Really Bad Alters

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

He is wearing a stygian black cloak embellished with the image of a vast horde of demonic abominations pouring from the maw of a pit...


Uh..

:axe:

[Asile]

He is wearing a stygian black cloak embellished with the image of a vast horde of demonic abominations pouring from the maw of a pit...


Uh..

:axe:

I saw that myself this morning, and thought about the same thing. Or this: :club:

[MotleyCrew]

a heart-shaped haon lyre with trailing deathstone-beaded mourning dove feathers

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

W_GS4-STRATH W_GS4-COASE headband,

HOT. Anyway, fail headband is fail.

[anthonycrove]

really HORRIBLE alters you've run across with these type of skulls shown....
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[Gelston]

really HORRIBLE alters you've run across with these type of skulls shown....
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exactly.

[Lilabell]

W_GS4-STRATH W_GS4-COASE headband,

HOT. Anyway, fail headband is fail.

LOLZ, that is my friend's headband and I was totally giving him shit about it!

[Stunseed]

He appears to be a Forest Gnome.
He is short and appears to be very young. He has sleepy purple eyes and tanned skin. He has raggedly cut, unkempt red hair streaked with silver. He has a clean-shaven face, a small nose and deep laugh lines.
He has a vaalin-swept black stone spike in his right eyebrow, a squirrel holding a crossbow tattoo on his arm, and a tree-hugging ranger tattoo on his finger.
He has minor bruises on his neck.
He has developed slurred speech.
He is wearing some flexible silver-tooled chain adorned with a swarm of squirrels mauling a ranger, a wiregrass anklet, an ugly and frayed boarhide pouch, a crystal amulet, a tree bark amulet, an onyx-inlaid mithril alloy stickpin, a large black bunny-eared hat with a toy squirrel perched between the two ears, a clawed and frayed black spidersilk cloak with the image of a squirrel wielding two falchions stitched onto the left shoulder, some lightly-clawed leather gloves embroidered with a squirrel holding a claidhmore, a platinum-bound silk Adventurer's Guild badge, a small soft velvet tote with a picture of a kitten's head painted on the side, a pair of black diamond-dusted pants hemmed with an array of silver flames, some squirrel fur-tufted boots with a pudgy toy squirrel hanging from the laces, some sloppy sanguine socks, and an archaic wood composite bow slung over your shoulder.

[Praefection]

You see Lady Dschamila Wasser the Caretaker.
She appears to be a Human.
She is taller than average and appears to be advanced in years. She has sparkling sea green eyes and tanned skin. She has long, shimmering bluish-green hair that falls in wave-like curls and has been interwoven with strings of mother-of-pearl and blue coral. She has a dainty face and slender wrists.
She has a seashell tattoo on her ear, a small green frog tattoo on her finger, a blue seahorse tattoo on her neck, a blue mermaid tattoo on her wrist, a blue trident tattoo on her ankle, a beautiful harp tattoo on her arm, and a tattooed mermaid sitting on a steel grey anchor on her arm.
She is wearing a sitting beanbag mermaid, a flowing circlet of crystal blue water, a twisted spiral shell earring, a pair of pearl dolphin earrings, an opalescent seashell necklace, a strand of cultured pearls, a tiny pirate ship in a water-filled bottle suspended from a gilded chain, a cerulean brocade cloak patterned with rolling ocean waves, a white silken bandage edged with embroidered acantha leaves, a dragonfire opal hatpin, a silver wire pin wrought as a smiling mermaid offering a perfect pearl, a brightly-hued toy parrot, an etched onyx pirate ship pin, some goldfish-shaped hairjewels, a bejeweled cerulean fur stole, some sea-blue rugged leather gloves clasped with small anchor-shaped pearls, a sea-green watered silk bodice laced up the front with ocean blue ribbons, a gray glass windy shipwreck stickpin, a black pirate's eyepatch, a delicate gold toe ring, a butterfly charm, a beautiful sea-water green ribbon, an iridescent silver fishing lure, a sparkling lapis-inlaid bluebird, a deep blue glaesine orb, a golden trident pin, a sky blue herb satchel slung over her shoulder, a gold-trimmed cerulean silk haversack slung over her other shoulder, an octopus-shaped backpack, a masterfully crafted glaes armband, an interlocking sealife wristlet jeweled with ocean-hued gems, an amber and gold charm bracelet, an opaline sea nymph ring, a gold ring, a vaalin and water sapphire ring, a linked scallop-shell belt, a pearl-inset sea blue gem purse clasped with a miniature polished mithril mermaid, a tightly woven fishnet satchel, a celestial blue shell collecting pouch stitched with ivory sand silvers, a flowing ocean-blue silk skirt cinched at the waist with a circlet of seashells, a delicate gold dolphin anklet, and some haon clogs set with opalescent shell fragments.

I just removed all the scars unless you really wanted a wall of text.

[waywardgs]

Rise of the Squirrels!



He appears to be a Forest Gnome.
He is short and appears to be very young. He has sleepy purple eyes and tanned skin. He has raggedly cut, unkempt red hair streaked with silver. He has a clean-shaven face, a small nose and deep laugh lines.
He has a vaalin-swept black stone spike in his right eyebrow, a squirrel holding a crossbow tattoo on his arm, and a tree-hugging ranger tattoo on his finger.
He has minor bruises on his neck.
He has developed slurred speech.
He is wearing some flexible silver-tooled chain adorned with a swarm of squirrels mauling a ranger, a wiregrass anklet, an ugly and frayed boarhide pouch, a crystal amulet, a tree bark amulet, an onyx-inlaid mithril alloy stickpin, a large black bunny-eared hat with a toy squirrel perched between the two ears, a clawed and frayed black spidersilk cloak with the image of a squirrel wielding two falchions stitched onto the left shoulder, some lightly-clawed leather gloves embroidered with a squirrel holding a claidhmore, a platinum-bound silk Adventurer's Guild badge, a small soft velvet tote with a picture of a kitten's head painted on the side, a pair of black diamond-dusted pants hemmed with an array of silver flames, some squirrel fur-tufted boots with a pudgy toy squirrel hanging from the laces, some sloppy sanguine socks, and an archaic wood composite bow slung over your shoulder.

[CrystalTears]

You see Lady Dschamila Wasser the Caretaker.
She appears to be a Human.
She is taller than average and appears to be advanced in years. She has sparkling sea green eyes and tanned skin. She has long, shimmering bluish-green hair that falls in wave-like curls and has been interwoven with strings of mother-of-pearl and blue coral. She has a dainty face and slender wrists.
She has a seashell tattoo on her ear, a small green frog tattoo on her finger, a blue seahorse tattoo on her neck, a blue mermaid tattoo on her wrist, a blue trident tattoo on her ankle, a beautiful harp tattoo on her arm, and a tattooed mermaid sitting on a steel grey anchor on her arm.
She is wearing a sitting beanbag mermaid, a flowing circlet of crystal blue water, a twisted spiral shell earring, a pair of pearl dolphin earrings, an opalescent seashell necklace, a strand of cultured pearls, a tiny pirate ship in a water-filled bottle suspended from a gilded chain, a cerulean brocade cloak patterned with rolling ocean waves, a white silken bandage edged with embroidered acantha leaves, a dragonfire opal hatpin, a silver wire pin wrought as a smiling mermaid offering a perfect pearl, a brightly-hued toy parrot, an etched onyx pirate ship pin, some goldfish-shaped hairjewels, a bejeweled cerulean fur stole, some sea-blue rugged leather gloves clasped with small anchor-shaped pearls, a sea-green watered silk bodice laced up the front with ocean blue ribbons, a gray glass windy shipwreck stickpin, a black pirate's eyepatch, a delicate gold toe ring, a butterfly charm, a beautiful sea-water green ribbon, an iridescent silver fishing lure, a sparkling lapis-inlaid bluebird, a deep blue glaesine orb, a golden trident pin, a sky blue herb satchel slung over her shoulder, a gold-trimmed cerulean silk haversack slung over her other shoulder, an octopus-shaped backpack, a masterfully crafted glaes armband, an interlocking sealife wristlet jeweled with ocean-hued gems, an amber and gold charm bracelet, an opaline sea nymph ring, a gold ring, a vaalin and water sapphire ring, a linked scallop-shell belt, a pearl-inset sea blue gem purse clasped with a miniature polished mithril mermaid, a tightly woven fishnet satchel, a celestial blue shell collecting pouch stitched with ivory sand silvers, a flowing ocean-blue silk skirt cinched at the waist with a circlet of seashells, a delicate gold dolphin anklet, and some haon clogs set with opalescent shell fragments.

I just removed all the scars unless you really wanted a wall of text.

OMFG do you think she worships Charl?!

Fucking hell. Yeah, we get it. We got it with the tattoos alone.

[Some Rogue]

Nothing says Lady like "a tattooed mermaid sitting on a steel grey anchor".

[Nilandia]

You see Lady Dschamila Wasser the Caretaker.
She appears to be a Human.
She is taller than average and appears to be advanced in years. She has sparkling sea green eyes and tanned skin. She has long, shimmering bluish-green hair that falls in wave-like curls and has been interwoven with strings of mother-of-pearl and blue coral. She has a dainty face and slender wrists.
She has a seashell tattoo on her ear, a small green frog tattoo on her finger, a blue seahorse tattoo on her neck, a blue mermaid tattoo on her wrist, a blue trident tattoo on her ankle, a beautiful harp tattoo on her arm, and a tattooed mermaid sitting on a steel grey anchor on her arm.
She is wearing a sitting beanbag mermaid, a flowing circlet of crystal blue water, a twisted spiral shell earring, a pair of pearl dolphin earrings, an opalescent seashell necklace, a strand of cultured pearls, a tiny pirate ship in a water-filled bottle suspended from a gilded chain, a cerulean brocade cloak patterned with rolling ocean waves, a white silken bandage edged with embroidered acantha leaves, a dragonfire opal hatpin, a silver wire pin wrought as a smiling mermaid offering a perfect pearl, a brightly-hued toy parrot, an etched onyx pirate ship pin, some goldfish-shaped hairjewels, a bejeweled cerulean fur stole, some sea-blue rugged leather gloves clasped with small anchor-shaped pearls, a sea-green watered silk bodice laced up the front with ocean blue ribbons, a gray glass windy shipwreck stickpin, a black pirate's eyepatch, a delicate gold toe ring, a butterfly charm, a beautiful sea-water green ribbon, an iridescent silver fishing lure, a sparkling lapis-inlaid bluebird, a deep blue glaesine orb, a golden trident pin, a sky blue herb satchel slung over her shoulder, a gold-trimmed cerulean silk haversack slung over her other shoulder, an octopus-shaped backpack, a masterfully crafted glaes armband, an interlocking sealife wristlet jeweled with ocean-hued gems, an amber and gold charm bracelet, an opaline sea nymph ring, a gold ring, a vaalin and water sapphire ring, a linked scallop-shell belt, a pearl-inset sea blue gem purse clasped with a miniature polished mithril mermaid, a tightly woven fishnet satchel, a celestial blue shell collecting pouch stitched with ivory sand silvers, a flowing ocean-blue silk skirt cinched at the waist with a circlet of seashells, a delicate gold dolphin anklet, and some haon clogs set with opalescent shell fragments.

I just removed all the scars unless you really wanted a wall of text.
Is that where the elemental circlet of water ended up? I'd love to talk to her about obtaining it if so.

Gretchen

[Amaron]

a veniom-bound rolaren tower shield

>exam my shi
Painted on the shield is a male gnome, his hat covering his face. Under the hat, you see a dark grin. Clutched in one hand is an upturned dagger with blood dripping down the blade. A bulging purse is held in his other hand. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph.
There appears to be something written on it.

read shield

"Waenas"

[875000]

You see Vollendam VanLeiman.
He appears to be a Dark Elf.
He is very tall and appears to be very young. He has deep-set green eyes and pale skin. He has short, thick brown hair. He has a broken nose and broad shoulders.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a pearly pink vultite buckler in his left hand.
He is wearing a dark leather locksmith's toolkit, a flamboyant bright pink rucksack, some fancy pink armor, a pearly pink scarf, a gaudy gold engagement ring sporting a fingernail-sized pink diamond, a square-cut pink dreamstone pin, a pink velvet weapons sling slung over his shoulder, an unwashed blush-pink cloak, some saucy pink leather leggings, a pink topaz studded iron medallion, a pink leather wrist sheath, a brilliant pink belt, a pearly pink poke slung over his other shoulder, a pearly pink mithril helmet with large pink metal wings on each side, some furry pink monkey slippers with tiny sparkling ruby eyes, a deep pink pouch, a trilliant-cut pink topaz stickpin a crystal amulet.



I particularly like the saucy pink leggings. Although the slippers come in a close second.

[Adequate Picker]

To bad its all been done before.

[Martaigne]

Where's Briars when you need him?

[DelawhereAmi]

Lord Briars Jeakers the Dark Elf.
He appears to be in his 120's, has short, straight red hair, green eyes, and lily white
skin. He is wearing a pink cloak with a rolton eye clasp that seems to stare at you, some firecat skin trousers, a suit of rosy pink armor adorned with
tarnished skull-shaped metal shoulder guards, a silly pink sorcerer's bag, a bright pink sorcerer's vest, a pink rolton hide backpack, a pink belt with a shrunken head dangling by a rusty chain, a gold ring, and a crystal amulet.


...Taken from a very old website, obviously.. but here he is!

[Some Rogue]

Lord Briars Jeakers the Dark Elf.
He appears to be in his 120's, has short, straight red hair, green eyes, and lily white
skin. He is wearing a pink cloak with a rolton eye clasp that seems to stare at you, some firecat skin trousers, a suit of rosy pink armor adorned with
tarnished skull-shaped metal shoulder guards, a silly pink sorcerer's bag, a bright pink sorcerer's vest, a pink rolton hide backpack, a pink belt with a shrunken head dangling by a rusty chain, a gold ring, and a crystal amulet.


...Taken from a very old website, obviously.. but here he is!

So many things wrong with that...

[Martaigne]

Thank you!

[Adequate Picker]

Briars did it very well....and most people associated him with the pink, though he didnt start out as it.

It was done before him though, as well, though Briars was probably the most famous for it.

[Some Rogue]

Gotta love a red haired, green eyed, pale skinned DARK elf.

[Praefection]

There are so many things wrong with this.

Looks like I didn't grab the name and features when I did everything else. Whoops.

He is wearing a gold ring, an ancient shadowy black metal cuirass with viciously sharp urglaes shoulder-spikes and veil iron etchings of Vel'Athorre on the chest, a feather trimmed leather neckpouch, a shadowy black golvern chain suspending a miniature kelyn statue of Vel'Athorre, a shadowy stalking cloak fastened with a skull shaped ruby clasp, a blackened vruul skin thigh-sheath, a silver-threaded dark shadowed silk shirt fastened with black eahnor buttons, a fluffy black feather quill tucked behind one ear, a slashed shadowy wolf tabard, some shadowy black leather gloves, a gold-clasped suede shoulder bag slung over his shoulder, a filigreed vultite heavy crossbow, a small velvet lockpick wrist sheath, a rune-etched dark crystal bracelet, a silvery rhimar engagement ring set with a flawless moonglae opal, a shadowy black leather tool belt, an onyx-studded shadowy black hip-satchel, a black ora locksmith's kit, a shadowy black leather tool pouch, some shadowy black fitted trousers, a shadowy black quiver masterfully stitched with the formidable life-like image of Vel'Athorre, a sleek wolf hide ankle-sheath, some flawless sleek shadow black boots with a set of sharp black deathstone spikes at the toes, and a sleek shadow-black ash recurved longbow etched with intertwining bolts of chain lightning slung over his other shoulder.

[Malvadere]

You see Great Lord Vividarium Xanbarium the Master Artisan.
He appears to be a Human.
He is taller than average and appears to be advanced in years. He has bright crystal blue eyes and pale skin. He has short, silky dark brown hair. He has a clean-shaven face, a straight nose and a small goatee.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a shadowy black golvern handaxe in his right hand.
He is wearing a shadowy black case, a shadowy black sack, some shadowy black pants, a shadowy black amulet, some shadowy black boots, a full suit of invar platemail etched with ancient dwarven runes, a shadowy black vest, a shadowy black backpack, a shadowy black longcoat, a golvern-bound shadowy black sheath etched along its length with faint mysterious runes, a shadowy black vultite shield slung over his shoulder, some shadowy black gloves, a silver-bladed dagger medallion, a shadowy black hood, a shadowy black symbol a shadowy black satchel slung over his other shoulder.


All I could make out was his platemail and medallion.

[Some Rogue]

You see Great Lord Vividarium Xanbarium the Master Artisan.
He appears to be a Human.
He is taller than average and appears to be advanced in years. He has bright crystal blue eyes and pale skin. He has short, silky dark brown hair. He has a clean-shaven face, a straight nose and a small goatee.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a shadowy black golvern handaxe in his right hand.
He is wearing a shadowy black case, a shadowy black sack, some shadowy black pants, a shadowy black amulet, some shadowy black boots, a full suit of invar platemail etched with ancient dwarven runes, a shadowy black vest, a shadowy black backpack, a shadowy black longcoat, a golvern-bound shadowy black sheath etched along its length with faint mysterious runes, a shadowy black vultite shield slung over his shoulder, some shadowy black gloves, a silver-bladed dagger medallion, a shadowy black hood, a shadowy black symbol a shadowy black satchel slung over his other shoulder.


All I could make out was his platemail and medallion.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/BlackSmile.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

exactly the picture i was looking for. hahaha...classic.

[Some Rogue]

Hehe, I've seen that pic hundreds of times but it took me forever to find a copy when I needed it.

[MotleyCrew]

some vibrant red socks under a pair of resplendent leopard skin-lined crimson thigh-boots

[Praefection]

an antique dark velvet cloak
Tailored in traditional dark elven style, the cloak is blacker than the shadows of night. A horrifying portrayal of screaming and crying faces has been worked with silvery, silken floss in a web-like pattern over the entire garment. As the cloak flutters on a breeze, or the light shifts across its surface, the faces seem to move and stare out from the cloak. The word "Assassin" is stitched along the neckline with fine, blood-red, rolaren thread

[Allereli]

an antique dark velvet cloak
Tailored in traditional dark elven style, the cloak is blacker than the shadows of night. A horrifying portrayal of screaming and crying faces has been worked with silvery, silken floss in a web-like pattern over the entire garment. As the cloak flutters on a breeze, or the light shifts across its surface, the faces seem to move and stare out from the cloak. The word "Assassin" is stitched along the neckline with fine, blood-red, rolaren thread

Assassins have uniforms too dontcha know

[B2]

some vibrant red socks under a pair of resplendent leopard skin-lined crimson thigh-boots

This isn't an alteration...

The way the inventory system works now, if you put socks on, and then boots on, they will layer like this.

So the person has

some vibrant red socks

and also has

a pair of resplendent leopard skin-lined crimson thigh-boots

which sound a lot like a cobbling-skill made item...granted a really really GAUDY item, but it isn't an alteration.

[DelawhereAmi]

As seen in River's Rest.....


an ancient Dhe'nari death shroud embroidered with wizards being ripped apart by black tendrils from a smirking sorcerer

[MotleyCrew]

This isn't an alteration...

The way the inventory system works now, if you put socks on, and then boots on, they will layer like this.

So the person has

some vibrant red socks

and also has

a pair of resplendent leopard skin-lined crimson thigh-boots

which sound a lot like a cobbling-skill made item...granted a really really GAUDY item, but it isn't an alteration.


Yeah, I know, still looks like crap...

[Sweets]

She may be a well liked gal but...

Name: Evelith Ohalo Vaalor
Profession: Blademistress
Race: Elf Gender: Female
She is of diminutive height and appears to have come of age.
She has dark-haloed ashen eyes and soft, fair skin.
She has long, wavy sable hair woven into a wrist-thick herringbone plait.
She has a thin nose and high cheekbones.
Her pale countenance is like unto moonbeams shining through gossamer veils.
Officer of The Northern Fury
Member of Elanthian Elegance
Guild Master of the Warrior Guild
Strongest foe vanquished: a Grimswarm giant ranger


Her countenance is like unto bad emo poetry. I really like that people try and be creative with their looks but sometimes "pale" works just as well.

[DCSL]

Yeeeaaah, she's had that for a while now and it always makes me cringe. It's hard to criticize people who are as well-liked as she is ('cept here on the PC) but I'll say it. Evelith's player is very nice but that description is physically painful for me.

[MotleyCrew]

Eh. I've seen worse.

[MotleyCrew]

a flamboyant maroon velvet longcoat adorned with an imposing collar of iridescent feathers

[MotleyCrew]

Not sure if this ones been posted before but it bears repeating if so...

a silver-edged midnight blue skirt stitched with tiny fire balls and lightning bolts that arc around a silver unicorn.

[DCSL]

That longcoat is pimptastic!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

a flamboyant maroon velvet longcoat adorned with an imposing collar of iridescent feathers

I love that actually, hahaha.

[Praefection]

Winner!

an ancient Dhe'nari death shroud embroidered with wizards being ripped apart by black tendrils from a smirking sorcerer

[Tolwynn]

Who knew the dhe'nar were into tentacle pr0n, on top of everything else?

[thefarmer]

You see Tacet.
He appears to be a Loenthra Elf.
He is average height and appears to be young and sprightly. He has bright blue-grey eyes and fair skin. He has long, shiny silver blonde hair worn in a ponytail. He has narrow pointed ears.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a cherrywood forty-stringed theorbo inlaid with fel in his right hand.
He is wearing a gold-edged cotton bandana, a crystal amulet, a carved mesille shield slung over his shoulder, a small rose, a pale crystal lute pin, some brushed steel bracers trimmed with dark storm agate, a pair of loose cream linen pants with a drawstring waist, a snarling lion's-head sallet with a bewhiskered visor, a wasp-shaped onyx earring, a little round mirror, a flowing greatcloak comprised of patches in every color and shape imaginable clasped with a crimson lute, some ora-plated golden invar gauntlets, a vaalin and amethyst-inlaid armband, a sunstone circle pin, a shining golden armband, a dragonfire opal hatpin, a carved lion pin, a shimmering autumn-hued leaf, a cord-tied theatre mask covering his face, an engraved silver clef pin, a faceted ruby treble clef, a gold silk music satchel slung over his other shoulder, a golden spidersilk backpack, some double-layered golden leather inset with pale opals, a pair of polished black boots, and a braided gold ring.

[That Jay]

a flowing greatcloak comprised of patches in every color and shape imaginable clasped with a crimson lute

I can imagine the shape of a penis.

[Stanley Burrell]

<<a flowing greatcloak comprised of patches in every color and shape imaginable clasped with a crimson lute>>


I can imagine the shape of a penis.

There is only one logical explanation:

Chameleon. Dong.

I wish my tallywacker was imbued with the magical Skittles rainbow enchantment.

[LadyLaphrael]

I wish my tallywacker was imbued with the magical Skittles rainbow enchantment.

Worst. Pickup line. Ever. "Hey baby, wanna taste the rainbow?"

[sereh]

an elegant black gold vestment embroidered with blue flickering dreaming baby pandas

I didn't even know we had pandas in Elanthia, let alone flickering blue ones

Sereh

[Vesi]

You see Tacet.
He appears to be a Loenthra Elf.
He is average height and appears to be young and sprightly. He has bright blue-grey eyes and fair skin. He has long, shiny silver blonde hair worn in a ponytail. He has narrow pointed ears.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a cherrywood forty-stringed theorbo inlaid with fel in his right hand.
He is wearing a gold-edged cotton bandana, a crystal amulet, a carved mesille shield slung over his shoulder, a small rose, a pale crystal lute pin, some brushed steel bracers trimmed with dark storm agate, a pair of loose cream linen pants with a drawstring waist, a snarling lion's-head sallet with a bewhiskered visor, a wasp-shaped onyx earring, a little round mirror, a flowing greatcloak comprised of patches in every color and shape imaginable clasped with a crimson lute, some ora-plated golden invar gauntlets, a vaalin and amethyst-inlaid armband, a sunstone circle pin, a shining golden armband, a dragonfire opal hatpin, a carved lion pin, a shimmering autumn-hued leaf, a cord-tied theatre mask covering his face, an engraved silver clef pin, a faceted ruby treble clef, a gold silk music satchel slung over his other shoulder, a golden spidersilk backpack, some double-layered golden leather inset with pale opals, a pair of polished black boots, and a braided gold ring.

This isn't an endorsement of the alter, but from the official Simu docs:


Cholen's preferred humanoid manifestation is that of a young man with summer-sun gold hair, blue eyes and a slight build. He is arrayed in fine but exaggerated clothing, and he favors a great cloak with patches of every color and shape imaginable. In manner, he is playful and mocking. His symbol is a crimson lute on a field of gold.

Also, shouldn't his bracers be trimmed with dark storm agates instead of agate?

I think I'm more bugged that he's not dressed head to toe. Yes, it's a personal quirk.

[Farn]

Cholen's an Arkati, so his cloak probably has some special properties that cause it to to be constantly shifting, or inspiring innumerable images and colors in the mind of any who look at it.

Or something.

I guess that means it's possible for someone else to have one with similar properties. It's silly in both cases though. I did my part to try to make Simu's document make sense.

[That Jay]

Cholen, and his Amazing Technicolor Rorschach Cloak!

Go Go Go Cholen!

[Drevihyin]

There was an auction cloak that had a similiar appearance.

[Chaotic Tempo]

Just saw:

some rumpled dwarven shaman robes with mysterious runes stitched along the throat.

Owned by: Ethliam

[Methais]

What a bowl of dicksoup.

[Shari]

You see Bunie Rabbit-Child.
She appears to be a Half-Elf.
She appears to be very young. She has twinkling silver-shot thistle blue eyes and alabaster skin. She has very long, vibrant silvery blonde hair that twists and whorls about her face in a mess of spiraling curls. She has a button nose and long pointy ears. She has a slight pout to her plump rosy lips.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a delicate stuffed bunny doll with a pink sapphire nose in her left hand.
She is wearing a shimmering snow white silk cloak, a soft white brushed cotton satchel stitched with pink cherry blossoms slung over her shoulder, a downy soft bunny print nightgown, a puffy white bunny tail, some snowy white bunny paw mittens with silver tassels, a wide velveteen choker set with a long-eared bunny-shaped ruby, some ruby-nosed white bunny slippers with blue diamond eyes, a pair of fluffy white bunny ears lined with soft pink velvet, a small rose, a delicate glass bubble pin, a cherry silk candy-stitched bag with a fuzzy toy bunny poking out, and a small folded cherry silk pouch.


WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ALLURE WITH PEOPLE AND BUNNIES!?!?!

They're cute, I've had them as pets. Why the FUCK people dress like them blows my goddamned mind.

[Methais]

Bunie Rabbit-Child?

That gets the big one:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/Worf_notagain2.gif

[Irsila]

It's the same retard allure with people overdoing Any theme: cats, pink mice, deathrunes...

[GSKynthelig]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ALLURE WITH PEOPLE AND BUNNIES!?!?!

They're cute, I've had them as pets. Why the FUCK people dress like them blows my goddamned mind.

Maybe she wants to be someone's pet?

[Stunseed]

Or she puts out like one.

[CrystalTears]

You see Bunie Rabbit-Child.
She appears to be a Half-Elf.
She appears to be very young. She has twinkling silver-shot thistle blue eyes and alabaster skin. She has very long, vibrant silvery blonde hair that twists and whorls about her face in a mess of spiraling curls. She has a button nose and long pointy ears. She has a slight pout to her plump rosy lips.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a delicate stuffed bunny doll with a pink sapphire nose in her left hand.
She is wearing a shimmering snow white silk cloak, a soft white brushed cotton satchel stitched with pink cherry blossoms slung over her shoulder, a downy soft bunny print nightgown, a puffy white bunny tail, some snowy white bunny paw mittens with silver tassels, a wide velveteen choker set with a long-eared bunny-shaped ruby, some ruby-nosed white bunny slippers with blue diamond eyes, a pair of fluffy white bunny ears lined with soft pink velvet, a small rose, a delicate glass bubble pin, a cherry silk candy-stitched bag with a fuzzy toy bunny poking out, and a small folded cherry silk pouch.


WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ALLURE WITH PEOPLE AND BUNNIES!?!?!

They're cute, I've had them as pets. Why the FUCK people dress like them blows my goddamned mind.
Yeah, I was bitching about this kind of theme (and Bunie herself) during this festival. Ratolin with everything rat and Hollyday with everything holly. It gets a bit tiring to see all the time.

And people wonder why I don't look at everyone! If they have a common item in their name anywhere, I'm not looking anymore! Damn!

[Cephalopod]

Bunie makes me think of an anti-Zimzum...

[ViridianAsp]

a shiny white spidersilk cloak embroidered in detail with the visage of Voln and stitched with the phrase "Set Them Free" on the back

[Euler]

sing free free;set them all free

[Kitsun]

It's the same retard allure with people overdoing Any theme: cats, pink mice, deathrunes...

...I like kittycats.

[DCSL]

Don't forget the hamsters.

[Irsila]

I like kittycats, too. However, liking something and wanting to drape every body part in said object of affection...? There is a limit of acceptable body decoration- it's called good taste. Most retards don't have it.

[Kahly]

I don't remember exactly, but it was something like...

The breeches are crafted from soft black leather. The sides are open with cross-lacing, with tanned skin showing through the laces.

Not too bad unless someone's holding them in their hand, then... euuu!

[Winter's Kiss]

Or a Dhe'nar or something is wearing them.. Most don't have "tanned" skin..

[Irsila]

I don't like ALL kitties; this one fails.

You see High Lady Starkitty Le'Starrose the Locksmith.
She appears to be an Elf.
She is shorter than average and appears to be very young. She has sultry sea green eyes and tanned skin. She has waist length, flowing strawberry blonde hair streaked with silver. She has a delicate face, a button nose and dimpled cheeks.
She has a small lockpick tattoo on her finger, a pouncing kitten tattoo on her ankle, a sleeping kitten tattoo on her neck, a capering kitten tattoo on her waist, a cat paw tattoo on her ankle, and a braided silver hoop set with miniature amethyst passion flowers in the upper ridge of her right ear.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a diamond kitten-clasped satchel slung over her shoulder, a black leather climbing pack, a close-cut black suede skirt, a dark cherry spidersilk bodice with key-shaped buttons, a cat-shaped onyx ring, some blackened silver hairjewels inset with tiny silver-eared onyx kittens, a long-cut star emerald earring, a pair of onyx cat earrings, a small dark crystal necklace, some sheer black silk stockings with seams down the back, a whalebone hairpin enameled with autumn leaves, some pink and black silk cat ears, a twisted witchwood cat locket, a grinning black cat mask, a shadowy black pin, a cut black deathstone kitten charm, a carved onyx cat pin, a small golden Paupers pin, a playful kitten pin, some fake cat whiskers, a wild black rose, a fragrant coral rose, a magnificent pink rose, a fresh ivory rose, a mottled dusk-hued rose with velvety petals, a fuzzy white tail, a rune-etched weapons harness slung over her other shoulder, a black cat charm bracelet, a silver charm bracelet, a silver and black diamond ring, a silver locksmith kit, a plain-looking sack, a small kitten-shaped flask, a thigh-strapped leather toolkit, a silver and diamond anklet, and a pair of sleek black boots with mithril kitten buckles.

[waywardgs]

Cat woman, but not the good kind. The kind where the humane society gets called.

[Martaigne]

And these toolbags give Andelas followers a bad name.

[CrystalTears]

Someone tell her to buy my pin sash so that all those stupid pins and shit can go there instead.

[MotleyCrew]

some calf-high diamond-tipped eel skin boots with diamonds embellished on the heels

[DCSL]

How does one embellish diamonds? Can you Bedazzle a diamond?

[thefarmer]

You see Bloodmaiden.
She appears to be a Giantman of the Vaikalimara Clan.
She is average height and appears to be senescent. She has deep-set stormy grey eyes and nut brown skin. She has long, wavy coal black hair swept back from the temples. She has a thin nose and high cheekbones.
She has a tattooed symbol of V'Tull on her ankle.
She has minor cuts and bruises on her abdominal area, and minor bruises about the head.
She is holding a imflass katana in her right hand.
She is wearing a jet black hauberk, a festive bloody death mask, a string of blood-stained fangs, a crystal amulet, a blood-stained white wool greatcloak, a tin-bound linen Adventurer's Guild badge, a blood-stained white silk shirt, a coffin-shaped satchel slung over her shoulder, a leather knapsack crusted with a dark reddish bloodstain, a black steel-banded manacle made of bloodstained bone, a pair of blood-spattered black leather gloves, a twisted gold ring, a blood-stained linen lootbag, some filthy blood-stained pants, and some battered sanguine leather boots liberally splotched with dried brown bloodstains.

[Xiandrena]

Ilvana just opened a rose pink serpent skin purse adorned with a pattern of intertwined crimson scaled serpents.


Rose pink serpents of Elanthia, run for your life. She's collecting.

[Septik]

I don't like ALL kitties; this one fails.

You see High Lady Starkitty Le'Starrose the Locksmith.
She appears to be an Elf.
She is shorter than average and appears to be very young. She has sultry sea green eyes and tanned skin. She has waist length, flowing strawberry blonde hair streaked with silver. She has a delicate face, a button nose and dimpled cheeks.
She has a small lockpick tattoo on her finger, a pouncing kitten tattoo on her ankle, a sleeping kitten tattoo on her neck, a capering kitten tattoo on her waist, a cat paw tattoo on her ankle, and a braided silver hoop set with miniature amethyst passion flowers in the upper ridge of her right ear.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a diamond kitten-clasped satchel slung over her shoulder, a black leather climbing pack, a close-cut black suede skirt, a dark cherry spidersilk bodice with key-shaped buttons, a cat-shaped onyx ring, some blackened silver hairjewels inset with tiny silver-eared onyx kittens, a long-cut star emerald earring, a pair of onyx cat earrings, a small dark crystal necklace, some sheer black silk stockings with seams down the back, a whalebone hairpin enameled with autumn leaves, some pink and black silk cat ears, a twisted witchwood cat locket, a grinning black cat mask, a shadowy black pin, a cut black deathstone kitten charm, a carved onyx cat pin, a small golden Paupers pin, a playful kitten pin, some fake cat whiskers, a wild black rose, a fragrant coral rose, a magnificent pink rose, a fresh ivory rose, a mottled dusk-hued rose with velvety petals, a fuzzy white tail, a rune-etched weapons harness slung over her other shoulder, a black cat charm bracelet, a silver charm bracelet, a silver and black diamond ring, a silver locksmith kit, a plain-looking sack, a small kitten-shaped flask, a thigh-strapped leather toolkit, a silver and diamond anklet, and a pair of sleek black boots with mithril kitten buckles.



She's always around when an alterer arrives and she always gets chosen!! :wtf:

[DaCapn]

You see Bloodmaiden.
She appears to be a Giantman of the Vaikalimara Clan.
She is average height and appears to be senescent. She has deep-set stormy grey eyes and nut brown skin. She has long, wavy coal black hair swept back from the temples. She has a thin nose and high cheekbones.
She has a tattooed symbol of V'Tull on her ankle.
She has minor cuts and bruises on her abdominal area, and minor bruises about the head.
She is holding a imflass katana in her right hand.
She is wearing a jet black hauberk, a festive bloody death mask, a string of blood-stained fangs, a crystal amulet, a blood-stained white wool greatcloak, a tin-bound linen Adventurer's Guild badge, a blood-stained white silk shirt, a coffin-shaped satchel slung over her shoulder, a leather knapsack crusted with a dark reddish bloodstain, a black steel-banded manacle made of bloodstained bone, a pair of blood-spattered black leather gloves, a twisted gold ring, a blood-stained linen lootbag, some filthy blood-stained pants, and some battered sanguine leather boots liberally splotched with dried brown bloodstains.

Festive makes me think... I don't know... Christmas sweater?

Also, the overly "coordinated" outfits like that always crack me up. With all of the people running around in all black, all red, all green (etc) in GS, I just try to imagine how that would look in real life. You couldn't help but feel that they're all on some kind of team. Though hers is a little different, she appears to be on the filthy bum team.

[Winter's Kiss]

The girl that was wearing this is a sweetheart.. but damn..

an eonake hip chain linked with ruby rose vines entwined with frolicking jade wolf pups

[Merala]

As seen in Jadah's (ugh in itself) player shop:

an antique ivory lace wedding gown delicately embroidered with a golden floral pattern on the bodice, with a long satin train flowing over the ground and a full skirt that almost covers her bare feet

They don't allow body parts in alters anymore, it's a shame that one of the few left is that ugly...

[Avaya]

I got to see two winners tonight, one uber cutesy, the other uber evil. I'm not sure I could pick out just one item as the tackiest.

You see Ana.
She appears to be a Human.
She appears to be in the prime of life. She has emerald lashed, brilliant cobalt green eyes and tanned skin. She has shoulder length, wavy sandy blonde hair gathered into a sleek ponytail at the nape of her neck and secured with an emerald green scarf. She has full, silken lips and tiny dimples. Below her left eye is a small, dark birthmark that oddly resembles a poison ivy leaf.
She has a conspicuous blond human tattoo on her wrist, a braided blond ponytail, and a small empath tattoo on her neck.
She has some minor cuts and bruises on her right arm, minor cuts and bruises on her back, and minor bruises about the head.
She has old battle scars on her right hand.
She is holding a spiraling empath's staff with the word WAIT carved into the side in her right hand.
She is wearing a pair of poison green slippers, an emerald green satin skirt embroidered with little assassin figures running around the hem, an emerald green flask with "ANA" inscribed on the front, a poison green sack clearly marked "non-green stuff", an emerald satchel stitched with "Green Stones Only Please" on the flap, a gold ring, an emerald-set silver wedding band, a poison green wristlet inset with a tiny emerald, some emerald green leathers held together with medical dressings and gauze, a green bank-shaped pack, a moth-eaten goat hide purse with cookie crumbs stuck to it, a tiny green baby grifflet brooch with bright bulging eyes, an emerald green satin bodice with small shadowy figures peeking from behind the lacing, a fuzzy green tail with singed ends, some gaudy green hunting goggles with tight leather straps, a soft emerald green hooded cloak, a ruby amulet, a soft fuzzy green hat with little untied ear flaps, and a tear-shaped luminous clear glimaerstone pendant.



Never in a million years would I have guessed! Yes guys, I know she is totally screwed up. It started back in the day when people actually RP'd- (and I tried to!) and I had this whole story line that happened to Ana revolving around green stones. If you ask her in character she'll tell you the whole damn story, and explain why she wears each fricken piece of tacky green stuff! (yes there is a story behind each piece pretty much.) The goat hide purse was a wedding present from Boom :) My favorite though are the green hunting goggles. Honestly at this point in Ana's life I'd LOVE to ditch the green, as I get tired of saying 'that's not green 50x a day' but it would be almost a sin at this point I've stuck with it so long. Thanks Jolena for the love-

And fyi, my other characters are pretty well dressed. Yes, I can throw an outfit together with some style, honestly!

[Amaron]

I just thought... well.... did not know where to start. You decide.

You see Lord Terangreal the Healer.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is average height and appears to be in the bloom of youth. He has almond-shaped green eyes and black skin. He has very long, wavy black hair worn in a ponytail. He has a gaunt face and a flaring nose.
He has a scar across his neck, old battle scars on his right arm, old battle scars on his right leg, old battle scars on his left leg, old battle scars on his right hand, old battle scars on his left hand, an old battle scar across his chest, an old battle scar across his abdominal area, an old battle scar across his back, a black-and-blue right eye, a black-and-blue left eye, and a scar across his face.

He is wearing some double leather, a ruby amulet, a gold and peridot stickpin, a red glass halfling stickpin, a braided gold ring, a deep black puma fur cloak clasped with a ruby orb, a ragged rose pink harness slung over his shoulder, a thick ebony hood, a large brim pink hat embroidered with tiny red roses, some deep pink satin boots, a moth-eaten russet scarf, a light green scabbard, a simple imflass engagement ring set with an acorn-shaped brown zircon, a heart-cut pink sapphire earring, a knitted multihued scarf, a light pink kilt, a knitted blush pink satchel clasped with a glittering pink tourmaline buckle slung over his other shoulder, a pair of light pink boots, a bright gold ring, a spiked black leather collar, a pair of knit multihued mittens, and a bone-clasped black wolfhide rucksack.

[BriarFox]

I'm not sure there's even a single actual alter in there. It's mostly just crud found in from the treasure system.

[CrystalTears]

I'm not sure there's even a single actual alter in there. It's mostly just crud found in from the treasure system.
It doesn't matter. There's so much pink in that outfit that a nice alter would throw off the tacky balance.

[Amaron]

There are a couple I think, but I couldn't find the other thread so I stuck it here on advice.

[Rolton-Sammich]

What this thread needs is illustrations. And I've got grapes enough to follow through on that suggestion.


a shiny white spidersilk cloak embroidered in detail with the visage of Voln and stitched with the phrase "Set Them Free" on the back

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a61/tumorous/cloak.jpg

You've 2,400+ posts to choose from...

[TK837]

jade green vultite shield inset with a large silver dolphin surrounded by a glistening sea spray of emerald chips

[Rolton-Sammich]

jade green vultite shield inset with a large silver dolphin surrounded by a glistening sea spray of emerald chips

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a61/tumorous/alterdolphin.jpg

[ElvenFury]

He is wearing some double leather, a ruby amulet, a gold and peridot stickpin, a red glass halfling stickpin, a braided gold ring, a deep black puma fur cloak clasped with a ruby orb, a ragged rose pink harness slung over his shoulder, a thick ebony hood, a large brim pink hat embroidered with tiny red roses, some deep pink satin boots, a moth-eaten russet scarf, a light green scabbard, a simple imflass engagement ring set with an acorn-shaped brown zircon, a heart-cut pink sapphire earring, a knitted multihued scarf, a light pink kilt, a knitted blush pink satchel clasped with a glittering pink tourmaline buckle slung over his other shoulder, a pair of light pink boots, a bright gold ring, a spiked black leather collar, a pair of knit multihued mittens, and a bone-clasped black wolfhide rucksack.

Yay, pin worn boots!

[Latrinsorm]

I actually have that as a tattoo on my tongue, you really freaked me out for a second before I read the text.

[peam]

He is holding a nightmare black runestaff etched with ancient faendryl runes of sorcery in his right hand.

[elcidcannon]

RUNEZ OF SORCERY FTW!

[Rolton-Sammich]

He is holding a nightmare black runestaff etched with ancient faendryl runes of sorcery in his right hand.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a61/tumorous/eatpoopyay.jpg

Either mspaint doesn't do "nightmare black"... or all mspaint colors are "nightmare" colors. But these runes are genuine.

[LMingrone]

Damn, I wish I had my old logs.

I had one character that had nothing but magician and Marlu items. I don't know what the hell a magician's cloak/shield/weapons/boots/etc... and more I can't remember look like, but I had em!

Another one that had nothing but dead halfling skin, hands, and body parts for a wardrobe. Few merchants came back then that made anything pin worn. Nothing like wearing a bunch of dead halfling hands. Then cooking up halfling part tarts in my tart kiln and handing it out to them.

My last "let's be a jerk a make myself look like a walking nightmare".. Pretty much to mess with all the people wearing cats all over themselves....My dead cat character. Dead kitten bracelet, a cauldron and cat parts to cook in front of them. My altered disabled cat in a bag. My familiar (which I cast until I get a cat). Cat and kitten skin stuff.

I'm wondering if the tart kilns are around. I know I owned three of them at one point. Maybe I can bring em back and see if the cat parts can be made into cat and rabbit into.

[mamun]

mamun
your standing on top of an erupting volcano. Just RUN and whatever your trying to hit with fire will probably get incinerated anyway
thanks.

[thefarmer]

You see Icever Ne'Therien the Bard.
He appears to be an Elf.
He is average height and appears to be youthful. He has deep-set hazel eyes and golden brown skin. He has shoulder length, fine golden hair swept back from the temples.
He has a bar of music tattoo brimming with a symphonic array of musical notes on his arm.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a black velvet beret, a cowled black wool cloak trimmed along the edges with silver piping, an elven blade harness, a silken elven tunic, a pale crystal lyre pin, a battered woven sack slung over his shoulder, some linked golvern-edged mail, a linked eahnor elven wristband, a thick gold ring, a silver-bound obsidian flask, some crisp black pants, and a pair of glossy black leather boots with silver buckles.

That's a really clunky and fairly stupid tattoo.

[Bhuryn]

As far as I am concerned, if an item has a profession (warrior, wizard, cleric, etc) in it's description it sucks.

Check out my killer: "night black rogue's stealin' cloak of roguish stealth!"

I've never seen a item with a profession it in that didn't make me cringe, not to mention is pretty much totally out of character =P. What makes your full plate WARRIORS plate, 'cause I bet my PALADIN could use it just as well.

Profession names should be totally off limits (alchemist/herb/etc containers and such are fine) in my opinion.

[Spectral]

Now this has probably already been listed here, but even if it has, I believe it deserves another mention. This cloak just makes me shudder, and for all the wrong reasons.


He is holding a drake yierka-spur in his right hand and an etched ora greatshield in his left hand.
He is wearing a crystal amulet, a crystal amulet, some double leather, a leather sheath, and a shady black cloak with strange red marks that appear to be bloodstains at first but resolve into hideous runes that bespeak words of death and terrible agony.


:help:

[Shari]

Ha. That cloak has been passed around like a 5 dollar hooker. Laurenusia had it at one point, and a slew of other alters that were along the same retarded theme.

[DaCapn]

Not necessarily bad but it makes fun of bad alters. Thought it was better posted here than in its own thread:

http://playershops.com/item_detail.pl?item=some%20simple%20polished%20arm or


some simple polished armor - 15,000,000 silvers
Although nicely polished, this armor seems rather ordinary. It has no outlandish engravings or etchings and it isn't studded with any precious gems or deadly animal claws. There are no ridiculously large spikes and no mysterious looking runes. It's just rather simple. You also notice a small enchanter's glyph
It is heavily padded against critical blows.
Your careful inspection of some simple polished armor allows you to conclude that it is rigid leather armor that covers the torso, arms, legs, neck, and head. You determine that you could wear the armor around your chest. The armor appears to serve some purpose. It looks like this item has been mainly crafted out of leather.

[thefarmer]

Not necessarily bad but it makes fun of bad alters. Thought it was better posted here than in its own thread:

http://playershops.com/item_detail.pl?item=some%20simple%20polished%20arm or

Courtesy of Plur.

As for professional items, F. U.(Not Dacapn) I'm gonna keep turning shit into Farmer stuff (farmer's flail, farmer's satchel, farmer's boots, farmer's scarf, farmer's momma) like I have been for years.

[DoctorUnne]

Courtesy of Plur.

As for professional items, F. U.(Not Dacapn) I'm gonna keep turning shit into Farmer stuff (farmer's flail, farmer's satchel, farmer's boots, farmer's scarf, farmer's momma) like I have been for years.

Do you have any farmer armor? I would laugh if I saw that. Nothing complicated, just "some farmer armor."

[GSRepance]

You see High Lord Baelog Aslan the Guardian.
He is in good shape.
He is holding W_GS4-STRATH W_GS4-COASE headband in his right hand.

apparently a dyers tent messup
HILARIOUS!

[iJin]

I always see goatse instead of coase when I read that.

[ViridianAsp]

a long black leather cloak showing a blood red background with a fanged blue-skinned demon glaring through a field of fire

[Allereli]

a long black leather cloak showing a blood red background with a fanged blue-skinned demon glaring through a field of fire

I wish more people would specify which demon it is on their "demon" items.

and that's ugly

[Warriorbird]

I still like the cloak from DR with an entire race on it.

a cleverly designed Elothean weapon's harness depicting the Elothean people utilizing their arcane lore to enhance their fighting prowess and defeat their enemies

and in the process of looking for it I found this

a soft leather long cloak embroidered in emerald with the outline of an angel in mid flight with her wings flapping to the tune of the wind with a holy look on her face

[diethx]

I wish more people would specify which demon it is on their "demon" items.

Except not everyone in GS studies demons or knows much about demons, and therefore wouldn't be able to tell one demon from another just by looking at a picture of it on a cloak.

[BriarFox]

This ugly thing: a golvern-banded ruic yumi with a despanal-studded grip wrapped in raw silk

Is now: a slender elven longbow tipped with golvern nocks

[DaCapn]

On the weapon table you see a drake falchion, a grimy pitted mithril guisarme, a heavy imflass mace, a drake mace, a teak-hafted vaalorn morning star, a rolaren-edged vaalorn-edged whip-blade, a hazel imflass backsword, a fine razern military pick, a silver-hilted vultite backsword, an onyx-handled imflass battle axe, a fel-hafted gornar war hammer, an invar-tipped steel longsword, a dented faenor short sword, a drake yierka-spur, a silver falchion, a drake scimitar, a bone-hilted mithril antler sword, a blue mithril broadsword and an invar-tipped razern backsword.

Probably just generated by the treasure system but it fits the bill for this thread. And... No sooner do I post this than I see someone express interest:


Zorbbo just arrived.
>
A sales clerk steps over to help Zorbbo. She picks up a rolaren-edged vaalorn-edged whip-blade and shows it to Zorbbo.
>
Zorbbo just climbed down some white stairs.

[Dhuul]

Your tri-hyphen is notable, and yet...

a diamond-dusted spidersilk cloak clasped with a golden dragon and embroidered with the image of a majestic dragon standing guard over an evil Dark Elf sorcerer

still owns this thread!

[thefarmer]

Probably just generated by the treasure system but it fits the bill for this thread. And... No sooner do I post this than I see someone express interest:

Well, not really.. since this is the "Really Bad Alters" thread..

[Drew]

an ancient cloak embroidered with dark runes of Luukos and Mularos

Double the crappy!

[Farn]

As fortune would have it, those runes double as effective moth repellent.

[Hips]

I really can't decide if this armor is hideous, or so hideous it's fucking awesome.


a suit of brigandine armor whose intricately marbled metals lend it an appearance reminiscent of a freshly-cut steak

[Blushy]

a suit of brigandine armor whose intricately marbled metals lend it an appearance reminiscent of a freshly-cut steak
Wow, that goes with the shield Droit found recently.

[RelentlessJew]

Just saw this running around on someone...

a menacing black sapphire-clasped mantle boldly emblazoned across the front and back with the symbol of Onar

Fail.

[RelentlessJew]

It was so long it caused me to miss this...

a twisted Lornon necklace

[Defeat]

I really can't decide if this armor is hideous, or so hideous it's fucking awesome.


a suit of brigandine armor whose intricately marbled metals lend it an appearance reminiscent of a freshly-cut steak

all sorts of AWESOME.

[Latrinsorm]

a twisted Lornon necklaceI think that's off the shelf in that dark Solhaven place.

Google + nilandia.com = :love:

http://www.nilandia.com/merchants/townmerchants6.htm

Ta'Illistim. Whatever.

[Winter's Kiss]

Just saw this running around on someone...

a menacing black sapphire-clasped mantle boldly emblazoned across the front and back with the symbol of Onar

Fail.



Wasn't that.. YOUR'S, Carl? I distinctly remember that..

[RelentlessJew]

Just saw this at an auction...

some full black battle leathers, trimmed with gold-leaf. Embroidered on the back is a scene of a young human wizard casting charges of lightning at his foe

[Xanator]

These aren't THAT bad. The venerable Innuendo Pants:


You tap some patched black pants, which is in your right hand.

>l my pants
The black pants are cinched securely with a thick belt and a golden ale mug buckle. The knees have long since faded and have been replaced with green patches. On the left pant leg is the image of a farmer running through a field while the right leg depicts a cow jumping over a fence. Stitched boldly across the rear is a message that reads, "Work is best done on your knees."

[Inspire]

Just saw this at an auction...

some full black battle leathers, trimmed with gold-leaf. Embroidered on the back is a scene of a young human wizard casting charges of lightning at his foe

LOL -- These are mine and for sale!

Assist for a free alteration!

6x full leathers for 4m.

[Latrinsorm]

a four-strand smoke gray pearl choker with a silver wolf protectively guarding a snow swan with her head resting gently along his strong muzzle

[Swami71]

a four-strand smoke gray pearl choker with a silver wolf protectively guarding a snow swan with her head resting gently along his strong muzzle

This made me wonder if anyone has made an awesome wolf shirt yet. You know the one howling at the moon.

[ElvenFury]

This made me wonder if anyone has made an awesome wolf shirt yet. You know the one howling at the moon.

HAHAHA, If my account was still open I'd totally blow the 600 PPs on getting this done.

[Elvenlady]

You see Luxury the Sorceress.
She appears to be a Dark Elf.
She is tall and appears to be very young. She has black eyes and dark skin. She has waist length, chestnut hair gathered into a fountaining ponytail at the crown of her head and secured with a white bandana. She has an angular face and sharply-curved pointed ears.
She has a curly blond beard.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a devastating chapeau adorned with a flirty little veil, a silver-inlaid black diamond pendant, a braided silken ribbon choker, an enruned silver alloy torc, a deathstone studded steel neckchain, an elegant sheer silk wrap laced with wisps of spidersilk, some ash grey watered silk gloves, a dusky grey watered silk gown with long flowing sleeves, a copper-bound silk Adventurer's Guild badge, an enruned satin vest, a ribbon-laced satchel, some supple black hunting leathers, a triple-bladed ivory silk fan, a silver and agate armband, a dull gold ring, an antique silver waistchain, a dove grey watered silk parasol, a golden imflass mesh pouch, a lily white pouch, and a pair of ivory dancing slippers.

Nice hat! Flirting always works well when you have a beard.

[Gelston]

Hawt

[Shari]

Sweet Jesus

You see Tarakan Bellifer the Rock Collector.
He appears to be a Human from Trauntor.
He appears to be aged. He has brooding pale blue eyes and fair skin. He has short, thick brown hair streaked with silver. He has a clean-shaven face and a trimmed mustache.
He has a black-eyed cockroach tattoo on his arm.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a crystal amulet, a dashing bearskin scarf, an onyx studded serge bandana, a silver etched diamond pin, some sanguine imploding boots speckled with glistening doomstone dust, a butterfly charm, an aelotoi-weaved pyrothag hide belt inset with plates of urglaes, a black spidersilk sorcerer's cloak emblazoned with the symbol of Voln in silvery veniom thread, a cord-tied theatre mask covering his face, a furry black goat pin, a thin veil iron band, a small gold bell strung on a black silk cord, a twisted black implosion symbol, a tiny golvern star medal, a black silk mourning armband stitched with a white swan on a scarlet sunburst, a scabrous hook-shaped nose, an inscribed darkly gleaming pentagram, a burnished black gold cockroach clasp inset with sparkling sapphire eyes, a soft caedera leather harness slung over his shoulder, a brocaded tsark skin backpack, a splotchy oilskin bag, a weathered oilcloth apothecary satchel secured with a thin length of willow bark, an instructor's sash from the Imperial Hall of Magic at Nydds, some stately white caster's leathers, a golden shaving basin, a rat fang fetish, and a plain gold ring.

[Makkah]

What the fucking shit are imploding boots?

[Latrinsorm]

"an instructor's sash from the Imperial Hall of Magic at Nydds"

This was my favorite.

[Celephais]

... He's wearing a shaving basin?

Oh, and be careful... he'll probably impode your ass for posting this. Cause, he's a sorcerer. If you didn't catch that. (The butterfly gives it away).

[Farn]

What the fucking shit are imploding boots?

I bet they're uncomfortable.

[Shari]

Yeah, the it was a toss up between the boots, the shaving basin, and the sash on which was the worst.

[Makkah]

The nose is really, really bad too.

[MotleyCrew]

a sinister dark mage's cape with an embroidered image of a dark mage standing over a black massive dragon which has been recently seared

:nono:

[waywardgs]

a sinister dark mage's cape with an embroidered image of a dark mage standing over a black massive dragon which has been recently seared

:nono:

Wow- that's the worst I've seen in a while.

[Methais]

a sinister dark mage's cape with an embroidered image of a dark mage standing over a black massive dragon which has been recently seared

:nono:

When are people gonna realize that clothing/armor items with pictures on them make Freddy Mercury look straight?

[poison_Owns]

a tightly woven cloak worked with a handful of chocolate chip cookies

[Drew]

You see Ana the Rock Collector.
She appears to be a Human.
She is very tall and appears to be in the prime of life. She has emerald lashed, brilliant cobalt green eyes and pale skin. She has shoulder length, wavy sandy blonde hair that has a slender braid at the temple adorned with a tertiary white hawk feather painted with geometric patterns. She has a freckled nose and pale supple lips that accentuate her tiny dimples. Below her left eye is a small, dark birthmark that oddly resembles a poison ivy leaf.
She has a conspicuous blond human tattoo on her wrist, a small empath tattoo on her neck, a little green dot tattoo on her forehead, and a long blond ponytail.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a cobalt blue haon staff adorned with a spiral of blue diamonds in her right hand.
She is wearing a fire pearl inset gold barrette, a soft fuzzy green hat with little untied ear flaps, a translucent amber locket preserving a delicate spiderling, a soft emerald green hooded cloak, a tiny green baby grifflet brooch with bright bulging eyes, an emerald green satin bodice with small shadowy figures peeking from behind the lacing, a black regal griffin insignia, a silvery service medal, a gornar-bound ironwood Adventurer's Guild badge, a droopy-eyed amber hued lizard, a fuzzy green tail with singed ends, a deep pink scarf, a green bank-shaped pack, some pale ivory leather, a poison green wristlet inset with a tiny emerald, an emerald green flask with "ANA" inscribed on the front, an emerald satchel stitched with "Green Stones Only Please" on the flap, a poison green sack clearly marked "non-green stuff", a poison green suede sack threaded with a cloth patch that reads, "Beware of FeFe", an emerald green satin skirt embroidered with little assassin figures running around the hem, a delicate green sapphire infused anklet, and a pair of poison green slippers.


Wow.

[Shada]

See pages 83, 84, 174, 210, and especially 233 for more Ana.

Also, highlight the word "green" for more fun.

[Drew]

See pages 83, 84, 174, 210, and especially 233 for more Ana.

Also, highlight the word "green" for more fun.

LOL I figured I probably wasn't the first person to see that.

[Fallen]

There should be an IC mechanic where you can see which merchant made these items.

[Sylvan Dreams]

an emerald green satin bodice with small shadowy figures peeking from behind the lacing

Creepy.

[Drew]

He is holding a burnished and rusted vultite flamberge in his right hand.



I like adjectives!

[Trallihn]

That sounds like one of those dug up weapons from the EG Graveyard.
They were all "crappy" and "ugly" weapons. Ya'd think it'd be up my alley...

[Shari]

Yeah except...I don't think vultite rusts. And if it were burnished, it would be rubbed with oil, thus making it difficult to rust.

[Devessi]

a gleaming vultite chain trimmed in dark silver and set with a sparkling icy black diamond elegantly cut into the shape of a six tentacled star attached at the belly button

a sylvan runecloak

a deathly white silk maternity gown draped with ebon lace

The things you see waiting around for merchants. Ugh.

[Sweets]

Wasn't the maternity gown available off the rack at EG?

[Devessi]

Wasn't the maternity gown available off the rack at EG?

Oh god, was it? That's even worse than if it was an alter.

[Nilandia]

Back in 2007, yes. It was sold off the rack.

Gretchen

[Renaden]

a meerschaum horse head pipe

Meerschaum... Really, thought that only appeared on the dead sea...

[Drew]

a deathly white silk maternity gown draped with ebon lace


You're telling me this abomination was sold off the rack?

[Asile]

You're telling me this abomination was sold off the rack?

Sadly, yes. Nilandia beat me to the mention that it was available in a shop at EG a while back.

[WRoss]

a meatstained laen shield

....

carried by Lord Rumproast.

[AnticorRifling]

That


is


AWESOME!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

a meerschaum horse head pipe

Meerschaum... Really, thought that only appeared on the dead sea...

The general rule has been if it's found in real life, it can be found in game.

[AnticorRifling]

The general rule has been if it's found in real life, it can be found in game.

Horses....

[MotleyCrew]

a meatstained laen shield

Must have shield bashed Emisluty.

[AnticorRifling]

Must have shield bashed Emisluty. That's it, we're done for the day. MC won. We'll try again tomorrow.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Horses....

There are horses in the game. No mechanics that allow you to ride them, but they're there.

[AnticorRifling]

There are horses in the game. No mechanics that allow you to ride them, but they're there.
Fine, the ability to ride horses :)

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Fuck horse mechanics, I wanted air ships, damn it.

[thefarmer]

Fuck horse mechanics, I wanted air ships, damn it.

You should talk to Ardwen..

[Cephalopod]

Fuck horse mechanics

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Catherine_II_of_Russia.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Catherine_II_of_Russia.jpg

Well played good sir, well played.

[Nilandia]

Nicely done, even if it's a myth.

Gretchen

[Drew]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Catherine_II_of_Russia.jpg

I get it.

[AnticorRifling]

I bet you do. They don't call you walking wind tunnel for nothin.

[Drew]

I bet you do. They don't call you walking wind tunnel for nothin.

I prefer "corn cob storage facility".

[DaCapn]

You tap a massive shadowy black veniom-banded vultite war maul with razor-sharp eonake spikes

weighs 3, HCW, 4x


xxxx put a massive shadowy black veniom-banded vultite war maul with razor-sharp eonake spikes in his wolf hide ankle-sheath.

You hear the faint, faraway howl of a lone wolf as xxxx removes his vultite war maul from his wolf hide ankle-sheath.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1058698&postcount=15

Now you're playing with portals.

[Wrathbringer]

a glaes-hilted sable-hued craquemarte -
It looks like this item has been mainly crafted out of mithril.
A tsark's head with faceted ruby eyes has been carved from flawless translucent glaes and dyed a rich shade of volcanic red. Intricate scales are painstakingly carved into the unusual hilt to add a sense of realism of the beast. A sable-hued mithril blade emerges from the vicious snarl with a slight curve, giving the appearance of an elongated tongue snaking past rows of sharpened teeth. A faint aura of holy light radiates from the craquemarte. You notice Regyy's crafting mark.

Easily the worst weapon alter I've seen in a long time.

[The-Pwny-Express]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1058698&postcount=15

Now you're playing with portals.

NOOOO! I am forever shamed in the bad alters thread! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL Dacapn!.....well...I mean, it's not even really a bad alter...more like just a very unrealistic, mechanical issue.

[Androidpk]

NOOOO! I am forever shamed in the bad alters thread! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO HELL Dacapn!.....well...I mean, it's not even really a bad alter...more like just a very unrealistic, mechanical issue.

It's horrible.

[Drew]

I bought that maul and dyed it, it's so hideous. The previous owner eventually bought it back and chastised me for "ruining" it and altered it back to the original state.

[The-Pwny-Express]

a massive shadowy black veniom-banded vultite war maul with razor-sharp eonake spikes. Hideous? I don't understand.....help me to understand pc reasoning lord....give me the strength to persevere, and to forgive those who live with the sin of jealousy in their hearts. They know not what they do lord! THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO!!! HAVE MERCY ON THEIR WICKED BASTARD SOULS LORD!!! I'M SPEAKING IN TONGUES! LAAA ASHAAALEEEMM LAAAH LAAH BOOO SHALEM! BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH OHHHH!...... :help:

[DCSL]

What the. You know, I never would have even looked closely enough at the recent posts on this thread to discern that you might have been indicated in a break of physics and a faux pas in fashion in GS if you weren't throwing a fucking hissy fit about it.

[Celephais]

There are horses in the game. No mechanics that allow you to ride them, but they're there.


What the. You know, I never would have even looked closely enough at the recent posts on this thread to discern that you might have been indicated in a break of physics and a faux pas in fashion in GS if you weren't throwing a fucking hissy fit about it.
You also wouldn't have gotten to think about the fact that Nikki has attempted to ride horses in GS, but couldn't get the mechanics down (start by going to a lockable room). And that's a picture you just don't want to not have in your mind.

[The-Pwny-Express]

What the. You know, I never would have even looked closely enough at the recent posts on this thread to discern that you might have been indicated in a break of physics and a faux pas in fashion in GS if you weren't throwing a fucking hissy fit about it.

Not really a hissy fit. More like...just very random shit that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. I love random awkwardness. Sarah Silverman type shit. Also, I could only understand about the last 10 or so words in your post. Your incredible intellect was lost on me.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You also wouldn't have gotten to think about the fact that Nikki has attempted to ride horses in GS, but couldn't get the mechanics down (start by going to a lockable room). And that's a picture you just don't want to not have in your mind.

No one wanted to help me learn!

[The-Pwny-Express]

Really Bad Alters 02-08-2010 11:43 PM Sadly, although it may not have been an exemplary use of grammar, it was certainly understandable. She said you dress ugly and you're a bitch about it. - EB


Ohhhhhhh.....gotcha ;) I should clarify my weapon isn't wearable though, but I get it. :thanx: EB

[DCSL]

It's categorized as an accessory.

[EasternBrand]

Really Bad Alters 02-08-2010 11:43 PM Sadly, although it may not have been an exemplary use of grammar, it was certainly understandable. She said you dress ugly and you're a bitch about it. - EB


Ohhhhhhh.....gotcha ;) I should clarify my weapon isn't wearable though, but I get it. :thanx: EB

Sorry, I editorialized. I can help you wear your weapon, though!

[The-Pwny-Express]

Sorry, I editorialized. I can help you wear your weapon, though!

Oh awesome, are you a turn your weapon into a wearable merchant or? OHHH...I get it...hahah oh dang! That's a real knee-slapper!

btw take the dude off ur avatar plz. You don't deserve that

[Dain]

This guy has my vote fore most bad alters.

You see Dunav Sevenclover the Warlock.
He appears to be a Human from Vornavis.
He is shorter than average and appears to be mature. He has piercing bile green eyes and fair skin. He has shoulder length, wavy pink-streaked jet black hair tied into two perky pigtails at the crown of his head with some pretty pink hair ribbons. The lines of his face are soft and almost girlish, an effect heightened by the dimples in his pink cheeks.
He has a tiny crescent of solid silvery grey moonstone in the upper ridge of his left ear, a tattooed strip of crispy bacon within a black circle on his arm, a whorled rainbow glaes hoop capped with silver beads in his lip, a slender pink dreamstone bar in his left eyebrow, and a rune tattoo on his arm.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a stylish pink bow, a gold filigree pink dreamstone earring, a pair of tiny gold bacon earrings, a suede bacon-patterned choker, a rune-etched pink tourmaline necklace, a slender rainbow-hued glass vial on a thin chain, a hooded fiery pink spidersilk cloak clasped with a glimmering rainbow heart, a wide-petaled bright pink rose, a razern-bound ebonwood Adventurer's Guild badge, a wild pink geranium, a winter rose, a pink pearl studded silver buckle, an elegant dawn pink satin bag, a knitted pretty pink poke clasped with some polished pink coral, some polished pink hunting leathers, a baby blue cotton shirt emblazoned with a bold pink heart, a pear-cut pink dreamstone ring, a twisted gold ring, a supple bacon-patterned belt, a pearl-inlaid pink scroll case, a knitted pretty pink pouch, a pretty pink satchel clasped with a paper-wrapped rock, some fitted pink peony pants, some shimmering rainbow socks, and some lacy rose pink shoes.

[Gelston]

a lot of that isn't alters. He has a bunch of critter dropped shit.

[The-Pwny-Express]

This guy has my vote fore most bad alters.

You see Dunav Sevenclover the Warlock.
He appears to be a Human from Vornavis.
He is shorter than average and appears to be mature. He has piercing bile green eyes and fair skin. He has shoulder length, wavy pink-streaked jet black hair tied into two perky pigtails at the crown of his head with some pretty pink hair ribbons. The lines of his face are soft and almost girlish, an effect heightened by the dimples in his pink cheeks.
He has a tiny crescent of solid silvery grey moonstone in the upper ridge of his left ear, a tattooed strip of crispy bacon within a black circle on his arm, a whorled rainbow glaes hoop capped with silver beads in his lip, a slender pink dreamstone bar in his left eyebrow, and a rune tattoo on his arm.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a stylish pink bow, a gold filigree pink dreamstone earring, a pair of tiny gold bacon earrings, a suede bacon-patterned choker, a rune-etched pink tourmaline necklace, a slender rainbow-hued glass vial on a thin chain, a hooded fiery pink spidersilk cloak clasped with a glimmering rainbow heart, a wide-petaled bright pink rose, a razern-bound ebonwood Adventurer's Guild badge, a wild pink geranium, a winter rose, a pink pearl studded silver buckle, an elegant dawn pink satin bag, a knitted pretty pink poke clasped with some polished pink coral, some polished pink hunting leathers, a baby blue cotton shirt emblazoned with a bold pink heart, a pear-cut pink dreamstone ring, a twisted gold ring, a supple bacon-patterned belt, a pearl-inlaid pink scroll case, a knitted pretty pink pouch, a pretty pink satchel clasped with a paper-wrapped rock, some fitted pink peony pants, some shimmering rainbow socks, and some lacy rose pink shoes.

I don't care what anyone says about you, you are the shit sir. A pretty pink satchel clasped with a paper-wrapped rock? That entire outfit is legendary. Your hair "wavy pink-streaked jet black hair tied into two perky pigtails at the crown of his head with some pretty pink hair ribbons"....WOW! Flamer does not even begin to describe. This pioneer has taken it to a whole new level. I salute you, for the time vested/strength of will necessary to bring this ridiculous wtf outfit to fruition so that others might see it and think "holy fuck....." and then go on about their own normal, dull lives. Thank you

[dacatchman]

I don't care what anyone says about you, you are the shit sir. A pretty pink satchel clasped with a paper-wrapped rock? That entire outfit is legendary. Your hair "wavy pink-streaked jet black hair tied into two perky pigtails at the crown of his head with some pretty pink hair ribbons"....WOW! Flamer does not even begin to describe. This pioneer has taken it to a whole new level. I salute you, for the time vested/strength of will necessary to bring this ridiculous wtf outfit to fruition so that others might see it and think "holy fuck....." and then go on about their own normal, dull lives. Thank you

Ask to see what's in his pocket sometime.

I dare you. He lives in mule.

[audioserf]

On the subject of alterations in general (good or bad), my old ranger had a full suite of shadow black sea serpent skin stuff. Cloak, harness, and I think a satchel. I got real lucky with alterer spins/lists that year. Any idea what happened to that stuff? Dude I sold my account to is long gone.

[NicAlbion]

Bought from an auction site for a friend that's helping me.

He is also holding a fragrant bouquet of pure white lilies interwoven with Imaera's lace and tied with ribbons of ice blue and shimmering white silk from in his heavy backpack.

WTF IS THAT?! I want my money back.

I've decided to not give these away, they found themselves in a barrel. Waste of a buck fifty.

[Kamkor]

Found on a table in the Pawnshop.....

Made of the purest silver, this ring has been carefully hammered into a groove which holds a second ring inside of it that rotates. The second ring spins freely with movement of the wearer's hand, and has small images of spiders and skulls, whose eyes are inlaid with tiny dragons-tear rubies, imprinted on the entire surface. Written on the inside of the ring are the words: "To my Pookums with Love, Snugglebunny."

[Loyrl]

I was wondering when Dunav was gonna show up on here. What he holds in his pockets is scary.

[Drew]

A statuesque silken smoke jaguar scrambles out of sight.

[Latrinsorm]

some thigh-high midnight-black zombie skin boots with centaur hide laces and trimmed with golden moonstones

a long sleeveless black hooded cloak with a sinister blood red rose intricately stitched on the back

[Ugotfaced]

It's horrible.

Sorry this is old.. But DID YOU SEE THAT LANCE YOU USED TO OWN? that shit was like 160 characters.

[audioserf]

Man when I got my first alteration ever, in 99 or so, I was like 17 years old and in retrospect it was crazy fucking ugly.

a shadowy black wall shield engraved with a large crimson symbol of Shar

I swear I did not have that autism.

[Ugotfaced]

lol, everyones first alter is usually a fail..

[audioserf]

I like to think I got better but it was probably more like "GMs became more restrictive about alters, prevented teenage retardation from continuing" in my subsequent alters.

But it did not involve the blood of gremlin slayers. No it did not.

[Ugotfaced]

ha, I wanna alter a weapon into a 'gremlin slayer' HA

[dacatchman]

Man I got down rated for telling people to look in Dunav's pocket...

I did warn ya'll.

[Traelin]

and a sinister dark mage's cape with an embroidered image of a dark mage standing over a black massive dragon which has been recently seared.

[Allereli]

and a sinister dark mage's cape with an embroidered image of a dark mage standing over a black massive dragon which has been recently seared.

sounds like they're serving dragon at a luau

[MotleyCrew]

Jorvil removes a vultite maul with an one-eyed plump pumpkin orange rattlesnake wrapped around it from in his sword swallower sheath.

He is wearing a halfling sword swallower-shaped sheath

[DCSL]

I kind of really like the sheath, heh.

[Marl]

some black goatskin boots with the image of a stoic Dhe'nar elf stitched on each side

[Swami71]

some intricate black fighting leathers trimmed in gold with the image of a giantman wielding a claidhmore emblazoned on the front

Turning myself in. Although I didn't make it I do wear it. These are 8x HCP robes.

[DCSL]

How can you wear them if they're fighting you all the time?

[Elgrim]

Not really an alter, but saw this guy today and it made me want to cry to see a ranger dressed like this.


You see Darmargoth.
He appears to be a Human from Hendor.
He is taller than average and appears to be very young. He has piercing dark eyes and tanned skin. He has short, jet black hair. He has an angular face.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a silver-tooled dwarven long bow with diamondback snakeskin braided about its grip in his left hand.
He is wearing a thick rolton hide vest, a crystal amulet, a shiny gold ring, a red crushed silk shirt, a ditty bag, a dark grey snake skin backpack, an enruned snake skin kerchief, a snake-etched silver earring, an old vultite aventail, an agate-inset pewter neckchain, a soft viper skin longcoat, an ochre viper skin overcoat, a coal black vest, a turquoise-bound maoral Adventurer's Guild badge, a White Haven bear head pin, some viper skin gloves, an opaline snowball pin, an oversized instrument satchel, a dark blue viper skin tunic, some rolaren studded elven leathers, some blackened vaalorn arm greaves, an etched red quartz wrist-cuff, an exquisite gold ring, a coal black belt, a grass green viper skin pouch, a snake skin quiver, some coal black serpent skin trousers, some polished imflass leg greaves, and some dark green snake skin boots.



I sense a snake-skin motiff that is destroyed by instrument satchels and various random metal accessories.

Ouch

[Ker_Thwap]

Not an alter, but great bad alter fodder (http://cgi.ebay.com/REALY-RARE-KNIFE_W0QQitemZ220493633781QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_D efaultDomain_210?hash=item335671d8f5).

[Ardwen]

one of Tedra's old armors Swami

[Ugotfaced]

Jorvil removes a vultite maul with an one-eyed plump pumpkin orange rattlesnake wrapped around it from in his sword swallower sheath.

He is wearing a halfling sword swallower-shaped sheath


I like the sheath too, somethin about impaling a halfling that makes me smile.

[Drew]

From a sales thread:

an urglaes Luukosian gauntlet

an invar clasped massive combat case protected by blade-scarred veil-iron plates

[Inspire]

Aubriella offers Roame a pair of fiery jacinth-inset crimson skin dancing slippers.

[NicAlbion]

He has shoulder length, swept back black hair with a strand of white falling in his face.

My current hair style. Decide if it's bad or not.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

He has shoulder length, swept back black hair with a strand of white falling in his face.

My current hair style. Decide if it's bad or not.

Anime-ish which annoys but otherwise, not a big a deal. Fine, actually.

[Latrinsorm]

I literally vomited so hard I literally couldn't type. I had to drive out to God damn Circuit City and buy a new God damned keyboard. This isn't a God damned fable, I hope you're happy.

edit: you = Nerva

[NicAlbion]

I literally vomited so hard I literally couldn't type. I had to drive out to God damn Circuit City and buy a new God damned keyboard. This isn't a God damned fable, I hope you're happy.

edit: you = Nerva

I feel your love.

[Elvenlady]

Aubriella offers Roame a pair of fiery jacinth-inset crimson skin dancing slippers.

Laphrael wept. I know, I witnessed it.

Shortly to be followed by "some delightful high-heeled slippers" which almost broke her.

[oneillseanm]

some intricate black fighting leathers trimmed in gold with the image of a giantman wielding a claidhmore emblazoned on the front


Swami. Alter those. Please.

[Swami71]

one of Tedra's old armors Swami

Don't know who Tedra is. Giant warmage? :shrug:


Swami. Alter those. Please.

They weigh 1 lb and I think the minimum weight for robes is 4 lbs. I don't want to risk a GM messing with the weight. They are on an alt now though. So its not so bad.

[Asrial]

I literally vomited so hard I literally couldn't type. I had to drive out to God damn Circuit City and buy a new God damned keyboard. This isn't a God damned fable, I hope you're happy.Thanks for reminding me of how I lost my job because of Circuit City going out of business a year ago!

Jerk.

;)

[Ugotfaced]

You see Great Lord Bladell WarBred.
He appears to be a Human from Highmount.
He is very tall and appears to be full grown. He has piercing black eyes and pale skin. He has cropped, thick jet black hair. He has a clean-shaven face and broad shoulders.
You can hardly recognize him covered in all that soot and ash!
He has a tattooed symbol of V'Tull on his neck, a black scorpion tattoo on his wrist, a striking serpent tattoo on his chest, a small black dagger tattoo on his wrist, a lightning bolt tattoo on his finger, a Warrior Guild tattoo on his wrist, a spider web tattoo on his wrist, and a deep black deathstone spike in the upper ridge of his left ear.
He is in good shape.
A thick layer of volcanic ash and soot covers a heavily enruned gold ring, a shuttered copper lantern charm, a polished bronze stickpin, an anvil-etched mithril bracer, some enormous black veniom-toed mithril alloy war boots, a massive black veniom-bound mithril alloy war mask, a mithril alloy mesh greatcloak secured with a smooth teardrop-shaped bloodjewel, an oversized shadowy black mithril alloy warclaidh harness clasped with a claidhmore-shaped deathstone, some dark mithril alloy plate emblazoned with a black scimitar on a field of red, a Warrior Guild Master pin, an etched mithril alloy thigh-sheath, a rune-etched mithril alloy earring, a tightly-woven mithril alloy belt, a snake-etched mithril alloy necklace, a winged mithril alloy warhelm, a scimitar talisman crafted of dark mithril alloy and capped with a bloodjewel, a turquoise-bound leather badge, some studded mithril alloy gauntlets, some thick spiked mithril arm greaves, a red V'tull symbol, an antique claidhmore kilt pin, some studded mithril alloy gloves fringed with roa'ter teeth, an archaic mithril alloy pack, a mithril alloy mesh lootbag, a mithril alloy mesh kilt, a gold-embossed mithril alloy sporran, and a superior maoral-handled mithril forging-hammer.


OK, we fucking get it..

[audioserf]

I get the distinct impression that dude may be a Warrior.

[Inspire]

You see Loser the Loresinger.
He appears to be a Human.
He is taller than average and appears to be youthful. He has mismatched dark celestial blue and pale grey eyes and a smooth, healthy tone to his skin. He has chin-length, sleek steel grey hair that falls in tapered layers to partially conceal the right side of his face. He has a delicate face, a small nose and high cheekbones. He has refined, aristocratic features enhanced by a pair of slightly pointed ears, which peek out through his hair.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a mossbark composite bow in his left hand.
He is wearing a sleek silk pouch suspended from a dark golvern chain, a dark spidersilk backpack, a dark golvern mesh cloak with an oversized hood, a high-collared tunic of tiny overlapping dark golvern scales, a shirt of tightly linked dark golvern rings, a round golvern-edged button engraved with "ESCAPE" in large bold letters, a pair of sleek dark silk hand wraps, a low-slung golvern link belt, a dark golvern mesh bag with adjustable straps, a golvern mesh purse, a tightly woven spidersilk sack, some fitted dark chainsil trews bound from knee to ankle in black silk, a pair of dark golvern leg greaves forged to resemble coiled serpents, and a pair of dark golvern-plated boots.

[Ugotfaced]

From a sales thread:

an urglaes Luukosian gauntlet



That thing is bad ass, it wouldn't have sold for like 4-6m if people thought it was a bad alter.

[Cephalopod]

ANGRY BOT SMASH.

[MangoChutnee]

You see XXXXXXXXXX the Churchwarden.
She appears to be a Paradis Halfling.
She is tiny and appears to be in the prime of life. She has bloodshot jade green eyes and bronze skin. She has waist length, shiny bright red hair worn in elaborate braids. She has a delicate face, a small nose and thin lips.
She has a faceted ruby stud in her left nostril, a Cleric's Guild tatooo on her neck, a tattooed symbol of Voln on her wrist, and a tattoo of the Baker's guild on her ankle.
She has an old battle scar across her abdominal area.
She is wearing a chaplet of alternating egg-shaped rubies and black glaes tines, a crystal amulet, a blood-red thorned rose stickpin, a heavily enruned gold ring, a small crystal flask, a rune-etched golden clasp, a small heart-shaped ruby talisman, a jam-spattered tart satchel, an ancient Black Wolf armband, a small Silvergate pin, a dark blue tart-shaped pin, a shimmering red marbrinus hip-scarf, a Truefolk foot hair cape, a veniom-worked survival kit, a linked ruby demon miniature bracelet, a silver cross pendant, a ruby-beaked white kelyn dove, a silver round button, a gold-filigree weapons case, a stylized ruby flame symbol, and a truefolk-crafted banded shield engraved with red stylized flames.

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I actually don't have a problem with the shield, but that cape makes me want to vomit across my monitor. It's like Hannibal's second favorite piece of clothing.

[Loagan]

I mean, they preach to us in this game to stick by the rules, but what the fuck is this?

You see GameMaster Jainna the School Girl.
She appears to be a Human.
She is average height and appears to be very young. She has green rings in her otherwise hazel eyes and lightly sunkissed skin. She has elbow-length, blonde highlighted light brown hair tied up in pigtails with pale blue ribbons. She has a faint pink hue across her cheekbones as if caught in a perpetual blush.
She has an amethyst butterfly tattooed on her left calf, and a tiny pitbull tattooed on the nape of her neck.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a blue and white baseball cap, a small gold star, a pink and blue rhinestone watch, a soft denim school bag, a pale blue thick cotton hoodie, a white cotton tank top, a thingy, an amethyst set silver filigree ring, a bulging magenta musette with various projects protruding from the opening, a pair of denim cut-offs, and a pair of faded magenta flip-flops.

[Vesi]

Most GMs wear OOG items because a GM isn't part of the game. You only see them when you need them for something. They pretty much dress them how they want. Now, their merchants (whom our characters interact with) are usually dressed IC.

[DCSL]

Yeah, I think they're encouraged to dress OOC so that it's more obvious that they are not an IC entity. Less confusion that way.

[WRoss]

Yeah, Emeredan wears a Rose McGowen doll and a Summer Glau doll.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Xixtrataa slings a crimson shield inset with black deathstones in a smiling face off from over her shoulder.

She just got it altered.

Xixtrataa glances at a lemon yellow shield inset with black deathstones in a smiling face in her hand as if it really needs a hug.

[Drew]

That's more just hideously tacky. I kind of like it, in a hideously tacky I'm glad someone made it kind of way.

[Stry]

Xixtrataa slings a crimson shield inset with black deathstones in a smiling face off from over her shoulder.

She just got it altered.

Xixtrataa glances at a lemon yellow shield inset with black deathstones in a smiling face in her hand as if it really needs a hug.


Advertising for Wal-Mart!... I bet her player is an 'associate'.

[MotleyCrew]

Advertising for Wal-Mart!... I bet her player is an 'associate'.

No, she's just fucking stupid. She is so giggley and goofy one would think empath but nope, she's a picker.

[Nilandia]

No, she's just fucking stupid. She is so giggley and goofy one would think empath but nope, she's a picker.
Hey now, wait a minute! Just what are you trying to say here? :squint:

Gretchen

[Asile]

Hey now, wait a minute! Just what are you trying to say here? :squint:

Gretchen

One of two things:

1) All Empaths other than Nilandia and Traiva are "giggly and goofy."

2) All Aelotoi other than Traiva are "giggly and goofy." (For some reason the "giggly and goofy" Aelotoi grate my nerves more than the "giggly and goofy" Empaths, probably because it doesn't help dispel the hugely mistaken thought that Aelotoi are glorified fairies.)

And seeing that shield really doesn't help me get over my morning-sickness-that-lasts-all-day.

[B2]

Rhonilea taps a low-cut form-fitting cinnamon leather half-bodice, which is in her right hand.

Rhonilea taps a raven black leather thigh-sheath embroidered with a slender lockpick set within the image of a lyre, which is in her right hand.

And yet...

(OOC) Rhonilea's player whispers, "The term "thigh-strapped" is problematic since if it were laying on the ground, it wouldn't actually be strapped to a thigh."

(OOC) You quietly whisper to Rhonilea, "Also, it INSPECTS as around the legs."

(OOC) You quietly whisper to Rhonilea, "If I can INSPECT it and tell it's thigh-strapped, I think the adjective would be fine."

(OOC) Rhonilea's player whispers, "As an aside, I would make it a thigh-case if you wanted."

[Praefection]

a V'Tullian dark knight war shroud

[MotleyCrew]

Hey now, wait a minute! Just what are you trying to say here? :squint:

Gretchen

Heh...no insult ment to Nilandia or Traiva, but you know the type. Unfortunately there are so many giggly / goofy ones out there, they are usually the same ones buried in a ton of stupid alters or just junk in general.

[Shari]

Um...I think this thread needs to be revisited:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=7407&highlight

:)

[Stry]

With the festivals coming up.. I've seen a whole bunch of just terrible stuff.


Mistykris taps a pair of sleek thigh-high black leather boots accented with flawless rubies in the shape of kitten paws dangling from the cuffs that she is
wearing.

Galenblackbard puts on a pristine white gold scroll-shaped sigil-etched buckle.



Just... ugh.

[Kitsun]

My characters have always wanted to do wrong things to Miss Kittipurrs!

[Sylvan Dreams]

Suza offers Aneris a thistled vaalin band etched with a rolton surrounded by falling teardrops.

[Shari]

Longest. Features. EVAR.

You see Squire Legionnaire Vilorcasdra the Noblewoman.
She appears to be an Elf.
She is exceptionally tall and appears to be in the spring of life. She has mismatched misty grey and clear-colored eyes and ageless, unlined alabaster skin. She has thigh-length, ashen and eahnor-hued hair cascading down her back in hundreds of intricate elven-styled braids beaded with gold-swept, wyvern-shaped chalcedony. She has a strikingly refined face, a classical nose and tall, elongated ears that protrude through her hair and taper along a graceful crescent into well-defined points.

[Praefection]

Ouch, my eyes. Understated is so much better. :(

[TheLastShamurai]

Longest. Features. EVAR.

You see Squire Legionnaire Vilorcasdra the Noblewoman.
She appears to be an Elf.
She is exceptionally tall and appears to be in the spring of life. She has mismatched misty grey and clear-colored eyes and ageless, unlined alabaster skin. She has thigh-length, ashen and eahnor-hued hair cascading down her back in hundreds of intricate elven-styled braids beaded with gold-swept, wyvern-shaped chalcedony. She has a strikingly refined face, a classical nose and tall, elongated ears that protrude through her hair and taper along a graceful crescent into well-defined points.


Ouch, my eyes. Understated is so much better. :(

Wait until she adds a last name, and house surname!

[Abilene]

One of two things:

1) All Empaths other than Nilandia and Traiva are "giggly and goofy."

2) All Aelotoi other than Traiva are "giggly and goofy." (For some reason the "giggly and goofy" Aelotoi grate my nerves more than the "giggly and goofy" Empaths, probably because it doesn't help dispel the hugely mistaken thought that Aelotoi are glorified fairies.)

And seeing that shield really doesn't help me get over my morning-sickness-that-lasts-all-day.

I think it's more appropriate to compare it with a Venn Diagram.
Not all empaths, and not all Aelotoi are giggly & goofy.

I play an empath, as well as an Aelotoi. Neither of which are remotely giggly or goofy.

[Cephalopod]

I play an empath, as well as an Aelotoi. Neither of which are remotely giggly or goofy.

That's what all the giggly / goofy ones say.

[Abilene]

That's what all the giggly / goofy ones say.

O yea.
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