Thread for Things That Made You Laugh Today

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/dtqRk8l.jpg

[Fallen]

http://www.trbimg.com/img-53a9b1b2/turbine/la-et-mg-queen-elizabeth-game-of-thrones-set-belfast-20140624-pictures/750/750x422

[iJin]

Yesterday at work some small little asian man, who's been hitting on me the entire week, came up to me and called me "sexy lips" right in front of my operations manager. Granted, I was mortified and my boss just laughed, then went to tell all the other managers. That little asian man was fired. lol.

Then my coworkers put a label on my laptop that says "sexy lips" and I think that is now my new nickname. ;( It was pretty hilarious though.

[Astray]

Yesterday at work some small little asian man, who's been hitting on me the entire week, came up to me and called me "sexy lips" right in front of my operations manager. Granted, I was mortified and my boss just laughed, then went to tell all the other managers. That little asian man was fired. lol.

Then my coworkers put a label on my laptop that says "sexy lips" and I think that is now my new nickname. ;( It was pretty hilarious though.

Those lips sink ships.

[Tgo01]

Yesterday at work some small little asian man, who's been hitting on me the entire week, came up to me and called me "sexy lips" right in front of my operations manager. Granted, I was mortified and my boss just laughed, then went to tell all the other managers. That little asian man was fired. lol.

Then my coworkers put a label on my laptop that says "sexy lips" and I think that is now my new nickname. ;( It was pretty hilarious though.

He got fired for that? Back in my day you used to be able to give your female coworkers a slap on the ass for doing a job well done.

[subzero]

He got fired for that? Back in my day you used to be able to give your female coworkers a slap on the ass for doing a job well done.

He needed to have one of those little "Do you like me?" notes with checkboxes for "Yes" and "No" signed and documented before being able to 'sexually harass' someone these days.

[Tgo01]

He needed to have one of those little "Do you like me?" notes with checkboxes for "Yes" and "No" signed and documented before being able to 'sexually harass' someone these days.

Well shit, I better invest in those notes.

[Astray]

He needed to have one of those little "Do you rike me?" notes with checkboxes for "Yes" and "No" signed and documented before being able to 'sexually harass' someone these days.

Fixed for you.

[iJin]

He got fired for that? Back in my day you used to be able to give your female coworkers a slap on the ass for doing a job well done.


Well he's been doing it all week, and the fact he did it in front of my operations manager, like seriously? Lol.

[Tgo01]

Well he's been doing it all week, and the fact he did it in front of my operations manager, like seriously? Lol.

Naww I understand. Kind of surprised the guy had the balls to say it in front of a manager.

[Taernath]

had the balls to say it in front of a manager.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eckoYQqdk28

[Fallen]

Fucking Taernath had me watching these all night.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g708PmJAbuI

[Ltlprprincess]

I got to watch my son run like an anime character to the bus this morning.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/Xy123Km.png

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/2apokG5.gif

[subzero]

I don't think this can be linked as a video here, but it's a little message from Snoop to XBox One, and Microsoft, and whoever the fuck.


https://scontent-mia1-1.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t50.2886-16/12567608_756976814408428_1570621617_n.mp4

[Allereli]

Mom: Actually, I would like to go to Trader Joe's. I've heard so much about it and I've never been.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/ToVypN8.gif

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js

[Allereli]

https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/FaIPPXPh9LjTlkDpkuVV4A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztmaT1maWxsO2g9NTQwO2lsPXBsYW 5lO3B5b2ZmPTA7cT03NTt3PTk2MA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/gma/us.abcnews.gma.com/HT_worried_cat_jef_160128_16x9_992.jpg

https://gma.yahoo.com/cross-eyed-cat-looks-worried-time-actually-super-223750050--abc-news-topstories.html

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/XCi7Ihb.jpg

[Fallen]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaIOscnXEAAy-cI.jpg

Behold! The new Hamas war machine.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/pKncIxX.png

[Astray]

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12642880_1147609048596356_6585078567638471884_n.pn g?oh=010296f9fd1145c9c7441d49ee8846c9&oe=576BA2DB

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/ayvn3u9.png

[Sylvan Dreams]

Not my screen shot, but it really made me laugh in a morbid kind of way.

7761

[Latrinsorm]

It gets even more unsettling if you look at the time stamps.

[Silvean]

Beyond Scared Straight


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3QcfZhYBzo

[Taernath]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/That+face_bcc00a_4737796.jpg

[Silvean]

This is the classic:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFGKEiC94HA

Speaking of classics, this is why I shouldn't pay for Gemstone events: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/online_gaming

[Gompers]

http://i.imgur.com/LJ99yCn.gif

[drauz]

I think she actually means it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFCrJleggrI

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JWuFGMq3ZA

[drauz]

Lol, so she did think it was true! that makes this so much better.

[Fallen]

A Florida man accused of throwing a live alligator through a drive-through window has been arrested, authorities say.


Joshua James, of Jupiter, Fla., faces three charges, according to Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office records: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon; a charge related to the illegal killing, capture or possession of an alligator; and petty theft.


James, 24, is accused of throwing a 3 1/2-foot alligator through a Wendy’s drive-through window in October, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report cited by NBC affiliate WPTV (http://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/loxahatchee-acreage/man-accused-of-tossing-gator-into-wendys-drive-thru-window). He was taken into custody and booked into the Palm Beach County Detention Center on Monday.



http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/ktrk/images/cms/automation/vod/1193101_630x354.jpg

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/feO08Fo.jpg

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/r5G1C2S.gif

[Fallen]

lol.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/a47TRHU.png

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/QUvVKjA.gif

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/vrDOO7s.jpg

[Astray]

http://i.imgur.com/LJ99yCn.gif

This one is pure fucking gold.

[Taernath]

Who are Troy "The Trojan" and "Chihuahua" Carlito?

[Astray]

Who are Troy "The Trojan" and "Chihuahua" Carlito?

My first thought for Trojan was condoms but you don't eat those. The Chihuahua is Taco Bell.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an8G3oZYFy4

[Silvean]

http://i.imgur.com/nKdGfRL.png

[Gelston]

My first thought for Trojan was condoms but you don't eat those. The Chihuahua is Taco Bell.

http://silentsketcher.deviantart.com/art/Fast-Food-Mafia-final-131302790

That lists who all of them are. Troy is Sonic and Katie is one of the roller skater girls.

[Taernath]

That lists who all of them are. Troy is Sonic and Katie is one of the roller skater girls.

I'm still not seeing it, and there's a Sonic right by my house. It was founded by a guy named Troy, but that's got to be a ridiculously high DC for Knowledge: Burger Joints.

I like this one, particularly Chuck E. Cheese's soulless eyes:
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/42/12/fa/4212fa5a3ae211169c267ca6575f4265.jpg

[Gelston]

So, I just discovered Epic Rap Battles from History a few weeks back. I'm sure many of you have probably seen them. This was my favorite one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXBJIZ1NXFU

I also like the Shaka Zulu v Julius Caesar one a lot, for obviously reasons.

[Fallen]

So, I just discovered Epic Rap Battles from History a few weeks back. I'm sure many of you have probably seen them. This was my favorite one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXBJIZ1NXFU

I also like the Shaka Zulu v Julius Caesar one a lot, for obviously reasons.

Someone posted one a while back and I ended up watching them all. I'm rather partial to Deadpool vs. Boba Fett, though they're all worth a watch.

[Gelston]

Someone posted one a while back and I ended up watching them all. I'm rather partial to Deadpool vs. Boba Fett, though they're all worth a watch.

Yeah, that one was good too. I get a lot of them, but when they get into comic characters and things like that, sometimes they say things a bit too obscure for me to understand.

[Fallen]

Yeah, that one was good too. I get a lot of them, but when they get into comic characters and things like that, sometimes they say things a bit too obscure for me to understand.

I also really liked Romney vs Obama, which was the initial one posted.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/eKOcP8p.jpg

[drauz]

Filming of The Revenant

http://i.imgur.com/PlZPe2g.gif

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/3TTGJst.jpg

[Fallen]

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/361/214/69a.jpg

[Destrier]

popped in, thought I would contact clunks to finish a discussion we were having


You gesture into the air.
Your vision begins to become murky and clouded. You have a sensation of rapidly passing distance. Eventually your sight begins to clear and a vision of Clunk's surroundings fills your mind...

[Warrior Guild, Dark Basement - ]
Flecks of mica glitter within the walls of black granite blocks, though shadows cover most of the area. Only a single, small luminescent toadstool offers illumination in this slightly dank chamber. Faintly visible, a set of stone shelves holds a variety of unmarked vials and bottles, while a large clear glaes tank flashes below. You also see a narrow staircase and a darkly clad attendant.
Also here: a webbed Clunk who is kneeling
Obvious exits: none
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)

>whisper clunk well, I'll try to contact you when you are not tied up
An errant breeze carries your voice to Clunk, "Well, I'll try to contact you when you are not tied up."

[Clunk]

made me laugh too ...

Clunk tried to think back to you, but you were not on either local or global.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kotWv4MCxNI

[Fallen]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12321583_10156582569220006_8393015170564891391_n.j pg?oh=5781d2d745c7b45732f5204eb4a091e3&oe=575BB3B5

[Fallen]

This too.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDhpZlKEeJ8

[Fallen]

http://lolworthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/im-a-vegan-comic.jpg

[Atlanteax]

http://i.imgur.com/jTRFqKQ.jpg

[Velfi]

The F-35 program, a constant source of amusement and/or disbelief.

http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2016/03/f-35-radar-system-has-bug-that-requires-hard-reboot-in-flight/

[leifastagsweed]

Seattle doesn't like Justin Beiber (http://seattle.eater.com/2016/3/11/11207074/justin-bieber-incidents-seattle-bars)

[Gelston]

Seattle doesn't like Justin Beiber (http://seattle.eater.com/2016/3/11/11207074/justin-bieber-incidents-seattle-bars)

I'd refuse him service to any place I owned for that shit.

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/ga4VzeA.png

http://i.imgur.com/IG9iwrV.png

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/bh2zwpo.gif

[Fallen]

http://ci.memecdn.com/464/7072464.jpg

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/Btl4EQ3.jpg

[Gelston]

Video: https://www.facebook.com/Twon9nesnapsOfficial/videos/508480189345242/

Can't imbed it here, like youtube ones, sorry!

This is why women shouldn't be in the infantry.

[Fallen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvla3OleZIE

[Fallen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrdH482qEUc&feature=youtu.be

Only the finest military training for our Iraqi allies!

[Gelston]

I don't miss the Iraqi Army at all.

[Taernath]

Pretty sure those are Afghan border police.

http://i.imgur.com/FHfKpgM.jpg

[Fallen]

I don't miss the Iraqi Army at all.

I was going to say something like, "Damn Gelston, you fucking suck at leading PT!"

[Gelston]

Pretty sure those are Afghan border police.

http://i.imgur.com/FHfKpgM.jpg

Eh, they probably are Afghan, but not necessarily Afghan Police. ANA wear the exact same shit.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/RTJwi82.gif

[subzero]

Pretty sure those are Afghan border police.

http://i.imgur.com/FHfKpgM.jpg

I've never been anywhere remotely near the Middle East, so maybe my perception of the landscape is horribly wrong. The vast majority of it seems to be... sand. Dirt. Brown.

Now, I'm no camouflage expert or anything, but who the hell is outfitting those guys? Wouldn't those bright greens they're rocking not be such a grand idea when there are likely a number of other patterns that have been designed to be more efficient in that environment? Those guys aren't running off to fight in a jungle, are they?

[Gelston]

I've never been anywhere remotely near the Middle East, so maybe my perception of the landscape is horribly wrong. The vast majority of it seems to be... sand. Dirt. Brown.

Now, I'm no camouflage expert or anything, but who the hell is outfitting those guys? Wouldn't those bright greens they're rocking not be such a grand idea when there are likely a number of other patterns that have been designed to be more efficient in that environment? Those guys aren't running off to fight in a jungle, are they?

There is a lot of greenery/shrubbery out there during the rain season, and some places year round.

http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i433/GelstonJ/100_0122.jpg

That is one I took in Helmand province, which is a southern province. It gets greener north. Another point is, green blends in naturally at night better than most other colors.

[Gelston]

Oh yeah, all that is poppy fields and pot fields.

[Methais]

I don't know why this is funny, but it just is.

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/e0dbe45283c16f40293b57480824d98e/203621350/joe-biden-jagerbombs.jpg

[Fallen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rOornOc-rw&feature=youtu.be

[Fallen]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/ae35f6d0f7ab20443ce3e54e8197631d/tumblr_o543o1Kr7i1tquz95o1_1280.jpg

It's fine they took him because now we have Doomsday's body to play with.

[Methais]

I just wish the video clip was longer.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/04/glitchy-escalator-sends-philadelphia-flyers-fans-flying-after-game.html?intcmp=hplnws

[Archigeek]

I just wish the video clip was longer.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/04/glitchy-escalator-sends-philadelphia-flyers-fans-flying-after-game.html?intcmp=hplnws

That happend at Oriole Park a couple of decades ago. A guy I knew and his two kids and wife were all on the escalator, near the top when it reversed direction and sped downwards. One kid was unaccounted for, he'd jumped to the top right as it started to go backwards. Nasty. Unfortunately back in 1994 not everyone was carrying a phone that could shoot video, in fact most people didn't have cell phones yet.

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1994-06-19/news/1994170026_1_escalator-camden-yards-minor-injuries

[Gelston]

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12924624_10153490587516500_8368166526856092186_n.j pg?oh=5d0017abb9f180a4c1fb468baa395614&oe=57807F3C

[Fallen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1DPKHKA2os

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/eTwrpDi.gif

[Astray]

http://www.avclub.com/article/pinky-and-brains-original-voice-actors-return-swea-207611?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_campaign=default

[Taernath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFxu9dOO4zk

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/VMX15YT.gif

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/VMX15YT.gif

This belongs in the gif hall of fame.

EDIT: Jif*

https://media1.giphy.com/media/a9hYFOpApCC5i/200_s.gif

[Gelston]

This belongs in the gif hall of fame.

EDIT: Jif*

https://media1.giphy.com/media/a9hYFOpApCC5i/200_s.gif

Picture*

[Methais]

I work with one of these people.

http://i.imgur.com/SHlsga9.jpg

[Taernath]

http://i.imgur.com/VMX15YT.gif

geography, giant, genuine, geometry

PICTURE DOES NOT COMPUTE

ENGLISH IS A FUCKED UP LANGUAGE

DO WHAT YOU WANT

[Fallen]

Sometimes, you do the ganking, and well...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m-i2f7-p8A&feature=youtu.be

[Taernath]

Dried fingers are pretty lol.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/bDvICND.gif

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/bDvICND.gif

http://www.artisanalpencilsharpening.com/

[Methais]

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/13083362_1713039015437386_890299811097444134_n.jpg ?oh=865cf1bf55f1e651d260e517e82b5f82&oe=57A21DA3

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/mau2icr.png

[Velfi]

Key & Peele eating progressively hotter wings during an interview.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_9v-7rtVDk

[Allereli]

Key & Peele eating progressively hotter wings during an interview.

Keanu looks really funny

[rolfard]

7929

[Taernath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clW2jtv6qFc

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7E

Dat drummer tho...

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOMpxsiUg2Q

[Taernath]

... OR IS IT??

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6g6Emv3Oc0

[drauz]

Helicopter mom is a fucking priceless read. I couldn't stop laughing.

http://imgur.com/gallery/nWSQe

[GS4Pirate]

Helicopter mom is a fucking priceless read. I couldn't stop laughing.

http://imgur.com/gallery/nWSQe

Poor fucking kid. I have to show my military ignorance here, what's a pizza party? I know this can't be a good thing.

[Gelston]

Poor fucking kid. I have to show my military ignorance here, what's a pizza party? I know this can't be a good thing.

It means pizza party. He was being sarcastic.

[GS4Pirate]

It means pizza party. He was being sarcastic.

Well fuck, here I was thinking they would make him chow down a few bloody tampons or something. Did they get rid of code reds or something, I was having visions of happiness.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA

[GS4Pirate]

Not joining the Navy was probably one of the biggest mistakes I ever made. I was all ready to hop on the bus off to boot camp, but then:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

[Gelston]

Well fuck, here I was thinking they would make him chow down a few bloody tampons or something. Did they get rid of code reds or something, I was having visions of happiness.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA

When I was in the Marines, no one ever used the term code red, unless they were parroting that movie.

[Taernath]

Helicopter mom is a fucking priceless read. I couldn't stop laughing.

http://imgur.com/gallery/nWSQe

That Helicopter Mom story they were posting was so full of shit.

[GS4Pirate]

When I was in the Marines, no one ever used the term code red, unless they were parroting that movie.

I wouldn't have any idea. The only things I know about are what my grandpa told me, the japs weren't so cute when they were trying to crash their plane against the Iowa and everyone got hazed the first time they crossed the equator. Bars of soap in a pillow case if I recall the story correctly. Of course these were bad ass motherfuckers that didn't have room for a tampon in their pack.

[Mumblz]

Dad crossed the equator, had to "bath" in a pool of everything they had on board (pretty vague) before having to jump off the deck of the Kearsarge.

[Methais]

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13118994_10153812302512535_8324274762675345442_n.j pg?oh=8aca600417ab36d43655160e8e4db71d&oe=57E78B8A

[drauz]

That Helicopter Mom story they were posting was so full of shit.

I choose to believe the first part was real and the follow ups are fake.

http://i.imgur.com/TnMdYhE.gif

[Gelston]

That Helicopter Mom story they were posting was so full of shit.

Yeah, first time I read it I thought it was BS too. It looks like a phone text message also... How'd she get some random guy's number?

Although, I did have some guys who had moms call our Battalion commander trying to talk to them. 1st Sgt would chew their ass... For some reason when parents try to call their child's unit they find the highest rank they can.

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmXGEplvPuY

[Tisket]

Did Androidpk stop posting because his anonymous rep raging was exposed?

I always suspected him of being a pussy.

[Androidpk]

Did Androidpk stop posting because his anonymous rep raging was exposed?

I always suspected him of being a pussy.

wrong as usual, tisket

[Allereli]

http://www.someecards.com/news/so-that-happened/porta-a-potties-royal-navy-merlin-helicopter/


Thankfully, nobody was using any of the johns as the row of toilets turned into a sky carnival of fecal confetti. The mess goes for hundreds and hundreds of feet, with toilet paper gently drifting over the quaint field into the distance like some excreta-themed Chinese lantern festival.

This writer would be good at GS alterations.

[Tisket]

Not wrong so much as it was wishful thinking.

[Androidpk]

Not wrong so much as it was wishful thinking.

ok

[Tisket]

You are still a pussy.

[Androidpk]

yeah i heard you the first time

[Tisket]

It's OK though. I'm not perfect either. Apparently I poison dogs.

[Wrathbringer]

It's OK though. I'm not perfect either. Apparently I poison dogs.

See? I knew you had redeeming qualities in there somewhere.

[Androidpk]

you also think jimmy is a ginger

[GS4Pirate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14&list=RD23KBhL9KQEw&index=3

[Gelston]

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT1XGIadofmaWDlza0/giphy.gif

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://youtu.be/yvHYWD29ZNY

So glad I googled the song from the Old Navy commercial, this video is hilarious

[Velfi]

http://youtu.be/yvHYWD29ZNY

So glad I googled the song from the Old Navy commercial, this video is hilarious

You think I got $4.50 up in quarters on me? Well I fucking don't.

That shit was great.

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/OExfWGh.gif

[Fallen]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/7318ad7407bc759a39122b53ef380562/tumblr_o78tpgCL3N1tquz95o1_1280.png

[Velfi]

Making donuts with Matty Matheson.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3BUyrseDl4

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8

http://i.imgur.com/vbHq0Cj.jpg

[Androidpk]

You have been temporarily banned from participating in /r/politics (https://www.reddit.com/r/politics). This ban will last for 1 days. You can still view and subscribe to /r/politics (https://www.reddit.com/r/politics), but you won't be able to post or comment.
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:lol2:

[Allereli]

joined the AARP today

[Gelston]

joined the AARP today

You're 50? Hm.

[Allereli]

You're 50? Hm.

People as young as 13 can join.

[Gelston]

People as young as 13 can join.

Huh?

"Anyone 50 or over can get all the great benefits of membership in AARP for
only $16 a year. And membership includes your spouse or partner, free!
Joining online is fast and secure. You become a member right away and receive
your membership number online."

https://join.aarp.org/

Different tier of membership I'm guessing?

[Gelston]

Oh, n/m, another website is saying there is an associate membership with no benefits and is more of a show of support, paying 12.50 a month.

[Allereli]

Different tier of membership I'm guessing?

Go to the application and look at the birth years available.

[Gelston]

Go to the application and look at the birth years available.

Yes. Under 50 is an associate membership for 12.50 a month. You are basically just supporting their lobby at that bracket.

[Allereli]

Yes. Under 50 is an associate membership for 12.50 a month. You are basically just supporting their lobby at that bracket.

I joined for work research. It was $16, I can access all the discount websites.

[Gelston]

I joined for work research. It was $16, I can access all the discount websites.

You dirty shill, the AARP is going to kill you with a hit squad of geriatrics soon.

[Allereli]

You dirty shill, the AARP is going to kill you with a hit squad of geriatrics soon.

I know, all my elderly neighbors are going to be waiting for me when I get home.

[Nathala Crane]

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13240086_1163105380390383_1489322461133976099_n.jp g?oh=2d2f816f20a30535be0576f8ecc2bef6&oe=57D3F3F6

[drauz]

I know, all my elderly neighbors are going to be waiting for me when I get home.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGfn6bfFP_g

[Velfi]

Bryan Cranston's Super Sweet 60


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot_V7Q8a6yc

[Methais]

Hahaha @ Gustav-O's

[Gelston]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ

They'd never play this song nowadays. Racist? Sure. We actually hated our enemies back then and when this song was created we actually had a fear that we were going to be seeing these guys in California soon enough.

[GS4Pirate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ

They'd never play this song nowadays. Racist? Sure. We actually hated our enemies back then and when this song was created we actually had a fear that we were going to be seeing these guys in California soon enough.

That's fucking awesome.

[GS4Pirate]

The concern was legitimate from both the Japanese and the Germans.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdt8g57FQ38

[GS4Pirate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbBmfHF1mWc

[Methais]

Those weren't funny!

REPORTED

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Spoiler warning for Game of Thrones but fucking lol @ this.

http://m.imgur.com/a/eNr9W

[Androidpk]

What sort of sound do tits make when they clang in the wind?

[drauz]

Tits don't clang.

[Taernath]

They sound like bags of sand.

[Hips]

Spoiler warning for Game of Thrones but fucking lol @ this.

http://m.imgur.com/a/eNr9W

http://i.imgur.com/IbFPEsd.jpg <-- best one

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://i.imgur.com/IbFPEsd.jpg <-- best one

http://imgur.com/eHSnk8d

My personal favorite

[Viekn]

http://imgur.com/eHSnk8d

My personal favorite

Lol, that was a good one.

[Androidpk]

:lol:

https://gfycat.com/HospitableWavyEkaltadeta

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/pRml7ih.jpg

[Fallen]

My life is better for having seen the above post.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak2na2xZZ1I

[Androidpk]

I don't know if I should be laughing or not.

[Velfi]

http://i.imgur.com/S8nMdta.gif

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5zSEJMNYhE

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/S8nMdta.gif

:(

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAnAx32mfGk

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/JJLYN.jpeg

[Gelston]

Haha, even has the Dead Kennedy's logo.

[Gelston]

My dogs have a toybox full of toys and stuff. I took one out and squeaked it and threw it... One of my dogs ran and grabbed it, then walked back to the toybox and dropped it in. I guess she wanted none of that shit right now.

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vUIPjIu2pM

[Fallen]

I know what i'm having for lunch today.

Meth-Filled Burritos Confiscated by Authorities at Mexican Border

https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/u_qX2AL3G8b_gmB6CC-_2mpU494=/157x0:1343x890/1200x900/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/49693051/Screen_Shot_2016-05-25_at_1.19.25_PM.0.0.png

http://www.eater.com/2016/5/25/11771188/meth-burritos-mexican-border-drug-smuggling

[Methais]

Looks like it's time for some common sense burrito control laws.

[Androidpk]

Looks like it's time for some common sense burrito control laws.

If we outlaw burritos only criminals will have them!

[Nathala Crane]

http://www.blogcdn.com/slideshows/images/slides/348/564/0/S3485640/slug/l/matilda-1.jpg

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/acSxrYb.jpg

[Wrathbringer]

Is that IW?

[Methais]

Yes.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGipOggNbyw

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/swrUfec.gif

[subzero]

http://i.imgur.com/swrUfec.gif

Awesome.

[Androidpk]

http://thoughtsatthreeam.blogspot.ca/2016/05/an-open-letter-to-brian-fallon-national.html?m=1


So, Bri...How exactly does it feel to have a Gnome, masquerading as a journalist, slap his dick across your face 40 or 50 times, before sticking it your ear?

:lol2:

[Gelston]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAp_luluo0

I have to go with Tolkien on this one.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM

[Warriorbird]

Guy Fieri - Hurt

Fieri Road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adzli2Q-Fho

[Androidpk]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkYjLqnUoAAd198.jpg


Savage!

[Allereli]

https://vid.me/q9oi

[Velfi]

https://vid.me/q9oi

http://i.imgur.com/OvKDNV8.gif

[drauz]

Thats a lot of meat!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP2BwOMw71Q

http://i.imgur.com/IO1QU8E.gif

[Viekn]

I'm sorry, but I found this to be extremely funny...

Eldrenefox licks his roasted sausage.
>
Speaking softly to Galliah, Daenalan asks, "Something wrong?"
>
Galliah says, "Apparently it's very right for you both."
>
Eldrenefox put a spicy roasted sausage in his black leather pants.
>
Galliah grins.
>
Eldrenefox rubs something in some silk-lined black leather pants.
>
Eldrenefox rubs something in some silk-lined black leather pants.

[Gelston]

Oh god, ancient joke, Viekn. People used to keep Moomph Pickles and two acorns in their pocketed pants too. Sometimes mining chits for the nastier folks.

Decaying limbs sometimes too, if your pants were big enough. The rotting smell was always good for laughs.

[Viekn]

Oh god, ancient joke, Viekn. People used to keep Moomph Pickles and two acorns in their pocketed pants too. Sometimes mining chits for the nastier folks.

Decaying limbs sometimes too, if your pants were big enough. The rotting smell was always good for laughs.

Sorry, was a new one to me!

[Taernath]

Oh god, ancient joke, Viekn. People used to keep Moomph Pickles and two acorns in their pocketed pants too. Sometimes mining chits for the nastier folks.

Decaying limbs sometimes too, if your pants were big enough. The rotting smell was always good for laughs.

thick/gnarled/bent rods > everything else

[Gelston]

thick/gnarled/bent rods > everything else

Decaying limbs were tops dude, sorry.

[Velfi]

Tuned in to a live Vainglory (3v3 MOBA) tournament on Twitch just in time to see them pan to one of the teams on stage during a pause, their tablets on the desk in front of them. Tablet MOBAs are a tournament thing? What?

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/FOe3yTh.png

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/roIu62S.jpg

[Androidpk]

Hillary Clinton: Those Under FBI Investigation Should Be Presumed Guilty

[Velfi]

Coral!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFu_26DrLE4

[Allereli]

The show is quickly becoming like Let's Make A Deal, but it's still funny


http://youtu.be/dkNmY_Zt5A0

[Fallen]

http://i.imgur.com/si3VSmu.png

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

[Methais]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

Which one is Jeril?

[Velfi]

Which one is Jeril?

Nick Mundy.

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/xWkpLmG.jpg

[Methais]

http://i.imgur.com/xWkpLmG.jpg

What game is that?

[Gelston]

What game is that?

Super Mario Brothers on NES.

[Taernath]

>no kenyan dogtag

[Androidpk]

>no kenyan dogtag

the chinese dogtag seems more appropriate

[Androidpk]

battlefield 4

[Methais]

Super Mario Brothers on NES.

Did they specifically tell you that they identify as brothers and not sisters you fucking bigoted transphobe?

[Gelston]

Did they specifically tell you that they identify as brothers and not sisters you fucking bigoted transphobe?

Fuck you flamer.

[Methais]

Fuck you flamer.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/102Acq7aMrMmac/200_s.gif

[Gelston]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/102Acq7aMrMmac/200_s.gif

http://f.tqn.com/y/humor/1/S/4/N/-/-/horse-funny-face-reddit.jpg

[Gelston]

Battlefield 4 is only $5 right now from EA.

[Androidpk]

Battlefield 4 is only $5 right now from EA.

Nice story.

[Methais]

Steam Game Offers $35 DLC That's Just A Certificate

http://steamed.kotaku.com/steam-game-offers-35-dlc-thats-just-a-certificate-1782364701?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

:lol:

[Androidpk]

For all our resident cat ladies

http://www.apollopeak.com/

[Velfi]

A robot escaped from a lab in Russia for a second time.

http://www.livescience.com/55164-russian-robot-escapes-lab-again.html

[Androidpk]

A robot escaped from a lab in Russia for a second time.

http://www.livescience.com/55164-russian-robot-escapes-lab-again.html



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjeptaI2T8E

[Taernath]

A robot escaped from a lab in Russia for a second time.

http://www.livescience.com/55164-russian-robot-escapes-lab-again.html

"We just accidentally left a gate open and it took off on its own, honest."

Then again, it is Russia.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IRZD-CEEV8

[subzero]

Then again, it is Russia.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slu4MgS-Rzg

[subzero]

stupid video limit...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV3yvOkooYA

[Androidpk]

https://i.sli.mg/qdPR0t.jpg

[Methais]

http://www.dorkly.com/post/40984/if-george-lucas-had-planned-out-star-wars

[Androidpk]

http://i.imgur.com/o3ZMCXI.png

[Allereli]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAVKp_T8hH8

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/ayms9iS.jpg

[Taernath]

I've seen more by that guy and I'm pretty sure there's no deeper meaning, he just likes to draw women getting fucked by corporate symbols.

[drauz]

I've seen more by that guy and I'm pretty sure there's no deeper meaning, he just likes to draw women getting fucked by corporate symbols.

Oh. Well then. Still made me laugh.

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BamNOgumm6Q

[drauz]

http://i.imgur.com/SexHIHp.gif

[Amerek]

Pretend that Methais wins Gemstone IV, becomes emperor of Elanthia, and his minions decide to keep him alive as a lich.

10,000 years into the future, this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_2nM1GEllg

[Wesley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocGiulPm3IU

[peam]

http://i.imgur.com/2IJp49g.gif

[Velfi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihCciBFdbkw

[drauz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQTn1QxCZ2s

[MotleyCrew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg

[Taernath]

h͈e͜ ̣̲̯̥͘w̭̻͙i̟͉̙̟̭͎̕ͅll̼̭͓̥̝̗̥ ҉͈̪s͕i̪̣̗͈͙͖͚ng̮̙̱͚̮ t͏͉͉̪̺͢h̶͍̳̰̙̥͞e͟҉̲̗̼̟͈̤ ̶̟̠͎s̛͍̺͔̝̙̮o̹̻͍̭͠n̛̛̙̭̝͇̼̱̳͓͓͢g̹͔͎̟̪̀̕̕ ͜͏̠͈t̘̤̬̥̣̙͢ḩ̴̫̤̤͉̖ą̼͔́̕t̢̢̩͈̭̳̞̹̤͘ ẁ̡̛̻̳͕̗̗̹͎̭̻̣̝̝̙̰͔͡i̷̢͟҉̜̻̩͔͚͇͉͔̠͘ļ̧͇̲̪̥̞̳̺͖̣͉̀͜ ̙̝̩̼̻̮̬l̶̯͔̦̝̩͙̲͙͙̹͕̻͔͓̬͉͞ ̶̨҉̹͙͍̘͈͓̟͔̹͔̹̬͉̲̩e̵̮̬̲̝͈͇̠̖̯̺͘͜͟n̷͇͎͕̠̠̰̖͖͖̺͇̦̱͎͢ ̪d̤̤́̕ͅ ̹̰̟͈̦̖͙̗̺̯̺͟͠͠͡t̡͉͈̲͓̭̯̪͇͖̺͍̪͖̲̹͢͞h̸̸̕͏͙͙͖̘̟̗̰̝̝̯ͅ ̩̲̲̻̜̞̙̦e͏҉̡̟̠͇̼͈̳͇̯̯͖̘͎͎̘̕͡ ̶̸̷̛̯̗̩͕̘̦͙̯̜͈̞̘͎̪̟͢ͅͅé̡̺̝̗̦͙̹̙̹͇͔̜͓̼̞̦a̴̧̘̘̮͉̕͡͡ ̞͇͚̼͇̻̤̘̩ͅͅr͡͏̳̼̗̮͎̖̩͍̳̥̜̟̫̟̘̀͜ͅͅṭ̡̰̗̖̠̟̝̪͇̣͍͖͙̞ͅ h̥͇̲̩͍͙̤͍͕̻̻̼̫̙̬̬̲̀̕͟͡


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http://downloadmorewam.com/

[Gelston]

Clinton's email thread has more pages than this one.