Really Bad Alters

[Asile]

That's what all the giggly / goofy ones say.

You're free to come find out just how giggly and goofy this Aelotoi Empath is.

Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for bones turning to jello or exploding balls of plasma.

Oh, and that all those barf-tastic alters got done before I finally got spun last night isn't fair. On the plus side, the merchants did end up doing work for everyone that stuck around.

[Earthlust]

O noes, I am playing my Aelotoi Empuff wrong!

[sereh]

I am only giggly and goofy on occasion. Sometimes I am downright surly!

Sereh

Come to my events! I worked hard on them! http://home.dejazzd.com/acoustic/CairnfangManor/seafarersfest9.html

[WRoss]

She's trying to get her shop altered....

Silversoft says, "Iridescent Stucco Shop with Silvery gingerbread trimmed roof."
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A moping glacier spirit floats in, following you.
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A frisky taiga spirit floats in, following Amadicias.
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Silversoft snaps her fingers.
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You feel more refreshed.
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Aalish asks, "Can I have a bite when you're done?"
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Silversoft says, "Iridescent Stucco Shop with Silvery herbs trmming."
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* Modeen just bit the dust!
>whisper aal you should try and make your shop on candy cane lane
You quietly whisper to Aalish, "You should try and make your shop on candy cane lane."
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Silversoft says, "Iridescent Stucco Shop with Silvery Herbs wood Trim."
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Amadicias whispers, "Can stucco be irridecent?"
>whisper amad can wood be silvery?
You quietly whisper to Amadicias, "Can wood be silvery?"
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You feel more refreshed.
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Silversoft says, "Iridescent Stucco Shop with Silvery Herb wood Trim."

[Vagabondbard]

With the festivals coming up.. I've seen a whole bunch of just terrible stuff.


Mistykris taps a pair of sleek thigh-high black leather boots accented with flawless rubies in the shape of kitten paws dangling from the cuffs that she is
wearing.

Galenblackbard puts on a pristine white gold scroll-shaped sigil-etched buckle.



Just... ugh.

Should have seen what it was before....

GBB

[Oxxon]

Funny thing about that is, the guy is seriously old school. He's not one of those schmos who used a bunch of premium points to alter everything. He's one of those 14 year vets that chased all the merchants down the hard way back in the day.

I do agree, however, that it's a crazy block of text.

Anyone on here remember Oxxon and his ribbon obsession? That was hilarious.

Thats was along time ago.....

[MotleyCrew]

a glistening bacon-hued eahnor bourde gown with thickly cut amaranthine vertical stripes blending to a white frothy hemline

[CanadianLady]

Wow, that's completely nasty

[DCSL]

I think you mean completely AWESOME. Damn. Why wasn't I there when that got made?

[HouseofElves]

You were busy getting drunk in NYC with the PC crew?

[DCSL]

You were busy getting drunk in NYC with the PC crew?

They laughed at me for wondering which merchants I was missing. Srsly.

[Parker]

a glistening bacon-hued eahnor bourde gown with thickly cut amaranthine vertical stripes blending to a white frothy hemline

Are you kidding me? This thing is AMAZING.

It's almost as good as the dark brown coat striped with various strips of red salted leather.

Also;

Speaking in Elven to Dawe, Nihrvanah asks, "Quick question... can you make these a bodysuit?"

A bolt of lightning streaks down from the sky and strikes Nihrvanah!
... 50 points of damage!
Electrical charge toasts Nihrvanah. You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.

* Nihrvanah drops dead at your feet!

[thefarmer]

a glistening bacon-hued eahnor bourde gown with thickly cut amaranthine vertical stripes blending to a white frothy hemline


Wow, that's completely nasty

Clearly you both have no taste.


Are you kidding me? This thing is AMAZING.

It's almost as good as the dark brown coat striped with various strips of red salted leather.



I think you mean completely AWESOME. Damn. Why wasn't I there when that got made?

Clearly two people that do have excellent taste in style.


You tap a glistening bacon-hued bourde gown with thickly cut amaranthine vertical stripes blending to a white frothy hemline in a small turnip-clasped neckpouch.

You tap a dark brown coat striped with shades of marbled red salted leather in a small turnip-clasped neckpouch.

You tap a silver-veined krodera signet incised with a bacon-wrapped turnip intaglio in a small turnip-clasped neckpouch.

You see a glyph-like mark on the krodera signet:
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\%%/

"Communion" is written below the mark in small, light writing.

[Elvenlady]

Speaking in Elven to Dawe, Nihrvanah asks, "Quick question... can you make these a bodysuit?"

A bolt of lightning streaks down from the sky and strikes Nihrvanah!
... 50 points of damage!
Electrical charge toasts Nihrvanah. You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.

* Nihrvanah drops dead at your feet!

And this is why you don't stand in water wearing a metal chastity belt during an electrical storm!

[Nathala Crane]

And this is why you don't stand in water wearing a metal chastity belt during an electrical storm!

..Maybe he thought she said "bodybag?"

[Abilene]

I was there when the bacon gown was made.
2 things I thought were interesting...
The metallic gowns are cloth, but 'metal colored' right? So now that one is actually bacon-colored.. but eahnor.
And the other thing, what is the frothy hemline??

[LadyLaphrael]

I was there when the bacon gown was made.
2 things I thought were interesting...
The metallic gowns are cloth, but 'metal colored' right? So now that one is actually bacon-colored.. but eahnor.
And the other thing, what is the frothy hemline??

As one of several co-designers to the bacon gown, I think the best course of action is to simply take it a face value. It's a gown with bacon-like qualities, QED it's an awesome gown. The frothy hemline? That's the sweet, juicy bacon-fat.

GMs throw out wacky stuff like that all the time like the apron and greatcloak I found with a fork-impaled cat embroidered on them. They're borderline OOC, but they're a good reminder that at least some GMs still have a good sense of humor. The fact that this even got made was a win in itself.

[Tordane]

The fact that this even got made was a win in itself.

A win for who? Someone who should be playing in Shattered?

[Ribbons]

Speaking in Elven to Dawe, Nihrvanah asks, "Quick question... can you make these a bodysuit?"

A bolt of lightning streaks down from the sky and strikes Nihrvanah!
... 50 points of damage!
Electrical charge toasts Nihrvanah. You get a sharp whiff of burning hair.

* Nihrvanah drops dead at your feet!

Say what you want but playing a gimp isn't easy.

[Elvenlady]

a vaalin-tipped half-diamond pick with a stargazer lily-shaped pink sapphire-set ivory handle

[Abilene]

Goodness.

[Nathala Crane]

a vaalin-tipped half-diamond pick with a stargazer lily-shaped pink sapphire-set ivory handle

The hyphens, the hyphens are upon us!

[Tordane]

a vaalin-tipped half-diamond pick with a stargazer lily-shaped pink sapphire-set ivory handle

I can't even say that without laughing.

[Abilene]

Would be better with only 1 or 2 adjectives. Instead of adjectives of adjectives of hyphenated more adjectives!

Also wanted to say when I see things like that I wonder if they know what a lock pick was back in those days. It wasn't something all dainty and froofroo looking.

[Asha]

For your consideration...

a dragon-molded vaalorn kit with black pearls studded in the metal


sounds weird to me.

Meh.

The one previously is hilarious to say out loud.

[Kainen]

For your consideration...

a dragon-molded vaalorn kit with black pearls studded in the metal


sounds weird to me.

Dragon-shaped would have sounded better.

[astari]

a floor-length pair of squared off forearm sleeves.

[DCSL]

a floor-length pair of squared off forearm sleeves.

I'm so sorry you don't like them.

[Ryvicke]

Dex getting meta trolled in the alter thread!?

I love your forearm sleeves.

[DCSL]

Dex getting meta trolled in the alter thread!?

I love your forearm sleeves.

When I visit NJ/NY again, we have to hang and get drunk. Or, I'll try and you succeed.

[Stry]

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.73942145.jpg

Behold the power of sleeves.

[HouseofElves]

Behold the power of sleeves.

Have to jump in when people don't agree with your in-game GF?

[astari]

Oh seriously? You have to admit the picture is entertaining. Personally I think the forearm sleeves are ridiculous. This thread is for bad alters, not just alters that you think are bad. The person made them and likes them, great! I am glad you like them as well. That does not mean that I can't look at them and see them as a bad alter.

[Stry]

Have to jump in when people don't agree with your in-game GF?

Regardless of how polite your neg rep was. I find my opinion differs from yours.

I hope it isn't to difficult for you to understand that people support their friends on forums.

[DCSL]

The picture's funny but I don't think that really matches the description of the sleeves I made, which were more like this:

http://anime-wallpapers.com/images/800x600/yuna-final-fantasy-10.jpg

At least, that's what I was trying for. I tested it on a few people and that's the image that came up in their minds, but then, not everyone is acquainted with that character. I personally think Astari wearing a gown over her armor is ridiculous too, but we all have different tastes, I guess. We'll have to agree to disagree.

[Stry]

:) Yes, I agree. Much better than the pic I found.

[DCSL]

I wish it weren't so gay. I feel faintly embarrassed picking up a FF picture to show clothing concepts. Like some kind of Japanophile. But I'll live.

[Ryvicke]

There's nothing gay about Yuna. I had tons of pics of her in my locker.

I don't know why I'm defending you when you wont even agree to be my ig gf. I have a picnic and tea set.

[DCSL]

There's nothing gay about Yuna. I had tons of pics of her in my locker.

I don't know why I'm defending you when you wont even agree to be my ig gf. I have a picnic and tea set.

You never asked me!

[DCSL]

I'm normally one for never leaving off a color or material. Pretty anal about it, in fact because how can you not see the color on an item?! Crazy! But in this case, I want them to go with anything so I left the color and material off and it can just be assumed the same color as whatever dress she's wearing.

[DCSL]

I'd rather have a color on something than a fabric, personally, because not everyone can recognize a fabric when it walks past them on the street but I can always tell someone's wearing a black coat, a white shirt, blue jeans, and that kind of thing.

But, what can you do. This wouldn't be the first time someone wanted to revoke my fashionista title, heh!

[Eoghain]

this thread is gayer than I am.

[Elvenlady]

Imossible! :heart:

[Nathala Crane]

I wish it weren't so gay. I feel faintly embarrassed picking up a FF picture to show clothing concepts. Like some kind of Japanophile. But I'll live.

OMG WHAT A WEEABOO. :)

Try playing a katana-wielding Erithian with a "Japanese" name. And if you have long white hair and wield a katana, you're "lol Sephiroth."


I'd rather have a color on something than a fabric, personally, because not everyone can recognize a fabric when it walks past them on the street but I can always tell someone's wearing a black coat, a white shirt, blue jeans, and that kind of thing.

I agree with this.

[LadyLaphrael]

Try playing a katana-wielding Erithian with a "Japanese" name. And if you have long white hair and wield a katana, you're "lol Sephiroth."


Yeeeeah, I'm pretty sure I had the same problem when I was trying to figure out the hairstyle for my Erithian who had, of course, silvery white hair.

[ViridianAsp]

There's nothing gay about Yuna. I had tons of pics of her in my locker.

I don't know why I'm defending you when you wont even agree to be my ig gf. I have a picnic and tea set.



WAIT, she'll be our ig gf if we have a tea set?! Hey... by the way, I have a tea set...

You tap an ebonwood case inlaid with silver filigree, which is in your right hand.

open case
You unlatch the toggle on your ebonwood case and hear a strange whirring sound, causing you to remove your hand from the toggle. Within seconds, a tiny opening appears at the top of the case and the thin doors are drawn away from each other. The doors at the hinges bend and slide into a small compartment at the bottom, turning the case into a serving platter.

You remove a vaalin-caged delicate glass teacup from the stack on your ebonwood platter.

>look teacup
Cradled in a delicate cage of thin, black vaalin filigree, the teacup is crafted of an extremely high quality glass that is smooth and seamless. Slender, but sturdy, loops flow out of one side of the piece to create a lovely handle of stylized leaves, while the base of the cage is designed to support the frail body of glass in its center. A fine lip of vaalin fuses the two contrasting components together and gives the piece a refined appearance.

My tea set is obviously pretty and therefore she should be my IG GF. :heart:

[DCSL]

WAIT, she'll be our ig gf if we have a tea set?! Hey... by the way, I have a tea set...

You tap an ebonwood case inlaid with silver filigree, which is in your right hand.

open case
You unlatch the toggle on your ebonwood case and hear a strange whirring sound, causing you to remove your hand from the toggle. Within seconds, a tiny opening appears at the top of the case and the thin doors are drawn away from each other. The doors at the hinges bend and slide into a small compartment at the bottom, turning the case into a serving platter.

You remove a vaalin-caged delicate glass teacup from the stack on your ebonwood platter.

>look teacup
Cradled in a delicate cage of thin, black vaalin filigree, the teacup is crafted of an extremely high quality glass that is smooth and seamless. Slender, but sturdy, loops flow out of one side of the piece to create a lovely handle of stylized leaves, while the base of the cage is designed to support the frail body of glass in its center. A fine lip of vaalin fuses the two contrasting components together and gives the piece a refined appearance.

My tea set is obviously pretty and therefore she should be my IG GF. :heart:

That is an exceptionally hot tea set and totally IG GF-worthy!

[Nathala Crane]

Hahahah gross.

[Devessi]

It takes some pretty serious effort to design something so horrible that it ends up here even though it's in Shattered. Wow.

..that IS from Shattered, right? Please tell me it is.

[Abilene]

I want child bearing hips! And hair that tickles my thighs.

[Devessi]

Yes it is from Shattered. I doubt you could get this in prime.

I'd hope not, but I've learned not to assume the best where Simu's policies are concerned, so.. yeah.

[Nathala Crane]

I want child bearing hips! And hair that tickles my thighs.

It's pretty inspiring. Now I want this:

His pelvis is strong and well-toned for optimal thrusting.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc101/jrockdagreat/Random%20gifs/mario4pr.gif

[Abilene]

It's pretty inspiring. Now I want this:

His pelvis is strong and well-toned, with very heavily pixelated lines for optimal thrusting.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc101/jrockdagreat/Random%20gifs/mario4pr.gif

Fixed that.

[Nathala Crane]

/fans self

I do need to finalize my feature alterations for Riend (which is pretty hard considering her heritage is Sylvan but with Erithi influence). Sometime I should pick your brain. =)

Sure! Any time. =)

[murderously sly]

I spent at least 10 seconds trying to figure out how voluptuous hips ended in curly wisps. And the phrase smooth, creamy thighs made me throw up in my mouth a little.

[murderously sly]

Oh, and I own these bad boys:

"a pair of calf-high mid-boots with doeskin lacings and a picture of a katana on the toe"

I have NO clue how you can have calf-high mid-boots as I am reasonably sure mid-boots are somewhere ankle-ish. I don't remember exactly where I got them, but I'm pretty sure it was from a box. I don't know why I haven't thrown them in a trashbin other than to prove that someone really did think they were worth creating.

[Asile]

I want child bearing hips! And hair that tickles my thighs.

And don't forget the smooth, creamy thighs!! Totally have to have those.

Please tell me she isn't wearing any sort of skirt or pants (including skirts from dresses and gowns) so we can totally see those thighs and know they're smooth and creamy.

[Abilene]

And don't forget the smooth, creamy thighs!! Totally have to have those.

Please tell me she isn't wearing any sort of skirt or pants (including skirts from dresses and gowns) so we can totally see those thighs and know they're smooth and creamy.

And hairy.

[ViridianAsp]

a fitted plush white velvet cloak lightly dusted with sparkling rubies


This takes me back to the days when I first started playing GS, and my character looked like a ruby had vomited on her.

Ah, the follies of noobness.

[DCSL]

a fitted plush white velvet cloak lightly dusted with sparkling rubies


This takes me back to the days when I first started playing GS, and my character looked like a ruby had vomited on her.

Ah, the follies of noobness.

Yeah, I was all... Must have ravens/raven feathers and flames! Theme wear.

[HouseofElves]

Pink and pearls. >.>

[petroglyph]

Shimmering blue.

I, uhh, might be able to pull up a description of my first. ever. alteration! if we feel like having a personal hall of shame thread.

[Farn]

All midnight blue clothing with fiery scarlet axe and shield. I was awesome.

Never liked the precious stones all over. I think I had some glasses with star sapphire lenses made once, though. I'm not sure if that would even make sense, once the sapphires are cut into lenses. But hey - star sapphires were my favorite gems to find, and gem-y stuff was the cool thing everyone was doing.

[Kainen]

Dark blue and vaalin here.

[DCSL]

I love that the gemstones are set into the soles so you're walking on them. Excellent. My first alter was some slutty smoke grey silk skirt with slits up to the crotch or something. I'm not proud.

[Shari]

Spidersilk. Like....30 lines of spidersilk items. Now I can't fucking stand the stuff, and none of my characters will ever wear it.

[Sylvan Dreams]

I love that the gemstones are set into the soles so you're walking on them. Excellent. My first alter was some slutty smoke grey silk skirt with slits up to the crotch or something. I'm not proud.

Maybe the gems are on the sides of the soles?

[Nathala Crane]

One of my earliest characters was a dark elf sorcerer named Ravinder. Was all about deathstone. It was everywhere, and it was awful.

[magiceatsyou]

just found these on Playershops, thought I'd share:

a pair of black and white checkered pants with wide pleated legs

lol.

[Sweets]

just found these on Playershops, thought I'd share:

a pair of black and white checkered pants with wide pleated legs

lol.

Those were from Ebon Gate. You got them from knocking on doors...I think. I had several pairs.

[Kainen]

just found these on Playershops, thought I'd share:

a pair of black and white checkered pants with wide pleated legs

lol.

I am ashamed to say that those would inspire me to create a whole uglyass outfit for my giantman (well woman) empath if I was still playing.

[magiceatsyou]

Hrm, I wonder if the show has chains in it!

[Jhynnifer]

a sumptuous chocolate brown doeskin riding skirt stylishly cut just above mid-thigh

anyone else get a flashback of <insert any drunken, drug-addled starlet> getting out of the car without panties on when they see that skirt?

[Abilene]

I am bugging on this page of the thread. Says there's a page 259, but when I click it, it reloads this page (which it says is page 258).

[Tordane]

I am bugging on this page of the thread. Says there's a page 259, but when I click it, it reloads this page (which it says is page 258).

There are too many! Too many REALLY BAD ALTERS! Broke da interwebs forums.

[Nilandia]

I am bugging on this page of the thread. Says there's a page 259, but when I click it, it reloads this page (which it says is page 258).
I've been having similar issues crop up recently. It happens on a few threads.

Gretchen

[Praefection]

She has very long, radiant platinum hair divided into two ponytails and wrapped with a string of firestone prayer beads, continuing in delicate tresses and ripples that flow to her ankles.

[ViridianAsp]

She has very long, radiant platinum hair divided into two ponytails and wrapped with a string of firestone prayer beads, continuing in delicate tresses and ripples that flow to her ankles.

OMG that is horrible.

[Jhynnifer]

Sailor Poon?

[Enceladus]

Foxs alt. 'nuff said.

[Darkwynde]

But... I want rippling prayer beads down to my ankles...

[Brad]

But how can you utilize the prayer beads if they are stuck in your hair!?

[Devessi]

Harv offers Telsas an enticingly feminine sheath-gown of candle light silk tapers into a traling hues of cinnamon.

Ana offers Calamasi an emerald green satin skirt embroidered with little assassin figures running around the hem.

Ow, my head.

[Parker]

You beat me.

[Praefection]

I sense a theme here.

You see Kalivar Ravaston.
He appears to be a Giantman.
He is very tall and appears to be wizened with age. He has jackal-like onyx black eyes and tanned skin. He has shoulder length, wavy jet black hair streaked with silver. He has a neatly-trimmed beard.
He has a hand-blown glass ship pipe clenched between his teeth, a tattoo on his forearm of a wide-eyed pudgy little halfling choking on a tart, an intricate circular-patterned tattoo of Sheruvian hieroglyphs on his wrist, and a tattoo of a crimson-eyed black jackal devouring the body of a dead halfling on his neck.
He has old battle scars on his right hand.
He is wearing some faded black jackal skin armor, a branching glowbark tree pin, a minikin antiqued gold scroll, a scarred nightmare hide satchel, a tear-cut red dreamstone stickpin, some raven-hued jackal skin pants, a silver and amber pin, a gold-inset onyx cabochon pin, a smooth black willow ankle scabbard, a tattered cloak fashioned of furry jackal skins stitched together with brown wool thread, a dark leather tobacco pouch, a pair of well-tailored black jackal skin gloves, a jackal-carved glowbark bracer set with a silver-caged black crystal, a wooden bead bracelet, a howling black jackal mask, a pair of scarlet-swirled black boots, an inky black jackal-shaped pin, a gold ring, a twisted vaalin lavaliere inset with a tiny black onyx jackal's head, an aged black leather augur's satchel clasped tightly with a small black onyx jackal's head, a small dark leather pipe case, a vaalin-bound red sapphire symbol inset with a tiny onyx jackal's head, some blackened veniom cufflinks, an onyx and vaalin crown, an onyx jackal-linked wristcuff engraved with a contorted symbol of Ronan, a whittled tobacco barrel, a tiny mithril cage lavaliere, and a silver-tailed black lizard.

[Farn]

Nothing to say you love a deity like wearing a bunch of its dead mascot animals.

[Androidpk]

Doughboy makes me eyes hurt.

Edited to add: Moderation is key.

[ViridianAsp]

I sense a theme here.

You see Kalivar Ravaston.
He appears to be a Giantman.
He is very tall and appears to be wizened with age. He has jackal-like onyx black eyes and tanned skin. He has shoulder length, wavy jet black hair streaked with silver. He has a neatly-trimmed beard.
He has a hand-blown glass ship pipe clenched between his teeth, a tattoo on his forearm of a wide-eyed pudgy little halfling choking on a tart, an intricate circular-patterned tattoo of Sheruvian hieroglyphs on his wrist, and a tattoo of a crimson-eyed black jackal devouring the body of a dead halfling on his neck.
He has old battle scars on his right hand.
He is wearing some faded black jackal skin armor, a branching glowbark tree pin, a minikin antiqued gold scroll, a scarred nightmare hide satchel, a tear-cut red dreamstone stickpin, some raven-hued jackal skin pants, a silver and amber pin, a gold-inset onyx cabochon pin, a smooth black willow ankle scabbard, a tattered cloak fashioned of furry jackal skins stitched together with brown wool thread, a dark leather tobacco pouch, a pair of well-tailored black jackal skin gloves, a jackal-carved glowbark bracer set with a silver-caged black crystal, a wooden bead bracelet, a howling black jackal mask, a pair of scarlet-swirled black boots, an inky black jackal-shaped pin, a gold ring, a twisted vaalin lavaliere inset with a tiny black onyx jackal's head, an aged black leather augur's satchel clasped tightly with a small black onyx jackal's head, a small dark leather pipe case, a vaalin-bound red sapphire symbol inset with a tiny onyx jackal's head, some blackened veniom cufflinks, an onyx and vaalin crown, an onyx jackal-linked wristcuff engraved with a contorted symbol of Ronan, a whittled tobacco barrel, a tiny mithril cage lavaliere, and a silver-tailed black lizard.


Is that guy a Sheruvian?


Haha, sorry I had to do it.

[Farn]

If I still played and saw someone like this, I'd feign ignorance and constantly assume/comment on their devotion to Oleani.

[ViridianAsp]

While we're on a roll, I thought I'd enter one of the REALLY TRYING TO BE SEXY alters

Alinel just closed a sensually soft hooded cloak of the sheerest midnight black spidersilk dusted with flecks of tiny black diamonds.

[Fallen]

Alinel just closed a sensually soft hooded cloak of the sheerest midnight black spidersilk dusted with flecks of tiny black diamonds.

It's not Sheer..it's not even sheerer. It is the SHEEREST of midnight black spidersilk.

[Wyrmx]

While we're on a roll, I thought I'd enter one of the REALLY TRYING TO BE SEXY alters

Alinel just closed a sensually soft hooded cloak of the sheerest midnight black spidersilk dusted with flecks of tiny black diamonds.

Why close it, you can still see right through it.... :rofl:

[Farn]

Hmm. If it's that sheer, can it really be "midnight" black?

[DCSL]

Shalaora taps some blood red despanal and translucent violet feystone abyran'sa and arashan hairjewels that she is wearing.

[MokiePrime]

Shalaora taps some blood red despanal and translucent violet feystone abyran'sa and arashan hairjewels that she is wearing.

You beat me to it!

[Elvenlady]

Shalaora taps some blood red despanal and translucent violet feystone abyran'sa and arashan hairjewels that she is wearing.

I'm going to beat Corlyne to it and add, "I love turtles!"

[Corlyne]

I'm going to beat Corlyne to it and add, "I love turtles!"

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/76/original/zombie_kid_i_like_turtles.jpg

[GSKynthelig]

It is no wonder that I love the ladies of Sylvanfair...

[DCSL]

a shimmering violet leather jerkin with a silvery crest embroidered on the upper chest depicting the four elemental spells: lightning, water, fire, and ice

(What happened to earth??)

[Jhynnifer]

a shimmering violet leather jerkin with a silvery crest embroidered on the upper chest depicting the four elemental spells: lightning, water, fire, and ice

(What happened to earth??)


and even more importantly...

what happened to heart?

[Nilandia]

What happened to air, for that matter?

Gretchen

[Farn]

Was that perhaps made before Hurl Boulder and Tonis Bolt came out? Looks like they were going for the elemental bolt spells (minor/major shock, minor water, major cold, minor/major fire), not the four classic elements.

[Latrinsorm]

a shimmering violet leather jerkin with a silvery crest embroidered on the upper chest depicting the four elemental spells: lightning, water, fire, and ice

(What happened to earth??)To be fair, it is possible this was done by a wizard before Hurl Boulder came about. It would still be hideously ugly, but at least it would be coherently ugly.

[Latrinsorm]

Was that perhaps made before Hurl Boulder and Tonis Bolt came out? Looks like they were going for the elemental bolt spells (minor/major shock, minor water, major cold, minor/major fire), not the four classic elements.Ha! Yes, it apparently takes me more than 33 minutes to make a post.

[Spooky]

Here's some really bad alters..
You are wearing a delicate ora ring, an alexandrite studded silver buckle, a long-cut pink sapphire crown, a red garnet studded gold torc, a container of meow mix, an alexandrite inset eonake ring, a bubbling acid fish tank containing a crazy-eyed beta fish, a shifting russet-hued demonic void WITH SPIKES, an uncool idea bag, AN UNLEASHED-FURY SHAMWOW, a felt-lined narrow gem bag, a faintly glowing dead rolton set with a bar-cut blue crystal, a tall black silk hat adorned with a colorful parrot feather, a moss agate studded silver torc, a rune-etched mithril torc, a mithril and star emerald earcuff, a platinum-bound snakeskin badge, a cold bucket, a turnip-topped carved willow stickpin, and a horse race predictor machine.

I nuked the rolton.

[Stry]

A long black spidersilk backsheath embroidered with silver veniom lightning exploding down its length


K... the actual imaginary look isn't bad... but the word choice... I laugh every time I read it.

Can we enter this in as a really 'dirty' alter?

[waywardgs]

A long black spidersilk backsheath embroidered with silver veniom lightning exploding down its length


K... the actual imaginary look isn't bad... but the word choice... I laugh every time I read it.

Can we enter this in as a really 'dirty' alter?

Yes... dildo makers often use that as a prototype.

[Warriorbird]

Ha! Yes, it apparently takes me more than 33 minutes to make a post.


I take 15 minutes to drop a track (yeah) I take half a minute to load my gat (But you don't hear me)

http://www.mixtapetorrent.com/system/files/lilflipkingofhouston.jpg

Sometimes you need to slow down a bit.

[top shottah]

a blood red vulite shield with snow opals forming a letter "V".

no typo on my end.

[Mogonis]

I've seen someone with a soot-covered kodera shield.

[rolfard]

soot-covered krodera shields were standard off the last juggernaut perhaps...i do recall having one for my sorc as it was 5x off the shelf

[Mogonis]

But his was kodera.

[Devessi]

He is wearing a ghostly white vultite breastplate, a two-sided lunar holy symbol, a masterfully crafted flowing spidersilk cloak hemmed with small silvery runes, a pair of pure white dueling gloves clasped with dark ceremonial holy symbols, a simple silver charm, a pure white weapons harness burned with dark ceremonial holy symbols slung over his shoulder, a loose soft ivory linen shirt, a faded gold ring, a scratched gold ring, a sturdy dark leather gem pouch, a sable prayerbook satchel of ancient origins with the "holy" dachre burned into the leather, some thick snow white pants, and a pair of knit bright white socks under some gilded moonstone-set boots.

Proof that I need to stop LOOKing at random people that walk up to my cleric, for the sake of my eyes.

[Revial]

a coiled bronze serpent earring with garnet eyes

Pile of poo with shiny poo eyes. Those are mine, the only reason I have these are because the Invisible embed inside them.

[HouseofElves]

an instructor's sash from the Imperial Hall of Magic at Nydds

[petroglyph]

Weepy offers Gweneivia a pearly moonstone-hued bodysuit.

You, too, can be the white Power Ranger!

[Elvenlady]

Spotted on the pawntable

>inspect chemise
You carefully inspect a white lace chemise embroidered with a pattern of dartboards and darts around the bodice.

You determine that you could wear the chemise, attaching it to your belt.

:wtf:

[Stry]

Weepy offers Gweneivia a pearly moonstone-hued bodysuit.

You, too, can be the white Power Ranger!

I thought some GM's were forcing people to change these... much less actually creating more of these atrocities?

[HouseofElves]

I whispered about this to another PC in game and this was the response:

(OOC) Weepy's player whispers, "It's allowed for double leather! Surprise!"

(OOC) Weepy's player whispers, "But randomly only double leather. No offense taken, I don't think it was announced that it was okay again."

Go ahead James Bond girls, get your bodysuits on.

[Stry]

Thanks for that. Even if it is rather dissapointing. I suppose there is some slight logic behind the choice.

You go you catwoman die hard fans...

I think I should post on the officials argueing for full-plate body suits so I can have a warrior dressed like Iron Man. Yes pls.

[ClayBeadGirl]

Spotted on the pawntable

>inspect chemise
You carefully inspect a white lace chemise embroidered with a pattern of dartboards and darts around the bodice.

You determine that you could wear the chemise, attaching it to your belt.

:wtf:

I think that was sold at the Silvergate Manor winter event.

[Praefection]

Two on the same person.

a midnight-black spidersilk cloak embroidered with the image of a hooded sorcerer with blood red eyes standing triumphantly over a gruesome troll king

an ebony spidersilk backpack, some elven leathers painted in fanciful designs surrounding a maelstrom threatening a host of undead creatures

[Amber]

I thought some GM's were forcing people to change these... much less actually creating more of these atrocities?

Bodysuits were sold off the shelf at EG a couple years ago as "a padded dark grey leather bodysuit lined with silk" so I don't know why they'd be forcing people to change them.

[Stry]

Bodysuits were sold off the shelf at EG a couple years ago as "a padded dark grey leather bodysuit lined with silk" so I don't know why they'd be forcing people to change them.


You, too, can be the white Power Ranger!


Go ahead James Bond girls, get your bodysuits on.



You go you catwoman die hard fans...


And due to the fact I've seen GM's kill people for asking for bodysuit alters. Recently.

[HouseofElves]

Just because they are allowed doesn't mean they aren't lightning bolt worthy.

[Revial]

At least people aren't playing as Voldo from Soul Caliber.

[Ltlprprincess]

And due to the fact I've seen GM's kill people for asking for bodysuit alters. Recently.

Yeah... that was funny.

[Stry]

Just because they are allowed doesn't mean they aren't lightning bolt worthy.

You've inspired me:

a glowing white leather bodysuit etched with flashy silver lightning bolts down the arms and thighs.


And then I have some "sleek dark-tinted glasses" that would go nicely with it. Don't you think?

[Asile]

You've inspired me:

a glowing white leather bodysuit etched with flashy silver lightning bolts down the arms and thighs.


And then I have some "sleek dark-tinted glasses" that would go nicely with it. Don't you think?

Ow. My eyes. Please don't.

[Elvenlady]

You've inspired me:

a glowing white leather bodysuit etched with flashy silver lightning bolts down the arms and thighs.


And then I have some "sleek dark-tinted glasses" that would go nicely with it. Don't you think?

I double dog dare you!

[Sile]

Yet another body suit. This one is flecked with gold.


You see Sadhundi.
He appears to be an Erithian of the Nathala Dai.
He is very tall and appears to be in his golden years. He has red-rimmed celadon eyes and greyish skin. He has a shaven head of ash grey hair. He has a long face, a broken nose and frown lines.
You can hardly recognize him covered in all that soot and ash!
He is in good shape.
He is holding a brass and gold orb in his right hand.
a polished black body suit flecked with shavings of gold, a gold-fluted blue velvet vest, a gold-inlaid leather satchel, a silver coin-clasped hefty black leather loot sack, a silverback orc hide vest, an ornate poison ring, a star and moon embroidered manteau, a silver-tipped feather stickpin, a featureless smooth ivory mask, a pair of soft-soled silk shoes, and a thick rolaren shield.

[Blushy]

Yet another body suit. This one is flecked with gold.
And on a dude.

[Androidpk]

And on a dude.

So?

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff63/Blackbandit3/ItsAlwaysSunny.gif

[Blushy]

I think you answered your own question.

[Revial]

And if not.

It's pretty fuckin' gay.

[gs4disciple]

At least people aren't playing as Voldo from Soul Caliber.

The way that character moves really creeps me out.

[Stanley Burrell]

No one chooses Voldo

I am. I press random though. Can anyone sign into Live or whatever and let me beat them a few times, deliberately? I'm ranked last (SCIV) if you want to know my tag.

[Gweneivia]

Weepy offers Gweneivia a pearly moonstone-hued bodysuit.

You, too, can be the white Power Ranger!

For the record, all I said was I wanted my armor altered and maybe something with moonstones. She went with a bodysuit. GO GO POWER RANGERS!

[Elvenlady]

I don't know where to start but the brigandine is probably a good place ...

You see Aisalt Kho'Rinth the Spiritcaller.
She appears to be a Giantman of the Maeramil Clan.
She is taller than average and appears to be very young. She has large seafoam green eyes and tanned skin. She has waist length, thick coal black hair drawn back from her face and bound in place by an interlocking silver ring circlet set with a silvery blue mermaid's-tear sapphire. She has an oval face, an upturned nose and high cheekbones.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing some vibrant blue coral earrings shaped like tiny siren mermaids with frothy aqua tails, a wavy-hammered silvery rolaren choker centered with a dangling somber blue mermaid's-tear sapphire, a silver-lined ocean blue cloak fastened with a mermaid's-tear sapphire clasp, a pair of pale silver spectacles dotted with tiny frost agate chips, a small carved platinum pendant of a mermaid's face in profile, a glaesine crystal dragonfly, an onyx-inlaid round mithril brooch, a lapis lazuli-bound silk badge, a pair of vivid blue gloves stitched with tiny mermaids, a ring of silver knotwork pin inlaid with sparkling blue sapphires, some fine ocean blue silk stockings, a twilight blue silk bodice with a light ocean-hued lace overlay, a ruby-adorned red velvet vest, an ocean blue lacquered weapon harness inlaid with deep blue mermaid's-tear sapphires slung over her shoulder, a battered tower shield with a twisted scrap metal mermaid welded to the front slung over her other shoulder, an ocean blue leather backpack adorned with mermaid's-tear sapphires, some seductive ora-tentacled brigandine, an ocean blue opal set in a ring of silver imflass dolphins, a moonstone wedding ring, a sparkling eternity ring of mermaid's tear sapphires, a twilight blue sack, a small maoral dart case, a sea blue satchel, a twilight blue skirt shot through with fine silver threads, and some ocean blue braided leather sandals.

[Mogonis]

The tentacles are aisalting me with seduction!

[HouseofElves]

This awesome thing about that was it was sold off-the-shelf at the Revel of Anfelt.

[Independent Wears, South]

Darker than the other stone wings of the cavern shop, the lighting is so subtle that it appears to emanate from the very items for sale. Fat strips of woven leather cover the floor, padding the walk in front of an open black modwir case and a long counter edged with urglaes fixtures. The warm ambiance of the rest of the shop is only paces away, yet seems distant from within the shadowy chill.

Obvious exits: north

In the black modwir case you see some flame-edge decorated slim leathers (91k), a stylized fire painted mithril hauberk (295k) and an enameled crimson steel coif (19.5k).

On the long counter you see a wisp-painted crimson vultite hauberk (285k), some shapely mithglin-spiked brigandine (124k) and some seductive ora-tentacled brigandine (50k - weighs 25, 2x).

[Elvenlady]

It scares me that you knew that!

[Warriorbird]

Somebody was once serious festival bsns.

[Sweets]

How would one know it's the profile of mermaid's face? Aren't mermaid's basically human from the waist up?

[Stry]

Maybe GS mermaids have gills?

[HouseofElves]

Demyse put a sigil-incised lor scepter capped with a drake resembling Eor ail'Giina in his shadow black cloak.

What a waste of lor.

[Mogonis]

Why does it have Eor vagina on it?

[Asile]

Demyse put a sigil-incised lor scepter capped with a drake resembling Eor ail'Giina in his shadow black cloak.

What a waste of lor.

Who or what is Eor ail'Giina? How am I supposed to know this? Even if the player knows, how do we know the character knows?

I fully second the waste.

[Ryvicke]

I've been wrestling with this Demyse talisman for so long:

an ancient Faendryl-forged Maelshyve black diamond talisman shaped in the form of a black widow

I just want to know how black Maelshyve is/was--does my character know how black the keep of Despana was?? Or maybe the talisman is an actual piece of Maelshyve itself and the talisman is just "black". I've also thought it possible that the talisman is shaped like Maelshyve but also kind of shaped like a black widow spider.

It's a mindfuck talisman.

[emo hero james]

Official docs wise, Eor al'vagina was the name of the drake that Eorgina popped out of. Then that became her name. Then, it became .. that.

Constructive criticism wise, I mean, that could've just been done in the show.

[DCSL]

That group does not do shows.

[Elvenlady]

That group does not do shows.

Unless it's the showing of bodysuit cleavage to Plaitime.

[Devessi]

Thromus removes an ancient rune-etched black buckler trimmed with pure onyx and embossed with gleaming black opals and rubies in the image of a burning black skull from in his threaded war harness.

I don't even know where to start snarking this. THERE ARE SO MANY OPTIONS.

[EasternBrand]

Thromus removes an ancient rune-etched black buckler trimmed with pure onyx and embossed with gleaming black opals and rubies in the image of a burning black skull from in his threaded war harness.

I don't even know where to start snarking this. THERE ARE SO MANY OPTIONS.

It's an Ed Hardy shield, bro.

[Ltlprprincess]

Unless it's the showing of bodysuit cleavage to Plaitime.

I do shows... but wow... you people just don't understand the whole, there is no such thing as bad press concept...

[MotleyCrew]

Cajela offers Silversoft some curvaceous giantkin-styled leathers encrusted with sparkling diamonds amid embroidered silvery stars and moons.

Big surprise on the who.

[Gsgeek]

Cajela offers Silversoft some curvaceous giantkin-styled leathers encrusted with sparkling diamonds amid embroidered silvery stars and moons.

Big surprise on the who.

All you need to do is add some green clovers and purple horseshoes and she'll have the lucky charms of armor.

[entropy]

These are the first two alters I got. Think I was about 15 at the time. They're not top-tier horrible but they're pretty cliched:

>tap cloak
You tap a voluminous dismal-grey cloak, which is in your left hand.
>look cloak
The cloak's long grey folds appear to shroud the wearer from both harsh elements and prying eyes. The clever design of the cloak conceals not only the form within, but movement as well. The fabric weaves and doubles back on itself in many places, maintaining a constant, pallid hue despite the shadows cast on it by its own folds. The color, or lack thereof, is unusual, to say the least.

>tap sat
You tap a weathered grey traveler's satchel with a tarnished silver soulstone clasp, which is in your left hand.

[dott]

I've got a couple bad ones. Here's one I had made on a whim by a GM known for letting anything fly:

a majestic dragon carving:

From its tiny spindly legs to the sinuous S-shaped curve of its body to the single muscular arm protruding from the back of its neck, this unlikely dragon somehow has an aura of majesty. Its jaws are open in a roar, or perhaps to breathe fire, revealing a mouth full of sharp, irregularly-spaced teeth. Its eyes are beady, its brow furrowed in anger, and its disproportionately small wings are splayed in a gesture of defiance.

Even without catching the reference, I'm surprised that was let through. Kind of ashamed of it, but ended up at a room-order alterer with nothing I needed ready to go, so figured I'd get something done. Heh.

-mark

[Nilandia]

I still snicker about that carving, Mark. Had it made over in Plat with your blessing.

Glad to see you're back!

Gretchen

[Drew]

Explain it to me?

[inso]

Explain it to me?

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html

[Drew]

Oh you could have just told me it was burninating the country side and burninating the peasants.

[Devessi]

When Thesauruses Attack!

Mastette offers Wennia an ovate nacreous waterweb sheened with adularescent blue hues.

There's a fine line between trying to be original and just trying too hard.

[Misun]

When Thesauruses Attack!

Mastette offers Wennia an ovate nacreous waterweb sheened with adularescent blue hues.

There's a fine line between trying to be original and just trying too hard.

Ouch.

[ViridianAsp]

When Thesauruses Attack!

Mastette offers Wennia an ovate nacreous waterweb sheened with adularescent blue hues.

There's a fine line between trying to be original and just trying too hard.



Yeah that thing was hideous

[Tgo01]

When Thesauruses Attack!

Mastette offers Wennia an ovate nacreous waterweb sheened with adularescent blue hues.

There's a fine line between trying to be original and just trying too hard.

Damn! Someone took my 'an oval opalescent waterweb polished with milky blue hues' idea?

I mean...that thing sucks.

[Jhynnifer]

Just to toss it up there...

Wennia made the gem for me and it was the combination of two ideas, neither of which is as "wordy" when alone. In the confusion of everything I didn't realize it until later on that they were combined. Hopefully, I can have it fixed before the end of the festival.

Please don't pin it on her, she was many levels of awesome in giving up her spot for me.

[Drew]

a crimson-stained shadowy black gladius adorned with serrated spikes




Basically a "what not to do" when altering a weapon (although I'm partial to the gladius base).

[Farn]

So the spikes themselves have more spikes? That's some serious serration.

[Cabalis]

'Adorned' immediately makes me think of lace doilies and frilly crap. Why the heck would you use it on a (supposedly) sinister weapon?

But that's probably just me.

[HouseofElves]

She has knee-length, midnight obsidian hair woven with aureate and ianthine strands that are bound into a trio of nine stranded braids, and sculpted to form the whorls of a rune.

[WRoss]

She has knee-length, midnight obsidian hair woven with aureate and ianthine strands that are bound into a trio of nine stranded braids, and sculpted to form the whorls of a rune.

If Cappyn got that, I want cyborz moar.

[Elvenlady]

If Cappyn got that, I want cyborz moar.

If Cappyn got that, I would cryz moar.

[Lochlaen]

Since there's bacon armor (I'm assuming in Prime), just wanted to let everyone my little cleric still has toast armor!

some brown trim white and gold leathers
The armor is styled of bright white leather, curiously spongy and lightly speckled with a golden brown dye. The wide leather trim that runs the length of the arms and legs is a dull light brown color and appears to be rife with hairline cracks all the way around. Set at the center of the chest is a large, flattened cube of pure gold, seeming to melt into the fabric. Oddly, the leathers exude the scent of fresh toast. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

[ViridianAsp]

a strapless fuzzy pure white dress side-gathered with a ruby-dusted flower


It gives me a chilling look into my ruby-dusted early years.

[Stry]

Since there's bacon armor (I'm assuming in Prime), just wanted to let everyone my little cleric still has toast armor!

some brown trim white and gold leathers
The armor is styled of bright white leather, curiously spongy and lightly speckled with a golden brown dye. The wide leather trim that runs the length of the arms and legs is a dull light brown color and appears to be rife with hairline cracks all the way around. Set at the center of the chest is a large, flattened cube of pure gold, seeming to melt into the fabric. Oddly, the leathers exude the scent of fresh toast. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.

Sorry, but you posted this in the wrong thread.

+ reps!

[DCSL]

a deep green spidersilk pouch embroidered with a majestic silver dragon reclining upon a bed of silver roses

I'm gonna lay you down on a bed of roses!

[Middian]

Oh dear god that is bad!


a deep green spidersilk pouch embroidered with a majestic silver dragon reclining upon a bed of silver roses

I'm gonna lay you down on a bed of roses!

hahaha

[YsoSrs]

His face is concealed by a black and white jester's half-mask contorted in a smirk - google half-mask before getting things altered into half-masks (they don't cover the mouth, they cover the eyes).
*Oh, he said it's a half-mask because it doesn't cover the back of his head.

an ebon-hued tattered cape with white splotches. No comment.

[DCSL]

Eh.. it's like the half-bodice thing. Which half is it? Could be just right or left half. Or back half. Or bottom half.

[Stry]

Briar Fox spotted this one for us as we cringed at several terrible alters given out tonight:

a cruelly edged sledgehammer with a winding haft of crimson red thorns


... A haft made of all thorns? And a hammer with cruel edges? How... logical.

[BriarFox]

Credit goes to msconstrew, actually. I had already left after getting pissed at Demois for being retarded.

[msconstrew]

Briar Fox spotted this one for us as we cringed at several terrible alters given out tonight:

a cruelly edged sledgehammer with a winding haft of crimson red thorns


... A haft made of all thorns? And a hammer with cruel edges? How... logical.

It's all those right angles on the sledge's head; they do a lot of slash damage. And, of course, the bloody hand for maximum gore.

[Stry]

It's all those right angles on the sledge's head; they do a lot of slash damage. And, of course, the bloody hand for maximum gore.

http://www.hitmasty.com/data/media/42/triple_h_sledgehammer1.jpg

Durr... "I will call you CRUEL EDGE!!!one11!"

[AnticorRifling]

Peter Gabriel approves.

[WRoss]

http://www.hitmasty.com/data/media/42/triple_h_sledgehammer1.jpg

Durr... "I will call you CRUEL EDGE!!!one11!"

That is totally a warhammer.

[GoingGone]

Clariese offers Yveki some faenor-studded luna and giant silk moth embossed leathers with wing slits.
>
Yveki accepts Clariese's embossed leathers.
>
Aubriella says, "Oh, pretty."
>

Should've thrown in a few more words just to ensure nobody knew what they were looking at, beyond something undeniably gaudy.

[GoingGone]

Quoted:

I got her armor done, when she gets it in a few levels it will be this
"How about a shifting silvery blue barrier, with a show of: Wavering air of silvery blue and iridescent particles coalesce to form a shimmering force field. Waves of cerulean blue swirl through the pale background, creating a pattern of angular runes, axe heads, and swords. Darker blue motes of air form sparkling starry skies through which burst the wavering images of powerful bears and dark ethereal unicorns, the darker motes dissipating into a shimmer when the creatures pass the stars."

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ.

[GoingGone]

Ok I saw this today in Prime..

>look mum
You see Mumblz Half-Halflin' the Treasure Hunter.
He appears to be a Half-Elf.
He is tiny and appears to be immature. He has bright hazel eyes and rosy skin. He has long, amber hair that is riddled with bits of sugar cookie crumbs and piled upon his head in a haphazardous heap. His dimpled cheeks are two round apples, rosy and pink, though a few freckled spots stand out here and there.
You can hardly recognize him covered in all that soot and ash!
He has a sunny yellow rolton tattoo on his head, a sunny yellow rolton tattoo on his neck, a sunny yellow rolton tattoo on his ear, a sunny yellow rolton tattoo on his wrist, a sunny yellow rolton tattoo on his arm, and a grumpy tinker gnome tattoo on his foot.

...Seriously? "Half-Halflin'" and then a "pile" of sugar and shit on his head? Retarded. Utterly retarded.

[Tgo01]

Not defending the half-halfin' nonsense (that's a quarterling after all) but I think the 'pile' is his hair, not sugar.

[GoingGone]

Well, that's better but the wording is still awful.

[Doldrum]

a handful of sugar cookie crumbs
You sprinkle a handful of sugar cookie crumbs over your hair, then haphazardly pile the mess on top of your head.

The cookie crumbs are just an off the shelf hair styler, not a feature alter he had made

[GoingGone]

Ok so it's now awful wording, it's a retarded item. Shame on some GM.

[Inspire]

a weathered leather jacket with xenium stitching holding together the tears from former battles


It made me lol

[Tgo01]

a weathered leather jacket with xenium stitching holding together the tears from former battles


It made me lol

Why? It's not that bad. I wear my leather jacket into battles all the time.

[Corli]

Why? It's not that bad. I wear my leather jacket into battles all the time.

It is kind of funny if you read it as (crying) tears...

[petroglyph]

Hurdragof offers Xilazia a sable-lined ecchymotic silk velvet atanika with a jade and frost agate agrafe.

That thesaurus you're holding? Please put it down and back away slowly.

[Aidaena]

Hihi..

I play Aisalt and thought I'd add a note about what was said about the "seductive ora tentacled brigandine".

I've thought often of getting it altered and as you have read previously, it was sold that way. its now 6x brig and I do like it. What I did find out though there s a catch to this brig. A male cannot wear it. It comes up with a message that it doesn't fit with his curves. :D

BTW on my name. A long time ago I was thinking Weaponzz would be a perfect surname.

[CanadianLady]

I nominate everything about him for this thread.


You see High Lord Demyse Ta'Mori Faendryl.
He appears to be a Dark Elf.
He is exceptionally tall and appears to be in the bloom of youth. He has slightly narrowed, mismatched light mauve and dark amethyst eyes and nearly translucent, pale white skin. He has ankle-length, immaculately kept ashen hair cascading down his back in hundreds of convoluted elven-styled braids and riddled with silver-swept hair-clasps dangling glossy black raven feathers. He has sharp elongated ears that protrude through his hair in well-defined points. He has a white-winged ebon raven perched on his shoulder.
He has a trio of despanal hoops with jet-beaded raven feathers in the upper ridge of his right ear.
He has old battle scars on his right hand, an old battle scar across his chest, and old battle scars on his right arm.
He is wearing an elegantly slanted hat adorned with a scarlet despanal buckle, a raven feathered ebon nightmare hide mantle trimmed with polished jet beads, a tailored ebon nightmare hide longcoat, and some exquisite ebon nightmare hide footwraps decorated with raven feathers.

[Back]

I nominate everything about him for this thread.


You see High Lord Demyse Ta'Mori Faendryl.
He appears to be a Dark Elf.
He is exceptionally tall and appears to be in the bloom of youth. He has slightly narrowed, mismatched light mauve and dark amethyst eyes and nearly translucent, pale white skin. He has ankle-length, immaculately kept ashen hair cascading down his back in hundreds of convoluted elven-styled braids and riddled with silver-swept hair-clasps dangling glossy black raven feathers. He has sharp elongated ears that protrude through his hair in well-defined points. He has a white-winged ebon raven perched on his shoulder.
He has a trio of despanal hoops with jet-beaded raven feathers in the upper ridge of his right ear.
He has old battle scars on his right hand, an old battle scar across his chest, and old battle scars on his right arm.
He is wearing an elegantly slanted hat adorned with a scarlet despanal buckle, a raven feathered ebon nightmare hide mantle trimmed with polished jet beads, a tailored ebon nightmare hide longcoat, and some exquisite ebon nightmare hide footwraps decorated with raven feathers.

The 90’s called. They want Marylin Manson back.

[4a6c1]

The worst is the ankle length hair. Would'nt it be nasty and gross? No matter how I tried to imagine it in my head, the picture of hair everywhere, all over everything and tangled in clothing and legs and stuff was horrible.

[Elvenlady]

You see High Lord Demyse Ta'Mori Faendryl.
He appears to be a walking nightmare (in every sense of the word).
He has guano matted hair.

Fixed.

[CanadianLady]

If I had to make this, I'd be frowning too.

Naelyne taps a black widow-clasped rigid vruul skin reticule set with firestone and black diamond roses, which is in her right hand.

Naelyne frowns.

Another Maetriks original.

[ViridianAsp]

Wow, that is not even close to being attractive.

[4a6c1]

Hot Topic FTW!!!!!!

also

Location: Hongcouver, Japanda <----This is awesome.

[CanadianLady]

Location: Foreskin restoration facility #7 <-- Equaly awesome.

[4a6c1]

It's good for at least a few more wtf moments before I need to find something funnier.

[GoingGone]

Makes me wonder if Maetriks is the resident alteration abomination in Plat. I've posted a lot of her stuff but you can just SEE the merchants die a little inside whenever she shows up. Next time I see one of her myriad alts I'll get a capture. I swear it's like she heard some big words and thinks she can just rape them into any description to make it sound wordy and "good".

Recently she had a Dyhne script made that makes a unicorn show up shooting purple lightning from it's horn. Not. Joking.

Unicorns ejaculate purple face lightning.

[DCSL]

Makes me wonder if Maetriks is the resident alteration abomination in Plat. I've posted a lot of her stuff but you can just SEE the merchants die a little inside whenever she shows up. Next time I see one of her myriad alts I'll get a capture. I swear it's like she heard some big words and thinks she can just rape them into any description to make it sound wordy and "good".

Recently she had a Dyhne script made that makes a unicorn show up shooting purple lightning from it's horn. Not. Joking.

Unicorns ejaculate purple face lightning.

Nah, Maetriks is pretty Prime-devoted. It IS one of the other Ta'Moris, though.

[4a6c1]

Makes me wonder if Maetriks is the resident alteration abomination in Plat. I've posted a lot of her stuff but you can just SEE the merchants die a little inside whenever she shows up. Next time I see one of her myriad alts I'll get a capture. I swear it's like she heard some big words and thinks she can just rape them into any description to make it sound wordy and "good".

Recently she had a Dyhne script made that makes a unicorn show up shooting purple lightning from it's horn. Not. Joking.

Unicorns ejaculate purple face lightning.

:rofl:

I googled that. Found some excellent nail colors.

[leifastagsweed]

For your animated pleasure, complete with creepy lady...

http://tinyurl.com/cjxwy97

[Kronius]

For your animated pleasure, complete with creepy lady...

http://tinyurl.com/cjxwy97

W.. T... F....

[TripLikeIDo]

....

a fire-gilded grey shield edged in shining vaalin and enblazoned with a 'K' in crimson enamel

....Seriously...? Is it personalized to someone or something?

What does the K stand for?...

No wonder it was the cheapest 7x shield around.

[devoidOFreason]

Hurdragof offers Demyse a curvaceous snakeskin bodysuit tooled with emerald sigils.

Nuff said...

[devoidOFreason]

double post, nothing to see here. Move along.

[Dystopia]

Gonna go ahead and assume "Koar" on the shield.

I've seen two other shields like that (shining vaalin with a K). Personalized and I believe for a House or for a group.

Still, though...

[DCSL]

some flame-singed vultite scaled warboots gripped with elfin draconic spikes

I love how much there is going on with these things. They're boots. Boots for WAR. Which is manly. And they're scaled! Also manly. With spikes. From DRAGONS. Which is totally manly. And they've been through the fires of manhood!

...but then they lose the masculinity by bringing up the elves. Or making the dragons into weird elf dragons. I'm not sure with that arrangement. Either way, elves are not manly.

[GoingGone]

"Either way, elves are not manly."

Wrong.

Arguement: Rhavnos.

Winner: Me.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Tkieron]

Gorespatter put a void-black blood-stained runestaff etched with demonic blood-red runes in his runestaff harness.

Not ugly per se. But seriously? Do we need to overdo it?
How is void a color anyway?

[DCSL]

some silver-buckled black boots bearing a Faendryl war mage insignia on each toe

[Tgo01]

Gorespatter put a void-black blood-stained runestaff etched with demonic blood-red runes in his void-black blood-stained runestaff harness etched with demonic blood-red runes.

If Gorespatter doesn't make this happen I will be disappointed.

[4a6c1]

some silver-buckled black boots bearing a Faendryl war mage insignia on each toe

Watched Forrest Gump too many times.

[Ker_Thwap]

....

a fire-gilded grey shield edged in shining vaalin and enblazoned with a 'K' in crimson enamel

....Seriously...? Is it personalized to someone or something?

What does the K stand for?...

No wonder it was the cheapest 7x shield around.

I own this currently. The worst part is it can't be dyed. The K clearly stands for "Killer." It can sit in my locker til a merchant takes pity on me.

[MontanaRose]

Aellai offers Cimmorina a rose pink silk velvet gem pouch.

[Androidpk]

I'm guessing it stands for Kai.

[HouseofElves]

Aellai offers Cimmorina a rose pink silk velvet gem pouch.

What's wrong with this?

[Gweneivia]

What's wrong with this?

Is it silk or is it velvet? Also, it's a vagina.

[Ardwen]

too many adjectives in a row I'd guess

[HouseofElves]

Velvet can be made from a variety of different fabrics, silk velvet is the most rare now but in all likelihood most era-appropriate given that a lot of velvet is synthetic blends now.

I don't think it's the best use of an alter slot but certainly not a "really bad" alter.

[Rahrah]

some low-slung charcoal black bombast britches gold-buttoned up the outside seam

Bombastic yo.

(I would have used Fustian myself, but eh)

[devoidOFreason]

You see Lady Lanthria the Empath.
She appears to be a Sylvankind of the Fresiawn D'ahranal.
She is average height and appears to be very young. She has thick-lashed wild iris blue eyes and lily white skin. She has russet-kissed, strawberry-amber hair drawn back from her face and bound in place by a butterfly and ivy faenor circlet set with an iridescent azure butterfly saewehna. She has a lithesome, gently contoured face, a slightly upturned, defined smallish nose and peony-hued and tender primrose-shaped lips. She has elongated, narrowly tapering ears, the shape of which are reminiscent of a whorled faewood leaves, which compliment her willow-thin neck and finely boned collarbone.
She has a pair of jade-inset eahnor earrings set along the slender tips of her pointed ears, a blue iris tattoo on her ankle, a swallowtail butterfly tattoo on her leg, and a singing bluebird tattoo on her arm.
She has a strange case of muscle twitching.
She has constant muscle spasms, and an old battle scar across her back.
She is holding a carved rowan hummingbird staff in her right hand.
She is wearing a blue wild violet circlet woven with pale ribbons, a feystone earring, some beaded quetzal feather earrings, a crystal amulet, an emerald hawk pendant, an onyx willow tree pendant dangling a trio of emeralds, a soaring owl pendant suspended from a silver chain, a ring of white moonflowers, a trailing cape of layered green and blue quetzal feathers, a golden wyvern pin, a butterfly charm, a cluster of periwinkle wisteria, an iridescent pearl-beaded blue imflass handflower, a stalk of blue vervain, a butterfly charm, a white bird of paradise flower, a gold-edged crimson anemone, a crimson dragonstalk, a tiny feystone butterfly-adorned sephwir tree-carved brooch inlaid with golden ivy, a doeskin and chainsil backpack embroidered with a pattern of ivy and ferns, a kelyn-boned white silk bodice, a supple dark doeskin forging apron lined with silver silk, some elven-style silk lace over a kakore and illthorn leaf patterned tunic, a bracelet of interlocking gold filigree falcons, a linked opal butterfly bracelet, a silver butterfly wristcuff inset with an emerald blazestar, a leaf-carved gold ring overlapped with floral-stamped brass, a dragon's-tear emerald and auboraline wyvern hip-belt studded with iridescent seashell flowers, some fitted green suede leggings, and a pair of cross-wrapped pale linen boots with low heels.

[Gsgeek]

Little overkill on the jewelry and add ons, plus on the features, she doesn't need to have several descriptions for each feature. Sometimes less is more.

[devoidOFreason]

Sultredawn put a small jam-splattered cookie crumb-encrusted runestaff covered with chocolate fingerprints in her leather backpack.

[Gelston]

[LNet]-GSIV:Sultredawn: "dreuntar want me to get out another girl tonight for us? I am still wanting your touch"

I hope that really is a chocolate fingerprints.

[Darkwynde]

You see Lady Lanthria the Empath.
She appears to be a Sylvankind of the Fresiawn D'ahranal.
She is average height and appears to be very young. She has thick-lashed wild iris blue eyes and lily white skin. She has russet-kissed, strawberry-amber hair drawn back from her face and bound in place by a butterfly and ivy faenor circlet set with an iridescent azure butterfly saewehna. She has a lithesome, gently contoured face, a slightly upturned, defined smallish nose and peony-hued and tender primrose-shaped lips. She has elongated, narrowly tapering ears, the shape of which are reminiscent of a whorled faewood leaves, which compliment her willow-thin neck and finely boned collarbone.
She has a pair of jade-inset eahnor earrings set along the slender tips of her pointed ears, a blue iris tattoo on her ankle, a swallowtail butterfly tattoo on her leg, and a singing bluebird tattoo on her arm.
She has a strange case of muscle twitching.
She has constant muscle spasms, and an old battle scar across her back.
She is holding a carved rowan hummingbird staff in her right hand.
She is wearing a blue wild violet circlet woven with pale ribbons, a feystone earring, some beaded quetzal feather earrings, a crystal amulet, an emerald hawk pendant, an onyx willow tree pendant dangling a trio of emeralds, a soaring owl pendant suspended from a silver chain, a ring of white moonflowers, a trailing cape of layered green and blue quetzal feathers, a golden wyvern pin, a butterfly charm, a cluster of periwinkle wisteria, an iridescent pearl-beaded blue imflass handflower, a stalk of blue vervain, a butterfly charm, a white bird of paradise flower, a gold-edged crimson anemone, a crimson dragonstalk, a tiny feystone butterfly-adorned sephwir tree-carved brooch inlaid with golden ivy, a doeskin and chainsil backpack embroidered with a pattern of ivy and ferns, a kelyn-boned white silk bodice, a supple dark doeskin forging apron lined with silver silk, some elven-style silk lace over a kakore and illthorn leaf patterned tunic, a bracelet of interlocking gold filigree falcons, a linked opal butterfly bracelet, a silver butterfly wristcuff inset with an emerald blazestar, a leaf-carved gold ring overlapped with floral-stamped brass, a dragon's-tear emerald and auboraline wyvern hip-belt studded with iridescent seashell flowers, some fitted green suede leggings, and a pair of cross-wrapped pale linen boots with low heels.

All I can see are hyphens... GAK.

[Middian]

I was looking for something on playershops and found this gem.

a shiny red mithglin dagger engraved with drooling puppies

[MontanaRose]

a pair of black knee-high wraithskin boots covered with spidery symbols of the Gods of Light.

Saw these gems at Cleth today. (No, Cleth didn't make them.)

[chrenraf]

A pair of wacky colored puma hide trousers with sparkling vampires reaching towards the crotch.......

[Ryvicke]

A pair of wacky colored puma hide trousers with sparkling vampires reaching towards the crotch.......

You can't post that and not name names as well. Who and which GM?

[Middian]

Dear god!

[Alafaya]

I bought some FGB from someone on lnet yesterday. He didn't mention it was altered so I assumed it was standard FGB. He handed it to me and I pretty much have not stopped laughing since. Check out this gem:

some bloodstained shadowy black warlord's leather armor with runes of power and destruction etched on its reinforced vaalin shoulder plates

[Tgo01]

Runes of power and destruction!

[Jhynnifer]

some bloodstained shadowy black warlord's leather armor with runes of power and destruction etched on its reinforced vaalin shoulder plates

If you wear that over a wolf t-shirt, you will win Gemstone.

[Doldrum]

I cant decide which one sticks out the most as the bad alter so Im just posting it all and letting you decide. Though I have to admit, I have no idea what shade of red is violent red...

She appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
She is taller than average and appears to be youthful. She has gold-flecked amber eyes and flawless, dark skin. She has thigh-length, silky stygian hair streaming in layered rivulets that curl slightly upward. She has a heart-shaped face, an upturned nose and sharply-curved pointed ears. She has full lips naturally tinged a light red hue.
She has a simple emerald stud in her left eyebrow, and a trio of thin blue diamond studs carved into the shape of sandsilvers in her lip.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a smoothed and varnished hoarbeam runestaff with gilded verlok'cina carvings in her right hand.
She is wearing a tin-bound maoral Adventurer's Guild badge, a sleek stygian black bodysuit cut to leave the midriff bare, a gem-strung dark ora chain ferroniere, an elegantly draped softly-rippled cloak adorned with verlok feathers, a violent red lace gown with a rustling snow white taffeta petticoat, a veil iron wedding armband, an exotic blood red rose, a feather-adorned satchel slung over her shoulder, an engraved silver bracelet, a polished gold ring, a hazy glass ring, a black rolaren mesh sack, a small rune bag clasped with a carved black-ora verlok'cina, a small grey paintbrush pouch, and a pair of bewitching slippers.

[Gweneivia]

...I have no idea what shade of red is violent red...

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8774081.ece/alternates/w620/Red_Bastard.jpg

[Tisket]

Well. There's a disturbing image.

[Drakefang]

^ Yeah, that.

[Methais]

...I have no idea what shade of red is violent red...

http://i.imgur.com/9mAR9E2.png

[leifastagsweed]

Well. There's a disturbing image.

The alters or...? :)