Really Bad Alters

[SayGoodbye]

Nynari [Merchant]: "Selling a tight-fitting spidersilk bodice which cascades from the shoulders in silvery grey waves (worn on your chest) 50k flat."

[DCSL]

Kind of hard to picture it being both tight-fitting and all wavy. And there's that damn word again, cascades. But at least it's not her hair. If there's nothing else on the wearer that cascades, it's fine.

[Elvenlady]

an exquisite forest green cloak covered with intertwining vines of ivy embroidered with a motif of beautiful golden butterflies some perched on ivy vines while others appear in full flight

[CrystalTears]

Nilandia had posted about this cloak before.
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=687111&postcount=1659

If you copied that straight from the game, then she fixed the commas. /snicker

[Elvenlady]

Copied it from Wexna's latest portrait and description of the wearer and there were no commas, so I've no idea if she fixed them or deliberately left them out :)

[CrystalTears]

Poor Wexna. First I hear of her doing portraits of Gracy and Dorcknight, and now having to reproduce that cloak. Yikes.

[LadyLaphrael]

Sometimes something so ridiculously stupid looking comes along, and I think, "I really have to buy that, just to make sure others see it."

You glance down to see a pink heart-shaped eyepatch edged with white lace in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.

What was the description, Michiko? An accessory to a pink vinyl nurse's outfit? Bow chicka wow wow.

[ViridianAsp]

Actually I think that was sold at a shop...

[Blushy]

Sometimes something so ridiculously stupid looking comes along, and I think, "I really have to buy that, just to make sure others see it."

You glance down to see a pink heart-shaped eyepatch edged with white lace in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.

What was the description, Michiko? An accessory to a pink vinyl nurse's outfit? Bow chicka wow wow.
That is awesome. How much do you want for it?

[Hips]

Laphrael takes off a pink heart-shaped eyepatch edged with white lace.
Laphrael squints.
Speaking to her heart-shaped eyepatch, Laphrael says, "You are such a hideous thing."
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Jaysehn, "That eyepatch would totally go with like, a pink vinyl nurse outfit."
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Jaysehn, "Like in Kill Bill, only pink."
(OOC) Jaysehn's player whispers, ".....so hot."

[Private]-Laphrael: "If I haven't bad altered that eyepatch yet, I need to. It was so ugly I HAD to buy it"
[PrivateTo]-Laphrael: "Jay and I were just thinking it looks like something that belongs with a pink vinyl nurse's outfit, ha"
[Private]-Laphrael: "now if only pink vinyl nurse's outfits were so darn OOC, I'd have something for this year's Pauper's costume contest"


:D

[Hips]

some ivory ceremonial robes swirled with ancient soulstone cycle of life runes


...cycle of life runes? wtf?

[diethx]

some ivory ceremonial robes swirled with ancient soulstone cycle of life runes


...cycle of life runes? wtf?

http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/toon20021224/pic1.jpg http://www.celestial-sisters-mystical-moon-gift-shop.com/catalog/Red%20n%20Black%20Dragon%20runes.jpg

[Hips]

.......I have that song stuck in my head now. :(

[diethx]

Man, I just noticed that alter said CYCLE of life, and not circle of life. lol

And don't lie, you know you love that song. All Lion King songs are full of win!!!

[Allereli]

HAKUNA MATATA!!!

[LadyLaphrael]

Everytime I think of a Lion King song, I'm reminded of every middle school dance I didn't want to go to.

Can you feel the love tonight?
Jesus, no, I felt middle school boner is what I felt. Gross.

[diethx]

Everytime I think of a Lion King song, I'm reminded of every middle school dance I didn't want to go to.

Can you feel the love tonight?
Jesus, no, I felt middle school boner is what I felt.

ROFL, nice.

[DCSL]

Oh god. Nothing more awkward than trying desperately to pretend that you didn't feel it.

[Allereli]

You tap iny starstones and moonstones woven in a silvery threadfitted ivory spidersilk gown held by a thin strap of braided silver and ivory ribbon running across the open back and edged in tiny starstones and moonstones woven in a silvery thread in a salt-crusted sandstone case.

wtf!

[Praefection]

Holy shit, I don't know how she got that last feature done.

You see Kiesha Wolvynsong the Nurse.
She appears to be a Sylvankind.
She is average height and appears to be in her second childhood. She has sparkling, mischievous emerald eyes and flawlessly smooth porcelain skin. She has very long, lustrous red hair dappled with sun-kissed lighter highlights that spills sinuously down to the small of her back. She has a delicate face, a small nose and slightly pointed ears. She has scattered bite marks along her slender neck.

[Allereli]

She has scattered bite marks along her slender neck.

hickeys!

[CrystalTears]

Oh how tired I am of "sun-kissed".

[LadyLaphrael]

Apparently those bite marks aren't considered flaws on that flaaawlessly smooth porcelain skin of hers.

[Hips]

a deeply hooded elven-crafted robe beaded with silver-threaded eternity knotwork along the hemline


beaded with silver-threaded knotwork?

[thefarmer]

You see High Lady Lahanna Derrewyn the Corruptor.
She appears to be a Sylvankind.
She is tall. She has lucid, long-lashed sultry violet eyes and perfectly smooth, milky white skin. She has very long, silky platinum hair with wispy violet bangs that fall into her eyes only to fade to a moonlight silver hue that wraps her face in soft tendrils before spilling down her back in a mass of wild tangles that brush her thighs.
Her face is concealed by a smooth black diamond mask marred by a crescent sliver scorched into the nearly flawless surface.
She has a set of tattooed wings intricately inked upon the pale skin where feathery scars gleam on her back, some tattooed flowing runes that wind like wisps of smoke around her forearm to encircle a shackled demon on her palm, an elaborate knotwork of ritual markings curling like a sickle around her neck, a tattooed stalk of nightshade with dark violet berries that fall from the corner of her eye to the nape of her neck, a silvery crescent moon tattoo on her ear, and a thin black diamond ring in her lip.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a piece of sweet honeycomb in her right hand and an ebony-framed mirror set with a delicate pearl snowflake in her left hand.
She is wearing a silver-tipped feather stickpin, a twisted silver neck shackle, a dark silver chain adorned with a perfect diamond modwir leaf, an ancient silver signet ring, a demon-clasped book bag, some supple sculpted leathers bound tightly by tattered strips of fine silk, a cloak of cloth so fine and dark that it swirls around the body like a shadowy cloud, some sheer thigh-high silk stockings, and some supple silk-bound boots.

[Stanley Burrell]

Oh how tired I am of "sun-kissed".

Moon-kissed ftw (or moons-kissed, if you're a real enthusiast.)

I want to tongue some moonrock. Or at least Moonunit, I would totally do stuff to her if I were important and/or famous.

[Allereli]

You see High Lady Lahanna Derrewyn the Corruptor.
She appears to be a Sylvankind.
She is tall. She has lucid, long-lashed sultry violet eyes and perfectly smooth, milky white skin. She has very long, silky platinum hair with wispy violet bangs that fall into her eyes only to fade to a moonlight silver hue that wraps her face in soft tendrils before spilling down her back in a mass of wild tangles that brush her thighs.
Her face is concealed by a smooth black diamond mask marred by a crescent sliver scorched into the nearly flawless surface.
She has a set of tattooed wings intricately inked upon the pale skin where feathery scars gleam on her back, some tattooed flowing runes that wind like wisps of smoke around her forearm to encircle a shackled demon on her palm, an elaborate knotwork of ritual markings curling like a sickle around her neck, a tattooed stalk of nightshade with dark violet berries that fall from the corner of her eye to the nape of her neck, a silvery crescent moon tattoo on her ear, and a thin black diamond ring in her lip.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a piece of sweet honeycomb in her right hand and an ebony-framed mirror set with a delicate pearl snowflake in her left hand.
She is wearing a silver-tipped feather stickpin, a twisted silver neck shackle, a dark silver chain adorned with a perfect diamond modwir leaf, an ancient silver signet ring, a demon-clasped book bag, some supple sculpted leathers bound tightly by tattered strips of fine silk, a cloak of cloth so fine and dark that it swirls around the body like a shadowy cloud, some sheer thigh-high silk stockings, and some supple silk-bound boots.

my "favorites"

[StrayRogue]

Some GM's really need to learn the Alter verb

Again, CONSISTENCY should be their word of the month.

[Blushy]

You see Great Lord Greys.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is shorter than average and appears to be senescent. He has clouded grey eyes and dark skin. He has short, raven black hair set to form short spikes except for a length that sweeps rakishly over the eyes. He has angular pointed ears. A thick, curved scar runs from his right brow and tapers just above his cheek.
He has a big shadowy black "G" on his neck, and a trio of graduated silver spikes anchored with turquoise in his left eyebrow.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing some shadowy silver Faendryl-style battle chain, a shadowy black pin, a pair of armored gloves with jagged knuckle-studs, a gold ring, a crystal amulet, a long ice blue spidersilk cloak, a crimson rune-stitched backpack, a dark leather locksmith's toolkit, a large bulging loot sack, some padded black leather boots, some reinforced black leather pants, a sturdy mithril-alloy weapon harness, and a dark russet rolaren tower shield.

I know his name is "Greys" and all, but still. This is hilarious.

[Stanley Burrell]

Damn. He must put on his Faendryl robes and Wizard hat like what.

[LadyLaphrael]

XXXXX put an ocean blue mein shield depicting a sunfish leaping from the surf, bright tail fins gleaming in the sun in his imflass weapons harness.

Yeeeeeah.

[Sylvan Dreams]

X [Merchant]: "Taking offers on a black enruned sylvan longsword that seems to burn with an intense darkness, 8x blessable and weighs 3 pounds."

[LadyLaphrael]

You see XXXXX.
She appears to be a Half-Elf.
She is shorter than average and appears to be young. She has sparkling violet eyes and olive skin. She has waist length, flowing raven black hair cascading in waves of tiny ringlets. She has a delicate face, a small nose and a narrow waist.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing some black suede armor trimmed with a row of miniature silver and scarlet lockpicks, a delicate circlet of intricately entwined silver strands suspending a perfect ruby, a delicate teardrop ruby pendant, a sparkling ruby key, a crystal amulet, a charcoal grey leather cloak, a silver-edged Liabo moon pin, a needle-thin invar straightpin capped with runic ivory, a tarnished silver hairpin, a tin-bound maoral Adventurer's Guild badge, a small steel jaws charm, a tiny gilded lock charm, a pair of ivy-tooled suede gloves, a sturdy white vultite straight-pin, a tapered vaalin cloak clasp, a tapered vaalin clasp lockpick, a light doeskin jacket, a hip-length fringed doeskin vest, a back-laced tightly fitted bodice, a pewter and star emerald clasp, a spiderweb covered weapons harness, a black tower shield, a supple leather pack with braided straps, a kelyn bracelet, a clear glass lockpick case latched with a pair of sparkling ruby lockpicks, a gold ring, a linked ruby heart waistchain, a capacious locksmith's toolkit, a waxed black leather pouch, a small finely-crafted elven lockpick case suspended from a ruby inlaid chain, a side-slit black silk skirt, a ruby-clasped doeskin case marked with delicate runes forming the image of a lockpick, and a pair of glass ruby slippers.

Why do rogues have to keep putting lockpicks on EVERYthing?

[Tolwynn]

XXXXX put an ocean blue mein shield depicting a sunfish leaping from the surf, bright tail fins gleaming in the sun in his imflass weapons harness.

Yeeeeeah.

That's actually not an alter, but a very old merchant item instead.

[DCSL]

Why do rogues have to keep putting lockpicks on EVERYthing?


Aww, that's not fair. Some of them cover themselves in assassin black with assassin crests.

[petroglyph]

some billowing glowbark-clasped robes with small strands of delicate eonake wire intricately woven into the fabric

All that, and I don't even know what color it is, or what fabric it's made of.

[Hips]

a vultite wall shield engraved with the image of Imaera gracefully sitting at the foot of a stately willow tree

a shimmering dark golden cloak embroidered with a fog-engulfed phoenix defying apparent death with a triumphant grin

some crimson relic armor beautifully crafted from ancient leathers into muscular form

[StrayRogue]

some crimson relic armor beautifully crafted from ancient leathers into muscular form

Heh, this reminds me of my own armour, just done really stupidly. I wonder if it's ripped off; sort of like how Rubytears stole my tattoo idea.

[Praefection]

Rajegal offers Nyelli a dainty gold belly-chain hung with tiny red sunstones.

[Some Rogue]

Rajegal offers Nyelli a dainty gold belly-chain hung with tiny red sunstones.

So? I wouldn't call that bad at all.

[Amaron]

Its not bad, but it has been against policy to make one for so long.. I guess you can now.

J

[Hips]

Pretty sure it's still against policy, either part of alter 7 or alter 8.

[Amaron]

Rajegal glances at a spiraling tapered faewood runestaff capped with a huge prancing doughnut in his hand.


WTF

[Hips]

Rajegal glances at a spiraling tapered faewood runestaff capped with a huge prancing doughnut in his hand.



...wtf?

[Hips]

DOUBLE WTF!

[Amaron]

HAHAHAHA

JINX!

[Praefection]

That's why I posted it since I was pretty sure they were a no-no.

[Some Rogue]

You mean like the "giantkin robe"?

[StrayRogue]

How the fuck can a doughnut prance. Report that shit.

[Praefection]

Oh yeah, that one was just as bad.

[Elvenlady]

You lot beat me to them all. I weep.

[Praefection]

Moblen offers Darkkstormmer a black vultite tower shield etched with the image of a fire-breathing dragon in flight.

[Hips]

a form-fitting raven black breastplate forged to follow a feminine form and studded with red wild rose-shaped rubies

[Sylvan Dreams]

Moblen taps a form-fitting raven black breastplate forged to follow a feminine form and studded with red wild rose-shaped rubies, which is in his right hand.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Dammit, you were faster.

[diethx]

Haha, I was just about to post that one too.

[Some Rogue]

Moblen offers Ambarelle a form-fitting raven black breastplate forged to follow a feminine form and studded with red wild rose-shaped rubies.

[Some Rogue]

Dammit

[Hips]

Nubs. Gawd.

[Hips]

a wedding band etched with dark purple flames caressing a beautiful sylvan cleric

[LadyLaphrael]

I think the premium service at the Asylum should have read: "Those mother fugly alters no merchant should actually allow."

[That Jay]

The GM who ran the asylum event in Platinum was Hadlir.

[Ilvane]

It was done at the asylum..thus the crazy awful alterations.

...ha?

[That Jay]

a form-fitting raven black breastplate forged to follow a feminine form and studded with red wild rose-shaped rubies

Are those nipple rubies?

[Allereli]

it is breastplate...

[LadyLaphrael]

boobs + rubies = broobries

Sculpted nipples are so 1997, right Batman and Robin?

[Stanley Burrell]

boobs + rubies = broobries

Sculpted nipples are so 1997, right Batman and Robin?

Lmao.

[lavcat]

XXX put a ruby-inset dark vultite sabar in her leather scabbard.

Names changed to protect the... moronic.

A sabar is a drum.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabar

I can only assume she meant a sabre (or a saber).

[Tolwynn]

Maybe they were aiming for this - the color scheme even matches!

http://gizmodo.com/361026/watch-designer-creates-elegant-sabar-love-device-for-business-time

NSFW, btw.

[Pyper]

Rajegal glances at a spiraling tapered faewood runestaff capped with a huge prancing doughnut in his hand.



...wtf?

Okay, I admit it, that's not my alter, but I had a hand in helping the owner devise it. And so did you, Nilandia! Come out here and confess!

And I think it's absolutely hilarious.

[ViridianAsp]

Rajegal glances at a spiraling tapered faewood runestaff capped with a huge prancing doughnut in his hand.


WTF


I hate to admit it, but I kind of like that.

[Nilandia]

Okay, I admit it, that's not my alter, but I had a hand in helping the owner devise it. And so did you, Nilandia! Come out here and confess!

And I think it's absolutely hilarious.
Oh, I'll admit it. The guy said he wanted to do something as goofy as possible, and suggested the doughnut. What else was I do to?

Gretchen

[Celephais]

WTF is a prancing doughnut.

[Sylvan Dreams]

http://www.kulichki.com/tolkien/gif/ponceng1.gif

[serra7965]

http://static.flickr.com/60/223027182_d4066b02e2.jpg

[Allereli]

[07:46] Allereli: Skuli works his way out of some fitted leathers colorfully embossed with tortured faces pressing out from body innards.
[07:46] Laphrael: Skuli works his way out of some fitted leathers colorfully embossed with tortured faces pressing out from body innards.
[07:46] Laphrael: ...yeah

[Stanley Burrell]

^ OH GEEZE

Skuli offers Casanne some fitted leathers colorfully embossed with tortured faces pressing out from body innards.

[Allereli]

I own this, I didn't design it, found it in the pawnshop:

a pink headless bunny-buckled belt

Supple leather dyed a gaudy shade of pink has been punched with holes to create this unfashionable belt. The buckle has been wrought of fine ivory, and crafted to resemble a fluffy bunny that has lost its head.

[Nilandia]

It seems a GM has gone on a spree of designing stuff with headless bunnies. I've seen shields and weapons, too.

Gretchen

[Some Rogue]

XXX put a ruby-inset dark vultite sabar in her leather scabbard.

Names changed to protect the... moronic.

A sabar is a drum.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabar

I can only assume she meant a sabre (or a saber).

Sabar is a war mattock.

http://www.play.net/gs4/info/armory/twohanded.asp#WarMattock

[lavcat]

Sabar is a war mattock.

http://www.play.net/gs4/info/armory/twohanded.asp#WarMattock

In that case, I take far more issue with the GMs/game designers than the person in question. Anyone know why they chose this as a name? Historical precedent? Were bored and just felt like it? Quick googling doesn't reveal any real results beyond GS pages.

[Some Rogue]

Only result I found was this

http://www.youandwhosearmy.co.uk/youandwhosearmy/weapons.asp

An Indian steel pick.

[LadyLaphrael]

I almost had my lockered-up rapier altered into a schlager, just because it's listed as an option. Preferably a gold one.

Fantastic for use on stunman attack training.

"Laphrael stumbles about, but manages to swing a gold schlager at you!"

[Hips]

a glaes-spiked vultite wall shield painted with a fiercely burning village

[Hips]

There IS such a thing as overkill.


You see High Lord Evrem Cleavehammer the Huntmaster.
He appears to be a Half-Elf from Ta'Nalfein.
He is tall and appears to be in the prime of life. He has charismatic, almond-shaped, deep forest green eyes and lightly bronzed skin. He has stylishly short, well-trimmed auburn hair gracefully highlighted with silver by time's ardent embrace. He has a ruggedly handsome, classically chiseled face. He has broad, well-muscled shoulders that hint at a dangerously athletic physique.
He has a tattoo of wickedly barbed spike thorns meandering from his right index finger to a coil around his bicep.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a resplendent golvern-chased warsword in his right hand and a resplendent golvern-chased rolaren tower shield etched with a border of wickedly barbed blackened spike thorns in his left hand.
He is wearing a golvern dagger earring bearing a Nalfein-crested crystal hilt with thorn-like quillons, a richly tailored black cloak, a fleet-footed translucent lizard, a thin-chained tiny resplendent golvern hourglass encasing volcanic black-sand crystals, a tree bark amulet, a richly tailored weapons harness embellished with sparkling dragon's-tear emeralds and lustrous golvern trappings, a twisted black crystal thorn pin, a golvern chain armband bearing a pair of silver-tipped raven's feathers clasped by a sparkling dragon's-tear emerald, a twisted black golvern stickpin, a shimmering glaesine orb, a black golvern-trimmed archer's bracer, a black Nalfein-crested surcoat, some jet black chain hauberk, a hazy glass ring, a gold ring, a richly tailored black belt, a black watered silk hip-satchel intricately embroidered with golvern-threaded maps of Elanthia, a small golvern cricket box, a finely woven golvern-mesh pouch, some richly tailored trousers, and some raven-feather trimmed black tracking boots intricately embroidered with golvern-threaded maps of Elanthia.

[Allereli]

He has broad, well-muscled shoulders that hint at a dangerously athletic physique

Hot. Too bad he's not Faendryl.

[diethx]

What's dangerous about an athletic physique?

[thefarmer]

What's dangerous about an athletic physique?

Wife beater.

[lavcat]

Wife beater.

Or steroids. Make his head pop off.

[NocturnalRob]

Or steroids. Make his head pop off.

nah. he still has all his hair

[diethx]

Wife beater.

When I think wife beater I think more trashy and therefore more beer belly-ish.

[Lord Nelek]

OMG MONK GEAR

Bersaba offers Wolenthor a thick black cotton brawling suit cinched with a loose vaalin-threaded black belt.

[NocturnalRob]

fresh from Melgorehn's alter...way to go, Wolenthor...

a thick black cotton brawling suit cinched with a loose vaalin-threaded black belt

edit: goddamnit, Nelek.

[petroglyph]

Bersaba offers Jexiah some low-slung black shorts fastened with panther-shaped sea glass buttons.

I feel like I'm at "Sukara: The Second Generation" here.

[Lord Nelek]

Aren't shorts OOG?

[NocturnalRob]

some leather casting gloves to some burned leather casting gloves...that show better be amazing.

also...isn't it "burnt?"

[Hips]

Aren't shorts OOG?

If the base item is "shorts" then apparently the GM can't change it. If it had been pants or something else, the player would have been shot down.

[Sylvan Dreams]

fresh from Melgorehn's alter...way to go, Wolenthor...

a thick black cotton brawling suit cinched with a loose vaalin-threaded black belt

edit: goddamnit, Nelek.

This guy is clearly Cobra Kai.

http://seoblog.intrapromote.com/crane%20technique.jpg

[Nilandia]

some leather casting gloves to some burned leather casting gloves...that show better be amazing.

also...isn't it "burnt?"
The design I helped create for him had a show. I don't know if he used it, though.

Gretchen

[NocturnalRob]

This guy is clearly Cobra Kai.



sweep the leg

[Sylvan Dreams]

Darkavien works his way out of some fiery red brigandine armor emblazoned with a coal black panther with ruby set eyes and etched with the words "Death before dishonor".

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

That's about what I'd expect from someone who also has a home on the bad name thread.

[Nilandia]

Darkavien works his way out of some fiery red brigandine armor emblazoned with a coal black panther with ruby set eyes and etched with the words "Death before dishonor".
I'll see you one, and raise you another.

Darkavien just opened a shadowy black woven mithril knight's bag emblazoned with the image of an amber-eyed wolf and the words, ''Hokuten Royal Guard''.

Gretchen

[Hips]

I'll see you one, and raise you another.

Darkavien just opened a shadowy black woven mithril knight's bag emblazoned with the image of an amber-eyed wolf and the words, ''Hokuten Royal Guard''.

Gretchen

Good playstation game, at least?

[Hips]

Sometimes something so ridiculously stupid looking comes along, and I think, "I really have to buy that, just to make sure others see it."

You glance down to see a pink heart-shaped eyepatch edged with white lace in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.

What was the description, Michiko? An accessory to a pink vinyl nurse's outfit? Bow chicka wow wow.

Lethra offers Vender a perky grey nurse's cap.

!!!!

[Elvenlady]

All I can say is WoE has certainly delivered some of the most retarded alters ever.

[Winter's Kiss]

Sadly.. That cap wasn't part of the Festival. That was the all-nighter last night..

[Hips]

a malachite-clasped wrinkled deep ash shawl covered in dark food stains

[Ambar]

Are those nipple rubies?

Where can you get those? Oh, wait there's another merchant this week... I'll have her get them then!

[Woden]

In spite of my sig, I think this qualifies as overkill.

You see **** the Witch.
She appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
She is taller than average and appears to be very young. She has sparkling midnight blue eyes and fair skin. She has long, silky midnight black hair with the end of each strand tipped a deep crimson and soft curls framing her face. She has a delicate face, a small nose and thin eyebrows. She has full crimson lips and softly pointed ears that peek out slightly through her hair.
She has a tiny crystal ring in her left eyebrow, a tattooed symbol of Marlu on her neck, and a sparkling dragonmist crystal half-ring stylized with vaalin filigree in her lip.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a tall black witch's hat, a six-tier delicate silver necklace set with a shard of dragonmist crystal, a twisted vaalin chain with a suspended dragonmist crystal, a glassy black mica amulet, a deeply hooded black silk cloak clasped with a small dragonmist crystal, a horned ebony lizard, a dragonmist crystal thigh-sheath, a backless black silk thigh-length dress with dragonmist crystal-dusted gossamer sleeves, a crimson crystal armband, an ancient Faendryl silver ring, some sharp black fingernails, a dragonmist crystal-clasped pack, some silver-stitched black leathers intricately tooled in a spiraling design accented with dragonmist crystals, a rune wristlet, a midnight black wrist cuff entwined with a crimson vine of thorns, a tiny wicked witch finger puppet, a sparkling silver belly chain clasped with a tiny dragonmist crystal, a crystal and gem bag, some sheer thigh-high black silk stockings lightly brushed with dragonmist crystal dust, an ankle-worn slender leather toolkit, and some thigh-high black leather boots with spiked heels capped with dragonmist crystal.

[Sylvan Dreams]

At least her stuff is in order.

[Blushy]

In that same vein, this guy has a long description on absolutely everything that's not crumbly or disposable:

You see Lord Xxxxxxx the Epic Adventurer.
He appears to be an Elf.
He is taller than average and appears to be very young. He has sparkling argent-flecked emerald green eyes and fair skin. He has neck length, windblown vibrant platinum hair accented with a single veniom-beaded braid aligned with his right earlobe. He has a round face, a thin nose and slightly pointed ears. He has deeply-set laugh lines surrounding his perfectly proportioned mouth.
He has a tattooed symbol of lumnis on his neck, a burning flame tattoo on his neck, a rising phoenix tattoo on his neck, an open magical tome tattoo on his neck, a drunken parrot tattoo on his ankle, a blue mermaid tattoo on his arm, a wailing banshee tattoo on his wrist, a lightning bolt tattoo on his finger, a narrow horseshoe crab spike in his lip, and a ring of silver stars tattoo on his finger.
He is in good shape.
He is holding an ancient rolaren-banded faewood runestaff topped with an intricate translucent crystal rune in his right hand.
He is wearing a veniom-threaded wizard's hat encircled with whorls of mistwood stars, some mithril-framed glasses with darkly tinted lenses, a rune-stitched platinum-threaded neckpouch trimmed with whorls of mithglin, an opaque glass amulet, a ruby amulet, a veniom-bound fireleaf Adventurer's Guild badge, a whorled veniom buckle accented with a deep blue mermaid's-tear sapphire, a twisted hemp knotwork brooch wrapped with polished veniom wire, a ruby-inlaid mithglin button crafted in the shape of an old well, a sparkling black mein key, some polished vultite cufflinks swept with fine veniom tracing, a tiny pale winter rose, a carved hoarbeam symbol, an intricately enruned pure veniom mage's wand vest, a platinum-threaded spidersilk harness secured with a translucent crystal rune, a bulging veniom-threaded lootsack closed with an intricate translucent crystal rune, a symbol-embellished veniom-threaded backpack fastened with an intricate translucent crystal rune, some vaalin-threaded elven leathers embossed with intricate runes, a thick veniom wristcuff centered around an oversized white diamond, a gold ring, an intricately insigiled veniom-threaded belt supporting numerous hoarbeam compartments, an intricately detailed veniom-threaded potion bag encased with whorls of white ora runes, a veniom-banded witchwood alchemy kit swirled at the edges with silver tracery, an ancient veniom-banded mistwood scroll case adorned with swirls of mithglin runes, some fine veniom-threaded britches traced with intricate symbols, and a pair of mithril-toed boots bound with veniom-threaded laces.

[Nilandia]

He's actually been posted here a few times already. Is he really that bad? :D

Gretchen

[practicaldreamyr]

Not much to say about this one, aside from the usual.

You see Xxxxxx the Templar.
He appears to be a Giant of the Issimir Clan.
He is very tall and appears to be as old as the hills. He has crimson-flecked onyx black eyes and tanned skin. He has short, wildly spiked black hair knotted at the tips with bits of small, crimson bone. He has a time-worn, haggard face and a lengthy, sinuous ebon beard tapered off into two sharp points. He has a jagged scar winding from one cheek to his neck, disappearing behind the hair of his beard.
You can hardly recognize him covered in all that soot and ash!
He has a tattoo of a turkey pecking at the corpse of a halfling on his neck, a tattooed Issimir sigil on his finger, a silver-twined bone spike in the middle of his nose, a carved pickle-shaped emerald spike in his left eyebrow, an Agresh tribal band tattoo on his arm, a tattooed symbol of V'Tull on his neck, a silver steel spike etched with a pickle-wielding turkey in his lip, a frowning halfling tattoo with blood-red tears trailing down its cheeks on his neck, an onyx v'tullian war sigil surrounding the image of an evil war turkey tattoo on his neck, a tattooed symbol of V'Tull on his arm, and a translucent glaes pipe clenched between his teeth.
He is in good shape.
A thick layer of volcanic ash and soot covers a bloodstained giantkin headband, some blood agate earrings, a rugged leather neckpouch with worn out seams and faded edges, a sleek shadowy crystal pendant, a massive crystal amulet with a miniature halfling stuck inside, an ancient V'tullian warcloak embroiderd with a giant crimson-bloodied "Z" on the back, an ebon-hued obsidian gate pin, a bluish-black pin, a silver mayoral race button, a shiny crimson button, an onyx deer skin tabard emblazoned with a large crimson Z, a curved black scimitar medallion, a massive turkey-shaped medallion dangling from a thick silver chain, a keg-incised black badge, a lustrous golvern beard clip, some iron-studded gauntlets, a sigil-etched wide silver armband, a pair of armored gloves with jagged knuckle-studs, some crimson-flecked onyx cufflinks etched with the letter Z, a somber black V'tull death mask stitched together with bits of hair and bone, a rugged leather case stitched with an intricate Issimir Templar's sigil, a rugged leather salvage kit with worn out seams and faded edges, a glossy black leather harness with a void black scalping knife and a ruby-hilted silvery vultite knife secured to it, a deer-skin pack stitched with the image of a tormented halfling, a shiny suit of armor etched with an image of a halfling impaled on a stick, an iron mithril-banded manacle, a barbed black steel band, a bright gold ring, a tightly woven kidskin belt with a carved silver Z-shaped buckle, a V'tullian offering box, a V'tullian alembic, a turkey feed bag, a deer skin kilt stitched with an Issimir Clan emblem, and a crimson-flecked anklet with intertwining onyx veins.

[diethx]

You don't need to xxx out Zimzum's name. We all know what a fashion disaster he is. ;)

[Blushy]

He's actually been posted here a few times already. Is he really that bad? :D
I was just struck by a) looking at him and staggering in the face of his massive wall of text, followed by b) noticing an uncanny tiger-striped texture to said wall of text, and then c) realizing that said tiger-stripe appearance was the result of a large gap in the "clickable item link color" between pretty much each and every item in his inventory, due to the fact that they all had long descriptions.

[Khariz]

I was just struck by a) looking at him and staggering in the face of his massive wall of text, followed by b) noticing an uncanny tiger-striped texture to said wall of text, and then c) realizing that said tiger-stripe appearance was the result of a large gap in the "clickable item link color" between pretty much each and every item in his inventory, due to the fact that they all had long descriptions.

Funny thing about that is, the guy is seriously old school. He's not one of those schmos who used a bunch of premium points to alter everything. He's one of those 14 year vets that chased all the merchants down the hard way back in the day.

I do agree, however, that it's a crazy block of text.

Anyone on here remember Oxxon and his ribbon obsession? That was hilarious.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Funny thing about that is, the guy is seriously old school. He's not one of those schmos who used a bunch of premium points to alter everything. He's one of those 14 year vets that chased all the merchants down the hard way back in the day.

I do agree, however, that it's a crazy block of text.

Anyone on here remember Oxxon and his ribbon obsession? That was hilarious.


Back in the day it was trendy to see how many screens worth of scroll you could cause people and still hunt unencumbered.

[Hips]

a pair of soft pink felt pants decorated in green kobolds

[Praefection]

Yay for themes. Moderation is a good thing y'know.

You see Lady Azalas Rathtril the Beguiler.
She appears to be a Dhe'nar Dark Elf.
She is taller than average and appears to be very young. She has thickly-lashed, dark-rimmed intense jade green eyes and dark skin. She has thick, lustrous midnight black hair that cascades flawlessly down her slender back, the well-trimmed tresses gently caressing her ankles. She has a delicate face, a classical nose and high cheekbones. She has dark-tinged, full glossy lips.
She has a black diamond stud in her left nostril, and a black chain tattoo on her ankle.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a dragon-capped twisted orase staff in her right hand.
She is wearing a freshly-cut mournbloom tucked behind one ear, a black leather wand harness inlaid with a vaalin-trimmed green jade dragon, a dark elven militia harness, a jade-clasped deep black silk satchel, a deeply hooded dark elven robe trimmed with arcane runes, a string of tiny black opal dragon-inlaid jade beads, a jade green silk sash, some jade-edged black casting leathers, a jade-trimmed tight black half-bodice, a black opal bracelet, a hazy green jade ring, some silver-insigiled black silk casting gloves with soaring dragon-carved jade buttons, a black spell components case, a rune-stitched black silk gem pouch bound with a miniature jade-carved dragon's head, an elegant mid-thigh length black spidersilk skirt embroidered with a malevolent jade green dragon, a pair of thigh-high sheer black spidersilk stockings topped with jade green ruffled lace garters, and some black spike-heeled boots.

[Stanley Burrell]

A shout rings out from the cell, "None can defeat me, for I am the mighty Lorddeathkillerguy Asdfghmaniacman!!!"

lol, I forgot about those asylum scripts.

[ViridianAsp]

a lace-trimmed sheer white thigh-band adorned with sparkling bunny shaped emeralds

The person wearing this had some equally stupid, ugly alters...but this stuck out most.

[Allereli]

a lace-trimmed sheer white thigh-band adorned with sparkling bunny shaped emeralds

The person wearing this had some equally stupid, ugly alters...but this stuck out most.

Who started the whole bunny alter thing anyway? and thigh-band?? just say garter

[Tolwynn]

Who started the whole bunny alter thing anyway? and thigh-band?? just say garter

Except you can't say garter, is the problem. Thigh-band is acceptable, whereas a garter is a dangerous and forbidden piece of lingerie.

[ViridianAsp]

Except you can't say garter, is the problem. Thigh-band is acceptable, whereas a garter is a dangerous and forbidden piece of lingerie.

It's like the whole half-bodice vs. Choli deal... It too is dangerous and forbidden.

I think it's funny.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Except you can't say garter, is the problem. Thigh-band is acceptable, whereas a garter is a dangerous and forbidden piece of lingerie.

You can use "garter" if it's connected to stockings.

[thefarmer]

Who started the whole bunny alter thing anyway? and thigh-band?? just say garter

I blame every ugly female 'whore' alteration and trend on Faiyth.

I also blame every ugly 'dark' alteration trend on Blades.

[Tolwynn]

You can use "garter" if it's connected to stockings.

This is incorrect, unless they've reversed their standards yet again. I've been told it was too racy, a piece of lingerie or flatly not allowed, etc. I'll send a Sadie scroll up in the next couple of days and we'll see what comes of it.

[ViridianAsp]

I blame every ugly female 'whore' alteration and trend on Faiyth.

I also blame every ugly 'dark' alteration trend on Blades.


Hadya has wears dark silk clothing....but not "melds into the shadows because I'm evil." dark...

[thefarmer]

Hadya has wears dark silk clothing....but not "melds into the shadows because I'm evil." dark...

This is what I'm referring to... Old school ODB.

I see Blades Clanners the Dark Elf.
He appears to be in his 160's, has short, wavy white hair, green eyes, and dark skin. He has a tattooed symbol of Luukos on his finger, a tattoo of crimson barbed wire running down his cheek and coiled around his neck, and a tattoo of a white skull on a field of black on his neck.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a viper staff in his right hand.
He is wearing a platinum cobra pendant, a crown forged of the purest gold with five points, each topped with a shimmering rune-etched soulstone, a ring made of the purest golvern with a tinge of veniom leaf decorating it, a flowing dark elven cloak trimmed with silvery death runes and clasped by the claw of a lich, a tattered black vruul-skin pouch stained with darkened blood and trimmed with glistening shards of onyx, a pair of form fitting leather pants in shades of black and grey that seem to meld with the shadows, some centaur hide boots in black and shades of grey that give the impression of flowing shadows, a black braided belt with hand-tooled symbols of chaos and fastened by a black ora buckle, some flame etched venium bracers with several titanium spikes protruding from them, a pair of veniom gauntlets with razor-sharp titanium blades protruding from them, a braided white hair bracelet, a sinister black eye patch embroidered with a hypnotic white spiral that gives the illusion of constant swirling, a black rolaren key suspended on a grey silk cord, a glowing crystal ball, a golden skull earring with ruby eyes that appear to glare outwards malevolently, a thick band of black ora inset with a sparkling soulstone bearing an emerald seal of House Faendryl upon it, a hideous black shoulder scabbard enscribed with images of death and destruction, a glowing amulet, a grey velvet sack, a black galvorn-bound shield emblazoned with a serpent with ruby eyes that seem to pierce your soul, and some vaalin battle armor as black as death and trimmed with razor-sharp spikes.

And that was a good day. Sometimes it was worse... Though I do have to say he got rid out of the habit of wearing that shit these days.

[Hips]

I have a garter. It's hideous and in need of re-altering, though.

[Wolenthor]

sweep the leg

Broken leg crane stance = win.

[Latrinsorm]

rofl @ a fucking solid gold crown.

[Winter's Kiss]

Okay.. I'm pretty sure people have seen this before.. But all this.. SCARES me. It makes my eyes bleed..

She appears to be a Burghal Gnome.
She is short and appears to be of a tender age. She has crossed myrtle green eyes and freckled skin. She has waist-length, curly orange-streaked red hair tied loosely into two pigtails with some pretty pink hair ribbons. She has a plump face, a prominent nose and a pronounced overbite.
She has a cracked black heart tattoo on her wrist.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a pale pink bunny-painted runestaff in her right hand.
She is wearing some pale pink rabbit-shaped slippers, a white and pink bunny skirt, a cracked bone battle horn, a roomy seashell pink satchel, a pink and white leather kit, a threadbare ivory white belt, a loop of pink string, a pale pink silken lace wrist-purse embroidered with a tiny white bunny, a rabbit-etched wristcuff inlaid with a princess-cut pink sapphire, a bunny-crested pale pink tabard, a threadbare deep pink backpack, a rose-sprigged powder pink tote, an elegant gold bar brooch dangling a rose-cut diamond, a butterfly charm, a carved lapis lazuli butterfly charm, some sharp diamond-tipped claws, a butterfly charm, a silver waist chain adorned with faceted bunny-shaped rubies, some patterned pale pink lace stockings, a fuzzy white tail, a pair of fuzzy rabbit ears, a pair of powder pink leather gloves, a pink pearl-eyed silver rabbit stickpin, some pink-tinted spectacles inlaid with tiny silver rabbits on the temples, a pink wizard's robe embroidered with silver pouncing bunnies, a frosted glass phial spiraled with painted pink tuberose, a little round mirror, a pair of ivory bunny earcuffs, a ribboned conical pale pink wizard's hat, a gold ring, and a light pink crushed silk bandana.



-Not to mention none of it is SORTed...

[DCSL]

I'm not sure it would make a difference to me if it were sorted or not. It's heinous any way you look at it. Although I do like her eyes.

[Hips]

Sry, Augie.


some rosy pink healer's leathers
The soft delicate leather is finely crafted and is the perfect fit for a half-elven maiden. Tiny symbols of Healing and Restoration are intricately stitched down the sides of the leathers. The image of a white angel standing behind a golden-haired empath guiding her hands in healing is embroidered on the back. A tiny acantha leaf-shaped patch adorns the front of the leathers and the name "Angel Puff" is sewn across it." You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.


a shimmering dark silver dress fashioned in the finest silk with an elegant dusting of crystalline onyx and a dark silver thread that winds its way around the waist and around the shoulders to secure a six tentacled star engraved in a fine onyx stone

[Augie]

Sry, Augie.


some rosy pink healer's leathers
The soft delicate leather is finely crafted and is the perfect fit for a half-elven maiden. Tiny symbols of Healing and Restoration are intricately stitched down the sides of the leathers. The image of a white angel standing behind a golden-haired empath guiding her hands in healing is embroidered on the back. A tiny acantha leaf-shaped patch adorns the front of the leathers and the name "Angel Puff" is sewn across it." You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.


a shimmering dark silver dress fashioned in the finest silk with an elegant dusting of crystalline onyx and a dark silver thread that winds its way around the waist and around the shoulders to secure a six tentacled star engraved in a fine onyx stone

:lolwave: Yah the dress is not mine -- but it's from an old old old wedding set. It's THE longest tap description item in the game heh.

As far as the healer's leathers -- that was from a long long time ago lol. My empath wore them faithfully but yah...they were pretty bad hah.

[diethx]

:lolwave: Yah the dress is not mine -- but it's from an old old old wedding set. It's THE longest tap description item in the game heh.

Yeah, those two lesbians (I honestly can't remember their names) created seriously the ugliest wedding items ever. I still can't believe the GMs did them. I get they won't usually say no because a design is ugly, if they ever do. But c'mon, the longest run on sentence in the history of the English language?!

[Ilvane]

Sry, Augie.


some rosy pink healer's leathers
The soft delicate leather is finely crafted and is the perfect fit for a half-elven maiden. Tiny symbols of Healing and Restoration are intricately stitched down the sides of the leathers. The image of a white angel standing behind a golden-haired empath guiding her hands in healing is embroidered on the back. A tiny acantha leaf-shaped patch adorns the front of the leathers and the name "Angel Puff" is sewn across it." You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

I agree..and I was going to say something but decided against it..LOL

Angela

[Elvenlady]

some lizard scaled brigandine armor with the image of a giant viper striking at a cleric as he tries to pull a corpse away from the fray

[CrystalTears]

some lizard scaled brigandine armor with the image of a giant viper striking at a cleric as he tries to pull a corpse away from the fray
OMG :lol:

[NocturnalRob]

some lizard scaled brigandine armor with the image of a giant viper striking at a cleric as he tries to pull a corpse away from the fray

that is...appalling in its genius

[Emran]

a mottled brown cloak draped with dozens of desiccated fish heads

[ViridianAsp]

a mottled brown cloak draped with dozens of desiccated fish heads

You know, I actually like that. It's offbeat.

[Emran]

You know, I actually like that. It's offbeat.


Wouldn't be bad at all without the fish heads. I like the mottled brown.

[Allereli]

Wouldn't be bad at all without the fish heads. I like the mottled brown.

you really have to know the character to appreciate the fish heads

[Some Rogue]

you really have to know the character to appreciate the fish heads

Are they roly poly fish heads?

[Misun]

Are they roly poly fish heads?

Eat them up, YUM! ;)

[MotleyCrew]

You see Kruegur.
He appears to be a Half-Krolvin of the Gob'tak Klinast.
He is taller than average. He has mismatched cerulean blue and murky grey eyes and blue-grey skin. He has long, thick matted white hair pushed back and scattered all directions across his head, accentuated by one elongated heap hanging down to hide his left thigh.
His face is concealed by an archaic Gob'tak tribal mask highlighted by a jagged diagonal slash mark.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his left arm.
He is holding a midnight black vultite shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a dull gold ring, a crystal amulet, an equipment pack, an archaic battle gauntlet safeguarded with razor-sharp spikes protruding from the knuckles, some hooded luminescent robes, a strand of massive totemic prayerbeads, some ethereal black battle leathers, and an archaic wrist binding.

Um ok...was nice enough guy, and I'm sure theres a reason...but...um, yeah.

[iJin]

...what?!

[Stanley Burrell]

You see Kruegur.
He appears to be a Half-Krolvin of the Gob'tak Klinast.
He is taller than average. He has mismatched cerulean blue and murky grey eyes and blue-grey skin. He has long, thick matted white hair pushed back and scattered all directions across his head, accentuated by one elongated heap hanging down to hide his left thigh.
His face is concealed by an archaic Gob'tak tribal mask highlighted by a jagged diagonal slash mark.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his left arm.
He is holding a midnight black vultite shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a dull gold ring, a crystal amulet, an equipment pack, an archaic battle gauntlet safeguarded with razor-sharp spikes protruding from the knuckles, some hooded luminescent robes, a strand of massive totemic prayerbeads, some ethereal black battle leathers, and an archaic wrist binding.

Um ok...was nice enough guy, and I'm sure theres a reason...but...um, yeah.

I think it's supposed to look like the side of his body is a continuation of really spiky, protruding hair; with special attention to spiked protrudedness on the left thigh? I dunno. I would've reserved that as some leg tuft as a distinguishing mark. Maybe. I get the idea though.

[MotleyCrew]

I think it's supposed to look like the side of his body is a continuation of really spiky, protruding hair; with special attention to spiked protrudedness on the left thigh? I dunno. I would've reserved that as some leg tuft as a distinguishing mark. Maybe. I get the idea though.

I worry about you Hammerr. :)

[Raffles]

I think it's supposed to look like the side of his body is a continuation of really spiky, protruding hair; with special attention to spiked protrudedness on the left thigh? I dunno. I would've reserved that as some leg tuft as a distinguishing mark. Maybe. I get the idea though.

Maybe it should of been a tangle or mat instead of a 'heap'?

[Stanley Burrell]

I worry about you Hammerr. :)

I don't have any matted leg tufts! :-P

Hmm. Yet...

[Eoghain]

Meritis put a forester's rolaren tower shield etched with Sylvan sigils of protection encircling a silvery willow tree in his rolaren weapons harness.

UGH.

[LadyLaphrael]

Drakern [Merchant]: "A black silk mask embroidered with silver flames straying from the eyeslits. Facial concealer, I had it altered myself. TTM if interested."

Personally, I wouldn't own up to being the creator of that thing.

[Martaigne]

Meritis put a forester's rolaren tower shield etched with Sylvan sigils of protection encircling a silvery willow tree in his rolaren weapons harness.

UGH.

This makes me hurt to be Sylvan.

[Shari]

Ditto

[War Angel]

Found this in a locker, along with an anklet collection I won from a player departing Elanthia.

an anklet of paired twin serpents fashioned from onyx and ruby and sculpted to writhe upwards from the ankle and around the calf

[Sweets]

You see Great Lady Arlia Erane the Pyromancer.
She appears to be a Half-Elf.
She is average height and appears to be young. She has long-lashed sparkling hazel eyes and tanned skin. She has long, flowing pale brown hair falling down her back in blonde highlighted strands. She has a heart-shaped face, a small nose and slightly pointed ears.
She has minor cuts and bruises on her abdominal area, deep lacerations across her back, and minor bruises on her neck.
She has an old battle scar across her chest, several painful-looking scars across her abdominal area, several painful-looking scars across her back, a black-and-blue right eye, developed slurred speech, and terrible scars from some serious neck injury.
She is wearing a rune-stitched blackened silk backpack, a blackened silver alchemy case, a twisted gold ring, a midnight blue robe embroidered with a large silver unicorn against a field of ancient runes, a silver necklace with a tiny dangling prancing crystal unicorn, a flame-shaped scorched silver locket, a silver-edged midnight blue skirt stitched with tiny fire balls and lightning bolts that arc around a silver unicorn, some mithril-framed glasses with darkly tinted lenses, some black full leather fastened with silver loops and unicorn-shaped buckles, a silver Brigatta pin, a pair of silver-buckled black leather boots painted with silver unicorns, a black opal bracelet, a pointed black steel hat painted with silver unicorns, a flat silvery bracer enameled with a rampant sapphire blue unicorn design, a prancing crystal unicorn clasp, a drawstring coin purse, a sun-streaked braided leather satchel, a small gold ring, a crystal amulet, and an onyx-inlaid ora earcuff.


Yesh.:club:

[CrystalTears]

She sure loves unicorns and burnt stuff. :)

[DelawhereAmi]

some form fitting, deep black, lizard scale leathers with a glittering white shield formed from small pieces of white ora protecting the breast

[fallenSaint]

some form fitting, deep black, lizard scale leathers with a glittering white shield formed from small pieces of white ora protecting the breast

I hate taps with comma's as is, doesn't help with the ugly the thing pulls off as a whole.

[Martaigne]

Commas shouldn't exist between the adjectives on that item. So it's retarded before it even gets to the awkward description.

[Allereli]

Gag reflex when I saw this:

You see Mystiarra Starfyre the Enchantress.
She appears to be a Halfling.
She is tiny and appears to be young and untried. She has sultry, long lashed deep wisteria eyes and ivory skin. She has long, layered fiery crimson hair falling to mid-back in chaotic wisps. She has a heart-shaped, doll-like face, a button nose and dimpled cheeks.
She has a tattoo of a mischievous monkey entangled with a frolicking jaguar cub on her ankle, a trio of laje rings dangling a black diamond half-moon in her left eyebrow, a moon and stars tattoo on her neck, a tiny diamond stud in her lip, and a tattoo of gold cascading stars on her thigh.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a dingy gold ring, a tiny swirled-laje diadem etched with lollipops, a mischievous monkey trinket, a tiny black neckpouch, a tightly woven cloak bejeweled with a paw-shaped moonstone, a small rose, a glaesine crystal dragonfly, a form-fitting dark icy silver sundress, a mischievous monkey pin holding a colorful lollipop, a tiny swirled laje half-moon charm, a pyrite-bound silk Adventurer's Guild badge, a brushed silver wolf cub pin, a gold-threaded blue velvet lootsack, a diminutive black backpack secured with colorful lollipop-shaped buttons, some swirled form-fitting black leathers studded with multicolored lollipop-shaped gems, a dainty swirled laje manacle inset with colorful lollipop-shaped gems, an emerald engagement ring, a delicate silver belly chain adorned with shimmering pearls, a hip-chain of tiny lollipop-shaped gems swirled with laje, and a tiny crystal monkey anklet.

First off, monkeys and lollipops?!?!

Second, how did she bend the rules of physics to get a dark icy silver color?

edit: and someone is attracted enough to that crap to propose

edit: she got the leathers changed...

Mystiarra works her way into some swirled form-fitting black leathers studded with emerald flecked paw-shaped opaline moonstones.

[CrystalTears]

I bet she's a Zelia follower. Not that it makes it better, but it's a consideration. And I assume the paw prints are monkey paw prints. Ya know cause all paws look the same.

[Martaigne]

A dark... icy... silver... sundress?

Holy fucking oxymoron, Batman!

[wood1559]

saw those leathers altered this morning... first thought, oh good, she'll get those fixed. second thought, better said by vivaldi, "ugly to uglier"

ugh.

[LadyLaphrael]

Kynseiyn drapes an elegant ivory black longcoat from his shoulders.

I don't care what his explanation behind that one is. Teh lose.

[CrystalTears]

Heh, NocturnalRob just complained about this one too. Although at least it was elegant now.

[NocturnalRob]

Heh, NocturnalRob just complained about this one too. Although at least it was elegant now.

haha...yeah, CT provided a good explanation of what "ivory black" is. Apparently it's an actual color. I'm still shaking my head about the decision though

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=32520

[thefarmer]

You see High Lady Lahanna Derrewyn the Corruptor.
She appears to be a Sylvankind.
She is tall and appears to be of a tender age. She has lucid, long-lashed sultry violet eyes and perfectly smooth, milky white skin. She has very long, silky platinum hair drawn back from her face and bound in place by an interlocking silver ring circlet set with a moon shaped diamond. She has a strikingly delicate, refined face and a set of luscious, pouting lips that curve softly downwards. She has pale markings that gleam faintly silver and swirl across her exposed skin.
She has a silvery crescent moon tattoo on her ear, a tattooed stalk of nightshade with dark violet berries that fall from the corner of her eye to the nape of her neck, an elaborate knotwork of ritual markings curling like a sickle around her neck, some tattooed flowing runes that wind like wisps of smoke around her forearm to encircle a shackled demon on her palm, and a thin black diamond ring in her lip.
She has some minor cuts and bruises on her left leg.
She is wearing a twisted silver neck shackle, some well worn black diamond prayerbeads strung from an intricately knotted cord of pale moonlight silver silk, a twisted black ora ring, an ancient silver signet ring, a spiraling ora verlock feather armband encrusted with black diamond shards, a demon-clasped book bag, a deeply hooded burial robe, a cloak of cloth so fine and dark that it swirls around the body like a shadowy cloud, some sheer thigh-high silk stockings, and some supple silk-bound boots.

[diethx]

She has a twig and berries on her face. Heh heh heh.

[Sweets]

She has a twig and berries on her face. Heh heh heh.


I had a chuckle about that one too.

[Sablemane]

I've got a backpack made of intestines. No, really. It's sitting in my locker. Someone's idea of a cool alter

[thefarmer]

You see Ouna.
She appears to be an Aelotoi of the Vaer'sah Clan.
She is average height and appears to be very young. She has silver-flecked black eyes and alabaster skin. She has chin-length, tussled black hair that spills haphazardly into her face and has a single silver streak that is drawn back behind her left ear. She has a delicate face and a small nose. She has a pair of tattered-edged, silvery-hued wings.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a fluffy black feather quill tucked behind one ear, a spiked black leather collar, a crystal amulet, a dull black onyx-inlaid ovenbird, a back-slit tattered black longcoat, a dark ebonwood lute strung with gleaming silver, a small black mournbloom tinged with intense purple, a glaesine crystal dragonfly, a carved obsidian crow pin, a tattered loose black spidersilk blouse, a ripped black leather corset with silver buckles up both sides, a braided black spidersilk harness, some well-oiled black double leather with slits cut in the back panel, some black arm greaves, a black opal bracelet, some ripped black net half-gloves, a wide black leather utility belt, a tastefully embroidered elegant black leather handbag, a silver-buckled shadowy black leather hip-satchel, a ragged deep black kilt, some black leg greaves, some torn black thigh-high gartered net stockings, some thick black socks, and some black leather heavy infantry boots.

Does this look trashy to anyone else but me?

[Stanley Burrell]

You see Ouna.
She appears to be an Aelotoi of the Vaer'sah Clan.
She is average height and appears to be very young. She has silver-flecked black eyes and alabaster skin. She has chin-length, tussled black hair that spills haphazardly into her face and has a single silver streak that is drawn back behind her left ear. She has a delicate face and a small nose. She has a pair of tattered-edged, silvery-hued wings.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a fluffy black feather quill tucked behind one ear, a spiked black leather collar, a crystal amulet, a dull black onyx-inlaid ovenbird, a back-slit tattered black longcoat, a dark ebonwood lute strung with gleaming silver, a small black mournbloom tinged with intense purple, a glaesine crystal dragonfly, a carved obsidian crow pin, a tattered loose black spidersilk blouse, a ripped black leather corset with silver buckles up both sides, a braided black spidersilk harness, some well-oiled black double leather with slits cut in the back panel, some black arm greaves, a black opal bracelet, some ripped black net half-gloves, a wide black leather utility belt, a tastefully embroidered elegant black leather handbag, a silver-buckled shadowy black leather hip-satchel, a ragged deep black kilt, some black leg greaves, some torn black thigh-high gartered net stockings, some thick black socks, and some black leather heavy infantry boots.

Meanwhile, in addition to rape not being funny, someone's close relative; also of male gender, created a GemStone player a few years later.

;l

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

At least her handbag is tasteful!

[Martaigne]

She's obviously still in her goth phase.

[ViridianAsp]

Yeah, looks like she's going goth fishnets and combat boots. heh.

[Allereli]

Otuio offers Rilla some soft midnight-blue elven battle hunts emblazoned with the image of Darkstone Castle and edged with silvery studs.

[Martaigne]

Murals on armor or cloaks is SO 1998.

[MotleyCrew]

I don't care how wonderful 'Pinky' is, these are bad....good for a chuckle though, heh...

You see Great Lord Corwynd O'Pink the Magician.
He appears to be a Dhe'nar Dark Elf.
He is shorter than average and appears to be of full age. He has long-lashed violet eyes and dusky skin. He has thick, bouncy soft pink hair that curls around the ears and falls gracefully to his shoulders. He has a delicate face, a thin nose and a generous mouth. He has a tiny beauty mark above his softly curved, full pink lips.
He has a colorful circus wagon tattoo on his neck, a golden keg tattoo on his arm, a crowned frog tattoo on his arm, and a circle of dancing roltons tattoo on his ankle.
He has a strange case of muscle twitching.
He is wearing some pale pink leather back-sheaths, a delicate amethyst-hued passion-flower, a flowered pink bonnet, a crystal amulet, a graceful pink silk cloak covered in kitten fur and scratch marks, a bright pink shrike-feather boa, a pair of rose-tinted glasses, a front-laced pale pink bodice with a column of bright pink buttons down the side, a pair of long pink elbow-length gloves laced in silver and covered in scratch marks, some fitted pink casting leathers, a loop of pink string, a pink crystal heart ring, a flowered pink hip satchel embroidered with the words 'Beware the Petunia.', a fuzzy pink sack, a long frilly pink silk skirt covered with paw-shaped prints along the hem, and some pale pink ribbon-tied slippers.

His quote: "Pink! It's my favorite color! Pink! It's the love you discover! Pink, it's the newest obsession! Pink, it just goes with a fashion! Pink! It's like red but not quite...."

[Allereli]

omg he's dhe'nar too

[DCSL]

I hope he's Dhe'nar for the irony.

[Hips]

I still miss Pinky's coconut bodice/cravat combo. It was like some odd Elanthian version of Avril Lavigne.

[Praefection]

You see Jooniper Kindlemae.
She appears to be a Human.
She appears to be in the prime of life. She has darkly-lashed, vibrant honey-hued eyes and radiant, petal-soft apricot skin. She has silvery, blonde hair that tumbles softly over her shoulders in a cascade of bouncing curls. She has a freckle-sprayed, button nose and soft, naturally rosy lips. She has a natural warm glow tinting her cheeks.
She has some tiny bunny paw prints circling her wrist, and a sweet snowy bunny tattoo on her thigh.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a drake falchion in her left hand.
She is wearing a hammered sterling silver bracelet set with a sparkly blue bunny-shaped diamond, a fuzzy bunny finger puppet, some soft white bunny paw mittens edged with blue ribbons, a warm oversized nightshirt, some sheer white gossamer leggings, a blue diamond bunny barrette, a fine azure veniom anklet with tiny diamond bunny charms hanging from small silver hoops, a white velvet choker adorned with silver bunny charms, some white diamond-eyed ruby nosed bunny slippers with tiny jingle bells sewn into each long fuzzy ear, a soft pure white leather satchel, a deep azure rose, a thin moonlight white ribbon, a furry flop-eared bunny button, a well-traveled veniom stitched cloak, a thin silken azure ribbon suspending an intricate piece of bunny-carved amber, a blue silk cymbal pouch embroidered with a tiny white bunny, a warm creamy white bunny-print blanket, and some white fluffy bunny ears lined with pink silk and edged in diamond dust.

[Misun]

You see Jooniper Kindlemae.
She appears to be a Human.
She appears to be in the prime of life. She has darkly-lashed, vibrant honey-hued eyes and radiant, petal-soft apricot skin. She has silvery, blonde hair that tumbles softly over her shoulders in a cascade of bouncing curls. She has a freckle-sprayed, button nose and soft, naturally rosy lips. She has a natural warm glow tinting her cheeks.
She has some tiny bunny paw prints circling her wrist, and a sweet snowy bunny tattoo on her thigh.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a drake falchion in her left hand.
She is wearing a hammered sterling silver bracelet set with a sparkly blue bunny-shaped diamond, a fuzzy bunny finger puppet, some soft white bunny paw mittens edged with blue ribbons, a warm oversized nightshirt, some sheer white gossamer leggings, a blue diamond bunny barrette, a fine azure veniom anklet with tiny diamond bunny charms hanging from small silver hoops, a white velvet choker adorned with silver bunny charms, some white diamond-eyed ruby nosed bunny slippers with tiny jingle bells sewn into each long fuzzy ear, a soft pure white leather satchel, a deep azure rose, a thin moonlight white ribbon, a furry flop-eared bunny button, a well-traveled veniom stitched cloak, a thin silken azure ribbon suspending an intricate piece of bunny-carved amber, a blue silk cymbal pouch embroidered with a tiny white bunny, a warm creamy white bunny-print blanket, and some white fluffy bunny ears lined with pink silk and edged in diamond dust.

The plain scrip reads, "Misun has a killer rabbit."

Really...fluffy bunny stuff is so yesterday. Killer rabbits are in now.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You see Fling Quline the Opportunist.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is taller than average and appears to be very young. He has watery, bloodshot crystal green eyes and black skin. He has a bald head. He has a gaunt face and a broad chest.
He has a series of vultite rings beaded with black deathstones in his left eyebrow, a black diamond stud in his lip, and a black deathstone stud in his left nostril.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing some carved deathstone prayerbeads, a shadowy black burglar's cloak, some faintly inscribed gloves, a pale crystal piccolo pin, a shadowy purple thief's haversack, a small shadow black buckler, a rune-covered Faendryl pack, a black diamond encrusted breastplate with tiny black diamond spikes along the edges, a scratched gold ring, a shadowy grey belt, a dark leather locksmith's pouch, a large bulging loot sack, a generously proportioned waistpouch, a pair of skeleton bone-buckled shadowy black trousers, a silver-linked anklet studded with midnight black deathstones, and some elven tracking boots.

The whole outfit is pretty terrible but I highlighted the biggest crimes.

The waistpouch -- Elanthia's fanny pack.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You see Sintuation Barmbasheed the Bounty Hunter.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
He is average height and appears to be very young. He has sparkling crystal green eyes and tanned skin. He has short, silky midnight black hair worn in tightly coiled rows of braids adorned by black diamond musical note charms. He has a small goatee.
He has a one-eared fluffy bunny tattoo on his finger, a speckled red lobster tattoo on his wrist, a scale of musical notes tattoo on his neck, a black diamond stud in his lip, and a musical note-shaped black diamond stud in the upper ridge of his left ear.
He is in good shape.
He is holding an uncut diamond in his right hand.
He is wearing a swirling sonic barrier, a white pearl-inlaid bracer clasped with a sliver of nacre, a black rolaren mesh pouch, a silver leaf-patterned black leather lootsack with musical note charmed draw strings, a silver-tipped feather stickpin, a cobweb-covered jet black spidersilk cloak edged with silver silk trim, a silver leaf-patterned green satchel clasped with a scrimshaw musical note, a silver leaf-patterned spidersilk weapons harness with shoulder strap of interlocking musical notes, some fuzzy soft green rabbit slippers with sparkling black diamond musical note shaped eyes, some silk-lined black leather pants, a silver leaf-patterned soft green silk shirt, some leaf-shaped black mithril cufflinks set with sparkling black diamond musical notes, a sigil-etched wide silver armband, a platinum-bound steel Adventurer's Guild badge, a braid-edged soft cashmere blanket, and a black-leather forging apron stamped with a pattern of intersecting diamonds.

You see Lady Kaittee the Bloodletter.
She appears to be a Sylvankind.
She is shorter than average and appears to be of a tender age. She has thick-lashed sea green eyes and fair skin. She has long, soft golden hair that falls gracefully over her shoulders. She has a round face and a small nose. She has softly-contoured, plump lips naturally tinged a rosy pink.
She has a speckled red lobster tattoo on her wrist, a singing bard tattoo on her waist, and a tiny bunny-shaped emerald stud in her lip.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a black string ring, some small emerald hairjewels intricately carved into the shapes of tiny bunnies, a chewed-on beanbag bunny, a knitted bright white scarf, a fuzzy bunny blanket, a pair of fuzzy rabbit ears, a fuzzy white tail, a sparkling jewel studded half-bodice, a fitted golden spidersilk skirt, some white spidersilk stockings, a lace-trimmed sheer white thigh-band adorned with sparkling bunny shaped emeralds, some fuzzy pink bunny slippers, a delicate white lace pouch, a veniom threaded harness, a silk satchel, a white pearl-inlaid bracer clasped with a sliver of nacre, a web-draped white spidersilk cloak edged with golden silk trim, a bright green vultite shield, and some elven fighting leathers.

Matching bunny outfits.

[Sablemane]

You see Fling Quline the Opportunist.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is taller than average and appears to be very young. He has watery, bloodshot crystal green eyes and black skin. He has a bald head. He has a gaunt face and a broad chest.
He has a series of vultite rings beaded with black deathstones in his left eyebrow, a black diamond stud in his lip, and a black deathstone stud in his left nostril.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing some carved deathstone prayerbeads, a shadowy black burglar's cloak, some faintly inscribed gloves, a pale crystal piccolo pin, a shadowy purple thief's haversack, a small shadow black buckler, a rune-covered Faendryl pack, a black diamond encrusted breastplate with tiny black diamond spikes along the edges, a scratched gold ring, a shadowy grey belt, a dark leather locksmith's pouch, a large bulging loot sack, a generously proportioned waistpouch, a pair of skeleton bone-buckled shadowy black trousers, a silver-linked anklet studded with midnight black deathstones, and some elven tracking boots.

The whole outfit is pretty terrible but I highlighted the biggest crimes.

The waistpouch -- Elanthia's fanny pack.



Only in Elanthia do you wear anklets OUTSIDE the boots. How else is it possible to see them?

[Allereli]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/vankrasn/bunny-thumb-522x359.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

:rofl:

[Sylvan Dreams]

and a gold-trimmed vultite tower shield painted with a sleeping orange and white kitten with a halo over its head.

[Sylvan Dreams]

http://www.beadage.net/pics/gallery_pieces/131-orig.jpg
Only in Elanthia do you wear anklets OUTSIDE the boots. How else is it possible to see them?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Holy Mother of Tacky.

And that shield is... horrible.

[halfling]

uhh awesome shield, and i love outside the boot anklets (rock them in my sleep)

[MotleyCrew]

a deep black leather cloak emblazoned with a scarlet hourglass and clasped at the throat with a silver star.

[Latrinsorm]

Could be just me, but that doesn't seem that horrible.

[Nilandia]

I'm more confused by it. It has symbols of two Arkati that hate each other. Hourglass for Arachne and silver star for the Huntress.

Gretchen

[LadyLaphrael]

I'm more confused by it. It has symbols of two Arkati that hate each other. Hourglass for Arachne and silver star for the Huntress.

Gretchen

But at least the star is clasping the throat. I think that symbolizes that if it came down to a fight between the Huntress and Arachne, the Huntress would choke a bitch.

[Sylvan Dreams]

It could just be a star. Isn't the Huntress' symbol an eight-pointed star and not just 'a star'?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

:yeahthat:

While it could be a purposefully done um.. combination, it could just be that the person didn't know the symbolism of the star and just included it as a clasp because they liked stars.

That being said, I still don't think the alter is that great. It's not terrible, but not nicely done either.

[Priscius]

It looks like a copy of the cloak that Bleeds is wearing from a clip on Juspera's website.

You see Lord Bleeds Suncrusher the Human.
He appears to be in his 50's, has short, straight black hair, green eyes, and dark skin.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a gleaming black ora scythe in his right hand.
He is wearing a gold ring, a deep black leather cloak emblazoned with a scarlet hourglass and clasped at the throat with a silver eight-pointed star, a black steel shoulder ring, a burnished silver armband, some deep red leather armor, a black widow charm, some black leather sandals, a thick black bamboo tube, and a dark rolaren-bound shield.

I'd say the cloak would have made sense more than a decade ago to a handful of players. After all going by the material that Bleeds, Kyrion and crew swore by/created, the true name of the Huntress is Hrassk, the Shadow World version of Arachne. The lore has changed repeatedly over the years and due to lots of conflicting information, certain players tend to pick and choose whatever pieces fit their style of role-play.

I think the cloak actually goes nicely with that outfit that Bleeds is wearing. I don't think it's all that bad. Considering the crap that the average player used to pack on in those days, his outfit actually looks really plain.

[Praefection]

Yeesh. Her features are sorta unique but then it went into overkill.

You see Sasanach O'Cailleigh the Penitent.
She appears to be an Aelotoi of the Gaeh'deh Clan.
She is very tall and appears to be young and robust. She has long strawberry blonde-lashed pumpkin orange-flecked emerald green eyes and lily white skin. She has waist-length, luscious strawberry blonde hair kissed with highlights ranging from burnished gold to pumpkin orange that cascades past her wings in ringlets that reach to the small of her back. She has a narrow face, a straight nose and a narrow waist. She has a pair of elliptical burnished gold-veined shimmering emerald green wings.
She is holding a pumpkin-set white ora katar in her right hand and a pumpkin-set white ora katar in her left hand.
She is wearing a dragonfire opal hatpin, a short-veiled pumpkin orange chapeau, a long pumpkin orange rucksack, an orange leather weapon harness, a hooded orange back-slitted cloak, some pumpkin orange brigandine stitched with pumpkin leaves, a side-laced pumpkin orange bodice, a grinning pumpkin-shaped reticule, an ancient pumpkin orange bag, an orange pumpkin-shaped pouch, a sleek pumpkin orange skirt, and some side-laced pumpkin leather boots.

[diethx]

You see Sasanach O'Cailleigh the Penitent.
She appears to be an Aelotoi of the Gaeh'deh Clan.
She is very tall and appears to be young and robust. She has long strawberry blonde-lashed pumpkin orange-flecked emerald green eyes and lily white skin. She has waist-length, luscious strawberry blonde hair kissed with highlights ranging from burnished gold to pumpkin orange that cascades past her wings in ringlets that reach to the small of her back. She has a narrow face, a straight nose and a narrow waist. She has a pair of elliptical burnished gold-veined shimmering emerald green wings.
She is holding a pumpkin-set white ora katar in her right hand and a pumpkin-set white ora katar in her left hand.
She is wearing a dragonfire opal hatpin, a short-veiled pumpkin orange chapeau, a long pumpkin orange rucksack, an orange leather weapon harness, a hooded orange back-slitted cloak, some pumpkin orange brigandine stitched with pumpkin leaves, a side-laced pumpkin orange bodice, a grinning pumpkin-shaped reticule, an ancient pumpkin orange bag, an orange pumpkin-shaped pouch, a sleek pumpkin orange skirt, and some side-laced pumpkin leather boots.

Oh YEA BABY.

[Eoghain]

GS IS NOT A TEXT DOLLHOUSE...right? :(

[GSKynthelig]

GS IS NOT A TEXT DOLLHOUSE...right? :(

Not for everyone at least :)

[iJin]

For me it is ;_;

[Latrinsorm]

Eoghain, do not fuck with my dolls. I love you, but I will BREAK MY LANCE UPON YOUR SHIELD, if you know what I mean.

[BriarFox]

Oh YEA BABY.

>She has waist-length, luscious strawberry blonde hair kissed with highlights ranging from burnished gold to pumpkin orange that cascades past her wings in ringlets that reach to the small of her back

That's grammatically correct, if stupidly long. Cascades agrees with hair.

[diethx]

>She has waist-length, luscious strawberry blonde hair kissed with highlights ranging from burnished gold to pumpkin orange that cascades past her wings in ringlets that reach to the small of her back

That's grammatically correct, if stupidly long. Cascades agrees with hair.

I didn't say it was grammatically incorrect. I was commenting on the fact that every other dumb cliched bitch has hair that cascades. It's a fact that perturbs several of the women on this site. [edited to be less bitchy, although you're still kind of retarded ;)]

[CrystalTears]

I'm sick of "cascades" and "kissed".

[Nilandia]

Same here. I'm glad I altered out the 'cascades' I once had.

Gretchen

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

GS IS NOT A TEXT DOLLHOUSE...right? :(

So I got this text gown made and it's totally hot..

[Elvenlady]

GS IS NOT A TEXT DOLLHOUSE...right? :(

Come on Eoghain, how else are us grown ups supposed to play Barbies. You guys get to play Action Man (GI Joe?)/Superheroes, it's only fair!

[Stunseed]

< You guys get to play Action Man (GI Joe?)/Superheroes, it's only fair! >

....Man, lines like that one make it way too easy.

[Wolenthor]

You see Eesh the Grifter.
He appears to be a Half-Elf from Ta'Vaalor.
He appears to be very young. He has green eyes and tanned skin. He has short, silver hair.
He has a wolf head tattoo on his wrist, a rolling dice tattoo on his ear, a howling wolf tattoo on his arm, and a stalking wolf tattoo on his ankle.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a slim mithril keyring, a flawless gold ring, a dark veniom mesh haversack, a black pearl bracelet, a silver-inlaid white pearl anklet, an enruned dark alloy lockpick earring, a pair of cross-strapped veniom mesh boots secured with finely polished ruby-veined rolaren buckles, a dark veniom mesh battle-cloak, a dark leather locksmith's toolkit, a set of midnight blue brigandine threaded with dark silver, and an ancient veniom laced battle-harness slung over your shoulder.

:wtf:

[GSKynthelig]

You see Eesh the Grifter.
He appears to be a Half-Elf from Ta'Vaalor.
He appears to be very young. He has green eyes and tanned skin. He has short, silver hair.
He has a wolf head tattoo on his wrist, a rolling dice tattoo on his ear, a howling wolf tattoo on his arm, and a stalking wolf tattoo on his ankle.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a slim mithril keyring, a flawless gold ring, a dark veniom mesh haversack, a black pearl bracelet, a silver-inlaid white pearl anklet, an enruned dark alloy lockpick earring, a pair of cross-strapped veniom mesh boots secured with finely polished ruby-veined rolaren buckles, a dark veniom mesh battle-cloak, a dark leather locksmith's toolkit, a set of midnight blue brigandine threaded with dark silver, and an ancient veniom laced battle-harness slung over your shoulder.

:wtf:

That isn't an alter issue but one that showed up from the new item changes.

I have not had or seen the issue myself but someone said they gave their item to another person and put it back on and it was fine.

[Misun]

an ancient veniom laced battle-harness slung over your shoulder.

:wtf:

Wait...it's slung over MY shoulder? Is that the actually alteration or a bug? So confused.

[ViridianAsp]

I'm sick of "cascades" and "kissed".


I'm pretty much sick of sun-kissed....but I'm guilty of one my my girls having hair that cascades.

[Widgets]

Wait...it's slung over MY shoulder? Is that the actually alteration or a bug? So confused.

It's a bug they are well aware of.

[Allereli]

Crylone just closed a deeply hooded, elven-crafted robe embroidered with a cat's paw holding a beer mug.

[That Jay]

You point at a tattoo of a smirking caricature of a leech wearing a derby hat and smoking a cigar.

[Emran]

a raven-hued spidersilk cloak embroidered with the image of a dark elven sorceress in discussion with an enormous spider

[Furrowfoot]

I don't care how wonderful 'Pinky' is, these are bad....good for a chuckle though, heh...

His quote: "Pink! It's my favorite color! Pink! It's the love you discover! Pink, it's the newest obsession! Pink, it just goes with a fashion! Pink! It's like red but not quite...."

Quote is Aerosmith lyrics, actually... a very amusing song, though it looks incredibly lame typed out like that. A bad alteration of song lyrics, har.

[LadyLaphrael]

You see GameHost XXXXX the Sorcerer.
He appears to be an Illistim Elf.
He is average height and appears to be mature. He has tired blue-green eyes and pale skin. He has long, straight silver blonde hair. He has an upturned nose and high cheekbones.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a dashing vibrant red hat with a storm griffin feather tucked into the side, a dubiously crafted goatskin jacket lined with encrusted spotted rat fur, a medal, a yellow rose, a carved obsidian crow pin, a tailored light cream vest over a formal sea blue shirt, a simple black leather belt, a flouncy lilac skirt of layered gauze and lace gathered by hundreds of brilliant pink silken ribbons, and some black leather shoes.

Yeeeeah, I'm just gonna take a moment and chuckle.

[Hips]

I like the hat, it's suitably FOPPISH.

the jacket though... that's another story.

[MotleyCrew]

He's in the ladies red hat society, dontcha know. :wink2:

[graysun]

It's a bug they are well aware of.

Doing a "sort auto headtotoe" should fix it, or at least did for mine.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Vilara taps a Dhe'nari leather longcloak bearing the tri-circled warlocks' crest encircled by a raging maelstrom, which is in her right hand.

Made for Mafithian.

It may as well as be "a longcloak made of fail" and be done with it.

[Praefection]

I wouldn't say any one item is bad but the entire look screams 'schoolgirlslut' to me.

You see Principessa diAmore the Penitent.
She appears to be a Human from Aldora.
She is very tall and appears to be young and untried. She has long-lashed pale grey eyes and alabaster skin. She has long, brightly streaked, luxurious midnight black hair intricately woven into a crown-to-nape braid before tumbling down in unfettered waves to the small of her back. She has an oval face, a classical nose and rosy cheeks.
She has a strange case of muscle twitching.
She is holding some manna bread in her right hand.
She is wearing some polished black and white opal hairjewels, a freshly-cut orchid tucked behind one ear, an opal-clasped black leather backpack, an opal-clasped white leather bookbag slung over her shoulder, a glaesine crystal dragonfly, a black leather weapons harness slung over her shoulder, a string of black prayer beads, an opaque black opal locket, a lustrous white diamond pendant, some opal-set white leather brigandine, a demure short black dress with a ruffle-edged white pinafore tied in a large bow, a delicate black opal bracelet inlaid with tiny white opal shields, an opal-inlaid etched eonake censer, a black glaes buckle-fettered leather hip-satchel, a diamond dusted black leather sheath, some snug white knee-high socks, and some ora-laced white leather boots.

[iJin]

I kinda like that dress.

!

[CrystalTears]

Worst hair alteration I've ever seen. That look is hideous to me.

[LadyLaphrael]

Worst hair alteration I've ever seen. That look is hideous to me.

At least it's not sun-kissed and spilling. We can just hope she gets her unfettered hair caught in her buckle-fettered satchel. Fettered - just another word that should never appear more than once in your wallotext.

[diethx]

At least it's not sun-kissed and cascading.

Fixed.

[Rue]

I'm with Zuie on that one, I sort of like that dress. Go figure :whistle:

[Praefection]

Asthenia just closed a forest green cloak painted with a silvery spiderweb showing the faint image of a tormented soul being drawn in by its new master.

[Stry]

That hurts my eyes

[thefarmer]

Asthenia just closed a forest green cloak painted with a silvery spiderweb showing the faint image of a tormented soul being drawn in by its new master.

I owned that cloak (and the matching forest green laen shield) about 10 years ago...

[Stry]

The design I helped create for him had a show. I don't know if he used it, though.

Gretchen

You tap some burned leather casting gloves that you are wearing.
s>l glove
Still soft and pliable in places, the gloves are now thoroughly singed from years of use. Several fingers are completely burned off, while holes riddle the cracked leather. Black streaks curve down their backs, flowing to the palms, which are thoroughly scorched in trails akin to patterns of mana transformed into flame.


Yes, I did use the show you tweaked for me Gretchen.. Thanks!

They go with the runestaff you helped me with as well for my mage.

a scorched ironwood runestaff

Deep burns and gouges riddle the entire surface of the once-sturdy length of ironwood. The damage is most severe at the center where singed handprints scar the smooth grip. Darkened gold inlay descends from the carved firestone cap in flame-like patterns, slowly tapering until finally extinguishing at the other end. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.


I realize this is a very late post... I hadn't read through this folder for a few months... but I thought I'd alteast put people's minds to rest about the gloves. :)

Let the rotten fruit fly. Even though these aren't intended as "Bad Alters"

[Hips]

You see Lord Elidath Heinmighty the Myrmidon.
He appears to be a Giantman of the Maeramil Clan.
He is very tall and appears to be full grown. He has piercing stormy grey eyes and tanned skin. He has very long, flowing dark blonde hair worn in elaborate braids. He has an angular face, a beak-like nose and broad shoulders. He has a vaguely dragon-shaped birthmark on his brow.
He has a tattooed symbol of Voln on his wrist, a burly giantman tattoo on his leg, a tattooed symbol of Jaston on his wrist, a coiled gold dragon tattoo on his arm, a braided blond beard, a sleeping gold dragon tattoo on his neck, a soaring gold dragon tattoo on his arm, a red-haired barmaid tattoo on his leg, and an elegant gold hoop dangling a cluster of multi-hued gems in his left eyebrow.
He has a case of sporadic convulsions.
He is holding a stein of dark ale in his left hand.
He is wearing a gem-scaled gold dragon warhelm, a tiny jade dragon-shaped earcuff, a platinum-trimmed leather neckpouch embossed with gem-scaled dragons, a ruby-eyed coiled golden dragon medallion suspended from a chain of braided platinum, a jade dragon-clasped iridescent gold spidersilk cloak embroidered with soaring dragons, a golden glaes spider charm, a sapphire and silver hair stickpin, a butterfly charm, a copper-bound linen Adventurer's Guild badge, a pure silver Aspis pin, a Warrior Guild member pin, some ruby-eyed gold dragon cufflinks set with diamond and sapphire scales, a tiny golden dragon nose ring, an iridescent gold silk rucksack stitched with soaring dragons and clasped with a jade-inlaid ruby slung over his shoulder, a dragon's-tear ruby clasped imflass weapons harness worked with golden dragons in flight slung over his shoulder, a ruby-clasped gold silk pack woven with platinum and sapphire brocade dragons, some intricate rolaren-bound chainmail, a vaalin inlaid blazestar wristlet tooled with a ruby-eyed golden dragon, a polished gold ring, a gold-inlaid myklian scale belt, a silver and white crystal flask, a ruby-clasped gold leather sack embossed with gem-scaled dragons, an iridescent gold spidersilk loot sack tightly woven with platinum wire mesh, a gold-tartan spidersilk greatkilt embroidered with soaring gem-scaled dragons, and some gem-scaled gold dragon warboots.

[Xiandrena]

This probably isn't the place for this but I'm laughing to hard to find more appropriate...



You see Wrenquist Dalavus the Battle Mage.
He appears to be a Half-Elf.
He appears to be very young. He has silver-flecked stormy grey eyes and fair skin. He has long, platinum hair with a white streak running through it. He has a thin nose.
He has a lightning bolt tattoo on his finger, a skull and crossbones tattoo on his wrist, an open magical tome tattoo on his wrist, and a crossed wands tattoo on his ankle.
He is in good shape.
He is holding an embroidered golden silk satchel in his right hand.
He is wearing a silver-edged scarlet ritual satchel slung over his shoulderand an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
, a fiery scarlet satchel slung over his shoulderand an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
and an embroidered golden silk satchel slung over his other shoulder.
, a fiery scarlet greatcloak clasped with a brilliant ruby-adorned clasp, a crimson rune-stitched backpack, a polished pewter pinky ring, a carved haon wolverine locket, an uncut diamond amulet, a sigil-incised pure white jade necklace, a white silk pouch trimmed with some fine silver thread, some enruned Fash'lo'nae bracers, a butterfly charm, some blue velvet moccasins, a tiny fragrant pine stickpin, a carved ivory skull earring, some faded baggy brown trousers, a tall black conjurer's hat, a glistening turquoise anklet, a brass-bound linen Adventurer's Guild badge, a black opal studded silver armband, and a gold ring.

[LadyLaphrael]

You see Lord Elidath Heinmighty the Myrmidon....


You know, I don't know which is worse...the last name, or the fact that entire wardrobe was likely obtained by searching playershops for every item with gold and dragon in it.

[Amaron]

Acually he is a fairly old character that has recently returned.

J

[Sylvan Dreams]

Acually he is a fairly old character that has recently returned.

J

Several (many?) years ago, that was more or less about how everyone dressed. It used to be trendy to cause screen scroll when people would look at you.

[diethx]

Yup, the more flashy, useless shit you had, the cooler and richer you were.

[thefarmer]

Yup, the more flashy, useless shit you had, the cooler and richer you were.

Alterations weren't a dime a dozen back then, so most people (myself included) wanted to sport the fact they got an alter with a long description, versus a show.

[diethx]

Same here. Although I won't lie, I had a couple items 10 years ago with fucking murals in shows painted on them.

[diethx]

Er, more than 10. I dunno. 10-12. Whatever.