Things that made you laugh today (Political Version) [Archive] - Page 21

Astray

01-16-2019, 03:13 PM

The fact that you keep repeating this tells me you whined to the GMs, who in turn laughed in your face and told you to go pound sand, and now your only hope left is to think I'm going to get scared and voluntarily stop my Dreavenings.

What a sad and miserable life you must live.

He gets pissy whenever people look at him with anything but pity. It's why he's trying to be edgy.

sellstuff1

01-16-2019, 03:13 PM

Lol, whatever, thief.

How many kids did you fuck today? How old were they? Under 8? You don't say.

Astray

01-16-2019, 03:14 PM

How many kids did you fuck today? How old were they? Under 8? You don't say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS6Nc56k_jo

sellstuff1

01-16-2019, 03:14 PM

He gets pissy whenever people look at him with anything but pity. It's why he's trying to be edgy.

You know if you go to Thailand you can get as many little kids to fuck as you'd like, pedophile.

sellstuff1

01-16-2019, 03:17 PM

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has uninvited President Donald Trump from delivering the State of the Union address because of the partial government shutdown, saying that because of security concerns, it would be better to wait until the government has reopened, or for Trump to submit it in writing.

In a letter to Trump on Wednesday, Pelosi delivered the news that she wants to postpone the address from its preplanned January 29 date and work with the president to “determine another suitable date,” or for the president to deliver it in writing.

Astray

01-16-2019, 03:18 PM

You know if you go to Thailand you can get as many little kids to fuck as you'd like, pedophile.

No shit? Well, Clairette AND the name he used to play under disappeared with my gear for...shit I think it was over 6 months each time, really screwing me over. I played nice and got my all my stuff back or paid for (some payments were made by the people he gifted MY shit too), then it continued into polite chit chat. Not sure why, it just flowed from manipulating him to get my stuff into actual convertsations. I don't think I ever really put him in his place about it all. I think he thinks we are still friends, despite fucking me over repeatedly with no repercussions.. In any case, I'm in a bit of a fuck off mood, so lets clear this up

Fuck you Clairette/Skaster/Tarvok/Chenni/Malthrick/Stanval, fuck you till you die from it. I honestly thought you were mcgyver, and I don't have anything to say that could be more insulting.

Rofl.

sellstuff1

01-16-2019, 03:21 PM

I played nice and got my all my stuff back or paid for

Your reading comprehension is about as good as your pre-school suitors', pedophile.

Astray

01-16-2019, 03:21 PM

Your reading comprehension is about as good as your pre-school suitors', pedophile.

Lol, thief.

Taernath

01-16-2019, 03:30 PM

What's the matter? Not fuck any little boys today? I feel you.

You know if you go to Thailand you can get as many little kids to fuck as you'd like

Is this a confession? It looks like a confession.

Methais

01-16-2019, 03:33 PM

You've reached a new level of pathetic. Kill yourself, retard. You're a burden on this society, just take a gun and turn it on yourself and end it all.

Projection detected.

sellstuff1

01-16-2019, 03:40 PM

Lol, thief.

Kill yourself, pedophile.

Astray

01-16-2019, 03:42 PM

Kill yourself, pedophile.

:lol:

Projection detected.

^

sellstuff1

01-16-2019, 03:47 PM

:lol:

^

Kill yourself, pedophile.

Tgo01

01-16-2019, 03:50 PM

sellstuff1 is more triggered than usual.

Now reply with your copy and pasted nonsense.

sellstuff1

01-16-2019, 03:51 PM

sellstuff1 is more triggered than usual.

Now reply with your copy and pasted nonsense.

Describe your political belief system that is so important to you without using the word liberal.

Astray

01-16-2019, 03:52 PM

sellstuff1 is more triggered than usual.

Now reply with your copy and pasted nonsense.

I should feel bad for triggering them. I mean, I just brought up (again) what a bad person they are and they prove me right each and every time.

sellstuff1

01-16-2019, 03:53 PM

I should feel bad for triggering them. I mean, I just brought up (again) what a bad person they are and they prove me right each and every time.

I can't hear you over the sound of that 6 year old begging you to stop.

Astray

01-16-2019, 03:55 PM

I can't hear you over the sound of that 6 year old begging you to stop.

See? Case in point. Look at how upset he is. I just showed people, once again, that you are in fact the things I claim you are and your response is to double down.

:lol:

sellstuff1

01-16-2019, 04:00 PM

See? Case in point. Look at how upset he is. I just showed people, once again, that you are in fact the things I claim you are and your response is to double down.

:lol:

How exactly did you demonstrate that I'm a liar and a thief, pedophile? I asked you to, provided you with ample opportunity, and you just doubled down on how retarded you are.

Meanwhile, you haven't once mentioned how you aren't a pedophile. You're a kid-diddler. You fuck children. It's the only way you can get off. What do you have to say about that?

Astray

01-16-2019, 04:01 PM

How exactly did you demonstrate that I'm a liar and a thief, pedophile? I asked you to, provided you with ample opportunity, and you just doubled down on how retarded you are.

Meanwhile, you haven't once mentioned how you aren't a pedophile. You're a kid-diddler. You fuck children. It's the only way you can get off. What do you have to say about that?

Lol, thief.

sellstuff1

01-16-2019, 04:02 PM

Lol, thief.

Pedophile.

Methais

01-16-2019, 04:06 PM

I can't hear you over the sound of that 6 year old begging you to stop. Which I confess, I'm not sure if it actually is you, but I can confirm 100% that I am fapping to it regardless.

Gross. Seek professional help.

sellstuff1

01-16-2019, 04:28 PM

Michael Strahan Invites Clemson For Lobster After Trump’s Fast-Food Buffet
The “Good Morning America” host said the team deserved “a proper meal.”

Parkbandit

01-16-2019, 06:35 PM

If you mean Tulsi Gabbard, probably. But she is the only candidate that is bangable. Not to mention she is one of the few democrats that has actually said she wants to work with Trump.

Ah, n/m, you mean Gillibrand. Gillibrand is going to be annihilated.

Kamala Harris is pretty hot.. if she just didn't speak...

Gelston

01-16-2019, 06:46 PM

Kamala Harris is pretty hot.. if she just didn't speak...

Eh, I'd be afraid she'd be the sort to cut my dick off in my sleep.

Parkbandit

01-16-2019, 06:56 PM

And no, of course I don't deny being a racist.

January 16, 2019 at 3:02PM EST: After 416 attempts, sellstuff1 FINALLY posted something that was honest and thought out.

Congratulations! I never thought this day would arrive.

Gelston

01-16-2019, 07:16 PM

So... On FB today...

50 Year Old Woman - Yea .. not described right from my math. He wants 2/3rds of our countries budget but it is what it is... it may eventually but that is a lot of our budget... ugh
Me - Where are you getting that he wants 2/3rds of our country's budget? He has, since the start, asked for 5.3 billion. Our budget is in the trillions.
50 Year Old Woman - Okay if you subtract a billion from a trillion leaves a million right?
Me - .... What... No, That leaves 999 billion.

She deleted her original comment after that.

This woman is an Ohio voter btw.

Astray

01-16-2019, 07:35 PM

https://i.imgur.com/9yAnxee.jpg

drauz

01-16-2019, 08:20 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juQLifY4l_0

Fortybox

01-16-2019, 08:23 PM

I didn't actually do that, Ososis didn't claim that I did that. Ososis loaned me things which I returned with interest. I've given out dozens of millions in gear to my friends.

But still, kill yourself, retard.

Ososis is pretty retarded...but so are you.

Taernath

01-16-2019, 08:29 PM

Gelston

01-16-2019, 08:32 PM

gj owning 50 year old women on facebook.

She deserves it if she went 50 years thinking 1 trillion - 1 billion = 1 million

Fortybox

01-16-2019, 08:37 PM

She deserves it if she went 50 years thinking 1 trillion - 1 billion = 1 million

Trolling FB is a massive waste of time. Congrats on winning FB!

Gelston

01-16-2019, 08:44 PM

Trolling FB is a massive waste of time. Congrats on winning FB!

An even bigger waste of time is trolling Ososis in the Bad Names Thread.

Fortybox

01-16-2019, 08:49 PM

An even bigger waste of time is trolling Ososis in the Bad Names Thread.

:lol:

Methais

01-17-2019, 08:49 AM

Trolling FB is a massive waste of time. Congrats on winning FB!

For real.

Troll a 30 year old text game forum instead like a real man.

Methais

01-17-2019, 10:22 AM

https://i.imgur.com/RRA0lua.png

https://i.imgur.com/d6Eq8Ox.gif

sellstuff1

01-17-2019, 01:03 PM

https://i.imgur.com/XcUwFY3.jpg

Methais

01-17-2019, 02:52 PM

https://i.imgur.com/XcUwFY3.jpg

lol @ you still crying about Kavanaugh

Also:
https://i.imgur.com/pDl8apJ.png

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 03:03 PM

Also:
https://i.imgur.com/pDl8apJ.png

I thought that was a joke at first and had to Google it.

That's too awesome. The Democrats are already making the rounds that this letter "demeans" the presidency. The fuck for? Nancy herself the State of the Union should be postponed because of security concerns due to the shutdown, and yet she wants a taxpayer funded trip to three different countries, one of which is a war zone, all with a military security detail?

Wrathbringer

01-17-2019, 03:05 PM

lol @ you still crying about Kavanaugh

Also:
https://i.imgur.com/pDl8apJ.png

Your statement about them still crying about Kavanaugh is correct, and Trump's reply to Nancy Retardosi is also correct. :lol:

Gelston

01-17-2019, 03:05 PM

I thought that was a joke at first and had to Google it.

That's too awesome. The Democrats are already making the rounds that this letter "demeans" the presidency. The fuck for? Nancy herself the State of the Union should be postponed because of security concerns due to the shutdown, and yet she wants a taxpayer funded trip to three different countries, one of which is a war zone, all with a military security detail?

The DoD isn't effected by the shut down.

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 03:07 PM

The DoD isn't effected by the shut down.

Neither is the security detail of the state of the union.

Gelston

01-17-2019, 03:08 PM

Neither is the security detail of the state of the union.

No, they are. They actually aren't getting paid right now. The DoD is.

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 03:12 PM

No, they are. They actually aren't getting paid right now. The DoD is.

Secret Service isn't getting paid during shutdown? I also thought the local DC police provided most of the protection.

Gelston

01-17-2019, 03:16 PM

Secret Service isn't getting paid during shutdown? I also thought the local DC police provided most of the protection.

No, they aren't. USCP also isn't being paid.

They'll get all the back pay when it ends, but they will get $0 until then.

audioserf

01-17-2019, 03:16 PM

gj owning 50 year old women on facebook.

He did own gamgam pretty good tho

sellstuff1

01-17-2019, 03:19 PM

Secret Service isn't getting paid during shutdown? I also thought the local DC police provided most of the protection.

Look at how well-informed you are.

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 03:22 PM

No, they aren't. USCP also isn't being paid.

They'll get all the back pay when it ends, but they will get $0 until then.

That's kind of crazy. How is the secret service considered non essential. Regardless they are required to work. Whether they are protecting Trump at the White House or in congress they're still there.

Astray

01-17-2019, 03:23 PM

That's kind of crazy. How is the secret service considered non essential. Regardless they are required to work. Whether they are protecting Trump at the White House or in congress they're still there.

Rough times for those dudes.

Gelston

01-17-2019, 03:23 PM

Astray

01-17-2019, 03:24 PM

No, you are misunderstanding how it works. No one is getting paid, non-essential personnel just don't have to go into work.

The secret service is essential personnel though. Is that shit a skeleton crew at this point? Not an actual crew of skeletons though, that'd be way too rad.

Gelston

01-17-2019, 03:27 PM

The secret service is essential personnel though. Is that shit a skeleton crew at this point? Not an actual crew of skeletons though, that'd be way too rad.

They are essential, that is why they are at work not getting paid, instead of at home not getting paid.

Gelston

01-17-2019, 03:28 PM

Secret Service kinda gets a little hooked up, because the agency still has a travel budget they can draw from if they travel, which is common for them. Their regular paychecks though? Nope.

Astray

01-17-2019, 03:28 PM

They are essential, that is why they are at work not getting paid, instead of at home not getting paid.

Spaced for a second there. Got it.

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 03:36 PM

No, you are misunderstanding how it works. No one is getting paid, non-essential personnel just don't have to go into work.

You're right, with the VA and Defense Department still receiving pay I thought certain federal employees were deemed super necessary and thus still received a paycheck during a shutdown, but apparently it's just because they are funded differently but if the shutdown lasts long enough (which is unlikely) they will stop receiving pay as well.

Gelston

01-17-2019, 03:38 PM

You're right, with the VA and Defense Department still receiving pay I thought certain federal employees were deemed super necessary and thus still received a paycheck during a shutdown, but apparently it's just because they are funded differently but if the shutdown lasts long enough (which is unlikely) they will stop receiving pay as well.

The DoD and the VA was funded through a different bill passed earlier, so no one in the DoD or the DVA is effected at all. That is why it is a partial shut down.

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 03:42 PM

The DoD and the VA was funded through a different bill passed earlier, so no one in the DoD or the DVA is effected at all. That is why it is a partial shut down.

Weren't they receiving pay during the last shutdown too? Are they always funded differently?

Gelston

01-17-2019, 03:43 PM

Weren't they receiving pay during the last shutdown too? Are they always funded differently?

They usually get emergency funding for the DoD.

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 03:44 PM

They usually get emergency funding for the DoD.

So they are considered super essential!

Gelston

01-17-2019, 03:45 PM

So they are considered super essential!

Well, you don't want a million pissed off troops that control all the nukes and shit. It is mostly that the public cares more about the Troops than other Government employees, so Congress makes sure to push something through for them.

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 04:44 PM

Androidpk

01-17-2019, 05:58 PM

So apparently some Democrats were actually on a bus headed to the airport when Trump ordered the bus to turn around and take them back.

This is hilarious.

Honestly why is anyone in congress leaving the country during a government shutdown anyways? Unless it's an absolute emergency of some sort.

Yeah, shame on the Democrats for visiting the troops in Afghanistan and receiving critical updates over there. Meanwhile Melania just took a government flight to Mar-a-Lago and Mnuchin to Davos.

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 06:01 PM

Yeah, shame on the Democrats for visiting the troops in Afghanistan and receiving critical updates over there. Meanwhile Melania just took a government flight to Mar-a-Lago and Mnuchin to Davos.

Simple solution. Fund the wall, open the government, then go "visit the troops."

Also lol at "receiving critical updates over there." Because that's not something they can do remotely.

Astray

01-17-2019, 06:02 PM

Simple solution. Fund the wall, open the government, then go "visit the troops."

Also lol at "receiving critical updates over there." Because that's not something they can do remotely.

The internet sucked in Iraq.

Neveragain

01-17-2019, 06:04 PM

Androidpk

01-17-2019, 06:05 PM

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 06:11 PM

Sure, laugh at something the D's are willing to do but Trump isn't because he's too much of a pansy.

Did you miss the memo that Trump visited the troops in Iraq just a few weeks ago? In fact Democrats are even crying about it as we speak because "Why does HE get to leave the country but WE don't!"

Seriously how did you miss that? Your selective reading skills as almost on par with your selective outrage.

Androidpk

01-17-2019, 06:18 PM

Tgo thinks Afghanistan is in Iraq :lol2:

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 06:22 PM

Androidpk apparently thinks the troops in Iraq don't count as much as the troops in Afghanistan. Sad. Why do troops deployed to Iraq not matter to you? Is it because they're brown?

Taernath

01-17-2019, 06:23 PM

Tgo thinks Afghanistan is in Iraq :lol2:

Awkward...

Trump Makes Surprise Visit to American Troops in Iraq (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/26/us/politics/trump-iraq-troops-visit.html)

Androidpk

01-17-2019, 06:52 PM

Androidpk apparently thinks the troops in Iraq don't count as much as the troops in Afghanistan. Sad. Why do troops deployed to Iraq not matter to you? Is it because they're brown?

Forgets he was just mocking Dems for visiting troops. Try to keep up will you?

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 07:00 PM

Forgets he was just mocking Dems for visiting troops. Try to keep up will you?

Where did I mock the Democrats for visiting the troops? I was mocking your take on the trip as "visiting the troops" when they really just wanted another vacation in Brussels. But I see your ability to be intellectually dishonest is only rivaled by your ability to being a lying sack of shit at every turn.

Again it's beginning to feel like an uneven fight, like I'm the US going to war with Zimbabwe or something. In case you need help understanding the comparison, you would be Zimbabwe.

Androidpk

01-17-2019, 07:02 PM

Where did I mock the Democrats for visiting the troops? I was mocking your take on the trip as "visiting the troops" when they really just wanted another vacation in Brussels. But I see your ability to be intellectually dishonest is only rivaled by your ability to being a lying sack of shit at every turn.

Again it's beginning to feel like an uneven fight, like I'm the US going to war with Zimbabwe or something. In case you need help understanding the comparison, you would be Zimbabwe.

400lb neckbeard in his mom's basement thinks he's scoring internet points for mocking Democrats for visiting troops in Afghanistan. You're a real winner Tgo!

Fortybox

01-17-2019, 08:04 PM

400lb neckbeard in his mom's basement thinks he's scoring internet points for mocking Democrats for visiting troops in Afghanistan. You're a real winner Tgo!

Please post some more...you being triggered enough really shows.

*popcorn*

sellstuff1

01-17-2019, 08:27 PM

Tgo thinks Afghanistan is in Iraq :lol2:

Dreaven also doesn't know how the senate works. Almost like he spent his time in highschool civics writing scripts to make iron.

Tgo01

01-17-2019, 08:35 PM

The two psychopaths are bonding again.

Androidpk

01-17-2019, 09:00 PM

Tgo's guide to being a patriot

https://i.imgur.com/Lc57Pmz.jpg

Gelston

01-18-2019, 12:25 AM

Yeah, shame on the Democrats for visiting the troops in Afghanistan and receiving critical updates over there. Meanwhile Melania just took a government flight to Mar-a-Lago and Mnuchin to Davos.

"Critical updates" wut? People that need "critical updates" get them from the JCS. They are going there for a photo op.

Wrathbringer

01-18-2019, 05:56 AM

"Critical updates" wut? People that need "critical updates" get them from the JCS. They are going there for a photo op.

Besides, if it were that important she'd still go. Apparently it's not important enough for her to put up with flying commercial so how important was it really?

Parkbandit

01-18-2019, 07:42 AM

Yeah, shame on the Democrats for visiting the troops in Afghanistan and receiving critical updates over there.

lolwut?

Please tell me you're just trolling us again. No one, not even you, could be that ignorant.

Dude.. it's a photo-op. Nothing more.

And now your President has cancelled it.

Gelston

01-18-2019, 08:05 AM

I always hated when important people came to visit us. Cheney came while I was in Iraq and it was a giant pain in the ass. If you want to meet the troops, video conference them. They don't need or want the distraction you bring. I guarantee you there isn't a troop in Afghanistan sitting there thinking "I wish my Congressman were here." They aren't going there to visit the troops, they are going there for pictures.

Wrathbringer

01-18-2019, 08:08 AM

Methais

01-18-2019, 08:50 AM

400lb neckbeard in his mom's basement thinks he's scoring internet points for mocking Democrats for visiting troops in Afghanistan. You're a real winner Tgo!

When are you moving out of time4fun's couchhouse? Ever?

Methais

01-18-2019, 09:08 AM

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49937931_2310988475785721_8982878912233078784_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=86fc028e70757df6c3f090e6e8765d72&oe=5CC9A675

Methais

01-18-2019, 10:37 AM

https://i.imgur.com/vo6kgMV.png

Parkbandit

01-18-2019, 11:39 AM

https://i.imgur.com/vo6kgMV.png

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Methais

01-18-2019, 12:41 PM

https://i.imgur.com/wVoa6nj.jpg

Methais

01-18-2019, 12:59 PM

Shut up you bitch. Don’t make me slap you and ram my cock in your greasy guinea pussy .. I know you’ll like that.

Methais been sucking so much cock in the Confluence he’s probably got bruises all over his knees. Iridescent cores ain’t for bitches!

https://i.imgflip.com/2rgvsd.jpg

You really are trying way too hard.

Stop being a tryhard.

Parkbandit

01-18-2019, 01:00 PM

Shut up you bitch. Don’t make me slap you and ram my cock in your greasy guinea pussy .. I know you’ll like that.

Methais been sucking so much cock in the Confluence he’s probably got bruises all over his knees. Iridescent cores ain’t for bitches!

https://i.imgflip.com/2rgvsd.jpg

Damn.. Methais triggers you so hard...

I need to find out his secret.

Methais

01-18-2019, 01:03 PM

Damn.. Methais triggers you so hard...

I need to find out his secret.

He's mad that I found a pic of him with his girlfriend:

https://i.imgur.com/hTp2K1Z.jpg

RichardCranium

01-18-2019, 01:13 PM

Pretty sure that's his twin.

Gelston

01-18-2019, 01:14 PM

Pretty sure that's his twin.

Hey, what about Exxon not getting a tax abatement so they'll probably be moving out of EBR now?

RichardCranium

01-18-2019, 01:16 PM

It sucks because my ex-wife works for them. Fuck Exxon though.

Gelston

01-18-2019, 01:17 PM

It sucks because my ex-wife works for them. Fuck Exxon though.

EBR is going to turn into more garbage than it already is when Exxon leaves. Good job school board.

Gelston

01-18-2019, 01:18 PM

Shut up faggot. I know you’re a fatass who can’t do 5 pull ups, I’m glad the Corps kicked your unworthy ass outta there.

Haha, you know nothing. I got my honorable discharge buddy-o. Actually got two of them, as I reenlisted once.

Tgo01

01-18-2019, 01:47 PM

Right when I think "Praetor doesn't seem as crazy as sellstuff1" he starts posting shit like this.

Astray

01-18-2019, 01:50 PM

https://i.imgur.com/w2R3VvR.jpg

Gelston

01-18-2019, 01:51 PM

https://i.imgur.com/w2R3VvR.jpg

They make those faggy straight razors too, huh?

Astray

01-18-2019, 01:52 PM

They make those faggy straight razors too, huh?

You're a faggy straight razor.

Gelston

01-18-2019, 01:59 PM

You're a faggy straight razor.

That doesn't even make sense. You are retarded.

Astray

01-18-2019, 02:00 PM

That doesn't even make sense. You are retarded.

NO U

Methais

01-18-2019, 02:28 PM

Right when I think "Praetor doesn't seem as crazy as sellstuff1" he starts posting shit like this.

They share the same dildos.

Fortybox

01-18-2019, 06:11 PM

They share the same dildos.

http://i.imgur.com/EqQOTR9.gif

RichardCranium

01-19-2019, 10:23 AM

EBR is going to turn into more garbage than it already is when Exxon leaves. Good job school board.

It'll work out well for Texas I guess. Fucking teachers, man. Win the battle, lose the war.

Also, fuck Together Baton Rouge.

Gelston

01-19-2019, 10:24 AM

It'll work out well for Texas I guess. Fucking teachers, man. Win the battle, lose the war.

Also, fuck Together Baton Rouge.

Texas is doing good getting all the businesses that flee Louisiana. RIP Smoothie King.

Parkbandit

01-19-2019, 10:36 AM

What's ERB?

I know I could look it up.. but I'm sick and working from a phone today...

:(

RichardCranium

01-19-2019, 10:39 AM

What's ERB?

I know I could look it up.. but I'm sick and working from a phone today...

:(

EBR. East Baton Rouge.

Gelston

01-19-2019, 10:47 AM

What's ERB?

I know I could look it up.. but I'm sick and working from a phone today...

:(

Extraordinarily Big Retardtown

Parkbandit

01-19-2019, 10:53 AM

EBR. East Baton Rouge.

This is what happens to good towns/cities when you elect liberals.

And I'm completely guessing since I know nothing about Baton Rouge... but tell me how many liberals were on that deciding panel. I'm guessing a majority.

Gelston

01-19-2019, 10:57 AM

This is what happens to good towns/cities when you elect liberals.

And I'm completely guessing since I know nothing about Baton Rouge... but tell me how many liberals were on that deciding panel. I'm guessing a majority.

Honestly it is about 55/45, slight edge to Democrats. When/if Exxon leaves it'll probably go more liberal though.

The Board is actually 5 Republicans and 4 Democrats.

Androidpk

01-19-2019, 12:31 PM

Fox News femi-nazi is complaining that AOC has "minority privilege" . :lol:

Androidpk

01-19-2019, 03:02 PM

Sounds like Trump is caving on the Democrats DACA offer. Can't wait to see the lunatics at Fox tear into Trump over this.

Methais

01-19-2019, 03:57 PM

What's ERB?

I know I could look it up.. but I'm sick and working from a phone today...

:(

East Rouge Baton. It’s also a sound some fat dude I work with randomly makes all day.

Methais

01-19-2019, 04:00 PM

Sounds like Trump is caving on the Democrats DACA offer. Can't wait to see the lunatics at Fox tear into Trump over this.

They won’t get DACA without a wall.

Stop being an...

Extraordinarily Big Retardtown

Androidpk

01-19-2019, 04:44 PM

Sounds like Trump is caving on the Democrats DACA offer. Can't wait to see the lunatics at Fox tear into Trump over this.

Called it :lol:

https://i.imgur.com/a3UYK3b.png

sellstuff1

01-19-2019, 04:55 PM

Called it :lol:

https://i.imgur.com/a3UYK3b.png

Haha he riled his xenophobic base up so much that their facilities to perform mental gymnastics failed, like a fat, white nationalist kid on the monkey bars.

Androidpk

01-19-2019, 06:05 PM

“It’s a textbook example of what the drive-by media calls compromise,” Limbaugh said on his radio show Wednesday. “Trump gets nothing, and the Democrats get everything, including control of the House.”

I'm confused.. does Limbaugh think Democrats negotiated with Trump to gain control of the House? Does he understand how elections work? Going to just assume he's back to popping pills again.

Wrathbringer

01-19-2019, 06:08 PM

Methais

01-20-2019, 10:29 AM

Tgo01

01-21-2019, 10:24 AM

This is one of the best non-satire things I've read. (https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2018/nov/06/politifact-not-biased-heres-why/)

PolitiFact is not biased -- here’s why

Yes that's right. PolitiFact was getting tired of people claiming they are biased so they fact checked themselves and determined they aren't biased.

I would be certain this was an article on The Onion if it weren't for the fact that it's on PolitiFact's own website.

Gelston

01-21-2019, 10:49 AM

This is from 2017, but it almost makes me want to root for the Patriots.

http://libertyhangout.org/2017/02/liberals-go-crazy-after-super-bowl-blame-patriots-win-on-white-supremacy/?fbclid=IwAR0HSIVEm-Zm2oyAzzBJmlL1zPdzqcGzznY9FfSlxcswYaHBHMZqqxQrdeU

Methais

01-21-2019, 03:54 PM

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50870643_10157297305936742_4576958274376564736_n.j pg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=dccc007f11389033a6ff6f11312e8ff2&oe=5CC1C1CD

Can't even sell farts anymore without the government getting in the way.

Ashlander

01-21-2019, 05:16 PM

Parkbandit

01-21-2019, 05:20 PM

This is one of the best non-satire things I've read. (https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2018/nov/06/politifact-not-biased-heres-why/)

Yes that's right. PolitiFact was getting tired of people claiming they are biased so they fact checked themselves and determined they aren't biased.

I would be certain this was an article on The Onion if it weren't for the fact that it's on PolitiFact's own website.

You know retards like time4fun will be like "Here's proof that Politifact isn't biased!"

Methais

01-22-2019, 09:01 AM

You know retards like time4fun will be like "Here's proof that Politifact isn't biased!"

It says "fact" right there in the name. I don't understand why this self investigation was even necessary.

Methais

01-23-2019, 11:02 AM

https://i.imgur.com/FpVnE3B.jpg

Parkbandit

01-25-2019, 08:24 AM

https://i.imgur.com/FpVnE3B.jpg

https://media.tenor.com/images/870b1aee00e908c0ae013821bec562b3/tenor.gif

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ArcticPiercingFunnelweaverspider-small.gif

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2234450/83734910.gif

Methais

01-25-2019, 09:17 AM

https://media.tenor.com/images/870b1aee00e908c0ae013821bec562b3/tenor.gif

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ArcticPiercingFunnelweaverspider-small.gif

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2234450/83734910.gif

https://i.imgur.com/w5ST2e4.gif

Tgo01

01-25-2019, 09:08 PM

Well I guess we can stop saying voter fraud doesn't happen in this country:

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/timothymeads/2019/01/25/texas-finds-95000-nonus-citizen-registered-to-vote-58000-have-actually-voted-in-recent-elections-n2540285

On Friday January 25, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton announced that 95,000 individuals registered to vote in the Lone Star State have been identified as "Non-US Citizens," meaning they are illegally registered to vote. Further evidence brought forth by Texas Secretary of State David Whitely confirms that 58,000 of these individuals have broken the law and voted in "one or more" recent elections.

Gelston

01-25-2019, 09:34 PM

sellstuff1

01-25-2019, 09:48 PM

https://i.imgur.com/wnh7Ujo.jpg

Methais

01-26-2019, 09:09 AM

Spice Girls are my favorite group of all time they're sooooooooo awesome!

https://media.giphy.com/media/9G3wg7lH5DpxC/giphy-downsized-large.gif

Tgo01

01-26-2019, 09:12 AM

That is something Voter ID wouldn't stop though, as that only checks if you are who is on the paper and registered. This is probably an issue at their OMV or where ever they register at.

Maybe, but it kind of destroys the narrative of the left that there is no voter fraud in this country. 58,000 people in one state is a lot, and that's just what they are aware of.

Back

01-26-2019, 11:01 AM

Maybe, but it kind of destroys the narrative of the left that there is no voter fraud in this country. 58,000 people in one state is a lot, and that's just what they are aware of.

You over generalize. There isn't as much voter fraud as some republicans claim there is. I doubt you will find anyone who will say there is absolutely zero voter fraud. Even then if it is found, like in your link, it should be investigated and corrected. No one will say it shouldn't.

Some republicans are overly concerned with it and keep harping on it to distract from the fact that there are 12 million more registered democrats in this country than there are republicans. Cry voter fraud, gerrymander, prop up the obsolete electoral system, because republicans are the significantly minority party of this country and most likely the world.

Tgo01

01-26-2019, 11:04 AM

You over generalize. There isn't as much voter fraud as some republicans claim there is.

I just mentioned a story that shows 58k in one state alone. That's a mega fuckton of voter fraud already. What was that in the other thread about being all patriotic and shit?

Back

01-26-2019, 11:17 AM

I just mentioned a story that shows 58k in one state alone. That's a mega fuckton of voter fraud already. What was that in the other thread about being all patriotic and shit?

Yeah, that case you cited needs to be sorted out right away, the errors corrected, anyone responsible dealt with, and getting systems in place to prevent it there and everywhere else. Voter fraud goes against the very nature of a democracy. We need to insure that it is as ironclad as possible. Including getting more people registered and actually voting.

Parkbandit

01-26-2019, 11:32 AM

Yeah, that case you cited needs to be sorted out right away, the errors corrected, anyone responsible dealt with, and getting systems in place to prevent it there and everywhere else. Voter fraud goes against the very nature of a democracy. We need to insure that it is as ironclad as possible. Including getting more people registered and actually voting.

How does getting more people registered and actually voting make the process more ironclad?

Tgo01

01-26-2019, 11:45 AM

Yeah, that case you cited needs to be sorted out right away, the errors corrected, anyone responsible dealt with, and getting systems in place to prevent it there and everywhere else. Voter fraud goes against the very nature of a democracy. We need to insure that it is as ironclad as possible. Including getting more people registered and actually voting.

We need to do everything we can to prevent voter fraud...except voter ID right?

RichardCranium

01-26-2019, 12:12 PM

You over generalize. There isn't as much voter fraud as some republicans claim there is. I doubt you will find anyone who will say there is absolutely zero voter fraud. Even then if it is found, like in your link, it should be investigated and corrected. No one will say it shouldn't.

Some republicans are overly concerned with it and keep harping on it to distract from the fact that there are 12 million more registered democrats in this country than there are republicans. Cry voter fraud, gerrymander, prop up the obsolete electoral system, because republicans are the significantly minority party of this country and most likely the world.

In Backlash land, 3.6% signifies a significant minority.

Methais

01-26-2019, 12:22 PM

Yeah, that case you cited needs to be sorted out right away, the errors corrected, anyone responsible dealt with, and getting systems in place to prevent it there and everywhere else. Voter fraud goes against the very nature of a democracy. We need to insure that it is as ironclad as possible. Including getting more people registered and actually voting.

Do you believe this specific case is the only one happening in the entire country to this level and that it's just a huge anomaly and everywhere else has too little to affect any election outcomes?

sellstuff1

01-26-2019, 09:12 PM

https://i.imgur.com/vbq1uyz.jpg

RichardCranium

01-26-2019, 09:28 PM

https://i.imgur.com/vbq1uyz.jpg

Body shaming. Surprise, surprise, surprise.

sellstuff1

01-26-2019, 09:50 PM

Body shaming. Surprise, surprise, surprise.

It's not body shaming if the person in question isn't actually human

~Rocktar~

01-26-2019, 10:54 PM

It's not body shaming if the person in question isn't actually human

Racist.

sellstuff1

01-26-2019, 11:30 PM

Racist.

Racism made you laugh today? Wow, racist.

~Rocktar~

01-26-2019, 11:31 PM

Racism made you laugh today? Wow, racist.

No, the fact that you are a racist and so self unaware made me laugh. I have to laugh as how much stupidity you and others spew.

sellstuff1

01-26-2019, 11:33 PM

No, the fact that you are a racist and so self unaware made me laugh. I have to laugh as how much stupidity you and others spew.

Glad I can entertain you, fam.

sellstuff1

01-26-2019, 11:34 PM

That awkward moment when you justify your poor behavior. So, racist, thief, liar, loser, and... uh... miss anything else when describing you?

Remember when you deleted your reddit lolicon account? Good times bro.

Parkbandit

01-27-2019, 09:22 AM

It's not body shaming if the person in question is a Republican.

FTFY.

And now you are exactly correct for the 2nd time here.

Alfster

01-27-2019, 10:10 AM

Trump's last 14 hours on Twitter is pretty damn funny.

Taernath

01-27-2019, 10:24 AM

Trump's last 14 hours on Twitter is pretty damn funny.

I love those weirdly specific numbers he's throwing out.

https://i.imgur.com/GXYTPEk.jpg

Parkbandit

01-27-2019, 11:17 AM

I love those weirdly specific numbers he's throwing out.

https://i.imgur.com/GXYTPEk.jpg

Yea.. that makes no sense.

I do believe there are far more illegal aliens than 11 million though.. but 25,772,342? How would they know this?

Androidpk

01-27-2019, 11:30 AM

I love those weirdly specific numbers he's throwing out.

https://i.imgur.com/GXYTPEk.jpg

He's trying to give himself some authenticity. :lol:

/fail

~Rocktar~

01-27-2019, 11:37 AM

Yea.. that makes no sense.

I do believe there are far more illegal aliens than 11 million though.. but 25,772,342? How would they know this?

There is probably some study somewhere that quotes that number or something. He could also be making it up. Who cares, anything over from 0.1 to 0.25% of the population is way too many.

Androidpk

01-27-2019, 11:58 AM

Trump doesn't give a fuck about illegal immigration. It's why all his properties hire them.

Tgo01

01-27-2019, 12:01 PM

Yea.. that makes no sense.

I do believe there are far more illegal aliens than 11 million though.. but 25,772,342? How would they know this?

There has to be way more than 11 million illegals in the US. I've been hearing the 11 million figure for at least a decade and something tells me we aren't deporting people as fast as people are coming here illegally.

Gelston

01-28-2019, 10:50 AM

https://scontent.fmem1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50811321_2318347731716462_161794892668862464_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=109&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-1.fna&oh=bf896903613b0babfdb800e5f2eb1b95&oe=5CC4939D

Tgo01

01-28-2019, 10:52 AM

https://scontent.fmem1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50811321_2318347731716462_161794892668862464_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=109&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-1.fna&oh=bf896903613b0babfdb800e5f2eb1b95&oe=5CC4939D

Word is the crybabies whined to Twitter about this and now it's actually a bannable offense to tell a journalist to "Learn to code."

Methais

01-28-2019, 11:06 AM

Word is the crybabies whined to Twitter about this and now it's actually a bannable offense to tell a journalist to "Learn to code."

wut

Tgo01

01-28-2019, 11:10 AM

wut

Learn to code!

Don't ban me, Kranar!

Methais

01-28-2019, 11:15 AM

Learn to code!

Don't ban me, Kranar!

I meant more like is Twitter seriously banning people for telling someone else to learn to code? Based on what?

Tgo01

01-28-2019, 11:20 AM

I meant more like is Twitter seriously banning people for telling someone else to learn to code? Based on what?

That's the word on the Twitter street.

Like Gelston posted, years ago coal miners started losing their jobs and they were worried because they didn't have any other skills, journalists were giddy that coal miners were losing their jobs (because coal = the death of the planet so of course coal miners were the harbingers of death) so they told miners to learn to code. A few days ago a lot of supposed journalists at HuffPost and Buzzfeed were laid off so people decided to troll them by telling them to learn to code, like they had done to coal miners years ago.

But apparently journalists are off limits to trolling so Twitter stepped in and said you can't do that on their platform.

Methais

01-28-2019, 11:21 AM

That's the word on the Twitter street.

Like Gelston posted, years ago coal miners started losing their jobs and they were worried because they didn't have any other skills, journalists were giddy that coal miners were losing their jobs (because coal = the death of the planet so of course coal miners were the harbingers of death) so they told miners to learn code. A few days ago a lot of supposed journalists at HuffPost and Buzzfeed were laid off so people decided to troll them by telling them to learn to code, like they had done to coal miners years ago.

But apparently journalists are off limits to trolling so Twitter stepped in and said you can't do that on their platform.

They should change it to "Learn to program programs!"

Fortybox

01-28-2019, 08:58 PM

They should change it to "Learn to program programs!"

Um...skynet, hello?

https://media.giphy.com/media/IZY2SE2JmPgFG/giphy.gif

Methais

01-30-2019, 12:12 PM

Tgo01

01-30-2019, 01:10 PM

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/51322647_2319572534927315_7161009783053484032_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=b7fa4af217fc795b2dd016638f951f2b&oe=5CB5911F

This must be what Backlash was talking about with resisting white supremacy.

Next up: Firefighters and coal miners

They're already going after pictures with coal miners on them, claiming the coal isn't coal powder but insensitive black face. The left is losing their minds at an exponential rate I didn't think was possible.

peam

01-30-2019, 01:25 PM

They're already going after pictures with coal miners on them, claiming the coal isn't coal powder but insensitive black face. The left is losing their minds at an exponential rate I didn't think was possible.

And by "they're already going after pictures of coal miners..." he means that a guy wrote a shitty opinion piece in an unread Arizona newspaper (https://eu.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/2019/01/28/downtown-phoenix-photo-men-soot-blackface/2683881002/) which was subsequently picked up and written about in outrage by such esteemed bastions of truth as InfoWars (https://www.infowars.com/old-photo-of-soot-covered-coal-miners-is-racist-blackface-says-offended-idiot/), Chicks on the Right (https://www.chicksonright.com/blog/2019/01/30/progressive-moron-is-really-triggered-by-the-blackface-of-coal-miners/), and Washington Examiner (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/everything-is-racist-coal-miner-edition).

lmao

Astray

01-30-2019, 01:32 PM

LOL

I've met that guy (the 'writer' of the opinion piece) in the past. He's an absolute fucking weirdo.

peam

01-30-2019, 01:34 PM

LOL

I've met that guy (the 'writer' of the opinion piece) in the past. He's an absolute fucking weirdo.

I've ran across him on Twitter. Confirmed.

Neveragain

01-30-2019, 01:37 PM

And by "they're already going after pictures of coal miners..." he means that a guy wrote a shitty opinion piece in an unread Arizona newspaper (https://eu.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/2019/01/28/downtown-phoenix-photo-men-soot-blackface/2683881002/) which was subsequently picked up and written about in outrage by such esteemed bastions of truth as InfoWars (https://www.infowars.com/old-photo-of-soot-covered-coal-miners-is-racist-blackface-says-offended-idiot/), Chicks on the Right (https://www.chicksonright.com/blog/2019/01/30/progressive-moron-is-really-triggered-by-the-blackface-of-coal-miners/), and Washington Examiner (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/everything-is-racist-coal-miner-edition).

lmao

If it's unread....how is it that you're now conversating over it?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/c6751420948f361d6c80847849b2590e/tenor.gif?itemid=3326013

peam

01-30-2019, 01:40 PM

If it's unread....how is it that you're now conversating over it?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/c6751420948f361d6c80847849b2590e/tenor.gif?itemid=3326013

Because Dreaven brought it up. Figuring it was typical histrionic bullshit, I googled 'coal miner blackface' and found all of those in the first ten links.

peam

01-30-2019, 01:42 PM

The real question is which source fueled his outrage?

I'm going with Chicks On The Right.

Tgo01

01-30-2019, 01:42 PM

And by "they're already going after pictures of coal miners..." he means that a guy wrote a shitty opinion piece in an unread Arizona newspaper (https://eu.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/2019/01/28/downtown-phoenix-photo-men-soot-blackface/2683881002/) which was subsequently picked up and written about in outrage by such esteemed bastions of truth as InfoWars (https://www.infowars.com/old-photo-of-soot-covered-coal-miners-is-racist-blackface-says-offended-idiot/), Chicks on the Right (https://www.chicksonright.com/blog/2019/01/30/progressive-moron-is-really-triggered-by-the-blackface-of-coal-miners/), and Washington Examiner (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/everything-is-racist-coal-miner-edition).

lmao

"Sure the newspaper this was written in is the largest newspaper in Arizona, but these other sites I don't like are worse!!!!" -- Dipshit peam

When you aren't spreading fake news or defending the spreading of fake news you are just downplaying outright bullshit news. You're acting like this was published in some obscure online blog someone had to go searching for to find.

peam

01-30-2019, 01:44 PM

"Sure the newspaper this was written in is the largest newspaper in Arizona, but these other sites I don't like are worse!!!!" -- Dipshit peam

When you aren't spreading fake news or defending the spreading of fake news you are just downplaying outright bullshit news. You're acting like this was published in some obscure online blog someone had to go searching for to find.

So.. Chicks On The Right?

Tgo01

01-30-2019, 01:44 PM

The real question is which source fueled his outrage?

I'm going with Chicks On The Right.

It's all over Twitter because people are laughing at that and the "racist" Mary Poppins take. You're such a dipshit you thought The Arizona Republic was some rag that reports on Bat Boy sightings or something.

Tgo01

01-30-2019, 01:44 PM

So.. Chicks On The Right?

So.. you're such a dipshit that you believe the largest newspaper in the 14th largest state is some obscure newspaper no one has ever heard of?

peam

01-30-2019, 01:45 PM

So.. you're such a dipshit that you believe the largest newspaper in the 14th largest state is some obscure newspaper no one has ever heard of?

Chicks On The Right.

Androidpk

01-30-2019, 01:46 PM

The real question is which source fueled his outrage?

I'm going with Chicks On The Right.

He thinks infowars is legit journalism.

peam

01-30-2019, 01:47 PM

He thinks infowars is legit journalism.

You're interrupting me baiting him by saying the same thing over and over 5 times.

Tgo01

01-30-2019, 01:53 PM

You're interrupting me baiting him by saying the same thing over and over 5 times.

How clever! You repeat the same thing over and over again and I repeat the same thing in response and you're "baiting" someone. This is right up there with Androidpk level of "NOU!" style of "winning."

What's next for looking like a total dipshit, peam? Suggesting the article saying Mary Poppins was racist is in an obscure newspaper too and only the likes of Infowars is talking about it? It's quite telling that you and Androidpk are so close, easily the two biggest morons on the forum. And that's saying something considering we have Back and time4fun.

Androidpk

01-30-2019, 01:55 PM

Straight to frothing at the mouth insults! Take your meds, tgo.

peam

01-30-2019, 01:57 PM

How clever! You repeat the same thing over and over again and I repeat the same thing in response and you're "baiting" someone. This is right up there with Androidpk level of "NOU!" style of "winning."

What's next for looking like a total dipshit, peam? Suggesting the article saying Mary Poppins was racist is in an obscure newspaper too and only the likes of Infowars is talking about it? It's quite telling that you and Androidpk are so close, easily the two biggest morons on the forum. And that's saying something considering we have Back and time4fun.

Chicks On The Right confirmed.

Stumplicker

01-30-2019, 02:01 PM

Straight to frothing at the mouth insults!

You're so bad at this. Watching you try to flip shit at people like you're doing anything differently is like watching Michael Sorrentino giving a TED talk about the best strategies in chess.

He thinks infowars is legit journalism.

"Straaiiiight to frothing at the mouth insults llooooooolllll"

Methais

01-30-2019, 02:10 PM

Methais

01-30-2019, 02:10 PM

LOL

I've met that guy (the 'writer' of the opinion piece) in the past. He's an absolute fucking weirdo.

Is it cwolff?

Methais

01-30-2019, 03:17 PM

Crime has been cancelled. The streets are safe until at least tomorrow. Even in Chicago.

https://i.imgur.com/riy5AyX.jpg

Androidpk

01-30-2019, 04:39 PM

Talking heads on Fox News trying to compare the FBI raid on Roger Stone to the Raid on Osama bin Laden and the assault on the US embassy in Benghazi.. they've gone full retard.

Alfster

01-30-2019, 04:44 PM

It's so frustrating to see how many people buy into fox being the only "legitimate" news.

Tgo01

01-30-2019, 04:46 PM

It's so frustrating to see how many people buy into fox being the only "legitimate" news.

Who is doing that?

Androidpk

01-30-2019, 04:46 PM

They do have some people there that are legitimate. Unfortunately it's just limited to Chris Wallace and Shepard Smith. Then you have the chucklefucks like Hannity and Carlson that drag the whole network down.

Alfster

01-30-2019, 04:50 PM

Who is doing that?

The president for one.

Parkbandit

01-30-2019, 05:03 PM

It's so frustrating to see how many people buy into fox being the only "legitimate" news.

How does that affect your life though.. to the point you are "so frustrated"?

And isn't it the same when "so many people" buy into CNN/ABC/NBC/CBS being the only "legitimate" news?

All news has a political bias.

The truth is probably somewhere in the middle of "ZOMG TRUMP IS THE DEVIL!" and "ZOMG TRUMP DOES NO WRONG!"

Neveragain

01-31-2019, 01:01 AM

Preview of the Democrat National Convention.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-10-2015/PqXaJI.gif

Solkern

01-31-2019, 01:12 AM

How does that affect your life though.. to the point you are "so frustrated"?

And isn't it the same when "so many people" buy into CNN/ABC/NBC/CBS being the only "legitimate" news?

All news has a political bias.

The truth is probably somewhere in the middle of "ZOMG TRUMP IS THE DEVIL!" and "ZOMG TRUMP DOES NO WRONG!"

Come to mother Russia, cause in another Russia, the news isn’t bias, you are.
In mother Russia, you don’t watch the news, the news watches you.

Parkbandit

01-31-2019, 08:24 AM

Come to mother Russia, cause in another Russia, the news isn’t bias, you are.
In mother Russia, you don’t watch the news, the news watches you.

No thanks.

Gelston

01-31-2019, 03:52 PM

Methais

01-31-2019, 03:56 PM

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50793879_2320377851513450_4279325896986329088_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=9ac117bda393a42a74e3fafb0c729256&oe=5CB5CE04

How's it feel, Buzzfeed?

If coding_knowledge=0 then future_job_prospects=0
If coding_knowledge=1 then future_job_prospects=1

As you can tell, I am quite pro at this.

Astray

01-31-2019, 03:59 PM

Good luck to those dudes. Maybe some other publication needs an over opinionated guy wearing skinny jeans to write their top 10 non-binary disney character list.

Gelston

01-31-2019, 04:01 PM

Good luck to those dudes. Maybe some other publication needs an over opinionated guy wearing skinny jeans to write their top 10 non-binary disney character list.

I'm wondering if that is who they are getting rid of. Maybe they want to be a more serious news feed now?

Methais

01-31-2019, 04:01 PM

I'm wondering if that is who they are getting rid of. Maybe they want to be a more serious news feed now?

https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGcq17EmRRoqh0FW/giphy.gif

Tgo01

01-31-2019, 04:02 PM

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50793879_2320377851513450_4279325896986329088_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=9ac117bda393a42a74e3fafb0c729256&oe=5CB5CE04

How's it feel, Buzzfeed?

Like I always say; never give in to the outrage mob because it's never good enough.

First they whined that Buzzfeed wasn't hiring enough minorities or gays, so Buzzfeed went on a minority and gay hiring spree.

Then when it comes time for layoffs, since most of your staff is now minorities and gays, they accuse you of targeting minorities and gays for layoffs.

Tgo01

01-31-2019, 04:03 PM

I'm wondering if that is who they are getting rid of. Maybe they want to be a more serious news feed now?

From what I understand they cut people from their "top 10 lists" and from their "real" news side.

Astray

01-31-2019, 04:03 PM

I'm wondering if that is who they are getting rid of. Maybe they want to be a more serious news feed now?

You would think but they are actually cutting people from the news division as well as the silly lists and quizzes. Entirely removed the LGBT division.

sellstuff1

01-31-2019, 04:06 PM

https://i.imgur.com/BmHfXK4.jpg

sellstuff1

01-31-2019, 04:07 PM

Good luck to those dudes. Maybe some other publication needs an over opinionated guy wearing skinny jeans to write their top 10 non-binary disney character list.

For someone that whines for a safe space on this forums you're kind of insulting your own, snowflake kind. Pedophile.

Androidpk

01-31-2019, 04:18 PM

I'm wondering if that is who they are getting rid of. Maybe they want to be a more serious news feed now?

No. The entire natsec desk got laid off.

Methais

01-31-2019, 04:21 PM

No. The entire nutsac desk got laid off.

Fixed.

Alfster

01-31-2019, 05:23 PM

Senate investigators obtained information that Donald Trump Jr.’s phone calls to a blocked number ahead of the 2016 Trump Tower meeting with Russians offering dirt on Hillary Clinton were not to his father, CNN reported Thursday, citing a trio of sources.

Records provided to the Senate Intelligence Committee show the calls were between Trump Jr. and two of his business associates, the sources said.

The revelation appeared to dash Democrats’ long-held suspicions that the blocked number belonged to the elder Trump.

I can not stand how many people have cited a conspiracy over assuming thr blocked number was daddy. Wait. For. The. Final. Report.

Candor

01-31-2019, 11:34 PM

Wait. For. The. Final. Report.

I keep saying that too. But for the most part, it falls on ears that don't want to hear it.

Androidpk

02-01-2019, 04:10 PM

Ann Coulter turning up the heat on Trump, calling him lazy, incompetent, and a lunatic. The MAGA base turning on each other like rats is the best thing to happen to America since the internet.

Tgo01

02-01-2019, 04:36 PM

VICE will be laying off 10% of their workforce.

Who would have thought that people would eventually get tired of fake news click bait bullshit?

Alfster

02-01-2019, 04:44 PM

GM laying off 4000 employees.

Who would have thought that people would eventually pay for tariff wars?

Tgo01

02-01-2019, 04:47 PM

GM laying off 4000 employees.

Who would have thought that people would eventually pay for tariff wars?

Tgo01's law. In just one post at that. Impressive.

Alfster

02-01-2019, 04:48 PM

Dunno what that is. Just spewing the same style of bullshit as you.

Tgo01

02-01-2019, 04:49 PM

Dunno what that is. Just spewing the same style of bullshit as you.

Something I made up earlier today to describe people such as yourself, Androdpk, sellstuff1, peam, etc etc.

See? It's like an updated Godwin's Law; the longer a political discussion goes on the more likely someone will mention "Orange man bad", "MAH RUSSIA!" or some form of word with "ist" at the end.

Although when Godwin's law was invented they expected it to take days or even weeks before someone mentioned Nazis, in this case it usually just takes minutes.

I henceforth refer to this as Tgo01's Law.

Androidpk

02-01-2019, 04:58 PM

Tgo laughing at people becoming unemployed. Who would have guessed he has no shame?

Seizer

02-01-2019, 05:01 PM

GM laying off 4000 employees. Who would have thought that people would eventually pay for tariff wars?
I am guessing this is hyperbole. Maybe I am missing your point. Forbes and ABC news didn't even mention tariffs as a cause for the layoffs. Sounded more like they aren't selling enough GM products in United States and China, not to mention ditching their stinker mobiles like the Cruze.

Alfster

02-01-2019, 05:09 PM

You'd be correct. I posted a fact, then the political spin to imitate tgo01.

Tgo01

02-01-2019, 05:13 PM

You'd be correct. I posted a fact, then the political spin to imitate tgo01.

So you think it's just a coincidence that HuffPost, Buzzfeed, and now VICE have all laid off a significant amount of their workforce and it's not because their fake news click bait headlines of a business model isn't working?

Okay.

sellstuff1

02-01-2019, 05:26 PM

So you think it's just a coincidence that HuffPost, Buzzfeed, and now VICE have all laid off a significant amount of their workforce and it's not because their fake news click bait headlines of a business model isn't working?

Okay.

Hey you wanna talk about how WAPO is both a factual accurate source and fake news simultaneously?

Androidpk

02-01-2019, 05:32 PM

So you think it's just a coincidence that HuffPost, Buzzfeed, and now VICE have all laid off a significant amount of their workforce and it's not because their fake news click bait headlines of a business model isn't working?

Okay.

Got a source saying the layoffs are because "people are tired of fake news"?

Tgo01

02-01-2019, 05:35 PM

The usual duo of morons are really hanging from my nuts today. Who knew they were so desperate for my attention?

sellstuff1

02-01-2019, 05:43 PM

The usual duo of morons are really hanging from my nuts today. Who knew they were so desperate for my attention?

Oh we're just holding you to account for your absurdly wrong opinions and statements that you parrot from actual fake news websites. I know you're not used to it, because you've lived a sheltered life of Gemstone and Infowars, but in the real world you can't shit say shit without backing it up.

Androidpk

02-01-2019, 05:43 PM

Watch tgo madly deflect every.single.time someone asks him for a source.

It's like clockwork.

Astray

02-01-2019, 05:47 PM

I know in the case of Buzzfeed they hadn't made any actual money to keep them in the black since conception. Vice and WaPo I'm not sure of but I'm willing to bet it's simply trimming the fat.

Gelston

02-01-2019, 05:47 PM

I think they are laying them off because they vastly overestimated how much money they can get with their clickbait headlines.

With Vice, I think they expanded too fast.

Tgo01

02-01-2019, 06:05 PM

I know in the case of Buzzfeed they hadn't made any actual money to keep them in the black since conception. Vice and WaPo I'm not sure of but I'm willing to bet it's simply trimming the fat.

Washington Post laid off people too?

Methais

02-01-2019, 06:06 PM

Tgo laughing at people becoming unemployed. Who would have guessed he has no shame?

Says the piece of trash who tries to get people fired irl over his fragile hurt feelings on a text game forum. Other than everybody who knows him, who would have guessed pk has no shame or self respect?

Watch tgo madly deflect every.single.time someone asks him for a source.

It's like clockwork.

Lolololololol @ this coming from your king of deflection loser ass.

Retard.

Astray

02-01-2019, 06:08 PM

Washington Post laid off people too?

No, sorry. HuffPo. I was reading something from WaPo. Fucking road tunnels.

Alfster

02-01-2019, 06:51 PM

So you think it's just a coincidence that HuffPost, Buzzfeed, and now VICE have all laid off a significant amount of their workforce and it's not because their fake news click bait headlines of a business model isn't working?

Okay.

I don't believe your statement is full accurate. Could you provide a source please?

Gelston

02-01-2019, 06:52 PM

I don't believe your statement is full accurate. Could you provide a source please?

Most of their internet revenue, and probably most of theirn revenue total, is based on clicking their articles for ad revenue. Every news site makes click bait headlines. I don't see it as a stretch.

Alfster

02-01-2019, 06:59 PM

Source please.

Gelston

02-01-2019, 06:59 PM

Source please.

google.com

common sense

Where the fuck do you think internet based sites get their revenue? They don't sell products. Sure, some sell subscriptions, but it isn't a huge thing. Content gating is rare for news. It isn't any different than a news channel on TV with ads, except, you know, online with ads.

Androidpk

02-01-2019, 07:05 PM

google.com

common sense

Where the fuck do you think internet based sites get their revenue? They don't sell products. Sure, some sell subscriptions, but it isn't a huge thing. Content gating is rare for news. It isn't any different than a news channel on TV with ads, except, you know, online with ads.

I'm not seeing anything stating that the layoffs are due to "people tired of fake news."

Gelston

02-01-2019, 07:08 PM

I'm not seeing anything stating that the layoffs are due to "people tired of fake news."

I never said they did. I said they were probably getting less clicks, so less ad revenue, so less profit.

Androidpk

02-01-2019, 07:11 PM

I never said they did. I said they were probably getting less clicks, so less ad revenue, so less profit.

Tgo said it. And yes it's because of ad revenue. Shits getting harder and harder these days.

Gelston

02-01-2019, 07:11 PM

Tgo. And yes it's because of ad revenue. Shits getting harder and harder these days.

I'm not Tgo?

Androidpk

02-01-2019, 07:14 PM

I'm not Tgo?

Really?

sellstuff1

02-01-2019, 07:23 PM

“This job is from an economic — you know, I get a kick out of these people saying ‘Oh, a rich Arab stayed at his hotel,’ you know, I’ll bet you between opportunity cost and actual cost, you know but I lost massive amounts of money doing this job. This is not the money. This is, this is one of the great losers of all time. You know fortunately I don’t need money. This is one of the great losers of all time. But they’ll say that somebody from some country stayed at a hotel. And I’ll say ‘Yeah’ But I lose, I mean, the numbers are incredible.”

It makes me laugh that we have such an inarticulate person as president that literally no one can make sense of what he's trying to convey.

Alfster

02-01-2019, 07:26 PM

So you think it's just a coincidence that HuffPost, Buzzfeed, and now VICE have all laid off a significant amount of their workforce and it's not because their fake news click bait headlines of a business model isn't working?

Okay.

You mean the same VICE news that Robert Murdoch dumped 70 million into?

Alfster

02-01-2019, 07:28 PM

I never said they did. I said they were probably getting less clicks, so less ad revenue, so less profit.

Yeah. They target millennials, who happen to use adblockers. I wasn't sure if they primarily got their cash through agreements with HBO or if it's mainly driven by ads.

Gelston

02-01-2019, 07:29 PM

Yeah. They target millennials, who happen to use adblockers. I wasn't sure if they primarily got their cash through agreements with HBO or if it's mainly driven by ads.

What they don't realize is most people just rage off headlines and never read the article. Evidence- Every FB comment section ever.

Astray

02-01-2019, 07:30 PM

You mean the same VICE news that Robert Murdoch dumped 70 million into?

Rupert.

Tgo01

02-01-2019, 07:31 PM

You mean the same VICE news that Robert Murdoch dumped 70 million into?

So what exactly are you saying? Why do you think these companies are having to lay people off lately? Certainly it has to be people are clicking less. Why are people clicking less? Is it because they LOVE clickbait headlines that end up being dumb shit 50% of the time and fake news the other 50% of the time?

This isn't a car company like you laughably tried to use as an analogy. There are many factors for why a car company could be having trouble; increased cost of materials, increased cost of labor, labor shortages, strikes, difficulty breaking into a market, bad crash safety ratings, bad car design, etc etc.

A news company (and I use the term lightly in this case) that is entirely based on the internet and requires ad revenue means doesn't leave much up for debate as to why they are losing money. Newsprint largely went out of style because people were favoring online content, so why are people falling out of favor with these online content providers that are largely all about clickbait headlines? Just give me something to hang my hat on here.

Gelston

02-01-2019, 07:33 PM

So what exactly are you saying? Why do you think these companies are having to lay people off lately? Certainly it has to be people are clicking less. Why are people clicking less? Is it because they LOVE clickbait headlines that end up being dumb shit 50% of the time and fake news the other 50% of the time?

This isn't a car company like you laughably tried to use as an analogy. There are many factors for why a car company could be having trouble; increased cost of materials, increased cost of labor, labor shortages, strikes, difficulty breaking into a market, bad crash safety ratings, bad car design, etc etc.

A news company (and I use the term lightly in this case) that is entirely based on the internet and requires ad revenue means doesn't leave much up for debate as to why they are losing money. Newsprint largely went out of style because people were favoring online content, so why are people falling out of favor with these online content providers that are largely all about clickbait headlines? Just give me something to hang my hat on here.

I honestly think the market is overly saturated.

Androidpk

02-01-2019, 07:35 PM

Alfster

02-01-2019, 07:38 PM

They're an acquisition company. Those types of companies lay people off all the time. Add in sexual harassment lawsuits and a recent change in leadership and you have the perfect storm for restructuring. They over extended and are now reeling it back in.

Gelston

02-02-2019, 03:12 AM

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