fake-energy-renewables/

~Rocktar~
08-18-2019, 11:48 AM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68825281_2347233665314225_8349245337696731136_n.jp g?_nc_cat=109&_nc_oc=AQm_loEheL3Emz2jCVPT2jUtYZBq_xNtwsUjbat0JbW 6dk8WAQhQ5yUrxGNn7c0YZ2Y&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=70629642130fa7d8eba112ab73845a25&oe=5E128BD3

~Rocktar~
08-18-2019, 11:52 AM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68895952_2347182458652679_1006355187285098496_n.jp g?_nc_cat=110&_nc_oc=AQlC_mJoUKhyXhjnSzkmu9AKWkJ9_oRnjltTqiQJ_mK a_Ihwgp_Fwn10AktMcYGp9-c&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=08e2d80066ae7cd4dd0d11e68d44c306&oe=5DC77A9B

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-19-2019, 10:21 AM
and the left continues to eat themselves over identity politics.

https://nypost.com/2019/08/18/tlaib-urges-boycott-of-bill-maher-after-he-slams-bds-movement/

Rep. Rashida Tlaib has suggested that viewers boycott comedian Bill Maher’s HBO show after he denounced the international boycott movement against Israel as a “bulls–t purity test.”
Tlaib said in a tweet (https://twitter.com/RashidaTlaib/status/1162857474472448001) that she was tired of “folks” like Maher “discrediting a form of speech that is centered on equality and freedom.”
The freshman Democrat from Michigan added: “This is exactly how they tried to discredit & stop the boycott to stand up against the apartheid in S. Africa. It didn’t work then and it won’t now.”
On Friday, Maher slammed the BDS movement on HBO’s “Real Time” as a “bulls–t purity test by people who want to appear woke but actually slept through history class.”
“It’s predicated on this notion, I think — it’s very shallow thinking — that the Jews in Israel, mostly white, and the Palestinians are browner, so they must be innocent and correct, and the Jews must be wrong,” he said, according to The Hill (https://thehill.com/homenews/house/457861-tlaib-hits-back-at-maher-after-he-blasts-anti-israel-boycott-movement-as).
“As if the occupation came right out of the blue, that this completely peaceful people found themselves occupied,” he added.

Gelston
08-19-2019, 10:25 AM
I'd love for both sides to boycott Bill Maher. He is a fucking trash human and I'd like to see him off the air.

Parkbandit
08-19-2019, 10:29 AM
I'd love for both sides to boycott Bill Maher. He is a fucking trash human and I'd like to see him off the air.

I don't watch him.. but he's not wrong in this instance.

Gelston
08-19-2019, 10:34 AM
I don't watch him.. but he's not wrong in this instance.

Not saying he is, but he was the guy wishing for a recession to hurt Trump. He says a lot of extremely stupid ass hateful shit.

Parkbandit
08-19-2019, 10:53 AM
Not saying he is, but he was the guy wishing for a recession to hurt Trump. He says a lot of extremely stupid ass hateful shit.

True.

Methais
08-19-2019, 04:31 PM
https://i.imgur.com/a3Eevvi.png

Neveragain
08-19-2019, 05:02 PM
I'd love for both sides to boycott Bill Maher. He is a fucking trash human and I'd like to see him off the air.

I have always kind of wondered how Maher ever built up his fame. I know he started off as a "comedian" that was pretty much not funny. It's pretty tough to pull off the intellectual comedy bit and he was terrible at it. I can only think of 2 or 3 comedians that were able to do so. George Carlin, Eddie Izzard and Bill Hicks are the only ones that really come to mind.

It's terrible to watch him debate anyone, as soon as he starts to lose he goes into "comedy" mode. His interview with Bannon completely exposes Maher for the hack he is.

Archigeek
08-19-2019, 05:09 PM
I'd love for both sides to boycott Bill Maher. He is a fucking trash human and I'd like to see him off the air.

I've always thought he was an arrogant prick.

Neveragain
08-19-2019, 05:13 PM
I've always thought he was an arrogant prick.

Agreed, he comes off as a NY snob that's never stepped outside his bubble.

Tgo01
08-19-2019, 05:13 PM
A rare PC consensus on something? Who knew Bill Maher is what would bring us together.

Gelston
08-19-2019, 06:28 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69098048_2475058869378680_6944811304150368256_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeEZJeXK7SM0iKIJ-Q9XvPRvnlm_rPTGnV8FzluKXcdoRUW7tS_tRABAeg5UcI6vvkN 8hQAOc7Q5X4SsOf8WTVJHznxCOrzt9jMsd5JGM_kjNg&_nc_oc=AQkD2R1KzFmu75u7GRxrbfU4rmbr_Ib5FX0M67hdYmk VgvnHzBb9QlMYvTQZxp3Lgjo&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=91516987493e6943a6a9b51d56d45a67&oe=5DD3C755

Time4fun's Masters is worthless in Hungary now!!!!

Tgo01
08-19-2019, 06:32 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69098048_2475058869378680_6944811304150368256_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeEZJeXK7SM0iKIJ-Q9XvPRvnlm_rPTGnV8FzluKXcdoRUW7tS_tRABAeg5UcI6vvkN 8hQAOc7Q5X4SsOf8WTVJHznxCOrzt9jMsd5JGM_kjNg&_nc_oc=AQkD2R1KzFmu75u7GRxrbfU4rmbr_Ib5FX0M67hdYmk VgvnHzBb9QlMYvTQZxp3Lgjo&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=91516987493e6943a6a9b51d56d45a67&oe=5DD3C755

Time4fun's Masters is worthless in Hungary now!!!!

Racist.

Tgo01
08-19-2019, 06:57 PM
Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communism (https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-arrives-in-hong-kong-to-lecture-protesters-on-how-good-they-have-it-under-communism)


HONG KONG—As soon as Bernie Sanders heard about the democratic protesters in Hong Kong, he knew something had to be done. The U.S. senator quickly chartered a flight to Hong Kong in order to throw himself into the fray.

Sanders bravely stood in the middle of the conflict between police and protesters, shouting at the "ungrateful little dissenters" that they don't know how good they have it under a Communist regime.

"Remember, you could have it a lot worse---you could be in America!" Sanders bellowed as police officers for the totalitarian regime beat protesters in the background. "Hey, you! You on the floor there! You're not looking very appreciative of living in one of the greatest Communist countries on earth!" Sanders continued his long-winded rant about the need for the government to own the means of production, how great breadlines are, and how bad things are in capitalist America as protesters got dragged away by police to be disappeared.

"Just think---in America, we have to pick between 14 different types of deodorant!" he said, his fingers flopping around like limp sausages.

According to sources, Beto O'Rourke is planning on joining Sanders to inform Chinese citizens how lucky they are that they don't live in a racist country like America.

Gelston
08-19-2019, 07:07 PM
Bernie Sanders Arrives In Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On How Good They Have It Under Communism (https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-arrives-in-hong-kong-to-lecture-protesters-on-how-good-they-have-it-under-communism)

It is hilarious how many people still don't know what BabylonBee is.

Tgo01
08-19-2019, 08:13 PM
It is hilarious how many people still don't know what BabylonBee is.

To be fair the real news is so absurd these days that the Babylon Bee comes off as a legit news source.

Neveragain
08-19-2019, 09:04 PM
To be fair the real news is so absurd these days that the Babylon Bee comes off as a legit news source.


Medical Examiner Declares Death of News a Suicide.

I found it funny.

Methais
08-20-2019, 04:09 PM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68660412_2475660382651862_8464229497770606592_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQnSzUFIr09XUwTYllOv93p1In4DC1-ESgp_rMdkhEDd3mss6MFFRMnltPzWuyjT9oA&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=ef4fe89455ef15903df51aebb39ac6a4&oe=5DD1894E

RichardCranium
08-20-2019, 04:14 PM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68660412_2475660382651862_8464229497770606592_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQnSzUFIr09XUwTYllOv93p1In4DC1-ESgp_rMdkhEDd3mss6MFFRMnltPzWuyjT9oA&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=ef4fe89455ef15903df51aebb39ac6a4&oe=5DD1894E

Jesu Christo!

Parkbandit
08-20-2019, 05:06 PM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/68660412_2475660382651862_8464229497770606592_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQnSzUFIr09XUwTYllOv93p1In4DC1-ESgp_rMdkhEDd3mss6MFFRMnltPzWuyjT9oA&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=ef4fe89455ef15903df51aebb39ac6a4&oe=5DD1894E

Like seriously... how does your staff allow you to send such a retarded thing? It makes you looks:

1) Like you have no idea what is going on.
2) You are just spit-balling shit out and hoping something is an intelligent idea
3) Are hoping no one fact checks your stupidity.

Tgo01
08-20-2019, 10:12 PM
Like seriously... how does your staff allow you to send such a retarded thing? It makes you looks:

1) Like you have no idea what is going on.
2) You are just spit-balling shit out and hoping something is an intelligent idea
3) Are hoping no one fact checks your stupidity.

The thing is the left has zero shame anymore so they don't care if they are caught in an outright lie. This is happening more and more frequently with the left: just say something completely retarded then when you're proven to be wrong don't even recognize the retarded thing you said and move on to the next talking point.

Look at the shit with that recent police shooting, the pundits all over MSNBC and CNN were saying it was another white supremacist shooting before any information had come out. As soon as they found out it was a black man they immediately moved on to the next talking point, when it came out the man was also a Muslim they really tried to pretend the shooting never happened.

Taernath
08-20-2019, 11:53 PM
Larry Kudlow megadrunk on Fox the other day:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixcFMynfKVo

Tgo01
08-21-2019, 12:10 AM
Larry Kudlow megadrunk on Fox the other day:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixcFMynfKVo

Didn't someone "doctor" a video in a similar manner about Hillary and CNN and MSNBC lost their minds over it so much that YouTube and Twitter banned the video, then CNN and MSNBC went after Facebook for not removing the video? Double standards still exist I see.

Methais
08-21-2019, 01:25 AM
Larry Kudlow megadrunk on Fox the other day:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixcFMynfKVo

I sometimes forget how much I want to bang Dana Perino.

I did not forget today.

Gelston
08-21-2019, 02:09 AM
I sometimes forget how much I want to bang Dana Perino.

I did not forget today.

I want to bang most of the female journalists on Fox News. Julia Banderas used to be smoking, but she has... Grown.

Methais
08-22-2019, 08:45 AM
I want to bang most of the female journalists on Fox News. Julia Banderas used to be smoking, but she has... Grown.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WLt0_JhtZo4/Unz6vhudB0I/AAAAAAAAMwY/i0sqAWED-EQ/s1600/idiocracy6.jpg






















https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69150600_2477199822497918_930803710366318592_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=105&_nc_oc=AQm8wQ6QecMoMB-agOAnwB2OOhp4aa1xkWY8KZDK3ntl6o_aIO3DR2LEHsUBYvGPc qU&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=6ec94f06f088282a0a7eece707f4af33&oe=5E10AB2C

Methais
08-22-2019, 12:25 PM
Colleges Create AI to Identify ‘Hate Speech’ – Turns Out Minorities Are the Worst Offenders (https://pluralist.com/ai-censorship-cornell-study)


Researchers from the University of Cornell discovered that artificial intelligence systems designed to identify offensive “hate speech” flag comments purportedly made by minorities “at substantially higher rates” than remarks made by whites.

Several universities maintain artificial intelligence systems designed to monitor social media websites and report users who post “hate speech.” In a study (https://arxiv.org/pdf/1905.12516.pdf)published in May, researchers at Cornell discovered that systems “flag” tweets that likely come from black social media users more often, according to Campus Reform (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=13560).

The study’s authors found that, according to the AI systems’ definition of abusive speech, “tweets written in African-American English are abusive at substantially higher rates.”

The study also revealed that “black-aligned tweets” are “sexist at almost twice the rate of white-aligned tweets.”

The research team averred that the unexpected findings could be explained by “systematic racial bias” displayed by the human beings who assisted in spotting offensive content.

“The results show evidence of systematic racial bias in all datasets, as classifiers trained on them tend to predict that tweets written in African-American English are abusive at substantially higher rates,” reads the study’s abstract. “If these abusive language detection systems are used in the field they will, therefore, have a disproportionate negative impact on African-American social media users.”


One of the study’s authors said that “internal biases” may be to blame for why “we may see language written in what linguists consider African American English and be more likely to think that it’s something that is offensive.”

Other Anti-Racist Censorship Technologies Exist

Automated technology for identifying hate speech is not new, nor are universities the only parties developing it. Two years ago, Google unveiled its own system called “Perspective,” designed to rate phrases and sentences based on how “toxic” they might be.

Shortly after the release of Perspective, YouTube user Tormental made a video of the program at work, alleging inconsistencies in implementation.

MORE: Dem Presidential Candidate Vows to Fingerprint Gun Owners to Fight ‘Rising’ White Nationalism
(https://pluralist.com/julian-castro-people-first-guns-white-nationalism/)
According to Tormental, the system rated prejudicial comments against minorities as more “toxic” than equivalent statements against white people.

Google’s system showed a similar discrepancy for bigoted comments directed at women versus men.

:lol:

Parkbandit
08-22-2019, 02:22 PM
Colleges Create AI to Identify ‘Hate Speech’ – Turns Out Minorities Are the Worst Offenders (https://pluralist.com/ai-censorship-cornell-study)

:lol:

"BUT IT'S ONLY HATE SPEECH WHEN WHITE PEOPLE SAY IT!"

Fucking retards.

Tgo01
08-22-2019, 10:09 PM
Harris' poll numbers are going down faster than she did on Willie Brown.

Methais
08-23-2019, 09:03 AM
Harris' poll numbers are going down faster than she did on Willie Brown.

What did she say this time to piss everyone off?

Methais
08-23-2019, 01:12 PM
https://i.imgur.com/7GBn375.jpg

Tgo01
08-23-2019, 02:50 PM
What did she say this time to piss everyone off?

It's still the fallout from Tulsi owning her in the last debate, and Harris' pathetic response after the debate.

Methais
08-23-2019, 03:37 PM
It's still the fallout from Tulsi owning her in the last debate, and Harris' pathetic response after the debate.

I missed all of that I think. Is there a link to a highlight reel?

Tgo01
08-23-2019, 03:41 PM
I missed all of that I think. Is there a link to a highlight reel?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfp_IIdVnXs

Methais
08-23-2019, 03:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfp_IIdVnXs

Oh yeah I remember that pwnage now.

What I didn't remember was how awesome this video is if you mash the 0 key.

Gelston
08-23-2019, 03:56 PM
I love Tusli just scorched earthing those motherfuckers.

Tgo01
08-23-2019, 04:37 PM
Apparently there is talk that the DNC is fudging with the rules to specifically exclude Tulsi Gabbard and no one else.

Almost as if the DNC is nothing but a corrupt piece of shit organization.

I'm sure Bernie will show solidarity with Gabbard since he went through similar shit with the DNC in 2016. Ha. Right. Bernie doing the right thing?

Gelston
08-23-2019, 04:42 PM
Apparently there is talk that the DNC is fudging with the rules to specifically exclude Tulsi Gabbard and no one else.

Almost as if the DNC is nothing but a corrupt piece of shit organization.

I'm sure Bernie will show solidarity with Gabbard since he went through similar shit with the DNC in 2016. Ha. Right. Bernie doing the right thing?

A news article came out not long ago saying that Russian agents were advertising for Tulsi.

Tgo01
08-23-2019, 04:43 PM
A news article came out not long ago saying that Russian agents were advertising for Tulsi.

Oh yeah, how could I forget the left's permanent boogeyman to explain away everything they don't like.

I also just realized I forgot to mention what the DNC is excluding Tulsi Gabbard from. The Democrat primary debates.

Parkbandit
08-23-2019, 07:03 PM
A news article came out not long ago saying that Russian agents were advertising for Tulsi.

Are these the same Russian agents that colluded with Trump?

Russia is the new boogeyman for the DNC.

~Rocktar~
08-23-2019, 11:02 PM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69229138_2356673711036887_9034403573298888704_n.jp g?_nc_cat=105&_nc_eui2=AeGhkfO_RIKdzAYj6l0xr0kKUPxOhxgRucozjQo2D m-i7V9kuRmR-AXDKV3cHt3yPBC_WBAHJfVn5Ohy2ANIdl38JMsQu4w5KS_zmY-rMYHewA&_nc_oc=AQlPcVux5P3y8wG4UjMkWKg6jvoS8yaZWPKNUywNDT6 RMNu12bb8RHGiWe3Vrv_J6tY&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=1cf86249ec7475bbaf09b2efb7afb9bf&oe=5DCEEEDE

Tgo01
08-24-2019, 04:53 PM
Obama in 2018: “There’s only so much you can eat. There’s only so big a house you can have. There’s only so many nice trips you can take. I mean, it’s enough. I mean, it shows a poverty of ambition to just want to take more and more and more, instead of saying, ‘Wow, I’ve got so much. Who can I help? How can I give more and more and more?’ That’s ambition. That’s impact. That’s influence. What an amazing gift to be able to help people, not just yourself.”

Obama in 2019: LOL I just bought a 15 million dollar mansion, SUCKERS!

Astray
08-24-2019, 08:16 PM
https://i.imgur.com/wQVIHEL.jpg

Gelston
08-27-2019, 12:20 AM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69036743_2952863458062617_6848533139694813184_n.pn g?_nc_cat=100&_nc_oc=AQnP0gzePaGJy55JNqAV2wur0MXtpO2r7Gy-kv0Ecn2TYxtfphSi4Qy0GbWOCfGA9Pc&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=69fa898ff33daaa1891c49f25eec63f8&oe=5E0C0920

So Back, do you also support the Communist Chinese Government?

Methais
08-27-2019, 09:24 AM
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69036743_2952863458062617_6848533139694813184_n.pn g?_nc_cat=100&_nc_oc=AQnP0gzePaGJy55JNqAV2wur0MXtpO2r7Gy-kv0Ecn2TYxtfphSi4Qy0GbWOCfGA9Pc&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=69fa898ff33daaa1891c49f25eec63f8&oe=5E0C0920

So Back, do you also support the Communist Chinese Government?

By the end of Trump's 2nd term, literally everything the left disagrees with will be white supremacy.

Back
08-27-2019, 10:07 AM
Wow. You guys are really that stupid? I should not be surprised but holy fuck.

Methais
08-27-2019, 10:29 AM
Wow. I really am that stupid? I should not be surprised but holy fuck.

This is correct. But what specifically are you referring to?

In other news:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV_v1MTy3j8

Methais
08-27-2019, 10:53 AM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69590123_2481592462058654_5081065779978305536_n.jp g?_nc_cat=101&_nc_oc=AQmZa8y600_AlolyGnEB5sycQHqGzqpAd5XIZ0MWa1H ICFuEaES3nyV9l612wf8ALTM&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=dd11aa441764299edd27baad5db3673e&oe=5DD5CDA9

Gelston
08-27-2019, 01:03 PM
Wow. You guys are really that stupid? I should not be surprised but holy fuck.

So no answer then?

Methais
08-27-2019, 02:08 PM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69240051_2481708262047074_6430261246993367040_n.jp g?_nc_cat=110&_nc_eui2=AeGPBs6euGESIvlXkwxRbOMULW6nTKFN4UbT8LxUu aL-CLxmByjXGKy1gGgq3QDeT6WPCoJk2q39AMsPUjl-GnCMuOUg6IvchPDFU18HKat6Ew&_nc_oc=AQn1M5s-ssCL5lvzwwrvn9CaafDUP5qMKbwPx-he_XtBBBdtq9alFo6Dx9vUqIitKZg&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=ec0f40d1c1bb68be9b7af4ff6bac35bc&oe=5E0D23D7

pwnt

Tgo01
08-27-2019, 09:24 PM
O’Rourke in 2018: "The press is not the enemy of the people but the best defense against tyranny."
O'Rourke in 2019: LOL! Breitbart is fake news! Have their reporters ejected from my speech.

Tgo01
08-28-2019, 01:00 AM
According to polls 35% of people identified as Democrat and 25% identified as Republican in January of this year.

Shortly after Mueller's report was released these numbers started to change and the numbers today show 27% identify as Democrat and 29% as Republican.

I'm thinking the Democrats put too many eggs in their Mueller basket. Maybe they should try to, I don't know, have some actual policy proposals and at least pretend to care about American voters instead of just being the "We hate Trump!" party.

Methais
08-28-2019, 09:48 AM
Tulsi Gabbard Attacked Kamala Harris, Sending Her Plunging. DNC Says She's Not Included In Next Debate. (https://www.dailywire.com/news/51086/tulsi-gabbard-attacked-kamala-harris-sending-her-hank-berrien)


At the second Democratic presidential debate at the end of July, Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) attacked California Sen. Kamala Harris, sending her plunging in the polls immediately afterward. As of Tuesday, Gabbard is still being excluded from the next Democratic debate, and one might wonder why.

At that debate on July 31, Gabbard turned to Harris and said:

I want to bring the conversation back to the broken criminal justice system that is disproportionately negatively impacting black and brown people all across this country today. Now Senator Harris says she’s proud of her record as a prosecutor and that she’ll be a prosecutor president.

But I’m deeply concerned about this record. There are too many examples to cite but she put over 1,500 people in jail for marijuana violations and then laughed about it when she was asked if she ever smoked marijuana. She blocked evidence — she blocked evidence that would have freed an innocent man from death row until the courts forced her to do so. She kept people in prison beyond their sentences to use them as cheap labor for the state of California.

The Nation reported on August 20:

While Harris experienced a major polling bump following her break-out first debate, during which she confronted former Vice President Joe Biden on busing, she's been slipping ever since the second debate in July. In the latest poll from CNN and SSRS released on Tuesday, she's down to 5 percent support, a 12-point drop from a post-debate June poll that had her at 17 percent support.

Harris has not recovered since the second debate; a Monmouth poll released Monday found Harris languishing at 8%; a Morning Consult poll released the same day also found Harris at 8%.

Back to Gabbard: Fivethirtyeight.com’s Nate Silver noted on Monday:

Gabbard’s campaign has claimed that she’s received at least 2 percent support in more than 20 polls released since the second debate, but only two of those surveys are from pollsters sanctioned by the DNC. Among her campaign’s complaints are that the DNC’s rules about which polls will be counted aren’t very consistent: Some highly-rated polling organizations were left off the DNC’s list, and some surveys were excluded despite being sponsored by notable media organizations. For example, state-level polls conducted by online pollster YouGov on behalf of CBS News have been counted — which is approved by the DNC — while national YouGov polls sponsored by The Economist have not.

Independent journalist Michael Tracey, appearing on Fox News with Tucker Carlson, opined:

As I mentioned in an article that I wrote this week in "RealClearPolitics," Gabbard has gotten over the required polling threshold in two separate polls, in two separate early primary states. "The Boston Globe" is a newspaper with the widest circulation in New Hampshire, and "The Post" and "Courier" is the newspaper with the widest circulation in South Carolina. Gabbard has gotten placed at two percent or more in polls published by those two newspapers, but the DNC in its bizarre, mysterious infinite wisdom, has decreed, again, arbitrarily, that those polls are not approved.

:lol: @ DNC rigging shit again and not even trying to hide it

https://media2.giphy.com/media/Gt4FaBEFngjL2/source.gif

Maybe she'll get red pilled. Probably not, but she's still too hot to be a leftist.

Gelston
08-28-2019, 11:32 AM
https://www.facebook.com/Qult45/videos/911093665936266/

Methais
08-28-2019, 11:39 AM
https://www.facebook.com/Qult45/videos/911093665936266/

https://i.imgur.com/x8282ci.gif

Methais
08-28-2019, 12:45 PM
You Can Definitely Skip Dave Chappelle's New Netflix Special 'Sticks & Stones' (https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/59ngpb/you-can-definitely-skip-dave-chappelles-new-netflix-special-sticks-and-stones)


The comedian doubles down on misogyny and transphobia in both the special and the hidden bonus scene that follows.

https://video-images.vice.com/articles/5d643cfacc8fdc0008456bec/lede/1566850495267-Dave-C.jpeg

Dave Chappelle made a return to Netflix Monday with a new stand-up special, Sticks & Stones. Fans quickly realized that, if you watch until the very end, the special has a secret epilogue called "The Punchline," where Chappelle answers questions from audience members who went to his separate Dave Chappelle on Broadway stand-up show last July. The special takes the comic's anti-wokeness schtick to a new level, and the whole thing is repetitive and exhausting enough that it's a slog to even make it to the Q&A.

Chapelle's controversial 2017 Netflix specials, like The Age of Spin: Dave Chappelle Live at the Hollywood Palladium and Equanimity and the Bird Revelation, honed his voice as a comedian wary of progressive criticism. That voice is even sharper in his latest special. At one point in his routine, he says he doesn't believe Michael Jackson molested young children. He continues by saying that if Jackson did, the children should've felt lucky their first time was with the King of Pop, adding, "Do you know how good it must've felt to go to school the next day after that shit?" Chappelle also returned to his now-infamous obsession with making fun of trans people, saying, "[trans people] hate my fucking guts and I don't blame them. [...] I can't stop writing jokes about these niggas." This time, those jokes included asking the audience how funny it would be if he was actually a Chinese person stuck inside a Black man's body, which (you guessed it) also included a racist impression of a Chinese person. He also found time to defend fellow controversial comedians Kevin Hart and Louis C.K., painting them as victims of an overzealous callout culture.

By the time the Q&A plays at the end of the special, Chappelle has already shown his unapologetic approach to courting controversy. His answers put that into even starker view. He says that a white woman left one of his practice sets for the special at The Punchline comedy club in San Francisco, telling him, "I'm sorry, I was raped." Chappelle says he replied with "It's not your fault you were raped. But it's not my fault either. Ta-ta, bitch," to which the audience laughs raucously, as though that were a real punchline. He then followed with a story about sparking an unlikely friendship with a trans woman who he says "was laughing the hardest" out of anyone at the trans jokes in his practice set. The strange story of camaraderie seemed to highlight the common accusation that Chappelle is only interested in repairing his relationship with marginalized groups if he doesn't have to change anything about himself.

Chappelle has always been a daredevil comedian willing to take a controversial stance or downplay a serious controversy for laughs, including his early-2000s skits about R. Kelly's court trials on Chappelle's Show. But now he chooses to blatantly ignore the historic criticism against his style of comedy and new loud-and-clear criticism from the trans community. His approach comes off like a defiant rejection of change at any cost. As he keeps going down this path, drawing attention to the worst aspects of his important career, the biggest cost will be tarnishing his own legacy.

The amount of butthurt is astounding, especially considering that Chappelle makes fun of literally everybody, yet only trans people are getting offended and demanding special treatment in the name of equality. :lol:

"It's ok to make fun of everyone else, just not us, because equality!"

RichardCranium
08-28-2019, 12:51 PM
You Can Definitely Skip Dave Chappelle's New Netflix Special 'Sticks & Stones' (https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/59ngpb/you-can-definitely-skip-dave-chappelles-new-netflix-special-sticks-and-stones)



The amount of butthurt is astounding, especially considering that Chappelle makes fun of literally everybody, yet only trans people are getting offended and demanding special treatment in the name of equality. :lol:

"It's ok to make fun of everyone else, just not us, because equality!"

I'm kind of glad Dave Chappelle isn't apologizing for anything. They're fucking jokes. Don't want to hear them? Don't go to and/or watch any of his shows.

Neveragain
08-28-2019, 01:04 PM
You Can Definitely Skip Dave Chappelle's New Netflix Special 'Sticks & Stones' (https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/59ngpb/you-can-definitely-skip-dave-chappelles-new-netflix-special-sticks-and-stones)



The amount of butthurt is astounding, especially considering that Chappelle makes fun of literally everybody, yet only trans people are getting offended and demanding special treatment in the name of equality. :lol:

"It's ok to make fun of everyone else, just not us, because equality!"

Watched it last night. As you would expect Chappelle was taking shots at everyone and is funny as ever. The tranny jokes were spot on, it's not Daves fault, this shit writes itself.

RichardCranium
08-28-2019, 01:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/IzgDT53m.jpg

Astray
08-28-2019, 02:22 PM
That special was amazing.

Methais
08-28-2019, 03:21 PM
Ilhan Omar Snaps at Interviewer ― Says She Won’t ‘Allow’ the Media to Report on Her Alleged Affair (https://pluralist.com/ilhan-omar-denies-affair)

:lol:

Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-28-2019, 03:53 PM
See my other thread, she's a ho.

Tgo01
08-28-2019, 03:55 PM
Ilhan Omar Snaps at Interviewer ― Says She Won’t ‘Allow’ the Media to Report on Her Alleged Affair (https://pluralist.com/ilhan-omar-denies-affair)

:lol:

Trump is Hitler! He isn't human! He and all of his children belong in jail! All of his supporters are white supremacists!

How dare you try to talk about my personal life?!!?

Tgo01
08-28-2019, 08:00 PM
"A sad day for the Democrats, Kirsten Gillibrand has dropped out of the Presidential Primary. I’m glad they never found out that she was the one I was really afraid of!" -- President of these United States.

How can you not love this guy?

Tgo01
08-28-2019, 10:25 PM
Trump Wins 31st Consecutive 'Employee Of The Month' Award At White House (https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-wins-31st-consecutive-employee-of-the-month-award-at-white-house)


WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a small ceremony in the West Wing of the White House, officials pulled down a curtain revealing the portrait of this month’s winner of the White House’s Employee of the Month award, and for the 31st consecutive time, the winner was President Donald Trump.

“In your face!” Trump shouted at janitor Steve Thompson, who many say had upped his toilet scrubbing game in an attempt to win the award, which comes with a $30 gift certificate for Dave & Busters.

Trump started the Employee of the Month award as soon as he became president in an effort to motivate various staff members of the White House, but so far he has been the only one to win it. “I’m doing a tremendous job,” Trump told his staff as he hung another portrait of himself on the wall. “No one comes close to doing as good a job as me. Look at jobs. Look at the economy. Once again, I really deserve this award.”

The race is already on for winning next month’s award. White House tour guide Ginger Warner is said to be working on new jokes to make her tours extra memorable, while President Donald Trump is said to be planning a new trade deal and maybe a war.

Tgo01
08-29-2019, 04:24 PM
The DOW has one bad week and the media and Democrats have a field day. "Trump's economy is crashing! We're headed for a recession!"

The DOW has since picked up and is only 700 points off of it's all time record high. The media and Democrats "crickets."

I'm just waiting for them to go back to saying this is Obama's economy.

Parkbandit
08-29-2019, 05:23 PM
Before this hurricane that looks like it'll hit the US, it was one of the quietest hurricane months in years... and we heard nothing from ZOMG GLOBAL WARMING crowd.

Hurricane Dorian was named and it's "SEE! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T STOP GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!!!"

Tgo01
08-29-2019, 07:47 PM
If we don't stop global warming then the glaciers will melt and diseases we haven't ever encountered before will be released and wipe out all of humanity! -- AOC

No, seriously, she said this.

Gelston
08-29-2019, 08:14 PM
If we don't stop global warming then the glaciers will melt and diseases we haven't ever encountered before will be released and wipe out all of humanity! -- AOC

No, seriously, she said this.

There have been ancient bacterias and viruses unlocked from the ice. There is no evidence that any of that can affect humans at all.

Tgo01
08-29-2019, 08:17 PM
There have been ancient bacterias and viruses unlocked from the ice. There is no evidence that any of that can affect humans at all.

You shut your god damned mouth! If AOC says it will wipe out humanity then it will wipe out humanity! So stop driving your gas guzzling car, stop heating your home in the winter, and for the love of God stop eating pork and go back to foraging for nuts and berries in the woods like mankind is supposed to!

~Rocktar~
08-29-2019, 09:35 PM
Ilhan Omar Snaps at Interviewer ― Says She Won’t ‘Allow’ the Media to Report on Her Alleged Affair (https://pluralist.com/ilhan-omar-denies-affair)

:lol:

I wonder what the Sharia penalty for infidelity of the wife is?


“And those of you who have not the means (- social or financial) to marry free believing women (may marry) such of your believing bonds women as your right hands own (by being captives in war). … And if after they are married they commit adultery then they incur (the punishment of fifty strips which is) half of that (punishment prescribed) for free wome (Muhsanaat). ...” (4:25)


https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-punishment-for-adultery-in-Islam

I am sure we can find pure, devout Islamic men to deliver the sentence without mercy as prescribed.

Ashlander
08-29-2019, 10:15 PM
You shut your god damned mouth! If AOC says it will wipe out humanity then it will wipe out humanity! So stop driving your gas guzzling car, stop heating your home in the winter, and for the love of God stop eating pork and go back to foraging for nuts and berries in the woods like mankind is supposed to!

Is cooling my house during the summer okay though?

Tgo01
08-29-2019, 10:18 PM
Is cooling my house during the summer okay though?

Well yeah, I'm not a monster.

Gelston
08-30-2019, 01:54 AM
Well yeah, I'm not a monster.

Yes you are. No AC. Live like Jesus.

Ashlander
08-30-2019, 07:40 AM
Yes you are. No AC. Live like Jesus.

Jesus didn't need AC cause it was so much cooler back then compared to now. It's like you don't even understand climate change.

Tgo01
08-31-2019, 07:58 PM
What a joke Politifact is. I know we already knew that but this really takes the cake.

This photo was floating around Facebook:

https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2019/06/bidenbyrd.jpg

Except it had a caption stating Robert Byrd was a Grand Wizard.

Even though this is a 100% real, non-doctored photo, Politifact rated it "mostly false." Why?



Our ruling

The Facebook post claims that Joe Biden was photographed with Robert Byrd, Grand Wizard of the KKK. That exaggerates Byrd’s role in the KKK.

In the 1940s, Byrd organized and led a local Klan chapter as its Exalted Cyclops, but he wasn’t a Grand Wizard. And he ultimately renounced his views from that period of his life though his past and former ties to the KKK were raised throughout the rest of his life.

By the time this photo of Byrd and Biden was taken, Byrd’s public expressions of regret and shame over his earlier involvement in the KKK was well-documented and often-repeated.

We rate this Facebook post Mostly False.

Well they got his rank in the KKK wrong! He wasn't a Grand Wizard! Just an Exalted Cyclops!

Also by the time this photo was taken Robert Byrd was, like, really sorry for his racist past and association with the KKK, so it all good!

Methais
09-01-2019, 11:25 AM
But it says fact right there in the name!!!!!!

Suppa Hobbit Mage
09-01-2019, 11:55 AM
you guys talking about how Back is a pedophile? It says it in many tags. Prove me wrong.

Ashlander
09-01-2019, 01:42 PM
you guys talking about how Back is a pedophile? It says it in many tags. Prove me wrong.

Not just a pedophile but a retarded pedophile.

Methais
09-02-2019, 09:44 AM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69603350_2484205471797353_5165492136799371264_n.jp g?_nc_cat=103&_nc_oc=AQl30-PWA585vk3idds4qstyt0RQewCSopUk3kiSL0OqPWzO4JF3ga9X fT41ukUiSjk&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=2e869a904b5ce20fdadec027be154cbb&oe=5E0A5F66

Parkbandit
09-02-2019, 11:58 AM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69603350_2484205471797353_5165492136799371264_n.jp g?_nc_cat=103&_nc_oc=AQl30-PWA585vk3idds4qstyt0RQewCSopUk3kiSL0OqPWzO4JF3ga9X fT41ukUiSjk&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=2e869a904b5ce20fdadec027be154cbb&oe=5E0A5F66

Thankfully, time4fun put her multiple degrees to great use and has landed a multi-million dollar job that pays her more than all of us combined.

She's most definitely the exception.

Methais
09-02-2019, 02:36 PM
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69856148_944261265912390_2969255327179997184_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQmBggwGLxGrnVYtW3fQyLXgyHx-bmNToX_2AstvMyUCD6WwNfDSd0X6vJpkJN1Zgs4&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=bbd57cc9076a543873ea7ebdf51ce2cb&oe=5E08BC82

Gelston
09-03-2019, 02:06 PM
https://www.facebook.com/livesmatterofficial/videos/2483518745039784/

Parkbandit
09-03-2019, 02:11 PM
https://www.facebook.com/livesmatterofficial/videos/2483518745039784/

LOL... that's awesome x100

I've never seen so many ugly people gathered together in one place before like that.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
09-03-2019, 02:18 PM
That was awesome.

Parkbandit
09-03-2019, 02:26 PM
You know they are just going to complain "THOSE SIRENS ARE RACIST AND OUR FEELINGS WERE HURT!"