Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

[4a6c1]

New job. Old job...All the same. I am such a whore for money. God god god. So tired tired tired.

[Jorddyn]

I awoke to a river running through my yard this morning. Video quality sucks - cell phone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Vov_o2UCo

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[Enitocin]

That's a good reason to frown.

[Kuyuk]

Did you at least go out and play in it?

[Kuyuk]

Cost of a babysitter per hour: $8.50
#of hours babysitter worked while son was here: 91.65 if they do not work friday
Total cost of babysitter for 4 weeks: $ 779ish
Cost of child support for month: $300 (I asked for it to be reduced... it went from 536 to 300 for the month)
Cost of kids school for month: $273, which I cant pay because I have no money
Total cost of 1 child for 1 month: $1352
Value of having your kid with you for 1 month: Priceless. For everything else...well, I'm still trying to figure out how to pay for it.

[Jorddyn]

Did you at least go out and play in it?

No, but it must be a guy thing to ask that.

One of the guys I work with suggested I play on an inflatable alligator raft and call it my moat as it pretty much encompassed two sides of my house.

[B4Hand]

Stormfront + Lich + Psinet..blah


Even with Fallen's excellent help and patience I still have not a single thing working.. I fail!

[Celephais]

Cost of a babysitter per hour: $8.50
#of hours babysitter worked while son was here: 91.65 if they do not work friday
Total cost of babysitter for 4 weeks: $ 779ish
Cost of child support for month: $300 (I asked for it to be reduced... it went from 536 to 300 for the month)
Cost of kids school for month: $273, which I cant pay because I have no money
Total cost of 1 child for 1 month: $1352
Value of having your kid with you for 1 month: Priceless. For everything else...well, I'm still trying to figure out how to pay for it.

http://www.amazon.com/Ames-True-Temper-MASTER-GARDENER/dp/B0036ZQQPE/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1277353998&sr=1-3

Problem solved.

[AnticorRifling]

Having 3 major mods to get through QC before close of business tomorrow....and I really just wanna play wow at work. Damn work gettin in the way of mindless fun time.

[Cephalopod]

Stormfront + Lich + Psinet..blah


Even with Fallen's excellent help and patience I still have not a single thing working.. I fail!

I think we made it clear before... provide something to the community, and the community will provide to you.

[Stanley Burrell]

Editing this post.

[Kuyuk]

http://www.amazon.com/Ames-True-Temper-MASTER-GARDENER/dp/B0036ZQQPE/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1277353998&sr=1-3

Problem solved.

After all that, I dont have the $35 bucks.

[Fallen]

Stormfront + Lich + Psinet..blah


Even with Fallen's excellent help and patience I still have not a single thing working.. I fail!

Yeah, sorry about that. We've tried clearing out the Registry, deleting and Reinstalling SF, SGE, Lich, and PSInet. Still no go.

[Sylvan Dreams]

go2 deleted all of my custom targets!

[B4Hand]

Getting up at 2am to let the dog out..only to have him run up the street..jump the slide gate..making me have to run in the house..get dressed, get the car and chase his big stupid self down.

[Paradii]

Wheel bearings ceased up in the work truck today on the way to town to get said bearings fixed. While loading the truck into the flatbed for tow, the 100 lb propane tank got loose and crashed through the back window. Later, fastglass place then broke the only sheet of glass they had that would fix the newly broken window.

Bummerz

[Androidpk]

Watching gf have back to back seizures.

[B4Hand]

Stormfront + Lich + Psinet..blah


Even with Fallen's excellent help and patience I still have not a single thing working.. I fail!

Somehow I've managed to not be able to run psinet ..nor delete psinet completely..any ideas?

Again..@#$#$@AA! I wish I could at least get PSI net back up, I won't even bother with the lich part I don't think.

[Kuyuk]

hahhahaha, you got maced.

As security, arent you supposed to be doing the macing?

[Kuyuk]

Watching gf have back to back seizures.



super sucks. I always hated watching people have seizures.


on a side note - were you at least in her for one of them? Bet that shit tightens up real nice.

[B4Hand]

Realizing that my legs are covered in small scratches from walking through the bushes to get to the bank of the pond..owies.!~

[Androidpk]

super sucks. I always hated watching people have seizures.


on a side note - were you at least in her for one of them? Bet that shit tightens up real nice.

I was not.

[Ribbons]

I smoked my first cigarette in a year.

[Celephais]

For any reason? Good lord don't say that awesome aneurysm you had in the other thread, I liked you because of that, if you are taking the internet seriously though...

[Kuyuk]

Got mace in the face at work tonight. Motherfucking hoe stole $1600 worth of merchandise.

:fu:

Now, as the security person.. when someone steals that much.. do you get the heat from it, for failing to stop them?

Just wondering.

[Ribbons]

For any reason? Good lord don't say that awesome aneurysm you had in the other thread, I liked you because of that, if you are taking the internet seriously though...

No no no, that's not it. Compounding life issues. Work, my boss, my leg is hurting like a mother fucker. Some wanna-be religious prick wouldn't affect me like that.

[Clove]

I was not.Hence, the frown :(

[CrystalTears]

Night #2 of validating a software release at 9pm. Epic ball sucking.

[AnticorRifling]

Welcome to my world.

[Kuyuk]

Epic ball sucking.


Welcome to my world.


<3 when CT talks dirty.

</3 when AR complains about big balls slapping his chin. :(

[Liagala]

Thanks for the sig quote, Kuyuk.

[iJin]

My fitted bedsheet coming undone during the night, and me having to get up to fix it cause I'm OCD like that.

[CrystalTears]

My fitted bedsheet coming undone during the night, and me having to get up to fix it cause I'm OCD like that.
OMG I hate it when that happens. I get up to fix it too. :(

[B4Hand]

I somehow high centered my daughter's Jimmy, on it's own spare tire, because I'm blonde like that, and forgot I had sat it behind the car..and then I thought I h ad just driven over a board or something..pfft. It ended up ok, however.

[Kuyuk]

You ran over someone's jimmy?

Damn. They must have been black.

[B4Hand]

You ran over someone's jimmy?

Damn. They must have been black.

Nooo..LOL. I ran over the spare time to the vehicle, which I had forgotten was leaning against the back of it..

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Alarm didn't go off, late to work, and I forgot my leftover lamb korma and naan at home. :( :( :(

[Caiylania]

Having an employee come in and complain because for like the 3rd time in 2 years she has had to work 6 days straight due to being short staffed. Not one person has bitched when they have had to do so because of her.

[Cephalopod]

Having an employee come in and complain because for like the 3rd time in 2 years she has had to work 6 days straight due to being short staffed. Not one person has bitched when they have had to do so because of her.

I'm pretty sure I suggested you kill one of your employees a few days ago. Sounds like we have a candidate.

[Caiylania]

I'm pretty sure I suggested you kill one of your employees a few days ago. Sounds like we have a candidate.

I can't even begin to describe the headaches this woman has caused me over the years. Her one saving grace that sadly, is big enough to make the headaches tolerable, is that she is never late, never calls in, and is completely dependable. However, she knows that it gives her an edge because finding a stable employee where I live is next to impossible.

So that then makes her intolerable again. Luckily, she works nights. Unluckily, that is when she calls me.

[Stry]

Mother-in-law:

1- Decided to move because the wife and I did. (following us) ~frown
2- Decided to rent a truck, fill it with her shit and drive up here. ~frown more
3- Decided that she was going to stay on my couch....
4- Decided that this was a good idea all without having a place lined up yet, or a job.
5- Arrives last night and offhandedly mentions that she plans to unload her moving truck full if shit into our apartment???

6- I found out about all of this... 48 hours ago...

Oh, Hell No.


Oh and all of this was funded in part by her ex-husband of 10 years who she still uses for money...

/endrant

[Sam]

is she hot?

[Stry]

is she hot?

No.

But I'm sure she'd move right in if you're offering. Her last/current husband (Her next will be her 5th) is in jail for heroine right now, and I hear she's looking for a new one.

[AnticorRifling]

So she puts out.

SotT get in on this man!

[Delias]

Stry, my advice applies not just to your specific example but to all in-laws... Fuck em. Once I got my wife away from her family she realized how fuck-tarded everything they did was. Best of luck driving off the imposing she-beast.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Unless yours or their parents are freakishly nice and tolerant, I think the 200 mile rule is a good one to follow. You can get to them in a couple of hours but they can't just 'drop by' and have to actually make plans.

[Caiylania]

I really like my in laws but I wonder how long that would last if they lived next door.

[Stry]

I've tried to set the 200 mile rule by moving 2 states away a few times now. Yet she has moved to follow us around twice now, each time mooching off of family members to do it and not paying them back.

I've written her off completely and don't even talk to her if I can help it anymore. The one time I did call her out on her bullshit, she pulled her "I'm so upset I feel like committing suicide" card. Which is the bullshit that has my wife all sorts of emotionally scarred about that kind of stuff from early on in her life when her mom DID attempt suicide. Her whole attitude is 'woe is me' and she uses it to make people feel bad enough to help her. It is manipulation at its finest.

The woman needs to be institutionalized.

I'm fed up, but thanks for reading and offering ideas. I'll try to stop spewing all over this thread for today. ;)

[Ribbons]

My argument with that retard IW is bringing up bad memories. That's what I get for being so damn stubborn. :/

[AnticorRifling]

Damn AC is busted, still trying to figure out what's wrong, leaning towards a high pressure leak in the coil up in the air handler....fuckin hell it's hot in this house.

[B4Hand]

One of my children, no one will admit to being guilty, tore off the top corner (The check number) of a rebate check of $200.00. I'm angry and making them all chip in whatever cash they have to make up for it! Damn kids.

[Caiylania]

One of my children, no one will admit to being guilty, tore off the top corner (The check number) of a rebate check of $200.00. I'm angry and making them all chip in whatever cash they have to make up for it! Damn kids.

Ouch. That one does suck.

I had to work today and my best friend is mad at my husband. We were all supposed to hang out for the 4th but even the rain isn't cooling them off.

[pabstblueribbon]

I know I've been an insufferable overbearing prick lately. Work stress, which is why I've stepped away to gather myself. That being said, I apologize to anyone I lashed out at.

So I'm sitting here, bored, waiting on 10 different moves at the rail yard. I found out yesterday morning that my co-worker died in a freak accident. Uber frown.

We'll miss you Drew. Meg, we are all praying that you make it through.

http://alnotes.com/coroner-identifies-fatality-in-hoover-balcony-collapse/

[peam]

4-hour Education class taught by an insufferable aging hippie who thinks that everyone going in to the teaching profession is going to change the world.

If I hear her talk about the 'energy' in the room one more god damn time, I'm going to burn down her house.

[AnticorRifling]

Co-worker 8months pregnant, she lost the baby this weekend... not sure how don't have details but holy shit that sucks.

[sst]

Co-worker 8months pregnant, she lost the baby this weekend... not sure how don't have details but holy shit that sucks.

That's horrible. I've got about three weeks until mine comes... I don't know what I would do if that happened...

[AnticorRifling]

That's horrible. I've got about three weeks until mine comes... I don't know what I would do if that happened...

I called home and talked to my boys...I'd be lying if I said my eyes were dry.

[B4Hand]

Stupid Friday night, sitting at home..no kids..no hubby! Pfft..I very much dislike all the quiet.

[4a6c1]

Stupid Friday night, sitting at home..no kids..no hubby! Pfft..I very much dislike all the quiet.

CRAZY WOMAN.

[Hips]

My future father-in-law, ugh.

[Kuyuk]

He grab your ass?

[Sam]

He grab your ass?

Haha I got married in the Philippines and we all stayed at my Father in law's house. My dad (who's dead now, praise be unto him, lol) got trashed and came to the house one night and laid down in bed next to my wife's Maid of Honor and grabbed her ass..

Thanks for the sentimental memories Kuyuk!

[Kuyuk]

No problem!

[Jorddyn]

First day back at work after vacation.

Employees are really freaking annoying.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Finding out that my favorite husky had to be put down.

[Anebriated]

Things that made me smile: GF got offered a promotion wheres shes one of three people leading a new clients campaign.

Things that made me frown: They want her to move and I dont know if I can go with. Shitty day.

[iJin]

It's 4:30 am and I have work at 11:30. Don't know if I stay up..or go to sleep...Hm.

[AnticorRifling]

Lotus Notes.....

[Stry]

My future father-in-law, ugh.

I feel your pain!


Lotus Notes.....

I feel your pain too... the designer of this retarded program should be shot.

However my frown of the day is the co-worker I supervise, who is so obnoxious and so loud, that I literally have to hold the phone a good 16 inches away from my head so that my ears do not start bleeding.

Please... quit... please...

[Delias]

I went for a run today for the first time in like...years, only to discover that my shoes have a loose piece on the sole and were making an obnoxious sound. Oh, and my feet hurt.

[thefarmer]

I went for a run today for the first time in like...years, only to discover that my shoes have a loose piece on the sole and were making an obnoxious sound. Oh, and my feet hurt.

Liar. You know that sound was your arm flaps and not your shoes!

[Delias]

Liar. You know that sound was your arm flaps and not your shoes!

With all the humiliating things I have admitted about myself on here or in game, why would I balk at that? =]

[Jorddyn]

Both of my Dad's parents are in the hospital. Grandma is refusing surgery and Grandpa is trying to check himself out because they won't let him smoke.


As of today, they're both in the care of hospice.

I'm a freaking 34 year old child who just wants my grandma :(

[B4Hand]

The aggressive behavior of my favorite dog. He bit..didn't break skin, though did scratch a nose and made it bleed, my neighbors 19 year old daughter when she walked in to give me some papers. This is the second time he's bit someone..first time was the person's fault, he was walking towards me waving his hands. I really don't know what to do..bleck.

[Kuyuk]

Put him down.

[4a6c1]

He isnt biting because he is mean he is biting because he thinks he is the alpha of the house. So dont let him on the furniture, dont talk to him like he is a baby, do not condone any aggressive behavior from him whatsoever. This is your fault because you allow him to expresse his aggressive behavior in the first place. Be the boss of your own house....BE YOUR OWN PACK LEADER. Take charge or the behavior will get worse.

/Cesar Millan

[B4Hand]

He isnt biting because he is mean he is biting because he thinks he is the alpha of the house. So dont let him on the furniture, dont talk to him like he is a baby, do not condone any aggressive behavior from him whatsoever. This is your fault because you allow him to expresse his aggressive behavior in the first place. Be the boss of your own house....BE YOUR OWN PACK LEADER. Take charge or the behavior will get worse.

/Cesar Millan

This is how we treat Rex..every single family member is ahead of him in line, including the 10lb dog and he knows it. This has only happend when people just walk in my house, and I'm home alone. He isn't aggressive with any of his "pack", and trust me from day 1 we've taught him he is low man on the rung of the ladder. He does not act aggresive if hubby or kids are here, however if I am home alone..and someone just walks in ( we have a pretty open door policy with the neighbors) and he was asleep when she came in..I don't know. It isn't like Rex is the ALPHA..the only ALPHA thing he does get to do is at night sleep on my bed, which isn't down stairs. I'm frustrated. Katie (the girl) is fine, says she thinks because she acted scared Rex reacted.. bleck I say.

[Kuyuk]

What if it was a 5 year old kid and not an 18 year old girl that walked in and your dog bit?

[B4Hand]

Obviously this is what I'm thinking about. We don't have any one 5years old who lives near or comes by to visit. I will take him out to the K-9 university. What I've read is this is typical territorial behavior. He DID not break skin, HE did not draw blood.

We got Rex so my home would be safe for US. Our house was broken into twice..Not a problem since we've had the dogs. I do realize I might have to put him down, but he is a member of the family and I'll try to take other steps if I can. Locking the front door, posting signs, putting the dog in his kennel if we have company over.

I won't keep a mean dog, plain and simple.

[peam]

That dog's gonna get your ass sued.

[Delias]

A dog that bites once will bite again, guaran-fuckin-teed. Not breaking the skin is irrelevant... that just means it was a warning. I've had a some experience with overly aggressive dogs... one leaped into the face of my friend, snarling. I kicked it away and its owner told me not to kick their dog... I told them that if that dog ever bites me or so much as nips anyone with me, I will kill it on the spot. I could give a fuck about a dog, as compared to a person. Pets = Less than people.

[4a6c1]

There are no bad dogs just bad owners.

/Cesar Millan

[Androidpk]

Weird relationships.

[Delias]

There are no bad dogs just bad owners.

/Cesar Millan

No dog begins bad, I'll grant that, but dogs can become bad.

[Cephalopod]

No dog begins bad, I'll grant that, but dogs can become bad.

...thanks to the owners.

[AnticorRifling]

No dog begins bad, I'll grant that, but dogs can become bad.

Woosh?

[ElvenFury]

...thanks to the owners.
I think he was opining that the transformation is occasionally irreversible, whereas the Caesar quote implies that an improved owner can always fix the problem.

[Cephalopod]

I think he was opining that the transformation is occasionally irreversible, whereas the Caesar quote implies that an improved owner can always fix the problem.

I'll buy that, and disagree (with Cesar).

[Delias]

That was my point, yes. The best owner in the world can get a troubled dog that cannot become untroubled, no matter how much love and attention the new owner gives it. My cousin once had her lip bit off by a family pet, and once at a poker game a friend was playing with a dog who historically loved playing with him, but he had been drinking and I think the smell set the dog off... case of a previous bad owner who would get drunk and smack the dog around. The smell of beer would set the dog off. He was lucky not to lose an eye. Lots of experience with dogs both good and bad, and once a dog turns and bites once, there is no trusting it ever again. Not to mention, any fear you have after it bites once contributes to it biting again... because they respond to fear and weakness. There are probably exceptions... I always like to leave room for the unknown. I'm just unwilling to take the risk of human lives to figure out if my pet is worth keeping.

[B4Hand]

I've spoken with the Vet, and with the K-9 university here in Oklahoma, Angel (the head dog trainer, is very highly recommended here in Oklahoma). Both state Rex was simply acting in the way his breed would if his territory was invaded. I need to take precautions so people dont just walk in my front door in the middle of the night, scare me and set off Rex. He has a very large dog kennel he will be housed in as well as not only an electric/chain link fence, but tie down for when he is in the back yard. I have also posted a sign outside my drive way , along the fence, and the door. I installed a chain-latch so that should the door not be locked, people still cannot just walk in.

Yes, Rex nipped the neighbor, however he has been trained to be a guard dog. ..off hours and people just walking in after 10:00pm, knowing I have a guard dog is not wise.

I would like to state again, I am not a BAD dog owner, Rex has never been hit or abused, treated badly. We've gone by the book with him, using formal and informal training. He also has had a blood draw today to see if his thyroid hormone could be off causing this uncharacteristic behavior.


My husband and I will determine over the next few weeks, if we can keep him, If not my husband will have to be the one to put him down, I cannot do it. Rex has been my steady companion and friend for nearly a year, he's ran off would be intruders at least once, and kept a drunken idiot from assaulting my daughter at the park (bark and hold only).

I do value all of your input, thanks.

K

[4a6c1]

So you bought an alarm system with built in defenses and decided it might be necessary to uninstall the alarm system because it malfunctioned.

DOGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COMPANION ANIMALS.

They are not weapons. They are not alarm systems. They are fucking animals at the mercy of whatever our superior primate brains can think up: Trainable animals that do what they are told. It is not the breeds fault. It is YOUR FAULT. If this was 100 years ago America, OK...have a guard dog to guard your chickens and your cows and bark at the redskins but this is the fucking 21st century. The law requires that we disassemble weapons that malfunction and hurt people and YOUR mistake was looking at an animal and seeing a weapon. Now your dog will lose its life because you were too stupid to anticipate what might happen if this animal did what you trained him to do but couldnt tell a good person from a bad person (omfg he doesnt speak English NOBODY TOLD ME?!?)


/Not Cesar Millan

[B4Hand]

Okiie.. I did not have REX trained to be a guard dog at all. These are the classes REX has taken and passed with flying colors. I never put him in Personal Protection or Tracking classes, he wasn't even taught to ..guard anything.

He has had the following classes:
Puppy Foundation Class
Basic, Intermediate and Advanced Obedience Class
You and your dog will learn to execute all commands off leash, and will hone-in on hand signals--once complete, your canine friend and you will be able to communicate with no verbal commands, and off leash.

Canine Good Citizen - CGC® TEST
Agility Training Beginning and Intermediate(3rd is for competition)
You and your dog will learn to perform tasks that are typically reserved for elite service dogs. These tasks include obstacles such as general climbing, ladder climbing, jumps, ramps, tunnels, water obstacles, and a host of other surprise obstacles.

We have a small obstical course, we switch around to keep REX stimulated set up outside, we do this at least twice a week, we have to hide the toys because he ALWAYS wants to play on it.

I did a lot of research on not only the breed but on the people we got our puppy from, alot of time, energy and love has been involved with making Rex what he is, part of our family. I DO NOT want to lose him, and so he's also taking some behavior curing classes, he has two scheduled at the center next week, they are private, and three at our house over the course of the next three weeks.

Just a blurp on the Breed;

German Shepherds are fierce but friendly, and have a calm confidence that may seem kind of aloof. When in need, however, a German Shepherd is instantly ready to protect, play a game or perform a task—in some cases as a guard dog, police dog, herder or seeing eye dog. With a strong work ethic and an eager intelligence, they crave challenges.

Not to be left alone in the house too long, German Shepherds crave interaction and involvement. They are fiercely protective of their homes and families—sometimes known to “herd” children—and they get along with other pets. Standoffish and detached with strangers or those outside the family unit, they have been known to “over-guard” or bark protectively.

German Shepherds have great instincts and fertile minds. Lots of activity and exercise will make them happy, but tracking, obedience and agility games—or any task-oriented activity—will make them even happier. A bored or neglected German Shepherd may resort to chewing furniture, digging up flowers and other mischief.



Yes be mad at me, because I failed to lock my front door, because I did not yell loud enough Do NOT come in ..big dog here. I will admit that I shouldn't have been scared with my door opening at 10ish pm. However we've had break ins, as I've said..even with our electrical alarm system, and yes I jumped and was frightend. Be mad at me because my GSD has decided with the primary Male moving out of the house, that he is currently the ALPHA male, and he seems to think I'm his ALPHA female. I do not ask people just to walk into my house, unannounced in the middle of the night. But please don't assume I'm not doing my best to do what is best for not only the dog but the people in my house, and my neighborhood.

[Rinualdo]

Yes, Rex nipped the neighbor, however he has been trained to be a guard dog. ..off hours and people just walking in after 10:00pm, knowing I have a guard dog is not wise.
K


Okiie.. I did not have REX trained to be a guard dog at all.


erm...?

[B4Hand]

erm...?

Meaning..the breed in general is very protective of his territory and home/family. I've discussed this with the neighbors several times. Rex may look like a big puppy, but he's protective. I've told them especially when the hubby is away. That's all I meant by this. He is a guard dog, on his own..without training. It is an upsetting situation, and I babble because it upsets me. Rex did not have any sort of protection training formal or otherwise. The only thing I've taught him on my own is to bring me his food bowl, and to go jump on the foot of my bed when I say "bedtime".

[Delias]

I just hope you put this dog down before a big scary four year old gets in its way.

[Methais]

You people suggesting that she put the dog down are fucking idiots.

That's all.

[Delias]

Yeah its not like once a dog bites someone you can reasonably expect it to bite again. We all know dogs only have a 1 human biting limit.

[Methais]

Yeah its not like once a dog bites someone you can reasonably expect it to bite again. We all know dogs only have a 1 human biting limit.

Yeah, because guard dogs that are protective of their family are supposed to just sit there and do nothing when strange people bust up into their master's house and scare the shit out of them in the middle of the night, right?

[Delias]

The dog has had no formal guard dog training, so far as I understand it, which means it has no fucking business being employed as a guard dog. Guard dogs have commands to attack and commands to stay... when you say "oh its a guard dog" but it just fucking "guards" by attacking whenever it feels like, it is about as irresponsible as I can imagine someone being with a dog. I am guessing she doesn't exactly live in the middle of a completely unpopulated area, so yeah, the dog is going to come into contact with strangers. Without proper training it is no more a guard dog than a seeing eye dog, it is just an aggressive prick. Like me. I have no formal training either.

[Methais]

The dog has had no formal guard dog training, so far as I understand it, which means it has no fucking business being employed as a guard dog. Guard dogs have commands to attack and commands to stay... when you say "oh its a guard dog" but it just fucking "guards" by attacking whenever it feels like, it is about as irresponsible as I can imagine someone being with a dog. I am guessing she doesn't exactly live in the middle of a completely unpopulated area, so yeah, the dog is going to come into contact with strangers. Without proper training it is no more a guard dog than a seeing eye dog, it is just an aggressive prick. Like me. I have no formal training either.

Or maybe people should knock first before entering someone else's house in the middle of the night?

This is pretty much the human equivalent of what happened, from the sound of it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hYDYrdiYX8

Should he be put down too?

Some of you are acting like she was walking the dog down the road and it just went ballistic on some random passerby. If that were the case, you might have a point. But it's not, therefore you don't.


...it is just an aggressive prick. Like me. I have no formal training either.

Are you saying that you should be put down too?

[Delias]

Have you ever owned a dog? Have you ever even seen one in real life? You seem to have a limited understanding of their limited nature. Perhaps she should have locked the fucking door if it was the middle of the night. If the person entering had a key, then that is a problem all its own for the dog to attack someone who apparently is allowed to be there.

Owning a dog is a calculated risk. There is always a chance they will injure someone, and once they do it once to a person who is not actively a threat, the risk increases. Dogs are creatures of instinct and habit, and what a dog perceives as a threat is not the same as what we would perceive as a threat. The dog has become a liability.

I am not a dog- I have the ability to make complex decisions and decide not to be a prick. A dog just follows its nature.

[Gnome Rage]

One hour flight delay out of Ft. Myers.

[Kuyuk]

wtf does your avatar's thing say??

[Gnome Rage]

Aoifekyna. I can read it on my screen, sorry if its buggin out your eyes.

Edit: I changed it, I hope thats better...

[Celephais]

Aoifekyna. I can read it on my screen, sorry if its buggin out your eyes.

Edit: I changed it, I hope thats better...

It's so confusing when someone talks about someone else's avatar and then they change it. Although I am going to assume this one is better anyway.

[Delias]

My son has night terrors, and you can't wake him until the fit is over.

[Asile]

My mother-in-law's scooter got stolen right out of our driveway (and from right next to the stoop that leads into our kitchen and one of our cars)...cover, lock and all. MIL says she had the steering column locked, so hopefully it'll just get dumped somewhere, but it does seem like it might have been someone from the neighborhood or surrounding area that did it since there's ONE way to get to our house, random people just can't drive by unless they're going to another house on our street or very seriously lost.

[TheEschaton]

I cut my hair and now have to use gel to keep it in a certain place instead of just tying it back in a ponytail. :(

[Some Rogue]

I cut my hair and now have to use gel to keep it in a certain place instead of just tying it back in a ponytail. :(

The transformation has begun.... ::insert evil laugh::

[Cephalopod]

I cut my hair and now have to use gel to keep it in a certain place instead of just tying it back in a ponytail. :(

Is this related to moving to Texas? Did you look too illegal?

[Gnome Rage]

My mother-in-law's scooter got stolen right out of our driveway (and from right next to the stoop that leads into our kitchen and one of our cars)...cover, lock and all. MIL says she had the steering column locked, so hopefully it'll just get dumped somewhere, but it does seem like it might have been someone from the neighborhood or surrounding area that did it since there's ONE way to get to our house, random people just can't drive by unless they're going to another house on our street or very seriously lost.

Or looking for secluded streets to steal things from... that too.

[TheEschaton]

Is this related to moving to Texas? Did you look too illegal?

I did indeed look too illegal. Now I look like a legit Mexican, one who maybe works on cars, or landscapes.

[Gnome Rage]

Why not just get a real haircut and not have to slick your hair back like Antonio Banderas... Just a thought.

[TheEschaton]

I don't slick my hair back. Jeez. BTW, I was a teenager when you were 2, so stfu.

[Gnome Rage]

Whoah whoah whoah... what?

When you say "I have to keep my hair in a certain spot" you'd think gelled in those weird spikey things that boys do in the front of their hair... but then you mentioned a pony tail and that just throws things for a loop.

Didn't mean to offend you or anything... some women think Antonio is hot...

[AnticorRifling]

Whoah whoah whoah... what?

When you say "I have to keep my hair in a certain spot" you'd think gelled in those weird spikey things that boys do in the front of their hair... but then you mentioned a pony tail and that just throws things for a loop.

Didn't mean to offend you or anything... some women think Antonio is hot...

He's a hippy indian (dot not feather). He doesn't have feelings that matter so keep going.

[MotleyCrew]

Going back to work after vacation. :(

[Gnome Rage]

My boyfriend stole our child (aka a buildabear) and he's making him say bad things to me. I hurts. Hurts down deep

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My boyfriend stole our child (aka a buildabear) and he's making him say bad things to me. I hurts. Hurts down deep

I made a build-a-bear monkey to give to a friend for her baby shower and I discovered they have a manta ray.

A fucking manta ray. I was like "Really?!" I can just imagine some poor kid getting his manta ray stuffed and being like, "I'm gonna dress it in a Red Sox outfit!!" and then discovering that due to it's lack of, you know, arms and legs or even a clear torso it's impossible to dress. Rollerskates and a fairy outfit? NOPE SORRY LITTLE GIRL, YOU ARE SOL BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO HAVE A STUFFED MANTA RAY.

[Gnome Rage]

I made a build-a-bear monkey to give to a friend for her baby shower and I discovered they have a manta ray.

A fucking manta ray. I was like "Really?!" I can just imagine some poor kid getting his manta ray stuffed and being like, "I'm gonna dress it in a Red Sox outfit!!" and then discovering that due to it's lack of, you know, arms and legs or even a clear torso it's impossible to dress. Rollerskates and a fairy outfit? NOPE SORRY LITTLE GIRL, YOU ARE SOL BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO HAVE A STUFFED MANTA RAY.

We didn't dress our build-a-bear... The clothes are freaking expensive. Its like 20 dollars for a plain outfit on top of the like 45 bucks you could have spent on their most expensive bear.

I got the 10 dollar chocolate bear and left him naked.

I feel like I would be pissed if I got a manta ray, unless I really liked them or something. If a manta ray to me was like a pony to most little girls, then I'd be excited.

[Latrinsorm]

Do people dress stuffed animals? Is that a thing? I am confused.

[Celephais]

How does Latrin, of all people, not know about build a bear. I had a girl build me a bear once. I was very confused by the result. Oh and I got a build-a-penguin once too. That thing was cool, because penguins are awesome.

[iJin]

My boyfriend watching Gemstone IV videos on youtube and making fun of me. Screw his World of Warcraft!

[Caiylania]

There are GSIV videos on youtube? I'll be back...

[thefarmer]

I hate that my kids love that store

[Cephalopod]

Build-a-Bear has a Darth Vader and Clone Trooper (Captain Rex) outfit for the bears. Just saying.

(My kids own both.)

[iJin]

And a Jedi Knight outfit. They're so cute!

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I love build-a-bear. The thing is that I can't justify building a ton of stuffed animals for myself so I am relegated to making them for my baby cousin's birthdays and Christmas for them.

As far as the manta-ray thing goes, I guess that makes sense. I have a giant, pink stuffed octopus that I got for my third birthday. Apparently my dad asked me what I wanted, expecting "a barbie!" or some similar answer and I demanded a pink octopus. He still has it.. some day I will have to take a picture. The thing is that a pink octopus would even be better than a manta ray for build-a-bear. The octopus can wear a hat and eight shoes!

[B4Hand]

When going to close the coop tonight, I am one chicken short. I hope she's just holed up somewhere she finds cooler. It's odd to have one chicken missing, I roamed the yard, fence line, and walked down to my neighbor's fence as well. I hope "Kentucky" is alright.

[Delias]

I wish I lived on a farm.

[Gnome Rage]

I love build-a-bear. The thing is that I can't justify building a ton of stuffed animals for myself so I am relegated to making them for my baby cousin's birthdays and Christmas for them.

As far as the manta-ray thing goes, I guess that makes sense. I have a giant, pink stuffed octopus that I got for my third birthday. Apparently my dad asked me what I wanted, expecting "a barbie!" or some similar answer and I demanded a pink octopus. He still has it.. some day I will have to take a picture. The thing is that a pink octopus would even be better than a manta ray for build-a-bear. The octopus can wear a hat and eight shoes!

AND the shoes are fairly expensive so they'd probably make bank doing an octopus.

PS. I would buy a turtle build-a-bear and that can't wear clothes. But I'm obsessed with turtles.

[Gnome Rage]

When going to close the coop tonight, I am one chicken short. I hope she's just holed up somewhere she finds cooler. It's odd to have one chicken missing, I roamed the yard, fence line, and walked down to my neighbor's fence as well. I hope "Kentucky" is alright.

I wouldn't give up hope.

I had chickens growing up, we had nippy forever, she was my mother's cancer bird. When she was having down days, nippy wouldn't move. She had a broken beak which is why my mom liked her so much. Anyways, one night either my brother or I forgot to lock up the coop and a raccoon got in and started chasin the chickens. Most of them got away thanks to Bert (our rooster, originally named bertha but she was a he) who gave up his life fending off the raccoon. No joke, there were feathers and fur all the way from the coop into our woods where we found Bert dead.

We thought that Nippy had been killed by the raccoon before Bert saved the other hens. About a week later my brother found her in a pine tree, really high up. He tried to climb up to get her, spooked her and she fell right down and was promptly caught by my other brother.

So. For all the TL;DR-ers, she survived for a week in a tree and escaped a raccoon attack relatively unscathed.

[thefarmer]

When going to close the coop tonight, I am one chicken short. I hope she's just holed up somewhere she finds cooler. It's odd to have one chicken missing, I roamed the yard, fence line, and walked down to my neighbor's fence as well. I hope "Kentucky" is alright.

Goat ate it!

[pabstblueribbon]

I wouldn't give up hope.

I had chickens growing up, we had nippy forever, she was my mother's cancer bird. When she was having down days, nippy wouldn't move. She had a broken beak which is why my mom liked her so much. Anyways, one night either my brother or I forgot to lock up the coop and a raccoon got in and started chasin the chickens. Most of them got away thanks to Bert (our rooster, originally named bertha but she was a he) who gave up his life fending off the raccoon. No joke, there were feathers and fur all the way from the coop into our woods where we found Bert dead.

We thought that Nippy had been killed by the raccoon before Bert saved the other hens. About a week later my brother found her in a pine tree, really high up. He tried to climb up to get her, spooked her and she fell right down and was promptly caught by my other brother.

So. For all the TL;DR-ers, she survived for a week in a tree and escaped a raccoon attack relatively unscathed.


TL;DR-ers.

Racoons are afraid of cocks.

[DCSL]

Taking on more work at the last minute so the lazy bitches I work with can leave early while I didn't even get a lunch. Fuck this shit. The answer to every "Hey, could you..?" is going to be "NO." from now on.

[Caiylania]

Getting a phone call at 11:30 at night because someone wants me to change their schedule.

[Caiylania]

There are GSIV videos on youtube? I'll be back...

Ok. Just wow. Not WoW wow though.

I :heart: GS but um yah... whole new levels of nerdy. But that green version of narost/atlas is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVcR_XjrhRY&NR=1

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Ok. Just wow. Not WoW wow though.

I :heart: GS but um yah... whole new levels of nerdy. But that green version of narost/atlas is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVcR_XjrhRY&NR=1

That would be the video evidence of Cel's nerdy genius!

[Gnome Rage]

I watched that video and totally imagined a hamster going through one of those habitrail things.

[Deadelf]

Ok. Just wow. Not WoW wow though.

I :heart: GS but um yah... whole new levels of nerdy. But that green version of narost/atlas is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVcR_XjrhRY&NR=1

I've looked at the Skull Temple Utube video before and wondered what that addon was he was using. Anyone know?

[Delias]

I know you think you know better than I how to format my documents, Microsoft Word, but due to your retarded version of helpfulness, I just had to spend half an hour scrolling through text to make sure dialogue didn't get split between pages, and probably an equal amount of time repairing the places where it did.

[B4Hand]

Waking up to messy kitchen. Gotta love summer.

[Celephais]

I watched that video and totally imagined a hamster going through one of those habitrail things.
That's actually sort of how I've always pictured GS rooms, little rooms connected by tubes.

I've looked at the Skull Temple Utube video before and wondered what that addon was he was using. Anyone know?
It's a custom addon, not lich or psinet, I don't play anymore (right now), and don't really have the time lately to make it usable for other people. I'm sure I'll come back to playing GS again one day, and then I'll try to write it into Lich instead of its own thing.

[AnticorRifling]

Wife is killing me, she still getting ready....

[Gnome Rage]

That's actually sort of how I've always pictured GS rooms, little rooms connected by tubes.


We're on the same brain waves here!

[Caiylania]

That's actually sort of how I've always pictured GS rooms, little rooms connected by tubes.

It's a custom addon, not lich or psinet, I don't play anymore (right now), and don't really have the time lately to make it usable for other people. I'm sure I'll come back to playing GS again one day, and then I'll try to write it into Lich instead of its own thing.

I would :heart: you.

It is really cool.

[Latrinsorm]

I know you think you know better than I how to format my documents, Microsoft Word, but due to your retarded version of helpfulness, I just had to spend half an hour scrolling through text to make sure dialogue didn't get split between pages, and probably an equal amount of time repairing the places where it did.Yeah I had to put in a couple words in one of your things and the tabs went berserk. I frowned.

[Delias]

Yeah I had to put in a couple words in one of your things and the tabs went berserk. I frowned.

Well the tabs are set at the proper formatting, because I set them myself... it is the auto-format that keeps fucking me up and I always forget to turn it off.

[Ribbons]

I probably won't get to play Gemstone till October. I probably won't get into the Closed Beta testing for Vindictus. My Boss is an asshole. Oh, this month and the ensuing ones are gong to be chock full of fuckin' fun.

[Caiylania]

Hey, you don't work for me. So how can that be true? ;)

My best friend is mad at my husband and not talking to either of us. Because I had the nerve to side with him, since he was right. Women.

[Ribbons]

Hey, you don't work for me. So how can that be true? ;)

Was that at me? If it was, my boss is a prick and if I stand up to him I'm moving all the way around the world to work for a guy who's touchy feely with his employees. I can't afford it, neither can my family. Normally I could be doing whatever I wanted with my money but because my useless whore of a sister decided she would move back in with my mom and step-dad with two kids and her useless fuck of a fiancée. So I send a huge chunk of my paycheck to help the stress placed on my mom and step-dad.

Fucking hate my sister. Drugged up bitch needs to get hit by a bus.

[Delias]

Fucking hate my sister. Drugged up bitch needs to get hit by a bus.

My sister refuses to take her drugs and could similarly use a bus treatment.

[Ribbons]

My sister refuses to take her drugs and could similarly use a bus treatment.

The only thing (aside from travel money) keeping me from driving down there and tossing her ass out on the corner is the fact that I love my niece and nephew way too much to do that to them.

[Asha]

Although I LOVE the fact no ex can ever say to anyone I've got a small dick in revenge where I live.
They know as soon as they say that, everyone there takes everything they say as total bullshit since I've lost my trousers in public, fucked most girls there or done a few windmills to prove otherwise.
I fucking hope she said that then I know everyone will know she's a liar.

[Delias]

I've lost my trousers in public, fucked most girls there or done a few windmills to prove otherwise.


Yeah, I had that dream too...

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Was that at me? If it was, my boss is a prick and if I stand up to him I'm moving all the way around the world to work for a guy who's touchy feely with his employees. I can't afford it, neither can my family. Normally I could be doing whatever I wanted with my money but because my useless whore of a sister decided she would move back in with my mom and step-dad with two kids and her useless fuck of a fiancée. So I send a huge chunk of my paycheck to help the stress placed on my mom and step-dad.

Fucking hate my sister. Drugged up bitch needs to get hit by a bus.

Stop. Your mom and step-dead are enabling your whore of a sister and you're not in any way obligated to make yourself miserable to pay for all that fuckery. You have your own family to look out for.

[ElvenFury]

Stop. Your mom and step-dead are enabling your whore of a sister and you're not in any way obligated to make yourself miserable to pay for all that fuckery. You have your own family to look out for.
I agree with this. It sucks, since there's kids involved, but if this is a continuing problem, letting her mooch off them isn't going to help. Tell your parents that you love them but you can't continue to enable her, and neither should they.

[peam]

Fucking hate my sister. Drugged up bitch needs to get hit by a bus.

I have one of these, half-sister technically, who is an emotional and financial drain on my mom and step-dad. She managed to get knocked up and pop out a kid last year. The way they handle the situation, or rather don't handle it at all, drives my wife and I fucking nuts.

If you ever need to vent, shoot me a message. I am positive I can relate.

[Caiylania]

Was that at me?

I was just joking on the people who said I was a horrible asshole of a boss. I have no doubt yours is horrible, bad form. I'm sorry.

[Ribbons]

I have one of these, half-sister technically, who is an emotional and financial drain on my mom and step-dad. She managed to get knocked up and pop out a kid last year. The way they handle the situation, or rather don't handle it at all, drives my wife and I fucking nuts.

If you ever need to vent, shoot me a message. I am positive I can relate.

My mom enables her because it's her first grandchildren, she wants to be so close to them. I blame her but then again I feel like a dick for wanting her grandkids to be out of her house.


Stop. Your mom and step-dead are enabling your whore of a sister and you're not in any way obligated to make yourself miserable to pay for all that fuckery. You have your own family to look out for.

I don't know, I'd feel like a dick if I turned them away.


I agree with this. It sucks, since there's kids involved, but if this is a continuing problem, letting her mooch off them isn't going to help. Tell your parents that you love them but you can't continue to enable her, and neither should they.

Tried. My sister threatened to disappear like my younger brother along with the kids. I've even suggested fighting for custody of the kids but fat fucking chance with the judicial system and taking innocent kids with their crack whore mothers.


I was just joking on the people who said I was a horrible asshole of a boss. I have no doubt yours is horrible, bad form. I'm sorry.

Ah...sorry. No need to apologize. This shit is just gettin' to me.

[Delias]

Someone stole the toilet out of my basement bathroom. Apparently it is being replaced... now I have to go up two flights of stairs to pee.

[Cephalopod]

Someone stole the toilet out of my basement bathroom. Apparently it is being replaced... now I have to go up two flights of stairs to pee.

I find your life interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Delias]

Well, it isn't that fascinating. I work overnight so when I wake up to get ready for work, a whole day of other people doing things has passed. So today we had someone rip out the basement bathroom to re-do it and I apparently slept right through it. Because I work overnight I also tend to have trouble keeping track of my days, so I forgot this was happening today.

[Gnome Rage]

I bit my lip like... 6 or 7 times today. It hurt

[Delias]

start with smaller objects and work your way up next time.

[AnticorRifling]

My foot hurts. Somehow we parked at a bottom of a hill, walked for like a mile up the hill, took some kick ass pictures....and walked back up a hill to the car. No idea how the shit it happened but I know it did.

[Asha]

I know I've posted this before but Damn you Wezas..
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=3217284

[Showal]

My dog woke me up over an hour ago because she has diarrhea. Now I can't go back to sleep and I know I'll be coming home from work tonight to clean up diarrhea off the floor and walls.

[Latrinsorm]

I don't know, I'd feel like a dick if I turned them away.If it helps, you're probably being a dick either way. :welcome:

[Ribbons]

If it helps, you're probably being a dick either way. :welcome:

LOL. Thanks, feel better.

[Gnome Rage]

I was called into work to tech for one of our pharmacists because she refuses to work without a tech and ours found a new job...

The fire alarm was going off when I got there at 9... it sounds like SCREECH SCREECH SQUERAL BEEP BEEP FUCKYOU!

It was going off because the phone lines were cut off because the store is in the process of closing...

No Phone ---> No Rxs. ---> No teching.

I did absolutely nothing all day, and it sucked a lot. We had maybe 10 customers.

[B4Hand]

Mosquitos!

[B4Hand]

Also..neighbors dog ate one of our (my) chickens. Her name was "Fly" she was a lovely buff color..I am sad!

[Gnome Rage]

get him put down? Idk. I think you can do that... not that you really would, but its an option!

[B4Hand]

get him put down? Idk. I think you can do that... not that you really would, but its an option!

She's great with people..rotten with other animals. My neighbor felt aweful. We still have eight hens and a rooster left, we co-op the coop, so it was her loss as well. I am sad..but dogs will be dogs..and chicken is tastey I guess. I won't be bringing Betty any sort of treats next time I go visit however!

[Delias]

My dickhole friends all decided at the last minute to leave me alone tomorrow... which is my birthday.

[B4Hand]

My dickhole friends all decided at the last minute to leave me alone tomorrow... which is my birthday.

That's poopy! I hope you find something fun to do on your birthday, regardless of your poopyheaded friends.

[thefarmer]

My dickhole friends all decided at the last minute to leave me alone tomorrow... which is my birthday.

Call up your female co-workers (and former ones). Take more pictures.

[Delias]

Call up your female co-workers (and former ones). Take more pictures.

I don't really party like that anymore... hm. That could be why my friends don't want to hang out now, hah.

[thefarmer]

I don't really party like that anymore... hm. That could be why my friends don't want to hang out now, hah.

It's never too late to turn over a new leaf!

[khaell]

moved helicopter equipment with heavy loader, unchained\unstrapped for about 6 hours today in afghanistan in a sandstorm where i could only see 5 feet, only to realize after a waterbreak, that this crap isn't mine!

epic fail :(

[Gnome Rage]

My cat nearly died... because I nearly threw her against the fucking wall.

She tried to climb ON my back across me and started to slide. So she dug her nails into my back and proceeded to slide down my back.

so. much. pain.

[iJin]

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6395/sighd.jpg

[Methais]

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6395/sighd.jpg

http://www.rps.psu.edu/probing/graphics/headache.jpg

[Enitocin]

Uhm. My cat had to get surgery because of an infection.
I don't throw animals against walls.

[Delias]

Only sleeping for four hours and then being inexplicably awake.

[Cephalopod]

Cutting my ballsack. I do not, it turns out, have balls of steel.

[B4Hand]

Finding out I have to have yet ANOTHER fine needle biopsy..WTF..figure it out already!

[Caiylania]

People that play the military card. You shouldn't charge me for (smoking in a non -smoking, not cancelling in time, dog peeing on carpet, __________ ) because I've served ____ years in the military.

I come from a military family and I work with military. Are there plenty of stand up people in it? Of course. Are there plenty of douches who think they can get out of anything by the "I'm a soldier" rap, sadly.

Your dog peed. Pay up. You knew our policy, pay up.

Also hate it when they pull the "Are you calling me a liar? I'm a soldier!" schtick. If I even imply you are wrong then you hate on me for being a bad patriot or something. Just because you are in the Armed Forces doesn't mean you aren't a lying idiot.

Get off it.

[Delias]

People that play the military card. You shouldn't charge me for (smoking in a non -smoking, not cancelling in time, dog peeing on carpet, __________ ) because I've served ____ years in the military.

I come from a military family and I work with military. Are there plenty of stand up people in it? Of course. Are there plenty of douches who think they can get out of anything by the "I'm a soldier" rap, sadly.

Your dog peed. Pay up. You knew our policy, pay up.

Also hate it when they pull the "Are you calling me a liar? I'm a soldier!" schtick. If I even imply you are wrong then you hate on me for being a bad patriot or something. Just because you are in the Armed Forces doesn't mean you aren't a lying idiot.

Get off it.


I had a soldier on leave stay at my hotel... he offered me bitches and blow every night. Not kidding, this guy must have done enough coke to kill a lesser mortal. At least he was willing to share, though.

[Some Rogue]

Moving out of my apartment in July, in the Midwest, where it feels like a sauna outside.

[Delias]

Moving out of my apartment in July, in the Midwest, where it feels like a sauna outside.

Last two times I moved, I did it myself... because my wife was working and my friends all suck. The very last time I moved, across town, I did it all in 6 hours. I then returned the truck and went to bed for two days. I don't know if I'd call myself a hero. I mean, what's a hero? I'm just one man, after all.

[zhelas]

Last two times I moved, I did it myself... because my wife was working and my friends all suck. The very last time I moved, across town, I did it all in 6 hours. I then returned the truck and went to bed for two days. I don't know if I'd call myself a hero. I mean, what's a hero? I'm just one man, after all.

Sometimes it is worth the $200 or so dollars to pack up the boxes yourself and hire someone to load and unload the truck.

In TX I moved into an apartment on the 4th floor and they didn't have an elevator. I hired someone to carry my stuff upstairs and I have been hiring folks ever since.

[khaell]

epic fail no. 2 :
so after spending some six hours moving that heavy helo eqiupment back and maneuvering some stuff around i decided to go pull my golf club and some balls out of the connex get me some nice patch of grass about 20 meters from the flightline, and start working on my swing. after about 15 balls a buddy came by and said 'just so you know, everywhere there isn't concrete, is a russian minefield." I glanced down at the dirt for about 10 minutes before asking him to see if he can see where i stepped earlier to get back onto concrete....

I'm moved beyond fuck my life, my new saying is, fuck my soul

[Jorddyn]

Cutting my ballsack. I do not, it turns out, have balls of steel.

Um. Wow. :help: :wtf:

I was going to say I'm annoyed there's no Daily Show. I think you win.

[AnticorRifling]

Pretty sure I'm dying.

Woke up this morning muscle sore all over, I'm yessin out my no hole and it's a blasty. Supposed to hit a different beach in about an hour, we'll see how I feel. I mean WTF I didn't even drink the water...except for the one week old mud puddle I was thirsty and had a straw.

[peam]

Pretty sure I'm dying.

Woke up this morning muscle sore all over, I'm yessin out my no hole and it's a blasty. Supposed to hit a different beach in about an hour, we'll see how I feel. I mean WTF I didn't even drink the water...except for the one week old mud puddle I was thirsty and had a straw.

Welcome to Mexico.

[AnticorRifling]

I know right. Possibly it was the tacos from the street vendor last night but I think I had pains prior to that, who knows. Eh well I tried a shit ton of food and drink that I've never had so if I get some gut rot so be it, better than living in a bubble.

[Delias]

Next time flee to a better non-extradition country.

[iJin]

Ahh, mexican food from Mexico. Can't get better than that.

[AnticorRifling]

Heard a loud bang and then we lost power in the hotel for like 30min. Good times. I'll assume it's some revolution or drug war.

[iJin]

lol. Remind us again why someone like you, is in Mexico? Are you helping the sewer system or something?

Mexico is scary. Whatever you do, don't let them take you into an alley!

[AnticorRifling]

Mexico is a blast, I'm on vacation. If I'm online it means I'm waiting on the wife to get ready to go out....

We leave tomorrow but it's been a fun week.

[iJin]

Vacation to Mexico? Interesting! Make sure to have fish tacos there, soo good. Go to some beaches if you already haven't, and order margaritas.

Take pictures!

[AnticorRifling]

Check, check, check.

We're at Ixtapa right now. Started in Mexico City, then went to Queratero(sp), then Ixtapa.

Visited San Miquel and Bernal and a few other old towns.

[B4Hand]

Watching..and crying with my best friend. Her daughter, my daughter's BFF, leaves in three days for Marine Corp Boot Camp. What a proud and yet sad moment for Mom. I don't even want to think about my girls leaving ..I've got two years left..

[peam]

97 fucking degrees outside.

[Stry]

Coming back from vacation to hear... "oh btw... we're going out of business at the end of this week."


Fuuuuuck... anyone hiring?

[Earthlust]

Coming back from vacation to hear... "oh btw... we're going out of business at the end of this week."


Fuuuuuck... anyone hiring?
Wow... that's terrible news. D=

[Stanley Burrell]

Coming back from vacation to hear... "oh btw... we're going out of business at the end of this week."


Fuuuuuck... anyone hiring?

Wow.

At least you heard about it after the vacation and not before. And at least you get vacations. And now ... you'll be getting back-to-back vacations. How. Awesome. Is. That. ?.

Plus, if the nuclear Apocalypse comes, you'll have less to lose.

If it makes you feel any better, I had to reschedule a dentist's appointment.

[Hips]

Coming back from vacation to hear... "oh btw... we're going out of business at the end of this week."


Fuuuuuck... anyone hiring?


At least maybe it will help in your goal of kicking out your mother-in-law!

[Stry]

At least maybe it will help in your goal of kicking out your mother-in-law!

Ha! Yeah... fortunately she's got the hint and got her own place very shortly after that post (though she is still unemployed and selling plasma to pay rent.) I've said 'Hi' to her about four times in the last month. That is all, even including the few days she was at our place.

As for as the job... I could see it coming and have a tenative backup plan I am trying to put into action. This and polishing up my resume.

I suppose if I had been smart I would have started looking when I saw the signs.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Ha! Yeah... fortunately she's got the hint and got her own place very shortly after that post (though she is still unemployed and selling plasma to pay rent.) I've said 'Hi' to her about four times in the last month. That is all, even including the few days she was at our place.

As for as the job... I could see it coming and have a tenative backup plan I am trying to put into action. This and polishing up my resume.

I suppose if I had been smart I would have started looking when I saw the signs.


Damn, how much do they pay for plasma?

[Stry]

Damn, how much do they pay for plasma?

I'm not sure... around $50?? I think she can go twice a week... enough to make $300-$400 a month? (Makes me think twice about making a few extra $$ to be stuck with a big ass needle.)

They seem to pay alot around here. It was only $20-$25 a pop in Utah. (I think.)

That and she is renting a little hole in the wall.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm not sure... around $50?? I think she can go twice a week... enough to make $300-$400 a month? (Makes me think twice about making a few extra $$ to be stuck with a big ass needle.)

They seem to pay alot around here. It was only $20-$25 a pop in Utah. (I think.)

That and she is renting a little hole in the wall.

Plasma donation really isn't that bad, MA doesn't pay for donations but donation centers are usually pretty busy. They hook you up to a machine and an hour later you're on your way- meanwhile you just watch a movie and drink sodas and eat. If you have AB blood type especially you should really consider trying it.

[B4Hand]

Doctors with big needles, and stupid witty comments, that sadly just were not as witty as they thought themselves to be.

[IorakeWarhammer]

A kiramon worker charges at you!
AS: +246 vs DS: +207 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +69 = +137
... and hits for 11 points of damage!
You hear a buzzing in your ears from that blow!

** White-blue bolts of electrical energy radiate outward from the worker! **

... 30 points of damage!
Electric blast goes right to the heart! You'll miss that steady beat.

[TheLastShamurai]

If you have AB blood type especially you should really consider trying it.

Why is that?

[Fallen]

Raking poop.

[ZeP]

I saw a guy getting around 400 fucking dollars a week for donating plasma. I don't know what you need to qualify but there are rare people that have some rare... something... in them that you can bank on.

He would come from about an hour away because apparently plasma donation isn't something that happens in every city. So everyone go donate plasma and see if you win the plasma lottery.

[Delias]

My son's "I'm almost two" is showing, today.

[AnticorRifling]

My son's "I'm almost two" is showing, today.

What?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Why is that?

It's the universal plasma donor type.

[TheLastShamurai]

It's the universal plasma donor type.

Interesting. I thought the whole point of plasma was that you could give it to anyone.

[Delias]

What?

It implies he is behaving badly, as in one would expect from one of his age. Never heard of the terrible twos? In my experience with kids its usually more like the terrible one and a half through three-s.

[AnticorRifling]

Ok. I didn't take from your post that it was implying that but sure I might have some understanding of the terrible twos.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

When people only use facebook to play applications/games.

It makes facebook stalking so boring.

[Rinualdo]

When people only use facebook to play applications/games.

It makes facebook stalking so boring.

Sometimes facebook (http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2010/07/28/woman-discovers-husbands-second-wife-when-she-sees-their-wedding-photos-on-facebook) stalking pays off.

[B4Hand]

Telling my teenage daughters nicely for the past three days..Please make sure all this laundry(their clothes) gets folded and off this dinning room table. Last night, saying alright I'm going to bed, get this done before I get up! Hearing "okkayyy Maaam". I got up this morning at six..nothing done, bigger mess. I wake teenagers up, and "Go do it now!"..Oldest comes down looks me right in the eye and says with her best teenage attitude "I am not folding these clothes."...and it was on.

My children haven't got a spanking since my oldest was 3, which means my youngest never did. Lacee..after pushing me out of her way, and elbowing me..found my hand slapped across her face...Gah..I hate fighting with my kids. I am leaving the house with her cell phone, the internet modem and all of the TV remotes.

[4a6c1]

Going to a Memorial ceremony for a friend who died overseas last year. The fact that I finally cried about it for the first time....a year later, this morning in my car. It just didnt seem like he was gone until now...

[Caiylania]

Friend died last night and her funeral is tomorrow. No time to cope really before facing the family most of which I do not know.

[Gnome Rage]

Found out that opposed to going back the 30th I'm going back to school on the 27th. Oh wait, just kidding the 19th.

And I have to go through RA training, despite the fact that I'm NOT an RA, because I'm the promotions chair of an organization.


fucking pissed

[AMUSED1]

Seeing this image, ewwww!

http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/e58efe38-e125-470d-ace1-7b7a046ee0b7.jpg

[B4Hand]

Sitting in the hot sun, or rather knowing I am going to be sitting in the hot sun for 8hrs, monitoring the varsity basketball girls while they car hop at Sonic..blah. Where the heck are the other parents?

[Delias]

Son woke up at 4am with a fever and diarrhea.

[Gnome Rage]

Waking up after being up until 4:30 :[

[Clove]

Waking up after being up until 4:30 :[That's making me frown too.

[Delias]

Waking up after being up until 4:30 :[

Yeah its fuckin rough being a teenager.

[thefarmer]

[LNet]-GSIV:Warclaidhm: "Haha!"
[LNet]-GSIV:Warclaidhm: "they reactivated me"
[LNet]-You: "....."
[LNet]-GSIV:Malryn: "..."
[LNet]-GSIV:Warclaidhm: "Is Ardwen on here?"


lulz. For a second I thought that was real..

[Gnome Rage]

That's making me frown too.

... >.>

[Gnome Rage]

Yeah its fuckin rough being a teenager.

God. My life is hard. I know.

[WRoss]

[LNet]-GSIV:Warclaidhm: "Haha!"
[LNet]-GSIV:Warclaidhm: "they reactivated me"
[LNet]-You: "....."
[LNet]-GSIV:Malryn: "..."
[LNet]-GSIV:Warclaidhm: "Is Ardwen on here?"


lulz. For a second I thought that was real..

I plead guilty to this....hahahaha

[4a6c1]

Going to a 3 year olds birthday party with my daughter and putting on the happy face for 20 people I have nothing in common with.

[Methais]

Going to a 3 year olds birthday party with my daughter and putting on the happy face for 20 people I have nothing in common with.

Shoulda worn your Vader mask.

[ElvenFury]

Going to a 3 year olds birthday party with my daughter and putting on the happy face for 20 people I have nothing in common with.
You actually go to those things? I ignore any invitations to kids' birthday parties that aren't for someone I'm related to.

[4a6c1]

Shoulda worn your Vader mask.

I miss my Vader mask. And my social life. And my libido. (RIP LIBIDO)

Obituary for Robins Libido:

Libido was brutally murdered this past semester by 15 hours of undergraduate coursework. Libido is sorely missed and survived barely by Devotion, Compassion, Duty and Honor. BLEGHH. WE CHANGE OUR MIND. Devotion and Honor are now hiring a necromancer to raise the fallen Libido. Any and all voodoo priests please report to *Address withheld*.

[Kuyuk]

Getting visitation changed to "three day weekends" during the school year because the bitch moved away from me.

One weekend in Sept.
One weekend in Oct.
One weekend in Nov (If I can get him to skip a monday [Tuesday is off].
Possibly a week in December for holidays.

Of course, these weekends I'll no doubt have to work.

Foodservice blows.

[Delias]

Son woke up at 4am with a fever and diarrhea.

And now I am sick too, apparently.

[Tisket]

Getting visitation changed to "three day weekends" during the school year because the bitch moved away from me.

One weekend in Sept.
One weekend in Oct.
One weekend in Nov (If I can get him to skip a monday [Tuesday is off].
Possibly a week in December for holidays.

Of course, these weekends I'll no doubt have to work.

I admire that, even though it's a real financial struggle for you, you never seem to entertain the idea that the struggle isn't worth the reward (being with your kid).

[B4Hand]

Medication I have to take, that destroys my tummy, and the meds to help my tummy that make m e sleep all day..grrr.