clips of you killing Mordechai (Mordie) / the special ed Marlu clan

[IorakeWarhammer]

My point: The valiant Mordechai is not coming to save you.

[Fortybox]

No, Mordie posted a few pages ago of him killing Ember. That's a friend of mine :wtf:

[IorakeWarhammer]

You reach out and hold Cthulu's hand.
>;go2 tgay
--- Lich: go2 active.
[go2: ETA: 0:00:01 (5 rooms to move through)]
[go2]>west
[go2]>west
[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its serpentine lanes abuzz with traders bartering, bickering, and hawking their wares. The freewheeling vendors in the bazaar provide a lively alternative to the somewhat stodgier merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square. You also see a silver raffle table with some stuff on it and a painted blue police call box with an old framed parchment sign on it.
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
Cthulu followed.
>
[Wehnimer's, Winter St.]
A steady stream of shoppers and traders flows through this avenue. On the west side of the road is the grocer's shop, where provisions, from the humblest sack of flour to the rarest varieties of Gnollish mushrooms, can be bought.
Obvious paths: east, west
Cthulu followed.
>
[go2]>west
[go2]>south
[Wehnimer's, West Ring Rd.]
The lane to the east leads into the heart of town and the main square. Pedestrians and carts laden down with cargo make their way along the road. The back wall of the grocer's shop borders the road, its wide door surrounded by piles of rough gunny sacks and stacks of wooden crates, some empty, others still to be unpacked.
Obvious paths: north, east, south
Cthulu followed.
>
[go2]>go gate
[Wehnimer's, West Ring Rd.]
Traffic is light on this portion of West Ring Road. Most people seem to be using the busier roads that lie to the north and south, leading to the square. A few warehouses and smaller shops line the way here. You also see a dark ladder leaning against a large iron-plated tower and a large wooden gate.
Obvious paths: north, south
Cthulu followed.
>
[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
The muted sounds of loud bartering from within Wehnimer's Landing, and the lonely calls of a pair of mated fenvaoks high up in the air vie for your attention as you march along the outer western edge of the town. You also see a town guard and a large wooden gate.
Obvious paths: north, south
Cthulu followed.
>
[go2: travel time: 0:00:01]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
>prep 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
[LNet]-Sangreal: "wooot!"
>cas cthu
You gesture at Cthulu.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Cthulu! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 20 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... hits for 31 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Deft strike to the back cracks vertebrae!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 616
Wait 2 sec.
>prep 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas cthu
You gesture at Cthulu.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Cthulu! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 35 points of damage!

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>n
>n
[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
As you progress on this north-south path, the dark forest to the west catches your eye. A little forbidding in its primeval appearance, it is sure to offer a good source of small-game hunting.
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>
* Cthulu just bit the dust!
>n
>ne

[Cthulu]

You reach out and hold Cthulu's hand.
>;go2 tgay
--- Lich: go2 active.
[go2: ETA: 0:00:01 (5 rooms to move through)]
[go2]>west
[go2]>west
[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its serpentine lanes abuzz with traders bartering, bickering, and hawking their wares. The freewheeling vendors in the bazaar provide a lively alternative to the somewhat stodgier merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square. You also see a silver raffle table with some stuff on it and a painted blue police call box with an old framed parchment sign on it.
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
Cthulu followed.
>
[Wehnimer's, Winter St.]
A steady stream of shoppers and traders flows through this avenue. On the west side of the road is the grocer's shop, where provisions, from the humblest sack of flour to the rarest varieties of Gnollish mushrooms, can be bought.
Obvious paths: east, west
Cthulu followed.
>
[go2]>west
[go2]>south
[Wehnimer's, West Ring Rd.]
The lane to the east leads into the heart of town and the main square. Pedestrians and carts laden down with cargo make their way along the road. The back wall of the grocer's shop borders the road, its wide door surrounded by piles of rough gunny sacks and stacks of wooden crates, some empty, others still to be unpacked.
Obvious paths: north, east, south
Cthulu followed.
>
[go2]>go gate
[Wehnimer's, West Ring Rd.]
Traffic is light on this portion of West Ring Road. Most people seem to be using the busier roads that lie to the north and south, leading to the square. A few warehouses and smaller shops line the way here. You also see a dark ladder leaning against a large iron-plated tower and a large wooden gate.
Obvious paths: north, south
Cthulu followed.
>
[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
The muted sounds of loud bartering from within Wehnimer's Landing, and the lonely calls of a pair of mated fenvaoks high up in the air vie for your attention as you march along the outer western edge of the town. You also see a town guard and a large wooden gate.
Obvious paths: north, south
Cthulu followed.
>
[go2: travel time: 0:00:01]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
>prep 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
[LNet]-Sangreal: "wooot!"
>cas cthu
You gesture at Cthulu.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Cthulu! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 20 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... hits for 31 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Deft strike to the back cracks vertebrae!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 616
Wait 2 sec.
>prep 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas cthu
You gesture at Cthulu.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Cthulu! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 35 points of damage!

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>n
>n
[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
As you progress on this north-south path, the dark forest to the west catches your eye. A little forbidding in its primeval appearance, it is sure to offer a good source of small-game hunting.
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>
* Cthulu just bit the dust!
>n
>ne

Congrats. You've AFK killed me 3 times this morning when I stopped coming after you about a week ago. Big man.

[calidus]

My point: The valiant Mordechai is not coming to save you.

Unlike you, some of us do have real life shit to attend to now and then.

[calidus]

Congrats. You've AFK killed me 3 times this morning when I stopped coming after you about a week ago. Big man.

That's what he does. He makes false truces to get your guard down, then rages on you.

[Fortybox]

Not sure what you guys expect. If you kill people you should expect retaliation.

[Bhaalizmo]

Quit crying. You fucks deserve everything you get.

I agree. They killed me while I was afk aplenty, with no remorse and plenty of mockery. Fuck em. Right in the neck.

[Fortybox]

I agree. They killed me while I was afk aplenty, with no remorse and plenty of mockery. Fuck em. Right in the neck.

That sounds painful for both parties...

[BriarFox]

Frankly, you're just lucky Jaeden hasn't decided to kill you all non-stop. It's no less than you deserve for being jackasses. A "cult" of griefers is great fun until you're the ones dying.

[Drevihyin]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/images.jpg

[Ashliana]

Why are Mord & Co crying about being killed while AFK while they go out of their way to kill scripters/AFKers/people for any reason? What goes around comes around.

[Cthulu]

R>
The guardian's eyes turn to a cold blue glow for a moment!
The guardian discovers Jaeden who was invisible!
A fire guardian brightens suddenly!
R>
Censure just arrived.
R>
Lord Jaeden just went west.
R>

[IorakeWarhammer]

calidus got me too.. its gettin exciting!!

[Cephalopod]

http://www.lonestarairsoft.com/forums/photopost/data/500/omg-it-spins.jpg

[calidus]

Frankly, you're just lucky Jaeden hasn't decided to kill you all non-stop. It's no less than you deserve for being jackasses. A "cult" of griefers is great fun until you're the ones dying.

I haven't griefed a single person, and I don't believe Mordechai or Cthulu has either.

[calidus]

Why are Mord & Co crying about being killed while AFK while they go out of their way to kill scripters/AFKers/people for any reason? What goes around comes around.

What is this crying you are referring to?

[BriarFox]

I haven't griefed a single person, and I don't believe Mordechai or Cthulu has either.

I speak from personal experience regarding Mordechai, and both you and Cthulu have been around when he's attacked me. Cthulu hung out and watched last time, and you tried to cutthroat me from the shadows. There's no way you get to plead innocence. Tons of others have made similar complaints. The fact that you can make a statement like this is utterly flabbergasting. If you're concerned, maybe you should start rethinking the company you keep.

Divide and conquer.

[IorakeWarhammer]

I haven't griefed a single person, and I don't believe Mordechai or Cthulu has either.

http://rhapsodyinbooks.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/twilightzone_blog.jpg

[Fortybox]

I haven't griefed a single person, and I don't believe Mordechai or Cthulu has either.

Selective memory...

[BriarFox]

Selective memory...

Or selective definition of "griefed." They were "ARPEE-ing."

[calidus]

Selective memory...

Er, no.

Show or explain otherwise.

The only person I've killed more than once is Jaeden, whom attacked me before I even knew who he was.

I'm curious who I've griefed and how it all went down, because I wasn't there to see it.

Anyone care to speak up?

[BriarFox]

The only person I've killed more than once ...

Because once is A-OK!

[Fortybox]

Er, no.

Show or explain otherwise.

The only person I've killed more than once is Jaeden, whom attacked me before I even knew who he was.

I'm curious who I've griefed and how it all went down, because I wasn't there to see it.

Anyone care to speak up?

You guys killed my friend Smash. I specifically saw you, Cthulu, Mordechai, and Katze. I do like your amnesia though. Should get the doc to check it out.

:love:

[Ryvicke]

Er, no.

Show or explain otherwise.

The only person I've killed more than once is Jaeden, whom attacked me before I even knew who he was.

I'm curious who I've griefed and how it all went down, because I wasn't there to see it.

Anyone care to speak up?

Your overlord posted yesterday about your grief list and how to get off of it (paying silvers). I'm pretty sure you guys are down with griefing.

Unless you're quitting the cult? In which case I hope they grief the shit out of you.

[Nieninque]

http://www.omfgstfu.com/images/STFU.png

[calidus]

You guys killed my friend Smash. I specifically saw you, Cthulu, Mordechai, and Katze. I do like your amnesia though. Should get the doc to check it out.

:love:

Griefing is doing shit like repeatedly killing someone, camping their corpse, and so on.

Killing someone once, then letting them get fair revenge on you (which he did), is not griefing.

I've never actively griefed anyone. Never repeat-killed, camped a corpse, etc.

In fact, Thizzle took me out while I was afk cause I was "looting his kills" (bigshot was). I got my revenge on him once, and have left him alone since. I even gave em a drag back to town when he died from a critter recently.

I like to keep things square. Justice where and how it is due.

[calidus]

Your overlord posted yesterday about your grief list and how to get off of it (paying silvers). I'm pretty sure you guys are down with griefing.

Unless you're quitting the cult? In which case I hope they grief the shit out of you.

I merely said that I haven't griefed anyone, and the only person I've repeat killed so far is Jaeden, whom is on the grief list due to, well, his griefing of us/others.

[Bhaalizmo]

The idea "you reap what you sow" can be simplified to suggest that actions will have consequences.

Reap it.

[Fortybox]

Griefing is doing shit like repeatedly killing someone, camping their corpse, and so on.

Killing someone once, then letting them get fair revenge on you (which he did), is not griefing.

I've never actively griefed anyone. Never repeat-killed, camped a corpse, etc.

In fact, Thizzle took me out while I was afk cause I was "looting his kills" (bigshot was). I got my revenge on him once, and have left him alone since. I even gave em a drag back to town when he died from a critter recently.

I like to keep things square. Justice where and how it is due.

Well I'd disagree. Griefing is any perceived loss that a person feels is being done to their character. Somehow you guys want to justify that killing a person once is ok and that the rest of shattered has to deal with it.

Well I've got news for you. If a character considers what you are doing as griefing and keeps killing you then welcome to Shattered. Put up with it or go back to prime imo.

[Some Rogue]

For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind

[calidus]

Well I've got news for you. If a character considers what you are doing as griefing and keeps killing you then welcome to Shattered. Put up with it or go back to prime imo.

No complaints here; just laughing at Jaeden being a spaz.

[Fortybox]

It's only behavior provoked by you guys. I'm actually on Jaeden's side on this. He's growing on me...maybe it's his avatar!

[Ryvicke]

It's only behavior provoked by you guys. I'm actually on Jaeden's side on this. He's growing on me...maybe it's his avatar!

What is he so pensively contemplating in his hands? It's either an egg or a golf ball. Both of which I think could require a lot of pondering.

[RichardCranium]

A shell?

[Bhaalizmo]

What is he so pensively contemplating in his hands? It's either an egg or a golf ball. Both of which I think could require a lot of pondering.

Ambergris? Definitely something to ponder.

[Fortybox]

Maybe he has found himself staring at a pool of water wondering what to do about his male modeling career?

[HJFudge]

This is all quite amusing :)

The difference is this guys. If Jaeden kills us, we may get annoyed briefly, but we shrug it off and go, slightly chagrinned at the irony of the situation.

When we kill you guys, its OMG RUN TO THE BOARDS TO CRY HOW THEY RUINED MY NIGHT OMGGGGGGGGG and I think seriously, some of you almost have heart attacks.

It's all about the maturity level difference. Its like we are killing a bunch of children :) MMmmmmm killing children..../drool

[Fortybox]

This is all quite amusing :)

The difference is this guys. If Jaeden kills us, we may get annoyed briefly, but we shrug it off and go, slightly chagrinned at the irony of the situation.

When we kill you guys, its OMG RUN TO THE BOARDS TO CRY HOW THEY RUINED MY NIGHT OMGGGGGGGGG and I think seriously, some of you almost have heart attacks.

It's all about the maturity level difference. Its like we are killing a bunch of children :) MMmmmmm killing children..../drool

I don't see Jaeden doing that. Just because he is retaliating he is a baby? Nah.

I think Cthulu and Calidus are being the babies.

[HJFudge]

I don't see Jaeden doing that. Just because he is retaliating he is a baby? Nah.

I think Cthulu and Calidus are being the babies.

I wasnt speaking of Jaeden being a baby. I was speaking of the rest of you :P

[BriarFox]

I wasnt speaking of Jaeden being a baby. I was speaking of the rest of you :P

I found your theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6iAjEv9dQ), Mordie.

[Fortybox]

And why did you kill Ember. That's two friends you squished.

:wtf:

[RichardCranium]

I wonder what a ShatteredCon would be like.

[Some Rogue]

I see, when anyone else posts about getting killed, they are crying. When your buddies do it, it's not. Are you stupid or something?

[HJFudge]

And why did you kill Ember. That's two friends you squished.

:wtf:

Ember and Co. thought they were safe from us by moving to Ta'Vaalor. So, I showed them they werent? As for them being our friends...well, "Fair Weather Friend" is the only possible way you could call them friends. Mostly they just whine that we 'kill afk people'. Who was the other friend I squished?

As for Necen's post: Sorry, dont listen to Brad Paisley as a general rule. It doesnt suprise me that you do, however :tumble:

[Methais]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/images.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JO2OK5G8gZI/SnEFlmS-KqI/AAAAAAAABIk/y2BRg0FVT3k/s400/SM1580~Screw-You-Hippie-Posters.jpg

[HJFudge]

I see, when anyone else posts about getting killed, they are crying. When your buddies do it, it's not. Are you stupid or something?

No, but you seem to be a bit dense.

We dont post "OMG JAEDEN (or whoever) KILLED US!"

We simply respond to the posts that you guys make of killing us. This is what the thread is for, posts of killing us.

If you cant see the difference well....

Ok, well, by now, I know most of you CANT. So I'll just try to work around your disability and carry on.

[Fortybox]

I wonder what a ShatteredCon would be like.

http://globalgrind.com/i/CIT/I65/870/0.330704.jpg

[calidus]

I don't see Jaeden doing that. Just because he is retaliating he is a baby? Nah.

I think Cthulu and Calidus are being the babies.

He killed me, posted about it, I retaliated and killed him back.

Where's the baby stuff fit into this?

[Methais]

I wonder what a ShatteredCon would be like.

This is what it would be:
http://southerngent.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/nerd-fight.jpg
http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/18134/Nerd%20fight.jpg

And this is what it would not be:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VGaYfxzAQjI/SUk5VKNKUuI/AAAAAAAAB3w/bgqvF9yarwk/s400/slave_leia_pillow_fight.jpg

[calidus]

I see, when anyone else posts about getting killed, they are crying. When your buddies do it, it's not. Are you stupid or something?

Neither Cthulu or myself posted about getting killed, we merely responded to Jaeden's gloat spam.

[HJFudge]

He killed me, posted about it, I retaliated I killed him back.

Where's the baby stuff fit into this?

Logic, you say? WE FEAR NO LOGIC!!! We counter with RAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEE

:club:

[calidus]

This is what it would be:
http://southerngent.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/nerd-fight.jpg
http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/18134/Nerd%20fight.jpg

And this is what it would not be:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VGaYfxzAQjI/SUk5VKNKUuI/AAAAAAAAB3w/bgqvF9yarwk/s400/slave_leia_pillow_fight.jpg

Sexy results!

[LMingrone]

I HAVE NO LIPS! HOW I GONNA EAT COOKIE?

[RichardCranium]

No, but you seem to be a bit dense.

We dont post "OMG JAEDEN (or whoever) KILLED US!"

We simply respond to the posts that you guys make of killing us. This is what the thread is for, posts of killing us.

If you cant see the difference well....

Ok, well, by now, I know most of you CANT. So I'll just try to work around your disability and carry on.


Calling you out on your douchebaggery isn't crying, it's calling a fuckface a fuckface.

.

[Some Rogue]

Keep posting retards. You make yourselves look stupider with every post. Especially with your, NO U posts.


HAHA U R DUM. NO U

[Bhaalizmo]

NO U

[HJFudge]

Keep posting retards. You make yourselves look stupider with every post. Especially with your, NO U posts.


HAHA U R DUM. NO U

hahahahahah this is hilarious.

Keep going :) Tell us how you REALLY feel :)

[BriarFox]

As for Necen's post: Sorry, dont listen to Brad Paisley as a general rule. It doesnt suprise me that you do, however :tumble:

Brad Paisley is awesome. It's ironic you don't recognize your theme song, too.

As for ShatteredCon, it'd be just this:

From HJFudge's profile on Answerology.com: http://answerology.com/index.aspx?template=show_and_tell.ascx&user_id=611859
http://answerology.com/uploaded-images/611859/129617_picture.jpg

and these:

http://thesweetsnob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cricket-info0.gif

[thefarmer]

I wonder what a ShatteredCon would be like.

It'd have maybe 10 people, since the majority wouldn't leave their Mom's basement.

[LMingrone]

Ha. No lips and a LARPer? Oh snap!

[calidus]

Keep posting retards. You make yourselves look stupider with every post. Especially with your, NO U posts.


HAHA U R DUM. NO U

Are you making fun of yourself? Cause you realize that you are posting, too, right....?

[BriarFox]

Oh.

/thread

[calidus]

:love:

[Methais]

Brad Paisley is awesome. It's ironic you don't recognize your theme song, too.

As for ShatteredCon, it'd be just this:

From HJFudge's profile on Answerology.com: http://answerology.com/index.aspx?template=show_and_tell.ascx&user_id=611859
http://answerology.com/uploaded-images/611859/129617_picture.jpg

and these:

http://thesweetsnob.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cricket-info0.gif

http://arewenewatthis.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/se7en-reasons-to-play-champions-online-or-balancing-the-bitching1.jpg

[HJFudge]

Ha. No lips and a LARPer? Oh snap!

Well it was a halloween contest at my work. Dunno if you notice my workstation in the background :P

It was a good costume! Want to see my werewolf one?

Necen you really seem to be into finding pics of me, linking me songs...are you going to make me a playlist next? Maybe steal my books and hide it from me?

OH SHIT. YOU ARE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE WITH ME. :hug2:

This...explains a LOT.

I...Im sorry but...Im just not into you. I like you but...I dont LIKE you like you, if you know what I mean?

Im sorry...Im sure you'll find someone for you someday. Its just that...you are like a brother to me, ya know?

[BriarFox]

Well it was a halloween contest at my work. Dunno if you notice my workstation in the background :P

It was a good costume! Want to see my werewolf one?

Necen you really seem to be into finding pics of me, linking me songs...are you going to make me a playlist next? Maybe steal my books and hide it from me?

OH SHIT. YOU ARE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE WITH ME. :hug2:

This...explains a LOT.

I...Im sorry but...Im just not into you. I like you but...I dont LIKE you like you, if you know what I mean?

Im sorry...Im sure you'll find someone for you someday. Its just that...you are like a brother to me, ya know?

You really just pulled out the, "No, I am NOT gay for you" line? I give you a LOL.

[HJFudge]

You really just pulled out the, "No, I am NOT gay for you" line? I give you a LOL.

Im just following where the evidence takes me is all.

[BriarFox]

Im just following where the evidence takes me is all.

I'd post snippets where you contradict yourself, but it's just too easy. Besides, I'm not sure why you're still talking. This thread ended when you put on your wizard hat.

[Fortybox]

Can we still talk about Jaeden's avatar?

...

Anyone? Bueller?

[HJFudge]

I'd post snippets where you contradict yourself, but it's just too easy. Besides, I'm not sure why you're still talking. This thread ended when you put on your wizard hat.

Where I contradict myself about you being into me? I just discovered this. I havent yet had time to contradict myself?

[calidus]

You really just pulled out the, "No, I am NOT gay for you" line? I give you a LOL.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DPfG_ih_Qlo/0.jpg
http://img.youtube.com/vi/YOm64YHDDik/0.jpg

[Bhaalizmo]

Can we still talk about Jaeden's avatar?

...

Anyone? Bueller?

My vote is still on Ambergris as the object he is holding and contemplating. For the record.

[Fortybox]

My vote is still on Ambergris as the object he is holding and contemplating. For the record.

Maybe he found a blue sapphire and is wondering where the gemshop is to sell it?

[Ryvicke]

Can we still talk about Jaeden's avatar?

...

Anyone? Bueller?

Sure, let's. I think it was a really perplexing shell.

Truthfully he struck out on two avatars in a row (titled "forearms" and "dung beetle surf"), I don't think we should get too excited about this third one--we might be getting the myspace effect.

Also yesterday he posted a log of himself spike thorning a zombie. Not even like an "afk zombie" but just the gemstone critter zombie. So there is definitely still some retardation going on.

[calidus]

Sure, let's. I think it was a really perplexing shell.

Truthfully he struck out on two avatars in a row (titled "forearms" and "dung beetle surf"), I don't think we should get too excited about this third one--we might be getting the myspace effect.

Also yesterday he posted a log of himself spike thorning a zombie. Not even like an "afk zombie" but just the gemstone critter zombie. So there is definitely still some retardation going on.

lol...

[Fortybox]

Well, the way I am going to RP my character is that after the horrible airplane crash he was immediately turned into a zombie by the GM Overlords. He was told he was to be the King of the Zombies in Shattered Elanthia.

While he was being teleported to Elanthia he was able to surf the net and he saw Jaeden's hawt new avatar pic, which curiously sparked a question about whether or not he is a King Zombie, a Gay Zombie, or a Gay King Zombie.

Was it ambergris, a shell, blue sapphire? Or was it a scroll with (5060) Gay Zombie?

I don't know but I guess we'll find out.

Can I get my RPA now plz?

[Ribbons]

Well, the way I am going to RP my character is that after the horrible airplane crash he was immediately turned into a zombie by the GM Overlords. He was told he was to be the King of the Zombies in Shattered Elanthia.

While he was being teleported to Elanthia he was able to surf the net and he saw Jaeden's hawt new avatar pic, which curiously sparked a question about whether or not he is a King Zombie, a Gay Zombie, or a Gay King Zombie.

Was it ambergris, a shell, blue sapphire? Or was it a scroll with (5060) Gay Zombie?

I don't know but I guess we'll find out.

Can I get my RPA now plz?

Oh God...I'm..so scared...

[Cthulu]

::undulates::

[IorakeWarhammer]

LOLLLLLLL

its a shell

[SanGreal]

>n
[Zortahg's Spine, Tail]
Wooded vales flank the highroad's ridge to the east and west. To the south, the road ends in a fog-bound swale. You also see a large ogre (dead) and a flail.
Also here: Calidus
Obvious paths: northeast, south
>drop wandYou drop a golden wand.
>Calidus searches a large ogre.
Calidus gathers the remaining coins.
A large ogre decays into compost.
>Calidus put a dark vultite short sword in his hooded cloak.
>Calidus reaches for a golden wand.
As Calidus comes in contact with the golden wand, a thread of swirling gray magic issues forth from it and coils around his body. It whirls malevolently around him for a moment and then disappears within him.
Calidus picks up a golden wand.

>l calYou see Calidus.
He appears to be a Human.
He is average height and appears to be very young. He has blue-grey eyes and fair skin. He has chin length, wavy golden brown hair.
He has an awesome deathbat tattoo on his arm.
He is in good shape.
He has a wooden arrow stuck in his left eye.
He is holding a silvery vultite short sword in his right hand and a golden wand in his left hand.
He is wearing some dark red bloodjewel-set leathers, some crossed black leather back-sheaths, a glittering brass pin, a ruby amulet, a dark hooded cloak, a storm grey pouch, and a leather sheath.

Took awhile to track down my prize

[Stoneharrow Swale, Roadway]
Just visible to the east, an obelisk of black granite crowns a low, grass-covered mound. You also see a silvery vultite short sword, a cudgel, a cudgel and a cudgel.
Obvious paths: north, south

(no relation to the dude who stole my schtick and dropped cursed loot in every hunting ground today)

[IorakeWarhammer]

LOL

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs331.ash1/28706_132773210071789_118330578182719_391030_40064 4_n.jpg

[calidus]

>n
[Zortahg's Spine, Tail]
Wooded vales flank the highroad's ridge to the east and west. To the south, the road ends in a fog-bound swale. You also see a large ogre (dead) and a flail.
Also here: Calidus
Obvious paths: northeast, south
>drop wandYou drop a golden wand.
>Calidus searches a large ogre.
Calidus gathers the remaining coins.
A large ogre decays into compost.
>Calidus put a dark vultite short sword in his hooded cloak.
>Calidus reaches for a golden wand.
As Calidus comes in contact with the golden wand, a thread of swirling gray magic issues forth from it and coils around his body. It whirls malevolently around him for a moment and then disappears within him.
Calidus picks up a golden wand.

>l calYou see Calidus.
He appears to be a Human.
He is average height and appears to be very young. He has blue-grey eyes and fair skin. He has chin length, wavy golden brown hair.
He has an awesome deathbat tattoo on his arm.
He is in good shape.
He has a wooden arrow stuck in his left eye.
He is holding a silvery vultite short sword in his right hand and a golden wand in his left hand.
He is wearing some dark red bloodjewel-set leathers, some crossed black leather back-sheaths, a glittering brass pin, a ruby amulet, a dark hooded cloak, a storm grey pouch, and a leather sheath.

Took awhile to track down my prize

[Stoneharrow Swale, Roadway]
Just visible to the east, an obelisk of black granite crowns a low, grass-covered mound. You also see a silvery vultite short sword, a cudgel, a cudgel and a cudgel.
Obvious paths: north, south

(no relation to the dude who stole my schtick and dropped cursed loot in every hunting ground today)

I untrained Disarm because I thought it was just too mean to steal people's weapons. I have too much of a conscience. Perhaps it's time to reconsider.

[Deathravin]

What (if anything) defends against Disarm?

[SpiffyJr]

What (if anything) defends against Disarm?

Training in Disarm.

[Fallen]

What (if anything) defends against Disarm?

Moonstone Cubes and the new CMAN Cunning Defense (CDefense)

[Deathravin]

Cunning Defense sounds naughty

[Celephais]

Cunning Defense sounds naughty

First thing I thought when I heard it was of Colonel Angus.

[Drisco]

This thread already had it's climax, it's all falling action from here on out. Makes me sad, so much potential.

[BriarFox]

I untrained Disarm because I thought it was just too mean to steal people's weapons. I have too much of a conscience. Perhaps it's time to reconsider.

Nothing to do with disarm. He itchy-cursed the wand you grabbed.

[Deathravin]

Nothing to do with disarm. He itchy-cursed the wand you grabbed.

Was saying he changed his mind about stealing weapons after it happened to him.

[4a6c1]

This thread already had it's climax, it's all falling action from here on out. Makes me sad, so much potential.

stfu and come gorean roleplay with us in the $7 gas thread.

[Drisco]

These I did a Gorean RP Dominatrix act. It's now posted for your viewing pleasure.

[IorakeWarhammer]

[Shattered]-GSF:Roflcopter: "Ok I'm done pooping, what did I miss?"

[Shattered]-GSF:Chii: "you missed Mordechai and his gang happily slaughering level 3's again. Boring, no?"

GOOD JOB MORDIE STILL STRIKIN FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF NEWBS I SEE

[Cthulu]

********* offers Mordechai a Wehnimer's promissory note.

J>
Mordechai offers you a Wehnimer's promissory note. Click ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.

>deposit note
You deposit your note worth 200000 into your account. The teller carefully records the transaction and says, "Thank you, Cthulu. Have a nice day!"

[IorakeWarhammer]

YEP, WELCOME TO THE HARD KNOCKS!!! <BEGINS UNDULATING IN TOTAL FEAR!!!>

[Cthulu]

::writhes::

[IorakeWarhammer]

yeah cthulu that should cover some deaths stings potions for when i killed you 4 times the other day HOHO

[Tilnam]

Well tired of this griefer crew killing my low level cleric, i was actually watching him. And sure enough, next person comes to kill him...


Cthulu falls to the ground in a deep slumber.
Sing Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
Cthulu loses his grip on cleric!

You thrust with a sonic lance at Cthulu!
AS: +xxx vs DS: +xxx with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +83 = +357
... and hit for 126 points of damage!
Spinal cord damaged by smash to the back.

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Cthulu.
The powerful look leaves Cthulu.
The light blue glow leaves Cthulu.


So then his dragger comes, I lullaby him and of course he slams and logs. LOL. Then they declare war on me and kill my cleric again of course. Why attack the same level guy when you can kill the weakling. Fair enough. So this morning I decide to look for them. Unfortunately I can only find their weakling :( Mordechai hides too well!


You thrust with a sonic lance at Cthulu!
AS: +xxx vs DS: +xxx with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +88 = +298
... and hit for 93 points of damage!
Strike to wrist severs right hand!

** As you hit, your sonic lance unleashes a blast of sonic energy! **
... 10 points of damage!
Light blow to left arm.

You are now in a defensive stance.
A steel golem pounds at Cthulu with its metallic hand!
AS: +188 vs DS: +52 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +99 = +273
... and hits for 60 points of damage!
Internal organs bruised.

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Cthulu.
The light blue glow leaves Cthulu.
Cthulu appears less secure.
The deep blue glow leaves Cthulu.
The dim aura fades from around Cthulu.

OOPS, after being rescued some afk person left their group open!

You reach out and hold Cthulu's hand.

You thrust with a sonic lance at Cthulu!
AS: +xxx vs DS: -12 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +32 = +xxx
... and hit for 107 points of damage!
Weapon arm mangled horribly.

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!


If they declare war on me, War is what I shall give them!

[Cthulu]

I love how casual you act about it when relaying the story to others!

But ahm, we know the truth ;p

[IorakeWarhammer]

Mordechai likes Solhaven. He can be found in Dobrems, cyclops, although he may be looking for something level 30 or so by now. Make sure to get him in 1 hit as he WILL slam. Cervina also helps them, she's KOS on my list. Bleeder, Calidus, Flamer, Cthulu - they're all connected. Mordechai is also GoS as far as I know. I often sit a locker character at the Northern Caravansary and see Mordie walking by fairly often.

[Tilnam]

I love how casual you act about it when relaying the story to others!

But ahm, we know the truth ;p

Maybe thats because i really don't give a shit anymore about how i was killed? And find it funny that i've already killed you 3x when you haven't killed me yet? Oh my mistake, 4 times. I forgot when we were both around lvl 12ish you tried to ambush me and lost. My bad.

I've spent the majority of my mmorpg time playing on the hardcore pvp servers. Yes you get upset when you die, but it all makes up for it when you get revenge. I bet you weren't very happy this morning when you woke up minus 2 deeds?

Oh and Jaeden. Might want to add Sanity to your list of kos. Apparently he has joined their ranks.

[IorakeWarhammer]

i suspected Sanity from the get-go, I think that's just one of their alts. I had killed Calidus and Sanity was giving me shit in TSC when everyone else was happy and I was instantly suspicious.

[Cthulu]

Maybe thats because i really don't give a shit anymore about how i was killed? And find it funny that i've already killed you 3x when you haven't killed me yet? Oh my mistake, 4 times. I forgot when we were both around lvl 12ish you tried to ambush me and lost. My bad.

I've spent the majority of my mmorpg time playing on the hardcore pvp servers. Yes you get upset when you die, but it all makes up for it when you get revenge. I bet you weren't very happy this morning when you woke up minus 2 deeds?

Oh and Jaeden. Might want to add Sanity to your list of kos. Apparently he has joined their ranks.

Me kill a higher level bard? Do you have no idea what class I am or something?

[Cthulu]

i suspected Sanity from the get-go, I think that's just one of their alts. I had killed Calidus and Sanity was giving me shit in TSC when everyone else was happy and I was instantly suspicious.

But you NEVER draw assumptions, because you're a super detective right?

oh fuck my mordechai script just got fucked up

[Tilnam]

Me kill a higher level bard? Do you have no idea what class I am or something?

U mad bro?

[Cthulu]

U mad bro?

No no, you're supposed to accuse me of 'crying'.

[Tea & Strumpets]

Iorakehammer or whatever should be hired by Simu, because I am tempted to roll up a character just to grief him. :(

[IorakeWarhammer]

i know for a fact Cthulu has died over 15 times this week so I'm sure hes not a happy camper and he probably has no silver so Mordie's little thug fund is being drained buying death's stings potions for the kids.. LOVING IT

[IorakeWarhammer]

Iorakehammer or whatever should be hired by Simu, because I am tempted to roll up a character just to grief him. :(

U BRING THAT GRIEF BABY GIRL!! MAKE SURE IT COME WITH 2 SCOOPS OF ROCKY ROAD!! WHOOP WHOOMP!!

[Cthulu]

i know for a fact Cthulu has died over 15 times this week so I'm sure hes not a happy camper and he probably has no silver so Mordie's little thug fund is being drained buying death's stings potions for the kids.. LOVING IT

Super sleuth

[IorakeWarhammer]

i like your avatar.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[IorakeWarhammer]

http://www.ectomo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cthulhu.jpg

[BriarFox]

Mordechai, Cthulu, Bleeder, Cervina, Calidus, Lightning, Sanity = People to kill on site

Macros is another alt, or an ally. His empath is Jeffreydahmer.

---
(He came into TSC and I tried to heal him, but his demeanor was set to cold.)

Macros says, "Stealing xp from my own empath.."
Macros shakes his head at you and clucks his tongue.
Macros snickers.
You raspily say, "Perhaps you should avoid the place where people get healed, rather than make pointless comments."
Macros says, "Or you know, you can just add me to the no heal list."
You raspily say, "Already done."
You wave a hand at Macros, dismissing him indifferently.
You raspily say, "Go talk to a tree or something that cares for your conversation."
(3 minutes pass)
Macros smirks at you!
Speaking raspily to Macros, you ask, "Not the fastest tool in the shed, are you?"
Macros says, "Not the tool you are."
Macros grins at you.
Speaking raspily to Macros, you say, "I'm stunned by your wittiness. Certainly, I'll perish in shame now."
Macros says, "Perhaps you should go die to Mord some more, maybe you'll gather some sense in your head."
Speaking raspily to Macros, you say, "I killed Mordechai and his tree-fort club for every time they got me."

[IorakeWarhammer]

need a little more evidence on him if anyone can post. he might just be a dick, i need to see him in action. but il take your word on it, he'll be on my personal kill list until i can add him to this KOS one. two more added today though.

[HJFudge]

Macros is another alt, or an ally. His empath is Jeffreydahmer.

---
(He came into TSC and I tried to heal him, but his demeanor was set to cold.)

Macros says, "Stealing xp from my own empath.."
Macros shakes his head at you and clucks his tongue.
Macros snickers.
You raspily say, "Perhaps you should avoid the place where people get healed, rather than make pointless comments."
Macros says, "Or you know, you can just add me to the no heal list."
You raspily say, "Already done."
You wave a hand at Macros, dismissing him indifferently.
You raspily say, "Go talk to a tree or something that cares for your conversation."
(3 minutes pass)
Macros smirks at you!
Speaking raspily to Macros, you ask, "Not the fastest tool in the shed, are you?"
Macros says, "Not the tool you are."
Macros grins at you.
Speaking raspily to Macros, you say, "I'm stunned by your wittiness. Certainly, I'll perish in shame now."
Macros says, "Perhaps you should go die to Mord some more, maybe you'll gather some sense in your head."
Speaking raspily to Macros, you say, "I killed Mordechai and his tree-fort club for every time they got me."



If you are going to add everyone who thinks your an ass, you are going to have quite the list in quite a short of amount of time. I've never even MET this Macros fellow. But sure, everyone who's read this forum and realizes you're a moron MUST be an ally or alt of me <rolls eyes>

[BriarFox]

The bringing of forum conversations into the game, his attitude, his syntax and grammar, his bias, and the style of his insults all group him in with you lot. Close enough, even if you're not lying, which is probably the case. Let's not forget that you decided to kill Necen while he was afk-hunting after I called you an idiot here. By the way, you've only reinforced that point.

[HJFudge]

The bringing of forum conversations into the game, his attitude, his syntax and grammar, his bias, and the style of his insults all group him in with you lot. Close enough. Let's not forget that you decided to kill Necen while he was afk-hunting after I called you an idiot here. By the way, you've only reinforced that point.

:rofl:

[Some Rogue]

---
(He came into TSC and I tried to heal him, but his demeanor was set to cold.)

Macros says, "Stealing xp from my own empath.."
Macros shakes his head at you and clucks his tongue.
Macros snickers.
You raspily say, "Perhaps you should avoid the place where people get healed, rather than make pointless comments."
Macros says, "Or you know, you can just add me to the no heal list."
You raspily say, "Already done."
You wave a hand at Macros, dismissing him indifferently.
You raspily say, "Go talk to a tree or something that cares for your conversation."
(3 minutes pass)
Macros smirks at you!
Speaking raspily to Macros, you ask, "Not the fastest tool in the shed, are you?"
Macros says, "Not the tool you are."
Macros grins at you.
Speaking raspily to Macros, you say, "I'm stunned by your wittiness. Certainly, I'll perish in shame now."
Macros says, "Perhaps you should go die to Mord some more, maybe you'll gather some sense in your head."
Speaking raspily to Macros, you say, "I killed Mordechai and his tree-fort club for every time they got me."


Yeah, you kept trying to heal me over and over and over and over because your script was fail. That's when I commented. :P

Don't be stupid. Just because you keep trying to heal me when I had you and every other empath on cold doesn't mean I am part of them. As a matter of fact, I had just killed Calidus prior to that. I didn't realize TSC was solely for healing. I thought it was a node I could rest on.

[Liagala]

FYI, I know who Macros is, and he has absolutely nothing to do with Mordechai & co.

Edit: Dammit, too slow. But yeah, annoying you <> being Mordechai.

[IorakeWarhammer]

ya another lil cryfail there Mordie <hug>

[HJFudge]

Hence why BriarFox is, next to Jaeden, the most amusing poster on these forums :) Its so funny how wrong he is all the time.

[Methais]

need a little more evidence on him if anyone can post

No you don't. This is Shattered. Kill first, ask questions later, and possibly apologize. Then tell them you're kidding and kill them again.

[IorakeWarhammer]

ya Macros might stink but not quite up to the stench-ti-tude of Mordie & co. by the way the name "Mordie" is sticking which is making me very happy.

[BriarFox]

Yeah, you kept trying to heal me over and over and over and over because your script was fail. That's when I commented. :P

Don't be stupid. Just because you keep trying to heal me when I had you and every other empath on cold doesn't mean I am part of them. As a matter of fact, I had just killed Calidus prior to that. I didn't realize TSC was solely for healing. I thought it was a node I could rest on.

Yeah, that's how shattered_empath works. I give you +1 points for not being an alt, though.

[Liagala]

Macros says, "Or you know, you can just add me to the no heal list."
You raspily say, "Already done."


Yeah, that's how shattered_empath works.
I thought shattered_empath would not keep trying to heal someone after you added them to your no heal list. That's what happened during the 3 minutes you omitted in your log.

[BriarFox]

I thought shattered_empath would not keep trying to heal someone after you added them to your no heal list. That's what happened during the 3 minutes you omitted in your log.

I'm not really sure how the logic here works. My script tried to heal him, he made a comment, I added him to the no-heal list, and then obviously there were no more attempts to heal him.

[Some Rogue]

Just for a little more proof...

>You channel at Calidus.
You concentrate intently on Calidus, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Calidus!
CS: +132 - TD: +74 + CvA: +12 + d100: +47 == +117
Warding failed!
Calidus shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Calidus is smashed for 43 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow breaks neck!

* Calidus drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Calidus.
The powerful look leaves Calidus.
The deep blue glow leaves Calidus.
The dim aura fades from around Calidus.
Calidus appears less secure.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You say, "Paybacks a bitch."

[BriarFox]

Just for a little more proof...

>You channel at Calidus.
You concentrate intently on Calidus, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Calidus!
CS: +132 - TD: +74 + CvA: +12 + d100: +47 == +117
Warding failed!
Calidus shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Calidus is smashed for 43 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow breaks neck!

* Calidus drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Calidus.
The powerful look leaves Calidus.
The deep blue glow leaves Calidus.
The dim aura fades from around Calidus.
Calidus appears less secure.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You say, "Paybacks a bitch."

:thumbup:

[IorakeWarhammer]

ok Macros is on my rub-a-dub-dub random buffs from invis lover boy list..

[HJFudge]

ok Macros is on my rub-a-dub-dub random buffs from invis lover boy list..

Im...Im unsure if thats a good list to be on or a very very bad one...

[Cthulu]

Whos'e the Hindi slut in your avatar? I like her

[Liagala]

need a little more evidence on him if anyone can post. he might just be a dick, i need to see him in action. but il take your word on it, he'll be on my personal kill list until i can add him to this KOS one. two more added today though.

ya Macros might stink but not quite up to the stench-ti-tude of Mordie & co. by the way the name "Mordie" is sticking which is making me very happy.

ok Macros is on my rub-a-dub-dub random buffs from invis lover boy list..
All within half an hour. Wow. Your loyalties sure are fluid. Tell me, if Mordechai kills Cthulu, or the other way around, does one of them land on your "rub-a-dub-dub" list? Though that is a rather dubious honor.

I'm not really sure how the logic here works. My script tried to heal him, he made a comment, I added him to the no-heal list, and then obviously there were no more attempts to heal him.
Sorry, I had misunderstood an AIM conversation I had with him. I thought you were still trying to heal him after adding him to the no-heal list.

[BriarFox]

Whos'e the Hindi slut in your avatar? I like her

You lot really don't have any boundaries. I suppose that's why you get your jollies trying to grief others in a game. All in all, it's profoundly sad.

[HJFudge]

You lot really don't have any boundaries. I suppose that's why you get your jollies trying to grief others in a game. All in all, it's profoundly sad.

Welcome to the Internet? Its....a game? We should have boundaries in....a game? I dont think you get that this is Just a Game.

And yes, these forums, I count them as part of the Game. An extension of it, if you will.

Whats profoundly sad is that you let this stuff affect you in real lifes.

[IorakeWarhammer]

wow Cthulu I don't really need to respond to that very sad comment you made. epic..

Liagala - notice I didn't jump to add Macros to any list. Briar is usually on point with this kind of thing, but quickly it became known that Macros was cool and was just being mean to Briar's char. no problem. this thread is for the kind of speculating you saw.

[BriarFox]

Welcome to the Internet? Its....a game? We should have boundaries in....a game? I dont think you get that this is Just a Game.

Actions in a game are expressions of psychological issues present in the player. Escapism and fantasy can, for instance, be outlets for actions that aren't approved of elsewhere, but which still exist. Thus, these actions are potential evidence for real-life issues, despite the fact that there isn't a direct correlation. So, no, it's not "just a game."


And yes, these forums, I count them as part of the Game. An extension of it, if you will.

This fact demonstrates precisely the point I made earlier (an inability to create and maintain boundaries) and thus contradicts your "just a game" argument. It also points out that you either have no understanding of the subtle divisions between person, forum persona, and Gemstone character, or that you're just a jackass. You pick.


Whats profoundly sad is that you let this stuff affect you in real lifes.

Here you go again with the supposition and projection, which you've been called on at least a dozen times by different people.

[BriarFox]

Oh, and it speaks so well for you that you support Cthulu's comment. In medieval morality tales, people's appearances reflected their behaviors in life. If you were in one, you'd be covered in putrid ooze.

Edit: I expect you'll respond with a "ROFL," go back and read this edit, and change it to a "You're such a moron. This is why no one likes you." Then you'll rethink that, and pause for 10 minutes while you try to come up with a response I haven't predicted.

[Cthulu]

You lot really don't have any boundaries. I suppose that's why you get your jollies trying to grief others in a game. All in all, it's profoundly sad.

? I was just making conversation :(

[Cthulu]

wow Cthulu I don't really need to respond to that very sad comment you made. epic..

Liagala - notice I didn't jump to add Macros to any list. Briar is usually on point with this kind of thing, but quickly it became known that Macros was cool and was just being mean to Briar's char. no problem. this thread is for the kind of speculating you saw.

So you don't know her name? :(

[HJFudge]

Actions in a game are expressions of psychological issues present in the player. Escapism and fantasy can, for instance, be outlets for actions that aren't approved of elsewhere, but which still exist. Thus, these actions are potential evidence for real-life issues, despite the fact that there isn't a direct correlation. So, no, it's not "just a game."

This fact demonstrates precisely the point I made earlier (an inability to create and maintain boundaries) and thus contradicts your "just a game" argument. It also points out that you either have no understanding of the subtle divisions between person, forum persona, and Gemstone character, or that you're just a jackass. You pick.

Here you go again with the supposition and projection, which you've been called on at least a dozen times by different people.

Wow. Thats a whole lot of grasping at straws. Spouting Pseudo-Intellectual BS that you read somewhere on the interwebs doesn't make you sound smart my friend and just reinforces our opinions.

Also, just because a dozen morons say something, it doesn't make it true. It's what we call a Ego Circle Jerk :)

[IorakeWarhammer]

her name is anaa jaahilah

[BriarFox]

Wow. Thats a whole lot of grasping at straws. Spouting Pseudo-Intellectual BS that you read somewhere on the interwebs doesn't make you sound smart my friend and just reinforces our opinions.

Also, just because a dozen morons say something, it doesn't make it true. It's what we call a Ego Circle Jerk :)

Just because you pull your information from blogs does not mean that's where I get mine.

Also, failure to realize when the community disapproves of your actions constitutes a social pathology.

[Cthulu]

Actually it is true mord. I am slimy. I'm Cthulu. Slimy as hell.

[Cthulu]

her name is anaa jaahilah

So shes Indian eh? You know what they say about indian girls!

Seriously though, tell her the only reason we gave her people death blankets was because they gave us zucchini.

[BriarFox]

So shes Indian eh? You know what they say about indian girls!

Seriously though, tell her the only reason we gave her people death blankets was because they gave us zucchini.

You get downgraded to troll. Have fun.

[Cthulu]

Just because you pull your information from blogs does not mean that's where I get mine.

Also, failure to realize when the community disapproves of your actions constitutes a social pathology.

Wait... the community disapproves?

oh....

guys we need to have a cult meeting....

[IorakeWarhammer]

yeah I figured that green thing was him in his actual pic visiting the Michaelangelo exhibit

[IorakeWarhammer]

So shes Indian eh? You know what they say about indian girls!

Seriously though, tell her the only reason we gave her people death blankets was because they gave us zucchini.

pathetic attempt to get under my skin..... SWALLOWED BY MY LAZY INDIFFERENCE!!!!

[Cthulu]

pathetic attempt to get under my skin..... SWALLOWED BY MY LAZY INDIFFERENCE!!!!

Finally a healthy response.

[Fortybox]

Actually it is true mord. I am slimy. I'm Cthulu. Slimy as hell.

Your name is misspelled dude.

[IorakeWarhammer]

hes so slimy and grimy he dont even NEED to spell the name right! WHOAAA MOMMAA!!!


by the way i think they are just trolling so that the history of their crew getting PWNED fades into the history...

[Cthulu]

Your name is misspelled dude.

Heya spook

[Fortybox]

Heya spook

Not Spook, :tool:

[Cthulu]

Not Spook, :tool:

Then you're an idiot who needs to read some Lovecraft before you start thinking you know how to spell things

ohbuuurrrnnnn

[audioserf]

Iorake Warhammer I don't really have any beef with you but you've got literally the worst facial hair ever

Shave ASAP

[IorakeWarhammer]

i truly do, but i'm not keeping it for looks, i'm keeping it for the "ajr"

(Pakistanis call it thawab)

http://www.islamic-dictionary.com/index.php?word=ajr

[Fortybox]

Then you're an idiot who needs to read some Lovecraft before you start thinking you know how to spell things

ohbuuurrrnnnn

It's not spelled right.

[Some Rogue]

Haha, good job Marlu clan. Way to double team the alt who is 10 levels under you and had nothing to do with the kill. Masterful RP I must say.

[Fortybox]

It's Cthulhu. You do have it misspelled. (Insert ironic comment about being an idiot here.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu
http://www.cthulhu.org/

Yeah I'm sure he just decided to look up names through wikipedia to see what was coolz.

[Cthulu]

It's Cthulhu. You do have it misspelled. (Insert ironic comment about being an idiot here.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu
http://www.cthulhu.org/

Spelling and pronunciation

Cthulhu has also been spelled as Tulu, Clulu, Clooloo, Cthulu, C'thulhu, Cighulu, Cathulu, Kathulu, Kutulu, Kthulhu, Q’thulu, K'tulu, Kthulhut, Kulhu, Kutunluu, Cuitiliú, Thu Thu,[2] and in many other ways. It is often preceded by the epithet Great, Dead, or Dread.
Lovecraft transcribed the pronunciation of Cthulhu as "Khlûl'-hloo" (IPA: [ˈχɬʊl.ɬuː] ?).[3][4] S. T. Joshi points out, however, that Lovecraft gave several differing pronunciations on different occasions.[5] According to Lovecraft, this is merely the closest that the human vocal apparatus can come to reproducing the syllables of an alien language.[6] Long after Lovecraft's death, the pronunciation kə-THOO-loo (IPA: /kəˈθuːluː/) became common, and the game Call of Cthulhu endorsed it.
It has been written that the closest the human voice can come to pronouncing Cthulhu would be to say "Clulu" with one's tongue pressed against the roof of the mouth.[citation needed]


From your own link, genius.

[Fortybox]

Spelling and pronunciation

Cthulhu has also been spelled as Tulu, Clulu, Clooloo, Cthulu, C'thulhu, Cighulu, Cathulu, Kathulu, Kutulu, Kthulhu, Q’thulu, K'tulu, Kthulhut, Kulhu, Kutunluu, Cuitiliú, Thu Thu,[2] and in many other ways. It is often preceded by the epithet Great, Dead, or Dread.
Lovecraft transcribed the pronunciation of Cthulhu as "Khlûl'-hloo" (IPA: [ˈχɬʊl.ɬuː] ?).[3][4] S. T. Joshi points out, however, that Lovecraft gave several differing pronunciations on different occasions.[5] According to Lovecraft, this is merely the closest that the human vocal apparatus can come to reproducing the syllables of an alien language.[6] Long after Lovecraft's death, the pronunciation kə-THOO-loo (IPA: /kəˈθuːluː/) became common, and the game Call of Cthulhu endorsed it.
It has been written that the closest the human voice can come to pronouncing Cthulhu would be to say "Clulu" with one's tongue pressed against the roof of the mouth.[citation needed]


From your own link, genius.

Wow you're retarded. Cthulhu is the original name douchenozzle. I can see if it was Clulu if you were really weird.

Just admit you were like...I need a coolz name for my l33t guy. Oh I know! Wikipedia!

[Cthulu]

Wow you're retarded. Cthulhu is the original name douchenozzle. I can see if it was Clulu if you were really weird.

Just admit you were like...I need a coolz name for my l33t guy. Oh I know! Wikipedia!

And yet Lovecraft himself deliberately spelled it in many different ways and approved other authors' alternate uses consistantly. As for your second remark about wikipedia (which ironically you are the one who cited, not me...) let me offer you another wiki copypasta:

Red herring is an idiomatic expression referring to a rhetorical tactic of diverting attention away from an item of significance.[1] For example, in mystery fiction, an innocent party may be purposefully cast as highly suspicious through emphasis or descriptive techniques; attention is drawn away from the true guilty party.


Quite obviously unlike you, I have read Lovecraft's work, and need no wiki.

[IorakeWarhammer]

it only took the biggest collection of retards in gemstone, all from 1 unified clan, to single-handedly turn a potential-having troll thread into one of the gayest, most useless and retarded threads in internet history.. I APPLAUD YOU!!

[Cthulu]

it only took the biggest collection of retards in gemstone, all from 1 unified clan, to single-handedly turn a potential-having troll thread into one of the gayest, most useless and retarded threads in internet history.. I APPLAUD YOU!!

cut to


i truly do, but i'm not keeping it for looks, i'm keeping it for the "ajr"

(Pakistanis call it thawab)

http://www.islamic-dictionary.com/index.php?word=ajr

[Fortybox]

And yet Lovecraft himself deliberately spelled it in many different ways and approved other authors' alternate uses consistantly. As for your second remark about wikipedia (which ironically you are the one who cited, not me...) let me offer you another wiki copypasta:

Red herring is an idiomatic expression referring to a rhetorical tactic of diverting attention away from an item of significance.[1] For example, in mystery fiction, an innocent party may be purposefully cast as highly suspicious through emphasis or descriptive techniques; attention is drawn away from the true guilty party.


Quite obviously unlike you, I have read Lovecraft's work, and need no wiki.

Lovecraft misspelled it too then. Just sayin...

[radamanthys]

And yet Lovecraft himself deliberately spelled it in many different ways and approved other authors' alternate uses consistantly. As for your second remark about wikipedia (which ironically you are the one who cited, not me...) let me offer you another wiki copypasta:

Red herring is an idiomatic expression referring to a rhetorical tactic of diverting attention away from an item of significance.[1] For example, in mystery fiction, an innocent party may be purposefully cast as highly suspicious through emphasis or descriptive techniques; attention is drawn away from the true guilty party.


Quite obviously unlike you, I have read Lovecraft's work, and need no wiki.

Naw. You've obviously never read Lovecraft. You have absolutely no understanding of the mythos whatsoever.

[Ryvicke]

Didn't this whole Cthulhu spelling bitchfest happen every night on ;lnet this week already? Please stop.

[IorakeWarhammer]

i PMed him the right spelling and suggested he should reroll. the name CTHSTFULU is still available.

[calidus]

:thumbup:

Why didn't you post the dozens of casts before that?

[theatrix]

CTHSTFULU is still available.

ooooooo GOOD ONE

Jaeden swings a mushroom-headed hard shaft at Cthulu!
AS: +285 vs DS: +251 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +39 = +105
... and hit for 2 points of damage!
Weak blow to Cthulu's head!
Who's blowing now?!

** Jaeden's shaft flares with a burst of white cream! **

... 69 points of damage!
Jizzed!
Roundtime: 5 sec.

The sexual tension force leaves Jaeden.

** Cthulu drops dead at your feet! **

[IorakeWarhammer]

Obvious exits: northeast, east, northwest
HJ>
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a feras mace at Cthulu!
AS: +255 vs DS: +100 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +50 = +235
... and hit for 47 points of damage!
>amb cthu head
Solid strike caves Cthulu's skull in, resulting in instant death!

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Cthulu.
The dim aura fades from around Cthulu.
The powerful look leaves Cthulu.
The light blue glow leaves Cthulu.
Cthulu appears less secure.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
...wait 5 seconds.
R>
* Cthulu just bit the dust!
R>stance def
...wait 1 seconds.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Your spell is ready.
>cas calid
You gesture at Calidus.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Calidus! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 40 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Strike to left arm shatters elbow and severs forearm!
... hits for 22 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Strike punctures throat and ruins vocal cords!

* Calidus drops dead at your feet!

Calidus becomes solid again.
The deep blue glow leaves Calidus.
The powerful look leaves Calidus.
Calidus appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Calidus.
Calidus looks momentarily uneasy, but quickly recovers.
The light blue glow leaves Calidus.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

[IorakeWarhammer]

You gesture at Krissta.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Krissta! Several of the thorns jab into her!
... hits for 23 points of damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Shot shatters hip and severs right leg!
Krissta screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled right leg!
She is stunned!
... hits for 18 points of damage!
... 50 points of damage!
Incredible strike pierces heart and runs Krissta clean through!

* Krissta drops dead at your feet!

Krissta becomes solid again.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Krissta.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
* Krissta just bit the dust!

[Inspire]

>116 Jaeden
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Locate Person spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Cast at what?

[IorakeWarhammer]

yeah avoiding your level 35 caster is prob in my best interests.. at least until i get ya on my terms.. :)

we are 1-1 btw

[calidus]

Lol. Now you're griefing Clerics AND Empaths who have nothing to do with you?

Also, nice AFK kill when I was fighting a critter.

You've yet to kill me once when I was not AFK.

Here's another one of my kills on you while you were at the keyboard, a few minutes ago:

[Roll result: 159 (open d100: 71) Bonus: 33]
You spring from hiding and attempt to grasp Jaeden by the chin while slitting his throat with your feras dagger!

You slice deep into Jaeden's vocal chords!
... 11 points of damage!

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a heavy surge of lightning! **

... 30 points of damage!
Electric blast goes right to the heart! Fibrillation can be fun.

* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!

Jaeden appears less powerful.
Jaeden returns to normal color.
Jaeden becomes solid again.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Jaeden suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Jaeden seems to lose some internal strength.
Jaeden seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
Jaeden seems to lose some dexterity.
Jaeden is no longer moving so silently.
Jaeden seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
You retreat back into the shadows.

[IorakeWarhammer]

gj. so we're 5-1 so far today.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Calidus, there's just no arguing. you and the Mordie crew have been naughty (doing all of those things) and thus you're being punished. hey, when you slap the shit out of someone, the slapper always feels a little pain :)

this has nothing really to do with the Crossbone Vanguard or whatever - I find the premise of it a bit silly to be honest. this is a personal vendetta being delivered in bulk by your favorite troll. get used to it you crying, hypocritical little bitch.

[Some Rogue]

A three for one deal. I like it.

Bacons channels at Madmountan.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Bacons's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Madmountan!
CS: +150 - TD: +89 + CvA: -7 + d100: +80 - +5 == +129
Warding failed!
Madmountan shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Madmountan is smashed for 49 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong shot to head messes up brain fatally.

* Madmountan drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Madmountan.
Madmountan seems less distracted.
Madmountan appears less secure.
The deep blue glow leaves Madmountan.
The dim aura fades from around Madmountan.
The light blue glow leaves Madmountan.



A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Mooch.

Bacons channels at Mooch.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Bacons's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Mooch!
CS: +150 - TD: +132 + CvA: +17 + d100: +91 == +126
Warding failed!
Mooch shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Mooch is smashed for 48 points of damage!

* Mooch drops dead at your feet!

The air calms down around Mooch.
Mooch appears less secure.
The powerful look leaves Mooch.
Mooch seems hesitant.
The deep blue glow leaves Mooch.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Mooch and fade.
The dim aura fades from around Mooch.
Mooch seems less distracted.
A white glow rushes away from Mooch.
A subtle light fades from Mooch's eyes.
The light blue glow leaves Mooch.
Mooch seems slightly different.


Calidus just wandered out of an arched door leading into the old Castle Keep.
>
Bacons just arrived.
>stance defensive
...wait 8 seconds.
>
Bacons appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
>
You notice Bacons botch an attempt to conceal herself.
>"well well
You say, "Well well."
>

lolferas + an open roll

[Roll result: 198 (open d100: 152)]
A shadowy figure springs upon you from behind and attempts to grasp you by the chin while bringing a feras dagger up to slit your throat!

A shadowy figure slices deep into your vocal chords!
... 19 points of damage!

Roundtime: 8 sec.

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a severe smiting of lightning! **

... 50 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends right leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
You fall screaming to the ground grasping your mangled right leg!
You are stunned for 12 rounds!

Bacons channels at Calidus.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Bacons's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Calidus!
CS: +150 - TD: +87 + CvA: +25 + d100: +59 == +147
Warding failed!
Calidus shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Calidus is smashed for 50 points of damage!
... 50 points of damage!
Massive blow to chest collapses sternum!

* Calidus drops dead at your feet!

Calidus looks momentarily uneasy, but quickly recovers.
The powerful look leaves Calidus.
The light blue glow leaves Calidus.
The deep blue glow leaves Calidus.
Calidus appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Calidus.
>
The ghostly laughter of Mooch echoes through the room, sending a shiver down your spine.
>
Bacons snickers.

The ghostly voice of Calidus quietly says, "Good times, assfucks."

Assfucks? Umad bro?

[Khariz]

A carceris gestures at you!
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from a carceris.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and knocked to the ground.
You are pinned in place, unable to move.
Roundtime: 7 sec.
PR>
[bigshot]>stance defensive
...wait 7 seconds.
PR>
A carceris chants an utterly incomprehensible phrase.
PR>
A carceris chants an utterly incomprehensible phrase.
PR>
[bigshot]>stance defensive
...wait 1 seconds.
PR>
[bigshot]>stance defensive
...wait 1 seconds.
PR>
[bigshot]>stance defensive
You are now in a defensive stance.
P>
[bigshot]>stand
You stand back up.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
A carceris gestures at you!
The ground beneath your feet begins to boil violently!
Fiery debris explodes from the ground!
... 10 points of damage!
Light strike to your abdomen.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to right leg. That hurts a bit.
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right leg burns skin bright red.
The ground then quickly cools.
!R>
Jefferydahmer's group just arrived.
!R>
Bacons channels at you.
With intense look of concentration, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward you from Bacons!
CS: +150 - TD: +89 + CvA: -7 + d100: +72 - +5 == +121
Warding failed!
You shudder with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop your body.
You are smashed for 45 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Nasty blow to head leaves you dazed!
You are stunned for 4 rounds!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to your neck!!
Something snaps!
!SR>
Jefferydahmer appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
!S>
Jefferydahmer channels at you.
With intense look of concentration, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward you from Jefferydahmer!
CS: +156 - TD: +89 + CvA: -7 + d100: +20 - +5 == +75
Warded off!
!S>
Bacons appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
!S>
Bacons channels at you.
With intense look of concentration, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward you from Bacons!
CS: +150 - TD: +89 + CvA: -7 + d100: +80 - +5 == +129
Warding failed!
You shudder with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop your body.
You are smashed for 49 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong shot to your head messes up the brain fatally.
The powerful look leaves you.
The distracting force passes away from you.
You feel less secure.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The dim aura fades from around you.
The light blue glow leaves you.
It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...

:thanx:

[Liagala]

You notice Bacons botch an attempt to conceal herself.
Other than temporarily forgetting that I wasn't a rogue, that went pretty well.

[IorakeWarhammer]

The Calidus cryfails are incredibly priceless.

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/rock_paper_scissors.jpg

[Khariz]

My turn:


[Roll result: 182 (open d100: 33)]
Mordechai feints low, Nyte buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
J>
[Roll result: 167 (open d100: 31)]
Cthulu charges towards Nyte and attempts to grasp him in a ferocious bearhug!
Cthulu manages to catch Nyte in a strong bearhug!
J>
[Roll result: 238 (open d100: 88) Bonus: 6]
You swing your vultite maul at Nyte's longsword and connect!
Nyte's longsword is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
JR>
Maldric channels at Nyte.
Particles of dust and soot rise from the ground at Maldric's feet as he releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward Nyte!
CS: +130 - TD: +72 + CvA: +19 + d100: +96 == +173
Warding failed!
Nyte is cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 84 points of damage!
Cthulu unceremoniously drops Nyte to the ground.

* Nyte drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Nyte.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Nyte suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Nyte seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around Nyte.
The air calms down around Nyte.
The light blue glow leaves Nyte.


[Roll result: 192 (open d100: 32)]
Mordechai feints low, Drizzy buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
J>
[Roll result: 234 (open d100: 88)]
Cthulu charges towards Drizzy and attempts to grasp him in a ferocious bearhug!
Cthulu manages to catch Drizzy in a crushing bearhug!
J>
[Roll result: 255 (open d100: 94) Bonus: 6]
You swing your vultite maul at Drizzy's claidhmore and connect!
Drizzy's claidhmore is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
JR>
Maldric channels at Drizzy.
Particles of dust and soot rise from the ground at Maldric's feet as he releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward Drizzy!
CS: +130 - TD: +3 + CvA: +19 + d100: +92 == +238
Warding failed!
Drizzy is cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 120 points of damage!
Cthulu unceremoniously drops Drizzy to the ground.

* Drizzy drops dead at your feet!


The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
Blaze loses his balance and falls over.
You lose your balance and fall over.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
Mordechai loses his balance and falls over.
Maldric loses his balance and falls over.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.
PJR>
Garrett just came through the wooden gates.
PJR>
Garrett opens a sturdy mithril coffer.

Suddenly, a sturdy mithril coffer gives off a loud sizzle, and explodes in a bright flash!
Being closest, Garrett takes the brunt of the blast!
... 20 points of damage!
Stomach ripped open by mighty blow!
He is stunned!

The coffer's casing is blasted into hundreds of tiny flechettes!

Garrett is severely perforated!
... 25 points of damage!
Beautiful shot pierces skull! Amazing Garrett wasn't killed outright!
... 35 points of damage!
Blow shatters knee and severs lower leg!
Garrett screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
... 20 points of damage!
Pierced through neck, a fine shot!

* Garrett drops dead at your feet!


[Roll result: 114 (open d100: 10)]
Mordechai feints to the left, Boba buys the ruse and moves to block the blow that never came!
J>
Cthulu lets out an aggressive snarl and takes a spinning leap towards Boba!
Cthulu swings a dark vultite maul at Boba!
AS: +253 vs DS: +253 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +97 = +130
... and hits for 15 points of damage!
Cut over Boba's left eye.
J>
Boba is not holding a weapon.
J>at
You swing a black vultite maul at Boba!
AS: +279 vs DS: +250 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +41 = +103
... and hit for 1 point of damage!
A feeble blow to Boba's left arm!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
JR>
Mordechai thrusts with a brass vultite lance at Boba!
AS: +242 vs DS: +223 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +97 = +151
... and hits for 44 points of damage!
Solid blow gouges a chunk out of Boba's right leg.
He is stunned!

** Mordechai's vultite lance pulses with a burst of plasma energy! **

... 30 points of damage!
Scorching blast causes the bones in Boba's hand to expand and burst.
JR>at
You swing a black vultite maul at Boba!
AS: +279 vs DS: +198 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +98 = +212
... and hit for 97 points of damage!
Right eye ripped from head, along with most of brain.

* Boba drops dead at your feet!

The opalescent aura fades from around Boba.
Boba seems hesitant.
Boba appears less secure.
Boba appears to lose some internal strength.
The powerful look leaves Boba.
A subtle light fades from Boba's eyes.
A white glow rushes away from Boba.
The very powerful look leaves Boba.
The white light leaves Boba.
The dim aura fades from around Boba.
Boba seems slightly different.
The deep blue glow leaves Boba.
The air calms down around Boba.
Boba appears less confident.
The light blue glow leaves Boba.
The brilliant aura fades away from Boba.
Roundtime: 5 sec.


[Roll result: 215 (open d100: 93)]
Mordechai feints to the right, Puffy buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
J>
Cthulu lets out an aggressive snarl and takes a spinning leap towards Puffy!
Cthulu swings a dark vultite maul at Puffy!
AS: +253 vs DS: +115 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +46 = +217
... and hits for 67 points of damage!
Left kneecap smashed into pulp.
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
J>
[Roll result: 159 (open d100: 25) Bonus: 16]
You swing your vultite maul at Puffy's lance and connect!
Puffy's lance is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
JR>
A dark orc drops his scimitar and snatches up a lance!
A dark orc slings a reinforced shield over his shoulder.
The dark orc's mouth widens into a misshapen grin as he regards his latest acquisition.
JR>
Oblivion traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
Oblivion gestures at a dark orc.
A void rips open in the area, directly above a dark orc!
Rather abrupt decompression causes a dark orc to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny orc bits shower everything.
Quite severely dead.
A number of items ranging from 3 to 25 feet from the void were sucked into the blackness. The void disappears without further incident.
JR>at
You swing a black vultite maul at Puffy!
AS: +289 vs DS: +31 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +18 = +309
... and hit for 124 points of damage!
Lucky shot rips through bone and muscle sending weapon arm flying.

* Puffy drops dead at your feet!

The faint blue glow fades from around Puffy's hands.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Puffy.
The shimmering aura fades from around Puffy.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

Pointing out that we DESTROYED his weapon.


[Roll result: 166 (open d100: 78)]
Mordechai feints to the right, Ronkhan buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
J>
Cthulu lets out an aggressive snarl and takes a spinning leap towards Ronkhan!
Cthulu swings a dark vultite maul at Ronkhan!
AS: +268 vs DS: +134 with AvD: +54 + d100 roll: +57 = +245
... and hits for 56 points of damage!
Large gash to the right arm, several muscles torn.
He is stunned!
J>
[Roll result: 108 (open d100: 25) Bonus: 6]
You swing your vultite maul at Ronkhan's claidhmore and connect!
Ronkhan's claidhmore is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
JR>
Maldric says, "Think so."
JR>
Maldric chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
JR>
Maldric channels at Ronkhan.
A sickly, violet haze encompasses Ronkhan.
CS: +130 - TD: +103 + CvA: -18 + d100: +19 == +28
Warded off!
JR>
Oblivion traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
JR>
A coyote pads in so quietly that you barely notice.
JR>
Oblivion gestures.
Oblivion casts into the air above his head and a rip appears in the sky! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A claidhmore is sucked into the void, striking a kobold along the way!
... 15 points of damage!
Nice blow to back!
The kobold is stunned!
A coyote is knocked over by the wind!
A coyote grabs hold of the ground to keep from being sucked into the void!
A mongrel kobold is knocked over by the wind!
A mongrel kobold is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes a mongrel kobold to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny kobold bits shower everything.
Quite severely dead.
A kobold is knocked over by the wind!
A kobold is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes a kobold to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny kobold bits shower everything.
Quite severely dead.
Ronkhan is knocked over by the wind!
Ronkhan is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Ronkhan to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.

* Ronkhan drops dead at your feet!

Ronkhan's movements no longer appear to be influenced by a divine power as the spiritual force fades from around his arms.
Ronkhan seems to lose some focus as his eyes narrow and shift momentarily to one side.
Ronkhan loses the flickering golden energy surrounding him.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Ronkhan begins to falter, then completely fades away.
A crimson mist bleeds out from Ronkhan's exposed skin.
The dim celadon wisps about Ronkhan's hands flare up once more and fade completely away.
Ronkhan appears less confident and fearless.
Ronkhan appears less battle-ready as a soft glow dissipates from around his form.



[Roll result: 241 (open d100: 89)]
Mordechai feints low, Ijole buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
J>
You are now in an offensive stance.
J>
Cthulu lets out an aggressive snarl and takes a spinning leap towards Ijole!
Cthulu swings a dark vultite maul at Ijole!
AS: +268 vs DS: +47 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +27 = +284
... and hits for 101 points of damage!
Weapon arm mangled horribly.

* Ijole drops dead at your feet!

The glowing specks of energy surrounding Ijole suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Ijole.
J>
Ijole is already dead.


[Roll result: 232 (open d100: 82)]
Mordechai feints low, Farley buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
J>
[Roll result: 212 (open d100: 60) Bonus: 6]
You swing your vultite maul at Farley's handaxe and connect!
Farley's handaxe is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
JR>
A shadowy figure leaps from hiding to attack!
Moving to attack, Calidus gets too close to the rippling, sticky web!
The web turns away harmlessly from Calidus.
The figure swings a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe at Farley!
AS: +239 vs DS: +47 with AvD: +38 + d100 roll: +91 = +321
... and hits for 95 points of damage!
Spectacular slash!
Farley's right arm is neatly amputated!
He is stunned!
The figure swings a silvery vultite short sword at Farley!
AS: +234 vs DS: +25 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +1 = +240
... and hits for 88 points of damage!
Blow cracks a rib and punctures a lung.
Breathing becomes a challenge.
The figure quickly disappears from view.
JR>
Mordechai thrusts with a brass vultite lance at Farley!
AS: +257 vs DS: +15 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +100 = +381
... and hits for 184 points of damage!
Elbow punctured, oh what pain!

* Farley drops dead at your feet!


[Roll result: 83 (open d100: -55)]
Mordechai feints to the right, Send almost buys the ruse, but recovers just in time.
J>
[Roll result: 201 (open d100: 62) Bonus: 6]
You feint to the right, Send buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
JR>
Cthulu lets out an aggressive snarl and takes a spinning leap towards Send!
Cthulu swings a dark vultite maul at Send!
AS: +268 vs DS: +161 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +65 = +216
... and hits for 74 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into lungs.
He is stunned!
JR>
The black void continues to suck the air out of the area!
Send is not affected.
Air is sucked away from Cthulu!
Debris strikes Cthulu in the leg.
+10 Hits.
Cthulu's vultite chain hauberk protects his legs from injury.

Air is sucked away from you!
Debris strikes you in the leg.
+10 Hits.
Your vultite double chain protects your legs from injury.

Air is sucked away from Mordechai!
Refreshing breeze ruffles Mordechai's hair, boy does he look cool.

JR>
You feel fully energetic again.
JR>
[Roll result: 185 (open d100: 37)]
Mordechai feints to the left, but Send isn't fooled for a second.
J>at
You swing a black vultite maul at Send!
AS: +294 vs DS: +130 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +86 = +294
... and hit for 131 points of damage!
Blow to eye impacts the brain.
Send twitches violently, then dies.

* Send drops dead at your feet!

Send seems slightly different.
Send seems hesitant.
The dim aura fades from around Send.
The powerful look leaves Send.
The light blue glow leaves Send.
The air calms down around Send.
A white glow rushes away from Send.
Roundtime: 5 sec.


[Roll result: 254 (open d100: 95)]
Mordechai feints to the left, Craig buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
J>
[Roll result: 220 (open d100: 74)]
Cthulu charges towards Craig and attempts to grasp him in a ferocious bearhug!
Cthulu manages to catch Craig in a crushing bearhug!
J>
[Roll result: 247 (open d100: 88) Bonus: 6]
You feint low, but Craig isn't fooled for a second.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
JR>at
...wait 2 seconds.
JR>at
Oblivion traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
JR>
...wait 1 seconds.
JR>
Madam appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
JR>
Madam gestures at Craig.
Madam looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Madam's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Craig!
CS: +167 - TD: -17 + CvA: +20 + d100: +49 == +253
Warding failed!
Craig shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Craig is crushed for 50 points of damage!
Cthulu unceremoniously drops Craig to the ground.

* Craig drops dead at your feet!

Just a taste.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Mordechai thrusts with a brass vultite lance at Boba!
AS: +242 vs DS: +223 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +97 = +151
... and hits for 44 points of damage!
Solid blow gouges a chunk out of Boba's right leg.
He is stunned!

** Mordechai's vultite lance pulses with a burst of plasma energy! **

... 30 points of damage!
Scorching blast causes the bones in Boba's hand to expand and burst.

ooo GM help!! you guys will definitely need it.

[Monotonous]

Pretty standard stuff all around, but big lawls at Garrett for totally failing to understand how to kill a room with a scales trap.. That was just laughable.
edit: Also, destroying people's weapons with implosion.. Classic. Brawling skill is king in Shattered.

[Celephais]

ooo GM help!! you guys will definitely need it.

4x flaring can drop in the treasure system, it may not be the case here but, it's possible.

[Liagala]

4x flaring can drop in the treasure system, it may not be the case here but, it's possible.
That's a storebought vultite lance with Paladin plasma flares on it, unless I'm a complete idiot.

[Monotonous]

ooo GM help!! you guys will definitely need it.
He's a paladin. Learn basic game mechanics before... well... I'd say before making an ass of yourself, but that became a moot point some time ago.

[Cthulu]

He's a paladin. Learn basic game mechanics before... well... I'd say before making an ass of yourself, but that became a moot point some time ago.

lol

[IorakeWarhammer]

oh okay, thanks for the tip!!!

[Fortybox]

Man, school sucks sometimes. Looks like I missed a lot of fun!

[BriarFox]

We post kills of the Marlu guys, and they respond with kills of random afk noobs? Priceless.

[Khariz]

We post kills of the Marlu guys, and they respond with kills of random afk noobs? Priceless.

Almost none of those people were afk.

[HJFudge]

We post kills of the Marlu guys, and they respond with kills of random afk noobs? Priceless.

Yes keep telling yourself that all were killing is level 10 afk folk :)

[RichardCranium]

Their concept of rules is extremely fluid.

[Cthulu]

Their concept of rules is extremely fluid.

And also a thing of the long gone past.

[Khariz]

He didn't say that all you are killing is level 10 afk folk. He said that they posted a log of them killing your cult, and in response you posted a log of killing a bunch of people completely unrelated to his group. A lot of which are indeed low levels, and/or afk. They are killing you, and you aren't killing them, no matter how many logs you post of killing unrelated people who pose no challenge, that fact is not altered.



You are totally missing the point. We aren't after these loose-knit fools. That's not our job. We are after the same thing we have always been. We are going to keep doing *our* job, regardless of what these other tools do.

If it just so happens that we stumble upon one, great, they get treated like everyone else, but I'm not going to go out of my way to take care of whateverthefuck they are calling themselves. That would be a waste of my time and have nothing to do with what I'm trying do.

You seem to miss that THEY are formed to go after US, which is why they post logs of them doing their thing. We are posting logs if us doing our thing...which is them letting a bunch of "innocent townfolk" die and get extorted on their watch.

[RichardCranium]

You are totally missing the point. We aren't after these loose-knit fools. That's not our job. We are after the same thing we have always been. We are going to keep doing *our* job, regardless of what these other tools do.

If it just so happens that we stumble upon one, great, they get treated like everyone else, but I'm not going to go out of my way to take care of whateverthefuck they are calling themselves. That would be a waste of my time and have nothing to do with what I'm trying do.

You seem to miss that THEY are formed to go after US, which is why they post logs of them doing their thing. We are posting logs if us doing our thing...which is them letting a bunch of "innocent townfolk" die and get extorted on their watch.

You doing your thing is killing random people for the hell of it retard. Get off this victim kick, it's not you. Them going after you has absolutely nothing with stopping you from killing anyone other than themselves.

[Khariz]

You doing your thing is killing random people for the hell of it retard. Get off this victim kick, it's not you. Them going after you has absolutely nothing with stopping you from killing anyone other than themselves.

WTF did I say there that made me out as a victim? Oh, that's right, nothing.

I said WE AREN'T GOING AFTER THEM, but THEY ARE GOING AFTER US.

L2read

Edit: and wrong, try reading their charter


The goal of the organization cannot be simply to take down the Clan; that's too short-sighted. Instead, we need to focus this organization in response to the things we don't like about the Marlus. That means that we need to define "griefing." A working definition might be "consistent and unreasonable infliction of harm or death on a player character, which may include a lack of roleplay and a transfer of OOG issues to the game."

If the Vanguard's role, then is to try to prevent griefing, we're setting ourselves up as a sort of player-conflict enforcement board. It's a large and unwieldy goal, but it's possible. Our specific goals would be something like:
Maintain the integrity and cohesion of the Shattered community.
Ensure that conflicts are kept in-game.
Foster cooperation among players.
Prevent the unreasonable disruption of others' enjoyment by other players.
To foster roleplay and CvC as a means to these ends.

The nature of the Vanguard would be to settle disputes between players and to police griefing. To that end, it would employ all necessary tactics.

[RichardCranium]

A bunch of people that you've griefed grouping up to kill the fucks that have griefed them has NOTHING to do with stopping you from killing other random people. What do you not understand about this statement?

[Khariz]

A bunch of people that you've griefed grouping up to kill the fucks that have griefed them has NOTHING to do with stopping you from killing other random people. What do you not understand about this statement?

Wow, you really can't read. I'm sorry.

[BriarFox]

WTF did I say there that made me out as a victim? Oh, that's right, nothing.

I said WE AREN'T GOING AFTER THEM, but THEY ARE GOING AFTER US.

L2read

Edit: and wrong, try reading their charter

You're misunderstanding that post. That's not the current goal. That's a potential future development. The current goal is to kill all of you until you decide to rethink things or quit. We're doing pretty well with that. You've died at least three times in the last few days, and Calidus had, what, 8 deaths today?

Edit: We are indirectly killing you to protect other players, but protecting them is not the immediate goal, so to try to say we're failing for something we aren't trying to do is a bit disingenuous (and bassackwards).

[Tisket]

which is them letting a bunch of "innocent townfolk" die and get extorted on their watch.

I've only been loosely following this discussion but they've only been organizing for what, a couple days or so? You should crank back the strutting a bit there, champ. How long has your group been in business?

[Khariz]

I've only been loosely following this discussion but they've only been organizing for what, a couple days or so? You should crank back the strutting a bit there, champ. How long has your group been in business?

Again, missing the point.

My point was:

Our group is not established to kill them.

Their group was established to kill us.

They are *expected* to post logs of them killing us. Seeing as how our group's purpose is not specifically to kill them, that's not what we have logs of, because unless we happen across them in the same random fashion that we happen across everyone else, there will be no logs of us killing them. Just because we intend to kill them on sight doesn't mean we are going to seek them out.

This really isn't a hard concept.

Group formed to kill Marlu members = logs of killing Marlu members.

Group formed to grief/extort/whateverthefuckyouwannacallit random passersby = logs of that.

[RichardCranium]

This thread is for killing you pussies. Why would you post pointless logs of you killing random noobs in it?

[Khariz]

This thread is for killing you pussies. Why would you post pointless logs of you killing random noobs in it?

To show that killing us does nothing to alter our behavior.

[RichardCranium]

Why would they want to alter your behavior?

[Khariz]

Why would they want to alter your behavior?

ROFL, you are about the dumbest shit in the world. Either that, or you are just playing the fucking dumbass tonight.

[RichardCranium]

No, I'm really a dumbass.

[Cthulu]

Boring.

[IorakeWarhammer]

geez guys no need to overthink it -

1. Marlu group declares war on Elanthia

2. Elanthia strikes back!!! hehe

this is a thrill.

[IorakeWarhammer]

ironic message from that spammer.. "the passing of a loved one.."

LOL!! I think the spammer auto-detected Calidus's repeated cryfails

[Drinin]

And incidentally, you guys have a script that attacks people at the gate or whatever random place you have chosen. How does this fit in to your "only kill you once" scenario? What if someone walks through the gate twice? Do you kill them twice? (That was a rhetorical question, because yes, you do kill them more than once). Or has that rule been revoked?

Like they follow any rules. They've killed my afk-scripter 3 nights in a row now without even saying a word. Not that I really care, since in 2 more levels he'll be a spell-up bitch at a table for my main.

[Khariz]

We don't have an "only kill once rule". That was one of Mordechai's things like the first week. That has never been a rule since I've been in the group the past week.

[IorakeWarhammer]

I can't wait to ambush your head from hiding and see what happens, Madmountan. I hear you're a hard egg. Wanna see if I can crack ya. All in fun. wee..

[Ryvicke]

We don't have an "only kill once rule". That was one of Mordechai's things like the first week. That has never been a rule since I've been in the group the past week.

This 'only kill once rule' was repeated at least 50 fucking times way past the first week and probably as recently as within the past 10 days (also called the 'we kill you once, you get to try and kill us, then it's over'. This was stated over and over to defend the "griefing" accusations.

The rule on payments was also stated over and over again to be only used to get off the "KOS list" once you were put on. This has also changed, but you need to realize how much Fudge posts the same thing.

I don't really give a shit that the Marlu "mission statement" has been ever-shifting since the beginning, I think it's an interesting group/idea (although the threads coming from it are fucking unbearable), but I don't play Shattered anyhow.

I don't care enough to go through and find all this but it was definitely not just something he said once and abandoned.

[Khariz]

This 'only kill once rule' was repeated at least 50 fucking times way past the first week and probably as recently as within the past 10 days (also called the 'we kill you once, you get to try and kill us, then it's over'. This was stated over and over to defend the "griefing" accusations.

The rule on payments was also stated over and over again to be only used to get off the "KOS list" once you were put on. This has also changed, but you need to realize how much Fudge posts the same thing.

I don't really give a shit that the Marlu "mission statement" has been ever-shifting since the beginning, I think it's an interesting group/idea (although the threads coming from it are fucking unbearable), but I don't play Shattered anyhow.

I don't care enough to go through and find all this but it was definitely not just something he said once and abandoned.

I'm telling you that this hasn't been the case since I've been in the group. Anyone risks constant death if they don't pay the toll.

[IorakeWarhammer]

I think what he had said was (and of course his story changes constantly) that you can retaliate once against the group and you wouldn't be put on the KOS list. but if you kept retaliating you would be put on the KOS list.

[Khariz]

I think what he had said was (and of course his story changes constantly) that you can retaliate once against the group and you wouldn't be put on the KOS list. but if you kept retaliating you would be put on the KOS list.

Very possible.

[Cephalopod]

Anyone risks constant death if they don't pay the toll.

A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
http://thumbnails.hulu.com/6/862/6872_512x288_manicured__S5D0Qj10U0Ws80VO9r5oaQ.jpg

[Lulfas]

Like they follow any rules. They've killed my afk-scripter 3 nights in a row now without even saying a word. Not that I really care, since in 2 more levels he'll be a spell-up bitch at a table for my main.

I've died almost as many times as Calidus the past few days.

[Khariz]

http://crunchiemummy.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/grumpy_old_troll.jpg

[Ryvicke]

A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.


You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get in that boy's hole
You gotta pay the troll toll to get in!

http://www.kensavage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dayman.jpg

[krissta]

A toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.
http://thumbnails.hulu.com/6/862/6872_512x288_manicured__S5D0Qj10U0Ws80VO9r5oaQ.jpg

:D

[IorakeWarhammer]

YES!! I SCARED THE NORMAL, HOT CHICK AWAY!!

in the spirit of Borat.. <HIGH FIVE~!!>

I only did it cuz Mordie was all over her. haha..

[Bhaalizmo]

YES!! I SCARED THE NORMAL, HOT CHICK AWAY!!

I was on the fence about you. Now I hate you and hope you die a fiery death. May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your nether regions, you jacks hole full of soured witches milk.

Ok, just kidding. I hated you already. :)

[krissta]

YES!! I SCARED THE NORMAL, HOT CHICK AWAY!!

in the spirit of Borat.. <HIGH FIVE~!!>

I only did it cuz Mordie was all over her. haha..
I's is still here. :|

And check your PMs, sir.

[IorakeWarhammer]

wow, those things are HUGE!!!!!!

[Ribbons]

wow, those things are HUGE!!!!!!

And there you have it ladies and gentleman. A lowlife piece of shit. Behold his complete and utter lack of social skills, his appalling sense of humor. Indeed, he is the lowest type of person around.

[krissta]

And there you have it ladies and gentleman. A lowlife piece of shit. Behold his complete and utter lack of social skills, his appalling sense of humor. Indeed, he is the lowest type of person around.

He's kidding. I wouldn't do that.

[Ribbons]

Doesn't make him any less of a prick.

[Ryvicke]

And there you have it ladies and gentleman. A lowlife piece of shit. Behold his complete and utter lack of social skills, his appalling sense of humor. Indeed, he is the lowest type of person around.

Wow um... really? I mean--I once posted about becoming a time-traveling ghost and manifesting enough physical connection with reality to push him off a boulder to his death but that was more to do with my love of Swayze.

You sound like this is SRS BSNS.

[IorakeWarhammer]

god I was jk man take a percoset or something heh

[Ribbons]

I once posted about becoming a time-traveling ghost and manifesting enough physical connection with reality to push him off a boulder to his death but that was more to do with my love of Swayze.


Link plox?

But no really, I doubt anyone would so much as spit in his direction if he was on fire.

Nao srsly, link plox?

[IorakeWarhammer]

PTSD therapy plox..

[Ryvicke]

Link plox?

But no really, I doubt anyone would so much as spit in his direction if he was on fire.

Nao srsly, link plox?

Two ploxes? You got it then.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1115463#post1115463

then he said 'lol' one more time and I had to Swayze him:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1115909#post1115909

[Ribbons]

Two ploxes? You got it then.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1115463#post1115463

then he said 'lol' one more time and I had to Swayze him:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1115909#post1115909

Needless to say, I lawled.

[IorakeWarhammer]

damn I got Swayze'd?!

THANK YOU SIR, MAY I >PLOX< HAVE ANOTHER!!! ...plox?!!?

[Ribbons]

Derp derp derp, me try 2 moc u kk?

Fixed.

[Celephais]

Two ploxes? You got it then.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1115463#post1115463

then he said 'lol' one more time and I had to Swayze him:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1115909#post1115909

.


http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af213/GuinnessKMF2/Keyboard.jpg

[Liagala]

.

/thread

[Drisco]

I say now that you guys are high levels why don't you stop killing lowbies and take stuff on your own size. It's kind of getting old this pay or kill crap.

Start a gang war and stop killing afk lvl 10s~. You are driving my interests away from reading your kill logs. This pay business is stupid considering silver doesn't buy you much.

[IorakeWarhammer]

don't worry I will continue crushing them despite their organization!

~Jaeden the lone ranger!!

[Khariz]

I say now that you guys are high levels why don't you stop killing lowbies and take stuff on your own size. It's kind of getting old this pay or kill crap.

Start a gang war and stop killing afk lvl 10s~. You are driving my interests away from reading your kill logs. This pay business is stupid considering silver doesn't buy you much.

We kill anyone that crosses out paths and we go into all the hunting areas we can to find people as well. That includes the "high level" (as this point) areas.

If more high level people stumbled across us, that's what you would see logs of.

We are equally opportunity griefers.

[IorakeWarhammer]

ya ok lets see a death of someone 35 or above. because judging by their comments it seems like they're more than happy letting you guys rip the newbs apart while they widen the gap.

touche!

[Khariz]

ya ok lets see a death of someone 35 or above. because judging by their comments it seems like they're more than happy letting you guys rip the newbs apart while they widen the gap.

touche!

I'll gladly do that when I see one. I think it's accurate that they are mostly somewhere other than the landing, leveling up by themselves. I don't run across many such people.

About the oldest people who I know where they hunt, and are in the landing area at Afkfapfapfap, and Glitch.

I've killed the Fapper at north gate, but I can't find him in my logs atm.

Here's a decently higher level dude:


>
[Roll result: 142 (open d100: 31) Penalties: 0]
You feint low, Rada buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>at
You swing a feras mattock at Rada!
AS: +263 vs DS: +225 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +87 = +161
... and hit for 52 points of damage!
Knocked back several feet by blow to abdomen.
He is stunned!

** As the blow lands, the feras mattock unleashes a small shock of lightning! **

... 10 points of damage!
Shocking jolt to neck. Painful.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
A rolton tries to bite you!
With no room to spare, you manage to parry the blow with your feras mattock!
R>
A rolton trots in!
R>
A rolton trots northeast.
R>at
You swing a feras mattock at Rada!
AS: +263 vs DS: +202 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +17 = +114
... and hit for 9 points of damage!
Jarring blow to Rada's back.

** As the blow lands, the feras mattock unleashes a small shock of lightning! **

... 1 point of damage!
Light shock to left hand. Fingers tingle.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>at
...wait 1 seconds.
R>at
You swing a feras mattock at Rada!
AS: +263 vs DS: +198 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +66 = +167
... and hit for 55 points of damage!
Whoosh! Several ribs driven into lungs.

** As the blow lands, the feras mattock unleashes a small shock of lightning! **

... 5 points of damage!
Light shock to back. That stings!

* Rada drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Rada.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Rada's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Rada.
The bright luminescence fades from around Rada.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Rada.
The deep blue glow leaves Rada.
The air calms down around Rada.
The light blue glow leaves Rada.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
The Rada disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.

I'll see what I can do.

[IorakeWarhammer]

I love how your Feras crits for 1, 10, or 15 but when Calidus cutthroats me from hiding for 1 damage it does a 70 damage death crit. (WHINING EVIDENCE!!!!)

[Cephalopod]

I don't think that counts as 35 or higher.