Picture Post - Post it up

[Kastrel]

diethx leaps out from hiding and mercilessly attacks Kastrel's Ego!
Superb hit!
Kastrel's ego suffers 178 points of damage.
Kastrel's ego falls to the ground before slowly fading away.

Hah, I have no ego, and I CERTAINLY have no such a concept as masculine pride. I consider myself gender-neutral in a world full of sexism.

[Tgo01]

Oh, I guess diethx was spot on then.

[Kastrel]

Oddly enough, I am REGULARLY mistaken for a female in person, and despite my hair, I do not look particularly feminine. My best friend once told me "you aren't ugly, but you would make a hell of an ugly woman". Apparently Occam's Razor says "ugly woman" is simpler than "man with long hair".

[Showal]

I think I saw you on an episode of Catfish.

[diethx]

diethx leaps out from hiding and mercilessly attacks Kastrel's Ego!
Superb hit!
Kastrel's ego suffers 178 points of damage.
Kastrel's ego falls to the ground before slowly fading away.

Ahahaha. I almost want to sig that.

Ok, so let's see a photo, Kastrel. Now I'm curious.

[Kastrel]

Ahahaha. I almost want to sig that.

Ok, so let's see a photo, Kastrel. Now I'm curious.

Here we go.

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[Latrinsorm]

I think it's your forehead. I remember reading somewhere that tall foreheads are associated by hyoo mons with females.

Bob you should mousse it straight up. Mousse the crap out of it!

[Paradii]

A) Kastel, your friend is right, you would be an ugly woman

B) Latrin, stop reading.

[Kastrel]

A) Kastel, your friend is right, you would be an ugly woman

Hahahaha

[msconstrew]

I think it's your forehead. I remember reading somewhere that tall foreheads are associated by hyoo mons with females.

I am going to assume that your use of the word "mons" is meant to be humorous and/or a pun. Nice work.

[diethx]

A) Kastel, your friend is right, you would be an ugly woman

Yes. But, I also get it. There is something weirdly feminine about your face. It's not the hair, though.

[Tgo01]

Yes. But, I also get it. There is something weirdly feminine about your face. It's not the hair, though.

I think the hair is part of it. Plus I think a baby's ass has more hair on it than his face does. Do you wax Kastrel?

[Kastrel]

No, but I really don't like facial hair, and I am very consistant about shaving. It also comes in blonde, were I to let it.

[Tgo01]

I hate facial hair too but I can never get my face that smooth. What's your secret?

[Androidpk]

You lose points for having a Bioshock poster.

[Kastrel]

I wouldn't call it a secret, but I use body soap instead of shaving cream. I don't know if it helps or what, I only do it because I am lazy. I don't use conditioner either.


You lose points for having a Bioshock poster.

I GAIN points for having a Bioshock poster. It fell down because the tape got dry though. =(

[diethx]

You have hair down to the small of your back and you don't condition it? Ok, that's fucking dumb. Sorry.

[msconstrew]

No, but I really don't like facial hair, and I am very consistant about shaving. It also comes in blonde, were I to let it.

At least you're not a stealth ginger.

[Kastrel]

You have hair down to the small of your back and you don't condition it? Ok, that's fucking dumb. Sorry.

I've never needed to. Dumb is buying a hair product I don't need because everyone says its required.

[Latrinsorm]

B) Latrin, stop reading.I had at least two teachers tell me the same thing growing up. One was an English teacher! Can you believe that?
I am going to assume that your use of the word "mons" is meant to be humorous and/or a pun. Nice work.I ripped it off from DS9, and I had never considered that angle, but now I'm wondering if they were remarking on comparative anatomy, or perhaps our enlightened treatment of women!

But it was probably just phonetic coincidence. I can accept no credit!

[Androidpk]

At least you're not a stealth ginger.

Stealth gingers are the worst.

[diethx]

I've never needed to. Dumb is buying a hair product I don't need because everyone says its required.

I call liesssss

[Kastrel]

I call liesssss

I know there is more to it than this, but my hair is incredibly oily, and I actually have to buy "for oily hair" shampoo. Conditioner just makes it feel yuck. I'm not saying my hair might not benefit at all, but it would probably work against me more than it helped.

[Paradii]

Well, we have certainly learned a lot about you and your hair tonight. Next topic, my penis. Can it fit inside a bread box? discuss.

[DCSL]

Kastrel's hair is way shinier than mine. That bitch. Is Paradii's penis? I'm going to go with yes, because that's the most amusing option.

[Tisket]

With room to spare!

[Tisket]

Here we go.

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Put you in green tights and you'd be Link.

Also, you look like you cry easily. True or false.

[Androidpk]

http://i49.tinypic.com/dra6u.jpg

[Paradii]

Kastrel's hair is way shinier than mine. That bitch. Is Paradii's penis? I'm going to go with yes, because that's the most amusing option.

You don't think having a penis the size of a breadbox would be amusing? It'll be like carrying around a duraflame log in your shorts. And by it'll be like, I mean I am carrying around a duraflame log.

[Delias]

You don't think having a penis the size of a breadbox would be amusing? It'll be like carrying around a duraflame log in your shorts. And by it'll be like, I mean I am carrying around a duraflame log.

Where did I leave my lighter...

[AnticorRifling]

Here we go.

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You guys kind of fell off after Mmm Bop.

[AnticorRifling]

My boys have discovered the joy that is playing pac man on a table top:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/anticor/Boysplayingpacman_zps05e22615.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

4563 new toy. RGEI

Here's my new carry knife:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/anticor/NewCRKT_zpsf3fbe424.jpg

It's a Columbia River Knife and Tool (CRKT) M21-02G

[Atlanteax]

Geez, seeing how much older Bob looks now makes me feel old.

[diethx]

Also, you look like you cry easily. True or false.

I didn't need to see his photo to determine that - only read his posts!


You don't think having a penis the size of a breadbox would be amusing? It'll be like carrying around a duraflame log in your shorts. And by it'll be like, I mean I am carrying around a duraflame log.

Ew.

[Tisket]

I didn't need to see his photo to determine that - only read his posts!

All that text? Who has that much time?

[diethx]

Ahahaha fair enough. Although to be honest, I don't even try to skim the walls. Sometimes he'll truncate his thoughts to a paragraph or two.

[Latrinsorm]

Well, we have certainly learned a lot about you and your hair tonight. Next topic, my penis. Can it fit inside a bread box? discuss.Almost anything can fit in a bread box once you dice it, hammer it, burn it, etc.
Here's my new carry knife:I have a two part question: why does your knife have acne, and does that qualify it as an assault knife?

[Tisket]

Almost anything can fit in a bread box once you dice it, hammer it, burn it, etc.I have a two part question: why does your knife have acne, and does that qualify it as an assault knife?

What disturbs me most about your post is the fact that you have my address.

If I suddenly stop posting here, someone notify the appropriate authorities.

[Androidpk]

The black handle and pocket clip make it an assault blade.

[diethx]

What disturbs me most about your post is the fact that you have my address.

I thought the same thing at first, but then realized that he only has my work address. Safer.

[Tisket]

If you don't have a breadbox at your workplace you are even safer.

[Latrinsorm]

What disturbs me most about your post is the fact that you have my address.

If I suddenly stop posting here, someone notify the appropriate authorities.Only your PO box! It's not like I'm going to go to Washington, stake out the post office, and successfully follow you home. You don't signal your turns! This isn't Burn Notice, Tisket, I can't solder a tracking device out of yogurt lids and casually plant it on your car while an English-Indian-Jewish-Austrian-"Irish" seductress lingers pointlessly nearby.
I thought the same thing at first, but then realized that he only has my work address. Safer.I'll just wait until Dex drunk dials Hedensk's former former number, triangulate, zoom in, and enhance. That'll show you, that'll show you all!!! :cry:
The black handle and pocket clip make it an assault blade.Assault blade, I like that better.

[AnticorRifling]

I don't understand the acne question. EXPLAIN!

[Tgo01]

I don't understand the acne question. EXPLAIN!

It has a big red bump. It's not going to the prom anytime soon.

[Androidpk]

I don't understand the acne question. EXPLAIN!

I think he's talking about the holes and dimples on the handle, which I will assume are for the screws, reducing weight, and increasing grip.

[AnticorRifling]

Ahh yes. And the "red bump" is part of the L.A.W.K.S. (Lake and Walker Knife Safety system), basically makes it a fixed blade while engaged and prevents accidental closure if the side lock is depressed.

[Latrinsorm]

Lawksamercy!

I was primarily referring to the three screws in the clip. It's time for these high-magazine clips to be outlaw(r)ed. One screw is sufficient for civilian needs.

[DCSL]

I'll just wait until Dex drunk dials Hedensk's former former number, triangulate, zoom in, and enhance. That'll show you, that'll show you all!!! :cry:

I DO still have that number! Kept it for the lulz. I've left that number scrawled in public places in at least five states. Georgia will make six!

[Divinity]

Here we go.

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Skiwsgaar Skwigelf!

[Drew]

Almost anything can fit in a bread box once you dice it, hammer it, burn it, etc.

The Sausage Maker Meat Cuber (https://www.google.com/shopping/product/10182439105479826559?q=meat%20cuber&hl=en&sqi=2&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42261806,d.eWU&biw=1394&bih=668&sa=X&ei=obMaUbTbD4j49gS1-4DIBA&ved=0CGIQ8wIwAQ)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Here we go.

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Goddamn the women here got ugly :(

[diethx]

I'll just wait until Dex drunk dials Hedensk's former former number, triangulate, zoom in, and enhance. That'll show you, that'll show you all!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Bhaalizmo]

Here's my new carry knife:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/anticor/NewCRKT_zpsf3fbe424.jpg

It's a Columbia River Knife and Tool (CRKT) M21-02G

Nice looking knife, although the handle looks a little thick for my taste. I like em slim because I wear a knife at all times, and I don't like to feel it in my pocket much if at all. Other than that, it looks very sturdy and utilitarian. Probably a hard knife to break.

[Kastrel]

Put you in green tights and you'd be Link.

Also, you look like you cry easily. True or false.

I don't get sad easily, but I cry easily when sad. If that makes sense.

[subzero]

Put you in green tights and you'd be Link.

Also, you look like you cry easily. True or false.

I was thinkin Elron(d)? or whatever the hell that elf from Lord of the Rings is called.


http://i49.tinypic.com/dra6u.jpg

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Androidpk again."

[Kastrel]

I was thinkin Elron(d)? or whatever the hell that elf from Lord of the Rings is called.

Wow, thats one I've never heard. I'll take it.

[Androidpk]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Androidpk again."

You always give the best sloppy rep.

[Latrinsorm]

I was thinkin Elron(d)? or whatever the hell that elf from Lord of the Rings is called.You're thinking Legolas, effeminate archer. Elrond was sword granter, magisterial council holder, overbearing father in law (almost... oops!), Agent Smith.

[diethx]

Yeah... he does not look like Orlando Bloom. Even effeminate Orlando Bloom with girl hair. Not even close.

[Paradii]

You're thinking Legolas, effeminate archer. Elrond was sword granter, magisterial council holder, overbearing father in law (almost... oops!), Agent Smith.


Actually, the head is too boxy for either Legolas or Elrond. Of all the elves, I'd say Haldir of Lorien would be the best fit.

Image inserted for individuals less in the know.

http://jmsstyxnyes.tripod.com/lotr/haldir/haldir04.jpg

[Paradii]

Btw, that sound you are all hearing is "ding ding ding, we have a winner"

[Androidpk]

Btw, that sound you are all hearing is "ding ding ding, we have a winner"

I think you're correct.

[Kastrel]

I'll take Haldir.

[Tgo01]

I'll take Haldir.

We know you would, Kastrel. We know you would.

[Divinity]

I'm seriously the only one that sees it?

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[Tgo01]

I'm seriously the only one that sees it?

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The frown on both pictures is almost identical!

[Kastrel]

Heh, another contender!

[Androidpk]

Haldir would not be pleased.

http://i46.tinypic.com/e9ue5z.jpg

[Kastrel]

He's got a bit of a skin condition there. A little makeup will clear that right up.

[Divinity]

Haha. I think Haldir's face is too square. Iono... murmaider could be the winner.

[Paradii]

Haha. I think Haldir's face is too square. Iono... murmaider could be the winner.


You think Haldir's face is too square? Carpenters used Kastrel's head to frame roofs. C'mon!

[Kastrel]

You think Haldir's face is too square? Carpenters used Kastrel's head to frame roofs. C'mon!

Incoming: a picture of a carpenter's toolbox with my face photoshopped inside of it.

[subzero]

Yeah... he does not look like Orlando Bloom. Even effeminate Orlando Bloom with girl hair. Not even close.

I was mostly commenting on the hair.

[Back]

Dinner tonight and snacks for weeks to come. Strombolistein lives again!

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[B4Hand]

21 years ago we had our first date on Valentine's Day. We had an awesome night, recreating our first date. <3
http://i.imgur.com/cra3W43.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/aXz8Akh.jpg

[Divinity]

Happy Birthday and glad you had a good time! :)

[Tisket]

B4Hand always seems to have that slightly rumpled, post coitus look to her.

[Delias]

B4Hand always seems to have that slightly rumpled, post coitus look to her.

So we should...congratulate her?

[Tisket]

Well, at the very least, we should envy her.

[Gnome Rage]

This was my valentines gift box to my Russian pal (http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2u4stqc&s=6) :) Had a really nice valentines, makin shrimp scampi tonightt.

[Atlanteax]

This was my valentines gift box to my Russian pal (http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2u4stqc&s=6) :) Had a really nice valentines, makin shrimp scampi tonightt.

Heh, Booze for the Russian ... and dear gods, green fingernails??? O_o

[Gnome Rage]

Heh, Booze for the Russian ... and dear gods, green fingernails??? O_o
Interestingly, no vodka though, I figured he has 1-2 bottles AT ALL TIMES so I didn't need to get that.

They were red and pink alternating and the pink have hearts on them. Now they're pink and green alternating with hearts on the pink because I was lazy and the red was being weird and I needed to fix a huge smudge lol.

[Lolleia]

http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc483/sbearington/pony_zps4186fd43.jpg

We got a pony!!

[AnticorRifling]

Should have gone with a quad, they don't eat as much!

[Androidpk]

Yeah but when shit hits the fan you can always eat the pony. You can't eat a quad.

[AnticorRifling]

Put enough ketchup on something and it will taste like ketchup.

[Lolleia]

Yeah but when shit hits the fan you can always eat the pony. You can't eat a quad.

This. The pony is part of my zombie apocalypse preparedness plan.

The kids think I got it just because I love them, shows what they know!

[4a6c1]

Holy shit your kid is so fucking adorable. And grats on the pony but zombies kill those before they kill people so it won't help you. Don't believe me?? WHEN HAVE YOU SEEN HORSES IN ZOMBIE MOVIES??!

[Androidpk]

WHEN HAVE YOU SEEN HORSES IN ZOMBIE MOVIES??!

28 Days Later.

[msconstrew]

28 Days Later.

There were also horses in the first season of the Walking Dead.

[Lolleia]

Yup, I'm gonna be holed up on a farm Hershel-style, eating pony sammiches.

[msconstrew]

Yup, I'm gonna be holed up on a farm Hershel-style, eating pony sammiches.

Hey, the French eat horse. You can just claim you're being cosmopolitan and European.

[Some Rogue]

Hey, the French eat horse. You can just claim you're being cosmopolitan and European.

Especially when you stop showering because there's no running water.

[Kastrel]

There were also horses in the first season of the Walking Dead.

There were horses in the first episode of the Walking Dead. Guess what WASN'T in the second episode of Walking Dead?

That said, yeah, they did show up again in season 2.

[4a6c1]

28 Days Later.

So rage virus does not apply to horses. Interesting.

[TheEschaton]

So, zombie apocalypse, dress like a horse.

[4a6c1]

Only if it starts with monkeys

[Latrinsorm]

So, zombie apocalypse, dress like a horse.The furries were right all along!

[thefarmer]

Yup, I'm gonna be holed up on a farm Hershel-style, eating pony sammiches.


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3o69DLFcCMA/TAkGaPrNFrI/AAAAAAAAEB0/2_-EwBHIsjY/s1600/my-little-pony-meat.jpg

[msconstrew]

There were horses in the first episode of the Walking Dead. Guess what WASN'T in the second episode of Walking Dead?

That said, yeah, they did show up again in season 2.

Gee, I thought that my profession made me the most pedantic person on these boards. Glad to see I was wrong.

[4a6c1]

Penzoil building up close and personal.

http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/20130222_155423_zps30e58f87.jpg
http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/20130222_155419_zpseeaf5f25.jpg

[Back]

We are gearing up for a very busy night. Fully booked until 8:30pm. No room for walk ins. 2 hour wait. On nights like this I like to be a raging liberal and buy everyone something from the gas station out of my own pocket. Believe me it is money well spent. Mwah ha ha!

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[Delias]

We are gearing up for a very busy night. Fully booked until 8:30pm. No room for walk ins. 2 hour wait. On nights like this I like to be a raging liberal and buy everyone something from the gas station out of my own pocket. Believe me it is money well spent. Mwah ha ha!

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Trying to use this to establish an alibi?

[Parkbandit]

We are gearing up for a very busy night. Fully booked until 8:30pm. No room for walk ins. 2 hour wait. On nights like this I like to be a raging liberal and buy everyone something from the gas station out of my own pocket. Believe me it is money well spent. Mwah ha ha!

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$56? Easy big spender...

[Atlanteax]

$56 in foodstuff from a gas station ... no wonder Back is such a hit with the women.

[Paradii]

Gee, I thought that my profession made me the most pedantic person on these boards. Glad to see I was wrong.

You mention your job in every post. We are glad your are employed. Bugger off.

[4a6c1]

You mention your job in every post. We are glad your are employed. Bugger off.

Speaking of colorful plumage! I was bound to think of Paradii today when I saw this reddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/birding

[Asile]

So long as it tastes as good as it looks, the time spent will have been worth it. MIL's birthday cake (devil's food cake under the homemade buttercream frosting):

http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq162/asile13/030220131045_zps1171ae31.jpg

[msconstrew]

You mention your job in every post. We are glad your are employed. Bugger off.

Fuck off, yourself. I have no interests other than my job and am intrinsically uninteresting. If you hate it so much, put me on "ignore".

Also, learn to proofread.

[Methais]

I never really noticed it. Maybe it's a lawyer thing though. Or maybe msconstrew and TheE are distant relatives. Or possibly the same person. Or maybe TheE has two accounts and this is his way of expressing a virtual gender identity crisis.

I mean after all, we've never seen them both post at the same time.

I'M ONTO YOU!!!!!!11

[DCSL]

I have no interests other than my job and am intrinsically uninteresting.

Sadly, this. I try to rein it in but I have limited success, especially lately. I can talk about domestic pets. Almost all domestic pets, all aspects of care. ALL THE TIME. I can talk about books/reading. Third option is to talk about GS. If I'm in mixed company that doesn't have anything to do with any of those things, I fall back on my desperation measures: Talk about random things that piss me off. What Grinds My Gears. After that, my conversational well runs dry.

So uh.. Stef, I hope you're prepared with other topics of conversation.

[Paradii]

Fuck off, yourself. I have no interests other than my job and am intrinsically uninteresting. If you hate it so much, put me on "ignore".

Also, learn to proofread.


I try to make the world a better place rather than simply ignoring problems. You stroking out over a comment is far more interesting than your standard run of the mill bullshit.

[Paradii]

Speaking of colorful plumage! I was bound to think of Paradii today when I saw this reddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/birding

In addition to that one, I am also subscribed to the following:
r/ornithology
r/birdpics
r/whatisthisbird
r/biology
r/ecology
r/conservation

[msconstrew]

Sadly, this. I try to rein it in but I have limited success, especially lately. I can talk about domestic pets. Almost all domestic pets, all aspects of care. ALL THE TIME. I can talk about books/reading. Third option is to talk about GS. If I'm in mixed company that doesn't have anything to do with any of those things, I fall back on my desperation measures: Talk about random things that piss me off. What Grinds My Gears. After that, my conversational well runs dry.

So uh.. Stef, I hope you're prepared with other topics of conversation.

The worst part about it is that all my friends are lawyers (and most are married to lawyers), so the conversation always ends up being, "AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH JUDGE SUMI, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT." Eh. It does not particularly bother me; I love my profession.


I try to make the world a better place rather than simply ignoring problems. You stroking out over a comment is far more interesting than your standard run of the mill bullshit.

If you think that's me stroking out, you are incorrect. I do, however, think you are a pompous ass and I am sorry for all the nice things I ever said about your german wirehair pointer. My family owns them and we all hunt; apparently owning such a dog doesn't automatically imply awesomeness.

[Latrinsorm]

Sadly, this. I try to rein it in but I have limited success, especially lately. I can talk about domestic pets. Almost all domestic pets, all aspects of care. ALL THE TIME. I can talk about books/reading. Third option is to talk about GS. If I'm in mixed company that doesn't have anything to do with any of those things, I fall back on my desperation measures: Talk about random things that piss me off. What Grinds My Gears. After that, my conversational well runs dry.

So uh.. Stef, I hope you're prepared with other topics of conversation.You should carry copies of your novel! I would read it, and I am in every way representative of the general populace.
I try to make the world a better place rather than simply ignoring problems. You stroking out over a comment is far more interesting than your standard run of the mill bullshit.I am reminded of Fallen's commentary on Tisket v. Rojo. But also I am reminded of Tisket v. Rojo, so it is time for split focus passive-aggressive teariness.

:tear:

[Paradii]

The worst part about it is that all my friends are lawyers (and most are married to lawyers), so the conversation always ends up being, "AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH JUDGE SUMI, YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT." Eh. It does not particularly bother me; I love my profession.



If you think that's me stroking out, you are incorrect. I do, however, think you are a pompous ass and I am sorry for all the nice things I ever said about your german wirehair pointer. My family owns them and we all hunt; apparently owning such a dog doesn't automatically imply awesomeness.

So let me get this straight, you don't like me so you are sorry you said nice things about my dog? How am I the more mature person in this argument?

Insert something here about handing out law degrees to anyone.

[msconstrew]

So let me get this straight, you don't like me so you are sorry you said nice things about my dog? How am I the more mature person in this argument?

Insert something here about handing out law degrees to anyone.

1) I didn't realize we were debating maturity; the discourse did not discuss maturity.
2) They sure do hand out law degrees to anyone, but I got one from a good law school. My maturity or lack thereof did not affect my ability to get good grades or a good LSAT score, and it has also not affected my ability to be professionally successful. GO FIGURE.

[TheEschaton]

Well, methais, if you want, I can talk about WoW at length instead of my job....


...but that's about it.

[diethx]

So uh.. Stef, I hope you're prepared with other topics of conversation.

Accounting? Heh, heh.

[Paradii]

Speaking of colorful plumage! I was bound to think of Paradii today when I saw this reddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/birding


Oh shit I forgot this one:
http://www.reddit.com/r/birdswitharms

[DCSL]

You should carry copies of your novel! I would read it, and I am in every way representative of the general populace.

Oh my god. I haven't even let an alpha reader touch any of my stories outside of a couple of short ones that were magazine/internet published. I almost feel shy, like these crazy survival horror-fantasy stories convey something personal about me. Which they probably do. Relatively-impersonal-internet-reader-whom-I-have-only-met-once might be a position option. You are nicely detail-oriented... Hm.

[DCSL]

Accounting? Heh, heh.

Well. I DO need some sleep. Kidding! Kidding. I'll take tales of corporate life.

[TheEschaton]

I'll read your shit. ;)

[subzero]

I'll read your shit. ;)

I didn't know you were a scatologist. Talk about dirty jobs...

[diethx]

Well. I DO need some sleep. Kidding! Kidding. I'll take tales of corporate life.

I am so hungry. I should've made the reservation earlier this week. :(

I was going to wear my super hot skinny jeans to avoid eating too much, but said fuck it and put on my "skinny" cords which are like.. way too big. Because I'm going to eat the fuck out of that place.

[DCSL]

I didn't know you were a scatologist. Talk about dirty jobs...

Haven't you been paying attention? He's a LAWYER.

That said.. E, your enthusiasm is frightening.

[DCSL]

I am so hungry. I should've made the reservation earlier this week. :(

I was going to wear my super hot skinny jeans to avoid eating too much, but said fuck it and put on my "skinny" cords which are like.. way too big. Because I'm going to eat the fuck out of that place.

I haven't eaten anything but coffee all day. Sadly, I won't have time to clean up and change like I thought so you'll get me in business casual with a light coating of dog hair. It'll be light 'cause I'll run a sticky roller over myself but nothing gets EVERYTHING.

[diethx]

Aww, your stomach probably shrunk up and you won't be able to eat much. Poor you. And yeah I don't care how you're dressed. This place doesn't have a dress code or anything, either, so jeans or whatever works if you wanna change all quick-like.

[Delias]

Aww, your stomach probably shrunk up and you won't be able to eat much. Poor you. And yeah I don't care how you're dressed. This place doesn't have a dress code or anything, either, so jeans or whatever works if you wanna change all quick-like.

I say she should just go topless. Be bold, Dex.

[subzero]

Haven't you been paying attention? He's a LAWYER.

That said.. E, your enthusiasm is frightening.

Since when did lawyers read turds? That sounds an awful lot like scatology to me. As a lawyer, you may see and deal with a lot of turds, but reading them is a whole different thing.

[DCSL]

Since when did lawyers read turds? That sounds an awful lot like scatology to me. As a lawyer, you may see and deal with a lot of turds, but reading them is a whole different thing.

http://thumbsnap.com/sc/G7tJm3ot.gif

[TheEschaton]

Haven't you been paying attention? He's a LAWYER.

That said.. E, your enthusiasm is frightening.


I like to read, I like to write, don't see what the issue is. ;)

[4a6c1]

In addition to that one, I am also subscribed to the following:
r/ornithology
r/birdpics
r/whatisthisbird
r/biology
r/ecology
r/conservation

Nice. Geeky! Geez, there's a reddit for everything.

Hands down, my fav is r/propagandaposters. That one can give me warm fuzzies to turn around even the worst of days. Now if I could just find a reddit similar to my favorite linkedin group Polar Professionals...i'd be golden!

[4a6c1]

Oh shit I forgot this one:
http://www.reddit.com/r/birdswitharms

not clicking. :(

[Latrinsorm]

Oh my god. I haven't even let an alpha reader touch any of my stories outside of a couple of short ones that were magazine/internet published. I almost feel shy, like these crazy survival horror-fantasy stories convey something personal about me. Which they probably do. Relatively-impersonal-internet-reader-whom-I-have-only-met-once might be a position option. You are nicely detail-oriented... Hm.You won't regret it, ask PB!

[Latrinsorm]

not clicking. :(You're missing out (on the duck-billed duck pegasus of Barad-dûr) (Barad-dûck!).

[B4Hand]

What is this? I can eat it?
http://i.imgur.com/HRvls2Q.jpg

Numm!
http://i.imgur.com/ZmCqzwg.jpg

Wow..Pizza is AWESOME!
http://i.imgur.com/KEWfJ1Y.jpg

I love being Lolli to this sweet baby, very thankful her Mommy sends me lots of pictures. She'll be a year old on the 22nd.

[DCSL]

The only thing you guys get from my confrontation with diethx's overwhelming awesomeness:

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll165/dexcsl/CAM00051_zps65e49616.jpg

Uncircumcised penis cheesy bread rolls.

[4a6c1]

So are you guys talking about accounting or domesticated animals. Because I've been sitting here waiting for an update.

[diethx]

Those rolls are so good. The only thing that would have made that photo better is if you put the roll next to a piece of bacon.

eta: Also, I realized at some point going up 75 that I probably should not have been driving. :(

I haven't done that since a Metallica concert in 2004. Bad Stef.

[DCSL]

So are you guys talking about accounting or domesticated animals. Because I've been sitting here waiting for an update.

We were talking about domesticated animals virtually the whole time.


eta: Also, I realized at some point going up 75 that I probably should not have been driving.

I haven't done that since a Metallica concert in 2004. Bad Stef.

Really? I will exchange alcohol tolerance levels with you in a heartbeat. Whatever they called that cane sugar liquor they gave me.. that stuff was like nothing. I should have ordered vodka straight up but I feel like an alcoholic when I order liquor straight. So, mixed drinks.

On the plus side, the beer made you laugh at my sarcasm and my shit-that-pisses-me-off tirades so that was good.

[diethx]

Yeah, I know, I'm a lightweight. I was fairly drunk throughout a good portion of the meal. The third beer was probably not the smartest of ideas. I was buzzed driving home for sure. Those cunts seriously were rushing us out the door, though. :(

[Allereli]

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My niece Kate with the billy bob teeth pacifier I got her

[4a6c1]

:r

[Gizmo]

Random crap...W.I.P Full Arm Sleeve/Cover Ups I've been doing work on every two weeks or so....And a poor cat, that HATES the vet...

http://imageshack.us/a/img254/9338/innerh.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img14/641/cthulhumu.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img600/314/fatcatb.jpg

[4a6c1]

cool. i need more tats

[Delias]

cool. i need more tats

I have one on my shoulder that has just been an outline for 12 years. I got called into work while it was getting done, and just never managed to get back in the chair. Then a change in ideology and income just made it pointless to finish. Needs a cover. In face, of the four tattoos I have, I want to cover three of them I think.

[thefarmer]

You should take out adds on your body from companies as supplemental income.

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/251315/slide_251315_1536551_free.jpg?1347996339000

[Some Rogue]

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/86/f161d3ebb0ce433890a5cb6d48d15d29/l.jpg

[Lady Lightning]

[QUOTE=Gizmo;1509210]Random crap...W.I.P Full Arm Sleeve/Cover Ups I've been doing work on every two weeks or so....And a poor cat, that HATES the vet...

http://imageshack.us/a/img254/9338/innerh.jpg

omg j! how could you do that right to your armpit? ::whimper::

[Gizmo]

You should take out adds on your body from companies as supplemental income.

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/251315/slide_251315_1536551_free.jpg?1347996339000

Damn, I should do that with like Oscar Meyer or something...

[Gizmo]

[QUOTE=Gizmo;1509210]Random crap...W.I.P Full Arm Sleeve/Cover Ups I've been doing work on every two weeks or so....And a poor cat, that HATES the vet...

http://imageshack.us/a/img254/9338/innerh.jpg

omg j! how could you do that right to your armpit? ::whimper::

I'm glossy, that's why....That pic though was done like right after I got it done, it looks all black in my damn armpit from the excess ink and stuff when she wiped me down. Clearly you and I know I'm a ginger

[Tisket]

It looks like a child scribbled on your arm.

[4a6c1]

I have one on my shoulder that has just been an outline for 12 years. I got called into work while it was getting done, and just never managed to get back in the chair. Then a change in ideology and income just made it pointless to finish. Needs a cover. In face, of the four tattoos I have, I want to cover three of them I think.

Wow, what are they of?


You should take out adds on your body from companies as supplemental income.

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/251315/slide_251315_1536551_free.jpg?1347996339000

I was about to scoff at the idea of renting myself out to monied gentlemen. Who am I kidding. I'm like a walking Redbull advert. I might as well get paid for wearing their mark.

[TheEschaton]

I have two tattoos and neither of them do I want to cover up. In fact, I need them retouched, and then maybe I can start thinking about new ones. I could probably get away with a half sleeve if I never rolled up the sleeves of my shirt.

If only I wasn't 150k in debt from school. Hmmmm.

I know a girl who went totally corporate, and defies it by having every inch of her clothed body covered in tattoos. On the outside, in a suit, she looks like a totally normal lawyer lady with maybe an extra ear piercing that's quite risque enough in the NYC legal scene. After work in a tank top, she looks like a biker chick...except her face, hands, and lower legs.

[Delias]

Wow, what are they of?


The one on my back is an angel, the one on my calf is a piece of shit tribal tattoo that was my friends first tattoo (like seriously, bought a tattoo gun on the internet kind of first tattoo. He's actually good at it now, though.) and another one just above my knee that for some reason I could not sit still for. It didn't hurt exactly... more like it tickled the nerve like crazy and I couldn't keep my leg still... so it looks sort of like a bearded skull instead of a fanged skull.

I got all of them between the ages of 16 and 17. It's not really surprising to me that I want the majority covered up. The only one I really still like is also (sigh) a tribal style but it is clearly an eagle in profile. It's done in a variety of blues, from midnight to country.

Anyway, the tattoos I have decided I want as an adult are not ones that I can really afford, even though I am technically an adult.

[msconstrew]

I just don't get tattoos.

[TheEschaton]

Some of us like pain. ;)

[msconstrew]

They just never look right to me and I know I sound like an old lady, but I don't find them in any way attractive on men or women.

[Ryvicke]

They just never look right to me and I know I sound like an old lady, but I don't find them in any way attractive on men or women.

I have none either just cause I think it's impossible for me to pull the trigger on all my sweet tattoo ideas that I later realize are fucking horrible.

Once in 2002 I was partying with a bunch of scene kids in Minneapolis every weekend and I thought for sure I needed a tattoo to have sex with them. I was so close to getting the Zelda triforce and/or a drawing of a bird from an ornithological reference textbook. Then, at the last second, one of them had sex with me (she had a huge personalized belt buckle that said BANANAS) and I avoided needing the tattoo.

Then I just went back to eating baked potatoes and playing gemstone in my dorm room.

[Hedensk]

Just because its been a while.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/image_zpsc206168e.jpg

[Delias]

Just because its been a while.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/image_zpsc206168e.jpg

Just made my day, thank you.

[Asha]

I have none either just cause I think it's impossible for me to pull the trigger on all my sweet tattoo ideas that I later realize are fucking horrible.

Once in 2002 I was partying with a bunch of scene kids in Minneapolis every weekend and I thought for sure I needed a tattoo to have sex with them. I was so close to getting the Zelda triforce and/or a drawing of a bird from an ornithological reference textbook. Then, at the last second, one of them had sex with me (she had a huge personalized belt buckle that said BANANAS) and I avoided needing the tattoo.

Then I just went back to eating baked potatoes and playing gemstone in my dorm room.

:lol: That really made me laugh out loud, like 3 different times.

[Gizmo]

It's not an Octopus Penis! It's CTHULHU!!! Actually, the cover of the book too for the most part.

Google itttt!

[4a6c1]

Whoa, still smokin, viking chick.

[Savrin]

I've been bored lately so I decided to do a couple of things that I've either never done before, or haven't done in a long time. I can now scratch posting a shirtless picture of myself on the internet off the list.

4648

[Delias]

No more job means no more mandatory hair styles.

http://i.imgur.com/6ifdzn9l.jpg

and then my wife took a picture of it from behind, for some reason.

http://i.imgur.com/f1dlmM5l.jpg

It looks better when I put stuff in it. Got caught out in the snow, though, and the water just knocked all the "product" right out of it.

[Asha]

''product''?

:(

[Delias]

''product''?

:(

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=414017&catid=183510&aid=338666&aparam=goobase_filler

edit: I really wish the end of the link wasn't "goobase filler".

[Parkbandit]

''product''?

:(

Seriously.

[Delias]

It has been about seven or eight years since I had a haircut that required any work besides washing it. Taking an extra 30 seconds in the morning to put gel or mouse or pomade or whatever the fuck this stuff is, is alright. I don't know what it is, it feels kind of like lotion? Product seemed the appropriate term for something I couldn't quite identify.

[AnticorRifling]

1 - You're using an axe product...stop unless you're still in high school.

2 - It's hair gel. Product is what you would call it if you were called up to stand in as a host for Queer Eye.

[Atlanteax]

1 - You're using an axe product...stop unless you're still in high school.

2 - It's hair gel. Product is what you would call it if you were called up to stand in as a host for Queer Eye.

I dunno, Delias is already halfway there...

[Delias]

1 - You're using an axe product...stop unless you're still in high school.

2 - It's hair gel. Product is what you would call it if you were called up to stand in as a host for Queer Eye.

As I said, I haven't used anything in years. I don't even know if they still make what I used to use... so I grabbed the first thing I saw that appeared to do the job. I will try harder next time to find a gel more pleasing to your sense of the appropriate.

[Allereli]

1 - You're using an axe product...stop unless you're still in high school.

Does it smell like other Axe products? You're likely losing sex because of it.

[Gizmo]

It looked normal from the front, then you had to post a pic from the back as well.

You look like this gay kid I knew in Middle School with the same Haircut :(

[Delias]

It looked normal from the front, then you had to post a pic from the back as well.

You look like this gay kid I knew in Middle School with the same Haircut :(

You're welcome for the stroll down memory lane.

[Delias]

Does it smell like other Axe products? You're likely losing sex because of it.

Pretty much just smells mildly like mint.

[Parkbandit]

It looked normal from the front, then you had to post a pic from the back as well.

You look like this gay kid I knew in Middle School with the same Haircut :(

That's the look he was going for.

Seriously though, if you just shaved that mess off, you wouldn't have to use "product" in it. Sure, kids would try and put fake eyes, noses, mouths, ears, etc... in your face.. but think of the money you would save on "product"!

[Delias]

That's the look he was going for.

Seriously though, if you just shaved that mess off, you wouldn't have to use "product" in it. Sure, kids would try and put fake eyes, noses, mouths, ears, etc... in your face.. but think of the money you would save on "product"!

I know you want me bald so that we can be on equal footing, gramps, but I got a little tired of people assuming I was a white supremacist. Let me have my fun- it is a rare enough occurrence for me.

[Sean]

I think it looks a little strange because the top isn't as wide as the rest of your head. But hey if you like it then roll with it.

[Tisket]

I think it looks a little strange because the top isn't as wise as the rest of your head. But hey if you like it then roll with it.

quoting before you can correct it because it made me laugh

[4a6c1]

Delias looks like this IT dude I know. Needs more blue wires hanging everywhere.

[Sean]

Inappropriate tisket! Inappropriate.

[Delias]

I think it looks a little strange because the top isn't as wide as the rest of your head. But hey if you like it then roll with it.

it spreads out as it settles. It's really not a very good picture of it.

[AnticorRifling]

it spreads out as it settles. It's really not a very good picture of it.


Medium fade, #2 on the sides, scissor trim the top to 1/4in, block the back.

There go tell a barber to do that, you're welcome.

[Parkbandit]

I know you want me bald so that we can be on equal footing, gramps, but I got a little tired of people assuming I was a white supremacist. Let me have my fun- it is a rare enough occurrence for me.

There's nothing you could possibly do that would elevate you to equal footing.

I'm "bald" by design. #2 blade over the sides.. #3 on top. The wife's been doing my hair now for 8 years since I left my corporate job.

I've saved so much money on shampoo, conditioner and "product".......

[Parkbandit]

Medium fade, #2 on the sides, scissor trim the top to 1/4in, block the back.

There go tell a barber to do that, you're welcome.

Scissors are for pussies. #3 on top.

I do want to shave my head bald one day.. my wife hates the idea. The shortest I ever had it was #0 all over.. and the only reason I did that was because I was trimming up my facial hair in preperation for a clean shave.. and noticed my wife missed a spot on my head.

Come to find out, you really can notice a difference between a #3 and no blade.....

[Delias]

There's nothing you could possibly do that would elevate you to equal footing.

I'm "bald" by design. #2 blade over the sides.. #3 on top. The wife's been doing my hair now for 8 years since I left my corporate job.

I've saved so much money on shampoo, conditioner and "product".......

As an asshole myself, I normally don't say this but, is there ever a time when you aren't a dickbag?

[Tisket]

As an asshole myself, I normally don't say this but, is there ever a time when you aren't a dickbag?

It was funny. Learn to laugh at yourself!

[Latrinsorm]

It has been about seven or eight years since I had a haircut that required any work besides washing it. Taking an extra 30 seconds in the morning to put gel or mouse or pomade or whatever the fuck this stuff is, is alright. I don't know what it is, it feels kind of like lotion? Product seemed the appropriate term for something I couldn't quite identify.The correct term is "golf club". And I recommend Garnier Fructis: better smell, looks less obvious, cuter containers.
Medium fade, #2 on the sides, scissor trim the top to 1/4in, block the back.

There go tell a barber to do that, you're welcome.Barber, is that like a hairdresser?

[Delias]

It was funny. Learn to laugh at yourself!

Sorry, I guess just having never told another human that they were beneath me made me feel extra sensitive to someone doing it to me. I will now guffaw to appease you.

[Tisket]

Sorry, I guess just having never told another human that they were beneath me made me feel extra sensitive to someone doing it to me. I will now guffaw to appease you.

Lots of people are beneath me. And I tell them so regularly.

[TheEschaton]

Wait, PB is bald? There goes my picture of him as a wrinklier, older, less dead Walter Matheiu or however the hell you spell his name.

[Some Rogue]

Lots of people are beneath me. And I tell them so regularly.

You can be on top of me anytime. :drool:

[Tisket]

You can be on top of me anytime. :drool:

I'm telling Lia!

Oh and bring her along too.

[Parkbandit]

Wait, PB is bald? There goes my picture of him as a wrinklier, older, less dead Walter Matheiu or however the hell you spell his name.

I wear my hair short.. which is not the same as bald.

I look nothing like Walter Matheiu. I've been told I look like Tom Hanks and/or Bruce Willis with hair.

[Parkbandit]

As an asshole myself, I normally don't say this but, is there ever a time when you aren't a dickbag?

If by dickbag you mean sugar coat the truth?

Not often.

Sorry your feelings were hurt.

(not really)

[Some Rogue]

I'm telling Lia!

Oh and bring her along too.

http://runnintochicago.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/36ab04fd53fdecfa.jpg

[Tisket]

lol

[Some Rogue]

I wear my hair short.. which is not the same as bald.

I look nothing like Walter Matheiu. I've been told I look like Tom Hanks and/or Bruce Willis with hair.

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002601829/377826008_Bussom_Buddies_Tom_Hanks_answer_1_xlarge .jpeg

http://www.chorvaloo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/willis-bra-wig.jpg

[Delias]

If by dickbag you mean sugar coat the truth?

Not often.

Sorry your feelings were hurt.

(not really)

Listen up, shitsipper, and let me clue you in. Life just is. There are no rules for winning, therefore, you cannot win. If you cannot win, placement is irrelevant. Another hint- a matter of opinion cannot ever be classified as "the truth".

[cor aut mors]

I almost didn't reconize him but Tom Hanks kinda looks like that kid Zac from Saved By The Bell in that picture..

[Warriorbird]

I picture PB as looking like David Huddleston or an old bitter John C Reilly.

[Parkbandit]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002601829/377826008_Bussom_Buddies_Tom_Hanks_answer_1_xlarge .jpeg

http://www.chorvaloo.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/willis-bra-wig.jpg

I fucking hate you so much right now.

[Parkbandit]

I picture PB as looking like David Huddleston or an old bitter John C Reilly.

You should spend far less time imagining what I look like IMO.

[Parkbandit]

Listen up, shitsipper, and let me clue you in. Life just is. There are no rules for winning, therefore, you cannot win. If you cannot win, placement is irrelevant. Another hint- a matter of opinion cannot ever be classified as "the truth".

There's a reason most people call you a loser.. and it's not because you are "winning" anything.

[Delias]

There's a reason most people call you a loser.. and it's not because you are "winning" anything.

Most people don't. Mostly it's just you.

[Warriorbird]

You should spend far less time imagining what I look like IMO.

I dunno. It isn't like it took 33,000 posts to form.

[Keller]

I wear my hair short.. which is not the same as bald.

I look nothing like Walter Matheiu. I've been told I look like Tom Hanks and/or Bruce Willis with hair.


http://amazingasset.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/14773b2971c73b-43.-Pinocchio.jpg

[Keller]

I picture PB as looking like David Huddleston or an old bitter John C Reilly.

He looks like an uglier version of Reilly.

[Parkbandit]

Typical trolling garbage...

I didn't realize you hang around me to listen to what people say.

Although, it wouldn't surprise me.. considering how much of a creepy stalker you've always been.

[Parkbandit]

He looks like an uglier version of Reilly.

So says the out of shape, out of gas Glenn Beck look alike...

[Catts]

As I said, I haven't used anything in years. I don't even know if they still make what I used to use... so I grabbed the first thing I saw that appeared to do the job. I will try harder next time to find a gel more pleasing to your sense of the appropriate.

Axe does have good stuff...but you're a dude and it's hair so who gives a fuck? Wear what you want...and hell with defending yourself lol.

I use axe sometimes bc I like the smell of their shampoo...and believe it or not most chicks do, too...but again, who gives a shit?


and it amazes me that people will come to a video game forum and get their kicks by slammin others' pics in a thread called "Picture Post - Post it up"

[Delias]

Axe does have good stuff...but you're a dude and it's hair so who gives a fuck? Wear what you want...and hell with defending yourself lol.

I use axe sometimes bc I like the smell of their shampoo...and believe it or not most chicks do, too...but again, who gives a shit?

Clearly you do not have enough PC threads in your past to understand the magnitude of what I use in my hair.

[Catts]

oh hm nah...just one, today, when I saw this thread for the first time in the activity feed

[Liagala]

I'm telling Lia!

Oh and bring her along too.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_M8WtFXAbHMw/SmhoFXurS7I/AAAAAAAABiM/qrnDFbeTn9o/s320/brown.jpg

[Tisket]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_M8WtFXAbHMw/SmhoFXurS7I/AAAAAAAABiM/qrnDFbeTn9o/s320/brown.jpg

I don't know what message you are trying to send me here. Bring a chicken? Bring a cow? That I'm not brown enough?

Racist!

[DCSL]

I know for a fact that Delias isn't the only one speculating about PB's looks. I've discussed the matter with four people on three separate occasions.

[AnticorRifling]

Why speculate....he's posted his picture before.

[Tisket]

He did? I missed it. Now I am unhappy.

[DCSL]

Why speculate....he's posted his picture before.

Yeah but it was a long-ass time ago and no one is putting forth the effort to find it again.

[thefarmer]

Medium fade, #2 on the sides, scissor trim the top to 1/4in, block the back.

There go tell a barber to do that, you're welcome.

I prefer Guard2 for all of it. It's easier.

[Some Rogue]

I don't know what message you are trying to send me here. Bring a chicken? Bring a cow? That I'm not brown enough?

Racist!


http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5015/5580673499_79eb236a9f_z.jpg

[Tisket]

Thanks to a little googling I got the reference.

Google has removed all mystery from life!

[Sean]

Man it takes a long time for information to travel to the west coast. Poor tisket.

[subzero]

Lots of people are beneath me. And I tell them so regularly.

That's not how doggiestyle works.

[Tisket]

lol

Bastards.

[Parkbandit]

Yeah but it was a long-ass time ago and no one is putting forth the effort to find it again.

I'm hurt you won't put forth the effort. :(

[Latrinsorm]

Parkbandit only has 123 posts in this thread, that surprised me, but the record indicates he didn't post at all in it from 2005 to 2009, which seems unlikely. Anyway, no picture but this awesome post:

"You suck. Plain and simple.

&quot;Hi, I&#039;m Wezas and I am just taking pictures for our neighborhood flyer, so don&#039;t be alarmed&quot;

Sure it would have made you sound like a complete nerd.. and maybe your girl would have gotten mad and left you, but GOD DAMN IT MAN.. you have a responsibility to get these shots when they happen and send them to me!"

[Gizmo]

I just shave my head with a #1. I don't pay for shit, just shampoo since well, you still gotta wash your scalp and what little hair you may have on the head.

I am actually curious to try the new shampoo I bought, that has like Old Spice Scent built in it, but isn't Old Spice shampoo. I refuse to buy into the largely market'd "Products" like axe and that BS for the most part...Although...I do use a loofa with Old Spice Body Wash, and Old Spice Anti-Perspirant too on top of shampoo..

[DCSL]

I'm hurt you won't put forth the effort. :(

To make you feel better, I searched but I could not find anything. I'm sure I searched clumsily but I hate our search function.

[Androidpk]

Latronica sure found my picture fast. Ask him.

[Tisket]

I just shave my head with a #1. I don't pay for shit, just shampoo since well, you still gotta wash your scalp and what little hair you may have on the head.

I am actually curious to try the new shampoo I bought, that has like Old Spice Scent built in it, but isn't Old Spice shampoo. I refuse to buy into the largely market'd "Products" like axe and that BS for the most part...Although...I do use a loofa with Old Spice Body Wash, and Old Spice Anti-Perspirant too on top of shampoo..

Nobody cares about your scalp issues.

[DCSL]

Latronica sure found my picture fast. Ask him.

He apparently failed as well.

[Androidpk]

Derp.

[Back]

Although, it wouldn't surprise me.. considering how much of a creepy stalker you've always been.

Says the guy who has a collection of photos of me on his hard drive.

[Latrinsorm]

He apparently failed as well.I prefer to think of it as success rounded down.

[Delias]

I prefer to think of it as success rounded down.

Where have I heard that before?

[Parkbandit]

Says the guy who has a collection of photos of me on his hard drive.

Both of those pictures are funny as hell.

[Parkbandit]

Parkbandit only has 123 posts in this thread, that surprised me, but the record indicates he didn't post at all in it from 2005 to 2009, which seems unlikely.

Are you suggesting I deleted my posts from 2005 to 2009?

Don't be a paranoid little thing.. you don't need another negative adjective surrounding you.

[diethx]

I don't think Keller looks much like Glenn Beck.

[Latrinsorm]

Where have I heard that before?I invented it and any evidence to the contrary is a damned lie.

I hope you are also prepared for big laughs regarding Euler's number:

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=955

[Latrinsorm]

Are you suggesting I deleted my posts from 2005 to 2009?

Don't be a paranoid little thing.. you don't need another negative adjective surrounding you.If I may, your interpretation of that comment as an accusation suggests paranoia in you more than it does me.

[Parkbandit]

If I may, your interpretation of that comment as an accusation suggests paranoia in you more than it does me.

So, if it's unlikely that I didn't post in this thread from 2005 to 2009.. where did my posts go?

[Delias]

So, if it's unlikely that I didn't post in this thread from 2005 to 2009.. where did my posts go?

I stole them. The only way I can satisfy my post-quota is to steal from those who work harder than I do.

[Savrin]

I used to do a #2 guard all over. Then I realized how much longer I could go between using the clippers if I just left the guard off. Great not to have to pay for hair cuts anymore but I do miss the shampooing I'd get from the girls at the beauty school.

[Parkbandit]

I stole them. The only way I can satisfy my post-quota is to steal from those who work harder than I do.

Well.. no education and no job.. you might be onto something.

[Keller]

I don't think Keller looks much like Glenn Beck.

I've been told I look like Ashton Kutcher with muscles.