Bad roleplaying moments

[Khariz]

Oh and he's sitting here chatting with Xixtrataa which makes it even worse. Now he's RPing with himself on another character. Notice the lack of capitalized i.

Tecs says, "Oh dear god you are all in trouble now."
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Tecs says, "He is here."
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You feel less drained.
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Tecs says, "And marching this way."
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Acrew just arrived.
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Tecs says, "Told ya."
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Acrew gives Tecs a friendly slap on the back.
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Acrew says, "Shut up fool."
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Acrew appears to be trying hard not to grin.
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Acrew sits down next to Xixtrataa.
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Acrew gives Xixtrataa a lingering kiss.
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You feel less drained.
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Xixtrataa snuggles Acrew, who responds by cradling an arm around her.
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Acrew says, "Oh sure i am here and she is out of her mind."
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Acrew says, "Oh wait."
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Acrew flashes a wide grin.
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Acrew leans softly against Xixtrataa.
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Xixtrataa rolls her eyes.

[NocturnalRob]

The general perception of good or even acceptable RP in GS these days is fucking frightening.

[Khariz]

Acrew says, "Oh who is this someone new to my part of the well."
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Xixtrataa giggles.
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "Madmountan ..this be my hubby ...Acrew."
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Xixtrataa snuggles Acrew, who responds by cradling an arm around her.
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Acrew says, "I am acrew."
s>greet acr
You nod curtly to Acrew.
s>exa acr
You see Acrew Fargarthen the Battle Mage.
He appears to be a Human.
He is tall and appears to be of full age. He has watery crystal green eyes and golden brown skin. He has waist length, tied back black hair with a white streak running through it. He has a sloping nose and a long beard.
He has a gold-banded black glaes pipe clenched between his teeth.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a deep red rowan runestaff topped with a golden orb in his right hand.
He is wearing a sturdy dark leather gem pouch, an ink black spidersilk bag, a rune-etched leather scroll case slung over his shoulder, a spun spidersilk wand harness, a regal dragonfire opal ring, a wide silver wrist cuff, a crystal amulet, a dark blue spidersilk harness slung over his other shoulder, a hemp-strung blue slate chalkboard, a coarse wooden mask incised with deep whorls on each cheek, an emerald-inlaid coiled dragon earcuff, a dragon capped silver torc, a delicate mithril alloy medallion, a smoky topaz inset silver torc, a crude roa'ter-toothed necklace, a matte black leather eyepatch, a pair of wire-framed spectacles, a silver and gold wand pin, a skull-shaped bone pin with tiny heliodor eyes, an opal studded pewter brooch, a lead-bound maoral Adventurer's Guild badge, some crimson fitted casting leathers, a polished silver wristlet, a delicate silver charm bracelet, a gold-inlaid dark green jade bracelet, a silver-swirled pale blue imflass wedding band adorned with sapphire chips, a carved ruby pentagram ring, a sparkling dragonfire opal ring, a silver-edged leather wand belt, a misty grey sack, some loose spidersilk pants dyed a rich midnight black, a black leather thigh sheath bound in silver, a gold-inlaid dark green anklet, a pair of snakeskin boots trimmed with bleached fangs, and a cobweb-covered dark blue spidersilk cloak edged with silver velvet trim.
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You do not feel drained anymore.
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Acrew says, "Her better half even if she is much older them me."
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Acrew grins.
s>chu
You chuckle.
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Xixtrataa sticks her tongue out at Acrew, and lets out with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from her lips!
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* Novur just bit the dust!
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "You just like older women."
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Xixtrataa nods.
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Xixtrataa snuggles Acrew, who responds by cradling an arm around her.
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Acrew says, "I am the nice one."
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Acrew says, "True."
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "And i am the ebil one."
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Acrew grins at Xixtrataa.
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "All the rogues think i am."
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Xixtrataa nods.
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "I pick fer free."
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Xixtrataa giggles.
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Xixtrataa rubs her rose gold anklet.
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Xixtrataa rubs her rainbow glaes anklet, causing a golden incandescence to dance around its edges briefly.
Xixtrataa gets an odd look on her face.
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Xixtrataa grumbles.
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Acrew says, "I still dont understand how i lost a pack full of weapons."
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Xixtrataa removes a crystal amulet from in her spidersilk pack.
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Xixtrataa slides her amulet into a small compartment underneath her rainbow glaes anklet, and it affixes itself with a soft *CLICK!*
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Xixtrataa rolls her eyes.
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "Droped em maybe."
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You say, "By the way....just for clarification's sake, this has been my part of the well going on 12 years now. I've had a four month absence and two crews seem to have moved in while I'm gone. There's you folks and the Gardeth/Steia crew, both of whom now lay claim to this place. It doesn't bother me in the slightest, I was just making a clarification."
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Acrew says, "You understand all my hair is going to fall out because of this right."
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Xixtrataa giggles at you.
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Xixtrataa snickers.
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Acrew glances at you.
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Xixtrataa blows expertly across her flute, drawing forth a merry, joyful trill.
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Acrew says, "Has not."
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "Are yas gonna arm wrestle now."
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Xixtrataa rolls her eyes.
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You say, "Indeed it has. When the well had the additional areas built on, I've sat here ever since."
s>grin
You grin.
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Xixtrataa giggles at you.
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Xixtrataa's fingers skip lightly along the length of her flute, conveying a cheery melody.
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Acrew says, "The great lord pagg has owned this peace for a long time about 13 or 14 years."
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Acrew flashes a wide grin.
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Acrew nods.
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "I bet ya steia/gardeth crowed be a part o us."
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Xixtrataa nods.
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Xixtrataa points at Acrew.
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You say, "The additions haven't even been here that long."
s>grin
You grin.
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "Their son."
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Xixtrataa's fingers skip lightly along the length of her flute, conveying a cheery melody.
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Acrew says, "Have to."
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Acrew flashes a wide grin.
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Acrew winks at you.
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Xixtrataa giggles at you.
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Xixtrataa blows expertly across her flute, drawing forth a merry, joyful trill.
s>time
Today is Tilamaires, day 13 of the month Lormesta in the year 5109. It is 15:13 by the elven time standard. It is currently late afternoon.
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Acrew asks, "So what we doing today?"
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "Pagg is a sweety."
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Acrew says, "Is not."
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "Is too."
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Xixtrataa nods.
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Xixtrataa's fingers skip lightly along the length of her flute, conveying a cheery melody.
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Acrew says, "He beat me when i was young."
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "Remember love...everyone likes xixie."
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "So you likely deserved it."
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Acrew says, "What am i saying he still beats me."
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Xixtrataa snuggles Acrew, who responds by cradling an arm around her.
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Xixtrataa blows expertly across her flute, drawing forth a merry, joyful trill.
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Acrew glances at Xixtrataa.
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Xixtrataa huskily says, "You likely liked it too."
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Xixtrataa giggles.
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Acrew says, "That hurt me deep."
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At this point I just stopped interacting with them, because I was about to enter the bad roleplaying area myself by escalating to violence, and it just wasn't worth it. I've sat at whatever version of the "Town Well" existed since 1995. I've never heard of any of these fools, including Pagg.

At least when Cronuss was making his claims, I actully remember him from back then. I can list almost every single person who has ever been a regular at the well from that point forward, and this douchbag wasn't one of them.

[NocturnalRob]

HULK MAD!! HULK CRUUUUUUUSH!!

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/ps2/action/incredible_hulk_ultimate_destruction_strong.jpg

[Durgrimst]

When I came back out of GS retirement I made myself home in the well. The guys that were normally there were Mad and Vandelle primarily. It is a good place to rest.

[NocturnalRob]

it's Vandele, jamboni

[Khariz]

When I came back out of GS retirement I made myself home in the well. The guys that were normally there were Mad and Vandelle primarily. It is a good place to rest.

Yeah, I've known Vandele for probably 12 of 14 years.

[NocturnalRob]

Vandele is awesome. Always free with the spells and the jokes.

edit: Granted, this is from 2 years ago when I actually hung out in the cesspool that is the Landing. TERAS 4 LIFE!

[Vesi]

Yes, and we all know we can play a flute and talk at the same time!

[MotleyCrew]

Yes, and we all know we can play a flute and talk at the same time!

Well dur! Plus spell ourselves up and giggle incessantly, all while being pregnant in high heels and skin tight clothing!

[diethx]

all while being pregnant in high heels and skin tight clothing!

This is possible, however not recommended:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/14666256_afe654aa91.jpg?v=0

[Vesi]

Well dur! Plus spell ourselves up and giggle incessantly, all while being pregnant in high heels and skin tight clothing!

lol

edited to add: Posted before I saw the picture. My eyes!

[Some Rogue]

God that pic is so hot.

/fap

[Adequate Picker]

Never heard of a Pagg myself.

[Stanley Burrell]

Muhfucka owns the well.

[GSKynthelig]

Muhfucka owns the well.

Word?

[Khariz]

Word?

Word.

[thefarmer]

Jennafire laughs at Ratolin!
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Jennafire laughs at Ratolin!
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Jennafire laughs at Ratolin!
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Jennafire laughs at Ratolin!
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Zee just went northeast.
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Jennafire falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
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Karacen struggles to stand, but fails.
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Jennafire darkly says, "Oh meee geee."
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Karacen stands up.
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Lord Dynauld just arrived.
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Lord Dynauld just went southeast.
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Lord Nakoren just arrived.
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Jennafire darkly says, "P."
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Lord Nakoren just went west.
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Jennafire darkly says, "I."
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Jennafire darkly says, "M."
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Zee just arrived.
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Zee just went west.
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Jennafire darkly says, "P."
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Ratolin chuckles.
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Lord Nakoren just arrived.
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Lord Nakoren just went northeast.
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Jennafire darkly says, "I dont know what you herrrd about me."
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Zee just arrived.
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Zee just went northeast.
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Jennafire darkly says, "But a beach can't get a dollar out of me."
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Jennafire darkly says, "No cadillacs no burbs you cant see."
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Jerimas just arrived.
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Jennafire darkly says, "That im a mofookin p.i.m.p."

[Adequate Picker]

Least it rhymed.

[Methais]

Shoulda killed her.

Where do all these tards hang out? Illistim? Teras is boring and there's nobody for me to kill. Except Gnimble, but he cybers with me.

[CrystalTears]

Are you fucking kidding me? :banghead:

[Xeromist]

That made my teeth hurt to read.

[Beguiler]

I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

[Tea & Strumpets]

Shoulda killed her.

Where do all these tards hang out? Illistim? Teras is boring and there's nobody for me to kill. Except Gnimble, but he cybers with me.

You're not supposed to ever kill other characters. Please ASSIST to log any problems with a Game Host, and then do not interact with the character in the future.

[CrystalTears]

You're not supposed to ever kill other characters. Please ASSIST to log any problems with a Game Host, and then do not interact with the character in the future.
That's so not what you told Cryheart on the boards a few weeks ago. You're so inconsistent. You sicken me.

[Tea & Strumpets]

That's so not what you told Cryheart on the boards a few weeks ago. You're so inconsistent. You sicken me.

I heard GM's read this board and don't want to get in trouble.

[Martaigne]

Tsin quit.

[Vesi]

Tsin quit.

Shouldn't that be in Gemstone Gems?

[Vesi]

Jennafire laughs at Ratolin!
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Jennafire laughs at Ratolin!
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Jennafire laughs at Ratolin!
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Jennafire laughs at Ratolin!
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Zee just went northeast.
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Jennafire falls to the ground laughing hysterically!
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Karacen struggles to stand, but fails.
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Jennafire darkly says, "Oh meee geee."
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Karacen stands up.
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Lord Dynauld just arrived.
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Lord Dynauld just went southeast.
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Lord Nakoren just arrived.
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Jennafire darkly says, "P."
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Lord Nakoren just went west.
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Jennafire darkly says, "I."
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Jennafire darkly says, "M."
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Zee just arrived.
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Zee just went west.
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Jennafire darkly says, "P."
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Ratolin chuckles.
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Lord Nakoren just arrived.
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Lord Nakoren just went northeast.
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Jennafire darkly says, "I dont know what you herrrd about me."
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Zee just arrived.
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Zee just went northeast.
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Jennafire darkly says, "But a beach can't get a dollar out of me."
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Jennafire darkly says, "No cadillacs no burbs you cant see."
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Jerimas just arrived.
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Jennafire darkly says, "That im a mofookin p.i.m.p."

And it was all said darkly too. (automatic F) What is wrong with these people and all the ooc BS? I can't even blame it on school being out anymore.

[thefarmer]

It was in TSC.

[Khariz]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/319047856_dbf1ef3e92.jpg

[TheLastShamurai]

i love that picture.

[MotleyCrew]

Maybe if she stopped giggling all the time and paid attention to what she was actually doing...

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Xixtrataa smiles ren happens all the time hun
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Xixtrataa's cheeks flush with a soft shade of apricot.
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Xixtrataa just punched herself!

[Khariz]

Trazier [General]: "Gushi said he calculated a 80% success rate on his rescue mission....."

[Gnomad]

Trazier [General]: "Gushi said he calculated a 80% success rate on his rescue mission....."

basic math is ooc now?

[Methais]

basic math is ooc now?

No, but using "a" instead of "an" before a word starting with a vowel sound indicates he's from Alabama, and Alabama doesn't exist in Elanthia, therefore he's being OOC.

[Khariz]

Gushi is a reference to Quantum Leap. You guys aren't nerds enough for this.

[LadyLaphrael]

Maybe if she stopped giggling all the time and paid attention to what she was actually doing...

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Xixtrataa smiles ren happens all the time hun
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Xixtrataa's cheeks flush with a soft shade of apricot.
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Xixtrataa just punched herself!

Did anyone actually go to her little cobbling discussion? And if so, did anyone log it? I can only imagine what a delight it must've been to sit through, on top of the fact that she announced it hours after I had mine put on the calendar.

[MotleyCrew]

Did anyone actually go to her little cobbling discussion? And if so, did anyone log it? I can only imagine what a delight it must've been to sit through, on top of the fact that she announced it hours after I had mine put on the calendar.

I try to tune her out, didn't know she was having one.

I wanted to go to yours, but the Solhaven invasion drew me away and I forgots..me sorry.

[Winter's Kiss]

Did anyone actually go to her little cobbling discussion? And if so, did anyone log it? I can only imagine what a delight it must've been to sit through, on top of the fact that she announced it hours after I had mine put on the calendar.

I just wanted to say that it sucks I missed your lecture, but your cobbling table is teh awesome. When's the next one so I can make it?

[Gnomad]

Skydzia skips over to Kutta merrily.
>l skyd
You see Skydzia.
He appears to be a Dhe'nar Dark Elf.

[stormtov]

Oooh, he does that a lot. One of my dhe'nar friends hates(in a RP sense at least) him with a passion.

[DaCapn]

Skydzia skips over to Kutta merrily.
>l skyd
You see Skydzia.
He appears to be a Dhe'nar Dark Elf.

I'm willing to guess that character was sold at some point or another. The person who played that character (I think originally) also played one of those thieves that everyone loved to hate (based out of Icemule probably 3 years ago, pretty sure Dragontat was the name; something dumb like that). Maybe he wasn't sold though. At the time, I seem to remember he was pretty dumb and had a hard time understanding that PvP and CvC are different things.

[Methais]

Dessedemona says, "I smell meth."
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Vasarias grunts.
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Vasarias melodically says, "What is going on.."

Vasarias smiles at you.
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You put a pure white runestaff in your alchemist's coat.
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Vasarias melodically says, "Thanks."
You remove a beaker of Methais' Home Brew from in your alchemist's coat.
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Vasarias checks his equipment, adjusting and rearranging his gear.
You try to pour your Methais' Home Brew on Dessedemona, but she was able to dodge out of the way.
You frown.
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Dessedemona says, "Whose cookin."
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Vasarias just went out.
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Mellchiah just arrived.
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Dessedemona says, "Methy boo."
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Dessedemona says, "Have you missed moi."
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Mellchiah just went out.

You rub your chin thoughtfully.

As you vigorously shake your head about, small flakes of ash fall from your hair.
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The shimmering multicolored sphere fades from around Dinklz.
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Tiny fissures in the fire wyrdling's skin briefly glow a deep red-orange.
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Dessedemona punches you.
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Vanai murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Vanai concentrates.
Vanai's head looks better.
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Dessedemona says, "Gonna miss the ol gonadians ya ballchinian."
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Vasarias just arrived.

You say, "I been too busy dealing with volcanoes to miss anything."
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The white cat pads around the area.

You kick Dessedemona!

You ask, "What are you talking about?"

You take a drink from your Methais' Home Brew.
You feel the blood drain from your face as your eyes glaze over.
You are stunned!

On the finished wooden bench you see some brostheras grass, some tree bark, some tree bark, a wilted maroon damask rose, some tree bark, an arrow, a tall fluted crystal glass and an arrow.
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Dessedemona says, "Timmieh."
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Dessedemona says, "Timmieh."
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Dessedemona pokes Essei in the ribs.
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The white cat sits down, her tail curling to cover her front paws.
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Quazyd removes a vermilion harness from in his ebon spidersilk cloak.
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Dessedemona snickers.
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Essei babbles something unintelligible.
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Vanai murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Vanai concentrates.
Vanai's right arm looks better.
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Quazyd carefully inspects his vermilion harness.
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Essei chuckles.
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Vanai murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Vanai concentrates.
Vanai's right hand looks better.
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Quazyd slings a vermilion harness over his shoulder.
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Vanai just opened a translucent spidersilk cloak clasped with a spider-shaped sapphire.
>flai
You wildly flail your arms about shooting ash and soot in every direction.
>prep 501
You intone a phrase of elemental power while raising your hands, invoking Sleep...
Your spell is ready.
>cast at dess
You gesture at Dessedemona.
CS: +532 - TD: +329 + CvA: +25 + d100: +71 - -5 == +304
Warding failed!
Dessedemona's eyes roll up into her head as she slumps to the ground.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>goto 9634
[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The northern corner of the court is relatively quiet, the low hum of conversation punctuated only by the occasional bursts of laughter emanating from the nearby dais. A row of monir trees delineates the curvature of the cobblestoned lane, their leafy boughs creating a peaceful resting spot. You also see a floating dais and a wooden barrel.
Obvious paths: southeast, southwest
Zoom: Southeast

[Khariz]

Dessedemona says, "Gonna miss the ol gonadians ya ballchinian."
:wtf:

[CrystalTears]

I can't stand her.

[Martaigne]

:wtf:

What, you never saw Men In Black 2?

Is this the one where all of her alters are a bardess dancing in the moonlight?

[SolitareConfinement]

Bunch of usual Dessedemona stupidity here

for future reference Immolate is not 501

[Methais]

for future reference Immolate is not 501

I didn't have time to sit in jail :(

[DaCapn]

First time I saw her be her was on Psinet OOC. I was pretty confused and I asked her if English was her native language or not. I never got an answer from her and she launched into this tirade and people were telling me to leave her alone. I really just didn't understand what was going on.

Just a few snippets:

[OOC]-Dessedemona: "you in sad dad vanity tryed make me seem dim you dimwit ....fat chance no go play somewhere whefe someone actually givesa a fuck ,,,dismissed"
[OOC]-Dessedemona: "a suggestion ..mayhaps you should retreat ...you are only in your seemingly desperate need to gain a ooc foothold a sad dismal failure"
[OOC]-Dessedemona: "then a kind suggestion ..in ones own best intrest you are displaying only wanna be attitudes ..you question my command of the language ..by my own verbage ..this is simply a proven factor i have absolute command of the language ..tou in your persistant pursuit of said defamayion only reiterate your desperate hope of a somewhat ill gained fame in decrying myself ..is a sad sad venture ....for i am far far more than you indeed ever thought "
[Private]-Dessedemona: "don't try use me to appropriate ooc value it isn't working ...you attacked me ...on what v=basis ..my english is so very obviouslly greater than yours ..i will not be your pawn ina quest to liability dear"

Better than anything she said was:

[OOC]-Bunnykins: "I can understand her just fine"

Sounded like some kind of a mix between Keith Olbermann and Yoda. You just can't reason with someone like that.

[Martaigne]

Well, in all fairness, command of the English language does not always directly translate into skill at typing. That being said... she's a twit.

[Allereli]

I thought she sold

[Fallen]

First time I saw her be her was on Psinet OOC. I was pretty confused and I asked her if English was her native language or not. I never got an answer from her and she launched into this tirade and people were telling me to leave her alone. I really just didn't understand what was going on.

Just a few snippets:

[OOC]-Dessedemona: "you in sad dad vanity tryed make me seem dim you dimwit ....fat chance no go play somewhere whefe someone actually givesa a fuck ,,,dismissed"
[OOC]-Dessedemona: "a suggestion ..mayhaps you should retreat ...you are only in your seemingly desperate need to gain a ooc foothold a sad dismal failure"
[OOC]-Dessedemona: "then a kind suggestion ..in ones own best intrest you are displaying only wanna be attitudes ..you question my command of the language ..by my own verbage ..this is simply a proven factor i have absolute command of the language ..tou in your persistant pursuit of said defamayion only reiterate your desperate hope of a somewhat ill gained fame in decrying myself ..is a sad sad venture ....for i am far far more than you indeed ever thought "
[Private]-Dessedemona: "don't try use me to appropriate ooc value it isn't working ...you attacked me ...on what v=basis ..my english is so very obviouslly greater than yours ..i will not be your pawn ina quest to liability dear"

Better than anything she said was:

[OOC]-Bunnykins: "I can understand her just fine"

Sounded like some kind of a mix between Keith Olbermann and Yoda. You just can't reason with someone like that.


....Wow.

[GSKynthelig]

No interaction from me here but yeah the speech is odd to say the least.

[GSKynthelig]

Not sure if someone can let me in on what her deal is but my wife says that it looks like babel fish to here. She has seen that speech show up a lot from the farmers in EQ2 and WoW.

[Fallen]

I am told she plays drunk. Like, fall down retarded drunk.

[Some Rogue]

Pissing herself drunk...

[Martaigne]

I am told she plays drunk. Like, fall down retarded drunk.

This is a wise statement.

BTW, party animal. Get roaring drunk and... play GS!

[Divinity]

This is a wise statement.

BTW, party animal. Get roaring drunk and... play GS!

I've had the opportunity to be present when he was drunk posting and dared to log in. It was short lived and HILARIOUS. He's a scrappy drunk. Only happened once in my tenure and this was years ago..

[Cephalopod]

Pissing herself drunk...

lol.

Someone needs to ask Sean2 to roll out his Desse stories.

[CrystalTears]

I've had the opportunity to be present when he was drunk posting and dared to log in. It was short lived and HILARIOUS. He's a scrappy drunk. Only happened once in my tenure and this was years ago..
He? I missed a memo somewhere...

[Divinity]

He? I missed a memo somewhere...

My response to someone suggesting that Fallen should get drunk and play GS.

[Divinity]

lol.

Someone needs to ask Sean2 to roll out his Desse stories.

Didn't she crawl into bed with someone at a simucon or something and was forcibly ejected from it? Forgot the guys name... Used to be an ig family member of Kurapira. Married Czeska...

[Some Rogue]

She also did piss the bed I think at Disneycon...maybe even twice?

[Gnomad]

She also did piss the bed I think at Disneycon...maybe even twice?

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/thumb/d/d4/YipYip.jpg/250px-YipYip.jpg

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

First time I saw her be her was on Psinet OOC. I was pretty confused and I asked her if English was her native language or not. I never got an answer from her and she launched into this tirade and people were telling me to leave her alone. I really just didn't understand what was going on.

Just a few snippets:

[OOC]-Dessedemona: "you in sad dad vanity tryed make me seem dim you dimwit ....fat chance no go play somewhere whefe someone actually givesa a fuck ,,,dismissed"
[OOC]-Dessedemona: "a suggestion ..mayhaps you should retreat ...you are only in your seemingly desperate need to gain a ooc foothold a sad dismal failure"
[OOC]-Dessedemona: "then a kind suggestion ..in ones own best intrest you are displaying only wanna be attitudes ..you question my command of the language ..by my own verbage ..this is simply a proven factor i have absolute command of the language ..tou in your persistant pursuit of said defamayion only reiterate your desperate hope of a somewhat ill gained fame in decrying myself ..is a sad sad venture ....for i am far far more than you indeed ever thought "
[Private]-Dessedemona: "don't try use me to appropriate ooc value it isn't working ...you attacked me ...on what v=basis ..my english is so very obviouslly greater than yours ..i will not be your pawn ina quest to liability dear"

Better than anything she said was:

[OOC]-Bunnykins: "I can understand her just fine"

Sounded like some kind of a mix between Keith Olbermann and Yoda. You just can't reason with someone like that.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF4ZTcuhixc

[Divinity]

Didn't she crawl into bed with someone at a simucon or something and was forcibly ejected from it? Forgot the guys name... Used to be an ig family member of Kurapira. Married Czeska...

I remember now.. the player of Axhinde.

She tried getting into his bed while she was stupid drunk. Pretty funny story from what I remember.

[thefarmer]

Someone on OOC once.. and I forgot who said that she had a physical problem with her hands, after I made a comment on Desse's fucked up speech.

I pointed out that she enters commands just as fast as the next person, it's the fact that her words don't make sense together, not necessarily her spelling, though it is bad.

I also vaguely remember that they admitted to hanging out with her, sleeping with her once, and that she was trashed all the time.

[Shari]

ROFL. Good ole Desse. I had to set Jesae's demeanor to cold (back before you could befriend people) just to get her to fucking quit hugging me.

[Martaigne]

My response to someone suggesting that Fallen should get drunk and play GS.

Actually it was in reference to Desse's playing style, I'd never suggest anyone to play GS wasted. Especially Evarin.

[Fallen]

Actually it was in reference to Desse's playing style, I'd never suggest anyone to play GS wasted. Especially Evarin.

I very rarely play "wasted", though I might have a drink while playing. Alcohol tastes good.

[Divinity]

Actually it was in reference to Desse's playing style, I'd never suggest anyone to play GS wasted. Especially Evarin.

I know. I was just commenting on what you said. You did make a suggestion, even if it was playful banter.

Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[Methais]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF4ZTcuhixc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqi0zbgHDuA

Someone post that pic of Desse all pilled up in the wheelchair.

[Wee!]

"Skydzia skips over to Kutta merrily."

Since when did skipping become OOC?

Maybe Obama's being OOC? I mean, shouldn't he be robbing banks and rapping about drugs? (Understand what i'm saying?)

Not every character must fit into a mold. I assume that people who sit around complaining about everyone elses RP, would be able to figure that out.

"I'm willing to guess that character was sold at some point or another. The person who played that character (I think originally) also played one of those thieves that everyone loved to hate (based out of Icemule probably 3 years ago, pretty sure Dragontat was the name; something dumb like that). Maybe he wasn't sold though. At the time, I seem to remember he was pretty dumb and had a hard time understanding that PvP and CvC are different things."

Yes, same owner.

A lot has changed in a few years, and I look forward to creating a wonderfully RP'd character.

Skydzia has been gone a long time, and i've only seen a few characters around that used to be around when he was. I'm hoping that these changes in his character are well met, and accepted positively, because they are well meant.

I put a lot of time and effort into training Skydzia those years ago, and I really don't want to just toss him.

And you're correct. Those year's ago I really didn't seperate PvP and CvC at all. I hope to change that.

How satisfying is it to speak so evilly behind so many people's back?

I stumbled upon this while idly searching through these forums, and was honestly hurt to see Skydzia mentioned at all, Since his return he has rarely failed to uphold his character. His character may not be stereotypical, but I assume that's what makes it seem so OOC.

I hope that I addressed this subject with respect, in a topic that doesn't offer much of it. I also hope that I expressed my opinion and that my position is understood. This is not what I had intended upon posting after reading the comments about me and Skydzia, but i feel this is the most appropriate.

I only hope to make friends here. So speaking harshly to anybody is not my intention.

[Methais]

I hope that I addressed this subject with respect, in a forum that doesn't offer much of it.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/fixed-magazine.jpg

[thefarmer]

I only hope to make friends here. So speaking harshly to anybody is not my intention.

You need to read more of the PC.

[diethx]

"Skydzia skips over to Kutta merrily."

Since when did skipping become OOC?

He didn't say it was OOC. He put it in the bad roleplaying thread because he thought it was shitty roleplaying. The dude's a Dhe'nar, yet he skips merrily?

[Wee!]

"He put it in the bad roleplaying thread because he thought it was xxx roleplaying."

Since when did skipping become bad roleplay?

When a Dhe'nar began doing it?

[thefarmer]

Skipping by itself isn't.

The fact that a Dhe'nar (male) thinks skipping is fun is bad roleplay.

[diethx]

LOL at xxxing out shitty.

[Wee!]

You know who Drizzt Do' Urden is, right?

By your judgement, Drizzt is bad RP. But he's one of the most loved characters in fantasy literature.

I'm not saying Drizzt skips, but Drizzt goes against everything a Dark Elf from Menzoberra-wherever is. He's kind, he's soft, he doesn't endulge in debauchery.

He should have killed the elven girl, but he saved her. Nobody yelled "Bad RP!" when that happened.

All my life i've believed that it's not who you are when you're born that creates your character, but it's the decisions you make after birth that define who you are.

I've simply applied this same philosophy with Skydzia.

[diethx]

You know who Drizzt Do' Urden is, right?

By your judgement, Drizzt is bad RP. But he's one of the most loved characters in fantasy literature.

I'm not saying Drizzt skips, but Drizzt goes against everything a Dark Elf from Menzoberra-wherever is. He's kind, he's soft, he doesn't endulge in debauchery.

He should have killed the elven girl, but he saved her. Nobody yelled "Bad RP!" when that happened.

All my life i've believed that it's not who you are when you're born that creates your character, but it's the decisions you make after birth that define who you are.

I've simply applied this same philosophy with Skydzia.

Until Simu went ahead and made it a culture option, no one was "born" Dhe'nar. IIRC, it was a fairly elitest organization that required you to roleplay a certain way in order to get in. Not skipping around like a pansy was something you'd do to get in, I believe. I guess most people still think of Dhe'nar to be that type of roleplay since that's why it was created. Just because Simu made it a culture option isn't going to change anyone's opinion of the organization.

[Fallen]

"He put it in the bad roleplaying thread because he thought it was xxx roleplaying."

Since when did skipping become bad roleplay?

When a Dhe'nar began doing it?

A Dhe'nar skipping is not in and of itself bad roleplay. That is as so long as Skywhatever is familiar with the culture, and has a valid reason for being a member of a normally stoic race, yet still chooses to carry himself like that. As DieThx mentioned, being Dhe'nar isn't something you're born into, even by Simutronics standards. It comes with a set of values, philosophies, and an overall belief system. ANYWHO, you can still account for that and STILL choose to skip everywhere, but you better have a damn good reason for doing so ... or end up in a thread devoted to bad roleplay.

Does said person have a decent backstory? If so I imagine it is interesting.

[Fallen]

Pondering this issue further, does anyone think it worthwhile to select ANY cultural flag if you don't abide by the normal tenets of said group? Race makes sense. No matter how contrary you act, you are still born of that race. Culture? Hell, if anything it makes the MOST sense to select the Dhe'nar culture flag, even if you don't roleplay it. They are, for lack of a better word, inbred. Almost a race apart due to their breeding program. I would view the differences between Faendryl and Dhe'nar as significant as our earthly concepts of race.

To me, though, I believe if you're not going to bother roleplaying your culture, ANY culture, don't select it. It is meaningless. To clarify, it isn't BAD roleplay to differ from the cultural standard, it IS bad roleplay to differ with said culture, yet still insist on wearing an inaccurate cultural flag.

[CrystalTears]

To me, though, I believe if you're not going to bother roleplaying your culture, ANY culture, don't select it. It is meaningless.Agreed.

[diethx]

Agreed.

:yeahthat:

[Some Rogue]

Seriously? My Faendryl is not a typical Faendryl. He abhors much of what they stand for (and with good reason). I think THAT makes for better roleplay opportunities than everyone being exactly the same.

[Fallen]

Seriously? My Faendryl is not a typical Faendryl. He abhors much of what they stand for (and with good reason). I think THAT makes for better roleplay opportunities than everyone being exactly the same.

Do you wear the cultural flag? If so, why?

[diethx]

Seriously? My Faendryl is not a typical Faendryl. He abhors much of what they stand for (and with good reason). I think THAT makes for better roleplay opportunities than everyone being exactly the same.

But aren't you born Faendryl? Whereas Dhe'nar is a cultural group one chooses to join? If so, there's a huge difference.

[Gnomad]

But aren't you born Faendryl? Whereas Dhe'nar is a cultural group one chooses to join? If so, there's a huge difference.You are born Dhe'nar - they're technically a separate race from Faendryl dark elves. Compared to other races, though, "I just don't fit in" doesn't really cut it:


Dhe'nar also have very high expectations for those of their own kind. Members of their Family who fail to meet these expectations may be treated in a very harsh manner, expelled from the Family or murdered.

[Back]

Pondering this issue further, does anyone think it worthwhile to select ANY cultural flag if you don't abide by the normal tenets of said group?

I will say yes as I believe that a char’s attitude can evolve from its stereotype through present experience.

Also, if there is a decent backstory.

[diethx]

Um, the race is dark elf. The cultures are different. AFAIK you aren't born into being Dhe'nar. I'm also not Dhe'nar so i'm not 100%, but I believe Fallen plays one and he even stated the same.

[Fallen]

But aren't you born Faendryl? Whereas Dhe'nar is a cultural group one chooses to join? If so, there's a huge difference.

Technically, you are born a Dark Elf. Cultural identity comes with growing up and being accepted into said culture. It USED to be that the Tower was the only group which could grant you any amount of validity to your Dhe'nar roleplay. That changed, as you noted, when the society became official. It no longer is a set of values that Starsnuffer and Co. taught you, but now it is something your character would learn in their backstory while in Sharath. It is the same thing with Ta'Faendryl. The Dhe'nar are just far, far more strict with who they allow to live within their society.

But really, the issue is silly. Are you born Muslim? If you were born into an arabic family, raised with Muslim teachings and values, yet later come to renounce all of it, are you still a Muslim? No. Nor would you choose to identify yourself as one.

[Gnomad]

Pondering this issue further, does anyone think it worthwhile to select ANY cultural flag if you don't abide by the normal tenets of said group? Half-Elf: Half-Sylvan, Paraiah from Ta'Faendryl (different racial background).

Gnomes get different languages based on their bloodline, so it'd make sense for a Winedotter elf who grew up in the EN to take it to be able to speak elven, even if they don't act like one. But nobody cares about gnomes.

[Gnomad]

Technically, you are born a Dark Elf.

Mechanically, yes, but weren't the Dhe'nar "darkified" like 40,000 years before the Faendryl? The both come from the same source but I think there's a pretty good argument that Dhe'nar and Faendryl are both Dark Elves the way Greeks and Brits are both Caucasian. There will be some physical characteristics that point to a specific culture.

[diethx]

Technically, you are born a Dark Elf. Cultural identity comes with growing up and being accepted into said culture. It USED to be that the Tower was the only group which could grant you any amount of validity to your Dhe'nar roleplay. That changed, as you noted, when the society became official. It no longer is a set of values that Starsnuffer and Co. taught you, but now it is something your character would learn in their backstory while in Sharath. It is the same thing with Ta'Faendryl. The Dhe'nar are just far, far more strict with who they allow to live within their society.

But really, the issue is silly. Are you born Muslim? If you were born into an arabic family, raised with Muslim teachings and values, yet later come to renounce all of it, are you still a Muslim? No. Nor would you choose to identify yourself as one.

Aha I see. I guess I was just going off the idea that you could be born into Faendryl culture because it wasn't elitest like the Dhe'nar, which I suppose shouldn't really hold water since it's official now. Still though, I totally agree with you. While you couldn't really renounce or disassociate from your race, you can totally do it for a culture/religion you despise (and I think you would, in fact).

[thefarmer]

You know who Drizzt Do' Urden is, right?

No.

If it's a Salvatore character, I purposely don't read his stuff.

[Some Rogue]

Aha I see. I guess I was just going off the idea that you could be born into Faendryl culture

And that is how I feel about it. He was born to Faendryl parents in New Ta'Faendryl and spent the first few centuries of his life there. It is what he is. It shaped his life and made him what he is.

He does not use the full name like the Faendryl do but I do have his culture showing. The culture tag is mostly OOC though imo.

I just assume that he lived there long enough that much of what would identify someone as a Faendryl (at a glance) rubbed off on him and now is just second nature. Kinda like the old saying, you can take the boy out of the country but you can't take the country out of the boy.

[Lyonis]

First time I saw her be her was on Psinet OOC. I was pretty confused and I asked her if English was her native language or not. I never got an answer from her and she launched into this tirade and people were telling me to leave her alone. I really just didn't understand what was going on.

Just a few snippets:

[OOC]-Dessedemona: "you in sad dad vanity tryed make me seem dim you dimwit ....fat chance no go play somewhere whefe someone actually givesa a fuck ,,,dismissed"
[OOC]-Dessedemona: "a suggestion ..mayhaps you should retreat ...you are only in your seemingly desperate need to gain a ooc foothold a sad dismal failure"
[OOC]-Dessedemona: "then a kind suggestion ..in ones own best intrest you are displaying only wanna be attitudes ..you question my command of the language ..by my own verbage ..this is simply a proven factor i have absolute command of the language ..tou in your persistant pursuit of said defamayion only reiterate your desperate hope of a somewhat ill gained fame in decrying myself ..is a sad sad venture ....for i am far far more than you indeed ever thought "
[Private]-Dessedemona: "don't try use me to appropriate ooc value it isn't working ...you attacked me ...on what v=basis ..my english is so very obviouslly greater than yours ..i will not be your pawn ina quest to liability dear"

Better than anything she said was:

[OOC]-Bunnykins: "I can understand her just fine"

Sounded like some kind of a mix between Keith Olbermann and Yoda. You just can't reason with someone like that.

That is fucking awesome

[TheLastShamurai]

You know who Drizzt Do' Urden is, right?

By your judgement, Drizzt is bad RP. But he's one of the most loved characters in fantasy literature.

I'm not saying Drizzt skips, but Drizzt goes against everything a Dark Elf from Menzoberra-wherever is. He's kind, he's soft, he doesn't endulge in debauchery.

He should have killed the elven girl, but he saved her. Nobody yelled "Bad RP!" when that happened.

All my life i've believed that it's not who you are when you're born that creates your character, but it's the decisions you make after birth that define who you are.

I've simply applied this same philosophy with Skydzia.


going against a cultural norm isn't bad roleplay, as long as (like Fallen said) you have a back history for it.

drizzt didn't go against the cultural norms just to say fuck it. he is just of a different cultural philosophy than his people.

now if you're saying you're of a different philosophy from your people (like drizzt) thats fine. but skipping around merrily as a statement of difference only makes you seem homosexual. other than being fruity, i don't see how this really sets your apart from your people.

[TheLastShamurai]

That is fucking awesome

agreed.

perhaps this is what happens when people with tourettes play gemstone.

[thefarmer]

Grimpl [General]: "Now why doesn't the arrows lying arround take up flight and kill the critter when I cast fury."
Kicsi [General]: "Cause they aren't furious?"
Grimpl [General]: "When other professions have similar spells and can throw debris in the room and cast a similar spell."
Kicsi [General]: "But you got the weasel :)"
Grimpl [General]: "I'm going to complain and see if I can get that fixed."
Astranged [General]: ".. complain? Complain to whom?"

[TheWitch]

There still exists within the game a way to more strictly adhere to the RP established by Starsnuffer et al, via the Obsidian Tower. Anyone can roll up a Dhe'nar; not everyone can, will or will want to become a member. Not that it's elitist - it's not, anyone that plays a Dhe'nar is potentially eligible. And skipping will not disqualify you.

Look at Eoghain. He skips with much glee and abandon.

So, anyhow, now there's Dhe'nar that are Dhe'nar via the mangler and they can do whatever they want. And with a reason for it, that can include skipping. However, I agree with Fallen (not surprisingly) that if you chose the race with no intention to play to it - why bother.

The assumption when someone sees a Dhe'nar is that they won't be skipping. Or bouncing, or giggling. Except Eoghain.

But I can also agree that calling a Dhe'nar out for bad RP simply for skipping, with no other interaction to give context to the skipping, is probably a little harsh.

[Gnomad]

If they didn't come from a culture who kill their own members that don't fit in, I'd agree. I don't mind giggling and huggy Faendryl or even Half-elf Nobles as much as I mind skipping Dhe'nar.

[Praefection]

At a feature merchant. I thought it was tasteless.

You think to yourself, "Oh my these two are rather dull."

(OOC) Enzyr's player whispers, "We'd be a lot less dull if we weren't trying to help clueless people. Thx."

[diethx]

At a feature merchant. I thought it was tasteless.

You think to yourself, "Oh my these two are rather dull."

(OOC) Enzyr's player whispers, "We'd be a lot less dull if we weren't trying to help clueless people. Thx."

I think that's hilarious. And probably true - you'd think after what, at least 6 years of feature alters? People would get a fucking clue and not have to take 20 minutes of a merchant's time with crap ideas, or no ideas at all.

Not to mention, you were being a snot. You were obviously looking for some sort of reaction from them since they're the only ones in the room who could see that.

[Praefection]

Nah, my point was what she was thinking was in character. Ya, know? If they'd reacted back I'd have thought nothing of it. Now if I was whispering to so and so bitching about how slow they were being that's an entirely different matter.

Just to clarify I thought the MYCHAR verb was supposed to be used to express how/what my character was feeling. Taking something done IC into an OOC context through the whisper just didn't sit right with me.

[diethx]

So because you did it IC, you weren't looking for a reaction? You did it simply to amuse yourself and not so they'd see it? Somehow I don't buy that. Plus, as far as i've seen both tonight and the last time they showed up and interacted more, these two don't roleplay mind readers. How the fuck would they respond IC to what your character was thinking?

[Praefection]

I don't go around thinking shit for a reaction but I try to stay true to the character I developed. I don't expect IC reactions from what my character thinks but I'd prefer not to get whispers about what she's thinking either. Oh well.

[thefarmer]

>mychar
You'll have to be more elaborate.

The MYCHAR verb will allow you to express to GameMasters details about your character. This information will be seen by GMs only.
It works just like the ACTION verb. Some examples are:

You wanted to share your thoughts with a GM. The GM shared back. Had you not wanted the GM to see it, there would have been no reason to use the verb. Instead.. you could have.. thought it to yourself without typing in MCHAR.

[Khariz]

>mychar
You'll have to be more elaborate.

The MYCHAR verb will allow you to express to GameMasters details about your character. This information will be seen by GMs only.
It works just like the ACTION verb. Some examples are:

You wanted to share your thoughts with a GM. The GM shared back. Had you not wanted the GM to see it, there would have been no reason to use the verb. Instead.. you could have.. thought it to yourself without typing in MCHAR.

I dunno man.

He was Roleplaying what his character was thinking and then the PLAYER of the GM used OOC whispers to basically say "STFU, if people weren't being such pains in the assess this wouldn't be so boring for you" as if Praefection meant his comment in an OOC way just because he knew the GM could see what he was thinking.

I think it's a legitimate beef. Not a very GOOD beef, but a legitimate one nonetheless.

[Fallen]

The merchant/GM was probably as frustrated, if not moreso, than Prae's character/Player. He could of handled it better, but meh.

[Khariz]

The merchant/GM was probably as frustrated, if not moreso, than Prae's character/Player. He could of handled it better, but meh.

Oh yeah, I'm sure he was. That's while I said, it's beef, but not a good one, hehe. I forgive them GM.

[thefarmer]

I dunno man.

He was Roleplaying what his character was thinking and then the PLAYER of the GM used OOC whispers to basically say "STFU, if people weren't being such pains in the assess this wouldn't be so boring for you" as if Praefection meant his comment in an OOC way just because he knew the GM could see what he was thinking.

I think it's a legitimate beef. Not a very GOOD beef, but a legitimate one nonetheless.

Eh. Possibly. If the person is one of those rare few that use the Mychar without expecting/wanting/hoping a GM is watching. And we all know plenty of people that use it in that expecting etc way.

I do disagree that the GM telling them to STFU etc. I saw it as more a apology/backhanded-insult to the time wasters.

[Khariz]

Eh. Possibly. If the person is one of those rare few that use the Mychar without expecting/wanting/hoping a GM is watching. And we all know plenty of people that use it in that expecting etc way.

I do disagree that the GM telling them to STFU etc. I saw it as more a apology/backhanded-insult to the time wasters.

I agree actually. I meant "STFU" in a playful way. Like "come on man, give me a break, I can't help it these people are idiots".

Honestly, if I were the GM, I probably wouldn't have even thought about responding OOC to an IC though. This is monday morning quarterbacking. And if I was on the receiving end, I'd just be happy I was getting some humourous attention from the GM.

I'm just saying, I see that from his perspective, why he has a point.

[CrystalTears]

The thing is how is the merchant supposed to respond IC'ly to a comment that is meant for GMs only?

I know that merchants ARE GMs but they're not working in that capacity at the time. So really if he was going to be frustrated as a player with that thought, OOC is really the best way to go.

He's speaking as the GM/player, not the merchant.

[Fallen]

The thing is how is the merchant supposed to respond IC'ly to a comment that is meant for GMs only?

I know that merchants ARE GMs but they're not working in that capacity at the time. So really if he was going to be frustrated as a player with that thought, OOC is really the best way to go.

He's speaking as the GM/player, not the merchant.

That makes sense. Often times during roleplay, someone's actions or reactions trigger the need for an OOC comment explaining/clarifying the situation. The "thx" at the end was a bit catty, but so was the initial Mychar thought, expressing boredom at an event aimed towards the GM's characters.

Just a sort of ugh moment all around.

[Khariz]

The thing is how is the merchant supposed to respond IC'ly to a comment that is meant for GMs only?

I know that merchants ARE GMs but they're not working in that capacity at the time. So really if he was going to be frustrated as a player with that thought, OOC is really the best way to go.

He's speaking as the GM/player, not the merchant.

I guess I figure he shouldn't have responded at all. Perhaps a knowing wink to the guy, I dunno.

Never mind, I'm just being a :tool:

[CrystalTears]

I guess I figure he shouldn't have responded at all. Perhaps a knowing wink to the guy, I dunno.

Never mind, I'm just being a :tool:
Nah, he really didn't need to say anything at all. The guy was frustrated, and I don't blame him, which is why if I'm going to go to a merchant, I like to be prepared. I'd hate to be the guy who says "no idea what to get". I'd kick someone else for that. So he vented.

It's a little weird on all sides. Although I guess we should be thankful it was done quietly and not outloud. That would have been worse.

[Methais]

Serious Business: Tonight at 11.

[Rue]

:soap:
Yes, all those who are not creative in designs and slow, should not bother to get into line of a merchant and slow the muck down for the merchant whores.

Even though they pay for this product, and they question how things are done cause they are A.) New B.) just not that creative or C.) Lame or D.) Unprepared and finally got picked OR All of the above.

They are just being difficult and need to step away from merchants and not bother them.

Asking for suggestions or help from someone skilled as the merchant/GM is suppose to be, is just wrong and takes up to much valuable time.

Come on guys. Give me a friggen break. No one wants to be that person but let me tell you, there are many of them out there. Doesn't make them bad people cause you have to wait in line. Sheese.

Sorry the GM has to put up with them to ?

Perhaps it might be better if working merchant/GM hired jugglers to entertain the crowd why they work.

[diethx]

:soap:
Yes, all those who are not creative in designs and slow, should not bother to get into line of a merchant and slow the muck down for the merchant whores.

Or maybe they should just be prepared beforehand, or at the very least get advice and help from the several people who offer that sort of help at pretty much every merchant gathering. What you've posted is no excuse, sry.

Also, lol at being unprepared and finally picked. I'd think if you're waiting around long enough to be "finally picked", you have enough time to come up with something. Waaahhhhhh.

[Liagala]

Perhaps it might be better if working merchant/GM hired jugglers to entertain the crowd why they work.

Best idea I've heard all day.

[Rue]

I think my point was totally missed.

Diethx, I want to give you friggen props for being up front and honest and signing Your views. For the ass that just gave me a neg rep, with such a lovely commentary, you need to grow some balls and sign it.

The point to the soap box was, Not everyone thinks that way. I wasn't at the event to know. But I have been at spinning without a clue, and asked for help cause a lot of times, the GM's are better at it then I am. Now that I have been around awhile, I try to be prepared or just not bother anymore.

I suppose its just one of those pet peeves for me.

[Back]

Rue needs tons more points.

[diethx]

I think my point was totally missed.

Diethx, I want to give you friggen props for being up front and honest and signing Your views. For the ass that just gave me a neg rep, with such a lovely commentary, you need to grow some balls and sign it.

The point to the soap box was, Not everyone thinks that way. I wasn't at the event to know. But I have been at spinning without a clue, and asked for help cause a lot of times, the GM's are better at it then I am. Now that I have been around awhile, I try to be prepared or just not bother anymore.

I suppose its just one of those pet peeves for me.

I guess I misunderstood you then? The impression I got from your post was that it was laden with sarcasm in regards to us saying that people should be prepared at a merchant (my statement about people getting a clue after 6 years or whatever of feature alters, especially). Basically I thought you were making excuses for the people who were slow and/or unprepared when they should've had plenty of time to seek help from others if they really are creatively challenged.

As an aside, I don't have issues with asking GMs to help tweak a design. I've done it a few times before. Especially with Naionna's merchants because she pwns on the spot designs. I do have a problem with people who have NO idea what they want even after being at 10 merchants whining about how they never get picked.

edit: Oh and that neg rep wasn't me. I know you weren't saying it was, just wanted to let you know. :)

[CrystalTears]

I guess I misunderstood you then? The impression I got from your post was that it was laden with sarcasm in regards to us saying that people should be prepared at a merchant (my statement about people getting a clue after 6 years or whatever of feature alters, especially). Basically I thought you were making excuses for the people who were slow and/or unprepared when they should've had plenty of time to seek help from others if they really are creatively challenged.Yeah that's how I read it too. Full of sarcasm and speaking on behalf of those who don't know any better.

[Khariz]

Yeah that's how I read it too. Full of sarcasm and speaking on behalf of those who don't know any better.

Same.

[CrystalTears]

Incidentally, the truly "new" people to merchants are very, very few. The people we usually complain about are people who know what alterations are, know how merchants function, yet still run to the merchants with no idea in their head and hold it up for those who are prepared.

[diethx]

Basically.

[thefarmer]

Werileo smiles at everyone but you, what a jackass.

[diethx]

Werileo smiles at everyone but you, what a jackass.

I know it's bad rp but that was funny, hehe.

[thefarmer]

In no particular order.

Starcrye says, "Revial lamb join poppa wiz here."

Starcrye says, "Egads have you."

Starcrye says, "Oh great godws ...why do people sashay."

Starcrye says, "If he commences to hunching his shield i am outta here."

Starcrye says, "See she loves me my loquacious lavaflow of love does."

Starcrye says, "Now o delightful diva of desire."

Starcrye says, "Ok this is my huggybearboo ismurii."

Starcrye says, "Revial my lil lambiken this is the cranky empath ismurii."

The last few were directed at Ismurii, so she might have more. I was only half paying attention.

[MotleyCrew]

This wasn't role play...but it was damn funny...

>
Kethrain says, "You can't even spell her name right.... whats wrong typing with one hand while you play yourself on cam for all the neighborhood boys with the other."
>
Kethrain says, "Oopsss."

[diethx]

In no particular order.

Starcrye says, "Revial lamb join poppa wiz here."

Starcrye says, "Egads have you."

Starcrye says, "Oh great godws ...why do people sashay."

Starcrye says, "If he commences to hunching his shield i am outta here."

Starcrye says, "See she loves me my loquacious lavaflow of love does."

Starcrye says, "Now o delightful diva of desire."

Starcrye says, "Ok this is my huggybearboo ismurii."

Starcrye says, "Revial my lil lambiken this is the cranky empath ismurii."

The last few were directed at Ismurii, so she might have more. I was only half paying attention.

Desse's other character?

[Merala]

>
Meeshach raspily says, "Giggity giggity goo!"


Really...?

[Stry]

>
Meeshach raspily says, "Giggity giggity goo!"


Really...?

LMAO, I'm sorry but that is just so pathetic it's funny.

[Makkah]

Yea, that dude has proven to be a bigtime fuck-tool on Psinet OOC.

[diethx]

Aidaen: [Merchant]: "Selling a three room Landing shop on Holly road. Best offer so far is 8.5mil to Dartaghan."
Lyllenyn: [Merchant]: "Dartaghan? *the* Dartaghan?"
Mohana: [Merchant]: "Was wondering that myself."
Lyllenyn: [Merchant]: "Haven't heard that name for a long, long time."
Aidaen: [Merchant]: "Shop sold on buyout. Thanks everyone for your bidding."
Dartaghan: [General]: "Is there another Dartaghan?"
Tanika: [General]: "I believe there was...years ago...definately not *the* Dartaghan of years past."
Peam: [General]: "Just the manure peddler that lures in the dark alleys of Solhaven."
Destray: [General]: "That is not the Dartaghan you all think it is, not of old. That soul is long gone and kicked out of Arcane."
Dartaghan: [General]: "I've never actually been to Solhaven."

/facepalm

edit: Actually let me clarify, the facepalm was directed towards Destray and somewhat Tanika. We get it, he sold out. Crappy way to get that across.

[SayGoodbye]

Destray [General]: "Dartaghan I knew him very well outside the game as well."

[Mathari]

Destray [General]: "Dartaghan I knew him very well outside the game as well."
Is Locke facepalming in your avatar? Because that would be fitting!

[SayGoodbye]

I like to think he's expressing his general discontent.

[BriarFox]

Sairai quietly says, "And for your infos lord psinet doesnt know my skills so please believe me when i tell y as that you are getting 4 hours of everything."

Christ.

[thefarmer]

What's sad is Sairai put up a thought the other night saying something to the effect that she had to double check her spells to make sure they were at 4 hours.

I'm not sure who's stupider, the person who thinks Psinet is always right, or Sairai questioning her own spells.

[Androidpk]

XXXXX says: Wow, this staff gives me +5 to discipline!

[SolitareConfinement]

why hide the name? kind of defeats the purpose of this thread doesn't it?

[mrjrd222]

Wingsong asks, "I believe Falx is the umm Nordic name for a the english Halberd yess?"
>
Wingsong says, "Or german maybe I don remember."

:clap: :clap:

[Widgets]

Wingsong asks, "I believe Falx is the umm Nordic name for a the english Halberd yess?"
>
Wingsong says, "Or german maybe I don remember."

:clap: :clap:

Yea, retarded Bard. I found that out at this silly Auction that takes forever and auctions the same item sort 4 times in a row..

[waywardgs]

Yea, retarded Bard. I found that out at this silly Auction that takes forever and auctions the same item sort 4 times in a row..

That was said by the auctioneer at an ig auction??

[diethx]

Nah he was there buying shit.

[Miss Ismurii]

Solarbie smiles softly

I know it isn't really HUGE, but it kills me because she NEVER puts a period at the end, ever.

[diethx]

Solarbie smiles softly

I know it isn't really HUGE, but it kills me because she NEVER puts an extra y at the end, ever.

.

[Miss Ismurii]

I hate you.

[diethx]

I hate you.

http://students.kennesaw.edu/~sjacobs9/diethxheartbreak.jpg

[BriarFox]

(Gardeth Speaking in Sylvankind, Gardeth says something you don't understand.)

>look gard
You see Gardeth Fargarthen the Mage.
He appears to be a Halfling.
He is taller than average and appears to be in the prime of life. He has tired dull brown eyes and tanned skin. He has long, wavy brown hair. He has a clean-shaven face, a straight nose and a cleft chin.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a vaalin-swept illthorn leaf pin in his right hand.
He is wearing a wiregrass anklet, an ale-stained leather tavern hat, a blackened veniom-veined chain, a faceted black crystal amulet, a ruby amulet, a deep black longcoat, a pair of black-tinted spectacles, a shaggy brown goat pin, some supple black leather gloves dusted with dragon's-tear rubies, a dragonfire opal hatpin, an ale-stained brown leather vest over a leather crafter's apron, some black battle leathers emblazoned with a bat on a field of yellow, a braided gold ring, an elegant black silk gem pouch, a pair of soot black twill trousers with small onyx buttons, and some dark rolled-top boots.

Speaking to Gardeth, you say, "You have to work on your accent."

Speaking to Gardeth, you say, "That was atrocious."

Speaking to Gardeth, you say, "I think you said something about a blue cat chasing a stick."


.....

Tool. He had a thousand good IC ways to complain about a language barrier, and he chose an OOC act.

[mgoddess]

(Gardeth Speaking in Sylvankind, Gardeth says something you don't understand.)
Would've been slightly better if he had worded it differently...

(Gardeth says something in Sylvankind that you don't understand.)

... or similar.

[BriarFox]

Would've been slightly better if he had worded it differently...

(Gardeth says something in Sylvankind that you don't understand.)

... or similar.

I don't think he was trying to roleplay. I just tried to make him look that way with my response.

[Winter's Kiss]

I never credited him with a lot of sense.. Or intelligence. He's in the "I only RP (albeit very poorly) when it suits me" crowd. And more often then not... It results in something like that. It can be downright horrifying sometimes.

[Elvenlady]

Eddge darkly says, "Lol never a cheery afternoon here wish the weather would clear for one day."

:forehead:

[BriarFox]

Gahrkan [quiet]: "Anyone got a good rathunter script?"
s>
Gahrkan [quiet]: "DOH."

[waywardgs]

Gahrkan [quiet]: "Anyone got a good rathunter script?"
s>
Gahrkan [quiet]: "DOH."

amb gahr left eye

[WRoss]

I'll bust my self out on this one...

Rogane [Merchant]: "40 year old gemstone women are like 15 year old cheerleaders. They can finally be loud and obnoxious because they think people like em."

[Xeromist]

Zaaldine [General]: "Uktare if I had an inch to my cock for everytime I heard that I'd give the statue of liberty an orgasm."

I loled.

[Sweets]

Made me giggle too. Poor fellow.

[Kamkor]

At the statue on Teras:

Speaking to Rimalon, Droit says, "Well now that you're here, you can make yourself useful."

Droit snaps his fingers at Rimalon.

Rimalon glances at Droit.

Speaking to Droit, Rimalon says, "I'll do you if you do me."

Rimalon pauses, a thoughtful expression on his face.

Jeg raspily says, "No comment."

[Fallen]

I KNEW it! For SHAME Rimalon, for shame.

[Merala]

Zaaldine [General]: "Well I"m young. feel free to unload some on me. ;)"

Emotes bug me. I can't see you winking in my head, so don't.

[Endlin]

Wolfnatas softly asks, "Need anything guild wise?"
>gld rank all
Wolfnatas is a 36 rank member of the Rogue Guild.
>
Wolfnatas just closed a sturdy dark leather gem pouch.
>'yeah.. more windows
You say, "Yeah.. more windows."
>
Wolfnatas snickers.
>
Wolfnatas softly says, "Awright, well if ya need anything from another guild member hit me on psinet."
>nod slow wolf
You nod slowly to Wolfnatas.
>
Wolfnatas bows.
>
Wolfnatas just went north.

[Some Rogue]

Foxye says, "But there are things not my level there."
Stormgren says, "The ones that are not your level should not attack you."

....
Foxye says, "This skullcap increases my bolt as."

Awesome exchanges at the statue on Teras!

[Enceladus]

You hear the faint thoughts of Zaaldine echo in your mind:
[General]: "I went to get some flowing white robes :: throws some hand gestures that look like gang signs:: but apparently he doesn't accept the robes from nymphs. what flowing white robes do I need?"

Word, dawg. I guess da man, he be hatin' da robes, fo' shizzle.

[Liagala]

Foxye says, "But there are things not my level there."
Stormgren says, "The ones that are not your level should not attack you."

....
Foxye says, "This skullcap increases my bolt as."

Awesome exchanges at the statue on Teras!

Foxye has always been retarded. My favorite kill ever was garroting her, right after the skill was released. Watching her sit there, knowing she's going to die but unable to move, was so much better than a random ambush.

[Nilandia]

You hear the faint thoughts of Zaaldine echo in your mind:
[General]: "I went to get some flowing white robes :: throws some hand gestures that look like gang signs:: but apparently he doesn't accept the robes from nymphs. what flowing white robes do I need?"

Word, dawg. I guess da man, he be hatin' da robes, fo' shizzle.
....yeah. I stared at my screen for a few seconds when I saw that.

Gretchen

[DoctorUnne]

Maybe he/she crip walks from room to room.

[Miss Ismurii]

You just don't say these things in Gemstone, YOU JUST DON'T!


Beldonn [Merchant]: "I believe the phrases 'emo' and '2faced' and 'bipolar" enter into it very well when dealing with Ismurii. Don't worry Solarbie. /snicker. You aren't the only one."

[Ker_Thwap]

Psst, pot ... kettle. It's a universal rule that crappy roleplayers attract crappy roleplayers, then they have juvenile and poorly typed illogical arguments.


My tip for the day:

Ismuri needs to interact with the people she's healing. She's like a vulture-bot sitting in the middle of town.

If you're going for the afk zombie look maybe you could stare blankly, and wander about with your arms outstretched in front of you.

If you want to be taken seriously, you could avail yourself of one of the many VERBS available in game besides slap. You could show some courtesy to the other empaths (or their players) in the square and acknowledge that you're about to heal someone. You don't have to nod, there are many other appropriate verbs as well as an endless selection of phrases. You could say "Thank you" when you get a nice tip, or "Glad to help" or "I like pain, yippee" or really anything at all to let people know that you're not afk or a complete psychotic only interested in yourself.

[diethx]

you could avail yourself of one of the many VERBS available in game besides slap.

While I haven't had the pleasure of interacting with Ismurii in game, i've noticed this to be 100% true just by what's been posted here. It seems she's got a raging case of the sandy vaginas in game, and excessive slapping is the main symptom.

[Stanley Burrell]

Vagina sand should be a new addition to upgraded alchemy components.

[Merala]

(Auragin leans Wholenote to the side, looking for eggs or jelly beans)

Uhhh...?

[Rolton-Sammich]

(Auragin leans Wholenote to the side, looking for eggs or jelly beans)

Uhhh...?

HAPPY THREAKSTER SUNDAY DON'T TAKE AWAY OUR HOLIDAYS FROM US YOU RP NAZI

:tumble:

[diethx]

HAPPY THREAKSTER SUNDAY DON'T TAKE AWAY OUR HOLIDAYS FROM US YOU RP NAZI

:tumble:

rofl

[Winter's Kiss]

I have to admit.. watching those eggs just appear and something giggle behind the tree in TSC was pretty amusing... Just makes me miss the Snow Elves. DANM YOU.. RP Nazi suck. :(

[Merala]

Erome [General]: "Ick?? keep them neg's to yourself pal, when regarding our town. kthx."

[DaCapn]

Diabolicoa darkly exclaims, "Clear!"
DEAD>
Diabolicoa thumps your dead body. It doesn't help, you're still dead.
DEAD>

...

Diabolicoa darkly exclaims, "Clear!"
DEAD>
Diabolicoa thumps your dead body. It doesn't help, you're still dead.


Among other things...

[The Scholar]

You are born Dhe'nar - they're technically a separate race from Faendryl dark elves. Compared to other races, though, "I just don't fit in" doesn't really cut it:

Dhe'nar also have very high expectations for those of their own kind. Members of their Family who fail to meet these expectations may be treated in a very harsh manner, expelled from the Family or murdered.

Been reading the backposts and came across this discussion. I play a Dhe'nar warrior whose great desire it is to be a spellcaster. His culture flag shows. There is nothing about him that marks him as a warrior except for his Caste tattoo (which most people don't notice, for some reason. I don't know why not, it's on his neck) When he was younger, he kept a low profile but as he's grown older I find myself being more obvious about his 'alternate path'. He is not your typical Dhe'nar in attitude either. It must be the human in him.

That being said, it's been fun to play 'outside of the lines' with this guy.

[Fallen]

Been reading the backposts and came across this discussion. I play a Dhe'nar warrior whose great desire it is to be a spellcaster. His culture flag shows. There is nothing about him that marks him as a warrior except for his Caste tattoo (which most people don't notice, for some reason. I don't know why not, it's on his neck) When he was younger, he kept a low profile but as he's grown older I find myself being more obvious about his 'alternate path'. He is not your typical Dhe'nar in attitude either. It must be the human in him.

That being said, it's been fun to play 'outside of the lines' with this guy.

Most of those with or without the Dhe'nar flag set play "outside the lines". Same goes for just about any race/culture in GS, likely for the reasons you named.That being said, your character KNOWS that he is a pariah (unless I am mistaken). Especially if you're claiming to be a half-dhe'nar, which may or may not make sense at all depending on the use of the word Dhe'nar. In some contexts, it would be claiming to be half-fullblooded elf.

[The Scholar]

That being said, your character KNOWS that he is a pariah (unless I am mistaken). Especially if you're claiming to be a half-dhe'nar, which may or may not make sense at all depending on the use of the word Dhe'nar. In some contexts, it would be claiming to be half-fullblooded elf.

Yes, he knows he is Pak'ra, though he doesn't claim to be half-blood. He has some human and tends to blame his 'weaker' attributes on that ancestry.

[Asha]

Payme takes a bite of his calamia fruit.
Payme makes a horrible face!
>
Payme darkly says, "Ok so i got 100 (30) strength, 100 (25) dex, 89 (19) agility, if i had 102 ranks of brawling and perception, the bonus for voln master...."
>
Payme removes a thick leather wrist guard from his wrist.
>
Payme put a thick leather wrist guard in his spidersilk cloak.
>
Payme removes a thick leather wrist guard from his wrist.

[Drew]

Payme takes a bite of his calamia fruit.
Payme makes a horrible face!
>
Payme darkly says, "Ok so i got 100 (30) strength, 100 (25) dex, 89 (19) agility, if i had 102 ranks of brawling and perception, the bonus for voln master...."
>
Payme removes a thick leather wrist guard from his wrist.
>
Payme put a thick leather wrist guard in his spidersilk cloak.
>
Payme removes a thick leather wrist guard from his wrist.


Haha we were talking about the formula for voln fu MB on OOC. Looks like someone forgot to chat.

[Asha]

I thought so lol.
I love how he didn't try to excuse the mistake aswell.

[Drew]

I love how he didn't try to excuse the mistake aswell.


I think that's the best thing to do, don't make it any worse.

[Asha]

Yeah you're right.

[Kaig]

I was waiting with someone for an event and this is what I just happened to see... Okay I get the nature of the exchange, but it really seems out of sorts for a world such as Elanthia and I had to leave.


XXX1 just trudged through a red-bricked pathway.
J>
XXX1 sits down.
J>
XXX2 smiles at XXX1.
J>
XXX2 softly says, "Nephew."
J>
XXX1 says, "Sup Unc's"
J>
XXX1 just nudged XXX2.



Yeah thats just lame role-playing in my opinion.

[Drew]

Names please.

[AnticorRifling]

I was waiting with someone for an event and this is what I just happened to see... Okay I get the nature of the exchange, but it really seems out of sorts for a world such as Elanthia and I had to leave.


XXX1 just trudged through a red-bricked pathway.
J>
XXX1 sits down.
J>
XXX2 smiles at XXX1.
J>
XXX2 softly says, "Nephew."
J>
XXX1 says, "Sup Unc's"
J>
XXX1 just nudged XXX2.



Yeah thats just lame role-playing in my opinion. This is when you raise an eyebrow, snort, and say "Judging by your venacular he's also your brother." and then you walk away.

[Kaig]

I left the names out for a reason. I owe neither of them any favors, however, one of them is really close to a good friend of mine. To make this even more idiodic, I am 99.9% positive that they both were being played by the same person.

[Endlin]

Hugemen says, "Gem jars are awesome."

Hugemen says, "And they hold 50 of each gem."

Hugemen says, "But count as space for 1 item."

Hugemen says, "So you have 50 diamonds in a container in your locker. it takes up one space."

[waywardgs]

HUGEMEN iz goood name 4 giantz!!!!11111

[WRoss]

[Private] Aliria: [General]: "Sorry lord, phone call."

[Sweets]

Wait..what? She uses lord ooc? Does she know she's ooc? Does she know the difference?

[Gelston]

Speaking to Deron, Afreet says, "Salaam."
>
The light blue glow leaves Afreet.
>
Deron grins at Afreet.
>
* Eeky returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
>
Xolean just arrived.
>
Xolean says, "Drafix... my friend..."
>
Drafix makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
Drafix gestures.
His body is surrounded by a dim dancing aura.
>
Deron darkly says, "Salaamu alayk Ramadan Kareem habiibi."
>
Drafix makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
Drafix gestures.
Drafix stands taller, as if bolstered with a sense of confidence.
>
Drafix recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
Drafix gestures.
A layer of hard, shifting stone forms around Drafix.
>
Narilia just arrived.
>
Xolean asks, "Want to pop a box?"
>
Xolean grins at Drafix.
>
Deron grins at Afreet.
>
* Gandriel returns home from a hard day of adventuring.
>
* Aydan joins the adventure.
>
Xolean says, "It's plated."
>
Drafix chuckles.
>
Drafix says, "Let's see it."
>
* Clunk joins the adventure.
>
Solard just arrived.
>
Xolean offers Drafix an enruned haon strongbox.
>
Deron darkly says, "Kareem kareem alhamduliLahi rabbil alameen."


Theres a lot more. I guess Arabic is a GS language now.

You are nominating Deron for good roleplaying for the following reason: "for playing a great Arab"

[Dienjiini]

Be careful what you say on here, it could come back to haunt you!!!

________________________________________________

Marree blinks.
J>
The ghostly voice of Edoch says, "Niceee."
J>'what the?
You softly ask, "What the?"
J>
Zzentar says, "Ohh bevo . i have one for you."
>
Zzentar's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
Marree exclaims, "No!"
>
Zzentar gestures at you.
CS: +534 - TD: +195 + CvA: -21 + d100: +84 == +402
Warding failed!
Your dark russet troll-claw is struck with Zzentar's cast.
>
A rippling stream of vacuum leaps from a stone-clawed dark russet troll-claw in your right hand.
... 65 points of damage!
Right leg explodes into thousands of pieces!
You fall screaming to the ground grasping your mangled right leg!
You are stunned for 12 rounds!
!SP>
A rippling stream of vacuum leaps from a silvered faewood runestaff with a braided leather grip in Edoch's right hand.
The faewood runestaff in Edoch's right hand returns to normal.
!SP>'not a shock
You are still stunned.
!SP>
A rippling stream of vacuum leaps from a stone-clawed dark russet troll-claw in your right hand.
... 75 points of damage!
Eye bursts and decompression takes most of your head with it!
DEAD>
Zzentar says, "Keep messing with me."
DEAD>
Marree says, "He didn't even TALK to you."
DEAD>'i have not seen or spoken to you
You softly say, "I have not seen or spoken to you."
DEAD>'play your stupid games
You softly say, "Play your stupid games."
DEAD>
Lorilea just came through the wooden gates.
DEAD>
Lorilea tilts her head down.
DEAD>
Zzentar says, "Oh bevo ysas did on forums.



?????

[Geshron]

Zzentar must have a small dick. Or anyone else who kills someone in game for ANYTHING forum related. These in-game sociopaths I will never understand. Would love to meet someone like this in person.

[Monsoon]

I remember years ago when he rested in the Crypt because he was that young. Now that he's capped or close to it (maybe ownership changed hands?), he picks a fight with everyone. He could at least be entertaining about it.

[AnticorRifling]

You should have reported him right there. Douchebags like that fail hard.

[WRoss]

Deron<Zzentar<Boddiker<Candor

Candor wins!

[Geshron]

Something the other day was to the affect of,

>Reaperzstein says to Reapz "Now let's go get you trained, Dad"

Could of knocked myself out facepalming so hard.

[BriarFox]

I liked Candor, actually. He was very smart. He did nothing except annoy people, rather harmlessly, and waited until they did something stupid and got thrown in jail or such for it.

[Monsoon]

Candor was awesome. When's the last time he came around?

[waywardgs]

Be careful what you say on here, it could come back to haunt you!!!

________________________________________________

Marree blinks.
J>
The ghostly voice of Edoch says, "Niceee."
J>'what the?
You softly ask, "What the?"
J>
Zzentar says, "Ohh bevo . i have one for you."
>
Zzentar's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
Marree exclaims, "No!"
>
Zzentar gestures at you.
CS: +534 - TD: +195 + CvA: -21 + d100: +84 == +402
Warding failed!
Your dark russet troll-claw is struck with Zzentar's cast.
>
A rippling stream of vacuum leaps from a stone-clawed dark russet troll-claw in your right hand.
... 65 points of damage!
Right leg explodes into thousands of pieces!
You fall screaming to the ground grasping your mangled right leg!
You are stunned for 12 rounds!
!SP>
A rippling stream of vacuum leaps from a silvered faewood runestaff with a braided leather grip in Edoch's right hand.
The faewood runestaff in Edoch's right hand returns to normal.
!SP>'not a shock
You are still stunned.
!SP>
A rippling stream of vacuum leaps from a stone-clawed dark russet troll-claw in your right hand.
... 75 points of damage!
Eye bursts and decompression takes most of your head with it!
DEAD>
Zzentar says, "Keep messing with me."
DEAD>
Marree says, "He didn't even TALK to you."
DEAD>'i have not seen or spoken to you
You softly say, "I have not seen or spoken to you."
DEAD>'play your stupid games
You softly say, "Play your stupid games."
DEAD>
Lorilea just came through the wooden gates.
DEAD>
Lorilea tilts her head down.
DEAD>
Zzentar says, "Oh bevo ysas did on forums.



?????

Who's Zzentar on the PC then? So I know not to say anything bad about him, because he iz teh uber and I wouldn't want to risk it.

(insert eyeroll facepalm x 23423098234908723498723)

[Monsoon]

Maybe Wesley is Zzentar!

[Latrinsorm]

Why does the log start in the middle of the interaction? What did Edoch do?

[Monsoon]

Edoch probably breathed.

[Drunken Durfin]

Saw this today after reading this thread, made me chuckle:


Zzentar [General]: "Anyone want to join in on a bandit hunt?" [4:33PM]
Droit [General]: "Healer and cleric for zzentar?" [4:38PM]

[yesicj]

You hear the faint thoughts of Phonelius echo in your mind:
[General]: "Any bowels foragers for hire?"
>
You hear the faint thoughts of Sairai echo in your mind:
[General]: "What he's really asking is are there any fruitloops out there who would venture into that area."

Come on, really? I guess it bugs me because I once got a send politely requesting that I rethink my future word choice (admittedly, this was way back in the day) because I used the word bummer. I understand this was the Landing net and whatever, but still.

[DaCapn]

Wait..what? She uses lord ooc? Does she know she's ooc? Does she know the difference?

Sort of like those people that use "ye" on the officials. Silly business.

[Gelston]

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Narqui echo in your mind:
"By sending Hello Kitties, I have unlocked a number of gifts that I can send....one of them being the option to "send dildos""
chat you are weird.
You focus on transmitting your thought.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"you are weird."
profi nar
Name: Lady Narqui
Profession: Sustainer
Race: Human Gender: Female
She is taller than average and appears to be very young.
She has sparkling, pewter-rimmed dark amethyst eyes and alabaster skin.
She has thigh-length, glossy jet black hair enhanced by random streaks of silver and violet with a jagged cut that frames her face.
She has pouting lips.


>
You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Narqui echo in your mind:
"You have no proof!"
Mikkado just arrived.
>
Mikkado snaps her fingers.
>
Rynaari examines her fingernails.
>
You've gained 1 physical training point.
(To use these new points, type GOALS and adjust your skills.)
>
Rynaari blinks in surprise as though just becoming aware of Mikkado's presence.
>
Asherii gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Asherii gestures.
A light blue glow surrounds Asherii.
>
Asherii gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Asherii gestures.
The air thickens and begins to swirl around Asherii.
>
Speaking in Elven, Rynaari obliviously says, "Oh...didnt see ya."
>
Rynaari snickers.
>
Mikkado bursts out in a sudden snort of laughter.
>
Asherii gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Asherii gestures.
A deep blue glow surrounds Asherii.
>chat You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Narqui echo in your mind:
You focus on transmitting your thought.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Narqui echo in your mind:"
Rynaari leans softly against Mikkado.
>
Asherii traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
>"By sending Hello Kitties, I have unlocked a number of gifts that I can send....one of them being the option to "send dildos""
Asherii gestures.
A dim aura surrounds Asherii.
>
Speaking in Elven, you quietly say, "By sending Hello Kitties, I have unlocked a number of gifts that I can send....one of them being the option to "send dildos""."
>
Speaking in Elven, Mikkado sarcastically says, "Ha ha, very funny."
>
Asherii raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>
Asherii gestures.
A pure white aura sparkles around Asherii.
>'Erm
Speaking in Elven, you quietly say, "Erm."
>s
[Ta'Vaalor, Tyrnian Court]
An immense white marble fountain occupies the center of the court. Perched in its center, a towering statue of Kai stands, holding his sword aloft. His features have been painted onto the marble surface with pigments and artistry so lifelike, he appears ready to step from the fountain.
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
Zuriaa followed.
>chat ROFL
You focus on transmitting your thought.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"ROFL"
chat Speaking in Elven, you quietly say, "By sending Hello Kitties, I have unlocked a number of gifts that I can send....one of them being the option to "send dildos""."
You focus on transmitting your thought.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"Speaking in Elven, you quietly say, "By sending Hello Kitties, I have unlocked a number of gifts that I can send....one of them being the option to "send dildos"".""
n
[Ta'Vaalor, Tyrnian Court]
A small cluster of trees stands near the edge of the court, providing a shady spot and a chance for a brief respite from the bustle of the city. Several elven guards stand beneath a nearby tree, chatting quietly amongst themselves as they scan the crowded court. You also see the Vilorcasdra disk, a fluffy white cat that is sitting, a wooden barrel and a darkly stained wooden bench with some stuff on it.
Also here: Mikkado, Squire Legionnaire Vilorcasdra, Rynaari who is lying down, Asherii who is sitting, Zakyu
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
Zuriaa followed.
>whistle
You whistle tunelessly to yourself, remembering days past.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Narqui echo in your mind:
"LMAO"
The powerful look leaves Asherii.
>
Rynaari rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Narqui echo in your mind:
"Look who's weird now!"
Vilorcasdra glances at you.
>
Speaking in Elven, Mikkado sarcastically says, "Screwballs, the lot of you..."
>
Vilorcasdra looks over at you and shakes her head.
>whisper ooc vilo OOPS
(OOC) You quietly whisper to Vilorcasdra, "OOPS."
>
Vilorcasdra agrees with you.
>
Speaking in Elven, Mikkado darkly says, "Pun NOT intended."
>
Speaking in Elven, Rynaari softly says, "You vaalors are kinky..."
>

[Kitty]

Delightful!

[Monsoon]

Aethor [Merchant]: "Selling a playershop 3 rooms premium, will be a deed, custom building, custom furniture, to the first person to offer me a fixskills potion."

Aethor [Merchant]: "Its room 18 celadon building with a gabled roof."

[TheThirdEye]

There was once an invention called the internet.

Some people used it for good.

Others, for awesome: http://www.bash.org/?search=bloodninja&sort=0&show=25

P.S. – A trifle NSFW.

The link Sylvan Dreams posted is better.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...

This always kills me :rofl:

[BriarFox]

Mairri's hands glow with power as she summons elemental energy to her command...
>
Duplolas grins.
>
Mairri yells, "Clear!"
>
Mairri gestures at Dewfall.
Mairri looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
A small surge of electricity arcs out towards the corpse of Dewfall!
The body twitches slightly in response.
>

[4a6c1]

dumb

[Gelston]

Mairri's hands glow with power as she summons elemental energy to her command...
>
Duplolas grins.
>
Mairri yells, "Clear!"
>
Mairri gestures at Dewfall.
Mairri looks less calm and refreshed than a moment ago.
A small surge of electricity arcs out towards the corpse of Dewfall!
The body twitches slightly in response.
>

It was a little chuckle the first time I saw someone do this... It gets old after being repeated 100 million times.

[Cephalopod]

The skipped the THUMP, too. Lame.

[Androidpk]

You see Bonquishah.
She appears to be a Human.
She is average height and appears to be very young. She has bloodshot brown eyes and dark brown skin. She has short, frizzy black hair worn in elaborate braids. She has a broad face, a bulbous nose and a missing tooth.
She is in good shape.


Speaking to Noala, Bonquishah says, "B'scuse you? I AXED you a question."

Speaking to herself, Bonquishah says, "Oh no she di'int."

Bonquishah mutters something about ignant.

/facepalm

[Latrinsorm]

Nefaru deeply asks, "When did the square become the caster home?"

First time, no big deal.

Fourteenth time pissing and moaning about it, just STFU already.

[Cusack]

You see Bonquishah.
She appears to be a Human.
She is average height and appears to be very young. She has bloodshot brown eyes and dark brown skin. She has short, frizzy black hair worn in elaborate braids. She has a broad face, a bulbous nose and a missing tooth.
She is in good shape.


Speaking to Noala, Bonquishah says, "B'scuse you? I AXED you a question."

Speaking to herself, Bonquishah says, "Oh no she di'int."

Bonquishah mutters something about ignant.

/facepalm


http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr39/zfishcake/More%20Random/Face%20Reactions/md11so.gif

[4a6c1]

You see Bonquishah.
She appears to be a Human.
She is average height and appears to be very young. She has bloodshot brown eyes and dark brown skin. She has short, frizzy black hair worn in elaborate braids. She has a broad face, a bulbous nose and a missing tooth.
She is in good shape.


Speaking to Noala, Bonquishah says, "B'scuse you? I AXED you a question."

Speaking to herself, Bonquishah says, "Oh no she di'int."

Bonquishah mutters something about ignant.

/facepalm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9hg0uMwUrI&feature=related

[Asrial]

Nefaru deeply asks, "When did the square become the caster home?"

First time, no big deal.

Fourteenth time pissing and moaning about it, just STFU already.Hahahahaha.

15th.. this happened on the 30th (your post being on the 29th):

Nefaru deeply says, "Why dont you guys cast in the park."

(..and then degenerated into the pissing and moaning from him and other empaths..)

[inso]

Kizzen says, "Clear when you are."
>
Kizzen says, "I feel so Scientologyist."

[Athgo]

Speaking to Sevre, Penidiamond exclaims, "Why the fuck are you whispering OOC to me?!"

Penidiamond seems hesitant, looking unsure of himself.

* Chelsin just bit the dust!

Sevre throws back his head and roars with laughter!

Penidiamond's face turns slightly pale.

* Daefea just bit the dust!

A sleek golden ferret sniffs around on the ground for a moment, then turns and scurries away in a flash of golden fur.

Penidiamond says, "Accident."

Penidiamond says, "Oh god."

Speaking to Penidiamond, Sevre says, "I love you."

Penidiamond says, "Oh no."

You feel more refreshed.

Penidiamond says, "I swear that was an accident."

[iJin]

Hahaha. Peni is back, should of known by seeing him on aim recently.

[Endlin]

Kratcheck says, "Ront hit me with 102 a few times."
>
Rontuu gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Rontuu gestures.
A dull golden nimbus surrounds Rontuu.
>
Rontuu says, "One quick second."
>

>
Rontuu says, "Weak spirit caster."

You bury your face in your hands.
>
Kratcheck says, "Says 4 hrs."
>
Rontuu says, "Be easier to get an imbeddible item."

[Asha]

>
Cuttak says, "In lesser gargoyles (Darkstone), should i die."
>stare
You stare at nothing in particular.
>

[Latrinsorm]

I have made a conscious effort to not use as many parentheses in writing ever since I caught myself trying to use them aloud (true story, what happened was... DAMNIT).

[Mogonis]

Lythanda [General]: "Ooc psinet not working tonite?"

Lythanda [General]: "Ooc oh for heaven sake psinet down?"

Lythanda [General]: "Evening folks lol!"

Lythanda [General]: "Oh get a feckin grip. people make mistakes."

[CaveCanem]

Full of 'em tonight.

Speaking in Elven, Bhodili softly says, "Its nice to see the town has not lost that Payton Place feel to it..."

Everyone present wisely ignored that. I was rather impressed.

Zerlificus [General]: "Danke, Aize."

Fuck Elven, Dwarven, and Halfling. Sprechen sie Deutsch?

[Gnomad]

Bhodili is a terrible player. Everyone in Vaalor is used to ignoring him.

[Elvenlady]

I'm impressed he even managed a sentence that was coherent.

[MotleyCrew]

Shadowring says, "Ahm omw to Varunar to kill some rottings."

[Stry]

(Bristenn's wool greatcloak jiggles revoltingly, with the accompanying din of wet slapping providing a resounding music about him.)










He was RPing that he was carrying a cloak full of rolton meat... But still.. poor Balah had just walked in on the middle of it just in time to see that ACT.

Balah says, speaking disbelievingly to Bristenn, "You didn't..."


I rofl'd.

Bristenn is typically a very good RPer. This was just bad because it was late and my dirty mind got the better of me.

Sorry, I had to share.

[Farn]

(After being healed)
Moonflare exclaims, "M-O-O-N that spells Thanks ANA!"

Someone's been enjoying The Stand.

[Stry]

Mogonis just handed Lunarnight some coins.

Lunarnight says, "Ty."

You glance up.

[Gnomad]

Gweniveer softly says, "Thandiwe.. she's amazing."
>
Mischung softly asks, "What did Thandiwe do for you?"
>
Kethore mutters surgery.
>
Gweniveer laughs at Kethore!
>
Gweniveer pushes on Kethore without much success.
>
Mischung softly asks, "Lips?"
>
Gweniveer nods enthusiastically!
>
Mischung softly says, "Aye."
>
Mischung softly asks, "For the Mini win?"
>
Gweniveer shakes her head.
>
Gweniveer softly says, "Nae, I designed a shop for FWI."
>l gwen
Her alluring lips are a natural sunset hue, soft and blushed.

[Stry]

Her alluring lips are a natural sunset hue, soft and blushed.

http://features.cgsociety.org/newgallerycrits/g17/347717/347717_1224020847_large.jpg

Sunset hue... right?

[BulletSponge]

This is in Prime, not Shattered. During Prime Time, with plenty of people in the room.

I cut out spelling ups and random room spam.


Morphistis yells, "'Castin guards.. so run n tell dat!"
>
Morphistis grins at Mapleton.
>
High Lord Svardin's group just arrived.
>
Lady Kegla just arrived.
>
Lady Kegla just went over to an old well.
>
Svardin joins Morphistis's group.
>
Arasai laughs!
>
Mapleton says, "Straight up."
>
You join Morphistis.
J>
Morphistis says, "Word."
J>
Piquel joins Morphistis's group.
J>
Warhelm stands up.
J>
Mapleton says, "No wum sain."
J>
Warhelm says, "Morons."
J>
Snowrok joins Morphistis's group.
J>
Morphistis says, "Right right right."

J>
Arasai says, "Holla Back for Gi-zards."
J>
Mapleton laughs at Arasai!
J>
Snowrok peers quizzically at Arasai.
J>
Mapleton laughs at Arasai!
J>
Mapleton laughs at Arasai!
J>
Mapleton rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
J>
Morphistis makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
J>
Arasai says, "Shoot Morph some uh dat hot mana yaw."
J>
Mapleton sits up.
J>
Grezanar put a broadsword in his bearskin pack.
J>
Arasai says, "Man i'm ready to break a peice off in some Shamlers."
J>
Shanat just went southeast.
J>
Svardin asks, "Anyone wish der armor tinkered so ya dodge better?"
J>
Morphistis makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
J>
J>
Svardin adjusts his linked imflass chainmail, improving its comfort and maneuverability.
J>
Mapleton nods to Svardin.
J>
Piquel raises his hand.
J>
Snowrok begins chuckling at Arasai!
J>
Svardin adjusts Mapleton's hide armor, improving its comfort and maneuverability.
J>
Morphistis makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
J>
Svardin adjusts Piquel's white leather, improving its comfort and maneuverability.
J>
Svardin asks, "Anyone else?"
J>
Speaking to Arasai, Snowrok asks, "Whats a Shamler?"
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A bright luminescence surrounds Arasai.
J>
Grezanar exclaims, "I be needing a mender quick!"
J>
Morphistis makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A bright luminescence surrounds Arasai.
Erelad just arrived.
J>
Erelad just went east.
J>
Morphistis makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
J>
Arasai exclaims, "Dark Shamlers!"
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A bright luminescence surrounds Arasai.
J>
Morphistis makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A bright luminescence surrounds Arasai.
J>
Mapleton says, "Love dem darkies."
J>
Aoifekyna leans back.
J>
Speaking to Arasai, Snowrok says, "O."
J>
Morphistis makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
J>
Arasai says, "They're really dark, and they say, shammel shammel."
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Arasai.
J>
Erelad just arrived.
J>
Erelad just went west.
J>
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Arasai.
J>
Mapleton says, "Oh snap arasai...you got dat down."
J>
Erelad just arrived.
J>
Aoifekyna leans back.
J>
Morphistis gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A deep blue glow surrounds Arasai.
J>
Erelad quietly says, "I have a couple of small wounds, if any are working."
J>
Morphistis gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A deep blue glow surrounds Arasai.
J>
Svardin asks, "Anyone else for armored evasion?"
J>
Speaking to Arasai, Snowrok asks, "You mean like kobolds or something?"
J>
Morphistis gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A deep blue glow surrounds Arasai.
J>
Snowrok works his way out of some ancient battle worn dark half-plate embossed with twin dueling griffins.
J>
Morphistis gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
J>
Snowrok works his way into some ancient battle worn dark half-plate embossed with twin dueling griffins.
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A deep blue glow surrounds Arasai.
J>
With exaggerated slowness you take a deep breath, then pinch the bridge of your nose.
J>
Morphistis gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
J>
Svardin tries humming a joyful tune.
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A light blue glow surrounds Arasai.
J>
Snowrok asks, "Armor evasion?"
J>
Snowrok says, "Aye."
J>
Morphistis gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A light blue glow surrounds Arasai.
J>
Svardin adjusts Snowrok's ancient half-plate, improving its comfort and maneuverability.
J>
Delilahrae just went northwest.
J>
Morphistis gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A light blue glow surrounds Arasai.
J>
Lord Piquel just went west.
J>
Morphistis gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
A light blue glow surrounds Arasai.
J>
That isn't a valid option.
J>
Morphistis gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
J>
Morphistis gestures at Arasai.
Arasai suddenly looks more powerful.
J>
Grezanar says, "I could use some patching up if anybody gets a chance."
J>
High Lord Svardin just went southwest.
J>
Morphistis gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

J>
Speaking to Arasai, Snowrok asks, "Where are these Shamlers found?"
J>
Arasai says, "Actually my good sir, the correct pronounciation of their true name is "Dark Shambler". They are approximately 19 Trainings, and if i recall correctly, they are bipedal humanoid beings of an evil alignment."
J>
Anemit just arrived.
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Morphistis says, "Well what the hell."
J>
Danno and Jodeco just arrived, dragging the body of Mirstin with them.
J>
Anemit just went northwest.
J>
An irritable badland spirit floats in, following Jodeco.
J>
Lord Piquel just went northwest.
J>
Snowrok nods to Arasai.
J>
Morphistis laughs at Arasai!
J>
Arasai says, "So you can run and tell dat."
J>
Zechume just arrived.
J>
Jodeco quietly says, "Healing for Mirstin please."
J>
Morphistis exclaims, "Homeboy!"
J>
Snowrok peers quizzically at Arasai.
J>
Delilahrae just arrived.
J>
Tesqua just arrived.
J>
Snowrok chuckles.
J>
Jodeco kneels down and begins to recite prayers.
J>
Delilahrae sits down.
J>
The ghostly voice of Mirstin says, "Thank you all."
J>
Alxandarr just went northwest.
J>
Mapleton snaps his fingers at Arasai.
J>
Fuaru appears to be checking his pockets for something, but finds them empty.
J>
Fuaru checks his equipment, adjusting and rearranging his gear.
J>
Danno looks thoughtfully at Tesqua.
J>
Arasai says, "Lets shake the spot fo we get rolled by da hooda."

Arasai says, "Lets us be off, i have received a vision from the gods.. and it was written in BLOOD."
>

Mapleton says, "I too have received that frightening vision of blood-stained warning."
>

Morphistis asks, "Did they say that five was poppin?"
>look
[Town Square Central]
>
With exaggerated slowness you take a deep breath, then pinch the bridge of your nose.

[DaCapn]

With exaggerated slowness you take a deep breath, then pinch the bridge of your nose.

What verb is this?

[Elvenlady]

STEEPLE NOSE

[Cephalopod]

STEEPLE NOSE

This sounds like a brilliant insult.

[BulletSponge]

Its like a slow motion face palm. At least, that's what I use it for.

[Xeromist]

TSC has been plagued by some pretty awful interaction lately. But hey, opportunity in disguise, right? ..right? ....hello...?