Picture Post - Post it up

[pabstblueribbon]

Your beard looks like it was glued on haphazardly after saving up leftover pubic trimmings for about 6 months.

[IorakeWarhammer]

it was.. fuck.. how did you know

[pabstblueribbon]

it was.. fuck.. how did you know

Just a guess. You need to trim that shit down. Cut off dead ends and shit. It'll grow better and look less like a crotch.

/the perpetually bearded viking man

[NocturnalRob]

look less like a crotch.
pfft...that's obviously the look he's going for. I think he should be commended for obtaining the look so completely.

[Warriorbird]

got a little makeover. wife loved it. got laid. took pics. the end.

Aren't human depictions anti Islam?

[Solkern]

A few of us at a water park a week or so ago

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/534/x2abc9050.th.jpg (http://img249.imageshack.us/i/x2abc9050.jpg/)

http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/274/x4e9b246d.th.jpg (http://img839.imageshack.us/i/x4e9b246d.jpg/)

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/38/x8e359da8.th.jpg (http://img822.imageshack.us/i/x8e359da8.jpg/)

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/8177/xe1fc22e0.th.jpg (http://img191.imageshack.us/i/xe1fc22e0.jpg/)

Dunno how to make them bigger, and I'm to lazy to tired to figure it out

[Solkern]

Here's a few from a while ago

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9414/xe7284c85.th.jpg (http://img88.imageshack.us/i/xe7284c85.jpg/)

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4845/x125e1708.th.jpg (http://img46.imageshack.us/i/x125e1708.jpg/)

[Asha]

Just so I'm clear, are all these your girlfriends?

[Solkern]

Just so I'm clear, are all these your girlfriends?


No, Just Marianna, the girl in the first picture.

[Blushy]

Okay, this is what I look like with my shirt and the lights on:

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/5846/d03f.jpg

[diethx]

Okay, this is what I look like with my shirt and the lights on:

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/5846/d03f.jpg

You might be cute, I can't tell though because you have dirty emo hair in your face and your skinny jeans are squishing your nuts into raisins.

HEARTS.

[DCSL]

Totally on target with the jeans. I like the tight shirt, though. YEAH BABY.

That would have been a rep comment but I have to spread it around a little more.

[diethx]

Totally on target with the jeans. I like the tight shirt, though. YEAH BABY.

That would have been a rep comment but I have to spread it around a little more.

Agreed, tight shirt works.

[B4Hand]

Umm..so ladies are we saying tight shirt and NO Pants might be even more cute? Not nakie..but like boxer short cute? ahemm..what?

[DCSL]

Hm. Yeah, I'd totally take that. Make it so, Numba One.

[diethx]

Umm..so ladies are we saying tight shirt and NO Pants might be even more cute? Not nakie..but like boxer short cute? ahemm..what?

I like how you think.

[NocturnalRob]

If that's a bra hanging from the closet doorknob, then I fucking laugh at you, sir. I laugh at you for a variety of other reasons, but right now it's for that.

[4a6c1]

Umm..so ladies are we saying tight shirt and NO Pants might be even more cute? Not nakie..but like boxer short cute? ahemm..what?

Woman has a point.

[EasternBrand]

If that's a bra hanging from the closet doorknob, then I fucking laugh at you, sir. I laugh at you for a variety of other reasons, but right now it's for that.

A bra is for ladies. That's a bro.

[NocturnalRob]

A bra is for ladies. That's a bro.
I'm aware. It's also a tiny bra. Tiny bras are for tiny titties. Also, clean up your fucking apartment before taking a sweet photo. Also, cut your hair. Also, get some jeans that fit. Also, Johnny Cash called and said that look has been taken already.

I could go on, but I'll stop with that. Otherwise, nice photo. I like your white walls with the cables running up them.

[DCSL]

I'm aware. It's also a tiny bra. Tiny bras are for tiny titties. Also, clean up your fucking apartment before taking a sweet photo. Also, cut your hair. Also, get some jeans that fit. Also, Johnny Cash called and said that look has been taken already.

I could go on, but I'll stop with that. Otherwise, nice photo. I like your white walls with the cables running up them.

Ta da! It's SUPER DICK!

I really like that about you.

[NocturnalRob]

Ta da! It's SUPER DICK!

I really like that about you.
Most women do.

[Drew]

Okay, this is what I look like with my shirt and the lights on:

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/5846/d03f.jpg


You look like Danzig in skinny jeans bro. Well, not as jacked. And also with facial hair. And I don't think Danzig fucks around with anything less than double Ds. But you do have a passing resemblance to Danzig.

[Stanley Burrell]

Keep doing what you're doing. The asymmetry is good. Following thermodynamic entropy and sheeit. Science.

[diethx]

You look like Danzig in skinny jeans bro. Well, not as jacked. And also with facial hair. And I don't think Danzig fucks around with anything less than double Ds. But you do have a passing resemblance to Danzig.

Wow, he kinda does. A young Danzig before he got jacked and scary. But the pants are clearly not leather, and therefore too tight. And if he's trying for a devilock, he's failing miserably.

Also, young Danzig... afk fapping.

[pabstblueribbon]

I'm aware. It's also a tiny bra. Tiny bras are for tiny titties. Also, clean up your fucking apartment before taking a sweet photo. Also, cut your hair. Also, get some jeans that fit. Also, Johnny Cash called and said that look has been taken already.

I could go on, but I'll stop with that. Otherwise, nice photo. I like your white walls with the cables running up them.

If there is a fire you might trip on all that stuff trying to get out.

Some rainbow colored socks with the toes would have complimented your black ensemble nicely.

[Rucca]

Before heading out the door for work this morning.

http://i53.tinypic.com/e7nwk8.jpg

It's a pk bear!!!!111

http://i.imgur.com/CiTtl.jpg

[Blushy]

Yeah, I probably should have kicked the workout clothes to one side first, but it honestly wasn't that premeditated. I just got out of the shower, looked in the mirror, and had the pathetically rare thought that I didn't look that bad. I knew you PC guys would help me get over that.

Glenn Danzig is way more hardcore than I am about basically everything. I don't think I've ever yelled "mother!" half so angstily, not even as a teenager.

[diethx]

Yeah, I probably should have kicked the workout clothes to one side first, but it honestly wasn't that premeditated. I just got out of the shower, looked in the mirror, and had the pathetically rare thought that I didn't look that bad. I knew you PC guys would help me get over that.

Glenn Danzig is way more hardcore than I am about basically everything. I don't think I've ever yelled "mother!" half so angstily, not even as a teenager.

Don't listen to Rob, he tries to tear down ANY guy who's even remotely attractive.

Honestly though I think you're good looking, with a really nice body. But you need baggier pants and a haircut.

[Warriorbird]

You need more stache to rock the Golgol Bordello look harder, Blushy.

[Stanley Burrell]

You could rock the pants in the same fabric if you got them with a longer length and tactically rippled them, but I don't think that's possible: You'd still need to rock some distracting shit for the testicle asphyxiation region and my-pants-are-my-belt area.

Most importantly, you need to kill a bunch of fireflies and smear their shimmering butt paste on your face for warpaint. To match the green whazzit on your right arm.

And chrome spinners.

[Drew]

Don't wear skinny jeans cause my knots won't fit.

[diethx]

Don't wear skinny jeans cause my knots won't fit.

lol at your avatar. If her vagina had a band name, it would be Garbage. Its middle name would be Biohazard.

[Paradii]

Don't listen to Rob, he tries to tear down ANY guy who's even remotely attractive.

Honestly though I think you're good looking, with a really nice body. But you need baggier pants and a haircut.


Hopefully for us, his pants will destroy his sperm count. The human race doesn't need more of that running around.

[Tisket]

All the comments about Blushy's tight pants but not one comment on his monkey feet?

[NocturnalRob]

Don't listen to Rob, he tries to tear down ANY guy who's even remotely attractive.
Do or do not. There is no try.

And is that based on your perception of attractiveness or mine? Because why would I care what you consider to be attractive? And if it's based on my perception, then your whole theory disintegrates.

Blushy, instead of the QQ waaaaah-fest (pathetically rare thought that I didn't look that bad), just say, "Fuck you, guy." It usually ends the discussion right there. Usually, but not always.

[Cephalopod]

Blushy, instead of the QQ waaaaah-fest (pathetically rare thought that I didn't look that bad),...


Well, you're cultivating douchebag... he's cultivating emo.


...just say, "Fuck you, guy." It usually ends the discussion right there. Usually, but not always.

In Rob's case, "Let's fuck, guy" also works. Ask AR!

...I'm not as good at this homoerotic wordplay as they are, sorry.

[Showal]

Blushy, instead of the QQ waaaaah-fest (pathetically rare thought that I didn't look that bad), just say, "Fuck you, guy." It usually ends the discussion right there. Usually, but not always.

The best solution is to post a new thread similar to Back's FUCK YOU ALL thread. That usually ends the discussion and people realize you mean business. No one will EVER comment on anything you write again.

[NocturnalRob]

I'm not as good at this homoerotic wordplay as they are, sorry.
Which is odd given your lifestyle choice.

[DCSL]

Which is odd given your lifestyle choice.

It's not a choice, hatemonger. He was born that way!

[NocturnalRob]

It's not a choice, hatemonger. He was born that way!
SHOWS WHAT YOUR KNOW!!

[diethx]

And is that based on your perception of attractiveness or mine? Because why would I care what you consider to be attractive? And if it's based on my perception, then your whole theory disintegrates.

Any guy who gets positive comments about their appearance from female members of this forum.


In Rob's case, "Let's fuck, guy" also works. Ask AR!

lol

[NocturnalRob]

Any guy who gets positive comments about their appearance from female members of this forum.
False. Look back as far as two days ago. Nice attention span.

[diethx]

False. Look back as far as two days ago. Nice attention span.

Sorry, what were we talking about?

[NocturnalRob]

Sean and Jay.

I compliment when it's deserved. Sorry I don't throw out niceties at people just because they post their photo up on the internet.

[diethx]

Sean and Jay.

I compliment when it's deserved. Sorry I don't throw out niceties at people just because they post their photo up on the internet.

Pretty sure no one's saying you should throw compliments at everyone who posts their picture.

[NocturnalRob]

Pretty sure no one's saying you should throw compliments at everyone who posts their picture.
I'm aware. I was saying that's what is expected. Regardless of who posts a photo, some clown always comes along and throws out a compliment, even if it's something as asinine as "I REALLY LIKE THAT SHIRT LULZ!" It's dumb.

Sorry, I didn't jump on the Danzig bandwagon. However, your point about me "tear[ing] down ANY guy who's even remotely attractive" was disproved in dual capacity. You are wrong. That is all.

[EasternBrand]

I'm aware. I was saying that's what is expected. Regardless of who posts a photo, some clown always comes along and throws out a compliment, even if it's something as asinine as "I REALLY LIKE THAT SHIRT LULZ!" It's dumb.

Sorry, I didn't jump on the Danzig bandwagon. However, your point about me "tear[ing] down ANY guy who's even remotely attractive" was disproved in dual capacity. You are wrong. That is all.

The sexual tension here is EXPLOSIVE!



To clarify, I mean between Rob and Blushy.

[NocturnalRob]

To clarify, I mean between Rob and Blushy.
He won't respond to my PMs :(

[Blushy]

He won't respond to my PMs :(
You're totally sniffing at the wrong hydrant with your cock pics, dude. Circumcise that li'l smokey and we'll talk.

Now, I can understand not liking my haircut or my clothes, but I fail to see what's wrong with my feet! Are they monstrous? Have I been going through life as some sort of unwitting evolutionary throwback? Do you just not like feet?


Most importantly, you need to kill a bunch of fireflies and smear their shimmering butt paste on your face for warpaint. To match the green whazzit on your right arm.
That little green whazzit is a bracelet that says "DONATE LIFE". It was given to me by one of my students because her brother, a former student, recently died, violently, and became an organ donor.

Firefly warpaint sounds pretty awesome, though.

[IorakeWarhammer]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1369.snc4/164135_842954016344_11321292_46296714_3244749_n.jp g

[NocturnalRob]

I REALLY LIKE THAT SHIRT LULZ!!!

[Bobmuhthol]

I concur. Shirt is A+.

[Ryvicke]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1369.snc4/164135_842954016344_11321292_46296714_3244749_n.jp g

Is there like some head embigenning or like some fucked up perspectives going on in this photo or something? Is this little kid's hands just fucking massive? I mean this photo is just fucking creeping me out.

[NocturnalRob]

Photoshop

[Asha]

I REALLY LIKE THAT SHIRT LULZ!!!

Green rep son

[Tisket]

It seems that every picture that Iorakemoron has posted over the last year have all been from the same AARP event.

That or he only owns one set of dress clothes.

[Drew]

It seems that every picture that Iorakemoron has posted over the last year have all been from the same AARP event.

That or he only owns one set of dress clothes.

Great point, I hadn't noticed this.

[IorakeWarhammer]

its.. from October 2010.. my sister's wedding

the name of the thread should be

"POST PICS AND THEN LET ALL THE UGLY PEOPLE CRITICIZE YOU WITHOUT POSTING THEIR OWN PICS!!!!!"

[AnticorRifling]

its.. from October 2010.. my sister's wedding

the name of the thread should be

"POST PICS AND THEN LET ALL THE UGLY PEOPLE CRITICIZE YOU WITHOUT POSTING THEIR OWN PICS!!!!!"

Title wouldn't work since you posted your pics.

[Asha]

Title wouldn't work since you posted your pics.

BOOM!

[Warriorbird]

It seems that every picture that Iorakemoron has posted over the last year have all been from the same AARP event.

That or he only owns one set of dress clothes.

Or that he isn't that guy.

[Ryvicke]

its.. from October 2010.. my sister's wedding

the name of the thread should be

"POST PICS AND THEN LET ALL THE UGLY PEOPLE CRITICIZE YOU WITHOUT POSTING THEIR OWN PICS!!!!!"

Is it photoshopped? It's not, right? Admit it's a fucked up pic or that your head was formed poorly in the great flame of Allah's forge.

[diethx]

Or that he isn't that guy.

He is. I have an old pic of Drew from like 10 years ago and the faces are a match.

[Warriorbird]

He is. I have an old pic of Drew from like 10 years ago and the faces are a match.

Well... some folks were wandering around pretending to be my ex on the officials years back. Never can tell with GSers. But I'll take your word for it. Did he always love conspiracy theories so much?

[AnticorRifling]

Well... some folks were wandering around pretending to be my ex on the officials years back. Never can tell with GSers. But I'll take your word for it. Did he always love conspiracy theories so much?

WHY YOU NO CALL?!

[NocturnalRob]

Well... some folks were wandering around pretending to be my ex on the officials years back.
Wishful thinking, I guess.

[Warriorbird]

WHY YOU NO CALL?!

I dunno. I think you would've been lower maintenance.

[diethx]

Well... some folks were wandering around pretending to be my ex on the officials years back. Never can tell with GSers. But I'll take your word for it. Did he always love conspiracy theories so much?

He used to be normal, from what I remember. Pre-Islam, haha.

[Delias]

When my boy was born, about 6 months after I stopped working out regularly:

http://i.imgur.com/Vwm6C.jpg

It's pretty much the only picture of me from anywhere near the time frame I wanted to reference, RE: workout advice thread.


And we all know what I currently look like.

Edit: And yes, I DO regret that tattoo, more than almost anything else.

[Keller]

Is there a way to upload videos on here?

[Asha]

And we all know what I currently look like.

Nope

[Cephalopod]

He is. I have an old pic of Drew from like 10 years ago and the faces are a match.

You held onto it? Is this fap (er... schlick?) material?

[Ryvicke]

(er... schlick?)

Holy shit is this the official version of female fap?? I NOT KNOW.

[Delias]

Nope

Just imagine Pizza the Hut from spaceballs, and you'll have it down pretty much exact.

[Asha]

:) cool!

[NocturnalRob]

Just imagine Pizza the Hut from spaceballs, and you'll have it down pretty much exact.
Minus the cheesy goodness.

[diethx]

You held onto it? Is this fap (er... schlick?) material?

Haha, no. I have tons of old pics. I save everything.

[Asha]

That is a resounding yes, Nachos. :)

[Paradii]

When my boy was born, about 6 months after I stopped working out regularly:

http://i.imgur.com/Vwm6C.jpg

It's pretty much the only picture of me from anywhere near the time frame I wanted to reference, RE: workout advice thread.


And we all know what I currently look like.

Edit: And yes, I DO regret that tattoo, more than almost anything else.



Well, at the risk of being called gay, I must say that jean shorts are fucking gay. Seriously. For reals.

[diethx]

Haha, no.


That is a resounding yes, Nachos. :)

u reed gud.

[Gelston]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1357.snc4/162969_177974855566577_100000621928612_477585_6118 631_n.jpg

Some bastard took a pic of me and put it on facebook. So I guess I'll put it here.

[Sean]

Haha, no. I have tons of old pics. I save everything.

She's waiting for someone to cross her so she can release her folder of penis pictures on the internet, the horror?!

[Delias]

Well, at the risk of being called gay, I must say that jean shorts are fucking gay. Seriously. For reals.

You might not have noticed this, but I'm not a person who gives a fuck about clothing. This is most noticeably evinced by the fact that I own 7 of the exact same t-shirt, 14 white undershirts, 7 v-neck and 7 regular, 5 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of jean shorts, 2 pairs of sweatpants and 3 pairs of cotton shorts. All excepting the jeans and the undershirts are grey or black. I own 6 work shirts, four of which are black, to go with my 3 pairs of black slacks. I own innumerable numbers of socks both black, and white. This is a list of my entire wardrobe, excepting my suit (singular) and a dark blue shirt that sort of buttons from the chest area up.

Oh, plus drawers. My drawers are in all the most fashionable colors. I am a peacock.

[diethx]

She's waiting for someone to cross her so she can release her folder of penis pictures on the internet, the horror?!

Hehe! I do save those too, but i'd never do that. That's fucked up.

Plus if I was going to fap to a pic of anyone from the old gschat, it would be Dan.

[NocturnalRob]

I own 7 of the exact same t-shirt, 14 white undershirts, 7 v-neck and 7 regular, 5 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of jean shorts, 2 pairs of sweatpants and 3 pairs of cotton shorts. All excepting the jeans and the undershirts are grey or black. I own 6 work shirts, four of which are black, to go with my 3 pairs of black slacks.

I am a peacock.
A really OCD peacock. A Rainman peacock. A man with a pea cock.

[Delias]

A really OCD peacock. A Rainman peacock. A man with a pea cock.

When I was younger I used to wash my hands over and over until they would bleed. I think that counts, yes.

[NocturnalRob]

When I was younger I used to wash my hands over and over until they would bleed. I think that counts, yes.
Yak semen is tough to remove. Believe me, I know.

[Delias]

Yak semen is tough to remove. Believe me, I know.

I know you know. Remember that time we were at summer camp together?

[Keller]

Hehe! I do save those too, but i'd never do that. That's fucked up.

Plus if I was going to fap to a pic of anyone from the old gschat, it would be Dan.

I wouldn't.

His wife can fight.

[Hips]

yay

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/2986/p1000855r.jpg

[Paradii]

You might not have noticed this, but I'm not a person who gives a fuck about clothing. This is most noticeably evinced by the fact that I own 7 of the exact same t-shirt, 14 white undershirts, 7 v-neck and 7 regular, 5 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of jean shorts, 2 pairs of sweatpants and 3 pairs of cotton shorts. All excepting the jeans and the undershirts are grey or black. I own 6 work shirts, four of which are black, to go with my 3 pairs of black slacks. I own innumerable numbers of socks both black, and white. This is a list of my entire wardrobe, excepting my suit (singular) and a dark blue shirt that sort of buttons from the chest area up.

Oh, plus drawers. My drawers are in all the most fashionable colors. I am a peacock.

Well, you probably should start caring. So here's the quick glance-low down, v-necks are pretty damn lame, sweatpants are pretty damn lame, jean shorts are pretty damn lame. And really, 5 pairs of jeans? you need like 2, tops.

You should correct this before you get arrested for being a pedophilia.

And the irony that I, of all people, am currently critiquing your clothing choices should really hit home that you have a serious issue.

[Latrinsorm]

V-neck t-shirts are ok with dress shirts. They're just t-shirts, who cares.

Everything else stands.

[Back]

yay

ROFL. Pretty cool. Saw a vanity plate around here: AZN MILF. I kid you not.

Anyway, hope you don’t get too many stalkers!

[Delias]

I really don't care.

Eta: Reason I don't care- Clothing is a requisite for certain social endeavors and to protect me from cold weather and the harsh light of the sun. I am utilitarian in my clothing. I have no interest in attracting potential mates with my sense of style, since I've been with the same woman for the last decade. I really have no interest in clothing, style, or anything else that they do on the E! channel, or whatever the fuck it is that my mother watches when the cake show is over.

[IorakeWarhammer]

wow is it that serious

yes its me ask WROSS

[Drisco]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs973.snc4/76629_461894123805_514903805_5574647_3056665_n.jpg
Drunk as hell.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs734.ash1/162881_10150383531340026_510585025_16767872_492451 7_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1334.snc4/162694_10150094189874734_508109733_5997145_4081873 _n.jpg



Best Pubcrawl shirts to date.

[Drisco]

For the guys, since I want you to see the back of the shirts too.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs765.ash1/165619_10150383529470026_510585025_16767843_780331 2_n.jpg


Then a picture of my cat.. Puss in boots heh.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs796.ash1/168658_10150386256495026_510585025_16820584_463128 1_n.jpg

[Warriorbird]

yay

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/2986/p1000855r.jpg

Awesome.

[Stanley Burrell]

yay

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/2986/p1000855r.jpg

Get the fuck out.

Edit: Like, a good "get the fuck out" rather.

[Stanley Burrell]

That little green whazzit is a bracelet that says "DONATE LIFE". It was given to me by one of my students because her brother, a former student, recently died, violently, and became an organ donor.

Oh. Yeah, that's a fine wrist piece. Probably the best. Yes :embarrassed:


Firefly warpaint sounds pretty awesome, though.

I'm not going to front, I use Pinaud-Clubman, when I care enough, to make my moustache appear to match my chin scruff to complete the goatee. So, in summation, I think ... In Africa, if it really exists, there are tribes that use warpaint: So, as far as fireflies go, I usually let them out, or throw them into a spiderweb.

[diethx]

I wouldn't.

His wife can fight.

Don't lie, you'd fap to Dan too, if you had to pick someone from gschat.

[NocturnalRob]

For the guys, since I want you to see the back of the shirts too.
Holy shit, those are amazing. I want one. Preferably with one of those blondes in it. Make it so!

[Hips]

Get the fuck out.

Edit: Like, a good "get the fuck out" rather.

I couldn't believe it wasn't taken. I tried for Vader first, though. :(

[TheEschaton]

No seriously, when 2.3tr of your 2.5tr cut comes from one item, can someone comment on it? Or link an article on it?

[Drew]

He is. I have an old pic of Drew from like 10 years ago and the faces are a match.

I was so confused by this, it took like 5 minutes before I remembered IorakeDouchehammer is also named after me (but probably an Andrew, not a true Drew).

[Spooky]

hopefully this works..

[Androidpk]

hopefully this works..

Nope.

[Kuyuk]

hopefully this works..

Grats, you successfully completed your guild task!

[Kuyuk]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5249/5375581586_3ceb1399e7_m.jpg

At corporate training

[NocturnalRob]

Matthew Modine called. He said you are a sexy man.


http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5249/5375581586_3ceb1399e7_m.jpg

[Warriorbird]

Matthew Modine called. He said you are a sexy man.

I'm sort of bothered by picturing PC Glee.

[NocturnalRob]

I'm sort of bothered by picturing PC Glee.
Who do you think Matthew Modine is?

[Warriorbird]

Who do you think Matthew Modine is?

Every single one is sort of disturbing. I mean, like, imagine Anticor busting out his Justin Timberlake singing skills. He's got the barbershop experience. It goes downhill from there.

EDIT:

And you got me. I thought you meant that Matthew Morrison guy from Glee.

[Kuyuk]

Who do you think Matthew Modine is?

I had to google him :-/

[Cephalopod]

People not knowing who Matthew Modine is makes me sad. Haven't you fucks watched Full Metal Jacket?

[Warriorbird]

People not knowing who Matthew Modine is makes me sad. Haven't you fucks watched Full Metal Jacket?

Just read it, actually. Is it as good as the book?

[Keller]

I was so confused by this, it took like 5 minutes before I remembered IorakeDouchehammer is also named after me (but probably an Andrew, not a true Drew).

So are Drew, Drew2, and DoucheDrew all gay?

[pabstblueribbon]

Just read it, actually. Is it as good as the book?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000388/): Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000352/): Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000388/): Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag!
[Pyle drops down to his knees]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000388/): Now choke yourself.
[Pyle wraps his own hands around his throat]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000388/): Goddamn it, with MY hand, numb-nuts!
[Pyle reaches for Hartman's hand]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000388/): Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself!
[Pyle does so]


Yeah.. I'm that bored at work.

[NocturnalRob]

The last 6 posts made me incredibly sad.

[RichardCranium]

Mmm, Private School. I approve.

[Sean]

I prefer to think of Matthew Modine as the creepy land developer from Weeds.

[Warriorbird]

I prefer to think of Matthew Modine as the creepy land developer from Weeds.

Ohh. Now I know who he is.

[diethx]

I was so confused by this, it took like 5 minutes before I remembered IorakeDouchehammer is also named after me (but probably an Andrew, not a true Drew).

Oops, my bad. I spent so long calling him Drew, it's habit I guess.


People not knowing who Matthew Modine is makes me sad.

Ditto to this.


So are Drew, Drew2, and DoucheDrew all gay?

Were you really in gschat? Why do I not remember you at all. wtf :/

[Keller]

Were you really in gschat? Why do I not remember you at all. wtf :/

I was only there from like winter of 98 to spring of 2000.

The only people I remember, besides people that post here regularly, are Nat and J0eisG0d or whatever that douche's name was.

[diethx]

I was only there from like winter of 98 to spring of 2000.

The only people I remember, besides people that post here regularly, are Nat and J0eisG0d or whatever that douche's name was.

Ahh, that's probably why. I rarely got online during my senior year, so we were probably only interacting for 6 months or so. Honestly though I thought I remembered everyone. No offense, man.

edit: Oh also, joeisgod, aka fat joe... I think that's hollywoodjoe here. I'm not 100% sure though.

[Drinin]

My girlfriend makes fun of my Rush t-shirt. I think she's just jealous.

http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n625/skaln1/610339545_2177803157_592689802_1295645468188.jpg

[Delias]

My girlfriend makes fun of my Rush t-shirt. I think she's just jealous.

http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n625/skaln1/610339545_2177803157_592689802_1295645468188.jpg

Nope.

[diethx]

Holy shit, (a young) Dustin Hoffman reads our forum?

[NocturnalRob]

Holy shit, you're blind.

[DCSL]

Are there really people who don't like Rush..?

[NocturnalRob]

Are there really people who don't like Rush..?
They're called Communists.

[Warriorbird]

Are there really people who don't like Rush..?

I don't like Tom Sawyer. I don't like their "We're off drugs!" music. Apart from that though, yeah, I still like them as a whole.

[Back]

I don't like Tom Sawyer. I don't like their "We're off drugs!" music. Apart from that though, yeah, I still like them as a whole.

Can you possibly be anymore pretentious?

[Warriorbird]

Can you possibly be anymore pretentious?

It was overplayed on my favorite classic rock station growing up. Later on I fell in love with series of DIKU/MERC MUD areas based on their songs. I began to like them as a whole. Then in college a hippy girlfriend played some "new" RUSH and I detested it.

More than a bit geeky, maybe. Pretentious? Uhh.

[Paradii]

Can you possibly be anymore pretentious?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SnUyTNZ4LC4/R9NUtjQLI8I/AAAAAAAAAk0/jfKJmvPD3-Y/s200/pot_calling_kettle_black.bmp

[RSR]

Can you possibly be anymore pretentious?

Only if he wore a scarf.

-Richard.

[Back]

I loved Rush until they got popular. Then they sucked.

[BigWorm]

Only if he wore a scarf.

-Richard.

Boom, roasted.

Back, you really should know better by now.

[nub]

New Years Day, on a boat, was laying on my stomach, just got up from a nap

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n295/nubulator9/boat.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

What's the beer thingy?

Sorry, English would help: What's the bluish container-type object you've got for your beer? And can I get one for my favorite sports team or something? Is it improvisational or a certifiable beer can (holding?) object. And if I get one, does it impart bro status on me, because I don't like getting involved in that kind of stuff.

[Bobmuhthol]

Are you serious?

[Stanley Burrell]

Are you serious?

I think so. I mean, how can that possibly be a coaster? Coasters are two-dimensional and shit.

Look, I know beer. That's why cases become "cases of beer" and holders become "beer holders." Anything, that is a normal'ish object, that suddenly has to do with alcoholic beverages should include a new patent. And a logo I can order somewhere. But I want to try and be unique, so I'm not really sure where this is going.

[Bobmuhthol]

It's not a coaster?

http://www.amazon.com/Boston-Red-Koozie-Soda-Holder/dp/B0009KNEM2

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm just saying, I have to one-up someone's beer holding receptacle: And everything's already been invented. I hate this world.

[nub]

What's the beer thingy?

Sorry, English would help: What's the bluish container-type object you've got for your beer? And can I get one for my favorite sports team or something? Is it improvisational or a certifiable beer can (holding?) object. And if I get one, does it impart bro status on me, because I don't like getting involved in that kind of stuff.

It's not a coaster, it's just a new type of can, less expensive too, biodegradeable. and gradeable.

[Stanley Burrell]

It's not a coaster, it's just a new type of can, less expensive too, biodegradeable. and gradeable.

Okay, how do I do that, without having to explain stuff like that, with something that relates to a brewski; and everyone will be, like, "Yo, that is a sweet remote-controlled beer thingy, with its own mini-fountain and 3D LED projections, plus the trained rare breed of capybara that serves it to you, why did you put a Keystone in that?"

I mean, your thing is pretty good, I just need something I can videotape/take of pictures of myself with, relating to a beer-object, so that it looks like I have money and/or am important.

[diethx]

Holy shit, you're blind.

Holy shit, you're a sandy ham wallet.

[Drew]

So are Drew, Drew2, and DoucheDrew all gay?

Damn you and this chestnut.

[nub]

Okay, how do I do that, without having to explain stuff like that, with something that relates to a brewski; and everyone will be, like, "Yo, that is a sweet remote-controlled beer thingy, with its own mini-fountain and 3D LED projections, plus the trained rare breed of capybara that serves it to you, why did you put a Keystone in that?"

I mean, your thing is pretty good, I just need something I can videotape/take of pictures of myself with, relating to a beer-object, so that it looks like I have money and/or am important.

You think the picture was taken to have the coaster presented? Shut the fuck up Stanley Burrel. It was handed to me, I was happy to take it, I don't think I would have gotten the beer without it.

[NocturnalRob]

You think the picture was taken to have the coaster presented? Shut the fuck up Stanley Burrel. It was handed to me, I was happy to take it, I don't think I would have gotten the beer without it.
You just got Ben'd.

[NocturnalRob]

Holy shit, you're a sandy ham wallet.
If I am, it's only because your genitals are contagious.

[Parkbandit]

I'm just saying, I have to one-up someone's beer holding receptacle: And everything's already been invented. I hate this world.

Get one of these:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/IMG_0624.jpg

[diethx]

If I am, it's only because your genitals are contagious.

OMG, you were near my genitals?!?!?!?! AR is right, you really don't notice...

(loloololol)

[NocturnalRob]

OMG, you were near my genitals?!?!?!?!
No. It's an air-borne pathogen. Stop queefing.

[Asha]

uuerrgh!

[Tisket]

New Years Day, on a boat, was laying on my stomach, just got up from a nap

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n295/nubulator9/boat.jpg

That's enough to make me wish that I was a gay male too. Pretty.

[NocturnalRob]

That's enough to make me wish that I was a gay male too.
So you can fuck his ass and his chin?

[Tisket]

So you can fuck his ass and his chin?

I was thinking in reverse.

[NocturnalRob]

I was thinking in reverse.
Really? You have a massive crater in your chin too?

[nub]

I was thinking in reverse.

You don't have to be a gay male for that to happen, you are fine the way you are! O_o

[Warriorbird]

You don't have to be a gay male for that to happen, you are fine the way you are! O_o

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks.

[NocturnalRob]

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks.
Step 1) Butt chin
Step 2) Wax
Step 3) Gayviators
Step 4) ???
Step 5) Get chicks

[nub]

You think the picture was taken to have the coaster presented? Shut the fuck up Stanley Burrel. It was handed to me, I was happy to take it, I don't think I would have gotten the beer without it.

for the record, and i am quoting myself here, I know this, but that's not what's on record. FOR THE RECORD there was no seriousness to this post I am quoting, whatsoever.

[nub]

Step 1) Butt chin
Step 2) Wax
Step 3) Gayviators
Step 4) ???
Step 5) Get chicks

rofl, rob you got #1 too don't you? and 3. and 5

[NocturnalRob]

rofl, rob you got #1 too don't you? and 3. and 5
only 4 and 5.

[DCSL]

Yeah, I saw Rob's ??? in action. It's for realz, ladies.

[Androidpk]

Small penis?

[nub]

Small penis?

/???

[Hedensk]

Here you go, Rob.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo87.jpg

[DCSL]

Here you go, Rob.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo87.jpg

I was hoping for, at most, a tank top and panties. But that outfit is oddly Audrey Hepburn-ish, so I'll take it!

[Drew]

Here you go, Rob.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo87.jpg


Time to join the crew.

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Life-Aquatic-movie-07.jpg

[Rucca]

Here you go, Rob.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b362/RenaeHedensk/photo87.jpg

There's my beautiful girl! <3

[NocturnalRob]

You appear to keep your bathroom relatively clean. I approve.

http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp194/nocturnalrob/guy.jpg

[Androidpk]

Since this thread is popping like a collar now. Again.


http://i51.tinypic.com/20jlcms.jpg

I'm the good looking one on the far right.

http://i55.tinypic.com/f0nhp5.jpg

Trying to look cooler than I actually am.

[NocturnalRob]

Trying to look cooler than I actually am.
Step 1 to remedying that would be to stop wearing Hollister. You're not 17 and you don't live in CA.

Other than that, high five. Your boys all have badass beards. Do you ever get jealous? I can't grow a beard. My younger brother can. I just pretend that he's adopted.

[Androidpk]

Thats actually the only piece of clothing I have from Hollisters, and I bought it a few years ago. And yes, I'm pretty jealous I can't grow a good beard, though its growing ok now since I haven't shaved in forever.

[nub]

You appear to keep your bathroom relatively clean. I approve.

http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp194/nocturnalrob/guy.jpg


you married!?

[NocturnalRob]

1) Right hand.
2) Class ring.
3) No.
4) WHY, ARE YOU INTERESTED?!?!?!!!?!

[Androidpk]

Who the fuck wears a class ring?

At least tell me it's a college ring and not HS.

[NocturnalRob]

Who the fuck wears a class ring?

At least tell me it's a college ring and not HS.
I do. And yes, it's a college ring.

WHO THE FUCK WEARS HOLLISTER!?!

[Ryvicke]

Intense props to Rob for showing us just a little bit of that belt. I can feel his wild side from way downtown. You can't argue motherfucker does not have the fashion.

I got a shoe shine this week purely because I'm on a two year plan to ape Rob's style by the time I hit 30.

[Rucca]

I wear Abercrombie!

P.S. Rob, my little girl says you have "handsome" hair. :D Also, pk you are gorgeous as usual. <3

[Ryvicke]

I can feel his wild side from way downtown

gay

[DCSL]

gay

If we're talking about gay, let's talk about you and your intense admiration of your Puerto Rican friend from last night.

[NocturnalRob]

I got a shoe shine this week purely because I'm on a two year plan to ape Rob's style by the time I hit 30.
Yes, I am old. But I'm glad you're getting a shine. Looks good. Protects the shoes. Win-win.


Rob, my little girl says you have "handsome" hair.
Your child has impeccable taste.

[nub]

1) Right hand.
2) Class ring.
3) No.
4) WHY, ARE YOU INTERESTED?!?!?!!!?!

1) wut? I am confused, I stared at the pic for a while, a good minute or so, I think it's because I'm still hung over, it looks like the left for some reason.

4) NOT ANYMORE

[DCSL]

1) wut? I am confused, I stared at the pic for a while, a good minute or so, I think it's because I'm still hung over, it looks like the left for some reason.

4) NOT ANYMORE

It's a mirror shot. Don't make me spell it out.

[Ryvicke]

If we're talking about gay, let's talk about you and your intense admiration of your Puerto Rican friend from last night.

He fucking pulled a dollar out from between two neck-on-neck beer bottles without tipping them over. He also looked like John Cusack. It was pretty intense.

[nub]

It's a mirror shot. Don't make me spell it out.

I don't know why I wanted to think I would see a picture of someone else taking a picture of rob taking a picture of him/her

[DCSL]

He fucking pulled a dollar out from between two neck-on-neck beer bottles without tipping them over. He also looked like John Cusack. It was pretty intense.

Hey, I wasn't there. All I know is that you loved him.

[Asha]

Class rings are some of the best styled rings on Earth. Don't like the gold sovereign look of yours though. They should be like silver and black with an awesome fucking JEWEL in the middle.

[NocturnalRob]

Class rings are some of the best styled rings on Earth. Don't like the gold sovereign look of yours though. They should be like silver and black with an awesome fucking JEWEL in the middle.
I'm sorry you don't like my ring. Then again, you want something silver and black with a jewel, so you clearly went to a state university (i.e., fuck you, guy).

[Androidpk]

I think it's because I'm still hung over, it looks like the left for some reason.


http://i54.tinypic.com/2iatssm.jpg

[Delias]

This is not a picture of me... I was looking for a picture of me, and couldn't find any that I hadn't already posted. So instead I decided to post this one, just because it was fun to take. The harlot on the right is my wife. The harlot on the left is just some girl we used to party with a lot. The guy in the center lost the joust due to a filthy dishonorable trick, so I sent my wenches to comfort him, because he was awesome.

http://i.imgur.com/ke4fXl.jpg

[Ryvicke]

Fucking awesome. The official midwest PC get together needs to be a LARP.

[NocturnalRob]

Fucking awesome. The official midwest PC get together needs to be a LARP.
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!!

[WRoss]

I might be able to host the midwest get together. My family is about to have two vacant properties in the midwest area.

[waywardgs]

I might be able to host the midwest get together. My family is about to have two vacant properties in the midwest area.

Are you planning to eliminate them in some gruesome axe-wielding manner?

[Androidpk]

Are you planning to eliminate them in some gruesome axe-wielding manner?

He uses a maul, not an axe.

[Kuyuk]

Is ohio considered the midwest these days?

Fucking Ohio.

[DCSL]

Fucking awesome. The official midwest PC get together needs to be a LARP.

There would have to be a FUCKTON-GRAM (the metric unit) of alcohol to get me to do that.

[NocturnalRob]

Or a lot of Kamikazes. Pussy.

[DCSL]

At least I didn't have a hangover. Pussy.

[Delias]

At least I didn't have a hangover. Pussy.

I promise I can drink more than you without dying. I also promise I will regret it more than you do.

[NocturnalRob]

Um, neither did I. Real men don't get hangovers. They get awesomer.

[DCSL]

Um, neither did I. Real men don't get hangovers. They get awesomer.

I will now post a brief excerpt from the PM Rob sent me the morning after:

"My head is slightly annoyed with me."

LOOK AT HIM TRY TO DOWNPLAY HIS PAIN.

[Delias]

Maybe he meant he was a little groggy and zipped jr. in his fly, and annoyed the head.

[Asha]

(i.e., fuck you, guy).

Yeah thanks for clearing that up!

[sst]

On the subject of beards...
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh184/rsta007/IMAG0011.jpg
getting kind of proud of mine


http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh184/rsta007/IMG_0617-1.jpg
this is of the family at my sons Baptism (in December) hes racked out... Woke up long enough to get dunked then went back to a blissful sleep

thought this one turned out pretty cool
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh184/rsta007/IMG_0598-1.jpg
thought this one turned out pretty cool

[Delias]

I refuse to shave until it gets warmer.

[Latrinsorm]

I didn't want to be the first little girl to comment on Rob's haircut, but it's very nice. (Thanks Rucca['s daughter]!)

That second picture is amazing, Dave & wife, but how did your hand get in your pocket?!?

[Showal]

I promise I can drink more than you without dying.

BEST CHALLENGE EVER

[Paradii]

Uh, Rob your pants are way too tight to be insulting Blushy on his skinny jeans.

Mine, however, are not. So, you both are gay.

[Carl Spackler]

For the guys, since I want you to see the back of the shirts too.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs765.ash1/165619_10150383529470026_510585025_16767843_780331 2_n.jpg


those shirts are unbo

[Blushy]

So, you both are gay.
Just to be totally clear: I am not, in point of fact, a homosexual, but sometimes I am way gay.

[Celephais]

Get one of these:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/IMG_0624.jpg

If you're serious about your beer holding, get one of these:
http://i.imgur.com/uwd7f.jpg

http://funraniumlabs.com/products-page/view-all/665ml-fmj-playa-grade-stein-of-science/

[NocturnalRob]

For fuck's sake, Celephais...

[Stanley Burrell]

Erlenmeyer flasks. Holy shit. The world is in my palm.

The stainless steel + carabiner is pretty O.K., too.

[Celephais]

Erlenmeyer flasks. Holy shit. The world is in my palm.

The stainless steel + carabiner is pretty O.K., too.

no no, if you read the link, it's some badass science flask, it has the erlenmeyer in the stainless steel tube, and it's vaccum sealed so that there's very little contact between the glass and ... anything, so your beerverage stays the temperature it went into the glass at.

[Kuyuk]

So, I shouldnt put boiling hot coffee in it for the ride to work, and expect it to be a drinkable temperature when I get there?

[Stanley Burrell]

So, I shouldnt put boiling hot coffee in it for the ride to work, and expect it to be a drinkable temperature when I get there?

If it's a coffee + alcohol beverage, maybe.







Anyway, I just have to get a few more Erlenmeyer flasks. Thanks again, Cele.

[Asha]

For the guys, since I want you to see the back of the shirts too.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs765.ash1/165619_10150383529470026_510585025_16767843_780331 2_n.jpg

Now.. that is nice to see.

[Ryvicke]

The official UK PC get-together will be held at Drisco's apartment.

[Rucca]

The official UK PC get-together will be held at Drisco's apartment.

Sweet, a UK get-together in Canada...

[Ryvicke]

?!??! THOSE GIRLS AREN'T CANADIAN.

[Drisco]

It's a date bitches.


?!??! THOSE GIRLS AREN'T CANADIAN.

Oh yes, they sure are.

I think she was referring to the part where you said a UK get together will be held at my place which is in Canada.

[Ryvicke]

I think she was referring to the part where you said a UK get together will be held at my place which is in Canada.

sigh. Yeah--I faled. You're british though right? I'm new.

In any event, UK PC get-together at Drisco's!

Apologies are offered in the form of this cat:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/nobody_boy/kitty.gif

[NocturnalRob]

You've been around for over 2 years, guy. You're not "new." And tell those whores to just come to NYC.

[Rucca]

Apologies are offered in the form of this cat:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/nobody_boy/kitty.gif

Oh my god. You are forgiven.

[Drisco]

sigh. Yeah--I faled. You're british though right? I'm new.

In any event, UK PC get-together at Drisco's!

Apologies are offered in the form of this cat:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/nobody_boy/kitty.gif


Oh my god. You are forgiven.


Wow you are so friggen forgiven. I just gathered the whole house hold to watch that video and we laughed for about 20 mins because we always film our cat doing stuff.

Hence the puss in boots back there.

[B4Hand]

The college kid next door is still working on a set of pictures she took for us. This is a shot of the kiddos freezing as we were getting ready to take pics.

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq238/merjinia/72023_1645946701959_1035654564_1690547_5921339_n.j pg

[NocturnalRob]

Which one is causing all the problems?

[Kuyuk]

I bet the middle one..

[TheEschaton]

I'm thinking the one on the right with the eyeshadow and the necklace.

[Blushy]

I'm thinking the one on the right with the eyeshadow and the necklace.
Yeah, it's definitely one of the blonde ones.

[Drisco]

Your kids are beautiful!

[B4Hand]

Your kids are beautiful!

Thanks Drisco! And..the eyeshadowed..weird hair one..that's my 13 year old..who gives me zero problems. The other two are my 16 and 17 year old. Both were blonds..but Sarah decided to color her hair (she's my basketball player, girl who isn't sure if she likes girls or boys..or both!). Lacee is the blondest one. DJ (little Dude), well he's the boy who just looks like WTF get this over so I can go play video games!

[Kuyuk]

I like sarah.

[Ryvicke]

That was like a full 9 hours before anyone said anything creepy. Lazy pedos.

[Drisco]

That was like a full 9 hours before anyone said anything creepy. Lazy pedos.

Haha I agree, this is very unusual.

[WRoss]

Scary that I know that it is the blonde in the middle. Now that the second oldest girl isn't all emoed up, she is invited to stay with me when you send your oldest daughter.

[DCSL]

That was like a full 9 hours before anyone said anything creepy. Lazy pedos.

It's 'cause we've seen the Gorgeous Family before. XD And then we were all like, JAILBAIT. Seriously, they're one of the collectively prettiest families I've ever seen. No one in there, from parents to kids, is remotely unattractive.

[4a6c1]

Seriously, they're one of the collectively prettiest families I've ever seen. No one in there, from parents to kids, is remotely unattractive.

This!

[AnticorRifling]

I've taught my boys that if your plane goes down in the Andes the first thing you do is eat the guy with chocolate buttons and a carrot nose:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/anticor/Twins/CalebandCorbineatingasnowman.jpg

[diethx]

They're so fucking cute. Must have a hot mom.

[AnticorRifling]

They do.

[NocturnalRob]

They do.

[B4Hand]

Those boys are adorable!

[Krayton]

I've taught my boys that if your plane goes down in the Andes the first thing you do is eat the guy with chocolate buttons and a carrot nose

And don't eat yellow snow.