clips of you killing Mordechai (Mordie) / the special ed Marlu clan [Archive] - Page 7

IorakeWarhammer

08-12-2010, 10:46 PM

so i had an interesting day. have always been pissed at House for rescuing Shakira, and everyone tells me he's Shakira/Oblivion/Someone. this guy is no Maldric. So I saw him in Bonespear when I was executing Mordechai and decided to take on the challenge. I legged him/BARELY missed the head ambush, and he logs. Half an hour later, he logs in and has me written into his script. Next 2 times I show my face in Bonespear, I'm dead within 2-3 casts of whatever Cleric spell. First one was a damn waern sniffing me out, House did the rest. Second time, I use a blue crystal for once, damn waern sniffs me out again and I go up against his 430 DS. Third death was from carrying 100k accidentally and doing a climb... although I died a ton I don't think he had a good day at work.

Finally I decide to wise up and do it the right way. Brought out the blue crystal, feras mace (which I didn't need!!), and ambush enhancive. i have yet to use madness on anyone. so here goes...

[Bonespear Tower, Hallway]
There is not much left to this hallway, as most of it is scattered all over the floor. The wreckage was so intense that many of the ragged holes go clear through the bone walls, allowing the moonlight beyond to peek through. You also see an eidolon that appears stunned and a waern fur.
Also here: House
Obvious exits: north, south
Roundtime: 1 sec.
HR>amb hou hea
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a feras mace at House!
AS: +408 vs DS: +300 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +47 = +184
... and hit for 65 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!

* House drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around House.
The white light leaves House.
The very powerful look leaves House.
The mote of white light next to House disappears.
The silvery luminescence fades from around House.
House appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around House.
House seems hesitant.
The deep blue glow leaves House.
The bright luminescence fades from around House.
The air calms down around House.
House begins to breathe less deeply.
The brilliant aura fades away from House.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around House.
The powerful look leaves House.
House appears less confident.
A subtle light fades from House's eyes.
The opalescent aura fades from around House.
The light blue glow leaves House.
House seems slightly different.
A white glow rushes away from House.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
House just left.
R>

then the reply

[bigshot]>ambush #1601453(x1) head
A lesser faeroth strides in.
H>
[bigshot]>stance defensive
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a silvery vultite crowbill at a horned vor'taz!
AS: +338 vs DS: +184 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +92 = +270
... and hit for 94 points of damage!
Blow cracks a rib and punctures a lung.
Breathing becomes a challenge.
The horned vor'taz is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 2 seconds.
R>
...wait 2 seconds.
R>
Your SIGN OF STRIKING is no longer effective.
R>
[bigshot]>stance defensive
...wait 1 seconds.
>
[bigshot]>stance defensive
You hear someone chanting a reverent litany...
>
House suddenly fades into view.
House channels at you.
Particles of dust and soot rise from the ground at House's feet as he releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward you!
CS: +277 - TD: +201 + CvA: +12 + d100: +17 - +5 == +100
Warded off!

The mote of white light swirling about House suddenly flares with blinding brilliance. Skeins of energy twine about the mote before lashing out toward Jaeden.

Particles of dust and soot rise from the ground under a mote of white light swirling around House as a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy spirals off of the mote toward you!
CS: +309 - TD: +201 + CvA: +12 + d100: +6 - +5 == +121
Warding failed!
You are cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 48 points of damage!
... 50 points of damage!
You are sliced open neatly by brilliant beam of plasma!
You are stunned for 8 rounds!
... 20 points of damage!
Deft slash to your left leg digs deep!
Bone is chipped!
!S>
You are still stunned.
!S>
Your SIGN OF SWORDS is no longer effective.
You feel drained!
!S>
[LNet]-GSIV:Andof: "no undeads"
Satan just arrived.
!S>
Satan just went southwest.
!S>
Satan just arrived.
!S>
Satan just went north.
!S>
House chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
!S>
House channels at you.
Particles of dust and soot rise from the ground at House's feet as he releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward you!
CS: +277 - TD: +201 + CvA: +12 + d100: +5 - +5 == +88
Warded off!

The mote of white light swirling about House suddenly flares with blinding brilliance. Skeins of energy twine about the mote before lashing out toward Jaeden.

Particles of dust and soot rise from the ground under a mote of white light swirling around House as a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy spirals off of the mote toward you!
CS: +309 - TD: +201 + CvA: +12 + d100: +32 - +5 == +147
Warding failed!
You are cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 52 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Awesome lash of plasma severs your arm completely!
... 10 points of damage!
Slash to your chest!
That heart's not broken, it's only scratched.
!S>
A lesser faeroth pounds at House with its fist!
AS: +279 vs DS: +407 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +78 = -8
A clean miss.
!S>
The horned vor'taz easily avoids the long thorny vine!
!S>
House chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
!S>
House channels at you.
Particles of dust and soot rise from the ground at House's feet as he releases a pulsating, platinum ripple of energy toward you!
CS: +277 - TD: +201 + CvA: +12 + d100: +85 - +5 == +168
Warding failed!
You are cloaked in a blinding platinum light and assailed for 67 points of damage!
You no longer feel so dextrous.
The bright luminescence fades from around you.
Your SIGN OF DEFENDING is no longer effective.
You seem to lose the thorny barrier that surrounds you.
You feel your extra strength departing.
You feel the aura of confidence leave you.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around you.
The air about you stops shimmering.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding you suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Your SIGN OF WARDING is no longer effective.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
The translucent sphere fades from around you.
You are no longer moving silently.
You return to normal color.
You feel the gathering of nature's power leave you.
Your SIGN OF SMITING is no longer effective.
The powerful look leaves you.
You feel the inner strength leave you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 13 mins...
DEAD>
[bigshot]>stance defensive
You are a ghost! You must wait until someone resurrects you, or you decay. Either way, it won't be long now! (HELP for more details).
DEAD>
With a piercing howl the lesser faeroth becomes a blur of fists and feet directed at House!
House manages to dodge the lesser faeroth's attack.
DEAD>

calidus

08-13-2010, 01:42 PM

Wrong, I haven't touched another player since the truce. You're full of shit.

I haven't said otherwise...

(wtf?)

calidus

08-13-2010, 01:44 PM

The problem here is that his idea of how things work is just a liiiittle off. See, in his eyes, it's harassing him if you kill him in retaliation for his decision to kill you.

Absolutely incorrect. If you ever read what I write, I've repeatedly stated that I fully expect people to retaliate against anything I've done, as well as I expect a few random kills here and there as well. This is Shattered, afterall, not prime.

HJFudge

08-13-2010, 01:52 PM

I haven't said otherwise...

(wtf?)

You probably said it at the same time I belittled women.

In other words, hes full of shit :P

calidus

08-13-2010, 01:52 PM

I'm not gonna say the Marlu clan is universally a bunch of newbs (they had Madmountan, at least, who had some class)... but watching these logs for the last few weeks, it looks like a lot of them got power-drunk in the low levels with how easy it was to kill, and then it caught up with them and exposed that some of them aren't that great at this game. Some of the people they griefed early on (Leash) were near-legends in prime, and simply know the game better. Oblivion, for example, was like a really-poor-man's retarded Jenovadeath.

Aside from Madmountan, what are the chances any of these Marlu folks have ever had a character over the level of, say, 55-60?

The drama was fun while it lasted?

EDIT: Apologies for bloating Leash's ego.

I can't speak for everyone, but my sole purpose in Shattered is to have fun. To me, a moderate amount of conflict is fun. Repeatedly griefing, or getting griefed by the same person is not my idea of fun and so I tend to avoid both the best I can.

The last thing I want is for Shattered to turn into Robot Prime. Since the marlu folks have calmed down a bit, things have been boring. I've already had a few people tell me they are going to cancel because "everyone is a robot now" and "nothing happens anymore," etc.

I quite honestly do miss the conflict, for better or worse. I actually find watching my back to be enjoyable, because it adds tension and repercussion to my actions. I still have never deliberately "griefed" any innocent people, and think that shit has no place in the game. Conflict is fun, but we deserve each other more respect, as players and people, than to be repeatedly griefing someone into the ground.

calidus

08-13-2010, 01:53 PM

The redux from the hit is 42.5% which is nothing special for a level 40ish character. Also, it's not possible to tell if there was any padding, as Donquix stated, due to randomization. The numbers are a bit off. Weighting is not halved and the armor crit divisor is 9 (non-plate covered area). So, it would be 105/9 without redux.

Redux calculation:

DF: .225 (claidhmore vs plate)
Endroll success margin: 290
Raw damage: 65 (.225 * 290)
Crit damage: 15 (slash - rank 5 neck)
Total unreduced damage: 80
Total reduced damage: 46
Redux factor: 1 - (46/80) = .425 or 42.5%

Mark

Why have you started putting your real name at the end of all your posts?

Urinal Poops

08-13-2010, 02:27 PM

I can't speak for everyone, but my sole purpose in Shattered is to have fun. To me, a moderate amount of conflict is fun. Repeatedly griefing, or getting griefed by the same person is not my idea of fun and so I tend to avoid both the best I can.

That is the biggest line of shit ever Calidus. Moderate amount of conflict? You guys used to go on your little killing parties twice a day. Killing the same person isnt your idea of fun? You went to the same area, at the same time every single night, sparing NO ONE.

Save it for people who are gullible enough to buy it.

IorakeWarhammer

08-13-2010, 03:07 PM

who cares about killing.. me and house are 1-4.. he killed me 4 times yesterday.. i brought it upon myself for messing with him and fully accepting the consequences.. he helped Shakira so I always wanted to nail em for it.. he got me good too. funnest 4 deaths so far in Shattered :P

his 309 CS is RIDICULOUS

Cthulu

08-13-2010, 03:11 PM

SpiffyJr

08-13-2010, 03:15 PM

Bloodninja cares, that's why he squirts blood out of his ass months after the fact.

>find cthulu

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

>find bad
Brave Adventurer Questing:

Bad

IorakeWarhammer

08-13-2010, 03:23 PM

joy :)

say, is Mordie logged in today?

he's hunting the anti-magic area outside of Bonespear if anyone wants to get him. House is inside but he's a mean one so if you own him he'll feast on you, but i'm sure he's Shakira's alt. Shakira was at a table, dunno about now. Malevolence is MIA. Oblivion hasn't been logged in in a while.

calidus

08-13-2010, 04:10 PM

That is the biggest line of shit ever Calidus. Moderate amount of conflict? You guys used to go on your little killing parties twice a day. Killing the same person isnt your idea of fun? You went to the same area, at the same time every single night, sparing NO ONE.

Save it for people who are gullible enough to buy it.

There is nothing to buy.

What I prefer as a player, and want out of shattered, does not have to be congruent with the actions of every person I associate myself with. I'm merely telling you what I want from the server. I'd like mild to moderate conflict, formed naturally if possible. Enemies are fun to have, to a degree.

There were times where the same (innocent) person was killed a few times over by the group, but it was usually due to nondiscrimination and was during the time where we were playing the "pay the toll" game. These weren't deliberately-targeted griefees.

I've killed me fair share of people, and I've personally helped many of them afterward. My conscience is a loud and whiny bitch, and usually doesn't let me get away with undeserved acts of violence. Most random/innocent people I've killed have been during the few gate camps and "hunts" we did... which I believe was only about a week or so of time.

I've never deliberately gone after an innocent person with the intention of griefing, repeat-killing, or otherwise ruining their time in the game, and I don't plan to start.

I'm beginning to feel like I'm talking to myself.

calidus

08-13-2010, 04:11 PM

Bloodninja cares, that's why he squirts blood out of his ass months after the fact.

Hey now, I disarmed his weapon and then tried to give it back. If that doesn't qualify for months of crying and 24/7 griefing, then I don't know what does!

IorakeWarhammer

08-13-2010, 04:24 PM

There were times where the same (innocent) person was killed a few times over by the group, but it was usually due to nondiscrimination and was during the time where we were playing the "pay the toll" game. These weren't deliberately-targeted griefees.

like me. hundreds of deaths have ensued!!!!!!!

calidus

08-13-2010, 04:27 PM

like me. hundreds of deaths have ensued!!!!!!!

Yeah. Makes ya wonder who the true unstable, bloodthirsty killers are...

GsJersey

08-13-2010, 04:36 PM

Wow this thread was started like in June... Everyone still all cry buthurt about this? I just finished reading this thing, was like a book. Kinda of a boring novel towards the end.
Seems the griefers haven't griefed for months and the non-griefers are griefing go figure.
Who drank the koolaid, wasn't there some kind of truce i read in here somewhere?

Fortybox

08-13-2010, 04:40 PM

Toyalara

08-13-2010, 04:43 PM

Are you afk? Your character is dying over and over... about the same rate as a cleric's death-bot increments. Just wanted you to know, in case you're at work and afk from game.

IorakeWarhammer

08-13-2010, 04:52 PM

Are you afk? Your character is dying over and over... about the same rate as a cleric's death-bot increments. Just wanted you to know, in case you're at work and afk from game.

ya first time its happened. wondering why it kept re-hunting.. oh well il throw some coin at it when i get home. ;p

IorakeWarhammer

08-13-2010, 04:57 PM

heh thanks.. my wife got it.. ;p

Urinal Poops

08-13-2010, 05:09 PM

Bloodninja cares, that's why he squirts blood out of his ass months after the fact.

And that's why you were forced to reroll. I only went as far as I told you I was going to. If you're making a vagina reference toward me... i'm not the one who had to reroll :)

<3

calidus

08-13-2010, 05:21 PM

And that's why you were forced to reroll. I only went as far as I told you I was going to. If you're making a vagina reference toward me... i'm not the one who had to reroll :)

<3

You didn't cause anyone to do shit.

Fortybox

08-13-2010, 05:25 PM

You didn't cause anyone to do shit.

http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu115/jspendiff/Motivational/Denial.jpg

Urinal Poops

08-13-2010, 05:26 PM

You didn't cause anyone to do shit.

I also caused you to come to the PC, cry and villainize me and make a lame attempt to turn the Vanguard against me.

<3

PS. And stay logged out for days on end while Maldric table raises.

Cthulu

08-13-2010, 05:48 PM

And that's why you were forced to reroll. I only went as far as I told you I was going to. If you're making a vagina reference toward me... i'm not the one who had to reroll :)

<3

You killed me twice. You *really* think you're a catalyst?

Donquix

08-13-2010, 06:18 PM

You killed me twice.

Cthulu just left.

Donquix

08-14-2010, 04:10 PM

clips of you killing... 08-13-2010 10:18 PM stop linking other peoples kills, fag. you havent earned shit.

LoL. hit a nerve there did I?

Especially funny because you don't know what character(s) I play so you have no idea what I may or may not have earned. And I wasn't even linking anything, just mocking in a general sense.

IorakeWarhammer

08-14-2010, 04:13 PM

wasnt me. (you'd know as the rep square would be grey)

IorakeWarhammer

08-16-2010, 09:54 AM

>find cthulu

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>find calidus

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>find mordechai

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>find malevo

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>find portu

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>

mission accomplished?

SpiffyJr

08-16-2010, 10:05 AM

Maldric is online, probably table raising
Dart = Cervina = always at the table and never really a problem.
Shakira = House = Someone. Someone never leaves the table, House only messed with Jaeden, and Shakira doesn't seem to be bothering anyone at present. You can bet your ass once Someone hits 100 he'll be griefing.
Daffy - Never seen leave a table. I see people get invites from Daffy though.
Bad = Cthulu, low level sorcerer who doesn't pose a threat to anyone now.
Nostradamus - 50's maybe early 60's empath who is riding it out until 100.
Clio - Useless.
Feanor/Dugul, no idea who they are.
Mooch - Never seen leave a table.

So, yah, they're pretty well erased.

IorakeWarhammer

08-16-2010, 10:54 AM

SpiffyJr

08-16-2010, 11:41 AM

For the most part your list was right. Someone is also oblivion. Fiddlesticks/Jeckyl/addiction is nearing 30's if not all the way there. Watch out for him in the future. Amazing scripter that knows game functions. He is the one that is invisible and steals boxes at the townsmith. Celebros/Feanorl/Dugul and about 5 other bots just joined. Everyone else in the group is quietly leveling until they have a chance to defend themselves when they start killing again.

Oh, the Marlu, and their ever so faithful members. Said member requested that I keep information secret so I'm posting part of what he said anonymously for him.

Thanks Mr/Ms/Mrs. Angry Marlu.

AnticorRifling

08-16-2010, 11:45 AM

He knows game functions! Time to back trace that shit!

SpiffyJr

08-16-2010, 11:49 AM

Clio and Mooch will probably be leaving soon
More juicy info.

SpiffyJr

08-16-2010, 11:58 AM

clips of you killing... 08-16-2010 09:16 AM maldric 43 someone 67 house 56 shakira 47 bad 20 nostradamus 50 clio 26 feanor 21 dugul 25 dart 42 cervina 62

Someone gave me some sexy rep. Thanks!

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 12:12 PM

08-16-2010 09:16 AM maldric 43 someone 67 house 56 shakira 47 bad 20 nostradamus 50 clio 26 feanor 21 dugul 25 dart 42 cervina 62

How sad is life when you have to generate Gemstone drama to keep it interesting? I'm in Marlu and I couldn't possibly give less of a shit about above posts, with the exception of the GM passing spiffy level information, but that's a problem I have with Simutronics and their bored housewife workforce and not anything a player is doing.

I've got rep comments before that were obviously from GMs giving me info about Vanguard that they shouldn't give. It's shitty of them to do and it pissed me off every time they did it. Just do your jobs and show a little professionalism.

No player should be pleased about getting favors from GMs because it swings both ways.

Fortybox

08-16-2010, 12:12 PM

House slaughtered me only after being provoked like 10 times - he never touched anyone. When he decided to own me he whooped my butt but he gave me a ton of coin to cover death's sting. Cool guy in my book.

Yeah the next month is gonna be very interesting.. :P

House is Someone/Shakira/Oblivion. He is not a cool guy. Just because he decides not to kill anyone with one of his characters doesn't mean we shouldn't do something about it.

This guy will grief at lvl 100 like there's no tomorrow.

Fortybox

08-16-2010, 12:13 PM

How sad is life when you have to generate Gemstone drama to keep it interesting? I'm in Marlu and I couldn't possibly give less of a shit about above posts, with the exception of the GM passing spiffy level information, but that's a problem I have with Simutronics and their bored housewife workforce.

I've got rep comments before that were obviously from GMs giving me info about Vanguard that they shouldn't give. It's shitty of them to do and it pissed me off every time they did it. Just do your jobs and show a little professionalism.

It's not hard to calculate levels based upon CS/AS etc. You should know that.

Ryvicke

08-16-2010, 12:17 PM

How sad is life when you have to generate Gemstone drama to keep it interesting? I'm in Marlu and I couldn't possibly give less of a shit about above posts, with the exception of the GM passing spiffy level information, but that's a problem I have with Simutronics and their bored housewife workforce.

I've got rep comments before that were obviously from GMs giving me info about Vanguard that they shouldn't give. It's shitty of them to do and it pissed me off every time they did it. Just do your jobs and show a little professionalism.

Definitely GMs using the PC to give you Shattered info in rep comments. Definitely.

Shattered is so fucking serious it's weird how I'm almost positive every GM in the game stopped giving a shit about it a week after it opened.

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 12:23 PM

It's not hard to calculate levels based upon CS/AS etc. You should know that.

Definitely GMs using the PC to give you Shattered info in rep comments. Definitely.

Shattered is so fucking serious it's weird how I'm almost positive every GM in the game stopped giving a shit about it a week after it opened.

They posted my Empath's exact level. I literally just leveled an hour or two ago, and haven't cast a CS spell since 12. I don't really care what you make of it -- it is obviously a GM inspecting player levels then giving Spiffy a rep with the list. If you're happy fine, but there is nothing stopping a GM from playing favorites in the future in a way which hurts you. Trust me.. They've done it already in Shattered. You don't even want to know about some of the gear that was given to Marlu. It would make Inspire go on a ranting spree on the officials.

BriarFox

08-16-2010, 12:27 PM

They posted my Empath's exact level. I literally just leveled an hour or two ago, and haven't cast a CS spell since 12. I don't really care what you make of it -- it is obviously a GM inspecting player levels then giving Spiffy a rep with the list. If you're happy fine, but there is nothing stopping a GM from playing favorites in the future in a way which hurts you. Trust me.. They've done it already in Shattered. You don't even want to know about some of the gear that was given to Marlu. It would make Inspire go on a ranting spree on the officials.

Heh. It wasn't a GM, but I like the way you always jump to that conclusion. You might as well say, "The gods are against me!" It exonerates you and excuses you in the same fashion.

Fortybox

08-16-2010, 12:33 PM

They posted my Empath's exact level. I literally just leveled an hour or two ago, and haven't cast a CS spell since 12. I don't really care what you make of it -- it is obviously a GM inspecting player levels then giving Spiffy a rep with the list. If you're happy fine, but there is nothing stopping a GM from playing favorites in the future in a way which hurts you. Trust me.. They've done it already in Shattered. You don't even want to know about some of the gear that was given to Marlu. It would make Inspire go on a ranting spree on the officials.

Hahahahaha. That comment almost makes me like you now.

Liagala

08-16-2010, 12:34 PM

Heh. It wasn't a GM, but I like the way you always jump to that conclusion. You might as well say, "The gods are against me!" It exonerates you and excuses you in the same fashion.
I don't think arguing's going to do any good, Necen. Everyone knows that every time a Marlu DC's it's our fault, with denial-of-service attacks. Every time we hear information it's from GMs spying. Every time someone has an issue with Lich it's because Tillmen is sabotaging them for us. Come on Necen, just admit it. We're up there with satellites and uber-hackers, taking over their PCs and harassing them IRL. I heard that Pandin's next trick is going to be sneaking into their houses overnight and replacing their milk with curdled stuff. And Ifor is paying off all the police in their home towns to ticket them daily. ::roll eyes::

Ryvicke

08-16-2010, 12:35 PM

They posted my Empath's exact level. I literally just leveled an hour or two ago, and haven't cast a CS spell since 12. I don't really care what you make of it -- it is obviously a GM inspecting player levels then giving Spiffy a rep with the list. If you're happy fine, but there is nothing stopping a GM from playing favorites in the future in a way which hurts you. Trust me.. They've done it already in Shattered. You don't even want to know about some of the gear that was given to Marlu. It would make Inspire go on a ranting spree on the officials.

The point is it's your own fucking clan.

Or wait--do you use a program that knew exactly when you leveled and... uses that data to determine other outputs? Hide your lich, hide your kids.

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 12:39 PM

Heh. It wasn't a GM, but I like the way you always jump to that conclusion. You might as well say, "The gods are against me!" It exonerates you and excuses you in the same fashion.

What was I trying to exonerate or excuse? You didn't even respond to the discussion at hand.

The only other option would be Tillmen abusing the users of his LichNet, but he wouldn't need to give that info in an anonymous rep comment, and I really would like to think he wouldn't do that kind of shit. If this was a Vanguard member you would share the info through your normal channels.

Like I said, I've got information via anonymous rep comments before that couldn't have come from anyone but a GM, and I've got favors in-game from GMs who like to help out the Marlu people. Why would this be any different? I'm speaking out against all forms of favoritism, and not just that which makes my butt hurt. I'm baffled as to why any of you, as players, would be happy about this.

The point is it's your own fucking clan.
A) Who in my clan is able to access my character information, as none of them are on any kind of friends list?
B) Why would they bother with an anonymous PM when they have no problem giving other information face-to-face?

Bhaalizmo

08-16-2010, 12:51 PM

I'm speaking out against all forms of favoritism, and not just that which makes my butt hurt.

fixt

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 12:54 PM

fixt
You didn't actually change the context of my question, which is sort of the point of doing a fixt. You just changed the wording a little bit.

I applied your fix to original post, thanks.

Bhaalizmo

08-16-2010, 12:59 PM

You didn't actually change the context of my question, which is sort of the point of doing a fixt.

Incorrect. The point of doing a fixt is to mock the original poster in any way the fixer sees fit. Mission accomplished.

IorakeWarhammer

08-16-2010, 01:00 PM

3 levels until 117...

500+ AS with 2x ambush = this next month gonna be VERY interesting!!!

SpiffyJr

08-16-2010, 01:01 PM

How sad is life when you have to generate Gemstone drama to keep it interesting? I'm in Marlu and I couldn't possibly give less of a shit about above posts, with the exception of the GM passing spiffy level information, but that's a problem I have with Simutronics and their bored housewife workforce and not anything a player is doing.

I've got rep comments before that were obviously from GMs giving me info about Vanguard that they shouldn't give. It's shitty of them to do and it pissed me off every time they did it. Just do your jobs and show a little professionalism.

No player should be pleased about getting favors from GMs because it swings both ways.

Meh, who cares. GMs are uber gods.

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 01:05 PM

Incorrect. The point of doing a fixt is to mock the original poster in any way the fixer sees fit. Mission accomplished.

I was butt hurt though, and said so.. I'm not sure you've completely grasped the point or fundamentals of mocking someone.

Bhaalizmo

08-16-2010, 01:10 PM

I was butt hurt though, and said so.. I'm not sure you've completely grasped the point or fundamentals of mocking someone.

Mocking:
1 : to treat with contempt or ridicule : deride
2 : defy, challenge
3: to mimic in sport or derision

See? Mocking does not require you to agree / disagree or even to have input. I believe I've grasped the fundamentals. Have you?

In any event. How's Oblivion doing?

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 01:20 PM

In any event. How's Oblivion doing?
Platinum League ladder in StarCraft 2, and yes, roleplaying an evil sorcerer there as well.

SpiffyJr

08-16-2010, 01:23 PM

They posted my Empath's exact level. I literally just leveled an hour or two ago, and haven't cast a CS spell since 12. I don't really care what you make of it -- it is obviously a GM inspecting player levels then giving Spiffy a rep with the list. If you're happy fine, but there is nothing stopping a GM from playing favorites in the future in a way which hurts you. Trust me.. They've done it already in Shattered. You don't even want to know about some of the gear that was given to Marlu. It would make Inspire go on a ranting spree on the officials.

Or, it could be someone in Marlu with your information?

SpiffyJr

08-16-2010, 01:31 PM

I'm baffled as to why any of you, as players, would be happy about this.

Because it's a fucking game. Get the fuck over it.

SpiffyJr

08-16-2010, 01:32 PM

Platinum League ladder in StarCraft 2, and yes, roleplaying an evil sorcerer there as well.

Unless you're asian give up - you'll never be good enough. If you are asian - learn to fucking drive!

Deathravin

08-16-2010, 01:32 PM

Just hit 67 eh... good to know.

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 01:34 PM

Or, it could be someone in Marlu with your information?
This was different than random chatter and passing of info between Vanguard and Marlu. This was specific info that only a GM would have, or I guess Tillmen, but like I said Tillmen would just tell you and not do an anon rep comment, and he seems like a pretty stand-up guy.

Anything you guys learn through moles or chat is unimportant -- I would happily talk to you, Necen, or anyone else about my character levels, what scripts I run, where I hunt, game mechanics, etc. I don't care about any of that stuff and never have. It's just a game. The out-of-game animosity is pointless and silly.

I'm only mildly annoyed at the GM intervention, in the same way that I would be if I played Counter Strike and the server admin gave himself infinite money. It isn't anything I give much of a shit about. I just think it's unprofessional and lame for them to get involved. I'll happily keep you posted on all my character levels in the future so this hard-working informant doesn't have to waste his time with it anymore, and can move on to bigger and better things.

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 01:35 PM

Because it's a fucking game. Get the fuck over it.

Whoa, relax. I wasn't that upset, brosef.

Unless you're asian give up - you'll never be good enough. If you are asian - learn to fucking drive!
I'm hoping to become an honorary South Korean with my StarCraft skillz.

SpiffyJr

08-16-2010, 01:37 PM

I'm only mildly annoyed at the GM intervention, in the same way that I would be if I played Counter Strike and the server admin gave himself infinite money. It isn't anything I give much of a shit about. I just think it's unprofessional and lame for them to get involved. I'll happily keep you posted on all my character levels in the future so this hard-working informant doesn't have to waste his time with it anymore, and can move on to bigger and better things.

I don't need your helping gathering level information. Just saying.

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 01:41 PM

I don't need your helping gathering level information. Just saying.

But you guys treat this information like it's some kind of major coup d'état. If you've spent any time at all trying to figure stuff out about my characters it's been a waste. Just ask.. I'm happy to talk about the game.

It's like the Russian spys that just got busted working diligently for 20 years to figure out that Americans like StarBucks and sitcoms.

Deathravin

08-16-2010, 01:48 PM

I can't speak for everybody here but, don't flatter yourself. I personally don't mine data just for your precious Someone's level. I gather it to keep my finger on the pulse of all shattered.

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 02:06 PM

I can't speak for everybody here but, don't flatter yourself. I personally don't mine data just for your precious Someone's level. I gather it to keep my finger on the pulse of all shattered.
Eh? Wasn't bragging or trying to flatter myself, or talking to you specifically. Someone obviously cares enough to go to some length to find stuff out about me. I was just saying they can save themselves the effort. If anyone wants to know anything about my characters, scripts, or game mechanics that I use, they just have to ask. I'm willing to help anyone with any of those things. For example, my bounty script was free for the taking to anyone who asked in the past. Just too few seem capable of swallowing their pride to do so, so they'd rather re-invent the wheel.

IorakeWarhammer

08-16-2010, 02:08 PM

You see Someone.
He appears to be a Human.
He is shorter than average and appears to be very young. He has brooding blue-green eyes and ebon skin. He has balding, greasy steel grey hair with a large bald spot. He has a broad face, a button nose and deep laugh lines.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a cloak, a knitting supply tote, a large sack, a moth-eaten jet black harness, a deep violet satchel, some double leather, and a reinforced black canvas backpack.
H>
Manirion just went south.
H>stance off
You are now in an offensive stance.
H>amb someone head
Be at peace my child, there is no need to fight here.

whine

Deathravin

08-16-2010, 02:25 PM

Eh? Wasn't bragging or trying to flatter myself, or talking to you specifically. Someone obviously cares enough to go to some length to find stuff out about me. I was just saying they can save themselves the effort. If anyone wants to know anything about my characters, scripts, or game mechanics that I use, they just have to ask. I'm willing to help anyone with any of those things. For example, my bounty script was free for the taking to anyone who asked in the past. Just too few seem capable of swallowing their pride to do so, so they'd rather re-invent the wheel.

Well my point was that I doubt that they're singling you out either. They're gathering on everybody just like I am and querying their data when they want to know about specific people.

SpiffyJr

08-16-2010, 02:27 PM

Well my point was that I doubt that they're singling you out either. They're gathering on everybody just like I am and querying their data when they want to know about specific people.
:yeahthat:

Fortybox

08-16-2010, 02:39 PM

Eh? Wasn't bragging or trying to flatter myself, or talking to you specifically. Someone obviously cares enough to go to some length to find stuff out about me. I was just saying they can save themselves the effort. If anyone wants to know anything about my characters, scripts, or game mechanics that I use, they just have to ask. I'm willing to help anyone with any of those things. For example, my bounty script was free for the taking to anyone who asked in the past. Just too few seem capable of swallowing their pride to do so, so they'd rather re-invent the wheel.

Then why would you specifically make a cursing script to screw with everyone?

Fatsix

08-16-2010, 02:49 PM

Maldric has 174 TD. Sadly he failed the TD check and his head popped off and rolled on the ground.

I'd be happy to check anyone elses. Free of charge!

Also I noticed mordie wasn't on all weekend. He ran his mouth and started killing innocents again because someone killed him. Funny how no one will help you when they start dieing. Only clio and maldric came to his aid, bummer.

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 02:59 PM

Then why would you specifically make a cursing script to screw with everyone?
Someone dropped some cursed crap in my hunting spot and I thought it was cute, so I rolled up a sorcerer and played around with it. I made a post on the Marlu forums about wrecking the game economy with curse after we saw that someone was leaking, because misinformation is funny. It wasn't much of a script, and I only ran it for a day or two. If I was an asshole I'd still be doing it.

I can release the curse script or any of my other scripts if people want. They don't really make for a better game environment though.

Bhaalizmo

08-16-2010, 03:21 PM

Platinum League ladder in StarCraft 2, and yes, roleplaying an evil sorcerer there as well.

Have you played thru the solo campaign? I haven't even played a game online with SC2 yet, still working thru the offline missions.

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 03:43 PM

Have you played thru the solo campaign? I haven't even played a game online with SC2 yet, still working thru the offline missions.

I went straight to the multiplayer ladders although everyone says the campaign is awesome. I'll get around to trying it out some weekend.

My 2v2 partner and I are running a protoss/terran rush strat that gets 4 siege tanks and 9 stalkers into an enemy base 7.5 minutes into the game. It's been winning most of our games recently, but the people playing in that ladder are really good and it took us some losses to adjust.

This is a replay of the last 2v2 platinum league game I played in (I'm the protoss). It was against Zerg/Zerg, which is our hardest matchup. I make some mistakes, but we pulled it out though:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EN7TG9ZC

IorakeWarhammer

08-16-2010, 04:12 PM

dude i DLed it and my computer crashed

you are an evil, evil individual

MarluAuctions

08-16-2010, 04:27 PM

dude i DLed it and my computer crashed

you are an evil, evil individual

Hey now, I keep my griefing to Gemstone. It's a starcraft 2 replay file!

IorakeWarhammer

08-16-2010, 04:30 PM

im jk lawl

Deathravin

08-16-2010, 09:27 PM

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/65496d1204354124-funny-strange-random-pics-7.png

nub

08-16-2010, 10:32 PM

Someone dropped some cursed crap in my hunting spot and I thought it was cute, so I rolled up a sorcerer and played around with it. I made a post on the Marlu forums about wrecking the game economy with curse after we saw that someone was leaking, because misinformation is funny. It wasn't much of a script, and I only ran it for a day or two. If I was an asshole I'd still be doing it.

I can release the curse script or any of my other scripts if people want. They don't really make for a better game environment though.

You still are an asshole though.

MarluAuctions

08-17-2010, 12:49 AM

You still are an asshole though.
I'd be a bigger asshole, I meant.

I'm getting a lot of PMs for my player-murderer, slamming and bounty scripts (they all plug into Bigshot/Starscream). Someone even wants my curse bomber script! I'll post them in the Lich forums sometime this week if I get a chance to clean them up.

radamanthys

08-17-2010, 12:51 AM

I'd be a bigger asshole, I meant.

I'm getting a lot of PMs for my player-murderer, slamming and bounty scripts (they all plug into Bigshot/Starscream). Someone even wants my curse bomber script! I'll post them in the Lich forums sometime this week if I get a chance to clean them up.

Sweet. I'm interested in looking at what that bounty script has to offer.

Fortybox

08-17-2010, 09:00 AM

Fatsix

08-17-2010, 09:02 AM

That would be so fucking funny for the noobs that don't check scripts before they run them. God that would make Lnet so much quieter. Big shot isnt working.. asloot isnt working... and so on..

AnticorRifling

08-17-2010, 09:08 AM

That would be so fucking funny for the noobs that don't check scripts before they run them. God that would make Lnet so much quieter. Big shot isnt working.. asloot isnt working... and so on..

Perhaps I can interest you in a breakgs script as written by Alex and executed by Tayre.

Fatsix

08-17-2010, 09:22 AM

that thing is so old.

AnticorRifling

08-17-2010, 09:23 AM

But it hasn't been topped.

Fatsix

08-17-2010, 09:30 AM

just insert it into asloot, that should take out half of prime. along with the reroller. ouch.

Iamnaeth

08-17-2010, 09:39 AM

Perhaps I can interest you in a breakgs script as written by Alex and executed by Tayre.

I'm not familiar with this one? Did it reroll the person's character?

Deathravin

08-17-2010, 09:45 AM

It reported to the GMs to fuck off if I remember correctly.

Back

08-17-2010, 09:50 AM

I thought it was Chadj that ran the script and it reported “Fuck you gaymasters!”

Fatsix

08-17-2010, 09:56 AM

I thought it was Chadj that ran the script and it reported “Fuck you gaymasters!”

That's what I remember it doing.

AnticorRifling

08-17-2010, 09:58 AM

That's right, it was Chadj.

And yeah it was an endless stream of report Fuck you gaymasters!

Rolton-Sammich

08-17-2010, 10:01 AM

Reported, then spoken aloud, then reported, then spoken...

Fortybox

08-17-2010, 11:53 AM

http://i33.tinypic.com/2hdtrhf.gif

Bhaalizmo

08-17-2010, 12:20 PM

I went straight to the multiplayer ladders although everyone says the campaign is awesome. I'll get around to trying it out some weekend.

My 2v2 partner and I are running a protoss/terran rush strat that gets 4 siege tanks and 9 stalkers into an enemy base 7.5 minutes into the game. It's been winning most of our games recently, but the people playing in that ladder are really good and it took us some losses to adjust.

This is a replay of the last 2v2 platinum league game I played in (I'm the protoss). It was against Zerg/Zerg, which is our hardest matchup. I make some mistakes, but we pulled it out though:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EN7TG9ZC

I'm really liking SC2 so far. Blizzard did a damn fine job on it. That saved game replay thing is pretty damn sweet too. You can scroll all over and watch whichever player you want. I never noticed if they had that feature in SC1 but damn that's sweet. Nice small file too.

Oh, send me all your scripts plox. Kthx.

SpiffyJr

08-17-2010, 01:08 PM

MarluAuctions

08-17-2010, 01:27 PM

I'm really liking SC2 so far. Blizzard did a damn fine job on it. That saved game replay thing is pretty damn sweet too. You can scroll all over and watch whichever player you want. I never noticed if they had that feature in SC1 but damn that's sweet. Nice small file too.

Oh, send me all your scripts plox. Kthx.

Yeah they've outdone the original, which is quite a feat. Lag free, bug free, perfect experience on launch day with who knows how many people trying to play. Only Blizzard can pull that off.

One feature I like about the replays is the little camera button in the bottom right near the player names. Clicking it lets you can see exactly what part of the map the player was watching and where they were clicking on the screen. Its really entertaining to see them *just* miss a sneak attack or enemy builder unit sneaking into their base to set something up.

Back

08-17-2010, 01:31 PM

Liagala

08-17-2010, 01:51 PM

calidus

08-17-2010, 02:03 PM

I went straight to the multiplayer ladders although everyone says the campaign is awesome. I'll get around to trying it out some weekend.

My 2v2 partner and I are running a protoss/terran rush strat that gets 4 siege tanks and 9 stalkers into an enemy base 7.5 minutes into the game. It's been winning most of our games recently, but the people playing in that ladder are really good and it took us some losses to adjust.

This is a replay of the last 2v2 platinum league game I played in (I'm the protoss). It was against Zerg/Zerg, which is our hardest matchup. I make some mistakes, but we pulled it out though:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EN7TG9ZC

I finally tried out some league matches over the weekend. I qualified for the gold league and have been doing decent. I'm trying to convince my friend to start doing some 2v2 matches with me.

I've barely touched the campaign :P

IorakeWarhammer

08-17-2010, 04:02 PM

The eternal struggle of the opposing forces continues. When one seems victorious the other is merely in hibernation re-gathering strength to battle another day. There is never victory only the eternal ebb and tide of forces neither good nor evil just in persistent opposition.

I disagree. The following characters, at least it seems, have been forced to abandon their characters and create alts.

>find mordechai

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>find malevolence

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>find cthulu

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.
>find calidus

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Tisket

08-18-2010, 12:56 AM

I disagree. The following characters, at least it seems, have been forced to abandon their characters and create alts.

>find mordechai

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

Mordechai lost his altered bonded weapon, the lance of darkness or whatever it was called, when he was afk. He's probably off sulking in a corner somewhere. Boo hoo.

Drunken Durfin

08-18-2010, 01:07 AM

For sale: Spear of Darkness
Current bid: 35K, pawnshop

Tisket

08-18-2010, 01:07 AM

hahaha

Back

08-18-2010, 01:34 AM

I disagree.

Multitudes of faces march on either side. When one falls another stands to take its place. The march of opposition is unyielding. Call them what you want... law, chaos, good, evil, just and unjust, and all degrees between. Some scoundrels work both angles. Some just stay to themselves. But rest assured the battle is eternal and neither will win or lose. Because in doing so the game would end.

Fatsix

08-18-2010, 07:20 AM

Mordechai lost his altered bonded weapon, the lance of darkness or whatever it was called, when he was afk. He's probably off sulking in a corner somewhere. Boo hoo.

Hes probably still logged off at the north dock in the landing. I was killing his helpers. He started murdering innocents again because someone killed him. hahah great logic.

If you sell it it at the pawnshop. It can be bought back for 1/2 bard sung value. Give it to me I will just disintegrate it.

Fatsix

08-18-2010, 07:55 AM

Double rainbow full on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BRZkupyURw

Celephais

08-18-2010, 09:24 AM

Hes probably still logged off at the north dock in the landing. I was killing his helpers. He started murdering innocents again because someone killed him. hahah great logic.

If you sell it it at the pawnshop. It can be bought back for 1/2 bard sung value. Give it to me I will just disintegrate it.

The proper way to dispose of someone else's weapon is to throw it down the well.

Deathravin

08-18-2010, 09:42 AM

Balderdash, have a demon eat it.

Fortybox

08-18-2010, 10:15 AM

Boulderdash, have a demon eat it.

The most important part of this whole thread is why Deathravin got rid of bewbies and bottoms and replaced them with a freakin demon dude and a creepy freaky girl with baggage.

Bring back the BEWBIES!

faloon

08-18-2010, 10:39 AM

The most important part of this whole thread is why Deathravin got rid of bewbies and bottoms and replaced them with a freakin demon dude and a creepy freaky girl with baggage.

Bring back the BEWBIES!

HAHA! He must have had a seriously bad day.

Deathravin

08-18-2010, 10:59 AM

HAHA! He must have had a seriously bad day.

Nah, my Goth gene got re-activated for a bit. It won't last long, just have to ride it out.

Although, she was insanely hot.

IorakeWarhammer

08-18-2010, 12:11 PM

Mordechai lost his altered bonded weapon, the lance of darkness or whatever it was called, when he was afk. He's probably off sulking in a corner somewhere. Boo hoo.

isnt the whole point of a bonded weapon that you get it back?!

Fatsix

08-18-2010, 12:21 PM

Not if you slam right after. He probably lost connection then got gang attacked. Or he got bit and the poison disarmed him, then he got nailed by another and slammed. If he dropped it and another walked in, bigshot will move on regardless. I had this issue with shan warriors disarming me. They would walk in and disarm me within the 3 seconds of my channeling time. Who the hell knows. But its great. Wonder if the marlu can is going to kill innocents until someone returns it. Sounds like a mordieriffic plan to me.

IorakeWarhammer

08-18-2010, 12:31 PM

so you think someone has it?

Fatsix

08-18-2010, 12:55 PM

Anything can happen. Father lost his bonded maul in the same area. Disarmed and disconnected.

IorakeWarhammer

08-18-2010, 01:58 PM

i still don't get this because when i was griefing Mordie in there, I would hunt waerns while I waited for him.. they even severed my hand for a 4 round stun but I never lost my weapon

calidus

08-18-2010, 02:29 PM

The following characters, at least it seems, have been forced to abandon their characters and create alts.

You're speculating, and you're wrong.

IorakeWarhammer

08-18-2010, 02:36 PM

Fatsix

08-18-2010, 02:40 PM

i still don't get this because when i was griefing Mordie in there, I would hunt waerns while I waited for him.. they even severed my hand for a 4 round stun but I never lost my weapon

Jaeden, Jaeden, Jaeden..... Disease can cause you to drop weapons, son......

IorakeWarhammer

08-18-2010, 02:40 PM

im a dummy ;p

calidus

08-18-2010, 03:23 PM

well you're usin Maldric at a table so no way of getting to you.. also that char i think is under the truce.

but the ones who aren't logged in.. what are you saying? you ARE logged in?! or a GM changed your names?

or they've just quit?!

do tell calidus, do tell.

Calidus is also under the truce, and is only being attacked by Bloodninja. As Bloodninja has pointed out, I've been stubbornly hunting the same place the past few weeks and that's one of the reasons he keeps getting attacked.

The reason Calidus isn't logged in much lately is because I've been too tired, busy, lazy, etc to keep him safely hunting. Plus a few other reasons. He's a bitch to afk level (ambushing rogue, no defense, no TD, etc). He's been dying far more often from critters with CS attacks the past few weeks than he was from PvP, and I don't have the time or energy to keep checking on him and restarting his scripts and shit lately.

Maldric has been doing some hunting, but it's much easier for him to afk hunt than Calidus, and then of course table rezzing is hands-free.

More evidence of Calidus not being "forced" off is that even Maldric is offline for at least a few hours (or more) each day lately. Likewise, I do have other alts and neither of them has been online. I have a level 26 and 18 character, and both have been offline for almost a week.

I'll make a bullet list for ya:

* Tired
* Busy
* Lazy
* Computer has been crashing/restarting a lot
* Been playing Starcraft 2 and a few other games, and ruby eats up precious CPU cycles so I tend to close GS during those times
* General reduction in interest/enjoyment in GS/Shattered lately, most likely a result of being a bit burned out on it
* Less excitement playing because everyone is afk scripting and nothing happens anymore
* Some of the people I play with are either playing less, or quitting entirely

Also, while I actually enjoy script-writing and such, doing nothing but AFK scripting in game is boring to me. I was signed in 24/7 before because I was having fun with the conflict and was trying to keep up with the jones'. Nowadays it's just a robot race to level 100. The only reason I'm still playing at all is because I know how much fun it was a few weeks ago, and I hope that I will start having fun again, have more free time IRL, and will be able to participate in some of the future fun... if there is any.

One thing is for sure, I should have gone with my gut instinct and made a Sorc (which is what I was in prime). Leveling is so hassle-free in comparison to an ambushing rogue... :P

Urinal Poops

08-18-2010, 03:36 PM

* Less excitement playing because everyone is afk scripting and nothing happens anymore

Scripting was a major draw for alot of the people who signed up for this game, what wasnt a draw however is a group of people running around killing them for zero reason.

Rest assured when you log in on Calidus, I PROMISE to make it exciting for you in the way you made it exciting for me.

calidus

08-18-2010, 03:40 PM

Scripting was a major draw for alot of the people who signed up for this game, what wasnt a draw however is a group of people running around killing them for zero reason.

Rest assured when you log in on Calidus, I PROMISE to make it exciting for you in the way you made it exciting for me.

Scripting still is a major draw for me as well, but I haven't had the adequate time or energy to develop much yet.

Wait, you promise to make it "as exciting"? Then you should have only attacked me once, not 25 times.

Deathravin

08-18-2010, 03:47 PM

Wow... Sounds like Marlu has really just dissolved. I have to hand it to Vanguard, they found the chinks in the armor of Marlu and just exploited them.

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/theres-a-chink-in-my-armor.jpg

They saw the lack of strong leadership. They found the lack of real 'goals'. They realized the gap in logic of the premise. And turned each member against the general idea. Enough to make them reroll and even denounce the clan all together.

Great job, Vanguard. I have to hand it to you.

calidus

08-18-2010, 03:55 PM

SpiffyJr

08-18-2010, 04:20 PM

Calidus is also under the truce, and is only being attacked by Bloodninja. As Bloodninja has pointed out, I've been stubbornly hunting the same place the past few weeks and that's one of the reasons he keeps getting attacked.

The reason Calidus isn't logged in much lately is because I've been too tired, busy, lazy, etc to keep him safely hunting. Plus a few other reasons. He's a bitch to afk level (ambushing rogue, no defense, no TD, etc). He's been dying far more often from critters with CS attacks the past few weeks than he was from PvP, and I don't have the time or energy to keep checking on him and restarting his scripts and shit lately.

Maldric has been doing some hunting, but it's much easier for him to afk hunt than Calidus, and then of course table rezzing is hands-free.

More evidence of Calidus not being "forced" off is that even Maldric is offline for at least a few hours (or more) each day lately. Likewise, I do have other alts and neither of them has been online. I have a level 26 and 18 character, and both have been offline for almost a week.

I'll make a bullet list for ya:

* Tired
* Busy
* Lazy
* Computer has been crashing/restarting a lot
* Been playing Starcraft 2 and a few other games, and ruby eats up precious CPU cycles so I tend to close GS during those times
* General reduction in interest/enjoyment in GS/Shattered lately, most likely a result of being a bit burned out on it
* Less excitement playing because everyone is afk scripting and nothing happens anymore
* Some of the people I play with are either playing less, or quitting entirely

Also, while I actually enjoy script-writing and such, doing nothing but AFK scripting in game is boring to me. I was signed in 24/7 before because I was having fun with the conflict and was trying to keep up with the jones'. Nowadays it's just a robot race to level 100. The only reason I'm still playing at all is because I know how much fun it was a few weeks ago, and I hope that I will start having fun again, have more free time IRL, and will be able to participate in some of the future fun... if there is any.

One thing is for sure, I should have gone with my gut instinct and made a Sorc (which is what I was in prime). Leveling is so hassle-free in comparison to an ambushing rogue... :P

TLDR version: opposition showed a little cock and I tucked tail and ran.

Deathravin

08-18-2010, 04:21 PM

I'm not trolling. I'm saying that you can spin it all you want. They won. You lost.

* TiredExcuse
* BusyToo busy to let a script play for you?
* LazyAgain, too lazy to NOT play the game?
* Computer has been crashing/restarting a lotExcuse
* Been playing Starcraft 2 and a few other games, and ruby eats up precious CPU cycles so I tend to close GS during those timesOnly one PC? Ok.
* General reduction in interest/enjoyment in GS/Shattered lately, most likely a result of being a bit burned out on itCrux - You don't like the game anymore. You took your toys and went home
* Less excitement playing because everyone is afk scripting and nothing happens anymoreYou don't play the game for the same reasons as a lot of the rest of the population.
* Some of the people I play with are either playing less, or quitting entirelyMarlu dissolved.

So ya. Reading all of those reasons/excuses... You Lost. They Won. I don't see how any other conclusion can be drawn from that. It's okay to lose. Quothe "Steve Nebraska"
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/scout.jpg
Lets say I play, whats the worst that could happen?
You could lose.
I could lose? That's it? Well that's not so bad, cause half the guys down there lose every night.

There had to be a losing side. There's no shame in it.

You took a chance, you had some fun, and it bit you in the keister. I'm sure you learned a lot about human nature. I know I did.

SpiffyJr

08-18-2010, 04:24 PM

So ya. Reading all of those reasons/excuses... You Lost. They Won. I don't see how any other conclusion can be drawn from that. It's okay to lose. Quothe "Steve Nebraska"

There had to be a losing side. There's no shame in it.

Whatever you do - don't let Mordechai read that. He'll deny it until his dying breath.

Donquix

08-18-2010, 04:56 PM

/blink

I'm hoping you are just trolling and/or haven't read what I wrote, rather than just failing at comprehension.

Or your post is satirical.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z99iVXJ8OtA

IorakeWarhammer

08-18-2010, 05:29 PM

Back

08-18-2010, 05:33 PM

Celebration is foolish. The war is not, has not, and never will not be over.

IorakeWarhammer

08-18-2010, 05:38 PM

my goal wasn't destroying the Marlus, my goal was neutralizing Mordechai as a character. He hasn't been logged in for a few days = few days of victory. Or he's in El Paso. lmao.

calidus

08-18-2010, 05:46 PM

TLDR version: opposition showed a little cock and I tucked tail and ran.

Then how come my table-raising cleric is also logged out a few hours a day, and more specifically my anonymous alts?

calidus

08-18-2010, 05:48 PM

I'm not trolling. I'm saying that you can spin it all you want. They won. You lost.

ExcuseToo busy to let a script play for you?Again, too lazy to NOT play the game?ExcuseOnly one PC? Ok.Crux - You don't like the game anymore. You took your toys and went homeYou don't play the game for the same reasons as a lot of the rest of the population.Marlu dissolved.

So ya. Reading all of those reasons/excuses... You Lost. They Won. I don't see how any other conclusion can be drawn from that. It's okay to lose. Quothe "Steve Nebraska"

There had to be a losing side. There's no shame in it.

You took a chance, you had some fun, and it bit you in the keister. I'm sure you learned a lot about human nature. I know I did.

What exactly did I lose at and how did I lose?

Also, I do still play the game. Just cause I'm not on 24/7 doesn't mean I quit. You also listed my reasons for not being online as much, but only rebutted one of them.

Deathravin

08-18-2010, 06:06 PM

What exactly did I lose at and how did I lose?

Also, I do still play the game. Just cause I'm not on 24/7 doesn't mean I quit. You also listed my reasons for not being online as much, but only rebutted one of them.

You have a point. My definition of win and lose is probably very different than yours. Your main opposition is much higher level than you... Your task of terrorizing and extorting scripters hasn't been executed in several days if not weeks.

Your friends and clan members don't participate in this activity either. You admit that you don't play as much because of your many deaths per night...

Want me to go on?

Deathravin

08-18-2010, 06:08 PM

The war continues and as long as Simu keeps the server running, always will... but you have to admit the initial campaign has been lost.

Fortybox

08-18-2010, 06:12 PM

The war continues and as long as Simu keeps the server running, always will... but you have to admit the initial campaign has been lost.

That's why Season 2 is coming out soon. There is always a new bad guy and cast!

Donquix

08-18-2010, 06:14 PM

http://scottthong.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/iraqiinformationminister.jpg

MarluAuctions

08-18-2010, 06:29 PM

There was never really an organization or goal to begin with -- just some like-minded players that enjoy PvP and needed spell-ups and services like lockpicking. If individual goals aligned (like Mordechai wanting to extort people, and my wanting to PvP), then that's all there was to it. Nothing anyone did has altered my behavior or lessened my desire to PvP in Gemstone, unless you're a Blizzard developer for StarCraft.

Your bar to measure success by is "kill them until they quit", which is self-defeating and stupid. Gemstone has a very limited community; any time you make someone quit you take a significant piece of the game away, no matter how much you may dislike them. I've never personally had the goal of making someone quit, although I don't doubt that at least one or two did so. If they'd of talked to me first they would have found me both affable and more than willing to leave them alone if it was obviously a major source of angst.

I fully intend to continue PvPing in Shattered, but never at the level some of you play at. I could easily kill the same people I don't like over and over, but I would feel like a massive douchebag after a day or two of it. That's saying a lot about some of you, coming from me.

SpiffyJr

08-18-2010, 07:00 PM

Your bar to measure success by is "kill them until they quit", which is self-defeating and stupid. Gemstone has a very limited community; any time you make someone quit you take a significant piece of the game away, no matter how much you may dislike them.

I very much wish Mordechai would quit and, if he has, the server is better off without him. I'm sure others would agree with me.

I fully intend to continue PvPing in Shattered, but never at the level some of you play at. I could easily kill the same people I don't like over and over, but I would feel like a massive douchebag after a day or two of it. That's saying a lot about some of you, coming from me.

Gemstone's PvP sucks. Every single class has one maneuver that they are able to entirely decimate another class with given the jump. You're doing right by playing SC2 (I caved and downloaded it).

Liagala

08-18-2010, 08:53 PM

Are you high? Did you not read the thousands of posts on PC and the officials and on Lnet from people who did not want to be killed and wanted to be left alone? Were you waiting for a certified letter delivered to your apartment?

This, x100.

IorakeWarhammer

08-18-2010, 09:15 PM

I don't want Mordie to quit.. just wanted to play with him til he got butthurt and logged out of the game for a few days, after losing his dildo of darkness..

Mordie will live on - he will write an epic ballad accompanied by guitar about the whole affair. you know he had fun doing what he did.. plus he's perfectly content playing SC2

but he knows deep down in his nerdy heart that he got owned

so why make a career out of this issue guys..

the guy went around in the CATACOMBS at night killing "for Marlu"

..when he was level 25+

he did this countless nights, sometimes camping the gate.. he was basically playing king of the hill with him and his buddies vs the server..

..needless to say we climbed up and threw him off.

MarluAuctions

08-18-2010, 09:19 PM

If they'd of talked to me first they would have found me both affable and more than willing to leave them alone if it was obviously a major source of angst.
Are you high? Did you not read the thousands of posts on PC and the officials and on Lnet from people who did not want to be killed and wanted to be left alone? Were you waiting for a certified letter delivered to your apartment? You are like a bunch of fucking idiots sitting in an interrogation room after you rob a liquor store and kill the clerk. You are all big and ballsy and tough with your crew during the robbery, but you sure do proclaim your innocence after you get busted.

I never said I was innocent of PvPing, nor did I ever get "busted" into behaving a certain way. I'm only speaking for myself only here, and not anyone else in Marlu. You're trying to project the actions and reactions of many other players onto me and I don't answer for them.

Of course people complained about getting killed. Nobody wants their character to die. My statement was only that I've never killed anyone excessively (subjective) with the intention of making them quit, and had they spoke with me saying that I was going to make them do so, I would have ceased pestering them for a while. You're reading too much into what I said. The only people I killed more than a handful of times were probably Puffy and Banjo, both of whom were just unlucky to get caught by my scripts too many times. I ended up adding both to my DNK list because I felt bad.

I don't care that some wanted to be left alone -- this is a multiplayer game. Having to interact with people is what it's all about, and sometimes they won't all behave in a way which is desirable.

I think most people will look back on Shattered and realize they enjoyed the experience, Marlu and all. Without us Shattered would have been Progress Quest (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progress_Quest)

MarluAuctions

08-18-2010, 09:28 PM

I don't want Mordie to quit.. just wanted to play with him til he got butthurt and logged out of the game for a few days, after losing his dildo of darkness..

I told them they were retarded for getting weapons worked on instead of armor. At the time I gave them 3 days until they were all disarmed, so my expectations were surpassed.

Donquix

08-18-2010, 10:23 PM

I think most people will look back on Shattered and realize they enjoyed the experience, Marlu and all. Without us Shattered would have been Progress Quest (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progress_Quest)

You have an overly inflated and entirely undeserved sense self-worth.

Cthulu

08-18-2010, 10:51 PM

HELLO!

Deathravin

08-19-2010, 12:10 AM

HELLO!

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/55507d1195557384-funny-strange-random-pics-your-sanity-has-flavor.png

subzero

08-19-2010, 12:12 AM

The proper way to dispose of someone else's weapon is to throw it down the well.

I perfer to disintegrate or void them. The void can be either the illusion or real deal.

calidus

08-19-2010, 10:44 AM

You have a point. My definition of win and lose is probably very different than yours. Your main opposition is much higher level than you... Your task of terrorizing and extorting scripters hasn't been executed in several days if not weeks.

Your friends and clan members don't participate in this activity either. You admit that you don't play as much because of your many deaths per night...

Want me to go on?

My goal was never to terrorize or extort scripters. My goal was to play GS with a healthy amount of conflict.

As for my opposition being higher, I never believed or pretended that I could fully keep up with everyone's level.

Also, I didn't say I play less lately as a result of my many deaths per night. Maldric never dies, nor do my alts, and they are often logged out as well.

Maldric dropped out at 8:30 or so, apparently, and I still haven't brought him back online. Must be all those deaths!

calidus

08-19-2010, 10:48 AM

calidus

08-19-2010, 10:54 AM

Are you high? Did you not read the thousands of posts on PC and the officials and on Lnet from people who did not want to be killed and wanted to be left alone?

Actually, I haven't. I don't go to the officials much, because I think their forums are a pain in the ass to navigate. As for here and lnet, I don't recall ever seeing anyone complain that we are ruining the game for them... I have, however, seen plenty of people say we are ruining the game for others. Perhaps these are the same nameless, voiceless "others" that I've been slaughtering without even knowing it?

I'm sure there are people out there who have been affected first hand by the PvPing and have complained about about it, but I haven't come across any/many complaints from them.

calidus

08-19-2010, 10:58 AM

I never said I was innocent of PvPing, nor did I ever get "busted" into behaving a certain way. I'm only speaking for myself only here, and not anyone else in Marlu. You're trying to project the actions and reactions of many other players onto me and I don't answer for them.

Of course people complained about getting killed. Nobody wants their character to die. My statement was only that I've never killed anyone excessively (subjective) with the intention of making them quit, and had they spoke with me saying that I was going to make them do so, I would have ceased pestering them for a while. You're reading too much into what I said. The only people I killed more than a handful of times were probably Puffy and Banjo, both of whom were just unlucky to get caught by my scripts too many times. I ended up adding both to my DNK list because I felt bad.

I don't care that some wanted to be left alone -- this is a multiplayer game. Having to interact with people is what it's all about, and sometimes they won't all behave in a way which is desirable.

I think most people will look back on Shattered and realize they enjoyed the experience, Marlu and all. Without us Shattered would have been Progress Quest (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progress_Quest)

/agree again

I'm going to let you do the talking, cause you're saying everything I want to. :P

calidus

08-19-2010, 11:38 AM

Oh, and I'd just like to add that even if it were true that I don't play Calidus as much cause I'm "dying all the time," the ONLY person attacking Calidus the past few weeks has been Bloodninja, which is NOT part of Vanguard. So if that were the case, it would not be Vanguard's "victory".

Liagala

08-19-2010, 12:41 PM

Actually, I haven't. I don't go to the officials much, because I think their forums are a pain in the ass to navigate. As for here and lnet, I don't recall ever seeing anyone complain that we are ruining the game for them... I have, however, seen plenty of people say we are ruining the game for others. Perhaps these are the same nameless, voiceless "others" that I've been slaughtering without even knowing it?

I'm sure there are people out there who have been affected first hand by the PvPing and have complained about about it, but I haven't come across any/many complaints from them.

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1112042&postcount=1 Jaeden, on being disarmed by a player.

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1124282&postcount=7 JohnDoe, on the cursed item spree.

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1114041&postcount=19 Nub - while he doesn't specifically say "He killed me," The thread is "post people who have killed you here."

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1115381&postcount=90 JohnDoe, on Mordechai

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1113956&postcount=10 One of many from Necen/BriarFox

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1117327&postcount=212 Spiffy, on Flamer

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1118905&postcount=270 Cookiemonster, on Mordechai
http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1119738&postcount=301 More Cookiemonster
http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1119740&postcount=302 And more
http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1119965&postcount=371 Some more

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1119774&postcount=304 Bhaalizmo, on Katze

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1119853&postcount=324 Some Rogue, on Mordechai

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1119992&postcount=384 RichardCranium, on Mordechai

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1126879&postcount=56 SneakyHobbitses (lolwut) on Mordechai

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1125557&postcount=53 Durfin, on assorted Marlus

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1125938&postcount=223 Bill, on Marlus

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1125955&postcount=232 Buzzofthoughts, on Mordechai

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1128398&postcount=19 Gnomon, on Oblivion

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1128407&postcount=21 Gilrayn, on Mordechai

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1129188&postcount=74 Malvadere, on a silent strike kill during the IMT treaty thing. The next couple posts confirm that it was a Marlu kill.

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1129338&postcount=88 Gnomon, on Calidus

From a couple threads here. If I had time I'd dig up more, but a quick search is all I was able to do.

calidus

08-19-2010, 12:53 PM

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1112042&postcount=1 Jaeden, on being disarmed by a player.

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1124282&postcount=7 JohnDoe, on the cursed item spree.

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1114041&postcount=19 Nub - while he doesn't specifically say "He killed me," The thread is "post people who have killed you here."

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1115381&postcount=90 JohnDoe, on Mordechai

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1113956&postcount=10 One of many from Necen/BriarFox

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1117327&postcount=212 Spiffy, on Flamer

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1118905&postcount=270 Cookiemonster, on Mordechai
http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1119738&postcount=301 More Cookiemonster
http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1119740&postcount=302 And more
http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1119965&postcount=371 Some more

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1119774&postcount=304 Bhaalizmo, on Katze

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1119853&postcount=324 Some Rogue, on Mordechai

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1119992&postcount=384 RichardCranium, on Mordechai

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1126879&postcount=56 SneakyHobbitses (lolwut) on Mordechai

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1125557&postcount=53 Durfin, on assorted Marlus

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1125938&postcount=223 Bill, on Marlus

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1125955&postcount=232 Buzzofthoughts, on Mordechai

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1128398&postcount=19 Gnomon, on Oblivion

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1128407&postcount=21 Gilrayn, on Mordechai

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1129188&postcount=74 Malvadere, on a silent strike kill during the IMT treaty thing. The next couple posts confirm that it was a Marlu kill.

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1129338&postcount=88 Gnomon, on Calidus

From a couple threads here. If I had time I'd dig up more, but a quick search is all I was able to do.

I already said that I'm sure they exist, but that I haven't seen many. I only clicked a few of those links, but the majority of them weren't even complaining or upset in any way.

For example:

Sloot is working great to avoid picking up cursed stuff from the ground. I was using townsmith earlier tonight to open boxes at the locksmith and ended up with cursed chests in my hand... So, like the picture states: can't get pure potions because my hands are full!

Okay?

Drunken Durfin

08-19-2010, 01:15 PM

Wasting your time arguing with these idiots. Mordie and his spin has brainwashed the weak minded dolts.

BriarFox

08-19-2010, 01:37 PM

I already said that I'm sure they exist, but that I haven't seen many.

I didn't see them doesn't equate to "there aren't many," which is the implication of your statement.

http://www.treehugger.com/see%20hear%20speak.jpg

Portu-guese

08-19-2010, 02:19 PM

They just say whatever makes them feel good about acting the way they do. They have to justify it in some way. Regardless the group is in shambles and there are only 3 left who wholeheartedly back it.

MarluAuctions

08-19-2010, 02:58 PM

They just say whatever makes them feel good about acting the way they do. They have to justify it in some way.

I don't need a grand moral justification to PvP. It's fun, and the worst it is going to do to someone is annoy them. Somehow I'll manage to sleep okay tonight with that on my conscience.

Can we stop acting like PvP is anything more than it is? Let's leave the over-emotional Nerdstone bullshit behind in Prime.

Regardless the group is in shambles and there are only 3 left who wholeheartedly back it.
The group was never not in shambles. Like I said literally a few posts before this, had you bothered to read -- there is no organization or over-arching goals. Just players wanting to PvP.

Necen and Co. gave it all of the other attributes that they could then fight against, which is fine. It was fun for them, just like it's fun for me to PvP.

calidus

08-19-2010, 03:10 PM

I didn't see them doesn't equate to "there aren't many," which is the implication of your statement.

http://www.treehugger.com/see%20hear%20speak.jpg

Direct quote:

I'm sure there are people out there who have been affected first hand by the PvPing and have complained about about it, but I haven't come across any/many complaints from them.

Idiot.

MarluAuctions

08-19-2010, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by calidus
I'm sure there are people out there who have been affected first hand by the PvPing and have complained about about it, but I haven't come across any/many complaints from them.

Originally Posted by BriarFox
I didn't see them doesn't equate to "there aren't many," which is the implication of your statement.

Idiot.

I've come to realize that BriarFox only sees what he wants to see -- your post is an excellent example. Attempting to engage him in rational discussion is a frivolous exercise. Ironically he won't even be able to read this without it getting mind-fucked into something else entirely that only makes sense to him. His megalomania is a sad affair.

Donquix

08-19-2010, 03:21 PM

I don't need a grand moral justification to PvP. It's fun, and the worst it is going to do to someone is annoy them. Somehow I'll manage to sleep okay tonight with that on my conscience.

Can we stop acting like PvP is anything more than it is? Let's leave the over-emotional Nerdstone bullshit behind in Prime.

The group was never not in shambles. Like I said literally a few posts before this, had you bothered to read -- there is no organization or over-arching goals. Just players wanting to PvP.

Necen and Co. gave it all of the other attributes that they could then fight against, which is fine. It was fun for them, just like it's fun for me to PvP.

Except...you weren't PvPing. For the most part you were griefing people 10-20 levels beneath you.

When PvP happened (vanguard) all the sudden you didn't care as much about the game anymore and got more interested in other activities (or anonymous alts, or sitting at a table getting risk-free exp).

This is a common misconception with regards to the meaning of PvP. You don't like PvP...you like being a bully. When the shit got real, you suddenly become aloof and noncommittal to the game. Shocking and unexpected development.

And I can't speak for anyone else, but the truly idiotic thing the lot of you do is the "we're doing it for the good of the game! Someone has to be a villain!" card. No, you aren't. You like pushing people around who can't push back, I (and likely several others) would have much more respect for you if you would just say "i'm an asshole. I like ganking kids that can't realistically fight back" instead of trying the faux martyr card.

MarluAuctions

08-19-2010, 03:36 PM

Except...you weren't PvPing. For the most part you were griefing people 10-20 levels beneath you.

When PvP happened (vanguard) all the sudden you didn't care as much about the game anymore and got more interested in other activities (or anonymous alts, or sitting at a table getting risk-free exp).

This is a common misconception with regards to the meaning of PvP. You don't like PvP...you like being a bully. When the shit got real, you suddenly become aloof and noncommittal to the game. Shocking and unexpected development.

And I can't speak for anyone else, but the truly idiotic thing the lot of you do is the "we're doing it for the good of the game! Someone has to be a villain!" card. No, you aren't. You like pushing people around who can't push back, I (and likely several others) would have much more respect for you if you would just say "i'm an asshole. I like ganking kids that can't realistically fight back" instead of trying the faux martyr card.
Massive reading for comprehension failure on your part. I addressed everything you said in earlier posts, including the one you quoted. You could have saved yourself looking like an asshat and taken 2 minutes to read.

You're hopelessly wrong about everything, and also nerd-raging to boot.

I never said I wanted to play a villain or make the game better. Where did you get that stupid idea from? I just said the PvP was fun for those involved, which it was.

My primary PvP character only died 3 or 4 times to other players, and the vast majority of his kills were non-AFK people at least 10 levels over him who were also engaging in PvP. It never "got real" for me. It got a little boring, and not worth $20 for the account. You're obviously a sideliner who wasn't directly involved but is enjoying a little bandwagon ride. Wheee!

http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt235/cstalli2/nojustupset.jpg

Donquix

08-19-2010, 04:00 PM

It never "got real" for me. It got a little boring, and not worth $20 for the account.

This is a common misconception with regards to the meaning of PvP. You don't like PvP...you like being a bully. When the shit got real, you suddenly become aloof and noncommittal to the game. Shocking and unexpected development.

I'm sorry you lost at shattered.

p.s. i've personally killed you 3 or 4 times...so I have a sneaking suspicion your numbers are slightly off.

http://www.marcofolio.net/images/stories/fun/imagedump/demotivational_posters/reality.jpg

MarluAuctions

08-19-2010, 04:19 PM

i've personally killed you 3 or 4 times

Now I know for a fact you're a sideliner. You would have a blast in Vegas! You could just stand there and pretend like everyone else gambling was really you gambling!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

SpiffyJr

08-19-2010, 04:26 PM

Liagala

08-19-2010, 04:36 PM

Now I know for a fact you're a sideliner. You would have a blast in Vegas! You could just stand there and pretend like everyone else gambling was really you gambling!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I knew that your conscience was seriously lacking. I didn't realize that you were delusional as well. That's one very scary combination.

MarluAuctions

08-19-2010, 04:41 PM

I knew that your conscience was seriously lacking. I didn't realize that you were delusional as well. That's one very scary combination.

Please help me repair my addled mind? I can't remember anyone killing Oblivion more than once except for Tillmen, who got him 3 times while AFK hunting over the course of a few weeks. I also don't remember buying deeds after level 10. Is my delusion so horrible that I've erased the memory of replacing them hundreds of times, as you would like to assert?

Donquix

08-19-2010, 04:42 PM

Now I know for a fact you're a sideliner. You would have a blast in Vegas! You could just stand there and pretend like everyone else gambling was really you gambling!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I did shitty my last time in Vegas, I only won 1200 or so :(

Have fun continuing to not play shattered. I'd be bored too if I was getting manhandled daily :(

Please help me repair my addled mind? I can't remember anyone killing Oblivion more than once except for Tillmen. I also don't remember buying deeds after level 10. Is my delusion so horrible that I've erased the memory of replacing them hundreds of times, as you would like to assert?

Bolded for emphasis (and psychosis)

MarluAuctions

08-19-2010, 04:47 PM

I did shitty my last time in Vegas, I only won 1200 or so :(

Have fun continuing to not play shattered. I'd be bored too if I was getting manhandled daily :(

Bolded for emphasis (and psychosis)
I play Shattered every day.. WTF are you talking about?

Hit me with 3 or 4 undoctored cut-and-pastes of you killing Oblivion and I'll post a video on YouTube of myself eating a giant bowl of shit (unless you're Tillmen).

Donquix

08-19-2010, 04:59 PM

I play Shattered every day.. WTF are you talking about?

It got a little boring, and not worth $20 for the account.

>find obliv

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Hit me with 3 or 4 undoctored cut-and-pastes of you killing Oblivion and I'll post a video on YouTube of myself eating a giant bowl of shit (unless you're Tillmen).

Text is super serial hard to fake. And I don't keep logs, never have. Unless i'm troubleshooting a script I have running overnight, etc.

And in closing...

http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt235/cstalli2/nojustupset.jpg

MarluAuctions

08-19-2010, 05:07 PM

>find obliv

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.
Again, you've failed pathetically at reading previous posts.

Text is super serial hard to fake. And I don't keep logs, never have. Unless i'm troubleshooting a script I have running overnight, etc.
Obviously I'm going to know if you doctored it or not, dipshit. If someone wrecked my shit repeatedly I'd give them props for it -- not try to deny it. They'd also have plastered it all over these forums by now.

You've been asked to produce proof and can't. Keep telling me I'm delusional though while you provide us with the textbook definition.

http://www.singulars.es/imagenes/20081108/YouLose.jpg

Cthulu

08-19-2010, 05:08 PM

hahah, reading these responses is always hilarious to me. It's amazing how hard so many of you take it when your alt gets killed on a pvp friendly server.

Fortybox

08-19-2010, 05:10 PM

hahah, reading these responses is always hilarious to me. It's amazing how hard so many of you take it when your alt gets killed on a pvp friendly server.

Like rerolling? That sounds like a Bad move to make.

::WRITHES::

Donquix

08-19-2010, 05:14 PM

Again, you've failed pathetically at reading previous posts.

>find obliv

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Obviously I'm going to know if you doctored it or not, dipshit.

"YOUR TRIVIAL TO FABRICATE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO VERIFY LOG IS ENTIRELY FALSE BECAUSE I SAID IT IS! HAHAHAH OWNED SIDELINER!"

If someone wrecked my shit repeatedly I'd give them props for it -- not try to deny it.

Obvously not, or we wouldn't be having this dsicussion.

They'd also have plastered it all over these forums by now.

Which brings us back to....

You have an overly inflated and entirely undeserved sense self-worth.

You're just not that special.

Drunken Durfin

08-19-2010, 05:18 PM

Killing someone who is AFK is not PvP, it is just being an ass.

Killing someone who is AFK while you yourself are AFK is being an ass squared.

Cthulu

08-19-2010, 05:18 PM

>find obliv

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

"YOUR TRIVIAL TO FABRICATE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO VERIFY LOG IS ENTIRELY FALSE BECAUSE I SAID IT IS! HAHAHAH OWNED SIDELINER!"

Obvously not, or we wouldn't be having this dsicussion.

Which brings us back to....

You're just not that special.

I don't think you know what the word trivial means :/

SpiffyJr

08-19-2010, 05:19 PM

I play Shattered every day.. WTF are you talking about?

Hit me with 3 or 4 undoctored cut-and-pastes of you killing Oblivion and I'll post a video on YouTube of myself eating a giant bowl of shit (unless you're Tillmen).

>find obliv

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Cthulu

08-19-2010, 05:20 PM

>find obliv

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

He already told you guys he shut that account down. Why would you bother locating?

Donquix

08-19-2010, 05:21 PM

I don't think you know what the word trivial means :/

It's a relative term dependent on a persons aptitude, which is why it might seem like a difficult task to you.

SpiffyJr

08-19-2010, 05:23 PM

He already told you guys he shut that account down. Why would you bother locating?

>find cthulu
There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Cthulu

08-19-2010, 05:25 PM

It's a relative term dependent on a persons aptitude, which is why it might seem like a difficult task to you.

A difficult task? You don't really 'The English' much, do you?

MarluAuctions

08-19-2010, 05:36 PM

Killing someone who is AFK is not PvP, it is just being an ass.

Killing someone who is AFK while you yourself are AFK is being an ass squared.

You forgot one:
Killing someone who is not AFK while you are AFK is heroic.

I only ever considered it PvP when the person I killed was at the computer (such as our group battles around Sol Haven). If I killed someone who was obviously AFK hunting I never bragged about it or felt particularly good about it. I just chalked it up to shit rolling downhill and them living in the valley.

MarluAuctions

08-19-2010, 05:37 PM

>find obliv

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Now try a find on my level 69 main, and not the dumpy sorcerer side project that I never intended to keep active for more than a month or level higher than 15, but who rocked your flippin' world!

Cthulu

08-19-2010, 05:38 PM

You forgot one:
Killing someone who is not AFK while you are AFK is heroic.

I only ever considered it PvP when the person I killed was at the computer (such as our group battles around Sol Haven). If I killed someone who was obviously AFK hunting I never bragged about it or felt particularly good about it. I just chalked it up to shit rolling downhill and them living in the valley.

Keep talking like that and they'll try to locate oblivion again.

Donquix

08-19-2010, 05:49 PM

>find oblivion shakira cthulu bad

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Cephalopod

08-19-2010, 05:54 PM

Keep talking like that and they'll try to locate oblivion again.

This isn't really related, I just wanted a 'shit just got serious' pic...

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/12/19/633967953288632325-DIABEETUS.jpg

THE SUGARLEG!

Liagala

08-19-2010, 06:45 PM

the dumpy sorcerer side project that I never intended to keep active for more than a month or level higher than 15, but who rocked your flippin' world!

You hear someone incanting a dark invocation...
Oblivion suddenly fades into view.
Oblivion gestures.
Oblivion casts into the air above his head and a rip appears in the sky! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
Malevolence is knocked over by the wind!
Malevolence scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
You are knocked over by the wind!
You scramble to keep from being sucked into the void!
Oblivion just went north.
The black void continues to suck the air out of the area!
You are not affected.

The black void has almost sucked all air out of the area!
Air is sucked away from Madmountan!
Debris strikes Madmountan in the leg.
+10 Hits.
Madmountan is stunned!

You are not affected.

You hear someone incanting a dark invocation...

The black void has sucked all air out of the area!
You are not affected.

As soon as the void sucks all the air up around it, it explodes with great fury! Air is pushed out with tremendous force!
Air slams into you!
Strike to your shoulder.
+12 Hits.

>snic
You snicker.
The Oblivion disk suddenly begins spinning end over end, dumping everything inside onto the ground.
You hear someone incanting a dark invocation...
Oblivion suddenly fades into view.
Oblivion gestures.
Oblivion casts into the air above his head and a rip appears in the sky! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Rada along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Rada along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Cthulu along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way!
... 15 points of damage!
Nasty blow to your left hand!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way!
... 10 points of damage!
Light blow to your back.
You are knocked over by the wind!
You scramble to keep from being sucked into the void!
You feel more refreshed.
Oblivion traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
Oblivion gestures at a black void.
Oblivion welds the rip in space together with a flow of essence.
Oblivion gives his disk a flip that sends it spinning end over end before slowly bobbing to a halt by his side.
Oblivion traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
Oblivion gestures.
Oblivion casts into the air above his head and a rip appears in the sky! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
You scramble to keep from being sucked into the void!
PR>stand
...wait 12 seconds.
Oblivion just went north.
PR>stand
...wait 3 seconds.
The ghostly voice of Rada says, "That's not working too well."
The black void continues to suck the air out of the area!
Air is sucked away from Madmountan!
Madmountan's ears pop audibly.
+2 Hits.

You are not affected.
The ghostly voice of Cthulu darkly exclaims, "No kidding!"

The black void has almost sucked all air out of the area!
You are not affected.
You feel at full magical power again.
>laugh void
You laugh at a black void!

The black void has sucked all air out of the area!
You are not affected.

As soon as the void sucks all the air up around it, it explodes with great fury! Air is pushed out with tremendous force!
Air slams into you!
Not even a scratch.

>'The void is just delaying my bringing you into town
You say, "The void is just delaying my bringing you into town."
You hear someone incanting a dark invocation...
>shrug
Oblivion suddenly fades into view.
Oblivion gestures.
Oblivion casts into the air above his head and a rip appears in the sky! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
You are knocked over by the wind!
You scramble to keep from being sucked into the void!
You shrug.
PR>stand
...wait 7 seconds.
Oblivion just went north.
>stand
You stand back up.

The black void continues to suck the air out of the area!
You are not affected.
Oblivion suddenly fades into view.
Oblivion gestures at a black void.
Oblivion welds the rip in space together with a flow of essence.
>snicker void
I could not find what you were referring to.

Oblivion gives his disk a flip that sends it spinning end over end, dumping everything inside onto the ground by his side.
Oblivion traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
Oblivion gestures.
Oblivion casts into the air above his head and a rip appears in the sky! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Cthulu along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Cthulu along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Rada along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Cthulu along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
You are knocked over by the wind!
You scramble to keep from being sucked into the void!
Oblivion just went north.
The air begins to thin rapidly.
You are not affected.
PR>laugh
You laugh out loud!
PR>stand
You stand back up.
Fornicator just came through a large wooden gate.

The ghostly voice of Cthulu darkly says, "Impressive void scrambling."
Fornicator just went north.
The black void continues to suck the air out of the area!
You are not affected.
>'thanks
>grin
You say, "Thanks."
You grin.
The air begins to thin rapidly.
You are not affected.

The ghostly voice of Cthulu darkly says, "Purify air obviously but what else."
You feel more refreshed.
Calidus just arrived.
>'wouldn't you like to know
You say, "Wouldn't you like to know."
The black void has almost sucked all air out of the area!
Air is sucked away from Calidus!
Calidus's ears pop audibly.
+2 Hits.

You are not affected.
Calidus just went south.
Cthulu gives a ghostly chuckle.
The air begins to thin rapidly.
You are not affected.
The ghostly laughter of Cthulu echoes through the room, sending a shiver down your spine.
The black void has sucked all air out of the area!
You are not affected.
Air begins to rush in violently.
Air slams into you!
Not even a scratch.

Madmountan just arrived.
>chortle void
The chaos near the black void makes that impossible!
Madmountan screams with a maniacal bloodlust!

As soon as the void sucks all the air up around it, it explodes with great fury! Air is pushed out with tremendous force!
Air slams into Madmountan!
Strike to Madmountan's shoulder.
His vultite metal breastplate softens the blow.
+12 Hits.

* Madmountan drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Madmountan.
The powerful look leaves Madmountan.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Madmountan.
The deep blue glow leaves Madmountan.
The webs dissolve from around Madmountan.
Madmountan begins to breathe less deeply.
The dim aura fades from around Madmountan.
Madmountan appears less secure.

Air slams into you!
Strike to your shoulder.
+12 Hits.

Yup. Definitely.

SpiffyJr

08-19-2010, 06:51 PM

Now try a find on my level 69 main, and not the dumpy sorcerer side project that I never intended to keep active for more than a month or level higher than 15, but who rocked your flippin' world!

A capped empath isn't as scary as a capped sorcerer.

BriarFox

08-19-2010, 06:53 PM

Or this, on a character probably 10 levels under Oblivion at the time:

[go2]>climb tree
The Oblivion disk suddenly begins spinning end over end, dumping everything inside onto the ground.
>
You hear someone incanting a dark invocation...
>
Oblivion suddenly fades into view.
Oblivion gestures.
Oblivion casts into the air above his head and a rip appears in the sky! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way!
Some glaes chain mail partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Light strike to your chest.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way!
Some glaes chain mail partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Light blow to your right arm.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way!
Some glaes chain mail partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Light strike to your abdomen.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way!
Some glaes chain mail partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 1 point of damage!
Strike hits close to your right eye making you flinch!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way!
Some glaes chain mail partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Light blow to your left leg.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way!
Some glaes chain mail partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Blow connects with your abdomen winding you.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way!
Some glaes chain mail partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Stubs one of the fingers on your right hand.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way!
Some glaes chain mail partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 7 points of damage!
Blow grazes your left leg.
You are knocked over by the wind!
You scramble to keep from being sucked into the void!
!PR>
...wait 10 seconds.
!PR>

Not even stunned.

Liagala

08-19-2010, 07:09 PM

Now try a find on my level 69 main

>find some

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Cthulu

08-19-2010, 07:13 PM

Liagala

08-19-2010, 07:21 PM

>find lia

There are no adventurers questing that match the names specified.

The usage for this command is: find {player1} {player2} ... {player9} and will provide a list of those players present you wish to find provided they are questing.

Lia's level 1, never been played. You know I'm Bacons.

Also, I have to admit that while "Find some" didn't work, I just now tried "find Someone" and it did.

Cthulu

08-19-2010, 08:03 PM

Lia's level 1, never been played. You know I'm Bacons.

Also, I have to admit that while "Find some" didn't work, I just now tried "find Someone" and it did.

Glad you found the absurdity I was trying so subtly to show you :)

Donquix

08-19-2010, 10:38 PM

Glad you found the absurdity I was trying so subtly to show you :)

Because alt character never played is totally the same as main that got run out of the game.

amiritebroski?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__dkHamJGCLI/SrCL4OXTUNI/AAAAAAAAAg4/XSvziWj7qKQ/s400/SouthParkTears.gif

MarluAuctions

08-19-2010, 11:16 PM

Madmountan just arrived.
>chortle void
The chaos near the black void makes that impossible!
Madmountan screams with a maniacal bloodlust!

As soon as the void sucks all the air up around it, it explodes with great fury! Air is pushed out with tremendous force!
Air slams into Madmountan!
Strike to Madmountan's shoulder.
His vultite metal breastplate softens the blow.
+12 Hits.

* Madmountan drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Madmountan.
The powerful look leaves Madmountan.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Madmountan.
The deep blue glow leaves Madmountan.
The webs dissolve from around Madmountan.
Madmountan begins to breathe less deeply.
The dim aura fades from around Madmountan.
Madmountan appears less secure.
That's funny, I hadn't seen it before. He wasn't vaporized though so he died of wounds. You guys must have beat him up a bunch before I got there -- I won't take all the credit. I also once accidentally murdered the fuck out of Cthulu, and another time with Milamber. Unfortunately nobody was around but me to enjoy it.

Gotta break a few bad eggs to make an evil omelet.

I can post a lot of implode logs if you guys want to see a selection of my success stories. Oblivion was in his low or mid 20s when he did most of his killing against 30 and 40-somethings.

A capped empath isn't as scary as a capped sorcerer.
In straight up mass-killing power definitely, but I prefer the ease of leveling, survivability and utility of the empath. 1711 + 240 + 1106 or 1115 is probably all that's going to be needed for him to kill anyone in the game. Not as flashy and no cute "was vaporized" message, but whateva'.

Liagala

08-20-2010, 12:00 AM

That's funny, I hadn't seen it before. He wasn't vaporized though so he died of wounds. You guys must have beat him up a bunch before I got there -- I won't take all the credit.

I did. That was the night that Cthulu offered me a free kill outside West Gate. I took him up on the offer, then Mad showed up out of nowhere and started attacking me, despite Cthulu saying out loud to cut it out. So I returned the favor. You happened to get the last blow in with the void.

MarluAuctions

08-20-2010, 12:03 AM

These are some of my favorite logs. The Vanguard grouped up to hunt me and became the hunted! I was AFK out enjoying life while all this happened, then came back home to a fun .txt log file.

[wander]>go doorway
[Outlands Manor, Exterior]
Weeds grow up between the tiles paving this small courtyard. Broken chairs lie scattered about, and the rusted frame of a once glaes-topped table leans sadly to one side. An empty, modwir door frame leads into the manorhouse, but no sign of the door that once hung there is visible, only splintered gaps in the frame where the hinges were bolted. Just a bit northeast of here stands a well.
Also here: Ifor, Lord Clank, Mofuggah, Bacons, Beelzebub, Lord Necen
Obvious paths: north, northeast, south
>
--- Lich: Bomb active.
--- Lich: wander paused.
--- Lich: starscream paused.
[Bomb]>release
[Bomb]>turn oblivion disk
[Bomb]>prep 720
[Bomb]>cast
You don't have a prepared spell to release!
>
What were you referring to?
>
Mofuggah traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
>
Beelzebub traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
>
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
Ifor is knocked over by the wind!
Ifor scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Clank is knocked over by the wind!
Clank scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Mofuggah is knocked over by the wind!
Mofuggah scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Bacons is knocked over by the wind!
Bacons scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Beelzebub is knocked over by the wind!
Beelzebub scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Necen is knocked over by the wind!
Necen scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
>
[Bomb]>prep 417
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Dispel...
Your spell is ready.
>
[Bomb]>cast void
You gesture at a black void.
You use the flows of essence to seal the tear in space.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[Bomb]>release
[Bomb]>turn oblivion disk
[Bomb]>prep 720
[Bomb]>cast
You don't have a prepared spell to release!
>
You give your disk a flip that sends it spinning end over end, dumping everything inside onto the ground.
>
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Beelzebub along the way!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow breaks neck!

* Beelzebub drops dead at your feet!

The shimmering aura fades from around Beelzebub.
The faint blue glow fades from around Beelzebub's hands.
The layer of stone surrounding Beelzebub crumbles away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Beelzebub.
Beelzebub no longer bristles with energy.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Beelzebub.
Beelzebub appears less secure.
The bright luminescence fades from around Beelzebub.
The deep blue glow leaves Beelzebub.
Beelzebub becomes solid again.
Beelzebub appears somehow different.
Beelzebub begins to breathe less deeply.
The light blue glow leaves Beelzebub.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Beelzebub.
A luminescent aura fades from around Beelzebub.
The powerful look leaves Beelzebub.
The dim aura fades from around Beelzebub.
Beelzebub returns to normal color.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Beelzebub.
Beelzebub seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Beelzebub suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Ifor along the way!
A swirling sonic barrier is overwhelmed by the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow removes Ifor's right forearm at the elbow!
He is stunned!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Bacons along the way!
... 25 points of damage!
Blow to left eye destroys it!
She is stunned!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Bacons along the way!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to right hand breaks it!
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Bacons along the way!
... 30 points of damage!
Hard strike to left arm breaking tendons and bone!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Beelzebub along the way!
Ifor is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Ifor to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.
* Ifor drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Ifor.
The light blue glow leaves Ifor.
Ifor appears less secure.
The powerful look leaves Ifor.
Ifor becomes solid again.
Ifor returns to normal color.
Ifor seems a bit less imposing.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Ifor.
Ifor's sonic barrier dissipates.
Ifor's sonic pike dissipates.
The deep blue glow leaves Ifor.
The bright luminescence fades from around Ifor.
The dim aura fades from around Ifor.
Ifor begins to breathe less deeply.
Clank scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Mofuggah scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Bacons is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Bacons to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.
* Bacons drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant aura fades away from Bacons.
The air calms down around Bacons.
The dim aura fades from around Bacons.
The light blue glow leaves Bacons.
The deep blue glow leaves Bacons.
Bacons appears less secure.
The opalescent aura fades from around Bacons.
Bacons begins to breathe less deeply.
The powerful look leaves Bacons.
The very powerful look leaves Bacons.
The white light leaves Bacons.
Necen scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[Bomb]>prep 417
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Dispel...
Your spell is ready.
>
[Bomb]>cast void
You gesture at a black void.
You use the flows of essence to seal the tear in space.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[Bomb]>release
[Bomb]>turn oblivion disk
[Bomb]>prep 720
[Bomb]>cast
You don't have a prepared spell to release!
>
You give your disk a flip that sends it spinning end over end before slowly bobbing to a halt by your side.
>
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
Clank scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Mofuggah scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Necen scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[Bomb]>prep 417
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Dispel...
Your spell is ready.
>
[Bomb]>cast void
You gesture at a black void.
You use the flows of essence to seal the tear in space.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[Bomb]>release
[Bomb]>turn oblivion disk
[Bomb]>prep 720
[Bomb]>cast
You don't have a prepared spell to release!
>
You give your disk a flip that sends it spinning end over end before slowly bobbing to a halt by your side.
>
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
Clank scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Mofuggah scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Necen scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
--- Lich: wander unpaused.
--- Lich: starscream unpaused.
[Bomb]>release
--- Lich: Bomb has exited.
You don't have a prepared spell to release!
>
[wander]>northeast
[Outlands Manor, Well]
A fieldstone well stands in the middle of the manor yard, sheltered by its own wooden roof. A pulley hangs above the well, but there is no sign of the rope or any bucket.
Obvious paths: southwest
>
[wander]>climb well

[Outlands Manor, Exterior]
Weeds grow up between the tiles paving this small courtyard. Broken chairs lie scattered about, and the rusted frame of a once glaes-topped table leans sadly to one side. An empty, modwir door frame leads into the manorhouse, but no sign of the door that once hung there is visible, only splintered gaps in the frame where the hinges were bolted. Just a bit northeast of here stands a well.
Obvious paths: north, northeast, south

[Outlands Manor, Exterior]
A bed of overgrown rosebushes wraps around the house's northeast corner, lending the area a bright touch with a mix of red, pink and white blossoms. Whatever bedding plants may have shared the space with the rosebushes have not survived, crowded out by the weeds that have taken over most of the manor yard.
Obvious paths: south, west

[Outlands Manor, Exterior]
A trellis sags against the north side of the manor house, reaching to the second floor. The wood of the trellis that is visible appears paintless and dull beneath the night sky, but most of it is shrouded in dried leaves that rattle in the wind that sweeps along the hilltop.
Obvious paths: east, west

Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.

[Outlands Manor, Exterior]
The northwest corner of the manor house wears a brown and green fringe of weeds along its stone foundation, and all of the windows along the north and west walls that can be seen are boarded over. A path of weed-free flagstones runs north to the tower's entrance.
Obvious paths: north, east, south

[Outlands Manor, Courtyard]
Although only three stories tall, the square tower is substantial -- its walls constructed of large stone blocks. Clearly more defensible than the manor house, the tower is crowned with battlements that provide deadly vantage points for its occupants. The grasses and weeds growing between the paving stones have been trodden almost to extinction close by the tower and the half-raised portcullis that once protected its entrance. You also see a dobrem that is lying down and a dobrem that is lying down.
Also here: Mofuggah, Lord Clank, Ifor, Beelzebub, Lord Necen, the body of Malevolence who is lying down
Obvious paths: south, southwest

You don't have a prepared spell to release!
What were you referring to?

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A dobrem grabs hold of the ground to keep from being sucked into the void!
A dobrem grabs hold of the ground to keep from being sucked into the void!
Mofuggah is knocked over by the wind!
Mofuggah scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Clank is knocked over by the wind!
Clank scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Ifor is knocked over by the wind!
Ifor scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Beelzebub is knocked over by the wind!
Beelzebub scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Necen is knocked over by the wind!
Necen scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.

A dobrem shakes her head violently while trying to regain her bearings!
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Dispel...
Your spell is ready.

You gesture at a black void.
You use the flows of essence to seal the tear in space.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You hear a loud *POP* come from Mofuggah's muscles!
Mofuggah simply vanishes from sight!

Ifor exclaims, "Ackh!"

You hear a loud *POP* come from Beelzebub's muscles!
Beelzebub simply vanishes from sight!

You don't have a prepared spell to release!

You give your disk a flip that sends it spinning end over end, dumping everything inside onto the ground.

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.

You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking a dobrem along the way!
... 25 points of damage!
Nice blow to left leg!
The dobrem rolls over and dies.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking a dobrem along the way!
... 15 points of damage!
Blow grazes right arm lightly.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking a dobrem along the way!
... 15 points of damage!
Strike glances off the chest.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking a dobrem along the way!
... 20 points of damage!
Light strike to abdomen.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Ifor along the way!
A swirling sonic barrier is overwhelmed by the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow removes Ifor's left forearm at the elbow!
He is stunned!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Ifor along the way!
A swirling sonic barrier is overwhelmed by the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to abdomen!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking a dobrem along the way!
... 20 points of damage!
Brushing blow to left hand.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking a dobrem along the way!
... 50 points of damage!
Massive blow to chest collapses sternum!
A dobrem is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes a dobrem to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny dobrem bits shower everything.
Quite severely dead.

Clank scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!

Ifor is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Ifor to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.

* Ifor has been vaporized!

* Ifor drops dead at your feet!

Ifor seems hesitant.
Ifor seems slightly different.
For an instant, Ifor's wounds begin to knit, and it looks as though he will successfully cling to life. Then, the reality of death overcomes the influence of Troll's Blood.
The deep blue glow leaves Ifor.
The powerful look leaves Ifor.
Ifor becomes solid again.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Ifor suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Ifor.
Ifor seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around Ifor.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Ifor.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Ifor.
Ifor returns to normal color.
The light blue glow leaves Ifor.
The air about Ifor stops shimmering.
Ifor's sonic pike dissipates.
Ifor appears less secure.
Ifor begins to breathe less deeply.
Ifor's sonic barrier dissipates.
Necen scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

* Ifor just bit the dust!

You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Dispel...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture at a black void.
You use the flows of essence to seal the tear in space.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

MarluAuctions

08-20-2010, 12:10 AM

08-19-2010 05:42 PM Level 69? In your dreams, Jackass!

P>fame all 31

Fame List -- All Players -- Rank 31 to 55
________________________________________________
Rank| Name | Fame |Lvl|G| Race|Prof
------------------------------------------------
31 Someone 5359376 69 M Human Emp

Lol @ u

http://lasnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/69-dude.jpg

SpiffyJr

08-20-2010, 01:04 AM

That's funny, I hadn't seen it before. He wasn't vaporized though so he died of wounds. You guys must have beat him up a bunch before I got there -- I won't take all the credit. I also once accidentally murdered the fuck out of Cthulu, and another time with Milamber. Unfortunately nobody was around but me to enjoy it.

Gotta break a few bad eggs to make an evil omelet.

I can post a lot of implode logs if you guys want to see a selection of my success stories. Oblivion was in his low or mid 20s when he did most of his killing against 30 and 40-somethings.

In straight up mass-killing power definitely, but I prefer the ease of leveling, survivability and utility of the empath. 1711 + 240 + 1106 or 1115 is probably all that's going to be needed for him to kill anyone in the game. Not as flashy and no cute "was vaporized" message, but whateva'.

Anyone not hidden, not invisible, as long as you don't have 703 on, etc... etc.

SpiffyJr

08-20-2010, 01:08 AM

Lol @ u

http://lasnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/69-dude.jpg

Perma-fried empath on a node probably gets 2.1-2.2k / hour with absolutely no risk of dying. Not sure why that guy was so shocked.

Some Rogue

08-20-2010, 01:14 AM

I think the real question here is why do you feel the need to make a new PC account for every character you play and then pretend you're not all the same person?

Tisket

08-20-2010, 02:54 AM

Keep talking like that and they'll try to locate oblivion again.

This made me laugh.

MarluAuctions

08-20-2010, 07:37 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AG4m0gE-AQw/Sc-fB182wQI/AAAAAAAAAmc/dgqwWCdmBgc/s400/crying.baby.jpg
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
I>;bomb
--- Lich: bomb active.
[bomb]>release
[bomb]>turn oblivion disk
[bomb]>prep 720
[bomb]>cast
You don't have a prepared spell to release!
I>
You give your disk a flip that sends it spinning end over end, dumping everything inside onto the ground.
I>
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.
I>
You are visible again.
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking a lesser orc along the way!
... 60 points of damage!
Strike to abdomen ruptures internal organs!
A lesser orc screams one last time and dies.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Jefferydahmer along the way and forcing him into view!
Some deep green faenor-edged leathers partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Blow connects right below right eye!
He is stunned!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, missing a lesser orc along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, missing a lesser orc along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Jefferydahmer along the way!
Some deep green faenor-edged leathers partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 5 points of damage!
Blow grazes right arm lightly.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Jefferydahmer along the way!
Some deep green faenor-edged leathers partially deflects the onslaught of the impact attack.
... 10 points of damage!
Strike to head breaks cheekbone.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, missing a lesser orc along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, missing a lesser orc along the way!
Jefferydahmer is knocked over by the wind!
Jefferydahmer is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Jefferydahmer to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.
* Jefferydahmer drops dead at your feet!

The opalescent aura fades from around Jefferydahmer.
The brilliant aura fades away from Jefferydahmer.
Jefferydahmer appears less confident.
Jefferydahmer appears less secure.
The deep blue glow leaves Jefferydahmer.
Jefferydahmer begins to breathe less deeply.
The air calms down around Jefferydahmer.
The dim aura fades from around Jefferydahmer.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Jefferydahmer suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The very powerful look leaves Jefferydahmer.
The white light leaves Jefferydahmer.
The light blue glow leaves Jefferydahmer.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>

* Jefferydahmer has been vaporized!

* Jefferydahmer just bit the dust!

subzero

08-20-2010, 07:45 AM

Anyone not hidden, not invisible, as long as you don't have 703 on, etc... etc.

You hear someone intoning a short, mystical phrase...

Malevolence suddenly fades into view.
Malevolence gestures.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from Malevolence.
You are buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, but remain standing.
Necromonger is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.

Malevolence just went southwest.

J>pull nec
You pull Necromonger to his feet.

Necromonger's group just went southwest.

[Noman's Land, Cave]
Some crude, oversize reed torches provide a flickering light, which dances off the rough rock walls. The smells of smoke, mud and carrion blend into an unpleasant melange. From somewhere to the south, a low grumble echoes through the cavern. You also see a cyclops and a war hammer.
Also here: Necromonger
Obvious exits: northeast, south

Malevolence suddenly fades into view.
Malevolence gestures at Necromonger.
CS: +192 - TD: +166 + CvA: +20 + d100: +9 - -5 == +60
Warded off!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around Necromonger for a moment, then dissipate.

Malevolence just went south.

J>pre 720
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.

J>cast
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking a cyclops along the way!
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow to left hand crushing it to pulp!
A cyclops is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes a cyclops to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny cyclops bits shower everything.
Quite severely dead.
[You have earned 50 recognition points.]
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Malevolence suddenly fades into view.
Malevolence gestures at you.
CS: +192 - TD: +161 + CvA: +12 + d100: +71 == +114
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around your body as it bursts into flame!
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to left leg burns skin bright red.
... 15 points of damage!
Burst of flames char chest a crispy black.
You are stunned for 1 round!

The flames around you continue to burn!

Malevolence just went south.

The black void has sucked all air out of the area!

The flames surrounding you flare up violently...
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to right arm burns skin bright red.

The flames surrounding you quickly die down.

Lord Madmountan just arrived.
[Roll result: 136 (open d100: 24)]
Madmountan swings his vultite maul at your short sword and connects!
Your short sword is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 9 sec.

Necromonger appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Necromonger gestures into the air.
Nothing happens.

Necromonger appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Necromonger gestures at Madmountan.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Necromonger's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Madmountan!
CS: +162 - TD: +125 + CvA: -18 + d100: +46 - +5 == +60
Warded off!

Necromonger appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Necromonger gestures at Madmountan.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Necromonger's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Madmountan!
CS: +162 - TD: +125 + CvA: -18 + d100: +12 - +5 == +26
Warded off!

[Roll result: 229 (open d100: 92)]
Madmountan feints low, you spot the ruse too late as you twist awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 8 sec.

As soon as the void sucks all the air up around it, it explodes with great fury! Air is pushed out with tremendous force!
Air slams into Madmountan!
Impact causes Madmountan's lungs and heart to explode!
Bits of lung splatter everything.

* Madmountan drops dead at your feet!

Madmountan appears less secure.
The light blue glow leaves Madmountan.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Madmountan.
The deep blue glow leaves Madmountan.
The powerful look leaves Madmountan.
Madmountan seems a bit less imposing.
Madmountan begins to breathe less deeply.
The dim aura fades from around Madmountan.

* Madmountan just bit the dust!

Cthulu just arrived.

Cthulu just went northeast.

JR>get sw
You pick up a short sword.

J>l
[Noman's Land, Cave]
Some crude, oversize reed torches provide a flickering light, which dances off the rough rock walls. The smells of smoke, mud and carrion blend into an unpleasant melange. From somewhere to the south, a low grumble echoes through the cavern.
Also here: the body of Lord Madmountan who is lying down, Necromonger
Obvious exits: northeast, south

J>pre 720
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.

J>cast
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

J>l
[Noman's Land, Cave]
Some crude, oversize reed torches provide a flickering light, which dances off the rough rock walls. The smells of smoke, mud and carrion blend into an unpleasant melange. From somewhere to the south, a low grumble echoes through the cavern. You also see a black void.
Also here: the body of Lord Madmountan who is lying down, Necromonger
Obvious exits: northeast, south

The black void continues to suck the air out of the area!
Air is sucked away from Malevolence!

Necromonger gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Necromonger gestures.
Nothing seems to happen.

The black void has almost sucked all air out of the area!
Air is sucked away from Maldric!

Necromonger's group just went northeast.

[Noman's Land, Cave Mouth]
The ledge here at the mouth of the cave provides a splendid view of the valley below in all its mud-spattered, ill-smelling beauty. The cave entrance itself is at least twenty feet high, and a dank, sickly-sweet smoke wafts from it. To the southwest, a dimly lit passage leads deeper into the hillside. You also see a muddy path leading down the hill.
Also here: Necromonger, a stunned Lord Maldric
Obvious paths: southwest

Necromonger appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Necromonger gestures at Maldric.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Necromonger's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Maldric!
CS: +162 - TD: +181 + CvA: +12 + d100: +80 - -5 == +78
Warded off!

J>417 mal

Lord Maldric just went southwest.

You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Dispel...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture into the air.
Your spell misfires.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Necromonger's group just went southwest.

[Noman's Land, Cave]
Some crude, oversize reed torches provide a flickering light, which dances off the rough rock walls. The smells of smoke, mud and carrion blend into an unpleasant melange. From somewhere to the south, a low grumble echoes through the cavern. You also see a black void.
Also here: Necromonger
Obvious exits: northeast, south

The black void has sucked all air out of the area!

Lord Maldric just arrived.

Lord Maldric just went northeast.

As soon as the void sucks all the air up around it, it explodes with great fury! Air is pushed out with tremendous force!
Air slams into Oblivion!
Blow to Oblivion's side drives bone into his kidneys.
Knocked down!
He dies slowly and painfully!

* Oblivion drops dead at your feet!

Oblivion suddenly fades into view.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Oblivion.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Oblivion's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
Oblivion begins to breathe less deeply.
Oblivion appears less secure.
The bright luminescence fades from around Oblivion.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Oblivion.
The light blue glow leaves Oblivion.

* Oblivion just bit the dust!

The ghostly voice of Oblivion raspily exclaims, "Oh noes!"

J>chu
You chuckle.

You hear someone intoning a phrase of elemental power...

Necromonger gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Necromonger gestures.

Malevolence is discovered by Necromonger!

Malevolence gestures at you.
d100 == 1 FUMBLE!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around you for a moment, then dissipate.

Malevolence just went northeast.

Malevolence just arrived.

Malevolence just went south.

J>pre 720
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.

J>cast
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

J>l
[Noman's Land, Cave]
Some crude, oversize reed torches provide a flickering light, which dances off the rough rock walls. The smells of smoke, mud and carrion blend into an unpleasant melange. From somewhere to the south, a low grumble echoes through the cavern. You also see a black void.
Also here: the body of Oblivion who is lying down, Necromonger
Obvious exits: northeast, south

Necromonger faces you, closes his eyes and begins chanting. Suddenly, a small bolt of energy arcs between the two of you. You gain 14 mana points!

Necromonger opens his eyes, looking slightly drained.

The black void continues to suck the air out of the area!

The black void has almost sucked all air out of the area!

Lord Maldric just arrived.

Lord Maldric just went south.

J>pre 710
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Energy Maelstrom...
Your spell is ready.

J>cast
You gesture.
A stiff breeze begins to swirl around you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

J>l
[Noman's Land, Cave]
Some crude, oversize reed torches provide a flickering light, which dances off the rough rock walls. The smells of smoke, mud and carrion blend into an unpleasant melange. From somewhere to the south, a low grumble echoes through the cavern. You also see a raging tempest and a black void.
Also here: the body of Oblivion who is lying down, Necromonger
Obvious exits: northeast, south

The black void has sucked all air out of the area!
Air is sucked away from Maldric!

* Maldric just bit the dust!

J>lau
You laugh out loud!

The winds swirl and intensify all around you, but you remain safely in the calm at the eye of the storm.

As soon as the void sucks all the air up around it, it explodes with great fury! Air is pushed out with tremendous force!

A vortex of air fills the area, blasting everything in its path, but where you stand the air is still.

J>peer s
You peer south and see ...

[Noman's Land, Cave]
The cavern twists sharply here, curving north and east. The southern wall is covered with a sickly grey fungus, which smells even worse than it looks. Several chunks have been scooped out of it, as if by the hand of a giant.
Also here: the body of Lord Maldric who is lying down
Obvious exits: north, east

Oblivion's body decays into compost.

J>l
[Noman's Land, Cave]
Some crude, oversize reed torches provide a flickering light, which dances off the rough rock walls. The smells of smoke, mud and carrion blend into an unpleasant melange. From somewhere to the south, a low grumble echoes through the cavern. You also see a raging tempest.
Also here: Necromonger
Obvious exits: northeast, south

Large hailstones whip through the area!

Brilliant flashes of lightning surround you!

Necromonger's group just went south.

[Noman's Land, Cave]
The cavern twists sharply here, curving north and east. The southern wall is covered with a sickly grey fungus, which smells even worse than it looks. Several chunks have been scooped out of it, as if by the hand of a giant.
Also here: Necromonger, the body of Lord Maldric who is lying down
Obvious exits: north, east

Necromonger looks over at Maldric and shakes his head.

Necromonger's group just went north.

[Noman's Land, Cave]
Some crude, oversize reed torches provide a flickering light, which dances off the rough rock walls. The smells of smoke, mud and carrion blend into an unpleasant melange. From somewhere to the south, a low grumble echoes through the cavern.
Also here: Necromonger
Obvious exits: northeast, south

Malevolence suddenly fades into view.
Malevolence gestures at you.
CS: +192 - TD: +161 + CvA: +12 + d100: +75 == +118
Warding failed!
Wisps of black smoke swirl around your body as it bursts into flame!
... 20 points of damage!
Nasty burns to abdomen. You shriek in pain!
You are stunned for 3 rounds!
... 25 points of damage!
Flames toast right cornea. Consider an eyepatch.

The flames around you continue to burn!

Malevolence just went south.

Necromonger gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Necromonger gestures at you.
You are no longer stunned.

Necromonger meditates over you.

The flames surrounding you flare up violently...
... 3 points of damage!
Minor burns to left arm. That hurts a bit.

The flames around you continue to burn!

!J>pre 720
The flames surrounding you rise higher with the sudden movement, smothering your willpower.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

!JR>cast
...wait 5 seconds.

With great effort you ignore the flames and focus your eyes, or what's left of them...

[Noman's Land, Cave]
Some crude, oversize reed torches provide a flickering light, which dances off the rough rock walls. The smells of smoke, mud and carrion blend into an unpleasant melange. From somewhere to the south, a low grumble echoes through the cavern.
Also here: Necromonger
Obvious exits: northeast, south

The flames surrounding you flare up violently...
... 10 points of damage!
Burst of flames to chest toasts skin nicely.

The flames surrounding you quickly die down.

!J>stance defens
You are now in a defensive stance.

Necromonger meditates over you.
Necromonger takes your right arm damage.
Dark red droplets seep out of Necromonger's skin and evaporate.

Necromonger meditates over you.
Necromonger takes your left arm damage.

Malevolence just arrived.

Malevolence just went northeast.

Necromonger meditates over you.
Necromonger takes your left leg damage.

Necromonger meditates over you.
Necromonger takes your chest damage.

Necromonger meditates over you.
Necromonger takes your abdomen damage.

Necromonger meditates over you.
Necromonger takes your right eye damage.

J>pre 720
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.

J>cast
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)

Necromonger meditates over you.
Necromonger takes some of your blood loss.

Necromonger appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Necromonger concentrates.
Necromonger looks a lot better.

J>l
[Noman's Land, Cave]
Some crude, oversize reed torches provide a flickering light, which dances off the rough rock walls. The smells of smoke, mud and carrion blend into an unpleasant melange. From somewhere to the south, a low grumble echoes through the cavern. You also see a black void.
Also here: Necromonger
Obvious exits: northeast, south

Necromonger meditates over you.
Necromonger takes all of your blood loss.

Necromonger appears to be focusing his thoughts while chanting softly...
Necromonger concentrates.
Necromonger looks a lot better.

J>peer s
You peer south and see ...

[Noman's Land, Cave]
The cavern twists sharply here, curving north and east. The southern wall is covered with a sickly grey fungus, which smells even worse than it looks. Several chunks have been scooped out of it, as if by the hand of a giant.
Also here: the body of Lord Maldric who is lying down
Obvious exits: north, east

And because he was soooo close to that table...

Bad just arrived.

-- Bad sells some crap

J>706 bad
You gesture at Bad.
CS: +191 - TD: +130 + CvA: +19 + d100: +96 - +20 == +156
Warding failed!
His eyes flash with a searing jolt of light!
He is heavily stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

J>716 bad
You gesture at Bad.
CS: +191 - TD: +130 + CvA: +19 + d100: +27 - +20 == +87
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

J>716 bad
You gesture at Bad.
CS: +191 - TD: +130 + CvA: +19 + d100: +30 - +20 == +90
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

J>713 bad
You gesture at Bad.
CS: +191 - TD: +130 + CvA: +19 + d100: +94 - +20 == +154
Warding failed!
You weave Bad's worst nightmare for him.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

J>716 bad
You gesture at Bad.
CS: +191 - TD: +130 + CvA: +19 + d100: +52 - +20 == +112
Warding failed!
You plant the seed of a vicious disease in Bad.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

J>716 bad
You gesture at Bad.
CS: +191 - TD: +130 + CvA: +19 + d100: +98 - +20 == +158
Warding failed!
That person is already hideously diseased!
Nothing happens.
You plant the seed of a vicious disease in Bad.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Bad's eyes dart around for a moment.

Bad grabs his chest in pain!

Bad is able to move again.

Bad just went out.

* Bad just bit the dust!

You gesture into the air.
Your vision begins to become murky and clouded. You have a sensation of rapidly passing distance. Eventually your sight begins to clear and a vision of Bad's surroundings fills your mind...

[Raging Thrak Inn, Dining Room]
Loud and abusive noises emanate from behind the swinging kitchen doors, much to the laughing delight of some of the customers, and to the chagrin of others. Tapestries hanging from the walls depict soothing idyllic wildlife scenes. Hard wooden tables and chairs are placed evenly, allowing enough space for the cook and wait servants to pass. You also see some inviting tables and a cozy nook.
Also here: the body of Bad who is lying down, Lord Fiddlesticks
Obvious exits: south, southwest
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Some Rogue

08-20-2010, 09:05 AM

* Jefferydahmer has been vaporized!

* Jefferydahmer just bit the dust!

You missed the 20 casts before that where you missed me and then all the times you failed in Solhaven. So grats, you killed me once out of dozens and dozens of tries. You wouldn't have even got me there but I was hanging around dancing on the corpse of someone else I had killed already.

Now go make another alt account.

MarluAuctions

08-20-2010, 10:26 AM

So grats, you killed me once out of dozens and dozens of tries.
Once? Apparently you and I suffer from the same ailment. Where's Lia at to jump in here and tell you that you're delusional? Just post your kills of me to make it even.

>;bomb
--- Lich: bomb active.
[bomb]>release
[bomb]>turn oblivion disk
[bomb]>prep 720
[bomb]>cast
You don't have a prepared spell to release!
I>
You give your disk a flip that sends it spinning end over end, dumping everything inside onto the ground.
I>
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.
I>
You are visible again.
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Katze along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Splat along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Cthulu along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Bacons along the way and forcing her into view!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to left arm breaks it!
She is stunned!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Bacons along the way!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to chest breaking ribs!
Hard to breathe!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Cthulu along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Katze along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Jefferydahmer along the way and forcing him into view!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to right arm breaks it!
He is stunned!
Jefferydahmer is knocked over by the wind!
Jefferydahmer is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Jefferydahmer to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.
* Jefferydahmer drops dead at your feet!

The air calms down around Jefferydahmer.
Jefferydahmer seems a bit less imposing.
The deep blue glow leaves Jefferydahmer.
The very powerful look leaves Jefferydahmer.
The white light leaves Jefferydahmer.
For an instant, Jefferydahmer's wounds begin to knit, and it looks as though he will successfully cling to life. Then, the reality of death overcomes the influence of Troll's Blood.
The brilliant aura fades away from Jefferydahmer.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Jefferydahmer.
The powerful look leaves Jefferydahmer.
The light blue glow leaves Jefferydahmer.
The bright luminescence fades from around Jefferydahmer.
Jefferydahmer appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Jefferydahmer.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Jefferydahmer.
Jefferydahmer appears less confident.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Jefferydahmer suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Bacons is knocked over by the wind!
Bacons is sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes Bacons to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.
* Bacons drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Bacons.
The dim aura fades from around Bacons.
The very powerful look leaves Bacons.
The white light leaves Bacons.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>

MarluAuctions

08-20-2010, 10:30 AM

As soon as the void sucks all the air up around it, it explodes with great fury! Air is pushed out with tremendous force!
Air slams into Oblivion!
Blow to Oblivion's side drives bone into his kidneys.
Knocked down!
He dies slowly and painfully!

* Oblivion drops dead at your feet!

Oblivion suddenly fades into view.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Oblivion.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Oblivion's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
Oblivion begins to breathe less deeply.
Oblivion appears less secure.
The bright luminescence fades from around Oblivion.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Oblivion.
The light blue glow leaves Oblivion.

* Oblivion just bit the dust!

The ghostly voice of Oblivion raspily exclaims, "Oh noes!"

That and Skeletor's accidental kill are the two death logs I hadn't seen yet. Both times I stupidly charged into a room without PEERing nearby to check it out first and died to voids. :hitit:

IorakeWarhammer

08-20-2010, 10:47 AM

post the jaeden death log in dobrems hehe

i think I got you twice after that which is posted in this thread

why isn't oblivion hunting?! i don't get it

calidus

08-20-2010, 10:48 AM

Mornin' thread.

/gets coffee

MarluAuctions

08-20-2010, 11:18 AM

post the jaeden death log in dobrems hehe

i think I got you twice after that which is posted in this thread
Yeah, to the best of my recollection you've got me once or twice while AFK, Pandin did once (maybe twice?) while AFK, Tillmen 3 times while AFK, Necro/Razor once, Skeletor once on accident. Buddy should have but I slammed like a pussy. I think some dude killed me twice randomly before level 10. I may be missing one or two others but that about sums up my ego-shattering ownage that made me quit Gemstone forever.

This was my AFK script killing you:

[Manor House, East Entryway]
Unadorned woodwork surrounds the maoral door that is the eastern entrance to the manor house. Doorways leading to the north and south provide ready access to the manor's laundry and kitchen respectively. A wide corridor runs to the west, with doors leading off of it and the manor's western entryway visible at the far end. The inlaid pattern of the wooden floor has warped and discolored, but the plaster of the walls and ceiling is still intact.
Also here: Jaeden
Obvious exits: north, south, west

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
Jaeden is knocked over by the wind!
Jaeden scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.

You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Dispel...

Your spell is ready.
You gesture at a black void.
You use the flows of essence to seal the tear in space.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You give your disk a flip that sends it spinning end over end, dumping everything inside onto the ground.

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Jaeden along the way!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow breaks neck!

* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
Jaeden seems to lose some dexterity.
The light blue glow leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden seems to lose some internal strength.
The air about Jaeden stops shimmering.
Jaeden seems to lose an aura of confidence.
Jaeden seems a bit less imposing.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Jaeden along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Jaeden along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Jaeden along the way!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
* Jaeden just bit the dust!

Jaeden's body decays into compost.

why isn't oblivion hunting?! i don't get it
I just made him to play with curse, then screwed around with PvP and implosion before the subscription ran out. As fun as sorcerers are, it wasn't worth the extra $20 a month and there were other games I wanted to play with my limited free time.

He may come back some day after I get bored of the empath. Keep your fingers crossed!

Fatsix

08-20-2010, 12:54 PM

bored of the empath? He sits at the table all day....Whole lotta fun there...

SpiffyJr

08-20-2010, 12:58 PM

This was my AFK script killing you:

I don't want to burst your bubble or anything but I could just as easily give Jaeden a spike thorn/nature's fury afk script that would accomplish the same thing. Killing someone afk with a script is most likely faster than you could react if you were at the keyboard - especially if you weren't in roundtime.

Just saying...

RichardCranium

08-20-2010, 01:47 PM

MarluAuctions

08-20-2010, 01:49 PM

I don't want to burst your bubble or anything but I could just as easily give Jaeden a spike thorn/nature's fury afk script that would accomplish the same thing. Killing someone afk with a script is most likely faster than you could react if you were at the keyboard - especially if you weren't in roundtime.

Just saying...

In that log he wasn't AFK. He was in my hunting zone trying to kill me. Anyone could write or run that kind of script.. It's like 5 lines long.

If I was hunting him it would have been from invis with an instant kill (or forced void RT). I never specifically went after anyone in their AFK hunting spots. It would have been boring.

bored of the empath? He sits at the table all day....Whole lotta fun there...
Please share your secret AFK script technology you developed that makes it so much more exciting than mine or anyone elses. The fun part for me is a month and a half away.

Fatsix

08-20-2010, 02:15 PM

The fun part for me is a month and a half away.

Its gonna be fun for us too, you'd be better off staying at the table until you are 3x cap. Even then it wont make a difference either way. Your not as far ahead as you think.

Deathravin

08-20-2010, 05:24 PM

Lol @ u

http://lasnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/69-dude.jpg

1 Maldric 61078511 45 M D-Elf Cle
- 22909588 M Halfl Wiz
2 Jaimaltz 21381058 63 M Sylva Wiz
3 Josef 21151285 55 M Elf Emp
- 20934524 F Halfl Bar
- 20704754 F Dwarf Sor
- 20480679 M Halfl Ran
4 Sheikh 19617652 60 M Elf Bar
- 17105596 M Elf Emp
5 Harry 15579790 55 M Human Wiz
- 14896247 M Sylva Rog
6 Jaeden 14127561 50 M Giant Ran
7 Rada 14009894 48 M D-Elf Sor
8 Afkfapfapfap 13575665 49 M D-Elf Sor
9 Kallisti 12838036 50 F FGnom Cle
10 Failzor 12668950 51 M Elf Bar
11 Duncan 12076827 37 M H-Elf Rog
12 Madmountan 11986492 47 M Giant War
...
31 Someone 5359376 69 M Human Emp

fun fun

IorakeWarhammer

08-20-2010, 05:25 PM

In that log he wasn't AFK. He was in my hunting zone trying to kill me. Anyone could write or run that kind of script.. It's like 5 lines long.

If I was hunting him it would have been from invis with an instant kill (or forced void RT). I never specifically went after anyone in their AFK hunting spots. It would have been boring.

Please share your secret AFK script technology you developed that makes it so much more exciting than mine or anyone elses. The fun part for me is a month and a half away.

that script is much better than doing it manually

but a script doesn't adapt like a human can. awesome job though, its the most owned i've been except for the day House owned me. so you've got the top 2 spots

MarluAuctions

08-20-2010, 06:08 PM

Its gonna be fun for us too, you'd be better off staying at the table until you are 3x cap. Even then it wont make a difference either way. Your not as far ahead as you think.

I'm paying $20 a month hoping and expecting people will come out to fight with me. I don't want to be running around murdering AFK zombies. I'm not as easily amused as Jaeden or Bloodninja -- it would be satisfying for about a day, if that.

I didn't think I was very far ahead at all. In fact I'm pretty sure I'm not even the highest level at the moment.

It's gonna be Empath Wars though for a while until people catch up..

IorakeWarhammer

08-20-2010, 06:43 PM

hey man you certainly weren't an afk zombie that day ;p

in fact it IS more fun when people have a combat script up to tussle with me when i come for them..

Fatsix

08-20-2010, 07:01 PM

I'm paying $20 a month hoping and expecting people will come out to fight with me. I don't want to be running around murdering AFK zombies. I'm not as easily amused as Jaeden or Bloodninja -- it would be satisfying for about a day, if that.

I didn't think I was very far ahead at all. In fact I'm pretty sure I'm not even the highest level at the moment.

It's gonna be Empath Wars though for a while until people catch up..

You don't have to cap to find out. The area right outside your table is fine, stop sancting it. Go hunt or something, you'd be pleasantly surprised how many people don't like table healers/rezzers.

IorakeWarhammer

08-20-2010, 09:20 PM

yeah that sanct in thrak inn has saved countless lives.. and countless silvers for me hehe

MarluAuctions

08-21-2010, 06:19 AM

you'd be pleasantly surprised how many people don't like table healers/rezzers.
What really pisses me off is those fucks who kill creatures to gain experience! It makes me so mad I just want to kill them! And whine about it incessantly post after post on a forum!

IorakeWarhammer

08-21-2010, 08:12 AM

i dont mind them but its kinda cheap they get a free ride and then can wtfpwn once they step out

Deathravin

08-21-2010, 08:42 AM

It's not their fault. Who wouldn't exploit it if they could (well I wouldn't and don't, 2 empaths both of them hunting - but I see the lure and it's probably more out of laziness that I don't).

I don't blame the players at all. It's like blaming somebody for using your unsecured wifi. Blame Simu for not tying off that loophole to begin with. This isn't a new issue, and any solution to a coding problem that involves having a human swing a ban hammer at the player is absolutely the incorrect solution.

These aren't difficult problems, coding wise. Let's call a spade a spade here; Simu is just too small of a company with too few (if any) decent coders. As such, Gemstone is a patchwork quilt of coding mediocrity with loopholes galore.

IorakeWarhammer

08-21-2010, 10:43 AM

actually they make more money if they allow it so why would they stop it

Deathravin

08-21-2010, 11:22 AM

I haven't seen an action by Simu in at least 10 years that would lead me to believe that they're interested in making money off of Gemstone or that they make decisions toward that regard.

In fact, Shattered itself seems more like a 'why the fuck not?' decision than a monetary decision.

IorakeWarhammer

08-21-2010, 02:19 PM

i wonder why? they obviously have a very loyal player base. the game is addicting. i wonder what gives over there. bad management or just anticipation that a text game will eventually die?

Urinal Poops

08-21-2010, 02:55 PM

IorakeWarhammer

08-21-2010, 03:05 PM

i see it kind of like an island game of starcraft. a complete newb (the Marlus) got a 10 minute head start, dropped a few incoherent units which did little damage, and then the other player came back and micro'd the hell out of them until they pulled the plug

Cthulu

08-21-2010, 06:29 PM

MarluAuctions

08-22-2010, 02:36 AM

Okay, you guys twisted my arm into leaving the table. Thought I'd celebrate my High Lord title by spilling the blood of Necen's new buddy.

They just say whatever makes them feel good about acting the way they do. They have to justify it in some way. Regardless the group is in shambles and there are only 3 left who wholeheartedly back it.

I>
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
You are visible again.
You channel at Portu.
You concentrate intently on Portu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Portu!
CS: +X,XXX - TD: +91 + CvA: -7 + d100: +30 - +5 == +X,XXX
Warding failed!
Portu shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Portu is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 60 points of damage!
Blow to chest frees a rib to spear a lung and heart!
He is stunned!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to chest breaking ribs!
Hard to breathe!

* Portu drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Portu.
The faint blue glow fades from around Portu's hands.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Portu suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The shimmering aura fades from around Portu.
Portu seems a bit less imposing.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Portu.
The bright luminescence fades from around Portu.
Portu becomes solid again.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

I wonder how I'll manage to justify this atrocity!

Donquix

08-22-2010, 02:42 AM

Okay, you guys twisted my arm into leaving the table. Thought I'd celebrate my High Lord title by spilling the blood of Necen's new buddy.

I>
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
You are visible again.
You channel at Portu.
You concentrate intently on Portu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Portu!
CS: +X,XXX - TD: +91 + CvA: -7 + d100: +30 - +5 == +X,XXX
Warding failed!
Portu shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Portu is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 60 points of damage!
Blow to chest frees a rib to spear a lung and heart!
He is stunned!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to chest breaking ribs!
Hard to breathe!

* Portu drops dead at your feet!

The silvery luminescence fades from around Portu.
The faint blue glow fades from around Portu's hands.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Portu suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The shimmering aura fades from around Portu.
Portu seems a bit less imposing.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Portu.
The bright luminescence fades from around Portu.
Portu becomes solid again.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

I wonder how I'll manage to justify this atrocity!

I'm guessing by going back to the table for another few months until you cap.

Coming out, killing 1 or 2 people, then dying a bunch, deciding you're done with the game now that you've capped and finally canceling/selling out.

What a wild ride it will be.

MarluAuctions

08-22-2010, 03:03 AM

I'm guessing by going back to the table for another few months until you cap.

Coming out, killing 1 or 2 people, then dying a bunch, deciding you're done with the game now that you've capped and finally canceling/selling out.

What a wild ride it will be.

Probably something like that. It will be fun to see ways people figure out how to kill me. I don't sit around drooling over my kills like Jefferydahmer waiting to get imploded.

MarluAuctions

08-22-2010, 03:38 AM

Oh sweet. I can sleep well tonight now.

[Bonespear Tower, Stairwell]
The stairs continue both upward and downward from this vantage, but a flickering light down one passage invites those with courage to step out of the narrow stairwell. The air is very stale, but while the scent is unpleasant, it is still breathable.
Obvious exits: east, south, up, down
I>
Necen just strode in.
I>
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Wither...
Your spell is ready.
You are visible again.
You channel at Necen.
The replenishing effect fades, but you are left with a feeling of wellbeing.
Your mental command surges outward, echoing your need to the stray spirits nearby...
CS: +X,XXX - TD: +295 + CvA: +12 + d100: +67 - -5 == +X,XXX
Warding failed!
A nebulous haze shimmers into view around Necen, plunging inward to envelop his left hand!
... 1 point of damage!
Patches of flesh removed from left hand.
... 1 point of damage!
Patches of flesh removed from left hand.
... 20 points of damage!
Light blast to left hand drills a hole straight through palm, just large enough to hold that spare wand.
He is stunned!
Cloudy tendrils writhe throughout Necen's form, ravaging him for 26 points of damage!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Abruptly, you sense the attention of your spirit slayer focus upon Necen. The pattern of your spell is wrested away from you as the mote of white light flares with blinding brilliance.

The force of your spirit slayer's power warps the air as it surges toward Necen!
CS: +XX,XXX - TD: +295 + CvA: +12 + d100: +41 - -5 == +XX,XXX
Warding failed!
A nebulous haze shimmers into view around Necen, plunging inward to envelop his right leg!
... 5 points of damage!
Surface of right leg etched to little effect.
... 5 points of damage!
Surface of right leg etched to little effect.
... 20 points of damage!
Large portions of right thigh removed in a flash!
Necen screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
Cloudy tendrils writhe throughout Necen's form, ravaging him for 38 points of damage!

The force of your spirit slayer's power warps the air as it surges toward Necen!
CS: +XX,XXX - TD: +295 + CvA: +12 + d100: +95 - -5 == +XX,XXX
Warding failed!
A nebulous haze shimmers into view around Necen, plunging inward to envelop his right arm!
... 5 points of damage!
Unpleasant wound to right arm!
... 10 points of damage!
Small patches of right forearm disappear into red mist.
... 40 points of damage!
Right arm strike strips flesh and muscle down to the bone which quickly cracks off at the torso!

* Necen drops dead at your feet!

For an instant, Necen's wounds begin to knit, and it looks as though he will successfully cling to life. Then, the reality of death overcomes the influence of Troll's Blood.
The air calms down around Necen.
The dim aura fades from around Necen.
The deep blue glow leaves Necen.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Necen and fade.
The white light leaves Necen.
The very powerful look leaves Necen.
The powerful look leaves Necen.
Necen appears less secure.
Necen begins to breathe less deeply.
The air shivers about Necen, glistening faintly before stilling to normalcy.
The brilliant aura fades away from Necen.
Necen appears less confident.
The opalescent aura fades from around Necen.
The shimmering aura fades from around Necen.
The light blue glow leaves Necen.

The Necen disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>l
[Bonespear Tower, Stairwell]
The stairs continue both upward and downward from this vantage, but a flickering light down one passage invites those with courage to step out of the narrow stairwell. The air is very stale, but while the scent is unpleasant, it is still breathable.
Also here: the body of Necen who is lying down
Obvious exits: east, south, up, down

MarluAuctions

08-22-2010, 03:57 AM

Hey wtg on your four digit CS. I look forward to Necen or Portu posting the real number, just for giggles.

I was just trying to spice things up with a little mystery! It reads like a good novel.

Portu-guese

08-22-2010, 04:00 AM

330 is the real number.....and some extra fluff

[Shattered]-You: "Kinda wierd that Someone starts picking on you, and you keep getting kicked out of the game when he enters the room with your body when you aren't having any connection issues. And all of your other characters are fine."

[Shattered]-GSF:Someone: "I hacked the Gibson!"

2 seconds later this:

--- Lich: group_ajar has exited.

--- Lich: uberbar has exited.
--- Lich: calcredux has exited.
--- Lich: lnet has exited.
--- Lich: infomon has exited.

*
* Connection to the game has been lost. You will need to login again to continue playing.
*

Anytime I log in, it is disconnected within 60 seconds. Yet my other toons are completely fine and happily hunting all the while. Just Portu gets DCed EVERY TIME he logs in.

MarluAuctions

08-22-2010, 04:03 AM

It's because you were dead and didn't do SET DEATH OFF to toggle off the death logout timer.

Also, is it just me, or does Wither suck compared to Bone Shatter? I'll have to run a series of experiments on Necen to test the results. Anyone want to be Control Group B and C?

http://sharp.sefora.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/scientist.jpg

Portu-guese

08-22-2010, 04:07 AM

Actually everything is set to keep me logged in..

Drunken Durfin

08-22-2010, 07:54 AM

Same here. I've never been able to figure out why it happens to just one of my characters even though they all have the say settings.

Main:
put look
PAUSE 15
goto Main

Deathravin

08-22-2010, 08:20 AM

Hey wtg on your four digit CS. I look forward to Necen or Portu posting the real number, just for giggles.

It's +313 (i'm not Necen or Portu - just taking a completely random shot in the dark)

Some Rogue

08-22-2010, 09:48 AM

I don't sit around drooling over my kills like Jefferydahmer waiting to get imploded.

Umad?

I'm so confused now. Why didn't you post this on Monotonous? Who is MarluAuctions? Who is Townkiller? OMG, HALP!

Deathravin

08-22-2010, 10:35 AM

I'd love to see some Mordechai vs IW Startcraft II replays... I'd even commentate and throw them up on YT. Really any Marlu vs Vanguard games I'd love to see.

Cthulu

08-22-2010, 10:35 AM

Actually everything is set to keep me logged in..

welcome to gemstone

IorakeWarhammer

08-22-2010, 11:25 AM

watching SC replays nonstop at work preparing for that fateful day

Portu-guese

08-22-2010, 12:10 PM

When I say "everything is set to keep me logged in" I mean I was not afk...I was sitting at the computer typing.

MarluAuctions

08-22-2010, 12:54 PM

Okay. You guys showed me the error of my ways. I was being a non-contributing AFK zombie shut-in. I renounce my old ways, and begin a new one!

A pulse of pearlescent energy ripples from your spirit slayer toward Roflcopter!
CS: +363 - TD: +257 + CvA: +14 + d100: +41 - -5 == +166
Warding failed!
Roflcopter shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Roflcopter is smashed for 50 points of damage!

* Roflcopter drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Roflcopter.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Roflcopter begins to falter, then completely fades away.
The bright luminescence fades from around Roflcopter.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Roflcopter suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The light blue glow leaves Roflcopter.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Roflcopter.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Roflcopter.
Roflcopter becomes solid again.
Roflcopter seems to lose some dexterity.
The powerful look leaves Roflcopter.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Roflcopter.
Roflcopter glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Roflcopter seems a bit less imposing.
Roflcopter no longer bristles with energy.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Roflcopter.
R>
You exclaim, "Renounce the Vanguard!"

A pulse of pearlescent energy ripples from your spirit slayer toward Jaeden!
CS: +363 - TD: +225 + CvA: +12 + d100: +100 - +5 == +245
Warding failed!
Jaeden shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Jaeden is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 45 points of damage!
Impact removes the left hand in a spray of red mist!
... 40 points of damage!
Blow removes Jaeden's right hand neatly!

* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!

The air about Jaeden stops shimmering.
Jaeden is no longer moving so silently.
Jaeden seems to lose an aura of confidence.
Jaeden loses a thorny barrier.
Jaeden seems to lose some dexterity.
The light blue glow leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden seems to lose some internal strength.
The powerful look leaves Jaeden.
The deep blue glow leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden returns to normal color.
Jaeden appears less powerful.
R>
You exclaim, "Renounce the Vanguard!"

A pulse of pearlescent energy ripples from your spirit slayer toward Pandin!
The dull golden nimbus surrounding Pandin suddenly begins to glow brightly.
CS: +363 - TD: +262 + CvA: -8 + d100: +57 == +150
Warding failed!
Pandin shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Pandin is smashed for 50 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Light blow to left arm.

* Pandin drops dead at your feet!

Pandin seems to lose an aura of confidence.
Pandin seems to lose some internal strength.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Pandin.
Pandin appears less secure.
Pandin returns to normal color.
Pandin begins to breathe less deeply.
The very powerful look leaves Pandin.
The white light leaves Pandin.
Pandin becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The powerful look leaves Pandin.
Pandin seems a bit less imposing.
The bright luminescence fades from around Pandin.
The deep blue glow leaves Pandin.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Pandin.
The faint blue glow fades from around Pandin's hands.
Pandin loses a thorny barrier.
The shimmering aura fades from around Pandin.
Pandin appears less powerful.
Pandin seems to lose some dexterity.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Pandin.
The light blue glow leaves Pandin.
Pandin is no longer moving so silently.
The air about Pandin stops shimmering.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Pandin suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The dim aura fades from around Pandin.
R>
You exclaim, "Renounce the Vanguard!"

A pulse of pearlescent energy ripples from your spirit slayer toward Bloodninja!
CS: +363 - TD: +256 + CvA: +12 + d100: +71 - +5 == +185
Warding failed!
Bloodninja shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Bloodninja is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to back!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to back!
R>
[slam]>incant 1106
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
You channel at Bloodninja.
You concentrate intently on Bloodninja, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Bloodninja!
CS: +330 - TD: +256 + CvA: +12 + d100: +52 - +5 == +133
Warding failed!
Bloodninja shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Bloodninja is smashed for 43 points of damage!

* Bloodninja drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Bloodninja.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Bloodninja and fade.
Bloodninja seems a bit less imposing.
The light blue glow leaves Bloodninja.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Bloodninja.
The layer of stone surrounding Bloodninja crumbles away.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Bloodninja suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Bloodninja appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Bloodninja.
The bright luminescence fades from around Bloodninja.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Bloodninja.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Bloodninja.
A luminescent aura fades from around Bloodninja.
Bloodninja becomes solid again.
Bloodninja seems to lose some dexterity.
The powerful look leaves Bloodninja.
Bloodninja begins to breathe less deeply.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Bloodninja.
Bloodninja appears somehow different.
Bloodninja becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The air about Bloodninja stops shimmering.
The translucent sphere fades from around Bloodninja.
Bloodninja glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
You exclaim, "Renounce the Vanguard!"

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
You are visible again.
You channel at Dresden.
You concentrate intently on Dresden, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Dresden!
CS: +330 - TD: +238 + CvA: +14 + d100: +72 - -5 == +183
Warding failed!
Dresden shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Dresden is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Massive blow to left eye sending bone back into the brain!

* Dresden drops dead at your feet!

The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Dresden.
Dresden glances around, looking a bit less confident.
Dresden becomes solid again.
Dresden no longer bristles with energy.
The layer of stone surrounding Dresden crumbles away.
Dresden seems a bit less imposing.
Dresden appears somehow different.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Dresden.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Dresden suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Dresden.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Dresden.
The bright luminescence fades from around Dresden.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
You exclaim, "Renounce the Vanguard!"

A pulse of pearlescent energy ripples from your spirit slayer toward Bloodninja!
CS: +363 - TD: +256 + CvA: +12 + d100: +88 - +5 == +202
Warding failed!
Bloodninja shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop her body.
Bloodninja is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 60 points of damage!
Blow to chest frees a rib to spear a lung and heart!
She is stunned!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow breaks neck!

* Bloodninja drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Bloodninja.
Bloodninja begins to breathe less deeply.
Bloodninja seems a bit less imposing.
Bloodninja becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
A luminescent aura fades from around Bloodninja.
The layer of stone surrounding Bloodninja crumbles away.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Bloodninja suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Bloodninja appears somehow different.
Bloodninja glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The deep blue glow leaves Bloodninja.
Deep blue motes swirl away from Bloodninja and fade.
Bloodninja appears less secure.
The bright luminescence fades from around Bloodninja.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Bloodninja.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Bloodninja.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Bloodninja.
The light blue glow leaves Bloodninja.
Bloodninja becomes solid again.
The dim aura fades from around Bloodninja.
The powerful look leaves Bloodninja.
The translucent sphere fades from around Bloodninja.
R>
You exclaim, "Renounce the Vanguard!"

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
You channel at Locksmith.
You concentrate intently on Locksmith, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Locksmith!
CS: +330 - TD: +286 + CvA: +2 + d100: +83 - -5 == +134
Warding failed!
Locksmith shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Locksmith is smashed for 44 points of damage!

* Locksmith drops dead at your feet!

The faint blue glow fades from around Locksmith's hands.
The dim aura fades from around Locksmith.
Locksmith becomes solid again.
Locksmith seems to lose some dexterity.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Locksmith begins to falter, then completely fades away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Locksmith.
Locksmith appears less secure.
The bright luminescence fades from around Locksmith.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Locksmith suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Locksmith returns to normal color.
The deep blue glow leaves Locksmith.
Locksmith begins to breathe less deeply.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Locksmith.
The light blue glow leaves Locksmith.
Locksmith seems a bit less imposing.
The powerful look leaves Locksmith.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
You exclaim, "Renounce the Vanguard!"

A pulse of pearlescent energy ripples from your spirit slayer toward Josef!
CS: +363 - TD: +323 + CvA: +12 + d100: +94 - -5 == +151
Warding failed!
Josef shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Josef is smashed for 50 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Hard strike to right arm breaking tendons and bone!

* Josef drops dead at your feet!

The opalescent aura fades from around Josef.
The light blue glow leaves Josef.
For an instant, Josef's wounds begin to knit, and it looks as though he will successfully cling to life. Then, the reality of death overcomes the influence of Troll's Blood.
The very powerful look leaves Josef.
The white light leaves Josef.
The deep blue glow leaves Josef.
The powerful look leaves Josef.
The dim aura fades from around Josef.
The air calms down around Josef.
R>
You exclaim, "Renounce the Vanguard!"

A pulse of pearlescent energy ripples from your spirit slayer toward Somebody!
CS: +363 - TD: +253 + CvA: +14 + d100: +74 - -5 == +203
Warding failed!
Somebody shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Somebody is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to Somebody's back causes him to cry out in pain!

* Somebody drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Somebody.
Somebody appears somehow different.
Somebody glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The layer of stone surrounding Somebody crumbles away.
The dim aura fades from around Somebody.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Somebody.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Somebody suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Somebody.
Somebody appears to lose some internal strength.
The powerful look leaves Somebody.
Somebody becomes solid again.
The bright luminescence fades from around Somebody.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Somebody.
Somebody just arrived. Wait, wasn't he here already?
Somebody seems a bit less imposing.
The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Somebody.
Somebody no longer bristles with energy.
Somebody appears less secure.
The deep blue glow leaves Somebody.
R>
You exclaim, "Renounce the Vanguard!"