Picture Post - Post it up

[Xanator]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2626/89/34/683652909/n683652909_1558268_1561393.jpg

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4154/89/34/683652909/n683652909_1720383_1694764.jpg

Smitty.

[Danical]

yay pugs.

http://samburke.info/zeus.jpg

They have a pugs-in-the-park day once a month in LA county. It's the most awesome thing seeing 203489230489230948230 pugs being epic spazzes simultaneously.

[Darkwynde]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b54/spikesnleather2003/134.jpg

This is Crowley.


I got it. I laughed hysterically.

[Kuyuk]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6005/5978138068_da90d412c0_m.jpg

[Darkwynde]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6005/5978138068_da90d412c0_m.jpg

Love it.

[Darkwynde]

This is one of my Pekin ducks, Jessie, in my sig pic. I've one other Pekin in addition to a Swedish Blue duck and a Khaki Campbell duck. Add horses, dogs, cats and now chickens. I shall spare you all pics. But they are awesome and I love them all.

[Divone]

Me having a blast being dragged behind a boat on a tube! I wish they would have gotten the wipe out shot. I caught a lot of air.

http://i785.photobucket.com/albums/yy135/DivoneLerade/tube.jpg

[Asha]

I have always wanted to do that! Awesome.

[Danical]

Catalina, CA. 4th of July.

I have no memory of the night or this picture.

[Sam]

Catalina, CA. 4th of July.

I have no memory of the night or this picture.

Do you have an elf ear?

[Danical]

Do you have an elf ear?

Two, in fact.

They come in handy when playing Smallword (http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/40692/small-world). The player with the pointiest ears automatically goes first!

[4a6c1]

I'm just really disappointed he doesn't look like Goose. :(

[Danical]

I'm just really disappointed he doesn't look like Goose. :(

I think you might be the only one that's actually made the connection on my avatar!

[Latrinsorm]

I think you might be the only one that's actually made the connection on my avatar!I thought it was a skate park. You know... you Californians... skating it up all the time.

[4a6c1]

I think you might be the only one that's actually made the connection on my avatar!

:heart: Top Gun.

[Danical]

I thought it was a skate park. You know... you Californians... skating it up all the time.

I have just finished hacking the planet; I replaced Max with another Blaze for all versions of Streets of Rage 2.

[Drakefang]

I think you might be the only one that's actually made the connection on my avatar!

Really?

I knew it as soon as I saw it. Child of the 80's here, come on...Danger Zone. Shit, now I want to watch it. Fucking Tom Cruise.

[4a6c1]

It's the greatest right? I always think, where did she get that awesome beach cottage rental. Probably like... some Sausalito million dollar real estate. Le sigh.

[Kuyuk]

She was hot, but looks kinda strange now. Check her out in this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHqJeGMXMnY

[Drakefang]

She was hot, but looks kinda strange now. Check her out in this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHqJeGMXMnY

It's called aging. 90% of those people looked kind of strange. I thought she looked elegant there, at least considering she must be in her mid-50's?

[TheEschaton]

Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?

[TheEschaton]

Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?

[Kuyuk]

http://www.cswap.com/2002/Super_Troopers/cap/en/25fps/a/00_29

[diethx]

Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?

No and...


Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?

Clearly no.

[4a6c1]

Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?

[4a6c1]

Damn. I tried to double the flavor and double the fun like E but PC thwarted my evil plan for worldwide domination through Doubleness.

[Showal]

Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?

[Cephalopod]

Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?

[Drisco]

Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?

[Drisco]

Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?


Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?


Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?


Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?


Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?


Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?

Can we discuss the creepy video of has-been celebs lip-syncing a bad cover of a classic Beatles tune, that Kuyuk used as an example of Kelly McGillis looking weird?

[Cephalopod]

I kind-of want this to turn into a 4chan-esque story, where we all keep re-pasting that but changing one word (each time) to 'nigger'.

[NocturnalRob]

I kind-of want this to turn into a 4chan-esque story, where we all keep re-pasting that but changing one word (each time) to 'nigger'.
I kind-of want this to turn into a nigger-esque story, where we all keep re-pasting that but changing one word (each time) to 'nigger.'

[Showal]

I kind-of want this to turn into a 4chan-esque story, where we all keep re-pasting that but changing one word (each time) to 'nigger'.

I kind-of want this to turn into a nigger story, where we all keep re-pasting that but changing one word (each time) to 'nigger'

EDITED TO ADD: Fuck you, TURBO.

[diethx]

looool

[pabstblueribbon]

I kind-of want this to turn into a nigger story, where we all keep re-pasting that but changing one nigger (each time) to 'nigger'

EDITED TO ADD: Fuck you, TURBO.

I kind-of want this to turn into a nigger story, where we all keep re-pasting that but changing one nigger (each time) to 'nigger'

[Rinualdo]

I kind-of want this to turn into a nagger story, where we all keep re-pasting that but changing one nigger (each time) to 'nigger'

[Showal]

Nigger kind-of want this to turn into a nagger story, where we all keep re-pasting that but changing one nigger (each time) to 'nigger'

[Cephalopod]

Nigger kind-of want this to nogger into a nagger story, where we all keep re-pasting that but changing one nigger (each time) to 'nigger'

[NocturnalRob]

in before obligatory AR Xzibit reference

[Showal]

Nigger kind-of want this to nogger kegger a nagger story, where we all keep re-pasting that but changing one nigger (each time) to 'nigger'

[NocturnalRob]

Kranar is going to shit his pants.

[Kuyuk]

Kranar is going to shit his pants.

Kranar is going to nigger his pants.

[4a6c1]

Oh my god. Can we make jokes with a different word please. Maybe one that doesn't invoke images of torture boats and hundreds of years of human enslavement.

[Kuyuk]

Oh my god. Can we make jokes with a different word please. Maybe one that doesn't invoke images of torture boats and hundreds of years of human enslavement.

It's cool, we're taking it back.

http://cdn.reelcollectors.com/Images/Category_10/subcat_113/PorchMonkey.jpg

[Showal]

Oh my god. Can we make jokes with a different word please. Maybe one that doesn't invoke images of torture boats and hundreds of years of human enslavement.

OUTRAGE OUTRAGE

[Kuyuk]

Oh my god. Can we make jokes with a different negro please. Maybe one that doesn't invoke images of torture boats and hundreds of years of human enslavement.

Like this one?

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/keeweeboy/keeweeboy0911/keeweeboy091100026/5844901-happy-negro-mujer.jpg

[thefarmer]

Oh my god. Can we make jokes with a different word please. Maybe one that doesn't invoke images of torture boats and hundreds of years of human enslavement.

Oh my god. Can we make jokes with a different word please. Maybe one that doesn't invoke images of torture boats and hundreds of years of wigger enslavement.

[NocturnalRob]

Maybe one that doesn't invoke images of torture boats and hundreds of years of human enslavement.
That's due to your skewed upbringing and lack of exposure to rap music.

[Cephalopod]

Oh my god. Can we make jokes with a different word please.

Fear of a word only increases fear of the thing itself.

Also, hi, welcome to the internet. How can I help you?

[4a6c1]

Whoa. There's alot of Heavy to think about from a Turbo and a Taco Bell. I think I'm going to go digest that. Digest. (DIGEST)

[diethx]

Fear of a word only increases fear of the thing itself.

Also, hi, welcome to the internet. How can I help you?

Oh yeah, she just got Voldemorted.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Oh my god. Can we make jokes with a different word please. Maybe one that doesn't invoke images of torture boats and hundreds of years of human enslavement.

It's not even the word for me. I don't see anything about it as funny...

[Ragepriest]

Oh yeah, she just got Voldemorted.

I love our ability to make Verbs On Demand (tm)...

[AnticorRifling]

It's not even the word for me. I don't see anything about it as funny...

That's because you're a racist.

[Hedensk]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/pretty-1-1.jpg

<3

[4a6c1]

You look happy.

[TheEschaton]

Is that Drayal? Kinda looks like his little grunge-y self.

[Kuyuk]

Is that his hair? Does he have a mullet?

[Hedensk]

Is that his hair? Does he have a mullet?

Yup.

[Asha]

Is that Drayal? Kinda looks like his little grunge-y self.

lol i should be so lucky

[diethx]

I think I know who that is!

[NeJaeden]

I think I know who that is!

when i saw your name as the latest poster in this thread I swore you were gonna post that bikini pic!!

[diethx]

when i saw your name as the latest poster in this thread I swore you were gonna post that bikini pic!!

I know you want to see me half naked, Drew, but I'd rather hop into a pool of boiling water than even imagine the possibility of you fapping to my pics. Thanks though.

[Sean]

I think I know who that is!

That guy has the potential to grow a beard so I know who it's not!

[diethx]

That guy has the potential to grow a beard so I know who it's not!

But it LOOKS like him.

[NeJaeden]

I know you want to see me half naked, Drew, but I'd rather hop into a pool of boiling water than even imagine the possibility of you fapping to my pics. Thanks though.

i only fap on asians

also, i think the original desire for the bikini pic stemmed from me noticing your constant, brutal criticism of other women when they posted their pics!

[Hedensk]

But it LOOKS like him.

OMG, who!?!?

[diethx]

i only fap on asians

also, i think the original desire for the bikini pic stemmed from me noticing your constant, brutal criticism of other women when they posted their pics!

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss81/wiido/hurr-durr-derp-face-then-i-lurrrld.jpg

[diethx]

OMG, who!?!?

Jay.

[NocturnalRob]

Jay.
Jay is skinnier than that. And he can't grow a beard.

[diethx]

Jay is skinnier than that. And he can't grow a beard.

He's got the same half-assed beard in his profile pic. And it LOOKS like him.

[NocturnalRob]

Your face

[diethx]

Your face

Your mom.

[Hedensk]

Jay.

I wish. Instead, he's some tattooed model dude. =/

[Sam]

Happy Birthday

[Hedensk]

Thanks Sam.

[diethx]

I wish. Instead, he's some tattooed model dude. =/

Who seems to be Jay's Doppelganger!!!! Ok, I concede all but that it LOOKS LIKE HIM FOFSFHSOWEIGn

eta: Oh and hbd.

[Asha]

Yeah HBD. Eat cake!

[Hedensk]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/192017_10150149740445901_737375900_8720490_6749371 _o.jpg

Yeah...

[diethx]

Ok, not so much from that angle. LOL :/

[Hedensk]

I told myself I wouldn't date tattooed musician hipster dudes anymore. Damnit. What's a girl to do?

[diethx]

What's a girl to do?

Cut his mullet while he sleeps and enjoy.

[NocturnalRob]

Respect yourself more.

[TheEschaton]

I told myself I wouldn't date tattooed musician hipster dudes anymore. Damnit. What's a girl to do?

I have an idea what you can do.

[AnticorRifling]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/192017_10150149740445901_737375900_8720490_6749371 _o.jpg

Yeah...

That is one ugly chick, you can do better.

[AnticorRifling]

My boys turn 5 today, they had their party last week since we were traveling this weekend. I'll have to post up some pics of them rocking some of their haul from the party.

[WRoss]

When a storm hit when I was supposed to ride:
I could have watched TV and imagined nature at its finest,
I could have stayed home and never wiped out,
I could have never had someone flick me off for being crazy in the rain,
When I looked in the mirror at myself, I never have to say, "I could have....,"
I never would have seen a family of deer emerge from nature's fury,
I never would have gone the extra 5 miles, just because I could,
I never would have had the path to myself,
I never would have look around myself, and smile to realize that I am doing it, not dreaming it.


http://i.imgur.com/YA9irl.jpg

[TheEschaton]

Are you some sort of hipster douchebag now?

[WRoss]

Fuck no. I just got back into triathlons. I've been training hard as shit. Doing 2 rides a day, plus a swim or run. Today just happened to have a huge ass storm come through, but if I wanted to ride, I had to go out and do it in the rain.

[AnticorRifling]

So you wrote a bad Nike commercial because it rained and you went outside?

[Parkbandit]

So you wrote a bad Nike commercial because it rained and you went outside?

I thought it was a quote from "What Women Want" with Mel Gibson...

[AnticorRifling]

No games, just sports.


Fuck I hate you.

[Parkbandit]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyO6ayCb5rE

[Cephalopod]

Your kid is cute. Please go away.

[JDDZ]

Adorable kid, congratulations. Still, I always wonder why people post pictures of their children to so many anonymous strangers.

[DCSL]

And not interested strangers. Or even indifferent strangers. Strangers who have proven that they actively don't like him.

[Delias]

And not interested strangers. Or even indifferent strangers. Strangers who have proven that they actively don't like him.

Possibly he thinks the ability to procreate is a redeeming quality.

[Parkbandit]

easier to post here than to send IMs to the few people that wanted to see

and no i think the ability to procreate is dangerous. people use their kids for all kinds of excuses. its sickening.

It's easier to get those 2 email addresses and email them the pictures.. than it is to keep creating new email addresses for yourself, change your IP, create a new login for the PC, verify the new login, login, upload the pictures and then post?

Serious question: Are you a fucking retard?

[Parkbandit]

Yes I am a retard.

Finally, some honesty.



www.hidemyass.com saves a lot of work

also with the PC you don't need to create a new email, you can use a dummy, it lets you go straight to the forums without any kind of confirmation

Well, you have dummy on your side. Guess it is easy for you.



if you're claiming i'm some kind of psycho for coming back and posting once per weekend, remember that you post here nearly every day. just because people that tolerate you are 1-2 more than those that can tolerate me doesn't exactly put you that far ahead, buddy. but i understand, technology didn't exist when you were a boy and so i can't knock ya for being fascinated by it.

You have been banned from this site multiple times on multiple logins for multiple reasons... yet you continue to want to be part of a community that told you to get the fuck out.

It's pretty pathetic at this point.. and if I didn't remember what a piece of shit you are, I would almost feel badly for you. Right now, I just have to feel badly for your kid because it's not his fault his father is a loser that craves attention so badly he continues to go where he's not wanted.

And I won't even go into how you espouse Muslim religion and claim to be a follower... I'm sure Mohammed would agree that you are a piece of shit.

[Parkbandit]

You're so right PB. Gosh, what was I thinking. If, in your infinite glory and wisdom, you happen to have a spare ray of light to shine down on my lowly position, please do so.. I so DESPERATELY need it!

The sun doesn't give off enough light to make you into something successful.

Stop embarrassing your kid.

[Asha]

Nutbag.

[WRoss]

The girl in the third photo (brunette) is the one you should have brought with you. She looks way less bitchy and way more into you.

[Parkbandit]

Flat chested girls seem to have a thing for you.

:P

[Carl Spackler]

The girl in the third photo (brunette) is the one you should have brought with you. She looks way less bitchy and way more into you.

Brunette was random from bar.

[WRoss]

Brunette was random from bar.

Taking someone to a wedding on a first date isn't too weird, right?

[Carl Spackler]

Flat chested girls seem to have a thing for you.

:P

Haha, I don't discriminate.

[NocturnalRob]

Haha, I don't discriminate.
That chick is dying to be a redhead, as illustrated by the chestickles.

[leifastagsweed]

http://i56.tinypic.com/5phlaw.jpg

Took this photo from a lookout spot halfway up the side of a mountain while I was out on a trail ride last week. This is about 20 minutes from my place. Beautiful!

[DCSL]

That mountain view is very pretty but I'm fascinated by your new avatar's breast-shaped shield, complete with (oddly glowing) pink nipple.

[Asha]

Flat chested girls seem to have a thing for you.

:P

Maybe there's something wrong with me but I don't mind smaller sized boobies.
Are they like fat chicks in that they have to impress in other, more mouth oriented ways?

[Parkbandit]

Maybe there's something wrong with me but I don't mind smaller sized boobies.
Are they like fat chicks in that they have to impress in other, more mouth oriented ways?

More than a mouthful is a waste.. but less than a mouthful is a damn shame.

[Parkbandit]

That mountain view is very pretty but I'm fascinated by your new avatar's breast-shaped shield, complete with (oddly glowing) pink nipple.

You missed the actual nipple?

[DCSL]

You missed the actual nipple?

No, but I see nipples all the time. It's more rare to see nipples on a shield.

[Delias]

No, but I see nipples all the time. It's more rare to see nipples on a shield.

I take that as a challenge. Nipple shields for everyone!

[leifastagsweed]

That mountain view is very pretty but I'm fascinated by your new avatar's breast-shaped shield, complete with (oddly glowing) pink nipple.

I know, I am fascinated by it, too! I googled 'women in armor' and randomly found that little gem. It's my homage to my newly marred breast and satisfies the feminist wanderlust I'm feeling this week.

[Kuyuk]

Settle that wanderlust by baring those babies on the topless thread!

[DCSL]

I take that as a challenge. Nipple shields for everyone!

Nipple shields? Do I look like Janet Jackson? (No.)

... I wish we could get nipple shield piercings in GS.

[WRoss]

Nipple shields? Do I look like Janet Jackson? (No.)

... I wish we could get nipple shield piercings in GS.

You can get anus forehead gems. You just need to be creative to bend around the rules.

[diethx]

Nipple shields are evil.

[leifastagsweed]

http://i56.tinypic.com/5phlaw.jpg

Took this photo from a lookout spot halfway up the side of a mountain while I was out on a trail ride last week. This is about 20 minutes from my place. Beautiful!

and then today, to the west we have... (northwest by ferry to be precise)

http://i51.tinypic.com/nla3xd.jpg

[Keller]

A couple of photos of Daphne from July. Both were taken by my sister who is transitioning from stay at home mom to a budding professional photographer.

http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/pp256/bobberyt/deyes.jpg

http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/pp256/bobberyt/d4thofjuly.jpg

[DCSL]

Oh my god. Her eyes and eyelashes are amazing.

[4a6c1]

Growing up fast. And so pretty!

In the second picture she is definately hatching some plans.

[Keller]

Growing up fast. And so pretty!

In the second picture she is definately hatching some plans.

Or possibly pooping.

[4a6c1]

Like I said.

[ravashaak]

Or possibly pooping.

Pooping is definitely the hatching of a plan

[CrystalTears]

http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/pp256/bobberyt/deyes.jpg
OMFG cute!!

[Cephalopod]

How long until WRoss hits on her?

[DCSL]

How long until WRoss hits on her?

I think he requires a full head of hair. But when she gets that, it's game on.

[WRoss]

I think I found Inspire!

http://i.imgur.com/uPz7l.jpg

[leifastagsweed]

Oh.My.God. Talk about your Mr. Right!

[NocturnalRob]

Keller, why is she wearing lip gloss?

[WRoss]

How long until WRoss hits on her?

I missed this comment....

And she isn't the daughter of a completely oblivious house wife from the PC so therefore, she will never be the object of my attention.

[diethx]

Oh.My.God. Talk about your Mr. Right!

This.

Also there's no way that was Inspire. Jon is looking for a woman.

[Palcron]

I think I found Inspire!

^
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/roo/2563360906.html

Perhaps?

[Keller]

Keller, why is she wearing lip gloss?

Unfortunately it's drool.

[Back]

Kinky.

[Drew]

Kinky.

WTF? Are you drunk again?

[Parkbandit]

Kinky.

http://www.fybertech.com/4thread/v_55056307/1270693145305.jpg

[Asha]

yeeeesh dude

[Asha]

Wonder what your religeon says about trawling the internet in search for dicks.
What a shame you are.

[DCSL]

I think that looking at too much internet porn has ruined the shock value of nudity for me.

[Divinity]

Unfortunately it's drool.

When I posted a pic of my daughter, he thought I put lipstick on her too. Lol.

[Divinity]

ok. WTF is up with the dick pics? >_<

[DCSL]

ok. WTF is up with the dick pics? >_<

IW is sharing his love of dicks with us.

[Delias]

Nobody here wants to sword fight, dude. Tuck that shit back into inspires ass, where it belongs.

[Asha]

:lol:

[4a6c1]

Oh look. Penis.

[Paradii]

Oh look. Penis.

Another day, another dollar?

[4a6c1]

NO YOU'RE A WHORE.

early!? need kaffeen?!

[Delias]

Another day, another dollar?

Hey, it's TWO dollars, asshole.

[Paradii]

NO YOU'RE A WHORE.

early!? need kaffeen?!

I need to increase my whoring, actually.

[4a6c1]

It's not just ANYONE"S!! It's MINE, a skinny asian dude who lives in South Carolina and lies to everyone and says I live in Russia

Need more info. Not enough funny.

[4a6c1]

lmao

poor Solkern

[Delias]

Ok, I love online girls. I met my first true love in GS3... her name was Angela. Jenisi. I moved into a trailer with her and her mom and told her she was fat all the time. Then she kicked me out. I got sad and I moved back in with my mom but she couldnt handle me so I flew to South Carolina and I'm addicted to coke. I play video games all day and tell people I am living in Russia and working in the stock exchange / or teaching. I love Gemstone and you guys remember me right? ---- Solkern

Are you sure you aren't my cousin Mike?

[AnticorRifling]

Always fun to watch the downward spiral of a douchebag.

[Paradii]

Always fun to watch the downward spiral of a douchebag.

So, it's your job to go around removing the penises from the forum? Better add that to your CV.

[AnticorRifling]

I know right, dong removal experience is hot right now.

[joehollywood]

I know right, dong removal experience is hot right now.

In porn they call that "the cleanser" but you have to suck on it too a bit.

[Delias]

In porn they call that "the cleanser" but you have to suck on it too a bit.

So are you gay for pay or do you really enjoy your work?

[joehollywood]

So are you gay for pay or do you really enjoy your work?

Both...there's no sin in being paid what you're both good at and enjoy. Look at Plaxico Burress...He likes playing some ball, shooting himself in the leg, AND getting paid.

[diethx]

Nobody here wants to sword fight, dude. Tuck that shit back into inspires ass, where it belongs.

lol

Also, was it just Solkern's penis that was posted or was it a new penis?! I am disappointed that I missed it.

[DCSL]

It was just the old Solkern picture posted A LOT of times all over.

[TheEschaton]

Did IW save it to his hard drive or something, cause I had never seen that penis before and I surely didn't need to see it now.

[Sean of the Thread]

After a long ass day at DollyWood for my eldest daughter's 11th birthday I let her open up my present.

Not exactly the N64 kid's response but she was happy. Had her sister convince her that she was getting that crappy American Baby doll or some shit the last couple of days so it was a nice surprise.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/101_0186.jpg

Here is the young one squinting like a china man taking the browns to the Superbowl.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/101_0180.jpg

The three of them were striking a pose in line for lunch when the one in the middle knocked over the pole that holds the lane to the counter. Result was my girls bolting with oh shit wasn't me looks on their faces right when I snapped the picture.

All and all other than my feet fucking killing me from amusement park walking in extremely fucked flops I had an awesome day with the girls.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/101_0185.jpg

[Asha]

Nice work on the Wii man.

[Paradii]

Are you asking for more money for more flip flops? Are you familiar with the old proverb about teaching a man to fish so he can trade them in for new sandals?

[4a6c1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5cZ7jfGwH8

[Sean of the Thread]

Are you asking for more money for more flip flops? Are you familiar with the old proverb about teaching a man to fish so he can trade them in for new sandals?


I only owe two people money here in our community. When I'm back solid standing on my feet they'll get it and I'm sure they know it's not a problem.

I'm paycheck to paycheck right now just to cover living and children. Hell I don't even own a pair of shoes. Good thing I have about 100 pair of boots courtesy of the gov't.


To sum it up fuck off faggot.

[NocturnalRob]

I only owe two people money here in our community. When I'm back solid standing on my feet they'll get it and I'm sure they know it's not a problem.

I'm paycheck to paycheck right now just to cover living and children. Hell I don't even own a pair of shoes. Good thing I have about 100 pair of boots courtesy of the gov't.


To sum it up fuck off faggot.
YOU MAD, HOMEY!??!

[Paradii]

Lawlz..


I ONLY OWE 2 PEOPLE MONEY FROM A GEMSTONE FORUM!!!!!! HULK SMASH!

[Reltov420]

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/soulslinger.jpg

Dug up some old pictures, I like this one of me crushing 'Soul Slinger' in Bishop CA.

[Reltov420]

Also crushed 'Evilution'. Can't wait to be healed and back into it.

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/highplainsdrifter.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

Awwww yeah sgt fucking york memorial in Knoxville.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/BILD0239.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

Also crushed 'Evilution'. Can't wait to be healed and back into it.

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/highplainsdrifter.jpg

This is the extent of my climbing this weekend...

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/BILD0262.jpg

[Reltov420]

Your ass is off the ground, it counts.

[Sean of the Thread]

Your ass is off the ground, it counts.

Werd.

It's fun as shit any time I climb. Never thought I'd dig it but it's the shit.

Hope you recover soon brother. Best wishes.

[DCSL]

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/soulslinger.jpg

Dug up some old pictures, I like this one of me crushing 'Soul Slinger' in Bishop CA.

I vote yes to more shirtless climbing pictures. Make it so.

[Tgo01]

I vote yes to more female shirtless climbing pictures. Make it so.

Yes, listen to her.

[Inspire]

Climbing is hard.

[Sean of the Thread]

Climbing is hard.


With your body fat I expect it would be.

Gravity is a bitch.

[Delias]

With your body fat I expect it would be.

Gravity is a bitch.

Hey now, just because someone is fat doesn't mean they don't enjoy active sports... just that they don't enjoy them often enough.

[Inspire]

Climbing uses muscles that I didn't know I had.

[Delias]

Climbing uses muscles that I didn't know I had.

None of us knew you had them.

[Reltov420]

Climbing is my moving meditation, let it be yours too! 'Phoenix Crack' here, bring your bravery scroll for this one.

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/8527_152118946038_681791038_3183294_3509004_n.jpg

[Reltov420]

My friend Kate is a crusher too, 5 feet 1 inch of power and grace.

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/kateSIS.jpg

[Gravebane525]

My friend Kate is a crusher too, 5 feet 1 inch of power and grace.

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/kateSIS.jpg

why is she wearing a shirt? I assumed from your other pictures that this climbing stuff had to be done shirtless

[Reltov420]

I couldn't convince her boyfriend, (also a good friend of mine) to allow it. Not for lack of trying!

[Delias]

My friend Kate is a crusher too, 5 feet 1 inch of power and grace.

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/kateSIS.jpg

Nice mattress. We used to use those when I was 8 for fighting on.

Edit: Still use them for sleeping on, an activity that requires no badassery.

[Reltov420]

It's no mattress, it's called a crash pad. Same principal, but these fold in half and can be worn like a backpack. They are made from a fairly stiff foam material, and have a durable canvas-like covering. Made specifically for bouldering.

Edit: Also great for sleeping on while on a climbing trip.

[Delias]

It's no mattress, it's called a crash pad. Same principal, but these fold in half and can be worn like a backpack. They are made from a fairly stiff foam material, and have a durable canvas-like covering. Made specifically for bouldering.

Edit: Also great for sleeping on while on a climbing trip.

So you aren't climbing very high, then. You would think I would have noticed the clearly visible ground in these photos, but strangely enough, I didn't. Apparently not noticing obvious things in photos is par for the course for me.

[Asha]

BOOOOOM!!!!

[Reltov420]

So you aren't climbing very high, then. You would think I would have noticed the clearly visible ground in these photos, but strangely enough, I didn't. Apparently not noticing obvious things in photos is par for the course for me.

The boulders in Bishop can get pretty high, but you can pick and choose climbs according to your bravery and skill level.

Like this. No amount of crash pads is adequate protection from a 50 footer. You reach a point from which you must not fall.


http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/highball.jpg

[Fallen]

Neat pic.

[Asha]

That is so fucking badass. I wouldn't even dare.
How do you get down?

Edit: forget I said that last part. Its obvious you run down the otherside and fucking LEAP off.

[Reltov420]

That is so fucking badass. I wouldn't even dare.
How do you get down?

Edit: forget I said that last part. Its obvious you run down the otherside and fucking LEAP off.

Leap off like a fucking gazelle, of course! (There's an easyish downclimb off the back)

Sometimes though, it can be tricky to get down, especially on huge freestanding rocks like that. In some cases, rope is required.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/highball.jpg

You know what is amazing about that picture to me? How small we are in the grand scheme of things. The Earth is badass!

[Paradii]

You know what is amazing about that picture to me? How small we are in the grand scheme of things. The Earth is badass!

Speak for yourself, I am a pretty big deal.

[Reltov420]

So badass.

[Inspire]

The boulders in Bishop can get pretty high, but you can pick and choose climbs according to your bravery and skill level.

Like this. No amount of crash pads is adequate protection from a 50 footer. You reach a point from which you must not fall.


http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/highball.jpg


Have you ever fell?

[Paradii]

So badass.

Thanks, I agree

[Reltov420]

Have you ever fell?

Lots and lots. Usually either on a pad, or on a rope. I've been hurt before, but it's not too common if you're careful. Twisted ankle, hurt wrist, banged up knees and elbows. I've never fallen from anything like the height in that picture though. I took a 20 footer onto a pretty good stack of pads, and cracked my eye socket on my knee once.

[Latrinsorm]

BOOOOOM!!!!Right? lol

[Reltov420]

Right? lol

Right. Out go the lights.

[Asha]

Speak for yourself, I am a pretty big deal.

Anything you say recently seems to make me laugh pretty seriously.

[Paradii]

Anything you say recently seems to make me laugh pretty seriously.

I have that effect on people.

[Gravebane525]

i can kinda understand mountain climbing atleast there your going some where your just doing it the hard way... but what makes you get up in the mornin and decide to go climb some big ass rock in the middle of no where?

[DCSL]

Because it's there and he can.

[diethx]

It was just the old Solkern picture posted A LOT of times all over.

Good - crisis averted.


Are you asking for more money for more flip flops? Are you familiar with the old proverb about teaching a man to fish so he can trade them in for new sandals?

lol


I only owe two people money here in our community. When I'm back solid standing on my feet they'll get it and I'm sure they know it's not a problem.

I'm paycheck to paycheck right now just to cover living and children. Hell I don't even own a pair of shoes. Good thing I have about 100 pair of boots courtesy of the gov't.


To sum it up fuck off faggot.

http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/you_mad.jpg

[Reltov420]

i can kinda understand mountain climbing atleast there your going some where your just doing it the hard way... but what makes you get up in the mornin and decide to go climb some big ass rock in the middle of no where?

Thats bouldering for you, it doesn't get you anywhere, but it's fun, and makes you strong. I also climb long routes (sport, traditional) thats more like going somewhere. Anything to get my ass off the ground.

Also, this is why. Because it's fucking awesome:


http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/SuspendedinSilence.jpg

[Gravebane525]

yea... I don't think I'd have any interest getting ontop of that big ass rock if there were stairs going up to the top. though I really wouldn;t mind goign for a walk around it. the area around nost of your pictures look amazing. makes me wonder where the hell those big ass rocks come from though.

[Reltov420]

yea... I don't think I'd have any interest getting ontop of that big ass rock if there were stairs going up to the top. though I really wouldn;t mind goign for a walk around it. the area around nost of your pictures look amazing. makes me wonder where the hell those big ass rocks come from though.

The large freestanding boulders in Bishop were deposited by a glacier.

[joehollywood]

yea... I don't think I'd have any interest getting ontop of that big ass rock if there were stairs going up to the top. though I really wouldn;t mind goign for a walk around it. the area around nost of your pictures look amazing. makes me wonder where the hell those big ass rocks come from though.

Two words...

Titan Testicles

[Gravebane525]

lol we got a place near by thats called boulder field. saposadly from a glacier, its maybe maybe 200 yards wide, and maybe 600+ long. I went out on it but my footing ain't very good so about a 1/4 of the way out I sat down and looked around and tried to dig down. no idea how deep this thing is but its nothing but boulders, even the biggest tiny compared to your pictures. I've no idea how deep they go but its like someone filled a lake with boulders and got rid of all the water. some people say if you put your ear to the boulders you can hear water running deep under them. I couldn't hear it though.

[Paradii]

saposadly from a glacier,



Wait....you want to blow me with the pampers is?

[AnticorRifling]

Wait....you want to blow me with the pampers is?

CAN

YOU


SHOW ME


WHERE

THE

CAMP US


IS?

[Cephalopod]

"A Bridge Too Far." Caine and Hackman in the same movie.

This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument!

[RichardCranium]

"A Bridge Too Far." Caine and Hackman in the same movie.

This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument!

Cock-man-oppressor!

[Paradii]

What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.

[Sean of the Thread]

"A Bridge Too Far." Caine and Hackman in the same movie.

This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument!

Pins and needles!

[Sean of the Thread]

Cock-man-oppressor!

Alrighty then just tell her Mr. Pokey stopped by.

[Delias]

Sanskrit? You're majoring in a 5000 year old dead language?
uh....here, latin, best I can do. Next?

[Reltov420]

A white clad surgeon leaps from hiding to attack... and...

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/stitches.jpg

A word of advice, don't grow a brain tumor, or this will happen to you!

[subzero]

A word of advice, don't grow a brain tumor, or this will happen to you!

I have a buddy that thought he had a brain tumor. Said he had constant headaches... never mind the fact that he smoked pot daily or any stress related issues. One night on his way back from the bar, he decided to convince the idiots he was with to take him to the hospital to get it checked out. They probably pulled off the quickest scan in history because they had to have seen (and likely smelled) him coming. By the time I got to his house and found out, maybe 10 minutes after they dropped him off, I went out to try and convince him to leave. They were starting to wheel his ass off as I made my way down the hallway. He lost ~$2k. It's not a toomah!

[Reltov420]

Makes for a good story though!

[4a6c1]

Holy shit! Any personality changes?

[Reltov420]

Holy shit! Any personality changes?


It's hard to say, I think I get frustrated or angry easier now, but that might stem from being stuck in my mothers house for so long, not able to work or climb. Nothing my friends have noticed, and nothing the psychological testing has revealed. I was worried about it at first, but I seem to be doing fine in that regard. That happened on Feb 28th, so a little more than 6 months ago. I did have a seizure since then, but the doctor said that might happen, due to the severe trauma of surgery, and the healing process.

[DCSL]

That looks like a giant pink centipede on the side of your head. The ladies must love it. Glad you're not experiencing any personality difficulties.

[Reltov420]

The scar isn't really that bad, and it's completely obscured by my hair now. You'd never be able to tell, unless I cut my hair REALLY short.

[Delias]

The scar isn't really that bad, and it's completely obscured by my hair now. You'd never be able to tell, unless I cut my hair REALLY short.

I'd use it to convince new agers that it was because I was reincarnated, and got it when I died in the battle of agincourt. or something.

[Reltov420]

I'd use it to convince new agers that it was because I was reincarnated, and got it when I died in the battle of agincourt. or something.

I took a morning star to the head in the early 15th century. Still got the scar!

[Kuyuk]

I took a morning star to the head in the early 15th century. Still got the scar!



Fuck man, hope you got the bastard wielding that thing!

[Gravebane525]

tell people it is from some religious thing, they performed a ceremony to rid you of a demon or sumin.

or it was done to help you on your path to enlightenment. so much fun you could have with a scar like that.

[Reltov420]

This thing... Looking at a 70+ foot roll down a steep rocky hill if you botch it in the worst way.


http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/156813_1679530942571_1066468347_1776250_3363434_n. jpg

[Asha]

It's terrifying that healthy dudes, waaaay healthier than me, agile and athletic etc etc get cancer and tumours.
It's like, wtf can you do!?

[Paradii]

It's terrifying that healthy dudes, waaaay healthier than me, agile and athletic etc etc get cancer and tumours.
It's like, wtf can you do!?

Live hard and die young.

[Delias]

Live hard and die young.

and if you're me, leave a sexy ass corpse for a cult of hot necrophiliac ladies.

[Reltov420]

Live hard and die young.

I've found that philosophy leads to awesome adventures. Live it.

[DCSL]

This thing... Looking at a 70+ foot roll down a steep rocky hill if you botch it in the worst way.


http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/156813_1679530942571_1066468347_1776250_3363434_n. jpg

I've already repped you recently for the incredible quality of your shirtlessness but I feel the need to express my appreciation again, so here you go. I'm not really a swoony type of girl but those shoulders..!

[SpiffyJr]

I've already repped you recently for the incredible quality of your shirtlessness but I feel the need to express my appreciation again, so here you go. I'm not really a swoony type of girl but those shoulders..!

So that beauty on the inside thing is a load of shit ugly women say?

[Asha]

So that beauty on the inside thing is a load of shit ugly women say?

Is that what angry fat people say?

[DCSL]

So that beauty on the inside thing is a load of shit ugly women say?

If you weren't being a moron, you'd realize that there is a wide range in beauty that can appeal to different people in different ways. I'm not saying that I want to bear this guy's children or anything. I'm saying he's got the kind of shoulders and back that make a girl's panties wet and you, in particular, should be wildly jealous and butt-hurt about it. Good job.

[Delias]

If you weren't being a moron, you'd realize that there is a wide range in beauty that can appeal to different people in different ways. I'm not saying that I want to bear this guy's children or anything. I'm saying he's got the kind of shoulders and back that make a girl's panties wet and you, in particular, should be wildly jealous and butt-hurt about it. Good job.


Yeah but you'll come crying to me the minute you need a back hair sweater.

[Androidpk]

Yeah but you'll come crying to me the minute you need a back hair sweater.

Or a manpon.

[Carl Spackler]

Sanskrit? You're majoring in a 5000 year old dead language?
uh....here, latin, best I can do. Next?


This movie is so great.

MEAT TOSSER!
http://www.mutantreviewers.com/pc23.jpg

[Reltov420]

If you weren't being a moron, you'd realize that there is a wide range in beauty that can appeal to different people in different ways. I'm not saying that I want to bear this guy's children or anything. I'm saying he's got the kind of shoulders and back that make a girl's panties wet and you, in particular, should be wildly jealous and butt-hurt about it. Good job.

Aw, you're making me blush!

[Androidpk]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4142/4921069512_885972cf33.jpg

Found this lovely pic of myself up on The Washington Center website. It's from 2010, Cash Room inside the Treasury Department. IIRC I was asking the panel about an audit of the Federal Reserve. They didn't like that one.

[Traelin]

on The Washington Center website. It's from 2010, Cash Room inside the Treasury Department. IIRC I was asking the panel about an audit of the Federal Reserve. They didn't like that one.

So you're saying that's not your boobs in your avatar? Kinda disappointed.

[Tgo01]

So you're saying that's not your boobs in your avatar? Kinda disappointed.

He didn't say that.

[Reltov420]

'Scar Tissue' in the Red River Gorge. Looking through these pics makes me want to climb SO badly. Waiting sucks!

http://i1127.photobucket.com/albums/l636/reltov420/229651_5380446038_681791038_130094_6220_n.jpg



You don't get the sense that this wall is overhanging by 50 degrees, but it is.