Thread for Things That Made You Laugh Today

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/MlNdbOX.jpg

[cwolff]

WASHINGTON — A Navy chaplain was fired last month from his post at a Marine Corps command after he was caught on video having sex with a woman at a pub in New Orleans, USA TODAY has learned.
The Marines fired Navy Capt. Loften Thornton on March 20 for “loss of trust and confidence,” said Marine Lt. Col. Ted Wong, a spokesman for Marine Reserve. Thornton had been chaplain for Marine Forces Reserve based in New Orleans.

Wong declined to discuss what prompted the Marines to fire Thornton, a Navy chaplain since 1992. But two Defense officials confirmed that authorities were examining video that shows Thornton having sex with a woman at the Crown & Anchor Pub, a British-themed tavern west of the French Quarter. They were not authorized to speak on the record because the case is under investigation.

That's such B.S. Finally get a chaplain who the guys can relate to, and they fire him.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/navy-chaplain-fired-after-he’s-caught-on-video-having-sex-at-a-new-orleans-bar/ar-AAvtppC?ocid=spartanntp

[Gelston]

That's such B.S. Finally get a chaplain who the guys can relate to, and they fire him.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/navy-chaplain-fired-after-he’s-caught-on-video-having-sex-at-a-new-orleans-bar/ar-AAvtppC?ocid=spartanntp

This is the peacetime military, they'll fire you for anything now. He was probably at the top of his career anyways.. I mean, not many Chaplains ever see a star. Hell, the Chaplain of the Marine Corps is a 1 star billet.

I think the Chief Chaplain of the Navy is a 2 star.

[cwolff]

This is the peacetime military, they'll fire you for anything now. He was probably at the top of his career anyways.. I mean, not many Chaplains ever see a star. Hell, the Chaplain of the Marine Corps is a 1 star billet.

I think the Chief Chaplain of the Navy is a 2 star.

While I don't disagree and also don't give a shit about chaplains, I am reluctant to believe that he could keep his job after getting filmed banging a chick in a bar even at the height of the Iraq war.

[Gelston]

While I don't disagree and also don't give a shit about chaplains, I am reluctant to believe that he could keep his job after getting filmed banging a chick in a bar even at the height of the Iraq war.

The film wouldn't have ever been made public and the military would have never said anything about it.

[Wrathbringer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C6nvNlVx1A

So great. I love when he starts pushing the guy in the wheelchair.

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C6nvNlVx1A

So great. I love when he starts pushing the guy in the wheelchair.

Dwight Yoakam's mom said that he played Doyle so well that she hated her own son while she was watching the movie.

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/9BFVJ08.jpg

[Velfi]

https://i.imgur.com/JQn1I6F.gif

https://i.imgur.com/JQn1I6F.gifv

The gif isnt wanting to be a gif for some reason, I dunno.

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/2EGmXhH.jpg

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/2EGmXhH.jpg

Accurate. :lol:

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LlYqV-zKIU

https://s-i.huffpost.com/gen/2951352/images/o-NED-FLANDERS-facebook.jpg

[Androidpk]

Found wrathbringer's car.

https://i.imgur.com/m0myD7W.jpg

[Wrathbringer]

Found wrathbringer's car.

https://i.imgur.com/m0myD7W.jpg

:lol:

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qThm5lfGPck

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/9VWvNpu.jpg

[Wrathbringer]

If you never will then why are you lobbying so hard and spending millions so you have the ability to? LULz, I think corporate America has a very low regard for Americans.

In b4 kranar wrecks this account.

[Methais]

In b4 kranar wrecks this account.

You made it just in time cause Realize has been wrecked.

What a pathetic little twatstika Necro is. :lol:

[Wrathbringer]

You made it just in time cause Realize has been wrecked.

What a pathetic little twatstika Necro is. :lol:

This is correct.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/bSG2xYW.jpg

[drauz]

Wait For It: Dude Gives A Girl Some Milk!


http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhfZ08tExiGWzW9b23

[Methais]

Wilford Brimley stops armed robbery in Mexico:


https://youtu.be/suBpAWY-2Y8

[Tisket]

Wilford Brimley stops armed robbery in Mexico:


https://youtu.be/suBpAWY-2Y8

You just knew shit was about to go down when the old guy took off his eyeglasses.

[Methais]

They pulled it. Dicks.

Fortunately that's what gifs are for.

https://i.imgur.com/1RUJ3xw.gif

[Tisket]

How does that video violate youtube rules? Stupid.

[Ltlprprincess]

How does that video violate youtube rules? Stupid.

Might not have been Youtube. Might've been the location. Pulled for evidence, etc.

[Methais]

It’s possible the uploader deleted it, but that wouldn’t make sense.

Usually if Youtube removes a video it will tell you why it’s no longer available though. I think.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7524cGvd7gNWf3mo/giphy.gif

[Gelston]

How does that video violate youtube rules? Stupid.

Probably because it had a gun in it. YouTube has gotten retarded.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31357962_10156047393142535_8164311643528077983_n.j pg?_nc_cat=0&oh=d55070249f4615cedf574997b2b1b60f&oe=5B5F39C5

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31404007_2099145376970033_2758440959149604864_n.jp g?_nc_cat=0&oh=aeeeebdc6cabdce26bce9b0bc5ed4dec&oe=5B509BA8

[Velfi]

I feel you, dog.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxIUWg3zQdM

[Velfi]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8fdec5/watch_with_sound/

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31369127_10215845991452253_2085700358763446272_n.j pg?_nc_cat=0&oh=4a531d6da4a48bef77577c414bca4678&oe=5B9840AD

[Androidpk]

A soldier assigned to the 795th Military Police Battalion recently received special dispensation to rock a beard, despite the Army regulations prohibiting aggro facial hair, due to his “heathen” religious beliefs as a Norse pagan, Army Times reports.

https://taskandpurpose.com/army-beards-norse-pagan-heather/?utm_content=bufferb97f7&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=tp-buffer

[Taernath]

A soldier assigned to the 795th Military Police Battalion recently received special dispensation to rock a beard, despite the Army regulations prohibiting aggro facial hair, due to his “heathen” religious beliefs as a Norse pagan, Army Times reports.

https://taskandpurpose.com/army-beards-norse-pagan-heather/?utm_content=bufferb97f7&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=tp-buffer

Almost positive I know exactly who it is.

[Androidpk]

Can a Rastafarian smoke weed in the military?

[Wrathbringer]

Can a Rastafarian smoke weed in the military?

Can a woman masturbate in the next room?

[Methais]

Almost positive I know exactly who it is.

THE BERZERKER????

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/02-20.jpg

[Gelston]

Can a Rastafarian smoke weed in the military?

You can get special authorization to smoke weed for religious or cultural purposes, but not on the regular. There were some Native Americans that got to do it.

[drauz]

https://www.amazon.com/Mouse-Silicone-Office-Computer-Laptop/dp/B078LGT54B/ref=sr_1_28?ie=UTF8&qid=1525070369&sr=8-28&keywords=anime+mousepad

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31531617_2023042251087493_4257203768229076606_n.pn g?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeGG583dLrZ6Fqk7LpdiAhqB9KHFc0FXg1xl W6Pg7oUkbguAEGi8YX4WGUcjwDwgXD_bOW3L7JMsZj_xEyU4UL qU2Xoc28jWcn9R15IsnTkBig&oh=42afc406cce777f2533dc59c93555bd4&oe=5B660CCA

[drauz]

https://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/Flat-Earth-conspiracy-Pac-Man-Kyrie-Irving-12879164.php


"One logical possibility for those who are truly free thinkers is that space-time wraps around and we get a Pac-Man effect," he said.

Encountering this phenomenon at the end of the world, a traveler would immediately be whisked — teleported, worm-holed or whatever — to the opposite end of of the map, just as Pac-Man or Pac-Man's ghosts arrive on the right-hand side of the screen as they exit on the left-hand side in the old-school video game.

Have your doubts? Maybe you're not as free a thinker as you thought you were.

[Gelston]

https://www.sfgate.com/weird/article/Flat-Earth-conspiracy-Pac-Man-Kyrie-Irving-12879164.php

Isn't it just way, way easier to imagine the world as a sphere?

[Methais]

But we’ve already seen the world to be round in space?

Flat earthers can’t be reasoned with and think pics of Earth from space are fake.

To put it in perspective, they’re even more retarded than you, cwolff, backlash, and time4fun. That’s really saying something.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/I0pTQps.jpg

[Methais]

Cash spilled by armored truck causes chaos along highway (https://nypost.com/2018/05/02/cash-spilled-by-armored-truck-causes-chaos-along-highway/)

The blacktop turned green on an Indiana interstate Wednesday morning when the backdoor of a Brinks truck swung open, spilling hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash onto the roadway.

Opportunistic motorists hopped out of their cars and nearby residents vaulted over fences as they jostled to scoop up handfuls of bills along Interstate 70 near Indianapolis around 9 a.m., according to local Fox affiliate WXIN.

“Bags of money were falling out of the back onto the interstate,” Indiana State Police Cpl. Brock McCooe told the station. “Sort of something out of a movie scene, where you have bills, loose bills flying all over the interstate, vehicles stopping, people getting out of their cars.”

Video from the scene showed hundreds of greenbacks strewn along the side of the highway, which had to be shut down until the all the bills were picked up.

Troopers at the scene initially said that as much as $600,000 may have been scattered across the interstate, but later said that they couldn’t be sure of the exact amount.

It remains unclear what caused the backdoor to open, which the driver only became aware of when a passing motorist flagged him down, according to WXIN.

Troopers made clear that anyone who thought they found a payday along the roadway was committing a crime.

“Anyone who picked up money can be charged with theft,” wrote ISP Sgt. John Perrine on Twitter. “If you have money from the incident to return, contact the Indiana State Police.”

Police said they’re scanning video footage for license plates of sticky-fingered motorists spotted helping themselves to the cash — including a school bus driver.

“If you’re willing to, in good conscience, turn it back in, there’s amnesty,” McCooe told WXIN. “There’s no real questions asked if you’re willing to give it back.”

https://nypost.com/2018/05/02/cash-spilled-by-armored-truck-causes-chaos-along-highway/

How would they prove that X person took money just based on their license plate though? Unless they have clear footage of the car's actual owner with it, I don't see them being able to do shit. Like proving who the driver was with a red light camera that just takes a pic of the plate.

Must have been nuts to roll up on some crazy shit like that though. I bet the audio that probably doesn't exist in a recording was hilarious.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/VilPt3G.jpg

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31906151_2029595283765523_1919731771495153664_n.jp g?_nc_cat=0&oh=44accf286310ce4d7d13724c0c8dfae6&oe=5B605156

[Methais]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31906151_2029595283765523_1919731771495153664_n.jp g?_nc_cat=0&oh=44accf286310ce4d7d13724c0c8dfae6&oe=5B605156

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSng4tqMApN_o8oxk1JxBL8-lNMIvvQpuAu4VY0Irp0_h-YQ-oqqQ

[Gelston]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSng4tqMApN_o8oxk1JxBL8-lNMIvvQpuAu4VY0Irp0_h-YQ-oqqQ

I don't follow gay porn.

[Methais]

I don't follow gay porn.

That's not what Necro says.

[Gelston]

That's not what Necro says.

I'm sure Necro does follow gay porn, but that has nothing to do with me.

[Velfi]

https://i.imgur.com/XrdwFQh.gif

https://i.imgur.com/XrdwFQh.gifv

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/31956569_1954264297970172_3991253111774642176_n.pn g?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeHx3DM7eMa0i3rvhqy7z56YaSEsIPbUeRq_ ipJ-hkqzAFc6qfJVnGSU7ecPKrXGk0GgQjcbVTvqxhbwyIwf5xRNXX gFITuaqAMLt5GPcmDj1g&oh=3925127c63df99e966b3d6f4d51a31f4&oe=5B863E09

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32072972_817858781740180_539521516706988032_n.jpg? _nc_cat=0&oh=7b1d909bcb149c255140478be9d7ee16&oe=5B5052E3

[Jhynnifer]

I don't even.... this is so glorious and horrible and brain-breaking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K04_J3p3ajg

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/dniexWL.png

https://i.imgur.com/CvX7XJj.png

:lol:

[Gelston]

https://i.imgur.com/dniexWL.png

https://i.imgur.com/CvX7XJj.png

:lol:

That is the one he created a while back. When you don't see that as newest member, it means he created a new account. Well, or someone is actually new here, but that isn't as likely.

[Methais]

https://youtu.be/ZIwAyvoGLu0

[Methais]

https://youtu.be/jXzdzKDoGLM

[drauz]

https://youtu.be/jXzdzKDoGLM

https://www.bingeclock.com/memes/king-of-the-hill___only_propane.jpg

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/QG1ZF0z.png
https://i.imgur.com/V0BaRCI.png

[Gelston]

Hah! I have a shotgun, a box of steel slug and a box of steel buck. I'm set!

[Gelston]

CRAB BATTLE SIMULATOR


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVsF4d4FKdk

[Taernath]

Japan. Why is it always Japan?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF8POaO-9TY

Never bring a Red Rock to a Dungeness fight.

[Gelston]

They called it a historical game... And then had a bunch of crabs attack.

[Velfi]

CRAB BATTLE SIMULATOR


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVsF4d4FKdk

Same company I believe already has this out, as well.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/355240/NEO_AQUARIUM__The_King_of_Crustaceans/

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32590519_1967422106654391_6888093194400038912_n.pn g?_nc_cat=0&oh=610aa5d775d3138780f9355c3d83a2b0&oe=5B8D960E

[Velfi]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32590519_1967422106654391_6888093194400038912_n.pn g?_nc_cat=0&oh=610aa5d775d3138780f9355c3d83a2b0&oe=5B8D960E

https://i.imgur.com/b2BOwcf.gif

[Gelston]

https://i.imgur.com/b2BOwcf.gif

Look here you flap jack imbibing son of a swine fucker, I don't care if a kid actually made it or not.

[Velfi]

Look here you flap jack imbibing son of a swine fucker, I don't care if a kid actually made it or not.

https://i.imgur.com/HfBnYme.gif

[Methais]

Insomniac wrestler can’t sleep until referee raises and drops his arm three times (https://www.kayfabenews.com/insomniac-wrestler-cant-sleep-until-referee-raises-and-drops-his-arm-three-times/)

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BMcLT8s0zA


Insomniac wrestler can’t sleep until referee raises and drops his arm three times (https://www.kayfabenews.com/insomniac-wrestler-cant-sleep-until-referee-raises-and-drops-his-arm-three-times/)

Trending: Kurt Angle Correctly Pronounces "WWE" (https://www.kayfabenews.com/kurt-angle-correctly-pronounces-wwe/)

[Velfi]

George R.R. Martin Promises Fans ‘The Winds Of Winter’ Is Nearly Started (https://www.theonion.com/george-r-r-martin-promises-fans-the-winds-of-winter-1826115223)

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q4_b5zof4c

[Gelston]

https://media.wfla.com/nxs-wflatv-media-us-east-1/photo/2018/05/22/R-ZOMBIE-POWER-OUTAGE-16x9-_1526979030847_43146007_ver1.0_640_360.jpg

This was something that was actually sent out.

[Methais]

https://twitter.com/BrookeBCNN/status/999382268740333570

https://i.imgur.com/J8KSys1.png (https://twitter.com/BrookeBCNN/status/999382268740333570)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd-3ptMW4AASe8v.jpg:large

[Parkbandit]

https://twitter.com/BrookeBCNN/status/999382268740333570

https://i.imgur.com/J8KSys1.png (https://twitter.com/BrookeBCNN/status/999382268740333570)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd-3ptMW4AASe8v.jpg:large

I blame his parents.

[Methais]

I blame his parents.

I agree, I blame cwolff's parents too.

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/33995143_1781103918614802_8544335508333920256_n.pn g?_nc_cat=0&oh=a0b324c3166a4f0a6b77d14d218dc8df&oe=5B79A8B6

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/ZXlWhB9.jpg

[cwolff]

https://youtu.be/DbGvMm8U3Rc

Dangerous dance moves on this guy.

[Taernath]

https://youtu.be/DbGvMm8U3Rc

Dangerous dance moves on this guy.

What a maroon

http://kdvr.com/2018/06/02/fbi-agent-allegedly-drops-his-gun-at-denver-night-club-another-patron-shot-in-leg/

[Methais]

https://youtu.be/DbGvMm8U3Rc

Dangerous dance moves on this guy.

https://i.imgur.com/dxAwcLh.png

[Velfi]

I don't recall ever hearing about it, but apparently there's a Double Dragon (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106761/) movie with Scott Wolf and Mark Dacascos as the brothers and Robert Patrick as the bad guy, also Alyssa Milano and Andy Dick.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A46duXCNM08

Also, from the description: This movie is so nice, they had to make a game out of it.

[Androidpk]

I don't recall ever hearing about it, but apparently there's a Double Dragon (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106761/) movie with Scott Wolf and Mark Dacascos as the brothers and Robert Patrick as the bad guy, also Alyssa Milano and Andy Dick.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A46duXCNM08

Also, from the description: This movie is so nice, they had to make a game out of it.

Probably one of the worst videogame to movie adaptations of all time.

[drauz]

Probably one of the worst videogame to movie adaptations of all time.

https://resizing.flixster.com/7CH--eg_BPXNTsRKpBBjnBfrZ-0=/206x305/v1.bTsxMTI5MDE5MztqOzE3NzcwOzEyMDA7MTAzODsxMzg0

[Androidpk]

https://resizing.flixster.com/7CH--eg_BPXNTsRKpBBjnBfrZ-0=/206x305/v1.bTsxMTI5MDE5MztqOzE3NzcwOzEyMDA7MTAzODsxMzg0

It's worse than SMB!

[Methais]

I don't recall ever hearing about it, but apparently there's a Double Dragon (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106761/) movie with Scott Wolf and Mark Dacascos as the brothers and Robert Patrick as the bad guy, also Alyssa Milano and Andy Dick.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A46duXCNM08

Also, from the description: This movie is so nice, they had to make a game out of it.

Spare yourself before you're scarred for life.

[Taernath]

I don't recall ever hearing about it, but apparently there's a Double Dragon (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106761/) movie with Scott Wolf and Mark Dacascos as the brothers and Robert Patrick as the bad guy, also Alyssa Milano and Andy Dick.


It's up there with Super Mario Bros, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, and anything Uwe Boll shits out.

[RichardCranium]

I liked Alyssa Milano's ass in it as a kid.

[Methais]

I liked Alyssa Milano's ass in it as a kid.

I like her ass as an adult.

[Velfi]

Spare yourself before you're scarred for life.

I watched ~20 mins or so of it on that YT vid, I thought it was pretty funny so far (so bad it's funny).

https://i.imgur.com/NPToIKS.gif

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/eA27pCm.png

[Tisket]

Seriously, not sure how many years I haven't logged on in, but your women need bigger titties...

Everybody's a critic.

I'm going to make one with massive tatas just for SHM.

[Velfi]

https://i.imgur.com/wpX8EQs.jpg

[Parkbandit]

https://imagecdn.clips4sale.com/accounts99/76699/clip_images/generated_10545541.gif

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Everybody's a critic.

I'm going to make one with massive tatas just for SHM.
http://www.downvids.net/video/bestimages/img-boy-faints-while-attempting-longest-yeah-boy-ever-178.jpg

[Methais]

Suppa Hobbit Mage

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hlysht.gif

[Jhynnifer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX21fA9wUnE

This made me laugh, and laugh and laugh... "In the role of a lifetime..."

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX21fA9wUnE

This made me laugh, and laugh and laugh... "In the role of a lifetime..."


https://youtu.be/BxYtoaR_T6s

[drauz]

and anything Uwe Boll shits out.

I was surprised but Rampage wasn't actually bad, of course they started churning out shitty sequels though.

[Velfi]

https://i.imgur.com/2ir8yLP.jpg

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35347284_10155801911919779_6815723485088710656_n.j pg?_nc_cat=1&oh=5a981a66a2368d02fda8eb8af92c40fb&oe=5BBA6692

[Velfi]

New Between Two Ferns.


https://youtu.be/Qp25FOn37nA

[Taernath]

I love Between Two Ferns. I hope Seinfeld gets Galifianakis on Comedians in Cars.

[drauz]

https://imgur.com/gallery/nnIhgUr

Perfect 5/7 trolling here.

[RichardCranium]

https://imgur.com/gallery/nnIhgUr

Perfect 5/7 trolling here.

I want to be friends with them.

[Gelston]

I want to be friends with them.

I know right?

[Velfi]

https://i.imgur.com/RVZAPR9.gif

https://i.imgur.com/RVZAPR9.gifv

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/uxeDFtz.jpg

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/uxeDFtz.jpg

https://i.gifer.com/3fRt.gif
https://i.imgur.com/bN6lXxn.jpg

I couldn't find the full version but it's glorious.

[Velfi]

Thought this was funny but had Methais in mind for it: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8rq512/dog_tries_to_wake_up_sleeping_pig/

[Methais]

:lol:

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35885789_352653128474155_7341472815498919936_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=0&oh=05e34224e897da280516660f6b44721e&oe=5BBCD432

[RichardCranium]

I wish that were real.

[Gelston]

I wish that were real.

It isn't wrong though.

[RichardCranium]

It isn't wrong though.

Exactly why I wish it were real, because it's spot on and funny af.

[drauz]

https://media.giphy.com/media/xVvCR9MikmVj6yGWK9/giphy.gif

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/56DimdP.png

[drauz]

https://media.giphy.com/media/1oHpAIAiXcuuTpPpJG/giphy.gif

[Methais]

https://media.giphy.com/media/1oHpAIAiXcuuTpPpJG/giphy.gif

Remi Gaillard’s videos rule.

[Amerek]

This David Attenborough meme

https://pics.astrologymemes.com/the-absolute-state-of-you-sitting-there-on-your-fat-34307120.png

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/36236434_2070160076636250_4046983293147545600_n.jp g?_nc_cat=0&oh=02c65e666b99c0f0e7bd6bcde3e61c37&oe=5BA81121

[Taernath]

I love Between Two Ferns. I hope Seinfeld gets Galifianakis on Comedians in Cars.

fukken nailed it

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/r67l63l.jpg

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/bVjlC70.gif

http://i.imgur.com/bVjlC70.gifv

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/36823104_2045131728883428_7970351118209253376_n.pn g?_nc_cat=0&oh=9e390c8e12762cb05b2d4a36dc6c3b5f&oe=5BD32F3E

[Astray]

Sometimes it's all up to how you interpret it.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSJeUcKVQAAIrki.jpg

[Gelston]

https://www.facebook.com/helphelensmash/videos/1202566096572096/

It is so, so horrible.

[Methais]

https://www.facebook.com/helphelensmash/videos/1202566096572096/

It is so, so horrible.

CAN'T YOU READ IT SAID TO SHARE IT AND SAY NOTHING

Reported to pk's lawyer IP subpoenaing department.

[Gelston]

CAN'T YOU READ IT SAID TO SHARE IT AND SAY NOTHING

Reported to pk's lawyer IP subpoenaing department.

Did you watch it though?

[Methais]

Did you watch it though?


https://www.facebook.com/helphelensmash/videos/1202566096572096/

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/36961099_894433447409242_2706622470781140992_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=0&oh=ff4bbc179946f54f43e25f3bc3d6e057&oe=5BCFC028

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/Yf8lejX.jpg

[drauz]

https://media.giphy.com/media/9xnDh5vret4UGcXQ40/giphy.gif

[Methais]

I forgot about this until just now


https://www.facebook.com/iLVPets/videos/184294505627260/?hc_ref=ARSFTRBj0qfg7ZuAIs2nCRTmdOaf49s9HWg6OCp0rl ACcck2HcqmqBnfNF31NcHF9b4&fref=gs&dti=1524580187631214&hc_location=group

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/dvx1zrl.png

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/DFsbcZ3.jpg

[Gelston]

It officially hit 108 in Shreveport, Louisiana today, breaking a 136 year old record.

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37588647_1809992295720705_2960726114835628032_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&oh=96489ae8321308fcf9d176e8a98b967c&oe=5BCA11F5

[Velfi]

Thanos and the Infinity Chancla.

https://i.imgur.com/KomVY5d.jpg

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/YZjq6NH.jpg

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/YZjq6NH.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_r06TGDxYo

[MotleyCrew]

https://i.imgur.com/YZjq6NH.jpg

:lol:

[Velfi]

https://i.imgur.com/8aiVYXk.gif

[Methais]

https://youtu.be/Y_FOS1GvZOY

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37849236_2282540565094268_8729350497443512320_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&oh=c666fd2eddde0c31922dc4a06fbe555b&oe=5BCF92B6

[Tgo01]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/37849236_2282540565094268_8729350497443512320_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&oh=c666fd2eddde0c31922dc4a06fbe555b&oe=5BCF92B6

That's ignorant. Black sharks can't swim.

[Gelston]

That's ignorant. Black sharks can't swim.

Great white sharks are now referred to as Average Caucasian sharks so as to be more PC.

[Methais]

Only his underside is white. The photo clearly shows the cops only seeing his dark half and are showing no signs of aggression or hostility. #AllSharksMatter

[Gelston]

Only his underside is white. The photo clearly shows the cops only seeing his dark half and are showing no signs of aggression or hostility. #AllSharksMatter

No, that is because it has a sun tan.

They actually do get tanned, but that is part of his camo scheme. He hunts from below, so looking down he'd blend in. He doesn't care if you see him from below because they don't hunt downwards.

[Methais]

No, that is because it has a sun tan.

They actually do get tanned, but that is part of his camo scheme. He hunts from below, so looking down he'd blend in. He doesn't care if you see him from below because they don't hunt downwards.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/I-dont-believe-you.gif

[Gelston]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/I-dont-believe-you.gif

It is the last day of shark week, bitch. Come at me.

[Wrathbringer]

It is the last day of shart week, bitch. Come at me.

Fixed.

[Methais]

Fixed.

Incorrect.

Every week is shart week. There is no end to shart week. It's the shart that keeps sharting all year.

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/lnfhXgE.jpg

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/QTOgk1G.jpg

[Methais]

Is she getting a full nelson? :lol:

[subzero]

Is she getting a full nelson? :lol:

I bet she's getting a full nelson alright. Probably a screenshot from a porn shoot.

[Gelston]

I bet she's getting a full nelson alright. Probably a screenshot from a porn shoot.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/210/119/9b3.png

[Gelston]

Dude in Canada changed his sex to female for cheaper car insurance.

[Methais]

Dude in Canada changed his sex to female for cheaper car insurance.

What a racist.

[Methais]

https://www.facebook.com/pharaohbeatz/videos/2148565925389733/

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyvMxSqfPhU

If only women supported each other as much as guys support this kid. :lol:

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[Wrathbringer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaOSCASqLsE

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/39535778_1793985357305886_5547409978903494656_n.jp g?_nc_cat=0&oh=2d16478f402333abb6e35a2931b404aa&oe=5BFCBBFD

[Gelston]

https://www.facebook.com/matt.byrne.52012/videos/707094096310369/

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/usaJa08.jpg

[Methais]

Zero fucks given or master escape artist?

https://i.imgur.com/bexkoGV.jpg

[Tgo01]

Zero fucks given or master escape artist?

https://i.imgur.com/bexkoGV.jpg

Well he is black.

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/ilDihK8.png

[Methais]

Couple Trying To Conceive For 4 Years Were Mistakenly Having Anal Sex (https://www.unilad.co.uk/relationships/couple-trying-to-conceive-for-4-years-were-mistakenly-having-anal-sex/)

[Amerek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da4nH9Er3Ss

[Astray]

I put a hole in my wall trying to kill a moth. I shouldn't have thrown my shoe. Also I missed.

[Taernath]

I put a hole in my wall trying to kill a moth. I shouldn't have thrown my shoe. Also I missed.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/594/116/e50.gif

[Methais]

I put a hole in my wall trying to kill a moth. I shouldn't have thrown my shoe. Also I missed.

Badass shoe, Nolan Ryan shoe pitching, or weak wall?

[Gelston]

Badass shoe, Nolan Ryan shoe pitching, or weak wall?

He wears stiletto heels.

[Astray]

Badass shoe, Nolan Ryan shoe pitching, or weak wall?

Steel toed boot, big moth so I did an above the shoulder throw and the wall wasn't prepared for my shit.

[MotleyCrew]

He wears stiletto heels.

:lol:

[Androidpk]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/the-drive-staging/message-editor%2F1536327268842-giphy.gif

[Methais]

https://s3.amazonaws.com/the-drive-staging/message-editor%2F1536327268842-giphy.gif

https://i.imgur.com/pQqFiHD.gif

[Methais]

Cheerleader beats bully's ass while still holding her phone :lol:

https://twitter.com/sierrasprague/status/1038326223888297984

[Astray]

Methais, that's clearly a hate crime.

Reported.


https://s3.amazonaws.com/the-drive-staging/message-editor%2F1536327268842-giphy.gif

He doesn't inhale and the funniest part is that he later states that he believes pot to have a negative impact on productivity so he doesn't smoke.

[Methais]

Methais, that's clearly a hate crime.

Reported.



He doesn't inhale and the funniest part is that he later states that he believes pot to have a negative impact on productivity so he doesn't smoke.

Didn't he learn anything from Bill Clinton?

[Gelston]

https://www.facebook.com/RevNews/videos/430761594114270/

Russian police arrested over 1000.

[Astray]

Pension reform protesters.

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/41667443_918068868385837_7265530234563198976_n.jpg ?_nc_cat=0&oh=27cf08186ea868b1fd07586288af4beb&oe=5C32875A

[Methais]

https://www.facebook.com/RevNews/videos/430761594114270/

Russian police arrested over 1000.

I'd love to see Antifa in Russia.

[Astray]

I'd love to see Antifa in Russia.

They get their ass kicked in Texas, what makes you think they can handle the general psychosis of Mother Russia?

[Methais]

They get their ass kicked in Texas, what makes you think they can handle the general psychosis of Mother Russia?

I don't. That's why I want to see Antifa in Russia.

[Astray]

I don't. That's why I want to see Antifa in Russia.

Convinced. Time to leak some info to PK so he lets Antifa know you live in Russia.

[Methais]

Convinced. Time to leak some info to PK so he lets Antifa know you live in Russia.

447 Stalin Blvd
Moscow, Russia 83843

I'm a bread line teacher at some high school.

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/f9f3zZT.jpg

[Methais]

Browns Fans Held 'Kicking Tryouts' In The Middle Of Bourbon St. After Loss (VIDEO) (https://bayou957.radio.com/blogs/kat/browns-fans-held-kicking-tryouts-middle-bourbon-st-after-loss-video)

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/IQsQ5A0.jpg

Crotch fruit :lol:

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/Go9W18h.gif

https://i.imgur.com/me81bfc.jpg

[Astray]

They tried to use their wrists to catch her instead of the crook of the elbow. They also spaced it like assholes. Is this what happens when soyboys get into the frat?

[Tgo01]

They also spaced it like assholes.

They had a space almost the size of a short woman between their arms. Can't imagine what went wrong.

[Methais]

They had a space almost the size of a short woman between their arms. Can't imagine what went wrong.

Maybe the lesson was, "This is what your asshole becomes if you're gay, you'll be shitting yourself all day every day!"

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G4Y8JtT1j0

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42193772_2272118126179903_7828874968493457408_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&oh=da5db9e5d81f9ce762d73b4d59b81204&oe=5C19C811

[Fortybox]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42193772_2272118126179903_7828874968493457408_n.jp g?_nc_cat=1&oh=da5db9e5d81f9ce762d73b4d59b81204&oe=5C19C811

Two gender study degrees at least gets you to Olive Garden.

[Astray]

I'm torn between laughing and straight up face palming. I used to live in Kingman and it's an unbridled shit hole.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHJlZyFxp88

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=85&v=8qEAlMNNILQ

[Astray]

Holy shit.

[Methais]

I'm torn between laughing and straight up face palming. I used to live in Kingman and it's an unbridled shit hole.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHJlZyFxp88

I thought this was real at first. :lol:

[Androidpk]

What an up and down week for the F35.. First time being used in a combat operation and first time crashing.

[Wrathbringer]

What an up and down week for the F35.. First time being used in a combat operation and first time crashing.

subpoena subpoena

[Astray]

Did it make it to combat and did the pilot survive?

[Gelston]

Did it make it to combat and did the pilot survive?

The pilot is fine. This was in South Carolina.

The F35 was first used in combat a few months ago by the Israelis.

[Androidpk]

Did it make it to combat and did the pilot survive?

Two different incidents. Pilot of the crash ejected and is fine.

[Astray]

Ah, see. I thought it took off and fought, then upon return something went haywire. At least the dudes alright.

[Gelston]

Ah, see. I thought it took off and fought, then upon return something went haywire. At least the dudes alright.

No. completely different plane.

[Astray]

No. completely different plane.

Yeah, I saw your earlier post.

[Gelston]

Yeah, I saw your earlier post.

There was a Marine Corps one that hit targets yesterday too. It was, also, a completely different plane attached to the USS Essex.

[Astray]

There was a Marine Corps one that hit targets yesterday too. It was, also, a completely different plane attached to the USS Essex.

I hate your face.

[Gelston]

I hate your face.

I don't care gay boi.

[Astray]

I don't care gay boi.

You told me it wasn't gay in a three way.

[Wrathbringer]

Gelston only eats shit on thanksgiving.

[Gelston]

Gelston only eats shit on thanksgiving.

incorrect. I eat many things on thanksgiving.


You told me it wasn't gay in a three way.

You have me confused with your two gay lovers, wrathbringer and methais.

[Astray]

You have me confused with your two gay lovers, wrathbringer and methais.

Pfft, nobody said anything about love, you gay.

[Wrathbringer]

[QUOTE=Gelston;2057213]incorrect. I eat many things on thanksgiving.QUOTE]

No, you explicitly stated that you only eat shit for thanksgiving.

[Methais]

incorrect. I eat many things on thanksgiving.



You have me confused with your two gay lovers, wrathbringer and methais.

Hey you pudding pounders leave me out of your three way gay way.

[Astray]

Hey you pudding pounders leave me out of your three way gay way.

You weren't saying that with Gelston's dick in your mouth. Because you couldn't. You had cock in your mouth.

[Methais]

You weren't saying that with Gelston's dick in your mouth. Because you couldn't. You had cock in your mouth.

https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Fixed_4a874d_1955967.jpg

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXRj7RSgoN4

[Gelston]

https://www.facebook.com/uniladsound/videos/254673432043069/

[Methais]

https://www.facebook.com/uniladsound/videos/254673432043069/

Will Smith approves of this.


https://youtu.be/wQjDSlVyGiU

[drauz]

https://i.imgur.com/ktQZoAm.png

[Taernath]

savage

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPkz_ippXfw

Gets good around the 1 minute mark.

[Astray]

When you pursue your passions too far.

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPkz_ippXfw

Gets good around the 1 minute mark.

This is amazing. He needs to get with this guy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7E

[Astray]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZDcx8ERqac

[Gelston]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42656882_1848120991891585_1843379841521418240_n.jp g?_nc_cat=111&oh=25f2cd44fc322e733466b5939e1f2556&oe=5C5679A9

I think there might be a few steps between 2 and 1 there

[Methais]

https://scontent.fmem1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42656882_1848120991891585_1843379841521418240_n.jp g?_nc_cat=111&oh=25f2cd44fc322e733466b5939e1f2556&oe=5C5679A9

I think there might be a few steps between 2 and 1 there

https://i.imgur.com/NwuYSmc.jpg

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8vFDueDrSw

https://i.imgur.com/0v2hGkA.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/0v2hGkA.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/0v2hGkA.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/0v2hGkA.gif

[Gelston]

I want to do this to housekeeping one day.

[Methais]

I want to do this to housekeeping one day.

Do it today. Right now.

[Wrathbringer]

Do it today. Right now.

I think it's retarded.

[Methais]

I think it's retarded.

Do it today. Right now.

[Velfi]

Stumbled across /r/SharedBPM (https://www.reddit.com/r/SharedBPM) on Reddit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUWq_aBiE_s

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47w1di8_IE

[Methais]

https://scontent.fbtr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/43405793_10156433167097535_453386415737143296_n.jp g?_nc_cat=100&oh=0046f4504f921ecf334f1e32015ff345&oe=5C55E140

[Methais]

Life hack: If you can't get people to stop fighting, hit one of them in the butthole


https://www.facebook.com/halone35/videos/325887471308135/

It's only stupid if it doesn't work.

[Astray]

That guy grabbed sack and squeezed.

[Methais]

Damn it got removed. Good thing I made a jif

https://i.imgur.com/042RXkf.jif
https://i.imgur.com/042RXkf.gif (https://imgur.com/gallery/ktQubel)

[Astray]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFl9Aefdvtg

[RichardCranium]

Damn it got removed. Good thing I made a jif...

I'll kill you.