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Delias
01-25-2011, 09:50 PM
It's 'cause we've seen the Gorgeous Family before. XD And then we were all like, JAILBAIT. Seriously, they're one of the collectively prettiest families I've ever seen. No one in there, from parents to kids, is remotely unattractive.

Don't worry, life will ugly them up some eventually.

B4Hand
01-25-2011, 11:09 PM
Don't worry, life will ugly them up some eventually.

Hey..pfft Delias! She said even the parents (that's me and hubby) aren't unattractive! Yeah...maybe when I'm 80 and full of wrinkles..and my ankles look like my socks have dropped and wrinkled..and really it's I have no socks on it's just my skin..maybe then we can say life has uglied us up!

p.s. I think my kids will always be beautiful though more because of they type of people they are becoming and less about their outer beauty.

Bobmuhthol
01-26-2011, 10:14 PM
ALERT

VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE

ALERT

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1335.snc4/162705_1724450105546_1067166018_1967797_5261728_n. jpg

Asha
01-26-2011, 10:37 PM
They do.

:lol:

4a6c1
01-27-2011, 12:31 AM
ALERT

VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE

ALERT

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1335.snc4/162705_1724450105546_1067166018_1967797_5261728_n. jpg

:lol:

Paradii
01-27-2011, 01:20 AM
One of those kids in the picture is dangerously close to being a minority.

waywardgs
01-27-2011, 01:31 AM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/18/128818881010962642.jpg

calidus
01-29-2011, 12:44 AM
I haven't been around here of late.

Here's a pic of me for you to masturbate.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Krissta2/ME3.jpg

Now where's that beer thread....

Stanley Burrell
01-29-2011, 12:56 AM
I haven't been around here of late.

Here's a pic of me for you to masturbate.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/Krissta2/ME3.jpg

Now where's that beer thread....

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/willow/potato-info1.gif

NocturnalRob
01-29-2011, 01:02 AM
Russet Burbank

diethx
01-29-2011, 01:13 AM
Russet Burbank

Are you blind? Clearly a pale red norland.

NocturnalRob
01-29-2011, 02:31 AM
:(

WRoss
01-29-2011, 10:07 PM
http://i807.photobucket.com/albums/yy356/wross_photo/ummm.png

Kuyuk
01-29-2011, 10:35 PM
hahahah, that's funny!

Gan
01-29-2011, 11:24 PM
Russet Burbank


Are you blind? Clearly a pale red norland.

Depends on the preparation.

Russet Burbank for a stand alone loaded baked potatoe.

Red Norlands if you're going to serve them as a side dish - halved and baked in garlic/butter glaze.

diethx
01-30-2011, 01:24 AM
Depends on the preparation.

Russet Burbank for a stand alone loaded baked potatoe.

Red Norlands if you're going to serve them as a side dish - halved and baked in garlic/butter glaze.

I just meant with his chin, he definitely looks most like a red norland.

Also, you said potatoe. lol <3

RichardCranium
01-30-2011, 01:59 AM
Dan Quail approves.

NocturnalRob
01-30-2011, 08:08 AM
Dan Quail approves.
I choose to believe this was a joke. Otherwise it hurts too much.

Also, I was talking about his nose, not his chin. Duh.

Gan
01-30-2011, 10:25 AM
I just meant with his chin, he definitely looks most like a red norland.

Also, you said potatoe. lol <3

Everybody sing!

You say potato and I say potatoe...

diethx
01-30-2011, 04:19 PM
I choose to believe this was a joke. Otherwise it hurts too much.

Also, I was talking about his nose, not his chin. Duh.

That Russet Burbank doesn't have a nose...

...you're crazy.

NocturnalRob
01-30-2011, 04:43 PM
I will slap you.

diethx
01-30-2011, 09:38 PM
MUSHROOM SLAP!!!!

Drew
01-30-2011, 09:39 PM
... I never knew she had the G.I. Joe kung-fu grip.

pabstblueribbon
01-30-2011, 11:34 PM
You appear to keep your bathroom relatively clean. I approve.

http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp194/nocturnalrob/guy.jpg

You need more collars popped, holmes.


Step 1 to remedying that would be to stop wearing Hollister. You're not 17 and you don't live in CA.

Other than that, high five. Your boys all have badass beards. Do you ever get jealous? I can't grow a beard. My younger brother can. I just pretend that he's adopted.

Shiiaat. Dave doesn't count though. Goddamn beardless weirdo.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/wtfnancy/IMG00004-20101123-1824.jpg

diethx
01-30-2011, 11:38 PM
You need more collars popped, holmes.



Shiiaat.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/wtfnancy/IMG00004-20101123-1824.jpg

Are those Marlboro Lights next to you?! What kind of a pussy are you!?

Delias
01-30-2011, 11:42 PM
Let's not rush to judgment, they may be blend 27s.

pabstblueribbon
01-30-2011, 11:46 PM
I smoke reds, and I'm not in that picture. There are pictures of me in this thread though.

The bearded country-fuck is Trev aka Tdog aka Hippie aka Mike Honcho.

diethx
01-30-2011, 11:46 PM
Is that new? It sounds girly. I stand by my statement.

diethx
01-30-2011, 11:47 PM
I smoke reds, and I'm not in that picture. There are pictures of me in this thread though.

The bearded country-fuck is Trev aka Tdog aka Hippie aka Mike Honcho.

Oh, ok then. Where are the pics of you?

Androidpk
01-30-2011, 11:48 PM
I smoke malb lights :/

Delias
01-30-2011, 11:49 PM
Is that new? It sounds girly. I stand by my statement.

Yeah, they were new, about 7 or 8 years ago.

pabstblueribbon
01-30-2011, 11:50 PM
Oh, ok then. Where are the pics of you?

Bad picture but oh well, fuck it. Another 'lovely' hotel room.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/wtfnancy/sw1001Schematics037.jpg

NocturnalRob
01-30-2011, 11:51 PM
Your beard emasculates me.

diethx
01-30-2011, 11:57 PM
I smoke malb lights :/

:( :(


pic

You look nothing like I imagined.

pabstblueribbon
01-30-2011, 11:59 PM
I'm not sure if thats good or bad.

I look fat in that picture. You can't see my muskles or tatttoooos. Oh well beardy beard beard.

Thats my beard in 'trimmed' mode. Its super long-gnarly-unkempt-viking right now.

diethx
01-31-2011, 12:00 AM
It's good. I totally believed you were that blonde redneck in the other pic, lol. You don't look fat btw.

pabstblueribbon
01-31-2011, 12:01 AM
:( :(



You look nothing like I imagined.

What did you imagine? Also that was after work, so I was wearing a shitty Croft and Barrow (Sp?) shirt and not my usual T-shirt.

Also, not good or bad was in response to masculated. Quoting really helps to distinguish conversations but fuck that shit.

NocturnalRob
01-31-2011, 12:01 AM
You look nothing like I imagined.
His handle is 'pabstblueribbon.' This is pretty close to what I expected. Not enough camo though.

Delias
01-31-2011, 12:01 AM
I'm not sure if thats good or bad.

I look fat in that picture. You can't see my muskles or tatttoooos. Oh well beardy beard beard.

Thats my beard in 'trimmed' mode. Its super long-gnarly-unkempt-viking right now.

Fuck you dude, I'm the fat guy around here. Everyone knows this!

diethx
01-31-2011, 12:03 AM
I dunno, I mean, I didn't really have an image in my head or anything. I just totally thought that first one was you and it didn't surprise me. lol :/

diethx
01-31-2011, 12:04 AM
His handle is 'pabstblueribbon.' This is pretty close to what I expected. Not enough camo though.

Yeah I know, I expected trashy redneck sorta. I mean, that's who drinks pbr down here lol.

He's actually kinda hot though.

pabstblueribbon
01-31-2011, 12:07 AM
Yeah I know, I expected trashy redneck sorta. I mean, that's who drinks pbr down here lol.

He's actually kinda hot though.

Well, that is the Legion Hall.

You can't get trashier or more redneck.

Member of the Sons of the American Legion since 2001.

Blushy
01-31-2011, 06:55 AM
The almost-scowl goes well with the beard.

pabstblueribbon
01-31-2011, 08:54 AM
The almost-scowl goes well with the beard.

I call that a smile.

Blushy
01-31-2011, 11:34 AM
I call that a smile.
Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe.

Hedensk
02-02-2011, 01:53 AM
Me and my dude. His bib says 'Hunk'. Cuz he is.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo106.jpg

Kuyuk
02-02-2011, 08:35 AM
Want another one?

EasternBrand
02-02-2011, 10:32 AM
And here I thought you and your kid had a good relationship, Kuyuk.

Androidpk
02-02-2011, 10:45 AM
Me and my dude. His bib says 'Hunk'. Cuz he is.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo106.jpg

:)

Blushy
02-02-2011, 11:18 AM
Cuteness goes here.
Fucking adorable.

Kuyuk
02-02-2011, 12:02 PM
And here I thought you and your kid had a good relationship, Kuyuk.

We have a great one, more interested in producing a sibling for him though........

Reltov420
02-02-2011, 12:07 PM
Bishop CA

NocturnalRob
02-02-2011, 12:34 PM
Bishop CA
Whew. Good thing that armor is max lightened, otherwise you wouldn't be able to climb with it.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-03-2011, 04:49 PM
New Years :)

Ryvicke
02-03-2011, 04:51 PM
You got a little cutie there.

Everything looks great--let's just work on those pecs a bit.

diethx
02-03-2011, 04:55 PM
YEverything looks great--let's just work on those pecs a bit.

lol Inspire'd

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-03-2011, 04:55 PM
You got a little cutie there.

Everything looks great--let's just work on those pecs a bit.

LOL, my pecs are fine, it's all the fat of my gut makes em look small ;o

NocturnalRob
02-03-2011, 04:57 PM
it's all the fat of my gut makes em look small
You use that excuse when you take your pants off too, don't you?

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-03-2011, 04:58 PM
You use that excuse when you take your pants off too, don't you?

Naw, I trim up the mangrove to make things seem larger.

NocturnalRob
02-03-2011, 04:59 PM
Naw, I trim up the mangrove to make things seem larger.
a la your avatar.

Paradii
02-03-2011, 05:01 PM
Naw, I trim up the mangrove to make things seem larger.

I hear horizontal stripes work.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-03-2011, 05:02 PM
I hear horizontal stripes work.

I also yell at her (when I'm charging her like a rhino) that "It's not big but it goes off fast!"

Rucca
02-03-2011, 05:10 PM
I also yell at her (when I'm charging her like a rhino) that "It's not big but it goes off fast!"

That's not a good thing...bad rhino!

Drakefang
02-03-2011, 05:38 PM
That's not a good thing...bad rhino!

I don't know. It looks like it works for him. The woman he's with is damn attractive in the pic. I'm sure he's not complaining.

B4Hand
02-03-2011, 05:48 PM
I think he looks like a cuddle bear (no play on his avatar, it freaks me out!)

Rucca
02-03-2011, 05:48 PM
I don't know. It looks like it works for him. The woman he's with is damn attractive in the pic. I'm sure he's not complaining.

Of course it works for him. I am very happy that it does. They are a great couple.

Here, catch this casket; it is worth the pains.
I am glad 'tis night, you do not look on me,
For I am much ashamed of my exchange:
But love is blind and lovers cannot see
The pretty follies that themselves commit...

Drakefang
02-03-2011, 05:51 PM
Is it just me or does your avatar look a whole lot like Angelina Jolie, Rucca? Nice poem/song...did you write it?

NocturnalRob
02-03-2011, 05:56 PM
Merchant of Venice

Rucca
02-03-2011, 05:57 PM
Is it just me or does your avatar look a whole lot like Angelina Jolie, Rucca? Nice poem/song...did you write it?

Never looked at it like that. :) It is actually a piece from Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice.

Rucca
02-03-2011, 05:58 PM
Merchant of Venice

;)

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-03-2011, 06:00 PM
I've got a book collection of Shakespeare's works. I was the odd kid in HS who actually enjoyed reading them.

Rucca
02-03-2011, 06:05 PM
I've got a book collection of Shakespeare's works. I was the odd kid in HS who actually enjoyed reading them.

I love Shakespeare. My favorite role on stage was playing Bianca from The Taming of the Shrew. The man had a gift for poetry.

Stretch
02-03-2011, 06:42 PM
I <3 boobs

BriarFox
02-03-2011, 06:45 PM
I <3 boobs

Rucca has boobs. Rucca likes Shakespeare. You want boobs. Solution: Read Shakespeare.

Lust, improving men since Eden.

Parkbandit
02-03-2011, 07:38 PM
Rucca has boobs. Rucca likes Shakespeare. You want boobs. Solution: Read Shakespeare.

Lust, improving men since Eden.

Perhaps if we post Shakespeare, she will post her boobs?


Act 1, Scene 1


SCENE I. Elsinore. A platform before the castle.

FRANCISCO at his post. Enter to him BERNARDO

BERNARDO

Who's there?

FRANCISCO

Nay, answer me: stand, and unfold yourself.

BERNARDO

Long live the king!

FRANCISCO

Bernardo?

BERNARDO

He.

FRANCISCO

You come most carefully upon your hour.

BERNARDO

'Tis now struck twelve; get thee to bed, Francisco.

FRANCISCO

For this relief much thanks: 'tis bitter cold,
And I am sick at heart.

BERNARDO

Have you had quiet guard?

FRANCISCO

Not a mouse stirring.

BERNARDO

Well, good night.
If you do meet Horatio and Marcellus,
The rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.

FRANCISCO

I think I hear them. Stand, ho! Who's there?

Enter HORATIO and MARCELLUS

HORATIO

Friends to this ground.

MARCELLUS

And liegemen to the Dane.

FRANCISCO

Give you good night.

MARCELLUS

O, farewell, honest soldier:
Who hath relieved you?

FRANCISCO

Bernardo has my place.
Give you good night.

Exit

MARCELLUS

Holla! Bernardo!

BERNARDO

Say,
What, is Horatio there?

HORATIO

A piece of him.

BERNARDO

Welcome, Horatio: welcome, good Marcellus.

MARCELLUS

What, has this thing appear'd again to-night?

BERNARDO

I have seen nothing.

MARCELLUS

Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him
Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us:
Therefore I have entreated him along
With us to watch the minutes of this night;
That if again this apparition come,
He may approve our eyes and speak to it.

HORATIO

Tush, tush, 'twill not appear.

BERNARDO

Sit down awhile;
And let us once again assail your ears,
That are so fortified against our story
What we have two nights seen.

HORATIO

Well, sit we down,
And let us hear Bernardo speak of this.

BERNARDO

Last night of all,
When yond same star that's westward from the pole
Had made his course to illume that part of heaven
Where now it burns, Marcellus and myself,
The bell then beating one,--

Enter Ghost

MARCELLUS

Peace, break thee off; look, where it comes again!

BERNARDO

In the same figure, like the king that's dead.

MARCELLUS

Thou art a scholar; speak to it, Horatio.

BERNARDO

Looks it not like the king? mark it, Horatio.

HORATIO

Most like: it harrows me with fear and wonder.

BERNARDO

It would be spoke to.

MARCELLUS

Question it, Horatio.

HORATIO

What art thou that usurp'st this time of night,
Together with that fair and warlike form
In which the majesty of buried Denmark
Did sometimes march? by heaven I charge thee, speak!

MARCELLUS

It is offended.

BERNARDO

See, it stalks away!

HORATIO

Stay! speak, speak! I charge thee, speak!

Exit Ghost

MARCELLUS

'Tis gone, and will not answer.

BERNARDO

How now, Horatio! you tremble and look pale:
Is not this something more than fantasy?
What think you on't?

HORATIO

Before my God, I might not this believe
Without the sensible and true avouch
Of mine own eyes.

MARCELLUS

Is it not like the king?

HORATIO

As thou art to thyself:
Such was the very armour he had on
When he the ambitious Norway combated;
So frown'd he once, when, in an angry parle,
He smote the sledded Polacks on the ice.
'Tis strange.

MARCELLUS

Thus twice before, and jump at this dead hour,
With martial stalk hath he gone by our watch.

HORATIO

In what particular thought to work I know not;
But in the gross and scope of my opinion,
This bodes some strange eruption to our state.

MARCELLUS

Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
Why this same strict and most observant watch
So nightly toils the subject of the land,
And why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war;
Why such impress of shipwrights, whose sore task
Does not divide the Sunday from the week;
What might be toward, that this sweaty haste
Doth make the night joint-labourer with the day:
Who is't that can inform me?

HORATIO

That can I;
At least, the whisper goes so. Our last king,
Whose image even but now appear'd to us,
Was, as you know, by Fortinbras of Norway,
Thereto prick'd on by a most emulate pride,
Dared to the combat; in which our valiant Hamlet--
For so this side of our known world esteem'd him--
Did slay this Fortinbras; who by a seal'd compact,
Well ratified by law and heraldry,
Did forfeit, with his life, all those his lands
Which he stood seized of, to the conqueror:
Against the which, a moiety competent
Was gaged by our king; which had return'd
To the inheritance of Fortinbras,
Had he been vanquisher; as, by the same covenant,
And carriage of the article design'd,
His fell to Hamlet. Now, sir, young Fortinbras,
Of unimproved mettle hot and full,
Hath in the skirts of Norway here and there
Shark'd up a list of lawless resolutes,
For food and diet, to some enterprise
That hath a stomach in't; which is no other--
As it doth well appear unto our state--
But to recover of us, by strong hand
And terms compulsatory, those foresaid lands
So by his father lost: and this, I take it,
Is the main motive of our preparations,
The source of this our watch and the chief head
Of this post-haste and romage in the land.

BERNARDO

I think it be no other but e'en so:
Well may it sort that this portentous figure
Comes armed through our watch; so like the king
That was and is the question of these wars.

HORATIO

A mote it is to trouble the mind's eye.
In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
The graves stood tenantless and the sheeted dead
Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets:
As stars with trains of fire and dews of blood,
Disasters in the sun; and the moist star
Upon whose influence Neptune's empire stands
Was sick almost to doomsday with eclipse:
And even the like precurse of fierce events,
As harbingers preceding still the fates
And prologue to the omen coming on,
Have heaven and earth together demonstrated
Unto our climatures and countrymen.--
But soft, behold! lo, where it comes again!

Re-enter Ghost
I'll cross it, though it blast me. Stay, illusion!
If thou hast any sound, or use of voice,
Speak to me:
If there be any good thing to be done,
That may to thee do ease and grace to me,
Speak to me:

Cock crows
If thou art privy to thy country's fate,
Which, happily, foreknowing may avoid, O, speak!
Or if thou hast uphoarded in thy life
Extorted treasure in the womb of earth,
For which, they say, you spirits oft walk in death,
Speak of it: stay, and speak! Stop it, Marcellus.

MARCELLUS

Shall I strike at it with my partisan?

HORATIO

Do, if it will not stand.

BERNARDO

'Tis here!

HORATIO

'Tis here!

MARCELLUS

'Tis gone!

Exit Ghost
We do it wrong, being so majestical,
To offer it the show of violence;
For it is, as the air, invulnerable,
And our vain blows malicious mockery.

BERNARDO

It was about to speak, when the cock crew.

HORATIO

And then it started like a guilty thing
Upon a fearful summons. I have heard,
The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn,
Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat
Awake the god of day; and, at his warning,
Whether in sea or fire, in earth or air,
The extravagant and erring spirit hies
To his confine: and of the truth herein
This present object made probation.

MARCELLUS

It faded on the crowing of the cock.
Some say that ever 'gainst that season comes
Wherein our Saviour's birth is celebrated,
The bird of dawning singeth all night long:
And then, they say, no spirit dares stir abroad;
The nights are wholesome; then no planets strike,
No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
So hallow'd and so gracious is the time.

HORATIO

So have I heard and do in part believe it.
But, look, the morn, in russet mantle clad,
Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill:
Break we our watch up; and by my advice,
Let us impart what we have seen to-night
Unto young Hamlet; for, upon my life,
This spirit, dumb to us, will speak to him.
Do you consent we shall acquaint him with it,
As needful in our loves, fitting our duty?

MARCELLUS

Let's do't, I pray; and I this morning know
Where we shall find him most conveniently.

Exeunt

4a6c1
02-03-2011, 07:40 PM
That is quite possibly the funniest thing PB has ever posted.

Warriorbird
02-03-2011, 07:42 PM
Yes, actually.

Warriorbird
02-03-2011, 07:56 PM
I love Shakespeare. My favorite role on stage was playing Bianca from The Taming of the Shrew. The man had a gift for poetry.

John Proctor here. I did really enjoy Puck though.

BriarFox
02-03-2011, 08:25 PM
Puck is awesome. I really like Ariel from "The Tempest," too.

Stanley Burrell
02-03-2011, 08:43 PM
Bah. Ben Kingsley as Feste.

Rucca
02-04-2011, 12:53 AM
John Proctor here. I did really enjoy Puck though.

I was also cast as Puck, although I auditioned for a different role. It worked out good, Puck is fun. The imp in the right hand corner is me.

http://i.imgur.com/7Afae.jpg

Stanley Burrell
02-04-2011, 03:02 AM
This makes me almost, but not really, find a picture of me as a really skinny MacBeth.

If 'tis done, 'tis well t'were done quickly, lemme see if I can find anything.

droit
02-05-2011, 06:40 AM
Guess I'm back on the market. SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE, LADIES??

As you can tell, many ladies approve of my appearance.
http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo132/mkornhauser/flagstrut.jpg

In fact, sometimes there are so many ladies I can barely carry them all!
http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo132/mkornhauser/CIMG0206.jpg

I had a good lady once, but I eated her. =(
http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo132/mkornhauser/zombie1.jpg

So ladies, what do you say?
http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo132/mkornhauser/IMG_2348.jpg
(Please ignore my retarded friend. I eated his brains too.)

DCSL
02-05-2011, 09:30 AM
Yeah. We'll eated you.

Androidpk
02-05-2011, 10:03 AM
http://i52.tinypic.com/1126djc.jpg

BriarFox
02-05-2011, 10:05 AM
Haha. Well done, PK, well done.

NocturnalRob
02-05-2011, 12:44 PM
The bow is key.

4a6c1
02-05-2011, 01:22 PM
Guess I'm back on the market. SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE, LADIES??


UM YEAH SORTA

(the blonde in the first pic. a/s/l?!)

diethx
02-05-2011, 02:16 PM
Yeah. We'll eated you.

Truth, madam.


http://i52.tinypic.com/1126djc.jpg

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

droit
02-05-2011, 02:16 PM
Umm.. I think I finally have a new facebook profile pic. Thanks, pk!

droit
02-05-2011, 02:31 PM
LOL! My roommate's jaw dropped when he saw that pic because apparently the parrot you placed on his shoulder is the same parrot he had growing up.

Androidpk
02-05-2011, 03:00 PM
:lol:

DCSL
02-05-2011, 03:03 PM
If I knew your roommate, I would constantly be feeling the urge to suck on his earlobe where those earrings are. Yeah, I know that I'm a freak.

NocturnalRob
02-05-2011, 03:22 PM
If I knew your roommate, I would constantly be feeling the urge to suck on his earlobe where those earrings are. Yeah, I know that I'm a freak.
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/ad4914e1_0809_a07b.jpg

Stanley Burrell
02-05-2011, 06:34 PM
If I knew your roommate, I would constantly be feeling the urge to suck on his earlobe where those earrings are. Yeah, I know that I'm a freak.

Have you gotten any positive rep that says "Hey, DCSL, oral fixation wazzzzaaaap girl! Yeah. On my penis instead."

Because I was not going to do that. I was going to, maybe I will, give you a positive rep, but leave it anonymous, that asks what would happen if I chop off someone's ear and staple it to my dick.

Okay hold on.

Delias
02-05-2011, 06:57 PM
I got my ear pierced when I was 11. I could probably put something in the lobe again, Dex, just for you.

Savrin
02-06-2011, 05:45 AM
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs115.snc1/5155_1018668285400_1785949656_33747_948259_n.jpg

Vacationing in California.

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs017.snc3/12461_1070214614026_1785949656_138745_1810631_n.jp g

Hunting picture from a few years ago. Yeah... I'm wearing creased pants. Was a pair of uniform trousers that I'd taken to the dry cleaners prior to my department switching uniforms.

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs014.snc6/166483_1394750527221_1785949656_721649_1698803_n.j pg

Doing some home improvements here. Sealing the back splash on the vanity that the wife and I are building.

B4Hand
02-06-2011, 09:04 AM
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/casper.jpg

My Casper kitty is NOT happy that I refused to keep petting him, also he kept trying to drink out of my glass, I said No!

NocturnalRob
02-06-2011, 09:10 AM
Your soul. He's stealing it.

Kuyuk
02-06-2011, 09:14 AM
beautiful cat!

Delias
02-06-2011, 07:44 PM
Casper looks like he would make a warm pair of gloves, that's for sure.

Stanley Burrell
02-07-2011, 09:07 AM
Disturbing evidence of my Scottish heritage. Circa 10th grade art class:

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5437/qqscjr.jpg

pabstblueribbon
02-07-2011, 11:14 AM
New Years :)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/imagedream/Me/EstrellaandINY2010.jpg

MASTER BLASTER!!

Where's the little midget dude?

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-07-2011, 04:10 PM
MASTER BLASTER!!

Where's the little midget dude?

No idea what you are going for here... I'll guess it's an attempt at insulting either how I look or my girlfriend? It failed dude, I've never made claims at being an adonis and am not sensitive about how I look at all, and my girlfriend is beautiful to me, which is all that matters. I've always thought insecure people mocked others looks. Thanks for confirming :)

NocturnalRob
02-07-2011, 04:11 PM
No idea what you are going for here... I'll guess it's an attempt at insulting either how I look or my girlfriend? It failed dude, I've never made claims at being an adonis and am not sensitive about how I look at all, and my girlfriend is beautiful to me, which is all that matters. I've always thought insecure people mocked others looks. Thanks for confirming :)
I'm pretty sure we're rocking a Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome reference here. And I think it wasn't supposed to be insulting. Just that you're huge. Especially by comparison.

pabstblueribbon
02-07-2011, 04:19 PM
You're a sensitive little flower, aren't you?

NocturnalRob
02-07-2011, 04:20 PM
You're a sensitive little flower, aren't you?
I think we've established already that "little" is a misnomer.

WHO RUN BARTERTOWN!?

Delias
02-07-2011, 04:22 PM
No idea what you are going for here... I'll guess it's an attempt at insulting either how I look or my girlfriend? It failed dude, I've never made claims at being an adonis and am not sensitive about how I look at all, and my girlfriend is beautiful to me, which is all that matters. I've always thought insecure people mocked others looks. Thanks for confirming :)

This overreaction brought to you by years of insecurity hidden behind a poorly erected wall of "I'm Rubber, You're Glue".

AnticorRifling
02-07-2011, 04:26 PM
SHM gonna need to see the GF in the thread that matters. Thanks.

NocturnalRob
02-07-2011, 04:28 PM
SHM gonna need to see the GF in the thread that matters.
ASAP, OK?

Delias
02-07-2011, 04:28 PM
Nips or it doesn't count.

NocturnalRob
02-07-2011, 04:31 PM
Nips or it doesn't count.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OtKTOCkAL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

Androidpk
02-07-2011, 04:31 PM
SHM gonna need to see the GF in the thread that matters. Thanks.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=39027 ?

NocturnalRob
02-07-2011, 04:34 PM
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=39027 ?
I would have said either one of these two:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=57257
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=30201

AnticorRifling
02-07-2011, 04:50 PM
Haha that's why I didn't say which thread. Awesome.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-07-2011, 05:14 PM
I'm pretty sure we're rocking a Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome reference here. And I think it wasn't supposed to be insulting. Just that you're huge. Especially by comparison.

My bad, I missed it were that the case. I'm only 6'1" to her 5'4"... but I do weigh about twice as much as she does. I guess I need to lose some lbs :x

Latrinsorm
02-07-2011, 06:32 PM
My bad, I missed it were that the case. I'm only 6'1" to her 5'4"... but I do weigh about twice as much as she does. I guess I need to lose some lbs :xWhat you need to do is A BARREL ROLL every time you hear someone say "we've only just begun". Every time.

Warriorbird
02-07-2011, 07:15 PM
What you need to do is A BARREL ROLL every time you hear someone say "we've only just begun". Every time.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3e/StopRightThereBug.gif

EDIT:

Oblivion barrel roll bug, for clarification.

Asha
02-07-2011, 07:28 PM
New Years :)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/imagedream/Me/EstrellaandINY2010.jpg

Have I totally missed something but is this picture Shop'ed?
Sorry if I missed the joke and I'm stating the obvious.

Stanley Burrell
02-07-2011, 07:54 PM
..? She looks fine. Can't tell what happened with tooth #10. And ... it's good to see SHM doing O.K.?

Kuyuk
02-07-2011, 10:58 PM
Have I totally missed something but is this picture Shop'ed?
Sorry if I missed the joke and I'm stating the obvious.

Kinda thought the same thing... her boob looks cut off oddly.

Drew
02-07-2011, 11:02 PM
Have I totally missed something but is this picture Shop'ed?
Sorry if I missed the joke and I'm stating the obvious.

I think it's compression/resizing. Which looks similar to photoshopping.

Cephalopod
02-07-2011, 11:36 PM
Weird. (http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/6c6ce0f/)

Whatever. Good job, SHM. She's cute.

pabstblueribbon
02-07-2011, 11:38 PM
Weird. (http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/6c6ce0f/)

Whatever. Good job, SHM. She's cute.

I like her boobs.

diethx
02-08-2011, 12:21 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OtKTOCkAL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

Those are so good, but in the chocolate flavor.

Stanley Burrell
02-08-2011, 01:08 AM
Weird. (http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/6c6ce0f/)

Whatever. Good job, SHM. She's cute.

Straightening effect from an auto fixer. The unintended Dirichlet-esque tessellation effect is throwing it off, I think. A slice of his sleeve apparently doesn't exist.

Androidpk
02-08-2011, 01:20 AM
There is no sleeve.

Stanley Burrell
02-08-2011, 02:07 AM
Do not try to see the sleeve. That is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth:


There is no sleeve.

Then you will see it not the sleeve that you see, only yourself?

Asha
02-08-2011, 06:17 AM
I think it's compression/resizing. Which looks similar to photoshopping.

Ahhh. Yeah it was the hand on the stomach, chopped off boob and too perfect shadows on the wall and ceiling that should have been made concave where the two meet.
Oh and the hat. Not because it looks shopped so much as I can't believe he's wearing it.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-08-2011, 08:09 AM
LOL, better?

Asha
02-08-2011, 08:18 AM
Dude. That girl has some talent :)

RichardCranium
02-08-2011, 08:37 AM
She looks...smart.

NocturnalRob
02-08-2011, 08:59 AM
She should sue her plastic surgeon.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-08-2011, 09:42 AM
She should sue her plastic surgeon.

I'm curious if you ever have compliments or is it always criticism?

And what makes you think she's seen a plastic surgeon?

Stanley Burrell
02-08-2011, 09:48 AM
LOL, better?

Condoleezza Rice's rape stare has always been impressive.

NocturnalRob
02-08-2011, 09:53 AM
I'm curious if you ever have compliments or is it always criticism?
I'm curious if you ever stop the tears or is it always QQ?

And what makes you think she's seen a plastic surgeon?
Her busted tit job.

Cephalopod
02-08-2011, 09:53 AM
I didn't think it before, but are those boobs fake? That one pic kinda looks like it. DO THEY NOT FEEL LIKE A BAG OF SAND?

Whether or not, I stand by my initial statement: she's good looking, nice catch.

Cephalopod
02-08-2011, 09:54 AM
Her busted tit job.

Okay, so that's what Rob was saying, too. Make sure you Yelp those plastic surgeons.

Delias
02-08-2011, 10:04 AM
Whether or not, I stand by my initial statement: she's good looking, nice catch.

I respectfully disagree.

Rinualdo
02-08-2011, 10:05 AM
I respectfully disagree.

I disrespectfully agree with his disagreement.

Delias
02-08-2011, 10:08 AM
Her face looks like it was molded with a frying pan.

Edit: And before you ask, I pretty much do only criticize people. However, I am harder on myself than I am on others, believe me.

Cephalopod
02-08-2011, 10:14 AM
I respectfully disagree.

I'm gonna break this down for you.

Look at SHM.

Now look at his girlfriend.


nice catch.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-08-2011, 10:51 AM
ROFL. I love the PC.

diethx
02-08-2011, 12:55 PM
I'm gonna break this down for you.

Look at SHM.

Now look at his girlfriend.

This.

Maybe I don't have enough experience with plastic titties, but hers look nice to me.

Asha
02-08-2011, 01:04 PM
This.

Maybe I don't have enough experience with plastic titties, but hers look nice to me.

This. Plastic or not I want to ''bury my face in them and have a seizure''.

NocturnalRob
02-08-2011, 01:17 PM
This. Plastic or not I want to ''bury my face in them and have a seizure''.
I feel sorry for your mother.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIk0abbYgXQ

Asha
02-08-2011, 01:20 PM
lol man I neglect that movie so much.

Stry
02-11-2011, 02:34 AM
So, I figured it was time I posted something in this thread. I read it all the time, just havn't bothered to contribute.

Here's the most recent pic I could find. My kiddo and I at the Fair. This was in... late September I think.

Hedensk
02-11-2011, 02:46 AM
So, I figured it was time I posted something in this thread. I read it all the time, just havn't bothered to contribute.

Here's the most recent pic I could find. My kiddo and I at the Fair. This was in... late September I think.

Super cute.

DCSL
02-11-2011, 07:14 AM
So, I figured it was time I posted something in this thread. I read it all the time, just havn't bothered to contribute.

Here's the most recent pic I could find. My kiddo and I at the Fair. This was in... late September I think.

Aww, you two look adorable! And your daughter totally has the awesome face on!
http://images.wikia.com/borderlands/images/6/6f/Awesome_face_bigger.png

Tisket
02-11-2011, 11:46 AM
I respectfully disagree.

You really are a one trick pony aren't you. You know, where you say something petty and mean spirited about someone else but when someone calls you on it you become all self-deprecating. As though that makes disparaging and belittling others okay.

That schtick is getting really old.

Delias
02-11-2011, 12:02 PM
I take no responsibility for anything I post. It's not news, it might not even be truth, it's certainly seldom serious. Your mother is a slut. Your dad is gay. Your priest is straight. Jesus may love you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Just fuck off and let me post my way. It's all in good fun so just do us all a favor and stop with the angry, angsty typing already. Do something productive instead, go jack off your dog and post the pictures.

Short form: Go fuck yourself?

Rinualdo
02-11-2011, 12:03 PM
You really are a one trick pony aren't you. You know, where you say something petty and mean spirited about someone else but when someone calls you on it you become all self-deprecating. As though that makes disparaging and belittling others okay.

That schtick is getting really old.

:Runs off to find a pot and kettle image:

Androidpk
02-11-2011, 12:06 PM
:Runs off to find a pot and kettle image:

QFT

Tisket
02-11-2011, 12:15 PM
:Runs off to find a pot and kettle image:

Self-deprecation isn't my thing.

Tisket
02-11-2011, 12:18 PM
QFT

Sheep.

Delias
02-11-2011, 12:19 PM
Self-deprecation isn't my thing.

Somehow I have a feeling that the self-deprecation isn't the part that bothers you. I'm also honestly humble, as befits my few accomplishments and low station in life. The arrogance is just something I do for fun, when I trot that out, it's just for humor.

Rinualdo
02-11-2011, 12:25 PM
Self-deprecation isn't my thing.

Sorry. I'll correct for you.


You really are a one trick pony aren't you. You know, where you say something petty and mean spirited about someone else but when someone calls you on it you become all indignant. As though that makes disparaging and belittling others okay.

That schtick is getting really old.


You certainly are no stranger to being mean spirited or critical on these forums. That's certainly your god-given anonymous interwebz right, but you look like an afro-cunt when you attempt to call others out for the same thing.

I'm sure Jhynnininninfyer would agree.

Tisket
02-11-2011, 12:31 PM
You certainly are no stranger to being mean spirited or critical on these forums. That's certainly your god-given anonymous interwebz right, but you look like an afro-cunt when you attempt to call others out for the same thing.

I'm sure Jhynnininninfyer would agree.

I enjoy slinging insults at retards. It's hardly news.

diethx
02-11-2011, 12:42 PM
lol afro-cunt.

eta: https://obamaisabitch.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/thats-racist.gif

Jhynnifer
02-11-2011, 12:52 PM
I enjoy slinging insults at retards. It's hardly news.


Oddly, I'd rather be considered retarded than a hypocritical cunt. Chances are my perceived condition is due to being unable to articulate myself properly. With enough motivation and a modicum of concern I could work to present myself in a more favorable light. Yours, on the other hand, is clearly a case of "bully on the playground" and if you haven't grown out if it by now...

It works for you though, which is all fine and dandy. That being said, I agree with Rinualdo because you do look like an afro-cunt when you call people out for the same shit you do.

Tisket
02-11-2011, 01:07 PM
Oddly, I'd rather be considered retarded than a hypocritical cunt. Chances are my perceived condition is due to being unable to articulate myself properly. With enough motivation and a modicum of concern I could work to present myself in a more favorable light.

Thesaurus.com is a great site.

EasternBrand
02-11-2011, 01:12 PM
Thesaurus.com is a great site.

I don't know if I'd call it great, but useful? Beneficial? Commodious? Convenient? Helpful? Pragmatic? Practicable? Purposive? Sure.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-11-2011, 01:18 PM
Oddly, I'd rather be considered retarded than a hypocritical cunt. Chances are my perceived condition is due to being unable to articulate myself properly.

Just so you don't delude yourself into thinking it's your inability to communicate effectively...I perceive you as retarded due to your actions, not your ability to articulate yourself. I also think you are a cunt for the same reasons.

Just saying.

Tisket
02-11-2011, 01:21 PM
I don't know if I'd call it great, but useful? Beneficial? Commodious? Convenient? Helpful? Pragmatic? Practicable? Purposive? Sure.

You don't post often enough. Remedy that.

pabstblueribbon
02-11-2011, 01:24 PM
Just so you don't delude yourself into thinking it's your inability to communicate effectively...I perceive you as retarded due to your actions, not your ability to articulate yourself. I also think you are a cunt for the same reasons.

Just saying.

I think you're a big fat-man-babyface-retard with downs syndrome.

Also you buy asian escorts with fake boobs.

Okay, I'm cool with that part I guess.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-11-2011, 01:30 PM
I think you're a big fat-man-babyface-retard with downs syndrome.

Also you buy asian escorts with fake boobs.

Okay, I'm cool with that part I guess.

Don't hate me because I'm better than you. Embrace your mediocrity.

Jhynnifer
02-11-2011, 01:32 PM
Thesaurus.com is a great site.


Perhaps, or maybe I was just trying to prove a point? All of those big, scary words were from my sophomore English class.

pabstblueribbon
02-11-2011, 01:34 PM
Don't hate me because I'm better than you. Embrace your mediocrity.

Haha! Now thats funny.

Just slinging it back at you chief.

Rucca
02-11-2011, 01:35 PM
This thread turned MEAN. We need Bill and his "O" face to turn things around.

http://i.imgur.com/ygaFd.jpg

Jhynnifer
02-11-2011, 01:35 PM
Just so you don't delude yourself into thinking it's your inability to communicate effectively...I perceive you as retarded due to your actions, not your ability to articulate yourself. I also think you are a cunt for the same reasons.

Just saying.


What exactly have I done? I really am curious about this.

Tisket
02-11-2011, 01:48 PM
Perhaps, or maybe I was just trying to prove a point? All of those big, scary words were from my sophomore English class.

Here's two more words for you: pompous windbag.

Cephalopod
02-11-2011, 01:55 PM
You don't post often enough. Remedy that.

I think this a lot. I tried to rep him, but had done it too recently.


On other topics:

I'm waiting for this to devolve into some sort of angry scissoring between Tisket and Jhynnifer.

Tisket has Delias pretty well nailed. The whiny, self-deprecating emo dick act used to be funny... I think I stopped laughing when he randomly accused GR of mentioning her mother every 5 minutes, when in fact she had mentioned it (and without much specificity) twice over her posting history.


We have a lot of dicks on the PCs. Some have more redeeming qualities than others, I guess.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
02-11-2011, 02:01 PM
This thread turned MEAN. We need Bill and his "O" face to turn things around.

http://i.imgur.com/ygaFd.jpg

http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/C78.jpg

Tisket
02-11-2011, 02:02 PM
I think this a lot. I tried to rep him, but had done it too recently.


On other topics:

I'm waiting for this to devolve into some sort of angry scissoring between Tisket and Jhynnifer.

Tisket has Delias pretty well nailed. The whiny, self-deprecating emo dick act used to be funny... I think I stopped laughing when he randomly accused GR of mentioning her mother every 5 minutes, when in fact she had mentioned it (and without much specificity) twice over her posting history.


We have a lot of dicks on the PCs. Some have more redeeming qualities than others, I guess.

Your post raises an important question. How the hell do you make bullets?

Tisket
02-11-2011, 02:03 PM
http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/C78.jpg

haha

pabstblueribbon
02-11-2011, 02:03 PM
Your post raises an important question. How the hell do you make bullets?

Google it?

Cephalopod
02-11-2011, 02:04 PM
Your post raises an important question. How the hell do you make bullets?

It requires a lot of butt-clenching. That's all I'm willing to say.

Tisket
02-11-2011, 02:05 PM
Google it?

okay:

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GZHZ_enUS235US235&q=joke

pabstblueribbon
02-11-2011, 02:10 PM
okay:

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GZHZ_enUS235US235&q=joke

We've gone three deep in sarcastic joke comments.

If we go any farther the world is going to implode.

Delias
02-11-2011, 02:11 PM
I think this a lot. I tried to rep him, but had done it too recently.


On other topics:

I'm waiting for this to devolve into some sort of angry scissoring between Tisket and Jhynnifer.

Tisket has Delias pretty well nailed. The whiny, self-deprecating emo dick act used to be funny... I think I stopped laughing when he randomly accused GR of mentioning her mother every 5 minutes, when in fact she had mentioned it (and without much specificity) twice over her posting history.


We have a lot of dicks on the PCs. Some have more redeeming qualities than others, I guess.

Just because you stopped laughing, doesn't mean I have. Thus, until such time as I grow bored and wander away, enjoy, ignore, or tolerate me as you choose. I support your freedom to choose, just as I support your freedom to tell me to go fuck myself because I'm an asshole and it's getting old. Just don't expect me to take you seriously if you are guilty of the same thing, that's all I'm driving at here.

eta: I... fear I may have crossed into official troll territory.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-11-2011, 02:23 PM
We have a lot of dicks on the PCs. Some have more redeeming qualities than others, I guess.

See I don't think there are a lot of assholes on the PC. Lots of differing opinions but for the most part I respect most of you. They may be stupid in my eyes for their (clearly uninformed ;p) opinion, but it's not like I'm upset about it. I just think they are stupid. Some of the (formerly) stupid have even swayed my thinking on certain things and what was once stupid to me makes more sense.

Only a few do I think lack decency, morals or inteligence (or a combination of them all). Usually it's the ones like to tell us how they only appear to be asses because they enjoy that, IRL they are great people. Uh huh.

Anyway, I don't agree with you often Nachos but you seem to be an ok fella.

Delias
02-11-2011, 02:26 PM
See I don't think there are a lot of assholes on the PC. Lots of differing opinions but for the most part I respect most of you. They may be stupid in my eyes for their (clearly uninformed ;p) opinion, but it's not like I'm upset about it. I just think they are stupid. Some of the (formerly) stupid have even swayed my thinking on certain things and what was once stupid to me makes more sense.

Only a few do I think lack decency, morals or inteligence (or a combination of them all). Usually it's the ones like to tell us how they only appear to be asses because they enjoy that, IRL they are great people. Uh huh.

Anyway, I don't agree with you often Nachos but you seem to be an ok fella.

For the record, I am also an asshole in real life, it's just that my redeeming qualities are more obvious.

Androidpk
02-11-2011, 02:38 PM
Sheep.

Oh you can do better than that you pompous windbag.

Tisket
02-11-2011, 02:41 PM
Oh you can do better than that you pompous windbag.

Baa

Here's a thousand words for you:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/sheep.jpg

Suppa Hobbit Mage
02-11-2011, 02:43 PM
Sheep.


Baa

My mage in WoW is named Threesheepio. Just thought I'd mention that.

Androidpk
02-11-2011, 02:57 PM
Sometimes it's ok to be a sheep.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_79cnvgZLeRs/Sw56S-iC0mI/AAAAAAAACMc/gT_mmXnjLCI/s1600/naked+truth+ad+save+the+sheep+peta.jpg

Cephalopod
02-11-2011, 02:57 PM
They both look delicious.

NocturnalRob
02-11-2011, 03:08 PM
They both look delicious.
The response you were trying to come up with is: "I'd eat both of them."

Delias
02-11-2011, 03:10 PM
The response you were trying to come up with is: "I'd eat both of them."

And both are more appetizing when well sheared.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
02-11-2011, 03:11 PM
The response you were trying to come up with is: "I'd eat both of them."

I don't think he wants people to confuse his desire to literally slaughter, butcher, and cook both the lamb and the woman, with any desire to have his way sexually with the lamb. (or the woman)

Androidpk
02-11-2011, 03:14 PM
That sheep was supposed to be representing me. Nachos shouldn't be having any sexual desire to bang me. Besides..Rob says he doesn't give reach arounds.

Delias
02-11-2011, 03:15 PM
That sheep was supposed to be representing me. Nachos shouldn't be having any sexual desire to bang me. Besides..Rob says he doesn't give reach arounds.

You need to try bribing him.

4a6c1
02-11-2011, 08:10 PM
The only thing I have gotten out of the last few pages is that I love the word commodious. In your mind you know you are saying 'Something Nice' but what people are really hearing is 'Something Toilet'.

Asile
02-13-2011, 08:53 PM
Some pics of the kidlets from today (this morning at home and then out to Maymont (http://www.maymont.org) this afternoon.

http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq162/asile13/IMG_6130.jpg

http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq162/asile13/IMG_6120.jpg

http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq162/asile13/IMG_6139.jpg
(Yup, that's me with the toddler. We were feeding the chickens before we went and fed goats.)

Bobmuhthol
02-13-2011, 09:20 PM
Please match your parentheses, else I go fucking insane.)

diethx
02-13-2011, 09:27 PM
Super cute. She was the LOL SURPRISE PREGNANT baby right?

Drakefang
02-13-2011, 10:53 PM
I always loved Maymont. Did you go to the nature center there, today? If so, you'd have seen my little brother working the desk. He does it part time on the weekends, then after March it'll go to four days minimum. He'd like something a bit more career oriented there, but part time is all they got.

Cephalopod
02-13-2011, 11:17 PM
Please match your parentheses, else I go fucking insane.)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/(.png (http://xkcd.com/859/)

Delias
02-14-2011, 07:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/y25B9l.jpg

He is always trying to figure out the camera- it makes taking pictures less than easy. I think this one highlights his silliness fairly well, though.

http://i.imgur.com/ML3Gkl.jpg

You can't see it, but he is helping with the laundry, by standing in the basket.

B4Hand
02-14-2011, 11:26 PM
These were taken at Christmas time, but given to me today.

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/thekiss.jpg

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/DSC06337bwl.jpg

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/DSC06315.jpg

Kuyuk
02-14-2011, 11:28 PM
He looks like he could speak with a British accent.

B4Hand
02-14-2011, 11:33 PM
Texan drawl all the way

Asile
02-15-2011, 09:06 AM
Super cute. She was the LOL SURPRISE PREGNANT baby right?

That's the one!

Galenok, we didn't make it down from the farm area much past the Elk. The wagon was a bit harder to maneuver on the hills than we anticipated, and the wind was nuts, made things feel a lot colder than we'd anticipated. Hopefully we'll make it to the Nature Center on our next visit.

Bob, the parentheses were left open just to make you fucking crazy. Or maybe 'cause I'm still running on some sleep deprivation and don't edit as well as I normally do. Or maybe both. Whatever, life moves on :D

WRoss
02-15-2011, 01:47 PM
Bob, {the parentheses were left open (just to make you fucking crazy. (Or maybe 'cause I'm still running on some sleep deprivation and don't edit as well as I normally do. (Or maybe both. (Whatever, (life moves on

fixed

Bobmuhthol
02-15-2011, 02:20 PM
)))))}

droit
02-15-2011, 02:26 PM
Just found these high school gems from the days of my delusions of punk.

http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo132/mkornhauser/expensivehaircut006-1.jpg


http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo132/mkornhauser/cuttingthehawk001-1.jpg

Drew
02-15-2011, 02:32 PM
FLOOR PUNCHES, WINDMILLS. Time to slam dance bro!

diethx
02-15-2011, 02:41 PM
http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo132/mkornhauser/expensivehaircut006-1.jpg

:drool::drool::drool:

Drew
02-15-2011, 03:24 PM
Droit was punk, I was more adorable in high school.

http://imgur.com/C89TO.jpg

Drisco
02-15-2011, 03:25 PM
:drool::drool::drool:

:yeahthat:

Kuyuk
02-15-2011, 03:29 PM
Droit was punk, I was more adorable in high school.

http://imgur.com/C89TO.jpg

cute necklace.

Blushy
02-15-2011, 06:37 PM
http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo132/mkornhauser/cuttingthehawk001-1.jpg
The mohican coiffe looks fucking fantastic like this.

pabstblueribbon
02-15-2011, 11:43 PM
Boogedy.
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w73/wtfnancy/fog.jpg

Shitty Canon Powersploogershooter. Oh well I didn't pay for it.

If you have an LCD you may have to tilt your screen to see it, or some shit. It was some cool fog but.. meh. Had to be there, I guess.

4a6c1
02-17-2011, 02:22 PM
I skimmed. But I'm pretty sure I saw a ginger... pregnant standing next to cocks. YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL OF THAT.

Asile you are such a pretty glowy pregnant lady.

WRoss
02-18-2011, 03:54 PM
Stream table fun.

http://i807.photobucket.com/albums/yy356/wross_photo/184155_1779699806373_1055733208_2025024_889937_n.j pg

http://i807.photobucket.com/albums/yy356/wross_photo/183377_1779684445989_1055733208_2024996_3304812_n. jpg

http://i807.photobucket.com/albums/yy356/wross_photo/180529_1779708126581_1055733208_2025028_5361069_n. jpg

Asha
02-18-2011, 03:59 PM
Probably the most boring pictures I've ever seen.

Cephalopod
02-18-2011, 04:35 PM
Stream table fun.


False advertising, money back please.

Latrinsorm
02-18-2011, 04:37 PM
I thought for sure you were going to make stream-bed boobs or something by the end of the series. I must concur with the previous gentlemen.

Delias
02-18-2011, 05:05 PM
Playing 40k on it would be fun. Anything that gets swept away by the flood counts as destroyed.

Androidpk
02-18-2011, 05:12 PM
Looks like a whole lot of bubble hash.

pabstblueribbon
02-18-2011, 07:40 PM
^

Also, you have entirely too much time on your damn hands.

Unless thats really bubble hash.

Stanley Burrell
02-18-2011, 08:42 PM
Stream table fun.

You know what I just realized?

This brought back childhood memories of nature camp, making streams and waterways with lots of garden hoses. Then I realized it was super-kumbaya-whatever nature camp and they were just wasting water.

Black helicopters.

4a6c1
02-18-2011, 09:30 PM
Sometimes when I sometimes and maybe maybe I cant go go because I'm OH OH OH so yo-yo and then I'm all like WHOA. Whoa.

Black helicopters.

Asha
02-19-2011, 01:23 PM
:rofl:

IorakeWarhammer
02-24-2011, 04:08 PM
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v15/236/70/11309419/n11309419_30031598_7065.jpg

old pic from 2006

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v10/140/118/11300066/n11300066_30245806_9066.jpg

normal pic of something i would be doing irl

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v124/236/70/11309419/n11309419_33935333_2566.jpg

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v134/236/70/11309419/n11309419_33935334_5209.jpg

inspecting a vine in upper trollfang?!

Asha
02-24-2011, 04:57 PM
This is me before Allah.

diethx
02-24-2011, 05:28 PM
Allah thinks you're shit for eating eggs off the floor.

Asha
02-24-2011, 05:36 PM
It wasn't just any floor. It was the part near the side of the oven where you haven't actually managed to make a mop reach for about 11 years.

Hedensk
02-24-2011, 05:44 PM
Wearing sweatpants in public is not okay.

IorakeWarhammer
02-24-2011, 05:44 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/71/tumblr_l6p93ybtDs1qbxfsuo1_400.gif

Asha
02-24-2011, 05:46 PM
The second picture is upside down.

diethx
02-24-2011, 05:48 PM
Wearing sweatpants in public is not okay.

Bullshit it's not.

EasternBrand
02-24-2011, 05:50 PM
Bullshit it's not.

Yeah! I mean, not if you're tucking them into your Uggs.

IorakeWarhammer
02-24-2011, 05:52 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/23/tumblr_l13n85RltF1qal30oo1_500.jpg

diethx
02-24-2011, 05:57 PM
Yeah! I mean, not if you're tucking them into your Uggs.

LOL. I saw some tard yesterday when I was sitting outside my class building studying. She was wearing furry fringey Uggs, short capri-style sweatpants that ended JUST above the boots, a big baggy 80's style yellow sweatshirt, and a fucking headband. I lol'd outloud. That's right, I said lol, outloud.

Asha
02-24-2011, 05:57 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/23/tumblr_l13n85RltF1qal30oo1_500.jpg

I would fucking love if you got Wezas'd.

IorakeWarhammer
02-24-2011, 06:01 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/staleface.jpg.gif

NocturnalRob
02-24-2011, 06:26 PM
Wearing sweatpants in public is not okay.
I mean, if you're going to rag on the guy for what he's wearing, go for the low-hanging fruit--that tragically awful silver tie.

And while you're going for the low-hanging fruit...

Sean
02-24-2011, 07:18 PM
I mean, if you're going to rag on the guy for what he's wearing, go for the low-hanging fruit--that tragically awful silver tie.

And while you're going for the low-hanging fruit...

I prefer to focus on his Frankie Muniz like eyebrows. Him and Hulkein could battle it out.

diethx
02-24-2011, 07:22 PM
Did you hear about how Frankie Muniz got beat up by his hot girlfriend?

Truthfully I was more surprised Frankie Muniz was able to get a hot girlfriend, though.

Sean
02-24-2011, 07:29 PM
Did you hear about how Frankie Muniz got beat up by his hot girlfriend?

Truthfully I was more surprised Frankie Muniz was able to get a hot girlfriend, though.

He's got $40m that explains it. Or so he claims in his fights on twitter (http://www.celebitchy.com/120571/frankie_muniz_is_sitting_on_a_40_million_retiremen t_fund/)...

Androidpk
02-24-2011, 07:49 PM
He's got $40m that explains it. Or so he claims in his fights on twitter (http://www.celebitchy.com/120571/frankie_muniz_is_sitting_on_a_40_million_retiremen t_fund/)...

Wouldn't surprise me, he's made a lot of $$ with real estate.

diethx
02-24-2011, 08:08 PM
But he's a fucking cabbage patch doll. :/

Warriorbird
02-24-2011, 09:08 PM
I prefer to focus on his Frankie Muniz like eyebrows. Him and Hulkein could battle it out.

He could be like Hulkein's cousin that Hulkein never admits being related to.

Jorddyn
02-24-2011, 11:37 PM
Truthfully I was more surprised Frankie Muniz was able to get a hot girlfriend, though.


I was going to make some mildly (he's legal!) inappropriate joke here. Then I remembered you said "hot", so my point was moot.

No point to this post, other than to say HI DIETHX!

Stretch
02-24-2011, 11:55 PM
[QUOTE=IorakeWarhammer;1242577]http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v15/236/70/11309419/n11309419_30031598_7065.jpg

old pic from 2006

Wait, you're Hulkein?

diethx
02-25-2011, 12:57 AM
I was going to make some mildly (he's legal!) inappropriate joke here. Then I remembered you said "hot", so my point was moot.

No point to this post, other than to say HI DIETHX!

Hello lovely. <3

Stanley Burrell
02-25-2011, 01:06 AM
Wait, you're Hulkein?

This.

Black helicopters, at least.

IorakeWarhammer
02-25-2011, 09:08 AM
who is Hulkein

comparison pic pl0x