clips of you killing Mordechai (Mordie) / the special ed Marlu clan

[Khariz]

The best part about Calidus's demand for facts is that it's mostly hypocritical. He did post a few in this thread for once. In general, though, the Marlus are the ones just making the baseless assertions.

And 100k, please!

When you refute his argument you can have 100k. You haven't. You posted a bunch of silly crap.

Go back to what I said about this pages back:


Really?

Two examples of how slamming = win (even though I don't personally believe in it):

1. You come back one hour later to find that your character auto-slammed when someone attacked you. You log in, nobody is there, you run to town and get healed and resume hunting. Whether you would have died while AFK or not, you still lost the hour. Now you didn't lose the hour PLUS get deaths sting for N number of hours afterward (or lose any silvers or additional time losing the death's sting).

2. This one is pretty common too: You are at the keyboard or generally aware within a few minutes that you slammed to avoid death, whether via script or manually. You let your clan know, via alt or AIM that you were just attached in room 5478. The whole clan runs out to the room, kills the idiot that just tried and failed to kill you, heals you, and you are about your merry way.

Your rebuttal assumes that the slammer doesn't have access to log back in. That's a horrible premise from which to start your rebuttal. Between VPNs, Phones, Logmein.com, etc. its really not hard to get logged back into the game.

The point is that Slamming *almost always* results in less exp loss than death. Whether you die and your script slams you, or you slam before dying, you are logged out the same amount of time, which is until you can log back in. Add in the penalties and inconvenience costs of dying, and slamming is almost always better.

Your rebuttal is "well I can think of an exception to the rule". A. You really didn't. Slamming still provides less overall loss even in most of your scenarios. B. Coming up with an exception to the rule (meaning that 1% of the time the rule isn't true) is not "defeating Monotonous' logic." You haven't earned the 100k.

Here's what just happened, to make it more clear. Monotonous said, "Here in the United States the sun appears to rise and set every day. I'll give you 100k if you can prove me wrong." You responded with "LAWLZ, I live in Alaska, you are wrong. 100k plz."

No. Can you come up with a convoluted set of facts that includes group rescue, chrism, using a hunting script that doesn't slam on death, the person has no access to log back into the game all day, etc. where death is preferable slamming? Sure. Did you refute Monotonous' logic? No.

[Monotonous]

We're talking about total experience gain, and in this scenario, we're assuming the person is AFK:

Death: A person who dies and gets rescued by their group suffers no penalties other than the CON hit for a normal death. The group may even have a chrism. Said person goes back to hunting after recovery. Total experience and time lost ~30 min.

Slam: Person slams and stays logged out until person gets home from work, etc. Total time and experience lost varies between 5 minutes and 8 hours.

Slamming is better when you're going after AFK people. Death and a slam is even better. If the person is ATK, then a death is better. If the person is not being rescued by a group, then a death is better.

I think we're generally in agreement, but you're making a stretch to try to claim my spectacular 100k prize! I'm just talking straight AFK Slammed Alive vs AFK Slammed Dead which is what the vast majority of situations are going to be.

AFK Slammed Alive requires no chrisms, no support groups, no nothing other than just logging back in.

AFK Slammed Dead requires chrisms, priestess flasks and/or support groups, with the added negative of downtime from stat recovery and loss of brain xp.

If you feel differently, then why do you try to slam your character before he dies? Why not wait until after he was dead if it's more beneficial?

I keep my 100k!!

[Fortybox]

When you refute his argument you can have 100k. You haven't. You posted a bunch of silly crap.

Go back to what I said about this pages back:



Your rebuttal assumes that the slammer doesn't have access to log back in. That's a horrible premise from which to start your rebuttal. Between VPNs, Phones, Logmein.com, etc. its really not hard to get logged back into the game.

The point is that Slamming *almost always* results in less exp loss than death. Whether you die and your script slams you, or you slam before dying, you are logged out the same amount of time, which is until you can log back in. Add in the penalties and inconvenience costs of dying, and slamming is almost always better.

Your rebuttal is "well I can think of an exception to the rule". A. You really didn't. Slamming still provides less overall loss even in most of your scenarios. B. Coming up with an exception to the rule (meaning that 1% of the time the rule isn't true) is not "defeating Monotonous' logic." You haven't earned the 100k.

Here's what just happened, to make it more clear. Monotonous said, "Here in the United States the sun appears to rise and set every day. I'll give you 100k if you can prove me wrong." You responded with "LAWLZ, I live in Alaska, you are wrong. 100k plz."

No. Can you come up with a convoluted set of facts that includes group rescue, chrism, using a hunting script that doesn't slam on death, the person has no access to log back into the game all day, etc. where death is preferable slamming? Sure. Did you refute Monotonous' logic? No.

Lawyers are evil.

[AnticorRifling]

Did you factor in the fact that slamming = being a bitch?

[Monotonous]

Did you factor in the fact that slamming = being a bitch?

Shit! I didn't calculate in the You're-Being-a-Bitch factor!

I retract all previous statements.

[Rinualdo]

Pocket cleric getting exp raising dead person, empath getting exp from healing.

[Fortybox]

Did you factor in the fact that slamming = being a bitch?

Yeah we do have to factor that in our analysis. My theory is that the hotdog begins to shrink and fold in, producing a Jennifer Lopez flavored taco. I need to do more analysis on the Hurrr and Durrr quotients to see if the HurrrDurrr ratio is appropriate though.

[Khariz]

All I can think about right now is: God damn popples are the win.

[HelloKitty]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/15442/951437-71io6_super.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

I had to look it up and it scares me that you know what a popple and it's twice as scary that you're thinking about them...ever.

[Khariz]

I had to look it up and it scares me that you know what a popple and it's twice as scary that you're thinking about them...ever.

Forty has them as his avatar! I had an orange one and my sister had a pink one. You can turn them inside out! And make them roll up into a ball! And they have fluffy balls on the end of their tails!

[BriarFox]

Khariz's post

I think I've made my argument pretty clear. In many scenarios, yes, a death is better than a slam, but in one rather large exception, a slam is better than a death, and that's when the person is AFK and doesn't have access to the game and their corpse would be rescued by their group. Just because you do have access, that doesn't mean that it's common. Even in your case, you've claimed that you check every couple of hours. 2 hours of lost experience is better than 30 minutes of lost experience. So, the exception is not "a bunch of silly crap;" it's an important qualification. Without it, the initial argument is flawed. In general, though, yes, a death is better than a slam, or a death and slam is better than just a slam.

[BriarFox]

If you feel differently, then why do you try to slam your character before he dies? Why not wait until after he was dead if it's more beneficial?

Because I'm at the keyboard, of course.

[Fortybox]

I had to look it up and it scares me that you know what a popple and it's twice as scary that you're thinking about them...ever.

Here you go Anticor. Not my fault if the song gets stuck in your head. Try to counteract it with Banana Phone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYPTdWi3yBI

[AnticorRifling]

I've got avatars turned off at work and can't see youtube here either. If by some weird chance I get on the boards at home and remember I'll check it out.

[Khariz]

I think I've made my argument pretty clear. In many scenarios, yes, a death is better than a slam, but in one rather large exception, a slam is better than a death, and that's when the person is AFK and doesn't have access to the game. Just because you do, that doesn't mean that it's common. Even in your case, you've claimed that you check every couple of hours. 2 hours of lost experience is better than 30 minutes of lost experience. So, the exception is not "a bunch of silly crap;" it's an important qualification. Without it, the initial argument is flawed.

At this point, we're just arguing over the semantics of "soundly defeat."

Um. No.

You still don't get it. If you don't have access to the game, a slam and a death are the same thing. That whole line of reasoning is moot. To make my point, I'm going to make up some statistics here:

90%+ of the people playing Shattered use Lich

90%+ of the people who have Lich use Starscream or Bigshot when AFK hunting

At least 75% of the people that use Starscream or Bigshot EITHER have it log them out upon death, or usually die without being rescued (or have their group closed, etc) and lie there motionless at the altar after they decay until they either log back in, or put eyes on the computer and notice they are at the alter.

Plug whatever numbers you want into the above. Not being able to log into the game has no appreciable effect over experience loss whether its a slam or death. Either way the guy isn't logging back in. Had you KILLED him, he would both have lost all that time AND need a rez AND have to pay/wait off sting AND spell back up, ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC.

Again, almost always, Slamming is a win on the EXP front. The "not being able to log back in" thing is generally a distraction from the issue.

[Monotonous]

If you feel differently, then why do you try to slam your character before he dies? Why not wait until after he was dead if it's more beneficial?
Because I'm at the keyboard, of course.

Okay, I'll restate that since my point got lost.

Why would anyone AFK slam while alive if it was worse than AFK slamming while dead?

I think we all just need to own up that making someone slam isn't as good as killing them. Anyone counting those as kills is being a scrub and needs to improve their one-shot game.

[IorakeWarhammer]

yeah it's all about the 1 shot kill these days

i'm wondering - does insect swarm kill? and also - would it come back if the person logged out?!

TESTING TIME!

[Monotonous]

yeah it's all about the 1 shot kill these days
Even Jaeden agrees with me. He got most of his posted kills from one-shots, which is manly and heroic. Bragging about making someone type exit is weak and womanly.

[Fortybox]

Even Jaeden agrees with me. He got most of his posted kills from one-shots, which is manly and heroic. Bragging about making someone type exit is weak and womanly.

Stopping people from getting xp is the point I think. It can be done with slamming or killing right away.

It's like arguing whether a shotgun or assault rifle will blow someone away.

[Monotonous]

Stopping people from getting xp is the point I think. It can be done with slamming or killing right away.

It's like arguing whether a shotgun or assault rifle will blow someone away.
I want to see some god damn blood and guts and shit leaking out of a jagged, sucking, foot-long chest wound.

"I made him lose an hour of experience" just doesn't pack the same entertainment punch.

[HJFudge]

Stopping people from getting xp is the point I think. It can be done with slamming or killing right away.

It's like arguing whether a shotgun or assault rifle will blow someone away.

If thats the point, my damn fucking computer has lost me more game hours than any person. I should PK it and post the logs on the forum.

[IorakeWarhammer]

who cares if you stop their EXP, they will just find some sneaky ass way to keep leveling or level on an alt.

I like beheading them, so they walk into their computer room completely logged out like "what the fuck happened? did my script fail?" then they bring in their little crew to rezz and they get field raised, only to find they have a level 3 head crit and can't do shit without an empath or tons of herbs. then, they check their auto-log, and they see Jaeden leaps from a hiding attack! smashing their head off and they get the funny feeling in their tummy like when they backed down from that fight in the locker room in 8th grade LOL

[Fortybox]

If thats the point, my damn fucking computer has lost me more game hours than any person. I should PK it and post the logs on the forum.

Shoot it with your laser beams! Pew pew pew.

[BriarFox]

Um. No.

You still don't get it. If you don't have access to the game, a slam and a death are the same thing. That whole line of reasoning is moot. To make my point, I'm going to make up some statistics here:

90%+ of the people playing Shattered use Lich

90%+ of the people who have Lich use Starscream or Bigshot when AFK hunting

At least 75% of the people that use Starscream or Bigshot EITHER have it log them out upon death, or usually die without being rescued (or have their group closed, etc) and lie there motionless at the altar after they decay until they either log back in, or put eyes on the computer and notice they are at the alter.

Plug whatever numbers you want into the above. Not being able to log into the game has no appreciable effect over experience loss whether its a slam or death. Either way the guy isn't logging back in. Had you KILLED him, he would both have lost all that time AND need a rez AND have to pay/wait off sting AND spell back up, ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC.

Again, almost always, Slamming is a win on the EXP front. The "not being able to log back in" thing is generally a distraction from the issue.

You're arguing, for the most part, a point I agree with and one which wasn't the argument I was originally making. A death is generally better than a slam, but there are scenarios where a slam is better. They're not even that uncommon. Even then, though, a death and a slam is better than a slam alone. I'm not refuting those points.

[IorakeWarhammer]

I think what Necen is saying is that a slam is really, really, REALLY weak and is a dishonor, so that's why it's better than a death (in terms of getting someone to slam, under the right conditions.) I think Khariz is right that from an EXP perspective obviously slamming is better. But really, logging out of the game? That's like me going to the ghetto and starting shit with a gang and then magically teleporting back to my suburban cozy-land the second before I get shot in the face. Or, freezing time before I get shot in the face, and bringing in the swat team before resuming time.

[BriarFox]

I think what Necen is saying is that a slam is really, really, REALLY weak and is a dishonor, so that's why it's better than a death. I think Khariz is right that from an EXP perspective obviously slamming is better. But really, logging out of the game? That's like me going to the ghetto and starting shit with a gang and then magically teleporting back to my suburban cozy-land the second before I get shot in the face. Or, freezing time before I get shot in the face, and bringing in the swat team before resuming time.

Sigh.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Is that a good sigh or bad?! lol

[HJFudge]

Is that a good sigh or bad?! lol

The only good sighs are like...when a girl sighs because shes so infatuated with you. So Im going to go out on a limb and say it was a bad sigh!

[BriarFox]

Is that a good sigh or bad?! lol

That's not what I'm saying, man. Basically, my point is that if I have to choose between killing a guy who's going to get back up immediately and slamming a guy who's going to be logged out of the game for awhile, I'll choose to slam (and ideally kill) the guy who's going to be logged out. That's a pretty common scenario, and it has no bearing on the overall relationship between dying and slamming. My bad if that wasn't clear.

If you can disprove that argument, this time I'll give you 100k.

[Khariz]

That's not what I'm saying, man. Basically, my point is that if I have to choose between killing a guy who's going to get back up immediately and slamming a guy who's going to be logged out of the game for awhile, I'll choose to slam (and ideally kill) the guy who's going to be logged out. That's a pretty common scenario, and it has no bearing on the overall relationship between dying and slamming. My bad if that wasn't clear.

If you can disprove that argument, this time I'll give you 100k.

I gotcha. We on the same page now.

[IorakeWarhammer]

on a broader note looks like i'm dustin' off the pwnskates for another weekend scootin' around the roller-rink of Elanthia...

[Fortybox]

I gotcha. We on the same page now.

SWEET! We all agree. Everyone grab a Popple!

[Khariz]

SWEET! We all agree. Everyone grab a Popple!

For some reason thinking of my popples made me think of the theme song for the skip-it.

[BriarFox]

For some reason thinking of my popples made me think of the theme song for the skip-it.

Next it'll be hot potato.

[Khariz]

Next it'll be hot potato.

One time, when I was like 6 or 7, we were playing hot potato, and I laughed so hard I pissed my pants.

[IorakeWarhammer]

should play hot-potato with a weapon-fired cudgel for kicks :)

of course not accepting within 5 seconds would merit a spikethorn to the face

[Khariz]

Just needed to Share. (http://failblog.org/2010/07/09/epic-fail-videos-friday-rewind-coconut-breaking-fail/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+failblog+(The+FAIL+Blog+-+Fail+Pictures+%26+Videos+at+Failblog.ORG))

[Khariz]

This suggestion on the officials was pretty cool:


Implement an enraged PC effect instead. If you slam after being recently attacked by a PC, then once you come back into the game that player is notified and has the option (within, say, 10 seconds) to ACCEPT RAGE and instantly teleport to your location with a short boost (say, 10 seconds) of RAGE. Higher combat stats across the board. Lulz ensue.

[subzero]

I'm actually curious how well I can defend against an attack on me, but every attack comes while I'm afk.

Smells like bullshit to me. Or does your script call for help with your current room location before slamming? You also have it log on another character for you to come, uselessly, to the scene to try and help, huh?

[calidus]

I think Madmountan has proven to be the biggest challenge, but I also have seen you the least out of everyone in the Marlu clan whereas CthulHu and Calidus are a rash on everyones ballz.

Attacking, not killing.

[calidus]

Smells like bullshit to me. Or does your script call for help with your current room location before slamming? You also have it log on another character for you to come, uselessly, to the scene to try and help, huh?

I'll let you believe what you want.

[BriarFox]

Slammed Calidus in cyclops, then one-shotted Maldric in wights:



You gesture at Maldric.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Maldric!
AS: +345 vs DS: +216 with AvD: +42 + d100 roll: +63 = +234
... and hit for 109 points of damage!
Muscle and bone blasted to pieces by searing wave of energy!

* Maldric drops dead at your feet!

The air calms down around Maldric.
Maldric begins to breathe less deeply.
Maldric appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Maldric.
Maldric seems slightly different.
Maldric appears less confident.
The powerful look leaves Maldric.
Maldric seems hesitant.
The deep blue glow leaves Maldric.
The light blue glow leaves Maldric.
The brilliant aura fades away from Maldric.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Maldric.
A white glow rushes away from Maldric.
The bright luminescence fades from around Maldric.
The very powerful look leaves Maldric.
The white light leaves Maldric.
The guiding force leaves you.
As Maldric is vanquished, you preserve your energy rather than infusing the effort further.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Cast Round Time in effect: Setting stance to guarded.
>
Maldric just left.

And was killing Mordechai when he came to rescue:



You are visible again.
You gesture at Mordechai.
You hurl a radiant ball of energy at Mordechai!
AS: +345 vs DS: +198 with AvD: +24 + d100 roll: +63 = +234
... and hit for 82 points of damage!
Vicious beam of energy rips open Mordechai's back!
He is stunned!
The guiding force leaves you.
Success! Establishing a connection with Mordechai, your awareness of his physical condition expands as your essence fuses with his!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

But forgot to check for hiders. Next time, Calidus. That feras cutthroat's the only move you've got. ;)

By the way, Mordechai, your bolt DS is terrible.

[calidus]

[Roll result: 131 (open d100: 35) Bonus: 12]
You spring from hiding and attempt to grasp Necen by the chin while slitting his throat with your feras dagger!

You slice deep into Necen's vocal chords!
... 6 points of damage!

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a damaging blast of lightning! **

... 55 points of damage!
Massive shock totally burns out the nervous system. Nothing works anymore.

* Necen drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant aura fades away from Necen.
Necen begins to breathe less deeply.
The air calms down around Necen.
The light blue glow leaves Necen.
Necen appears less confident.
The deep blue glow leaves Necen.
The powerful look leaves Necen.
The dim aura fades from around Necen.
Necen appears less secure.
The opalescent aura fades from around Necen.
The faint blue glow fades from around Necen's hands.
The shimmering aura fades from around Necen.
You retreat back into the shadows.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

* Necen just bit the dust!

Necen issues a ghostly curse on his own mortality.

A wood wight chants an evil incantation.

You quietly say, "Neat."

[BriarFox]

Yeah, I think you're like 2 for 19. Good job. :)

[calidus]

Yeah, I think you're like 2 for 19. Good job. :)

You are a funny one.

[BriarFox]

You are a funny one.

The truth is often hilarious.

[IorakeWarhammer]

that is the cheapest thing in history.. 6 dmg for the death crit? he usually gets me on 1 damage. keep using it calidus and even if no one cries it will prob get reviewed by the GMs

I find it suprising that at his level he's not getting the blade out and doing some real ambushing.

but it's ok Calidus it's effective, why risk when you can own so easily!!!

[SpiffyJr]

that is the cheapest thing in history.. 6 dmg for the death crit? he usually gets me on 1 damage. keep using it calidus and even if no one cries it will prob get reviewed by the GMs

I find it suprising that at his level he's not getting the blade out and doing some real ambushing.

but it's ok Calidus it's effective, why risk when you can own so easily!!!

I welled two feras daggers today... a piece of Calidus died with them.

[Cthulu]

that is the cheapest thing in history.. 6 dmg for the death crit? he usually gets me on 1 damage. keep using it calidus and even if no one cries it will prob get reviewed by the GMs

I find it suprising that at his level he's not getting the blade out and doing some real ambushing.

but it's ok Calidus it's effective, why risk when you can own so easily!!!

Says the dude running around thumping heads with a feras mace. Not that you've ever killed me with the flare - but we both know damn well you were trying to kill with the exact same mechanic.

We all hope it gets fixed - along with a shit-ton of other bullshit things like sunburst.

[Fortybox]

Says the dude running around thumping heads with a feras mace. Not that you've ever killed me with the flare - but we both know damn well you were trying to kill with the exact same mechanic.

We all hope it gets fixed - along with a shit-ton of other bullshit things like sunburst.

puhleez. Sunburst is legit.

What's gay is your clan hiding in tables, sancts, and town justice. You got nothing without those.

[Cthulu]

puhleez. Sunburst is legit.

What's gay is your clan hiding in tables, sancts, and town justice. You got nothing without those.

::takes bait::

[Fortybox]

::takes bait::

Hah, got you now.

[Rolton-Sammich]

that is the cheapest thing in history.. 6 dmg for the death crit? he usually gets me on 1 damage. keep using it calidus and even if no one cries it will prob get reviewed by the GMs
:rofl:

[calidus]

Awww... you're upset because someone is utilizing an effective tactic against you. How cute.

For the people saying I never kill with a real attack, there are plenty of normal attack kills from me posted in previous pages of this thread.

Either way, it's irrelevant. I use feras on the people who deserve it. I've never killed a random person with it, I use my normal ambushes.

Some of you fuckers don't deserve a fair death.

Also, it's not like spamming spiked thorn at someone who is AFK is any different.

Lastly, I'm using the tools available to me. I would be stupid not to.

[Monotonous]

Lastly, I'm using the tools available to me. I would be stupid not to.
You know who else used the tools available to them? The Nazis! That's who!

[Fortybox]

I like all the people saying I never kill with a real attack, yet there are a handful of normal attack kills from me posted in past pages of this thread.

Either way, it's irrelevant. I use feras on the people who deserve it. I've never killed a random person with it, I use my normal ambushes.

Some of you fuckers don't deserve a fair death.

Also, it's not like spamming spiked thorn at someone who is AFK is any different.

Lastly, I'm using the tools available to me. I would be stupid not to.

And yet you gloat like you like you just scored with Bob Saget.

[calidus]

puhleez. Sunburst is legit.

What's gay is your clan hiding in tables, sancts, and town justice. You got nothing without those.

<blink>

Yeah. Unlike that Necen guy, who sits in a sanct and heals all day, only to come out in the middle of the night to attack people AFK-hunting.

[townkiller]

this thread is 82 pages long. i officially call it to a close with the following image.

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd309/bigdaddyslug/puke.jpg

[Fortybox]

this thread is 82 pages long. i officially call it to a close with the following image.

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd309/bigdaddyslug/puke.jpg

ZOMG don't post pictures of Inspire on this thread.

[Fortybox]

<blink>

Yeah. Unlike that Necen guy, who sits in a sanct and heals all day, only to come out in the middle of the night to attack people AFK-hunting.

Emotes are super cool bro.

[Some Rogue]

We all hope it gets fixed - along with a shit-ton of other bullshit things like sunburst.



Awww... you're upset because someone is utilizing an effective tactic against you. How cute.

Lastly, I'm using the tools available to me. I would be stupid not to.

Glad you guys can see eye to eye...oh wait. :rofl:

[Cthulu]

Glad you guys can see eye to eye...oh wait. :rofl:

...? Just because it needs fixing doesn't mean it's not fair game. I personally would like to see any and all hidden roll maneuvers defendable/negatable - that doesn't mean I wouldn't use them if they were available to my profession.

[calidus]

Just for you:

Fornicator looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
You quickly leap from hiding to deliver your attack!
You swing a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe at Fornicator!
AS: +252 vs DS: +108 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +48 = +221
... and hit for 66 points of damage!
Wild downward slash severs Fornicator's left foot!
Bloody stump, anyone?
Fornicator screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
He is stunned!
You swing a silvery vultite short sword at Fornicator!
AS: +247 vs DS: +51 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +84 = +313
... and hit for 126 points of damage!
Masterful slash to Fornicator's lower back!
Spinal cord and life are just memories now.

* Fornicator drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Fornicator.
A white glow rushes away from Fornicator.
The air calms down around Fornicator.
Fornicator seems hesitant.
Fornicator seems slightly different.
The dim aura fades from around Fornicator.
An ethereal golden collection bowl drifts out of Fornicator, then vanishes.
The light blue glow leaves Fornicator.
The powerful look leaves Fornicator.
Fornicator appears to lose some internal strength.
Fornicator becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The brilliant aura fades away from Fornicator.
A subtle light fades from Fornicator's eyes.
Fornicator appears less confident.
You retreat back into the shadows.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

* Fornicator just bit the dust!

[Spooky]

Emotes are super cool bro.

Your new avatar is awesome. Mad +reps for you.

[Fortybox]

Your new avatar is awesome. Mad +reps for you.

I changed it up a little!

[calidus]

Rada gestures.
Rada casts into the air above his head and a rip appears in the sky! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
Nostradamus is knocked over by the wind!
Nostradamus scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
You are knocked over by the wind!
You scramble to keep from being sucked into the void!
Mordechai is knocked over by the wind!
Mordechai scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!

...

Rada gestures.
Rada casts into the air above his head and a rip appears in the sky! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
Nostradamus scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
You scramble to keep from being sucked into the void!
Mordechai scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!

...

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe at Rada!
AS: +265 vs DS: +156 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +43 = +182
... and hit for 74 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!

* Rada drops dead at your feet!

The deep blue glow leaves Rada.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Rada's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Rada.
The bright luminescence fades from around Rada.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Rada.
The light blue glow leaves Rada.
The very powerful look leaves Rada.
The white light leaves Rada.
The air calms down around Rada.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
R>
* Rada just bit the dust!

[Some Rogue]

In before the fairies post it:

You channel at Cthulu.
You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!
CS: +165 - TD: +110 + CvA: -18 + d100: +74 - +5 == +106
Warding failed!
Cthulu shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Cthulu is battered for 38 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Light strike to abdomen.
... 15 points of damage!
Nice blow to abdomen!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You channel at Cthulu.
You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!
CS: +165 - TD: +110 + CvA: -18 + d100: +31 - +5 == +63
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.


>Cthulu lets out an aggressive snarl and takes a spinning leap towards you!
Cthulu swings a dark vultite maul at you!
AS: +271 vs DS: +272 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +68 = +100
A clean miss.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You channel at Cthulu.
You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!
CS: +165 - TD: +110 + CvA: -18 + d100: +95 - +5 == +127
Warding failed!
Cthulu shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Cthulu is smashed for 48 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to left arm!
He is stunned!
... 15 points of damage!
Nice blow to right leg!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Cthulu just left.

You laugh out loud!

Cthulu just arrived

You channel at Cthulu.
You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!
CS: +165 - TD: +110 + CvA: -18 + d100: +93 - +5 == +125
Warding failed!
Cthulu shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Cthulu is smashed for 47 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to left hand!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to right leg!

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Cthulu.
Cthulu begins to breathe less deeply.
Cthulu appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Cthulu.
The powerful look leaves Cthulu.
The deep blue glow leaves Cthulu.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You smirk.

>The voice of Katze asks, "Who got ya?"

Katze comes out of hiding.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You are visible again.
You channel at Katze.
You concentrate intently on Katze, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Katze!
CS: +165 - TD: +106 + CvA: +2 + d100: +66 - -5 == +132
Warding failed!
Katze shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Katze is smashed for 50 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to right leg!
He is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Blow to the eye swells it shut!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

>You hear someone chanting softly...
>Bacons suddenly fades into view.
Bacons channels at Katze.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Bacons's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Katze!
CS: +182 - TD: +106 + CvA: +2 + d100: +82 - -5 == +165
Warding failed!
Katze shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Katze is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Katze drops dead at your feet!



And then their ass buddy came to save them:

>You hear someone incanting a dark invocation...
>Oblivion suddenly fades into view.
Oblivion gestures.
Oblivion casts into the air above his head and a rip appears in the sky! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Katze along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Splat along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Cthulu along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Bacons along the way and forcing her into view!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to left arm breaks it!
She is stunned!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Bacons along the way!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to chest breaking ribs!
Hard to breathe!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Cthulu along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Katze along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way and forcing you into view!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to your right arm breaks it!
You are stunned for 3 rounds!
You are knocked over by the wind!
You are sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes you to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Jefferydahmer has been vaporized!

Blasted into a thousand pieces your remains speed through a limitless void for several moments before you feel a tugging on your remains by some unseen force. You realize you are falling rapidly when abruptly your remains come to a crashing stop.


* Bacons has been vaporized!


The resulting whispers from Oblivion who is apparently also Shakira were priceless. They tried their best to keep me from getting healed and raised, but failed in their endeavor.

I am not sure how me calling out someone's multiple characters is taking shit from the boards, but when I do it, it's bad. When Marlu does it, it's just a joke or them trolling. Oh well. I had fun. I even got to send Katze to the stocks for awhile. If you're reading this, and I know you will, keep killing in town. You'll be banished soon enough. :)

[Makkah]

Whining about feras is just retarded. It's long been in game; it will forever remain in game. Find some smiting feras and stop whining.

That said... hahahahaha @ everyone dying.

[HelloKitty]

>You hear someone incanting a dark invocation...
>Oblivion suddenly fades into view.
Oblivion gestures.
Oblivion casts into the air above his head and a rip appears in the sky! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Katze along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Splat along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Cthulu along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Bacons along the way and forcing her into view!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to left arm breaks it!
She is stunned!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Bacons along the way!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to chest breaking ribs!
Hard to breathe!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Cthulu along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Katze along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way and forcing you into view!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to your right arm breaks it!
You are stunned for 3 rounds!
You are knocked over by the wind!
You are sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes you to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Jefferydahmer has been vaporized!

Blasted into a thousand pieces your remains speed through a limitless void for several moments before you feel a tugging on your remains by some unseen force. You realize you are falling rapidly when abruptly your remains come to a crashing stop.


* Bacons has been vaporized!


The resulting whispers from Oblivion who is apparently also Shakira were priceless. They tried their best to keep me from getting healed and raised, but failed in their endeavor.

I am not sure how me calling out someone's multiple characters is taking shit from the boards, but when I do it, it's bad. When Marlu does it, it's just a joke or them trolling. Oh well. I had fun. I even got to send Katze to the stocks for awhile. If you're reading this, and I know you will, keep killing in town. You'll be banished soon enough. :)

http://i760.photobucket.com/albums/xx250/Liteskin18/2hcja04.jpg

[Some Rogue]

Not at all, I was actually laughing the whole time. :)

[townkiller]

Not at all, I was actually laughing the whole time. :)

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff289/Denny_Craine/hemad.jpg

[IorakeWarhammer]

some cute action here

but i always feel like i failed if i kill and then be killed. calidus has got me good a few times in that regard.

[Fortybox]

In before the fairies post it:

You channel at Cthulu.
You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!
CS: +165 - TD: +110 + CvA: -18 + d100: +74 - +5 == +106
Warding failed!
Cthulu shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Cthulu is battered for 38 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Light strike to abdomen.
... 15 points of damage!
Nice blow to abdomen!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You channel at Cthulu.
You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!
CS: +165 - TD: +110 + CvA: -18 + d100: +31 - +5 == +63
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.


>Cthulu lets out an aggressive snarl and takes a spinning leap towards you!
Cthulu swings a dark vultite maul at you!
AS: +271 vs DS: +272 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +68 = +100
A clean miss.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You channel at Cthulu.
You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!
CS: +165 - TD: +110 + CvA: -18 + d100: +95 - +5 == +127
Warding failed!
Cthulu shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Cthulu is smashed for 48 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to left arm!
He is stunned!
... 15 points of damage!
Nice blow to right leg!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Cthulu just left.

You laugh out loud!

Cthulu just arrived

You channel at Cthulu.
You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!
CS: +165 - TD: +110 + CvA: -18 + d100: +93 - +5 == +125
Warding failed!
Cthulu shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Cthulu is smashed for 47 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to left hand!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to right leg!

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Cthulu.
Cthulu begins to breathe less deeply.
Cthulu appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Cthulu.
The powerful look leaves Cthulu.
The deep blue glow leaves Cthulu.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You smirk.

>The voice of Katze asks, "Who got ya?"

Katze comes out of hiding.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You are visible again.
You channel at Katze.
You concentrate intently on Katze, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Katze!
CS: +165 - TD: +106 + CvA: +2 + d100: +66 - -5 == +132
Warding failed!
Katze shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Katze is smashed for 50 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to right leg!
He is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Blow to the eye swells it shut!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

>You hear someone chanting softly...
>Bacons suddenly fades into view.
Bacons channels at Katze.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Bacons's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Katze!
CS: +182 - TD: +106 + CvA: +2 + d100: +82 - -5 == +165
Warding failed!
Katze shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Katze is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Katze drops dead at your feet!



And then their ass buddy came to save them:

>You hear someone incanting a dark invocation...
>Oblivion suddenly fades into view.
Oblivion gestures.
Oblivion casts into the air above his head and a rip appears in the sky! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Katze along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Splat along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Cthulu along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Bacons along the way and forcing her into view!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to left arm breaks it!
She is stunned!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Bacons along the way!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to chest breaking ribs!
Hard to breathe!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Cthulu along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Katze along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking you along the way and forcing you into view!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to your right arm breaks it!
You are stunned for 3 rounds!
You are knocked over by the wind!
You are sucked into the void!
Rather abrupt decompression causes you to explode!
Billions and billions of tiny bits of flesh shower everything.
Quite severely dead.


* Jefferydahmer has been vaporized!

Blasted into a thousand pieces your remains speed through a limitless void for several moments before you feel a tugging on your remains by some unseen force. You realize you are falling rapidly when abruptly your remains come to a crashing stop.


* Bacons has been vaporized!


The resulting whispers from Oblivion who is apparently also Shakira were priceless. They tried their best to keep me from getting healed and raised, but failed in their endeavor.

I am not sure how me calling out someone's multiple characters is taking shit from the boards, but when I do it, it's bad. When Marlu does it, it's just a joke or them trolling. Oh well. I had fun. I even got to send Katze to the stocks for awhile. If you're reading this, and I know you will, keep killing in town. You'll be banished soon enough. :)

Yeah it's hilarious to think the denial Oblivion had about not being a part of the Marlu clan and his epic whine fest about leaving etc. Wipe that sand away!

[IorakeWarhammer]

yeah the denying cryfails were extremely gay. Calidus did this when I was tipped off early that he was rolling with the Marlus. I busted his ass and he cried so hard saying "you spiked me! its cheap! you did it while I was afk!!!" not like he didn't kill 100 people AFK the few nights before ROFL. so i find their ability to kill pretty good but their denying is one of the gayest things in Gemstone since that bard that always wore pink.

[Fortybox]

yeah the denying cryfails were extremely gay. Calidus did this when I was tipped off early that he was rolling with the Marlus. I busted his ass and he cried so hard saying "you spiked me! its cheap! you did it while I was afk!!!" not like he didn't kill 100 people AFK the few nights before ROFL. so i find their ability to kill pretty good but their denying is one of the gayest things in Gemstone since that bard that always wore pink.

Yeah Maldric refused to rez me. I writhed in ph33r at that moment.

[Ryvicke]

I approve of 40B's Cthulu avatar/sig ape.

[Cthulu]

I approve of 40B's Cthulu avatar/sig ape.

So do I.

[IorakeWarhammer]

the amount of reverse psychology being used in these threads (including myself) is beginning to make me sick. it's kinda like chocolate, enjoyable, but if you keep eating it you tire of it and then you just want to barf.

[Methais]

On topic for any thread:
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/celebrity-pictures-keifer-sutherland-vampires-sparkle.jpg

[Fortybox]

So do I.

I'd appreciate it if you'd stop copying my avatar and sigs.

[Soulpieced]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/this-thread-sucks/8/thread_sucks.jpg

[Cthulu]

Pandin comes out of hiding.
Pandin gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
>
[Zeltoph Switchbacks]
Bits of cloth are stuck to the rock wall where others have boldly climbed up to a ledge that shadows the trail. Huddling under the ledge would also provide protection from the occasional showers of rocks that rain down from above.
Obvious paths: northeast, west
Pandin followed.
>
>stance offensive
>cman bearhug Pandin
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
[Roll result: 163 (open d100: 80) Penalties: 0]
You charge towards Pandin and attempt to grasp him in a ferocious bearhug!
You manage to catch Pandin in a strong bearhug!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
You crush Pandin mercilessly!

...29 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
>You crush Pandin mercilessly!

...29 points of damage!

Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
Pandin just left.


[PrivateTo]-GSF:Pandin: "coward"
[Private]-GSF:Pandin: "Sure am!"

[Deathravin]

[PrivateTo]-GSF:Pandin: "coward"
[Private]-GSF:Pandin: "Sure am!"

http://afrocityblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/hypocrite.jpg

[Cthulu]

incongruent image

He jumped me. I have never, and will never slam while present, or complain about afk slammers.

[SpiffyJr]

He jumped me. I have never, and will never slam while present, or complain about afk slammers.

Your script > me manually typing. Bearhug > me. Being a Halfling does have its downsides. Stupid archery and lack of CMans. :(

I'll go ahead and count that as a Marlu kill on me.

12-1, I'm winning! :)

[Cthulu]

Your script > me manually typing. Bearhug > me. Being a Halfling does have its downsides.

What, you want me to start feinting you? My feints better than my bearhug.

[Fortybox]

He jumped me. I have never, and will never slam while present, or complain about afk slammers.

Wow, that's a load of poO if I've ever seen one. Now we know how the fountain is producing it.

[IorakeWarhammer]

http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ethan-zoogs.jpg

[SpiffyJr]

What, you want me to start feinting you? My feints better than my bearhug.

That works equally as well. Pick your poison.

[HJFudge]

He jumped me. I have never, and will never slam while present, or complain about afk slammers.

I believe Deathravin was referring to Pandin with her little definition there. What with the 'OMG U GUYS SLAM UR SO LAME' and then the *turns around and slams*

[SpiffyJr]

I believe Deathravin was referring to Pandin with her little definition there. What with the 'OMG U GUYS SLAM UR SO LAME' and then the *turns around and slams*

Find a quote of me saying that slamming is lame and I'll make a public announcement that I'm the biggest hypocrite in Gemstone.

[IorakeWarhammer]

The reality is it's impossible to control the actions of individuals. it's not like either the Marlus or the Vanguards go to some training camp and discipline themselves adhering to this or that creed. Cthulu gained a slam. gj

[IorakeWarhammer]

http://miscellany.lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/nathan-dreams.jpg

[Cthulu]

I believe Deathravin was referring to Pandin with her little definition there. What with the 'OMG U GUYS SLAM UR SO LAME' and then the *turns around and slams*

She was referring to me, as evidenced by her quoting me calling him a coward.

[HJFudge]

Find a quote of me saying that slamming is lame and I'll make a public announcement that I'm the biggest hypocrite in Gemstone.

Maybe not you, but the 10 other guys in your little group who say it.

[Cthulu]

http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/collins-crazy-scaled.jpg

AWESOME

[IorakeWarhammer]

http://miscellany.lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/blarq-better_days.jpg

[TheThirdEye]

In before the fairies post it:

You channel at Cthulu.
You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!
CS: +165 - TD: +110 + CvA: -18 + d100: +74 - +5 == +106
Warding failed!
Cthulu shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Cthulu is battered for 38 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Light strike to abdomen.
... 15 points of damage!
Nice blow to abdomen!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You channel at Cthulu.
You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!
CS: +165 - TD: +110 + CvA: -18 + d100: +31 - +5 == +63
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.


>Cthulu lets out an aggressive snarl and takes a spinning leap towards you!
Cthulu swings a dark vultite maul at you!
AS: +271 vs DS: +272 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +68 = +100
A clean miss.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You channel at Cthulu.
You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!
CS: +165 - TD: +110 + CvA: -18 + d100: +95 - +5 == +127
Warding failed!
Cthulu shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Cthulu is smashed for 48 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to left arm!
He is stunned!
... 15 points of damage!
Nice blow to right leg!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Cthulu just left. <---BITCH MOVE!

You laugh out loud!

Cthulu just arrived

You channel at Cthulu.
You concentrate intently on Cthulu, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Cthulu!
CS: +165 - TD: +110 + CvA: -18 + d100: +93 - +5 == +125
Warding failed!
Cthulu shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Cthulu is smashed for 47 points of damage!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to left hand!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to right leg!

* Cthulu drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Cthulu.
Cthulu begins to breathe less deeply.
Cthulu appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Cthulu.
The powerful look leaves Cthulu.
The deep blue glow leaves Cthulu.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You smirk.

>The voice of Katze asks, "Who got ya?"

Katze comes out of hiding.

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You are visible again.
You channel at Katze.
You concentrate intently on Katze, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Katze!
CS: +165 - TD: +106 + CvA: +2 + d100: +66 - -5 == +132
Warding failed!
Katze shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Katze is smashed for 50 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Good blow to right leg!
He is stunned!
... 20 points of damage!
Blow to the eye swells it shut!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

>You hear someone chanting softly...
>Bacons suddenly fades into view.
Bacons channels at Katze.
As an intense look of concentration crosses Bacons's face, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Katze!
CS: +182 - TD: +106 + CvA: +2 + d100: +82 - -5 == +165
Warding failed!
Katze shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Katze is crushed for 50 points of damage!

* Katze drops dead at your feet!

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You a stone cold killa!

[Bhaalizmo]

You a cold stone killa!


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b19/Wolfnatas/cold_stone_logo.jpg

Did you mean stone cold?

[TheThirdEye]

Did you mean stone cold?

Yeah, that's what I meant. Must neg rep myself now.

[Bhaalizmo]

Ah, it's the little things in life that make me happy.

* Calidus just bit the dust! 11:48 PM
* Madmountan just bit the dust! 12:01 AM
* Oblivion just bit the dust! 12:02 AM
* Maldric just bit the dust! 12:03 AM
* Mordechai just bit the dust! 12:13 AM

[Khariz]

Ah, it's the little things in life that make me happy.

* Calidus just bit the dust! 11:48 PM
* Madmountan just bit the dust! 12:01 AM
* Oblivion just bit the dust! 12:02 AM
* Maldric just bit the dust! 12:03 AM
* Mordechai just bit the dust! 12:13 AM

Sadly, most of those were PvE (mine wasn't. Necromonger WTFPWNED me with implosion)

[Khariz]

Sweet revenge:

>unshea
[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see a Wayside Inn.
Also here: Razorfang
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest
>
[go2: travel time: 0:00:00]
--- Lich: go2 has exited.
You remove a black vultite maul from in your sheath.

[mlock]>wt feint Razorfang
You are now in an offensive stance.
>
Razorfang looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
[Roll result: 208 (open d100: 71) Bonus: 6]
You feint to the right, Razorfang buys the ruse and twists awkwardly to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>
Lord Mordechai just came down the southwest path.
R>
Lord Mordechai just went through the wooden gates.
R>at
You swing a black vultite maul at Razorfang!
AS: +268 vs DS: +177 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +39 = +163
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Smack to the eye bursts blood vessels.
He is stunned!
Dark shadowy tendrils swirl languidly around Razorfang.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
A heavy shudder passes through Razorfang, but he remains helplessly stunned.
R>
[Roll result: 147 (open d100: 11)]
A shadowy figure springs upon Razorfang from behind and attempts to grasp him by the chin while bringing up a feras dagger to slit his throat!

A shadowy figure slices deep into Razorfang's vocal chords!
... 9 points of damage!

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a damaging blast of lightning! **

... 60 points of damage!
Horrifying jolt of electricity fries abdomen to a crisp. Upper torso falls to the ground. Talk about repugnant!

* Razorfang drops dead at your feet!

Razorfang appears less secure.
The air calms down around Razorfang.
The deep blue glow leaves Razorfang.
The dim aura fades from around Razorfang.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Razorfang.
For an instant, Razorfang's wounds begin to knit, and it looks as though he will successfully cling to life. Then, the reality of death overcomes the influence of Troll's Blood.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Razorfang's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The bright luminescence fades from around Razorfang.
Razorfang glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The light blue glow leaves Razorfang.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Razorfang.
The figure quickly disappears from view.
R>
Jables just came down the southwest path.
R>
Jables just went through the wooden gates.
R>
* Razorfang just bit the dust!
Razorfang just left.
R>grin
You grin

[calidus]

Necromonger's group just arrived.
H>
Necromonger looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
[Roll result: 182 (open d100: 80) Bonus: 17]
You spring from hiding and attempt to grasp Necromonger by the chin while slitting his throat with your feras dagger!

You slice deep into Necromonger's vocal chords!
... 16 points of damage!

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a damaging blast of lightning! **

... 30 points of damage!
Horrid jolt of electricity smokes a shoulder blade!
He is stunned!
You retreat back into the shadows.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Roll result: 190 (open d100: 78) Bonus: 27]
You spring from hiding and attempt to grasp Necromonger by the chin while slitting his throat with your feras dagger!

You slice deep into Necromonger's vocal chords!
... 18 points of damage!

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a damaging blast of lightning! **

... 40 points of damage!
Arcing bolt of electricity galvanizes left arm to elbow. Won't be using it for awhile.
You retreat back into the shadows.

Necromonger just left.

[Sean of the Thread]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c237/RogueLemon/ps665.gif
You a stone cold killa!


I see your gangsta tommy gun killa and play this card sir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK2AiXpN4W8

[Clipt]

Necromonger's group just arrived.
H>
Necromonger looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
[Roll result: 182 (open d100: 80) Bonus: 17]
You spring from hiding and attempt to grasp Necromonger by the chin while slitting his throat with your feras dagger!

You slice deep into Necromonger's vocal chords!
... 16 points of damage!

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a damaging blast of lightning! **

... 30 points of damage!
Horrid jolt of electricity smokes a shoulder blade!
He is stunned!
You retreat back into the shadows.
Roundtime: 5 sec.

[Roll result: 190 (open d100: 78) Bonus: 27]
You spring from hiding and attempt to grasp Necromonger by the chin while slitting his throat with your feras dagger!

You slice deep into Necromonger's vocal chords!
... 18 points of damage!

** As the blow lands, the feras dagger unleashes a damaging blast of lightning! **

... 40 points of damage!
Arcing bolt of electricity galvanizes left arm to elbow. Won't be using it for awhile.
You retreat back into the shadows.

Necromonger just left.

You are so fucking cool...OMG. Seriously, why even post? You're a fucking idiot. It's not like that's anything special.

[calidus]

Razorfang just went southwest.
[Lower Dragonsclaw, Grasslands]
Leaving the path behind you enter the grasslands. The wind blowing across the knee high grass stretching out before you has a hypnotic effect.
Also here: Razorfang
Obvious paths: northeast, south

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe at Razorfang!
AS: +245 vs DS: +199 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +71 = +146
... and hit for 34 points of damage!
Skull cracks in several places.
He is stunned!
Dark shadowy tendrils swirl languidly around Razorfang.
You swing a silvery vultite short sword at Razorfang!
AS: +239 vs DS: +171 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +51 = +152
... and hit for 32 points of damage!
Well placed strike shatters a rib!
A dark shadowy tendril rises up from Razorfang's skin, writhes its way up a silvery vultite short sword towards you and lashes out malevolently...
CS: +152 - TD: +105 + CvA: +12 + d100: +39 == +98
Warded off!
Nothing happens.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

You hear someone beseeching the spirits for empowerment...

You come out of hiding.

[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
As you stand next to the southwest corner of the Landing, you have an unobstructed view of the plain. Some distance away you can make out the vague figures of shepherdesses tending their flocks of Rolton -- sheep indigenous to the region. Further south the grassy expanse turns hilly, eventually terminating in stark mountains that line the horizon. You also see a wooden signpost.
Also here: Lord Madmountan
Obvious paths: north, southeast, southwest

Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

[Lower Dragonsclaw, Grasslands]
Leaving the path behind you enter the grasslands. The wind blowing across the knee high grass stretching out before you has a hypnotic effect.
Also here: Necromonger, a stunned Razorfang
Obvious paths: northeast, south
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Necromonger gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

Necromonger gestures at Razorfang.
The glazed look leaves Razorfang.

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe at Necromonger!
AS: +245 vs DS: +178 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +81 = +180
... and hit for 74 points of damage!
Incredible blast shatters head into a red spray.

* Necromonger drops dead at your feet!

Necromonger appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Necromonger.
For an instant, Necromonger's wounds begin to knit, and it looks as though he will successfully cling to life. Then, the reality of death overcomes the influence of Troll's Blood.
The bright luminescence fades from around Necromonger.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Necromonger.
The deep blue glow leaves Necromonger.
The air calms down around Necromonger.
The light blue glow leaves Necromonger.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Necromonger.
The opalescent aura fades from around Necromonger.
The brilliant aura fades away from Necromonger.
Necromonger appears less confident.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

* Necromonger just bit the dust!

...

Razorfang just went northeast.

* Razorfang just bit the dust!

[Khariz]

>
Oblivion suddenly fades into view.
Oblivion gestures at Razorfang.
A void rips open in the area, nearly on top of Razorfang!
Blood begins to gush from Razorfang's nose and ears!
+29 Hits.

Everything in the room seemed to stay in place. The void disappears without further incident.
>at ra
You swing a black vultite maul at Razorfang!
AS: +283 vs DS: +179 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +65 = +202
... and hit for 58 points of damage!
Weapon arm mangled horribly.

* Razorfang drops dead at your feet!

The dim aura fades from around Razorfang.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Razorfang.
The deep blue glow leaves Razorfang.
The light blue glow leaves Razorfang.
The air calms down around Razorfang.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Razorfang.
Razorfang appears less secure.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Razorfang's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
Razorfang glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The bright luminescence fades from around Razorfang.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
* Razorfang just bit the dust!

[TheThirdEye]

I see your gangsta tommy gun killa and play this card sir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK2AiXpN4W8

I am forced to use my trump card which beats all:
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/96710/Emmanuelle-Chriqui-2.jpg
Emmanuelle Chriqui, I must have you!
To stay on topic: Murder, murder, murder!

[townkiller]

You are so fucking cool...OMG. Seriously, why even post? You're a fucking idiot. It's not like that's anything special.

There are 20 other posts from 8 other people that look exactly the same in this thread but this specific one pissed you off? Did Calidus rape your family or something?

[Cthulu]

You are so fucking cool...OMG. Seriously, why even post? You're a fucking idiot. It's not like that's anything special.

You sir, have now become a bipartisan idiot.

[Fatsix]

You guys are so efficient at killing characters under your level.

[Fortybox]

I cannot believe I am about to defend Calidus, but yeah, this. I thought the exact same thing... this thread is full of murder logs, and that particular one filled you with angst? (I need to go drink rat poison now. Excuse me.)

Don't defend the little Cleetus. Run away from the Cleetus!

[Khariz]

You guys are so efficient at killing characters under your level.

ROFL. Those dudes were hunting us and killing us. I think its okay to kill them back :P Necromonger and Razorfang had just killed me. I think they are more than competant and worth killing.

And except for like 5 people...everyone is "under our levels".

[Fatsix]

Yeah its 2 guys vs a ambushing cman rogue, an ambushing rogue and a imploding sorcerer twit.

[Clipt]

You sir, have now become a bipartisan idiot.

You're boring

[Khariz]

Yeah its 2 guys vs a ambushing cman rogue, an ambushing rogue and a imploding sorcerer twit.

Yeah, well it was those two guys against us all individually right before that in our hunting areas.

Revenge is sweet, but not fair.

[Buckwheet]

ROFL. Those dudes were hunting us and killing us. I think its okay to kill them back :P Necromonger and Razorfang had just killed me. I think they are more than competant and worth killing.

And except for like 5 people...everyone is "under our levels".

I think its more than five...

[calidus]

Yeah its 2 guys vs a ambushing cman rogue, an ambushing rogue and a imploding sorcerer twit.

You are confused, and wrong.

[IorakeWarhammer]

HR>peer s
You peer south and see ...

[Outlands Manor, Exterior]
The flagstones paving the manor yard are more visible here along the front of the manor house, because the obstructing weeds have been trodden upon by foot traffic between the west door of the house and the tower on the rise just to the north. Only a trio of thistles rooted tight against the manor house's foundation have persisted and now present prickly nuisances to those who pass by. You also see the Oblivion disk, a dobrem that appears stunned and a dobrem.
Also here: Oblivion
Obvious paths: north, south
H>prep 616
You come out of hiding.
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>hid
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>sneak s
[Outlands Manor, Exterior]
The flagstones paving the manor yard are more visible here along the front of the manor house, because the obstructing weeds have been trodden upon by foot traffic between the west door of the house and the tower on the rise just to the north. Only a trio of thistles rooted tight against the manor house's foundation have persisted and now present prickly nuisances to those who pass by. You also see the Oblivion disk, a dobrem and a dobrem.
Also here: Oblivion
Obvious paths: north, south
Roundtime: 3 sec.
HR>
Oblivion glances around, looking a bit less confident.
HR>cas obliv
You come out of hiding.
You gesture at Oblivion.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Oblivion! One of the thorns jabs into him!
... hits for 9 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 616
>cast at oblivion
Wait 2 sec.
>
You don't have a spell prepared!
>
A dobrem whimpers as she slowly backs away, her teeth bared.

>prep 616
>cast at oblivion
>prep 616
>cast at oblivion
Wait 1 sec.
>
You don't have a spell prepared!
>
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>prep 616
>cast at oblivion
You gesture at Oblivion.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Oblivion! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 16 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Amazing shot through Oblivion's nose enters the brain!

* Oblivion drops dead at your feet!

The bright luminescence fades from around Oblivion.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Oblivion.
Oblivion appears to lose some internal strength.
Oblivion begins to breathe less deeply.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Oblivion.
The dull golden nimbus fades from around Oblivion.
The very powerful look leaves Oblivion.
The white light leaves Oblivion.
The dim aura fades from around Oblivion.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Oblivion's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The light blue glow leaves Oblivion.
The air calms down around Oblivion.
The deep blue glow leaves Oblivion.
Oblivion becomes unbalanced for a second, then recovers.
The powerful look leaves Oblivion.
Oblivion appears less secure.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Wait 3 sec.



Upper Trollfang, Sentoph]
A huge monolith soars to the sky, its peak pointed like a tooth. As tall as it is, it's dwarfed by the summit of Sentoph, yet a few hundred yards over your head. It's large enough, however, to force you to climb a ways upslope to get around it. You also see a skeletal giant that is lying down.
Also here: Lord Mordechai
Obvious paths: north, southwest, northwest
Roundtime: 3 sec.
HR>
Mordechai thrusts with a brass vultite lance at a skeletal giant!
AS: +301 vs DS: +122 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +25 = +239
... and hits for 136 points of damage!
Well placed strike to back shatters vertebrae!
HR>
You feel the magic of your spell depart.
HR>prep 616
>cast at mord
...wait 1 seconds.
HR>
...wait 1 seconds.
HR>prep 616
>cast at mord
...wait 1 seconds.
H>
You come out of hiding.
You don't have a spell prepared!
>prep 616
>cast at mord
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Mordechai.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Mordechai! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 22 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures calf!
He is stunned!
... hits for 20 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Strike pierces thigh!
He is knocked to the ground!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>prep 616
>cast at mord
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Mordechai.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Mordechai! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 23 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Strike to right arm cleanly severs it at the shoulder!
... hits for 32 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Strike clean through neck, what a shot! Good form!

* Mordechai drops dead at your feet!

The bright luminescence fades from around Mordechai.
A crimson mist bleeds out from Mordechai's exposed skin.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Mordechai suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Mordechai appears less battle-ready as a soft glow dissipates from around his form.
>prep 616
>cast at mord
The deep blue glow leaves Mordechai.
The faint blue glow fades from around Mordechai's hands.
The shimmering aura fades from around Mordechai.
Mordechai loses the flickering unbridled energy surrounding him.
Mordechai's movements no longer appear to be influenced by a divine power as the spiritual force fades from around his arms.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Mordechai.
Mordechai begins to breathe less deeply.
Mordechai appears less secure.
Mordechai appears less confident and fearless.
The light blue glow leaves Mordechai.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Mordechai.
The powerful look leaves Mordechai.
Mordechai seems to lose some focus as his eyes narrow and shift momentarily to one side.
The dim aura fades from around Mordechai.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Mordechai begins to falter, then completely fades away.
Mordechai seems a bit less imposing.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Wait 3 sec.
>
You don't have a spell prepared!

[townkiller]

I can't claim credit for this log but I bet Jaeden can tell us who can.



[Manor House, East Entryway]
Unadorned woodwork surrounds the maoral door that is the eastern entrance to the manor house. Doorways leading to the north and south provide ready access to the manor's laundry and kitchen respectively. A wide corridor runs to the west, with doors leading off of it and the manor's western entryway visible at the far end. The inlaid pattern of the wooden floor has warped and discolored, but the plaster of the walls and ceiling is still intact.
Also here: Jaeden
Obvious exits: north, south, west

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
Jaeden is knocked over by the wind!
Jaeden scrambles to avoid being sucked into the void!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.

You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Dispel...

Your spell is ready.
You gesture at a black void.
You use the flows of essence to seal the tear in space.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.


You give your disk a flip that sends it spinning end over end, dumping everything inside onto the ground.

You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Implosion...
Your spell is ready.
You gesture.
You cast into the air above you and the sky rips open into a void! The fissure begins to feed on the air around you!
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, striking Jaeden along the way!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow breaks neck!

* Jaeden drops dead at your feet!

The brilliant luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
Jaeden seems to lose some dexterity.
The light blue glow leaves Jaeden.
Jaeden seems to lose some internal strength.
The air about Jaeden stops shimmering.
Jaeden seems to lose an aura of confidence.
Jaeden seems a bit less imposing.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Jaeden.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Jaeden along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void.
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Jaeden along the way!
A war hammer is sucked into the void, just missing Jaeden along the way!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

* Jaeden just bit the dust! [11:25 AM]

Jaeden's body decays into compost.

[IorakeWarhammer]

great script no question. and love the war hammers hehe.

[Fatsix]

You are confused, and wrong.

the log shows all 3 of you attacking those two. Maybe they killed you individually but your retaliation is by group.

And Jaeden, would you use something else besides spike thorn. Your like oblivion only using implosion. Same kill posts over and over.

[townkiller]

the log shows all 3 of you attacking those two. Maybe they killed you individually but your retaliation is by group.

And Jaeden, would you use something else besides spike thorn. Your like oblivion only using implosion. Same kill posts over and over.

It would be stupid of Jaeden to use anything else. That's like telling a soldier not to use his gun because it's boring watching him shoot people with it.

[IorakeWarhammer]

dont have to use it but would rather stay in guarded and not bound to the room in RT

[IorakeWarhammer]

>prep 616
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas madmo
You gesture at Madmountan.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Madmountan! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 34 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Fine shot pierces jugular vein! The brain wonders where all its oxygen went, briefly.

* Madmountan drops dead at your feet!

Madmountan begins to breathe less deeply.
The deep blue glow leaves Madmountan.
The light blue glow leaves Madmountan.
The powerful look leaves Madmountan.
Madmountan appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Madmountan.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>l
Madmountan just left.
>

[calidus]

the log shows all 3 of you attacking those two. Maybe they killed you individually but your retaliation is by group.

And Jaeden, would you use something else besides spike thorn. Your like oblivion only using implosion. Same kill posts over and over.

You realize that the "cman rogue" and "ambushing rogue" are the same rogue?

Also, some of those logs are from different events.

I ambushed Necromonger and Razorfang by myself. I hit Razor, killed Necro, then Razor ran off and died a few rooms later.

The other log was just myself and Madmountan versus the two of them.

You've got things backwards. I was attacked by a group of 4-5 of them while I was hunting Cyclops. They left me with 8hp but weren't able to kill me. I later found two of them and attacked them by myself.

I was alone when 4-5 of them attacked me, and I was alone when I attacked the two of them. I made it out of both alive, they didn't.

[BriarFox]

You realize that the "cman rogue" and "ambushing rogue" are the same rogue?

Also, some of those logs are from different events.

I ambushed Necromonger and Razorfang by myself. I hit Razor, killed Necro, then Razor ran off and died a few rooms later.

The other log was just myself and Madmountan versus the two of them.

You've got things backwards. I was attacked by a group of 4-5 of them while I was hunting Cyclops. They left me with 8hp but weren't able to kill me. I later found two of them and attacked them by myself.

I was alone when 4-5 of them attacked me, and I was alone when I attacked the two of them. I made it out of both alive, they didn't.

Two points:

1) Your script slammed you, and you still died when you logged back in.
2) You still have no idea who's part of the Vanguard and who isn't, and it's hilarious.

[calidus]

Two points:

1) Your script slammed you, and you still died when you logged back in.
2) You still have no idea who's part of the Vanguard and who isn't, and it's hilarious.

1) No, I didn't die when I logged back in. I had 8hp, and 3 bleeders. I tended the wounds, ate a bite of leaf, and got back to town and healed with single digits in hit points.

2) You still think I give a fuck who is in the Vanguard and who isn't, and it's hilarious.

[Fatsix]

your right, i confused cthululuaueueafdskfj with khariz. So still took 3 of ya to kill them. 105 td? eesh. I should come play. Nah i dont wanna be plagued with gay afk deaths.

[Buckwheet]

The best part about Marlu is that if you are in the same hunting area as one of them, doing a bounty or whatever, they just start taking a swing at you and tell you to stop getting them killed or bugging them.

When you ask them what they are even talking about they tell you that you are the cause of people coming around from Vanguard or whatever to kill them.

I mostly was amused at the statement that "I" was causing them to be killed not their behavior towards others in the game.

[BriarFox]

1) No, I didn't die when I logged back in. I had 8hp, and 3 bleeders. I tended the wounds, ate a bite of leaf, and got back to town and healed with single digits in hit points.

2) You still think I give a fuck who is in the Vanguard and who isn't, and it's hilarious.

All I know is that you died shortly after you logged back in. Also, go ahead and continue making misinformed comments. No skin off my back. Makes you look like an idiot, though.

[RaneCV]

The best part about Marlu is that if you are in the same hunting area as one of them, doing a bounty or whatever, they just start taking a swing at you and tell you to stop getting them killed or bugging them.

When you ask them what they are even talking about they tell you that you are the cause of people coming around from Vanguard or whatever to kill them.

I mostly was amused at the statement that "I" was causing them to be killed not their behavior towards others in the game.

Wow... That's crazy. I'd love to see that log. It sounds very interesting. Which Marlu in particular said that?

[Drevihyin]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/shakira-laundry-service.jpg

Have you seen this Marlu member?

[Bhaalizmo]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/shakira-laundry-service.jpg

Have you seen this Marlu member?

Yes. Fenghai. Every damn day. Pretty hard to hit too, and I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that her hips don't lie.

[townkiller]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/riverduck/shakira-laundry-service.jpg

Have you seen this Marlu member?

Who wouldn't want to be killed by her??

[calidus]

still took 3 of ya to kill them.


?

[calidus]

The best part about Marlu is that if you are in the same hunting area as one of them, doing a bounty or whatever, they just start taking a swing at you and tell you to stop getting them killed or bugging them.

When you ask them what they are even talking about they tell you that you are the cause of people coming around from Vanguard or whatever to kill them.

I mostly was amused at the statement that "I" was causing them to be killed not their behavior towards others in the game.

Who/what/when are you referring to?

[HJFudge]

Ive not heard of this. If you could please tell us who and provide a log? That seems odd, and not in line with what we do.

The correct, default behavior is for them to check the DNK, see if you are there. If not? Kill you, and inform you that you may pay a weekly fee in order to hunt in the area we control safely. If you are on the KOS, they just kill you and if you ask why to inform you to speak to me about how you can be removed from the KOS list.

[SpiffyJr]

Ive not heard of this. If you could please tell us who and provide a log? That seems odd, and not in line with what we do.

The correct, default behavior is for them to check the DNK, see if you are there. If not? Kill you, and inform you that you may pay a weekly fee in order to hunt in the area we control safely. If you are on the KOS, they just kill you and if you ask why to inform you to speak to me about how you can be removed from the KOS list.

Don't you have to control a hunting area first?

[Khariz]

Don't you have to control a hunting area first?

huh? We control everything in our territory. If we stumble upon you, we kill you. If you happen to hunt in one of our hunting areas because you are in the same level range, and you haven't paid protection...ouch.

[Buckwheet]

Why would I want to help your group in any form by giving you more than I have. The person who I am speaking of has all the resources at their disposal to come forward and tell you themselves.

They swung at me two or three times, I dodged both attacks. And after the conversation I already posted ran away.

If you are trying say your group has some kind of rules to it, you should know how much I am laughing on the inside.


huh? We control everything in our territory. If we stumble upon you, we kill you. If you happen to hunt in one of our hunting areas because you are in the same level range, and you haven't paid protection...ouch.

You are so full of it. You AND Cladius ran by me multiple times in the past couple nights with a third member being just rooms away from you, when this fourth member chided at me to go away and stop getting them killed. Ouch..indeed.

[HJFudge]

Why would I want to help your group in any form by giving you more than I have. The person who I am speaking of has all the resources at their disposal to come forward and tell you themselves.

They swung at me two or three times, I dodged both attacks. And after the conversation I already posted ran away.

If you are trying say your group has some kind of rules to it, you should know how much I am laughing on the inside.



You are so full of it. You AND Cladius ran by me multiple times in the past couple nights with a third member being just rooms away from you, when this fourth member chided at me to go away and stop getting them killed. Ouch..indeed.

Laugh away I guess? We were busy killing Vanguard last night, so yeah. People CAN hunt in the landing without paying us. Just not exactly SAFELY.

[calidus]

Why would I want to help your group in any form by giving you more than I have. The person who I am speaking of has all the resources at their disposal to come forward and tell you themselves.

They swung at me two or three times, I dodged both attacks. And after the conversation I already posted ran away.

If you are trying say your group has some kind of rules to it, you should know how much I am laughing on the inside.



You are so full of it. You AND Cladius ran by me multiple times in the past couple nights with a third member being just rooms away from you, when this fourth member chided at me to go away and stop getting them killed. Ouch..indeed.

wth are you talking about?

If you are trying to make a point, then don't be so ambiguous. Post some specifics.

[Buckwheet]

wth are you talking about?

If you are trying to make a point, then don't be so ambiguous. Post some specifics.

Why should I do all the work for you? You and Madmountan and two other members ran right by me while one of your members was crying to me about being ganked.

I was highly amused to then see members making statements like "If we see you we kill you!", "We own all this territory."

Its obvious to me you don't.

[calidus]

Why should I do all the work for you? You and Madmountan and two other members ran right by me while one of your members was crying to me about being ganked.

I was highly amused to then see members making statements like "If we see you we kill you!", "We own all this territory."

Its obvious to me you don't.

Still no idea what you're talking about, who you are, or who said those things... but I find it funny that you think I care enough to do any "work" in regards to figuring this out.

[Buckwheet]

Still no idea what you're talking about, who you are, or who said those things... but I find it funny that you think I care enough to do any "work" in regards to figuring this out.

So stop replying. I find it funny you think I care enough to write a post with specifics to help you figure it out.

As to who I am? I 'm Batman.

http://www.logicalcreativity.com/jon/I%27mBatman.jpg

[SpiffyJr]

For the love of god make it stop!

J>
You gesture at Mordechai.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Mordechai! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 15 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Awesome shot shatters spine and punctures lung!

* Mordechai drops dead at your feet!

Mordechai's movements no longer appear to be influenced by a divine power as the spiritual force fades from around his arms.
Mordechai seems to lose some focus as his eyes narrow and shift momentarily to one side.
Mordechai appears less battle-ready as a soft glow dissipates from around his form.
Mordechai loses the flickering unbridled energy surrounding him.
The light blue glow leaves Mordechai.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Mordechai.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Mordechai.
Mordechai appears less secure.
A crimson mist bleeds out from Mordechai's exposed skin.
Mordechai begins to breathe less deeply.
The faint blue glow fades from around Mordechai's hands.
The bright luminescence fades from around Mordechai.
The shimmering aura fades from around Mordechai.
Mordechai appears less confident and fearless.
The dim aura fades from around Mordechai.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Mordechai.
The powerful look leaves Mordechai.
Mordechai seems a bit less imposing.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Mordechai suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The dully illuminated mantle protecting Mordechai begins to falter, then completely fades away.
The deep blue glow leaves Mordechai.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

[HJFudge]

Eh, raised 10 seconds later. You cost me less than 5k silver in deeds. Good job. :P

[SpiffyJr]

Eh, raised 10 seconds later. You cost me less than 5k silver in deeds, downtime, and my pride. Good job. :P

Fixed.

[HJFudge]

Pride? lolololol :P Oh Pandin, you are a laugh riot today :D

[Khariz]

Pandin comes out of hiding.
Pandin gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
R>
Pandin gestures at you.
Nothing happens.
R>
* Waffle just bit the dust!
R>

R>
Pandin gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
R>
Pandin gestures at you.
Nothing happens.

R>
Pandin gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
R>
Pandin gestures at you.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! One of the thorns jabs into him!
... hits for 19 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
You are knocked to the ground!
You are stunned for 3 rounds!
!SPR>
[bigshot]>stance defensive
[group_ajar]>group open
You are still stunned.
!SPR>
Your group status is now open.
!SP>
* Waffle just bit the dust!
!SP>
Pandin attempts to kick you!
MB: 229 vs MB: 188 = 41 -- Gain advantage!
Moved into position.
THT 73, d100 roll: 56, modified: 97
and hits for 10 points of damage!
with a quick kick to the body.
!SP>
Pandin gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
!SP>
Pandin gestures at you.
For some reason, you feel extremely lucky.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
... hits for 21 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Beautiful head shot neatly slices off your ear!
... hits for 13 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Strike pierces gall bladder!
That's gotta hurt!
!SP>
* Waffle just bit the dust!
!SP>
You feel fully energetic again.
!SP>

A wooden arrow flies out of the shadows toward you!
AS: +220 vs DS: +60 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +28 = +224
... and hits for 15 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the chest.
Bad angle. The wooden arrow fails to stick in you.
!SP>
[bigshot: AUTOBOT ALERT: Your character is in trouble!]
[bigshot]>quit

Good try. Apologize for the slam. Stupid Bigshot.

[calidus]

So stop replying. I find it funny you think I care enough to write a post with specifics to help you figure it out.

As to who I am? I 'm Batman.

http://www.logicalcreativity.com/jon/I%27mBatman.jpg

I find it funny that you find it funny I think you care enough to write a post with specifics to help me figure it out.

[calidus]

[QUOTE]Pandin comes out of hiding.
Pandin gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
R>
Pandin gestures at you.
Nothing happens.
R>
* Waffle just bit the dust!
R>

R>
Pandin gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
R>
Pandin gestures at you.
Nothing happens.

R>
Pandin gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
R>
Pandin gestures at you.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! One of the thorns jabs into him!
... hits for 19 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
You are knocked to the ground!
You are stunned for 3 rounds!
!SPR>
[bigshot]>stance defensive
[group_ajar]>group open
You are still stunned.
!SPR>
Your group status is now open.
!SP>
* Waffle just bit the dust!
!SP>
Pandin attempts to kick you!
MB: 229 vs MB: 188 = 41 -- Gain advantage!
Moved into position.
THT 73, d100 roll: 56, modified: 97
and hits for 10 points of damage!
with a quick kick to the body.
!SP>
Pandin gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
!SP>
Pandin gestures at you.
For some reason, you feel extremely lucky.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
... hits for 21 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Beautiful head shot neatly slices off your ear!
... hits for 13 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Strike pierces gall bladder!
That's gotta hurt!
!SP>
* Waffle just bit the dust!
!SP>
You feel fully energetic again.
!SP>

A wooden arrow flies out of the shadows toward you!
AS: +220 vs DS: +60 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +28 = +224
... and hits for 15 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the chest.
Bad angle. The wooden arrow fails to stick in you.
!SP>
[bigshot: AUTOBOT ALERT: Your character is in trouble!]
[bigshot]>quit/QUOTE]

Good try. Apologize for the slam. Stupid Bigshot.

Waffley.

[SpiffyJr]

Two 7% hinderances in a row (0.49% chance of happening, go me) and:

A wooden arrow flies out of the shadows toward you!
AS: +220 vs DS: +60 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +28 = +224
... and hits for 15 points of damage!

Fuck you redux. Sonuva bitch, 220 AS? I just realized I had airwall on. Bah. Chalk one up for stupidity and another one for bad luck.

edit: Scanned the log and noticed you got: For some reason, you feel extremely lucky. Well, shit, you just weren't meant to die today.

[Methais]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2140/2442945092_ff4204c8a2.jpg

[Carl Spackler]

Two 7% hinderances in a row (0.49% chance of happening, go me) and:

A wooden arrow flies out of the shadows toward you!
AS: +220 vs DS: +60 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +28 = +224
... and hits for 15 points of damage!

Fuck you redux. Sonuva bitch, 220 AS? I just realized I had airwall on. Bah. Chalk one up for stupidity and another one for bad luck.

edit: Scanned the log and noticed you got: For some reason, you feel extremely lucky. Well, shit, you just weren't meant to die today.


could technically chalk 2 for bad luck...

[calidus]

Two 7% hinderances in a row (0.49% chance of happening, go me) and:

A wooden arrow flies out of the shadows toward you!
AS: +220 vs DS: +60 with AvD: +36 + d100 roll: +28 = +224
... and hits for 15 points of damage!

Fuck you redux. Sonuva bitch, 220 AS? I just realized I had airwall on. Bah. Chalk one up for stupidity and another one for bad luck.

edit: Scanned the log and noticed you got: For some reason, you feel extremely lucky. Well, shit, you just weren't meant to die today.

"Extremely lucky"........ I wonder what that feels like....

/sigh

:help:

[krissta]

Oh, ok. I'll join in here. This one's a good one...

Pandin comes out of hiding.
Pandin gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...

[go2]>northeast

Pandin gestures at you.
For some reason, you feel extremely unlucky.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath your feet! Several of the thorns jab into you!
... hits for 10 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Strike punctures thigh and shatters femur!
You fall screaming to the ground grasping your mangled left leg!
You are stunned for 10 rounds!
... hits for 39 points of damage!

[bigshot]>stance defensive

... 45 points of damage!
Shot shatters shoulder and severs right arm!
The dim aura fades from around you.
The powerful look leaves you.
The silvery luminescence fades from around you.
The deep blue glow leaves you.
The light blue glow leaves you.
The air calms down around you.

[BriarFox]

Pride? lolololol :P Oh Pandin, you are a laugh riot today :D

When you and pride get put into the same sentence, it does produce snorts of laughter. There might be a little snot that comes out, too, in a sympathetic reaction. A little bit of snot, for a little snot.

[HJFudge]

When you and pride get put into the same sentence, it does produce snorts of laughter. There might be a little snot that comes out, too, in a sympathetic reaction. A little bit of snot, for a little snot.

Necen your not even clever anymore with the insult thing. Step up your game, man!

At least be WITTY! All you seem like now is angry and pathetic.

[BriarFox]

Necen your not even clever anymore with the insult thing. Step up your game, man!

At least be WITTY! All you seem like now is angry and pathetic.

We'll let the PC be the judge. Cheerio.

[Cephalopod]

your

*you're

[Buckwheet]

I find it funny that you find it funny I think you care enough to write a post with specifics to help me figure it out.

Last word whore.

[Bhaalizmo]

You gesture at Calidus.
Warding failed!
You successfully hit Calidus's dark vultite handaxe with the spell.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[killmarlu]>stance offensive
A searing bolt of lightning leaps from a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe in Calidus's right hand.
... 70 points of damage!
Massive shock totally burns out the nervous system. Nothing works anymore.

* Calidus drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Calidus.
The light blue glow leaves Calidus.
The dim aura fades from around Calidus.
The deep blue glow leaves Calidus.
Calidus begins to breathe less deeply.
Calidus appears less secure.
Calidus seems a bit less imposing.

[Fortybox]

You gesture at Calidus.
Warding failed!
You successfully hit Calidus's dark vultite handaxe with the spell.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
[killmarlu]>stance offensive
A searing bolt of lightning leaps from a short-hafted dark vultite handaxe in Calidus's right hand.
... 70 points of damage!
Massive shock totally burns out the nervous system. Nothing works anymore.

* Calidus drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Calidus.
The light blue glow leaves Calidus.
The dim aura fades from around Calidus.
The deep blue glow leaves Calidus.
Calidus begins to breathe less deeply.
Calidus appears less secure.
Calidus seems a bit less imposing.

Laff, now that's some karma there.

[BriarFox]

Tonight's damage:

*Madmountan drops dead at your feet.
*Calidus drops dead at your feet.
*Maldric drops dead at your feet.
*Cthulu drops dead at your feet.

Some of those folks might have died more than once. I didn't really bother to keep track.

[Cthulu]

Tonight's damage:

*Madmountan drops dead at your feet.
*Calidus drops dead at your feet.
*Maldric drops dead at your feet.
*Cthulu drops dead at your feet.

Some of those folks might have died more than once. I didn't really bother to keep track.

A cyclops finished me - not you.

[BriarFox]

A cyclops finished me - not you.

After we slammed you, and while I watched, not long before I decided to heal your corpse in order to make you useful. And who do you think gave it 117 while waiting for you to log back in? Or did it wear off? Heh.

[Cthulu]

After we slammed you, and while I watched, not long before I decided to heal your corpse in order to make you useful. And who do you think gave it 117 while waiting for you to log back in? Or did it wear off? Heh.

I actually thought they log off with me, because when you log in it mentions something to the effect of it 'appearing'. Pretty cool if that's actually the case though.

[Monotonous]

I actually thought they log off with me, because when you log in it mentions something to the effect of it 'appearing'. Pretty cool if that's actually the case though.

Creatures engaged in the room during a logoff will "wander off to find their target", then return when you log back in with an enrage bonus about the same as 117.

Incidentally, you can defeat this mechanic by getting out of the room within the first 8 seconds of logging back in.

[IorakeWarhammer]

anytime i got logged and logged back in, the critter killed me instantly with like 600 AS and i couldnt do shit

[Methais]

anytime i got logged and logged back in, the critter killed me instantly with like 600 AS and i couldnt do shit


-----> You http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/6117/pwnt.gif

[Fallen]

anytime i got logged and logged back in, the critter killed me instantly with like 600 AS and i couldnt do shit

I think it is something like their next round of attack. For some creatures that's a long time. For others it can be as little as 3 seconds. Creatures that cast will actually prep a spell, wait a round, then hit you with it with a much higher CS, but by that time you might have been able to get out of the area.

[Fatsix]

I was under the impression it was at least an hour they waited around for you.

[Ashliana]

I believe if you're logged out long enough they do disappear. Usually overnight works for me. The grimswarm, in camps, though, are a lot faster to disperse and don't seem to have the revenge mechanic.

Another good trick.. if you're hunting and a creature knocks you to the floor or to kneeling, and you're in stance off.. as long as you're not stunned, if you quit and log back in, you'll be in stance def. If you're stunned, though, you'll come back in stance off even if you were in def when you were originally stunned.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Malevolence's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
H>
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a dark vultite morning star at Malevolence!
AS: +292 vs DS: +214 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +64 = +177
... and hit for 65 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!

* Malevolence drops dead at your feet!

The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Malevolence.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Malevolence.
Malevolence becomes solid again.
The light blue glow leaves Malevolence.
Malevolence appears less secure.
Malevolence glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The deep blue glow leaves Malevolence.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Malevolence suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Malevolence no longer bristles with energy.
Malevolence begins to breathe less deeply.
The dim aura fades from around Malevolence.
The bright luminescence fades from around Malevolence.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Malevolence.
Malevolence appears somehow different.
The powerful look leaves Malevolence.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Malevolence.
Malevolence looks momentarily uneasy, but quickly recovers.
Roundtime: 7 sec.



HR>amb katz head
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a dark vultite morning star at Katze!
AS: +292 vs DS: +150 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +33 = +203
... and hit for 54 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!

* Katze drops dead at your feet!

Roundtime: 7 sec.



Logged this guy..

[Outlands Manor, Exterior]
Weeds grow up between the tiles paving this small courtyard. Broken chairs lie scattered about, and the rusted frame of a once glaes-topped table leans sadly to one side. An empty, modwir door frame leads into the manorhouse, but no sign of the door that once hung there is visible, only splintered gaps in the frame where the hinges were bolted. Just a bit northeast of here stands a well. You also see the Oblivion disk.
Also here: a stunned Oblivion, Shakira
Obvious paths: north, northeast, south
HR>

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a dark vultite morning star at Shakira!
AS: +292 vs DS: +199 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +85 = +210
... and hit for 76 points of damage!
Brain driven into neck by mammoth downswing!

* Shakira drops dead at your feet!

The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Shakira.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Shakira.
The light blue glow leaves Shakira.
The bright luminescence fades from around Shakira.
Shakira appears less secure.
A faint silvery glow fades from around Shakira.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Shakira.
The deep blue glow leaves Shakira.
Shakira begins to breathe less deeply.
Shakira glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The dim aura fades from around Shakira.
The powerful look leaves Shakira.
Roundtime: 7 sec.


H>amb mad hea
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a dark vultite morning star at Madmountan!
AS: +282 vs DS: +106 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +23 = +236
... and hit for 37 points of damage!
Solid strike caves Madmountan's skull in, resulting in instant death!

* Madmountan drops dead at your feet!

The light blue glow leaves Madmountan.
Madmountan begins to breathe less deeply.
The powerful look leaves Madmountan.
Madmountan appears less secure.
The dim aura fades from around Madmountan.
The deep blue glow leaves Madmountan.
Roundtime: 7 sec.
R>



HR>amb shakira head
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a dark vultite morning star at Shakira!
AS: +292 vs DS: +201 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +91 = +214
... and hit for 72 points of damage!
Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon.

* Shakira drops dead at your feet!

Shakira glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Shakira.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Shakira.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Shakira.
The light blue glow leaves Shakira.
The powerful look leaves Shakira.
The dim aura fades from around Shakira.
The bright luminescence fades from around Shakira.
The deep blue glow leaves Shakira.
Shakira begins to breathe less deeply.
Shakira appears less secure.
Roundtime: 7 sec.
R>
Shakira just left.


HR>prep 616
You come out of hiding.
You gesture while summoning the spirits of nature to aid you with the Spike Thorn spell...
Your spell is ready.
>cas mad
You gesture at Madmountan.
For some reason, you feel extremely lucky.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Madmountan! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 38 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Great shot penetrates thigh and shatters bone!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!
... hits for 13 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Strike through both ears, foe is quite dead!

* Madmountan drops dead at your feet!

The powerful look leaves Madmountan.
Madmountan appears less secure.
The light blue glow leaves Madmountan.
Madmountan begins to breathe less deeply.
The deep blue glow leaves Madmountan.
The dim aura fades from around Madmountan.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

[Fatsix]

missed one.

Also here: a stunned Oblivion

[SpiffyJr]

After Marlu's decimating defeat yesterday I'm surprised they're still trying. I don't know why these kids show loyalty to Mordechai. As far as I can tell he does shit to help them out and scripts most of the day - the exact thing people in the cult wanted to avoid. Renounce all ties to that idiot and you won't die from the Vanguard again.

[LMingrone]

I'll keep saying it until they acknowledge it. I created Marlu, so either thank me or worship ME.

Thanks for creating a clan based on a God I created.

[IorakeWarhammer]

they just want an organized excuse to kill people so rather than taking it personally people blame the organization. its like troops who went to Iraq and shot innocent civilians and said "it was part of the mission" but they're still fucking murderers.

[Drevihyin]

they just want an organized excuse to kill people so rather than taking it personally people blame the organization. its like troops who went to Iraq and shot innocent civilians and said "it was part of the mission" but they're still fucking murderers.

You have no clue about military operations, so don't pretend that you know anything about collateral damage or rules of engagement.

I'm not talking about Xbox or PS3.

I think your best posts are those that deal with a fantasy text game.

[Fatsix]

its like troops who went to Iraq and shot innocent civilians and said "it was part of the mission" but they're still fucking murderers.

Oh boy. Your an asshole.

[IorakeWarhammer]

i guess you're right :/

[daeler33]

they just want an organized excuse to kill people so rather than taking it personally people blame the organization. its like troops who went to Iraq and shot innocent civilians and said "it was part of the mission" but they're still fucking murderers.

I was in Iraq and I just want to say from all the soldiers, fuck you. dont post about shit that you have no clue on.

[IorakeWarhammer]

good job participating in that genocide. i feel MUCH safer now that Saddam is out of power. imagine if he had killed 5,000 MORE people. could have been Israelis too. I guess the 2 million dead and 5 million refugees are completely worth it!

[Rinualdo]

You are astonishingly ignorant

[IorakeWarhammer]

yeah. well let's take this to another thread. probably a bad place to be discussing the pros and cons of being a brainwashed service member that blindly follows their tyrannical Government into a genocidal land-grab.

(p.s. I respect the authority and service of any and all service members (including police and firemen) that actually participate in keeping me safe. and I love my country. but the issue is that dissent is the highest form of patriotism)

[LMingrone]

I have a good idea for everyone. Let's all agree to not respond to ANYTHING this fool posts. It's pretty clear he's not able to have an adult conversion. I've had my disagreements with people on these boards, but it's always been in good fun. This fool gets funny when someone talks about his life. He's like the ugly, fat kid in middle school that tries to beat on the winners because he hates himself. Grow the fuck up. Oh and I have your computers nailed down, so a suggestion to you IW, DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS. Stay on the boards, but act like a fucking adult human being. I have not hate, but act like everyone on here is a friend. Disagree, but don't act like a fool. Your trolling isn't even very good. Yeah I bit the line, but I knew I was doing it. Also, I've never talked shit about your wife or religion....that would make me a asshole like you. Grow the fuck up.

[Fatsix]

They did it to themselves in allowing it to happen. Allowing terrorists to store weapons in their homes and then when they get killed, OH no there were civilians in there! I'm sure the muslim nation is greatful your sticking up for them.

[IorakeWarhammer]

i'm not saying i'm sticking up for the credibility of Saddam Hussein, a rather secular dictator who displaced ethnic Kurds in the North, gassed them, etc.. what I'm sticking up for is the right of humanity to be protected under international law.

Here's a video of a cameraman and his assistant being gunned down along with 15 other innocent civilians. The violation of international law is contained later in the video, where the helicopter fires upon a vehicle that has come to rescue these men.

http://www.collateralmurder.com/

[Fatsix]

Right, what are those 2 guys talking to those men for, media or not. And yes that's a rocket launcher. Guilty by association. As for the children, its a little sad, but they were probably going to follow in their parents footsteps...

[Cephalopod]

This is one of the only times I miss extra moderation on the PC.

Someone needs to merge all of the stupid Marlu vs. Vanguard threads into one, then merge every thread IorakeWarhammer has ever made into one thread.

[cizzymac]

They did it to themselves in allowing it to happen. Allowing terrorists to store weapons in their homes and then when they get killed, OH no there were civilians in there! I'm sure the muslim nation is greatful your sticking up for them.

Not defending what IW is saying by any means, but if groups of armed men are barging through families' doors and telling them they are going to store weapons in their homes or else they are going to kill them, what do you expect them to do? Resist men armed with ak-47's with a frying pan?

They are not "allowing" it to happen. They are being forced to do it or else they will be killed.

[daeler33]

Not defending what IW is saying by any means, but if groups of armed men are barging through families' doors and telling them they are going to store weapons in their homes or else they are going to kill them, what do you expect them to do? Resist men armed with ak-47's with a frying pan?

They are not "allowing" it to happen. They are being forced to do it or else they will be killed.

so... they are going to threaten to kill them them leave them the means to defend themselves....

[Deathravin]

Not defending what IW is saying by any means, but if groups of armed men are barging through families' doors and telling them they are going to store weapons in their homes or else they are going to kill them, what do you expect them to do? Resist men armed with ak-47's with a frying pan?

They are not "allowing" it to happen. They are being forced to do it or else they will be killed.

Well personally I'd probably let them store whatever they want then move... but that's just me.

[Fatsix]

Well personally I'd probably let them store whatever they want then move... but that's just me.

exactly... or tell someone. But sadam demoralized and ruined them by executing all the tattle tails.

A better analogy would have been the people of Darfur. They are getting murdered with reckless abdandon by the village full by their own kind.

[calidus]

...

[IorakeWarhammer]

What moderation? ROFL

Aww Calidus.. missed you this morning.. :(

Ohh well I kept busy anyway!

[IorakeWarhammer]

I have a good idea for everyone. Let's all agree to not respond to ANYTHING this fool posts. It's pretty clear he's not able to have an adult conversion. I've had my disagreements with people on these boards, but it's always been in good fun. This fool gets funny when someone talks about his life. He's like the ugly, fat kid in middle school that tries to beat on the winners because he hates himself. Grow the fuck up. Oh and I have your computers nailed down, so a suggestion to you IW, DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS. Stay on the boards, but act like a fucking adult human being. I have not hate, but act like everyone on here is a friend. Disagree, but don't act like a fool. Your trolling isn't even very good. Yeah I bit the line, but I knew I was doing it. Also, I've never talked shit about your wife or religion....that would make me a asshole like you. Grow the fuck up.

I like this sensible post. I don't get the computers part.. please don't threaten to hack me. This would have been a good PM, but I guess it's appropriate for the context. You know, I've even found myself annoyed by some of the things I've said.

You know, my real intention for being here is from love of the game. That's the only reason I spend any time here. I figure whatever I say, for better or for worse, is adding an additional element to the community.

The trolling at first happened by accident, as I wasn't all too privy to the etiquette of posting in general, having spent 6 years completely away from the game and this social network in general. People gave me a lot of shit and created the monster. I'm willing to end the nightmare! But one thing I can't stand that people do here (which I am increasingly guilty of): they fail to accept people for who they are, despite elements of their personality that totally go against everything they stand for. incessant mocking and responses to that are a really huge waste of time and it's boring to read.

[Deathravin]

they fail to accept people for who they are, despite elements of their personality that totally go against everything they stand for. incessant mocking and responses to that are a really huge waste of time and it's boring to read.

Welcome to the human condition.
Well... to the American condition anyway.

Peace and Love is all well and good for the 60's. But outside of the stoned hippie demographic, it doesn't sell very well. Sex and conflict sell (and thus are entertaining) to Americans.

[LMingrone]

Wow, I wasn't expecting that. You respect me, I'll respect you. Everyone else is fair game.

[naps]

they just want an organized excuse to kill people.

Wouldn't Onar have been the better choice?

[Drisco]

I like this sensible post. I don't get the computers part.. please don't threaten to hack me. This would have been a good PM, but I guess it's appropriate for the context. You know, I've even found myself annoyed by some of the things I've said.

You know, my real intention for being here is from love of the game. That's the only reason I spend any time here. I figure whatever I say, for better or for worse, is adding an additional element to the community.

The trolling at first happened by accident, as I wasn't all too privy to the etiquette of posting in general, having spent 6 years completely away from the game and this social network in general. People gave me a lot of shit and created the monster. I'm willing to end the nightmare! But one thing I can't stand that people do here (which I am increasingly guilty of): they fail to accept people for who they are, despite elements of their personality that totally go against everything they stand for. incessant mocking and responses to that are a really huge waste of time and it's boring to read.


You are still an ass hat. What is this your 4th or 5th post saying you'll stop acting like malicious hungry troll. Jesus christ, it's not like we all gathered around and said zomg his wife is a muslim or whatever the hell you two nut jobs are, lets make fun of them.. You were the one who was all like omg I'm like a muslim could you like please like give me like some attention! Watch as I spread my religion on these boards. Honestly we could give 2 shits about you or your religion. We make fun of you because you act like a tool. Case closed.

[calidus]

Jesus christ, it's not like we all gathered around and said zomg his wife is a muslim or whatever the hell you two nut jobs are, lets make fun of them.. You were the one who was all like omg I'm like a muslim could you like please like give me like some attention! Watch as a spread my religion on these boards.

This gave me a chuckle.

[Tilnam]

they just want an organized excuse to kill people so rather than taking it personally people blame the organization. its like troops who went to Iraq and shot innocent civilians and said "it was part of the mission" but they're still fucking murderers.


What about deaths in the name of islam? Are they still fucking murderers when they enter a public spot with civilians and blow themselves up?

[Cthulu]

they just want an organized excuse to kill people so rather than taking it personally people blame the organization. its like troops who went to Iraq and shot innocent civilians and said "it was part of the mission" but they're still fucking murderers.

Go fuck yourself you limp dicked piece of rat shit.

[Cthulu]

They did it to themselves in allowing it to happen. Allowing terrorists to store weapons in their homes and then when they get killed, OH no there were civilians in there! I'm sure the muslim nation is greatful your sticking up for them.

Uhm... I store weapons in my home in the states - does that make ME a terrorist?

Bad argument is bad.

All soldiers - deploying or not, were trained during BOOT CAMP that our current enemies own guns are a suppliment to their daily life, and are NOT evidence of terrorism.

Edit - I realize now you may be referring to weapons caches, fatsix. In which case, I rescind my words.

[Cthulu]

Welcome to the human condition.
Well... to the American condition anyway.

Peace and Love is all well and good for the 60's. But outside of the stoned hippie demographic, it doesn't sell very well. Sex and conflict sell (and thus are entertaining) to Americans.

Yeah, good thing there's no other nations out there where sex and conflict sell well in....

[townkiller]

This thread really needs to die. Please.
http://www.gataxsales.com/Pics/vomit.jpg

[Drisco]

I agree. Lets all sign off on letting this thread die by posting Puking photos. I'll go second.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7y_eZOp4oYY/SOV50an68uI/AAAAAAAAAE4/7-vNnRq5mdM/s400/funny-pictures-puke-kitty-11x.jpg

[IorakeWarhammer]

nah this thread will continue with its original purpose :)

[Cthulu]

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Gross/Baby_Barf_Picture.jpg

[IorakeWarhammer]

you guys wish you can distract from the point of this thread (owning you) but you ultimately will not.

[townkiller]

this thread stopped being about shattered a long time ago. now its about puke!

http://one4theotherthumb.com/images/stories/09regularseason/titans/toilet_puke.jpg

[Some Rogue]

And failing at linking pictures.

[Celephais]

This is my favorite puke pic, because the puker is wearing a whalers shirt. BRING BACK THE WHALE!
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/10/28/633608179696769684-PROJECTILEVOMIT.jpg

[IorakeWarhammer]

lol this board is all asshats not just me

[Rolton-Sammich]

Puke pictures are more entertaining than most of the shit you Shattered people post.

http://www.billhaverchuck.com/vomit.jpg

[calidus]

This thread is going places.

[Celephais]

This thread has gone from 1 to 5 stars.

[Cthulu]

http://theweekendpics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/drunk-passed-out-in-her-puke.jpg

[IorakeWarhammer]

Due to Bhaalizmo's good work earlier owning Calidus, I didn't post until 4pm. This is a good way to get rid of me if you're looking for one. Destroy the Marlu clan in Shattered.

[Deathravin]

Due to Bhaalizmo's good work earlier owning Calidus, I didn't post until 4pm. This is a good way to get rid of me if you're looking for one. Destroy the Marlu clan in Shattered.

We thought you meant 4pm Hawaii time... april 3rd 2031

So what you're saying is if you post a killing of a marlu clan, you'll not post for 3 hours?

[Ribbons]

We thought you meant 4pm Hawaii time... april 3rd 2031

So what you're saying is if you post a killing of a marlu clan, you'll not post for 3 hours?

If that's the case I'm sure everyone here would get a million logs in under five minutes.

[Bhaalizmo]

Due to Bhaalizmo's good work earlier owning Calidus, I didn't post until 4pm. This is a good way to get rid of me if you're looking for one. Destroy the Marlu clan in Shattered.

What if I post 8 Marlu deaths? Do we get a 24 hour respite?

[IorakeWarhammer]

Yes. Every kill of a Marlu member will constitute 3 hours of me not posting. You could potentially cut me off for life. I may post on an alt, but the conduct of that alt will be so civil and infrequent that you won't be able to detect it. The monster will die.

[Cephalopod]

Yes. Every kill of a Marlu member will constitute 3 hours of me not posting. You could potentially cut me off for life. I may post on an alt, but the conduct of that alt will be so civil and infrequent that you won't be able to detect it. The monster will die.

This seems very unlikely.

[Donquix]

This seems very unlikely.

It's a chance we might have to take.

[Methais]

What if i just fabricate a log of me pwning them 4782390472304 times? Will you go away forever?

[IorakeWarhammer]

worst case scenario is that nothing on the board changes and some assclowns died in vain.

I hate to say trust me but uhh.. trust me.

the log will be corroborated with their death message in the death window.

example: you post your log, the time, and it shows in my death window so i can add the tally.

[Deathravin]

Yes. Every kill of a Marlu member will constitute 3 hours of me not posting. You could potentially cut me off for life. I may post on an alt, but the conduct of that alt will be so civil and infrequent that you won't be able to detect it. The monster will die.

Alts are against TOS

Also, do past logs count? if so how far back can we go?

[Celephais]

Will the alt defend Muslim beliefs?

[IorakeWarhammer]

the alt won't be here to socialize just discuss gemstone related questions, but the alt will be checking krakiipedia and old board posts before asking questions

questions/discussion of Islam will be relegated to PM only.

TOS SMOSS!! if TOS was being enforced half of the Marlu clan's alts would be removed.

[Cephalopod]

the alt won't be here to socialize just discuss gemstone related questions, but the alt will be checking krakiipedia and old board posts before asking questions

This reminds me of that time a few weeks ago when IorakeWarhammer made that post admitting he'd been a douchebag and he was going to change.

Remember that?

Yeah.

Good times.

[HJFudge]

Im just sad that now every. single. thread. hes been able to take over and monopolize with page after page of boring crap. Its not even entertaining trollery.

[SpiffyJr]

Im just sad that now every. single. thread. hes been able to take over and monopolize with page after page of boring crap. Its not even entertaining trollery.

You're commenting on it.

[IorakeWarhammer]

Im just sad that now every. single. thread. hes been able to take over and monopolize with page after page of boring crap. Its not even entertaining trollery.

I agree man, seriously. And I didn't even do it intentionally. I just made a comment and everyone blew it way out of proportion.

[IorakeWarhammer]

This reminds me of that time a few weeks ago when IorakeWarhammer made that post admitting he'd been a douchebag and he was going to change.

Remember that?

Yeah.

Good times.

I did pretty good but when people are being silly I can't help but conform.

[HJFudge]

You're commenting on it.

Yes, I am. Now Im commenting on your commenting that Im commenting on it!

Wheeee.

Its like when I worked at Deveraux all over again

[Ribbons]

I agree man, seriously. And I didn't even do it intentionally. I just made a completely biased and uneducated comment and everyone blew it way out of proportion.

Fixed for ya. Ribbons got your back, bra.

[IorakeWarhammer]

nice. I like that actually. It applies a good 20%-30% of the time.

[Methais]

This seems very unlikely.

It also violates his "contract". Until he pledges to not post under any name, the Marlu gang should be left alone.

IW's insatiable need for attention is worse than some giggly little mall girl.

[Methais]

Its like when I worked at Deveraux all over again

Blanche Devereaux?
http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID1994/images/2007_04_arts_blanche.jpg

[HJFudge]

Nah its a school for troubled kids. For kids who cant handle normal school because they are a) mentally disabled, b) Violent, or c) Just batshit crazy

[Methais]

Nah its a school for troubled kids. For kids who cant handle normal school because they are a) mentally disabled, b) Violent, or c) Just batshit crazy

Did you rehabilitate them by teaching them laser tag?

[HJFudge]

Did you rehabilitate them by teaching them laser tag?

No I just basically kept them from killing each other or hurting themselves.

[townkiller]

http://www.snowrev.com/Storage/Contents/728/puke.jpg

[Cthulu]

I suppose it would be pointless for me to object to the vomit pictures. Vomit is my kryptonite. It gives me a literal gag reflex. Maybe you can put them all in one thread. I'd rather look at the video of the man puncturing his testicles with needles 500 times than look at a picture of vomit.

Who is that in your avatar?