Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[Tisket]

Opening up a fresh can of Pringles and, instead of perfectly stacked potato chip goodness you get a perfectly CRUMBLED PILE OF POTATOCHIP PIECES.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/pringlesman.jpg

[Kuyuk]

http://sekatsim.com/paul/images/cats1/pringles.jpg

Just because reposting is fun. And if I had known what this thread was about first, I wouldnt have posted it in the other one.

[Killer Kitten]

Opening up a fresh can of Pringles and, instead of perfectly stacked potato chip goodness you get a perfectly CRUMBLED PILE OF POTATOCHIP PIECES.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/pringlesman.jpg

My nephew will take half an hour or more in the supermarket carefully tipping the pringles cans to make sure he gets the one with the least amount of broken chips.

Lemme see, what made me frown today... Nothing yet, but the day is young.

[Cephalopod]

The 'A' row of the vending machine not working. And there's nothing good left on any other row.

[LMingrone]

Have to get blood drawn today. :(

[AnticorRifling]

Knowing I'm going to have to work this weekend to prep for a two day onsite client training session.

[Archigeek]

Checkbook stolen, along with a pack of gum. Bastards.

[AnticorRifling]

What kind of gum?! How can you leave these details out?!!!!!

[Tisket]

Well, he can at least narrow the list of suspects to exclude any denture wearers.

[Archigeek]

Was one of those flat packs and about 2/3rds full; Orbit I think.

[Drevihyin]

Leaving home for a 16 hour work day.

[LMingrone]

"Checkbook stolen, along with a pack of gum. Bastards."

Some thieves are so incompetent. I guess that's why they're out stealing.

My shop got broken into. We had a ton of very expensive computers/electronics, and two printers worth $35k-$50k. There was also an unlocked cash drawer in plain site. Also a ton of easy to carry, expensive power tools. Somehow these idiots find a laptop that's worth nothing, buried in the back room. That's all they took. Morons.

I had my car broken into. I had a ton of CDs/DVDs, my wallet (credit cards, atms), an old cell phone that doesn't even work and had a broken screen, and a couple rolls of quarters for laundry. It was all gone (except for the quarters) when I got to my car. These fools threw out all the good stuff out the next house over in the bushes. They took the broken phone and a 50 Cent CD. /facepalm

[Some Rogue]

They took the broken phone and a 50 Cent CD.

So they did you a favor?

[LMingrone]

Pretty much. I had a lot better stuff in my trunk if they had just hit the pop trunk button. I was in the final phase of moving. My trunk had my coin collection and a safe with jewelry. Hey at least they can listen to Up in Da Club, that shit is annoying.

[ElvenFury]

Just ripped my big fucking toenail off. AWESOME!!! AWESOME!!!!!

[Latrinsorm]

I was going to make a thread like this, but I don't know a good verb for :(.

Getting rejected by grad school.

[Stanley Burrell]

The bottom of my feet and what it feels like to walk on them because I'm too stupid to see a podiatrist.

[Kuyuk]

Just ripped my big fucking toenail off. AWESOME!!! AWESOME!!!!!

Truffles make this unfortunate event better. True story.

[LMingrone]

Opiate infused truffles?!? I'll take a gross.

[Kuyuk]

I hear truffles help epic grossness.

[4a6c1]

Caught a woman stealing baby clothes and had to hand her over to HPD in front of her 6 year old daughter. I was pretty much a stick figure for the rest of the night. :(

[Tisket]

Caught a woman stealing baby clothes and had to hand her over to HPD in front of her 6 year old daughter. I was pretty much a stick figure for the rest of the night. :(

I once saw someone steal some kids shoes that were on a sale rack near the entrance of a store. Maybe I should have alerted someone, but I didn't. I wasn't an employee for the store but I'm guessing you work in some capacity for the store that owned the baby clothes? Or were you just being a good samaritan.

[4a6c1]

Twice a month I moonlight as an LP for a security staffing thing. But basically this is how I know I would be miserable as a cop. Anything to do with kids or animals turns me into an emo sideshow.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

When I worked in retail we'd get women who would enlist their children in helping them shoplift. That was seriously crappy to deal with :(

[Sean]

Being stuck in the hospital yet another day

[4a6c1]

When I worked in retail we'd get women who would enlist their children in helping them shoplift. That was seriously crappy to deal with :(

I thank the God of Guns that I finally finished armed officer cert. so I dont have to do the retail thing anymore. Unfortunately I couldnt afford to quit before December. WHICH MEANS I DID RETAIL DURING CHRISTMAS. Hopefully that was the last time I will have to have that sort of job again. Blech.

Retail is no joke. It's like being on the set of Jerry Springer every day. Some people are just so emotional about... well everything. Paraphrase typical retail day: "Please hither fast thine merchant of substandard knockoff designer clothing. Please hither to re-inventory thine store so that I might attain thine advertised Glorious Puce Sweater of Glory and cloth mineself in the jealousy of mine fellow generic, suburbia, fembot peers."

[Stretch]

Paid a little over $4,000 in taxes.

I cry.

[Androidpk]

This horribly sunny weather

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I thank the God of Guns that I finally finished armed officer cert. so I dont have to do the retail thing anymore. Unfortunately I couldnt afford to quit before December. WHICH MEANS I DID RETAIL DURING CHRISTMAS. Hopefully that was the last time I will have to have that sort of job again. Blech.

Retail is no joke. It's like being on the set of Jerry Springer every day. Some people are just so emotional about... well everything. Paraphrase typical retail day: "Please hither fast thine merchant of substandard knockoff designer clothing. Please hither to re-inventory thine store so that I might attain thine advertised Glorious Puce Sweater of Glory and cloth mineself in the jealousy of mine fellow generic, suburbia, fembot peers."

I worked at a Yankee Candle over Christmas a few years back. It was hell on earth. HOLIDAY THEME SCENTED CANDLES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Also, if you're working as the cashier at a store the size of a large closet, clearly that means you are in control of which scents are retired and which are brought back. I think I heard, "WHY DID YOU STOP PRODUCING (insert some type of candle here)?!! I LOVED THAT ONE" no less than 150 times.

Anyway, retail taught me the valuable lesson of hating everyone.

[AnticorRifling]

I thank the God of Guns that I finally finished armed officer cert. so I dont have to do the retail thing anymore. Unfortunately I couldnt afford to quit before December. WHICH MEANS I DID RETAIL DURING CHRISTMAS. Hopefully that was the last time I will have to have that sort of job again. Blech.

Retail is no joke. It's like being on the set of Jerry Springer every day. Some people are just so emotional about... well everything. Paraphrase typical retail day: "Please hither fast thine merchant of substandard knockoff designer clothing. Please hither to re-inventory thine store so that I might attain thine advertised Glorious Puce Sweater of Glory and cloth mineself in the jealousy of mine fellow generic, suburbia, fembot peers."

That's why I still do it though it's freakin fun. I love arresting idiots but more and more I'm having more thrills with the larger organized retail crime and internal theft.

[Ker_Thwap]

I hate scented candles and perfumes in general. My head would have exploded.

Anyone who bitches at any cashier doesn't understand life.

[AnticorRifling]

You ever have a morning where you're so physically and mentally drained you can't focus on work? Yeah I'm there and it's making me frown because I actually have shit I want to get done.

[Buckwheet]

You ever have a morning where you're so physically and mentally drained you can't focus on work? Yeah I'm there and it's making me frown because I actually have shit I want to get done.

Ditto. Today begins the blitz which is known as hiring. For the next four days straight I have panel interview and recap where we have to make a determination this Friday on who is getting the offers.

No amount of caffeine this morning has made me snap too.

[AnticorRifling]

Ditto. Today begins the blitz which is known as hiring. For the next four days straight I have panel interview and recap where we have to make a determination this Friday on who is getting the offers.

No amount of caffeine this morning has made me snap too.

Friday before I left I was able to fix an issue with a client's barcode scanners where they weren't reading certain barcodes even though they had the proper symbology loaded. This morning I'm supposed to document the steps, retest on a clean scanner, and boom done. But no I'm sitting here looking at the thing and haven't even turned it on yet....

[AnticorRifling]

Forgot my freakin headphones so I can't listen to pandora radio on my phone. Damnit.

[Tisket]

I can't get the sound to work on certain stations on one of our TVs. Works fine on all our other TV's just not the one in the bedroom. I don't know what would cause the sound to disappear on some stations but not all stations. I've tried disconnecting and reconnecting all the wires but doesn't make a difference.

I suspect it's some silly, easily fixed thing and therefore it will turn out that this post should have gone in the "something stupid you've done" thread but right now it's just causing me to frown.

[Allereli]

thinking about being single again

[AnticorRifling]

That should make you smile.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

That should make you smile.

^^^^

[Kuyuk]

Lawyer sent me all the paperwork for the divorce, printed them out and had to clear cut behind the condo for enough paper.

Poor trees. That made me frown.

20% of gross income goes to child support.

[ElvenFury]

20% of gross income goes to child support.

You're getting out cheap.

[Kuyuk]

You're getting out cheap.

I'm sure it'll go up once I earn more than unemployment.

[4a6c1]

Damn. So glad I didnt do the child support thing. Sounds complicated. I hate complicated. :-/

[Stanley Burrell]

Damn. So glad I didnt do the child support thing. Sounds complicated. I hate complicated. :-/

It's not that complicated. You just direct your personal midget to the nearest fridgerator to retrieve you a beer and support it by not beating it within an inch of its life if it brings you back if it brings you back the proper ethanol beverage. And if it returns with applejuice, or gets sidetracked by ADHD: Claw hammer. Easy peasy, right Reawing?

[Kuyuk]

Damn. So glad I didnt do the child support thing. Sounds complicated. I hate complicated. :-/

Georgia has this long complicated worksheet you need to fill out for both parties and then I presume some gay excel sheet spits out a number.

I'd like to see the differences between parents that make similar amounts, and vastly different amounts to see the graph.. but I dont have the program... or ambition.

[4a6c1]

Yuck! All of that sounds very silly indeed. Kuyuk if you could would you switch roles with your wife and raise the kids while she paid you child support?

lol @ Stanley

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm sure it'll go up once I earn more than unemployment.

It goes away if she remarries right? I recall a movie where the guy was trying to get his ex set up with anyone so he could stop paying. Cinema is reality!

[AnticorRifling]

Yuck! All of that sounds very silly indeed. Kuyuk if you could would you switch roles with your wife and raise the kids while she paid you child support?

lol @ Stanley

If you could meaning (in Indiana at least) mom is a complete crack whore who's currently behind bars because that's the only way the dad gets the kids.

[ElvenFury]

It goes away if she remarries right? I recall a movie where the guy was trying to get his ex set up with anyone so he could stop paying. Cinema is reality!

That's alimony, not child support. Child support is until the kid turns 18 or you get custody.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Super huge images on these boards. I hate scrolling left to right to read shit.

I miss my brother, also.

[AnticorRifling]

I would think missing a brother would come before scrolling left to right. :)

[Tisket]

Depends on the image.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

That's alimony, not child support. Child support is until the kid turns 18 or you get custody.

Ah. A good reason to horde your baby batter I suppose.

My sisters ex-husband pays $300 bucks a month for 3 kids, one autistic with special needs. What is truly sad about it is he wants nothing to do with the autistic child, and now that the oldest boy is 18 takes no responsibility for parenting him either.

My sister has it tough, but she's doing better without him, that's for sure.

[Kuyuk]

$300 a month for 3 kids?? Fuck he doesnt pay anything.

I havent finished going through all the paperwork, but I pay until he's either done in college or turns 20, whichever is first.

Of course I would trade places with the woman and have the kid daily. You miss so much of a kids life not seeing them in day-to-day instances.

As I tried to stress to others, I think each parent should go through what the other does, before they decide on visitation/custody. Make the mother go without the kid for [however long the dad does].. How does it affect their life/ their view of not having their kid, etc.

I try to make it as good as it can possibly be... I try and talk to the kid as often as possible, usually every 2-3 days when he's not here. (5 year olds dont always want to talk on the phone). I try and plan shit out for when he's gonna be here.. I have worksheets and maps to color and shit so we can learn about whatever I plan.. (this weekend is photosynthesis and food knowledge).

There's no "good" way to split custody unless you live next door to each other... chances of that happening? None.

As long as I can pay my bills after child support, I'm OK with it. I do think it sucks they go by gross income rather than after tax income.

[Archigeek]

Getting my truck towed by the city while I'm packing up my office after being laid off.

[Ker_Thwap]

$300 a month for 3 kids?? Fuck he doesnt pay anything.

I havent finished going through all the paperwork, but I pay until he's either done in college or turns 20, whichever is first.

Of course I would trade places with the woman and have the kid daily. You miss so much of a kids life not seeing them in day-to-day instances.

As I tried to stress to others, I think each parent should go through what the other does, before they decide on visitation/custody. Make the mother go without the kid for [however long the dad does].. How does it affect their life/ their view of not having their kid, etc.

I try to make it as good as it can possibly be... I try and talk to the kid as often as possible, usually every 2-3 days when he's not here. (5 year olds dont always want to talk on the phone). I try and plan shit out for when he's gonna be here.. I have worksheets and maps to color and shit so we can learn about whatever I plan.. (this weekend is photosynthesis and food knowledge).

There's no "good" way to split custody unless you live next door to each other... chances of that happening? None.

As long as I can pay my bills after child support, I'm OK with it. I do think it sucks they go by gross income rather than after tax income.

Courts hate men. I gave up the house with equity (to anchor her in place,) assumed the joint debts and paid from $700 to $800 a month in child support for 14 years. I'm currently paying $400 a month for the next year til my youngest princess turns 18.

We also have a provision where we can't move more than 30 minutes from each other, which is very limiting in small town America. However, it's all been worth it to raise my kids.

[Cephalopod]

Getting my truck towed by the city while I'm packing up my office after being laid off.

Man, that sucks. I was going to post my sewage story last night, but this tops it.

[Kuyuk]

Locked myself out of my condo when I went to take pictures of a dent in my car.

Stuck outside for ~90 minutes. Oops.

[AnticorRifling]

Getting my truck towed by the city while I'm packing up my office after being laid off.

That's brutal but I laughed, I'm sorry.

[Asha]

A particularly difficult poop.

[Cephalopod]

A particularly difficult poop.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/26/128905014749267548.jpg

[Archigeek]

That's brutal but I laughed, I'm sorry.

It's OK, it's good to be able to laugh at crappy stuff.

My checkbook got stolen the week before too by the way, so that makes three bad things, and they're supposed to come in threes so I'm good for a while! And fortunately, they were unsuccessful in their check writing attempts.

[AnticorRifling]

It's OK, it's good to be able to laugh at crappy stuff.

My checkbook got stolen the week before too by the way, so that makes three bad things, and they're supposed to come in threes so I'm good for a while! And fortunately, they were unsuccessful in their check writing attempts.

Yeah they always seem to come in threes. So hopefully you're good for a minute.

Now go to a local news source and explain how the city towed your shit while you were packing your things from being laid off and how this current administration is adding insult to injury/salt in wounds blah blah blah and score some free stuff.

[Endaar]

Wow, you guys all have some pretty unfortunate stories. No wonder you post on here ad infinitum even though you a lot of you don't play the game anymore -- I would too.

Hugs and pats on the back where appropriate!

[AnticorRifling]

.... even though you a lot of you don't play the game anymore -- I would too.

I R ENGRISH GOODLY PLEASE!

[Tisket]

No wonder you post on here ad infinitum even though you a lot of you don't play the game anymore

Yet another person who has some wild idea that it takes some outrageous effort to post on a message board. Only morons would find it time-consuming.

[AnticorRifling]

See I wasn't going to address his attempt at a slam.

[Ker_Thwap]

Wow, you guys all have some pretty unfortunate stories. No wonder you post on here ad infinitum even though you a lot of you don't play the game anymore -- I would too.

Hugs and pats on the back where appropriate!

My diatribes are part of my plan to save the world. Didn't you read Ender's Game? What's wrong with you?

[thefarmer]

Sinus infection :(

[AnticorRifling]

My diatribes are part of my plan to save the world. Didn't you read Ender's Game? What's wrong with you?

Best book ever.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I have been in two car accidents in 5 days in two different cars (both mine).

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Men.

[DCSL]

My upstairs neighbors. I will not be able to stop the seething rage I feel for them inside until I finally move away this summer. They make me hate nice days and good weather.

[Ker_Thwap]

My upstairs neighbors. I will not be able to stop the seething rage I feel for them inside until I finally move away this summer. They make me hate nice days and good weather.

Spray them with a hose through the window until they quiet down. They'll never know it was you.

[Cephalopod]

Spray them with a hose through the window until they quiet down. They'll never know it was you.

This works for Nikki's 'things that made you frown', too.

[Endaar]

Wow, so much hate for my attempt at brightening some people's days...?

Believe it or not, some people in this world AREN'T inherently dryly sarcastic and actually DO mean for what they write to be taken literally.

Have a nice day, everyone -- REALLY. If I'm gonna be sarcastic I promise you will *KNOW* it.

[Cephalopod]

Wow, so much hate for my attempt at brightening some people's days...?

If you consider that 'so much hate', you should probably just log off now...

[AnticorRifling]

If you consider that 'so much hate', you should probably just log off now... I was thinking the same thing.

[Tisket]

He/she/it is probably talking about his/her/it's rep comments. I hope anyway. Have to be pretty thin-skinned to get upset over the comments in the thread itself.

edit: have to be thin-skinned to let rep comments upset you as well. So just disregard this post as being one that just states the very obvious.

[iJin]

People.

[Androidpk]

Ethics midterm @8am tomorrow.

[Asha]

Two potential wet dreams in two nights consecutively, where I've said no, I have a girlfriend.

Not happy at all. Also I told my GF about this, this morning and she was more pissed off than happy.
I wanted to hit her.
Frowned instead.

[4a6c1]

.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Woke up and can barely speak and my throat is ridiculously sore :(

Should be a joy to fly today.

[Asha]

You've got boobs from outer space so you do not belong in this thread with your 'complaints'.
Leave complaining to the big guys who would give anything to have a snack on your upper half.
Jesus.
x btw

[Asha]

Oh and I'm Vegan now allegedly.
Vegan.

[Celephais]

Oh and I'm Vegan now allegedly.
Vegan.
That's harsh, at least you can still eat veal.
http://dontevenreply.tumblr.com/post/295735080/vegan-housemate

[Asha]

Dude my house'mate' is cooking bacon and cheese.
I don't need your shit.
For the first time in history I think I'm having a non saturated fat + flavour related heart attack.

[AnticorRifling]

Dude my house'mate' is cooking bacon and cheese.
I don't need your shit.
For the first time in history I think I'm having a non saturated fat + flavour related heart attack.

Give in to the bacon. Vegan is just code for wussie.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You've got boobs from outer space so you do not belong in this thread with your 'complaints'.
Leave complaining to the big guys who would give anything to have a snack on your upper half.
Jesus.
x btw

Eff you. Big boobs does not negate being sick.

PS: For every animal you don't eat, I'm eating three.

[Asha]

That does it I was a vegan for my GF for one second and now I'm going to kick the shit out of my housemate and eat her sandwich.

Sounds like there are two reasons I should never tell my GF about this from reading that..

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

That does it I was a vegan for my GF for one second and now I'm going to kick the shit out of my housemate and eat her sandwich.

Sounds like there are two reasons I should never tell my GF about this from reading that..

Wtf is with this sort of thing on the PC lately?

Your girlfriend got with you when you were an omnivore. Why the hell would you change who you are and your lifestyle for somebody else?

[AnticorRifling]

Wtf is with this sort of thing on the PC lately?

Your girlfriend got with you when you were an omnivore. Why the hell would you change who you are and your lifestyle for somebody else?

Because she has 2 boobs and 3 holes. Guys will do the dumbest shit for those 5 things.

[Asha]

To make her feel I give a fuck about her stupid shit.
Man, I love her but I'm eating a pig before I go around to her house.
You guys are no help.

[ElvenFury]

No electricity this morning and torrential downpours.

[Asha]

Because she has 2 boobs and 3 holes. Guys will do the dumbest shit for those 5 things.

Cheers.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Maybe I'm totally off here, but if your girl wanted a guy who was all 'ra ra animal rights!" and vegan, shouldn't she have, I dunno, decided to date a guy who was vegan in the first place? You can support her in what she does without doing it yourself and having to jump through hoops for the pussy.

[Celephais]

There has to be a balance between being able to be yourself and being able to change. You shouldn't change for someone, but you should be able to change yourself if you want to, and if someone you care about does something different I think it's okay to try it out and see if it fits you. Of course that's a bit difficult when one person has religious fervor about something as many vegans do (there are the practical ones occasionally).

[AnticorRifling]

Maybe I'm totally off here, but if your girl wanted a guy who was all 'ra ra animal rights!" and vegan, shouldn't she have, I dunno, decided to date a guy who was vegan in the first place? You can support her in what she does without doing it yourself and having to jump through hoops for the pussy.

She wants to change him so in some twisted fucked up female bleedy way she's helping the environment and mother earth gia earth mother because there's one less meat eater.

[Celephais]

To make her feel I give a fuck about her stupid shit.
Yeah, that! It's not really changing himself, it's just saying he appreciates what is important to her.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

There has to be a balance between being able to be yourself and being able to change. You shouldn't change for someone, but you should be able to change yourself if you want to, and if someone you care about does something different I think it's okay to try it out and see if it fits you. Of course that's a bit difficult when one person has religious fervor about something as many vegans do (there are the practical ones occasionally).

I agree with that, I just don't think you should enter into a relationship with the expectation that the other person is going to change. If they want to/do that's great, but you should be okay with the status quo.

And seriously, you can support your so's beliefs and behaviors without mimicking them.

[AnticorRifling]

Yeah, that! It's not really changing himself, it's just saying he appreciates what is important to her.

I love that we have have to translate man to woman even though we both technically speak the same language.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Yeah, that! It's not really changing himself, it's just saying he appreciates what is important to her.

You mean he pretends he appreciates what is important to her.

I can see the underlying reasoning behind it, I just think it's silly at best.

In any case, I'm glad Drayal came back to the dark (tasty, tasty animals) side.

[AnticorRifling]

You mean he pretends he appreciates what is important to her.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't. And you wonder why guys just give up trying..... :)

[Celephais]

You mean he pretends he appreciates what is important to her.
If he removed meat from a single meal, you can be damn sure he's not pretending, cause that's a sacrifice.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Damned if you do, damned if you don't. And you wonder why guys just give up trying..... :)

Uh, no.

If you have core values/beliefs that are extremely important to you and your partner MUST share those same values and beliefs, then get with someone who has them from the get go and will have them whether you're there or not. Someone who doesn't have to be changed to have them, essentially.

If you have other values/beliefs/hobbies/whatever that are not dealbreakers so you get with somebody who is not like you in those senses, don't get all butthurt if your partner does not share the same beliefs and enthusiasm, etc and don't expect them to change that.

It's okay to be your own separate individuals with differing opinions and hobbies from one another. I'd rather my partner was straight up and sincere with me than feign interest in something they honestly don't care about, and I'll do the same towards them. And yes, it goes both ways, because girls are certainly guilty of doing this (feigning interest) in an effort to make a guy like them more.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

If he removed meat from a single meal, you can be damn sure he's not pretending, cause that's a sacrifice.

This is true.

Well played, sir.

[Celephais]

I wasn't really under the impression she considers it a must from the way he's posted... although it's not out of the realm of possibility that she's been playing along all this time waiting until she's got him whipped enough to force it upon him.

Also that quote from Fry in your sig is awesome, I really can't wait til season 6 starts.

[Cephalopod]

In any case, I'm glad Drayal came back to the dark (tasty, tasty animals) side.

Something tells me he didn't actually go back to the dark side...

[Latrinsorm]

To be fair, she probably saw Drayal and thought "Man! Look how pale that cute bloke is! He must be anemic as tupping liberty! I bet he's vegan."

[Stanley Burrell]

I spent the last two hours turning the house upside-down trying to find my goddamn whetstone and it is nowhere that I have looked.

[Androidpk]

I spent the last two hours turning the house upside-down trying to find my goddamn whetstone and it is nowhere that I have looked.

Should have ordered a higher quality katana like this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

[Celephais]

It's TAPE!

[Stanley Burrell]

Should have ordered a higher quality katana like this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

I am lot letting those fucking Canadians become samurais so that they can take over our country.

Bullshit, where is my GODDAMN WHETSTONE?!

[Androidpk]

It's TAPE!

I like when the kid randomly blurts out "GO TO CHINA!"

[4a6c1]

I just...dont want to know what he needs a whetstone for.

[Stanley Burrell]

I just...dont want to know what he needs a whetstone for.

Lies.

[Cephalopod]

To be fair, she probably saw Drayal and thought "Man! Look how pale that cute bloke is! He must be anemic as tupping liberty! I bet he's vegan."

http://imgur.com/ZlGps.jpg

[Celephais]

I love deadpool.

[LMingrone]

What a frowny day. First I wake up to Jess yelling at me for who-knows-what, so I go for a walk on the beach and to play some bball. I decide to go to my mom's place and have to listen to her cry ALL day long :(. So I drive home and decided to walk to the corner bar for one drink.

It's a dive with mostly cool people in their 40s. The bar was full, so I sat by myself :( at the only table that was empty. Out of no where, this Brian Peppers look-alike
http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/images/brian_peppers1.jpg (He actually looked like him, no joke) got in my face and tells me to, "get the fuck out of his table." "DO IT NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!! OR I'LL FUCK YOU UP!!!" I was more WTF than scared. Instead of being a dick,and feeling bad for the dude, I moved my lone self into a seat in the corner. It was one of the oddest experiences of my life.
Now I'm posting my sob story on the PC. :(

Edit: He actually stared at me from across the room, just like in the above picture, until I decided to chug my drink and gtfo.

[Stanley Burrell]

Putting the fucking thing in the thing; 'cause all we have of these things are fucking things with actual lemon-y ass kumquat faggot additives. And every goddamn motherfucking time I try to pour some milk into my thing when one of those dirty-ass citrus things is in it, it curdles like some bent bitch. Fuck me. Fuck.

I mean I kind of frowned, it's not that big of a deal, but.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Things start to get better, then they get worse yet again.

[SHAFT]

how do you get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of your mouth?

[Cephalopod]

how do you get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of your mouth?

Have her shit in your mouth afterwards. You won't be so worried about her spit anymore.

[Tisket]

how do you get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of your mouth?

Don't kiss hookers and/or brush your fucking teeth. Duh.

[SHAFT]

you know what i'm talking about tisket

[Tisket]

I seldom know what you are talking about. You should be used to that by now.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

People. They're weak, stupid, and ultimately an awesome waste of time.

Let's all be robots.

[Kuyuk]

Got a ticket today because my car wasnt registered...

Evidently in Georgia the registration expires on your birthday each year - so even though I registered it in October, it expired in December.

Fucking Georgia.

[Allereli]

I opened up my glasses case and there were no glasses in there. I left them in Baltimore this morning. Now I'm squinting, and frowning

[iJin]

Old people.

[AestheticLife]

Trent Reznor is damn near fourty five, and looks like Professor Snape.

As you seem to have a thing for old people, shouldn't they take that as a compliment?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

NACHOS BEING A PARTY POOPER.

[Liagala]

NACHOS BEING A PARTY POOPER.

This. It makes me sad too.

[Cephalopod]

YOUR GUILT BOUNCES OFF ME LIKE RAINDROPS ON A DUCK.

[AestheticLife]

I actually enjoy it, but that's just me.

O taunting me with his smexy scales made me frown.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36312713/ns/world_news-europe


This not only made me frown but made me rage.

I'd love to find the adoptive 'mother' and kick her in her worthless cunt about a few hundred times.

[Celephais]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36312713/ns/world_news-europe


This not only made me frown but made me rage.

I'd love to find the adoptive 'mother' and kick her in her worthless cunt about a few hundred times.

The boy, Artyom Savelyev, was put on a plane by his adopted grandmother, Nancy Hansen of Shelbyville.
Well there's your problem.
http://images.tvrage.com/screencaps/31/6190/206594.jpg

[SHAFT]

the state of florida won't allow pipe shops to sell any type of pipe unless 75% of their sales come from tobacco. this makes me sad

[Allereli]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36312713/ns/world_news-europe


"He drew a picture of our house burning down and he'll tell anybody that he's going to burn our house down with us in it," she told The Associated Press in a phone interview. "It got to be where you feared for your safety. It was terrible."

http://orphans.wrecked.org/blogphotos/wrecked/orphans//orphanmovie.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The child has an attachment disorder and believes that everyone is going to cause him pain and suffering. His way of keeping control of the situation is to alienate himself- if he hurts them first, they can't hurt him and he's the one in control. It's twisted and fucked up, but anyone who does an iota of research about international adoption is going to run across a shit ton of information about RAD. Most agencies require adoptive parents to have a therapist on stand-by and a plan in place in the very high likelihood that their adopted child has it. Their child was/is not a sociopath- he's fucked up from a fucked up and unhappy early childhood and people who had the power and means to help him chose to instead fuck him up further.

I hope they die in a chemical fire. :mad:

[Celephais]

the state of florida won't allow pipe shops to sell any type of pipe unless 75% of their sales come from tobacco. this makes me sad
What's the big deal, it's not like stoners have to get new pipes every couple times they get high, they can just go into a tobacco shop and buy a pipe.

And lets be honest, most serious stoners are going to be getting bongs or vaporizors or whatever, that they'll likely need to order through a magazine or online, and have only a couple backup pipes.

That'd be like me getting mad if they only sold keg taps at stores that have 75% of their sales as beer, so I couldn't get my tap at the grocery store. I agree it's a pointless law, but nothing to get worried over.

[AnticorRifling]

The child has an attachment disorder and believes that everyone is going to cause him pain and suffering. His way of keeping control of the situation is to alienate himself- if he hurts them first, they can't hurt him and he's the one in control. It's twisted and fucked up, but anyone who does an iota of research about international adoption is going to run across a shit ton of information about RAD. Most agencies require adoptive parents to have a therapist on stand-by and a plan in place in the very high likelihood that their adopted child has it. Their child was/is not a sociopath- he's fucked up from a fucked up and unhappy early childhood and people who had the power and means to help him chose to instead fuck him up further.

I hope they die in a chemical fire. :mad:

You got that from reading an article? And then want people to die in a chemical fire?

Time for your medicine.

[AnticorRifling]

I get off work in 2 minutes....only to be at the next job in an hour. Friday night of fun!!!!!!!!!!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You got that from reading an article? And then want people to die in a chemical fire?

Time for your medicine.

Yes, I have extremely strong feelings for anyone who is okay with returning an adopted child for being 'defective' or for any reason for that matter. Especially when the child's 'defective' behavior is a textbook case issue associated with adopting older children, particularly from orphanages.

[Fallen]

Forced writing of gigantic outlines. What the hell is the benefit of writing my entire paper in bullet-form? This isn't even a fucking english class.

[4a6c1]

Oh! Oh! Outline my ass. How about forced writing of 150 notecards of quotes from at least 20 secondary sources THAT I WILL NEVER USE. I'm so over this shittycuntbubble assignment at this point I'm just sticking my finger in relative books/journals and writing whatever I'm pointing at. And my Research paper is due soon and he actually expects us to take our time to do this to our benefit. Who has that kind of fucking time on their hands, seriously?? I want to kick those people in the balls.

/rant

[Fallen]

Oh! Oh! Outline my ass. How about forced writing of 150 notecards of quotes from at least 20 secondary sources THAT I WILL NEVER USE. I'm so over this shittycuntbubble assignment at this point I'm just sticking my finger in relative books/journals and writing whatever I'm pointing at. And my Research paper is due soon and he actually expects us to take our time to do this to our benefit. Who has that kind of fucking time on their hands, seriously?? I want to kick those people in the balls.

/rant

IT IS AN EXTREMELY PRODUCTIVE AND HELPFUL STUDY AID AND YOU WILL LEARN TO USE IT, AND USE IT WELL, DAMN YOU!

[4a6c1]

This semester has broken my will to live. I'm not kidding. I'm thinking about becoming emo but I only listen to black people music so I'm pretty sure I wont fit in. :(

Ok bye. Going to paint my nails black and feel sorry for myself.

[Enitocin]

I can't even fit my hand in a pringles jar..

[B4Hand]

Chickens flying the brooder..which is in my closet..resulting in all sorts of a mess!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Forced writing of gigantic outlines. What the hell is the benefit of writing my entire paper in bullet-form? This isn't even a fucking english class.

IIRC MS word will do that for you...

[iJin]

I lost my Dr.Pepper shirt.




:(

[Tisket]

Chickens flying the brooder..which is in my closet..resulting in all sorts of a mess!

Uh, you raise chickens in your closet? No offense but that sounds so redneck-y and/or white trash to me, lol. Whatever floats your boat though! I would never let birds share space with my shoes but that's just me.

[Amber]

Frowning 'cause I miss Augie. Festivals just aren't as fun without her stirring things up.

[B4Hand]

Uh, you raise chickens in your closet? No offense but that sounds so redneck-y and/or white trash to me, lol. Whatever floats your boat though! I would never let birds share space with my shoes but that's just me.

They were tiny little chicks, and needed warmth until such time as they got big enough to move outside. It was my closet or out in the open where they would have quickly become "chicken nuggets" for the dogs. Less blood..less kid drama I think.

They are all now outside thank goodness.

[Celephais]

Last night I went into Dunkin Donuts and ordered a Vanilla Chai, the lady working the counter responded "Do you know if she like's KoolWhip on it?".

... Damnit.

[Liagala]

I haven't seen my boyfriend in 2 months, I'm picking him up at the airport at 9:30 tonight, and I have a final at 8:00 tomorrow morning.

[iJin]

Ticketmaster's convenience charge.

IT'S NOT CONVENIENT FOR ME.

[Jorddyn]

Both of my Dad's parents are in the hospital. Grandma is refusing surgery and Grandpa is trying to check himself out because they won't let him smoke.

This is going to be fun...

[iJin]

My blood literally boiling from being so mad, and getting really exhausted because of it.


I'm about to down a shot of whiskey and call it a night.

[Drew]

My blood literally boiling from being so mad, and getting really exhausted because of it.


I'm about to down a shot of whiskey and call it a night.

Literally??

[Farn]

Being puke-sick all day and night and not having any Gatorade or Sprite for some placebo-y healing.

[IorakeWarhammer]

another 10 hour shift today and i can't script because i'm rank 19 of CoL

[iJin]

Literally??

Literally, man.

[4a6c1]

Wait. What?

http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/LiteRally.jpg

[Asha]

The weather.

[4a6c1]

My really really really hot ex boyfriend. Cannot have. :(

[AnticorRifling]

I woke up about an hour late for work. Go go shutting off the alarm.

[4a6c1]

I woke up about an hour late for work. Go go shutting off the alarm.

pwned.

[ElvenFury]

My really really really hot ex boyfriend. Cannot have. :(
Lemme guess, today is the anniversary of the day he died during your experimentation with autoerotic asphixiation?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/141686365_9baaa6dceb.jpg

[Daniel]

Feeling like complete ass after working 19 hour days for the past week and maybe missing the local dinner and dancing.

[Fallen]

Lemme guess, today is the anniversary of the day he died during your experimentation with autoerotic asphixiation?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/141686365_9baaa6dceb.jpg

I love how Anni is in the back cowering, true to form, like a bitch.

[CrystalTears]

That's cowering?

[Fallen]

That's cowering?

I'm sorry the child's pose fails to meet your definition of said verb. Cringing in fear?

[CrystalTears]

Sorry, I don't see cringing. I just see a kid standing straight looking up at the action. :shrug:

[ElvenFury]

You can't see it, because his hands are behind his back, but he's actually force crushing the guy's balls. Cheeky little scamp.

[Fallen]

Sorry, I don't see cringing. I just see a kid standing straight looking up at the action. :shrug:

Yeah, I guess he just needs his head cocked back at a 90 degree angle so that he doesn't miss the show.

[Asha]

Words fail to describe the look, to be fair.
What makes me frown today? Oh yeah, back to the diet. But the garbage I ate from take out last night will continue to make me smile inwards for quite some time.
:)

[AnticorRifling]

Can't see it, photo bucket so I can provide valuable input.

[Asha]

Can't see it, photo bucket so I can provide valuable input.
There you go sweetheart.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/shimmisking/141686365_9baaa6dceb.jpg


http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/shimmisking/141686365_9baaa6dceb.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Thanks princess.

And yeah she's not cowering.

[4a6c1]

Lemme guess, today is the anniversary of the day he died during your experimentation with autoerotic asphixiation?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/141686365_9baaa6dceb.jpg

Worse. Stationed in some stupid marine base in japachina or something. It's very sad. I am currently luck out of fuck.

Also. I hate you.

[AnticorRifling]

Marine, strumpet.

[4a6c1]

Marine, strumpet.

Penis. What?

[Asha]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/465936/2/istockphoto_465936_toasting_crumpets.jpg
?

[CrystalTears]

Thanks princess.

And yeah she's not cowering.
I C WUT U DID THAR!

[AnticorRifling]

Isn't it a little girl in the background?!

[Fallen]

Isn't it a little girl in the background?!

The kid is cowering like a little girl!

i dunno.

[Murkshev]

Okay I make jokes about rabbits feet and such, but this made me frown.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37612880/ns/us_news/

[Latrinsorm]

Someone absconded with my body wash, so today I had to use bar soap. :grr:

[AnticorRifling]

How do you know it was done quickly?!

[Asha]

Ohh grammar fight!!

[Fallen]

Fucking birds never shut up.

[Sean of the Thread]

Fucking birds never shut up.


Fucking birds start up at about 4:15 here ever fucking day and wake me up. Where's the bb gun?

[Kuyuk]

You'll need a bigger gun to off yourself Sean.

And that makes me frown.

[Asha]

Fucking birds never shut up.

Tell me about it. I had to leave the house this morning because my housemate had some of her friends over and they didn't stop babbling and I didnt want to tell them all to shut the fuck up soccer players aren't anything special.

[ElvenFury]

Goddamned brit slang.

[Asha]

I didn't know that was. Heh sorry. Had a pretty intense morning arguing about soccer with a bunch of proper brits and haven't had time to curb the accent.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Fucking birds never shut up.
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/animals.html

[B4Hand]

For the Love! It is raining again..

[Stabbyrogue]

Iorakewarhammer still posts.

[Xeromist]

Received a terribly graphic love-letter from a patient who thinks I'm gay

[Celephais]

Received a terribly graphic love-letter from a patient who thinks I'm gay

And you didn't create a SoTT-esq thread about it?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

God damn glittery purple nail polish is impossible to remove.

[Fallen]

Headaches. Always headaches.

[Ribbons]

Stepped on a thumbtack.

[KValisk]

Realizing I'm becoming a cynic because of my job.

[Stanley Burrell]

Not knowing if I'll get called back to work.

[Celephais]

Not knowing if I'll get called back to work.

... was that authorized permission to leave because you sexually harassed a coworker?

...


...

If so, High five!

[Stry]

Finding out I 'get' to spend my birthday at my father-in-law's house.

WTF why is my b-day on father's day???

[Fallen]

Working until 7-8 likely.

Also, typing with two pairs of gloves.

[Stanley Burrell]

... was that authorized permission to leave because you sexually harassed a coworker?

...


...

If so, High five!

It's the the wrooong motherfucking place to implement Stanley-style, unf-unf, sexual harrassificationings.

.

But I'll say yes anyway; because, honestly, magnets? How do they work?

[Ribbons]

It's around 100 degrees and my air conditioner is on the fritz.

Joy.

[B4Hand]

Dog hair..everywhere. Can a lab be shaved for the summer?

[Fallen]

Dog hair..everywhere. Can a lab be shaved for the summer?

Yes. It can throw off their own brand of heat regulation, but as long as he has access to water and shade he will be just fine.

[B4Hand]

Any ideas for getting a 103lb Rex shaved? I don't think I can just..take him to the groomers.

Also, Bella now has an appointment at the beauty salon for doggies.

[Celephais]

Dog hair..everywhere. Can a lab be shaved for the summer?

You can shave anything. Trust me.

[Fallen]

Any ideas for getting a 103lb Rex shaved? I don't think I can just..take him to the groomers.

Also, Bella now has an appointment at the beauty salon for doggies.


Get him a muzzle. You should have one on hand anyway.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Groomers can typically handle big dogs, and they usually have muzzles on hand. Go for it!

[Sylvan Dreams]

The asshole dog throwing up on the floor. Anyone wanna see?!

[Cephalopod]

The asshole dog throwing up on the floor. Anyone wanna see?!

Post it in the 'Things that made you hungry today' thread.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Hah, if there was such a thread, I would!

[Caiylania]

Ok, it was yesterday but I was to pissed to get on and post. Someone sent me my dad's funeral program (I could not afford to get there).

It was horrible. I was labeled his "honorary" daughter (his gf wrote it) and it included facts about his death (tactless) and ended saying "If there are three words that could sum up his life it would be "Watching Judge Judy.""

I didn't want to start a whole thread so this seemed appropriate. What a total bitch. He did far more with his life than that and what the hell is the honorary about?????

[Sylvan Dreams]

Ok, it was yesterday but I was to pissed to get on and post. Someone sent me my dad's funeral program (I could not afford to get there).

It was horrible. I was labeled his "honorary" daughter (his gf wrote it) and it included facts about his death (tactless) and ended saying "If there are three words that could sum up his life it would be "Watching Judge Judy.""

I didn't want to start a whole thread so this seemed appropriate. What a total bitch. He did far more with his life than that and what the hell is the honorary about?????

Could she have meant honorable?

[Celephais]

Ok, it was yesterday but I was to pissed to get on and post. Someone sent me my dad's funeral program (I could not afford to get there).

It was horrible. I was labeled his "honorary" daughter (his gf wrote it) and it included facts about his death (tactless) and ended saying "If there are three words that could sum up his life it would be "Watching Judge Judy.""

I didn't want to start a whole thread so this seemed appropriate. What a total bitch. He did far more with his life than that and what the hell is the honorary about?????

Ugh.. that sounds awful, I'm sorry to hear that.

[Caiylania]

Could she have meant honorable?

I doubt it. The syntax (I don't remember it word for word, it is now ripped to shreds to be honest, I was pretty upset over it) was pretty clear. I will admit I am not legally his, he did not admit he was with my mother until I was a teenager. But at that time he did admit it, and became part of my life. So while he is not on my birth certificate, he and my mother both said I am his daughter. But I guess she was not ok with that.

[AnticorRifling]

he did not admit he was with my mother

Quoting to use against you when you're in a better mood.

[Caiylania]

:D Trust me, I've heard it all on that one.

[Cephalopod]

Ok, it was yesterday but I was to pissed to get on and post. Someone sent me my dad's funeral program (I could not afford to get there).

It was horrible. I was labeled his "honorary" daughter (his gf wrote it) and it included facts about his death (tactless) and ended saying "If there are three words that could sum up his life it would be "Watching Judge Judy.""

I didn't want to start a whole thread so this seemed appropriate. What a total bitch. He did far more with his life than that and what the hell is the honorary about?????

Sorry for a) your loss and b) being dissed in this manner. Sucks all around.

This girlfriend sounds pretty trashy. Is this in Alabama or something?

[Caiylania]

Las Vegas. I'll make it easy for people and state my mom was a cocktail waitress and my dad was the floor manager of the casino. Yet I have zero talent for gambling. Probably a good thing :)

And thank you.

[Latrinsorm]

Anglicization schemes. :grr:

[Hips]

Spending $186 on stamps JUST for the invitations and response cards. :(

[Ribbons]

I got a ticket in Wal-Mart for parking in the handicapped spot...

I'm fucking Handicapped! D:<!

[Tisket]

I got a ticket in Wal-Mart for parking in the handicapped spot...

I'm fucking Handicapped! D:<!

Doesn't matter if you are a legless, armless torso. If you don't have the sticker/placard/license for handicap parking you are sol.

[Ribbons]

Doesn't matter if you are a legless, armless torso. If you don't have the sticker/placard/license for handicap parking you are sol.

I have a license plate...which expired two days ago. Which in my defense, I hadn't known about till after the ticket.

Still, fuck me, right?

[Tisket]

How does a license plate expire? You mean the year sticker or something?

[Ribbons]

Blech, sorry. The sticker expired. I put the sticker on my license plate so...y'know, license.

[Tisket]

So you should have gotten a ticket for expired tabs, not parking in a handicapped spot. If you have a handicap license that is. Those are permanent. At least they are here. Weird.

/OCD

[Ribbons]

Yeah...it's definitely for parking in a handicapped spot. I'll dispute it after I renew my tabs.

[Delias]

I paid $625 on $55 worth of toll charges.. despite having a valid tolltag account.

I ended up paying a $60 ticket that came in the mail for blowing through a 50 cent toll. In terms of scope I'd much rather be me, but the entire thing is so fucked. Here in IL they doubled the cost of the toll unless you use their electronic toll/tracking device...there are stories of people paying thousands of dollars for not paying what basically amounts to a couple handfuls of change. Bastards.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Smelling a skunk on the way home from a nice bike ride.

[Stanley Burrell]

Lot of internal frowning because someone I work with is not "sir." And I keep going "si--(dude's name.)"

Everyone is sir or miss/ma'am and when people tell me to please not call them that it in the professional setting I'm in it messes with me.

[EasternBrand]

Went ahead and bought an iPod touch a few weeks ago. Never owned an Apple product. Tried to download iOS4 tonight.

BOB WAS RIGHT, OH DEAR GOD BOB WAS RIGHT!!!

[B4Hand]

Having to get off of the phone..and out of bed to get ready for work

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My boss ninja-linking me to pictures from inside a colon.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g13/tanuki-kage/Emoticons/icon_gonk.gif

[ElvenFury]

My boss ninja-linking me to pictures from inside a colon.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g13/tanuki-kage/Emoticons/icon_gonk.gif
You meatspinned him in return, right?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

You meatspinned him in return, right?

And have to listen to that song all day? No way.

[Latrinsorm]

David Wright has more RBI than my entire softball team tonight.

[EasternBrand]

David Wright has more RBI than my entire softball team tonight.

I see what you did there.