Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Alfster]

I think we've entered the timeframe where a scandal actually helps politicians. Fucked up, but it really is looking that way.

[Tgo01]

Avenatti is a bigger piece of shit than I thought.

He's on Twitter posting a document supposedly from the paraplegic man in question in which the client says what a great attorney Avenatti is.

The thing is part of the evidence for that case shows Avenatti had his client sign that by stating it was a required document before the client could start receiving his settlement.

What an absolute shitbag.

So he takes on the case of a special needs man, at some point decides to steal the man's settlement money, lies to the man by saying he needs to sign a document stating what a great attorney he is but in reality he's using this document in case he's ever caught to show the man thinks Avenatti was a good lawyer, then after he is caught he posts this document all over Twitter instead of waiting for the trial so he can hopefully poison any potential jury members.

Saddest part of all is I still think he's a better man than Androidpk.

[Tgo01]

Avenatti is a bigger piece of shit than I thought.

He's on Twitter posting a document supposedly from the paraplegic man in question in which the client says what a great attorney Avenatti is.

The thing is part of the evidence for that case shows Avenatti had his client sign that by stating it was a required document before the client could start receiving his settlement.

What an absolute shitbag.

So he takes on the case of a special needs man, at some point decides to steal the man's settlement money, lies to the man by saying he needs to sign a document stating what a great attorney he is but in reality he's using this document in case he's ever caught to show the man thinks Avenatti was a good lawyer, then after he is caught he posts this document all over Twitter instead of waiting for the trial so he can hopefully poison any potential jury members.

Saddest part of all is I still think he's a better man than Androidpk.

Holy shit! It's worse than I thought! If I'm understanding this correctly the settlement was years ago but Avenatti kept the money. The document in question was signed just a few weeks ago.

So the scumbag Avenatti had the millions of dollars for years, was apparently spending it, and kept stringing the disabled man along saying "Don't worry, the money is coming." Then a few weeks ago (probably after his arrest in the Nike scandal thinking the feds might start snooping around for more potential crimes) he gets his client to sign that document stating it was necessary in order for the man to start collecting his money.

What an absolute waste of oxygen. I also love that he thinks this is a legit defense. "I'm gonna steal from my friend, but before I do so I'm going to trick him into signing a document stating what a great friend I am. Then if shit hits the fan I have a non-notarized document showing the victim thinks I'm a great friend. In the clear!"

Still though, he's a better person than Androidpk.

[Methais]

Avenatti is a bigger piece of shit than I thought.

He's on Twitter posting a document supposedly from the paraplegic man in question in which the client says what a great attorney Avenatti is.

The thing is part of the evidence for that case shows Avenatti had his client sign that by stating it was a required document before the client could start receiving his settlement.

What an absolute shitbag.

So he takes on the case of a special needs man, at some point decides to steal the man's settlement money, lies to the man by saying he needs to sign a document stating what a great attorney he is but in reality he's using this document in case he's ever caught to show the man thinks Avenatti was a good lawyer, then after he is caught he posts this document all over Twitter instead of waiting for the trial so he can hopefully poison any potential jury members.

Saddest part of all is I still think he's a better man than Androidpk.

If he played Gemstone, his handle would be Avenattipk.

[~Rocktar~]

Saddest part of all is I still think he's a better man than Androidpk.

This is a very subterranean bar to get over. Also correct.

[Androidpk]

Holy shit! It's worse than I thought! If I'm understanding this correctly the settlement was years ago but Avenatti kept the money. The document in question was signed just a few weeks ago.

So the scumbag Avenatti had the millions of dollars for years, was apparently spending it, and kept stringing the disabled man along saying "Don't worry, the money is coming." Then a few weeks ago (probably after his arrest in the Nike scandal thinking the feds might start snooping around for more potential crimes) he gets his client to sign that document stating it was necessary in order for the man to start collecting his money.

What an absolute waste of oxygen. I also love that he thinks this is a legit defense. "I'm gonna steal from my friend, but before I do so I'm going to trick him into signing a document stating what a great friend I am. Then if shit hits the fan I have a non-notarized document showing the victim thinks I'm a great friend. In the clear!"

Still though, he's a better person than Androidpk.

And yet you're still the biggest loser on the PC. Even Jussie Smollett is a better person than you'll ever be :lol:

[Astray]

Avenatti

36 indictments. I laughed at his bullshit on Twitter. It's so amazing. He's so fucked.

[Gelston]

And yet you're still the biggest loser on the PC. Even Jussie Smollett is a better person than you'll ever be :lol:

Nah, he is no better than the second biggest loser.

[Parkbandit]

And yet you're still the biggest loser on the PC. Even Jussie Smollett is a better person than you'll ever be :lol:

Dude. No one with an IQ over 7 believes ANYONE is a bigger loser than you.

No one.

[Methais]

And yet you're still the biggest loser on the PC. Even Jussie Smollett is a better person than you'll ever be :lol:

Actually nevermind all that. I just remember that I exist.

This is correct.

[Tgo01]

Look at this image from a CNN broadcast:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D330sOMWwAE7rBB.jpg

They've had literally dozens of different people over the past two years pushing the fake Russian collusion with exactly zero proof and guess how many times they told their audience that the person speaking didn't have any proof?

Go on, just guess. Here's a hint, it's less than 1.

[Androidpk]

Look at this image from a CNN broadcast:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D330sOMWwAE7rBB.jpg

They've had literally dozens of different people over the past two years pushing the fake Russian collusion with exactly zero proof and guess how many times they told their audience that the person speaking didn't have any proof?

Go on, just guess. Here's a hint, it's less than 1.


More fake news and gaslighting from the PCs resident white fascist.

[Methais]

More fake news and gaslighting from the PCs resident white fascist.

Yeah, he totally photoshopped that screenshot and CNN totally spent the past 2 years specifying that there's no proof during their 24/7 Orange Man Bad Russia coverage.

Fucking dumbass. Get a job already for fuck's sake. :lol:

[Tgo01]

Nazis Clarify They're Only Calling For 'Democratic Nazism' (https://babylonbee.com/news/nazis-clarify-theyre-only-calling-for-democratic-nazism)


ARLINGTON, VA—At a press conference on Thursday, American Nazi Party leader Emmett Scoggins told reporters that his group is not trying to instate full-on Nazism, but a much better system called “democratic Nazism.”

“People have us all wrong,” Scoggins explained. “We love democracy. We want people to be able to freely vote and have a voice at the ballot box.”

Reporters asked Scoggins if, under democratic Nazism, people could just use their democratic voting rights to vote against Nazism. He replied, “No, they could not. That wouldn’t be one of the things you could vote for.” He then clarified, “The things you could vote for would be stuff like how Nazi should we go? Double-Nazi? Triple-Nazi? Nazi-nine-thousand? The choices would be endless, but of course all Nazi choices.”

Scoggins was questioned about the use of the word “democratic” and how democratic Nazism was any different from plain-old Nazism. “The main difference is we add the word ‘democratic’ on there because people like that word a lot more than just plain ‘Nazi,’” Scoggins said. “We’ve added the word to all of our unpopular practices. Democratic racism, democratic beat-downs, democratic censorship, democratic genocide. All of those things poll much higher if we call them democratic.”

The conference ended with a long speech from Scoggins about everything wrong with America, the need for democratic Nazism, and an impassioned appeal on how “real” Nazism has never been tried.

[Methais]

Nazis Clarify They're Only Calling For 'Democratic Nazism' (https://babylonbee.com/news/nazis-clarify-theyre-only-calling-for-democratic-nazism)

:lol:

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/ybDEVF3.png

In before Cher is labeled an alt-right Nazi.

[Taernath]

Cher is fucking insane on twitter.

[Tgo01]

https://i.imgur.com/ybDEVF3.png

In before Cher is labeled an alt-right Nazi.

2 years ago:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4NK7HrU4AA9Slh.jpg

Trump's plan is already working. I wonder who will be the next Hollywood elite who will refuse to take in an illegal alien and say LA already has their hands full?

[Neveragain]

https://i.imgur.com/ybDEVF3.png

https://media1.giphy.com/media/xT0xeJpnrWC4XWblEk/giphy.gif

[Methais]

2 years ago:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4NK7HrU4AA9Slh.jpg

Trump's plan is already working. I wonder who will be the next Hollywood elite who will refuse to take in an illegal alien and say LA already has their hands full?

:lol:

sellstuff1 will be along shortly to get all triggered over this

[Parkbandit]

https://i.imgur.com/ybDEVF3.png

In before Cher is labeled an alt-right Nazi.

She should be. Clearly, she is a racist and a xenophobe.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/9GovYky.jpg

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=358&v=dvLfK0iOyD4

Probably the funniest in 10 years?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-sues-parents-allegedly-destroying-his-valuable-porn-collection-n994651


"His father also said in the email that it "took quite a while" to destroy 12 moving boxes full of pornography and two boxes of "sex toys.""

[Stumplicker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=358&v=dvLfK0iOyD4

Probably the funniest in 10 years?

I can't watch that til I get home from work (I will), but if you haven't seen it, David Pumpkins is a contender too. Also Tom Hanks as a Trump supporter on Black Jeopardy. In fact..just all of Tom Hanks on SNL is probably a contender for funniest of (insert decade here).

[Astray]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-sues-parents-allegedly-destroying-his-valuable-porn-collection-n994651


"His father also said in the email that it "took quite a while" to destroy 12 moving boxes full of pornography and two boxes of "sex toys.""

Holy shit.

[Tgo01]

Look at the huge crowd Beto pulled at his latest rally:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4MiJSwW4AAnPI1.jpg

And this isn't like a misleading photo taken 2 hours before Beto showed up, this was just minutes before he was to start speaking.

[Taernath]

lol they haven't even had the first debate yet, chill

[Tgo01]

lol they haven't even had the first debate yet, chill

True, but look at one of Trump's first campaign rallies after announcing his run:

http://joannejolee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Joanne-Jolee-Donald-Trump-Rally-7-11-15-National-Anthem-2-600__1436744308_68.226.29.236.jpg

And Trump was in a crowded Republican field too.

[Parkbandit]

True, but look at one of Trump's first campaign rallies after announcing his run:

http://joannejolee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Joanne-Jolee-Donald-Trump-Rally-7-11-15-National-Anthem-2-600__1436744308_68.226.29.236.jpg

And Trump was in a crowded Republican field too.

I thought it was like this:

http://joannejolee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Joanne-Jolee-Donald-Trump-Rally-7-11-15-National-Anthem-2-600__1436744308_68.226.29.236.jpghttp://joannejolee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Joanne-Jolee-Donald-Trump-Rally-7-11-15-National-Anthem-2-600__1436744308_68.226.29.236.jpg

[Methais]

I thought it was like this:

http://joannejolee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Joanne-Jolee-Donald-Trump-Rally-7-11-15-National-Anthem-2-600__1436744308_68.226.29.236.jpghttp://joannejolee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Joanne-Jolee-Donald-Trump-Rally-7-11-15-National-Anthem-2-600__1436744308_68.226.29.236.jpg

wut

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Look at the huge crowd Beto pulled at his latest rally:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4MiJSwW4AAnPI1.jpg

And this isn't like a misleading photo taken 2 hours before Beto showed up, this was just minutes before he was to start speaking.


I'm kind of jelly over the nicely manicured lawn.

[Tgo01]

Nancy Pelosi had this to say about her district and AOC's district:

"This glass of water would win with a 'D' next to it in those districts."

I think Pelosi is getting tired of AOC and Ilhan Omar but she's not quite ready to start going after them. At least not publicly.

[Parkbandit]

wut

I tried to double the crowd size to watch the liberals meltdown.

Fuck you.

[Methais]

:(

[~Rocktar~]

Look at the huge crowd Beto pulled at his latest rally:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4MiJSwW4AAnPI1.jpg

And this isn't like a misleading photo taken 2 hours before Beto showed up, this was just minutes before he was to start speaking.

I have seen bigger turn outs to a fricking rural school bake sale or fall carnival. In a county with a total population of around 15000.

[Methais]

Libs Outraged at All the Attention Notre Dame Fire Is Getting: It’s Racist to Be Upset

“Those colonizers deserve a slap in the face.” (https://pluralist.com/liberals-outraged-notre-dame-fire-racist/?fbclid=IwAR1PENuXC3n4C-IR2P4OSPh_ntGthwDkUJe72LhnMKByA0yKvjxH3U47Sxk)

https://media.giphy.com/media/Gt4FaBEFngjL2/giphy.gif

[Gelston]

Libs Outraged at All the Attention Notre Dame Fire Is Getting: It’s Racist to Be Upset

“Those colonizers deserve a slap in the face.” (https://pluralist.com/liberals-outraged-notre-dame-fire-racist/?fbclid=IwAR1PENuXC3n4C-IR2P4OSPh_ntGthwDkUJe72LhnMKByA0yKvjxH3U47Sxk)

https://media.giphy.com/media/Gt4FaBEFngjL2/giphy.gif

I wonder if there is anyone pissy think it is talking about a college in Indiana.

[~Rocktar~]

I wonder if there is anyone pissy think it is talking about a college in Indiana.

LOL

[Methais]

I wonder if there is anyone pissy think it is talking about a college in Indiana.

Probably most of them think this.

[RichardCranium]

Probably most of them think this.

Sounds like something Anticor would do.

[Back]

One huge complaint I do have about the media (all outlets in general, even BBC) is that they turn to Twitter for comments. Twitter is a sea of fools. You can find just about any jackass opinion on Twitter then present that as "people are saying" bullshit. Its lame. Twitter is lame. If you use Twitter you're lame. Rant off.

[Back]

Libs Outraged at All the Attention Notre Dame Fire Is Getting: It’s Racist to Be Upset

“Those colonizers deserve a slap in the face.” (https://pluralist.com/liberals-outraged-notre-dame-fire-racist/?fbclid=IwAR1PENuXC3n4C-IR2P4OSPh_ntGthwDkUJe72LhnMKByA0yKvjxH3U47Sxk)

Congrats on helping spread the political meme generated outrage that we just don't get enough of already. Dick.

[Parkbandit]

One huge complaint I do have about the media (all outlets in general, even BBC) is that they turn to Twitter for comments. Twitter is a sea of fools. You can find just about any jackass opinion on Twitter then present that as "people are saying" bullshit. Its lame. Twitter is lame. If you use Twitter you're lame. Rant off.

Damn. You posted something in the political topic that I can agree with and it's not 100% retarded.

You're slipping.

[~Rocktar~]

One huge complaint I do have about the media (all outlets in general, even BBC) is that they turn to Twitter for comments. Twitter is a sea of fools. You can find just about any jackass opinion on Twitter then present that as "people are saying" bullshit. Its lame. Twitter is lame. If you use Twitter you're lame. Rant off.

Wow, this is one of the most lucid and rational statements you have ever made. Drunk Tuesday paying off already.

[Back]

I suddenly feel old as fuck.

[Parkbandit]

I suddenly feel old as fuck.

You are.

But social media sucks.

[Tgo01]

Damn. You posted something in the political topic that I can agree with and it's not 100% retarded.

You're slipping.

I'm shocked too because Back is spot on. I don't mind so much when they quote verified users who have somewhat of a big following. But random non-verified users who have like 3 followers? Who gives a shit what they think? For all we know the person writing the article created that account so they could post dumb shit from it so they can steer the narrative when writing an article.

[Tgo01]

The feds are now investigating Lori Loughlin's daughter. I wonder if they would have left her daughter alone had she agreed to a plea deal where she would cooperate to bring others down?

Because it doesn't make sense that her daughter gets away with this. She must have known something was wrong when she got accepted because of her row crew talent even though she didn't row and never played on the team. I think the only kids who can realistically say they had no idea what was going on are the kids who took the tests but their parents paid to have the scores changed. It's possible they just did better on the tests than they thought. But getting accepted because of your sports prowess even though you didn't play said sport? Never taking the test at all and yet receiving a high score? Yeah, fuck those kids.

[Ashlander]

The feds are now investigating Lori Loughlin's daughter. I wonder if they would have left her daughter alone had she agreed to a plea deal where she would cooperate to bring others down?

Because it doesn't make sense that her daughter gets away with this. She must have known something was wrong when she got accepted because of her row crew talent even though she didn't row and never played on the team. I think the only kids who can realistically say they had no idea what was going on are the kids who took the tests but their parents paid to have the scores changed. It's possible they just did better on the tests than they thought. But getting accepted because of your sports prowess even though you didn't play said sport? Never taking the test at all and yet receiving a high score? Yeah, fuck those kids.

Eh, I think that should be more on the university to punish her than the government unless she was involved in paying them off somehow too.

[Methais]

Congrats on helping spread the political meme generated outrage that we just don't get enough of already. Dick.

Stfu retard maybe if you and the other jackasswipes on your side didn’t constantly say stupid as fuckall things that keep getting progressively dumber then maybe they would stop being endlessly mocked and ridiculed by normal people for their massive retardedness.

Resist retardedness.

[Tgo01]

Eh, I think that should be more on the university to punish her than the government unless she was involved in paying them off somehow too.

True. Not sure what kind of law is being broken here, if any. Not sure this is considered fraud.

[Gelston]

Eh, I think that should be more on the university to punish her than the government unless she was involved in paying them off somehow too.

I think it depends on how much she knew, IMO. Fraud is fraud. Some of them, I reasonably feel the child wouldn't have known about... These are mostly the incidents of the guy going behind them and changing test answers and such. Then some were knowing participants, those ones should be hit with Fraud allegations.


True. Not sure what kind of law is being broken here, if any. Not sure this is considered fraud.

Knowingly and willingly misrepresenting yourself seems like fraud to me.

[Wrathbringer]

Stfu retard maybe if you and the other jackasswipes on your side didn’t constantly say stupid as fuckall things that keep getting progressively dumber then maybe they would stop being endlessly mocked and ridiculed by normal people for their massive retardedness.

Resist retardedness.

This is correct.

[Wrathbringer]

I suddenly feel retarded as fuck.

It's about time.

[~Rocktar~]

Eh, I think that should be more on the university to punish her than the government unless she was involved in paying them off somehow too.

Probably has something to do with scholarships, Federal funding and Title IX. Keep in mind, Title IX is an abomination and should be axed, but likely there is something in there about it. Also, maybe racketeering and bribery, especially since it looks like they are all state schools or receive Federal funding. I am surprised time4rapingPKsass hasn't made an appearance to law-splain it all to us.

[Parkbandit]

Eh, I think that should be more on the university to punish her than the government unless she was involved in paying them off somehow too.

That's what I thought.

[Tgo01]

It's probably because it's a public school. Had it been a private school she might have gotten away with it.

But again I honestly don't know the specifics or which crimes they are investigating into the daughter.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Eh, I think that should be more on the university to punish her than the government unless she was involved in paying them off somehow too.

Yeah, cause she didn't know she wasn't a member of the rowing team...

[Taernath]

Was Loughlin's daughter the one that was making youtube videos bragging about how she got admitted and didn't have to do anything for it? If so, sounds like she was at least aware of what was going on.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Was Loughlin's daughter the one that was making youtube videos bragging about how she got admitted and didn't have to do anything for it? If so, sounds like she was at least aware of what was going on.

Yes, she's an "influencer".

[Tgo01]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=81&v=d9uTH0iprVQ

This bitch be crazy. You really have to watch the whole thing to appreciate just how batshit insane she is.

My favorite parts:

-Other than the villains almost every single person is a minority, the villains are of course all white.
-She predicts a huge hurricane will hit Miami and parts of the city will be flooded "for the last time."
-The Green New Deal will create so many jobs that we will actually have a labor shortage in this country.
-We fucked up our land so much and even with all of our technology we have no idea how to fix it, until some indigenous people came along and told us how to fix it. Because you see indigenous people had hundreds of years of experience in cleaning up oil spills and toxic waste until the white man fucked everything up.
-At the 6:38 mark the kid in the top row in the red hat looks a lot like Obama.

[Taernath]

lol, that was insufferable, I only made it about a minute in.

[Ashlander]

Yeah, cause she didn't know she wasn't a member of the rowing team...

I'm not saying she shouldn't be getting any punishment I'm just not sure what it should be beyond being kicked out of the school and having to pay back the scholarship money she used. I honestly don't know enough about the laws involved to claim more.

[Gelston]

I'm not saying she shouldn't be getting any punishment I'm just not sure what it should be beyond being kicked out of the school and having to pay back the scholarship money she used. I honestly don't know enough about the laws involved to claim more.

It should absolutely go beyond that. Fraud is a crime.

[Neveragain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=81&v=d9uTH0iprVQ

This bitch be crazy. You really have to watch the whole thing to appreciate just how batshit insane she is.

My favorite parts:

-Other than the villains almost every single person is a minority, the villains are of course all white.
-She predicts a huge hurricane will hit Miami and parts of the city will be flooded "for the last time."
-The Green New Deal will create so many jobs that we will actually have a labor shortage in this country.
-We fucked up our land so much and even with all of our technology we have no idea how to fix it, until some indigenous people came along and told us how to fix it. Because you see indigenous people had hundreds of years of experience in cleaning up oil spills and toxic waste until the white man fucked everything up.
-At the 6:38 mark the kid in the top row in the red hat looks a lot like Obama.

This shit is like watching a video made by Ted Kaczynski.

I especially enjoy the part where indigenous people saved the planet because the white man is too stupid. You know, the same indigenous people that never even figured out the wheel.

What I got from this video: Replacing all of our infrastructure with mangrove will solve all of our problems.

[~Rocktar~]

This shit is like watching a video made by Ted Kaczynski.

Kaczynski is a hell of a lot smarter than her, he graduated Harvard back when that meant something. Now he is bugnutz crazy and locked up for multiple murders and she is running lose and has not committed murder that we know so she has that. That video is a fucking train wreck of progressive stupid worse than the Al Gore movie.

[Astray]

https://i.imgur.com/DJuo9uB.jpg

[Neveragain]

Kaczynski is a hell of a lot smarter than her, he graduated Harvard back when that meant something. Now he is bugnutz crazy and locked up for multiple murders and she is running lose and has not committed murder that we know so she has that. That video is a fucking train wreck of progressive stupid worse than the Al Gore movie.

The indigenous peoples solving the climate change issue:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Kxum63CtA

[Gelston]

The indigenous peoples solving the climate change issue:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Kxum63CtA

The best part of that movie was the end when the Europeans show up.

[Neveragain]

The best part of that movie was the end when the Europeans show up.

Everything gets better when the Europeans show up.

[Neveragain]

https://i.imgur.com/DJuo9uB.jpg

I love when Bernie is confronted with his own drivel, he instantly goes into a trigger tantrum.

"The only way I'm paying my suggested tax rate is if I have the government hold a gun to everyone's head." ~ Bernie Sanders

[Tgo01]

I love when Bernie is confronted with his own drivel, he instantly goes into a trigger tantrum.

"The only way I'm paying my suggested tax rate is if I have the government hold a gun to everyone's head." ~ Bernie Sanders

He instantly turns into a 3 year old. She asked him “why don’t you voluntarily pay more to lead by example?”

His response: why don’t YOU pay more?! Why doesn’t Trump pay more?!

He and Cortez are adult children who convinced people to vote them into congress by promising them fairies and unicorns.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

WAY awesome article on human feces in San Fran. It comes with maps.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2019/04/15/mapping-san-franciscos-human-waste-challenge-132562-case-reports-since-2008/#460d3ce05ea5 (https://www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2019/04/15/mapping-san-franciscos-human-waste-challenge-132562-case-reports-since-2008/#460d3ce05ea5)

"It’s home to wonders of the modern world – the Golden Gate Bridge and its iconic cable cars – as well as powerful progressive politicians, including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Governor Gavin Newsom, and U.S. Senator (and presidential hopeful) Kamala Harris."

"Since 2011, there have been at least 118,352 reported instances of human fecal matter on city streets."

https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/960x0/https%3A%2F%2Fblogs-images.forbes.com%2Fadamandrzejewski%2Ffiles%2F201 9%2F04%2FSan-Fran-general-poop-map-FINAL.jpg

[~Rocktar~]

WAY awesome article on human feces in San Fran. It comes with maps.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2019/04/15/mapping-san-franciscos-human-waste-challenge-132562-case-reports-since-2008/#460d3ce05ea5 (https://www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2019/04/15/mapping-san-franciscos-human-waste-challenge-132562-case-reports-since-2008/#460d3ce05ea5)

"It’s home to wonders of the modern world – the Golden Gate Bridge and its iconic cable cars – as well as powerful progressive politicians, including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Governor Gavin Newsom, and U.S. Senator (and presidential hopeful) Kamala Harris."

"Since 2011, there have been at least 118,352 reported instances of human fecal matter on city streets."

https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/960x0/https%3A%2F%2Fblogs-images.forbes.com%2Fadamandrzejewski%2Ffiles%2F201 9%2F04%2FSan-Fran-general-poop-map-FINAL.jpg

LOL

[Fortybox]

WAY awesome article on human feces in San Fran. It comes with maps.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2019/04/15/mapping-san-franciscos-human-waste-challenge-132562-case-reports-since-2008/#460d3ce05ea5 (https://www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2019/04/15/mapping-san-franciscos-human-waste-challenge-132562-case-reports-since-2008/#460d3ce05ea5)

"It’s home to wonders of the modern world – the Golden Gate Bridge and its iconic cable cars – as well as powerful progressive politicians, including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Governor Gavin Newsom, and U.S. Senator (and presidential hopeful) Kamala Harris."

"Since 2011, there have been at least 118,352 reported instances of human fecal matter on city streets."

https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/960x0/https%3A%2F%2Fblogs-images.forbes.com%2Fadamandrzejewski%2Ffiles%2F201 9%2F04%2FSan-Fran-general-poop-map-FINAL.jpg

90% of them are from time4sharts

[Methais]

WAY awesome article on human feces in San Fran. It comes with maps.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2019/04/15/mapping-san-franciscos-human-waste-challenge-132562-case-reports-since-2008/#460d3ce05ea5 (https://www.forbes.com/sites/adamandrzejewski/2019/04/15/mapping-san-franciscos-human-waste-challenge-132562-case-reports-since-2008/#460d3ce05ea5)

"It’s home to wonders of the modern world – the Golden Gate Bridge and its iconic cable cars – as well as powerful progressive politicians, including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Governor Gavin Newsom, and U.S. Senator (and presidential hopeful) Kamala Harris."

"Since 2011, there have been at least 118,352 reported instances of human fecal matter on city streets."

https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/960x0/https%3A%2F%2Fblogs-images.forbes.com%2Fadamandrzejewski%2Ffiles%2F201 9%2F04%2FSan-Fran-general-poop-map-FINAL.jpg

Shart Francisco

[Gelston]

Methais plays FB games and tries to get his friends to play them with him.

[Methais]

Methais plays FB games and tries to get his friends to play them with him.

Gelston is mad because I play pool with a friend of mine on fb. It really triggers him for some reason.

Reported for being gay.

[Taernath]

Gelston is mad because I play pool with a friend of mine on fb. It really triggers him for some reason.

Reported for being gay.

Methais wants to sink his balls in Gelston's holes.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/57503688_2626310007410755_8797739437791379456_n.jp g?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=621ec56e18c3ce1d295ca2c7c85ec640&oe=5D486752

And here's Backlash being a "gentleman"

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/57398575_2375836225967612_3713962562786689024_n.jp g?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=31d08a031c26ba4c8f9fd65f3697bd93&oe=5D71DB13

[Astray]

Is that guy half chipmunk?

[Gelston]

Gelston is mad because I play pool with a friend of mine on fb. It really triggers him for some reason.

Reported for being gay.

You keep sending me invites to play.

[Parkbandit]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/57503688_2626310007410755_8797739437791379456_n.jp g?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=621ec56e18c3ce1d295ca2c7c85ec640&oe=5D486752

And here's Backlash being a "gentleman"

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/57398575_2375836225967612_3713962562786689024_n.jp g?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=31d08a031c26ba4c8f9fd65f3697bd93&oe=5D71DB13

Holy fuck.. that IS Backlash.

Except he would have said something like “she had nice tits and pussy”, and THEN claim he was being a gentleman.

[Methais]

You keep sending me invites to play.

Liar.

[Methais]

Is that guy half chipmunk?

He kind of reminds me of Khaladon now that I think about it. Or if Khaladon had a brother. Khaladon's pretty normal though, unlike this Backlash impersonator.

[Gelston]

https://i.imgur.com/DJuo9uB.jpg

I just wanted this picture on here again.

[Methais]

pk (black guy) reading The Daily Beast:

https://i.imgur.com/MOzAzsY.gif

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58377049_2377565225794712_8974354454417506304_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeG9CKDXA4b4S6u4bD0kKmRQUiMR8x7Csoy1Jh9oC tLIPnKsdjQAgns194NJMoa47KwiNhryK3SLmU-BkngmCeWgWFXqge3iN0BdKBaI6NCQuw&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=357f81167d4e352f45a268fbdffc8ca0&oe=5D3E31A7

[Methais]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58377049_2377565225794712_8974354454417506304_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeG9CKDXA4b4S6u4bD0kKmRQUiMR8x7Csoy1Jh9oC tLIPnKsdjQAgns194NJMoa47KwiNhryK3SLmU-BkngmCeWgWFXqge3iN0BdKBaI6NCQuw&_nc_ht=scontent.fmem1-2.fna&oh=357f81167d4e352f45a268fbdffc8ca0&oe=5D3E31A7

:lol:

Also:
https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/57540146_2377858489098719_8962385308276490240_n.jp g?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=b71cb95f1bfa21c1f9af78f31cc1c8d8&oe=5D3894D4

[Gelston]

I think Women's soccer was suing to get paid the same as the men, even though Women's Soccer brings in a whole mess load less than Men's soccer.

[Parkbandit]

I think Women's soccer was suing to get paid the same as the men, even though Women's Soccer brings in a whole mess load less than Men's soccer.

"HOW DUZ MONEY WORK!?!"

[Gelston]

"HOW DUZ MONEY WORK!?!"

If I were US Soccer I'd just drop Women's Soccer and make all soccer open to both sexs, and then watch as no woman ever makes it on the team again.

[ClydeR]

This time Trump has proof that the news is Fake. Receiving a call from the President doesn't mean the President called you if you called him earlier and he is just calling you back.






https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D47InxGUYAAWDeS.png

[Methais]

This time Trump has proof that the news is Fake. Receiving a call from the President doesn't mean the President called you if you called him earlier and he is just calling you back.






https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D47InxGUYAAWDeS.png

Are you ever going to stop being a bigger faggot than you were on the previous day? Yes or no will suffice.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58649438_2381014458783122_2017691402762190848_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=639f41c19830e470236b463d1aea95f3&oe=5D6DF34E

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58649438_2381014458783122_2017691402762190848_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=639f41c19830e470236b463d1aea95f3&oe=5D6DF34E

I bet that guy/gal is a medicare for all fan too. Imagine it's outrage if that was in place and it had to wait years.

[Gelston]

I hate people like that. "My lifestyle is more important than your life." I hope he gets hit by a Mack Truck.

[Methais]

I'm curious how/why he thinks trans wait times are fatal and not cosmetic.

If it's because he's going to kill himself in 30 days if it's not done, that's his own fault for being a tard.

[Gelston]

I'm curious how/why trans wait times are fatal and not cosmetic.

If it's because he's going to kill himself in 30 days if it's not done, that's his own fault for being a tard.

I'm pretty sure that is exactly what he means.

[Astray]

Tuck a penis into itself or deal with cancer?

Cancer gets dealt with first dude, sorry.

[Neveragain]

Cancer sufferers are racist.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58647109_2380974035453831_5034989370826817536_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=56dde3ed09cffbca4069e5a0cb70f158&oe=5D76DB8B

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Kind of makes me want a twitter account to go troll that dude. But it's also from 5/14/17... so... nah.

[Gelston]

rofl

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/8v35seD.jpg

[Methais]

Feminist Cafe That Charged 18% ‘Man Tax’ Goes Out of Business

“The man tax blew up the internet, an idea that we didn’t think was all too radical, yet the way the world responded showed us how fragile masculinity is.” (https://pluralist.com/handsome-her-cafe-man-tax-closes/)

https://pluralist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Handsome-Her.jpg

"Fragile masculinity" :lol:

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/57840007_2425429264144648_403256446516461568_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=103&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=1690b826e71e577f6909f46af359f137&oe=5D6E9DAB

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Kim Jong Un has a detachment of people who collect his waste... cigarette butts, shit, etc... so foreign intelligence cannot see into his health and/or lifestyle.

1) What is that job title?
2) Is there competition for it?

[Ashlander]

Kim Jong Un has a detachment of people who collect his waste... cigarette butts, shit, etc... so foreign intelligence cannot see into his health and/or lifestyle.

1) What is that job title?
2) Is there competition for it?

Bet the turnover rate is high. You missed this cigarette butt....gunshot

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58574801_2382577375293497_1057111105039499264_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=31a03498dc724f644e300008fd814ed7&oe=5D680CE6

[Gelston]

He still has a swastika on his body. Racist.

[Methais]

He still has a swastika on his body. Racist.

He's still mad that he can't even beat level 3 on Zelda.

https://i.redd.it/9s0187zqsdj01.jpg
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/3/31/Level3.gif/revision/latest?cb=20090802051030

I know this is actually a manji and not a swastika. But still, fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!11

[Back]

Buy it on Amazon.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81G0N4N7hGL._SX466_.jpg

[Gelston]

Buy it on Amazon.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81G0N4N7hGL._SX466_.jpg

I bought one and glued all the pieces together.

[Methais]

I bought one and glued all the pieces together.

Racist white glue.

[~Rocktar~]

Waiting for someone to do this with the Democrat candidates, oh, wait, they pretty much hate America and what it stands for.

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58542872_1273291806178407_8810597813961359360_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeFCvSKc2MCHR4S-l8O6A25Al4G4eBab480ZWspalB24RxxiH-bD1DHGHKe7D46oH-oM4HPVBiAJqY1so3RA-FiuWXdQiuNwLfB0cycahBRVQg&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=62638b90f7d70b0d4ce76e415353b8a0&oe=5D34C6A5

[~Rocktar~]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58549711_10219016150858969_6726121112855379968_n.j pg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_eui2=AeHXpLyCEamtDtcHYCYtRc0QIyS2wtYHFfqbLrOIu SV15-ZCi9NGp415b2rOFEgvEI_L5ululNNseLOf_R4Qta8QuZNlJP79 lhLekvcIX_hZsw&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=8053a7e581c1a5d3979e8b194ba6f623&oe=5D3CF6DC

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/59168489_2385108075040427_475019152394813440_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=100&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=0594984e6cbd8df53c4d04b066478a4c&oe=5D3B6AC3

Yes she's so clever :lol:

[Taernath]

Yes she's so clever :lol:

Maybe if you snap her bra straps she'll notice you.

[Gelston]

The guy who wrote that article just wants to bang her.

[Methais]

Maybe if you snap her bra straps she'll notice you.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcw7t5UZU21qdgpf8o1_400.gif

[Tgo01]

The guy who wrote that article just wants to bang her.

Fo shizzle. They aren't even talking about what she has accomplished or anything, just rattling off a bunch of meaningless compliments.

He might as well have just written a poem that ends with "So let's fuck tonight."

[Fortybox]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58549711_10219016150858969_6726121112855379968_n.j pg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_eui2=AeHXpLyCEamtDtcHYCYtRc0QIyS2wtYHFfqbLrOIu SV15-ZCi9NGp415b2rOFEgvEI_L5ululNNseLOf_R4Qta8QuZNlJP79 lhLekvcIX_hZsw&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=8053a7e581c1a5d3979e8b194ba6f623&oe=5D3CF6DC

This is missing BJ Novak.

Reported. Enjoy your ban.

Also - Marvel movies suck.

[Gelston]

This is missing BJ Novak.

Reported. Enjoy your ban.

Also - Marvel movies suck.

Say that like 15 more times why don't you, hipster?

[Tgo01]

Say that like 15 more times why don't you, hipster?

Marvel movies are like Game of Thrones for me. Sure they're okay to watch, but I can take them or leave them.

[Gelston]

Marvel movies are like Game of Thrones for me. Sure they're okay to watch, but I can take them or leave them.

I won't go out of my way to watch it, but I don't feel the need to constantly say they suck over and over again.

[Fortybox]

Say that like 15 more times why don't you, hipster?

https://media.giphy.com/media/cIe5IN5xX3Sp1Iwz2P/giphy.gif

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

You know what they say about people who don't like Marvel movies?

[Fortybox]

Marvel movies are like Game of Thrones for me. Sure they're okay to watch, but I can take them or leave them.

It's just way overdone.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

It's just way overdone.

I bet you like the 27 Fast and Furious movies.

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

[Astray]

Hero movies are in a surplus right now. Meh.

[Gelston]

Hero movies are in a surplus right now. Meh.

They have always been in a surplus.

[Fortybox]

I bet you like the 27 Fast and Furious movies.

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

Um...no.

[Gelston]

Um...no.

Yeah! He only like 26 of them!

[Fortybox]

Yeah! He only like 26 of them!

NOU!!

https://media.giphy.com/media/ZEVc9uplCUJFu/giphy.gif

[Methais]

This is missing BJ Novak.

Reported. Enjoy your ban.

Also - Marvel movies suck.

It’s also missing Toby. And Phyllis. And Jan. And Andraste.

[sellstuff1]

Trump supporters allegedly recruited gay men to falsely accuse Buttigieg of rape

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/7xgb7x/trump-supporters-allegedly-recruited-gay-men-to-falsely-accuse-buttigieg-of-rape

[Methais]

Trump supporters allegedly recruited gay men to falsely accuse Buttigieg of rape

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/7xgb7x/trump-supporters-allegedly-recruited-gay-men-to-falsely-accuse-buttigieg-of-rape

His name starts with “Butt” what more proof do you need?

Also, you’re a huge tard.

[sellstuff1]

His name starts with “Butt” what more proof do you need?

Also, you’re a huge tard.

Kavanaugh raping someone at a frat party = who cares
Republicans hiring people to make false accusations as crisis actors = well yeah BUT ALEX JONES SAID LIBERALS DID IT SO IT'S 100% OKAY

[sellstuff1]

https://youtu.be/H8hwI18u_4g

Conservatives defending eachother

[sellstuff1]

https://i.imgur.com/5ZkVvou.png

[Tgo01]

Hey sellstuff1 is back to embarrass himself again. Must mean some bad news going around for Democrats.

Oh yeah, the socialist dictator they have been defending the past few months (years) is ordering his troops to run over citizens with trucks.

[sellstuff1]

Hey sellstuff1 is back to embarrass himself again. Must mean some bad news going around for Democrats.

Oh yeah, the socialist dictator they have been defending the past few months (years) is ordering his troops to run over citizens with trucks.

That makes you laugh? You're fucking sick, Dreaven.

[Tgo01]

That makes you laugh? You're fucking sick, Dreaven.

You make me laugh every time you post, yes. Dance for us, clown.

[sellstuff1]

You make me laugh every time you post, yes. Dance us for, clown.

I bet you were one of the people hired to make false sexual accusations against Mayor Pete. You sell yourself for pennies and lack any sort of moral compass so that's totally up your alley.

[Tgo01]

I bet you were one of the people hired to make false sexual accusations against Mayor Pete. You sell yourself for pennies and lack any sort of moral compass so that's totally up your alley.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HappyPerfumedElephantseal-max-1mb.gif

[sellstuff1]

Hey Dreaven remember when you, on the same day, called WaPo fake news and also lauded it for it's fine work in reporting because you think any media that goes against your carefully-constructed brainwashing is fake, and any news that agrees with your carefully-constructed brainwashing is 100% fact?

[Tgo01]

Hey Dreaven remember when you, on the same day, called WaPo fake news and also lauded it for it's fine work in reporting because you think any media that goes against your carefully-constructed brainwashing is fake, and any news that agrees with your carefully-constructed brainwashing is 100% fact?

https://media.giphy.com/media/GDG8na3aPEENi/giphy.gif

[Methais]

https://media.giphy.com/media/GDG8na3aPEENi/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/GDG8na3aPEENi/giphy.gif


Kavanaugh raping someone at a frat party = who cares
Republicans hiring people to make false accusations as crisis actors = well yeah BUT ALEX JONES SAID LIBERALS DID IT SO IT'S 100% OKAY

https://media.giphy.com/media/GDG8na3aPEENi/giphy.gif

[Tgo01]

GDP is 1.7% under Obama.

Democrats: This is the new normal for the US, deal with it.

Millions of jobs leave the US under Obama.

Democrats and Obama: What sort of magic wand does Trump have? Those jobs aren't coming.

GDP doubles under Trump. Those jobs come back and millions more created.

Democrats: Trump is just riding the wave Obama created!!1111!!

[Alfster]

Has the GDP doubled? I can't seem to confirm that. It's certainly growing

[Tgo01]

Has the GDP doubled? I can't seem to confirm that. It's certainly growing

3.2% in the first quarter of 2019. Close enough.

[Alfster]

Which is lower than what Obama had in Q1 2015...so his claim of best in 14 years doesn't make sense

[Back]

Which is lower than what Obama had in Q1 2015...so his claim of best in 14 years doesn't make sense

Job growth during Obama's last two years in office were slightly higher than Trump's first two years averaging 211k to 201k.

[Tgo01]

Which is lower than what Obama had in Q1 2015...

That's not what I commented on though. I commented on how instead of explaining Obama's failures in getting the economy back on track, the left instead insisted this was just the new normal and we had to get used to it. Then Trump comes along, proves them wrong, and give Obama credit for it anyways.

Also Obama's average GDP growth during his 8 years in office was 1.59. Going by full years so far Trump is averaging 2.55 with his third year already beating the average. So much for the "new normal."

[Back]

the left instead insisted this was just the new normal and we had to get used to it. Then Trump comes along, proves them wrong, and give Obama credit for it anyways.

Who specifically said that and when did they say it?

[Tgo01]

Who specifically said that and when did they say it?

Well Obama for one in 2010:

https://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2010/11/07/obama-warns-of-new-normal-for-economy/

[Methais]

Who specifically said that and when did they say it?


Well Obama for one in 2010:

https://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2010/11/07/obama-warns-of-new-normal-for-economy/


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/28/ba/a4/28baa44e3c8afcb5354f2614ba5c055b.gif

This is correct.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/59295837_2388595091358392_4447259882764107776_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=e0e6d3c7eb3d8ca33b9f3c1572ee9bc1&oe=5D7259F3


Dra’nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/59178149_10156893960327535_5554033368229740544_n.j pg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=79f41643d83d32d46746407f216392eb&oe=5D68CA90

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/59801995_3111007895579888_8357233160823504896_n.jp g?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=713cff1e5deb0393bc19d9dd31d9013b&oe=5D2B5E4F

[Ashlander]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/59295837_2388595091358392_4447259882764107776_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=e0e6d3c7eb3d8ca33b9f3c1572ee9bc1&oe=5D7259F3


Dra’nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/59178149_10156893960327535_5554033368229740544_n.j pg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=79f41643d83d32d46746407f216392eb&oe=5D68CA90

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/59801995_3111007895579888_8357233160823504896_n.jp g?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=713cff1e5deb0393bc19d9dd31d9013b&oe=5D2B5E4Fhttps://memegenerator.net/img/instances/24219746/thats-not-a-woman-thats-a-man-baby.jpg

[Methais]

https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/24219746/thats-not-a-woman-thats-a-man-baby.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/wE7z7S0.gif

[Astray]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/59295837_2388595091358392_4447259882764107776_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=e0e6d3c7eb3d8ca33b9f3c1572ee9bc1&oe=5D7259F3


Dra’nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/59178149_10156893960327535_5554033368229740544_n.j pg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent.fbtr1-1.fna&oh=79f41643d83d32d46746407f216392eb&oe=5D68CA90

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[Gelston]

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[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/303ebyy.jpgi

[Gelston]

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[Methais]

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[Methais]

Photograph Surfaces of Ocasio-Cortez Flashing the ‘White Power’ Sign (https://pluralist.com/white-power-sign-ocasio-cortez/)

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:lol:

[Methais]

Hillary is the 26th worst person in history according to this:

https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-all-time-worst-people-in-history?page=3

Putin is 25, and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is 30, for a point of reference. :lol:

[Stumplicker]

Hillary is the 26th worst person in history according to this:

https://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/the-all-time-worst-people-in-history?page=3

Putin is 25, and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is 30, for a point of reference. :lol:

Jesus. America needs a better education system. Like right now.

[Methais]

Jesus. America needs a better education system. Like right now.

I'm curious why Scalia is on there. He was 85 on the list.

What did he do that was so bad? I don't know much about SCOTUS justices other than who they are.

[Stumplicker]

I'm curious why Scalia is on there. He was 85 on the list.

What did he do that was so bad? I don't know much about SCOTUS justices other than who they are.

It's literally just a list of people America has heard of from the news in the last 20 years, sprinkled in with the actual historic horrible names you can't not know. And those are for the most part in random order, or below the American news names because they were the names most people had heard.

Leopold II is barely even on the list for example because nobody remembers who the fuck he is. Osama Bin Laden, big asshole, yes. Claimed an attack that killed 3000 people. Clearly more horrible than Pol Pot, who starved, executed, or worked to death 2 million people over the course of five years.

[Methais]

NYT Hits Trump For Losing A Billion Dollars, Then Gets Reminded About Its Own Massive Loss (https://www.dailywire.com/news/46972/nyt-hits-trump-losing-billion-dollars-then-gets-james-barrett)

https://i.imgur.com/683aNDv.png

https://i.imgur.com/BnCoFzx.png

:lol:

[Tgo01]

A Chicago Cubs fan who appeared to flash a "white power" hand gesture behind a black sports reporter while he was on air has been banned from Wrigley Field.

The Cubs sweatshirt-wearing fan's face couldn't be seen during the Tuesday NBC Sports broadcast of the Cubs' home game against the Miami Marlins. But his hand, which appeared in a frame behind analyst Doug Glanville, was positioned in the “OK" hand gesture, often associated with the white supremacist movement.

The fan, who has not been identified, was "indefinitely" banned from Wrigley Field for violating the Chicago Cubs Guest Code of Conduct, the team's president of business operations, Crane Kenney, said in a statement Wednesday.

"If he attempts to enter Wrigley Field or other ticketed areas he may be subject to prosecution for criminal trespass to property," the statement said.

Kenney said earlier Wednesday that the club was investigating the incident "because no one should be subjected to this type of offensive behavior."

"Such ignorant and repulsive behavior is not tolerated at Wrigley Field," Kenney said.

Kevin Cross, the senior vice president of NBC Sports Chicago said the network was "disappointed by the incident that took place on our air ... one that was at the expense of our colleague Doug Glanville."

"We find the behavior of this fan reprehensible and clearly does not represent the great Cubs fans of our city and those around the country," Cross said.

Glanville thanked NBC Sports and the Chicago Cubs organization for launching an investigation. "They have displayed sensitivity as to how the implications of this would affect me as a person of color," he said in a statement.

The "OK" hand gesture only recently emerged as a "white power" symbol.

That new meaning stems from a hoax by members of the website 4chan to "falsely promote the gesture as a hate symbol, claiming that the gesture represented the letters 'wp,' for 'white power,' according to the Anti-Defamation League (ADL).

The hoaxers hoped "the media and liberals would overreact by condemning a common image as white supremacist," the ADL says.

But "by 2019, at least some white supremacists seem to have abandoned the ironic or satiric intent behind the original trolling campaign and used the symbol as a sincere expression of white supremacy," according to the ADL.

The ADL cautions that because the sign once had only an innocuous meaning, "particular care must be taken not to jump to conclusions about the intent behind someone who has used the gesture."

I know what you're thinking "This is from The Onion right?" While it certainly sounds like it, it's actually an article from NBC News, so this really happened.

tl;dr A white fan flashed the okay hand gesture behind a black reporter on TV and the fan has been banned from Wrigley Field forever and threatened with prosecution if he ever steps foot on their property again. They even censored out the hand symbol so as not to offend anyone who might see the okay symbol and feel oppressed.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/sports/cubs-fan-banned-wrigley-field-after-flashing-white-power-symbol-n1003681

They even launched an investigation into this, yes they are literally investigating someone who flashed the okay hand gesture. The black reporter then thanked them for investigating this because they realize the "implication" of this and how it would affect him as a person of color.

The best part is the article even recognizes that the whole okay hand gesture = white power symbol was just a trolling attempt by 4Chan to see if liberals would overreact and condemn a common hand gesture as being a white supremacist hand gesture. And here we are. Liberals overreacting by banning a fan for life and censoring the gesture because it's supposedly a white supremacist gesture.

This is how you know things are relatively good in the world; people finding offense in the the most innocuous of things.

[Shang Tsung]

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[Parkbandit]

I know what you're thinking "This is from The Onion right?" While it certainly sounds like it, it's actually an article from NBC News, so this really happened.

tl;dr A white fan flashed the okay hand gesture behind a black reporter on TV and the fan has been banned from Wrigley Field forever and threatened with prosecution if he ever steps foot on their property again. They even censored out the hand symbol so as not to offend anyone who might see the okay symbol and feel oppressed.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/sports/cubs-fan-banned-wrigley-field-after-flashing-white-power-symbol-n1003681

They even launched an investigation into this, yes they are literally investigating someone who flashed the okay hand gesture. The black reporter then thanked them for investigating this because they realize the "implication" of this and how it would affect him as a person of color.

The best part is the article even recognizes that the whole okay hand gesture = white power symbol was just a trolling attempt by 4Chan to see if liberals would overreact and condemn a common hand gesture as being a white supremacist hand gesture. And here we are. Liberals overreacting by banning a fan for life and censoring the gesture because it's supposedly a white supremacist gesture.

This is how you know things are relatively good in the world; people finding offense in the the most innocuous of things.

Might not just be liberals overreacting.. it's just as many conservatives who get upset by liberals calling them racists that they over compensate.

It's retarded.

[Tgo01]

Might not just be liberals overreacting.. it's just as many conservatives who get upset by liberals calling them racists that they over compensate.

It's retarded.

The only way to fight back is to flash the okay hand gesture as much as possible in daily life.

Okay Power!

[Parkbandit]

The only way to fight back is to flash the okay hand gesture as much as possible in daily life.

Okay Power!

Also, the thumbs up "signal".

I'm going to use both in all my daily activities starting now.

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[Gelston]

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[Tgo01]

Cortez is now saying her "12 years until the world ends" fear mongering was just "sarcasm" and that "you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal."

That's weird because she claimed scientists said that. Not only that she had plenty of Democrats following her lead and repeating that figure, even presidential candidates. Democrats also routinely mocked Republicans when they called into question her 12 year doomsday estimate, so I guess those Democrats are equally as dumb for thinking the estimate was real and bashing Republicans for saying it wasn't real? Is she suggesting she and even presidential candidates are engaging in discussions about something as serious as the world ending because of climate change and using sarcasm to push her policy proposals?

It's doubly weird because just a couple of days ago she was saying Biden's moderate approach to climate change was a deal breaker for her because our children's lives are at risk. Was that also sarcasm?

[Tgo01]

Cortez is now saying her "12 years until the world ends" fear mongering was just "sarcasm" and that "you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal."

That's weird because she claimed scientists said that. Not only that she had plenty of Democrats following her lead and repeating that figure, even presidential candidates. Democrats also routinely mocked Republicans when they called into question her 12 year doomsday estimate, so I guess those Democrats are equally as dumb for thinking the estimate was real and bashing Republicans for saying it wasn't real? Is she suggesting she and even presidential candidates are engaging in discussions about something as serious as the world ending because of climate change and using sarcasm to push her policy proposals?

It's doubly weird because just a couple of days ago she was saying Biden's moderate approach to climate change was a deal breaker for her because our children's lives are at risk. Was that also sarcasm?

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/426353-ocasio-cortez-the-world-will-end-in-12-years-if-we-dont-address


Her comments are in reference to a United Nations-backed climate report, published late last year, that determined the effects of climate change to be irreversible and unavoidable if carbon emissions are not reined in over the next 12 years.

I guess the UN was just being "sarcastic" too with this report. Glad to see Cortez admit this entire thing is just a laughing matter and not to be taken seriously.

[Methais]

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/426353-ocasio-cortez-the-world-will-end-in-12-years-if-we-dont-address



I guess the UN was just being "sarcastic" too with this report. Glad to see Cortez admit this entire thing is just a laughing matter and not to be taken seriously.

That must have been before she realized that all the problems in the world are caused by like 10 people. Only a true misogynist wouldn't see this clear as day of course.

Why do you hate bartenders?

[Methais]

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[Methais]

Alyssa Milano Roasted for Promoting Abortion Rights Using Photo of Her Daughter (https://pluralist.com/alyssa-milano-promotes-abortion-daughter/?fbclid=IwAR1Y_oZQBXubturSwJUjDICfEABsxFRoqJwtwCut HpjMtJDs1JB-XYP0FCk)

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“I’m glad you didn’t kill her.”

The backlash from pro-life advocates against Alyssa Milano’s highly-publicized pro-choice campaign continued Wednesday after the feminist actress shared a photo of her daughter to social media.

“This is my daughter. Her rights are human rights,” wrote in the caption to the photograph, which shows Milano hugging her daughter close.

“#WomensRightsAreHumanRights,” Milano added in the tweet, which garnered thousands of comments and retweets.

The photograph received a deluge of critical comments from conservatives, who argued that Milano had “debunked” her own pro-abortion stance.

“But according to you she would have no rights if she were still in the womb,” wrote Christian conservative commentator Marcus Saylor in reply.

“People don’t usually debunk themselves in so few words,” wrote another commenter.

“I’m sure she is glad she wasn’t aborted with a mother who has made a second career of pushing for abortion. She survived your #RightToChoose,” tweeted pro-life advocate Obianuju Ekeocha.

One response to Milano, from PJ Media’s Jim Treacher, proved particularly resonant.

“I’m glad you didn’t kill her,” Treacher said in a tweet that was liked more than 12,000 times.

“Heartbeat bills,” which prohibit most abortions after six weeks of pregnancy, have passed in four states this year, and Alabama lawmakers on Tuesday voted to effectively outlaw the procedure entirely. Gov. Kay Ivey, a Republican, was expected to sign the legislation.

Although none of the laws have gone into effect amid legal challenges, pro-choice advocates fear they will push the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade, a landmark 1972 ruling enshrining the right to abortion.

Milano has urged her fellow women and feminists to deny men sex “until we get bodily autonomy back.”

The effectiveness of the campaign has, arguably, been lackluster. Conservatives have mockingly applauded Milano for promoting the pro-life teaching of “abstinence first,” even as some have expressed pity for her husband.

Meanwhile, feminists – including a woman who suggested she’d divorced her husband for being a supporter of President Donald Trump – criticized the #SexStrike as a setback to women’s sexual liberation. LGBT types complained they had been excluded.

With states continuing to restrict abortions despite her #SexStrike protest, Alyssa Milano became so furious that she destroyed her own property, she admitted on Twitter Wednesday.

“I just threw my phone across the room. Cracked the screen. Read this. Please,” Milano tweeted, linking to CBS News story about an 11-year-old girl who couldn’t get an abortion because of Ohio’s “heartbeat bill.”

Regardless of your stance on abortion, this is a high quality self pwn. :lol:

[Neveragain]

LGBT types complained they had been excluded.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/03ce2a2576204858a047d66f5810c2f7/tenor.gif?itemid=9961916

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

“I just threw my phone across the room. Cracked the screen. Read this. Please,” Milano tweeted, linking to CBS News story about an 11-year-old girl who couldn’t get an abortion because of Ohio’s “heartbeat bill.”

She sounds violent and unhinged.

[Astray]

“I just threw my phone across the room. Cracked the screen. Read this. Please,” Milano tweeted, linking to CBS News story about an 11-year-old girl who couldn’t get an abortion because of Ohio’s “heartbeat bill.”

She sounds violent and unhinged.

I mean, she wants to use her body as a negotiation piece so we knew she was an unhinged hypocrite. The violence doesn't surprise me.

[Stumplicker]

The fuck's wrong with you?

[Tgo01]

The fuck's wrong with you?

Milano has a lot wrong with her but I get the feeling you are defending her.

[Stumplicker]

Milano has a lot wrong with her but I get the feeling you are defending her.

Based on what?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

The fuck's wrong with you?

Nothing really. How about you?

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/puAA1w8.png

[Tgo01]

Democrats in 2016: The electoral college works in Democrats' favor because Democrats already start out with 230 votes while Republicans only start with 190! Electoral college is AWESOME!
Democrats in 2019: The electoral college is racist and sexist and bullshit and needs go away! No other country uses this dumb way to elect their presidents!!!!!
Back in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019: Whatever the media tells me to say!

[Back]

Democrats in 2016: The electoral college works in Democrats' favor because Democrats already start out with 230 votes while Republicans only start with 190! Electoral college is AWESOME!
Democrats in 2019: The electoral college is racist and sexist and bullshit and needs go away! No other country uses this dumb way to elect their presidents!!!!!
Back in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019: Whatever the media tells me to say!

The fuck?

[Methais]

The fuck?

Did you already forget about how democrats were all about the Electoral College until Hillary lost and now it's the worst thing ever?

[Taernath]

Did you already forget about how democrats were all about the Electoral College until Hillary lost and now it's the worst thing ever?

I remember annoyance with the electoral system going back to 2001.

[Methais]

I remember annoyance with the electoral system going back to 2001.

They were cool with it again in 2016 until Hillary lost.

Also:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnpG-ovU4AAyYf9.jpg

Said useful idiots being Back and people like Back.

[Alfster]

Alarming rate 40+ years ago. Terrifying.

2, 3, and 8 are the republican model.

[drauz]

Alarming rate 40+ years ago. Terrifying.

2, 3, and 8 are the republican model.

Maybe, but 1-8 is def the Democrat model.

[Back]

Did you already forget about how democrats were all about the Electoral College until Hillary lost and now it's the worst thing ever?

You mean how when the electoral vote aligns with the popular vote? Sure. Thats never been an issue for anyone, Captain Clueless.

[Stumplicker]

I remember annoyance with the electoral system going back to 2001.

Yeah..and I remember Democrats specifically not liking it because Al Gore won the popular vote against Bush (among other of the many issues with that election)

[Back]

They were cool with it again in 2016 until Hillary lost.

Said useful idiots being Back and people like Back.

The really sad thing about this, besides your absolute failure to understand why its so sad, is that that guy wrote that book to help poor people organize so they could stop being taken advantage of by people in power, essentially, which one would think would line up with small government types.

None of what is in that image is actually in his book. So who is the useful idiot now?

Its crazy to me that all your political opinions come from straight up propaganda memes designed to appeal to your gut emotions. Another thing thats alarming is how many people there are like you who are news illiterate when it comes to differentiating between propaganda and actual journalism. I'm afraid its enough to swing a presidential election.

[Methais]

You mean how when the electoral vote aligns with the popular vote? Sure. Thats never been an issue for anyone, Captain Clueless.

So as long as democrats win, the voting system used doesn't matter. But if they lose, then it's the voting system's fault and it's racist.

Otherwise what you're saying makes no sense. Which is to be expected in your case.

Stop being such a useful idiot.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Another thing thats alarming is how many people there are like you who are news illiterate when it comes to differentiating between propaganda and actual journalism.

Just saving this for irony.

[Methais]

The really sad thing about this, besides your absolute failure to understand why its so sad, is that that guy wrote that book to help poor people organize so they could stop being taken advantage of by people in power, essentially, which one would think would line up with small government types.

None of what is in that image is actually in his book. So who is the useful idiot now?

When did you read said book?


Its crazy to me that all your political opinions come from straight up propaganda memes designed to appeal to your gut emotions. Another thing thats alarming is how many people there are like you who are news illiterate when it comes to differentiating between propaganda and actual journalism. I'm afraid its enough to swing a presidential election.

Incredible irony from the most useful of useful idiots. At least the keyboard ones. Which was the whole point of the post....that you're a useful idiot. If you need a poll for it, we can make that happen if you'd like.

[Parkbandit]

Just saving this for irony.

Backlash: "It's not propaganda if I agree with it!"

He really is the poster child for useful idiot.

[Tgo01]

Remember how the media had a field day because that Republican Congressman brought in a snowball to Congress one day to prove climate change was fake?

Well Cortez had a similar take in the opposite direction but wouldn't you know it? The media can't be bothered.

Cortez posted on her instagram that a tornado warning went off in her apartment building and she said there are now "casual tornadoes" in DC now and this is all because of climate change of course and we have to act fast.

Yes, Cortez, DC never had "casual tornadoes" until recently. All of those sirens put in place to warn people of a potential tornado were just installed within the past 6 months. You've uncovered the ugly secret!

[Methais]

Remember how the media had a field day because that Republican Congressman brought in a snowball to Congress one day to prove climate change was fake?

Well Cortez had a similar take in the opposite direction but wouldn't you know it? The media can't be bothered.

Cortez posted on her instagram that a tornado warning went off in her apartment building and she said there are now "casual tornadoes" in DC now and this is all because of climate change of course and we have to act fast.

Yes, Cortez, DC never had "casual tornadoes" until recently. All of those sirens put in place to warn people of a potential tornado were just installed within the past 6 months. You've uncovered the ugly secret!

https://pics.me.me/fuck-tornados-fuck-tornados-7446478.png

[Parkbandit]

"The less you are paying attention, the more likely you are a Bernie Sanders supporter," -Chuck Todd- NBC "News", citing a Monmouth Poll

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/JoSPMUc.png

[Gelston]

https://i.imgur.com/JoSPMUc.png

Cool, but it couldn't work. Congress has to approve a new VP that is appointed during term. IF they'd just removed him from office, that isn't happening.

[Methais]

Cool, but it couldn't work. Congress has to approve a new VP that is appointed during term. IF they'd just removed him from office, that isn't happening.

Stop being racist.

Racist.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/MpKCCwH.png (https://genesiustimes.com/pro-choice-astronauts-no-sign-of-life-here-just-these-growing-human-fetuses)

[Tgo01]

https://i.imgur.com/MpKCCwH.png (https://genesiustimes.com/pro-choice-astronauts-no-sign-of-life-here-just-these-growing-human-fetuses)

Why do you hate women so much?

[Gelston]

Why do you hate women so much?

Some of those babies were also women. Probably the majority of them.

[Tgo01]

Some of those babies were also women. Probably the majority of them.

Nope! Until a baby can wield a sword to fight off an abortion doctor it's not yet a human life.

[Gelston]

Nope! Until a baby can wield a sword to fight off an abortion doctor it's not yet a human life.

So you are not yet a human life?

[Tgo01]

So you are not yet a human life?

Hey I can wield a sword, I've been watching "Kill Bill."

[Gelston]

Hey I can wield a sword, I've been watching "Kill Bill."

You're a soy fed vegan baby that can barely lift a spork.

[Back]

Darwin suggested a human isn't fully developed until they can have children. So both your moms still have the option.

[Parkbandit]

STILL waiting on you to tell us what your abortion policy looks like Backlash.

Don't be such a gigantic pussy.. it's not that difficult of a question.

[Gelston]

Darwin suggested a human isn't fully developed until they can have children. So both your moms still have the option.

No, my state passed a 6 week heartbeat bill, signed by a Democrat Governor no less. He put his morals ahead of his festering fuckhole of a party.

[Neveragain]

STILL waiting on you to tell us what your abortion policy looks like Backlash.

Don't be such a gigantic pussy.. it's not that difficult of a question.

I think back just answered with this gem: "Darwin suggested a human isn't fully developed until they can have children. So both your moms still have the option."

So basically it's open season on pre-pubescent children. Back is one of the last surviving Cro-Magnons and has virtually no understanding of biology.

[Methais]

No, my state passed a 6 week heartbeat bill, signed by a Democrat Governor no less. He put his morals ahead of his festering fuckhole of a party.

THIS MUST MEAN DEMOCRATS HATE WOMEN HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Methais]

Hillary Clinton will give keynote speech at cyber defense summit (http://nypost.com/2019/05/30/hillary-clinton-will-give-keynote-speech-at-cyber-defense-summit/)

[Tgo01]

Hillary Clinton will give keynote speech at cyber defense summit (http://nypost.com/2019/05/30/hillary-clinton-will-give-keynote-speech-at-cyber-defense-summit/)

Step 1: Keep top secret information on a server in your bathroom.
Step 2: Run for president.
Step 3: Destroy all evidence when an investigation into your server starts.
Step 4: Blame sexism and racism for why you lost presidential election.

That will be 500k. Thanks.

[Parkbandit]

Hillary Clinton will give keynote speech at cyber defense summit (http://nypost.com/2019/05/30/hillary-clinton-will-give-keynote-speech-at-cyber-defense-summit/)

They must be trolling her.

[Gelston]

They must be trolling her.

You know how you get DWI offenders and stuff giving "scare" speeches to high school kids and stuff? This is what that is.

[sellstuff1]

At Least 6 White House Advisers Used Private Email Accounts

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/25/us/politics/private-email-trump-kushner-bannon.html

It's cool how there's a story that shits all over every conservative's obsession with Hillary Clinton.

[Ashlander]

At Least 6 White House Advisers Used Private Email Accounts

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/25/us/politics/private-email-trump-kushner-bannon.html

It's cool how there's a story that shits all over every conservative's obsession with Hillary Clinton.

Story from two years ago....with some big differences from what Hillary did but you'd have to have read the article to know that wouldn't you.

[Methais]

Story from two years ago....with some big differences from what Hillary did but you'd have to have read the article to know that wouldn't you.

Joke's on you, sellstuff can't read.

[Parkbandit]

At Least 6 White House Advisers Used Private Email Accounts

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/25/us/politics/private-email-trump-kushner-bannon.html

It's cool how there's a story that shits all over every conservative's obsession with Hillary Clinton.

You should read the actual article... you know, when you're not in the middle of a complete meltdown.

[Methais]

You should read the actual article... you know, when you're not in the middle of a complete meltdown.

Give him a break, he's just now catching up to September of 2017.

He's a little slow like that, and we should be sympathetic of his mental disability.

[Tgo01]

Both Hogan (not Hulk, Larry) and Kasich have indicated they will not challenge Trump in 2020 for the Republican primary. So much for the hope that Trump was going to be primaried. At this rate Trump might have fewer challengers than Obama did in 2012.

[Gelston]

Both Hogan (not Hulk, Larry) and Kasich have indicated they will not challenge Trump in 2020 for the Republican primary. So much for the hope that Trump was going to be primaried. At this rate Trump might have fewer challengers than Obama did in 2012.

Pk must be crying even more now, where ever he is.

[Back]

Both Hogan (not Hulk, Larry) and Kasich have indicated they will not challenge Trump in 2020 for the Republican primary. So much for the hope that Trump was going to be primaried. At this rate Trump might have fewer challengers than Obama did in 2012.

Sad. Either of them are x1000+1 more qualified.

[Methais]

Sad. Either of them are x1000+1 more qualified.

Than pk? I agree.

[Gelston]

Sad. Either of them are x1000+1 more qualified.

No, Trump has been President before, so he has job experience. Neither of them do.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Anyone hear the CHarlemagne interview of Elizabeth Warren? Holy fuck he ate her lunch.

[Neveragain]

Anyone hear the CHarlemagne interview of Elizabeth Warren? Holy fuck he ate her lunch.


The Original Rachel Dolezal

He's obviously an alt-right NAZI.

[~Rocktar~]

Sad. Either of them are x1000+1 more qualified.

Natural born US citizen, over the age of 35, lived in the US for 14 years. Pretty sure it's the same for all of them. https://presidentsusa.net/qualifications.html

What you meant to say is "Sad. Either of them are x1000+1 more spineless, manipulatable and establishment swamp compatable."

[Wrathbringer]

Sad. Either of them are x1000+1 more retarded. I like retards because I am one myself.

Fixed.

[Tgo01]

Anyone hear the CHarlemagne interview of Elizabeth Warren? Holy fuck he ate her lunch.

I thought it was pretty awesome. Would have been better if he said "If you knew you weren't part Native American then why did you do a DNA test that said you were part Native American?"

I did like "When did you find out you weren't part Native American and why didn't you stop calling yourself Native American when you found out?" And instead of answering the question she just repeated her memorized line of "Look, I'm not a person of color, I've never been a person of color." No shit, we can see that by looking at you.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

He's obviously an alt-right NAZI.

Yeah the Dolezal part was fucking brutal.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Some teenager mowed a giant penis into a field with Trump under it which could be seen on approach to landing (where Trump landed). He also put some dumb message about climate change being real, which everyone knows is true. Now causes of climate change, that's the debate.

But anyway, good thing we give a shit about some british teenager!

[Gelston]

I heard we're about to have another mini ice age

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I heard we're about to have another mini ice age

I would appreciate that, I always enjoy cooler weather.

[Gelston]

I would appreciate that, I always enjoy cooler weather.

Nothing, I want heat so there can be more vineyards for wine.

[Methais]

Some teenager mowed a giant penis into a field with Trump under it which could be seen on approach to landing (where Trump landed). He also put some dumb message about climate change being real, which everyone knows is true. Now causes of climate change, that's the debate.

But anyway, good thing we give a shit about some british teenager!

At least he can truthfully say Trump isn't his president, so I guess he's got that going for him.

[Astray]

Some teenager mowed a giant penis into a field with Trump under it which could be seen on approach to landing (where Trump landed). He also put some dumb message about climate change being real, which everyone knows is true. Now causes of climate change, that's the debate.

But anyway, good thing we give a shit about some british teenager!

That dude was supposed to meet the queen.

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A kid mowed this into his family lawn. Its in the flight path of the plane that took Trump to England.

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5cf59fd82500003300dbe656.jpeg?cache=kttgoz084i&ops=scalefit_720_noupscale