Thread for Things That Made You Laugh Today

[Taernath]

Clinton's email thread has more pages than this one.

Some posters live in that thread, though.

[Gelston]

Some posters live in that thread, though.

By some, ypu mean two.

[Fallen]

Ruling could make sharing passwords for subscription services a federal crimehttp://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/07/11/ruling-could-make-sharing-passwords-for-subscription-services-federal-crime.html

[Gelston]

GS is about to arrest all you account sharing mofos.

[time4fun]

Ruling could make sharing passwords for subscription services a federal crimehttp://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/07/11/ruling-could-make-sharing-passwords-for-subscription-services-federal-crime.html

Yeah the headlines are (probably) a bit on the salacious side here. I didn't read the whole decision by any stretch, so take this with a grain of salt, but the issue here is mostly around the stealing of protected data, not the password per se.

You'd be hard pressed to try consensual password swapping under the Economic Espionage Act and the CFAA. And you'd be even more hard pressed to try to apply this case to a password situation that didn't involve those violations.

Plus it's the 9th Circuit. SCOTUS's favorite hobby is overturning 9th Circuit Decisions.

[LivderaDeralleur]

Westboro Baptist Church is a Gym in the new Pokemon Go game and someone took it over with a Clefairy. LOL.

Though now they're using Pokemon for their rhetoric.

http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-westboro-baptist-church-is-getting-owned-in-pokemon-go

[Tgo01]

Some idiot on lnet last night thought it would be a "clever" insult to call me a "former fat ass."

Like...you're making fun of me for...losing weight? Not sure you thought that one through, moron.

[Gelston]

Some idiot on lnet last night thought it would be a "clever" insult to call me a "former fat ass."

Like...you're making fun of me for...losing weight? Not sure you thought that one through, moron.

Shut up past fat ass.

[Tgo01]

Shut up past fat ass.

:(

[Warriorbird]

Some idiot on lnet last night thought it would be a "clever" insult to call me a "former fat ass."

Like...you're making fun of me for...losing weight? Not sure you thought that one through, moron.

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/69466310.jpg

[Gelston]

Randomly Facebook paying someone .01, knowing that person refuses to associate their bank with their account so they can't accept it and the notice stays for days.

[Gelston]

New Epic Rap Battle...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVbH1BVXywY

[Fallen]

Randomly Facebook paying someone .01, knowing that person refuses to associate their bank with their account so they can't accept it and the notice stays for days.

Haha. You're a fuck.

[Stunseed]

What's worse than getting knocked the fuck out on TV? Getting "caught" with a pokeball afterwards.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU6CvPRl2Hw

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/EXmVxYG.jpg

[Gelston]

http://i.imgur.com/EXmVxYG.jpg

Hahahaha, the original may not be good for a 2016 movie, but it was PERFECT for an '80s movie. From what I've heard, they just tried to recreate it but change the dudes to women.

[Wrathbringer]

Hahahaha, the original may not be good for a 2016 movie, but it was PERFECT for an '80s movie. From what I've heard, they just tried to recreate it but change the dudes to women.

Which is retarded. Will anyone pay to see this?

[Stumplicker]

Which is retarded. Will anyone pay to see this?

Yep. I like Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig both. They're solid, funny actresses. I could care less what the movie around them is. It's worth 15 bucks to see what they can do. Maybe it'll be good. Maybe it'll be bad. But one thing is for certain. It won't be as bad as a year of internet outrage about why they're remaking a timeless 80's classic utilizing humans who have the gall to have vaginas has been.

[Gelston]

Yep. I like Melissa McCarthy and Kristen Wiig both. They're solid, funny actresses. I could care less what the movie around them is. It's worth 15 bucks to see what they can do. Maybe it'll be good. Maybe it'll be bad. But one thing is for certain. It won't be as bad as a year of internet outrage about why they're remaking a timeless 80's classic utilizing humans who have the gall to have vaginas has been.

It has nothing to do with them being female, it has everything to do with it being a repeat of the original movie. They should have made them their daughters or some shit with a new story. They completely just ignored the original two movies and rebooted it. They need to stop doing this with everything.

Also, it is getting bad reviews except from certain sites.

[Stumplicker]

It has nothing to do with them being female, it has everything to do with it being a repeat of the original movie. They should have made them their daughters or some shit with a new story. They completely just ignored the original two movies and rebooted it. They need to stop doing this with everything.

Also, it is getting bad reviews except from certain sites.

Bullshit. If it's just about the fact that it's a reboot, then why have people been crying for a year now, yet we didn't hear a year's worth of outrage about The Amazing Spiderman, Batman Begins, Godzilla, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Man of Steel, Dredd, The Evil Dead, Conan the Barbarian, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Street Fighter, Fantastic Four (Oh wait that had a black guy so we did hear about it), Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, and Godzilla, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or King Kong?

[Gelston]

Bullshit. If it's just about the fact that it's a reboot, then why have people been crying for a year now, yet we didn't hear a year's worth of outrage about The Amazing Spiderman, Batman Begins, Godzilla, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Man of Steel, Dredd, The Evil Dead, Conan the Barbarian, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Street Fighter, Fantastic Four (Oh wait that had a black guy so we did hear about it), Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, and Godzilla, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or King Kong?

Not bullshit. I'm talking from MY opinion. And yes, all those movies you listed were shit except Batman.

Yes, i think that fat bitch is funny and I'll probably see Ghostbuster when it comes out on Amazon, but I really don't like that they did a reboot and had they made it a sequel, or brought back the original cast, as fans have been begging for for DECADES, it might be a different story.

Those other movies, have they had people practically BEGGING for the original cast to make a new one? No? No. They are frustrated that now that isn't even a possibility.

[Taernath]

It has nothing to do with them being female, it has everything to do with it being a repeat of the original movie. They should have made them their daughters or some shit with a new story.

Yep. If this had been a continuation or something I would have been more interested, plus I never watched Bridesmaids and stopped watching SNL in the 90's so I didn't know who most of the actresses were.

[Stumplicker]

Yep. If this had been a continuation or something I would have been more interested, plus I never watched Bridesmaids and stopped watching SNL in the 90's so I didn't know who most of the actresses were.

Bridesmaids is fucking hilarious. You're missin' out.

[Gelston]

Bridesmaids is fucking hilarious. You're missin' out.

I didn't like it at all. Spy was fucking hilarious though.

[GS4Pirate]

Bullshit. If it's just about the fact that it's a reboot, then why have people been crying for a year now, yet we didn't hear a year's worth of outrage about The Amazing Spiderman, Batman Begins, Godzilla, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Man of Steel, Dredd, The Evil Dead, Conan the Barbarian, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Street Fighter, Fantastic Four (Oh wait that had a black guy so we did hear about it), Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla, and Godzilla, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or King Kong?

Actually it has everything to do with us all knowing that it would be impossible for women to have the arm strength to control crossing the beams.

That and there isn't a woman alive that is at Bill Murrays skill level.

[Tgo01]

http://i.imgur.com/EXmVxYG.jpg

For the sake of mankind? Is that an actual quote from an actual article from Time or is this a joke?

Because, you know, only horrible movies ever get a reboot or a remake, clearly so the world can see what a good movie is.

I think part of the problem isn't that they decided to go with a female cast, but that they made it so obvious they went with a female cast just for the sake of going with a female cast. We're a progressive society!

I think I saw a clip of the movie where they were practicing shooting their Ghost zapping guns and some random guy walks up and say something like "Hey girls shouldn't be hunting ghosts!"

Like. Yeah. Because we have to throw in a line from a misogynistic man who is giving shit to a bunch of women who are trying to fight ghosts taking over the city.

[Velfi]

Hahahaha, the original may not be good for a 2016 movie, but it was PERFECT for an '80s movie. From what I've heard, they just tried to recreate it but change the dudes to women.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D3WZxYxWd8

[Gelston]

The new Ghostbusters is only 4% higher in Metacritic ratings than 2 was.

[Warriorbird]

It's a fun summer film. You could call it better than the second film. Anybody claiming its better than the first has issues.

[Gelston]

It's fun summer film. You could call it better than the second film. Anybody claiming its better than the first has issues.

Finding Dory is the better film.

[Warriorbird]

Finding Dory is the better film.


Not bullshit. I'm talking from MY opinion. And yes, all those movies you listed were shit except Batman.

Yes, i think that fat bitch is funny and I'll probably see Ghostbuster when it comes out on Amazon, but I really don't like that they did a reboot and had they made it a sequel, or brought back the original cast, as fans have been begging for for DECADES, it might be a different story.

Those other movies, have they had people practically BEGGING for the original cast to make a new one? No? No. They are frustrated that now that isn't even a possibility.

Do note that Bill Murray refused to do just that for equally as long and recommended two members of the current cast.

[Gelston]

Do note that Bill Murray refused to do just that for equally as long and recommended two members of the current cast.

I know, Bill Murray was the entire reason it was never made, he kept refusing it. He never liked Ghostbusters anyways.

[Taernath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUEKreyTkvA

[Velfi]

Some random baddie getting casted while surfing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZeHvBfctFQ

[drauz]

For the sake of mankind? Is that an actual quote from an actual article from Time or is this a joke?

Because, you know, only horrible movies ever get a reboot or a remake, clearly so the world can see what a good movie is.

I think part of the problem isn't that they decided to go with a female cast, but that they made it so obvious they went with a female cast just for the sake of going with a female cast. We're a progressive society!

I think I saw a clip of the movie where they were practicing shooting their Ghost zapping guns and some random guy walks up and say something like "Hey girls shouldn't be hunting ghosts!"

Like. Yeah. Because we have to throw in a line from a misogynistic man who is giving shit to a bunch of women who are trying to fight ghosts taking over the city.

http://time.com/4404569/ghostbusters-nostalgia/

[Taernath]

I’m more of a Ghostbusters II person myself.

http://img.pandawhale.com/82116-Scanners-mind-blown-gif-HD-hea-0kKD.gif

That's some high quality clickbait.

[MotleyCrew]

I know someone on here is a big fan of otters. These two are too cute not to share:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtRAlNYQiL4

[Fallen]

http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/07/20/war-breitbarts/

Say what you will about Milo, the guy is always entertaining.

[Taernath]

Say what you will about Milo, the guy is always entertaining.

He's entertaining in the way watching a monkey scream and fling poo at people is entertaining.

[Fallen]

He's entertaining in the way watching a monkey scream and fling poo at people is entertaining.

If you don't find this review entertaining, then I would be forced to call into question your judgement: http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/07/18/milo-reviews-ghostbusters/

[Taernath]

If you don't find this review entertaining, then I would be forced to call into question your judgement: http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/07/18/milo-reviews-ghostbusters/

Dude, that review is 10% 'it's dumb' and 90% SJW bashing. Are you trolling me?

[GS4Pirate]

Dude, that review is 10% 'it's dumb' and 90% SJW bashing. Are you trolling me?

To bad that review got him permanently banned from Twitter.

[drauz]

Twitter will be just as bad as tumblr soon.

[Wesley]

The fuck is tumblr anyway? I never bothered to learn, and google is hard.

[Fallen]

Dude, that review is 10% 'it's dumb' and 90% SJW bashing. Are you trolling me?

If you genuinely didn't find anything amusing in that article, then I firmly stand by my original statement.


Twitter will be just as bad as tumblr soon.

Seems that way. The concept of a safe space on the internet is laughable.

[drauz]

The fuck is tumblr anyway? I never bothered to learn, and google is hard.

Full of every fake "gender" you can think of.

[drauz]

Dude, that review is 10% 'it's dumb' and 90% SJW bashing. Are you trolling me?

To be fair, the reason it is women is because of SJW..

[Gelston]

He's entertaining in the way watching a monkey scream and fling poo at people is entertaining.

He goes a little too far IMO. He has his free speech, but he still gets the consequences. I imagine without Twitter he'll vanish over time though.

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AteuGCuz_34

[Allereli]

Hangouts w/ my cousin. this is all her:

Our cat Hector is a weird cat. Mentally not physically though
That cat, dude
The other day I was outside playing with Kass and Hector comes over, looks me straight in the eye, digs a hole and poops in it. Right in front of me, maintaining eye contact.
And apparently that's a thing he has done to Paul, too.
That cat is such a dirtbag
8043
Yep. There he is. Crapping. If a cat could say fuck you, that is what this cat would say

[Gelston]

8043
Yep. There he is. Crapping. If a cat could say fuck you, that is what this cat would say

I would too if you were taking a picture of me taking a shit.

[Astray]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3bEh-PEk1g

[Gelston]

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13775796_10209801920145462_8830439729606843206_n.j pg?oh=f095e2a7135829854b74dc716df6851b&oe=58160203

[Gelston]

[Warcamp, Entrance - 16713]
The entrance to the warcamp consists of nothing more than a large gap in a wall built of broken trees and shrubs haphazardly stacked upon the other. In the turned up earth by the entryway, a bloody child-sized hand reaches up toward the sky, a forgotten or discarded prize of the Grimswarm. Inside the entrance, the path separates into three directions, wrapping around several poorly constructed huts. To the south, a path leads to a small rise in land, blanketed in a haze of campfire smoke. You also see a burnt arm, a pair of skeletal arms, a pair of burnt arms, a pair of bloody arms, a mangled arm, a Grimswarm troll guard, a seasoned Grimswarm troll cleric and a Grimswarm troll dissembler.
Obvious paths: north, south
>
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>'I want nothing to do with this
You say, "I want nothing to do with this."
>s

[Fallen]

https://upmic.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/coffee.png

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/CityaHj.png

[Androidpk]

Found a gif of Fallen

https://gfycat.com/OffbeatPreciousAtlasmoth

[Fallen]

Alas, true happiness proves far more illusive for me.

[Fallen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzJDimvPW1Y

Edit: I had no idea it was in reference to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCMmW4xivS4

Was still hilarious.

[Androidpk]

https://i.imgur.com/m96GboG.jpg

[Androidpk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygijreXGYUQ&t=9s

[Androidpk]

I would hang out with this grandma so hard :lol:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10cH1yxvJ1Q

[Fallen]

Top 10 Most Metal Words

burn
cries
veins
eternity
breathe
beast
gonna (presumably as in “going to”)
demons
ashes
soul

Top 10 Least Metal Words

particularly
indicated
secretary
committee
university
relatively
noted
approximately
chairman
employees


Source: http://gizmodo.com/a-data-scientist-crunched-the-numbers-to-find-the-most-1784628878?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=mondayAM

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEUJ6YrBehA

[Allereli]

8065

my dad's compression outfit

[MotleyCrew]

"Lieutenant Dan, you got new legs!"

[Fallen]

https://65.media.tumblr.com/c7982784f0785a7ddb335afb8429d683/tumblr_obfz38x1Xc1tquz95o1_1280.jpg

[Methais]

http://imgur.com/gallery/pcyl9

[Androidpk]

Videogame AI companions reporting for duty.

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aGV3v5X_700b.jpg

[Velfi]

...Hello!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SNa0SfArMs

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Riend just told me about how there was apparently an exploit where you could see who left what rep and there was a shit ton of fall out, I was obviously gone during that time.. I have laughed myself sick just now thinking about how a few months shortly after rep came out where I left super vulgar comments and porn gifs on peoples rep all over the place about the nasty ways I'd sex them up. No one even emailed me or sent me a PM to be like "whats up with that???" so all these people think I just have crazy sex fantasies about them and have kept it under wraps. That's basically made my entire month.

[Warriorbird]

Riend just told me about how there was apparently an exploit where you could see who left what rep and there was a shit ton of fall out, I was obviously gone during that time.. I have laughed myself sick just now thinking about how a few months shortly after rep came out where I left super vulgar comments and porn gifs on peoples rep all over the place about the nasty ways I'd sex them up. No one even emailed me or sent me a PM to be like "whats up with that???" so all these people think I just have crazy sex fantasies about them and have kept it under wraps. That's basically made my entire month.

You're awesome and deserve the validation... but the problem is most folks got left way creepier fantasies over the years of rep being anonymous.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You're awesome and deserve the validation... but the problem is most folks got left way creepier fantasies over the years of rep being anonymous.

Like killing/death/murder fantasies?


[Warriorbird]

Like killing/death/murder fantasies?


A little bit of that from Rojo but mostly really perverse large cartoons from Methais if I remember right. I turned off loading all images around that point.

[Androidpk]

Riend just told me about how there was apparently an exploit where you could see who left what rep and there was a shit ton of fall out, I was obviously gone during that time.. I have laughed myself sick just now thinking about how a few months shortly after rep came out where I left super vulgar comments and porn gifs on peoples rep all over the place about the nasty ways I'd sex them up. No one even emailed me or sent me a PM to be like "whats up with that???" so all these people think I just have crazy sex fantasies about them and have kept it under wraps. That's basically made my entire month.

Was this you??

>Today i haz gay butt sexis and i thoughts of you. Then I climbed up under yousis covers and i licked u peepee and made little dot poops on you books and stuffs. Also I like cheetos i can haz some. Put them buy corner on fleur plz

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Was this you??

>Today i haz gay butt sexis and i thoughts of you. Then I climbed up under yousis covers and i licked u peepee and made little dot poops on you books and stuffs. Also I like cheetos i can haz some. Put them buy corner on fleur plz

I tended to be pretty grammatically correct but I won't rule it out. I don't actually like cheetos tho. Chili Doritos* bitch plz

[Androidpk]

I have a sudden craving for Andy Capp's hot fries.

[Tisket]

Was this you??

>Today i haz gay butt sexis and i thoughts of you. Then I climbed up under yousis covers and i licked u peepee and made little dot poops on you books and stuffs. Also I like cheetos i can haz some. Put them buy corner on fleur plz

You can't tell? It would show her name now.

[Tisket]

Also, Nikki didn't leave me nasty sex suggestions.

/depressed

[Warriorbird]

You can't tell? It would show her name now.

There's a couple that still show up as undefined early on.

[Gelston]

There's a couple that still show up as undefined early on.

You have to manually find out who that is. I think that was usually Rojo and others who have since had their PC names changed.

[Androidpk]

You can't tell? It would show her name now.

Why would it show her name? (assuming it was from her)

[Gelston]

Why would it show her name? (assuming it was from her)

You don't have the thing that shows the name of people who rep you? Like this...

Thread: Date Auction!
Inurtia is cool but Leifa puts out for free! - Androidpk

[Androidpk]

"the thing"

[Gelston]

"the thing"

It is a addon. Haldrik made it, go search through all his posts because I'm too lazy.

[Warriorbird]

You have to manually find out who that is. I think that was usually Rojo and others who have since had their PC names changed.

Ha. Cool. Banned people too apparently. Thanks.

[Haldrik]

Banned, disabled, or new users, won't show up in the RedRep name automation. It will show up as undefined. You'll have to use the manual method to grab the undefined. If they are old rep, 99% chance it was IW on one of his banned accounts.

I'll probably update the database for new users next year, or if new users are getting too frisky, I can do it sooner.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?100750-AUTOMATE-RED-REP-NAMES

[Tisket]

Why would it show her name? (assuming it was from her)

How do you think we all know it was you who left so many unoriginal red rep insults?

[Androidpk]

How do you think we all know it was you who left so many unoriginal red rep insults?



http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sDN5ttmwR8s/VcQ2jMFiwDI/AAAAAAAAC8U/jbvdYDmHKuc/s1600/Hypocrasy.gif

[tyrant-201]

How do you think we all know it was you who left so many unoriginal red rep insults?

Thought you were talking to PB for a sec.

[Tisket]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sDN5ttmwR8s/VcQ2jMFiwDI/AAAAAAAAC8U/jbvdYDmHKuc/s1600/Hypocrasy.gif

Most of my unoriginal insults were signed. You really should have been included in that poll.

[Tisket]

Thought you were talking to PB for a sec.

If you think PB was the only one leaving unsigned rep then you need to get out more. I know he's on your mind a lot but come on now.

[Tisket]

Also, I'm thinking about reactivating Banty. I expect you to show him a good time.

[Androidpk]

Most of my unoriginal insults were signed.

False.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Also, Nikki didn't leave me nasty sex suggestions.

/depressed

I targeted people who I perceived as uptight, so you were safe. UNFORTUNATELY. Maybe I should go on a sexual rep spree for old times sake.

[Astray]

Dealer hooked me up with a pound at a good price. Good shit too.

Edit: Wait! This isn't the Smile topic. Shit.

[Androidpk]

I tended to be pretty grammatically correct but I won't rule it out. I don't actually like cheetos tho. Chili Doritos* bitch plz


It was Rojo :/

[Androidpk]

Dealer hooked me up with a pound at a good price. Good shit too.

Edit: Wait! This isn't the Smile topic. Shit.

Define good price

[Tisket]

False.

Did I leave you unsigned rep?

Excellent.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Also, I'm thinking about reactivating Banty. I expect you to show him a good time.

I'll take you on a date to the Silvergate for some hot cybers, bby

[Tisket]

I'll take you on a date to the Silvergate for some hot cybers, bby

You are back playing? There's incentive enough right there to reactivate.

[Androidpk]

Did I leave you unsigned rep?

Excellent.

yeah, quite a bit

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You are back playing? There's incentive enough right there to reactivate.

Yes, mostly as my Nalfein.

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU, GEMSTONE

[Hips]

Yes, mostly as my Nalfein.

I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU, GEMSTONE

No you don't. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE

[Tisket]

yeah, quite a bit.

Posted it all in that other rep thread.

There's only like four.

Would you like me to post the red rep from you as well?

[Astray]

Define good price

A hundred under what a pound is normally worth.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdhNkv4ryuM

The Great Pepe Crash

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFxu9dOO4zk

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

In the sequel he has a cover that says "The Fuckbois Karzamakov" that never fails to make me laugh.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/3NHfUYU.gif

[Androidpk]

US Air Force is complaining that they're facing a severe shortage of fighter pilots. Maybe you should stop turning down highly qualified candidates you cocksuckers!

[Taernath]

http://i.imgur.com/dtEzW6Y.jpg

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/cC1Veaa.png

link plz

EDIT: Nevermind I decided to not be lazy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3734361/Woman-tells-police-RAPED-Pokemon-character-felt-assault-virtual-reality-game-detected-creature-bedroom.html

[Taernath]

link plz

EDIT: Nevermind I decided to not be lazy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3734361/Woman-tells-police-RAPED-Pokemon-character-felt-assault-virtual-reality-game-detected-creature-bedroom.html

I should have known you'd be here!

http://i.imgur.com/HhN05qq.png

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/Qy0YXUE.jpg

[Archigeek]

http://i.imgur.com/dtEzW6Y.jpg

If she would have had balls she could have captured it. Later the police could have put it in a lineup.

[Whirlin]

http://i.imgur.com/OvKzah2.png

[Gelston]

Well, at least she is learning..

http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i433/GelstonJ/wtf_zpskiazhekl.jpg

[Fallen]

When the Dallas police used a bomb robot to kill a suspect (http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/231450-the-dallas-police-robot-killing-is-an-apparent-first-and-a-big-deal-but-its-not-about-tech) who had shot and killed five police officers and wounding nine others, it set a controversial precedent that raised questions about the procedures and practices the police had followed to determine whether to use a remote detonation explosive. Multiple journalists filed Freedom of Information Act requests to learn more about the police’s decision-making process.


Now, the DPD has responded to these requests by lumping 17 distinct filings together and asking the Texas attorney general to allow it to withhold information on the grounds that the data is “embarrassing” and “of no legitimate concern to the public.”

Killer robots aren't embarrassing, they're hilarious. That being said, good luck using that defense for not responding to a FOIA.

[Astray]

Killer robots aren't embarrassing, they're hilarious. That being said, good luck using that defense for not responding to a FOIA.

I saw that Y!

[Fallen]

I saw that Y!

Yeah, for whatever reason I spelled an acronym phonetically. Not a good idea.

[Androidpk]

Killer robots aren't embarrassing, they're hilarious. That being said, good luck using that defense for not responding to a FOIA.

What a weak excuse. I don't see any judge letting them get away with that line.

[Taernath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blMxB09L5q0

[Viekn]

"Headless gestures at Snoobie. Snoobie looks considerably more imposing." I had to laugh. I say with no animosity what so ever, I give up on using Badname to report anyone. Have fun Headless, Slimeface, and Taintedmeat.

[Gelston]

"Headless gestures at Snoobie. Snoobie looks considerably more imposing." I had to laugh. I say with no animosity what so ever, I give up on using Badname to report anyone. Have fun Headless, Slimeface, and Taintedmeat.

If Headless is casting 509, he is probably a high enough level to have escaped being badnamed eitherway.

[Taernath]

"Headless gestures at Snoobie. Snoobie looks considerably more imposing." I had to laugh. I say with no animosity what so ever, I give up on using Badname to report anyone. Have fun Headless, Slimeface, and Taintedmeat.

Every time I badnamed someone it would come back as that prerecorded 'we already investigated and they're fine' response. I gave up a while ago after seeing Lulz made it through.

[Fallen]

http://lifehacker.com/top-10-life-hacks-that-dont-make-your-life-better-at-al-1785207694

[Fallen]

Can't tell if serious: http://jezebel.com/why-isnt-it-called-no-womans-sky-1785411230

[Taernath]

Can't tell if serious: http://jezebel.com/why-isnt-it-called-no-womans-sky-1785411230


For those of you who have spent the past week wondering why Jezebel has not yet published a review of the long-awaited PC/console game No Man’s Sky, allow us to explain ourselves: we find the name of this “first person space travel” game to be distasteful, offensive, and shamelessly anti-feminist.

I think it's clickbait. And besides, wouldn't No Man's Sky = Every Gender BUT Men Allowed Sky?

The comments are hilarious though.

[Fallen]

The comments are hilarious though.

Agreed. I was going to edit a few in, but this site can be a real bastard sometimes.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/q38DAMb.png

[Velfi]

Hans... bubby...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv-cj6mBkPk

Also Little Caesar's.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvK71ofKynk

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/JvP1vgF.jpg

[Tisket]

My boss had a terrible start to his morning. He kept trying to make calls on his cell phone and, although it showed the call going through, he couldn't hear anything on the other end. Assuming something was wrong with his phone, he went to the Verizon store nearby and was told very politely that his bluetooth was enabled. He wasn't using a bluetooth device.

[Taernath]

My boss had a terrible start to his morning. He kept trying to make calls on his cell phone and, although it showed the call going through, he couldn't hear anything on the other end. Assuming something was wrong with his phone, he went to the Verizon store nearby and was told very politely that his bluetooth was enabled. He wasn't using a bluetooth device.

I don't get it.

[Tisket]

I don't get it.

He had bluetooth enabled so the signal was being sent through his bluetooth headset...which he didn't have on. For those who don't use bluetooth, you can place a call but when someone responds the audio is sent to the headset, not the phone itself so you hear nothing by just holding the phone to your ear.

I guess you had to be there when he told the story.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/0FeQJXH.gif

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MRwayFwxRg

[Androidpk]

greatest gif ever

https://i.imgur.com/CF3h9Eh.gif

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/Ff05UwE.jpg

[Androidpk]

Methais works at ABC news!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Crt5rzPXgAA0jhi.jpg

[Androidpk]

The UK has the best TV commercials of all time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=facVh75-vW4

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=facVh75-vW4

Somewhere, a SJW is offended by this.

[Gelston]

Somewhere, a SJW is offended by this.

It was a different time and we cannot use today's standards to judge the past.

[Whirlin]

After having a couple ameizing rounds in Overwatch, the other team started screaming every time I killed them... I even got called "Mei the Dark Lord Satan"... after that, each time I killed them, they said, "Hail the Dark Lord Satan" while respawning... Was amusing.

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/5GtTM4v.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5KvF91S.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/G2CEWhB.jpg

[Fallen]

This shit reminds me of something out of the Ta'Illistim court.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--O_0q0y52--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/msfphaxt9kxjvyt7xhu1.jpg

[subzero]

This shit reminds me of something out of the Ta'Illistim court.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--O_0q0y52--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/msfphaxt9kxjvyt7xhu1.jpg

They sure wear some stupid shit on their heads over there, huh?

The Zara chick reminds me of this:

https://donshobbyshop.ca/sites/default/files/field/image/19473.jpg

[Taernath]

They sure wear some stupid shit on their heads over there, huh?

The Zara chick reminds me of this:


http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2011/royal_wedding_hats/wedding_hats_01.jpg

[subzero]

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2011/royal_wedding_hats/wedding_hats_01.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OzhnLJkfJVw/U2vpZBgqbfI/AAAAAAAAF6E/771rRLepHV4/s1600/title.jpg

[Wrathbringer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqIv2tc9BCI

omg LOL

[subzero]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqIv2tc9BCI

omg LOL

Why, with the guitars and all that? It's like he thinks he's some mashup of Michael Jackson and Robert Palmer.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqIv2tc9BCI

omg LOL

http://i.imgur.com/ZmC4MlQ.gif

[Velfi]

Also, if anyone hasn't read them:

http://www.vice.com/read/i-went-to-corey-feldmans-birthday-party

http://www.vice.com/read/we-went-to-corey-feldmans-party-again

[Fallen]

Also, if anyone hasn't read them:

http://www.vice.com/read/i-went-to-corey-feldmans-birthday-party

http://www.vice.com/read/we-went-to-corey-feldmans-party-again

First party sounds like a fun time, the second not so much.

[Methais]

https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14432932_10154182793722535_7972710262591853702_n.j pg?oh=4d1f78e8ae430bfb1559e33c22f0f9c9&oe=58726A90

[subzero]

http://a3.files.maxim.com/image/upload/MTQxNjMzOTE4MDkxNjY3MDQ2.gif

[Androidpk]

o_0

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVlvnCOUqog

[Tgo01]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVlvnCOUqog

I thought for sure this was a joke at first but it's apparently real...

I lost my shit when she put it on her finger and they're like "Slide it on your finger for fingertip control. Literally!"

Yes. Stick your finger in your asshole and clean it!!

[drauz]

I thought for sure this was a joke at first but it's apparently real...

I lost my shit when she put it on her finger and they're like "Slide it on your finger for fingertip control. Literally!"

Yes. Stuck your finger in your asshole and clean it!!

Yeah the finger brush made me lose it too

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/zcksRWe.jpg

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/PRK3HpW.gif

[Tisket]

I thought for sure this was a joke at first but it's apparently real...

I lost my shit when she put it on her finger and they're like "Slide it on your finger for fingertip control. Literally!"

Yes. Stick your finger in your asshole and clean it!!

Amazon sells them. I just found the Secret Santa gift I'm giving this year at the office. Thanks.

[subzero]

Amazon sells them. I just found the Secret Santa gift I'm giving this year at the office. Thanks.

You're gonna take all the butthole bleaching cream, aren't you?

[Androidpk]

If your butthole tingles for longer than 4 hours call your proctologist.

[Astray]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuGWsf4ifjY

[Wrathbringer]

You're gonna take all the butthole bleaching cream, aren't you?

hahahahahahahaha

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/WGL2dWb.gif

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/WGL2dWb.gif

Just like in real life. But in Japan. And for ping pong.

[Gelston]

https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/14441196_1749032515361721_4461691738708460451_n.jp g?oh=fe35ba72728f0868cc05afe91fd7c269&oe=58AE19C3

[Androidpk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp6alIALDHA

[Whirlin]

Finally... someone made an app to automate this bullshit process that I don't even engage in.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXrB7Y6gVN8

[subzero]

Finally... someone made an app to automate this bullshit process that I don't even engage in.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXrB7Y6gVN8

Heh, nice. I tend to want to slap a lot of those people.

[Allereli]

https://www.yelp.com/biz/mcdowells-elmhurst

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/A1tL0Ge.gif

[subzero]

http://i.imgur.com/A1tL0Ge.gif

Looks like bath salts have adverse effects on cats, too.

[Androidpk]

Bills fans are savage and out for blood after todays win :lol:

[Astray]

I watched a guy in a motorcycle helmet headbutt a clown today.

[Gelston]

I watched a guy in a motorcycle helmet headbutt a clown today.

Was it one of those terrorizer type clowns?

[Astray]

Yeah. Not certain on the whole beginning but the clown caught a headbutt.

[Taernath]

https://i.redd.it/doezg7ilkkpx.png

[Androidpk]

Guccifer 2.0 is following me on Twitter now.. I wonder what government watch lists I've been added to.

[Wrathbringer]

Guccifer 2.0 is following me on Twitter now.. I wonder what government watch lists I've been added to.

That's just me trolling you on twitter.

[Taernath]

He's gonna leak your n00dz

[Androidpk]

He's gonna leak your n00dz

All part of the master plan.

[Velfi]

Metal without distortion.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVqqWUyDPzA

[Taernath]

Joke's on you, I also like surf music.

[Velfi]

Joke's on you, I also like surf music.

The joke's on one of us alright.

[Tgo01]

My cousin made a post on Facebook saying something like "I have never done drugs! I hate drugs! I hate being around people who do drugs. I have lost friends and family to drugs."

And of course my family is busy "liking" this post to death.

Okay now for the funny part: EVERYONE KNOWS SHE DOES DRUGS!

She's one of those people who you can tell just by looking at her she does drugs. I don't just mean marijuana, I mean she would probably do any drug you put in front of her face.

She's in her 40's but just going by her face she looks like she's in her 70's.

She has 3 kids yet 2 of them have obvious birth defects/medical issues caused by her doing drugs while pregnant.

Hey, look bitch, maybe you're clean now. Maybe you've been clean for a few years. That's great. But don't try to bullshit everyone you know by claiming you've NEVER done drugs.

[Tisket]

If she wants people to think she's not a druggie, where's the harm in pretending? Like her damn post!

[Tisket]

I have a friend who is balding. If he asked me if I could tell, I'd lie through my teeth. Or your woman asks if an outfit makes her look fat. You lie! Same concept.

[Tgo01]

Like her damn post!

Never!

[Parkbandit]

I have a friend who is balding. If he asked me if I could tell, I'd lie through my teeth. Or your woman asks if an outfit makes her look fat. You lie! Same concept.

I'm SO GLAD I can make you laugh today.

Bitch.

[Tisket]

lolol

[subzero]

Hey, look bitch, maybe you're clean now. Maybe you've been clean for a few years. That's great. But don't try to bullshit everyone you know by claiming you've NEVER done drugs.

I don't do Facebook, but isn't that kind of the point; to tell everyone how awesome you are and how great your life is even though you're full of shit?

[Tgo01]

I don't do Facebook, but isn't that kind of the point; to tell everyone how awesome you are and how great your life is even though you're full of shit?

True. It's probably why I don't really pay much attention to Facebook.

[Tisket]

I don't do Facebook, but isn't that kind of the point; to tell everyone how awesome you are and how great your life is even though you're full of shit?

I was commenting on interpersonal relationship tactics, not facebook. If Tg's drug user cousin wants everyone to believe she isn't a drug user then where's the harm in giving that to her? You make more people happy by reflecting back what they want to believe about themselves than reflecting the harsh truth. If it's someone you don't like then sure, don't pull punches but why cause familial rifts if you don't have to.

Unless of course, you really believe saying something will cause her to get sober and clean. How likely is that though. Certainly not likely on a public forum like facebook. That would just be shaming her and that never works.

[leifastagsweed]

That would just be shaming her and that never works.

Story of Player's Corner.

[Tisket]

Story of Player's Corner.

It's different. We are strangers to each other on an internet forum.

[Parkbandit]

It's different. We are strangers to each other on an internet forum.

Your words cut like a knife..

[Taernath]

That would just be shaming her and that never works.

http://i.imgur.com/FidZknJ.gif

[Tisket]

lol

[leifastagsweed]

That would just be shaming her and that never works.

http://i.makeagif.com/media/6-28-2015/M5k_Wr.gif

[Tisket]

And we all know what Cersei did to the people who tried to shame her...

[Gelston]

And we all know what Cersei did to the people who tried to shame her...

I don't.

[Tisket]

Burned their world right down to the ground!

[Gelston]

Burned their world right down to the ground!

Meh.

[Velfi]

No more pencils, no more books, no more suicides in the library. Because there is no library.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQLdhVpLBVE

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/1zBbLZv.jpg

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/ALz48L6.jpg

[Velfi]

"I know it feels wrong, but you're doing the right thing."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_6YWfbFiT4

[Androidpk]

Alex Trebek getting mean with a contestant last night

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/alex-trebek-hilariously-shits-on-jeopardy-contestant-a-1787733083?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=thursdayAM

[Methais]

Alex Trebek getting mean with a contestant last night

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/alex-trebek-hilariously-shits-on-jeopardy-contestant-a-1787733083?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=thursdayAM

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/65803239.jpg

[Allereli]

for my fellow DMV people

https://twitter.com/Maddie_Marshall/status/786761868291502080

[Parkbandit]

I got a robo call yesterday that during the call I said "Fuck off". The recording was interrupted and it came back on and said "I'll put you on our do not call list. Goodbye"

[Fallen]

http://orlando-politics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/OverwatchBillboard.png

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/hYUuW69.jpg

[Taernath]

http://i.imgur.com/hYUuW69.jpg

Youtube videos with long introductions are basically the evolution of text files with yuge ASCII images that we used in the 90's.

[Velfi]

Youtube videos with long introductions are basically the evolution of text files with yuge ASCII images that we used in the 90's.


/~~~~~\ /~~~~~\
| (~' ~~~) |
\ \__________/ /
/~:::::::: ~\
/~~~~~~~-_| :::::::: |_-~~~~~~~\
\ ======= /| ::A::; A :|\ ====== /
~-_____-~ | _----------------_::| ~-____-~
|/~ ~\|
/ \ THIS BELL TELLS THE
( () () ) FARMER WHEN I AM
`\ ./' JERKING OFF AND QUITE
~-_______________-~ FRANKLY I'M PISSED OFF
/~~~~\ ABOUT IT
| |
| |
(________)
()

[Androidpk]

Pat Sajak looks terrible with a fake tan and blond highlights.

[Velfi]

Verbatim.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE

[Fallen]

All of the Strongbow ads with Patrick Steward are great, but this is my favorite.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4c5U1xIUSI&index=4&list=PLVrlrYcJmcwIjuuI CRrkx474Umrq-Vv4A

[Velfi]

https://gfycat.com/WatchfulOrangeBluegill

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/WscXfnA.jpg

[Methais]

I just goatse'd a scam text message that was sending me random links.

Then I scroll up and realized that it was a local church group that still has my number on their list from when I was with my ex.

I'm going to hell.

EDIT:
I apologized profusely after and explained the situation and he responded, "The LORD loves you my brother." so I guess I'm forgiven and not going to hell after all.

Close call.

[Gelston]

I just goatse'd a scam text message that was sending me random links.

Then I scroll up and realized that it was a local church group that still has my number on their list from when I was with my ex.

I'm going to hell.

rofl.

[Taernath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UZgVogYevM

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/2IfLSA9.jpg

[Velfi]

https://gfycat.com/PleasingRelievedChinchilla

[Jhynnifer]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2672883-bills-fan-appears-to-throw-sex-toy-on-field-during-game-vs-patriots?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial#


I laughed pretty hard.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/RjSl7FQ.jpg

[Androidpk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU2w72KAkQQ

[Velfi]

https://i.imgur.com/I6kHsll.gif

[MotleyCrew]

8201

[Androidpk]

sums up every convo I have with Gelston

https://i.redd.it/870csy6wyuux.jpg

[Gelston]

Yeah, everything out of your mouth is always pure bullshit.

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/Tg1Dh6k.gif

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/0xNxbrm.gif

[drauz]

http://abcnews.go.com/International/australian-duo-pranked-north-korean-golf-tournament/story?id=43274710


Two Australian men said they posed as professional golfers to compete in a North Korean golf tournament — and got away with the ruse.

The 28-year-old men tricked their hosts into letting them play by applying as members of the Australian golf team and creating green jackets emblazoned with Australia’s coat of arms, they told Australian media.

“Initially, we just said we were a couple of Australian golfers,” Morgan Ruig, a commercial real estate agent, told Australia’s Nine News. “And they said, ‘You are the Australian team.’ And we sort of didn’t say no. So we thought, we better go along with this.”

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/4KFujTR.gif

Yes, shes a pornstar.

[Androidpk]

Is that Clive Owen

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/eZMAMvy.jpg

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpAkaZpbC5c

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/1ur63qz.jpg

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG0wQRsXLi4

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXfltmzRG-g

You know what.. I see, uh, where you're going with this and I'm just gonna retract my disgust now.. if that's possible..

[Warriorbird]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXfltmzRG-g

You know what.. I see, uh, where you're going with this and I'm just gonna retract my disgust now.. if that's possible..

Amazing.