Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[SHAFT]

You don't have a point. You're regurgitating information.

As an investor, I cringed at the press release from Mnuchin. Fucking awful.

Obviously the market felt the same today.

[Jeril]

Someone made a gofundme for ladders to get over the wall. Then someone made a gofundme for landmines to prevent the ladders from reaching the wall. What a fun time to be alive.

I guess shovels to get under the landmines and wall are next?

[Methais]

Get ready for some serious stagflation too.

At this point, if you don't realize that this Presidency is nothing but a giant dumpster fire then you're not paying attention.

That's terrific.

Tell us more about Aka men breastfeeding and $5m a month WoW servers though. That's much more entertaining. And our entertainment is why you're here, whether you realize it or not.

[Wrathbringer]

That's terrific.

Tell us more about Aka men breastfeeding and $5m a month WoW servers though. That's much more entertaining. And our entertainment is why you're here, whether you realize it or not.

This is, without question, correct.

[Gelston]

22,878.45 +1,086.25 (4.98%)

Thank you Obama.

[Tgo01]

22,878.45 +1,086.25 (4.98%)

Thank you Obama.

I expect Obama to make a speech any day now taking credit for the rise.

[Methais]

22,878.45 +1,086.25 (4.98%)

Thank you Obama.

And Clinton. But not Bush.

[Parkbandit]

As an investor, I cringed at the press release from Mnuchin.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Fml0fgAxVx1eM/giphy.gif

[Fortybox]

LOL - ya'll need a better understanding of business cycles. A 2019 recession was predicted a long time ago.

[Neveragain]

When you say corporate fascism runs the country and then cry about your stock market investments, you just might be this guy.

https://www.lifesitenews.com/images/made/images/remote/https_s3.amazonaws.com/lifesite/Marie_Claire_Bissonnette_attacker_810_500_75_s_c1. jpg

[sellstuff1]

So is the plight of the Chinese that suffered in the same conditions less important? Please, elaborate.

Kill yourself, retard.

[sellstuff1]

https://i.imgur.com/6tsW0Mi.png

[sellstuff1]

https://i.imgur.com/1PHOJmy.png

[sellstuff1]

https://i.imgur.com/pgcD2c2.png

[sellstuff1]

https://i.imgur.com/vvQM5vu.png

[sellstuff1]

https://i.imgur.com/ohXbp5d.jpg

[sellstuff1]

https://i.imgur.com/amb6wpC.png

[sellstuff1]

https://i.imgur.com/VwrsPZX.png

[drauz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/398973785426100234/528012216847433728/image0.jpg?width=304&height=301

[~Rocktar~]

So, did someone's primary account get banned or did sellstupidity suddenly remember their password?

[Ashlander]

So, did someone's primary account get banned or did sellstupidity suddenly remember their password?

Maybe they forgot the primary's password to remember the sellstupidity one.

[Methais]

So, did someone's primary account get banned or did sellstupidity suddenly remember their password?

I don't know, but someone needs to tell him that you can have up to 4 images in one post, because using forums seems to be really hard for him, despite how hard he tries.

[Methais]

F**k your president!' Vape shop worker is FIRED after going on furious expletive-filled rant and refusing to serve a customer because he was wearing MAGA hat and Trump T-shirt (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6538155/Vape-shop-worker-launches-furious-rant-against-Trump-supporter.html)

Look how triggered this ginger neckbeard sack of sludge is.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65b7YuGOYMw

This is how I picture sellstuff1 when he's posting. :lol:

[Astray]

Christ. People still vape?

[Methais]

Christ. People still vape?

Mostly just neckbeards.

[Gelston]

Lots of people vape. Usually fedora types.

[audioserf]

Guy filming definitely decided to troll and provoke after he knew the guy was freaking out about the Trump gear, but holy fuck, I've never seen a tantrum like that. That was a powerful meltdown. If you act like that at work you 100% deserve to be fired, regardless of your politics. Also lol at 'fuck your capitalism' like the guy working for a paycheck doesn't participate in it.

[Taernath]

The takeaway from this is vapers are uniformly subhuman.

[Astray]

Also lol at 'fuck your capitalism' like the guy working for a paycheck doesn't participate in it.

I had to pull over to laugh because I started getting light headed. I love that anti-capitalism stance some of those anti-Trump morons take. As if they aren't wearing good clothing, using above average phones, sleeping in houses with AC and no dirt floor. Running utilities and filters for their water.

Hilarious.

[Astray]

https://i.imgur.com/LDUAL5p.jpg

[Parkbandit]

F**k your president!' Vape shop worker is FIRED after going on furious expletive-filled rant and refusing to serve a customer because he was wearing MAGA hat and Trump T-shirt (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6538155/Vape-shop-worker-launches-furious-rant-against-Trump-supporter.html)

Look how triggered this ginger neckbeard sack of sludge is.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65b7YuGOYMw

This is how I picture sellstuff1 when he's posting. :lol:

Jesus Christ... what a fucking dramatic little bitch.

[Gelston]

F**k your president!' Vape shop worker is FIRED after going on furious expletive-filled rant and refusing to serve a customer because he was wearing MAGA hat and Trump T-shirt (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6538155/Vape-shop-worker-launches-furious-rant-against-Trump-supporter.html)

Look how triggered this ginger neckbeard sack of sludge is.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65b7YuGOYMw

This is how I picture sellstuff1 when he's posting. :lol:

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They fired the dude that fucking day, haha.

[Parkbandit]

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They fired the dude that fucking day, haha.

He'll probably get a job at Harvard University or CNN with that type of attitude.

[Methais]

Lots of people vape. Usually fedora types.

Most neckbeards wear fedoras.

[~Rocktar~]

Most neckbeards wear fedoras.

It's a shame, fedoras used to be worn by cool characters and tough guys. Indiana Jones, Cole Phelps, Clint Eastwood, Humphrey Bogart, Jimmy Stewart, The Blues Brothers and so on. And now these soy poisoned shitters have fucked up wearing an iconic symbol of cool. Damnit.

[Methais]

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[~Rocktar~]

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What the fuck is that?

[Astray]

What the fuck is that?

Hard to look at.

[~Rocktar~]

Hard to look at.

This is true.

[Methais]

What the fuck is that?

https://i.imgur.com/ld6pfaG.jpg

[Slider]

The hilarity is too much, the Left has completely lost their grasp on reality.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRPAZOLs7rE

[Parkbandit]

The hilarity is too much, the Left has completely lost their grasp on reality.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRPAZOLs7rE

IT'S FUCKING RUSSIA!

Russia is becoming the boogyman / scapegoat of the left.

[Astray]

Putin moved my coffee table 1/16th of an inch so I'd stub my toe! Fucking Russian hackers!

[Methais]

The hilarity is too much, the Left has completely lost their grasp on reality.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRPAZOLs7rE

https://i.imgflip.com/1gf1kf.jpg

[Methais]

In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hands (https://babylonbee.com/news/in-response-to-growing-number-of-fistfights-london-mayor-bans-hands?fbclid=IwAR0b4HT7LtaHlSXUDl9-fpz1OdC2u25sUDJOZ88oS-klwa2GLALmkx5HWSc)

https://babylonbee.com/img/articles/article-1742.jpg

https://media1.giphy.com/media/10M2ZnecwCMVGg/giphy.gif

Babylon Bee is satire, in case you're stupid enough to not realize this

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/Qsyv5Ko.png

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/8J1tLtW.png

[Methais]

https://youtu.be/VqGFB6wJWdU

[Methais]

CNN is all triggered over troops liking Trump and trying to get them in trouble over it :lol:


https://www.facebook.com/whitehousebrief/videos/1738395776266783/

[Gelston]

CNN is all triggered over troops liking Trump and trying to get them in trouble over it :lol:


https://www.facebook.com/whitehousebrief/videos/1738395776266783/

Yeah, they are retarded. I like how they said "I imagine those troops bosses will be upset about it too"... Well, I bet they were also there.

[Astray]

I like how they said "I imagine those troops bosses will be upset about it too"

I got a kick out of that too.

[drauz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/529913639356989450/unknown.png

[Methais]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398973785426100234/529913639356989450/unknown.png

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8a7b63662b21879a240cd42f846f0d13/tenor.gif?itemid=4828647

[Gelston]

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[Fortybox]

https://youtu.be/VqGFB6wJWdU

Another student of time4fun's logic classes.

[Methais]

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[Astray]

https://i.imgur.com/xUdyEjz.jpg

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/xUdyEjz.jpg

A: "Hey man fuck you!"

B: "No, fuck you!!!"

A: "Oh yeah? How many times you been arrested?"

B: "I ain't telling you that shit!"

A: "Oh yeah? Well..."
https://media1.tenor.com/images/44447ee08a526c60e0be80ac5a9c34d2/tenor.gif?itemid=9197132

A: "Now...how many times you been arrested!?!?!?!"

B: "Ok ok, I been arrested..."

https://i.imgur.com/d4iJFS9.gif

B: "...THIS MANY TIMES!!!!"

A: "FUCK YOU!"

B: "NO FUCK YOU!!!!"

https://i.imgur.com/WRFXYFi.gif

Sounds like a swell plan.

[Gelston]

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[Methais]

Dear God I am so tired of entitled straight white men over 35 being so angry all the time.

Sorry that the black guy has been in charge of you for 8 years. Sorry that a white woman is about to be in charge of you for 8 years.

(But not really)


Found this while I was looking for something else and it's no less funny than it was 2 years ago. :lol:

[Wrathbringer]

Found this while I was looking for something else and it's no less funny than it was 2 years ago. :lol:

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[Astray]

Found this while I was looking for something else and it's no less funny than it was 2 years ago. :lol:

The bonus comment comes after.

[Gelston]

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[Gelston]

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[Astray]

In b4 4chan did it.

[Fortybox]

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kek

[Tgo01]

So a Democrat in the house has already introduced a bill to do away with the Electoral College, citing that IT'S NOT FAIR!!! that Hillary lost in 2016.

No, this is not a joke, that was his actual reasoning.

Democrats lost the election by the rules that have been in place since our country's founding, but IT'S NOT FAIR!!! We should change the rules so Democrats win more often.

I say we go by how many counties each candidate wins. In that case Trump won 85% of the counties. Honestly I pulled up this fact as a joke but now that I'm looking at it it really does prove WHY we need the Electoral College. Hillary won 15% of the counties but "won" the popular vote? That is absolutely insane. Hillary also won something like 80% of the richest counties in the US. So you really want a few large, rich counties to decide who becomes the president of the US? Are you all insane? I'm talking to you specifically, Back.

[Wrathbringer]

So a Democrat in the house has already introduced a bill to do away with the Electoral College, citing that IT'S NOT FAIR!!! that Hillary lost in 2016.

No, this is not a joke, that was his actual reasoning.

Democrats lost the election by the rules that have been in place since our country's founding, but IT'S NOT FAIR!!! We should change the rules so Democrats win more often.

I say we go by how many counties each candidate wins. In that case Trump won 85% of the counties. Honestly I pulled up this fact as a joke but now that I'm looking at it it really does prove WHY we need the Electoral College. Hillary won 15% of the counties but "won" the popular vote? That is absolutely insane. Hillary also won something like 80% of the richest counties in the US. So you really want a few large, rich counties to decide who becomes the president of the US? Are you all insane? I'm talking to you specifically, Back.

These people are retards. Stupid retards at that.

[RichardCranium]

You also spelled parishes wrong.

[Back]

So a Democrat in the house has already introduced a bill to do away with the Electoral College, citing that IT'S NOT FAIR!!! that Hillary lost in 2016.

No, this is not a joke, that was his actual reasoning.

Democrats lost the election by the rules that have been in place since our country's founding, but IT'S NOT FAIR!!! We should change the rules so Democrats win more often.

I say we go by how many counties each candidate wins. In that case Trump won 85% of the counties. Honestly I pulled up this fact as a joke but now that I'm looking at it it really does prove WHY we need the Electoral College. Hillary won 15% of the counties but "won" the popular vote? That is absolutely insane. Hillary also won something like 80% of the richest counties in the US. So you really want a few large, rich counties to decide who becomes the president of the US? Are you all insane? I'm talking to you specifically, Back.

You bet your ass. One person, one vote.

The electoral college and Senate reps were set up during this nation's infancy. Those rules do not apply any more. There are 12 million more registered democrats than republicans in this democracy. The minority party has had the executive even after losing the total popular vote. The minority party, supposedly of less government, has also had both parts of Congress at the same time. If people are afraid of New York and California running things it's because their platform sucks, not because one person, one vote is flawed.

[Parkbandit]

You bet your ass. One person, one vote.

The electoral college and Senate reps were set up during this nation's infancy. Those rules do not apply any more. There are 12 million more registered democrats than republicans in this democracy. The minority party has had the executive even after losing the total popular vote. The minority party, supposedly of less government, has also had both parts of Congress at the same time. If people are afraid of New York and California running things it's because their platform sucks, not because one person, one vote is flawed.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/1fdea851fe9e8467bffe2f533a64b654/tumblr_ne2xgj19sh1rnhnqfo1_500.gif

I'm not sure where this fire was during your title fight, but you need to bring this special kind of energy back to this forum.

[Wrathbringer]

You bet your ass. One person, one vote.

The electoral college and Senate reps were set up during this nation's infancy. Those rules do not apply any more. There are 12 million more registered democrats than republicans in this democracy. The minority party has had the executive even after losing the total popular vote. The minority party, supposedly of less government, has also had both parts of Congress at the same time. If people are afraid of New York and California running things it's because their platform sucks, not because one person, one vote is flawed.

Do you just not care that you're wrong or are you just stupid? Honest question.

[Stumplicker]

You bet your ass. One person, one vote.

The electoral college and Senate reps were set up during this nation's infancy. Those rules do not apply any more. There are 12 million more registered democrats than republicans in this democracy. The minority party has had the executive even after losing the total popular vote. The minority party, supposedly of less government, has also had both parts of Congress at the same time. If people are afraid of New York and California running things it's because their platform sucks, not because one person, one vote is flawed.

The electoral college is outdated and unnecessary, but so are physical polling stations, and so is the way we vote. If it's being overhauled, and it may eventually, it needs to happen all at once. If it's safe to trust every person's income and taxes to the internet, it should be safe to securely vote. As safe and probably safer than our current system of "oh the vote is close, look! I found this box of votes for X person in my car's trunk. I just plum forgot to count these.". We also need to federally implement ranked choice voting in order to do away with "wasted" votes.

For example, in the 2016 election, when you consider that 2 million votes went to Jill Stein and 5 million votes went to Gary Johnson, if you take those candidates out of the race, say, going down the list to people's rank 2 choices, 2016's election was basically a dead heat. Stein's votes largely go to Hillary, Johnson's votes largely go to Trump. No ifs ands or buts.

So yeah, get rid of the electoral college. It's unnecessary, but implement ranked choice voting and secure online voting while you're at it. Take potentially corrupt people out of the mix at polling stations, and make getting to the vote more accessible for everyone. Plus, everybody's looking for more ways to keep libraries relevant. One of the big things people do at libraries is access the internet these days. I think something like 20% of the US doesn't have steady internet access. But their local library does.

[Methais]

The electoral college and Senate reps were set up during this nation's infancy. Those rules do not apply any more.

Please elaborate on how the electoral college doesn't apply anymore. Especially since you know, they still apply.


There are 12 million more registered democrats than republicans in this democracy. The minority party has had the executive even after losing the total popular vote. The minority party, supposedly of less government, has also had both parts of Congress at the same time. If people are afraid of New York and California running things it's because their platform sucks, not because one person, one vote is flawed.

Even real retards think you're retarded. The kind of retards that Doyle Hargraves can't eat around.

[Methais]

Before getting elected: “Diversity matters!”

After getting elected:
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[Stumplicker]

Please elaborate on how the electoral college doesn't apply anymore. Especially since you know, they still apply.

I don't know what you mean with him by not applying, but I'm gonna use it as a springboard to mention why I dislike the electoral college.

Candidates write off a bunch of states as sure wins or losses, and then focus in on swing states. That morphs the race into this big ball of bullshit where the candidates absolutely must champion causes important to those specific states, not the nation as a whole. If you're courting people, not swing states, you're championing causes important to a wider base. Don't get me wrong, you're still pandering, and that's not going to stop ever, but why is every presidential candidate talking to me specifically about what Florida wants to hear? Shouldn't you be talking about what the greater portion of the nation wants to hear? This lasts all the way through the first election and first term, because hey, you've got to please Florida again in four years. Can't do anything that might upset them, even if it's for the betterment of the nation on the whole. That's half of every presidency, sat fretting over and pandering to a small percentage of swing states.

[Methais]

I don't know what you mean with him by not applying

I'm not sure how it could be more clear, since Back specifically said the electoral college doesn't apply anymore.


The electoral college and Senate reps were set up during this nation's infancy. Those rules do not apply any more.


Candidates write off a bunch of states as sure wins or losses, and then focus in on swing states. That morphs the race into this big ball of bullshit where the candidates absolutely must champion causes important to those specific states, not the nation as a whole. If you're courting people, not swing states, you're championing causes important to a wider base. Don't get me wrong, you're still pandering, and that's not going to stop ever, but why is every presidential candidate talking to me specifically about what Florida wants to hear? Shouldn't you be talking about what the greater portion of the nation wants to hear? This lasts all the way through the first election and first term, because hey, you've got to please Florida again in four years. Can't do anything that might upset them, even if it's for the betterment of the nation on the whole. That's half of every presidency, sat fretting over and pandering to a small percentage of swing states.

As opposed to what, pandering to a handful of big cities instead?

[Back]

The electoral college is outdated and unnecessary, but so are physical polling stations, and so is the way we vote. If it's being overhauled, and it may eventually, it needs to happen all at once. If it's safe to trust every person's income and taxes to the internet, it should be safe to securely vote. As safe and probably safer than our current system of "oh the vote is close, look! I found this box of votes for X person in my car's trunk. I just plum forgot to count these.". We also need to federally implement ranked choice voting in order to do away with "wasted" votes.

For example, in the 2016 election, when you consider that 2 million votes went to Jill Stein and 5 million votes went to Gary Johnson, if you take those candidates out of the race, say, going down the list to people's rank 2 choices, 2016's election was basically a dead heat. Stein's votes largely go to Hillary, Johnson's votes largely go to Trump. No ifs ands or buts.

So yeah, get rid of the electoral college. It's unnecessary, but implement ranked choice voting and secure online voting while you're at it. Take potentially corrupt people out of the mix at polling stations, and make getting to the vote more accessible for everyone. Plus, everybody's looking for more ways to keep libraries relevant. One of the big things people do at libraries is access the internet these days. I think something like 20% of the US doesn't have steady internet access. But their local library does.

I can get on board with almost all of this. Internet voting, reducing corruption in polling places, making voting more accessible, throwing out the electoral college... the vote ranking stuff I'm skeptical. I'd have to see more.

When you think about it the electoral college has screwed us twice now by putting two nitwits in the executive who've royally fucked things up against the will of the people.

[Stumplicker]

I can get on board with almost all of this. Internet voting, reducing corruption in polling places, making voting more accessible, throwing out the electoral college... the vote ranking stuff I'm skeptical. I'd have to see more.

Australia's been using ranked choice voting for 100 years now. I think that's where the idea came from. It works really well. The only opposition to it is party-based. The parties have no incentive to implement a system that would allow independents and small parties into the mix in any meaningful way. If you're not familiar, the way it works is this.

Candidate 1: Hillary Clinton (Tastycrat)
Candidate 2: Donald Trump (Fingerlican)
Candidate 3: Gary Johnson (Libertarian)
Candidate 4: Jill Stein (Green Party)

You order your candidates in the order you prefer. Here's an example ballot. Note: You don't have to put all the candidates on it. Just the ones you would want.

The vote:

1. Gary Johnson
2. Donald Trump
3. Jill Stein

When the votes are tallied, they take all the Gary Johnson votes, tally them up. If Gary has no chance of winning, all the Gary Johnson voters get bumped down the list to their next choice, so in the above case, your vote goes to Donald Trump. If Donald Trump has no chance of winning, it moves down the list and now you've voted for Jill Stein. If Jill Stein has no chance of winning, you've abstained because you didn't put Hillary on the list.

That way you can safely vote for an independent, a small party, a whatever without thinking your vote will go to waste because if it doesn't pan out, your vote goes to your next choice. My state uses it now as of this last election. I'm hoping more states adopt it and it catches on nationally.

[Taernath]

re: internet voting: It sounds good in theory but we've got people in the highest levels of government that don't follow basic internet security precautions, so it's pretty much dead in the water. If you thought the hyperventilation over voting machines and physical ballots was bad, imagine how 'black box' a completely online voting system would be to the average person.

FPTP/winner-take-all voting is balls, though.

[Methais]

When you think about it the electoral college has saved us twice now by keeping two nitwits out of the executive who would have royally fucked things up against the will of the people.

This is correct.

[Stumplicker]

re: internet voting: It sounds good in theory but we've got people in the highest levels of government that don't follow basic internet security precautions, so it's pretty much dead in the water. If you thought the hyperventilation over voting machines and physical ballots was bad, imagine how 'black box' a completely online voting system would be to the average person.

FPTP/winner-take-all voting is balls, though.

I dunno. I'm sure there would be plenty of backlash and vitriol about it while people adjusted, but I'd bet (I'm not gonna bother to look it up) people had the same things to say about filing your taxes over the internet. Now 90% of people e-file, and those contain every piece of information you'd give voting, plus all your financial information. It's safe and secure, and people got used to it.

Don't forget that "the highest levels of government" is comprised of people who spent the first 30-40 years of their lives without computers. The generation that grew up in a household that has always had computers as part of their everyday life is turning 30. They pay their bills online. They file their taxes online. They bank online. They apply for jobs online. Hell, a lot of the applications I get come from people's damn phones. I know this because autocorrect frequently changes the word Penquis to Penis on applications I get. Voting takes an ID and a vague idea of who you'd like to vote for. We have much more stringent and critical systems online already. We're ready for online voting.

[Taernath]

I dunno. I'm sure there would be plenty of backlash and vitriol about it while people adjusted, but I'd bet (I'm not gonna bother to look it up) people had the same things to say about filing your taxes over the internet. Now 90% of people e-file, and those contain every piece of information you'd give voting, plus all your financial information. It's safe and secure, and people got used to it.

Don't forget that "the highest levels of government" is comprised of people who spent the first 30-40 years of their lives without computers. The generation that grew up in a household that has always had computers as part of their everyday life is turning 30. They pay their bills online. They file their taxes online. They bank online. They apply for jobs online. Hell, a lot of the applications I get come from people's damn phones. I know this because autocorrect frequently changes the word Penquis to Penis on applications I get. Voting takes an ID and a vague idea of who you'd like to vote for. We have much more stringent and critical systems online already. We're ready for online voting.

At a vaguely defined point in the future when our physical shells are discarded and our consciousnesses are all uploaded into the OverMind, it might be possible. Until then, I think there will always be a segment of the population that will remain ignorant of security, and that's what I'm trying to get at. It doesn't matter if 90% of people don't click on random email links when you've got Senator Steve who left his email password as 12345. Beyond that you've got to wonder at the kind of infrastructure/design needed to support potentially hundreds of millions of people trying to access the voting site all at once (or over the course of days/weeks).

I dunno. I just feel like I've seen enough hacked polls to know that I would really rather not see "Gushing Granny" win the election.

[Methais]

autocorrect frequently changes the word Penquis to Penis on applications I get.

I hope you at least use this to create awkward situations on interviews. +1 if you add a casting couch.


Senator Steve who left his email password as 12345.

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[Gelston]

I don't know what you mean with him by not applying, but I'm gonna use it as a springboard to mention why I dislike the electoral college.

Candidates write off a bunch of states as sure wins or losses, and then focus in on swing states. That morphs the race into this big ball of bullshit where the candidates absolutely must champion causes important to those specific states, not the nation as a whole. If you're courting people, not swing states, you're championing causes important to a wider base. Don't get me wrong, you're still pandering, and that's not going to stop ever, but why is every presidential candidate talking to me specifically about what Florida wants to hear? Shouldn't you be talking about what the greater portion of the nation wants to hear? This lasts all the way through the first election and first term, because hey, you've got to please Florida again in four years. Can't do anything that might upset them, even if it's for the betterment of the nation on the whole. That's half of every presidency, sat fretting over and pandering to a small percentage of swing states.

With out the Electoral college, they would ignore a lot more states. ALL Campaigning would happen in California, Texas, and New York.

[Stumplicker]

At a vaguely defined point in the future when our physical shells are discarded and our consciousnesses are all uploaded into the OverMind, it might be possible. Until then, I think there will always be a segment of the population that will remain ignorant of security, and that's what I'm trying to get at. It doesn't matter if 90% of people don't click on random email links when you've got Senator Steve who left his email password as 12345. Beyond that you've got to wonder at the kind of infrastructure/design needed to support potentially hundreds of millions of people trying to access the voting site all at once (or over the course of days/weeks).

I dunno. I just feel like I've seen enough hacked polls to know that I would really rather not see "Gushing Granny" win the election.

I mean, if you think about it, if that was going to happen, it already could be happening. 90% of people are e-filing taxes already, so more than enough info can be stolen in order for someone to file an absentee ballot for you long before you get to the polls to place your vote. Heck, in some states it'd be enough for a cashier at 7-11 to snap a picture of your license when he cards you then mail in a ballot. A high voter turnout is what, 50%? That means right off the bat there's a 50/50 chance you'd never even know someone cast a vote in your name.

I say for the transition period, leave polling stations open, let people who want to vote that way vote that way. Like taxes, it'll start with a minority and very quickly move to a majority voting online once people become comfortable with it. If such a widespread fraud network existed to get Gushing Granny into the presidency, there are more than enough loopholes in the current system for it to happen. I'd argue that trusting partisan individuals with boxes of ballots is more damaging and open to fraud than any potential abuse of a secure online system.

[Gelston]

Besides, to get rid of the Electoral College it would take an Amendment, not a Bill. The Electoral College is in the Constitution. I'm not seeing any state other than California and New York agreeing to that Amendment.

[Astray]

Internet voting is an awful idea.

[Gelston]

Internet voting is an awful idea.

I agree. I think people can get off their fat lazy asses once a year for something this important.

[Astray]

I agree. I think people can get off their fat lazy asses once a year for something this important.

Anyone even remotely familiar with the internet knows that polls online are subject to some of the worst tampering.

[Methais]

I mean, if you think about it, if that was going to happen, it already could be happening. 90% of people are e-filing taxes already, so more than enough info can be stolen in order for someone to file an absentee ballot for you long before you get to the polls to place your vote. Heck, in some states it'd be enough for a cashier at 7-11 to snap a picture of your license when he cards you then mail in a ballot. A high voter turnout is what, 50%? That means right off the bat there's a 50/50 chance you'd never even know someone cast a vote in your name.

I say for the transition period, leave polling stations open, let people who want to vote that way vote that way. Like taxes, it'll start with a minority and very quickly move to a majority voting online once people become comfortable with it. If such a widespread fraud network existed to get Gushing Granny into the presidency, there are more than enough loopholes in the current system for it to happen. I'd argue that trusting partisan individuals with boxes of ballots is more damaging and open to fraud than any potential abuse of a secure online system.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXmShIyjJvg

[Gelston]

Anyone even remotely familiar with the internet knows that polls online are subject to some of the worst tampering.

I have to think about people getting their ID and Vote stolen too. Imagine the first year of online voting and the US has 100% participation! Yeah, no.

[Astray]

I have to think about people getting their ID and Vote stolen too. Imagine the first year of online voting and the US has 100% participation! Yeah, no.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiTqIyx6tBU

[Gelston]

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[Taernath]

I mean, if you think about it, if that was going to happen, it already could be happening. 90% of people are e-filing taxes already, so more than enough info can be stolen in order for someone to file an absentee ballot for you long before you get to the polls to place your vote. Heck, in some states it'd be enough for a cashier at 7-11 to snap a picture of your license when he cards you then mail in a ballot. A high voter turnout is what, 50%? That means right off the bat there's a 50/50 chance you'd never even know someone cast a vote in your name.

It absolutely already is happening, it's just that what's going on isn't on a large enough scale that it directly destabilizes our democracy. A cashier stealing someone's info is just one person, and it's more likely than not being done for financial gain not election tampering. Equifax exposed ~150 million users' personal data last year. Imagine if instead of personal data it was voting records, or even the ability to vote. That election cycle would be an absolute shitstorm.

[Gelston]

It absolutely already is happening, it's just that what's going on isn't on a large enough scale that it directly destabilizes our democracy. A cashier stealing someone's info is just one person, and it's more likely than not being done for financial gain not election tampering. Equifax exposed ~150 million users' personal data last year. Imagine if instead of personal data it was voting records, or even the ability to vote. That election cycle would be an absolute shitstorm.

If you had an organized entity, say a foreign Government, completely focused on fucking shit up, they definitely would during an online election.

[Androidpk]

It absolutely already is happening, it's just that what's going on isn't on a large enough scale that it directly destabilizes our democracy. A cashier stealing someone's info is just one person, and it's more likely than not being done for financial gain not election tampering. Equifax exposed ~150 million users' personal data last year. Imagine if instead of personal data it was voting records, or even the ability to vote. That election cycle would be an absolute shitstorm.

https://danielmiessler.com/blog/china-seems-to-be-building-a-massive-espionage-database-on-america/

[Taernath]

If you had an organized entity, say a foreign Government, completely focused on fucking shit up, they definitely would during an online election.

Yeah every online election we hold would be a signal flare to foreign governments, cybercriminals (god I hate typing that word), and disaffected teens to come out of the woodwork and do everything they could to fuck shit up. The only saving grace of our current system is that it's mostly decentralized so one person can only do so much. It's the same way with certain parts of our military.

[Stumplicker]

It absolutely already is happening, it's just that what's going on isn't on a large enough scale that it directly destabilizes our democracy. A cashier stealing someone's info is just one person, and it's more likely than not being done for financial gain not election tampering. Equifax exposed ~150 million users' personal data last year. Imagine if instead of personal data it was voting records, or even the ability to vote. That election cycle would be an absolute shitstorm.

That's a good argument against it. Companies do lose information to leaks all the time, and that's problematic. Making people's votes public would be devastating. But you'd think something like that also would've happened with the IRS database with all the e-filing or a big bank with everyone's financial records, liquidity, investments, etc, by now too, so maybe it's just a matter of the right security. That's information that nefarious parties absolutely would have an interest in, so why hasn't it happened?

I don't buy the widespread attack and fraud theory, from either foreign or domestic sources. That stuff could be put together in the current system if such an entity were so inclined. Preventing that isn't much harder than the two step authentication most sites are starting to require now. Cast your vote, great. Don't have your specific cell phone on you to confirm that the vote was cast by you? No dice. Go find a physical polling station.

At any rate, I think it's coming eventually, one way or the other. It might take all the pre-computer people dying off before it starts being looked at as a reality, but we already have our country's entire economy virtual at this point. If the banks aren't getting hacked and the stock market isn't crashing by the efforts of nefarious Ruskies or terrorists bent on America's destruction, I doubt anyone has the ability to do it. Edit to add: And don't even get me started on the disaffected teens you just mentioned. Why aren't they hacking the banks to put money in their accounts so they can buy more ..whatever...skinny jeans and goth eyeliner? The answer is because the security is too tight and the penalties are too strict. I would imagine trying to rig an election comes with...well even greater consequences than financial crimes. Treason or what have you.

[RichardCranium]

You bet your ass. One person, one vote.

The electoral college and Senate reps were set up during this nation's infancy. Those rules do not apply any more. There are 12 million more registered democrats than republicans in this democracy. The minority party has had the executive even after losing the total popular vote. The minority party, supposedly of less government, has also had both parts of Congress at the same time. If people are afraid of New York and California running things it's because their platform sucks, not because one person, one vote is flawed.

I'm torn between believing it likely hurts to be this stupid versus ignorance being bliss.

[Taernath]

That's a good argument against it. Companies do lose information to leaks all the time, and that's problematic. Making people's votes public would be devastating. But you'd think something like that also would've happened with the IRS database with all the e-filing or a big bank with everyone's financial records, liquidity, investments, etc, by now too, so maybe it's just a matter of the right security. That's information that nefarious parties absolutely would have an interest in, so why hasn't it happened?.

Because things like Equifax are mostly financial crime. It's easier for a criminal to just sit on the info and make fraudulent credit card applications rather than put together some kind of blackmail folder.


I don't buy the widespread attack and fraud theory, from either foreign or domestic sources. That stuff could be put together in the current system if such an entity were so inclined. Preventing that isn't much harder than the two step authentication most sites are starting to require now. Cast your vote, great. Don't have your specific cell phone on you to confirm that the vote was cast by you? No dice. Go find a physical polling station.

I disagree that it could be done now. In my state (AZ) you can vote in person or mail-in. So either our Russian friends need to pull an Invasion of the Body Snatchers and replace the surly Boomers at hundreds of polling stations, or they commit widespread mail fraud, both of which I imagine are virtually impossible to do without being noticed.


Edit to add: And don't even get me started on the disaffected teens you just mentioned. Why aren't they hacking the banks to put money in their accounts so they can buy more ..whatever...skinny jeans and goth eyeliner? The answer is because the security is too tight and the penalties are too strict. I would imagine trying to rig an election comes with...well even greater consequences than financial crimes. Treason or what have you.

You don't need to hack into a website to shut something down. I mentioned them mostly because of the DDoS attacks they do. Doing it to the federal government would probably be more difficult than Sony, but our online voting website is all hypothetical at this point so we don't know its capabilities.

[Wrathbringer]

I'm torn between believing it likely hurts to be this stupid versus ignorance being bliss.

This is correct.

[Stumplicker]

Ah well. It's probably not something feasible for right now anyway. Not til the computer savvy start getting into those high up governmental positions at any rate will it even be a discussion.

[Androidpk]

Trump is floating the idea of using the military version of eminent domain to seize private land along the border for the wall. I bet the Federalist Society is going to looove this idea.

[Gelston]

Trump is floating the idea of using the military version of eminent domain to seize private land along the border for the wall. I bet the Federalist Society is going to looove this idea.

The Government already owns the land along the border since the 1907 Roosevelt Reservation.

[drauz]

Australia's been using ranked choice voting for 100 years now. I think that's where the idea came from. It works really well. The only opposition to it is party-based. The parties have no incentive to implement a system that would allow independents and small parties into the mix in any meaningful way. If you're not familiar, the way it works is this.

Candidate 1: Hillary Clinton (Tastycrat)
Candidate 2: Donald Trump (Fingerlican)
Candidate 3: Gary Johnson (Libertarian)
Candidate 4: Jill Stein (Green Party)

You order your candidates in the order you prefer. Here's an example ballot. Note: You don't have to put all the candidates on it. Just the ones you would want.

The vote:

1. Gary Johnson
2. Donald Trump
3. Jill Stein

When the votes are tallied, they take all the Gary Johnson votes, tally them up. If Gary has no chance of winning, all the Gary Johnson voters get bumped down the list to their next choice, so in the above case, your vote goes to Donald Trump. If Donald Trump has no chance of winning, it moves down the list and now you've voted for Jill Stein. If Jill Stein has no chance of winning, you've abstained because you didn't put Hillary on the list.

That way you can safely vote for an independent, a small party, a whatever without thinking your vote will go to waste because if it doesn't pan out, your vote goes to your next choice. My state uses it now as of this last election. I'm hoping more states adopt it and it catches on nationally.

And no candidate would care about small population states. There would be 4 stops, CA, NY, FL, and TX.

[Stumplicker]

And no candidate would care about small population states. There would be 4 stops, CA, NY, FL, and TX.

....what? Why's that?

[drauz]

....what? Why's that?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_and_territories_of_the_United_State s_by_population#State_rankings

They would of course visit some surrounding states, but those 4 states would give you almost 33% of the vote.

[Parkbandit]

Trump is floating the idea of using the military version of eminent domain to seize private land along the border for the wall. I bet the Federalist Society is going to looove this idea.

Wait.. does 2016 Androidpk like the idea?

What about 2019 Androidpk?

If Obama was President now and wanted to do this, would 2019 Androidpk be for or against it?

[Gelston]

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[Stumplicker]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_and_territories_of_the_United_State s_by_population#State_rankings

They would of course visit some surrounding states, but those 4 states would give you almost 33% of the vote.

Oh, are you talking about the dissolving the electoral college thing? The post you quoted was about ranked choice voting. That's why I'm confused. Anyway if that's what you're talking about, yeah, about 100 million people in those four states, one of which is heavily catered to now because it's deeply divided, but if you're only hoping to get a voter turnout from 100 million out of 330 million people, that's...not enough people to get you to win. You'll have to court ideas and issues adopted you know...widely...instead of in just a few specific states. That's the system we're in now, where you write off tons of states as won or lost already so you don't even bother.

[Tgo01]

You bet your ass. One person, one vote.

The electoral college and Senate reps were set up during this nation's infancy. Those rules do not apply any more. There are 12 million more registered democrats than republicans in this democracy. The minority party has had the executive even after losing the total popular vote. The minority party, supposedly of less government, has also had both parts of Congress at the same time. If people are afraid of New York and California running things it's because their platform sucks, not because one person, one vote is flawed.

"One person, one vote" IS flawed. I just demonstrated why in the post you quoted. You're okay with fewer than 15% of the counties, almost all of which happen to be the richest counties, deciding who becomes president? You do know this is the main reason why France is on fire at the moment right? Because the French elite elected a globalist who only cared about the rich and wanted to ignore and tax the shit out of the more rural areas of France. This is why each state gets so many House members and Senators, to ensure each part of the country is represented and the large and powerful cities don't run the entire country. Look, Back, my man. You can be dumb all you want, that's the beauty of living in the US. But at least try to put forth an argument into your own words and stop repeating buzz words you hear on MSNBC such as "one person, one vote."


FPTP/winner-take-all voting is balls, though.

Our Electoral College isn't really winner-take-all though, that's just the system most states decided to go with.

[Wrathbringer]

"One person, one vote" IS flawed. I just demonstrated why in the post you quoted. You're okay with fewer than 15% of the counties, almost all of which happen to be the richest counties, deciding who becomes president? You do know this is the main reason why France is on fire at the moment right? Because the French elite elected a globalist who only cared about the rich and wanted to ignore and tax the shit out of the more rural areas of France. This is why each state gets so many House members and Senators, to ensure each part of the country is represented and the large and powerful cities don't run the entire country. Look, Back, my man. You can be dumb all you want, that's the beauty of living in the US. But at least try to put forth an argument into your own words and stop repeating buzz words you hear on MSNBC such as "one person, one vote."



Our Electoral College isn't really winner-take-all though, that's just the system most states decided to go with.

I just wish back was able to understand things like this, but alas, he's a retard. Good on you for trying to help a retard, though.

[Taernath]

Our Electoral College isn't really winner-take-all though, that's just the system most states decided to go with.

Dunno how you figure that. IIRC there are only two states that split the electoral vote, and whoever makes 270 wins. I may as well have not voted in my state for all the good it did me.

[Tgo01]

Dunno how you figure that. IIRC there are only two states that split the electoral vote, and whoever makes 270 wins. I may as well have not voted in my state for all the good it did me.

What I mean is each state can decide how they divvy up their electoral votes. There is nothing stopping California from awarding their votes based on the popular vote in California, like for example if the Democrat wins 60% of the popular vote they get 60% of the electoral votes.

[Taernath]

What I mean is each state can decide how they divvy up their electoral votes. There is nothing stopping California from awarding their votes based on the popular vote in California, like for example if the Democrat wins 60% of the popular vote they get 60% of the electoral votes.

Ultimately it would be better for representation if they did. Republicans would pick up about 1/3 of CA's electoral votes, Democrats would pick up about 2/5 of TX. Of course, if you go that far you might as well just get rid of the electoral system entirely...

[Tgo01]

Of course, if you go that far you might as well just get rid of the electoral system entirely...

Not necessarily. A state like Wyoming with its small population represents only about .17% of the entire US' population, whereas their electoral votes make up almost .6% of all electoral votes because there is a minimum number of electoral votes each state can have. It's not much but smaller states have slightly more sway in the electoral college system compared to a straight up popular vote.

Plus I like the idea that each state can decide how to divvy up their electoral votes, all the federal government decides is how much each state gets by trying to be as fair as possible.

[Taernath]

Not necessarily. A state like Wyoming with its small population represents only about .17% of the entire US' population, whereas their electoral votes make up almost .6% of all electoral votes because there is a minimum number of electoral votes each state can have. It's not much but smaller states have slightly more sway in the electoral college system compared to a straight up popular vote.

That's what I'm getting at. Smaller states deserve fair representation, but that's what their congressmen are for, and they are all done via popular vote.

[Gelston]

That's what I'm getting at. Smaller states deserve fair representation, but that's what their congressmen are for, and they are all done via popular vote.

The Electoral college is a mixture though. Bigger states still get the bigger say.

[Methais]

I just wish back was able to understand things like this, but alas, he's a retard. Good on you for trying to help a retard, though.

If Trump won the popular vote and Hillary won the electoral vote Back would be praising the electoral college and how it’s working as intended and how the founders were such geniuses for coming up with it.

Same with time4idontrememberthatconversation and her dildo bitchboypk and the rest of the tards. And Hillary herself.

[~Rocktar~]

If Trump won the popular vote and Hillary won the electoral vote Back would be praising the electoral college and how it’s working as intended and how the founders were such geniuses for coming up with it.

Same with time4idontrememberthatconversation and her dildo bitchboypk and the rest of the tards. And Hillary herself.

This is correct.

[Wrathbringer]

This is correct.

This is correct.

[Parkbandit]

If Trump won the popular vote and Hillary won the electoral vote Back would be praising the electoral college and how it’s working as intended and how the founders were such geniuses for coming up with it.

Same with time4idontrememberthatconversation and her dildo bitchboypk and the rest of the tards. And Hillary herself.

Absolutely. They are just still SO UPSET they lost the election.. even though they new the rules prior.

[Methais]

This is correct.

This is correct.

This is correct.

[Taernath]

This is correct.

This is incorrect

[Parkbandit]

This is incorrect

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[Methais]

This is incorrect

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[Tgo01]

If Trump won the popular vote and Hillary won the electoral vote Back would be praising the electoral college and how it’s working as intended and how the founders were such geniuses for coming up with it.

Same with time4idontrememberthatconversation and her dildo bitchboypk and the rest of the tards. And Hillary herself.

Before the election I seem to recall time4fun saying the electoral college was designed to save us from someone like Trump, then after he won she said the electoral college was white supremacy or some shit. Having no shame like her and the rest of the far left means you can always be “right.”

Fixed my phone's darn autocorrect.

[Fortybox]

Before the election I seem to recall time4fun saying the electoral college was designed to save us from someone like Trump, then after he win she said the electoral college was white supremacy or some shit. After no shame like her and the rest of the far left you can always be “right.”

We really do need a thread to document her BS.

[Tgo01]

Came across this thread that was started by Androidpk on 7-21-16 and last edited by him on 8-8-18 to read:


game over man

I wonder if time4fun was going through his old posts and didn't like this one so ordered him to delete it? I'm actually willing to bet Androidpk is such a dumbass he figured if he deleted the first post of a thread he started it would delete the whole thread, when that didn't work he just edited the first post.

[Methais]

Came across this thread that was started by Androidpk on 7-21-16 and last edited by him on 8-8-18 to read:



I wonder if time4fun was going through his old posts and didn't like this one so ordered him to delete it? I'm actually willing to bet Androidpk is such a dumbass he figured if he deleted the first post of a thread he started it would delete the whole thread, when that didn't work he just edited the first post.

This post seems to have quoted it. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?103189-Democratic-convention-2016&p=1869015#post1869015)

https://i.imgur.com/GBMq13P.png

Poor pk, he just can’t stop failing at literally everything. :lol:

[Tgo01]

Poor pk, he just can’t stop failing at literally everything. :lol:

Apparently not, another post from him a few pages down in that thread:


I'll take Trump and his Russian connections any day over Hillary and her Saudi/Wahhabism connections.

Apparently Androidpk missed this when he was busy scrubbing posts.

2016 model of Androidpk: "I"ll take Trump and his Russian connections any day over Hillary."
2019 model of Androidpk: "RUSSIAN COLLUSION! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!!!!!"

If this doesn't just prove what a two faced piece of shit he is then I don't know what will.

I really want to find THE POST. The post where everything changed for Androidpk. Like the post before THE POST is Androidpk calling Hillary and far leftists like time4fun the worst people in the world, then every post after THE POST is him bashing Trump and Republicans nonstop and sleeping on time4fun's couch.

I really wonder what THE POST is. What could it contain? What are the implications? Was Androidpk being blackmailed to selling his soul to time4fun? Or did he do it willingly? The world may never know.

[Methais]

Apparently not, another post from him a few pages down in that thread:



Apparently Androidpk missed this when he was busy scrubbing posts.

2016 model of Androidpk: "I"ll take Trump and his Russian connections any day over Hillary."
2019 model of Androidpk: "RUSSIAN COLLUSION! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!!!!!"

If this doesn't just prove what a two faced piece of shit he is then I don't know what will.

I really want to find THE POST. The post where everything changed for Androidpk. Like the post before THE POST is Androidpk calling Hillary and far leftists like time4fun the worst people in the world, then every post after THE POST is him bashing Trump and Republicans nonstop and sleeping on time4fun's couch.

I really wonder what THE POST is. What could it contain? What are the implications? Was Androidpk being blackmailed to selling his soul to time4fun? Or did he do it willingly? The world may never know.

It started with a PM that went something like “Can I crash on your couch?”

It also wasn’t this post:


I'm not saying Russia doesn't concern me, they do. I'm just far more concerned about another Clinton presidency, especially after the revelations of Servergate/Clinton Foundation/DNC corruption than Russia meddling by exposing the people behind the curtains. If that means having Trump as POTUS for 4 or 8 years then so be it.

[Methais]

Here’s another gem :lol:



Anyone calling Hillary a criminal... have you even stopped to think about Trump's past?

For a second?

Seems pretty fucking peachy compared to Hillary.




Hillary is the obvious choice for who is the most qualified. Trump isn't qualified. I wouldn't vote him president of a high school senior class.

Hillary bothers me for obvious reasons; Benghazi, emails, obama-care, her voice....

Probably vote Gary Johnson and say fuck it.

Come closer so I can kick you in the teeth.

[Tgo01]

I really want to find THE POST. The post where everything changed for Androidpk. Like the post before THE POST is Androidpk calling Hillary and far leftists like time4fun the worst people in the world, then every post after THE POST is him bashing Trump and Republicans nonstop and sleeping on time4fun's couch.

I really wonder what THE POST is. What could it contain? What are the implications? Was Androidpk being blackmailed to selling his soul to time4fun? Or did he do it willingly? The world may never know.

Holy shit! I found it! I really found it!

Look at these posts leading up to THE POST.

This one on 7-20-2017:


Jesus how many Trump threads do you need? Your obsession is growing out of control.

This was a direct response to time4fun who created the thread Androidpk was referring to.

His next post on 8-5-2017:


It's been pointed out to him/her numerous times that Dems take foreign money but she doesn't care. It only matters when Trump does it.

Again a direct reply to time4fun with Androidpk pointing out she doesn't care about Democrats accepting foreign money, only when Trump does it.

His next post on 8-9-2017:


I was surprised too.

This one doesn't prove much either way, it's just Androidpk being surprised he agreed with a post from Ashliana. But it shows he hadn't quite joined the far left of the board yet, at least not openly.

Now here is his next post after THE POST on 8-11-2017:


https://pics.onsizzle.com/i-cant-defend-trump-on-this-topic-soillbringup-hillary-clinton-15181769.png

the only reason why I bring up Hillary these days is to point out the extreme hypocrisy of some of the people who post here

And his next two posts on 8-13-2017:


Bannon should have been fired on day 1.


Yes but Bannon is the biggest (asides from Trump) shit stain in the WH

And his next post on 8-16-2017:


For someone that claims to be an amazing businessman this must be rather humiliating for him. Insiders are saying Trump has been in a rage all day :lol2:

As far as I can tell his transformation is complete before this point because he is fully in Trump Derangement Syndrome mode 24/7 from this point on.

So what was THE POST? As far as I can tell it was the following two posts in the same thread, both taking place on 8-10-2017:


You're insinuating that Trump has an IQ above 2.


Did the Berlin Wall stop people from crossing? Nope, and that shit was guarded by machine gun nests, mines, dogs, etc. A wall wouldn't do shit to stop illegal immigration.

Which took place in the "FBI conducted predawn raid of former Trump campaign chairman Manafort’s home" thread. The second post is him arguing with me about the wall.

This is legit THE POST. The post where Androidpk officially sold his soul to time4fun for a couch to sleep on.

Can anyone think of anything of note that happened on 8-10-2017 that would cause Androidpk to fall off the deep end like this? Or did Trump's talk about the wall and Manafort's office being raided just fry his brain for some reason?

[Gelston]

Holy shit! I found it! I really found it!

Look at these posts leading up to THE POST.

This one on 7-20-2017:



This was a direct response to time4fun who created the thread Androidpk was referring to.

His next post on 8-5-2017:



Again a direct reply to time4fun with Androidpk pointing out she doesn't care about Democrats accepting foreign money, only when Trump does it.

His next post on 8-9-2017:



This one doesn't prove much either way, it's just Androidpk being surprised he agreed with a post from Ashliana. But it shows he hadn't quite joined the far left of the board yet, at least not openly.

Now here is his next post after THE POST on 8-11-2017:



And his next two posts on 8-13-2017:





And his next post on 8-16-2017:



As far as I can tell his transformation is complete before this point because he is fully in Trump Derangement Syndrome mode 24/7 from this point on.

So what was THE POST? As far as I can tell it was the following two posts in the same thread, both taking place on 8-10-2017:





Which took place in the "FBI conducted predawn raid of former Trump campaign chairman Manafort’s home" thread. The second post is him arguing with me about the wall.

This is legit THE POST. The post where Androidpk officially sold his soul to time4fun for a couch to sleep on.

Can anyone think of anything of note that happened on 8-10-2017 that would cause Androidpk to fall off the deep end like this? Or did Trump's talk about the wall and Manafort's office being raided just fry his brain for some reason?

It is because Trump appointed Sessions and Sessions wasn't pot friendly. Pk is a single issue voter.

[Tgo01]

It is because Trump appointed Sessions and Sessions wasn't pot friendly. Pk is a single issue voter.

But Sessions was attorney general in February of 2017. Did he make an official announcement around 8-10-2017 coming out against marijuana? Would be hilarious if this were the case.

[Gelston]

But Sessions was attorney general in February of 2017. Did he make an official announcement around 8-10-2017 coming out against marijuana? Would be hilarious if this were the case.

Sessions started moving against marijuana in May though, with a letter that didn't release until June.

[Wrathbringer]

I think hemorrhoidpk has posted enough retardation to become the #1 Contender. He deserves a title shot.

[Astray]

It is because Trump appointed Sessions and Sessions wasn't pot friendly.

Lmao

[Fortybox]

I think hemorrhoidpk has posted enough retardation to become the #1 Contender. He deserves a title shot.

He could fill in for time4fun when she disappears from the boards for days at a time to get a new PhD or job.

[Parkbandit]

It is because Trump appointed Sessions and Sessions wasn't pot friendly. Pk is a single issue voter.

Not sure if that was THE trigger, but it's been illustrated time and time again that the ONLY issue Androidpk is for is the legalization of marijuana.

He went from far right Rand Paul (who's for state rights.. including the right to make marijuana legal) to far left Bernie Sanders (who is for the legalization of recreational marijuana) in the blink of an eye.. and that's probably the ONLY platform they have in common.

He doesn't like to admit it, but he literally is a 1 platform voter.

[Parkbandit]

I think hemorrhoidpk has posted enough retardation to become the #1 Contender. He deserves a title shot.

You realize this would put him in a very precarious position, right? Even though he's monumentally stupid, he doesn't want to bite the hand that feeds him. I've been protecting him so he doesn't have to go back on the street.

[Taernath]

It is because Trump appointed Sessions and Sessions wasn't pot friendly. Pk is a single issue voter.

Right here:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?118460-Shutdown-Averted!&p=2072469#post2072469

[Astray]

To be fair, Sessions is a complete fucking moron when it comes to Marijuana. What with having blamed the rising opioid abuse on Marijuana and 'other' drugs. Completely ignoring that doctors hand that shit out like literal candy.

[Gelston]

Right here:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?118460-Shutdown-Averted!&p=2072469#post2072469

Yeah. I still think he likes to be the underdog too. If Hillary hadn't won, but was 100% against pot, he'd still have switched to the left.


To be fair, Sessions is a complete fucking moron when it comes to Marijuana. What with having blamed the rising opioid abuse on Marijuana and 'other' drugs. Completely ignoring that doctors hand that shit out like literal candy.

No, all potheads should be executed by Judge Dredd.

[Astray]

No, all potheads should be executed by Judge Dredd.

https://i.imgur.com/z9b4dTl.gif

[Taernath]

Yeah. I still think he likes to be the underdog too. If Hillary hadn't won, but was 100% against pot, he'd still have switched to the left.

Probably part of it. He gets behind candidates who are popular on the internet. Remember Ron Paul 2012? He was internet famous for a while, but it turned out to be 80% bots.

[Gelston]

Probably part of it. He gets behind candidates who are popular on the internet. Remember Ron Paul 2012? He was internet famous for a while, but it turned out to be 80% bots.

Ron Paul was the most annoying candidate in the world until Bernie Sanders came into relevance.

[Fortybox]

Here’s another gem :lol:

That’s a death threat to Shaft!

[Methais]

Now that Sessions is gone and Trump is talking about lifting the federal ban on pot, pk is probably pro-Trump again.

But he has to keep it in the closet for now, or else he’ll risk losing time4fun’s couch.

That might explain so much of his random babble lately that makes even less sense than his usual babble.

[Gelston]

Now that Sessions is gone and Trump is talking about lifting the federal ban on pot, pk is probably pro-Trump again.

But he has to keep it in the closet for now, or else he’ll risk losing time4fun’s couch.

That might explain so much of his random babble lately that makes even less sense than his usual babble.

He'll slowly transfer.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/7lmMKdp.jpg

[Astray]

https://i.imgur.com/HFNBe0M.jpg

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/HFNBe0M.jpg

That's pretty much how I envision most bodies of water too.

And this:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c5/c0/e0/c5c0e0621d6664fbd1ea19ed4fc7afb0.jpg

[Astray]

Your skin is extra security for your muscles. In case the skeleton inside tries to break free.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49769556_2305940039623898_5310139986719277056_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=3bca310e0bb3d30894784c4696f7235f&oe=5CB9FBB8

[Tgo01]

Jim Acosta released a video of him walking along part of the border wall we already have (because I'm sure some out there don't realize we already have a wall on some parts of the border) and it was steel slats that you can see through, the kind Trump wants to build. And Acosta, thinking he was proving a point, said something like "As you can see there is no crisis here, there are no migrants trying to rush the border."

Yeah, Jim, because there's a fucking wall there. Thanks for proving walls work.

[Wrathbringer]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49769556_2305940039623898_5310139986719277056_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=3bca310e0bb3d30894784c4696f7235f&oe=5CB9FBB8

:lol:

[Wrathbringer]

Jim Acosta released a video of him walking along part of the border wall we already have (because I'm sure some out there don't realize we already have a wall on some parts of the border) and it was steel slats that you can see through, the kind Trump wants to build. And Acosta, thinking he was proving a point, said something like "As you can see there is no crisis here, there are no migrants trying to rush the border."

Yeah, Jim, because there's a fucking wall there. Thanks for proving walls work.

Yeah this guy is a genius.

[Astray]

Jim Acosta released a video of him walking along part of the border wall we already have (because I'm sure some out there don't realize we already have a wall on some parts of the border) and it was steel slats that you can see through, the kind Trump wants to build. And Acosta, thinking he was proving a point, said something like "As you can see there is no crisis here, there are no migrants trying to rush the border."

I think he was making the comment of no security crisis. Which is just something said in ignorance, unless he has actually come out of a coma SECONDS before they brought him to the border wall.

A wall that is doing what a wall does.

[Tgo01]

Chris Cuomo of CNN has apparently had enough of the left's narrative regarding the wall. The following video has captured a few of those moments:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgQvTnuVz5U

In the first segment, starting around the 29 second mark, Chris is like hey we already have a barrier along parts of the border and the president is saying we need more of that exact same kind of barrier. The funny part is when he's saying "There is already a barrier down there" the two on the left (mostly the woman) are nodding their heads in agreement thinking Chris is gonna say something like "There is already barrier there! We don't need a wall!" but as soon as he says "There is already a barrier system along the border, they need more" and suddenly the head nodding stops.

In the second segment Don Lemon and Chris are talking about Trump's at the time upcoming national address, and Don Lemon is like "Hey we should put Trump's speech on a delay", implying he wants to censor parts of Trump's speech if CNN decides it's "fake news" or some such shit. Chris is like "You cray cray?" He then goes on to shit all over the left's narrative saying Trump has the right to address the American people directly regarding border security and saying that wanting barriers along the border isn't propaganda, isn't immoral, and isn't wrong.

I wonder if Chris has finally had enough of CNN just being in business to trash Trump 24/7.

[Gelston]

Chris Cuomo of CNN has apparently had enough of the left's narrative regarding the wall. The following video has captured a few of those moments:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgQvTnuVz5U

In the first segment, starting around the 29 second mark, Chris is like hey we already have a barrier along parts of the border and the president is saying we need more of that exact same kind of barrier. The funny part is when he's saying "There is already a barrier down there" the two on the left (mostly the woman) are nodding their heads in agreement thinking Chris is gonna say something like "There is already barrier there! We don't need a wall!" but as soon as he says "There is already a barrier system along the border, they need more" and suddenly the head nodding stops.

In the second segment Don Lemon and Chris are talking about Trump's at the time upcoming national address, and Don Lemon is like "Hey we should put Trump's speech on a delay", implying he wants to censor parts of Trump's speech if CNN decides it's "fake news" or some such shit. Chris is like "You cray cray?" He then goes on to shit all over the left's narrative saying Trump has the right to address the American people directly regarding border security and saying that wanting barriers along the border isn't propaganda, isn't immoral, and isn't wrong.

I wonder if Chris has finally had enough of CNN just being in business to trash Trump 24/7.

Fucking Cher is even yelling at Pelosi, via Twitter, to just give Trump his money. All these people are just completely ignoring what the SMEs are saying and forming their own opinions based on their ideals.

[Tgo01]

Fucking Cher is even yelling at Pelosi, via Twitter, to just give Trump his money.

I just looked that up because I hadn't heard about it before. Cher has already apologized for that tweet because apparently she's didn't know that as soon as you go against the left's narrative you're a racist, sexist, bigoted, hate monger.

[Tgo01]

Everyday that passes in the shutdown Trump’s poll numbers drop, Pelosi ain’t giving till Trump hit’s 0%. And yes, even his base is starting to crack.

Put the fake news down! Trump's poll numbers actually went up for a few days after the government shutdown then started going down. Right now according to RCP his approval numbers are down .5% compared to when the shutdown started. It's too early to tell if this is just normal fluctuation or if this is having a real impact on his approval rating.

[Parkbandit]

I just looked that up because I hadn't heard about it before. Cher has already apologized for that tweet because apparently she's didn't know that as soon as you go against the left's narrative you're a racist, sexist, bigoted, hate monger.

You fucking toe the line or they will try to ruin you.


https://media.giphy.com/media/vAvKeeXROptxm/giphy.gif

[Tgo01]

https://www.kusi.com/cnn-requests-kusi-for-local-view-on-the-border-declines-our-reporter-after-finding-out-wall-works/

This story is hilarious. CNN apparently asked this local news station in San Diego if they would be willing to have one of their reporters on CNN to discuss the border wall in San Diego. The station said they offered up one of their reporters who has done research on this very subject recently, including multiple interviews with border patrol agents who say the wall works. The station said they don't see the wall itself as an issue and believe it works, their only problem is with how migrants are treated at the border. Once they informed CNN of this stance CNN said they were no longer interested.

Can we all please just stop referring to CNN as news now? I hereby decree that anyone who links to a CNN article as a source to backup their statements should be mocked and ridiculed.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49249060_2306363102914925_3392425758931550208_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeGNZ2jNj6bVn4O9lo8oK7EQ6K6Pq83yH6ABXTomk 4nY83a2nLSYrmFwFVp6wWE0agGA1bXfwcYvHqSRDM-w-jY2yp1lJxY4tjMpmgCqfKzRZg&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=f4166305d75621dc310a0e9fd6de25a9&oe=5CBADC0A

oMg WhAt ThE hElL iS tHiS?!?!?!?!?!?!?1

[Methais]

https://www.kusi.com/cnn-requests-kusi-for-local-view-on-the-border-declines-our-reporter-after-finding-out-wall-works/

This story is hilarious. CNN apparently asked this local news station in San Diego if they would be willing to have one of their reporters on CNN to discuss the border wall in San Diego. The station said they offered up one of their reporters who has done research on this very subject recently, including multiple interviews with border patrol agents who say the wall works. The station said they don't see the wall itself as an issue and believe it works, their only problem is with how migrants are treated at the border. Once they informed CNN of this stance CNN said they were no longer interested.

Can we all please just stop referring to CNN as news now? I hereby decree that anyone who links to a CNN article as a source to backup their statements should be mocked and ridiculed.

:lol:

[Wrathbringer]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49249060_2306363102914925_3392425758931550208_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeGNZ2jNj6bVn4O9lo8oK7EQ6K6Pq83yH6ABXTomk 4nY83a2nLSYrmFwFVp6wWE0agGA1bXfwcYvHqSRDM-w-jY2yp1lJxY4tjMpmgCqfKzRZg&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=f4166305d75621dc310a0e9fd6de25a9&oe=5CBADC0A

oMg WhAt ThE hElL iS tHiS?!?!?!?!?!?!?1

I'll tell you what it is: It's the truth.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49693310_2306041339613768_6455112292840243200_n.jp g?_nc_cat=105&_nc_eui2=AeEfRjFtgkQqtO2ZUKLIhO1Rwhdxd84_P46dw7Y7U 92-GT7tKzPkHxRiOvRCdii1-c528SQk3ySqoHsgbxTxBdOUiUOhnHJkxSjcPSKgWDq9Nw&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=3a97f76de1bd97a914c8481d2b662cf3&oe=5CC98EF8

I thought he was going to sweep this under the rug after blowing that TV report, but I guess no one at CNN told him how stupid he was before he tweeted. :lol:

[Astray]

I'm positive that CNN is experiencing some of the best ratings and clicks in years.

[Methais]

This chick's face after Cuomo shuts her down is great :lol:

1:34 in the original clip

https://i.imgur.com/zUDmIHp.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/zUDmIHp.gif

https://i.imgur.com/HrmepYV.png

[Tgo01]

Acosta just keeps embarrassing himself.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t6ENu1Bj3w

Starting around the 3 minute mark.

Trump: Good job yesterday, I appreciate your sales pitch.
Acosta: I didn't see any danger at the border, Mr. President.
Trump: That's because we had a wall.
Acosta: Actually there were portions that didn't have a wall.
Trump: Some people are dumb.

"Actually there were portions that didn't have a wall." THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT, YOU ABSOLUTE MORON. Also the border is thousands of miles long and there are 24 hours in a day, 365 days in a year. This guy visits one part of the border (the part with a wall mind you), and didn't notice a bunch of immigrants trying to illegally come here for the 5 minutes he was there and he decides this proves that there is no crisis at the border.

This guy. He must just read the top comments on his twitter feed that is filled with people who kiss his ass all day because all he does is complain about Trump and now he thinks everything he says is smart.

[Parkbandit]

Acosta just keeps embarrassing himself.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t6ENu1Bj3w

Starting around the 3 minute mark.

Trump: Good job yesterday, I appreciate your sales pitch.
Acosta: I didn't see any danger at the border, Mr. President.
Trump: That's because we had a wall.
Acosta: Actually there were portions that didn't have a wall.
Trump: Some people are dumb.

"Actually there were portions that didn't have a wall." THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT, YOU ABSOLUTE MORON. Also the border is thousands of miles long and there are 24 hours in a day, 365 days in a year. This guy visits one part of the border (the part with a wall mind you), and didn't notice a bunch of immigrants trying to illegally come here for the 5 minutes he was there and he decides this proves that there is no crisis at the border.

This guy. He must just read the top comments on his twitter feed that is filled with people who kiss his ass all day because all he does is complain about Trump and now he thinks everything he says is smart.

LOL

[Methais]

CNN requests KUSI for local view on the border, declines our reporter after finding out wall works (https://www.kusi.com/cnn-requests-kusi-for-local-view-on-the-border-declines-our-reporter-after-finding-out-wall-works/)

:lol:

[Parkbandit]

CNN requests KUSI for local view on the border, declines our reporter after finding out wall works (https://www.kusi.com/cnn-requests-kusi-for-local-view-on-the-border-declines-our-reporter-after-finding-out-wall-works/)

:lol:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?108102-Things-that-made-you-laugh-today-(Political-Version)&p=2076295#post2076295

Dumbass. YOU MUST TAKE METH!

[Methais]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?108102-Things-that-made-you-laugh-today-(Political-Version)&p=2076295#post2076295

Dumbass. YOU MUST TAKE METH!


I'm oN tHe MeTh PaTcH bEcAuSe My ChArAcTeR iS nAmEd MeThAiS dOn'T tElL aNyOnE tHo PlZ oR ElSe RePoRtEd tO tHe MeTh PoLiCe!!!!!!!

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49413738_2306854756199093_5636685375276580864_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeG3BSl0f261k70m34lVoix0v4p7XReLXfWrbqw7N gluTmfR3QjthOFczRWygvi8rhHV0flyTpQaKU202UI5RQsJdt9 stZDn2A3nZPVjL5I0Mg&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=7d3f29afdc3dde034c01cda2de8d1d0b&oe=5CBB96B7

[Methais]

Gelston just informed me that Senator Bill Cassidy looks like Beavis.

Gelston was correct.

https://i.imgur.com/8oqOI4K.png

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50395177_349121505922672_7870796623851290624_n.png ?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeHzH-c4mgw4JQFGHtIwfnGWS8TPOkSNfwBNPu8EIru6IiZ-b9KjawN0hOzrMMiwQnYN4fCJp9hiYfHKnCKe5F6aJqIWSbMKkz xLWKy_QB2_ew&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=3c8f3c707f3ae64bb84d612246ba23f6&oe=5CB87813

[Astray]

Bitch what?

Edit: Holy fuck.

[Fortybox]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50395177_349121505922672_7870796623851290624_n.png ?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeHzH-c4mgw4JQFGHtIwfnGWS8TPOkSNfwBNPu8EIru6IiZ-b9KjawN0hOzrMMiwQnYN4fCJp9hiYfHKnCKe5F6aJqIWSbMKkz xLWKy_QB2_ew&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=3c8f3c707f3ae64bb84d612246ba23f6&oe=5CB87813

:lol:

[Tgo01]

I was just thinking, as I tend to do sometimes, about how when the economy was booming and the stock market was soaring the far left was saying "Thanks, Obama!" and not in a sarcastic way.

Then when the economy started to slow a little bit and the stock market dipped for a week or two these same far left lunatics were screaming that the world was ending and Trump was personally destroying our economy.

Then when the economy and stock market started to pick up again suddenly they had nothing to say about the economy and stock market.

Guess they played their hand a little too quickly there, can't very well go back to saying "Thanks, Obama!" after you gave Trump all credit for the economy and stock market.

Let this be a lesson to all of you raving far leftists; don't be so quick to blame Trump for something you previously gave a Democrat credit for.

[Stumplicker]

Gelston just informed me that Senator Bill Cassidy looks like Beavis.

Gelston was correct.

https://i.imgur.com/8oqOI4K.png

Hahaha. Okay that's fuckin' awesome.

[Tgo01]

This is quite possibly one of the best things ever.

https://twitter.com/KaitMarieox/status/1084196286461546496

[~Rocktar~]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tgo01 again.

That was hysterical! Thank you for the laugh before a long day of packing and moving.

[Astray]

Is Acosta becoming a meme for his idiocy?

Survey says... yes.

[Tgo01]

I'm sure everyone by now has heard all of the whining about Trump's fast food buffet today; it's disgusting, the food was cold, it's somehow racist, blah blah blah.

At one point Trump said they bought 1000 burgers and they were piled a mile high. Washington Post actually fact checked this sentence from Trump. Yes, they fact checked an obvious hyperbole.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/15/president-trumps-extravagant-sandwich-celebration-clemson-university/?utm_term=.976d588519e5

FACT CHECK: At two inches each, a thousand burgers would not reach one mile high.

I feel like I'm reading an article from The Onion, but it's an actual (or so they claim) news organization.

[Androidpk]

Claims to be a billionaire, can only afford fast food :lol:

[Stumplicker]

I'm sure everyone by now has heard all of the whining about Trump's fast food buffet today; it's disgusting, the food was cold, it's somehow racist, blah blah blah.

At one point Trump said they bought 1000 burgers and they were piled a mile high. Washington Post actually fact checked this sentence from Trump. Yes, they fact checked an obvious hyperbole.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/15/president-trumps-extravagant-sandwich-celebration-clemson-university/?utm_term=.976d588519e5

FACT CHECK: At two inches each, a thousand burgers would not reach one mile high.

I feel like I'm reading an article from The Onion, but it's an actual (or so they claim) news organization.

I think you found your answer in Apk. There is an audience for that waste of time retarded article. Jesus. They even made a diagram of how all the food was laid out on the table. And yeah you're spot on. That whole thing reads like it's from The Onion.

[Methais]

Claims to be a billionaire, can only afford fast food :lol:

Yeah I'm quite sure that was the reason he went with fast food because he was trying to save a few bucks.

I see you're already dumber today than you were yesterday.

Bad for you, good for entertainment.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50250626_2309005755983993_3947248947034062848_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeFuTylO7Xm7tS-myU8_55pYMbJorwUuAthelGo9Bz6xLkB3QGUa6EP3XY4znjS5R Hyl1a9ndE9Rvuw5p0787glH3Ylzo-mY5dOghOmTWuU0yQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=12fb42a0c8e6914245aa594e66d5976c&oe=5D018DFA

[Stumplicker]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50250626_2309005755983993_3947248947034062848_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeFuTylO7Xm7tS-myU8_55pYMbJorwUuAthelGo9Bz6xLkB3QGUa6EP3XY4znjS5R Hyl1a9ndE9Rvuw5p0787glH3Ylzo-mY5dOghOmTWuU0yQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=12fb42a0c8e6914245aa594e66d5976c&oe=5D018DFA

Funny graphic, but sadly not surprising. Happened the flip side of that coin with RomneyCare vs. ObamaCare.

[Parkbandit]

Funny graphic, but sadly not surprising. Happened the flip side of that coin with RomneyCare vs. ObamaCare.

Do you have a similar graphic showing that Republicans were for Romneycare but not for Obamacare?

Or did those Republican voices get drowned out in Massachusettes because it's mostly liberal?

[Gelston]

Do you have a similar graphic showing that Republicans were for Romneycare but not for Obamacare?

Or did those Republican voices get drowned out in Massachusettes because it's mostly liberal?

I imagine most Republicans would be against RomneyCare too. Romney was not, however, against doing things to ensure he had votes.

[Stumplicker]

I imagine most Republicans would be against RomneyCare too. Romney was not, however, against doing things to ensure he had votes.

Eh, it's a muddled analogy to be sure, but a lot of Republicans supported the Heritage plan in the 90s, and that was similar to both Romney's plan and the Affordable Care Act. Either way, the point is that the party line divisions are ridiculous, changing opinions like flipping a coin based on what they're told by their party leadership instead of their voters.

[sellstuff1]

Yeah I'm quite sure that was the reason he went with fast food because he was trying to save a few bucks.

I see you're already dumber today than you were yesterday.

Bad for you, good for entertainment.

You sound upset - did mommy forget to pack you a hamberder in your lunch today?

[Androidpk]

hamberder

Y'all got any covfefe to wash this hamberder down with?

[Methais]

You sound upset - did mommy forget to pack you a hamberder in your lunch today?

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UPSET!!! LIKE THE UPSETTEST EVER!!!!

[Astray]

Trump ordering a bunch of fast food.

I just find it hilarious for some reason.

[Methais]

Trump ordering a bunch of fast food.

I just find it hilarious for some reason.

According to my anonymous source, all of those items came from Russian McDonald's.

If this isn't proof of collusion, I don't know what is.

[Astray]

According to my anonymous source, all of those items came from Russian McDonald's.

If this isn't proof of collusion, I don't know what is.

The media outlets 'covering' the order is hilarious.

[Gelston]

A CNN analyst called out a Fox News contributor for his white privilege. He’s black.

CNN legal analyst Areva Martin thought she was talking to a white man Tuesday while appearing as a guest on David Webb’s SiriusXM radio show.

When Webb, a frequent Fox News contributor and host on Fox Nation, said he considered his qualifications more important than his skin color when applying to jobs in journalism, Martin accused him of exercising white privilege.

But there’s a problem with that sentiment, as Webb quickly pointed out:

“Areva, I hate to break it to you, but you should’ve been better prepped,” he responded. “I’m black.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2019/01/15/cnn-analyst-called-out-fox-news-contributor-his-white-privilege-hes-black/?utm_term=.36631ef57744

He then proceeds to demolish her.

[Astray]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/100/963/ab8.jpg

[Neveragain]

A CNN analyst called out a Fox News contributor for his white privilege. He’s black.

CNN legal analyst Areva Martin thought she was talking to a white man Tuesday while appearing as a guest on David Webb’s SiriusXM radio show.

When Webb, a frequent Fox News contributor and host on Fox Nation, said he considered his qualifications more important than his skin color when applying to jobs in journalism, Martin accused him of exercising white privilege.

But there’s a problem with that sentiment, as Webb quickly pointed out:

“Areva, I hate to break it to you, but you should’ve been better prepped,” he responded. “I’m black.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2019/01/15/cnn-analyst-called-out-fox-news-contributor-his-white-privilege-hes-black/?utm_term=.36631ef57744

He then proceeds to demolish her.


Areva D. Martin is a Harvard trained attorney and Managing Partner of Martin & Martin, LLP, in Los Angeles, one of Southern California's largest female owned law firms. A syndicated columnist, author and dynamic speaker, Ms. Martin is a recognized authority on women and careers and educating special needs children. She is a frequent guest speaker at community, professional and business seminars. She has been published in national and local print media. As a frequent guest on radio and television, she shares advice with millions. Amongst other corporate boards, She serves on a state-wide commission studying the impact of autism on the state of California. She has been honored by the City of Los Angeles and a myriad of other organizations for her work on behalf of women and children. As co-founder and President of Special Needs Network, Inc., she is actively involved in providing resources and services to underserved families raising children with disabilities. Ms. Martin serves as Member of Mom Advisory Board at Lean Forward Media, LLC.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/69/ef/19/69ef1997192bba57072fafb62cd87317.gif

[sellstuff1]

https://i.imgur.com/g3JfbM0.mp4

[Tgo01]

A CNN analyst called out a Fox News contributor for his white privilege. He’s black.

CNN legal analyst Areva Martin thought she was talking to a white man Tuesday while appearing as a guest on David Webb’s SiriusXM radio show.

When Webb, a frequent Fox News contributor and host on Fox Nation, said he considered his qualifications more important than his skin color when applying to jobs in journalism, Martin accused him of exercising white privilege.

But there’s a problem with that sentiment, as Webb quickly pointed out:

“Areva, I hate to break it to you, but you should’ve been better prepped,” he responded. “I’m black.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2019/01/15/cnn-analyst-called-out-fox-news-contributor-his-white-privilege-hes-black/?utm_term=.36631ef57744

He then proceeds to demolish her.

The best part is he said her comment was insulting, and she assumed he said that because she assumed he was white, so she says "I would like to apologize, I thought you were white." And he replies with something like "It's insulting that you assumed my race had anything to do with my qualifications at all."

[Methais]

A CNN analyst called out a Fox News contributor for his white privilege. He’s black.

CNN legal analyst Areva Martin thought she was talking to a white man Tuesday while appearing as a guest on David Webb’s SiriusXM radio show.

When Webb, a frequent Fox News contributor and host on Fox Nation, said he considered his qualifications more important than his skin color when applying to jobs in journalism, Martin accused him of exercising white privilege.

But there’s a problem with that sentiment, as Webb quickly pointed out:

“Areva, I hate to break it to you, but you should’ve been better prepped,” he responded. “I’m black.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2019/01/15/cnn-analyst-called-out-fox-news-contributor-his-white-privilege-hes-black/?utm_term=.36631ef57744

He then proceeds to demolish her.

Then she was like "It's because they gave me the wrong information!"

Right.

"Here's the info on the person you'll be speaking with. His name is David Webb, and he's white. Now go get em!"

https://i.imgur.com/o5ECfhL.gif

[Methais]

Areva D. Martin is a Harvard trained attorney and Managing Partner of Martin & Martin, LLP, in Los Angeles, one of Southern California's largest female owned law firms. A syndicated columnist, author and dynamic speaker, Ms. Martin is a recognized authority on women and careers and educating special needs children. She is a frequent guest speaker at community, professional and business seminars. She has been published in national and local print media. As a frequent guest on radio and television, she shares advice with millions. Amongst other corporate boards, She serves on a state-wide commission studying the impact of autism on the state of California. She has been honored by the City of Los Angeles and a myriad of other organizations for her work on behalf of women and children. As co-founder and President of Special Needs Network, Inc., she is actively involved in providing resources and services to underserved families raising children with disabilities. Ms. Martin serves as Member of Mom Advisory Board at Lean Forward Media, LLC.

Look at all that white privilege.


https://i.imgur.com/g3JfbM0.mp4

Can someone help me with basic things on the forums please?

Last edited by sellstuff1; 01-16-2019 at 12:54 AM. Reason: shit won't auto imbed mp4s

Stop being a noob and change the extension to .gif

https://i.imgur.com/g3JfbM0.gif

[drauz]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/5fGkKojoiJOISbLqZOvDDdExUy9ZQzkgzQo4lDmkIBY/https/i.redd.it/y9y70ji8zma21.jpg?width=241&height=300

[Tgo01]

Kirsten Gillibrand announced her White House run. The Democrat clown car gets bigger every day.

[Gelston]

Kirsten Gillibrand announced her White House run. The Democrat clown car gets bigger every day.

They're just doing what the Republicans did last election. The debates should be fun to watch.

[Tgo01]

They're just doing what the Republicans did last election. The debates should be fun to watch.

Yup and every day Democrats frothed at the mouth about the "Republican clown car" so I'll be using the term "Democrat clown car" for the next two years.

[Gelston]

Yup and every day Democrats frothed at the mouth about the "Republican clown car" so I'll be using the term "Democrat clown car" for the next two years.

I'd vote for Tulsi Gabbard. She is pretty hot.

[RichardCranium]

They're just doing what the Republicans did last election. The debates should be fun to watch.

Any competent person should be able to chew her up on immigration and gun control.

[Gelston]

Any competent person should be able to chew her up on immigration and gun control.

If you mean Tulsi Gabbard, probably. But she is the only candidate that is bangable. Not to mention she is one of the few democrats that has actually said she wants to work with Trump.

Ah, n/m, you mean Gillibrand. Gillibrand is going to be annihilated.

[sellstuff1]

https://i.imgur.com/ler7nTm.png

[Tgo01]

Must be sellstuff1's shift to be butthurt over everything Trump does.

[Astray]

Remember when sellstuff1 was outed as a thief?

[Methais]

They're just doing what the Republicans did last election. The debates should be fun to watch.

A: I'm running for president because I hate Trump!

B: No, I'M running for president because I hate Trump!

A: I HATE TRUMP MORE THAN YOU DO!

C: I HATE HIM MORE THAN BOTH OF YOU!!!!

D: I HATE HIM MORE THAN ANYONE ON THE PLANET!!!!

E: I HATE HIM MORE THAN ANYONE IN THE GALAXY!!!!!

F: I HATE TRUMP MORE THAN ANYONE IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!

A: TRUMP IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RACIST!!!

B: I THINK TRUMP IS MORE RACIST THAN YOU DO!!!!!!

x7483924073829

[Roiken]

Following the Pattern

B: I THINK TRUMP IS MORE RACIST THAN YOU DO!!!!!!

C should have said this..

[Stumplicker]

Ugh. My very, very liberal cousin from California mentioned the stupid fast food banquet thing on Facebook in a rage today, and I couldn't help but laugh. I'm not gonna post a screenshot because obviously, but here's his quote, copy and pasted, that he linked with the article:

"Only the lowest class of idiot would even consider it. Was it an insult? If so, only the lowest class of idiot, would do this. If it wasn't an insult, I can't even fathom why someone would do it. A national championship college team, wins 15 games in a season, 0 losses. Gets invited to the White House as an honor(?)
And gets served THIS?
Is there a reasonable explanation?
Let's see if anyone bites... literally."

Edit to add: Bonus points because the comments were replied to with much of the same, including by one relatively famous B list actress and one porn star!

Edit again to add: Hahahaha. Okay the comments on it paid off. Enjoy this little gem:

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49281033_10216070883458778_2653697839355396096_n.j pg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=11facc141c904f4e434ca11f4dee8903&oe=5CFF7E1C

[RichardCranium]

Remember when sellstuff1 was outed as a thief?

Cultural appropriation?

[Astray]

Cultural appropriation?

hwot

[sellstuff1]

Remember when sellstuff1 was outed as a thief?

Kill yourself, retard.

[sellstuff1]

Must be sellstuff1's shift to be butthurt over everything Trump does.

GemStone IV Player Policy: Solicitations

GemStone IV may not be used as a venue for promotion of products or services of any kind. Casual discussion of the genre (such as saying "The Lord of the Rings is a great book") is acceptable as long as it falls within the role-playing section of policy (such as in whispers, locked rooms, etc). Directing players to external and unofficial Simutronics websites may be deemed in violation of this policy and should be avoided. Directing players to helpful websites, such as maps or player created encyclopedias, is not a violation of this policy.

[sellstuff1]

Pence declares 'ISIS has been defeated' on the same day as deadly Syria attack

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/16/politics/pence-isis-defeated/index.html

[Astray]

Kill yourself, retard.

Ah, triggered again.

Maybe next time don't beg a friend for something and turn around to sell it.

[sellstuff1]

Ah, triggered again.

Maybe next time don't beg a friend for something and turn around to sell it.

I didn't actually do that, Ososis didn't claim that I did that. Ososis loaned me things which I returned with interest. I've given out dozens of millions in gear to my friends.

But still, kill yourself, retard.

[Astray]

I didn't actually do that, Ososis didn't claim that I did that. Ososis loaned me things which I returned with interest. I've given out dozens of millions in gear to my friends.

But still, kill yourself, retard.

That awkward moment when you justify your poor behavior. So, racist, thief, liar, loser, and... uh... miss anything else when describing you?

[sellstuff1]

That awkward moment when you justify your poor behavior. So, racist, thief, liar, loser, and... uh... miss anything else when describing you?

What did I lie about?

What did I steal?

Kill yourself, retard.

[Astray]

What did I lie about?

What did I steal?

Kill yourself, retard.

Lmao, whatever you say, thief. I also love that you don't deny anything but the thief and liar part though.

Brilliant little bugger, aren't you?

[sellstuff1]

Lmao, whatever you say, thief. I also love that you don't deny anything but the thief and liar part though.

Brilliant little bugger, aren't you?

So, what did I steal? What did I lie about?

Or are these just baseless accusations from some miserable Trump-worshipping Libertarian who wants to see this country burn?

[sellstuff1]

And no, of course I don't deny being a racist. I absolutely love watching the massive wave of virtue signaling that every conservative poster here exhibits over three posts I made, rather than about the President of the United States of America with a wikipedia page on how fucking racist he is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_views_of_Donald_Trump

[Astray]

So, what did I steal? What did I lie about?

Or are these just baseless accusations from some miserable Trump-worshipping Libertarian who wants to see this country burn?

Rofl. I triggered your psychosis again, thief.

[sellstuff1]

Rofl. I triggered your psychosis again, thief.

Got it. So you can't actually prove that I stole anything, or that I lied about anything. But you're backed into a corner, getting triggered by anti-Trump posts, so you have to lash out an attack with baseless accusations.

You're fucking pathetic. Kill yourself, retard.

[Astray]

Got it. So you can't actually prove that I stole anything, or that I lied about anything. But you're backed into a corner, getting triggered by anti-Trump posts, so you have to lash out an attack with baseless accusations.

You're fucking pathetic. Kill yourself, retard.

Lol, I'm totally fine with anti-Trump posts. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Why don't you link that story Ososis posted of you getting your asshole blown out so poorly that you couldn't muster a response? You're just mad that I keep bringing up your poor behavior so you try to attack me personally but, LOL, you got nothing.

So, tell me again, what else do I need to add to the list, thief?

[Methais]

Got it. So you can't actually prove that I stole anything, or that I lied about anything. But you're backed into a corner, getting triggered by anti-Trump posts, so you have to lash out an attack with baseless accusations.

You're fucking pathetic. Kill yourself, retard.

I believe him. Most others probably do too. That's kind of what happens when you act like a shitstain all the time. Your word means pretty much nothing and you have zero credibility.

In other news:

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/50227047_2130119523714913_8378659575842209792_n.jp g?_nc_cat=111&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=0d6fe6d68ab6b69a5b858a3fb068efd4&oe=5CB6031E

[sellstuff1]

Lol, I'm totally fine with anti-Trump posts. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Why don't you link that story Ososis posted of you getting your asshole blown out so poorly that you couldn't muster a response? You're just mad that I keep bringing up your poor behavior so you try to attack me personally but, LOL, you got nothing.

So, tell me again, what else do I need to add to the list, thief?

What's the matter? Not fuck any little boys today? I feel you. It's hard when your girlfriend dumps you for Fortnite.

[Astray]

What's the matter? Not fuck any little boys today? I feel you. It's hard when your girlfriend dumps you for Fortnite.

You upset, bro? Did getting called out piss you off and now you want to try to be a bitch with baseless accusations?

Sorry, go ahead and post that Ososis post. Or does he need to come in here and put you in your place again?

[sellstuff1]

You upset, bro? Did getting called out piss you off and now you want to try to be a bitch with baseless accusations?

Sorry, go ahead and post that Ososis post. Or does he need to come in here and put you in your place again?

He's too busy selling bloodscrip to pay child support for his inbred son/brother.

[sellstuff1]

You upset, bro? Did getting called out piss you off and now you want to try to be a bitch with baseless accusations?

Sorry, go ahead and post that Ososis post. Or does he need to come in here and put you in your place again?

How exactly did you call me out? "You're a liar and a thief."

"I'm not - but you're welcome to prove that I am."

"I can't, I've got Trump's cock so far down my throat all I know anymore is personal attacks on liberals :("

[Astray]

He's too busy selling bloodscrip to pay child support for his inbred son/brother.

It's okay bro. I'm sure he'll come in and you'll go quiet for another week or so.

[sellstuff1]

It's okay bro. I'm sure he'll come in and you'll go quiet for another week or so.

Are you begging for Daddy Ososis to show up because you have absolutely zero evidence of any maleficence on my behalf, and the worst that Ososis could come up with was, "I loaned them things and they didn't return them even though I never asked for them back, except when I did ask for them back, I got 100% of what I loaned back."

[Tgo01]

GemStone IV Player Policy: Solicitations

GemStone IV may not be used as a venue for promotion of products or services of any kind. Casual discussion of the genre (such as saying "The Lord of the Rings is a great book") is acceptable as long as it falls within the role-playing section of policy (such as in whispers, locked rooms, etc). Directing players to external and unofficial Simutronics websites may be deemed in violation of this policy and should be avoided. Directing players to helpful websites, such as maps or player created encyclopedias, is not a violation of this policy.

The fact that you keep repeating this tells me you whined to the GMs, who in turn laughed in your face and told you to go pound sand, and now your only hope left is to think I'm going to get scared and voluntarily stop my Dreavenings.

What a sad and miserable life you must live.

[sellstuff1]

It's okay bro. I'm sure he'll come in and you'll go quiet for another week or so.

You've reached a new level of pathetic. Kill yourself, retard. You're a burden on this society, just take a gun and turn it on yourself and end it all.

[Astray]

Are you begging for Daddy Ososis to show up because you have absolutely zero evidence of any maleficence on my behalf, and the worst that Ososis could come up with was, "I loaned them things and they didn't return them even though I never asked for them back, except when I did ask for them back, I got 100% of what I loaned back."

Mhm, sure. Whatever you say, thief. Just keep pretending you're not a pile of human trash that nobody would miss if you went away.

So funny, watching you flail.

[sellstuff1]

The fact that you keep repeating this tells me you whined to the GMs, who in turn laughed in your face and told you to go pound sand, and now your only hope left is to think I'm going to get scared and voluntarily stop my Dreavenings.

What a sad and miserable life you must live.

GemStone IV Player Policy: Solicitations

GemStone IV may not be used as a venue for promotion of products or services of any kind. Casual discussion of the genre (such as saying "The Lord of the Rings is a great book") is acceptable as long as it falls within the role-playing section of policy (such as in whispers, locked rooms, etc). Directing players to external and unofficial Simutronics websites may be deemed in violation of this policy and should be avoided. Directing players to helpful websites, such as maps or player created encyclopedias, is not a violation of this policy.

[sellstuff1]

Mhm, sure. Whatever you say, thief. Just keep pretending you're not a pile of human trash that nobody would miss if you went away.

So funny, watching you flail.

It's great to know that Player's Corner promotes childfuckers like Astray.