Really Bad Alters

[Elvenlady]

I have no idea what shade of red is violent red...

It's a projection of how you feel when you look at the outfit. Damn you GS for telling me how I should feel!

[Androidpk]

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8774081.ece/alternates/w620/Red_Bastard.jpg



Elantari!

[Dendum]

Hey...am I on this list somewhere?

[Androidpk]

Hey...am I on this list somewhere?

Yeah, just looked. Pages 42- 51 are dedicated to you.

[Dendum]

Yeah, just looked. Pages 42- 51 are dedicated to you.

To hell with you guys my beaded beaver pelt baldric is both tasteful and witty and in character and you judgmental peons can kiss my ass!

[Tisket]

The alters or...? :)

The alters are not an image so...

No, it's Tomato Man that is disturbing me.

[Androidpk]

Is beaded beaver code for vajazzle?!

#hairysituation #nailedit #razzledazzle

[waywardgs]

#poundsign

[Divone]

Dendum.......never change that avatar. Ever ever.

[Ltlprprincess]

Necro'd for this:

Zenlia taps a salmon leather corseted gown formed of puce-on-nacarat tartan, which is in her right hand.

Created by suggestions of those present in the room due to a raffle winner not showing up.. We were tasked by Zenlia to come up with a design for it to be delivered. Punishment to the one who entered and never claimed.

[WRoss]

Should have made it moist. Moist salmon leather

[Merzbow]

XXX slings a cross-bolted diamond-dusted round shield emblazoned with a purple fairy with inset sparkling sapphire eyes over his shoulder.

[Methais]

XXX slings a cross-bolted diamond-dusted round shield emblazoned with a purple fairy with inset sparkling sapphire eyes over his shoulder.

Merchants should be required to inform these people of how retarded their alters look when you actually picture it in your mind before doing the work.

Or they should just refuse the work and kill them repeatedly.

[Gelston]

Fuck yall that alter is great.

[Methais]

Fuck yall that alter is great.

No alter is greater than my VLA massively distended anus in Shattered.

[Gelston]

No alter is greater than my VLA massively distended anus in Shattered.

Every alter is greater than your massively distended anus in Shattered.

[Methais]

Every alter is greater than your massively distended anus in Shattered.

No. Not even my rapist glasses or Frosted Flakes shirt.

[Gelston]

No. Not even my rapist glasses or Frosted Flakes shirt.

Everything

[Merzbow]

No. Not even my rapist glasses or Frosted Flakes shirt.

If it's possible to get a pedo stache feature alter in Shattered, I'm so there.

[Methais]

If it's possible to get a pedo stache feature alter in Shattered, I'm so there.

It used to be, but I'm pretty sure they stopped making fun alters after a while because Simu.

[Wrathbringer]

It used to be, but I'm pretty sure they stopped making fun alters after a while because Simu.

That was the best reason to play shattered, imo. Figures they axed it. Simu is run by retards.

[Gelston]

I think they axed it after michaelous went around act raping female characters in there.

[Amerek]

XXX slings a cross-bolted diamond-dusted round shield emblazoned with a purple fairy with inset sparkling sapphire eyes over his shoulder.

I bet this was made with an alteration wand rather than a GM alteration.

[Methais]

I think they axed it after michaelous went around act raping female characters in there.

How did Simu go from abusing the ACT verb to OMG NO MORE FUN ALTERS BECAUSE MICHAELOUS RAPE!!!!!! ?

[Taernath]

I think they axed it after michaelous went around act raping female characters in there.

I thought that was prime, lol. Maybe both?

[Gelston]

I thought that was prime, lol. Maybe both?

He was permabanned from prime, where he also did that.

[Gelston]

How did Simu go from abusing the ACT verb to OMG NO MORE FUN ALTERS BECAUSE MICHAELOUS RAPE!!!!!! ?

I think they had to reel it in because of the craziness. Perhaps they felt it encouraged that sort of behavior, which shattered or not, isnt a good thing. I think he would have e done that stuff either way.

[Wrathbringer]

I think they had to reel it in because of the craziness. Perhaps they felt it encouraged that sort of behavior, which shattered or not, isnt a good thing. I think he would have e done that stuff either way.

Alterations encourage rape so they had to stop, huh? :jerkit:

[Methais]

Alterations encourage rape so they had to stop, huh? :jerkit:

The emoji in your post is encouraging me to rape myself.

Reported to Kranar so we will only have wholesome emojis from now on.

[Fortybox]

No alter is greater than my VLA massively distended anus in Shattered.

My epic buttocks with back cleavage was better.

[Methais]

My epic buttocks with back cleavage was better.

No it wasn't!

[Fortybox]

No it wasn't!

Lulz - here's RuRu back in tha day. Hahaha.

You see Supreme Bish of Shattered Rupaul the Drag Queen.
He appears to be a Lady Boy.
He is taller than average and appears to be very young. He has brown eyes and nut brown skin. He has vari-lengthed, roving green wool hair streaked with multi-hued strands and drawn into a thick, high pony tail. He has a face! face! face! give face! beauty face. Head to toe her whole body flows. She appears to be radiant and sparkles with the essence of fierceness and beauty. She walks the runway with style. Will you Sashay away or Shantay to stay? AND DON'T BE JEALOUS OF HER BOOGIE!
You can hardly recognize him covered in all that soot and ash!
He has an elegant unicorn tattoo on his neck, a prancing unicorn tattoo on his wrist, a prancing unicorn tattoo on his finger, a prancing unicorn tattoo on his leg, and a rainbow-hued hummingbird tattoo on his waist.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a gold-capped orase runestaff in his right hand.
He is wearing Rupaul's Flaming Wig of Eternal Dragness, some faaaabulous shimmering pink erotica robes, a lead-bound ceramic badge, some taupe linen casting gloves with silvery sigils, an eostone-eyed matte black invar dragon armband, an enruned iron and bronze amulet, some fiery red rolton hide gloves, the Mask of Zorro, a turnip-topped carved willow stickpin, an antique brass lantern adorned with abstract etchings, some epic buttocks with cleavage, a gucci bag, a mangina, a black leather vest covered with numerous runes, RuPaul's Drag Queen PussyWillow Gown, a scorched spinewood band, a hairy ball sack, a sage and charcoal wool greatkilt pinned with a platinum bar, some pretty pink tranny heeled boots, and an ornate silver crown bejeweled with various colorful gems.

[Methais]

They should change the ash on Teras to jizz in Shattered.

You can hardly recognize him covered in all that jizz!

[Drendril]

Torpe slings a vruul-skin bound black tower shield embossed with the image of an enormous arachnid shrouded in webs over his shoulder.

[C.Difficile]

An outrageously fluffy alley kitten

This is one of those "I'm telling you how you feel" alters. How the heck did this pass QC?

[Taernath]

Do they even enforce that anymore? I feel like every other room spam item brings me to tears or makes me blink or something