Thread for Things That Made You Laugh Today [Archive] - Page 9

Methais

02-24-2017, 09:45 AM

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16938660_1726244584069037_3059522022453068865_n.jp g?oh=3011d3e3a19d577fe0be59cf07291c14&oe=59373334

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16938866_1726263230733839_861816661123676692_n.jpg ?oh=ccda475daa01742a12047691e862e0a7&oe=593650CE
https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16939211_1726263384067157_4687244613322958273_n.jp g?oh=bd53133ccdd55d99f0edd7c5ff9f3869&oe=59282884

Methais

02-24-2017, 02:10 PM

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16865226_10154692393482535_681818603402733174_n.jp g?oh=83cf470093e00cac51c4196429e18c9b&oe=5938F74D

Taernath

02-25-2017, 12:15 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPipSocaUdw

SylphSorc

02-25-2017, 01:19 PM

This is great

Velfi

02-25-2017, 08:11 PM

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16865226_10154692393482535_681818603402733174_n.jp g?oh=83cf470093e00cac51c4196429e18c9b&oe=5938F74D

Jesus.

Velfi

02-25-2017, 09:31 PM

http://i.imgur.com/EvdrNsW.gif

Velfi

02-25-2017, 09:43 PM

https://streamable.com/e7bnz

Velfi

02-26-2017, 01:46 AM

The spiciest memelord is you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pLl0zID6UM

edit: The way Trebek took that on makes me think he's not unfamiliar with spicy memes himself.

Fallen

02-27-2017, 01:39 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_lAJd7V3lk

Velfi

02-28-2017, 05:50 PM

Detective m0E gets down to business.

https://clips.twitch.tv/EnergeticUnsightlySrirachaTF2John

Tisket

02-28-2017, 06:13 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_lAJd7V3lk

I want to pay someone to hold that guy down and force feed him meat. What a douche.

Androidpk

02-28-2017, 06:25 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgEmxGL1JvQ

drauz

03-01-2017, 01:18 AM

http://i.imgur.com/hK6bVSD.gif

Tisket

03-01-2017, 01:59 AM

I love seeing a road rager get swatted like a bug.

Methais

03-01-2017, 01:54 PM

http://i.imgur.com/hK6bVSD.gif

He was probably talking shit the whole way back to his car too.

YOU LUCKY THIS LIGHT ABOUT TO TURN GREEN MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

Methais

03-03-2017, 01:20 PM

http://i.imgur.com/VI6zKII.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/fPkG6Hb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/EZuUx1p.jpg

http://imgur.com/gallery/5VkAh

:lol:

Methais

03-03-2017, 04:00 PM

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/17021943_10154712243392535_4010932493502828365_n.j pg?oh=390696ecf34c8cfbabbb68daadf0ab6b&oe=596918DD

Velfi

03-03-2017, 07:33 PM

A dick fitbit.

The i.Con is a wonderful product for men who have always been wondering how they stack up to other men. Without stats to back their claims up, they would have to lie about their sexual prowess the old-fashioned way: by buying a Porsche.

http://www.salon.com/2017/03/03/monitor-your-sex-life-with-a-fitbit-for-your-junk/

Velfi

03-05-2017, 01:22 AM

https://streamable.com/88v8h

Velfi

03-05-2017, 07:25 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Lk5SHX2.gif

drauz

03-06-2017, 10:18 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7lBQVrEQN4

Methais

03-07-2017, 03:06 PM

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17201102_600319180173518_1247885853922419554_n.jpg ?oh=e2a478c3f9b86fb6331e81e19da85566&oe=5938DED2

drauz

03-07-2017, 08:19 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPOEmHczkCw

Fallen

03-08-2017, 10:43 AM

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aJkNtRW0--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ijx0kwkjwbuz59xw0cpj.png

drauz

03-09-2017, 08:17 AM

http://i.imgur.com/SGWrNhA.gif

Fallen

03-09-2017, 11:21 AM

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--BcdZjpgw--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/lnmkhwcml47lnigyykvp.png

Eodus

03-09-2017, 12:14 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6QJWn8UoAM0-qx.jpg

drauz

03-10-2017, 04:59 AM

http://i.imgur.com/tDWzrpY.jpg

Androidpk

03-11-2017, 04:33 AM

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/jeff-bridges-dude-big-lebowski-john-goodman-walk-of-fame-1202006543/

Fallen

03-11-2017, 10:29 AM

http://variety.com/2017/film/news/jeff-bridges-dude-big-lebowski-john-goodman-walk-of-fame-1202006543/

That's awesome.

Velfi

03-12-2017, 01:56 AM

http://i.imgur.com/SQISer8.jpg

drauz

03-13-2017, 07:27 PM

Mistakes were made

http://i.imgur.com/mR9R7Si.gif

drauz

03-15-2017, 03:34 AM

http://i.imgur.com/x6GjKyO.jpg

drauz

03-15-2017, 03:40 AM

http://i.imgur.com/DF5dzJ7.jpg

Fallen

03-15-2017, 01:33 PM

http://i.imgur.com/h7yKWW0.jpg

Methais

03-15-2017, 01:40 PM

http://i.imgur.com/h7yKWW0.jpg

You can't have grape without rape.

Fallen

03-15-2017, 01:43 PM

You can't have grape without rape.

It's good for every meal.

Stunseed

03-15-2017, 01:51 PM

It's good for every meal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow7pwIDhl5c

Edited to add : "He's the Grapist!"

Velfi

03-16-2017, 04:20 PM

https://gfycat.com/QualifiedNaiveArabianhorse

Androidpk

03-17-2017, 12:11 PM

http://i.imgur.com/i482A1L.jpg

Fallen

03-20-2017, 11:30 AM

I guess it really does work.

http://i.imgur.com/pxvjdHE.jpg

Gelston

03-20-2017, 11:37 AM

http://i.imgur.com/i482A1L.jpg

CD Projekt Red isn't exactly an "independent" game developer. The company has over 370 employees and is worth over $100 million. They are a long way from the first Witcher game. They probably had just as many people working on Witcher 3 as Bioware did on ME:A and that game still had tons of insane animation glitches.

Gelston

03-20-2017, 07:33 PM

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17424707_1864650560478916_4058030546790851465_n.jp g?oh=8358a4ef72838e285fcf273a37167c1f&oe=5969D53B

Gelston

03-20-2017, 08:19 PM

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/17424829_412114505828068_1960306122312122614_n.jpg ?oh=741124844249ee0caa174d27d0492f35&oe=595C444A

Tgo01

03-20-2017, 08:23 PM

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/17424829_412114505828068_1960306122312122614_n.jpg ?oh=741124844249ee0caa174d27d0492f35&oe=595C444A

Batman's parents are dead? Spoiler alert!

drauz

03-20-2017, 08:28 PM

http://i.imgur.com/0iUx8zv.jpg

Gelston

03-20-2017, 11:47 PM

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/17264949_1891100011165447_6424382814242183840_n.jp g?oh=4efda8cbcf9899b41a3ce6ecd1769b5e&oe=59549FE9

drauz

03-23-2017, 01:38 AM

http://i.imgur.com/Qo8fFH6.jpg

Gelston

03-23-2017, 04:05 AM

Random cigs and condoms.... I don't get it?

drauz

03-23-2017, 04:13 AM

Random cigs and condoms.... I don't get it?

Well then we go to different vending machines. That isn't normal for me here. I guess Texas is different.

Gelston

03-23-2017, 04:20 AM

Well then we go to different vending machines. That isn't normal for me here. I guess Texas is different.

Random cigs and condoms isn't normal anywhere. What are you getting at?

drauz

03-23-2017, 04:32 AM

Random cigs and condoms isn't normal anywhere. What are you getting at?

I thought it was funny, you apparently did not. Good day to you, sir.

Gelston

03-23-2017, 04:33 AM

I thought it was funny, you apparently did not. Good day to you, sir.

Hey asshole, I'll hit you with rocks. EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS FUNNY NOW OR ELSE

drauz

03-23-2017, 04:40 AM

Hey asshole, I'll hit you with rocks. EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS FUNNY NOW OR ELSE

http://i.imgur.com/WQG4iMh.gif

Velfi

03-23-2017, 04:48 AM

http://i.imgur.com/T1YhTWx.gif

drauz

03-23-2017, 05:14 AM

https://twitter.com/cosmopolitan/status/807313578252500994?lang=en

Methais

03-23-2017, 10:05 AM

http://i.imgur.com/A2brxod.jpg

Tisket

03-23-2017, 01:10 PM

Hey asshole, I'll hit you with rocks. EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS FUNNY NOW OR ELSE

I laughed.

Methais

03-23-2017, 01:16 PM

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17457430_10154785940357535_4330065030086331022_n.j pg?oh=9d5a5f19b7caf9ecbc91ab27292d4411&oe=5966A880

Savageheart

03-23-2017, 03:20 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdL6BjupD1E

Oldie but goodie

Methais

03-25-2017, 09:38 AM

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17523234_10154791768877535_5945748619383893497_n.j pg?oh=aedd5d0a367313cf67af410ceb9253de&oe=596B2492

Nathala Crane

03-25-2017, 02:58 PM

http://i.imgur.com/mZgHqRj.jpg

Velfi

03-27-2017, 01:36 PM

http://i.imgur.com/3sFUuYT.gif

Fallen

03-28-2017, 12:05 PM

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yvFOuJeo--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/cvai4tz3upl653t0fivv.gif

Androidpk

03-29-2017, 10:07 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piYmyxstsXY

Gelston

03-30-2017, 02:42 PM

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17553487_2076175195942910_1888443767594063517_n.jp g?oh=fe53e7fa69a1498042a38c0362ae5512&oe=59691438

Gelston

03-31-2017, 02:50 PM

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/17554044_1082239091879951_1101781569090469630_n.jp g?oh=be4662c203277a3cd06a3f71ce5057bc&oe=599390EB

Velfi

03-31-2017, 05:17 PM

http://i.imgur.com/wO2TIzS.gif

Androidpk

03-31-2017, 05:27 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVQza7Luqj0

Wrathbringer

03-31-2017, 05:33 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVQza7Luqj0

There's absolutely nothing funny about this. In fact, I found it to be quite retarded.

Androidpk

04-01-2017, 07:21 PM

WTF is wrong with people???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uroJOzESKMA&feature=youtu.be

Tgo01

04-01-2017, 07:24 PM

WTF is wrong with people???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uroJOzESKMA&feature=youtu.be

Bitches be crazy.

Androidpk

04-01-2017, 07:25 PM

Definitely straight out of the libturd playbook of being a bully why crying victim.

Velfi

04-02-2017, 12:34 AM

http://i.imgur.com/R1LXsqD.jpg

MotleyCrew

04-02-2017, 09:35 AM

Funny but, we actually need these all over!

8446

Gelston

04-02-2017, 09:55 AM

Funny but, we actually need these all over!

8446

Ran into those idiots that stay on the left lane going to Dallas yesterday. I also hate when they pull in front of you to pass a car and then proceed to go slower than that other car.

Latrinsorm

04-02-2017, 02:37 PM

Ran into those idiots that stay on the left lane going to Dallas yesterday. I also hate when they pull in front of you to pass a car and then proceed to go slower than that other car.It's probably not idiocy. They're just pursuing their own self-interest at the expense of everyone else. Smart for one, dumb for all.

Tgo01

04-02-2017, 03:01 PM

Ran into those idiots that stay on the left lane going to Dallas yesterday. I also hate when they pull in front of you to pass a car and then proceed to go slower than that other car.

My favorite is when a semi decides to pass another semi right as we're about to go up a hill. So the semi isn't gaining any speed at all while we're going up the hill, then when we reach flat land again said semi proceeds to take about 10 miles to pass a long ling of semis because he's going 1 MPH faster than them.

Methais

04-02-2017, 04:41 PM

Then when you eventually get to pass them they look at you like they're all offended because you passed them.

I need to carry goatse signs in my car and goatse these people as they're being passed.

Warriorbird

04-02-2017, 04:53 PM

Then when you eventually get to pass them they look at you like they're all offended because you passed them.

I need to carry goatse signs in my car and goatse these people as they're being passed.

Absolutely. I've passed a bunch of these while driving my Mom's car to go car shopping. It seems like they get extra offended by being passed by my Mom's car which gives off an air of stately, British, and from the 20th century.

Velfi

04-02-2017, 04:59 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1qCYhjRX94

drauz

04-03-2017, 07:52 PM

http://i.imgur.com/z7TiiQO.gif

drauz

04-04-2017, 12:01 AM

http://i.imgur.com/sjtSdb8.gif

drauz

04-04-2017, 10:16 AM

http://i.imgur.com/tMQ86OE.jpg

Methais

04-04-2017, 02:29 PM

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/17795842_10154822915872535_6399398515475532407_n.j pg?oh=6123002152ae2303409dd8c5cd0fb719&oe=594DF485

Velfi

04-04-2017, 06:11 PM

https://i.imgur.com/uIcJmqC.gifv

Velfi

04-04-2017, 10:18 PM

http://i.imgur.com/NsMbwLd.gif

Parkbandit

04-05-2017, 11:31 AM

http://people.com/music/barry-manilow-hid-sexuality-thought-being-gay-would-disappoint-fans/

https://i.giphy.com/hkMXte9dBJFfO.gif

drauz

04-05-2017, 08:58 PM

google bukkake if you don't know (nsfw)

http://i.imgur.com/JtJeGa1.jpg

Velfi

04-05-2017, 09:09 PM

google bukkake if you don't know

If this is a relevant statement to you, the reader of it and this, you probably should not Google that.

Taernath

04-05-2017, 09:11 PM

bukkake with meatspin and a side of lemonparty is traditional internet cuisine.

Velfi

04-06-2017, 02:10 AM

http://i.imgur.com/4hPZWeD.gif

Parkbandit

04-07-2017, 12:59 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpo9WYxLdLY

Methais

04-07-2017, 02:36 PM

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17630150_618640441674725_5482536866895982958_n.jpg ?oh=885d4ad5b95201c356b78bab4a44b6bf&oe=5956256F

https://media.giphy.com/media/GJVpbMjfT2Ftm/giphy.gif

Velfi

04-08-2017, 04:12 PM

http://i.imgur.com/10Jgnwt.jpg

Methais

04-08-2017, 09:03 PM

http://i.imgur.com/10Jgnwt.jpg

They should have seen that as a sign and got an annulment the next day.

Velfi

04-08-2017, 11:09 PM

http://i.imgur.com/WqNFqSq.gif

drauz

04-09-2017, 07:16 AM

http://i.imgur.com/GRVdjZv.jpg

Methais

04-10-2017, 08:10 AM

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17861612_10154851497293113_304305143759364155_n.jp g?oh=1663e134448e02f657f69c68fa8dcfab&oe=599578A1

Methais

04-10-2017, 10:47 AM

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/17888128_1120506724716853_511695692_n.jpg?oh=a9305 317b8bf3fcb26374302b6beec05&oe=58EDC1BE

drauz

04-11-2017, 02:01 AM

http://i.imgur.com/tygT2yg.gif

Fallen

04-11-2017, 09:37 AM

http://i.imgur.com/8e7GXjY.gif

Methais

04-11-2017, 10:09 AM

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17883976_1554606411250475_6443961841868193919_n.jp g?oh=23755973eeb257ca85ce48c1c97b7811&oe=594D918C

drauz

04-12-2017, 12:26 AM

http://i.imgur.com/a65NGfs.jpg

Velfi

04-12-2017, 05:10 AM

http://i.imgur.com/a65NGfs.jpg

Handy Gracie BJJ tips if you find yourself on a United plane:

https://streamable.com/xh1q1

Methais

04-12-2017, 08:26 AM

https://i.imgur.com/pK0thAm.jpg

Methais

04-12-2017, 10:20 AM

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17757265_653195388214802_991073160434451708_n.jpg? oh=40062b2e1d020430a68573f9b98ab908&oe=598BD981

drauz

04-13-2017, 01:53 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2wbNOQO28Y

Whirlin

04-13-2017, 10:50 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWWeQlXfSa0

Super awkward at the beginning, but hysterical by the end

Methais

04-13-2017, 01:04 PM

Facebook + Old people = Disaster (28 Photos) (http://thechive.com/2017/04/12/facebook-old-people-disaster-28-photos/?utm_source=facebook_chive&utm_medium=post)

We all have that one relative.

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/facebook-old-people-disaster-28-photos-212.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/facebook-old-people-disaster-28-photos-2.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2017/04/facebook-old-people-disaster-28-photos-225.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

Methais

04-13-2017, 04:06 PM

Scorpion stings Calgarian after falling on his head from plane's overhead bin (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/scorpion-bite-united-airlines-calgary-houston-richard-bell-1.4067154)

Rough week for UA.

Velfi

04-13-2017, 08:54 PM

http://i.imgur.com/akiRzYy.jpg

Gelston

04-13-2017, 09:06 PM

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17884135_1515819948476395_3452720313605946260_n.jp g?oh=8ee9f881ca824aad8cfc7fa60b87d0ef&oe=59849E14

Velfi

04-14-2017, 01:25 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwONzG0uZg0

Methais

04-14-2017, 08:45 AM

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17903429_10203201344351526_123827572942766072_n.jp g?oh=5d44cadf646b8ff3d5a09a6986c6abc4&oe=5983B88D

Stumplicker

04-14-2017, 12:41 PM

I'm supposed to not laugh at things today, but this can't wait until tomorrow.

http://i.imgur.com/hjl3rkn.png

Gelston

04-14-2017, 03:51 PM

https://www.facebook.com/1629033060653297/videos/1880083145548286/

Air Force trying to play infantry.

Tgo01

04-14-2017, 03:55 PM

https://www.facebook.com/1629033060653297/videos/1880083145548286/

Air Force trying to play infantry.

It only took him 14 swings to open the door.

Seriously though, is that a tool problem or a training problem? I thought they use like a hand held battering ram type of thing to open a door, that looked like a sledge hammer.

Gelston

04-14-2017, 04:03 PM

It only took him 14 swings to open the door.

Seriously though, is that a tool problem or a training problem? I thought they use like a hand held battering ram type of thing to open a door, that looked like a sledge hammer.

Both. If the tool isn't working, you go to a new tool. Their room clearing after all that was a giant clusterfuck too. Bunching up, not keeping muzzles on danger areas, lackadaisical walking around. And they were just so slow. The source said this was an Security Forces EST unit, which means they should have already been trained in all this shit.

Androidpk

04-14-2017, 04:03 PM

Gelston

04-14-2017, 04:06 PM

And yeah, we had sledge hammers too. They work wonders on shitty doors. For more substantial one, you'd use an explosive charge.

Taernath

04-14-2017, 04:08 PM

I got the impression it was an EST unit letting regular SF do some training there. Way too many E4's and below (unless that's how the Air Force rolls).

Gelston

04-14-2017, 04:09 PM

I got the impression it was an EST unit letting regular SF do some training there. Way too many E4's and below (unless that's how the Air Force rolls).

That is possible and more probable. It is a US Army school that trains them to be EST, along with the equivalent for every other branch's MPs, so they all get the same training. I've seen Marine Corps MPs doing clearing and they didn't look this shitastic.

I'd hope so anyways, these guys are supposed to be the elite of the Air Force's Security Forces.

Velfi

04-14-2017, 05:55 PM

Dude!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdXtYvZ41M

Velfi

04-15-2017, 06:49 PM

The devil himself is entering your sons body every time he dabs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH0wPmLIWow

http://i.imgur.com/LmqL4cj.gif

Methais

04-17-2017, 09:17 AM

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17991776_10154865868892535_6553720981118416787_n.j pg?oh=4f4d7d35ac681fe977cdb80de0608eb8&oe=598B95BC

Androidpk

04-17-2017, 06:10 PM

https://youtu.be/UoUEQYjYgf4

Fallen

04-19-2017, 02:59 PM

http://i.imgur.com/tg10dyB.jpg

Velfi

04-19-2017, 10:31 PM

Don't forget about the chickens Fred!

https://soundcloud.com/howardstern/sternshowclip-swapshopchicken

drauz

04-20-2017, 11:04 AM

http://i.imgur.com/bYUARMt.gif

Methais

04-20-2017, 12:15 PM

http://i.imgur.com/bYUARMt.gif

I wanna know what kind of bullshit she tried to feed this guy that they even ended up on this show for this.

Pretty sure "Just look at her" is the only test needed unless you're Frank Gallagher.

Velfi

04-20-2017, 07:18 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Q4DJmph.gif

Gelston

04-20-2017, 07:22 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Q4DJmph.gif

Worth it. Only the bottom of the 1st too, shouldn't be that hammered yet.

drauz

04-20-2017, 07:39 PM

http://i.imgur.com/E0GLHpg.png

Velfi

04-20-2017, 08:28 PM

Worth it. Only the bottom of the 1st too, shouldn't be that hammered yet.

Guy in the blue and red shirt.

http://i.imgur.com/SZ61xzQ.gif

Or the gifv: http://i.imgur.com/SZ61xzQ.gifv

Methais

04-21-2017, 08:21 AM

Guy in the blue and red shirt.

http://i.imgur.com/SZ61xzQ.gif

Or the gifv: http://i.imgur.com/SZ61xzQ.gifv

Doesn't actually help the guy up. Cheers for himself anyway.

Knocks the chick's phone out of her hand.

Knocks the other chick's drink into her face.

Probably went home BEST NIGHT EVER GUYS!

Honorable mention to the guy that looks like him not getting a high five.

Wrathbringer

04-21-2017, 09:51 AM

Baseball sucks

Astray

04-21-2017, 02:08 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiELyxAXPmM

drauz

04-21-2017, 09:54 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9uYrvCXYAE-FNG.jpg

Velfi

04-22-2017, 07:06 PM

Vape Naysh

http://i.imgur.com/8C8Ex9Q.gif

Gelston

04-22-2017, 07:21 PM

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/18033913_1518188978244375_3763048639549229892_n.pn g?oh=8bf68ffd24b6cebac6dccc8305fb5ed5&oe=597AC0A7

Androidpk

04-22-2017, 07:30 PM

http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201511_1651_iefdd_sm.jpg

Gelston

04-22-2017, 07:32 PM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/93/2c/57/932c57d2ecad64a770ef50d772097979.jpg

Gelston

04-23-2017, 12:02 AM

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/17904131_821160518046011_3931725086135759176_n.jpg ?oh=e1cbbbe3bd0a94910ac04a167039be53&oe=59830709

Gelston

04-23-2017, 02:21 AM

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/18056718_1518365911560015_813874401802145706_n.jpg ?oh=574126ac7f8446fc759de930f46aa14b&oe=59803546

Gelston

04-25-2017, 05:23 AM

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/18056888_2029751087353665_4483107432575956940_n.jp g?oh=f426caa91b55e10288c1169a5eefaf9e&oe=597C3DA7

Methais

04-25-2017, 09:20 AM

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzGeTVmk1L_vUw6VRo-IUJ8UmkcoxzRuiLLm711P2TcoMX1cxQnr1vR2s_

drauz

04-25-2017, 10:15 AM

http://i.imgur.com/TaNq2Ba.gif

Velfi

04-25-2017, 05:04 PM

http://i.imgur.com/TaNq2Ba.gif

:up:

Velfi

04-25-2017, 05:57 PM

http://i.imgur.com/zyfwkbN.gif

Velfi

04-26-2017, 05:03 PM

Where the wheel stops, no man knows.

http://i.imgur.com/a3r1Ke3.gif

Gelston

04-27-2017, 06:31 AM

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/18194201_1565700403463781_942913016111504460_n.jpg ?oh=3f1960f054f5d48692ae96599cba8591&oe=5979DF08

Androidpk

04-27-2017, 03:07 PM

http://www.looseproduce.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/How-to-nut-milk.jpg

Methais

04-27-2017, 03:12 PM

This is incredible

http://www.boredpanda.com/guy-troll-wrong-number-text-exchange-velakskin/?page_numb=3&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=BVV

Gelston

04-28-2017, 09:52 AM

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18195126_673899912806011_7709223057066174336_n.jpg ?oh=9212d322fdef9d1a371134f45cac36a7&oe=598ECB65

They even made some for Wrathbringer.

Wrathbringer

04-28-2017, 09:55 AM

It's my new clothing line.

Parkbandit

04-29-2017, 09:59 AM

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-draft/0ap3000000804276/Fiery-Drew-Pearson-trolls-Eagles-fans

Drew Pearson trolling Eagle fans

Androidpk

04-30-2017, 02:36 AM

I think we all know who was at fault here..

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-o--UDUIAEKcRU.jpg

drauz

05-06-2017, 08:43 AM

http://i.imgur.com/FYOUEEb.jpg

drauz

05-06-2017, 08:55 AM

http://i.imgur.com/RZe1WKR.gif

Allereli

05-06-2017, 04:15 PM

http://www.mediaite.com/weird/new-york-mets-tweet-and-delete-picture-of-dildo-in-players-locker/

drauz

05-07-2017, 02:40 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

Tisket

05-07-2017, 02:49 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

That man is my hero.

Methais

05-07-2017, 02:51 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

This guy should have been doing classic cartoon villain voices for a living instead of stealing succulent Chinese meals.

That man is my hero.

He is also my hero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ox0C7DRdpE

Tisket

05-07-2017, 02:53 PM

haha, I keep watching the video. Hollywood needs to snap that dude up.

Androidpk

05-07-2017, 03:06 PM

haha, I keep watching the video. Hollywood needs to snap that dude up.

It would seem he died some time in 2003.

Tisket

05-07-2017, 03:07 PM

It would seem he died some time in 2003.

You are just a ray of sunshine.

Methais

05-07-2017, 03:08 PM

You are just a ray of sunshine.

In that case he's alive and well!

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSOZ1kklQJxdZitAGZJKBj_gDx-ERf2pnxX6k4QMTmyjYIkgRBG

Tisket

05-07-2017, 03:09 PM

In that case he's alive and well!

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSOZ1kklQJxdZitAGZJKBj_gDx-ERf2pnxX6k4QMTmyjYIkgRBG

That's more like it.

Androidpk

05-07-2017, 03:10 PM

Yes, alive and well and ready to receive Tisket's limp penis.

Methais

05-07-2017, 03:17 PM

Yes, alive and well and ready to receive Tisket's limp penis.

Is it succulant and Chinese though?

drauz

05-07-2017, 03:30 PM

Is it succulant and Chinese though?

I hear you just want some more after 30 minutes.

Gelston

05-07-2017, 04:05 PM

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18274960_1546075512117505_3860109341803586882_n.jp g?oh=606d17449960f7bc7e90a5811645a4a9&oe=59BE247B

Androidpk

05-07-2017, 10:53 PM

I missed this scene the first time around unfortunately cause it's funny as fuck. "Summon the bitches!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9vy30dIa3k

Fallen

05-10-2017, 09:53 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPvWaVJuKNI&feature=youtu.be

drauz

05-12-2017, 03:10 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqQgDwA0BNU

drauz

05-13-2017, 12:10 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvxQGPAc5Rs

Gelston

05-13-2017, 03:36 AM

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18403538_1685197515115418_6769570540848911003_n.jp g?oh=d657038f1556530c09e654cd9de9b2e1&oe=59B627F5

Allereli

05-15-2017, 11:48 AM

8595

drauz

05-15-2017, 07:16 PM

8595

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/05/01/17/3FD0B61800000578-4463150-image-a-51_1493657784475.jpg

There was a whole thing about these two meeting. Internet be crazy.

drauz

05-16-2017, 03:04 AM

http://i.imgur.com/xRMJY3C.jpg

Methais

05-16-2017, 09:31 AM

http://i.imgur.com/xRMJY3C.jpg

When he has 2 PhDs in everything I'll be impressed.

Gelston

05-16-2017, 09:42 AM

When he has 2 PhDs in everything I'll be impressed.

I'll only be impressed when he has degrees in women's studies and makes more than everyone on the PC.

hello

05-16-2017, 09:47 AM

I took women's studies as sn elective thinking I would pickup chicks... it no work this way.

Tisket

05-16-2017, 12:47 PM

I took women's studies as sn elective thinking I would pickup chicks... it no work this way.

That's because a lot of smart, self-respecting women take those courses. Of course you struck out.

hello

05-16-2017, 12:55 PM

That's because a lot of smart, self-respecting women take those courses. Of course you struck out.

I like those kind of women...

https://media.tenor.co/images/8dda4dc52ac67856fa542d45a36a3dc3/tenor.gif

Astray

05-16-2017, 12:55 PM

I took women's studies as sn elective thinking I would pickup chicks... it no work this way.

It's because you're a pathetic human being with little to no redeeming factors. Yeah, I'd be surprised if you were remotely capable of picking up a prostitute that doesn't force you to put a plastic bag over your head.

hello

05-16-2017, 12:55 PM

I like those kind of women...

https://media.tenor.co/images/8dda4dc52ac67856fa542d45a36a3dc3/tenor.gif

you know sexually...

https://www.askideas.com/media/37/Crazy-Laughing-Man-Funny-Gif-Image.gif

hello

05-16-2017, 12:57 PM

It's because you're a pathetic human being with little to no redeeming factors. Yeah, I'd be surprised if you were remotely capable of picking up a prostitute that doesn't force you to put a plastic bag over your head.

Wow, seriously dude, you have some pussy anime bullshit as your avatar and you're talking about women. Some seriously suppressed frustration I sense.

Astray

05-16-2017, 01:01 PM

Wow, seriously dude, you have some pussy anime bullshit as your avatar and you're talking about women. Some seriously suppressed frustration I sense.

I figured out the reason you're not banned. You're such a non-issue. Literally, the weakest and most pathetic attempt at trolling this board has ever seen in it's years of life. You simply aren't worth the three seconds it takes to remove you. I mean, you're legitimately pathetic. I don't even know you and I can get a laugh out of how weak your attempts to coax some form of attention are.

Anyways, I've wasted enough time. I'm gonna throw you on ignore. Congrats at being the first, last, and only person to be there.

Tisket

05-16-2017, 01:11 PM

I figured out the reason you're not banned. You're such a non-issue. Literally, the weakest and most pathetic attempt at trolling this board has ever seen in it's years of life. You simply aren't worth the three seconds it takes to remove you. I mean, you're legitimately pathetic. I don't even know you and I can get a laugh out of how weak your attempts to coax some form of attention are.

Anyways, I've wasted enough time. I'm gonna throw you on ignore. Congrats at being the first, last, and only person to be there.

I was going to mock you for being weak. I mean really, is it so hard to ignore someone that you need a button to do so. Why not just, you know, actually ignore them?

Then I couldn't remember if I'd ever put someone on ignore so I checked. Apparently I have. For some reason I banned someone named Raisin2012 and ZeP. I don't even remember doing so.

Astray

05-16-2017, 01:15 PM

I was going to mock you for being weak. I mean really, is it so hard to ignore someone that you need a button to do so. Why not just, you know, actually ignore them?

Then I couldn't remember if I'd ever put someone on ignore so I checked. Apparently I have. For some reason I banned someone named Raisin2012 and ZeP. I don't even remember doing so.

I simply have no interest on seeing their posts anymore. He's also the only person ever, I mean EVER, to be so pathetic that I'd felt the Ignore button was justified. I'm talking since the AOL days of the internet, since forums were a thing, I've never run across someone so absolutely pathetic that I didn't want to see their drivel anymore. He'll consider it a victory, naturally.

Oh well! Boobs, Tisket. Boobs.

Gelston

05-16-2017, 01:17 PM

Taernath

05-16-2017, 01:29 PM

I have 0 people ignored. Panzy.

I have your mom on ignore. She just got way too needy.

hello

05-16-2017, 01:36 PM

I figured out the reason you're not banned. You're such a non-issue. Literally, the weakest and most pathetic attempt at trolling this board has ever seen in it's years of life. You simply aren't worth the three seconds it takes to remove you. I mean, you're legitimately pathetic. I don't even know you and I can get a laugh out of how weak your attempts to coax some form of attention are.

Anyways, I've wasted enough time. I'm gonna throw you on ignore. Congrats at being the first, last, and only person to be there.

Dude. I'm sorry man. It's just been getting harder and harder lately, running out of steam. It was a bit blunt and low even by my own standards. I'm sorry, I think you're a cool guy and I like a lot of your posts. It's OK, I hope I can make it up to you in some way? Name it.

Tisket

05-16-2017, 01:54 PM

I have 0 people ignored. Panzy.

Don't make me put you on ignore. 'Cause I'll do it, man. Then you'll be sorry.

Tisket

05-16-2017, 01:58 PM

I tried to figure out why I put rasin2012 on ignore but he/she has no posts.

I guess it must remain an inconsequential mystery.

Gelston

05-16-2017, 02:01 PM

I tried to figure out why I put rasin2012 on ignore but he/she has no posts.

I guess it must remain an inconsequential mystery.

Did they pm you a bunch? Their posts could also be deleted.

Tisket

05-16-2017, 02:05 PM

Did they pm you a bunch? Their posts could also be deleted.

Maybe? I can't remember!

Gelston

05-16-2017, 02:07 PM

Maybe? I can't remember!

Go to a hypnotist and hypnotize that shit out of yourself.

drauz

05-17-2017, 08:38 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMcny_pixDw

Fallen

05-17-2017, 09:08 PM

Old but good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpeRk1YFn8s

Velfi

05-17-2017, 10:56 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ujHlPPYP9s

drauz

05-18-2017, 12:13 AM

http://i.imgur.com/PIEhwEV.png

drauz

05-18-2017, 12:24 AM

http://i.imgur.com/cDDCgeN.jpg

Shaps

05-18-2017, 03:22 AM

http://i.imgur.com/cDDCgeN.jpg

There was a bee attacking her and he was trying to help. Sheesh.

Androidpk

05-19-2017, 12:26 PM

“A serious problem in planning against American doctrine is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine.”

– Soviet observation during the Cold War

:lol:

Gelston

05-20-2017, 12:35 AM

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18581887_1609519392391466_7886312948270276167_n.jp g?oh=52197e32b0d5c2aebd3de704930b3509&oe=59C1EBF5

Methais

05-26-2017, 10:29 AM

http://i.imgur.com/kabEor8.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/rkhEnrb.png

drauz

05-27-2017, 10:22 PM

http://i.imgur.com/wJAEHKL.jpg

Methais

06-02-2017, 09:06 AM

Someone In Bulgaria Is Putting Googly Eyes On Broken Street Objects, And It’s Even Better Than Fixing Things (http://www.boredpanda.com/googly-eyebombing-street-art-bulgaria/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=epiclol)

Fallen

06-02-2017, 03:23 PM

Tom Arnold actually cleans the wings and nearly dies at the end. Start 12 minutes in if you want to see things go downhill fast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJCUBMFsdZM&t=0s

Velfi

06-02-2017, 04:25 PM

Tom Arnold actually cleans the wings and nearly dies at the end. Start 12 minutes in if you want to see things go downhill fast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJCUBMFsdZM&t=0s

I love Tom Arnold.

Viekn

06-07-2017, 07:51 PM

Just saw the new "All Alone" Allstate commercial. Pretty funny....https://www.youtube.com/user/Allstate

Viekn

06-07-2017, 08:18 PM

I love Tom Arnold.

Yeah, he's pretty cool. Doesn't seem to be a douche bag like a lot of celebrities might be. Why does the host never suffer as much as the guest? Is he just that good? Or are his wings not spiced as heavily as the guest's? Kind of makes me wonder.

Taernath

06-07-2017, 08:45 PM

Why does the host never suffer as much as the guest? Is he just that good? Or are his wings not spiced as heavily as the guest's? Kind of makes me wonder.

I think they mention it every once in a while, he's eating spicy foods enough to develop a tolerance. He's said that at a certain scoville point the wings just aren't enjoyable regardless.

Velfi

06-07-2017, 09:41 PM

Yeah, he's pretty cool. Doesn't seem to be a douche bag like a lot of celebrities might be. Why does the host never suffer as much as the guest? Is he just that good? Or are his wings not spiced as heavily as the guest's? Kind of makes me wonder.

Basically what Taernath said. Sean has mentioned on multiple shows that he feels the burn on the wings and they are sauced the same as the guest's, but he's just used to it + tries to put on a good host face.

Fallen

06-07-2017, 10:00 PM

Guests will regularly ask to switch wings with him. He just has an awesome tolerance. He'd be a kinda crappy host if he didn't.

Androidpk

06-07-2017, 10:04 PM

they gotta get Matthew McConaughey on hot ones

Taernath

06-07-2017, 10:30 PM

they gotta get Matthew McConaughey on hot ones

Rust Cohle: I get a bad taste in my mouth out here... aluminum... ash... like you can smell a psychosphere

Androidpk

06-07-2017, 10:33 PM

Rust Cohle: I get a bad taste in my mouth out here... aluminum... ash... like you can smell a psychosphere

Greatest fictional character ever.

Parkbandit

06-08-2017, 10:26 AM

My old neighbor who got body slammed during the Trump campaign is at the Comey testimony today for Time Magazine.

8634

Androidpk

06-08-2017, 11:27 AM

https://i.redd.it/f1of12w4ie2z.jpg

Methais

06-08-2017, 11:51 AM

https://i.redd.it/f1of12w4ie2z.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRndvQ6BvNpSKShLq_j-gn5w3-2O0In3yY7t5CKlmww99ROv4SOVleYxtOZ

Gelston

06-10-2017, 03:06 AM

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/19059758_1908467199430585_2519074611992247632_n.jp g?oh=7831d9eefdeba96e028e9f50746fe2d2&oe=59A4647A

Androidpk

06-10-2017, 03:09 AM

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/19059758_1908467199430585_2519074611992247632_n.jp g?oh=7831d9eefdeba96e028e9f50746fe2d2&oe=59A4647A

1. :lol2:

2. I will hunt you down.

Allereli

06-11-2017, 11:44 AM

http://1047kissfm.iheart.com/onair/johnjay-and-rich-53803/weird-news-company-sells-edible-butthole-15883157/

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C92MmbFXUAAlZDd.jpg

Wrathbringer

06-11-2017, 11:45 AM

How many did you order?

Allereli

06-11-2017, 11:51 AM

How many did you order?

a baker's dozen of course

Gelston

06-13-2017, 07:15 AM

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19030261_1756137574403595_4822681738102383467_n.jp g?oh=8ad1dfffa926c57fe9daea3a132bdffc&oe=59D17365

Androidpk

06-13-2017, 07:28 AM

I'm pretty sure that's fake. The Italian military never used the MG 42 during WW2.

Gelston

06-13-2017, 07:30 AM

I'm pretty sure that's fake. The Italian military never used the MG 42 during WW2.

Obviously this unit was working alongside their German allies.

Velfi

06-14-2017, 08:44 PM

http://i.imgur.com/97My2LM.jpg

Gelston

06-15-2017, 04:11 AM

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19059466_756167541211983_735283092183617676_n.jpg? oh=e03b69d59399f00b296473ac90be16e3&oe=59CE4FBB

Gelston

06-18-2017, 04:24 AM

Lowbrow, but whatever
https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19145744_1581029761960296_2432879957216843671_n.pn g?oh=88f1b6ecce156298090a73b6721e8e97&oe=59D44B91

Gelston

06-18-2017, 08:44 AM

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19225050_1562875923753987_4696273812235633992_n.jp g?oh=4c56da22bd1ce021009b74c0c25f30ba&oe=59E916C8

Gelston

06-19-2017, 02:05 PM

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19399648_1913774688899836_6101012128453456796_n.jp g?oh=38691556d3e192d7d9156e6cc216c8a7&oe=59D8A078

Taernath

06-19-2017, 02:10 PM

Bird strikes don't count

Gelston

06-19-2017, 02:16 PM

Bird strikes don't count

Hey man, it was an SU-22, they are only 8 years older than the F/A-18s that shot it down.

drauz

06-20-2017, 07:47 PM

http://i.imgur.com/y7UaC2h.png

http://i.imgur.com/O884IOA.gif

Velfi

06-20-2017, 08:31 PM

http://i.imgur.com/WD9HFXE.jpg

Taernath

06-22-2017, 12:33 PM