Bad roleplaying moments

[inkonjeans]

interesting line to draw: if it grammatically LOOKS ingame, or SOUNDS ingame

[Elvenlady]

Siierra softly exclaims, "Darn, why you gotta be an empath. I could fry three times over on your blood loss!"

:club:

[Asile]

Siierra softly exclaims, "Darn, why you gotta be an empath. I could fry three times over on your blood loss!"

:club:

Way to help promote the image that Empaths are exp-hungry vultures!

Is it really so hard to say something like that in Guildspeak? <mutter>

[CrystalTears]

Or not at all.

[iJin]

Preferably not at all.

[TheLastShamurai]

yes, it is perfectly acceptable to just shut the fuck up when you think about saying things like that.

[TheLastShamurai]

although that doesn't quite bother me as much as a cleric asking me if i want a "rezz".

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

although that doesn't quite bother me as much as a cleric asking me if i want a "rezz".

That drives me crazy

"DO YOU NEED LK AND A REZ?"

[DaCapn]

Something that kind of gets to me is the fact that people even call it "life keep." Life is already gone when you use that thing. Sort of like "hot water heater" I guess.

[Asile]

Sure, not saying something like that at all would be better, but since she felt it must be said, the least that can be done is keep from reinforcing bad opinions about healers.

LK and lifekeep and rezz I try not to let bother me, just attributing those to bad habits and/or laziness.

[thefarmer]

I'm not going to argue the semantics of this because it's obviously just opinion that ONE slash isn't the same as purposely doing l337-speak for a whole sentence.

Purposeful or not, you pointed out the fact that it wasn't bad RP because it's "said fast together anyway". At any rate, had you not mentioned the that part, I wouldn't have bothered using my example.

As for the locksmith thread on the officials, I said normal treasure probably doesn't factor in, and left it at that. The rest of my posts weren't trying to prove anything, they were pointing out that feeder items automatically raised the locksmith fee.

[MotleyCrew]

I have to say, I hate rezz too. And the way so many people cutsify stuff, like wizzie...Can I get some wizzie spells? I feel like pissing all over them.

[CrystalTears]

Nothing like seeing a legend warrior ask, "Anyone doing any massies?"

[Some Rogue]

Right after I get my boxies picked!

[thefarmer]

Does anyone even think getting to legend (or any title) even means anything anymore?

[Elvenlady]

Or .. I've got boo boos!

[Some Rogue]

That would be ouchies. :P

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

That would be ouchies. :P

http://www.ouchiesonline.com/

[tyrant-201]

The ghostly voice of Timmie heartily says, "Timmeh."

[diethx]

The ghostly voice of Timmie heartily says, "Timmeh."

I lol'd.

[tyrant-201]

I lol'd.

To me it's like Dave Chapelle's Lil John/Rick James. They're all so worn out, they aren't even funny anymore.

Not to mention it has no place in a roleplaying game. Hence the reason I posted it here.

[MotleyCrew]

The ghostly voice of Timmie heartily says, "Timmeh."

:rofl:

Everytime I see his name, I mentally hear that in my head.

[Brielus]

I almost fucking killed him for that as soon as he was raised but nooooooooo... kaelowyn's sittin next to me laughing about it lookin all cute... he lived another day for making my adorable wife to be laugh. *btw* tell anyone I said this and ill cman taint punch you. :)

[TheLastShamurai]

tell anyone I said this and ill cman taint punch you.

i think gouch punch would sound better.



XXXXX says, "I have to go kill 20 festering taints."

You say, "There are atleast ten here on the Dais."

[Allereli]

he trotted jovially down the path before a great dragon ate him because the author knew that this story was a train wreck after he typed

ROFL

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Speaking to Snimzik, Zakyu asks, "So she will passionatly eat someones tail?"

[DaCapn]

Krisilynd gestures at Durka.
A dim aura surrounds Durka.
Krisilynd asks, "Is that stackable?"
Krisilynd asks, "Dims?"

[Lainie]

Divaxia says, "I love the honey nipples."
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Divaxia nods.

l

[Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded from the moonlight by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see a dark-haired half-elven priestess, some stone benches with some stuff on it and an herbal remedy donation bin.
Also here: Anaia, Lady Divaxia who is sitting, Sparnus who is sitting, Artolis, Lord Kasanova who is sitting, Lord Jiles, Kashina who is sitting, Nephelae who is sitting, Tycine
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
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Divaxia exclaims, "Especially for breakfast! honey nipples cherios!"

[iJin]

God. Please kill her.

[Stanley Burrell]

Extra points if you kill her with the honey nipples.

[Lainie]

I don't know but... I just cringe everytime I hear someone "softly exclaim"... I mean how can you softly exclaim something? What would that sound like?

[AnticorRifling]

I think you can softly exclaim something. It's like when your kids are sleeping and you stub your toe in the hallway outside their room and you go "Son of a..piece of...mother...taco dip!" but you keep your voice down so you don't wake them.

[That Jay]

Speaking quietly to Salen, Orakio asks, "Would you explain that button of yours?"

examine salen

You see Salen D'Foe.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is average height and appears to be mature. He has narrowly tilted, black-rimmed golden amber eyes and chapped bronze skin. He has shoulder length, tousled bone white hair tied back into a high top knot. He has an angular face, a flat nose and a discolored snake-bite scar below his right eye. He has a scaly patch of skin on the back of his neck.
He has a tattoo of a two headed entwined serpent on his neck, a circular serpent tattoo on his ear, and a tattooed symbol of Amasalen on his neck.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a burnished gold alloy flagon, an inlaid gold ring, a sea blue ora volcano-shaped button incised with broken table legs, a dark serpent-scaled longcloak secured at the neck with a glaes lorae'tyr rune, some blackened veniom cufflinks, a woven serpent skin armband, some woven jet black pants, a black leather climbing pack, some smoke-grey reinforced leathers stamped with a large blue lightning bolt, a purple mithril mesh pouch, and a silvery rope-tied sack.

Vyrshkana asks, "Is beinged easy button?"

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Speaking quietly to Salen, Orakio asks, "Would you explain that button of yours?"

examine salen

You see Salen D'Foe.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is average height and appears to be mature. He has narrowly tilted, black-rimmed golden amber eyes and chapped bronze skin. He has shoulder length, tousled bone white hair tied back into a high top knot. He has an angular face, a flat nose and a discolored snake-bite scar below his right eye. He has a scaly patch of skin on the back of his neck.
He has a tattoo of a two headed entwined serpent on his neck, a circular serpent tattoo on his ear, and a tattooed symbol of Amasalen on his neck.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a burnished gold alloy flagon, an inlaid gold ring, a sea blue ora volcano-shaped button incised with broken table legs, a dark serpent-scaled longcloak secured at the neck with a glaes lorae'tyr rune, some blackened veniom cufflinks, a woven serpent skin armband, some woven jet black pants, a black leather climbing pack, some smoke-grey reinforced leathers stamped with a large blue lightning bolt, a purple mithril mesh pouch, and a silvery rope-tied sack.

Vyrshkana asks, "Is beinged easy button?"


I don't get it.

[Praefection]

Staples has these commercials with all kinds of stupid situations where people end up pushing the bright red 'easy' button and they get what they want. Or something.

[Asha]

Starwhisp curtsies to Morphios.
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Rhalis says, "Took a minor chest injury if a healer has some time. no rush."
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Whyssper points at Tazzah.
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Tazzah says, "Nuh, your turn."
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Tazzah says, "I'm fried."
>stare
Whyssper turns towards Tazzah and renders a sharp salute with her witchwood runestaff.


Gold.

[iJin]

I bet that bitch bought the staff I wanted in the landing!!!1

[Orp]

Speaking softly to Embral, Bhodili asks, "Ya need blooming Onions?"
Embral looks over at Bhodili and shakes his head.
Bhodili softly says, "Oh good. .they stink..."

[TheLastShamurai]

God. Please kill her.



per your request...

Divaxia meditates over you.
Divaxia takes your right eye damage.
!>
Divaxia meditates over you.
Divaxia takes your head damage.
!>
Divaxia meditates over you.
Divaxia takes your chest damage.
>
Divaxia meditates over you.
Divaxia takes your left arm damage.
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Divaxia meditates over you.
Divaxia takes your right hand damage.
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Divaxia meditates over you.
Divaxia takes your right leg damage.
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Divaxia meditates over you.
Divaxia takes some of your blood loss.
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Tazzah murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
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Divaxia meditates over you.
Divaxia takes all of your blood loss.

* Divaxia drops dead at your feet!

Speaking to Divaxia, you say, "Thank you for your sacrifice."

[Lainie]

* Divaxia drops dead at your feet!

------Clasic

[Sweets]

My character is polite to this gal but she annoys the crap out of me. I corrected her twice through whispers when she starts going off on things like seeing a certain message on her screen etc. She takes it well and seems to really want to roleplay, she just might be too stupid.

[Sylvan Dreams]

My character is polite to this gal but she annoys the crap out of me. I corrected her twice through whispers when she starts going off on things like seeing a certain message on her screen etc. She takes it well and seems to really want to roleplay, she just might be too stupid.

If that's the case, she might just be so new that she doesn't know how to process the different messages that she sees on her screen and might even think that everyone sees the same exact things.

[Lainie]

Yeah she asked out loud in TSC few weeks ago "Howcome it says I can't think clearly enough to cast?"..... Maybe someone should teach her if she has a question like that to whisper OOC to someone and ask? Or maybe collect someone's AIM.

[Sylvan Dreams]

Someone should just take her to Silverwood and tell her that the first thing she needs to do when logging in is pull the bell. She's a newbie and I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt that she's not a moron - she just doesn't know or understand the concept of roleplaying, and only seems the game aspect of it.

[Winter's Kiss]

And by the way Miko.. That was great. She annoys the hell out of me with all her OOC singing and comments in TSC all the time. Newb or not, it states on the webpage the rules and how the game is supposed to "IG" not running around singing modern shit.. She's been hanging out with Rocksand or something.

[iJin]

per your request...



Speaking to Divaxia, you say, "Thank you for your sacrifice."

lol, you're horrid, but I still like you though. <3

[DaCapn]

Embral says, "I just logged on bout 10 mins ago.."

[ZeP]

Aerowolf says, "It was that cantankerous Dwarf lady GM."
>
Aerowolf says, "She blew it up."

a few seconds later..

Mendalsen says, "Aaliyah?? Aren't you dead?"



:down:

[Lainie]

(Suvi signals that although she can't talk she needs healing please)
>

[thefarmer]

Someone should just take her to Silverwood and tell her that the first thing she needs to do when logging in is pull the bell. She's a newbie and I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt that she's not a moron - she just doesn't know or understand the concept of roleplaying, and only seems the game aspect of it.

I don't think she's a newbie. The last week or two I've had this weird chick hugging, smooching, whispering to me. She keeps saying 'remember me? it's divixiasomething( and some other names)! We used to hang out back a few years ago!" I kept whispering to her that she was wrong, and finally after like the fifth time she stopped.

I just think she's stupid.

[DaCapn]

(Suvi signals that although she can't talk she needs healing please)
>

I hope you nominated this person for an RPA. Roleplaying a mute isn't easy! Sometimes you have to think of creative ways like this to express yourself without making your character speak.

[MotleyCrew]

I don't think she's a newbie. The last week or two I've had this weird chick hugging, smooching, whispering to me. She keeps saying 'remember me? it's divixiasomething( and some other names)! We used to hang out back a few years ago!" I kept whispering to her that she was wrong, and finally after like the fifth time she stopped.

I just think she's stupid.

She was also congratulating herself on the amunet last night about her training making her a 'great lady'.

[TheLastShamurai]

lol, you're horrid, but I still like you though. <3

you'll have to explain to me at some point why i am horrid...

:(

[Asile]

Miko's not horrid. He's all kinds of lazy sweetness and good and calls it as he sees it.

Which I guess some could call "horrid."

The most important thing is that he highly amuses me.

[Asha]

I highly amuse me.

[iJin]

Well he isn't that horrid. Zuie secretly has the hots for Miko. Must be the hair!

[Winter's Kiss]

The hair is awesome.

[TheLastShamurai]

He's all kinds of lazy sweetness

kinda funny, i only do that around you.

and of course the hair is awesome, the idea came from a jet li movie so HOW COULD IT NOT BE AWESOME!?

jetliness is next to godliness!

[LadyLaphrael]

Weiser [Merchant]: "No Interested. Fire is being set to the bunny farms. Sorry and bye bunnies!"
R>
Dithio [General]: "It's wabbit season!"
KR>
Dayos [Merchant]: "Duck season."
K>
Xixtrataa [General]: "Killl the rabbit."


Because half the stuff Weiser spouts isn't annoying enough...let's just continue it on...

At least he wasn't selling bunnies FREE east of pawn and down walkway, come see me.

[Lainie]

I hope you nominated this person for an RPA. Roleplaying a mute isn't easy! Sometimes you have to think of creative ways like this to express yourself without making your character speak.

Sorry in my opinion thats a really stupid way of playing a mute. What's the point if you're just going to "signal" everything you say. I have a mute character and when that character needs something she asks in other ways. Although, I did meet this one dude who wrote everything down on paper. That was sweet.

[Gelston]

>think Fuck you Siafu, for killing OOC
Mohgedien chuckles.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
[General]: "Fuck you Siafu, for killing OOC."
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Rathmond echo in your mind:
"get qua"
think Oh crap, soory.

You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
[General]: "Oh crap, soory."
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>Meggera just arrived.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Gutzider echo in your mind:
"really"
chat LOL
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Meggera tucks her chin towards her chest and falls to the ground in an elegant roll. She tumbles smoothly and springs to her feet, ready for action!
>
You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"LOL"
Svardin covers his ears.
>

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Siafu echo in your mind:
"sry.. and what was the 'road test' a symbol of? or did he mean drivers ed?"


SEND[Xayle] Watch the language.

[iJin]

Hahahahha.


Everytime something happeneds like that my heart flutters.



Oh and Miko, it's the neck too. Bam!

[Martaigne]

[22:46:42] [General] Verkapheron: "She's a BRICK--"
[22:46:45] [General] Verkapheron: "--HOUSE!"
[22:46:54] [General] Taveron: "..... eh?"
[22:47:03] [General] Verkapheron: "Erta is offerin' me ale again."
[22:47:06] [General] Phungoidmatar: "She's mighty, mighty."
[22:47:18] [General] Verkapheron: "Ahhh, I see I'm not the only one."
[22:47:28] [General] Koops: "This the song about the girl who lets her junk hang out?"
[22:47:58] [General] Verkapheron: "That be the one."

[thefarmer]

(Suvi thanks all for the kindness they have shown her in the hour of need)

EDIT: Scrolled back some and saw another Suvi post. WTF is wrong in the wiring in her brain that she thinks this is a good way to RP a mute?

EDIT2: Nevermind the mute thing. Apparently she can talk.

[Dothstar's_Seven]

Atreau says, "Guess its bed time."
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Caylx peers quizzically at Atreau.
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Atreau nods to Caylx.
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Caylx chuckles.
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Atreau asks, "You got the sheets clean?"
>
Atreau peers quizzically at Caylx.
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Caylx quietly says, "Naw you know how I like it."
>
Atreau agrees with Caylx.
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Atreau says, "Dirty and rough."
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Nikhilan blinks.
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Atreau smirks.
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Caylx chuckles.
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Caylx quietly asks, "Who told ya?"
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Caylx folds her arms over her chest.
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Atreau says, "I told you."
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Atreau says, "Great minds think alike."
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Caylx nods.
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Caylx quietly says, "Or nasty ones."
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Atreau shrugs.
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Caylx snickers.
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Atreau says, "Think what you will."
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Atreau yawns.
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Caylx chuckles.
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Atreau says, "I'll never admit it."
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Caylx quietly says, "I can only speak for myself."
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Caylx quietly says, "I fully do."
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Caylx grins.
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Atreau says, "I'm a closet pervert."
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Atreau whistles tunelessly to himself.
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Caylx snickers.
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Atreau says, "I turn into a freak behind closed doors."
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Atreau nods.
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Caylx quietly asks, "Just closed closet doors?"
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Atreau says, "Out in the open i portray a gentleman."
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Atreau struts about.
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Caylx quietly says, "Don't you all."
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Caylx examines her fingernails.
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Atreau says, "Best way to pick up womens."
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Caylx smirks.
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Caylx adopts an agreeable expression.
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Nikhilan gazes in wonder at his surroundings.
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Caylx quietly says, "Very true."
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Atreau snickers.
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Caylx chuckles.
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Atreau says, "Poor nikhilan has to hear all of this."
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Atreau rubs Nikhilan.
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Caylx adopts an agreeable expression.
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Caylx quietly says, "I know."
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Caylx quietly says, "His virgin ears."
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Caylx shakes her head, totally at a loss.
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Atreau says, "You know, if he was that grossed out he'd leave."
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Caylx quietly says, "It was the last thing he had left."
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Atreau says, "I think he's enjoying it."
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Caylx chuckles.
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Nikhilan whistles tunelessly to himself.
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Atreau starts chortling.
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Caylx chuckles.
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Atreau rubs Caylx gently.
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Atreau says, "See i got the touch."
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Caylx chuckles.
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Nikhilan stands up.
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Nikhilan says, "Hunt time."
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Caylx snickers.
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In one blurring motion, Nikhilan snatches a chipped executioner's greataxe from his harness, brandishing it for all to see.
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Atreau exclaims, "The TOUCH OF GOD!"
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Atreau waggles his fingers mystically at Caylx. How nice.
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Caylx quietly asks, "I wonder what he'll be hunting?"
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Caylx snickers.
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Atreau shrugs at Caylx.
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A dusky sloth scrambles out of sight.
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Atreau asks, "Grimswarm?"
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Nikhilan gazes in wonder at his surroundings.
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Nikhilan says, "Temple."
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Nikhilan says, "Of skull."
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Atreau adopts an agreeable expression.
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Atreau exclaims, "The temple of DOOM!"
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Nikhilan just went out.
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Atreau says, "Thats what i call my bedroom by the way."
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Atreau nods to Caylx.
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Caylx snickers.
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Atreau says, "I should take you there sometime."
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Caylx quietly asks, "Doom?"
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Atreau says, "Doom."
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Atreau nods to Caylx.
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Caylx taps an opal joined-hearts locket that she is wearing.
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Caylx chuckles.
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Atreau says, "You won't return the same."
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Atreau snickers.
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Caylx cackles!
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You return to normal color.
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Atreau says, "And might have a slight limp."
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Caylx limps around a bit, favoring one leg.
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Atreau says, "And back pain."
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Atreau adopts an agreeable expression.
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Caylx quietly says, "No different than a week after a night with a gang of giants."
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Caylx snickers.
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Atreau laughs!
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Atreau says, "You are dirty."
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Atreau says, "I like you."
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Atreau chuckles.
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Caylx snickers.
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Caylx quietly says, "And this is me bein good."
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Caylx folds her arms over her chest.
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Atreau says, "Oh i want to see you be BAD."
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Caylx chuckles.
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Caylx quietly says, "Only Fling gets to see me be bad."
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Caylx chuckles.
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Atreau says, "Whos fling."
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Caylx quietly says, "My Daddy."
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Caylx winks at Atreau.
>look
[Ta'Illistim, Hanging Gardens]
Although the floating platform is suspended well above the ground below, it overflows with abundant plant life. The edges of the dais are brimming with delicate white queen's lace, dark lavender, fragrant rosemary and a variety of other colorful flora. Thick grass underfoot provides an enticingly peaceful resting spot. A thin silk canopy is rolled back to permit an unobstructed view of the starry night sky. You also see the Atreau disk, a medicinal donations bin, a glaesine arch, a richly finished wooden bench with some stuff on it and a large faenor-chased barrel.
Also here: Grand Lord Atreau, Lady Caylx
Obvious paths: out
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Atreau asks, "Sugar daddy?"
>act glances at his hand.
(Eugenides glances at his hand.)
>glance between cay and atrea
You glance between Caylx and Atreau.
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Caylx chuckles.
>punch eug
Okay, you punch yourself in the side of the head. Feel better?
>sleep
You slump to the ground and immediately fall asleep. You must have been exhausted!
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Caylx snickers.
>
Caylx quietly says, "Wow, were THAT good."
---------------

It was 4 a.m. and I swear to shit Gemstone was screaming "KAHLIMA!" and tearing out my heart with its bare fuckin' Wizard FE hands.

[Gelston]

You should have typed:
inc 525
quit

[Asile]

You should have typed:
inc 525
quit

I don't think poor Gen has that option.

Maybe it's just me, but there seems to be a total loss of taste and class lately. Or maybe it's just being pointed out more often.

[Dothstar's_Seven]

You should have typed:
inc 525
quit

Rogue. =(

>cman cutthroat self

[Some Rogue]

>cman groinkick dais

[Brielus]

SHIVA KHALIMA!!!

[waywardgs]

You hear the faint thoughts of Jenix echo in your mind:
[General]: "What sort of paper do I need to roll tobacco?"

You hear the faint thoughts of Ragesh echo in your mind:
[General]: "Just rip a page from a book in the library."

You hear the faint thoughts of Jenix echo in your mind:
[General]: "Another smashing idea, my dear Ragesh."

You hear the faint thoughts of Neoler echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "I recommend zig zags."

You hear the faint thoughts of Ragesh echo in your mind:
[General]: "Indeed."

[TheLastShamurai]

You hear the faint thoughts of Jenix echo in your mind:
[General]: "What sort of paper do I need to roll tobacco?"

You hear the faint thoughts of Ragesh echo in your mind:
[General]: "Just rip a page from a book in the library."

You hear the faint thoughts of Jenix echo in your mind:
[General]: "Another smashing idea, my dear Ragesh."

You hear the faint thoughts of Neoler echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "I recommend zig zags."

You hear the faint thoughts of Ragesh echo in your mind:
[General]: "Indeed."



definitely murder worthy.

[BriarFox]

Saraswati smiles.

Saraswati flails wildly, but can utter no more than a hoarse croak.

You blink at Saraswati.

[Birthing Sands, Cavern of Ages]
This part of the cavern seems intimate after the expansiveness just around a bend of the red stone. Recesses all along the east wall give the rock a filigreed appearance which belies the vast size of each enclosure. The fine sand is a constant carpet, however, the light it expends is much dimmer here, fading to a soft twilight within the eastern niches. To the south, the walls swirl to create an oval passageway into another cavern where more of the recesses can be glimpsed. You also see the Nuadjha disk, a narrow fissure, a jagged stone ledge with some stuff on it and a stiff sandy pack.
Also here: Saraswati who is sitting, Lady Demietria
Obvious exits: south, southwest

Saraswati stares upward.

You put some ambrominas leaf in your weathered satchel.

(Saraswati guess it happened last night before i checked out)

Saraswati sighs.

You glance at Saraswati.

Saraswati coughs violently, the resulting effort to breathe scrunching up her shoulders.


(OOC) You quietly whisper to Saraswati, "That was moronic and OOC. Never do it again."

You roll your eyes.

Saraswati rolls her eyes.

Saraswati coughs violently, the resulting effort to breathe scrunching up her shoulders.

(Saraswati makes rude hand gestures)

You give your eyebrow a little workout.

Saraswati smirks.

---------------

What a jacktard.

[Dothstar's_Seven]

(Nuadjha guess it happened last night before YOUR MOM checked out. OOOOOHHHHH! BURN!)

Saraswati rolls her eyes.

[diethx]

lol @ you ordering her. That'll get you far.

[BriarFox]

lol @ you ordering her. That'll get you far.

I wasn't trying to get into her pants; I was telling her she was a jacktard.

[diethx]

I wasn't trying to get into her pants; I was telling her she was a jacktard.

Yeah, and I never said you were trying to get into her pants. However in my years playing GS i've noticed that you often get more of a positive response from the immature 15 year old crowd when you don't try to order them around. Since there's no way to really back it up, it's not very intimidating. :x

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

HEY IS THIS BAD RP?

(Arulisse majix a stripper pole out of nowhere and does some crazy trick on it while snorting a line of coke, then falls on her face.)

I was in a locked room, in my defense. :rofl:

[thefarmer]

It's not RP if you're acting out what you did last night....

[diethx]

She fell on her ass last night, not her face.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

YOU HAVE NO PROOF.

[Some Rogue]

SHE JUST SAID YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE YOUR ASS.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

SHE JUST SAID YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE YOUR ASS.

I was ignoring Diethx being a mean bitch to me (I'll make a thread about it later!!!!) and addressing Farmer.

[diethx]

lol I wasn't being mean!

[thefarmer]

I have pics

[SolitareConfinement]

fucking....2 douche bags 1 room.....seriously could you get any more annoying? i log in this morning and wake up to these fucking idiots

of corse this was on the dais


Rathmond says, "I've gotten to alot of capped folks."
>Atreau says, "I'd totally roast you if i e-striked you."
>Atreau says, "I dont wanna do that."
>Rathmond says, "But for rogues and warriors."
>Rathmond says, "I gotta use feras."
>Rathmond says, "And truehand."
>Rathmond says, "Only way i took Draccor."
>Atreau nods.
>Rathmond says, "He's only like 80."
>Atreau says, "Thats cheap though."
>Rathmond says, "But he wearing damn plate."
>Rathmond says, "Plate is cheap."
>Atreau says, "Aye."
>Rathmond smirks.
>Atreau says, "To a warrior thats how you gotta do em."
>Atreau says, "I carry feras."
>Rathmond says, "I got it in my mist harbor locker."
>Rathmond says, "Grab it from anywhere."
>Rathmond nods.
>Atreau says, "Garrotte works too."
>Atreau says, "On them."
>Rathmond chuckles.
>Rathmond says, "Thats true."
>Rathmond says, "But gotta be close in training."
>Atreau says, "Very useful."
>Atreau says, "Not really."
>Rathmond says, "And i'm no where close to most the people that choose to fight with me."
>Atreau says, "Well i used it when it first came out."
>Rathmond says, "Within 20 trains."
>Atreau says, "I took down anyone."
>Atreau says, "Yea."
>Atreau says, "20 trains is alot though."
>The voice of Rathmond says, "Ya its a ton."
>The voice of Rathmond says, "But 60 is alot more."
>Atreau says, "True."
>Atreau says, "I never had that problem."
>The voice of Rathmond says, "Ya, i just came round 4 months ago."
>The voice of Rathmond says, "Maybe five months now."
>Rathmond says, "So i been catchin up."
>Atreau says, "Im just outa the loop."
>Atreau says, "2 years vacation i'm back."
>Atreau says, "Its weird."
>Rathmond begins chuckling at Atreau!
>Atreau says, "Stuff changed."
>Rathmond asks, "Lotta friends gone?"
>Rathmond says, "Er.. foes.. rather."
>Rathmond says, "Its a shame the way things are headed."
>Atreau says, "Only person i lost to in a duel is tsin before i left."
>Rathmond says, "Even that fellar gone for a bit."
>Rathmond shakes his head.
>Atreau nods.
>Atreau says, "Hes still way badder than anyone i've ever saw."

[waywardgs]

Love is in the air...

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

lol I wasn't being mean!

H8 H8 H8

[Elvenlady]

Speaking to Naidalie, Simmer asks, "Forehead item counts as headgear?"
s>
Speaking to Simmer, Naidalie says, "It used to, but I think it's changed now."
s>
Naidalie removes a crimson-edged black pearl crown from in her blue cotton rucksack.
s>
Naidalie sets her black pearl crown upon her head, and veins of blackness creep across it for an instant.
s>
Simmer says, "Ah, but pin worn is limited also."
s>
Naidalie takes a crimson-edged black pearl crown off her head.
s>
Naidalie put a crimson-edged black pearl crown in her blue cotton rucksack.
s>
Simmer nods to Naidalie.
s>
Naidalie touches her star emerald. It glows warmly for a moment and then falls away from her face.
s>
Simmer says, "Oh good."
s>
Naidalie carefully inspects her star emerald.
s>
Naidalie says, "It's still head worn."

[Martaigne]

Aw man. Simmer.

[Sweets]

So I took one of my younger characters to River's Rest and thought I might be blown away by the roleplay.

So far there's only some joker openly speaking about posting some cleaner maps.

[mgoddess]

So I took one of my younger characters to River's Rest and thought I might be blown away by the roleplay.

So far there's only some joker openly speaking about posting some cleaner maps.

I was fairly surprised when Cylnthia got to River's Rest a bit ago... people talking about the levels of critters in the new hunting ground, talking about maps and 'posting' them wherever, etc. etc.

This sort of shit is not normal for RR. Or at least, it wasn't the norm ~six months ago when Cylnthia left for better hunting grounds.

(Actually, it's kind of embarrassing coming back to River's Rest to hear this sort of stuff being talked/thought about openly, when RR used to be one of the better places in the game for RP.)

[B2]

That kind of talk is standard for that particular person.

Unfortunately, he's very loud, and very back in town.

[Merala]

I think the new hunting area has attracted all kinds of retards. It's very regrettable.

[Allereli]

I think the new hunting area has attracted all kinds of retards. It's very regrettable.

No, it's just that RR isn't as great as the people who live their claim it is, it just has an active GM guru so "interesting" things happen a little more often. When Scribes took a two month break this summer many people posted that they would move during that time, so much for community.

[Kunotron]

At about 1:40am Eastern time..



>Herot [Merchant]: "Ok, nix the scabbard... looking to buy a shoulder worn weapon harness.... TTM :)"

[TheLastShamurai]

No, it's just that RR isn't as great as the people who live their claim it is, it just has an active GM guru so "interesting" things happen a little more often. When Scribes took a two month break this summer many people posted that they would move during that time, so much for community.

you mean being rude to "outsiders" isn't great RP!?

:wtf:

[Asha]

Lol at atreau not being beaten in a duel apart from against Tsin.
He's a lying scumbag piece of shit. Completely and utterly.

[Allereli]

you mean being rude to "outsiders" isn't great RP!?

:wtf:

:wtf:

was that a stock reply? because it had nothing to do with my comment

[SolitareConfinement]

Lol at atreau not being beaten in a duel apart from against Tsin.
He's a lying scumbag piece of shit. Completely and utterly.


correction...fucking idiot is the term for those 2

[Miss Ismurii]

<3 Simmer

[Xiandrena]

<3 Simmer

Post 666 you're officially the devil.


By the way, where have you been?

[TheLastShamurai]

No, it's just that RR isn't as great as the people who live their claim it is

was referring to this. they all talk about how great it is, then when someone goes there to experience said greatness, they treat them like shit because they're an outsider.

different people have different experiences though. but i personally have never had anything that would wow me into believing the hype.

[Miss Ismurii]

Post 666 you're officially the devil.


By the way, where have you been?

hahahahaha <3333

I been around, I have a few posts here and there but nothing much.

[TheLastShamurai]

hahahahaha <3333

I been around, I have a few posts here and there but nothing much.

are you saying you're not the devil?

thats exactly what the devil would say...

[Miss Ismurii]

are you saying you're not the devil?

thats exactly what the devil would say...

The devil would say they're not the devil?

I didn't say I wasn't. I didn't say I was.

[inkonjeans]

(Maribetha roars at a cast iron fish that seems to give a small start)

You see Maribetha.
She appears to be an Erithian of the Valaka Dai.
She is taller than average and appears to be in the flower of life. She has almond-shaped aquamarine eyes and pale olive skin. She has waist length, flowing pearly white hair worn in thin braids at the temples. She has a delicate face, a freckled nose and slightly pointed ears.
She has an old battle scar across her back, a black-and-blue left eye, and old battle scars on her right hand.
She is holding a stained note in her right hand.
She is wearing a ribbon-tied theatre mask, some silver-set sapphire hairjewels, a fragrant Imaera's Lace circlet, some twisted silver earrings, a garlic and broccoli amulet, a black spidersilk cloak embroidered with a silver maple, an onyx and aquamarine clasp, a radiant-cut aquamarine brooch, a butterfly charm, a tin-bound rat hide Adventurer's Guild badge, a sprig of Imaera's Lace, a ribbon-tied black silk thigh-sheath, a silver-enruned black spidersilk backpack, some flowing silk robes, a linked crystal rose bracelet, a hammered silver armband, a wiregrass bracelet, an intricate gold ring, a linked silver dragonstalk waistchain, a simple spidersilk pouch hanging from a spiderweb chain, a peridot studded silver flask, some deep black silver-studded pants, an entwined silver and gold anklet, and some black spike-heeled boots.

[Berylla]

Athhena softly exclaims, "Im tired!"
Primum waggles his fingers mystically at Athhena. How nice.
Athhena begins pouting.
You softly say, "Me too."
You nod.
Mysd softly says, "Me too."
Primum says, "Your always tired."
You softly ask, "Who?"
Athhena softly says, "I been an officer for a hundred years."
Mysd softly says, "But we must carry on."
You rub Athhena tenderly.
Primum points at Athhena.
Primum nods to Mysd.
Primum says, "Atta girl Mysd."
Primum turns to Mysd and cheers!
You whisper, "MEN ARE TIRING US OUT! AND NOT ALWAYS IN A GOOD WAY." to your group.
Weiser rubs his chin thoughtfully.
Athhena adopts an agreeable expression.
Mysd grins at you.
You smile quietly to yourself.
Athhena softly says, "Cant live with em, cant boil em and eat em."
Mysd nods to you.
Speaking softly to Athhena, you ask, "You can't?"
Speaking softly to Athhena, you ask, "What about a spit?"
You smile.
Athhena softly says, "Well ya can, but you get in trouble."
You giggle at Athhena.
You softly say, "Only if you get caught..."
You chuckle.
Mysd softly says, "Only if you get caught."
Athhena adopts an agreeable expression.
You laugh at Mysd!
Mysd grins at you.
Athhena softly says, "Two words."
You softly say, "That's my girl."
Athhena softly says, "Wood chipper."
Weiser blinks.
You turn to give Mysd a quick smooch, and she surprises you with a warm buss on the lips!
You smile.
You grin at Athhena.
You softly say, "Lime and moth balls."
Mysd softly says, "Food processor."
You softly say, "I have a huge basement."
Athhena softly says, "Not that Ive thought about it."
You softly say, "I mean."
Athhena grins.
Mysd softly says, "Lye not lime."
You set about preparing yourself to be as presentable as possible.
You softly say, "Oh you know what I mean."
You softly say, "Meant."
You giggle.
Mysd giggles.
You softly say, "Sounded like I was making a drink."
You laugh out loud!
Athhena giggles.
Primum grins at you.
Mysd softly says, "Lime only if you're putting him in a keg."
You softly ask, "Anyone want to guess where my mind is?"
You grin at Mysd.
Athhena softly says, "I dont think I wanna come to your parties."
Mysd grins.
Athhena just nudged you.
You laugh at Athhena!
Mysd laughs!
You softly ask, "No?"
Athhena softly says, "You mix up lye and lime."
Athhena softly says, "No."
Weiser melodically says, "I will."
Weiser melodically says, "But just beer."
Weiser chuckles.
Athhena grins at Weiser.
Athhena sings:

"Jaidd puts the lye in the coconut and mix em all up"

Mysd giggles at Athhena.
You laugh out loud!
Athhena chuckles.
You softly say, "Oh stop it, I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard."
Athhena snickers at you!
Mysd nods.
Primum grins at you

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

The devil would say they're not the devil?

I didn't say I wasn't. I didn't say I was.

To hell with that logic... if I was the devil, I'd flaunt it like a mofo. Seriously, more than the devil in the Pick of Destiny.

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1276035/article_images/tddvd4502.jpg

[TheLastShamurai]

To hell with that logic... if I was the devil, I'd flaunt it like a mofo. Seriously, more than the devil in the Pick of Destiny.

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1276035/article_images/tddvd4502.jpg


music is the way to win the masses.

[thefarmer]

Divaxia exclaims, "I smell like the preferbial rose and the normal puss that comes from keeping wounds from people!"
Oddly, you see Divaxia attempting to lick herself.

[TheLastShamurai]

Divaxia exclaims, "I smell like the preferbial rose and the normal puss that comes from keeping wounds from people!"
Oddly, you see Divaxia attempting to lick herself.

damn, could have atleast spelled proverbial right.

[Amber]

damn, could have atleast spelled proverbial right.

not to mention pus.

[Sweets]

I'm telling you, the gal tries to roleplay, she just isn't that bright. I move away from TSC whenever she's around now. Too annoying.

[Some Rogue]

Eliaku recites:

"Single Giantman capped wizard, enjoys walks on the beach"

You bury your face in your hands.

[Miss Ismurii]

Eliaku recites:

"Single Giantman capped wizard, enjoys walks on the beach"

You bury your face in your hands.

I LOL'd at this.

ahahahah

[Asile]

Eliaku recites:

"Single Giantman capped wizard, enjoys walks on the beach"

You bury your face in your hands.

<twitch>

<facepalm>

[iJin]

Sladinix smiles as he takes a big bite out of his half elf leg. Canibilism...not just for trolls anymore!

[Proxy]

is it still against policy to bind, stun, and/or dismember people that pull that crap?

[StrayRogue]

f
>Atreau says, "Only person i lost to in a duel is tsin before i left."


Total bullshit. I killed him at least three times.

People like this make me glad I have nothing to do with Gemstone IV anymore. Seriously GM's, get a fucking clue and get rid of idiots like this and you might just be able to yank the rotting corpse of a once brilliant game back from the hole of banality that it currently festers.

[LadyLaphrael]

everybody loves the ACT verb...

(Sorchia groin kicks Ombea and he drops to a fetal positon to the ground)

...especially when you can't spell your targets name, and they've already left the room to begin with.

[Some Rogue]

Sorchia makes the baby Jesus cry anyway so that's nothing new.

[FairyPrincess]

best thing i seen was zakyu the other day (sorry hun) forgot to whisper and ended up cursing out loud in vc for all to hear, the soap lady got him good for that, bless

[Gelston]

I cuss on the amulet by accident pretty often. Damn psinet.

[Cephalopod]

best thing i seen was zakyu the other day (sorry hun) forgot to whisper and ended up cursing out loud in vc for all to hear, the soap lady got him good for that, bless

HAHAHAHAHA. That's funny.

Odds that FP = Zakyu?

I'll start taking bets in $10 increments.

[FairyPrincess]

HAHAHAHAHA. That's funny.

Odds that FP = Zakyu?

I'll start taking bets in $10 increments.

thats harsh! can i bet against that? i only do pounds im afraid but ill bet a tenner

[Zakyu]

um.. no

sorry, try again

odds that Zak=fairy's RL friend?

y'know, it would have actually seemd like a good idea if you had *any* basis for that

do us all a favor and cut down your arm instead of across the wrist next time

kthxbye

[FairyPrincess]

um.. no

sorry, try again

odds that Zak=fairy's RL friend?

y'know, it would have actually seemd like a good idea if you had *any* basis for that

do us all a favor and cut down your arm instead of across the wrist next time

kthxbye


woooooooooosssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Cephalopod]

odds that Zak=fairy's RL friend?

y'know, it would have actually seemd like a good idea if you had *any* basis for that

Basis: FP arrives and starts posting imbecile shit, you follow suit. If you aren't the same person, you're both cut from the same retarded cloth -- guilty by association.

[Zakyu]

Basis: FP arrives and starts posting imbecile shit, you follow suit. If you aren't the same person, you're both cut from the same retarded cloth -- guilty by association.

no, i defended my friend when everyone jumped on her

the only people who had a right to talk shit on the other thread were the women, yet half of the people who were pissing and moaning were men, THATS why I got in, but congrats on dragging it to another thread that had nothing to do with it, keeping the drama going isn't retarded at all

[CrystalTears]

no, i defended my friend when everyone jumped on her

I suggest that you let your friend handle her own mess that she creates. It will save you grief and aggravation of not needing to clean up her mess. She acts like a big girl, let her deal with it.

[diethx]

I suggest that you let your friend handle her own mess that she creates. It will save you grief and aggravation of not needing to clean up her mess. She acts like a big girl, let her deal with it.

:yeahthat:

Oh, and, you'll learn that on these forums, people can bitch whether you think they have a right or not. That's the fucking point of these forums - so you can say whatever the hell you want and dumb tools like you can't do any censoring.

[Brielus]

ugh... I dont even know FP but the fact that he/she chose the name fairyprincess to post makes me reccomend that FP do the world a favor and snort powederd glass.

[Xeromist]

I can't think of a single interaction I've ever had with Ylde in which
1) The situation overall hasn't been juvenile.
2) I've been serious.
3) He hasn't been serious.

This is a fine example of the ACT verb being used the way it was meant..

(Ylde strikes xeromist with a piercing glare staring into the depths of his soul and sending a message you are no such king if you keep this up.)

You squint at Ylde.

Speaking to Ylde, you say, "Don't look at me like that."

Speaking to Ylde, you say, "I'll cut you if you do that again."

(Ylde strikes xeromist with a piercing glare staring into the depths of his soul and sending a message you are no such king if you keep this up.)

You swing a dark vultite skinning knife at Ylde!
AS: +158 vs DS: +200 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +50 = +33
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

You exclaim, "I cut you!"

You exclaim, "Like a fish!"

You roar at Ylde!

Ylde exclaims, "I strip you!"

Ylde exclaims, "Like a title!"

You exclaim, "You do not!"

You thump Ylde!
You got Ylde good! The blow catches him square in the solar plexus. He doubles over, gasping for air.

You strike a heroic pose.

You exclaim, "I'm the king of wind AND shadows!!"

You strut about.

You flip your skinning knife confidently into the air, where it spins several times before dropping smoothly back into your hand.
Roundtime: 4 sec.

You blink.

Speaking to Ylde, you ask, "Hey, you ok mate?"

You rub Ylde.

You say, "Shoot, you look hurt! I didn't mean ta hit ya THAT 'ard.."

You frown.

-----------------------

That guy was such an oddball...granted, I'm one to speak. It was kind of difficult NOT to play along with him, out of sheer curiosity of what would go wrong next.

[The-Pwny-Express]

You both
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd36/Allbeachbummedout/thDog_jumps_carwindow1-1.gif
@ roleplay.

[Xiandrena]

Lazarwolf just came sashaying in gracefully.
>
Lazarwolf rubs his chin thoughtfully.
>
Lazarwolf loudly exclaims, "DISAPPEARING DWARF: GO!"
>
Lazarwolf throws a small shadowy black crystal sphere to the ground at his feet, where it explodes in a cloud of billowing black smoke. The smoke swirls around for a moment before dissipating. Once it has fully cleared, you notice that he has vanished!

The voice of Lazarwolf says, "That is the extent of my wisdom."





I still laughed though.

[Xeromist]

You both
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd36/Allbeachbummedout/thDog_jumps_carwindow1-1.gif
@ roleplay.

REALLY! Ok, so let me make sure I have this all down--

Acknowledgment of bad RP from both involved parties prior to log posting - check
Posting in the appropriate forum for said log - check
Additional third party affirmation that this was indeed bad RP - well CHECK THAT TOO!

Well, shoot...I think we've covered our bases here!

[Miss Ismurii]

I HATE Ylde, with a passion.

[Chubb]

You hear the faint thoughts of Gardeth echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "*Buying* white people for 5k a piece, need 7 more."

You hear the faint thoughts of Gardeth echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "White people hahah."

You hear the faint thoughts of Illna echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "White people??"

You hear the faint thoughts of Jocxlyn echo in your mind:
[General]: "Where are Urghs? does anyone know?"

You hear the faint thoughts of You echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "Come agani?"
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You hear the faint thoughts of Gardeth echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "*Buying* white pearls for 5k a piece, need 7 more."

You hear the faint thoughts of Neebyter echo in your mind:
[General]: "Theres some on the trail to sol haven."

[Brielus]

The voice of Lazarwolf says, "That is the extent of my wisdom."
ROFL.. I fuckin love that guy.

[Some Rogue]

Akari says, "I dun train in MnS enough to web him."

[Some Rogue]

Kassyopia swings a closed fist at Brielus!
AS: +116 vs DS: +711 with AvD: +4 + d100 roll: +47 = -544
A clean miss.
The guiding force leaves Kassyopia.

lol? moar db?

[Elvenlady]

Starliight smiles her most winning smile, knowing she is adorable. OOPS! She steps on the bottom of her wing!

Starliight flails her arms about.

(Starliight flails about, trying to regain her balance. )

(Starliight's foot slips off the bottom of her wing and the wing recoils, slapping her soundly on the bottom.)

Starliight gasps.

Starliight blinks.

(Starliight tries to look behind her to see what happened.)

(Starliight turns quickly to see who to glare at for getting fresh. As she whips around, her wing slaps her rear again... )

Starliight gasps.

(Starliight looks around... then gradually realizes there is nobody to blame.)

[Stunseed]

(Stunseed tilts his leg back and Red Foreman's Starlight from behind.)

[yesicj]

(Stunseed tilts his leg back and Red Foreman's Starlight from behind.)

Now now, you forgot the second "i" in her name, the source of its powers of awesomeness.

[Stunseed]

My apologies!

[Berylla]

keeping the drama going isn't retarded at all

OK, I just fell off my chair laughing, snorted diet coke out my nose and had to run to the ladies room.

Yuppers, it was THAT funny!

[waywardgs]

You hear the faint thoughts of Bolen echo in your mind:
[General]: "Sellin an ora bastard sword, regular 2x. Earth flares. MB:1 coin CB:5 coins to mr moneybags."

You hear the faint thoughts of Bolen echo in your mind:
[General]: "Sellin an ora bastard sword, regular 2x. Earth flares. MB:1 coin CB:6 silvers OH YOU GONNA TAKE THAT URSINUS?"

You hear the faint thoughts of Bolen echo in your mind:
[General]: "Sellin an ora bastard sword, regular 2x. Earth flares. MB:1 coin CB:10 silvers! oh what now son?!"

You hear the faint thoughts of Bolen echo in your mind:
[General]: "Sellin an ora bastard sword, regular 2x. Earth flares. MB:1 coin CB:1k to nexius. You broke bums go sit down somewhere."

You hear the faint thoughts of Bolen echo in your mind:
[General]: "Sellin an ora bastard sword, regular 2x. Earth flares. MB:1 coin CB:10k to faustlin. what son?!"

You hear the faint thoughts of Bolen echo in your mind:
[General]: "Sellin an ora bastard sword, regular 2x. Earth flares. MB:1 coin CB:10k to faustlin. goin once, you boys cant hang with faustlin."

You hear the faint thoughts of Bolen echo in your mind:
[General]: "Sellin an ora bastard sword, regular 2x. Earth flares. MB:1 coin CB:10k to faustlin. goin three times, faustlin has veil-iron necklaces and chains son."

Glad to see Wehnimer's has become the 'hood.

[Xeromist]

Has it ever not been? Xeromist got jumped today by a slack-jawed Wehnimerian ruffian-hoodlum spouting off phrases like "cool". Bill Cosby would be rolling in his grave were he dead. Instead, he's just sort of...squirming, I guess.

[Some Rogue]

Ambit softly says, "Back."
>
Ambit softly says, "Freudian slip."

Ambit snickers.
>
Aize just arrived.

You bury your face in your hands.

[100% Wool]

Speaking to you, Kaseopea says, "Dont need bitch elves on teras, they shoulda stayed at home."
>
Kaseopea tosses back her head and runs her fingers through her hair.

...in reference to an elf empath not healing her.

The elf empath says they are not to associate with each other due to warns.

but lol @ bitch elves

[thefarmer]

At the FWI merchant adding transport zests or altering...


Iashara says, "What.. you're going to add flavors? Neat! I want Nacho Cheese please."

[TheLastShamurai]

You ask, "Is there an Empath available?"

Nexius points at Sibward.

Nexius quietly says, "Vending machine healer."

Sibward says, "Yup."

Sibward says, "Insert coins."

Nexius quietly says, "Out pops healing goodness."

[Some Rogue]

Merll nods to Gedron in greeting.
>
Gedron waves.
>
Merll says, "Yoyo."
>
Gedron smirks.
>
Gedron says, in Dark Elven, "Wassup was' happenin."

[Winter's Kiss]

(Zylianara looks blood hungry. Eww!)


at a merchant.. at EG.. it's like this all the time.

[Allereli]

Skeevve [Merchant]: "We now are a fucked country."

[Liagala]

When raising a corpse:

Anemegus recites:

"Keep your arms and legs inside the raise at all times please. Anemegus accepts no responsibility for lost coins, hands, arms, or lives.... any complaints should be filed with management. There are emergancy exits at both the front and rear of the body, Now sit back and enjoy the raise."

[Methais]

When raising a corpse:

Anemegus recites:

"Keep your arms and legs inside the raise at all times please. Anemegus accepts no responsibility for lost coins, hands, arms, or lives.... any complaints should be filed with management. There are emergancy exits at both the front and rear of the body, Now sit back and enjoy the raise."

People with big long drawn out and/or stupid raises like that make me vomit uncontrollably. Especially the serious business clerics.

[Moist Happenings]

When raising a corpse:

Anemegus recites:

"Arise, Chicken! Chicken Arise!"


Fixed. Short, and to the point.

[thefarmer]

Simmer says, "Yo, dying is hard."

and

Simmer asks, "Thurfie?"

[LadyLaphrael]

Fixed. Short, and to the point.

I now really want to roll up a Billywitchdoctor Dotcom....

[TheLastShamurai]

I now really want to roll up a Billywitchdoctor Dotcom....

needs to be Superrezzor Dotcom.

or maybe Rezzall, or Rezzicaitryxiah.

[Methais]

Simmer says, "Yo, dying is hard."

and

Simmer asks, "Thurfie?"

When did Simmer sell out?

[Nemireck]

>Pottymouf just arrived.


...

[Moist Happenings]

>Pottymouf just arrived.


...

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=837939&postcount=3887

[thefarmer]

Why in the world would you change your name from Neff to.. that?

[Moist Happenings]

Why in the world would you change your name from Neff to.. that?

A deep inherent sense of self loathing and desire for negative rep?

[Joe]

Speaking of bad rp moments, I tried starting some random RP with Channia tonight after she waltzed into the tower and asked my character, specifically by name (when we'd never met), to open some boxes. I tried playing the whole "OMG how do you know my name? You must have powers of divination" line, and she was like, "Channia says, "When I entered I saw your name." Channia says, "No idea who you are." ROFL! So, you saw my name, but you have no idea who I am... wow. Not to mention Channia says, "When I entered it said Blastezis and golleas are here." Channia says, "No the read details." Channia says, "Room details."

Someone's kinda clueless, IMO.

[tyrant-201]

Some people you just can't help..

[Proxy]

Some people you just can't help..

Sure you can, its called euthanasia.

[Ignot]

GS doesnt teach people HOW to RP

[Rue]

GS doesn't teach people HOW to RP but the more of those that do know what it is, and use it, the more others will catch on.


If not, I recommend violence.

[Winter's Kiss]

There will be much violence. People have to know what RP stands for in order for them to be able to even use it. 50% of GS has no fucking clue was "RP" stands for, dear.

[LadyKiora]

GS doesn't teach people HOW to RP but the more of those that do know what it is, and use it, the more others will catch on.


If not, I recommend violence.

Yes it does, you must get a room at silvergate with...oh wait wrong roleplaying!

:love:

[Martaigne]

Yes it does, you must get a room at silvergate with...oh wait wrong roleplaying!

:love:

Just because you're a cyberslut doesn't mean everyone else is.

EDIT:

To everyone giving me neg rep on this post, I'm joking with an old friend of mine. GET OVER IT.

[LadyKiora]

Just because you're a cyberslut doesn't mean everyone else is.

True, but I guess you would know?

:club:

Edit:
What Marty said 8)

[CrazyEyesMcKinney]

Gemstone pissed me off yesterday by not letting me eat tree bark like I do in real life. It IS food even if Simutronics won't recognize it..

[Enceladus]

You notice Jennafire botch an attempt to conceal herself.
>
Jennafire sings:

"Fap"

>
You notice Jennafire slip into a hiding place.

[thefarmer]

Diablicoa asks, "And how do I transfer a body??"
>
Diablicoa asks, "Or teleport it??"
>
Diablicoa asks, "Which spell??"

[Moist Happenings]

So I was in the east tower getting to get boxes picked earlier today, and I saw:


(Zuie starts to do a sexy little dance.)

Zuie sings:

"Don'cha wish your girlfriend picked locks like me!
Don'cha wish your girlfriend held your box like me?
Open for lvl 30 boxes n down!"

Zuie giggles.

Zuie bounces around happily.



I didn't even know Zuie picked boxes!!











































































Just kidding, this is a complete fabrication. :P

[iJin]

This deserves a good ass whooping, and Jespin is so going to get it!

[Moist Happenings]

I'll bring the paddles!!

[Bokertal]

Louch the Douch.....please don't ever say "Wat up", again. Please.... less I KEEEELLLL YOOOU!


Louch says, "Wat up ernesta."
sJ>
Dipping into a lazy dive, the raven glides to the ground and lands.
A small raven says, "More more i wand more."

[Stanley Burrell]

I now really want to roll up a Billywitchdoctor Dotcom....


needs to be Superrezzor Dotcom.

or maybe Rezzall, or Rezzicaitryxiah.

No, it doesn't.

Now to find a rubber chicken if anyone still has one. A past pet chicken. Choking the chicken. And arcane witchdoctor skills from Africa.

[MotleyCrew]

Dhalgryth [General]: "Is it considered impolite to stun someone just so they tay in the room long enough for you to be able to speak to them?"
Zimzum [General]: "Ya, i'd kill you if you tried that on me."
Winmire [Merchant]: "Very impolite indeed."
Malifren [General]: "Stuck inside graveyard bleeding, would greatly appreciate someone opening the gate for me as I am unable in my current condition."
Dhalgryth [General]: "Ok.. that's two people added to my ignore list ;)"
Malifren [General]: "Someone got it, thank you."
Aylak [General]: "Ya might as well add me ta ya list too."
Zimzum [Merchant]: "Selling a shiny suit of armor etched with an image of a halfling impaled on a stick, 4x hcp full plate, giants only, weighs a meer 35 pounds about."
Dhalgryth [General]: "Kk.. I'll just forget rp then."

:banghead:

[Izzy]

Dhalgryth [General]: "Is it considered impolite to stun someone just so they tay in the room long enough for you to be able to speak to them?"
Zimzum [General]: "Ya, i'd kill you if you tried that on me."
Winmire [Merchant]: "Very impolite indeed."
Malifren [General]: "Stuck inside graveyard bleeding, would greatly appreciate someone opening the gate for me as I am unable in my current condition."
Dhalgryth [General]: "Ok.. that's two people added to my ignore list ;)"
Malifren [General]: "Someone got it, thank you."
Aylak [General]: "Ya might as well add me ta ya list too."
Zimzum [Merchant]: "Selling a shiny suit of armor etched with an image of a halfling impaled on a stick, 4x hcp full plate, giants only, weighs a meer 35 pounds about."
Dhalgryth [General]: "Kk.. I'll just forget rp then."

:banghead:

Bu..I mea...seri...
What the fuck :(

[Sweets]

Yeah. I was in the small park for all of 5 minutes once. I had the treat of listening to this joker and the gal he is always with talk openly about levels and other things completely ooc.

[Kayse]

Yeah. I was in the small park for all of 5 minutes once. I had the treat of listening to this joker and the gal he is always with talk openly about levels and other things completely ooc.

I think I saw them, can't place her name. I just remember someone talking about ranks and other bullshit.:wtf:

[Ignot]

No, it doesn't.

Now to find a rubber chicken if anyone still has one. A past pet chicken. Choking the chicken. And arcane witchdoctor skills from Africa.

Arise chicken.

[TheLastShamurai]

Fenrift asks, "Wtf is the gong going for?"

[LadyLaphrael]

(Merry Thrakmas one and all!)

Fail.

[Xiandrena]

(Merry Thrakmas one and all!)


She's been doing that all month...

At least this time she didn't use Christmas.

[Allereli]

She's been doing that all month...

At least this time she didn't use Christmas.

Last year we discovered that Thrakmas was an old Twilight Hall tradition and could be considered IC if revived by the house. I've been so tempted over the past year and a half to start celebrating it again, but I'm not going to do it. Merry Thrakmas drives me and a few other officers insane as well.

[thefarmer]

You should kill it.

Then when Rocksand does dumb shit like this you can report her for being OOC.

[Amber]

Thrakmas really isn't OOC though. It was created by Manny ten or eleven years ago, if I have my facts correct. The thrak that lives in the labrynth at Twilight leaves gifts in return for cookies and milk on the solstice. Thrakmas was celebrated in Icemule too, so it's not just a Twilight thing, though Twilight was the only house that I know of that once exchanged thrakmas gifts. Other houses exchange solstice gifts still, but not Thrakmas gifts. Anyway, considering Rocksand once had characters in office in Twilight, I don't consider it OOC that she remembers an older tradition that's fallen by the wayside by the majority of players.

[thefarmer]

Whooooosh!

[Xiandrena]

The whole thrakmas thing doesn't bother me much at all. IC or OOC ...oh well, who cares.

A character named Merry using the act verb to wish everyone a happy holidays? I don't know why but that irks me a little.

[Amber]

Oh, I didn't see the character was named Merry. I thought someone said it was Rocksand wishing everyone a merry thrakmas.

[That Jay]

Thrakmas really isn't OOC though. It was created by Manny ten or eleven years ago, if I have my facts correct.

And it was OOC then too.

http://www.dm.net/~aldamus/Mentors/GemStone/Lore/Thrakmas.htm

[onurb]

And it was OOC then too.

http://www.dm.net/~aldamus/Mentors/GemStone/Lore/Thrakmas.htm

I don't understand. Can GMs not create a holiday in game called Thrakmas? Is it OOC because it happens to fall on the same day as Christmas?

Is there a way to make Thrakmas NOT be OOC?

What has to be done for this to be accomplished?

[Amber]

Well, no, not really. I figure old legends and myths have their place in elanthia too. I personally think it shouldn't be called thrakmas, as that would imply a thrak based religion, but I can see elanthian parents (if there were any) telling the story to their children and leaving gifts in the name of the thrak. It'd just be a way to make the solstice holiday that little bit more fun.

[diethx]

Why does Thrakmas imply a thrak based religion?

[Moist Happenings]

Wait a second. Twilight Hall doesn't do the thrakmas celebration anymore?! Since when?

I NEED THOSE TWILIGHT HALL TEDDYBEARS. What the hell else am I gonna give as gifts?

[Amber]

Why does Thrakmas imply a thrak based religion?

Well, Christmas is a compound of Christ's mass, with mass meaning a rite to confer sanctifying grace. Following the same lines, by celebrating thrakmas literally, we'd be holding a mass to a thrak, which would imply we believed in the sanctity of the thrak.

[diethx]

Yeah but since there's no christ or Christmas in game, it could just be a holiday named after a gift-giving thrak.

[That Jay]

Then call it The Day of the Thrak or something else instead of naming it in such a way that it intentionally references a real world holiday. There is no other festival in Gemstone that the suffix "-mas" is used for and the only reason for the use here is to allow one to celebrate Christmas without celebrating Christmas (wink wink nudge nudge). Ergo OOC.

[diethx]

I didn't say it wasn't OOC, l2read.

I said it didn't imply a thrak-based religion.

[Perigee]

Meghena [General]: "I moan loudly, feeling the pressure of your blast which triggers me into a case of cold shivering."

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I wouldn't say that's bad roleplaying. She's clearly just been blasted by 903 and is in a cold place.

[Amaron]

I do not think I have ever heard it called the "pressure of your blast.
lmao

[diethx]

ROFL

[iJin]

:yeahthat:

[GSKynthelig]

I would like to see a line or two of what happened before that.

:rofl:

[Amaron]

This was right in the middle of a performance last night during the Ta'vaalor ball.

Angellus exclaims, "Alright Konga line!"

Angellus sings:

"Rum dum dum dum dum da!"

[iJin]

ROFL. Hahahhaahha.

Thank god I missed that performance. Zuie would of straight out smacked someone.

[Amaron]

While there were many great rper's there and polite audience members, this was the rudest and worst audience I have ever performed in front of in game. And that just topped it off.

[Vesi]

While there were many great rper's there and polite audience members, this was the rudest and worst audience I have ever performed in front of in game. And that just topped it off.

There were definitely some there I wanted to smack. I just figure the GMs will take care of them. But, I agree, way too much talking and actions during the performances. Not sure which one you were... but I enjoyed both performances.

[GSKynthelig]

While there were many great rper's there and polite audience members, this was the rudest and worst audience I have ever performed in front of in game. And that just topped it off.

Definitely a huge mix of folks there. I was even actually a bit surprised on that.

[Mathari]

This was right in the middle of a performance last night during the Ta'vaalor ball.

Angellus exclaims, "Alright Konga line!"

Angellus sings:

"Rum dum dum dum dum da!"
Pretty sure I left immediately after this happened. Er, well, after the performance ended, anyway.

[Amaron]

There were definitely some there I wanted to smack. I just figure the GMs will take care of them. But, I agree, way too much talking and actions during the performances. Not sure which one you were... but I enjoyed both performances.

Thanks, we had already planned on a concert as part of the fest when it was decided that would be the night of the ball. It was nice of GM Alyias to allow us to combine events.

instead of the usualy audience it seemed like everyone was trying to get npc attention by acting out.

[diethx]

/facepalm

Aterik: [Merchant]: "Sorry Apathy .. changed my mind .. I don't buy from jerks who set traps off in Voln courtyard or steal from young adventurers .. wanted to take the oppurtunity to waste your time."
Apathy: [Merchant]: "Doesnt matter to me...voln is for trash, noobs should be taken advantage off...and some one else will end up buying it...MUAH!"
Spazztasim: [General]: "What's a noobs?"
Apathy: [Merchant]: "Young wipper snappers straight off the turnip farm."
Spazztasim: [General]: "Mm hmmm."
Apathy: [Merchant]: "You just come here from the turnip farm?.....then ya a noob."
Apathy: [Merchant]: "Or as the orcs would say...nub."
Illona: [General]: "Didn't you take your turn on a turnip farm?"
Apathy: [Merchant]: "Nah im a demon hell spawn from the depth of Lornon's army...i know nothing of farms other than nub's."
Xeromist: [Merchant]: "Well ain't that dandy."

[Xeromist]

I strongly considered posting that very dialogue.

[Spazztasim]

I strongly considered ending that guy's life. He started raving about noobs later that same day.

[nub]

damn nubs

[Sweets]

>
Emislity says, "The baby kicked the other day."
s>
Nimlothe beams happily at Kutta!
s>
Kutta murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Kutta concentrates.
Kutta's nervous system looks better.
s>
Kutta giggles.
s>
Emislity says, "Ok, let's go hunt, you two."
s>l emis
You see Emislity.
She appears to be a Human.
She is average height and appears to be mature. She has sparkling blue eyes and lily white skin. She has very long, wind-touseled golden blonde hair laced with small strands of blue diamond musical note beads that flow down her back in gentle cascades. She has a small nose and a narrow waist.
She has curling and climbing flames tattooed around her wrist, and a black rose tattoo on her chest.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a sonic tower shield in her left hand.
She is wearing a swirling sonic barrier, a blue diamond snowflake dangling from a thin mithglin chain, a braided platinum chain suspending an icy blue diamond clef note, a pale crystal shard, an elegant white fur cloak clasped with a blue harp-carved diamond, a pale crystal bagpipes pin, a turquoise-bound maoral Adventurer's Guild badge, a firestone Eorgina symbol, a back-laced tightly fitted bodice, an icy blue silk backpack, a simple friendship ring, a hazy glass ring, an overlapping leaf skeleton ring dipped in verdant faenor, an oversized gem pouch adorned with tiny blue music note-carved diamonds, a belt pack, a close-cut icy blue silk skirt, and a pair of white ankle-tie silk slippers.
s>
Arannel nods.
s>
Arannel nods.
s>
Astrallea softly asks, "Shouldn't baby be kicking a lot?"
s>
You notice Kutta botch an attempt to conceal herself.
s>
Asklepius just arrived.
s>
Astrallea nods to Ntao.
s>
Asklepius sits down.
s>
Astrallea rests a gentle hand on Ntao's arm.
s>
Asklepius makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
s>
Asklepius gestures.
Asklepius blends into invisibility among the surroundings.
s>pale
You feel the blood drain from your face.
s>
Astrallea meditates over Ntao.
Astrallea takes Ntao's chest damage.
s>
Astrallea meditates over Ntao.
Astrallea takes Ntao's right leg damage.
s>
Astrallea meditates over Ntao.
Astrallea takes all of Ntao's blood loss.
s>l ast
You see Astrallea Liebshanea the Herbmistress.
She appears to be an Aelotoi of the Mrae'ni Clan.
She is average height and appears to be extremely young. She has large, soft gold-flecked emerald eyes and tanned skin. She has long, silver hair with dark amber streaks running throughout that falls softly about her face. She has a delicate face, a classical nose and dimpled cheeks. She has a pair of sparkling silver-edged, gradient-hued emerald and gold wings.
She has a tiny flawless diamond stud in her right nostril, a dancing faerie tattoo on her ankle, a sovyn clove tattoo on her wrist, a glimmering emerald blazestar stud in her lip, an emerald dragon tattoo on her arm, and a pair of white diamond studs in the ridges of both her ears.
She has minor cuts and bruises on her chest, and some minor cuts and bruises on her right leg.
She has old battle scars on her left leg, developed slurred speech, and old battle scars on her right leg.
She is wearing a delicate gold chain necklace set with a star-shaped scarlet despanal, a tiered emerald choker spliced with thin threads of mithril, a lapis-beaded platinum choker with veniom accents, a strand of ruby heart prayerbeads each individually cradled in pairs of delicate emerald leaves, a pure white silk cloak clasped with a golden acantha leaf surrounding a single perfect pearl, an elegantly curved silver barrette adorned with six tiny dreamstones, a pure white satin corset laced with long pearl-set ribbons, a skull-shaped bone pin with tiny fire opal eyes, a slender gold whistle, a pure white backpack trimmed with emeralds, some vine-inset womanly curved leathers with two slits down the back, a delicate silver charm bracelet, a braided rose gold charm bracelet, a silver engagement ring set with a square-cut emerald, a silver-corded silken coin purse, a pure white herb pouch adorned with sparkling emerald-shaped acantha leaves, a full midnight-hued skirt of smoothly draped satin, a gold-bound rainbow glaes anklet, and some side-buttoned black silk boots with short heels.
s>
Daneyella stands up.
s>
Astrallea murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Astrallea concentrates.
Astrallea's chest looks better.
s>
Emislity says, "Yes, but it appears to be lazy or I'm just sleeping a lot and don't feel it."
s>
Auraen just arrived.
s>
Ntao removes a smooth bone wand from in his elven longcloak.
Ntao offers Astrallea a smooth bone wand.
s>
Astrallea murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Astrallea concentrates.
Astrallea's right leg looks better.
s>
Speaking in Elven to Astrallea, Ntao says, "Thank you."
s>
Kutta murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Kutta concentrates.
Kutta's nervous system looks better.
s>
Astrallea accepts Ntao's bone wand.
s>
Astrallea softly says, "Welcomes."
s>
Emislity says, "Who knows what those dark elves do."
s>
Astrallea appears to be focusing her thoughts while chanting softly...
Astrallea concentrates.
Astrallea looks a lot better.
s>
Astrallea grins at Emislity.
s>
Astrallea softly says, "They are lazy."
s>
Xavyr just went east.
s>
Nimlothe nods to Kutta.
s>
Zivonus stands up.
s>
Zivonus slides a thin gold ring off his finger.
s>
Astrallea softly says, "Least Arkalm and dad are."
s>
Zivonus slides a gold and brass ring on his finger.
s>
Astrallea just opened a pure white backpack trimmed with emeralds.
s>
Emislity says, "Yes we can tell, look at your father not here during the ENTIRE pregnancy."
s>
-------------------------

Yeah.....

[Enceladus]

When pulling out goes wrong.

[Gnomad]

When pulling out goes wrong.

i think going in was the real problem

[Enceladus]

Then tune in next week for part two: When One Case of Clap Just Isn't Enough.

[Khariz]

I wonder if the baby will treat itself to some roast beef on the way out?

[Gnomad]

I wonder if the baby will treat itself to some roast beef on the way out?

i think it'll have to eat its way out

[Cephalopod]

Om nom nom nom.

[thefarmer]

If they implement divorce verbs, I want empaths to get an abortion verb. And clerics to get a repel demon fetus verb.

edit: I would then roll up both and perform abortive exorcism on stupid bitches who claim to be pregnant. and go hunting in their form-fitting slinky black leathers. and heal people.

^^

[Ignot]

I wonder if the baby will treat itself to some roast beef on the way out?


i think it'll have to eat its way out


Om nom nom nom.

I almost didn't throw up until the nom nom nom part.

[diethx]

Mmmm I want a roastbeef sandwich. I'm still freaking hungry.

[thefarmer]

[OOC]-Anothi: "GS pregnancy FTL."
[OOC]-Emislity: "funny, the GM's seem to enjoy the RP aspect of it..."
[OOC]-You: "GMs enjoy good rp. Most pregnant people fail at RP."

[TheLastShamurai]

[OOC]-Anothi: "GS pregnancy FTL."
[OOC]-Emislity: "funny, the GM's seem to enjoy the RP aspect of it..."
[OOC]-You: "GMs enjoy good rp. Most pregnant people fail at RP."


i've had to suffer through her pregnancy RP and she is definitely one of those who fail at it.

[MotleyCrew]

i've had to suffer through her pregnancy RP and she is definitely one of those who fail at it.

Why should it be any different than her regular RP?

[TheLastShamurai]

Why should it be any different than her regular RP?

guess i just haven't had that particular pleasure yet.

[thefarmer]

Eosan melodically asks, "Are you sure you arent trying to lead me out of town and kill me?"
H>
Eosan smiles.
H>look at Eosan
You see Eosan the Holy Crusader.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is taller than average and appears to be young. He has sparkling amber eyes and pale skin. He has waist length, braided steel grey hair with a black streak running through it.
He has minor bruises on his neck, some minor cuts and bruises on his right leg, some minor cuts and bruises on his left leg, minor cuts and bruises on his abdominal area, and minor bruises about the head.
He has developed slurred speech.
He is wearing some cloth boots, some light blue deer skin trousers, and a lacy viper skin tunic.

I'm sorry but a Faendryl Paladin melodically speaking is horrible.

[Gnomad]

I'm sorry but a Faendryl Paladin melodically speaking is horrible.

I would just imagine he's high as a kite on some sort of spiritual journey that paladins do.

[MotleyCrew]

Eosan melodically asks, "Are you sure you arent trying to lead me out of town and kill me?"
H>
Eosan smiles.
H>look at Eosan
You see Eosan the Holy Crusader.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He is taller than average and appears to be young. He has sparkling amber eyes and pale skin. He has waist length, braided steel grey hair with a black streak running through it.
He has minor bruises on his neck, some minor cuts and bruises on his right leg, some minor cuts and bruises on his left leg, minor cuts and bruises on his abdominal area, and minor bruises about the head.
He has developed slurred speech.
He is wearing some cloth boots, some light blue deer skin trousers, and a lacy viper skin tunic.
I'm sorry but a Faendryl Paladin melodically speaking is horrible.

Know how I know he's gay?

Probably has NFC what a Faendryl even is.

[Gnomad]

Know how I know he's gay?

Probably has NFC what a Faendryl even is.
I stand by my conclusion that he is tripping balls.

[Winter's Kiss]

This is how you know he's gay..

>
Eosan just came sashaying in gracefully.
>

[Stanley Burrell]

I just want another leprechaun invasion.

[NocturnalRob]

I just want another leprechaun invasion.
i want another space invasion:

http://www.geoff.org.uk/microtan/images/invasion.gif

[nub]

Probably has NFC what a Faendryl even is.

BURN!

Where I come from we get our fingers chopped off for people saying shit like that.

[MotleyCrew]

BURN!

Where I come from we get our fingers chopped off for people saying shit like that.

Whine! But I like my finners...

[serra7965]

Xixtrataa gives Ausek a series of teasing little prods along the spine.
>


>
Ausek blushes a deep carmine shade at Xixtrataa.
>

>
Xixtrataa huskily says, "Dinna let my hubby see that."
>
Xixtrataa shakes her head at Ausek and clucks her tongue.
>
Speaking softly to Xixtrataa, Ausek says, "Yah the one tha' turned yah head..."
>
Xixtrataa huskily says, "Not my fault."
>
Ausek gets a blank look on his face.
>
Xixtrataa huskily says, "I mistook ya for him."
>

>
Xixtrataa nods.
>
Xixtrataa huskily says, "All these a names."
>
Xixtrataa sighs.

[nub]

Xixtrataa huskily says, "All these a names."
>
Xixtrataa sighs.

May sure burn in hell forever.

[Khariz]

Tecs says, "I am just a simple dark elf. i guess i am not ment to know love of any kind. nobody likes me because i am a dark elf."

Tecs says, "Oh dear god you are all in trouble now."

Here are some pointers:

Stop being such a lazy fuck and capitalize the letter I.

Use commas where necessary.

If you are going to RP a stereotypical dark elf, don't be so bland about it.