Thread for Things That Made You Laugh Today

[Ker_Thwap]

In a statement responding to the buzz about how she is unrecognizable: "I'm glad folks think I look different! I'm living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I'm thrilled that perhaps it shows."

I had to reverse image search to see who it was, then I had to imdb to see what she was in, then I decided I hated the only movie of hers I'd seen (Chicago), then decided that the two images were pretty much identical other than hair and makeup, then googled her, and it's about plastic surgery, then decided she has a shitty smile and was the prototypical average person who looked good in her 20s because of makeup, and I don't care at all, and I must be truly bored to waste this kind of time on something I don't care about.

[Atlanteax]

http://nyppagesix.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/reneezellweger2.jpg?w=720&h=480&crop=1

In a statement responding to the buzz about how she is unrecognizable: "I'm glad folks think I look different! I'm living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I'm thrilled that perhaps it shows."

Wow, she looks way worse.

[Tisket]

Who is that? I know I should recognize her but I don't.

[Tisket]

Okay I googled and it's Renee Zellweger.

I've got to say, the only difference that I can see is she looks older in the second picture.

Which, you know, she is.

[Tisket]

Way to be a pussy, Atlanteax.

Those two photos were twenty years apart. I think, for a forty five year old woman, she looks absolutely stunning in the second photo.

[JackWhisper]

Renee looks like a kid in the first pic. Never liked how she looked, wasn't into her. Now, older? Wow, I'd MILF it. Because she looks hot in the second pic. 20 years and she looks good!

[JackWhisper]

Though she is unrecognizable, that retarded tiny-tooth smile so shows its her. Plus her eyes are duller than when she was younger. Wonder what's up with that?

[Gelston]

Way to be a pussy, Atlanteax.

Those two photos were twenty years apart. I think, for a forty five year old woman, she looks absolutely stunning in the second photo.

I think she is ugly in both of them.

Never found Renee Zellweger attractive.

[Fallen]

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/3521669_700b.jpg

[Androidpk]

Friend posted this too facebook.

This is why the services have a hard time working together...Take a look at the phrase "secure a building"...To the Army this means set a perimeter and make sure nothing goes in and out. To the Marines this means go room by room, eliminate all threats. To the Navy this means turn off all the lights and lock the door. To the Air Force this means get a 3 yr lease with an option to buy.

[Gelston]

Got a letter from the DoD Millennium Cohort Study. I open it and a $2 bill falls into my lap.

[Methais]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/you-f-ing-mug?bffb

[Fallen]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/you-f-ing-mug?bffb

#26 is awesome.

[diethx]

Yeah, I want to buy #26.

[Androidpk]

Marines testing a state of the art inflatable missile.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zFasPrRRw

[Atlanteax]

http://i.imgur.com/bFUpx.jpg

[diethx]

I'm about 5 days behind on The Daily Show and the one I'm watching right now has another jab at Arby's. These really are hilarious. Even more hilarious is the fact that he's like I dunno why we do this, they're the loveliest people, they just send us platters of food. It's true. It's sort of a running joke in emails about his jabs at Arby's. Ahahaha.

[Parkbandit]

The hotel that I left back in 2005 called me today to ask me for my help in getting the liquor license out of my name and into the new owner (as of next week).

It's sort of a pain in the ass for me, since I have to go to downtown, get the paperwork.. then sign the documents and get them notarized.. then scan them and email them to lawyer in Pittsburgh, then go to FedEx and mail the originals. And it has to be done by Friday since the closing is happening next week.

I'm a little irritated that I've been on the liquor license since 2005 and the only reason they are now doing anything about it is because they are selling the hotel.

I'm laughing at their urgency since I have zero loyalty to this hotel. They've changed management probably 3-4 times over the past 10 years.. I know no one there.

The only thing I need to consider by tomorrow is if I ask for compensation for the liability I held for the past 10 years or not. If I gave a single shit about anyone there.. I wouldn't. But I don't.

[Taernath]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/cc/fc/09/ccfc099c1a692084f72ce322ca671e50.jpg

I have zero knowledge of liquor liability laws, but shouldn't that have been done when you first left?

[Parkbandit]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/cc/fc/09/ccfc099c1a692084f72ce322ca671e50.jpg

I have zero knowledge of liquor liability laws, but shouldn't that have been done when you first left?

Yup. Or at least a year or two after I left if it slipped through the cracks.. but 10 years? Give me a break.

[Some Rogue]

Should have had the maid answer....

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55772771.jpg

[Taernath]

Yup. Or at least a year or two after I left if it slipped through the cracks.. but 10 years? Give me a break.

How does it work if they have a violation?

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/UzHUJtl.jpg

[Fallen]

I don't usually find these things funny, but this one made me lol.

http://i1.memy.pl/big/441f76_140298433515.67.jpg

[Parkbandit]

How does it work if they have a violation?

They will go for the deep pockets.. the hotel owners/franchiser. It's unlikely they would try to go after me since I haven't been there in over 9 years.. but they could.

So far, they haven't really responded to my email except for some pencil pusher saying they will look into it.

I honestly have no interest in helping them at this point. Fuck 'em.

[Gelston]

They will go for the deep pockets.. the hotel owners/franchiser. It's unlikely they would try to go after me since I haven't been there in over 9 years.. but they could.

So far, they haven't really responded to my email except for some pencil pusher saying they will look into it.

I honestly have no interest in helping them at this point. Fuck 'em.

Not sure how they handle it there, varies by state and all. I believe on first offense for an underage it is 500 for the bartender and 5 grand for the bar. 2nd is basically double and loss of license.

Buying from an unlicensed(untaxed) vendor is immediate loss of license.

Don't see how it'd land on the person who hit the license, since you license the bar/establishment and not an individual. I don't know why they even need you... Or were you marked as proprieter?

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lGX3bX3Opk

[Parkbandit]

Not sure how they handle it there, varies by state and all. I believe on first offense for an underage it is 500 for the bartender and 5 grand for the bar. 2nd is basically double and loss of license.

Buying from an unlicensed(untaxed) vendor is immediate loss of license.

Don't see how it'd land on the person who hit the license, since you license the bar/establishment and not an individual. I don't know why they even need you... Or were you marked as proprieter?

In Florida, you have to go to the Police Department to get your background checked and fingerprinted to get the license.. and it's in the name of the owner typically. We were owned by a REIT, so it fell to me being the manager.

[Tisket]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lGX3bX3Opk

Man if my kids weren't so desensitized to practical jokes of any kind, I'd have to try this one on them. Our family does like it's practical jokes though.

[Gelston]

In Florida, you have to go to the Police Department to get your background checked and fingerprinted to get the license.. and it's in the name of the owner typically. We were owned by a REIT, so it fell to me being the manager.

That sounds like the process for an ABO here, which is the license an individual gets to sell alcohol. I don't. Weirdness.

[Androidpk]

Sick burn


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWJeqrvoF6M

[Allereli]

Guy puts pants on w/o using hands

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1074634152583774&fref=nf

[diethx]

lol

https://twitter.com/Oatmeal/status/532603768274419713

[Methais]

lol

https://twitter.com/Oatmeal/status/532603768274419713

I can tell this is Photoshopped because there aren't any stars in the background!!!!!!1

[Fallen]

Last night's South Park was one of the best of the series.

http://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/KFHq2OHo2VbKx2-yrnKoqqVRaOBgtJ0IsZoAls-zam0.jpg

[Taernath]

GG Patriots

http://www.businessinsider.com/patriots-twitter-screw-up-2014-11


http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/546574c9ecad04f006bb083f-653-489/patriots-twitter-screw-up.png

[Fallen]

Please tell me that isn't real.

[Taernath]

It's as real as it gets.

[Ker_Thwap]

Please tell me that isn't real.

Twitter had crappy filters to let the account be created, a troll created the account, the Patriots bot thanked all one million followers with a generic message, also with crappy filters. The Patriots apologized. Nothing to see here.

[Atlanteax]

Either the 1 million was by absurd coincidence "ihateniggerss" ... or rather, I wonder if they were briefly hacked, and the thing got tweeted out on autopilot.

Guess it was the extra "s" at the end that got it past the filters... pathetic.

[Tgo01]

Patriots gave people too much credit to not think someone would try something like this.

Automation = bad.

[Ker_Thwap]

Either the 1 million was by absurd coincidence "ihateniggerss" ... or rather, I wonder if they were briefly hacked, and the thing got tweeted out on autopilot.

Guess it was the extra "s" at the end that got it past the filters... pathetic.


Again, it was not the millionth exactly, it was one of the million.

The i is also a 1

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/11874390/twitter-celebration-goes-regrettably-wrong-new-england-patriots

[Methais]

WHAT A N1GGER?

[Wrathbringer]

GG Patriots

http://www.businessinsider.com/patriots-twitter-screw-up-2014-11


http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/546574c9ecad04f006bb083f-653-489/patriots-twitter-screw-up.png

I didn't know Methais was a pats fan.

[Methais]

I didn't know Methais was a pats fan.

I grew up in MA, of course I am.

[Androidpk]

http://fat.gfycat.com/PalatableDeadlyGalapagoshawk.gif

Who's a sexy kitty

[Atlanteax]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6196/6130844758_dc8a4791fa_b.jpg

[Methais]

No Justice, No Peace! #Ferguson Protest Leader Has Car Stolen During “F*ck the Police” Rally (http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/11/ferguson-protest-leader-has-car-stolen-during-the-fck-the-police-rally/)

[Methais]

Big Mistake: Burglar Tries Robbing Paratrooper's House

82nd Airborne veteran Andrew Myers’ house was broken into on Veteran’s Day, and he had a feeling the intruder would strike again, so he set up security cameras and waited.

The burglar did return, and Meyers met him trying to gain entry. He told him that he wasn’t going in, and he wasn’t leaving until the police showed up. At that point, the much larger punk tried making an escape. Meyers gave him an upper cut, dragged him down the stairs, mounted him, and began pummeling his face until he submitted. The cops arrived and apprehended the suspect.

I think both the burglar and Meyers are lucky in this case. I would have been waiting on the other side of my door for the intruder to enter, and repainted my wall with chunks of his lungs. Meyers is lucky that this scumbag wasn’t armed with a blade or gun hidden in his sweatshirt.

It worked out, and for our entertainment. Bad ass status confirmed. All the Way! ~Will


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG1Xq5wRWxo

http://www.funker530.com/big-mistake-burglar-tries-robbing-paratroopers-house/

[Sorcasaurus]

Big Mistake: Burglar Tries Robbing Paratrooper's House

82nd Airborne veteran Andrew Myers’ house was broken into on Veteran’s Day, and he had a feeling the intruder would strike again, so he set up security cameras and waited.

The burglar did return, and Meyers met him trying to gain entry. He told him that he wasn’t going in, and he wasn’t leaving until the police showed up. At that point, the much larger punk tried making an escape. Meyers gave him an upper cut, dragged him down the stairs, mounted him, and began pummeling his face until he submitted. The cops arrived and apprehended the suspect.

I think both the burglar and Meyers are lucky in this case. I would have been waiting on the other side of my door for the intruder to enter, and repainted my wall with chunks of his lungs. Meyers is lucky that this scumbag wasn’t armed with a blade or gun hidden in his sweatshirt.

It worked out, and for our entertainment. Bad ass status confirmed. All the Way! ~Will


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG1Xq5wRWxo

http://www.funker530.com/big-mistake-burglar-tries-robbing-paratroopers-house/

I've always told myself I'd use a wooden bat to the legs.

Glad this worked out the way it did, and thanks for sharing. Made me smile too.

[Atlanteax]

The ACLU would be suing him into bankruptcy if the burglar was black.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Big Mistake: Burglar Tries Robbing Paratrooper's House

82nd Airborne veteran Andrew Myers’ house was broken into on Veteran’s Day, and he had a feeling the intruder would strike again, so he set up security cameras and waited.

The burglar did return, and Meyers met him trying to gain entry. He told him that he wasn’t going in, and he wasn’t leaving until the police showed up. At that point, the much larger punk tried making an escape. Meyers gave him an upper cut, dragged him down the stairs, mounted him, and began pummeling his face until he submitted. The cops arrived and apprehended the suspect.

I think both the burglar and Meyers are lucky in this case. I would have been waiting on the other side of my door for the intruder to enter, and repainted my wall with chunks of his lungs. Meyers is lucky that this scumbag wasn’t armed with a blade or gun hidden in his sweatshirt.

It worked out, and for our entertainment. Bad ass status confirmed. All the Way! ~Will


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG1Xq5wRWxo

http://www.funker530.com/big-mistake-burglar-tries-robbing-paratroopers-house/

I want to know why the dude kicked off his loafers when the po po got there.

[Ker_Thwap]

I want to know why the dude kicked off his loafers when the po po got there.

Those loafers? The ones with the drugs in them? Those weren't my loafers, I don't care what the video shows.

[Atlanteax]

I want to know why the dude kicked off his loafers when the po po got there.

Probably were stolen... and did not want to be associated with them when booked?

Edit: Ker_Thwap probably is more on the mark.

[Ker_Thwap]

Probably were stolen... and did not want to be associated with them when booked?

Edit: Ker_Thwap probably is more on the mark.

Why not both? The homeowner was barefoot, they could have been his. Do paratroopers wear loafers?

[Methais]

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10710884_1105088389520613_7320201968520327546_n.jp g?oh=345f367b71f5a11207472effc13f056f&oe=54DE8752

[Gelston]

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10710884_1105088389520613_7320201968520327546_n.jp g?oh=345f367b71f5a11207472effc13f056f&oe=54DE8752

Way to be 6 years behind on memes.

http://dailysentinel.com/news/record/police_report/article_7e6a642d-9e4d-57cf-8d75-a66840664ad7.html

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--4wGORSCl--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/19f8mjj7caohsjpg.jpg

[Gelston]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--4wGORSCl--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/19f8mjj7caohsjpg.jpg

omg, a real life Master Shake... Except as a noodle cup. Master Ramen?

[Ker_Thwap]

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/os-luke-aker-nissan-maxima-restored-post.html#

[Androidpk]

This is what happens when you shampoo, condition and blow dry a cow..

http://i.imgur.com/G2YpErL.jpg

[Tisket]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--4wGORSCl--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/19f8mjj7caohsjpg.jpg

hahaha

[Latrinsorm]

This is what happens when you shampoo, condition and blow dry a cow.....which one?

[Androidpk]

...which one?

Both! Seriously though, if cows looked like this naturally I wouldn't be able to eat them anymore.

[Gnome Rage]

I only laughed after I cried (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRZZpk_9k8E)

How.

how.

[Androidpk]

I only laughed after I cried (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRZZpk_9k8E)

How.

how.

Please tell me this is staged :|

[Atlanteax]

Please tell me this is staged :|

One must never fail to underestimate the intelligence of the average American.

[Latrinsorm]

One must never fail to underestimate the intelligence of the average American.What are you, an ACA architect?

[Gelston]

Both! Seriously though, if cows looked like this naturally I wouldn't be able to eat them anymore.

More cow for me then.

[Gnome Rage]

oh my god this. (http://drugs.gawker.com/earth-knows-no-joy-like-three-grannies-smoking-weed-for-1660830395?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow) GOLDEN

[Androidpk]

I would watch a tv show about those 3.

[Gnome Rage]

I would watch a tv show about those 3.

Almost as good as the real golden girls.
almost.

maybe better, cause there is bong rippage -- which was hilarious, the demo

[Taernath]

oh my god this. (http://drugs.gawker.com/earth-knows-no-joy-like-three-grannies-smoking-weed-for-1660830395?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow) GOLDEN

Link the video, not Gawker. It's funny though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRBAZJ4lF0U

[Androidpk]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?90888-What-medicinal-cannabis-can-do-for-you&p=1721391#post1721391

[Androidpk]

Both of the cats and both of the dogs are all chilling in my living room, watching Looper more intently than I am.. :lol:

[diethx]

Garfield minus Garfield (http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/page/839)

[Tgo01]

Garfield minus Garfield (http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/page/839)

lol

Sad that the comics are actually funnier without Garfield.

[Gnome Rage]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5e5s3uxsSZRK17t_500.jpg

Got me.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5mlngd9Q6u5XcrB_500.jpg
Can't help but think of catcalling for smiles on the street lololol.

[RSR]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/jaden-smiths-tweets-as-garfield-comics

Those were pretty good too.

[Atlanteax]

http://www.gameblog.fr/images/jeux/0/giphy-1.gif

I do a variation of this on Fridays once home for the weekend.

[Androidpk]

Male Founders Of San Francisco Biotech Startups Promise To Make Vaginas Smell Like Ripe Peaches

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2014/11/20/male-sf-startup-promises-to-make-womens-private-parts-vaginas-smell-like-ripe-peaches/

:lol2:

[Gnome Rage]

What if I want it to smell like marshmallow and candycane?

[Androidpk]

What if I want it to smell like marshmallow and candycane?
What do you think this is, Burger king? I would vote for cinnamon or kettle corn.

[Tenlaar]

http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/mn5.jpg

[diethx]

http://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/mn5.jpg

LOL

[Atlanteax]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iTTNRE-njM&feature=player_detailpage

LOL @ the golden retriever ...

[Methais]

http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_article/a_692_20140720083508.jpg

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iTTNRE-njM&feature=player_detailpage

LOL @ the golden retriever ...

This would be my dogs.

[Tgo01]

This would be my dogs.

That would be me. But in my defense I usually need a snack every 3 feet I run.

[Methais]

That would be me. But in my defense I usually need a snack every 3 feet I run.

Typical empath.

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/M8iMsSB.jpg

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0A9r64jDI

[Androidpk]

2014 Darwin awards nominee in Ferguson.

http://wgntv.com/2014/11/24/woman-saying-were-ready-for-ferguson-accidentally-shoots-self-in-head-dies/

A woman appears to have accidentally fatally shot herself in the head with a gun bought to prepare for possible Ferguson-related unrest, according to sources briefed on the police investigation.

[Methais]

2014 Darwin awards nominee in Ferguson.

http://wgntv.com/2014/11/24/woman-saying-were-ready-for-ferguson-accidentally-shoots-self-in-head-dies/

A woman appears to have accidentally fatally shot herself in the head with a gun bought to prepare for possible Ferguson-related unrest, according to sources briefed on the police investigation.

Her boyfriend is a genius.

[Androidpk]

Her boyfriend is a genius.

How so?

[Methais]

How so?


He told investigators that as they drove late Friday night, the victim waved a gun, jokingly saying the couple were ready for Ferguson, the sources said.

He ducked to get out of the way of the gun and accidentally rear-ended another car. He said the accident caused the gun to go off and she was struck by a bullet in the head, the sources said.

He was clearly trying to get rid of her and came up with the perfect plan, and all it will cost him is the deductible on his liability insurance.

[Wrathbringer]

He was clearly trying to get rid of her and came up with the perfect plan, and all it will cost him is the deductible on his liability insurance.

If there is any justice in this life, he'll face the sharting squad.

[Androidpk]

Seriously though. Waving a loaded gun around with your finger on the trigger.. how stupid does one have to be?

[Tgo01]

Well to be fair she is protected from the Ferguson unrest.

[Androidpk]

Well to be fair she is protected from the Ferguson unrest.

And they say suicide never solves anything.

[Androidpk]

For some reason I imagine this is how Back is at a party. Regardless, the commercial cracks me up for some reason.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3G6h8uRowg&app=desktop

[Methais]

Just add a scarf and an Obama blowup doll and it's perfect.

[Androidpk]

Watching Rambo 3 and the American colonel is telling the Russian colonel how stupid they are for waging war in Afghanistan.

[Androidpk]

Overly attached dog..

http://i.imgur.com/J21kvs6.png

[Methais]

Hahahahahahaha that's great.

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/Fd7qxPt.jpg

[Androidpk]

One reason why liberals hate winter

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10396296_847061208673453_8818811981569153580_n.jpg ?oh=2260b047907b61a72af2d8390db1ed55&oe=55102226&__gda__=1427329612_56d1546cf6ca9b06a77865881f11fc1 5

[Tisket]

Overly attached dog..

http://i.imgur.com/J21kvs6.png

Is that a naturally occurring imperfection in the wood? I hope so because if it is, Mother Nature (and whoever captioned that shit) just made me laugh a LOT.

[Androidpk]

According to retired ABC News journalist Ann Compton, Barack Obama launches into "profanity-laced" tirades against the press in off-the-record meetings with reporters. In a C-SPAN interview, Compton also derided the President for leading "the most opaque" administration of "any I have covered."

Racist!!1

[Candor]

After PK left me a negative rep accusing me of leaving him an insulting unsigned rep, I left him a signed rep :)

[Androidpk]

After PK left me a negative rep accusing me of leaving him an insulting unsigned rep, I left him a signed rep :)

You must be color blind because I gave you green.

[Candor]

You must be color blind because I gave you green.

Admittedly yes, but I was thinking of the tone of the rep. The reader can judge for him/herself:

"ad hominem attacks via unsigned rep doesn't make you right it just makes you a moron. ~pk"

[Androidpk]

This sums up the AI in Skyrim perfectly.

http://i.imgur.com/644qjEf.jpg

[Parkbandit]

http://www.boston.com/food-dining/restaurants/2014/12/09/harvard-business-school-professor-goes-war-over-worth-chinese-food/KfMaEhab6uUY1COCnTbrXP/story.html

[AnticorRifling]

That dude is a fucking douche bag.

[Sorcasaurus]

I find it even more ridiculous given that he thinks the food is "delicious".

Despite what he is quoted as saying in the article, it seems like he enjoys doing this and does actively look for it to rub peoples face in it. There is a self satisfied smugness to it that makes me want to throttle him.

I'm not even doubting he's right or that he could win if this was brought before a legal body. It just seems overtly dickish.

[Parkbandit]

That dude is a fucking douche bag.

Seriously this.

And Chinese takeout is already a guessing game to figure out what's actually in it.. I hope he orders from there again. I'm sure there won't be anything more strange in his order the next time...

[Atlanteax]

I am interested to see if Harvard disciplines/censors him in any fashion, given how much negative public reaction the dipshit is to receive.

(in the meanime, I am sure that the restaurant will be receiving more than enough local public support to offset any $$$ costs incurred by this hassle)

[Taernath]

I am interested to see if Harvard disciplines/censors him in any fashion, given how much negative public reaction the dipshit is to receive.


Doubtful, it's not on the level of holocaust denial or 9/11 truthy-ism. Besides, he is technically correct, the best (and in this case, most douchey) kind of correct.

[Methais]

I didn't know Emeradan was a lawyer.

[Allereli]

omg this guy sues our client all the time

[Ker_Thwap]

Doubtful, it's not on the level of holocaust denial or 9/11 truthy-ism. Besides, he is technically correct, the best (and in this case, most douchey) kind of correct.

He's only partially correct. The law only allows for triple reimbursement if the reimbursement isn't done properly. He might have a point about their misleading web pages however, that kind of crap by a business isn't cool.

If I owned a business in the area, I'd list a proviso how Ben Edelman's will not be served.

[Tisket]

Driving home from work last night and I catch up to a clump of cars on the freeway who have slowed to 45 mph because there is an aid car with emergency lights flashing cruising down I5 at 45 mph. Nobody wanted to pass it.

[Taernath]

Driving home from work last night and I catch up to a clump of cars on the freeway who have slowed to 45 mph because there is an aid car with emergency lights flashing cruising down I5 at 45 mph. Nobody wanted to pass it.

What's an aid car? An ambulance?

[Tisket]

Yes.

[Parkbandit]

If I owned a business in the area, I'd list a proviso how Ben Edelman's will not be served.

Holy shit, so would I.

That's awesome.

[Tenlaar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

[Parkbandit]

Driving home from work last night and I catch up to a clump of cars on the freeway who have slowed to 45 mph because there is an aid car with emergency lights flashing cruising down I5 at 45 mph. Nobody wanted to pass it.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Nl3UM1xDGMs/T5Suwt7iiLI/AAAAAAAACW8/4J6NKYGrIeQ/s1600/act%2Bagainst%2Baids%2Bcar%2Bwrap%2Bfort%2Blauderd ale%2Bflorida.JPG

[Tisket]

Q: What is the difference between an Aid Unit, Medic Unit, and Ambulance?
A: Emergency medical services are delivered in a layered or tiered response. The first units to respond are fire engines or aid units staffed with firefighters/EMT’s from the fire stations. Depending on the nature of the emergency, paramedics are either requested by the fire apparatus/aid unit, or are dispatched at the same time. Medic units, with paramedics, perform Advanced Life Support (ALS), in addition to the Basic Life Support (BLS) emergency medicine that the firefighters provide. ALS includes physician level procedures such as endotrachial intubation, intravenous fluid and drug therapy, cardiac defibrillation, and advanced emergency trauma treatment.

[Tisket]

lol @ PB

[Taernath]

Yes.

I googled "aid car" and came up with a few stories out of Washington. You guys making up your own slang now? Back in my day we still called them ambulances.

[Tisket]

I googled "aid car" and came up with a few stories out of Washington. You guys making up your own slang now? Back in my day we still called them ambulances.

Q: What is the difference between an Aid Unit, Medic Unit, and Ambulance?
A: Emergency medical services are delivered in a layered or tiered response. The first units to respond are fire engines or aid units staffed with firefighters/EMT’s from the fire stations. Depending on the nature of the emergency, paramedics are either requested by the fire apparatus/aid unit, or are dispatched at the same time. Medic units, with paramedics, perform Advanced Life Support (ALS), in addition to the Basic Life Support (BLS) emergency medicine that the firefighters provide. ALS includes physician level procedures such as endotrachial intubation, intravenous fluid and drug therapy, cardiac defibrillation, and advanced emergency trauma treatment.

[Taernath]

Q: What is the difference between an Aid Unit, Medic Unit, and Ambulance?
A: Emergency medical services are delivered in a layered or tiered response. The first units to respond are fire engines or aid units staffed with firefighters/EMT’s from the fire stations. Depending on the nature of the emergency, paramedics are either requested by the fire apparatus/aid unit, or are dispatched at the same time. Medic units, with paramedics, perform Advanced Life Support (ALS), in addition to the Basic Life Support (BLS) emergency medicine that the firefighters provide. ALS includes physician level procedures such as endotrachial intubation, intravenous fluid and drug therapy, cardiac defibrillation, and advanced emergency trauma treatment.

That doesn't answer the question!

Q: What is an aid car?
A: Some firefighters riding around in someone's Geo Metro that get there first

Q: What is an ambulance?
A: An ambulance

[Tisket]

I had no idea that "aid car" was a regional term. It was from a fire station so here it's an aid car.

[Tisket]

WAY TO RUIN MY FUNNY STORY!!!!

[Taernath]

WAY TO RUIN MY FUNNY STORY!!!!

WHY DON'T YOU CALL A WHAAAAAAAAMBULANCE (NOT AN AID CAR)

[Tisket]

lol

[Tisket]

You made me laugh out loud in the laugh thread. You win the internet today.

[Tgo01]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRcle-JgnFA

[Taernath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

The elusive reverse weeaboo!

[Tisket]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRcle-JgnFA

I call fake. Everyone knows that zombies can't talk.

[Methais]

What's an aid car? An ambulance?

A car with AIDS.


Yes.

Could still be a car with AIDS.

[Gnome Rage]

Half of my facebook feed is freaking out about finals.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/1a292108a7f0278750ad13b172025d94/tumblr_n2996wuIeT1rziwwco1_250.gif
Done with that shiiit foreverrr

then it REALLY sinks in
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m71zodfOk11rziwwco1_250.gif
Seriously may have had a moment, phew.

[Latrinsorm]

Supernatural innit?

[Allereli]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/12/10/living/harvard-business-professor-chinese-takeout/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

https://fundrazr.com/campaigns/budBf/sh/c4IWI4

[Gnome Rage]

Supernatural innit?

:3

[Taernath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OXzKHatmnI

[Parkbandit]

You made me laugh out loud in the laugh thread. You win the internet today.

Actually....


lol @ PB

I won prior to him.. since you specifically said LAUGH OUT LOUD.

[Gelston]

I wonder how many people are actually laughing when they type lol.

[Androidpk]

New Goldbergs.

[Ker_Thwap]

http://thechive.com/2014/12/12/fk-yeah-friday-38-photos-3/cmpmnjs/

[Tisket]

Actually....



I won prior to him.. since you specifically said LAUGH OUT LOUD.

lol

There, twice in one thread! You win.

[Tisket]

I wonder how many people are actually laughing when they type lol.

I'm usually at least smiling when I type "lol", but "sol" means something else entirely so, I just stick with "lol."

[Jeril]

I'm usually at least smiling when I type "lol", but "sol" means something else entirely so, I just stick with "lol."

You smile out loud?

[Tisket]

You smile out loud?

sol

[Jeril]

sol

Youtube or it never happened.

[Tenlaar]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d8/d80e18d8d2575bdecbd091fe3edfa3b1b748959c8cdaa499bd b7874c1a31f485.jpg

[Androidpk]

You fixed your avatar!

[Tenlaar]

I didn't do a single thing. I knew it was you all along!

[Wrathbringer]

You fixed your avatar!

...aaand it's broken again.

[Tenlaar]

YOU'RE BROKEN! YOU'RE ALL BROKEN!

[Androidpk]

I didn't do a single thing. I knew it was you all along!

Nice try but you won't fool me

[Androidpk]

http://i.dlisted.com/files/images/jakeanneentertainment.jpg

[Allereli]

http://time.com/3634443/cards-against-humanity-poop-black-friday/

[Gelston]

http://time.com/3634443/cards-against-humanity-poop-black-friday/

While the promotion is over, some people are even selling their “Bullshit” packages at a 600% markup of $36 on eBay.

The fuck...

[Wrathbringer]

Aoife: [Global]: "Good morning! This is the first day of the Remarkable Runestaff Raffle brought to you by the Sisters and Brothers of Moonstone Abbey. The drawing will be at 10 pm elven time in Ta'vaalor. The prize is an orase runestaff with four enchantments. Tickets are selling for 5000 silvers in front of the crimson and black tent in the south part of Victory Court."

I don't even know where to start with this.

[Tenlaar]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/00/008fb16321655d6324de7d2d47bb47409b3b1aebfde009ffe5 2a011339978af8.jpg

[waywardgs]

Everyone's favorite Debbie Downer, Ayn Rand, reviews children's books and movies:

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ayn-rand-reviews-childrens-movies?intcid=mod-most-popular

(spoiler: It's not ACTUALLY Ayn Rand. She's dead.)

[Velfi]

I was laughing until I was crying watching this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDvpPsYDNM

[Androidpk]

​ BE A MAN!

[Atlanteax]

I was laughing until I was crying watching this.

He must have some gay buds asking if he can swallow whole...

[Atlanteax]

http://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/harder.gif

[Androidpk]

Feminist gets rekt


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnYfYlQD7hA

[Androidpk]

84 year old man writes own song and performs it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4_Bxqp2tQU

[Gnome Rage]

84 year old man writes own song and performs it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4_Bxqp2tQU
lolol probably made my morning.

thxbrah.

(I can't rep you srry)

[zzentar]

84 year old man writes own song and performs it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4_Bxqp2tQU

That was hilarious!! Great post!!

[Methais]

Those sneaky Asians.
http://i.imgur.com/PcZwTsl.jpg

[Tgo01]

Play-doh fail.

http://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzEyLzMxLzRiL3BsYXlkb2guYTE2NjcuanBnCnAJdG h1bWIJOTUweDUzNCMKZQlqcGc/c214d63e/16d/playdoh.jpg

[Androidpk]

A Starbucks location gets replaced with a KFC.

http://i.imgur.com/3DBnjUY.gif

[Wrathbringer]

Silently farted in the kitchen tonight. 4 seconds later my wife: "man, that trash is stinking." I immediately roflcoptered.

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/2S7D5mi.gif

[Tisket]

Silently farted in the kitchen tonight. 4 seconds later my wife: "man, that trash is stinking." I immediately roflcoptered.

She's such a lucky lady.

[Androidpk]

She's such a lucky lady.

I find it hard to believe any lady would marry him.

[Tisket]

I find it hard to believe any lady would marry him.

Seriously.

[Tisket]

I imagine, like most of the stories he's told here, she too is mythical.

[Candor]

I imagine, like most of the stories he's told here, she too is mythical.

I certainly hope so. Otherwise...WB could breed...

[Wrathbringer]

I find it hard to believe any lady would marry him.

Inorite?!

[Atlanteax]

http://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/drew.png

[subzero]

Those sneaky Asians.
http://i.imgur.com/PcZwTsl.jpg

Someone's posted a pic of that place before. Got a good laugh when I drove by there for the first time.

[Velfi]

Never change, Steve Ballmer. Never change.

https://vine.co/v/OpevzaX3vzD

[Gelston]

http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss29/roryfinnokane/LegioFretensis.jpg

Maybe not laugh, but, perhaps a slight chuckle.

[Tenlaar]

http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss29/roryfinnokane/LegioFretensis.jpg

Maybe not laugh, but, perhaps a slight chuckle.

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shaking_head_breaking_bad.gif

[Androidpk]

I heard Anticor is fond of these kinds of balloons

http://i.imgur.com/V2Ycyx0.jpg

[Taernath]

http://i.imgur.com/bKYm2mA.png

[Gnome Rage]

So, laugh and cry at the same time


This time last week I was in fl and it was like 80. Today, I shoveled the driveway for an hour and gave up without finishing.


Eeeeeh

[Gelston]

So, laugh and cry at the same time


This time last week I was in fl and it was like 80. Today, I shoveled the driveway for an hour and gave up without finishing.


Eeeeeh

Lazy Americans.

[Androidpk]

So, laugh and cry at the same time


This time last week I was in fl and it was like 80. Today, I shoveled the driveway for an hour and gave up without finishing.


Eeeeeh

I told you to bring back some sun but noooooo

[Gnome Rage]

GET OUTTA HERE. I AM WEAK.

I am WIMPY lol

I shoveled like 3/4ths of the driveway, cleared a path for the car in and out and just shoved the rest kinda to the side. IT WAS STILL SNOWING :|


...then I watched dr who and ate brownies and crocheted a scarf and I'm going to shower and make dinner. BITCHES IM PRODUCTIVE SORTA SOMETIMES. Maybe

[Gnome Rage]

I told you to bring back some sun but noooooo

I tried to bring back the sunshine, I tried... but I puked on the plane at cruising altitude and lost it. Sorry.

[Androidpk]

Brownies. Hehehehehehe

[Gnome Rage]

:| NORMAL BROWNIES.

[Androidpk]

:| NORMAL BROWNIES.

http://media.giphy.com/media/12XMGIWtrHBl5e/giphy.gif

[Atlanteax]

China caught an iphone smuggler

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7KjVfrCUAMCmnH.jpg:large

Nice 'body-armor'

[subzero]

So, laugh and cry at the same time


This time last week I was in fl and it was like 80. Today, I shoveled the driveway for an hour and gave up without finishing.


Eeeeeh

You just missed all the cold weather! It was down into the 40s and 50s for a few days.

[Androidpk]

You just missed all the cold weather! It was down into the 40s and 50s for a few days.

Dude, it was -26 last week.

[Tgo01]

Found this ice formation in my back yard that seemed to be growing out of the ground.

7170
7171
7172

The odd thing is there really isn't anything for it to have been dropping down from where it was.

[Parkbandit]

Found this ice formation in my back yard that seemed to be growing out of the ground.

7170
7171
7172

The odd thing is there really isn't anything for it to have been dropping down from where it was.

Melting snow from your roof?

[Tgo01]

Melting snow from your roof?

But it was like right up against the house. I don't normally see water dripping down right up against the house like that but that must have been what happened.

[Allereli]

But it was like right up against the house. I don't normally see water dripping down right up against the house like that but that must have been what happened.

don't let your mom near your house.

[Jeril]

don't let your mom near your house.

It's her house, he just lives in the basement.

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdRga6mzcw

[Atlanteax]

Found this ice formation in my back yard that seemed to be growing out of the ground.

7170
7171
7172

The odd thing is there really isn't anything for it to have been dropping down from where it was.

It is white ice, you got nothing to worry about, like you would if it was black ice.

[Tgo01]

It is white ice, you got nothing to worry about, like you would if it was black ice.

I'd be worried if black ice were that close to my house :O

[subzero]

Dude, it was -26 last week.

I meant down here. She missed all the frigid, cold, Florida weather.


Found this ice formation in my back yard that seemed to be growing out of the ground.

7170
7171
7172

The odd thing is there really isn't anything for it to have been dropping down from where it was.

Looks like your Snowman ran into a Bobbitt.

[Androidpk]

Kevin Nealon's character on weeds. I want to hang out with that guy.

[subzero]

Kevin Nealon's character on weeds. I want to hang out with that guy.

His song about New Orleans and the Super Dome while they were all sheltered after the fire was epic.

[Allereli]

There's a girl on Child Genius named Alexa who did not do very well in the astronomy section. The host said, "Alexa, you only got two questions right," and my Echo apologized

[Gelston]

I cancelled my echo order... I have an XB1 and it can pretty much do all that stuff anyways. Also, it taking all the way until friggin June or July to ship... F that.

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/6aomkOW.jpg

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/6aomkOW.jpg

http://www.troll.me/images/beavis-and-butthead-lol/doing-and-boing.jpg

[Tenlaar]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/no-fear-steve-irwin.jpg

Oh Steve Irwin, I remember your name.

[Atlanteax]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8435594752/hB4E14442/

My lab would do this to my brother's corgi.

[leifastagsweed]

https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10371451_530271937116512_8621906188303498328_n.jpg ?oh=f5a5471f3691af84f4a0fec120e3f798&oe=556F7B39

LOL'd

[leifastagsweed]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8435594752/hB4E14442/

My lab would do this to my brother's corgi.

Haha, same with my lab and Corgi. They are just at that right height and lab tails can clear a coffee table like nobody's business!

[Jhynnifer]

We went grocery shopping yesterday and saw this...

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Poor Packers fans, so sad.

[Parkbandit]

Penn & Teller youtube video snippets from their show.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1xmGK8PEJw

[Parkbandit]

Warren Sapp has been terminated from NFL Network following his arrest (http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/02/02/warren-sapp-arrested-soliciting-prostitute) for soliciting a prostitute and assault in Phoenix early Monday morning. The news of the arrest was first reported by TMZ (http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/02/warren-sapp-arrested-arizona-super-bowl-soliciting-a-prostitute/) and ABC 15 (http://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/tmz-warren-sapp-arrested-for-soliciting-phoenix-prostitute) in Phoenix.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--3t7vXkeH--/t5totfhozpszfesqikzq.jpg

He's a piece of shit and I laughed out loud when I heard he was arrested and then fired from the NFL Network.

Karma is a bitch, bitch.

[subzero]

[/FONT][/COLOR]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--3t7vXkeH--/t5totfhozpszfesqikzq.jpg

He's a piece of shit and I laughed out loud when I heard he was arrested and then fired from the NFL Network.

Karma is a bitch, bitch.

Agreed. Cheap fuck shoulda just payed his hooker, but noooo. That's not the Sapp way.

[waywardgs]

Obama's America.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/embarrassing-us-ranked-182nd-world-alphabetically-1855?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

Embarrassing: The U.S. Is Ranked 182nd In The World Alphabetically

As Americans, we are lucky to live in a first-world country. We have an abundance of wealth and one of the highest standards of living anywhere in the world. That’s why it’s utterly stunning that the United States of America consistently ranks 182nd in the world alphabetically.

Simply put, it’s embarrassing. On a list of 195 countries, the United States is only ahead of 13, and we should be ashamed about that.

While countries like Venezuela and Zimbabwe fall below the United States, it’s the list of countries that have outpaced our country alphabetically that’s truly eye-opening. France is ahead of us. Brazil is ahead of us. That may be shocking enough. But guess what else is alphabetically in front of us? Laos. Ukraine. Even Syria, a country that’s been embroiled in civil war for almost four years now.

It’s time for Americans to take a long, sobering look at this country, and how it ended up all the way down at 182. There’s a lot of hard work to be done, but now is the time. Write to your congressperson and your senators, and demand that they do something about our deplorable ranking—if not for our sake, then for the sake of future generations.


http://chimg.onionstatic.com/7517/16x9/640.jpg

[JackWhisper]

Uhhh.....

I'm sorry. Normally I take PC with a grain of salt, no matter who posts, even IW's stupidity.


But um ..... What the FUCK does anyone care where we're listed ALPHABETICALLY?!

Are people angryface over the fact we aren't the Aamerican united states of America?

A long and sobering look... at the stupid of that article.

[JackWhisper]

One of their meta tags is the word incredible, except misspelled to icredible. I lawled at that, for some reason.

[JackWhisper]

Wayward, thank you for making me laugh hysterically at this. =).

[Tisket]

I'm pretty sure that's written tongue-firmly-in-cheek.

[Androidpk]

Uhhh.....

I'm sorry. Normally I take PC with a grain of salt, no matter who posts, even IW's stupidity.


But um ..... What the FUCK does anyone care where we're listed ALPHABETICALLY?!

Are people angryface over the fact we aren't the Aamerican united states of America?

A long and sobering look... at the stupid of that article.

It's called tongue in cheek humor..

[JackWhisper]

Hey, I was laughing! =P

[Gelston]

United Republic of Tanzania not United of Republic of Tanzania. Terrible research or are they racist and think Africans can't put together the name of a country correctly? You decide!

[Tisket]

Uhhh.....

I'm sorry. Normally I take PC with a grain of salt, no matter who posts, even IW's stupidity.


But um ..... What the FUCK does anyone care where we're listed ALPHABETICALLY?!

Are people angryface over the fact we aren't the Aamerican united states of America?

A long and sobering look... at the stupid of that article.

It's not real.

[Allereli]

Uhhh.....

I'm sorry. Normally I take PC with a grain of salt, no matter who posts, even IW's stupidity.


But um ..... What the FUCK does anyone care where we're listed ALPHABETICALLY?!

Are people angryface over the fact we aren't the Aamerican united states of America?

A long and sobering look... at the stupid of that article.

It's a clickhole article. ..

[JackWhisper]

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Tongue in cheek humor.

[Allereli]

http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-freshspa-easy-bidet-toilet-attachment

[Gnome Rage]

http://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-freshspa-easy-bidet-toilet-attachment

I saw a groupon the other day for like, a 10 dollar vibrator and it was like "TEN MILLION SOLD"

I was like DAAAAYUM.

[Atlanteax]

http://i.imgur.com/ddTQfEq.png

[Atlanteax]

http://i.imgur.com/hP72URo.jpg

[Ker_Thwap]

http://i.imgur.com/hP72URo.jpg

That's what he gets for letting himself go flabby.

[Gnome Rage]

SO

I'm trying to be all responsible today, and open the store I work at even though I don't REALLY want to go out in the snow, it isn't bad enough to justify. I talked to my dad this morning, and he went to work, and my boyfriend went to work so I'm like, ok I can't be a bum--I gotta go. The roads are fucking SHIT. Apparently, MA has a road salt shortage, the roads were fucking atrocious. I get in safely, not even a big slip or anything! I shovel out the front walk of the store (this is after shoveling my car out this morning so I'm already tired). I go to salt the walkway, can't find the salt. So I shoot my boss a text, telling him I opened the store and I'm looking for the salt. My boss is in AZ, so he asks if it is still snowing. I tell him yeah. Immediately, the phone for the shop rings and its him telling me I shouldn't have come in and I should go home.
:|

[Ker_Thwap]

SO

I'm trying to be all responsible today, and open the store I work at even though I don't REALLY want to go out in the snow, it isn't bad enough to justify. I talked to my dad this morning, and he went to work, and my boyfriend went to work so I'm like, ok I can't be a bum--I gotta go. The roads are fucking SHIT. Apparently, MA has a road salt shortage, the roads were fucking atrocious. I get in safely, not even a big slip or anything! I shovel out the front walk of the store (this is after shoveling my car out this morning so I'm already tired). I go to salt the walkway, can't find the salt. So I shoot my boss a text, telling him I opened the store and I'm looking for the salt. My boss is in AZ, so he asks if it is still snowing. I tell him yeah. Immediately, the phone for the shop rings and its him telling me I shouldn't have come in and I should go home.
:|

Well, at least the walk is shoveled, so you won't have to shovel twice as much next time.

[Gnome Rage]

Well, at least the walk is shoveled, so you won't have to shovel twice as much next time.

The best part is, my boss pays for snow removal and the guy that does it always does a crappy job lolll.

[Gelston]

The best part is, my boss pays for snow removal and the guy that does it always does a crappy job lolll.

Perhaps get a new guy? Otherwise Tgo's mom will come and slip out there.

[Gnome Rage]

Just like with everything else, my boss will get around to it eventually. He complains enough about it. I imagine the guy that does it is a local or something, which is why he doesn't say anything.

Not really my problem, I only shovel when I'm the only one there--otherwise one of the guys will just do it.

[Ker_Thwap]

Perhaps get a new guy? Otherwise Tgo's mom will come and slip out there.

Too late, she's already on her way.