Really Bad Alters

[CrystalTears]

Yeah thanks I can read. Now it just means that it looks like she has black nipples. Fanfuckingtastic.

[Celephais]

Black nipples, now that's strategy.

[SpunGirl]

It's one step away from titty tassels.

Classy.

-K

[Tolwynn]

It's one step away from titty tassels.

Clearly, they need to allow development of more of this Faendryl-style clothing.

[Nauriel]

if it was truely a hardcore Faendryl, it would have been a gown of nearly transparent bourde with cut-out nipples :P

[ViridianAsp]

Psh, we all know if it were a REAL Faendryl dress Nauriel, it wouldn't even have a top.

[CrystalTears]

Don't feed the trolls (or give them ideas).

[Fallen]

An elegant topless shirt

I like it.

[CrystalTears]

An elegant topless shirt

I like it.
Add some diamond dust and someone out there will attempt it. I wish I could bet on it.

[Fallen]

A daringly lowcut diamond-dusted spidersilk choli

[ViridianAsp]

They won't let us have cholis. *le cries*

[Elvenlady]

Several small intricate onxy beads are strategically placed along the gown so as not to show too much of the body
-K

Ah but they're onxy not onyx, that makes ALL the difference.

[SpunGirl]

ROFL. Lack of spelling skillz too. Just FYI, I got a rather indignant PM last night from the person who is responsible for that design, she specifically wanted to tell me that she DOES NOT CARE AT ALL what I think. Watch your inbox, she might not care what you think, either.

-K

[Shari]

DOFL. I care that she made a gown that would make Lisu envious.


YUCK.

[SpunGirl]

Browsing playershops

"A long black eyeballl print warcape"

-K

[DelawhereAmi]

This next item is "Truly Tasteless".... I'll let y'all point out what's wrong with it...

a pale silver silken satchel (Show: Crafted from the finest spidersilk, the harness seems to shimmer with the slightest hint of light. Stitched into the side of the harness is a scene of a mighty wizard perched high atop a platform. She seems to be laughing softly to herself as she gazes down on the masses of nameless souls beseeching her for magic and power.)

[Poetry1234]

This next item is "Truly Tasteless".... I'll let y'all point out what's wrong with it...

a pale silver silken satchel (Show: Crafted from the finest spidersilk, the harness seems to shimmer with the slightest hint of light. Stitched into the side of the harness is a scene of a mighty wizard perched high atop a platform. She seems to be laughing softly to herself as she gazes down on the masses of nameless souls beseeching her for magic and power.)

Wow I don't even know where to begin with that. Did it actually get made or is it just an idea someone wants to get done?

[diethx]

Wow I don't even know where to begin with that. Did it actually get made or is it just an idea someone wants to get done?

It's already been made, she "inherited" it. Fugly as hell.

[Baelog]

I know this is a bad/ugly alter, but I've seen a few outfits. Think he likes black and onyx enough? Yes, name has been omitted for obvious reasons, and I've broken up the features from the pierces for easier viewing


You see Lord XXXX
He appears to be a Giant of the T'Kirem Clan.
He appears to be youthful and very tall. He has piercing crystal blue eyes and golden brown skin. He has long, shiny black hair worn in a single braid. He has a clean-shaven face, a straight nose and broad shoulders.

He has a black onyx stud in his left eyebrow, a small silver hoop shaped as strangler fig vines in the upper ridge of his left ear, a trio of thick mithril spikes tipped with onyx in his right eyebrow, and a trio of mithglin hoops with bone-beaded raven feathers in the upper ridge of his right ear.

He is in good shape.

He is wearing an elegant onyx medallion engraved with a silver-edged black sword, a filigreed sleek onyx pendant, a voluminous black stalking cloak, a small Silvergate pin, a Warrior Guild member pin, an onyx studded serge sash, a solid vultite armband, an onyx-inlaid black leather thigh-sheath, a black bandana, a blue bandana, a brass-bound leather Adventurer's Guild badge, an onyx-trimmed black weapon harness, a blackened vultite tower shield, a black mail backpack, some dark krodera-studded brigandine with a silver-edged black sword emblazoned on the shoulders, an intricate gold ring, a carved onyx signet ring etched with a willow tree, a wide black leather utility belt, a black mithril mesh sack, a silvery imflass war horn etched with a pair of crossed claidhmores, a sturdy dark leather gem pouch, some reinforced black leather pants, a vultite bound centaur hide dagger sheath inlaid with sapphires, and some dusty black leather hiking boots.

[Shari]

You see Sedda Blackmoon the Buccaneer.
She appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
She appears to be in the bloom of youth and average height. She has sultry icy green eyes and tanned skin. She has exotic, waist length, sable hair with crimson tips and sweeping crimson bangs. She has a delicate face and slightly pointed ears.
She has an opaline moonstone stud in the upper ridge of her left ear, a polished black moonstone stud in the upper ridge of her right ear, and a silver crescent moon tattoo on her neck.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a cross-gilt silver tower shield in her left hand.
She is wearing a moonlight silver silk toolkit, a pair of tight-fitting dark sable leather pants that seems to blend almost perfectly with the shadows, a leather purse, a silk satchel fastened with a leather drawstring, an eonake wedding ring adorned with a gleaming white tiger shaped moonstone etched with scintillating stripes of onyx, a sinuously curving silver bracelet set with dark moonstones, a black leather armband, an engraved chain hauberk, a resplendent black shadowed silk backsheath adorned with white stalking tigers, a white-specked twilight rose, a sleeveless sable vest, a supple leather thighband, a pair of shadowy gloves with razor sharp crimson-gilded claws attached to each fingertip, some crimson satin wristwraps, a sleek black leather bodice with fitted black leather sleeves, a shadowy-hued regal cloak designed to blend with the shadows, a scorched red glaes chain, an opalescent moonstone talon dangling upon a twisted silver chain, a veined black satin face mask, and a pair of black thigh-high tall heeled boots fastened with moonstone clasps at each ankle.

Really...where do you START with that bag of fun?

I think the highlight for me, are the items with that "blend with the shadows".

The sad part is, if she moved and REMOVED some of that stuff it wouldn't be half-bad.

[diethx]

You see Sedda Blackmoon the Buccaneer.
She appears to be a Half-Sylvan.
She appears to be in the bloom of youth and average height. She has sultry icy green eyes and tanned skin. She has exotic, waist length, sable hair with crimson tips and sweeping crimson bangs.

I like her hair, except for the exotic part.. cuz i'm not really sure what's exotic about it.

[thefarmer]

You see Gooden.
He appears to be a Half-Krolvin.
He is very tall and appears to be very young. He has uneven dark eyes and dark skin. He has a bald head. He has a flat nose and a curled mustache.
He has a silver-banded black invar pipe clenched between his teeth.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing some dark grey gak wool boots, a dark leather loincloth with an elongated front panel, an onyx studded light brown sack, a faded leather belt, a large gold ring, a wiregrass bracelet, a sun and moon-embossed leather breastplate, a veniom-mesh imflass haversack, a glistening sea-blue buckler, an enruned garnet pin, a brass-bound leather Adventurer's Guild badge, a translucent spidersilk cloak, a blackened brass necklace, and a cracked porcelain half-mask.

The first one. Wow. The second just doesn't make any sense.

[Tolwynn]

That loincloth is an off-the-rack from the recent Premium fest, actually.

[Jolena]

:rofl: Yay one of my oldest alterations made the cut! I have to admit guys, the strategic beads dress was mine long ago but the colors, fabric and beads were totally different then. Debia bought it from me in an auction 2 or so years ago and I guess its changed hands since then even.

Let the whipping begin now. I know, I know, its a trashy gown, and it was meant to be when I made it. I still think its humorous that I managed to get it done AND that it then got changed around a bit and wound up here.

[Deadelf]

The loincloth at least makes sense, the haversack though is complete nonsense.

[SpunGirl]

I have to admit guys, the strategic beads dress was mine long ago but the colors, fabric and beads were totally different then. Debia bought it from me in an auction 2 or so years ago and I guess its changed hands since then even.


Wait, wait. So you're saying that not only is that design terrible, but it's a terrible design that's been ripped off? Good gawd.

-K

[ViridianAsp]

Dang, I can't believe you admitted it. I don't think I would have...When one of my past horrible alterations shows up here, I sure as heck will not be owning up to it. Heh.

[This_One]

You see Abrellyn.
She appears to be a Giant.
She is shorter than average and appears to be very young. She has long-lashed stormy grey eyes and fair skin. She has shoulder length, tousled dark auburn hair. She has a plump face, a petite, freckle-smattered nose and chipmunk-like, flabby cheeks.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing some fringed deerskin boots, a pair of elk hide breeches, a small bone-beaded pouch, a quilled leather tunic, a quilled deerskin backpack, a simple canvas purse, a red clover blossom, a little round mirror, a crystal amulet, an elk horn headdress, and a gold-trimmed leather wand belt.

[This_One]

And then there is...

You see Apprentice Viendal deSade the Rock Collector.
He appears to be a Burghal Gnome.
He is taller than average and appears to be immature. He has purple-flecked jade green eyes and fire-scarred pale skin. He has long, wiry ecru hair streaked with a vivid bolt of magenta. He has a round face, a thin nose and slightly pointed ears.
He has developed slurred speech.
He is wearing a tall black conjurer's hat, a pale crystal shard, a small golden Paupers pin, a lead-bound ceramic Adventurer's Guild badge, a silk-threaded black stave harness, a vaalin-trimmed leather wand harness, a sable hide pack, some fitted elven casting leathers, a scorched components satchel, a red hide sack, and a pair of silver trimmed boots.

He was SO upset when he saw he had pink hair. It was funny!

[This_One]

You see Mephedity Conbatz.
She appears to be a Human.
She is taller than average and appears to be very young. She has sparkling hazel eyes and tanned skin. She has waist length, curly brown hair with lighter streaks. She has a delicate face, a sharply upturned, piglike nose and pouting lips. She has a miniscule beauty mark perched on her cheek just beneath her left eye.

How does a beauty mark perch?

[B4Hand]

I don't like the nose..I don't find the beauty mark..too horrible.

[Jolena]

Wait, wait. So you're saying that not only is that design terrible, but it's a terrible design that's been ripped off? Good gawd.

-K

Well, yes! :lol: I had the gown made about 4 years ago, maybe longer, and sold it a long time ago to Debia at the first EE auction. That is either the exact same dress with the fabric, color of the beads and the hemline changed..or someone ripped off the design and changed those things to make their own. Either way, its my old design and yes, it's trashy!



Dang, I can't believe you admitted it. I don't think I would have...When one of my past horrible alterations shows up here, I sure as heck will not be owning up to it. Heh.

Yah well, I sucked at designs when I first started out and I think that all of us self-proclaimed fashion divas have designs that we wish we'd never made. It doesn't embarass me really, I just laugh it off and admit that yes, it's horrible and yes it was mine. Thank God I've gotten at least somewhat better at it since then. :D

[Sylvan Dreams]

You see Mephedity Conbatz.
She appears to be a Human.
She is taller than average and appears to be very young. She has sparkling hazel eyes and tanned skin. She has waist length, curly brown hair with lighter streaks. She has a delicate face, a sharply upturned, piglike nose and pouting lips. She has a miniscule beauty mark perched on her cheek just beneath her left eye.

How does a beauty mark perch?

The imagery that came to mind was that of one of those raised moles. Like something stuck on her face. Kinda gross, actually.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Well, yes! :lol: I had the gown made about 4 years ago, maybe longer, and sold it a long time ago to Debia at the first EE auction. That is either the exact same dress with the fabric, color of the beads and the hemline changed..or someone ripped off the design and changed those things to make their own. Either way, its my old design and yes, it's trashy!

Yah well, I sucked at designs when I first started out and I think that all of us self-proclaimed fashion divas have designs that we wish we'd never made. It doesn't embarass me really, I just laugh it off and admit that yes, it's horrible and yes it was mine. Thank God I've gotten at least somewhat better at it since then. :D

The design of the Faendryl gown is a ripoff of the gown you sold at the EE auction.

[Jolena]

The design of the Faendryl gown is a ripoff of the gown you sold at the EE auction.

Well damn, they all but stole it word for word eh? Heh.

Few quick changes here, a color change there - noone will notice, right?

:lol:

[Elvenlady]

an elegant black gold vestment embroidered with blue flickering dreaming baby pandas

Words fail me.

[Goretawn]

You see Apprentice Viendal deSade the Rock Collector.
He appears to be a Burghal Gnome.
He is taller than average and appears to be immature. He has purple-flecked jade green eyes and fire-scarred pale skin. He has long, wiry ecru hair streaked with a vivid bolt of magenta. He has a round face, a thin nose and slightly pointed ears.


You see Mephedity Conbatz.
She appears to be a Human.
She is taller than average and appears to be very young. She has sparkling hazel eyes and tanned skin. She has waist length, curly brown hair with lighter streaks. She has a delicate face, a sharply upturned, piglike nose and pouting lips. She has a miniscule beauty mark perched on her cheek just beneath her left eye.

Sounds like some people got the bad end of the festival feature alter. Don't remember which shop, or who it was, but you rolled two die. The first referenced the item you altered, the second was what the merchant altered "And it won't be pretty" or something of the nature.

Edit: Unfortunately, not sure which was the bad one on the second person.

[SpunGirl]

Well damn, they all but stole it word for word eh? Heh.

Few quick changes here, a color change there - noone will notice, right?

:lol:


Hahahahaha, that's funny. Considering that the "designer" of said Faendryl gown - Telsas - was AT the EE auction, it all makes sense now!

So she's not a bad designer at all, she's just not good at picking which designs to rip off.

-K

[Shifted]

Sounds like some people got the bad end of the festival feature alter. Don't remember which shop, or who it was, but you rolled two die. The first referenced the item you altered, the second was what the merchant altered "And it won't be pretty" or something of the nature.


Those were both done a few days ago, when an alterer came to the landing, and offered the dice rolls. An Eye for an Eye i think it was called. She really liked pink hair.

[Martaigne]

A nice example of too much of a good thing:

You see Lady So-and-so the Battle Mage.
She appears to be a Dhe'nar Dark Elf.
She is tall and appears to have come of age. She has sultry violet eyes and fair skin. She has waist length, ringleted jet black hair that tumbles down her back in a cascade of wispy cherry-tinted curls. She has a dainty face, a small nose and slightly upswept pointed ears. She has ruby-tinted pouting lips.
She has a tattoo of gold cascading stars on her neck, and a blooming cherry tree tattoo on her ankle.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a twisted oak runestaff capped with a sapphire storm griffin in her right hand.
She is wearing a crimson blazestar ferroniere on a herringbone vaalorn chain, some white cherry blossom earrings, a dark ruby cherry pendant on a delicate silver chain, a flowing black cherry velvet cloak, a tiny silver dragon nose ring with dark ruby eyes, a low-cut black cherry satin bodice, a black cherry suede wand harness with a carved silver buckle, a ruby red backpack, some opal-inset jet black hunts, a bleached baby squirrel skeleton bracelet, a violet crystal-inset ring, a soft black cherry suede pouch with a silver clasp set with a dark ruby cherry, a black cherry silk tote clasped with a silver pawprint, a pair of black cherry suede pants laced up the sides with silver silk cords, a delicate silver chain anklet with dangling cherry-shaped ruby charms, and a pair of ruby red dance slippers.

[Shari]

Heh, there was a time, way way waaaay back when, when Jesae wore nothing but spidersilk. That's not even the worst part, she had about...15 LINES of text of spidersilk items she was wearing.

I'd kill to have a log of that outfit.

[Hips]

Atheana used to dress like that sometimes, with all the cherries, ugh.

[Shari]

....how DARE you utter that name!


<shivers, then vomits>

[ViridianAsp]

I did the rubies, crimson and ruby dust thing....and everything I had, had to have Dhe'nar on it...because my girl was Dhe'nar.

It's so damn embarrassing to think back on now.

Her boyfriend wasn't any better, I'm pretty sure he's been named on the really bad alters page more than a few times

[Jolena]

Me too @ the rubies, crimson thing. I had some thigh-high ruby red leather boots, a crimson skirt, a black bodice with ruby dust on it, the whole nine yards. I even had a ruby locksmith kit heh. So depressing!

[Shari]

a brushed silk tunic of sage green studded with grey pearls and trimmed with silver embroidery over a flowing gown of sheer ivory silk


WTMF?

[diethx]

Heh, there was a time, way way waaaay back when, when Jesae wore nothing but spidersilk. That's not even the worst part, she had about...15 LINES of text of spidersilk items she was wearing.

I'd kill to have a log of that outfit.

Ditto to this on my old gal.. this was more than 8 years ago though. I on the other hand still have the list of her items and eww. It pains me to look at what craptastic taste I had.

[Hips]

a shimmering backless sundress decorated with a row of miniature hopping fuzzy black bunnies around the hem

not only is it shimmering, but it's backless AND has bunnies on it! :barfy:

[ViridianAsp]

Things like this make me want to stick a fork in my eye.

[FinisWolf]

... an exotic glimmering falchion with pink lace wrapped about its slenderish hilt ...

May I gag again now? Please?

Finis

[Shari]

slenderish?

Are you fucking kidding me? So its slender, and yet not so slender....

The designer, and the creator should be stabbed.

[ViridianAsp]

a cloak of cloth so fine and dark that it swirls around the body like a shadowy cloud.

Now, I don't know about you, but this is the most retarded cloak alteration I've seen in a really long time. Aaaand I have seen some really horrible ones.

[ViridianAsp]

She has very long, silky platinum hair with wispy violet bangs that fall into her eyes only to fade to a moonlight silver hue that wraps her face in soft tendrils before spilling down her back in a mass of wild tangles that brushes her thighs.

Hair alter from same person with the cloak...

OMG do you really need a paragraph to describe really stupid hair?

[Jolena]

That cloak is so bad..

[Elvenlady]

She has very long, silky platinum hair with wispy violet bangs that fall into her eyes only to fade to a moonlight silver hue that wraps her face in soft tendrils before spilling down her back in a mass of wild tangles that brushes her thighs.


How many thats can you get into one sentence!

[CrystalTears]

She has very long, silky platinum hair with wispy violet bangs that fall into her eyes only to fade to a moonlight silver hue that wraps her face in soft tendrils before spilling down her back in a mass of wild tangles that brushes her thighs.
What in the fucking world is that?? That descriptions sucks ass. So her bangs start platinum, then turn violet, then land on her face in silver? That's called a bad dye job and she revels in it. Fantastic.

[Amber]

Her bangs fall into her eyes, wrap around her face, spill down her back, and brush her thighs? Poor girl must kinda look like a violet-tinged sheepdog.

[Ilvane]

Why anyone would make that alteration to begin with is beyond me.

Angela

[Poetry1234]

Her bangs fall into her eyes, wrap around her face, spill down her back, and brush her thighs? Poor girl must kinda look like a violet-tinged sheepdog.

Okay seriously, that made me laugh out loud. I'm still snickering.

[Stunseed]

a shiny white spidersilk cloak embroidered in detail with the visage of Voln and stitched with the phrase "Set Them Free" on the back.

WHAT THE FUCK

[Martaigne]

Don't lie, you know that's yours.

[Stunseed]

Don't lie, you know that's yours.

It's better suited for the idea when people die and they get their face on a t-shirt.

I'd get shot for such a monster of an alter.

[Warriorbird]

A diminutive and faint birthmark accents the side of her neck, its shape appearing almost purposeful and emblematic, but with no clues as to an origin.

On Foxs.

[fallenSaint]

A diminutive and faint birthmark accents the side of her neck, its shape appearing almost purposeful and emblematic, but with no clues as to an origin.

On Foxs.



/sigh

I've gotten shit done while piss poor drunk thinking it was the greatest gag ever that dont make me cringe as bad as the shit Foxs gets done.

[Shari]

You know....I commented about this on the OOC chat. I thought it was a GM making a "joke" about tattoos some player's get and put it on their NPC.

Now...the fact that FOXS did it...only enhances what a fucking moron she is.

[FinisWolf]

a dull black rusty falchion polished to a sparkling sheen

Finis

[Ilvane]

You know it really bugs me that I couldn't get a tightly laced corset made, but people can get some of this crap done..(like that birthmark for example)

:wtf:

Angela

[Harli]

You know it really bugs me that I couldn't get a tightly laced corset made, but people can get some of this crap done..(like that birthmark for example)

:wtf:

Angela

i think i have a tightly laced corset, maybe two, wonder why they wouldnt let you get one done.


oh wait silly me thought gm's were consistant.

[fallenSaint]

a dull black rusty falchion polished to a sparkling sheen

Finis


Thats almost funny...

[ElanthianSiren]

A diminutive and faint birthmark accents the side of her neck, its shape appearing almost purposeful and emblematic, but with no clues as to an origin.

On Foxs.

BRAND biatch!

They really need to just bring in branding, but yeah, I have to go with the hideous here.

[FinisWolf]

Thats almost funny...

... almost ...

Being the key word there.

Finis

[DelawhereAmi]

a short grass skirt with a daring slit up the backside


I don't want to see any giants wearing this and picking berries in the open.

[Drew]

a short grass skirt with a daring slit up the backside


I don't want to see any giants wearing this and picking berries in the open.



Aren't there like 100 slits in a grass skirt?

[Misun]

Aren't there like 100 slits in a grass skirt?

100 and one daring one.

[Warriorbird]

Belkisad [Merchant]: "Selling a soft white sark made from the finest cotton with the rune of the Faendryl embroidered on the right side. Chestworn."

ONE RUNE TO RULE THEM ALL! ONE RUNE TO BIND THEM!

[DelawhereAmi]

Okay.. Coke came out the nose on that comment.

[Asha]

Resists... drug.. reference... gag...

[Aenstaas]

ame: Great Lady *******
Profession: Blademistress
Race: Human Gender: Female
Age: very young (24)
Date of Birth: *****
She is tall and appears to be very young.
She has a shimmer of silver on her eyelids, beautifully onyx-outlined sultry, thickly-lashed violet eyes, rose pink cheeks, glossy rose pink full lips, and powdered, soft, tanned skin.

Is it me or is that eye/eyelid alter plain horrible? I had to read it 5 times before I just finally reached the conclusion that my first impression was correct and that it just plain sucked.

[Hips]

That's not an alter, it's makeup.

[Aenstaas]

OHHHH I forgot they had that crap! I was wondering why the hell any merchant would do that for her. But considering who I saw it on it wouldn't surprise me if she managed to acquire that train wreck.

[Nilandia]

That said, that's a heck of a lot of makeup to be wearing all at once.

Gretchen

[diethx]

That said, that's a heck of a lot of makeup to be wearing all at once.

Gretchen

Not really, it's just eyeliner and shadow. The fact that it's poorly worded gives the impression, though.

[Elvenlady]

She has a shimmer of silver on her eyelids, beautifully onyx-outlined sultry, thickly-lashed violet eyes, rose pink cheeks, glossy rose pink full lips, and powdered, soft, tanned skin.

She had the full works on, face powder, blush, lip gloss, eye shadow and eye liner.

[Nilandia]

Looks like she used the oil, too.

Gretchen

[Skeeter]

what? this looks bad?

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/259000/259249NSvR_w.jpg

[Teavangelical]

what? this looks bad?

I think it breaks at least two makeup-wearing rules.

1. Emphasize only one feature of the face -- eyes or lips or cheeks, but not all of them at once.

2. If it's obvious you're wearing it, you're doing it wrong.

Clearly #2 is almost impossible to maintain in a text-based game. Nonetheless, subtlety is key when wearing makeup (unless you're a call girl). In my opinion at least, it fails. :down:

[Gnomad]

A diminutive and faint birthmark accents the side of her neck, its shape appearing almost purposeful and emblematic, but with no clues as to an origin.(Emphasis mine.)

I know I always am left clueless as to where birthmarks come from.

[diethx]

She had the full works on, face powder, blush, lip gloss, eye shadow and eye liner.

I only read the bolded part, lol

Still though, so long as you don't lay it on thick as Tammy Faye, you should be ok. Just look at Scarlett Johansson, she wears all of those components and she's still gorgeous.

[Teavangelical]

I only read the bolded part, lol

Still though, so long as you don't lay it on thick as Tammy Faye, you should be ok. Just look at Scarlett Johansson, she wears all of those components and she's still gorgeous.

And that's because she probably only ever poses for pictures and videos after a full professional makeup job. I doubt the average nobody could pull it off. :rofl:

[diethx]

And that's because she probably only ever poses for pictures and videos after a full professional makeup job. I doubt the average nobody could pull it off. :rofl:

Well, I would have said take a look at my girl Jes, she wears all of those components and still looks gorgeous, but you wouldn't know who the fuck i'm talking about. That's cuz she's an average nobody without a professional makeup artist :)

Again, so long as you don't lay it on thick like Tammy Faye, you can pull it off. It's about finding the right combination for your skin and features and NOT laying it on like you're frosting a cake.

[Shari]

Yeah, you can pull of wearing that much makeup. Just text makes it look like ass.

[Elvenlady]

:yeahthat:

[Ilvane]

If you wear lip gloss, it's not exactly lipstick full on dark everywhere lipstick.

:shrug:

Angela

[diethx]

Yeah, you can pull of wearing that much makeup. Just text makes it look like ass.

Agreed. Especially the way they worded it.

[Teavangelical]

Well, I would have said take a look at my girl Jes, she wears all of those components and still looks gorgeous, but you wouldn't know who the fuck i'm talking about. That's cuz she's an average nobody without a professional makeup artist :)

Again, so long as you don't lay it on thick like Tammy Faye, you can pull it off. It's about finding the right combination for your skin and features and NOT laying it on like you're frosting a cake.

Well, nobody's really a complete nobody in GS. :yes:

I agree though. It's really all about subtlety. And we know how much of that some players possess...

[DelawhereAmi]

a pure uncut diamond-edged tiger-striped choker clasped with a tiny petrified tiger's head


....as seen on Sorchia

[Gnomad]

a pure uncut diamond-edged tiger-striped choker clasped with a tiny petrified tiger's head


....as seen on SorchiaI think they should implement a policy that lets you punch anyone who uses an uncut gem as adornment.

[Shari]

So I know we throw bits and pieces of her up here, but it really doesn't give its full awesomeness to not show the entire picture:

You see Foxs Neuane the Adventurer.
She appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
She is shorter than average and appears to be extremely young. She has shimmering, mismatched light mauve and dark amethyst eyes and ebon skin. She has waist length, lustrous platinum hair that flows down her back in a cascade of gentle ripples. She has a delicate face, a classical nose and sharply-curved pointed ears. A diminutive and faint birthmark accents the side of her neck, its shape appearing almost purposeful and emblematic, but with no clues as to an origin.
She has a thin black diamond ring in the upper ridge of her right ear, a thin dark diamond ring in the upper ridge of her left ear, and a chain of intricate runes tattoo on her thigh.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a braided leather circlet suspending a faceted diamond, an elven-styled vaalorn necklace, a shimmering flame red fox fur mantle with a black diamond sigil structured into an Eorgina symbol, a back-laced tightly-fitted corset embroided with the image of Beh'Amant, some ancient Faendryl-crafted brigandine traced with obscure black diamond runes, a platinum wedding band set with a star-of-Tamzyrr diamond, a black leather dragon-buckled sword-belt with a diamond-edged slender eahnor longsword hanging from it, an Eorgina crested rolaren-handled whip twisted to a resemblance of a giant ebon white-tipped fox tail, an elven leather hip-scabbard, and some crimson fox fur-lined suede boots.

And on that note, WTMF is Beh'Amant?

[Amber]

And on that note, WTMF is Beh'Amant?

Beh'Amant was the black drake that clothed and named Eorgina.

[SpunGirl]

I actually like her eye alteration.

But she's gotten into the supply of crazycakes, so no points for her.

-K

[Shari]

I actually like her eye alteration.


-K

YOU AND I CAN NO LONGER BE FRIENDS.

[Martaigne]

YOU AND I CAN NO LONGER BE FRIENDS.

http://echelon.ugbox.net/stuff/dang.gif

[Skeeter]

WTF is up with the world's stupidest birthmark.

[Makkah]

Whatever GM did the birthmark should be released on the spot :-/

[Hips]

some dark glaes chain mail depicting a fierce roaring dragon squishing enemies in massive claws

[Skeeter]

I don't mind that one so much. would be better on plate. I wouldn't wear it, but it gets the point across at least.

[Sylvan Dreams]

The shimmering eyes reads like she's constantly on the verge of tears.

[Skeeter]

maybe she just has rheumy eyes

[mgoddess]

You see Ana.
She appears to be a Human.
She appears to be in the prime of life. She has emerald lashed, brilliant cobalt green eyes and tanned skin. She has shoulder length, wavy sandy blonde hair. She has full, silken lips and tiny dimples. Below her left eye is a small, dark birthmark that oddly resembles a poison ivy leaf.
She has ..., a conspicuous blond human tattoo on her wrist, ....
She is in good shape.
She is holding a spiraling empath's staff with the word WAIT carved into the side in her right hand.
She is wearing
...,
a poison green suede sack threaded with a cloth patch that reads, "Beware of FeFe",
...,
a striped green bandana, a green polka-dot bandana, a green patterned bandana, a green paisley bandana, a striped green bandana,
...,
an emerald green satin bodice with small shadowy figures peeking from behind the lacing,
and a fuzzy green tail with singed ends.

Multiple bad things combined to make a *shudder* outfit...

[Nessu Karthorbek]

A diminutive and faint birthmark accents the side of her neck, its shape appearing almost purposeful and emblematic, but with no clues as to an origin.

I don't get on these boards much, but I was just browsing, saw this and thought to myself.........Isn't the origin of a birthmark usually....birth?

[Goretawn]

A diminutive and faint birthmark accents the side of her neck, its shape appearing almost purposeful and emblematic, but with no clues as to an origin.

I don't get on these boards much, but I was just browsing, saw this and thought to myself.........Isn't the origin of a birthmark usually....birth?
Nice score for a newer poster. Well done.

[DelawhereAmi]

Maybe again it's me - but is it a heritage thing for a Faendryl elf or even an elf in general to have/wear powder on their ears?

She has an oval face, an upturned nose and tall upswept pointed ears that have been dusted with an iridescent powder of silverish hues.

[Elvenlady]

I must admit I quite like that, at least it's original.

[Latrinsorm]

but is it a heritage thing for a Faendryl elf or even an elf in general to have/wear powder on their ears?Elf dandruff.

[SpunGirl]

Unless the powder is some kind of makeup that wears off and has to continuously be re-applied, that is fucking retarded. It's right up there with gem-dusted clothing items. For example, "a midnight blue suede skirt covered in diamond dust." HOW DOES THAT SHIT STAY ON? Aren't you wandering around dropping bits of diamond dust all over the damn place, leaving a butt-shaped diamond dust print in the chair you first sit in?

DUMB DUMB DUMB

-K

[Sylvan Dreams]

Unless the powder is some kind of makeup that wears off and has to continuously be re-applied, that is fucking retarded. It's right up there with gem-dusted clothing items. For example, "a midnight blue suede skirt covered in diamond dust." HOW DOES THAT SHIT STAY ON? Aren't you wandering around dropping bits of diamond dust all over the damn place, leaving a butt-shaped diamond dust print in the chair you first sit in?

DUMB DUMB DUMB

-K

I always viewed gem dust like RL clothes that have glitter on them.

[SpunGirl]

Ugh, that's even worse. Glitter went out in the 80s, didn't it?!?!

You see Retardopants.
She is wearing a white cotton blouse with the word "ROCKSTAR" written on it in ruby dust.

-K

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Does the dust wash off if you go swimming like in OTF or the pool to the Bowels in the landing, or the Temple on Teras, or to the Rift in Icemule?

[Makkah]

Nah mane... that shit's permanently secreted by the lobular sweat glands

[Latrinsorm]

has to continuously be re-appliedAin't no Selsun Blue in Elanthia!

[diethx]

Ugh, that's even worse. Glitter went out in the 80s, didn't it?!?!

Unfortunately it didn't. I'm even willing to bet that I have a tiny little tanktop or two with glitter on it stashed away somewhere in the bottom of one of my old clothing bins. They STILL sell shirts like that, geared towards teenyboppers. I remember wearing the ones that didn't have lameass phrases like "Angel" and "Kitten" on them, and it was true, i'd get glitter all over EVERYTHING. That stuff was almost as bad as glitter eyeshadow.

[Nessu Karthorbek]

For some reason, this just struck me as odd. Mostly, it's the hair.

>l gob
You see Gob the Bodyguard.
He appears to be a Halfling.
He appears to be young. He has black eyes and pale skin. He has , hair.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a fiery jacinth in his right hand and a hammered imflass targe in his left hand.
He is wearing a veniom-bound vultite Adventurer's Guild badge, a black veniom robe, some grey steel vambraces set with dark storm agate, a black potion bag, and some black boots.

[Goretawn]

Yeah, a bit odd with that comma in there for no reason.

[Jolena]

That would be a bug/typo that he's probably unaware of and should be reported by the character.

[Teavangelical]

Oh, man. I've always wanted , hair, but I just don't have the face shape for it. :(

[Kyrandos]

Do you think they will approve my puffy neon orange leg warmers?

[diethx]

Do you think they will approve my puffy neon orange leg warmers?

If not, you can always try to get baggy orange pants with one leg bunched up.

[thefarmer]

Talking about Pipershadow's old alter? At least I think that was his name.

[Kyrandos]

If not, you can always try to get baggy orange pants with one leg bunched up.

Now THAT'S just 2 legit!

[diethx]

Talking about Pipershadow's old alter? At least I think that was his name.

Yes.

[Warriorbird]

Yeah. A certain PC poster will NEVER live some of that stuff down.

:whistles:

[Aenstaas]

If not, you can always try to get baggy orange pants with one leg bunched up.

I don't know, isn't that just about as bad as when all of us girls wanted belly button piercings in game? Or low-slung pants? I know I am as guilty as the next person for wanting to somehow stay in genre but are still influenced by current day culture. I for one couldn't wait to have a pair of chandelier earrings made about 4 years ago! So, I just wonder who is going to be the first to have a pair of Pencil pants made... ladies?

[diethx]

Yeah. A certain PC poster will NEVER live some of that stuff down.

:whistles:

:yes:


I don't know, isn't that just about as bad as when all of us girls wanted belly button piercings in game? Or low-slung pants? I know I am as guilty as the next person for wanting to somehow stay in genre but are still influenced by current day culture. I for one couldn't wait to have a pair of chandelier earrings made about 4 years ago! So, I just wonder who is going to be the first to have a pair of Pencil pants made... ladies?

...

I was joking. P to the I to the P to the E to the R was GANGSTA, YO.

[Sylvan Dreams]

I don't know, isn't that just about as bad as when all of us girls wanted belly button piercings in game? Or low-slung pants? I know I am as guilty as the next person for wanting to somehow stay in genre but are still influenced by current day culture. I for one couldn't wait to have a pair of chandelier earrings made about 4 years ago! So, I just wonder who is going to be the first to have a pair of Pencil pants made... ladies?

Belly button piercings could be argued to be in-genre due to how old you can trace them back to. Nipple piercings, too.

Since "pencils" are modern, I don't think we'll see those ever, but we're already seeing bellbottom pants (I've seen flaring pants, pants that flare from the knee, flare from the hip and boot-cut). Pencil pants would probably just be "slim-legged" "slim-fitted" or something along those lines - and that already exists.

As for the chandelier earrings, I absolutely love them! I just wish that we could somehow convert 'pin worn' earrings to be able to be worn in the ear piercing slot.

[Teavangelical]

Ana just closed an emerald satchel stitched with "Green Stones Only Please" on the flap.

I think about this and wonder if she'd be entirely pleased to get moss agates instead of the emeralds I'm assuming she wants.

Then I do a LOOK...

You see Ana.
She appears to be a Human.
She is very tall and appears to be in the prime of life. She has emerald lashed, brilliant cobalt green eyes and pale skin. She has shoulder length, wavy sandy blonde hair. She has a freckled nose and full, silken lips and tiny dimples. Below her left eye is a small, dark birthmark that oddly resembles a poison ivy leaf.
She has a curly blond ponytail, a conspicuous blond human tattoo on her wrist, and a small empath tattoo on her neck.
She has a scar across her neck, old battle scars on her left leg, old battle scars on her left hand, an old battle scar across her chest, an old battle scar across her back, and a scar across her face.
She is holding a spiraling empath's staff with the word WAIT carved into the side in her right hand and some cactacae spine in her left hand.
She is wearing a pair of poison green slippers, a leaf green viper skin skirt, a poison green suede sack threaded with a cloth patch that reads, "Beware of FeFe", an emerald satchel stitched with "Green Stones Only Please" on the flap, an ornate poison ring, a poison green wristlet inset with a tiny emerald, some green leathers dyed the exact shade of unripe bananas, a green bank-shaped pack, a fuzzy green tail with singed ends, an emerald green satin bodice with small shadowy figures peeking from behind the lacing, an embossed platinum symbol, an invar-bound suede Adventurer's Guild badge, a black regal griffin insignia, and a droopy-eyed amber hued lizard.

Now, I have color words highlighted in Wizard to appropriately match their, well, color. Suffice it to say: The blinding wall of green, it hurts, it HURTS.

I didn't want to say anything because her character seemed decent enough. But holy fuckin' fail at taste. Barf. :scared:

Edited to add: I wish I could draw so I could accurately depict how utterly stupid this would all look.

[mgoddess]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=631201&postcount=1359

Two mentions now for the green wall of text...

[Teavangelical]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=631201&postcount=1359

Two mentions now for the green wall of text...

God damn it all! I even tried to do a search on the character name to make sure.

Well, at least mine's more authoritative. It's got it all listed there.

I could even highlight the colors IN color to add to the effect. :)

[AestheticDeath]

Beldonn just closed a transculent plundering lootbag.
>

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Beldonn just closed a transculent plundering lootbag.
>

Oh sweet jesus.

As Beldonn sleeps does his lootbag go off plundering the local villages?!

[thefarmer]

Only the albino villagers

[Jolena]

Thing is..I don't think her alters are bad. I think her taste is insane, but I don't think Ana's alterations are bad at all. Its just an overdo of a theme IMO. There's a difference for me between overdoing a theme, and just having bad alterations.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Thing is..I don't think her alters are bad. I think her taste is insane, but I don't think Ana's alterations are bad at all. Its just an overdo of a theme IMO. There's a difference for me between overdoing a theme, and just having bad alterations.

a poison green suede sack threaded with a cloth patch that reads, "Beware of FeFe"

I dunno....that looks fairly horrid.

[Sylvan Dreams]

a wispy blue spidersilk satchel beaded with a handful of dark purple nightshade bloomsAdmittedly, I own this one. I bought it in the pawnshop because it weighs 2-3 and holds large and I needed a decent container at the time.

[Teavangelical]

Thing is..I don't think her alters are bad. I think her taste is insane, but I don't think Ana's alterations are bad at all. Its just an overdo of a theme IMO. There's a difference for me between overdoing a theme, and just having bad alterations.

I guess I look at bad themes as contributing to bad alterations overall.

"Exactly the shade of unripe bananas"? I've seen a lot of shades of unripe banana, including bruised brown-spotted ones, which is ALSO a variation of unripe. So are her green leathers also brown-spotted? It's just terribly confusing, not to mention subjective.

And WHAT is a bank-shaped pack to my character? It's too damned vague. Does it look like a large nondescript building? A stately Roman-columned facade? If I can't look at it and figure it out what she's getting at, we've got problems, Houston.

I don't mean any of that to be rude. I just don't think bad themes and bad taste are mutually exclusive in this case... or possibly in any case.

[AestheticDeath]

It was misspelled too. You would think the GM would catch that.

[Jolena]

We'll have to agree to disagree I suppose. I think of bad alterations as those that don't fit within guidelines. As in poorly worded, too long to fit the rules, etc. I don't consider their taste being different from mine to be a 'bad alteration', simply an 'ugly alteration' because its not what I would consider pretty.

Though, after considering what you said about the bank-shaped, I can concede, I just guess I suppose that many people have a general idea of what an object is shaped as and use that when looking at something. Just like a 'sword-shaped pin' or 'a monkey-shaped pack' - people would just take a general idea of a sword or monkey (as examples mind you) and consider that. However, i would wager that there are many different types of banks in Elanthia so I'll concede that. As for the unripe? Eh, I don't really think its worth nitpicking in that case to worry over whether the leathers have brown spots or not. (Not to mention, i consider bananas with brownspots to be OVERripe, not unripe, or BRUISED as opposed to unbruised. Since she didn't mention bruised, I would wager that it doesn't have brown spots, but instead is the shade of light green that a banana typically is.)

[diethx]

As for the unripe? Eh, I don't really think its worth nitpicking in that case to worry over whether the leathers have brown spots or not. (Not to mention, i consider bananas with brownspots to be OVERripe, not unripe, or BRUISED as opposed to unbruised. Since she didn't mention bruised, I would wager that it doesn't have brown spots, but instead is the shade of light green that a banana typically is.)

You would consider correctly, then. Bananas don't get brown before they ripen. Before they are ripe, they all start the same shade of green, and they NEVER get brown until well after they turn yellow, are overripe, and begin to bruise. You just won't have a green, unripe banana with brown spots, period. So to anyone who has actually seen a banana before it was ripe (and i'm willing to wager most have), that alter makes sense (especially because she called them green leathers, so there's no room to guess whether she meant not yet ripe, or overripe). Still, it's an ugly as shit alter. But it makes sense, kk.

[Teavangelical]

You would consider correctly, then. Bananas don't get brown before they ripen. Before they are ripe, they all start the same shade of green, and they NEVER get brown until well after they turn yellow, are overripe, and begin to bruise. You just won't have a green, unripe banana with brown spots, period. So to anyone who has actually seen a banana before it was ripe (and i'm willing to wager most have), that alter makes sense (especially because she called them green leathers, so there's no room to guess whether she meant not yet ripe, or overripe). Still, it's an ugly as shit alter. But it makes sense, kk.

Yes, but an over-ripe banana is still technically UNripe. Also, I've bruised unripe bananas before... banana skin is just plain wimpy. I'll stuff it in my bag or purse and it comes out looking like a redheaded stepchild. :bananahit:

*smartass*

[diethx]

Yes, but an over-ripe banana is still technically UNripe.

You're wrong, live with it.

[Teavangelical]

You're wrong, live with it.

I won't!! You can't make me! I'll -- I'll --pout a really long time!

[diethx]

I won't!! You can't make me! I'll -- I'll --pout a really long time!

lol at least you can be lighthearted about it, that's fairly respectable. ;)

[Teavangelical]

lol at least you can be lighthearted about it, that's fairly respectable. ;)

Fairly, eh?

*is wearing a doofy pair of kid's Howloween scary-glasses*

*what were you saying again?*

[CanadianLady]

You see Miscast.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is tall and appears to have come of age. He has large crystal blue eyes and pale skin. He has long, flowing platinum hair worn in elaborate braids. He has a delicate face and broad shoulders. He has dark veins running down his face.

Uhh....YUCK

[Sean of the Thread]

Better than pearly veins running down his face.


Just saying. :shrug:

[CanadianLady]

He'd be better off with rivers of cum running down his face.

But hey, thats my opinion.

[Teavangelical]

The dark evil ore of ol' Rhoksa-Tor
Full permeates to his core;
Well, okay, not really, 'cause that would be silly;
Though that's never stopped 'em before!

[Shari]

Got Cobra?

You see Lord Vaktof Vitagoots the Pickpocket.
He appears to be a Giant of the Issimir Clan.
He is very tall and appears to be extremely old. He has piercing dark eyes and lily white skin. He has long, black hair with a red streak running through it. He has a broken nose and protruding ears.
He has a small black skull tattoo on his wrist, a tattooed symbol of Onar on his wrist, a curly white beard, and a rat head tattoo on his neck.
He is in good shape.
He has an opalescent faewood arrow fletched with snowy-white cockatrice feathers stuck in his left leg, and a faewood arrow stuck in his left hand.
He is wearing a wood-handled iron stewpot helm, some jet black chain hauberk, a small metal device, a midnight black leather pouch set with an onyx twisting cobra clasp, a tin-bound linen Adventurer's Guild badge, a midnight black leather pouch, some coppery snakeskin boots, some jet black leg greaves, some jet black arm greaves, a supple leather wrist sheath, a glistening snakeskin sheath, a pair of oval-shaped spectacles, a silver-edged black steel shield, a cobra skin vest, some formal black linen trousers, a midnight blue glaesine orb, a red rubber nose, a twising cobra earcuff, a twisting cobra earcuff, a slimy cobra mask, an Onar crest, a twisted silver bracelet, a jet black spidersilk cloak edged with silver silk trim, a blue diamond star-shaped pin, a slender gold whistle, a black leather belt with a black coraesine waraxe hanging from it, a sturdy leather weapons harness, a black silk sash, a jet black mail aventail, a black deathstone wedding band wrapped with a dark diamond-eyed silver twisting cobra, a crisp white long-sleeved shirt, some camouflage cobra skin gloves, a pair of twisting cobra cufflinks, an enruned serpent skin scarf, a crystal amulet, and a tiny smooth moon medallion suspended from a gold chain.

[DCSL]

I think my favorites are the camo cobra skin gloves. Why.. just.. why?

[Shari]

Another theme one..

You see Lady Naidalie Nixie the Piper.
She appears to be a Half-Elf from Torre.
She is shorter than average and appears to be extremely young. She has clear, crystalline brilliant ocean blue eyes and soft, smooth, sun-tinted skin. She has mid-length, layered henna-hued hair accented by several braids woven with beach grass scattered throughout the tresses. She has a delicate face and slightly pointed ears, and a smattering of henna-hued sun freckles along her nose and cheekbones. A flawless star emerald is positioned between her eyes, which casts a sparkling ocean green sheen across her face.
She has a trio of tiny blue sea glass rings cut to resemble the ocean's waves in the upper ridge of her left ear, a tiny iridescent seashell stud in the upper ridge of her right ear, a iridescent seashell nestled in a tuft of beach grass tattooed on her ankle, and a swirling blue and green ocean wave crashing on a sandy beach tattooed on her waist.
She is in good shape.
She is holding some pale ivory sandals in her left hand.
She is wearing a pair of sea shell adorned sandals, a white anemone and jasmine anklet interwoven with ocean blue ribbons, a summery white cotton skirt, an extravagantly gilded conch shell, a mesh beach grass tote fastened with an iridescent seashell, a woven beach grass trinket pouch, a pearlescent blue abalone ring etched with an ocean wave, a twisted driftwood ring, an opalescent shell bracelet, a gold fertility bracelet, a netted ocean blue cotton rucksack, a white cotton collector's bag, a driftwood instrument case, a wave-crested silver mithglin insignia, a blue-blushed white water lily tucked behind one ear, a soft white cotton half-bodice, a blooming white anemone handflower, an iridescent tempest shell armband, a fitted ocean-blue cloak, a grass-strung driftwood mirror, a polished driftwood Niima symbol, a gold-strung blue seaglass pendant, and some ocean blue vultite brigandine.f

[Hips]

a deep black ancient elven cloak stitched with shadowy grey death runes in glistening veniom thread and clasped at the neck by a heavy length of rusted chain

[Tolwynn]

Glistening and shadowy, that takes a skilled tailor to pull that one off.

[Androidpk]

a deep black ancient elven cloak stitched with shadowy grey death runes in glistening veniom thread and clasped at the neck by a heavy length of rusted chain

"Hi, I'm 13 years old and watched cartoons after
school before my parents bought me this computer."

[Teavangelical]

a deep black ancient elven cloak stitched with shadowy grey death runes in glistening veniom thread and clasped at the neck by a heavy length of rusted chain

Made with real elves!! Get yours today!!

[Pyper]

"Grandsome put a beaded lavender silk loincloth stitched with small dancing monkies in his black leather longcoat."

I know it's a joke and all, but, um....

[Shari]

Mourt offers Adamina a small white marble gravestone depicting an sylvan empath giggling madly at a human corpse while hugging a bunny.

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK

[Teavangelical]

I think "mother fuck" fails to adequately describe the wrongness of that alter.

In fact, I think English has no words for it. Maybe something like !Kung does, but I doubt it.

Excuse me while I go rinse the vomit away...

[ELO]

Mourt offers Adamina a small white marble gravestone depicting an sylvan empath giggling madly at a human corpse while hugging a bunny.

WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK

"An sylvan empath" is exactly what I'd want on my gravestone.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

a semi-sheer short silk bodice with strategically placed triangular swatches of ruby and sapphire satin


This was just so slutastic that I had to post it here.

You can't see the rest of the bodice in the poor lighting at the strip club!

[ViridianAsp]

Yah, I know the character.

It is supposed to be that way. It isn't a bad alter, it's just revealing.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Overly-risque like that IMO, constitutes a bad alter.

Not a knock on the character, just that I don't like the clothes.

[ViridianAsp]

The character is overly-risque. If you'd interact with her, you'd know that.

Just saying.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The character is overly-risque. If you'd interact with her, you'd know that.

Just saying.

I've been denied sideless overgowns even though they're mentioned in official documents on the grounds of "too risque".

When I see the Elanthian equivalent of pasties, I see a bad alter.

As I said before, it's not a knock on the person or their roleplay, just what some people percieve as a terrible alteration. *shrug*

[ViridianAsp]

I've been denied sideless overgowns even though they're mentioned in official documents on the grounds of "too risque".

When I see the Elanthian equivalent of pasties, I see a bad alter.

As I said before, it's not a knock on the person or their roleplay, just what some people percieve as a terrible alteration. *shrug*


If you direct them to documentation, they really can't deny you.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

If you direct them to documentation, they really can't deny you.

Unfortunately, they still did.

"BUT WUT IF U WORE IT ALONE?!!"

Nevermind it said overgown so even then you'd assume something was under it. -_- Hopefully I won't have the problem again.

Sometimes merchants are silly.

[ViridianAsp]

Then I would write to feedback, because that shouldn't happen. Honestly, if it's documented then you should get the item.

*shrugs*

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Then I would write to feedback, because that shouldn't happen. Honestly, if it's documented then you should get the item.

*shrugs*

I did.. I also suggested on the officials that the merchants read the clothing documentation so that they are up to date on some of the stuff people may request.

[Donquix]

wow...thats pretty bad. And i love sluts.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

You women and your clothes. What's wrong with "A DRESS".

Hmmft.

[CrystalTears]

At least it's better than the two strategically placed onyx gems I saw on a dress once. That was god-awful.

Considering it's a bodice, I don't see the big deal with this alter since bodices generally go over something else. It's not really that revealing.

Even if it is, so what. It's not like there aren't a billion elves with shimmering waist length hair with some stupid shit over their face that makes them irresistable or whatever else. Some people like to look alluring. Nothing wrong in that.

I think Narcissiia is just bitter that she didn't get her ho dress done and that bodice passed.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I think Narcissiia is just bitter that she didn't get her ho dress done and that bodice passed.

It's not a HO DRESS :cry:

[DCSL]

If it were going on a Faendryl, I'd say it's a ho dress. o-o; Otherwise...

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

She is wearing a tasselled golden velvet cloak, a semi-sheer short silk bodice with strategically placed triangular swatches of ruby and sapphire satin, a black silk wrist-purse, a braided gold wristlet dangling a jade wisp of smoke charm, a hip-slung sapphire silk skirt inset with panels of rustling jade taffeta, a large cotton sack, and some thin-heeled pale gold silk sandals laced with jade satin ribbons.

Because some people asked me for the full description as blouse or no blouse makes a difference, I thought I'd post it.

[Shari]

Ugh, Jesae would suggest a sacrafice to Ivas, using that girl as the offering, and then burn that bodice.

She making them all look bad!

[Shari]

You see Shimeria Dark'Lilly the Torturer.
She appears to be a Sylvankind of the Fresiawn D'ahranal.
She appears to be very young. She has long-lashed violet eyes and lily white skin. She has extremely long, sun-kissed golden blonde hair drawn back from her face and bound in place by a shimmering gold ring circlet set with a bunny-shaped violet amethyst. She has a heart-shaped face, a button nose and high cheekbones.
She has a series of petite platinum rings embellished with small dancing wood sprite charms set along the slender tips of her pointed ears, a tattooed golden sun with flaring red rays on her thigh, and a tattoo of gold cascading stars on her ankle.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a beautiful sunset-hued hand mirror edged in golden ora in her left hand.
She is wearing a gold-chased crescent moon earring with small stars dangling on tiny gold chains , a gold-edged white diamond choker, a whimsical black cloak with a deep violet bunny eared hood, a four-petalled violet sapphire pin, an alexandrite-bound spidersilk Adventurer's Guild badge, a fluffy black shimmering bunny tail, a glaesine crystal dragonfly, a shimmering backless sundress decorated with a row of miniature hopping fuzzy black bunnies around the hem, a round silver pin reading, "I watched Tiffidy kill Tsin!", a gold-trimmed runestaff harness suspended from shimmering violet leather straps, a gold-edged spidersilk backpack, some crimson spidersilk robes, a wide braided gold bangle, a rune wristlet, a sunstone engagement ring, a water-filled dancing pixie dangling from a delicate silver-link waist-chain, a gold-corded silken coin purse, a sigil-carved pearwood chalk case, a whimsical bunny-shaped gem pouch, and some black leather thigh-high boots back-laced with violet ribbons.

Where do you start with that, really?

[Donquix]

Where do you start with that, really?

at "Dark'Lilly"

[Poetry1234]

I know she had been working for a long time, and it's really great to give people who hadn't be able to get any merchant work yet. But...well..

Relain offers Pukk some curvaceous shadowy black body armor etched with ancient runes of blood and war.

I think that's why they want the GMs to only work for two-three hours at a time. Because after that it starts going to pot.

[thefarmer]

I don't mind the guy.. but with regards to the last post on things going to pot, While it was early morning, this was made after only about 20minutes of work.

Meureii shows you a massive ebon-hued maul, which he is holding in his right hand. Void of any color, the maul itself appears as a shadowy head. The weapon seems to draw energy from around itself, creating a pulsating sphere that engulfs the very enviroment around you. Ancient Krolvin writings run the length of the steel haft, suggesting a powerful magic within. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

[Donquix]

wow. just...wow.

[thefarmer]

If Snuffers used 2hders.. this is what he'd make. Minus the krolvin of course.

[ELO]

Meureii shows you a massive ebon-hued maul, which he is holding in his right hand. Void of any color, the maul itself appears as a shadowy head. The weapon seems to draw energy from around itself, creating a pulsating sphere that engulfs the very enviroment around you. Ancient Krolvin writings run the length of the steel haft, suggesting a powerful magic within. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

But I can't alter my longcoat to say, "This longcoat looks really cool."

Whatever.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

But I can't alter my longcoat to say, "This longcoat looks really cool."

Whatever.

Maybe you can try "ancient writings are embroidered on the lining, suggesting just how cool this longcoat really is". :rofl:

[Martaigne]

You see Shimeria Dark'Lilly the Torturer.
She appears to be a Sylvankind of the Fresiawn D'ahranal.
She appears to be very young. She has long-lashed violet eyes and lily white skin. She has extremely long, sun-kissed golden blonde hair drawn back from her face and bound in place by a shimmering gold ring circlet set with a bunny-shaped violet amethyst. She has a heart-shaped face, a button nose and high cheekbones.
She has a series of petite platinum rings embellished with small dancing wood sprite charms set along the slender tips of her pointed ears, a tattooed golden sun with flaring red rays on her thigh, and a tattoo of gold cascading stars on her ankle.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a beautiful sunset-hued hand mirror edged in golden ora in her left hand.
She is wearing a gold-chased crescent moon earring with small stars dangling on tiny gold chains , a gold-edged white diamond choker, a whimsical black cloak with a deep violet bunny eared hood, a four-petalled violet sapphire pin, an alexandrite-bound spidersilk Adventurer's Guild badge, a fluffy black shimmering bunny tail, a glaesine crystal dragonfly, a shimmering backless sundress decorated with a row of miniature hopping fuzzy black bunnies around the hem, a round silver pin reading, "I watched Tiffidy kill Tsin!", a gold-trimmed runestaff harness suspended from shimmering violet leather straps, a gold-edged spidersilk backpack, some crimson spidersilk robes, a wide braided gold bangle, a rune wristlet, a sunstone engagement ring, a water-filled dancing pixie dangling from a delicate silver-link waist-chain, a gold-corded silken coin purse, a sigil-carved pearwood chalk case, a whimsical bunny-shaped gem pouch, and some black leather thigh-high boots back-laced with violet ribbons.

Where do you start with that, really?

This is one from a trio of sisters, all played by different people, all with different animal themes. Bunny, cat, snake.

[Teavangelical]

I don't mind the guy.. but with regards to the last post on things going to pot, While it was early morning, this was made after only about 20minutes of work.

Meureii shows you a massive ebon-hued maul, which he is holding in his right hand. Void of any color, the maul itself appears as a shadowy head. The weapon seems to draw energy from around itself, creating a pulsating sphere that engulfs the very enviroment around you. Ancient Krolvin writings run the length of the steel haft, suggesting a powerful magic within. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

That's it. Someone with more money than I'll ever have needs to make a business of buying this shit from people and throwing it down the well.

Do it. Now.

[Elvenlady]

a shimmering dark golden cloak embroidered with a fog-engulfed phoenix defying apparent death with a triumphant grin

[ViridianAsp]

a shimmering dark golden cloak embroidered with a fog-engulfed phoenix defying apparent death with a triumphant grin

That makes me want to stab my eyes out with a fork.

[thefarmer]

I think I've seen that one before, and unless I miss my guess, it was made back when things like that were more common.

Still ugly though.

[Kelau]

He is wearing a blood red Faendryl ankle-sheath, some bone white trousers, an enamelled silver wand case, a decrepit blade-slashed leather poke branded with indecipherable runes, an ivory dagger-etched flask, a dark Faendryl hunting belt, a slender Faendryl signet ring crafted of gleaming gold, an Elven rune-etched signet ring, some deeply-hooded black leathers covered in ancient fiery sigils, a dark ruby-dusted rucksack, an invar clasped massive combat case protected by blade-scarred veil-iron plates, a black spidersilk battle-harness, an onyx hilted blood-red scimitar pin scribed with Faendryl runes, some silvery vultite cufflinks, some elegant Faendryl gloves, a pair of chewed on kitten skin caster's gloves, an ice blue Faendryl doublet with green leaf-shaped buttons, a midnight blue glaesine orb, a black cotton robe, and a deep black wizard's hat decorated with a rising spiral of silvery runes.
Its a mass of rainbow colored runes on the move!

[CrystalTears]

Man, that's a lot of runes.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

And he's wearing two pairs of gloves.


Ooooh he's so evvvvvvvvvvvvilllll!

[Some Rogue]

a black cotton robe, and a deep black wizard's hat decorated with a rising spiral of silvery runes.


I'd say he's ready to party.

[Teavangelical]

He is wearing a blood red Faendryl ankle-sheath, some bone white trousers, an enamelled silver wand case, a decrepit blade-slashed leather poke branded with indecipherable runes, an ivory dagger-etched flask, a dark Faendryl hunting belt, a slender Faendryl signet ring crafted of gleaming gold, an Elven rune-etched signet ring, some deeply-hooded black leathers covered in ancient fiery sigils, a dark ruby-dusted rucksack, an invar clasped massive combat case protected by blade-scarred veil-iron plates, a black spidersilk battle-harness, an onyx hilted blood-red scimitar pin scribed with Faendryl runes, some silvery vultite cufflinks, some elegant Faendryl gloves, a pair of chewed on kitten skin caster's gloves, an ice blue Faendryl doublet with green leaf-shaped buttons, a midnight blue glaesine orb, a black cotton robe, and a deep black wizard's hat decorated with a rising spiral of silvery runes.
Its a mass of rainbow colored runes on the move!

Now, I can understand the signet ring, but I can never help but wonder just what the hell something like a "Faendryl hunting belt" is supposed to be. Is it made with Faendryl skulls? Whole bodies of Faendryl knotted around one another to form a belt? "I'M A FAENDRYL" in big sparkly letters?

And what the fuck is a Faendryl doublet? (Yeah, I know what a doublet is. That's not what I mean.)

Also:

a pair of chewed on kitten skin caster's gloves really lusts for some hypens. Eats, shoots and leaves, people.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Now, I can understand the signet ring, but I can never help but wonder just what the hell something like a "Faendryl hunting belt" is supposed to be. Is it made with Faendryl skulls? Whole bodies of Faendryl knotted around one another to form a belt? "I'M A FAENDRYL" in big sparkly letters?

And what the fuck is a Faendryl doublet? (Yeah, I know what a doublet is. That's not what I mean.)

Also:

a pair of chewed on kitten skin caster's gloves really lusts for some hypens. Eats, shoots and leaves, people.

YOU MIGHT BE A FAENDRYL IF..

A Police Officer pulls you over and asks for ID, and you show him your belt!!

[Sylvan Dreams]

Now, I can understand the signet ring, but I can never help but wonder just what the hell something like a "Faendryl hunting belt" is supposed to be. Is it made with Faendryl skulls? Whole bodies of Faendryl knotted around one another to form a belt? "I'M A FAENDRYL" in big sparkly letters?

And what the fuck is a Faendryl doublet? (Yeah, I know what a doublet is. That's not what I mean.)

It's a belt worn while hunting Faendryl.

The Faendryl doublet is a typical medieval doublet with FAENDRYL in sequins on the front and back.

[Drew]

Now, I can understand the signet ring, but I can never help but wonder just what the hell something like a "Faendryl hunting belt" is supposed to be. Is it made with Faendryl skulls? Whole bodies of Faendryl knotted around one another to form a belt? "I'M A FAENDRYL" in big sparkly letters?


Although I agree with you in general, if I said something was "A mexican hat" you would most likely think of a sombrero. Anyway, I wouldn't normally do it, but sometimes I don't think it's so terrible.

[Teavangelical]

Although I agree with you in general, if I said something was "A mexican hat" you would most likely think of a sombrero. Anyway, I wouldn't normally do it, but sometimes I don't think it's so terrible.

I guess a character would be assumed to have some idea of what Faendryl-made craftsmanship would be. I could buy that.

Still, though it's a good analogy, I have no idea what the hell a Mexican shoe looks like. :)

[Some Rogue]

I guess a character would be assumed to have some idea of what Faendryl-made craftsmanship would be. I could buy that.

Still, though it's a good analogy, I have no idea what the hell a Mexican shoe looks like. :)

Because they don't wear them?

[Teavangelical]

Because they don't wear them?

All right! You win. :rofl:

[thefarmer]

You see Singe.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is taller than average and appears to be old. He has heavy-lidded stormy grey eyes and black skin. He has long, loose white hair with a black streak running through it. He has a bony face, a thin nose and thick bushy eyebrows.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a white crystal adorned orase runestaff in his right hand.
He is wearing a crystal amulet, a heavy backpack, some flowing silk gauze pants, a burlap sack, a cloth-of-platinum robe encrusted with water sapphires, a pair of narrow leather shoes, and a grosgrain cloak.

Is it just me, or does the fancy robe clash just a little with the rest of what he's wearing?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You see Singe.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is taller than average and appears to be old. He has heavy-lidded stormy grey eyes and black skin. He has long, loose white hair with a black streak running through it. He has a bony face, a thin nose and thick bushy eyebrows.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a white crystal adorned orase runestaff in his right hand.
He is wearing a crystal amulet, a heavy backpack, some flowing silk gauze pants, a burlap sack, a cloth-of-platinum robe encrusted with water sapphires, a pair of narrow leather shoes, and a grosgrain cloak.

Is it just me, or does the fancy robe clash just a little with the rest of what he's wearing?


Even though the robe is off the shelf, it screams ELTON JOHN to me with how it's worded.

[thefarmer]

You see Skiaura the Healer.
She appears to be an Erithian.
She is shorter than average and appears to be youthful. She has large pale green eyes and freckled skin. She has shoulder length, silky reddish blonde hair worn in thin braids at the temples. She has a delicate face, a small nose and dimpled cheeks.
She is wearing a ruddy purple frill-edged greatcloak embroidered with deadly squirrels along the hem, a rune-etched golden topaz neckchain, a gold velvet backpack, a crystal ship keepsake pin, a pumpkin seed necklace, a sinuous black fur tail, an glossy black leather harness, a pair of pumpkin seed earrings, a cream-colored linen apron, a crystal amulet, some frilly velvet trousers, a gold ring, a key-stitched somber black cassock, a deep orange speckled tiger lily, some lavender jade and gold toe rings, a pair of soft squirrel fur mittens, a sigil-covered leather wand harness, a pink straw hat, some long black stockings, and a sitting beanbag squirrel.
>

[Gelston]

How can a squirrel ever be deadly? I mean, other then rabies or something, and thats really death by disease anyways.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

How can a squirrel ever be deadly? I mean, other then rabies or something, and thats really death by disease anyways.

Obviously you've never heard of the killer rabbit of Caerbannog -- Rodents can be QUITE DEADLY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

[7Seconds]

IDK. I kind of like the visuals for Deadly Squirrels. The color and frills have to go though.

[ViridianAsp]

You see Skiaura the Healer.
She appears to be an Erithian.
She is shorter than average and appears to be youthful. She has large pale green eyes and freckled skin. She has shoulder length, silky reddish blonde hair worn in thin braids at the temples. She has a delicate face, a small nose and dimpled cheeks.
She is wearing a ruddy purple frill-edged greatcloak embroidered with deadly squirrels along the hem, a rune-etched golden topaz neckchain, a gold velvet backpack, a crystal ship keepsake pin, a pumpkin seed necklace, a sinuous black fur tail, an glossy black leather harness, a pair of pumpkin seed earrings, a cream-colored linen apron, a crystal amulet, some frilly velvet trousers, a gold ring, a key-stitched somber black cassock, a deep orange speckled tiger lily, some lavender jade and gold toe rings, a pair of soft squirrel fur mittens, a sigil-covered leather wand harness, a pink straw hat, some long black stockings, and a sitting beanbag squirrel.
>


I saw her and I was ashamed, I really hate terribly dressed Erithi....like the fact everyone thinks they are all bald isn't bad enough...

[Nilandia]

I saw her and I was ashamed, I really hate terribly dressed Erithi....like the fact everyone thinks they are all bald isn't bad enough...
That, or they confuse the Erithi with the Aelotoi and think the Erithi have wings.

Gretchen, player of a non-bald Erithi

[DCSL]

Tsk, don't be ashamed of your balding heritage. My Erithian was unabashedly high-hairlined. Even had a tattoo to emphasize it. It's somewhere in the What Are You Wearing folder, hm..

[ViridianAsp]

One of my Erithi is balding, but my other two have high foreheads. They aren't bald.

And lol at people thinking Erithians have wings.

[SayGoodbye]

a long black leather cloak showing a blood red background with a fanged blue-skinned demon glaring through a field of fire

[Hips]

You see Durason DeLazzen the War Mage.
He appears to be a Dark Elf.
He appears to be advanced in years. He has gold-flecked violet eyes and brown skin. He has raggedly cut, tied back silver hair.
You can hardly recognize him covered in all that soot and ash!
He has a curly silver beard.
He has minor cuts and bruises on his chest.
A thick layer of volcanic ash and soot covers a heavy backpack, a tightly woven spidersilk sack, an enruned air elemental talisman, a moonstone studded band, a red hackled black wool tam, some deep black silver-studded pants, a lizard skin shoulder sheath, some scaly lizard skin boots, a crystal amulet, a shiny golden ring, and a dark oilskin cloak embroiderd with the visage of a banshee with leering fangs and bloody claws looming over you with glowing red eyes.

[SayGoodbye]

Ugh.. you win

[LMingrone]

That's alot of "with"s.

[Shari]

an exquisite princess-cut black diamond-set platinum eternity ring etched with ancient Dhe'nari runes


Ah, what every girl dreams of..

[thefarmer]

One day, I wanna see something with 'fresh-looking rune' instead of those tired old ancient runes

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

an exquisite princess-cut black diamond-set platinum eternity ring etched with ancient Dhe'nari runes


Ah, what every girl dreams of..

*headwall... repeatedly*

Ever since a few weekends ago I can't look at this shit without thinking of an item with BRIGHT FRIDGE-MAGNET ABC'S, stuck on it, hahahaha

[Elvenlady]

What possesses the merchants to agree to do those alters in the first place, have they no pride in their work?

[diethx]

What possesses the merchants to agree to do those alters in the first place, have they no pride in their work?

Probably because it's bad customer service to say, "That's ugly, and you're stupid for wanting it. Get some decent taste and come back."

[CrystalTears]

There are some hideous REAL outfits out there that people fight over to buy in stores. I don't see it any different. You gotta have the tacky people to keep it even. :D

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I have to nominate some of the clothing made for sale from A Twist of Roses. I know the GM tried... I really do.. but.. oh my god.

a form-fitting gown of crystal-dusted hemlock green velvet
a pair of black-on-black velvet breeches


The first one just makes me cringe. Form-fitting, velvet, the color, the sequin-like crystals.

Then there's the breeches. I look at them and think PORNO pants, or just about violence.

[thefarmer]

Then there's the breeches. I look at them and think PORNO pants, or just about violence.

Racist!

[CanadianLady]

a hoarbeam runestaff capped with an ancient silver dragon and imbedded with an exquisite dragon's-tear diamond.

a cloak of cloth so fine and dark that it swirls around the body like a shadowy cloud.

Almost of all this persons stuff makes my eyes bleed.

[Hips]

I have to nominate some of the clothing made for sale from A Twist of Roses. I know the GM tried... I really do.. but.. oh my god.

You wouldn't happen to have a list of all the clothes there, would you? I meant to look while Michi was in Ta'Illistim and never got around to it.

[ViridianAsp]

a hoarbeam runestaff capped with an ancient silver dragon and imbedded with an exquisite dragon's-tear diamond.

a cloak of cloth so fine and dark that it swirls around the body like a shadowy cloud.

Almost of all this persons stuff makes my eyes bleed.

Yeah her hair seriously bugs me...I think I posted it a few months ago.

[Shifted]

Scelose just closed a nightmare black cloak which glows with dark mystical energy and pulsates rhythmically.

[DCSL]

I mistrust anything that pulses rhythmically.

[Hips]

some inky-black trousers tooled along the hem with minature crimson skeletons


typo and all!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You wouldn't happen to have a list of all the clothes there, would you? I meant to look while Michi was in Ta'Illistim and never got around to it.

a pair of black-on-black velvet breeches
a whiteworked pale blue linen chemise with ivory lace cuffs
a starlight silver silk bodice lined with midnight blue
a deep blue side-cut velvet skirt with pale blue undertones
a shimmering black satin dress rose-cut to reveal ivory silk
an ermine-trimmed vermilion velvet gown with dagged sleeves
a fitted gown of deep black faille with ivory rose buttons
a form-fitting gown of crystal-dusted hemlock green velvet

Not a complete list-- I'll post a complete a little later. Either way, my characters prolly won't be wearing much from that shop :(

[Shari]

Really? I thought this one in particular really screamed Issi.

a form-fitting gown of crystal-dusted hemlock green velvet


<flees for her life>

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Only if the crystals spell out "ISSI IS HOT" on the back

[Martaigne]

Is 'ZOMG ISSI IS TEH SECKS' okay?

[ViridianAsp]

a pair of black-on-black velvet breeches
a whiteworked pale blue linen chemise with ivory lace cuffs
a starlight silver silk bodice lined with midnight blue
a deep blue side-cut velvet skirt with pale blue undertones
a shimmering black satin dress rose-cut to reveal ivory silk
an ermine-trimmed vermilion velvet gown with dagged sleeves
a fitted gown of deep black faille with ivory rose buttons
a form-fitting gown of crystal-dusted hemlock green velvet

Not a complete list-- I'll post a complete a little later. Either way, my characters prolly won't be wearing much from that shop :(


It looks like they took the items already there and just uglied them some more. *shrugs* I will not be getting anything from that shop, I'm kind of disappointed that it's not better than it was before, I thought for sure it changing, would be a good thing.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

It looks like they took the items already there and just uglied them some more. *shrugs* I will not be getting anything from that shop, I'm kind of disappointed that it's not better than it was before, I thought for sure it changing, would be a good thing.

Yeah, I was incredibly disappointed. The only "elven" thing in it is the gelderalads-- no overgowns and cotehardies, no marbrinus or even varities of silk, no cotehardie and leggings for the men, no pointy slippers.

I don't think they used any of the gem documents, either-- I thought at least like, a diamond medallion would be available or something but there's just like feystone (which among elves is supposed to symbolize insanity, heh).

[Hips]

Show me the rest of the items! <3333

[Nilandia]

I dunno. I kinda liked the shirt for sale there, and so did the guy I gave it to as a present. :D

Gretchen

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm still looking for a merchant who'll make a long show with "WORST ALTER EVER." They always say no. It r sad :no:

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I dunno. I kinda liked the shirt for sale there, and so did the guy I gave it to as a present. :D

Gretchen

A select few items were okay, but overall, I was incredibly disappointed.

Nothing excuses crystal-dusted hemlock green velvet. Nothing.

[CanadianLady]

You see Lady xxxxxx xxxxxxx the Gameswoman.
She appears to be an Ardenai Elf.
She is taller than average and appears to be in the spring of life. She has sultry thick sooty-lashed almond-shaped sparkling emerald eyes and tanned skin. She has ankle length, cascading platinum hair that has a slender braid at the temple adorned with a slender silver hawk feather dangling lapis lazuli beads. She has an angular face, an aquiline nose and slightly pointed ears.
She has a constellation of diamond chips netted in silver strands in the upper ridge of her right ear, a shadowy meadow tattoo on her neck, a trio of laje rings dangling a black diamond half-moon in the upper ridge of her left ear, a black-lined lunar eclipse tattoo on her neck, a black widow spider tattoo on her waist, and a black rose tattoo on her ankle.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a vine-etched Ardenai imflass shield, a crimson-swept ebony rose pendant, a slim ivory lynx fur pelisse strung with a burnished vaalin chain, a carved obsidian crow pin, an alexandrite-bound ironwood Adventurer's Guild badge, a low-cut scarlet leather half-bodice, a scarlet leather pack jewel-set with black onyx beads, some fitted black elven leathers, a sleek midnight black bracer embossed with a black widow, a red griffin embossed bracer, a filigreed mithril alloy bracer, a bright gold ring, an ancient woven Ardenai bangle, a rune-stitched black silk gem pouch, a plain-looking sack, a side-slit webbed leather skirt, some sheer black silk stockings with seams down the back, a silver-traced white diamond anklet, and some spike-heeled scarlet leather boots.

I think this character needs to be nominated for an Extreme Makeover GS addition.

[B2]

Romelo just opened a rune-traced black bag with silver sigils of life and death.

Lethra offers Valakas some ghastly white leather embroidered in grey thread with the scene of a giantman slaying zombies.

:(

[Shari]

Ignore this...I'm loosing my mind.

[Hips]

a suit of ghostly-grey leathers scorched with burnt-in demonic visages

[petroglyph]

a pair of flashy elven pants decorated with three silver stripes running up each leg and held up with tiny veil iron clasps

Well, they're flashy, all right.