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ravashaak
06-03-2011, 05:06 PM
By the minute.

Sweet cause I don't think it'll take me long at all...

Gnome Rage
06-05-2011, 12:41 PM
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4889/0604111843.jpg

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9256/0604111901.jpg

Car show in the town next to us. Dream car, wish it was turquoise buuut I loved it.

Keller
06-05-2011, 12:52 PM
Is that a 55?

Gnome Rage
06-05-2011, 12:58 PM
'56 or '57 I believe. I forget what the tail lights looked like.

I want a '56 turquoise and cream more than anything... with the bullet tail lights

http://popuppistons.com/pictures/1956chevy/1956chevybelair2.jpg

Kuyuk
06-05-2011, 01:37 PM
I did a photoshoot. With an AK-47.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/head1.jpg

What makes this photo the best - is that it's named Head.


Hot.

Hedensk
06-05-2011, 03:39 PM
Gun show photo, as requested by Dex.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo23.jpg

Ryhn
06-05-2011, 08:26 PM
Sweet cause I don't think it'll take me long at all...

Yeah. We'd have to get around to it first. Bwahaha.

Carl Spackler
06-05-2011, 08:47 PM
Golf trip this weekend was awesome.

Teeing off along the lake
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g158/UncleBetch/DSCN0126.jpg

View from my room
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g158/UncleBetch/DSCN0131.jpg

Clubhouse from the course
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g158/UncleBetch/DSCN0130.jpg

NocturnalRob
06-05-2011, 08:56 PM
Your right leg is too straight on your follow through. Sick course.

Kuyuk
06-05-2011, 09:34 PM
First photos of Carl without a beer in his hand.

Tisket
06-05-2011, 09:47 PM
Teeing off along the lake
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g158/UncleBetch/DSCN0126.jpg

I think I see penis.

But I see a lot of imaginary penis so don't mind me.

Tisket
06-05-2011, 09:48 PM
And also @ Hedensk: Kaboom

Krayton
06-05-2011, 11:13 PM
'56 or '57 I believe. I forget what the tail lights looked like.



That's a 55.

56 was also my favorite year for the bel air :)

prance1520
06-05-2011, 11:34 PM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/head1.jpg


That last picture is....win...

That last picture re-defines win. Again, Kaboom...

Carl Spackler
06-06-2011, 09:06 AM
Your right leg is too straight on your follow through. Sick course.

It's by design. And yes, the course was awesome. Arcadia Bluffs is the name.

pabstblueribbon
06-06-2011, 09:07 AM
I did a photoshoot. With an AK-47.



I shall call you, Smiley.

NocturnalRob
06-06-2011, 09:31 AM
It's by design. And yes, the course was awesome. Arcadia Bluffs is the name.
Wow. Those are some great rates too. Especially the replays. How many rounds did you end up playing?

Cephalopod
06-06-2011, 10:35 AM
Golf trip this weekend was awesome.


Someone explain these pictures to Delias. Thanks.

Parkbandit
06-06-2011, 10:38 AM
Someone explain these pictures to Delias. Thanks.

:rofl:

If only he lived close to a golf course!

. . .

Carl Spackler
06-06-2011, 11:03 AM
Wow. Those are some great rates too. Especially the replays. How many rounds did you end up playing?

Only got 40 holes in. Teed off on Friday at like 4 and got 18. Played 18 again Saturday morning then went out Saturday afternoon but it was so hot, humid, and slow that we packed it in after a few. Plus we had to get to the casino to watch the hockey game.

NocturnalRob
06-06-2011, 11:06 AM
Plus we had to get to the casino to watch the hockey game.
Priorities, man. Plus, 2+ rounds isn't all that bad for 24 hours.

Carl Spackler
06-06-2011, 11:17 AM
Priorities, man. Plus, 2+ rounds isn't all that bad for 24 hours.

Not at all... Glad I did it and would do it again in a heartbeat. Well worth it.

Delias
06-07-2011, 12:18 AM
:rofl:

If only he lived close to a golf course!

. . .

Does living by a nuclear power plant make you qualified to run the reactor?

Does living near a soccer field mean I know the fucking rules in soccer?

Does living near PB make me a curmudgeonly old douche nozzle?

Your logic is amazingly flawed, and somehow I'm the moron here.

Delias
06-07-2011, 12:20 AM
Gun show photo, as requested by Dex.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo23.jpg

Let's wrestle.

ravashaak
06-07-2011, 04:32 AM
Let's wrestle.

I'd be willing to beat Delias with a sledgehammer if you'd let me wrestle you instead <3

ravashaak
06-07-2011, 04:49 AM
Yeah. We'd have to get around to it first. Bwahaha.

Damn, you're mean. I likes em mean...

Delias
06-07-2011, 05:32 AM
I'd be willing to beat Delias with a sledgehammer if you'd let me wrestle you instead <3

I'll up the ante with a pick-axe.

Parkbandit
06-07-2011, 08:01 AM
Does living by a nuclear power plant make you qualified to run the reactor?

Does living near a soccer field mean I know the fucking rules in soccer?

Does living near PB make me a curmudgeonly old douche nozzle?

Your logic is amazingly flawed, and somehow I'm the moron here.

The only thing amazing here is that you still don't understand how you are the moron here.

ravashaak
06-07-2011, 11:18 AM
I'll up the ante with a pick-axe.

You'd be a fool to bring anything less. Hedensk is totally worth it.

Delias
06-07-2011, 08:41 PM
You'd be a fool to bring anything less. Hedensk is totally worth it.

someone left me rep saying "get a grip" for the pick-axe comment... believe me, I wish I could.

NocturnalRob
06-07-2011, 09:37 PM
someone left me rep saying "get a grip" for the pick-axe comment... believe me, I wish I could.
You should put this in the Reputation thread. And then pretend not to care.

Delias
06-07-2011, 10:33 PM
You should put this in the Reputation thread. And then pretend not to care.

I just thought it was an interesting choice of words.

WRoss
06-14-2011, 08:49 AM
Over the weekend, my step dad was in Cab San Lucas for a golf trip. They went out to play and were stopped at the gates by Mexican Military and were searched. They proceeded to the club house, not thinking much of it with the state of fighting in Mexico. They go to check in and are told they have their tee-time moved back due to President Calderon showing up to play a round of golf. For their entire round, they had 2 Mexican Military men following each of them.

http://i.imgur.com/tmBNNl.jpg

Smiley!
http://i.imgur.com/Staupl.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/XdGPzl.jpg

Parkbandit
06-14-2011, 09:13 AM
Why was your step father following the Mexican President with those weird looking metal sticks and round projectiles?

Maybe Delias can enlighten us?

AnticorRifling
06-14-2011, 09:19 AM
LOL awesome.

Ragepriest
06-14-2011, 10:04 AM
Now if you were CIA, you would have had a PERFECT hit...

Drakefang
06-14-2011, 11:29 AM
I have to say, that's actually rather fascinating and amusing. A touch of an annoyance, no doubt. Still, playing a round behind the leader of the country you are in?! Fucking sweet.

NocturnalRob
06-14-2011, 11:35 AM
playing a round behind the leader of the country you are in?! Fucking sweet.
Carlos Slim wasn't playing.

Drakefang
06-14-2011, 11:38 AM
Is that one of the drug lords?

NocturnalRob
06-14-2011, 11:42 AM
Is that one of the drug lords?
He's the richest man in the world. He's Mexican. Like a boss.

WRoss
06-14-2011, 11:49 AM
He's the richest man in the world. He's Mexican. Like a boss.

And surprisingly, he isn't in "agriculture". He's in telecommunications.

NocturnalRob
06-14-2011, 12:02 PM
And surprisingly, he isn't in "agriculture". He's in telecommunications.
Hahaha..."So, what do you do?" "Oh, um, I'm in import/export."

Riiiiight.

Drew
06-14-2011, 12:05 PM
Drug lords need burners more than anyone else. Carlos Slim is a genius.

NocturnalRob
06-14-2011, 10:43 PM
Drug lords need burners more than anyone else. Carlos Slim is a genius.
Fact, although he's been having some issues recently. It's been fun to follow, because he's not used to the push-back.

Rucca
06-14-2011, 10:50 PM
I found an old headshot of me. Nice fucking bangs.

http://i.imgur.com/4KCND.jpg

NocturnalRob
06-14-2011, 10:57 PM
i think it's the sweet sweet denim vest more than anything.

Rucca
06-14-2011, 11:00 PM
i think it's the sweet sweet denim vest more than anything.

I know.

Warriorbird
06-14-2011, 11:00 PM
I found an old headshot of me. Nice fucking bangs.

http://i.imgur.com/4KCND.jpg

She-bangs!

Rucca
06-14-2011, 11:06 PM
Wish I still had that vest. I'd wear it right NOW.

Androidpk
06-14-2011, 11:34 PM
Wish I still had that vest. I'd wear it right NOW.

Liar, you still have that vest.

Delias
06-15-2011, 12:01 AM
Liar, you still have that vest.

and you are wearing it right NOW.

Androidpk
06-15-2011, 12:06 AM
and you are wearing it right NOW.

And nothing else.

Delias
06-15-2011, 02:56 AM
And nothing else.

Dream sequence: complete.

Drew
06-15-2011, 09:23 AM
Bangs are actually back. Denim vests, however, are not.

Rucca
06-15-2011, 10:39 AM
Bangs are actually back. Denim vests, however, are not.

I beg to differ!

http://www.collegefashion.net/would-you-wear/would-you-wear-a-denim-vest/

Haha.

Morph
06-15-2011, 10:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQYDqT4eEXk&NR=1

NocturnalRob
06-15-2011, 10:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQYDqT4eEXk&NR=1
Hahaha...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCo5C1mxJSU

Darkwynde
06-15-2011, 12:12 PM
... grow grow grow... :)


I think I attached the pic.

Tisket
06-15-2011, 12:20 PM
You look like Susan Sarandon.

If you want to take that as a compliment, that's cool.

Darkwynde
06-15-2011, 12:52 PM
You look like Susan Sarandon.

If you want to take that as a compliment, that's cool.

Oh thank you much. I get that with this particular head tilt/bug-eyed expression. Hopefully 'tis the younger "Rocky Horror/Thelma & Louise" version and not the current "omg I have a lot of road maps on my face" version.

Yah, I'll take what I can get!

KTHX

Darkwynde
06-15-2011, 12:59 PM
Here is the winter black-haired version. I think I really, really want to be Auragin, but I am not sure yet. Give me 12 more years of playing her...

B4Hand
06-15-2011, 01:22 PM
Here is the winter black-haired version. I think I really, really want to be Auragin, but I am not sure yet. Give me 12 more years of playing her...

Gorgeous! Sexy lady. :hug2:

Darkwynde
06-15-2011, 01:41 PM
Silly you. I am working on editing Merji's and Aura's silliness the other eve, before last eve's silliness. It is quite... uhm... silly. Worth the work,though. I am lolling.

kthxbaihugs

Drew
06-15-2011, 01:54 PM
Oh thank you much. I get that with this particular head tilt/bug-eyed expression. Hopefully 'tis the younger "Rocky Horror/Thelma & Louise" version and not the current "omg I have a lot of road maps on my face" version.



The current version is still hooking up with Justin Timberlake in music videos, so even that is probably a compliment.

Darkwynde
06-15-2011, 01:55 PM
The current version is still hooking up with Justin Timberlake in music videos, so even that is probably a compliment.

Oh lord yes, bring teh sexah bak!

I gobble the Sarandon references up like candy. :thanx:

Hedensk
06-17-2011, 06:13 PM
Moar slutty summer clothes.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo-1.jpg

Drew
06-17-2011, 06:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/id-hit-it-so-hard.jpg

Drew
06-17-2011, 06:30 PM
I also like how you yankees have "seasonal clothing". What a concept!

Stanley Burrell
06-17-2011, 06:47 PM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo-1.jpg

Dude, I would almost go to a mall with you and hold your purse while you perused stuff.

WRoss
06-18-2011, 11:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/eQnVbl.jpg

diethx
06-18-2011, 01:14 PM
http://i.imgur.com/eQnVbl.jpg

OMMGMGMGMG That dog is so cute. Want.

RSR
06-18-2011, 01:25 PM
Moar slutty summer clothes.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo-1.jpg

OMMGMGMGMG That girl is so hot. Want.

-Richard.

Androidpk
06-18-2011, 01:55 PM
OMMGMGMGMG That girl is so hot. Want.

-Richard.

I see what you did there.

diethx
06-18-2011, 03:22 PM
Hurrrr.

NocturnalRob
06-18-2011, 08:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/id-hit-it-so-hard.jpg
Only the risk averse pull out.

Sam
06-20-2011, 09:50 PM
I apologize for bringing the thread back to a G rating, but I haven't posted any pics in a while..

http://samburke.info/kidandme.pnghttp://samburke.info/kidandme2.png

NocturnalRob
06-20-2011, 09:54 PM
Cute kid. Love the faces. That soul patch makes SLJ a sad panda.

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Samuel-L-Jackson-Soul-Men.9.jpg


http://samburke.info/kidandme.pnghttp://samburke.info/kidandme2.png

Kuyuk
06-20-2011, 09:56 PM
haha, the kids faces are awesome.

kids in general are awesome.

Waiting on rojo to pop out my 2nd.

Sam
06-20-2011, 09:58 PM
oh yeah i forgot to add a caveat regarding the trial soul patch.. the wife fucking hates it, but i cant' bring myself to let it go for some reason

Kuyuk
06-20-2011, 10:26 PM
oh yeah i forgot to add a caveat regarding the trial soul patch.. the wife fucking hates it, but i cant' bring myself to let it go for some reason

Yeah, it looks redonkulous.

BriarFox
06-20-2011, 10:31 PM
The soul patch makes you look like a 'bro,' but your daughter's frown is awesome.

Rucca
06-20-2011, 10:32 PM
I apologize for bringing the thread back to a G rating, but I haven't posted any pics in a while..

http://samburke.info/kidandme.pnghttp://samburke.info/kidandme2.png

Aww. She's so cute!

DCSL
06-20-2011, 10:46 PM
Your daughter is almost unbearably cute.

Sam
06-20-2011, 11:04 PM
The faces are a result of us having to use varying techniques to get good pictures of her. This is what happens when we say "Say cheese!"

http://samburke.info/kidandme3.png

Rucca
06-20-2011, 11:07 PM
The faces are a result of us having to use varying techniques to get good pictures of her. This is what happens when we say "Say cheese!"

http://samburke.info/kidandme3.png

You know...if childbirth didn't suck so much I'd totally want another.

Androidpk
06-21-2011, 12:22 AM
http://i53.tinypic.com/2jdl4ht.jpg

Delias
06-21-2011, 05:24 AM
You know...if childbirth didn't suck so much I'd totally want another.

I'd offer to help, but in answer to the prayers of many I don't think I will be breeding again.

diethx
06-21-2011, 06:13 AM
oh yeah i forgot to add a caveat regarding the trial soul patch.. the wife fucking hates it, but i cant' bring myself to let it go for some reason

She's delicious as always... but I agree with Josh on your chin. :/


http://i53.tinypic.com/2jdl4ht.jpg

He's poopin!!!

Androidpk
06-21-2011, 06:34 AM
She's delicious as always... but I agree with Josh on your chin. :/



He's poopin!!!

That's his warface!

Delias
06-21-2011, 06:51 AM
That's his warface!

In the battle against constipation.

AnticorRifling
06-21-2011, 08:28 AM
oh yeah i forgot to add a caveat regarding the trial soul patch.. the wife fucking hates it, but i cant' bring myself to let it go for some reason

Based on two things 1) it's false 2) that facial hair I demand you retract your rep questioning my sexuality.

But yeah the fact that the wife hates it is enough to keep it I'm in your corner on that one!

4a6c1
06-21-2011, 12:18 PM
haha, the kids faces are awesome.

kids in general are awesome.

Waiting on rojo to pop out my 2nd.

no wai dude. I've made my contribution to the human race. YOU POOP IT OUT!

Rojo is still waiting on Kuyuk to poop out her second child.

And Brute she is beautiful. Must take after the mom!! :-X

Deadelf
06-21-2011, 01:43 PM
oh yeah i forgot to add a caveat regarding the trial soul patch.. the wife fucking hates it, but i cant' bring myself to let it go for some reason

Just grow a full beard instead. Every one is right, the kids adorable.

Kuyuk
06-21-2011, 09:46 PM
no wai dude. I've made my contribution to the human race. YOU POOP IT OUT!

Rojo is still waiting on Kuyuk to poop out her second child.

And Brute she is beautiful. Must take after the mom!! :-X



Based on this post, it's evident that Rojo had anal sex.


Just sayin'

Stanley Burrell
06-21-2011, 11:44 PM
I think I should have kids just to piss people off.

Kuyuk
06-21-2011, 11:47 PM
I think I should have kids just to piss people off.

Dont have them in Alabama, they'll send your ass back to mexico!

B4Hand
06-25-2011, 10:37 AM
Girl's Night Out!

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/257755_232512000101851_100000291585772_908622_2620 758_o-1-1.jpg

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/259274_232513033435081_100000291585772_908659_4945 09_o-1.jpg

NocturnalRob
06-25-2011, 02:40 PM
I now have a new thought on why your daughter might think she can do whatever the fuck she wants without repercussions.

Girl's Night Out!

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/257755_232512000101851_100000291585772_908622_2620 758_o-1-1.jpg

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/259274_232513033435081_100000291585772_908659_4945 09_o-1.jpg

B4Hand
06-25-2011, 03:19 PM
Umm, because her mother goes out about once every 9-12 months with a group of girl friends?

NocturnalRob
06-25-2011, 03:25 PM
Umm, because her mother goes out about once every 9-12 months with a group of girl friends?
Were you going to a costume party?

B4Hand
06-25-2011, 03:38 PM
80's theme club/country thingy..dual places, so maybe sorta? Pfft.

DCSL
06-25-2011, 04:10 PM
80's theme club/country thingy..dual places, so maybe sorta? Pfft.

Ignore Rob. He's got a thing against the 80's and 80's theme parties.

NocturnalRob
06-25-2011, 04:12 PM
Ignore Rob. He's got a thing against the 80's and 80's theme parties.
False

DCSL
06-25-2011, 04:18 PM
False

Let me crimp your extensions.

NocturnalRob
06-25-2011, 04:21 PM
Let me crimp your extensions.
Have you been drinking?

Drakefang
06-25-2011, 04:38 PM
Ignore Rob.

Here, I fixed this for you.

NocturnalRob
06-25-2011, 04:45 PM
Here, I fixed this for you.
1) DF, eat a dick.
2) If you want to command respect from your daughter, don't have Cheetara's hair.

Drakefang
06-25-2011, 05:36 PM
I think you're WAY too judgmental Rob. Get over yourself.

Androidpk
06-25-2011, 05:44 PM
Get over yourself.

Relax, he's only pretending.

diethx
06-25-2011, 05:47 PM
I think you're WAY too judgmental Rob. Get over yourself.

Look who's judging now.

Drakefang
06-25-2011, 05:55 PM
Relax, he's only pretending.

How the hell can you even tell?

Androidpk
06-25-2011, 05:58 PM
How the hell can you even tell?

Inside sources.

NocturnalRob
06-25-2011, 06:01 PM
How the hell can you even tell?
It's a secret.

Drew
06-25-2011, 06:02 PM
I just assume Rob says everything ironically. It's worked so far!!

Drew
06-25-2011, 06:03 PM
I also enjoy how Drakefang is imploring us to ignore Rob but he's also quoting him in his sig. Now I have to block both of you!

NocturnalRob
06-25-2011, 06:06 PM
I also enjoy how Drakefang is imploring us to ignore Rob but he's also quoting him in his sig. Now I have to block both of you!
That's because bards are fucking amazing. SKULLFUCKEW!!

diethx
06-25-2011, 06:13 PM
That's because bards are fucking amazing. SKULLFUCKEW!!

I concur, skullfuckew.

Drew
06-25-2011, 06:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fCNha.jpg

DCSL
06-25-2011, 09:34 PM
Have you been drinking?

I'm saving myself for next month, with its many drinking opportunities.

... can I crimp your extensions when I drink?

TheEschaton
06-25-2011, 09:43 PM
There's a joke about his extension in there somewhere, and you crimping it.

NocturnalRob
06-25-2011, 09:48 PM
There's a joke about his extension in there somewhere.
Are you looking in my pants again?

Wait a second...

Deadelf
06-26-2011, 12:31 AM
I just assume Rob says everything ironically. It's worked so far!!

Pretty much my rule of of thumb when reading Rob. Some day though he'll be serious and we'll think he is just being phunny.

pabstblueribbon
06-26-2011, 03:53 AM
80's theme club/country thingy..dual places, so maybe sorta? Pfft.

I

<3

tuls a

Ragepriest
06-30-2011, 12:01 AM
I figure I've lurked enough, time to contribute. Here are a couple of pics from outside my work. A 30-foot walk from the building leads me to this; a 35 foot walk brings me to a 600-foot drop.

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l547/Demagor/IMG_20110629_073722.jpg

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l547/Demagor/IMG_20110629_073655.jpg

WRoss
06-30-2011, 12:03 AM
jealous :(

Xanator
06-30-2011, 12:06 AM
jealous :(

Bet he never gets to ride a unicycle to work. It's not so bad.

Kuyuk
06-30-2011, 12:43 AM
So thats where he hides the bodies..

Deadelf
06-30-2011, 03:38 PM
Where is that Ragepriest? Looks pretty familiar to me.

Ragepriest
06-30-2011, 05:17 PM
San Bernardino mountains, Southern California.

Gnome Rage
06-30-2011, 05:47 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/2ldugpv.jpg
http://i53.tinypic.com/wbanvb.jpg

Teh new sun glasses

Meos
06-30-2011, 05:52 PM
If I didn't already have an internet girlfriend that lives with me now. I'd hit on you.

Meos
06-30-2011, 06:02 PM
also.. this is what youre missing out on.

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn281/Meltoren/Boogers.jpg

Drakefang
06-30-2011, 06:10 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/2ldugpv.jpg
http://i53.tinypic.com/wbanvb.jpg

Teh new sun glasses

You're advertising new sunglasses. All I am getting from the pics is cleavage and a curiosity about how much clothing is actually being worn. I'm definitely seeing none but thinking tank top...tricky hair. Great smile!

Oh and cool shades.

Ragepriest
06-30-2011, 07:33 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/2ldugpv.jpg
http://i53.tinypic.com/wbanvb.jpg

Teh new sun glasses

You have glasses on?

Bobmuhthol
06-30-2011, 07:49 PM
omg gnome rage is such an attention whore but she is so hot so I don't know how to react

Androidpk
06-30-2011, 08:02 PM
omg gnome rage is such an attention whore but she is so hot so I don't know how to react

Put down that lotion.

Axhinde
06-30-2011, 08:03 PM
She is cute, has nice eyes blah blah. I dont think she posts often enough to be an attention whore. I mean....she DOES blotch out the nips...

B4Hand
06-30-2011, 10:02 PM
Gnomes I love the glasses, they look great on you, Pretty Girl.

Gnome Rage
07-01-2011, 01:54 AM
Yes to tank top
Yes to attention whore
Yes to putting down the lotion
Love to B4hand <3 Mommeh.

Ragepriest
07-01-2011, 01:01 PM
Sorry, but...

NO to putting down the lotion. Chaffing is evil.

Gnome Rage
07-01-2011, 01:45 PM
So stop causing the chaffing. This is the same as when you get your hand stuck in a pickle jar, and you could get it out if you let go of the pickle but you don't want to let go of the pickle.

LET GO OF THE PICKLE

Androidpk
07-01-2011, 02:01 PM
Big pickles... small openings..


What?

Asha
07-01-2011, 02:34 PM
I would rock GR.

Stanley Burrell
07-01-2011, 03:08 PM
I would go to a rock concert with her, on one of the greens around these parts where hippies randomly appear. And I'd get really flustered at anything sexual because I don't drink so much (edit: because I'm basically a nervous virgin without chemical substances I became too accustomed to when dealing with anxiety. And they impede my libido, fuck yeah.) Muh'fuckaz wish they could roll like me.

Edit: And at best my sexual performance is average ::gangsigns::

pabstblueribbon
07-01-2011, 03:14 PM
http://www.b-bc-news.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1309493721-35.jpg

Stanley Burrell
07-01-2011, 03:21 PM
Yeah, I met Chris Hansen in 1962, Memphis Tennesee. I'm walking down the street, minding my own business, just walking along, right? Feeling good. I walk around a corner and a man walks up to me, hits me in the chest, right? I fall on the ground, right? And I look up and it's Chris Hansen. I said, "Chris Hansen!" He said, "whoops, I thought you were somebody else."

NocturnalRob
07-01-2011, 03:54 PM
Coming to America is a good movie.

Stanley Burrell
07-01-2011, 03:58 PM
Coming to America is a good movie.

Coming to America or Trading Places? If you had to choose one.

Slow day.

Drew
07-01-2011, 04:35 PM
48 hours is a movie about racial tolerance.

Sean
07-01-2011, 04:46 PM
Yeah, I met Chris Hansen in 1962, Memphis Tennesee. I'm walking down the street, minding my own business, just walking along, right? Feeling good. I walk around a corner and a man walks up to me, hits me in the chest, right? I fall on the ground, right? And I look up and it's Chris Hansen. I said, "Chris Hansen!" He said, "whoops, I thought you were somebody else."

I know who you are Chris Handson.. I calls you Chris Handsome

I like you and I want you now we can do this the easy way or the we can do this the hard way the choice is yours!

I'M A WARRIOR!

Ragepriest
07-01-2011, 06:10 PM
So stop causing the chaffing. This is the same as when you get your hand stuck in a pickle jar, and you could get it out if you let go of the pickle but you don't want to let go of the pickle.

LET GO OF THE PICKLE

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l547/Demagor/Tickle-His-Pickle.jpg

You like'a da pickle...?

Gnome Rage
07-01-2011, 09:24 PM
obviously I love them!

Kuyuk
07-01-2011, 11:17 PM
obviously I love them!

Aaand this is why we <3 you.


Speaking of pickles, How were my truffles?

Gnome Rage
07-01-2011, 11:26 PM
Your truffles were amazing, I wish I had them right now. Buuut I dont :(

Deadelf
07-02-2011, 12:51 AM
San Bernardino mountains, Southern California.

Ah ok that would be why. lol. I grew up near there and thought it actually looked like GMR, but I knew a lot of those mountains in that area look very similar.

To fond memories of many drunken and stoned nights up in the San Bernardino mountains, a long long time ago.

Celephais
07-02-2011, 12:59 AM
I would rock GR.

I would take GR out for a waffle, a giant waffle. Hard. That's just how I roll.

Gnome Rage
07-02-2011, 01:03 AM
It was a pancake and we shared :)

Asha
07-02-2011, 09:33 AM
Speaking of GR, Cel needs to update his beerzombie!

Bobmuhthol
07-06-2011, 10:28 PM
People will try to tell you that my arms don't look fucking great, but those people are wrong.

http://i53.tinypic.com/2qkry4p.jpg

NocturnalRob
07-07-2011, 12:18 AM
they match nicely with your black socks, skater shoes, and cargo shorts.

also...YOUR GRIP IS FOR SHIT!!

Bobmuhthol
07-07-2011, 07:46 AM
They're Lacoste.

Also what is golf? I have never seen this game and do not know the rules.

Parkbandit
07-07-2011, 07:53 AM
People will try to tell you that my arms don't look fucking great, but those people are wrong.

http://i53.tinypic.com/2qkry4p.jpg

It's probably not your arms people are talking about.. it's the lack of any skin color, a decent haircut, some fashion sense and is that a unibomber beard you are sporting?


They're Lacoste.

Also what is golf? I have never seen this game and do not know the rules.

/winner

Showal
07-07-2011, 08:00 AM
People will try to tell you that my arms don't look fucking great, but those people are wrong.

http://i53.tinypic.com/2qkry4p.jpg

Daaaaaaamn! What? You work at Balley's? Look at those arms!

Also: It's hard to tell what you're trying to accomplish in that picture. Is that some sort of game?

Ragepriest
07-07-2011, 08:29 AM
People will try to tell you that my arms don't look fucking great, but those people are wrong.

http://i53.tinypic.com/2qkry4p.jpg

Are you really Dave Grohl?

Bobmuhthol
07-07-2011, 09:21 AM
It's probably not your arms people are talking about.. it's the lack of any skin color, a decent haircut, some fashion sense and is that a unibomber beard you are sporting?

I'm Irish; my hair is great; fashion sense playing minigolf? what are you even talking about?; yes, my beard is an indicator that I bomb ones.


Also: It's hard to tell what you're trying to accomplish in that picture. Is that some sort of game?

Sorry, I didn't include the hole in the ground in the picture. I wanted the ball to go into that hole, if you know what I mean. ;)


Are you really Dave Grohl?

Yes.

Asha
07-07-2011, 09:53 AM
You're more tan than I am. You can always hold on to that.

AnticorRifling
07-07-2011, 10:44 AM
Having grown up around mini golf courses I have no idea if what you're doing is considered a good shot or how the game is even played.

Cephalopod
07-07-2011, 01:11 PM
That's mini-golf? I assumed he was trying to hit the people in the background with the little blue ball. That seems more fun, and I can understand it better.

Ragepriest
07-07-2011, 05:57 PM
That's mini-golf? I assumed he was trying to hit the people in the background with the little blue ball. That seems more fun, and I can understand it better.

That's a little blue ball? I thought it was a Smurf sentenced to death who had crawled into a fetal position.

I need new glasses.

Delias
07-07-2011, 11:22 PM
Having grown up around mini golf courses I have no idea if what you're doing is considered a good shot or how the game is even played.

What I love most about this place is that shit never, ever dies.

Parkbandit
07-08-2011, 08:48 AM
What I love most about this place is that shit never, ever dies.

Plenty of shit dies here... only the really, really, really stupid stuff lives on.

Cephalopod
07-08-2011, 09:34 AM
What I love most about this place is that shit never, ever dies.

The interwebs never forget.

ETA: We should compile a list of amusing things like this that we never, ever want to forget. "PC MEMES", as opposed to meltdowns. TheE and his burglar, Tamral and his cats, Rocktar and his hypnolactationsluts, Firestorm Killa and his bar fights, Delias and his minigolf, SotT and his... everything.

DCSL
07-08-2011, 10:14 AM
There were some good ones over the years. The BaeLog and NNNGH. Beef wellington. Ratolin and burning our houses down because we talked about is kid. Klaive, just Klaive. HarmNone and the era of oppression. Solkern's "That's my hot girlfriend!"

Cephalopod
07-08-2011, 10:20 AM
Some of them are collected in the melt-down thread (Ratolin comes to mind). Solkern had at least two: his hot girlfriend, and when his penis picture got posted all over the place and he blamed Jenisi, but it all seemed more like a ploy for attention... I think?

Drakefang
07-08-2011, 10:57 AM
There were some good ones over the years. The BaeLog and NNNGH. Beef wellington. Ratolin and burning our houses down because we talked about is kid. Klaive, just Klaive. HarmNone and the era of oppression. Solkern's "That's my hot girlfriend!"

LOL

Klaive. You know, back when he was a total douche...er, when he played GS Prime (since apparently he's always been one), I was switching over to Plat and rumors were all over the place that Klaive was coming to Plat. Just for the sake of doing it, I made a Klaive and shelved the character to just tie up the name. I never heard of him going to plat. In hindsight, I doubt not getting his name was why.

Showal
07-08-2011, 11:06 AM
The interwebs never forget.

ETA: We should compile a list of amusing things like this that we never, ever want to forget. "PC MEMES", as opposed to meltdowns. TheE and his burglar, Tamral and his cats, Rocktar and his hypnolactationsluts, Firestorm Killa and his bar fights, Delias and his minigolf, SotT and his... everything.

I miss firestorm killa aka the network engineer named donnie that wanted everyone to think he was older and had seen civilians killed in combat ... Shit fucks with your head.

Drew
07-08-2011, 11:48 AM
HarmNone and the era of oppression."

Which led to "Die in a fire, non-fatally" or "kill yourself, non-fatally".

CrystalTears
07-08-2011, 11:55 AM
The interwebs never forget.

ETA: We should compile a list of amusing things like this that we never, ever want to forget. "PC MEMES", as opposed to meltdowns. TheE and his burglar, Tamral and his cats, Rocktar and his hypnolactationsluts, Firestorm Killa and his bar fights, Delias and his minigolf, SotT and his... everything.
ElvenRangeress and her sidekick Halfsilver. Good times.

diethx
07-08-2011, 12:07 PM
The interwebs never forget.

ETA: We should compile a list of amusing things like this that we never, ever want to forget. "PC MEMES", as opposed to meltdowns. TheE and his burglar, Tamral and his cats, Rocktar and his hypnolactationsluts, Firestorm Killa and his bar fights, Delias and his minigolf, SotT and his... everything.

That's a really good idea. Get on it.

Parkbandit
07-08-2011, 12:33 PM
Some of them are collected in the melt-down thread (Ratolin comes to mind). Solkern had at least two: his hot girlfriend, and when his penis picture got posted all over the place and he blamed Jenisi, but it all seemed more like a ploy for attention... I think?

Is that the same time Jensi's naked pics were posted?

Drew
07-08-2011, 12:35 PM
Is that the same time Jensi's naked pics were posted?

Wait, what?

AnticorRifling
07-08-2011, 12:36 PM
We never had naked Jenisi did we? Just some Solkern dong and then me photo shopping a vienna sausage wearing a rice paddy hat...

diethx
07-08-2011, 12:38 PM
Is that the same time Jensi's naked pics were posted?

That happened shortly after the whole Solkern dong thing.

Parkbandit
07-08-2011, 12:40 PM
Hmm.... let me look through my old computer. I'm 100% sure I saw them.. and about 50% sure I saved them before they were deleted.

Parkbandit
07-08-2011, 12:41 PM
That happened shortly after the whole Solkern dong thing.

Yea.. that's what I thought too.

Drew and Anticor are dumb... and mad they missed them.

Drew
07-08-2011, 12:42 PM
Yea.. that's what I thought too.

Drew and Anticor are dumb... and mad they missed them.

Clearly.

diethx
07-08-2011, 12:42 PM
She wasn't even fully naked though. The most you saw bare was her ass really. I remember she was shirtless but you couldn't see shit anyway.

AnticorRifling
07-08-2011, 12:51 PM
I don't remember these at all....

Cephalopod
07-08-2011, 01:00 PM
The naked Jensi pics were unrelated to the Solkern-wang, although I think they were originally for him? I saved them for, um... science. The person who provided them (not Solkern) said they had more, but never produced. This may be a bit vague, but I don't remember what's sekrit and what's not.

And yeah, the pics were nothing special. Boobs covered by arms in one shot and she was on her stomach in another, you could just see her ass and a lot of skin + tattoos.

On second viewing, it looks like these pics may have been taken in Delias's love-dungeon.

AnticorRifling
07-08-2011, 01:03 PM
On second viewing, it looks like these pics may have been taken in Delias's love-dungeon. So the electrical outlets are turned sidways?

NocturnalRob
07-08-2011, 01:10 PM
So the electrical outlets are turned sidways?
And blown out from overuse.

Kind of like your rectum.

AnticorRifling
07-08-2011, 01:11 PM
It beats being blown in from overuse like your rectum?

I got nothing, brains is/are/am fried.

Hulkein
07-08-2011, 02:46 PM
Rectum (wrecked em)? Damn near killed em!

Celephais
07-09-2011, 02:52 AM
The naked Jensi pics were unrelated to the Solkern-wang, although I think they were originally for him? I saved them for, um... science. The person who provided them (not Solkern) said they had more, but never produced. This may be a bit vague, but I don't remember what's sekrit and what's not.

And yeah, the pics were nothing special. Boobs covered by arms in one shot and she was on her stomach in another, you could just see her ass and a lot of skin + tattoos.

On second viewing, it looks like these pics may have been taken in Delias's love-dungeon.

There were some rumors that these pictures came from me. They didn't.

Alfster
07-09-2011, 02:57 AM
The naked Jensi pics were unrelated to the Solkern-wang, although I think they were originally for him? I saved them for, um... science. The person who provided them (not Solkern) said they had more, but never produced. This may be a bit vague, but I don't remember what's sekrit and what's not.

And yeah, the pics were nothing special. Boobs covered by arms in one shot and she was on her stomach in another, you could just see her ass and a lot of skin + tattoos.

On second viewing, it looks like these pics may have been taken in Delias's love-dungeon.

There was, I believe, one more.

Drew
07-09-2011, 03:27 AM
WTF guys, why is my inbox empty.

Kuyuk
07-09-2011, 07:29 AM
Agreed. WTF guys.

No holiday truffles for you fuckers.

Sean
07-09-2011, 08:49 AM
The naked Jensi pics were unrelated to the Solkern-wang, although I think they were originally for him? I saved them for, um... science. The person who provided them (not Solkern) said they had more, but never produced. This may be a bit vague, but I don't remember what's sekrit and what's not.

And yeah, the pics were nothing special. Boobs covered by arms in one shot and she was on her stomach in another, you could just see her ass and a lot of skin + tattoos.

On second viewing, it looks like these pics may have been taken in Delias's love-dungeon.

The PC elite totally hacked his sprint account.

MokiePrime
07-10-2011, 10:03 PM
I was doing some cleaning out of random, buried folders on my desktop and came across these photos from about a year ago. Generally I hate all pictures of myself, but since I've never posted pics and I hate these less than most of my other pics I thought what the hell, why not?


https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-bjrqRNQWOYE/Thkbf9GJBtI/AAAAAAAAABI/xBnCyz8-BJM/w200/photo.jpg

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Ohuaeq_kjrQ/Thkvs4M9_tI/AAAAAAAAACQ/jFN8Ils4SPs/w400/me4_web.jpg

Kuyuk
07-10-2011, 10:40 PM
natural redhead, hm?

MokiePrime
07-10-2011, 10:48 PM
Blonde actually. Though in the summer it gets kinda strawberry highlights, or would if I ever had my natural hair color.

Kuyuk
07-10-2011, 11:08 PM
oic.

Divone
07-11-2011, 08:09 AM
I was doing some cleaning out of random, buried folders on my desktop and came across these photos from about a year ago. Generally I hate all pictures of myself, but since I've never posted pics and I hate these less than most of my other pics I thought what the hell, why not?


https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-bjrqRNQWOYE/Thkbf9GJBtI/AAAAAAAAABI/xBnCyz8-BJM/w200/photo.jpg

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Ohuaeq_kjrQ/Thkvs4M9_tI/AAAAAAAAACQ/jFN8Ils4SPs/w400/me4_web.jpg

Lovely. I would kill for lips like that. <3

Delias
07-11-2011, 08:18 AM
Lovely. I would kill for lips like that. <3

Well, there you go. Take hers.

MokiePrime
07-12-2011, 12:35 AM
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/10619_159824809403_810079403_2495879_8084004_n.jpg

Me as a blonde and with considerably less make-up. I tend to bounce back and forth between red and blonde at least twice a year. I've largely given up on platinum though, since my hair hates me for it.

Cephalopod
07-12-2011, 09:49 AM
You need to smile more.

Androidpk
07-14-2011, 05:45 PM
Cameron caught his first fish! I just love the look on his face. Priceless.

http://i55.tinypic.com/34oscjr.jpg

B4Hand
07-14-2011, 06:03 PM
Cameron caught his first fish! I just love the look on his face. Priceless.

http://i55.tinypic.com/34oscjr.jpg

Adorable!

Ragepriest
07-14-2011, 10:12 PM
Was it a Catch-n-Release deal or was it lunch?

WRoss
07-14-2011, 10:48 PM
More dog pics. Yay!

http://i.imgur.com/JwuCa.jpg

born yesterday
07-17-2011, 02:04 PM
http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k514/iorakewarhammer/smiler.jpg

clearly the spawn of pure hypocrisy and evil (son of IW!!)

Androidpk
07-17-2011, 03:14 PM
Was it a Catch-n-Release deal or was it lunch?

Catch and release. He got two though!

Gnome Rage
07-18-2011, 11:29 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/2n1c67m.jpg

Red(ish) now - it looks washed out but yay

Drakefang
07-19-2011, 12:06 AM
http://i56.tinypic.com/2n1c67m.jpg

Red(ish) now - it looks washed out but yay

Okay, that's hot. :love:

Celephais
07-19-2011, 12:11 AM
http://i56.tinypic.com/2n1c67m.jpg

Red(ish) now - it looks washed out but yay

Maybe this'll bring Wezas out of retirement.

Ragepriest
07-19-2011, 01:02 AM
http://i56.tinypic.com/2n1c67m.jpg

Red(ish) now - it looks washed out but yay

This would bring Michael Jordan, Pete Rose and Muhammad Ali out of retirement.

Gnome Rage
07-19-2011, 02:35 AM
Im going to stroke my ego and assume that those are compliments

Gibreficul
07-19-2011, 05:36 AM
Im going to stroke my ego and assume that those are compliments

I'll let you stroke something else.

Gnome Rage
07-19-2011, 11:28 AM
Your kitty?

CrystalTears
07-19-2011, 11:39 AM
I'm sure a pussy will be involved somewhere...

Gnome Rage
07-19-2011, 11:53 AM
Somewhere far away.

Ragepriest
07-19-2011, 02:39 PM
... oh! oh!

... in Pussy-Stroking Gnome Wonderland?

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l547/Demagor/GRandhercat.jpg

Drew
07-19-2011, 02:58 PM
Somewhere far away.

I'll take you out to a nice fish dinner!

Atlanteax
07-19-2011, 03:08 PM
I predict the above gentlemen will be receiving PMs shortly.

Gnome Rage
07-19-2011, 07:04 PM
Thats unlikely

Kuyuk
07-19-2011, 07:08 PM
Thats unlikely

Not true, I PM'd them a few hours ago.

Bobmuhthol
07-19-2011, 07:27 PM
http://i56.tinypic.com/33nu876.jpg

NocturnalRob
07-20-2011, 06:24 PM
This would bring Michael Jordan, Pete Rose and Muhammad Ali out of retirement.
0 for 3.

Paradii
07-20-2011, 06:36 PM
0 for 3.

I am sure he was just naming the only three retired athletes he knew.

Ragepriest
07-20-2011, 08:02 PM
They were the first to come to mind; dear God am I being judged on my lack of knowledge on retired athletes?

What is this, lnet?

Paradii
07-20-2011, 08:30 PM
They were the first to come to mind; dear God am I being judged on my lack of knowledge on retired athletes?

What is this, lnet?

You are being judged because none of those people would have any interest in GR unless they were looking to shit on a chick.

Ragepriest
07-20-2011, 08:41 PM
...I was not aware this was the criteria for our "retirement" selections.

Whatever then.

Gnome Rage
07-20-2011, 11:00 PM
Wow, HURTFUL Paradii lol

Kaittee
07-21-2011, 08:35 AM
Pug came to work with me today (and tomorrow if he behaves today). So far so good!

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z404/kate44sc/0721010613-1.jpg

http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z404/kate44sc/0721010754-1.jpg

Ragepriest
07-21-2011, 09:24 AM
MR. PUGGLES!!!!!

I do loves me some pug...

Kuyuk
07-21-2011, 09:40 AM
Pugs are the most pathetic looking dogs evar.


"Look at me, I got a mushed up face, LOVE ME"

And ya just gotta.

Kaittee
07-21-2011, 10:00 AM
(-) Picture Post - Post it up 07-21-2011 09:31 AM Your dog is fat

Actually he is now at his ideal weight of 35lbs, according to the vet. He is abnormally tall and long for a pug. When I got him he weighed 49lbs and yes, at that point he was absurdly fat...now he just has a lot of extra skin... poor guy. He's a very good boy.

Parkbandit
07-21-2011, 10:34 AM
MR. PUGGLES!!!!!

I do loves me some pug...

That's not Mr. Puggles, this is (He actually goes by "Dude"):

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/IMG_0193.jpg



(-) Picture Post - Post it up 07-21-2011 09:31 AM Your dog is fat

Actually he is now at his ideal weight of 35lbs, according to the vet. He is abnormally tall and long for a pug. When I got him he weighed 49lbs and yes, at that point he was absurdly fat...now he just has a lot of extra skin... poor guy. He's a very good boy.

Pugs are notorious chow hounds.. they would eat themselves to death if they were allowed.

Gnome Rage
07-21-2011, 10:35 AM
He's adorable!

Kaittee
07-21-2011, 10:53 AM
I like Mr. Puggles! Mine is Rudy, also called Turdy.

Sean
07-21-2011, 10:57 AM
I think you're dog just looks sad because he's driving in the backseat of what appears to be a Prius.

Kaittee
07-21-2011, 11:22 AM
I think you're dog just looks sad because he's driving in the backseat of what appears to be a Prius.

it's true. he's a yuppie puppy, but his owner has to drive 150 miles a day to and from work, so it's practical.

diethx
07-21-2011, 12:38 PM
Aww, I think pugs rule but I will never own one because J hates them. :(

Kaittee
07-21-2011, 12:48 PM
Aww, I think pugs rule but I will never own one because J hates them. :(

I think my cubicle-neighbors are starting to hate the incessant snoring coming from under my desk today, so they can relate.

Sam
07-21-2011, 12:55 PM
yay pugs.

http://samburke.info/zeus.jpg

4a6c1
07-21-2011, 12:59 PM
so cute.

Ragepriest
07-21-2011, 09:38 PM
Well, if we're doing pets...

This is Jessie, in winter, with her sweater.

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l547/Demagor/p_00392.jpg

This her brother, James... still asleep.

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l547/Demagor/Snapshot_20110417_2.jpg

This is Iggy... I wonder if he and James are related...

http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l547/Demagor/183334_154257271298751_100001434386783_311884_2513 604_n.jpg

Cap'nDrak
07-21-2011, 09:51 PM
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b54/spikesnleather2003/134.jpg

This is Crowley.

Ragepriest
07-21-2011, 10:07 PM
In honor of the Ozzy song, I presume?

Cap'nDrak
07-21-2011, 10:09 PM
No. Good Omens by Neil Gaiman.