Picture Post - Post it up

[JDDZ]

me hungover, a common occurrence

edit...so how do we upload pictures in the actual post, not from a website?

[Asha]

me hungover, a common occurrence

edit...so how do we upload pictures in the actual post, not from a website?

Liking the hair man.

Posting a picture is simple. Simply type then insert the image location (eg: a copy - paste of the address) then at the end type

For instance, just press the QUOTE tab at the bottom right of this message and look at the coding of this picture I've inserted.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/shimmisking/collarcoolye7.png

[Hulkein]

It's crazy coming back here and seeing all the kids of posters I've known for so long! I obviously have to join the crowd.

http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd453/DrRichKimble/fam2.jpg

That's from Halloween if the dinosaur outfit wasn't a giveaway.

[TheEschaton]

You mean you deprive your kid of dinosaur costumes 364 days out of the year?!? What's the number for Philly child services?

Anyways, he looks cute, grats man.

[Hulkein]

Hey E! He grew out of that thing the next day, haha. Here are two more recent ones where the other people in the picture aren't obscured by too large sunglasses and dinosaur heads:

http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd453/DrRichKimble/fam4.jpg

http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd453/DrRichKimble/fam5.jpg

[TheEschaton]

Oh man, he's gonna be a lady killer.

[4a6c1]

What a cutie!

[diethx]

He's adorable, grats.

[CrystalTears]

Posting a picture is simple. Simply type then insert the image location (eg: a copy - paste of the address) then at the end type That only works if the picture is hosted on a website.


edit...so how do we upload pictures in the actual post, not from a website?It has to be hosted for you post it inline. Otherwise you need to upload it from your computer like you did. :)

[Cephalopod]

To take this a step farther, try imgur.com (http://imgur.com) for image hosting. After you upload, it even gives you the forum code if you're really lazy.

EDIT: And for women posting in the topless thread, it won't be removed from imgur like from photobucket.

[EasternBrand]

To take this a step farther, try imgur.com (http://imgur.com) for image hosting. After you upload, it even gives you the forum code if you're really lazy.

EDIT: And for women posting in the topless thread, it won't be removed from imgur like from photobucket.

This is what we call burying the lede.

[DCSL]

The family looks great, Hulkein! We were wondering what happened to you...

[Hulkein]

Thanks all. I'm glad I wasn't forgotten, DCSL :)

[Keller]

Daphne at the market chewing on a leek.

http://i417.photobucket.com/albums/pp256/bobberyt/223476_10150236198657228_634402227_8522180_5320233 _n.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

Very cute kid. What retarded app did you use to take that photo?

[TheEschaton]

Are you raising a hipster? Why's she wearing a huge, oversized cardigan?

ETA: And chewing on a leek?!?

[Hulkein]

Great pic. What the hell is leek?

[pabstblueribbon]

Great pic. What the hell is leek?

A vegetable...

[NocturnalRob]

What the hell is leek?
You're raising a child, right?

edit: More to the point, how many years have you been on this planet?

[TheEschaton]

Let's be fair, Rob, I've never seen a leek outside of the Boston, NY, and Washington D.C. metro areas.

[diethx]

Leeks aren't rare. They sell them here at both Publix and Kroger.

[TheEschaton]

Fuck you for denying my narrow generalization of the douchey foods hipsters eat!

[Keller]

Are you raising a hipster? Why's she wearing a huge, oversized cardigan?

ETA: And chewing on a leek?!?

She actually just put down her wooden PBR can to pick up the leek.

[Keller]

Great pic. What the hell is leek?

A marginally useful vegetable.

My wife makes a chicken, leak, and root vegetable soup with them. It is pretty good with enough sriacha. ;)

[Keller]

Very cute kid. What retarded app did you use to take that photo?

Instagram.

[pabstblueribbon]

Let's be fair, Rob, I've never seen a leek outside of the Boston, NY, and Washington D.C. metro areas.

Um.. I'm a redneck midwesterner and I know what a leek is..

[Tisket]

What the hell is leek?

Happens when I laugh too hard.

[Sean]

Leeks aren't rare. They sell them here at both Publix and Kroger.

What's a Publix or Kroger? Elitist!

[Drew]

Happens when I laugh too hard.

hahahah.... gross.

[Asha]

hahahah.... gross.

I dunno, it kinda worked for me on a different level.

[Dayko]

Great pic. What the hell is leek?
Not just leek =) (http://www.leekspin.com/)

[diethx]

What's a Publix or Kroger? Elitist!

lol

[Hulkein]

Woah some serious leek backlash here, haha. Maybe all I know about food is wrong? I've always considered myself to be a healthy eater too.

[4a6c1]

I've burned leek soup before. Tasted like fuzzy balls. I'm sure it's good when normal people make it.

[Delias]

I've burned leek soup before. Tasted like fuzzy balls. I'm sure it's good when normal people make it.

or people who like fuzzy balls eat it.

[4a6c1]

Speaking of leeks. This one time. At Army camp. (Somewhat YESTERDAY). I found an Albanian question about breakfast food on facebook and sent it to someone who hates questions. And then she was like "lolque" which is code for I Hate You. Successsssssss.

[Parkbandit]

I've burned leek soup before. Tasted like fuzzy balls. I'm sure it's good when normal people make it.

Perhaps this may have unconsciously added to your hatred of the male genitalia?

Either that... or your ex-husband had really bad hygiene in his 'area' where it smelled like burnt onions...

[Delias]

Perhaps this may have unconsciously added to your hatred of the male genitalia?

Either that... or your ex-husband had really bad hygiene in his 'area' where it smelled like burnt onions...

The burns were from the lit cigarettes she flicked at his balls to wake him up in the morning.

[diethx]

Speaking of leeks. This one time. At Army camp. (Somewhat YESTERDAY). I found an Albanian question about breakfast food on facebook and sent it to someone who hates questions. And then she was like "lolque" which is code for I Hate You. Successsssssss.

Actually, the joke's on you. I can totally read Albanian and I did that just to fuck with you.

Besides, the answer is always waffles.

[4a6c1]

Hah! x3

[Augie]

I haven't posted in a while, but here's a pic that was taken today at a photo shoot we did at this really pretty flower field by our house:

http://home.comcast.net/%7Efenix825/pics/01.jpg

[Asile]

My Mother's Day present? Getting a lot of chair chopped off (even though babies weren't grabbing it). Here's the result.

http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq162/asile13/05082011500.jpg

Yes, that's an empty carseat behind me! I got to go alone!

[B4Hand]

Soo cute, I love the hair-cut!

[B4Hand]

Fishing Trip!

http://i54.tinypic.com/9h4a50.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/2yzbjo9.jpg

[WRoss]

lololololololololololol

[Drew]

Oddest bathing suits I've ever seen.

[Gnome Rage]

How much does one frustrated, sleep-deprived night cost me? My hair.

Still can't decide how bad of a choice it was - I look like a baby with bangs.

http://i51.tinypic.com/rc4sjs.jpg


Moral of the story, don't leave scissors where college students can get them...

[Atlanteax]

Looks like they messed with your hair color(s) too

[Gnome Rage]

I cut my hair myself... lol.

The color is from freshman year when it was purple, it hasn't completely grown out yet. I spent about $150 dollars trying to get the purple (which had turned orange by then) out of my hair... Its still not gone

http://i52.tinypic.com/wt6au0.jpg
<from the front>

[Asha]

Shave it all down to the wood and start over.
People will open doors for you and everything.

[JDDZ]

I like it

[Gnome Rage]

Shave it all down to the wood and start over.
People will open doors for you and everything.

lulzs. I genuinely thought about it.

[Kuyuk]

curly hair > straight hair

[CrystalTears]

Fishing Trip!

http://i54.tinypic.com/9h4a50.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/2yzbjo9.jpg
What's with the blacking out? Are you hiding advertisements or something? Bizarro thing to do.

[Cephalopod]

What's with the blacking out? Are you hiding advertisements or something? Bizarro thing to do.

You haven't seen WRoss (and other's) responses to her kid's photos, I take it...

This reminds me of the Mormon porn (http://izismile.com/2010/09/03/how_to_make_mormon_porn_38_pics.html) thing from a few months ago. (oddly, may be considered nsfw?)

[CrystalTears]

You haven't seen WRoss (and other's) responses to her kid's photos, I take it...

This reminds me of the Mormon porn (http://izismile.com/2010/09/03/how_to_make_mormon_porn_38_pics.html) thing from a few months ago.
Heh, guess not.

[TheEschaton]

Yanno, I saw the post when it was posted, but I don't understand what the responses have to do with anything. At first I thought the censorship was because it was a picture of her girl, but the second one is a guy....so confused.

[Cephalopod]

Yanno, I saw the post when it was posted, but I don't understand what the responses have to do with anything. At first I thought the censorship was because it was a picture of her girl, but the second one is a guy....so confused.

I could be wrong, but I figured she was doing it more as a joke since previous pictures of her daughter have been met with creepy responses... and she just did it to the pic of her boy for further lulz.

[diethx]

I dunno, if I were her I wouldn't want Drew2 and Backlash fapping to shirtless pics of my son.

[CrystalTears]

I wouldn't post them at all.

[Cephalopod]

I dunno, if I were her I wouldn't want Drew2 and Backlash fapping to shirtless pics of my son.

This is the other likely reason.

Plus we all know about the repressed homosexual tension between Rob and AR...

[diethx]

I wouldn't post them at all.

True, I probably wouldn't post them either.

[Cephalopod]

True, I probably wouldn't post them either.

Says the woman who posted her ass to the woman who posted her tits!

Alright, maybe posting your ass is a bit of a stretch. I forget what exactly got posted.

[diethx]

Says the woman who posted her ass to the woman who posted her tits!

Alright, maybe posting your ass is a bit of a stretch. I forget what exactly got posted.

It was covered in skirt, though!

Plus there's a difference between posting pics of yourself and pics of your CHILD. :P

[Latrinsorm]

Your hair looks fine! The one where it looks half blonde is atrocious, but apparently that was a trick of the lighting so no worries.

[Asha]

Plus we all know about the repressed homosexual tension between Rob and AR...

THANKYOU.

[Gnome Rage]

Your hair looks fine! The one where it looks half blonde is atrocious, but apparently that was a trick of the lighting so no worries.

<3

icanfuckingstop (http://i56.tinypic.com/igm4pd.jpg)

[Asha]

<3

icanfuckingstop (http://i56.tinypic.com/igm4pd.jpg)


http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/shimmisking/igm4pd.jpg

I fucking loved Run To The Hills.

[diethx]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/shimmisking/igm4pd.jpg

I fucking loved Run To The Hills.

ROFL, omg. That's hilarious even with the horrid photoshopping.

[Asha]

MSPaint! lol

[NocturnalRob]

MSPaint
respek

[Gnome Rage]

lulz

[diethx]

MSPaint! lol

w/e. Your shopping skills fail, but your eye is keen.

[Asha]

OMG!! I wish there was someway to prove it.
Doesn't MSP save un vectored or something? I'm going to prove it somehow and you, like Rob, will respek me.
Big time. .
Big time.

[diethx]

OMG!! I wish there was someway to prove it.
Doesn't MSP save un vectored or something? I'm going to prove it somehow and you, like Rob, will respek me.
Big time. .
Big time.

I believe that you did it in MSPaint. What does it even matter!??! The point is, you saw what no one else did and made comedy gold out of it.

[Asha]

:D Yus!

[Drew]

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/shimmisking/igm4pd.jpg

I fucking loved Run To The Hills.



I am Bruce Dickinson, YES, the Bruce Dickinson.

[RaJu Denjik]

COME AT ME BRO

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9681/wwwwsj.jpg


The Nefaru. From my Friends Hindu wedding last week

[Stanley Burrell]

COME AT ME BRO

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9681/wwwwsj.jpg


The Nefaru. From my Friends Hindu wedding last week

I give up. What the fuck is up with his hand?

[Asha]

I was trying not to flip out over the segmented beard.

[NocturnalRob]

I give up. What the fuck is up with his hand?
It doesn't have any booze in it. Fatal flaw of a traditional Hindu wedding.

[RaJu Denjik]

whats wrong with it ? there was none allowed in the place parking lot though thats where it was at

[TheEschaton]

Hindus drink, only ascetic Hindus don't drink, and they generally don't have weddings in the middle of their ascetic periods. In fact, most Hindus I know are huge drunks.

[Stanley Burrell]

I was trying not to flip out over the segmented beard.

I was gonna try and play it off with the goatee, skin, neckbeard you pointed out, but did someone chop off his pinkie/he has seven fingers on one hand. I definitely am not at a Hindu wedding, currently, as Rob pointed out, so, yeah.

Great pictures, everyone.

[RaJu Denjik]

I was gonna try and play it off with the goatee, skin, neckbeard you pointed out, but did someone chop off his pinkie/he has seven fingers on one hand. I definitely am not at a Hindu wedding, currently, as Rob pointed out, so, yeah.

Great pictures, everyone.

i assure you I have 5 fingers on each hand

[Keller]

http://oi55.tinypic.com/2vtuxwj.jpg

[Paradii]

I've been setting up trail cameras baited with some rotting meat in the name of science. Whenever one of these guys comes up to the camera, all I can think of is that honey badger not giving a fuck video.


[http://inlinethumb44.webshots.com/44907/2943775940071149490S600x600Q85.jpg (http://pets.webshots.com/photo/2943775940071149490UrxQCq)


That is all.

[diethx]

That honey badger is about to take what it wants.

[AnticorRifling]

Badgers kick so much ass.

[Ragepriest]

...yet they look immensely huggable; the evil irony of nature?

[diethx]

...yet they look immensely huggable; the evil irony of nature?

They're kinda cute, but I dunno if I'd call them immensely huggable-looking. Maybe I'm just biased since I watched them tear off snake heads and eat nasty larva.

[Delias]

They're kinda cute, but I dunno if I'd call them immensely huggable-looking. Maybe I'm just biased since I watched them tear off snake heads and eat nasty larva.

This makes me love them even more. If my kid was tearing the heads off of venomous snakes, I think my heart would explode with love... but I doubt he will ever be as awesome as a badger.

[Ragepriest]

... but surely, as huggable?

[B4Hand]

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/225560_216143121738739_100000291585772_841128_1993 007_n.jpg

Yep here they are being kids.

[Atlanteax]

http://asset.soup.io/asset/0918/3504_846a_500.jpeg

[WRoss]

yes, yes, no, yes

[EasternBrand]

yes, yes, no, yes

Straight down, ending with the cake?

[NocturnalRob]

yes, yes, no, yes
dude...

dude...

[WRoss]

I only do it because she's the definition of oblivious conservative house mom who is disconnected from reality and very likely to end up like the mom from Requim For a Dream. Without me, her fears would be a figment of her imagination. I represent all that she protects her children from, so therefore, I serve a purpose. A purpose that will likely lead to lots of failed family counseling, some drug addictions, and alcoholism.

Edit: Bottom to top was my intention, but top to bottom seems so much more creepy, so I'll go with that one.

[diethx]

I only do it because she's the definition of oblivious conservative house mom who is disconnected from reality and very likely to end up like the mom from Requim For a Dream. Without me, her fears would be a figment of her imagination. I represent all that she protects her children from, so therefore, I serve a purpose. A purpose that will likely lead to lots of failed family counseling, some drug addictions, and alcoholism.

Edit: Bottom to top was my intention, but top to bottom seems so much more creepy, so I'll go with that one.

lolque

[NocturnalRob]

I only do it because she's the definition of oblivious conservative house mom who is disconnected from reality and very likely to end up like the mom from Requim For a Dream. Without me, her fears would be a figment of her imagination. I represent all that she protects her children from, so therefore, I serve a purpose. A purpose that will likely lead to lots of failed family counseling, some drug addictions, and alcoholism.

Edit: Bottom to top was my intention, but top to bottom seems so much more creepy, so I'll go with that one.
I laughed. Loudly.

[pabstblueribbon]

He does it, because he cares.

[diethx]

He does it, because he cares to see teenaged titties.

ftfy

[Hedensk]

SUMMER!??!?!!1111ONEONE


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo15.jpg

[RichardCranium]

Way too much clothing to be a summer photo.

[NocturnalRob]

Way too much clothing to be a summer photo.
Way too much logic to be wrong.

[Hedensk]

So difficult to please.

[Drew]

Summer sucks, I'm counting down the days till south florida winter.

[Ragepriest]

Well SOME of us are grateful, at least...


=o)

[NocturnalRob]

So difficult to please.
Didn't say I wasn't pleased. Simply pointing out RC's logic.

Nice stems.

[RichardCranium]

So difficult to please.

Don't get me wrong, Rob came. But, you don't get what you don't ask for.

[NocturnalRob]

Don't get me wrong, Rob came. But, you don't get what you don't ask for.
Twice.

[RichardCranium]

Upon retrospection, that sounded much gayer than I intended.

[Hedensk]

Twice.

Hot.

[WRoss]

SUMMER!??!?!!1111ONEONE


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo15.jpg

yes

[Rucca]

Twice.

Weak. Three times for me.

[Hedensk]

Weak. Three times for me.

Hotter.

[Ragepriest]

Summer sucks, I'm counting down the days till south florida winter.

SoFla winter? That's the 3 weeks in January where it hits the lower 60s? I remember those fondly.

[Keller]

http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/05/20/10d5ec69f0374d9d8a87e2726b9957c9_7.jpg

Daddy is so proud!

[Kuyuk]

Did you use a 1950's camera for that? Jesus.

Awesome though. I love kids, they are amazing.

Cant wait for more!

[Delias]

Did you use a 1950's camera for that? Jesus.

Awesome though. I love kids, they are delicious.

Cant wait for more!

What's your best recipe?

[Keller]

http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/05/20/10d5ec69f0374d9d8a87e2726b9957c9_7.jpg

Daddy is so proud!

My wife's friend takes most pictures. My wife and I are too busy trying to eat our own dinner in between keeping Daphne happy to worry about taking our own pictures.

She uses a program called instagram to modify the pictures.

[Blackmagic]

http://images.instagram.com/media/2011/05/20/10d5ec69f0374d9d8a87e2726b9957c9_7.jpg

Daddy is so proud!

Nothing personal but it kinda looks like something from a Rob Zombie movie. Kinda like Cpt Spaulding and the bucket of fried chicken

[Drakefang]

I love the pic, Keller. So cute and such the meat eater!

[Gnome Rage]

http://i51.tinypic.com/116i2ib.jpg

Mud sliding on Thursday. :D (The face was supposed to be angry... lawl)

[Latrinsorm]

That hairstyle works great for you, but you kinda blew it with your foundation. :heart:

[ravashaak]

SUMMER!??!?!!1111ONEONE


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo15.jpg

I know what I want for my birthday...

[ravashaak]

http://i51.tinypic.com/116i2ib.jpg

Mud sliding on Thursday. :D (The face was supposed to be angry... lawl)

Just the way I like my women - dirty and angry

[Gnome Rage]

That hairstyle works great for you, but you kinda blew it with your foundation. :heart:

lol <3 come do my makeup!


Just the way I like my women - dirty and angry

Oh baby, you like to watch the dirt wash off?

(side note: that was the grossest part - watching it all come off later)

[Ragepriest]

http://i51.tinypic.com/116i2ib.jpg

Mud sliding on Thursday. :D (The face was supposed to be angry... lawl)

Is "mud sliding" like when you go on a slip'n'slide and you keep going past the edge??

[Gnome Rage]

No. when the baseball field has huge mud puddles in it, and you run across the field and baseball slide into the the puddles.

[B4Hand]

The Bane..

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/240694_223907314288053_100000063576910_989541_7376 768_o.jpg

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/242051_223906164288168_100000063576910_989525_1250 64_o.jpg

[diethx]

That dog is adorable, and you should thank whoever bought it for your daughter.

[B4Hand]

I would had I not said..no more dogs, and the fact that I have to now play one dog in the kennel..one dog can roam the house, because my big dog does not like other dogs. It's a logistical nightmare. If she were out on her own..graduated from high school..not living here, I would have said great! However, I didn't WANT another dog, as she is still in High School, that is basically what happened.

but she is cute..totally adorable and her name is Lilly and I'm not having any luck at not falling in love with her.

[Ragepriest]

No. when the baseball field has huge mud puddles in it, and you run across the field and baseball slide into the the puddles.

I see. So you enjoy diving face first into dirty wet things then take pics afterward.

Interesting.

::takes notes::

[Gnome Rage]

Actually, feet first.

[DCSL]

I would had I not said..no more dogs, and the fact that I have to now play one dog in the kennel..one dog can roam the house, because my big dog does not like other dogs. It's a logistical nightmare. If she were out on her own..graduated from high school..not living here, I would have said great! However, I didn't WANT another dog, as she is still in High School, that is basically what happened.

but she is cute..totally adorable and her name is Lilly and I'm not having any luck at not falling in love with her.

Ooo, yeah, I would be pretty pissed too if it made life difficult for my older, established dog. I wouldn't blame the person who gave it to your daughter, though, I'd blame the daughter for accepting when she knew all that.

She is really cute, though. Boxer puppies are precious.

[Ragepriest]

I would had I not said..no more dogs, and the fact that I have to now play one dog in the kennel..one dog can roam the house, because my big dog does not like other dogs. It's a logistical nightmare. If she were out on her own..graduated from high school..not living here, I would have said great! However, I didn't WANT another dog, as she is still in High School, that is basically what happened.

but she is cute..totally adorable and her name is Lilly and I'm not having any luck at not falling in love with her.

My two dogs get along great with each other (brother & sister) but not with any OTHER dogs. The logistics of avoiding dogs around the neighborhood when they're walked is difficult enough- having to keep two dogs in your own house from killing each other is an unenviable burden.

I'd blame the donating party more than your daughter though...

...everyone knows that puppies radiate an Aura of Helplessness that no recipient can resist. She was powerless, doomed from the start.

[Deadelf]

I would had I not said..no more dogs, and the fact that I have to now play one dog in the kennel..one dog can roam the house, because my big dog does not like other dogs. It's a logistical nightmare. If she were out on her own..graduated from high school..not living here, I would have said great! However, I didn't WANT another dog, as she is still in High School, that is basically what happened.

but she is cute..totally adorable and her name is Lilly and I'm not having any luck at not falling in love with her.

On top of that Boxers are high need dogs. I love em but man owning two of them for many years I recall a lot of pain in my ass moments with them. 100 pound dogs who think they should be lap dogs, always fun.

[mrjrd222]

That dog will look like mine in a while, the facial colors are damn near identical...

And yea, needy dogs. Mine is Daisy, in the pic she's wanting me to throw her ball, for the 30th time.

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x88/jduplessis/IMG_0031.jpg

[nub]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n295/nubulator9/que.jpg

lol

[AnticorRifling]

Nub you're pretty much awesome.

[WRoss]

http://i.imgur.com/NURbMl.jpg

Since Nub continued the discussion of dogs.

[WRoss]

omg, that is way too big

[4a6c1]

lol

cute dog

[WRoss]

I was laughing my ass off at how big the picture was. I'm such a dork.

Fixed it.

[Krayton]

A couple of pictures of the storm that rolled through town. No touch-downs but it was pretty cool to watch. Pictures were taken at about 8:55-9:00 p.m. EST.


https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/226763_654342435842_49102021_34072186_908410_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/231128_654343668372_49102021_34072204_3656855_n.jp g

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/227398_654348358972_49102021_34072220_7477098_n.jp g

[diethx]

Nub you're pretty much awesome.

Yeah I'm pretty convinced that nub is a trust fund baby who's eternally on some awesome vacation that may or may not involve a lot of brolove and alcohol.

[RichardCranium]

Found this going through some old pics:



http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/002.jpg

[Drew]

Yeah I'm pretty convinced that nub is a trust fund baby who's eternally on some awesome vacation that may or may not involve a lot of brolove and alcohol.

Nub just lives in SoFla, that's how we roll!

[Hulkein]

Nub is keeping it real 24/7.

[ravashaak]

Oh baby, you like to watch the dirt wash off?

(side note: that was the grossest part - watching it all come off later)

So this means you two shower together? Oh baby!

[Kuyuk]

thats the most jacked up button config I've ever seen

[diethx]

One word: macros.

[Kuyuk]

One word: macros.

This.

I have like... 2 macros for DPSing

and about 10 buttons for buffing, which are no big deal, since when you need to buff, you're just entering a dungeon or raid..

Either way, Rift is a 2 action bar game max

[LMingrone]

Kitty looks like mine. She has to stay in a cat hotel for the next month. She can't watch me playing CS for a while :(

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/835/007wgw.jpg

[Tisket]

Congratulations. She's cute as a button.

[Delias]

That's if you believe him. Judging from how unhappy that baby looks, I am forced to assume he kidnapped it.

[Tisket]

That's if you believe him. Judging from how unhappy that baby looks, I am forced to assume he kidnapped it.

The baby's source might be in doubt but that in no way negates the fact that he is as cute as a button.

[TheEschaton]

Your baby is already looking away from you as much as possible. I'd say he's more intelligent than you.

[nub]

Yeah I'm pretty convinced that nub is a trust fund baby who's eternally on some awesome vacation that may or may not involve a lot of brolove and alcohol.

lol nay...

That is my friend's boat, he... does pretty well for himself.

[Delias]

lol nay...

That is my friend's boat, he... does pretty well for himself.

Is that your way of saying your his... uh, masculine form of mistress... mister? Are you his mister?

[WRoss]

We went out to the practice range today and were hitting from the 280 (to the green) tee box. I was practicing my high irons and decided to take a driver out for the last ball. This was the result. Now, if only I could actually repeat that. Maybe next year.

http://i.imgur.com/vcv2Pl.jpg

[Sam]

Caught a rat snake in my back yard this afternoon. At least I'm guessing that's what it was.

http://samburke.info/snake.jpg

[WRoss]

That looks like a garter snake that just shed. Those things are everywhere in GA.

[Delias]

We went out to the practice range today and were hitting from the 280 (to the green) tee box. I was practicing my high irons and decided to take a driver out for the last ball. This was the result. Now, if only I could actually repeat that. Maybe next year.

http://i.imgur.com/vcv2Pl.jpg

As a non-golfer, what am I supposed to be looking at and am I supposed to be impressed by it?

[No Gnomes Is Good News]

Caught a rat snake in my back yard this afternoon. At least I'm guessing that's what it was.

http://samburke.info/snake.jpg

Sweet PJ's dude

[Parkbandit]

As a non-golfer, what am I supposed to be looking at and am I supposed to be impressed by it?

It's not as much about golf as it is about common sense... let's see if I can help you find some:

"hitting from 280" = hitting from 280 yards from the hole.. or almost 3 times the distance of the length of a football fields. A really good distance for a golf shot..

Now, I highlighted some important features in the picture:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/vcv2Pl.jpg

Notice the white ball? That's the golf ball he hit around 280 yards. Notice how close it is to the pin? That is a really, really good shot. A professional golf player would be very happy with that shot.

[AnticorRifling]

Why is there a retarded, red bicycle laying on the green?!

[Asha]

Why is there a retarded, red bicycle laying on the green?!

No chain, no basic frame or it wouldn't be just lying there.

[Parkbandit]

No chain, no basic frame or it wouldn't be just lying there.

Anticor was more excited that he thought he saw a bike with the seat missing.. and wanted to take it for a spin on this section of road:

http://crestlinestudios.com/nomad///wp-content/uploads/2008/07/roadbumps.jpg

[Parkbandit]

In a totally unrelated google search for "bumpy road"...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GJz3bPFtDhc/TFJ9mjyEnhI/AAAAAAAAAac/08i1T_8Jn9c/s1600/bumpy-road.jpg

[Delias]

It's not as much about golf as it is about common sense... let's see if I can help you find some:

"hitting from 280" = hitting from 280 yards from the hole.. or almost 3 times the distance of the length of a football fields. A really good distance for a golf shot..

Now, I highlighted some important features in the picture:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/vcv2Pl.jpg

Notice the white ball? That's the golf ball he hit around 280 yards. Notice how close it is to the pin? That is a really, really good shot. A professional golf player would be very happy with that shot.


If I know nothing about golf, how would I know that 280 yards is an impressive distance to hit a golf ball with a driver? Also, since I didn't know what the pin represented, looking in the middle ground of the picture instead of the foreground, I saw nothing but a pretty open field... I wasn't exactly searching it for fucking clues.

[TheEschaton]

Are you literally retarded? You couldn't look at that picture and figure out that hitting a tiny ball 280 yards is going to be good with such accuracy? You didn't think the hole with a giant pin sticking out of it was some sort of important part of the game?

[Keller]

In a totally unrelated google search for "bumpy road"...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GJz3bPFtDhc/TFJ9mjyEnhI/AAAAAAAAAac/08i1T_8Jn9c/s1600/bumpy-road.jpg

In before Rob calls her fat, ugly, or a Christina Hendrix wanna-be.

[NocturnalRob]

If I know nothing about golf, how would I know that 280 yards is an impressive distance to hit a golf ball with a driver? Also, since I didn't know what the pin represented, looking in the middle ground of the picture instead of the foreground, I saw nothing but a pretty open field... I wasn't exactly searching it for fucking clues.
Golf is the ultimate sport- you just hate it because you can't play it.

[Parkbandit]

If I know nothing about golf, how would I know that 280 yards is an impressive distance to hit a golf ball with a driver? Also, since I didn't know what the pin represented, looking in the middle ground of the picture instead of the foreground, I saw nothing but a pretty open field... I wasn't exactly searching it for fucking clues.

You would have to be the dumbest person on the planet to make that story believable.

Oh, nevermind. I believe you.

[Parkbandit]

In before Rob calls her fat, ugly, or a Christina Hendrix wanna-be.

I admit I had to look up Christina Hendrix.. but well played.

[Delias]

Are you literally retarded? You couldn't look at that picture and figure out that hitting a tiny ball 280 yards is going to be good with such accuracy? You didn't think the hole with a giant pin sticking out of it was some sort of important part of the game?

I didn't notice the hole. I thought the pin was a distance marker of some sort.

Edit: I believe I was five the last time I swung a golf club, and it was at my older sister.

[NocturnalRob]

In before Rob calls her fat, ugly, or a Christina Hendrix wanna-be.
If PB thinks this is "well-played," then you have failed.

Also, it's not 'Hendrix.'

Also, I would smack that nice young lady's boobs around.

[Delias]

Golf is the ultimate sport- you just hate it because you can't play it.

True, but the reason I can't play it is financial.

[4a6c1]

Ross that is a good shot. Lady in blue those are some huge tits.

[NocturnalRob]

True, but the reason I can't play it is financial.
How expensive is the surgery for improved hand-eye coordination? I wasn't even aware there was one.

[Delias]

How expensive is the surgery for improved hand-eye coordination? I wasn't even aware there was one.

If they can make michael jackson white, surely they can make me black.

[Androidpk]

How expensive is the surgery for improved hand-eye coordination? I wasn't even aware there was one.

The do it yourself fix is easier, just play videogames.

[Cephalopod]

In a totally unrelated google search for "bumpy road"...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GJz3bPFtDhc/TFJ9mjyEnhI/AAAAAAAAAac/08i1T_8Jn9c/s1600/bumpy-road.jpg

As old as this picture is, I imagine her tits are probably dragging on the ground now.

(I used to have a link to multiple sets of her, though...)

[Keller]

(I used to have a link to multiple sets of her, though...)

This is going to be a problem going forward.

[Tisket]

As old as this picture is, I imagine her tits are probably dragging on the ground now.

(I used to have a link to multiple sets of her, though...)

Nah, they are probably hugging her neck now in that special plastic surgery way.

[Parkbandit]

I didn't notice the hole. I thought the pin was a distance marker of some sort.

Edit: I believe I was five the last time I swung a golf club, and it was at my older sister.

Does swinging a golf club make you know something about golf?

You should have stuck with "I didn't really look at the picture at all when I made my first comment.. sorry".. because that is believable.

This parade of excuses isn't. Just do yourself a favor and stop.

[Delias]

Does swinging a golf club make you know something about golf?

You should have stuck with "I didn't really look at the picture at all when I made my first comment.. sorry".. because that is believable.

This parade of excuses isn't. Just do yourself a favor and stop.

I'm trying to determine if you suffer from senile dementia or have always been this way.

[Cephalopod]

This is going to be a problem going forward.

NSFW. (http://www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=816818&lenta_type=1&type=421) (This either (http://www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=817457&lenta_type=1&type=421). Or this (http://www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=818883&lenta_type=1&type=421).)

[CrystalTears]

If I know nothing about golf, how would I know that 280 yards is an impressive distance to hit a golf ball with a driver? Also, since I didn't know what the pin represented, looking in the middle ground of the picture instead of the foreground, I saw nothing but a pretty open field... I wasn't exactly searching it for fucking clues.
But you do know about this game called golf, right? And in said game, the basic premise is to hit a ball from far away to get as close to the hole as possible, right? Or are you that sheltered?

[NocturnalRob]

NSFW. (http://www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=816818&lenta_type=1&type=421) (This either (http://www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=817457&lenta_type=1&type=421). Or this (http://www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=818883&lenta_type=1&type=421).)
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!

[Parkbandit]

I'm trying to determine if you suffer from senile dementia or have always been this way.

Says the guy who claims 'I know nothing about golf, how could I possibly know what that picture was about!??'

Just stop. Let your stupidity just blow over..

[Cephalopod]

I hate to speak up, because my general ignorance on anything related to sports is pretty astounding, but haven't you ever even played like... Microsoft Golf? Wii Sports Golf? I've never played 'real golf', and even I know how the stupid game is played just from spending 2 seconds fucking with those over the last 20 years.

(Also, from watching Happy Gilmore. THE PRICE IS WRONG, BITCH.)

[Parkbandit]

I hate to speak up, because my general ignorance on anything related to sports is pretty astounding, but haven't you ever even played like... Microsoft Golf? Wii Sports Golf? I've never played 'real golf', and even know how the stupid game is played just from spending 2 seconds fucking with those over the last 20 years.

(Also, from watching Happy Gilmore. THE PRICE IS WRONG, BITCH.)

Or just changing the channel on the TV and seeing golf on tv.

Or just driving by a golf course.

Hell, just playing a game of miniature golf!

[NocturnalRob]

There's no way you haven't played Golden Tee in a bar.

[DCSL]

NSFW. (http://www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=816818&lenta_type=1&type=421) (This either (http://www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=817457&lenta_type=1&type=421). Or this (http://www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=818883&lenta_type=1&type=421).)

Holy crap.

[Keller]

Ya, I'm really not sure how you live in a western country and not know the basic concept of golf.

[TheEschaton]

inc "Haha I'm trolling you I'm not really that dumb" post.

[Delias]

The basic concept is that you hit a ball with a club and aim for a series of holes. Got it. This in no way provides the information needed to gauge distances, knowledge of the rules, or way the field is laid out.

Yeah, you're right. I'm dumb AND I don't know about golf... two strikes. I'm also a prick, so that's three right there, and I'm out.

[DCSL]

I think it's pretty gay of you guys to be arguing about the ubiquitousness of golf in America when you could be looking at those boobs.

Unless you're at work, I guess.

[DCSL]

I think it's pretty gay of you guys to be arguing about the ubiquitousness of golf in America when you could be looking at those boobs.

Unless you're at work, I guess.

[Axhinde]

You felt so strongly you said it twice!

[NocturnalRob]

You felt so strongly you said it twice!
Her boobs are that nice.

[Axhinde]

Her boobs are that nice.

Too big for me. I like em perky, not bruised.

[NocturnalRob]

Too big for me. I like em perky, not bruised.
Eh, mix it up.

[Axhinde]

I like what I like. No shame in that.

[AnticorRifling]

That looks fun.

[nub]

Is that your way of saying your his... uh, masculine form of mistress... mister? Are you his mister?

You wish... STARE

[nub]

SUMMER!??!?!!1111ONEONE


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo15.jpg

jesus...

[WRoss]

I started an arguement and didn't even realize it. Delias should know about golf, especially that course because IT IS RIGHT NEXT TO HIS HOUSE.

[B4Hand]

My adopted Grandson..Japhi

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/Japhi.jpg

[WRoss]

You don't have to adopt grandchildren, just call me.

[Keller]

NSFW. (http://www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=816818&lenta_type=1&type=421) (This either (http://www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=817457&lenta_type=1&type=421). Or this (http://www.pokazuha.ru/view/topic.cfm?key_or=818883&lenta_type=1&type=421).)

I got home, put mini Keller to bed, and then immediately got on my personal computer to check these links.

I was not disappointed.

[WRoss]

I got home, put mini Keller to bed, and then immediately got on my personal computer to check these links.

I was not disappointed.

I remember when you found out you were going to have a level 0 monk. Now, how long has it been, and there still aren't monks. You apparently need another child.

[ThatDamnTep]

I remember when you found out you were going to have a level 0 monk. Now, how long has it been, and there still aren't monks. You apparently need another child.

That was Euler (sp?).

[Keller]

That was Euler (sp?).

Ya, I was a little confused.

[WRoss]

Ohh, I can't keep track of all you people having mini demons.

[NocturnalRob]

My adopted Grandson..Japhi
Last name Joffer? From Zamunda?

Cute kid. Great eyes.

[Cephalopod]

So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.

[Parkbandit]

I started an arguement and didn't even realize it. Delias should know about golf, especially that course because IT IS RIGHT NEXT TO HIS HOUSE.

:rofl:

[Ryhn]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5181/5785344219_c10d8541fc.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/63566733@N07/5785344219/)
244142_10150174334597364_574027363_6617639_1704719 _o (http://www.flickr.com/photos/63566733@N07/5785344219/) by gs ryhn (http://www.flickr.com/people/63566733@N07/), on Flickr

[Back]

Do you charge by the hour?

[Ryhn]

Do you charge by the hour?


By the minute.

[thefarmer]

By the minute.

Something tells me he won't even need that much time.

[Ryhn]

Something tells me he won't even need that much time.

Probably gonna have to consider something like a 3 minute minimum. I'm business minded!

[Ragepriest]

Probably gonna have to consider something like a 3 minute minimum. I'm business minded!



Would we get credit for unused time?

[Parkbandit]

Do you charge by the hour?

Way to bury the needle on the Creepy Meter.

[Ryhn]

Would we get credit for unused time?


Haha. Sure, that seems fair!

[Athgo]

Some pictures from my Vegas trip this past weekend for graduation.

http://i.imgur.com/B8FEp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nvc6c.jpg

[Keller]

this dude has balls the size of coconuts.

http://3432-philly.voxcdn.com/files/2011/06/emma-watson-asked-to-sign-her-own-upskirt-photo-n-1961-1306948272-12-438x640.jpg

[Kuyuk]

That is fucking awesome. ahahahahahaha,

[diethx]

LOL is that a picture of her?! LOLOLOL if so that's pretty epic.

[Drew]

LOL is that a picture of her?! LOLOLOL if so that's pretty epic.

Yes it is. Not that I have it saved or anything, I need to find Chris Hansen.

[Drew]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/backwardhatclub/ChrisHansen.gif

[diethx]

I bet she hasn't gone commando since.

[Kuyuk]

Hate you drew.

It's like that gif of the chick cutting her shirt off... no matter how many times you watch it, nothing fucking changes.

[Cephalopod]

Hate you drew.

It's like that gif of the chick cutting her shirt off... no matter how many times you watch it, nothing fucking changes.

You're welcome (http://www.shabooty.com/2008/04/22/frustration-no-matter-how-many-times-you-watch-this-gif-it-will-never-happen.php). (nsfw)

[NocturnalRob]

You're welcome (http://www.shabooty.com/2008/04/22/frustration-no-matter-how-many-times-you-watch-this-gif-it-will-never-happen.php). (nsfw)
Those are nice.

[Inspire]

Those are some big arioles.

[Keller]

LOL is that a picture of her?! LOLOLOL if so that's pretty epic.

You can tell by the "must not raise knee to balls" look on her face that it is a picture of her.

[Hedensk]

I did a photoshoot. With an AK-47.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/5789609746_f86f0963a1_b.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/gun2.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/head1.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

hi

[WRoss]

That last picture is....win...

[DCSL]

I saw you tagged in those photos on Facebook. Very nice!

[Keller]

How do I facebook stalk, I mean become facebook friends, with Hedensk?

[WRoss]

I had to send her money, I mean do a GS transaction...

[Drakefang]

Congrats on the hot photo shoot. Hope the modeling goes places for you. That last pic was certainly ignition material.

[ravashaak]

this dude has balls the size of coconuts.

http://3432-philly.voxcdn.com/files/2011/06/emma-watson-asked-to-sign-her-own-upskirt-photo-n-1961-1306948272-12-438x640.jpg

Her expression is fucking priceless!