clips of you killing Mordechai (Mordie) / the special ed Marlu clan

[IorakeWarhammer]

KILL ON SITE LIST UPDATED!!

Mordechai, Malevolence = People to kill on site


If you need to add someone to the list please PM me a log explaining. Now again, shattered is a no rules environment where getting killed is part of the experience, and this thread respects that, but this is dedicated to rooting these people out who have stood out as being the most annoying.

please use this thread for LOGS and not for the usual retards of the boards to post their endless whining / complaining about posts.

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ok note: this person killed me multiple times while I was AFK scripting. this is just my little way of saying thanks...


You swing a keenly-edged drake falchion at Mordechai!
AS: +285 vs DS: +161 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +39 = +195
... and hit for 29 points of damage!
Feint to Mordechai's head!
Quick flick at his weapon hand!
Nasty cut to right hand!
The guiding force leaves you.

** Your drake falchion flares with a burst of flame! **

... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to abdomen toasts skin nicely.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
[Shattered]-GSF:Pandin: "FORSIRIUS"
>kil cy
You swing a keenly-edged drake falchion at a cyclops!
AS: +210 vs DS: +160 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +5 = +89
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>stance def
>l
>l
>stance def
A cyclops swings a splintered tree trunk at Mordechai!
AS: +234 vs DS: +253 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +86 = +86
A clean miss.
R>
[Shattered]-GSF:Matt: "well, Stormfront finally decided to crap out and disconnect me. And I had just broken the 2300 minute mark on Bigshot."
...wait 1 seconds.
R>
...wait 1 seconds.
R>
[Noman's Land, Cave Mouth]
The ledge here at the mouth of the cave provides a splendid view of the valley below in all its mud-spattered, ill-smelling beauty. The cave entrance itself is at least twenty feet high, and a dank, sickly-sweet smoke wafts from it. To the southwest, a dimly lit passage leads deeper into the hillside. You also see the Mordechai disk, a cyclops and a muddy path leading down the hill.
Also here: Lord Mordechai
Obvious paths: southwest
R>
[Noman's Land, Cave Mouth]
The ledge here at the mouth of the cave provides a splendid view of the valley below in all its mud-spattered, ill-smelling beauty. The cave entrance itself is at least twenty feet high, and a dank, sickly-sweet smoke wafts from it. To the southwest, a dimly lit passage leads deeper into the hillside. You also see the Mordechai disk, a cyclops and a muddy path leading down the hill.
Also here: Lord Mordechai
Obvious paths: southwest
R>stance def
You are now in a defensive stance.
>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
>cman disarm mord
[Roll result: 145 (open d100: 86) Penalties: 4]
You swing your drake falchion at Mordechai's vultite lance and connect!
Mordechai's vultite lance is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 sec.


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A cyclops swings a splintered tree trunk at Mordechai!
AS: +234 vs DS: +163 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +86 = +176
... and hits for 18 points of damage!
Blow raises a welt on Mordechai's right arm.

* Mordechai drops dead at your feet!

Mordechai appears less battle-ready as a soft glow dissipates from around his form.
Mordechai seems to lose some focus as his eyes narrow and shift momentarily to one side.
The deep blue glow leaves Mordechai.
Mordechai appears less secure.
The powerful look leaves Mordechai.
The light blue glow leaves Mordechai.
The dim aura fades from around Mordechai.
Mordechai appears less confident and fearless.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Mordechai begins to falter, then completely fades away.

The cyclops howls with vicious delight!

>
[Shattered]-GSF:Rada: "anyone else get occasional draw errors/ pen errors that cause them to d/c?"
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
>
The Mordechai disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>
* Mordechai just bit the dust!
>appl

and the mighty Mordie falls to a cyclops.. waah!!!!!!!!

[IorakeWarhammer]

Calidus leaps from hiding to attack!
Calidus swings a silvery vultite short sword at a large ogre!
AS: +201 vs DS: -2 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +72 = +315
... and hits for 135 points of damage!
Bloody slash to the large ogre's side!
Instant death, due to lack of intestines.
The large ogre screams one last time and dies.
I>
[Shattered]-GSF:Rada: "I figured as much myself."
>cas calidus
You are visible again.
You gesture at Calidus.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Calidus! One of the thorns jabs into him!
... hits for 15 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>
Lord Jeesus's group just went west.
>
Dude just arrived.
>
You have lost one Combat Maneuver Training Point.
You have lost one Combat Maneuver Training Point.
You have lost one Combat Maneuver Training Point.
You have lost one Combat Maneuver Training Point.
You have lost 0 Combat Maneuver Training Points, and have a deficiency of one point.
>prep 616
Dude just went east.
>
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Lord Jeesus's group just arrived.
>cas calid
You gesture at Calidus.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Calidus! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 10 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Awesome shot shatters ribs and punctures lung!
... hits for 24 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Strike to abdomen skewers Calidus quite nicely!

* Calidus drops dead at your feet!

Calidus appears less secure.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Calidus.
Calidus returns to normal color.
The powerful look leaves Calidus.
The deep blue glow leaves Calidus.
The dim aura fades from around Calidus.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Calidus suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The light blue glow leaves Calidus.
The bright luminescence fades from around Calidus.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

and those who help him

[cronuss]

lol

youre a special one

[IorakeWarhammer]

from a week ago (edit: after he and Flamer both killed me in town = fines for both of them = win)

[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end of the space, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see a garlic-laced sweet corn cake, a large acorn, a tincture of acantha, a weathered fel box, a tincture of acantha, a tincture of acantha, a large acorn, a large acorn, a battered iron strongbox, an engraved tanik trunk, a flashing neon sign, a white marble frame surrounding a pale glowing blue portal, the Stone, a blood-stained steel mirror, some stone benches with some stuff on it and an herbal remedy donation bin.
Also here: Staypuff, a stunned Mordechai who is lying down, Grom, Lord Sheikh, Chii, Novice Oscar, Sweet Sihaya, Cervina
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
>cas morde
You gesture at Mordechai.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Mordechai! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 33 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Strong strike, punctures lung!

* Mordechai drops dead at your feet!

The dim celadon wisps about Mordechai's hands flare up once more and fade completely away.
The powerful look leaves Mordechai.
Mordechai loses the flickering unbridled energy surrounding him.
The dim aura fades from around Mordechai.
A crimson mist bleeds out from Mordechai's exposed skin.
Mordechai seems to lose some focus as his eyes narrow and shift momentarily to one side.
The light blue glow leaves Mordechai.
Mordechai appears less battle-ready as a soft glow dissipates from around his form.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Mordechai suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Mordechai appears less confident and fearless.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Mordechai begins to falter, then completely fades away.
The bright luminescence fades from around Mordechai.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Mordechai.
Mordechai seems a bit less imposing.

A small human child cries out, "Murder!". His mother then sends him off for the town constable.
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[townkiller]

Iorake,

You are a disgusting individual.

I mean that in the most humorless and personally offensive way possible. I'm not trying to flame you or make people laugh. I'm not even trying to insult you. I absolutely mean you are a complete piece of shit human being.

You are an ignorant, self-obsessed, socially inept moron. People don't constantly tell you to shut up because they think it's funny. They really mean it. You come across as deeply repulsive and stupid in everything you say.

This has nothing to do with Shattered or you and Mordechai. You care way too much about this game. Take a break. Go away. Stop spamming our community with the same cross-posted shit you've already put in three other threads.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Pos rep for that babe!

But please, read the first post here: "please use this thread for LOGS and not for the usual retards of the boards to post their endless whining / complaining about posts."

This is 100% applying to you. I admire your passion, but please refrain from being a meanie head. That is all. Also, for every crying individual such as yourself, there are (guaranteed) 3-4 anonymous readers who enjoy this stuff.

[townkiller]

Pos rep for that babe!

The sad part is that you won't take the time to consider what I've said and will just shrug it off as another joke. I really wasn't trying to insult you.

It doesn't concern you that this is how you come across to people? It isn't like we're a large community. We're just a few gamers who play a game. You're acting like you fit in, but we find you to be repugnant and obnoxious, which is saying a lot considering the type of people who play Gemstone.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Ok I see you're serious. Look - browse the other junk people post. I'm not exactly a white rose in a field of red. I am a very busy person and I come here for release. It is really, really, really, not that serious. I find the level of scrutiny that I get extremely hysterical.

But I think you're on to something here. You see, from about 1998-2003 I was part of the AOL Gemstone chatroom. My screen name was "NeJaeden." I was incredibly obnoxious at that time. I have actually come a long way. I think when I post here, I get memories of that chat and some immature, teenage urges begin to descend. I'm extremely open to criticism and self-critique, as you can see in the thread "ok, ok, you guys were right.."

Self criticism builds character. And yes, my character needs some work. Hence the quotes in the signature. I'm really not sanctimonious with those quotes, I want to see them, every time I post, to remind me to at least take the edge off of what I'm saying.

I am human!!!

But please, let's post logs, don't make another troll thread about me, that would really just be an incredible waste of time.

[Jayvn]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xw5B2WiAiQU/SNC8QxpZdeI/AAAAAAAAARQ/Fnex95rxn9s/s400/Poker-Retard-Tablets.jpg

[Drevihyin]

You swing your keenly-edged whit at Clueless!
AS: +585 vs DS: -161 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +39 = +753
... and hit for 229 points of damage!
Feint to Clueless's head!
Quick flick at his masturbation hand!
Nasty cut to right hand!
The guiding force leaves you.

** Your keenly-edged whit flares with a burst of grandeur! **

... 100 points of damage!
Burst of grandeur to the abdomen toasts skin nicely.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[IorakeWarhammer]

and im retarded!!!!!

[Nieninque]

You are pretty fucking stupid.


and im retarded!!!!!

well yes, that too!

[Inspire]

You swing your keenly-edged whit at Clueless!
AS: +585 vs DS: -161 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +39 = +195
... and hit for 229 points of damage!
Feint to Clueless's head!
Quick flick at his masturbation hand!
Nasty cut to right hand!
The guiding force leaves you.

** Your keenly-edged whit flares with a burst of grandeur! **

... 100 points of damage!
Burst of grandeur to the abdomen toasts skin nicely.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.


LOL

I'm glad I stopped to read that instead of glazing over it like it was GS scroll.

[Deathravin]

You swing your keenly-edged whit at Clueless!
AS: +585 vs DS: -161 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +39 = +195
... and hit for 229 points of damage!
Feint to Clueless's head!
Quick flick at his masturbation hand!
Nasty cut to right hand!
The guiding force leaves you.

** Your keenly-edged whit flares with a burst of grandeur! **

... 100 points of damage!
Burst of grandeur to the abdomen toasts skin nicely.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

All I saw is that the roll & final don't match up to the ASvsDS... should be a 753 end roll, right? ><

[IorakeWarhammer]

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs43/PRE/f/2009/098/2/6/Wallpaper_Troll_Party_16001200_by_trollliquor.jpg

[Drevihyin]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/Troll2.jpg

[Fluffel]

wait... wait... are you calling other people trolls?

You, who asked if 10x and flares was better tha 10x?

I have walked a fine line between thinking you were a brilliant troll trying to get a rise, and someone who for medical reasons needs to wear a padded helmet...

[IorakeWarhammer]

wait... wait... are you calling other people trolls?

You, who asked if 10x and flares was better tha 10x?

I have walked a fine line between thinking you were a brilliant troll trying to get a rise, and someone who for medical reasons needs to wear a padded helmet...

how 'bout a healthy mix of both!!!!

[Drevihyin]

StupidFilter:

This highly experimental piece of software is in beta and will some day be able to recognize comment stupidity the moment it's posted. They have a demo on their site you can play with.

You plug this code into your comment section and it's like a strap of tape over the mouth of every teenager who can't type a sentence without including the word "fail."

[Fluffel]

I appreciate roleplay so much more in the game... or in the bedroom...

Heh.

[mgoddess]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sO--8BY-fLw/SYTrf1L-dDI/AAAAAAAABA4/2AKs9iJIBdw/s400/short_bus.jpg

[Ribbons]

Socks are fo' yo' feet silly.

[IorakeWarhammer]

apologies for the cross post but I did make this thread solely for this purpose. Enjoy guys.

[Ruined Potter's Field]
Before you lies the remnants of an old graveyard, long forgotten by living folk. Trees and other plant life have moved their way across the old field, in many places pushing the ancient markers from their original resting places. You also see a weathered modwir trunk and a low-hanging copse of trees.
Also here: Cervina, Cthulu, Lord Mordechai
Obvious paths: east, southwest
>cast at mordechai
[Roll result: 88 (open d100: 33)]
Cthulu tries to maneuver in close with you, but you manage to avoid his attempt.
>prep 616
>cast at mordechai
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Mordechai.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Mordechai! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 10 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... hits for 17 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike to abdomen punctures stomach!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Wait 3 sec.
>e
You don't have a spell prepared!
>
[Ruined Potter's Field]
Skirting the field, a simple path leads you east along the edge of a few fading gravesites. The abandoned plots may have once had markers, but there is no remaining evidence of them. You also see a zombie and a dented steel coffer.
Obvious paths: east, southwest, west
>w
[Ruined Potter's Field]
Before you lies the remnants of an old graveyard, long forgotten by living folk. Trees and other plant life have moved their way across the old field, in many places pushing the ancient markers from their original resting places. You also see a weathered modwir trunk and a low-hanging copse of trees.
Also here: Cervina, Cthulu, a stunned Lord Mordechai who is lying down
Obvious paths: east, southwest
>prep 616
>cast at mordechai
[Roll result: 71 (open d100: 16)]
Cthulu tries to maneuver in close with you, but you manage to avoid his attempt.
>
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>prep 616
>cast at mordechai
You gesture at Mordechai.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Mordechai! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 20 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Strike clean through neck, what a shot! Good form!

* Mordechai drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Mordechai.
For an instant, Mordechai's wounds begin to knit, and it looks as though he will successfully cling to life. Then, the reality of death overcomes the influence of Troll's Blood.
Mordechai seems to lose some focus as his eyes narrow and shift momentarily to one side.
Mordechai loses the flickering unbridled energy surrounding him.
The dim aura fades from around Mordechai.
Mordechai's movements no longer appear to be influenced by a divine power as the spiritual force fades from around his arms.
Mordechai appears less battle-ready as a soft glow dissipates from around his form.
Mordechai appears less secure.
The deep blue glow leaves Mordechai.
The faint blue glow fades from around Mordechai's hands.
Mordechai appears less confident and fearless.
The light blue glow leaves Mordechai.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Mordechai begins to falter, then completely fades away.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

[IorakeWarhammer]

[Roll result: 88 (open d100: 33)]
Cthulu tries to maneuver in close with you, but you manage to avoid his attempt.

[Roll result: 71 (open d100: 16)]
Cthulu tries to maneuver in close with you, but you manage to avoid his attempt.


Cthulu is significantly lower than me in level. When I asked Mordechai why these cmans were attempted, he said: "I was clicked onto the wrong screen," which to me implied that he was going to do the cmans with Mordechai, but screwed up. Then he later changed his story and said he was reading the PC when I killed him. But why would someone go into a hunting area of a known enemy that doesn't currently script that area, and then sit there AFK typing on a message board? He is stupid but not that stupid. So obviously he has access to Cthulu / owns him entirely. The 8 post Cthulu avatar on here is certainly suspicious, is it not?

[Drevihyin]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/who-cares.jpg

[Cthulu]

Cthulu is significantly lower than me in level. When I asked Mordechai why these cmans were attempted, he said: "I was clicked onto the wrong screen," which to me implied that he was going to do the cmans with Mordechai, but screwed up. Then he later changed his story and said he was reading the PC when I killed him. But why would someone go into a hunting area of a known enemy that doesn't currently script that area, and then sit there AFK typing on a message board? He is stupid but not that stupid. So obviously he has access to Cthulu / owns him entirely. The 8 post Cthulu avatar on here is certainly suspicious, is it not?

That's not what I asked.

[Stanley Burrell]

When I was little, my father was famous:

He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords for the Shogun. It was a bad time for the empire.

The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils, and that he was rotting with evil. The Shogun said the people were not loyal. He said he had a lot of enemies, but he killed more people than that...

...It was a bad time. Everybody living in fear, but still we were happy.

My father would come home to mother, and when he had seen her, he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem.

At night, mother would sing for us, while father would go into his temple and pray for peace. He'd pray for things to get better.

Then, one night the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father, but they didn't. That was the night everything changed, forever. That was when my father left his samurai life and became a demon. He became an assassin who walks the road of vengeance. And he took me with him. I don't remember most of this myself.

I only remember the Shogun's ninja hunting us wherever we go. And the bodies falling. And the blood.

[HJFudge]

When I was little, my father was famous:

He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords for the Shogun. It was a bad time for the empire.

The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils, and that he was rotting with evil. The Shogun said the people were not loyal. He said he had a lot of enemies, but he killed more people than that...

...It was a bad time. Everybody living in fear, but still we were happy.

My father would come home to mother, and when he had seen her, he would forget about the killings. He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him. Maybe that was the problem.

At night, mother would sing for us, while father would go into his temple and pray for peace. He'd pray for things to get better.

Then, one night the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house. They were supposed to kill my father, but they didn't. That was the night everything changed, forever. That was when my father left his samurai life and became a demon. He became an assassin who walks the road of vengeance. And he took me with him. I don't remember most of this myself.

I only remember the Shogun's ninja hunting us wherever we go. And the bodies falling. And the blood.

What book is that from, if I may ask? I enjoyed it, had atmosphere.

[BriarFox]

It's not from a book. It's from "Shogun Assassin" (1980).

[ElvenFury]

What book is that from, if I may ask? I enjoyed it, had atmosphere.
I believe that's the beginning narration to Shogun Assassin (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081506/).

[HJFudge]

Ah ok, seems interesting. I may have to check it out! Thanks guys!

[IorakeWarhammer]

You can always pay me off (as you offered that I could pay you off)

I think 10 million silvers would do the trick. You'd be on my "protected" list. LOL!

[HJFudge]

Naaaah its ok! We've been pretty effective in keeping you from leveling :)

[peam]

What book is that from, if I may ask? I enjoyed it, had atmosphere.


Is that you in your avatar?

If so, are you wearing a polyester flame shirt?

A.. polyester ..BLUE ..flame shirt?

[BriarFox]

That picture explains so much. I think he's Emeradan's brother.

[HJFudge]

Is that you in your avatar?

If so, are you wearing a polyester flame shirt?

A.. polyester ..BLUE ..flame shirt?

Yes it is me.

And its polyester, yes. But its Dragons with little flamey things around it. Just cant see the dragons at that angle.

Hey its comfortable, I like it, and whats wrong with blue? Yes yes I get the 'haha hes wearing a very FLAMING shirt' angle but Im a bit confused why blue is bad.

[peam]

Yes it is me.

And its polyester, yes. But its Dragons with little flamey things around it. Just cant see the dragons at that angle.

Hey its comfortable, I like it, and whats wrong with blue? Yes yes I get the 'haha hes wearing a very FLAMING shirt' angle but Im a bit confused why blue is bad.

The fact that you're the type of dude who would wear a polyester button-up shirt with blue flames and a dragon on it is the joke.

[HJFudge]

The fact that you're the type of dude who would wear a polyester button-up shirt with blue flames and a dragon on it is the joke.

I was unaware that we all were so fashion conscious here. I freely admit that I may or may not have good taste in clothing, as I kinda just buy what looks neat and/or is cheap...

I dunno. Theres so many other jokes you could make that would be more amusing at my expense.

Joke about the emo hair overhang, or the Harry Potter look-a-likeness, all SORTS of different jokes that I'd even crack a smile at.

But my fashion sense? Eh I dunno, I give the joke 2 out of 4 stars.

[Cthulu]

Internet nerds who pay 20+ bucks to play a text-based MMO making fun of others appearance / clothing = lol

[BriarFox]

Internet nerds who pay 20+ bucks to play a text-based MMO making fun of others appearance / clothing = lol

Double-posting under an alt account = LOL, too.

[Deathravin]

Something I've never understood about Forums... Sure you can't be posting the IP address of the poster to every tom, dick, and harry out there... but you could easily say-
'Posting from IP Address # 1121 - in Bumfuckville Iowa'

[Cthulu]

Something I've never understood about Forums... Sure you can't be posting the IP address of the poster to every tom, dick, and harry out there... but you could easily say-
'Posting from IP Address # 1121 - in Bumfuckville Iowa'

The admins can see them.

[Deathravin]

The admins can see them.

I know this. But they don't post them - as well they shouldn't.

[HJFudge]

Double-posting under an alt account = LOL, too.

Hehe Jaeden says it so it MUST be true! His track record speaks for itself, after all!

[BriarFox]

Hehe Jaeden says it so it MUST be true! His track record speaks for itself, after all!

More like the fact that that user name only pops up in threads you post in, in support of your comments, and that Cthulu in Shattered seems to be one of your alts on another account.

[HJFudge]

More like the fact that that user name only pops up in threads you post in, in support of your comments, and that Cthulu in Shattered seems to be one of your alts on another account.

Didnt you once accuse me of using Flamer as my alt too? Damn, everyone is my Alt I guess!

[Inspire]

I don't think Mordechai is Cthulu, for what it matters.

[IorakeWarhammer]

nah I never suspected that really. no evidence. just a butt buddy. the denial is clear though Mordie c'mon just spill it

[BriarFox]

Didnt you once accuse me of using Flamer as my alt too? Damn, everyone is my Alt I guess!

No.

[IorakeWarhammer]

I don't think he "is" Cthulu. But there is enough evidence to suggest that he has account access.

[Cthulu]

I don't think he "is" Cthulu. But there is enough evidence to suggest that he has account access.

Changing your story now?

[IorakeWarhammer]

i've floated a theory and provided evidence.. a good detective doesn't make too many assumptions. deductive reasoning is never too fruitful :)

[Cthulu]

i've floated a theory and provided evidence.. a good detective doesn't make too many assumptions. deductive reasoning is never too fruitful :)

You mean like when you assumed I was lv 10?

[IorakeWarhammer]

>w
>
[Noman's Land, Cave]
Some large, fetid-smelling piles of urgh hides are grouped about a fire pit. A small cookpot hangs above the fire from an iron spear driven into the soil. Koar only knows what's for supper, but it smells a lot like wet, long-dead orc. You also see a cyclops that appears dead.
Also here: Lord Mordechai
Obvious exits: northeast, east
>
Mordechai searches a cyclops.
A cyclops decays into compost.
>
Mordechai just left.

[IorakeWarhammer]

honored he built me into the script

[RichardCranium]

Change your avatar, it's gayer than Drew2's.

[IorakeWarhammer]

least its me lol

[RichardCranium]

What, that's definitely me in mine.

[Deathravin]

Mine's my next ex-wife.

[RichardCranium]

least its me lol

Oh you meant Drew's. Yeah, good point.

[Methais]

Iorake,

You are a disgusting individual.

I mean that in the most humorless and personally offensive way possible. I'm not trying to flame you or make people laugh. I'm not even trying to insult you. I absolutely mean you are a complete piece of shit human being.

You are an ignorant, self-obsessed, socially inept moron. People don't constantly tell you to shut up because they think it's funny. They really mean it. You come across as deeply repulsive and stupid in everything you say.

This has nothing to do with Shattered or you and Mordechai. You care way too much about this game. Take a break. Go away. Stop spamming our community with the same cross-posted shit you've already put in three other threads.

He's the X-Pac of the PC.
http://www.thecanonlogic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/xpac3.jpg

[LMingrone]

Change your avatar, it's gayer than Drew2's.

But is it gayer than Ranaldo?
http://i.imgur.com/1Ht9O.gif

[ThadJarvis]

As of right now, who else is part of Mordechai's group?

[Ryvicke]

But is it gayer than Ranaldo?
http://i.imgur.com/1Ht9O.gif

:rofl:

I had not seen that .gif before--he looks seriously confused at what he just looked at and how he feels about it.

[Methais]

least its me lol

You just admitted that you're gayer than Drew2's avatar, gg.

[IorakeWarhammer]

[Roll result: 108 (open d100: 24)]
>prep 616
A shadowy figure springs upon you from behind and attempts to grasp you by the chin while bringing a feras dagger up to slit your throat!

The shadowy figure's aim is slightly off and it only manages to inflict a minor flesh wound upon you!
... 1 point of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a severe smiting of lightning! **

... 50 points of damage!
Horrifying electrical shock converts head into blood-stained glass. Death is a step up.
You feel the aura of confidence leave you.
The very powerful look leaves you.
The white light leaves you.
You no longer feel so dextrous.
The air calms down around you.
You become solid again.
You return to normal color.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
The figure quickly disappears from view.

[Some Rogue]

>
Also here: Lord Mordechai
Obvious exits: northeast, east
>
Mordechai searches a cyclops.
A cyclops decays into compost.
>
Mordechai just left.

lol


[

The shadowy figure's aim is slightly off and it only manages to inflict a minor flesh wound upon you!
... 1 point of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a severe smiting of lightning! **

... 50 points of damage!
Horrifying electrical shock converts head into blood-stained glass. Death is a step up.

lol feras

And this is why so called PvP in GS is a joke. 90% of the time the person who hits their button first wins, not to mention the cheap shit like this log.

I really wouldn't be proud of killing anyone in GS especially if I had to resort to using feras.

[IorakeWarhammer]

[Frith's Inn, Main Saloon]
Drawn by the aroma of good food and strong drink, you enter the main saloon. The innkeeper presides merrily, ensuring everyone gets a share of attention from the pretty serving wenches and the handsome lad behind the bar. Long benches and rectangular tables seat high-spirited patrons. You also see some tree bark, a pale blue wolf skin kerchief, some swinging doors and a cozy booth.
Also here: Lord Mordechai, Winsauce, Lord Grundle
Obvious exits: north
>
[LNet]-GSIV:Tonklin: "somehow I took a 70 hp tick poison pulse"
Mordechai just left.

[Methais]

I want feras Immolate.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Lord Mordechai just went south.
[Zeltoph's Base]
The west wind soughs through the pinetops high over head. In every direction, ancient pines stretch toward the heavens, and their trunks hide the path even a short distance ahead. The only young plants in sight are those along the trail, sprouting where hooves and boots have disturbed the earth.
Also here: Lord Mordechai
Obvious paths: north, south
HJ>
You come out of hiding.
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
J>
You gesture at Mordechai.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Mordechai! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 7 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Strike pierces thigh!
He is knocked to the ground!
... hits for 20 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Nice shot to the head gouges Mordechai's cheek!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

[IorakeWarhammer]

oops

Lord Mordechai just went south.
[Zeltoph's Base]
The west wind soughs through the pinetops high over head. In every direction, ancient pines stretch toward the heavens, and their trunks hide the path even a short distance ahead. The only young plants in sight are those along the trail, sprouting where hooves and boots have disturbed the earth.
Also here: Lord Mordechai
Obvious paths: north, south
HJ>
You come out of hiding.
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
J>
You gesture at Mordechai.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Mordechai! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 7 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Strike pierces thigh!
He is knocked to the ground!
... hits for 20 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Nice shot to the head gouges Mordechai's cheek!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
J>
Mordechai just left.

[IorakeWarhammer]

[Zeltoph's Base]
The west wind soughs through the pinetops high over head. In every direction, ancient pines stretch toward the heavens, and their trunks hide the path even a short distance ahead. The only young plants in sight are those along the trail, sprouting where hooves and boots have disturbed the earth. You also see a greater orc.
Also here: a stunned Lord Mordechai who is lying down, Cervina
Obvious paths: north, south
I>
[LNet]-GSIV:Hcore: "i must say, this is by far the best name i've seen simu's name generator ever come up with"
>prep 616
>cast at mordechai
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
I>
Be at peace my child, there is no need for spells of war in here.
I>s
I>
[Zeltoph's Base]
To the east the trail parallels the mountain's base, keeping the slope more gradual and less wearing for travelers, two- and four-legged alike. To the north it heads directly downslope among the pines.
Obvious paths: north, east
I>n
[Zeltoph's Base]
The west wind soughs through the pinetops high over head. In every direction, ancient pines stretch toward the heavens, and their trunks hide the path even a short distance ahead. The only young plants in sight are those along the trail, sprouting where hooves and boots have disturbed the earth. You also see a greater orc.
Also here: Lord Mordechai who is lying down, Cervina
Obvious paths: north, south

[Drevihyin]

Seems fairly wimpish slamming then bringing in another character to sanct the area. I would expect more from a steely eyed killer!

[Ribbons]

Or a guy claiming to RP as a mob boss.

[HJFudge]

Isnt this sposed to posts of me dying?

For the steely eyed killer post: Fair point, but I have IRON eyes actually. Iron spikes in them. And we've all decided that Living is more important than seeming cool, so we've adjusted accordingly.

To the Mob Boss post: This is exactly what a mob boss would do. They arent paragons of honor and virtue, they are thugs and ruffians and no good beatniks!

All I see here is an example of good strategy. Waste the enemies time and resources. How'd you enjoy spending all night cooped up in that table Jaeden?

[Deathravin]

So... what ARE Mordechai's rules anyway? I didn't know there was an RP aspect to it. I thought it was just The Joker mentality... introducing a some anarchy, turning plans (scripts) against themselves, and causing some general mayhem - Rather than letting Shattered become a bastion of scripters with no strife.

Mob bosses have rules and graft and wars...

[Ribbons]

Mob bosses were much more cunning than what I've seen so far. They would talk first, perform a beat down when the talking failed, then attempt a second talk when the intended message was sent. When all else failed you had people finding bodies. They were in no way, shape, or form ruffians and beatniks.

I believe you're confusing todays modern gangsters to those of an old school one. But whatever.

[Cthulu]

yawn.

[Bhaalizmo]

Shart

[Jorddyn]

'Posting from IP Address # 1121 - in Bumfuckville Iowa'


:wtf:

:club:

[HJFudge]

So... what ARE Mordechai's rules anyway? I didn't know there was an RP aspect to it. I thought it was just The Joker mentality... introducing a some anarchy, turning plans (scripts) against themselves, and causing some general mayhem - Rather than letting Shattered become a bastion of scripters with no strife.

Mob bosses have rules and graft and wars...

Well the Anarchy thing is definately there, Random Killings and what not, as well as a few other ideas we are cooking up.

The rules though are simple (gonna say this OOC so everyone can understand): We kill you once, you can take a try at us once and, win or lose, no hard feelings either side and we wont bother you again for weeks at least (as long as no corpse camping occurs). Try MORE than once, or bitch so much it gets annoying, and we KOS you.

What this means: We will corpse camp you. We will disarm you. We will kill you AFK. We will locate you 24/7 at random intervals. Basically we will 'grief' you. We wont fight fair and you may get us a couple times but we will shut down your leveling, especially your AFK leveling.

Now what do you do if you find yourself on this list? Well, we are trying something new with this to see how it works. If you get put on the list, I will message you to explain why you were put on, and what this means. I will then say that you can pay a reperation fee (level dependant and dependant on how annoying you were) to be off the list (until you attack us again or what not) and you will be back to being neutral with us.

Once again. I dont mind someone coming for revenge against one of us, once. But if they begin targetting our members, we will respond.

[BriarFox]

Have to love how your tone changes as you start getting your ass handed to you: the "you can attack us once" thing is completely new.

[IorakeWarhammer]

you forgot to add "I will log out like a bitch if you stun me"

[IorakeWarhammer]

or let's not forget "when you come back to haunt me I will put you into my script so when you show up in my hunting area I'll auto-log!"

[Ribbons]

Well the Anarchy thing is definately there, Random Killings and what not, as well as a few other ideas we are cooking up.

The rules though are simple (gonna say this OOC so everyone can understand): We kill you once, you can take a try at us once and, win or lose, no hard feelings either side and we wont bother you again for weeks at least (as long as no corpse camping occurs). Try MORE than once, or bitch so much it gets annoying, and we KOS you.

What this means: We will corpse camp you. We will disarm you. We will kill you AFK. We will locate you 24/7 at random intervals. Basically we will 'grief' you. We wont fight fair and you may get us a couple times but we will shut down your leveling, especially your AFK leveling.

Now what do you do if you find yourself on this list? Well, we are trying something new with this to see how it works. If you get put on the list, I will message you to explain why you were put on, and what this means. I will then say that you can pay a reperation fee (level dependant and dependant on how annoying you were) to be off the list (until you attack us again or what not) and you will be back to being neutral with us.

Once again. I dont mind someone coming for revenge against one of us, once. But if they begin targetting our members, we will respond.
So...what happens when somebody just destroys you and your group? Do you just laugh and try to play it off or...?

[IorakeWarhammer]

they usually Alt-F4 before you can finish the job which takes it to a whole new level of sweetness

[Some Rogue]

Have to love how your tone changes as you start getting your ass handed to you: the "you can attack us once" thing is completely new.

As is this..


we wont bother you again for weeks at least

[Methais]

Isnt this sposed to posts of me dying?

For the steely eyed killer post: Fair point, but I have IRON eyes actually. Iron spikes in them. And we've all decided that Living is more important than seeming cool, so we've adjusted accordingly.

To the Mob Boss post: This is exactly what a mob boss would do. They arent paragons of honor and virtue, they are thugs and ruffians and no good beatniks!

All I see here is an example of good strategy. Waste the enemies time and resources. How'd you enjoy spending all night cooped up in that table Jaeden?


Typically, mob bosses have their henchmen do the work and rarely get involved directly, because they have the money to pay everyone to do their dirty work.

To put it into gaming terms, have you ever played a game where you fight the mob boss on level 1? Of course not. You fight them last, after you've killed all their henchmen.

Mob bosses don't go on patrol looking for people to kill, so your whole idea of being a mob boss fails miserably, just like that Harry Potter wannabe in your avatar that I hope isn't you.

Come back when you're way post cap and have hundreds of millions of coins to pay people to work for you, then maybe it won't be so laughable. Unless of course, you think "gangster" and "gangsta" are the same thing, in which case, /quadruplefacepalm

[RichardCranium]

.../quadruplefacepalm

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/Facepalm-1.gif

[Deathravin]

you forgot to add "I will log out like a bitch if you stun me"

I have to admit, the fact he's doing this makes his credibility as a 'gangster' go right down the tube. This is a 100% bitch move. As much as I don't like to, I agree with you.

[Methais]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

clips of you killing... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1121822#post1121822) 06-20-2010 07:16 PM It is him. So is this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXpaylWB7m8 It explains a lot about why he feels the need to feel like a man in a video game.

BONUS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWe6Z22PcE

[Ryvicke]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

clips of you killing... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1121822#post1121822) 06-20-2010 07:16 PM It is him. So is this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXpaylWB7m8 It explains a lot about why he feels the need to feel like a man in a video game.

BONUS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWe6Z22PcE

sigh... someone sent me this rep yesterday but I was holding the links in hopes that I could use them to blackmail the Marlu clan into not killing me if I ever started playing Shattered.

Way to blow up my spot.

Someone needs to transcribe the lyrics to "Prayer" stat.

[Methais]

sigh... someone sent me this rep yesterday but I was holding the links in hopes that I could use them to blackmail the Marlu clan into not killing me if I ever started playing Shattered.

Way to blow up my spot.

Someone needs to transcribe the lyrics to "Prayer" stat.

There's always the officials.

[nub]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

clips of you killing... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1121822#post1121822) 06-20-2010 07:16 PM It is him. So is this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXpaylWB7m8 It explains a lot about why he feels the need to feel like a man in a video game.

BONUS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWe6Z22PcE

Damn....

[Tisket]

Dude in that video needs to lose the facial hair. It's too light in color and just looks stupid.

[nub]

I wonder who that dude is...

[Tisket]

Someone who is tone deaf.

[IorakeWarhammer]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit:

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good licks though :)

[Monotonous]

I think when people put videos on YouTube they commonly don't really give a shit when people see them. Honestly doesn't seem like that bad of a musician anyway..

Although I realize this is the internet, isn't it a bit high school to post pictures/video of someone and make fun of them? I thought the crowd here was older than that. I'm sure most of you are hideous chuds, anyway.

[IorakeWarhammer]

this poor guy i think i will stop killing him now and let him own me

[Methais]

I wonder who that dude is...

http://www.funhousetheatrical.com/images/Adult_Harry_Potter_costumes.jpg

[Methais]

Although I realize this is the internet, isn't it a bit high school to post pictures/video of someone and make fun of them? I thought the crowd here was older than that. I'm sure most of you are hideous chuds, anyway.

I think when people put videos on YouTube they commonly don't really give a shit when people see them.

[nub]

Although I realize this is the internet, isn't it a bit high school to post pictures/video of someone and make fun of them? I thought the crowd here was older than that. I'm sure most of you are hideous chuds, anyway.

Why do you assume the bolded? There is a picture-post it up folder and people aren't making fun of others, nor are they hideous.

Also, why do you think people here are making fun of him?

[Monotonous]

I think when people put videos on YouTube they commonly don't really give a shit when people see them.
Right, which was a point separate from my second one. I'm not defending him or his actions. Just saying this is some real pot calling the kettle black shit. You've stooped much lower than he has.

[Tisket]

Although I realize this is the internet, isn't it a bit high school to post pictures/video of someone and make fun of them? I thought the crowd here was older than that.

I was simply emotionlessly stating obvious facts. If a day ever comes that I take enough notice of someone to insult them, you'll be able to easily tell the difference.

[Monotonous]

Why do you assume the bolded? There is a picture-post it up folder and people aren't making fun of others, nor are they hideous.

Also, why do you think people here are making fun of him?

Please, your shit is so ugly you can't even play a game with visuals.

[RichardCranium]

Right, which was a point separate from my second one. I'm not defending him or his actions. Just saying this is some real pot calling the kettle black shit. You've stooped much lower than he has.


Please, your shit is so ugly you can't even play a game with visuals.

.

[nub]

Please, your shit is so ugly you can't even play a game with visuals.

:ohshit:

[HJFudge]

Someone who is tone deaf.

Hey my singing isnt the best but Im a pretty good guitarist. If you know anyone who is willing to sing my lyrics who can sing rather well, let me know! For free, of course heh.

The way I figure it: If 'what what in the butt' can get 30 MILLION views for something that a) isnt funny and b) isnt good singing, then maybe my slightly amusing Fat song + not good singing can too. :)

[Tisket]

You play the guitar well. Singing, not so much.

[Methais]

Right, which was a point separate from my second one. I'm not defending him or his actions. Just saying this is some real pot calling the kettle black shit. You've stooped much lower than he has.

Because I reposted a link that he posted on Youtube that was sent to me in a rep comment?

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/61/Notrly.jpg

Besides, saying he looks like Harry Potter could technically be a compliment, depending on one's opinion of Harry Potter. I just happen to think Harry Potter is a huge gaylord, though Fudge's fat song was pretty amusing. Hopefully someone that can sing will redo it. And there's no shame in not being able to sing as long as you don't think you're awesome at it, which I haven't seen Fudge claim.


Please, your shit is so ugly you can't even play a game with visuals.

I'm not defending him or his actions. Just saying this is some real pot calling the kettle black shit. You've stooped much lower than he has.

I'm seeing a trend here...

[Tisket]

I totally would have posted it too. But I also fully expect that if I posted a video and someone here found it that speed records would be broken posting it on the PC. Which is why I don't put public videos on the internet. They are all safely ensconced in my nightstand.

[RichardCranium]

I totally would have posted it too. But I also fully expect that if I posted a video and someone here found it that speed records would be broken posting it on the PC. Which is why I don't put public videos on the internet. They are all safely ensconced in my nightstand.

If they're public then it shouldn't be a problem. Now the few I have in a shoebox in my closet is a different story...

[Tisket]

lmao

[thefarmer]

I totally would have posted it too. But I also fully expect that if I posted a video and someone here found it that speed records would be broken posting it on the PC. Which is why I don't put public videos on the internet. They are all safely ensconced in my nightstand.

The number of people hiding in your trees just tripled.

[Monotonous]

I'm all about insulting people over the internet; I've been doing it successfully for over a decade. It was just my observation that the general population here (not Methias specifically) was no better, and in some cases much worse, than Mordechai. If bullying people with words were an art form, you guys would be fingerpaint-splattered mongoloids in Mrs. O'Leary's 3rd period Special Ed class.

[HJFudge]

I'm not sure why you think posting youtube clips that I...uh...posted on the forums in an attempt to get people to look at them and tell me what they think is some sort of Victory?

I made them, and posted them, so people would view them?


But this is all par for the course in the bizzaro-world which has become these threads...


"Oooooo that Mordechai! We'll show him! We'll post these youtube videos he put out on the internet and laugh at him because we totally showed him by posting these videos in public that...he...posted in public...."

[cronuss]

lol


lol feras

And this is why so called PvP in GS is a joke. 90% of the time the person who hits their button first wins, not to mention the cheap shit like this log.

I really wouldn't be proud of killing anyone in GS especially if I had to resort to using feras.

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/133/b/e/Emo_Tears_ID_by_Tierfal.jpg

[RichardCranium]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/133/b/e/Emo_Tears_ID_by_Tierfal.jpg

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k15/troydenh/halolz-dot-com-supersmashbrosbrawl-.jpg

[HJFudge]

I have to admit, the fact he's doing this makes his credibility as a 'gangster' go right down the tube. This is a 100% bitch move. As much as I don't like to, I agree with you.

It is a bitch move. I resisted implementing the policy change for awhile, because it seemed pretty retarded.

But Necen and others have done it, and It IS effective, and if something is a 'bitch move' (feras, spikethorn, other such things) but works?! Hell yes I am going to use it.

"No sir, Guns are dishonorable! You may use them against us, but we will fight like honorable men and use Swords!" may get you respect, but it also gets you dead.

[Tisket]

"Oooooo that Mordechai! We'll show him! We'll post these youtube videos he put out on the internet and laugh at him because we totally showed him by posting these videos in public that...he...posted in public...."

You shouldn't be ashamed of the videos. You should be red-faced about restating a point made previously though.

[RichardCranium]

It is a bitch move. I resisted implementing the policy change for awhile, because it seemed pretty retarded.

But Necen and others have done it, and It IS effective, and if something is a 'bitch move' (feras, spikethorn, other such things) but works?! Hell yes I am going to use it.

"No sir, Guns are dishonorable! You may use them against us, but we will fight like honorable men and use Swords!" may get you respect, but it also gets you dead.

If it could only get you laid.

[Cthulu]

You need voice training. So do I. But you're rediculously soft spoken anyways, so it couldn't hurt. Your guitarirating isn't half bad, so fuck it. go find a vocal coach and make some more music.

[Ribbons]

But Necen and others have done it, and It IS effective, and if something is a 'bitch move' (feras, spikethorn, other such things) but works?! Hell yes I am going to use it.

Er...no comment. I'm attempting to stay neutral.

[Some Rogue]

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/133/b/e/Emo_Tears_ID_by_Tierfal.jpg

What do I have to cry about again? I've only had one character killed by douchebag and it was because I was 10 levels below him. I'm just stating the obvious, anyone who thinks GS pvp is the shit is a retard.

[Cthulu]

What do I have to cry about again? I've only had one character killed by douchebag and it was because I was 10 levels below him. I'm just stating the obvious, anyone who thinks GS pvp is the shit is a retard.

GS PVP *COULD* be the shit. it's far more potentially balanceable than 99% of the graphical MMO's.

You just couldn't rely on simutronics to do it...

[Methais]

GS PVP *COULD* be the shit. it's far more potentially balanceable than 99% of the graphical MMO's.

You just couldn't rely on simutronics to do it...

Good job reiterating his point.


anyone who thinks GS pvp is the shit is a retard.

Also considering the 42387402 year old GS coding, saying it's potentially balanceable (I don't think that's even a word but fuck it) is probably not even the case.

[HJFudge]

And no matter how balanced Simu ever, ever makes it, as long as you are killing afk people it is all moot. It wouldn't matter if they leveled the playing field right now and gave everyone the same skills and stats, which would be the ultimate "balancing". If one of the party that is "pvp'ing" (which by the way stands for Player vs. Player, which infers some type of "vs" in the equation) is not participating, then there is no pvp going on, there is only target practice. And I have heard all of the arguments for PvP and I truly do not give a shit anymore. I don't care. I am just saying, if you are going to call it PvP, and even throw the word balancing in there, then get your terms straight. And the age old gs CvC version of the term PvP is still the same thing. There has to be a vs for it to apply.

I dont think you know what the term PvP means. Player vs Player. They ARE participating simply by being there, afk or not. Whether or not you 'give a shit' about the arguments doesn't negate their value.

Player vs Player doesnt even have to involve any swinging at each other.

The race to level cap is Player vs Player. You are competing against other players in order to achieve a goal or collect resources. In order to 'win', you use various strategies or tactics. One is to script a really fast leveling script.

But remember! Other people, or Players, are competing for the same goal!

So, one of the tactics they may use to slow you down (and thus level faster than you and/or collect more resources) is to Kill you while you script. Or to hire someone else to do it for them.

Its Player vs Player. You may not LIKE it, you may not think its FAIR, but dont pretend it isnt exactly that.


There are more rational, logical arguments to be made on behalf of killing AFK folks being very much PvP, but I've seen this place's argument style is a bit different so...

Where's the Emo Tears picture? It applies.

[IorakeWarhammer]

I say we coin a new phrase called PvAFK

[IorakeWarhammer]

ya gotta give em credit for havin the balls to put something he created personally out there. the fat song is a bit witty. not many people can sing to where one can stand it anyway, I'd say his musical talent is above the usual norm. initially though I ROFL'd because it was such a stark contrast to the evil doom-demon super-uber death lover we've all come to know and love and be annoyed with.

the feras crit ya got on me with the 1 damage was pretty cool although it was cheap as hell. that stuff doesn't bug me as much as logging out when stunned / having Cervina rescue. when that type of stuff gets posted, I believe it's going to make a lot of people want to kill you much much more. just a thought.

[Methais]

I dont think you know what the term PvP means. Player vs Player. They ARE participating simply by being there, afk or not. Whether or not you 'give a shit' about the arguments doesn't negate their value.

That's actually Player vs. Script, which is even less challenging than PvE, since mobs can actually fight back. If you break into the jock's house that used to/still does beat you up in school and hit him in the head with a baseball bat while he's sleeping, did you win the fight? No, because a fight didn't take place, just like you ganking an afk character that's being operated by a script isn't PvP.


The race to level cap is Player vs Player. You are competing against other players in order to achieve a goal or collect resources. In order to 'win', you use various strategies or tactics. One is to script a really fast leveling script.

No, that's to see which player is the "best" at PvE.


But remember! Other people, or Players, are competing for the same goal!

So, one of the tactics they may use to slow you down (and thus level faster than you and/or collect more resources) is to Kill you while you script. Or to hire someone else to do it for them.

What about the people that don't give a shit about winning the race to cap, and you kill their AFK character that's being operated by a bunch of code with no actual input from the player, since he's not there, anyway? If they don't care if/when they reach cap, and aren't trying to beat you or anyone to it, how does that make them your competition in your retarded analogy? Also, nice random capitalization of "Kill" that makes no sense. And "Players".


Its Player vs Player. You may not LIKE it, you may not think its FAIR, but dont pretend it isnt exactly that.

Pretending isn't required to make the point, and you really fail hard at trying to make this argument. It's painfully obvious that it's you that doesn't know what PvP means, and chances are you suck royally at real, skill based PvP, which doesn't even exist in GS obviously, otherwise 99.99999% of the fights wouldn't come down to a combination of who pushes their macro button first and how fast their Internet connection gets the info from their PC to Simu's servers.

You don't even deserve a picture for making such a stupid post.

If you're just trolling though, then 10/10.


the feras crit ya got on me with the 1 damage was pretty cool although it was cheap as hell. that stuff doesn't bug me as much as logging out when stunned / having Cervina rescue. when that type of stuff gets posted, I believe it's going to make a lot of people want to kill you much much more. just a thought.

I wouldn't worry about that, because it won't be long before everyone starts getting 1-shotted 99.999999% another player attacks them. It probably already happens most of the time anyway.

[IorakeWarhammer]

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[HJFudge]

That's actually Player vs. Script, which is even less challenging than PvE, since mobs can actually fight back. If you break into the jock's house that used to/still does beat you up in school and hit him in the head with a baseball bat while he's sleeping, did you win the fight? No, because a fight didn't take place, just like you ganking an afk character that's being operated by a script isn't PvP.

Oh God I swear its like arguing with a 5 year old.



No, that's to see which player is the "best" at PvE.

A competition between players you say? Golly gee wiz! Sounds like a Player vs Player situation to me!



What about the people that don't give a shit about winning the race to cap, and you kill their AFK character that's being operated by a bunch of code with no actual input from the player, since he's not there, anyway? If they don't care if/when they reach cap, and aren't trying to beat you or anyone to it, how does that make them your competition in your retarded analogy? Also, nice random capitalization of "Kill" that makes no sense. And "Players".

They knew what they were getting into when they decided to join shattered. It's like going to wet n' wild and then complaining about getting wet. You are at...a water park. You are going. to. get. wet.

You are in Shattered. You are going. to. get. afk. killed.

They are participating simply by being there. Sure they may cross their fingers (or better yet, participate in some diplomacy) to decrease their chances of being killed by other players, but they are participating none the less.



Pretending isn't required to make the point, and you really fail hard at trying to make this argument. It's painfully obvious that it's you that doesn't know what PvP means, and chances are you suck royally at real, skill based PvP, which doesn't even exist in GS obviously, otherwise 99.99999% of the fights wouldn't come down to a combination of who pushes their macro button first and how fast their Internet connection gets the info from their PC to Simu's servers.

You don't even deserve a picture for making such a stupid post.

If you're just trolling though, then 10/10.

You are thinking (well, no, thinking isnt the correct term for what you are doing but we'll use it anyway for the sake of argument) that PvP is only the few seconds of a fight between one player and one other. Thats not PvP. Thats Dueling.

PvP, in any game, is way more than just the small little moments of the actual fight. Its preparing for it. Its analyzing the results. Its manipulating the situation beforehand to ensure victory. Its the PR that takes place between battles...the trash talk, the arguments, the backroom deals...the alliances, the truces, everything.

I know this is all a bit above your head but I hope you can get a big person to help read it to you so you Understand Good.

[IorakeWarhammer]

PvP, in any game, is way more than just the small little moments of the actual fight. Its preparing for it. Its analyzing the results. Its manipulating the situation beforehand to ensure victory. Its the PR that takes place between battles...the trash talk, the arguments, the backroom deals...the alliances, the truces, everything..

you forgot SLAMMING when you don't get your way!

:lolwave:

[Methais]

Oh God I swear its like arguing with a 5 year old.

I agree, and you're the 5-year-old because you just don't get it.


A competition between players you say? Golly gee wiz! Sounds like a Player vs Player situation to me!

Apparently the part where "best" was in quotes sailed right over your head.


They knew what they were getting into when they decided to join shattered. It's like going to wet n' wild and then complaining about getting wet. You are at...a water park. You are going. to. get. wet.

You are in Shattered. You are going. to. get. afk. killed.

They are participating simply by being there. Sure they may cross their fingers (or better yet, participate in some diplomacy) to decrease their chances of being killed by other players, but they are participating none the less.

I never disagreed with any of that. Anyone who's in Shattered doing anything has no room to cry if they get killed, even if they are afk. But killing a character that's being run by a script still isn't PvP. It's you killing their defenseless character because nobody's actually playing the character, but it's not PvP. Personally I don't give a shit if you kill people while they're afk. If you killed me while I was afk, I wouldn't care. I'd just come back and hunt you down and we'd probably end up exchanging kills for half the night.


You are thinking (well, no, thinking isnt the correct term for what you are doing but we'll use it anyway for the sake of argument) that PvP is only the few seconds of a fight between one player and one other. Thats not PvP. Thats Dueling.

PvP, in any game, is way more than just the small little moments of the actual fight. Its preparing for it. Its analyzing the results. Its manipulating the situation beforehand to ensure victory. Its the PR that takes place between battles...the trash talk, the arguments, the backroom deals...the alliances, the truces, everything.

The best strategy in the world on Counter-Strike won't do you any good if you miss all your shots, but you can still run in with no strategy and still rack up kills. Especially if the other team with the elaborate strategy misses all their shots.


I know this is all a bit above your head but I hope you can get a big person to help read it to you so you Understand Good.

I've probably been PvPing in one form or another since before you were born. Nothing you're presenting is above my head. What's going over your head is the difference between winning a fight against another player, be it a duel or some super elaborate shit involving complex strategies, and killing a program that plays your character for you. Neither should be QQ'd about in Shattered because people should expect to be griefed, but that's not the point and is totally irrelevant to what we're talking about.

The point is you think that shooting fish in a barrel with a machine gun makes you an awesome fisherman.

Also, I hope you can get a big person to help you learn when to use capital letters so that you can understand it well.

[IorakeWarhammer]

[Noman's Land, Cave]
Some crude, oversize reed torches provide a flickering light, which dances off the rough rock walls. The smells of smoke, mud and carrion blend into an unpleasant melange. From somewhere to the south, a low grumble echoes through the cavern. You also see a cyclops.
Also here: Lord Mordechai
Obvious exits: northeast, south
Roundtime: 3 sec.
HR>amb mord head
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a fine rhimar broadsword at Mordechai!
AS: +354 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +97 = +310
... and hit for 78 points of damage!
Amazing shot through Mordechai's nose enters the brain!

* Mordechai drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Mordechai.
The powerful look leaves Mordechai.
Mordechai appears less confident and fearless.
The deep blue glow leaves Mordechai.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Mordechai begins to falter, then completely fades away.
Mordechai seems to lose some focus as his eyes narrow and shift momentarily to one side.
Mordechai's movements no longer appear to be influenced by a divine power as the spiritual force fades from around his arms.
The faint blue glow fades from around Mordechai's hands.
Mordechai appears less secure.
The shimmering aura fades from around Mordechai.
A crimson mist bleeds out from Mordechai's exposed skin.
Mordechai loses the flickering unbridled energy surrounding him.
Mordechai appears less battle-ready as a soft glow dissipates from around his form.
The dim aura fades from around Mordechai.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 9 sec.
R>
* Mordechai just bit the dust!
Mordechai just left.


slam proof <3

[HJFudge]

I agree, and you're the 5-year-old because you just don't get it.

No, I've demonstrated a far better understanding of this topic in the post previous than what you are trying to pass off here, which I will go through point by point...again....to point out the numerous errors in thinking.




Apparently the part where "best" was in quotes sailed right over your head.


No, it didn't. How do you find out who is "best" at something? You have a competition! And...once again because apparently you dont read so good...its a competition between Players! *GASP* Holy Player vs Player Batman!



I never disagreed with any of that. Anyone who's in Shattered doing anything has no room to cry if they get killed, even if they are afk. But killing a character that's being run by a script still isn't PvP. It's you killing their defenseless character because nobody's actually playing the character, but it's not PvP. Personally I don't give a shit if you kill people while they're afk. If you killed me while I was afk, I wouldn't care. I'd just come back and hunt you down and we'd probably end up exchanging kills for half the night.


I only disagree with the 'its not PvP' statements in this one (obviously) but its a strong disagreement. Once again: Its not about the 5-15 seconds of the actual fight. Thats a small part of it.



The best strategy in the world on Counter-Strike won't do you any good if you miss all your shots, but you can still run in with no strategy and still rack up kills. Especially if the other team with the elaborate strategy misses all their shots.

You have to have the 'skills' yes. But didnt we JUST say that GS fights are rather skill-less affairs? I dont disagree with that. I disagree that thats all there is to PvP. Your PvP definition is far, far too limited in scope



I've probably been PvPing in one form or another since before you were born. Nothing you're presenting is above my head. What's going over your head is the difference between winning a fight against another player, be it a duel or some super elaborate shit involving complex strategies, and killing a program that plays your character for you. Neither should be QQ'd about in Shattered because people should expect to be griefed, but that's not the point and is totally irrelevant to what we're talking about.

The point is you think that shooting fish in a barrel with a machine gun makes you an awesome fisherman.

Also, I hope you can get a big person to help you learn when to use capital letters so that you can understand it well.

Several points here. 1: It is relevant, as the comment I made that sparked this little back and forth was that choosing to play in shattered made your character Fair Game. Also, that PvP is still taking place even if someone else is AFK. The second seems to be where we disagree.

If you HAVE been 'pvping since before I was born' you've been doing it WRONG if this is really, truly your thought process and yer not just arguing for the sake of arguing.

[Methais]

If you HAVE been 'pvping since before I was born' you've been doing it WRONG if this is really, truly your thought process and yer not just arguing for the sake of arguing.

Not really, because other than Shattered, all my other PvP encounters have been against another person that was actively playing the game, which would appear that I'm doing it right. I used to kill people on Asheron's Call that would run xp bots. I didn't consider that pvp either. Unless the guy happened to be actually there and started fighting back, which was almost never, then I considered it pvp.

I understand what you're trying to say with the whole thing, I just think it's dumb and incorrect.

[sarkar00ss515]

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[Methais]

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[Deathravin]

So I have a suggestion that will help with your tough-guy image, and let you not be so worried about somebody killing you.

Be a mob boss. If that's what you are trying to be, DO IT. This game is who can make the best scripts man. If nothing else, that's the game. Why not do what the mob WOULD do. Tilt the scales in their favor.

Get with your other gang members and MOB up and take over an area. Make your scripts hunt in a group, spelling eachother up, working cooperatively, and killing anybody you see in your hunting area together. Treat them like critters too... People would know not to hunt where you hunt. You could announce it on the amulet (NOT Lnet, please) before each hunt for fair warning.

This way if somebody did jump out and try to spikethorn one of you, then they would be pretty quickly killed, you'd be instantly healed, and be on your way.

Find some out of the way corner of the world and rest there. Anybody comes in, kill em and LK them. Make them unable to leave so they can't grief you with cash. Let people pay a weekly fee to be able to hunt in your area or rest at your node. Even more to be spelled up or be part of the gang.


If you can't do this. You might as well stop this tough-guy image. We all know how 'off' this warhammer guy seems to be, he'll probably just keep coming at you forever.

Without a strong show of force, your credibility is just gone man. We have no respect for you. We have no fear of you at all now.


YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbZEkFLXh9Y)
What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a gemstone finocchio who cries and auto-logs like a woman? "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous!

[HJFudge]

Good suggestions all around.


So I have a suggestion that will help with your tough-guy image, and let you not be so worried about somebody killing you.

Be a mob boss. If that's what you are trying to be, DO IT. This game is who can make the best scripts man. If nothing else, that's the game. Why not do what the mob WOULD do. Tilt the scales in their favor.

Of course Ive done this already. Cant lay out all my cards though, can I?



Get with your other gang members and MOB up and take over an area. Make your scripts hunt in a group, spelling eachother up, working cooperatively, and killing anybody you see in your hunting area together. Treat them like critters too... People would know not to hunt where you hunt. You could announce it on the amulet (NOT Lnet, please) before each hunt for fair warning.

We do this once every night or so just...without an announcement. Though the announcement is a good idea. If someone is in there who we've killed already, normally we'd let em be. But I guess this way we're saying "Guys, you've been warned, get the F*&% out of Dodge". Only issues with this are twofold: No one uses the Amulet. If we announced it there and not on Lnet, no one would get the announcement. Also, not the wisest thing to shout 'here we are world! come get us!'...at least not yet. Maybe soon we can do that, but we're still recruiting and training.



This way if somebody did jump out and try to spikethorn one of you, then they would be pretty quickly killed, you'd be instantly healed, and be on your way.

Thats what happens (If we are all on)? He ambushed me, I was fogged to, healed and rezzed and was hunting 7 or so minutes later. Jaeden spent the rest of the night at his table in Thraks. Cant kill him at a table, but its just as good in our opinion.



Find some out of the way corner of the world and rest there. Anybody comes in, kill em and LK them. Make them unable to leave so they can't grief you with cash. Let people pay a weekly fee to be able to hunt in your area or rest at your node. Even more to be spelled up or be part of the gang.

If you can't do this. You might as well stop this tough-guy image. We all know how 'off' this warhammer guy seems to be, he'll probably just keep coming at you forever.

Without a strong show of force, your credibility is just gone man. We have no respect for you. We have no fear of you at all now.

We've implemented the new KOS system, as I explained in an earlier post. We've made money from it, and have made money from other players through...other means.

Don't take the PC boards as any indication of the level of 'respect' people have for us in-game. This place is simply for the loudest amongst us.

As for fear? People complain about us and act all hard, but the only one coming after us is Jaeden, and he's locked down. Necen'll unpresence him and such now and again but its not like we dont know where he is most the time. Every once in awhile someone else will come but...its invariably at our weakest members (smart tactics, not complaining about it). We've had a couple real challenges but it ended up being very...expensive...for both sides so we came to some sort of arrangement.

Though hell, I wouldnt consider anyone really truly afraid of us because this is Just a Game and its hard to be scared of someone in a video game.

Edit: It comes primarily down to this. When I first began this idea, people told me how it would never amount to anything, never work, was 'stupid', and we'd never be able to level or keep up because everyone in the world would be against us. Instead, what ACTUALLY is happening is we are growing daily, have Millions and Millions and MILLIONS of silver of total worth amongst us, and pretty much shut down where we like when we go out to play.

[IorakeWarhammer]

As for fear? People complain about us and act all hard, but the only one coming after us is Jaeden, and he's locked down. Necen'll unpresence him and such now and again but its not like we dont know where he is most the time.

In the time of the Prophet Muhammad (salalaahu alayhi wa sallam,) a man from a rival tribe, a non-Muslim, challenged Ali (radi Allahu aynhu) to a duel. As they met to begin the battle, Ali commented: "I agreed to duel you alone, not you and your companion." The man turned in suprise but no one was behind him. He was swiftly decapitated. Ali then commented, "War is deception."

[peam]

In the time of the Prophet Muhammad (salalaahu alayhi wa sallam,) a man from a rival tribe, a non-Muslim, challenged Ali (radi Allahu aynhu) to a duel. As they met to begin the battle, Ali commented: "I agreed to duel you alone, not you and your companion." The man turned in suprise but no one was behind him. He was swiftly decapitated. Ali then commented, "War is deception."

Is this before or after he blew up a few dozen innocent women and children?

[cronuss]

the feras crit ya got on me with the 1 damage was pretty cool although it was cheap as hell. that stuff doesn't bug me as much as logging out when stunned / having Cervina rescue.

Wait, you think Mordechai is a rogue?

I agree that feras is cheap, but so is a lot of shit in the game. Blue crystals, glass amulets, spike thorn, to name a few. The rogue that killed you in that log had to have at least rank 3 of silent strike as well as enough training in cutthroat to land the blow. That's no more cheap than you rubbing a glass amulet and running around till you find your target fighting a monster and spamming spiked thorn repeatedly. Besides, since when are rogues, particularly ones trained in silent strike and cutthroat, supposed to fight fair? Should he have come out of hiding and bowed first?

Feras is cheap as hell, but it seems people are using what they need to win/survive right now. You use glass amulets and spiked thorn, that rogue uses cutthroat and feras.

[Monotonous]

Shattered isn't the place to cry about something being cheap. You're playing the wrong game if you feel that way.

Either something sucks and you don't use it, or it is good and you use it. If someone else is beating you figure out a winning strategy, use the item/ability yourself, or deal with being their bitch with some dignity. Playing any other way is a scrub's game.

[Tordane]

Shattered isn't the place to cry about something being cheap. You're playing the wrong game if you feel that way.

Either something sucks and you don't use it, or it is good and you use it. If someone else is beating you figure out a winning strategy, use the item/ability yourself, or deal with being their bitch with some dignity. Playing any other way is a scrub's game.

Yep, no reason people shouldn't use feras.

Just don't start jerking off thinking your god's gift to Gemstone and come here posting every kill you make using a feras weapon. My 2 year old could kill someone in GS with a feras weapon...so yeah, nothing to be excited about wankers.

[Fallen]

We do this once every night or so just...without an announcement. Though the announcement is a good idea. If someone is in there who we've killed already, normally we'd let em be. But I guess this way we're saying "Guys, you've been warned, get the F*&% out of Dodge". Only issues with this are twofold: No one uses the Amulet. If we announced it there and not on Lnet, no one would get the announcement. Also, not the wisest thing to shout 'here we are world! come get us!'...at least not yet. Maybe soon we can do that, but we're still recruiting and training.


How about shooting off a shot of 111 to announce your presence in a hunting ground? Think Dark Mark.

[radamanthys]

You are in Shattered. You are going. to. get. afk. killed.


You're basically the only one doing it.

[Omrii]

I can't help but laugh and think that this entire thread represents 90% of what I wanted in Shattered. Hah, that is all. Please ignore the dwarven ranger sitting in the garden niche.

On an unrelated note, my afk scripter died in the Garden Niche last night when a Wind Witch somehow got there (thanks GM) swinging a dull claidhmore which never managed to hit me. However the gas cloud did eventually murder me and someone else there.

--Omrii

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I totally would have posted it too. But I also fully expect that if I posted a video and someone here found it that speed records would be broken posting it on the PC. Which is why I don't put public videos on the internet. They are all safely ensconced in my nightstand.

Oh I'd love to raid that nightstand! As gorgeous as you are it'd be spank bank materials for years! ;) Your husband shouldn't hoard them!

But seriously, pm me one pls. lol

[radamanthys]

I can't help but laugh and think that this entire thread represents 90% of what I wanted in Shattered. Hah, that is all. Please ignore the dwarven ranger sitting in the garden niche.

On an unrelated note, my afk scripter died in the Garden Niche last night when a Wind Witch somehow got there (thanks GM) swinging a dull claidhmore which never managed to hit me. However the gas cloud did eventually murder me and someone else there.

--Omrii

Probably not a GM. Critters with good weapons have been wandering out of typical areas quite a bit as of late. I pulled a 3x white ora polearm off some single invader the other day. It certainly wasn't controlled.

[Celephais]

I love how Iorake created this thread wanting it to be just clips of killing him

please use this thread for LOGS and not for the usual retards of the boards to post their endless whining / complaining about posts.
Yet the title of the thread is him making a personal insult against him.

[Celephais]

Oh I'd love to raid that nightstand! As gorgeous as you are it'd be spank bank materials for years! ;) Your husband shouldn't hoard them!

But seriously, pm me one pls. lol

FAIL

[cronuss]

You're basically the only one doing it.

Incorrect.

[SpiffyJr]

I can't help but laugh and think that this entire thread represents 90% of what I wanted in Shattered. Hah, that is all. Please ignore the dwarven ranger sitting in the garden niche.

On an unrelated note, my afk scripter died in the Garden Niche last night when a Wind Witch somehow got there (thanks GM) swinging a dull claidhmore which never managed to hit me. However the gas cloud did eventually murder me and someone else there.

--Omrii

That someone else would be me. I was raging pretty hard :)

[radamanthys]

Incorrect.

I've read of no others.

[Methais]

FAIL

Fail indeed.

She sent them to me.

[HJFudge]

I've read of no others.

Of course you havent because they do it once in awhile and its just like...one of them.

We are an organized group and are thus more noticeable, so we get all the special 'love and attention' of people here.

[BriarFox]

The only other person who really sets out to kill people is Katze, and the difference is that he's not a cock-sucker. He actually roleplays and he has a good attitude. You're just a confused pain in the ass.

[Bhaalizmo]

You're just an ass.

Fixt

[Ribbons]

Just out of curiosity, Mordechai, what is your long term goal?

[RichardCranium]

Just out of curiosity, Mordechai, what is your long term goal?

Winning Gemstone, and ultimately the internet. He's well on his way.

[Ribbons]

Heh. I've been looking over his last posts and even if he somehow (miraculously) managed to push out the people who hate him the people who stay with him will basically be subjugated and forced to do whatever he tells them.

I'd say fuck that and quit.

[peam]

Just out of curiosity, Mordechai, what is your long term goal?

Polyester flame shirt with TWO dragons on it.

[Ribbons]

Polyester flame shirt with TWO dragons on it.

Madness! You speak Madness!

[HJFudge]

Polyester flame shirt with TWO dragons on it.

It does have two dragons, one on each side :P

[peam]

It does have two dragons, one on each side :P

All this Gemstone Shattered fuckery aside, please just take this one sliver of advice - Quit wearing that shirt.

Quit wearing anything that is shiny, polyester, flaming, etc. If it has a skull, dragon or dagger on it, throw it away. Your in game dickery not taken in to account, you automatically make yourself one of THOSE GUYS by wearing this type of shit.

A few years ago, this post would have been funnier and some people would have probably said LOLPEAM, but I just don't have that in me anymore., though somewhere fundamentally I do know that wearing that fucking shirt is hurting you.

Just get rid of the god damn thing.

If you're picking out something to wear, consider the following men: Ernest Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson, and Bob Dylan. If it's something you wouldn't catch those guys wearing, don't put the garment on. If you're feeling really fucking fabulous and it's a Friday, you can add David Bowie in to that mix.

Trust me, man. Just trust me. That shirt is bad news. And not in a good way.

[HJFudge]

Just out of curiosity, Mordechai, what is your long term goal?

Well, mainly to have fun. Which we are doing! And also to make people cry and raaaage. Which we are doing!

But as for the Cult's goals, well, its a group that'll look out for each other whilst pounding on our enemies. Right now we are getting established and organized still. But things are moving along at quite the pace! We've all been leveling at a decent rate and we're feeling quite confident still.

We are kinda Taking it As We Go and seeing what works and what does not at this point.

As to the point of me 'bossin everyone around' um...couldnt be further from the truth, as you'd find out if you actually talked with one of us instead of listening to the crying of folks like Necen and others.

[BriarFox]

As usual, you mischaracterize everything. Anyone who wants can look back and see how much I "cried." Killed you and your buddies, yes; cried, no.

[RichardCranium]

As usual, you mischaracterize everything. Anyone who wants can look back and see how much I "cried." Killed you and your buddies, yes; cried, no.

It's called projection and he suffers from it very badly.

[RichardCranium]

If you're picking out something to wear, consider the following men: Ernest Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson, and Bob Dylan. If it's something you wouldn't catch those guys wearing, don't put the garment on. If you're feeling really fucking fabulous and it's a Friday, you can add David Bowie in to that mix.

LOLPEAM.

Which one wears a conductor's cap?

[peam]

LOLPEAM.

Which one wears a conductor's cap?

Bob Dylan's '62 Album Cover

[RichardCranium]

Bob Dylan's '62 Album Cover

You sir are something special.

[Ribbons]

Well, mainly to have fun. Which we are doing! And also to make people cry and raaaage. Which we are doing!

Wait, wait, wait. You mean to tell me and the readers of this forum that you would rather divide a games community and ability to properly play just for your own sense of fucked up amusement?

[peam]

I would like to amend my previous statement to include Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski.

[HJFudge]

Wait, wait, wait. You mean to tell me and the readers of this forum that you would rather divide a games community and ability to properly play just for your own sense of fucked up amusement?

See thats what Im largely challenging right there: the term "Properly Play"

WTF does that even mean? They can go 'Properly Play' in prime. Its what its there for.

Its the mood of the server I wish to set. Is this going to be an afk script fest where everyone holds hands and quietly strokes each others egos whilst shunning anyone who doesnt wear proper garments like Bob Dylan and Hemmingway would (aka Prime and Plat)?

Or is this going to be a place where there is diplomacy, groups of people looking out for each other and contesting hunting grounds, with feuds between groups and such? (You know, actual interaction and FUN stuff)

Honestly, I thought I'd be one of many groups trying to do what I am doing and we'd be competing with them for resources and noteriety.

But no. We are, as has been pointed out, 'the only ones doing it'. The only other person even KILLING others is Katze. Thats it, and his thing is more of a solo enjoyment thing. Which is all good, I encourage him in his efforts and commend him totally.

So yeah. BuzzofThoughts and those types would like this to be a pvp-free environment where no one is ever killed and they can all just...level in peace.

Thats not going to happen. This server is not going to turn into Prime version 2.

Does this stance divide the player community? Sure does. But thats healthy.

So yeah. If you want to 'play properly', whatever the fuck THAT means, stay in Prime.

[BriarFox]

Heh. "The nail that sticks up gets beaten down."

[Ribbons]

Ugh...somebody...take this will you? I'm trying my damnedest to stay neutral.

[IorakeWarhammer]

J>
[Raging Thrak Inn, Dining Room]
Loud and abusive noises emanate from behind the swinging kitchen doors, much to the laughing delight of some of the customers, and to the chagrin of others. Tapestries hanging from the walls depict soothing idyllic wildlife scenes. Hard wooden tables and chairs are placed evenly, allowing enough space for the cook and wait servants to pass. You also see some inviting tables and a cozy nook.
Also here: Lord Mordechai
Obvious exits: south, southwest
>
[Shattered]-GSF:Pandin: "I'm trying to add favor detection based on user input to svoln for those symbols that don't have unique messages"
Mordechai just left.

lovin' the auto-log when I walk in.

[BriarFox]

J>
[Raging Thrak Inn, Dining Room]
Loud and abusive noises emanate from behind the swinging kitchen doors, much to the laughing delight of some of the customers, and to the chagrin of others. Tapestries hanging from the walls depict soothing idyllic wildlife scenes. Hard wooden tables and chairs are placed evenly, allowing enough space for the cook and wait servants to pass. You also see some inviting tables and a cozy nook.
Also here: Lord Mordechai
Obvious exits: south, southwest
>
[Shattered]-GSF:Pandin: "I'm trying to add favor detection based on user input to svoln for those symbols that don't have unique messages"
Mordechai just left.

lovin' the auto-log when I walk in.

This is hilarious.

[IorakeWarhammer]

he didn't log back in yet

I guess he's sour from the headshot yesterday

it's on page 14 I think

[IorakeWarhammer]

[Raging Thrak Inn, Dining Room]
Loud and abusive noises emanate from behind the swinging kitchen doors, much to the laughing delight of some of the customers, and to the chagrin of others. Tapestries hanging from the walls depict soothing idyllic wildlife scenes. Hard wooden tables and chairs are placed evenly, allowing enough space for the cook and wait servants to pass. You also see some inviting tables and a cozy nook.
Also here: Lord Mordechai
Obvious exits: south, southwest
>
Mordechai just left.
>
Bleeder just arrived.
>
Bleeder just went south.

and again.. looooooooool

[HJFudge]

Except, you haven't. And you aren't. You have about 5 people who banter with you on PC, a dozen or so, give or take, who banter with you in and around the Landing, and maybe a dozen who regularly talk to you on the amulet. And you don't get to add those up, since all of the groups mostly consist of the same people. You have a very overinflated view of your importance in the game. The very, very vast majority of people are in other towns. and/or do not talk on PC, and/or do not talk regularly on lnet, and/or just roll their eyes when you kill them and then go on with their lives. Seriously, you are not setting the mood of the game. If it weren't for my grim curiousity that keeps me reading PC, I could easily pretend you don't exist. As could almost everyone else. Do not judge your impact on the game by the impact you are having on PC threads. You said it yourself, (paraphrasing since I am cooking dinner and don't have time to search), the people who post on the boards are the vocal few, not the majority.

Yes because you track everyone who talks to me <rolls eyes>

Sure, if you move to Teras or the Elven Nations, you'll be able to avoid most of our shenanigans.

The people who post on the boards ARE a vocal minority.

But please, continue to think what you wish. You will anyway, despite any and all evidence to the contrary.

[RichardCranium]

Yes because you track everyone who talks to me <rolls eyes>

Sure, if you move to Teras or the Elven Nations, you'll be able to avoid most of our shenanigans.

The people who post on the boards ARE a vocal minority.

But please, continue to think what you wish. You will anyway, despite any evidence to the contrary.


What evidence? Proof or STFU.

[HJFudge]

What evidence? Proof or STFU.

Of our membership growing? Of people interacting with me?

Be more specific.

[Fallen]

Wait, wait, wait. You mean to tell me and the readers of this forum that you would rather divide a games community and ability to properly play just for your own sense of fucked up amusement?

Welcome to the internet.

[RichardCranium]

Of our membership growing? Of people interacting with me?

Be more specific.

Exactly. I'm done.

[IorakeWarhammer]

he logged a 3rd time heh

pretty sure he's afk and is just having something auto-log him in

[HJFudge]

Exactly. I'm done.

Its always wise to admit you are defeated and quit the field rather than continuing to flail incompetently. Glad you have done so instead of embarressing yourself further. :)

[IorakeWarhammer]

uber win Mordie lol

[Tisket]

Its always wise to admit you are defeated and quit the field rather than continuing to flail incompetently. Glad you have done so instead of embarressing yourself further. :)

Or it's simply him refusing to hit his head further on the wall of someone else's ignorance and willful stupidity.

[Bhaalizmo]

tits or GTFO

Edit: In hindsight, this was poorly timed and unclear. This was intended to be directed at Mordechai. Only tits could make his drivel tolerable.

[HJFudge]

Here, some specifics for ya:


[Shattered]-GSF:Katze: ";:morde I'm leaving in less than 5 minutes...getting deeds now"
Smash just arrived.
Smash just went east.

[PrivateTo]-GSF:Mordechai: "is he coming to the landing?"

[Private]-GSF:Mordechai: "Yup. Hes been the EN arm of the Cult. Guess he messed up his secrecy though, sigh"

(Several hours later)

A silvery fog envelops you. You feel a sudden lurching motion, and as the fog dissipates you see...
[Upper Trollfang]
The trail winds along the bottom of a series of low hills. A wall of thick underbrush lines the trail, effectively preventing you from wandering far from the worn track.
Also here: Lord Katze
Obvious paths: north, southeast, west
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Lord Katze just went southeast.
Lord Katze just arrived.
>'hey
You say, "Hey."
>'peace
You say, "Peace."
Katze peers quizzically at you.
Sephiroth just arrived.
Sephiroth just went southeast.
>'let me ask you something
You say, "Let me ask you something."
You feel more refreshed.
>'hang on one sec
You say, "Hang on one sec."
>213
You trace a sign while petitioning the spirits to bestow their aid with the Minor Sanctuary spell...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
Minor Sanctuary (213) starts for 25m.
A sense of peace and calm settles over the area.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>'are you with Mordechai's clan?
You ask, "Are you with Mordechai's clan?"
>l
[Upper Trollfang]
The trail winds along the bottom of a series of low hills. A wall of thick underbrush lines the trail, effectively preventing you from wandering far from the worn track. You also see the Katze disk.
Also here: Lord Katze
Obvious paths: north, southeast, west
Katze says, "No, although he wishes it...I do not believe in repeatedly killing others for profit....I kill everyone once for Luukos."

Is he in our clan? No.

Does he kill people with us? You better believe it.

[Tisket]

tits or GTFO

It's not my fault that you are so incredibly stupid and/or lazy that you can't click on the link in Cele's sig.

[HJFudge]

Did you say he was a secret member of your clan? Yes.

Did he say no, he was not in your clan but you wanted him to be? Yes.

Do you have to lie about people being in your clan to make it appear to be more intimidating than it is? Yes

Ahhh its Buzz, once again demonstrating a basic lack of understanding skills!

Have I ever given out a list or number of members? If I wanted to 'lie about people being in my clan' Dont you think I would do just that? Its better that you guys only know about a few of us.

[Ribbons]

Forgive my lack of searching but have you clearly posted a list of active members or...?

[HJFudge]

Forgive my lack of searching but have you clearly posted a list of active members or...?

Nope.

[Ribbons]

That's where the assumption that you're simply boasting invisible numbers comes from.

[HJFudge]

That's where the assumption that you're simply boasting invisible numbers comes from.

Well, you must admit that giving everyone a list of who's with us would be silly. Plus, traditionally, cult members are usually secret anyway! Well, when I think of a cult thats what I think of!

But isnt assuming I'm lying equally silly?

[HJFudge]

Did you not read the log I just posted? More importantly, do you not remember telling me:



That was a lie. He is not in your clan. So you lied about people being in your clan. This is not a matter of my comprehension of anything. This is a matter of you lying, my having a log of such lying, and you refusing to admit that you lied. Not that that is surprising.

First, here is an example of why you are a moron.

Officer: Hello sir! Are you perhaps, in a GANG guilty of CRIMES?

Person: Why no good sir! Of course I am not! Why wouldst thou think such a thing?

Officer: I heard tell someone say you were! But since you have clearly said you aren't, then of course you are not! How silly of me!

Example over.

But it does happen to be that he isnt a member of our clan. You are right in that, but even a broken clock is right twice a day.

In fact No one is in our clan. Not even me. We are all good little children and you've nothing to fear.

:wasntme:

[Ribbons]

Well, you must admit that giving everyone a list of who's with us would be silly. Plus, traditionally, cult members are usually secret anyway! Well, when I think of a cult thats what I think of!

But isnt assuming I'm lying equally silly?

It could be based off your current track record. Now, typically, a cult member doesn't care who knows about their involvement unless certain circumstances arise and the cult is bombarded with bad publicity. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?

You're confusing a secret society with a cult.

But whatever, we are all entitled to mistakes.

[Bhaalizmo]

bla bla fucking bla? Bejordlie shmeedlie shmordlie squeedlie boopity boppity bla bla fucking bla

Neato.

[Bhaalizmo]

It's not my fault that you are so incredibly stupid and/or lazy that you can't click on the link in Cele's sig.

Wow. Such hostility. Stupid? Nah. Lazy? Maybe. Oblivious? Yes. I will look for said signature link. Thank you, and fuck you. ;)

Edit: Btw, what I mean by "tits or GTFO" was "Mordechai, your drivel is so repetitive and boring that only an image or video of bared breasts could make another post of yours tolerable"

Edit #2: I retract the "Fuck you" above. Thanx for the tits.

[Tisket]

Edit: Btw, what I mean by "tits or GTFO" was "Mordechai, your drivel is so repetitive and boring that only an image or video of bared breasts could make another post of yours tolerable"

Alright then. Carry on.

Although my insult still stands since you were too lazy to quote him in your post.

[Ribbons]

Erk, disregard that.

[Cthulu]

Welp.

[Methais]

Welp.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.wow.com/media/2007/11/aa1119.jpg

[Tisket]

Erk, disregard that.

What, you say something semi-nice about me then take it back?!

Well, it's too late, I already saw it. No take backs or do overs.

[Ryvicke]

Wow. Such hostility. Stupid? Nah. Lazy? Maybe. Oblivious? Yes. I will look for said signature link. Thank you, and fuck you.

Dude, mind your manners when someone clearly points you towards pictures of their tits. Jesus fuck it's like no one has any fucking clue in these Shattered threads.

[Ribbons]

What, you say something semi-nice about me then take it back?!

Well, it's too late, I already saw it. No take backs or do overs.

Eh...I thought I sounded creepy...

[BriarFox]

The one in the shadows is Calidus. Note the double blades.


[Gnoll Lair, Underground Lake]
This area is by the shore of an underground lake. Dim light comes from some of the phosporescent lichen here. As you look across the lake you notice a slight current seems to flow through it, possibly feeding to the Locksmehr River at some point. Some discarded fishing tools and a few fish remains lie on the shore. The shore continues to the east. To the south you see a smaller tunnel heading off from this massive chamber. You also see a cave gnome, a reinforced shield, a leather breastplate, a short sword, some reinforced leather, some reinforced leather, a reinforced shield, a leather breastplate, a wooden shield, some reinforced leather, a wooden shield, a short sword, a cudgel, some light leather, some light leather, a leather breastplate, a leather breastplate, a wooden shield, a wooden shield, a wooden shield and a reinforced shield.
Also here: Cthulu, the body of Lord Clank who is lying down, Lord Mordechai
Obvious exits: east, south, up
>
[Roll result: 96 (open d100: 42)]
A shadowy figure springs upon you from behind and attempts to slit your throat with a short sword!
You manage to fend off the shadowy figure's attack!
The figure quickly disappears from view.
>
Mordechai smiles.
>tar mord
You are now targeting Mordechai.
>
An unstable sunburst spirit floats in, following you.
>inc 1106
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
You channel at Mordechai.
You concentrate intently on Mordechai, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Mordechai!
CS: +110 - TD: +158 + CvA: +2 + d100: +50 - -5 == +9
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
[Roll result: 178 (open d100: 86)]
Mordechai feints high, you spot the ruse too late as you twist awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 8 sec.
R>
[Roll result: 96 (open d100: 22)]
A shadowy figure springs upon you from behind and attempts to slit your throat with a short sword!
You manage to fend off the shadowy figure's attack!
The figure quickly disappears from view.
R>raise eye
...wait 9 seconds.
R>
Mordechai thrusts with a crimson imflass lance at you!
With no room to spare, you block the attack with your grey ora tower shield!
R>'please
You raspily say, "Please."
R>
A cave gnome swings a short sword at Cthulu!
Cthulu skillfully interposes his maul between himself and the incoming strike, deflecting it harmlessly to the side!
R>
The figure swings a short sword at you!
AS: +212 vs DS: +235 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +23 = +33
A clean miss.
The figure swings a short sword at you!
AS: +207 vs DS: +235 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +33 = +38
A clean miss.
The figure quickly disappears from view.
R>drag cth e
R>
Mordechai thrusts with a crimson imflass lance at you!
AS: +224 vs DS: +234 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +87 = +112
... and hits for 7 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the abdomen.
R>
>stance d
You are now in a defensive stance.
>
The dim aura fades from around Cthulu.
>
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Heal...
Your spell is ready.
You concentrate.
You feel a little better.
Roundtime: 4 sec.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
R>drag clank e
...wait 2 seconds.
R>
A faint blue glow surrounds Mordechai's hands.
[Roll result: 97 (open d100: 36)]
A shadowy figure springs upon you from behind and attempts to slit your throat with a short sword!
You manage to fend off the shadowy figure's attack!
The figure quickly disappears from view.
[Roll result: 99 (open d100: 59)]
With a fluid whirl, Mordechai plants a crimson imflass lance firmly into the ground near you and jerks the weapon sharply sideways.
You deftly avoid the stroke. The imflass lance flies harmlessly aside.

...

[Town Square Central]

Calidus quietly asks, "You two fighting again?"

Calidus smirks.

Speaking raspily to Calidus, you say, "You tried to cutthroat me in the catacombs. It is not forgiven or forgotten."

Calidus removes a silvery vultite short sword from in his black leather back-sheaths.
Calidus removes a dark vultite short sword from in his black leather back-sheaths.
>
The sign flashes with the words, "I, for one, welcome our new GameMaster overlords."
>
Calidus just went west.

...

You hurl a bubbling ball of acid at Calidus!
AS: +204 vs DS: +133 with AvD: +52 + d100 roll: +49 = +172
... and hit for 39 points of damage!
Spray of acid bites deep into the skin over the sternum.

* Calidus drops dead at your feet!

Calidus appears less secure.
The deep blue glow leaves Calidus.
The bright luminescence fades from around Calidus.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Calidus suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Calidus becomes solid again.
The dim aura fades from around Calidus.
The powerful look leaves Calidus.
The light blue glow leaves Calidus.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Calidus.
The bubbling ball of acid strikes Calidus, blossoming into a much larger sphere of acid upon impact.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Calidus just bit the dust!
>stance d
Cast Round Time in effect: Setting stance to guarded.

You raspily say, "As I was saying. Neither forgiven, nor forgotten."

...


>
[Tower Ruins]
A large V of sky fills a gap in the south wall, and fallen building stones lie about, cleared from the center of the tower's floor by those who have taken refuge here in the past. Long grass covers the ground, although it has become trampled and matted around a stone-lined firepit.
Also here: Calidus who is lying down
Obvious paths: out

You ponder the meaning of Calidus's existence.

You sigh.

Speaking raspily to Calidus, you say, "You're fortunate I don't actually dislike you."

You shake your head.

You raspily say, "Just rethink the company you keep, and whom you choose to target."

You raspily say, "If you leave me in peace, then I'll do the same."

You bow to Calidus.

You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Defense spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture at Calidus.
Calidus suddenly looks more powerful.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You trace a sign while petitioning the spirits to bestow their aid with the Spirit Shield spell...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture at Calidus.
A dim aura surrounds Calidus.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You raspily say, "Be safer."



If the henchmen want to play, they're not safe either. I'm sure it's fun and games as long as they're not the ones dying. It'll get old fast when they are.

[Tisket]

Eh...I thought I sounded creepy...

You are talking to someone who shamelessly lobbied to see male poster's penises. With varying levels of success I might add. Creepy is how we roll here on the PC.

[Ribbons]

You are talking to someone who shamelessly lobbied to see male poster's penises. With varying levels of success I might add. Creepy is how we roll here on the PC.

Heh, I'll attempt to keep that in mind. I think I'm still attempting to break my codes and rules.

[HJFudge]

You're 30 but your CS is 110? How did that happen?

Wondering the same thing. The only thing I can think of is that he was under deaths sting for stats OR that he was low on spirit but...Does low spirit affect CS? Not sure it does.

Lord Clank was higher CS than that (He, also, tried me) but I think he's lower level.

[Methais]

Spirit has no effect on CS.

[Jayvn]

It's not my fault that you are so incredibly stupid and/or lazy that you can't click on the link in Cele's sig.

I still have to wait to rep you... ps I LOVE YOU TISKET...in a very naughty way..

[IorakeWarhammer]

Mordechai as a character has a soft head, I think regardless of your profession if you fixskilled into max hiding / ambush and just ambushed his head he would fall fairly easily his DS with tons of spells when I owned him the other day was only 170

[Ugotfaced]

[Zeltoph's Base]
The west wind soughs through the pinetops high over head. In every direction, ancient pines stretch toward the heavens, and their trunks hide the path even a short distance ahead. The only young plants in sight are those along the trail, sprouting where hooves and boots have disturbed the earth. You also see a greater orc.
Also here: a stunned Lord Mordechai who is lying down, Cervina
Obvious paths: north, south
I>
[LNet]-GSIV:Hcore: "i must say, this is by far the best name i've seen simu's name generator ever come up with"
>prep 616
>cast at mordechai
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
I>
Be at peace my child, there is no need for spells of war in here.
I>s
I>
[Zeltoph's Base]
To the east the trail parallels the mountain's base, keeping the slope more gradual and less wearing for travelers, two- and four-legged alike. To the north it heads directly downslope among the pines.
Obvious paths: north, east
I>n
[Zeltoph's Base]
The west wind soughs through the pinetops high over head. In every direction, ancient pines stretch toward the heavens, and their trunks hide the path even a short distance ahead. The only young plants in sight are those along the trail, sprouting where hooves and boots have disturbed the earth. You also see a greater orc.
Also here: Lord Mordechai who is lying down, Cervina
Obvious paths: north, south

NO best name the generator came up with is my half krolvin empath 'Uckface'

[calidus]

I have't bothered taking the time to modify my scripts to handle being attacked while afk fighting, because it's usually someone higher level than me who is invisible and spams boil earth or spiked thorn... that and I'm lazy. But now I see that not every invisible, higher level afk gank attempt on me is unsurvivable.

Maybe I will take the time after all... thanks!


You are now in an offensive stance.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a silvery vultite short sword at a large ogre!
AS: +212 vs DS: +64 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +25 = +213
... and hit for 105 points of damage!
Massive blow punches a hole through the large ogre's chest!
The large ogre is stunned!
You swing a dark vultite short sword at a large ogre!
AS: +207 vs DS: +40 with AvD: +40 + d100 roll: +72 = +279
... and hit for 128 points of damage!
Massive blow punches a hole through the large ogre's chest!
The large ogre falls to the ground and dies.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

You hear someone chanting softly...
Necen suddenly fades into view.

Necen channels at you.
With intense look of concentration, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward you from Necen!
CS: +110 - TD: +70 + CvA: +12 + d100: +14 == +66
Warded off!

You are now in a defensive stance.

You search the large ogre.
It had 39 silvers on it.
You gather the remaining 39 coins.
It had a golden beryl gem on it!
It had nothing else of value.
A large ogre decays into compost.

Thizzle just arrived.

Thizzle just went north.

You put a dark vultite short sword in your hooded cloak.

You pick up a golden beryl gem.

You put a golden beryl gem in your hooded cloak.

Necen appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Necen channels at you.
With intense look of concentration, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward you from Necen!
CS: +110 - TD: +70 + CvA: +12 + d100: +89 == +141
Warding failed!
You shudder with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop your body.
You are smashed for 47 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to your right leg breaks it!
You are knocked to the ground!
You are stunned for 5 rounds!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to your right hand!

You are still stunned.

You are still stunned.

Necen appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Necen channels at you.
With intense look of concentration, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward you from Necen!
CS: +110 - TD: +70 + CvA: +12 + d100: +29 == +81
Warded off!

Necen appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Necen channels at you.
With intense look of concentration, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward you from Necen!
CS: +110 - TD: +70 + CvA: +12 + d100: +16 == +68
Warded off!

Necen rubs his chin thoughtfully.

Necen appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Necen gestures at you.
CS: +110 - TD: +86 + CvA: +12 + d100: +87 == +123
Warding failed!
Heat builds in your flesh and rises to the surface, rippling your skin and leaving a faint beading of scarlet in its wake.
... 20 points of damage!

You are still stunned.

Erasmus just arrived.

Erasmus just went north.

Necen removes an oaken wand from in his flowing crimson cloak.

Necen put an oaken wand in his flowing crimson cloak.

Necen removes a crystal wand from in his flowing crimson cloak.

Necen waves a crystal wand at you.
Necen hurls a bubbling ball of acid at you!
AS: +204 vs DS: +139 with AvD: +52 + d100 roll: +41 = +158
... and hits for 24 points of damage!
Splash to the back of the hand causes the skin to smoke!
The bubbling ball of acid strikes you, blossoming into a much larger sphere of acid upon impact.
... 15 points of damage!
Spray of acid bites deep into the skin over the sternum.

Necen waves a crystal wand at you.
Necen hurls a bubbling ball of acid at you!
AS: +204 vs DS: +133 with AvD: +52 + d100 roll: +49 = +172
... and hits for 39 points of damage!
Spray of acid bites deep into the skin over the sternum.
You feel less secure.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
You become solid again.
The dim aura fades from around you.
The powerful look leaves you.
The light blue glow leaves you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 14 mins...
The bubbling ball of acid strikes you, blossoming into a much larger sphere of acid upon impact.

You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).

* Calidus just bit the dust!

That's quite a lot of waggling and waving to kill a poor, defenseless rogue. ;)

Oh, I also never saw your warning, as I was afk:




Puffy put some acantha leaf in his golden yellow pack.

Puffy just closed a large golden yellow pack.

Puffy just went west.

Speaking raspily to you, Necen says, "You tried to cutthroat me in the catacombs. It is not forgiven or forgotten."

Havoc just arrived.

| Bigshot: Last Hunt: 2 min. 53.00 secs.
| Bigshot: Average Hunt: 2 min. 53.00 secs.
| Bigshot: Total Time Running: 14 min. 12.00 secs.
| Bigshot last rested because: fried.
| Bigshot isn't hunting because: mind still above threshold.

Havoc just went west.

I don't remember cut throating you, but if I did it was either for a reason or to test the combat maneuver out. Was it good for you?

Anyway, it's funny, cause you killed me a mere 14 minutes after I started bigshot and went to sleep... just after I was telling Mordechai, "Yeah, it's great, I've been alive all day! But I always seem to die the moment I leave for work or sleep, and thus lose a whole day or night of scripting..."

Ah... C'est la vie

[BriarFox]

I always seem to die the moment I leave for work or sleep, and thus lose a whole day or night of scripting..."

I really hate that.

[radamanthys]

I really hate that.

Me too. Although today I caught a crash 3 minutes after it happened. I was alive and well in the hunting ground. Noice.

[Fortybox]

Did shattered go down today?

[faloon]

No it didnt go down today.

[calidus]

Did shattered go down today?

I had one of my characters drop, but not the other.

[calidus]

Whelp, this thread has become boring...

[Celephais]

Whelp, this thread has become boring...

Guess it's about time you slam the thread then.

[IorakeWarhammer]

I'll put a little nightcap in this thread.

This thread was solely dedicated to making Mordechai look like a little girl.

Mission accomplished.

[Celephais]

I can't figure out who this applies to more, Mordechai or IorakeWarhammer.
http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af213/GuinnessKMF2/affection.png

[Ribbons]

I'll put a little nightcap in this thread.

This thread was solely dedicated to making Mordechai look like a little girl.

Mission accomplished.

A little girl would be screaming her head off while you do the things you're doing. Mordechai just seems to be flat out ignoring you or flat out avoiding you. Whether this is cowardly is debatable by both sides. Have you accomplished anything? Not really. Will you? At the current pace, not likely.

[HJFudge]

If it weren't for my grim curiousity that keeps me reading PC, I could easily pretend you don't exist.

HJ>cman cutt ember
[Roll result: 104 (open d100: 44) Bonus: 7]
You spring from hiding and attempt to slit Ember's throat with your lethal feras knife!

Your aim is slightly off and you only manage to inflict a minor flesh wound upon Ember!
... 1 point of damage!

** As the blow lands, the lethal feras knife unleashes a damaging blast of lightning! **

... 25 points of damage!
Massive electrical shock to the left leg destroys flesh. What remains is useless.
Ember screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!
She is stunned!
You retreat back into the shadows.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
HJR>cman silent ember
You stumble slightly as you leap from hiding, revealing yourself in the process.
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a razor-sharp lethal feras knife at Ember!
AS: +189 vs DS: +90 with AvD: +11 + d100 roll: +64 = +174
... and hit for 17 points of damage!
Feint to the left goes astray as Ember dodges!
You scratch my back...

** As the blow lands, the lethal feras knife unleashes a damaging blast of lightning! **

... 60 points of damage!
Electric shock causes a strong enough convulsion to snap Ember's neck.

* Ember drops dead at your feet!


Hows the 'pretending we dont exist' thing working out?

[IorakeWarhammer]

http://www.thecrackshack.com/ro/randomstuff/newb.gif

[Some Rogue]

HJ>


Hows the 'pretending we dont exist' thing working out?


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/joker-clap.gif

[IorakeWarhammer]

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Calidus! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 20 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... hits for 10 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Beautiful head shot!
That ear will be missed!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
J>prep 616
>cast at calidus
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
J>
You gesture at Calidus.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Calidus! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 14 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Strike pierces temple and kills foe instantly!

* Calidus drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Calidus.
Calidus appears less secure.
The deep blue glow leaves Calidus.
The light blue glow leaves Calidus.
The dim aura fades from around Calidus.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Calidus just bit the dust!

[IorakeWarhammer]

[Private]-GSF:Calidus: "lol.. another random murder from jaeden. wtf?;chat to jaeden last thing weve said or done to each other was you telling me that youd leave me alone. i havent touched you since. yet here is another random afk spiked thorn murder"

[Private]-GSF:Calidus: "and in typical fashion, happens the moment i leave for work. classy."

[IorakeWarhammer]

>
[Private]-GSF:Calidus: "fuck you you self righeous prick. i havent dont anything but hunt and drag dead people for 2-3 days straight. you made a truce with me jsut to fucking murder me afk again with your shitty ass spiked thorn spell. youw ere all smiles a few days ago"
>
[Private]-GSF:Calidus: "i have work to do, have fun being an asshole"

well Mordie it looks the Marlu clan can also shed tears of sorrow

[calidus]

Tears of sorrow? Nah, I just think it's funny how holier than thou you act. Calling you out on your douchebaggery isn't crying, it's calling a fuckface a fuckface.

A few days ago you were all gay and smiley, then apparently your meds wear off and you rush out and start prep 616'ing everything in sight again.

And in typical Jaeden fashion, there isn't a single word spoken. Just find a random afk person, cast spiked thorn at them until they're dead, then take off... then head on over to GSplayers to bitch about people who "randomly kill people with no RP."

Cute.

(Oh, and way to leave out your own chat lines, as if I were just ranting to you without response. War is deception, right?)

[IorakeWarhammer]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/1990/lebron-james-is-a-crying-baby.jpg

[Celephais]

[Private]-GSF:Calidus: "lol.. another random murder from jaeden. wtf?;chat to jaeden last thing weve said or done to each other was you telling me that youd leave me alone. i havent touched you since. yet here is another random afk spiked thorn murder"

[Private]-GSF:Calidus: "and in typical fashion, happens the moment i leave for work. classy."


>
[Private]-GSF:Calidus: "fuck you you self righeous prick. i havent dont anything but hunt and drag dead people for 2-3 days straight. you made a truce with me jsut to fucking murder me afk again with your shitty ass spiked thorn spell. youw ere all smiles a few days ago"
>
[Private]-GSF:Calidus: "i have work to do, have fun being an asshole"

well Mordie it looks the Marlu clan can also shed tears of sorrow
You have a pretty bad history of posting clips that crop out the rest of the story. You're seriously going to piecemeal post a conversation with him and not post your replies? (Also isn't this just for clips of killing, not the "normal retardation")

[calidus]

[Roll result: 124 (open d100: 71) Bonus: 15]
You spring from hiding and attempt to slit Jaeden's throat with your feras dagger!

Your aim is slightly off and you only manage to inflict a minor flesh wound upon Jaeden!
... 4 points of damage!

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a severe smiting of lightning! **

... 70 points of damage!
Massive shock totally burns out the nervous system. Nothing works anymore.

* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!

Jaeden seems to lose an aura of confidence.
Jaeden seems to lose some internal strength.
The light blue glow leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden becomes solid again.
Jaeden returns to normal color.
The powerful look leaves Jaeden.
You retreat back into the shadows.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
* Jaeden just bit the dust!

[IorakeWarhammer]

yeah so not like you're an angel <3 (by the way when was that?)

[IorakeWarhammer]

what is there to reply? they wanna have a little group of killers so i'm playing along.. hey i never asked to play? i got killed afk 5-6 times and then it was on with these chumps. shattered can be that.. its funner than watching bigshot til my eyes bleed

[calidus]

This is the last interaction we had, a few days ago when you told me to join your group for Colors.



Jaeden says, "Calidus just join."

Kaedra traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...

Kaedra gestures at you.
A dim aura surrounds you.

[ Spirit Shield: +1:27:00, 1:27:00 remaining. (Kaedra) ]

Jaeden says, "I like you."

Nub says, "Have an ora bastard sword in my backpack."

J>smirk jae
You smirk at Jaeden.

Kaedra gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

Kaedra gestures at you.
You suddenly feel more powerful.

Jaeden says, "I just hate Mordie hehe."

[ Spirit Defense: +2:10:30, 2:10:30 remaining. (Kaedra) ]

Nub nods.

J>chuck
You chuckle.

Nub says, "Makes sense."

Jaeden accepts Kaedra's garlic-stuffed bread.

J>'i woulda stalked you anyway
You quietly say, "I woulda stalked you anyway."

Jaeden takes a bite of his garlic-stuffed bread.

Jaeden looks much more calm and refreshed.

Jaeden says, "I know."

J>wink
You wink.

Sephiroth just arrived.

Sephiroth just went northeast.

J>pok calid
Do you poke yourself often?

J>l
[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded from the moonlight by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see the yellow Bud disk, a fluctuant aurora spirit that is flying around, the Asvir disk, a large acorn, some acantha leaf, a scratched plate, an enruned steel trunk, some basal moss, a rusty cup, some calamia fruit, a tincture of aloeas, a tincture of aloeas, a tincture of acantha, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a tincture of aloeas, a moldy ginger cupcake, a rose-marrow potion, an iceberry tart, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a rose-marrow potion, a scratched plate, a tincture of wolifrew, a single arrow shaft, a rations kit, a bundle of arrow shafts, a tincture of wolifrew, a single arrow shaft, a flashing neon sign, a white marble frame surrounding a pale glowing blue portal, the Stone, a blood-stained steel mirror, some stone benches with some stuff on it and an herbal remedy donation bin.
Also here: Ifor, Lord Jaeden, Maldric, Milamber, Daenerys, Nub, Lord Josef who is kneeling, Bhaal, Madmountan, Sanity, Dank Bud, Send, Kaedra, Lord Rada who is sitting, Sune, Epicbeardmon, Asvir who is sitting, Fumble, Sivin who is sitting
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest

Jaeden says, "Just.. don't bug me. I won't do anything stupid to you anymore."

Jaeden shrugs.

[LNet]-GSIV:Moredin: "does gremlock garrotte trigger 712 retribution?"

Jaeden says, "Up to you."

Sephiroth just arrived.

J>rock
You rock back on your heels.

So you don't consider randomly spiked-thorning someone to death while they are AFK to be "anything stupid"?

[RichardCranium]

Quit crying. You fucks deserve everything you get.

[calidus]

Quit crying. You fucks deserve everything you get.

No crying here, just pointing out a hypocrite.

Maybe it's being misconstrued to to the lack of Caps Lock and LOLOL'ing.

I do hope none of this has disrupted his morning prayer, though.

[IorakeWarhammer]

it's just a game :)

AND THIS MORNING WE'RE 1-0 CALIDUS!!!

[Some Rogue]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/gay_thread.jpg

[IorakeWarhammer]

it was sad how many spikes it took, actually..

[Glatoph, Lava Pool]
The ledge here is barely a double-handspan wide, giving room for your feet with no margin for error. The rough grey walls offer nothing to hang onto if you should stumble. Heat rises in waves from the lava below, making the air and everything around you seem to shimmer. To the east you see what looks like an arch stretching across the cavern, high above the glowing pool. You also see a fire guardian.
Also here: Cthulu who is lying down
Obvious exits: east, southwest
>
Mjollnir just arrived.
>cas cthu
You gesture at Cthulu.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Cthulu! One of the thorns jabs into him!
... hits for 14 points of damage!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the abdomen.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Mjollnir just went southwest.
>prep 616
Wait 2 sec.
>
Cthulu struggles to stand, but fails.
>
A fire guardian brightens suddenly!
>prep 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas cthu
You gesture at Cthulu.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Cthulu! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 17 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces forearm!
He is stunned!
... hits for 9 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures upper arm!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 616
Wait 1 sec.
>prep 616
>cas cthu
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Cthulu.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Cthulu! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 10 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike to abdomen punctures stomach!
... hits for 19 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Mjollnir just arrived.
>
[LNet]-GSIV:Avantos: "ok, who's dead in wyneb? where?"
>prep 616
Wait 1 sec.
>
Mjollnir just went southwest.
>
Mjollnir just arrived.
>prep 616
>cas cthu
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Cthulu.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Cthulu! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 25 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Strong strike, punctures lung!

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Mjollnir just went east.
>
* Cthulu just bit the dust!
>
A fire guardian gestures at you!
A fire guardian hurls a roaring ball of fire at you!
AS: +104 vs DS: +151 with AvD: +57 + d100 roll: +33 = +43
A clean miss.

[Fortybox]

Why did you kill Ember? That's like no bueno there.

Sad panda right now.

[IorakeWarhammer]

I didn't kill Ember nor would I