Bad roleplaying moments

[Blud]

My question... Is why he used the action verb for a smile verb? He could have easily put smile menacingly.

That's why I rolled my eyes at the end of the log, and only one of the reasons why I posted it here.

[Elvenlady]

Devishal is usually kind of a tard too.

He can come across as one a lot of the time but I must admit, when I saw his return after a couple of years hiatus, my first thought was thank god a consummate RPer has returned.

[Lord Devishal]

Speaking quietly to Devishal, Xexis says, "I will ask you only once more to apoligive to Sadria for accusation without proof...she is at the docks."
>
Soffia glances at Xexis.
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Speaking to Xexis, Devishal says, "So you've suggested once, and asked once."
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Nahodaway just arrived.
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Devishal says, "If you exclaim it once, then pronounce it once, i might consider."
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Kritamay just arrived.
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Aged leaves from a nearby tree rustle across your path, followed by a quiet whirlwind.
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Soffia just went south.
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Katjana murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Katjana concentrates.
Katjana's right arm looks better.
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Xexis bows.
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Nahodaway rummages around in his pockets.
>rub amulet
You rub your crystal amulet.
Feels smooth!
You feel your mind open up to the world around you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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Xexis quietly says, "So be it have it your way."
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Suddenly, Artemisan appears in the room holding onto a ring he has just placed on his finger.
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Nahodaway just went east.
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You notice Devishal slip into a hiding place.
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Artemisan darkly asks, "Any healing?"
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(Xexis smiles menacing)

Dwilam grunts, amused.
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Katjana meditates over Artemisan.
Katjana takes Artemisan's right leg damage.
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You notice Devishal slip out of hiding.
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Katjana meditates over Artemisan.
Katjana takes Artemisan's neck damage.
>roll eye
Artemisan fidgets with a gold and brass ring.
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You roll your eyes.

I was going to fragment that whole quote of yours, and comment on each item specifically. But I still don't see how that was a bad roleplaying
moment. If anything, it was a horrible attempt to hide, and I failed. Sorry.

But to fill in all our eager readers, Xexis was demanding I apologize to Sadria,
a local rogue for accusing her of thieving a diamond from me. Which she did
not do, but she was the first rogue I encountered when I got the hair to accuse
someone of stealing from me, it honestly could have been anyone. Fortunately
for me, she has so many friends in Ta'Vaalor, just to shut me up, I was given
a diamond to replace the one that I wasn't missing.


I didn't post other instances with Xexis, but it got worse...I have the logs if I feel like posting them.

He has a set of invar fangs, and he was "act"ing licking them and other stupid things with them. Finally, he figured out the scripts, and that's all he does now...

How did it get worse? I left like 2 minutes after that interaction. 1) They're
platinum fangs 2) I never "act" anything, forgot what the command was until
I asked a friend just now. And If I recall, I licked my fangs, eat my fangs
and kiss my fangs or something, got bored and left the game. And hadn't logged
back in until 04/06/2008.


LOL...I missed the fun last night I guess. Devishal is usually kind of a tard too.

At least I'm consistent?


He can come across as one a lot of the time but I must admit, when I saw his return after a couple of years hiatus, my first thought was thank god a consummate RPer has returned.

Thanks.


So in closing, Thank you all for your continued support.

[Nilandia]

When Devishal came back, my first thought was, "I hope he doesn't kill me for assassinating him with a strangling necklace!"

Gretchen

[Lord Devishal]

When Devishal came back, my first thought was, "I hope he doesn't kill me for assassinating him with a strangling necklace!"

Gretchen


HAHAHA, that was a riot.

[Sterrut]

Lets be perfectly honest here, for once. These forums are littered with talk about Devishal. Most seen phrase being "I know for a fact..." followed by something like "Devishal is played by a girl" or "Devishal is also <insert various other character names here>". None of these people actually know these things. For better or worse the name Devishal is known and so everyone wants to jump on the bandwagon of slamming him or spouting off what they think they know about him. Xexis interaction with him wasn't bad RP, he just recognized the name and thought he could be the cool kid on the forums. Once he posted that everyone else had to chime in with their name-calling and that is actually far more pathetic than any of Devishal's in-game antics. Grow a pair and quit bitching on message boards about every little sideways glance someone gives you or pouting about how you didn't get your way. It reflects far more poorly on yourself than it does the target of your complaints.

[Some Rogue]

Lets be perfectly honest here, for once. These forums are littered with talk about Devishal. Most seen phrase being "I know for a fact..." followed by something like "Devishal is played by a girl" or "Devishal is also <insert various other character names here>". None of these people actually know these things. For better or worse the name Devishal is known and so everyone wants to jump on the bandwagon of slamming him or spouting off what they think they know about him. Xexis interaction with him wasn't bad RP, he just recognized the name and thought he could be the cool kid on the forums. Once he posted that everyone else had to chime in with their name-calling and that is actually far more pathetic than any of Devishal's in-game antics. Grow a pair and quit bitching on message boards about every little sideways glance someone gives you or pouting about how you didn't get your way. It reflects far more poorly on yourself than it does the target of your complaints.

:welcome: :tool:

Now go away.

[StrayRogue]

When Devishal came back, my first thought was, "I hope he doesn't kill me for assassinating him with a strangling necklace!"

Gretchen

Didn't I do that?

[Sterrut]

:welcome: :tool:

Now go away.

Awww...looks like you took that pretty personally. It's ok though, at least now you know that you're actually making yourself look like a gigantic cock when you spend so much time trying to put everyone else down.

[thefarmer]

I have no idea who Devishal is.

[Some Rogue]

Awww...looks like you took that pretty personally. It's ok though, at least now you know that you're actually making yourself look like a gigantic cock when you spend so much time trying to put everyone else down.

Nope, didn't take it personally. Idiots like you amuse me. You come on these boards and make pronouncements about everyone and everything on these boards in your first post. But keep on posting please, you're 2 for 2 on your retarded posts and making my day go faster.

[Some Rogue]

I have no idea who Devishal is.

WTF! These forums are littered with his name and accusations against him! How could you not know????

[thefarmer]

WTF! These forums are littered with his name and accusations against him! How could you not know????

I only read these boards for Fallen's news postings.

Somehow I fell into this thread on accident.

[Sterrut]

Nope, didn't take it personally. Idiots like you amuse me. You come on these boards and make pronouncements about everyone and everything on these boards in your first post. But keep on posting please, you're 2 for 2 on your retarded posts and making my day go faster.

Fair enough, that was lame for my first post. I read these forums often but this thread was the first that really compelled me to post something. I'll agree with you that it was a bit much for my very first post.

I do want to ask though, do you realize that you are just proving my point for me over and over again with each post you make? I mean with that last one alone you managed to call me an idiot and a retard. It's as if you are eternally trapped on your grade school playground. I just want to help you grow up and move on from all this petty, juvenile behavior. Its so unbecoming!

[TheEschaton]

Juvenile behavior is what makes this place awesome.

[Sterrut]

I only read these boards for Fallen's news postings.

Somehow I fell into this thread on accident.

I want to add something positive to this thread. The Boondock Saints is a fucking great film.

[Some Rogue]

Juvenile behavior is what makes this place awesome.

Exactly.

I can debate whatever the hot topic of the day is in one thread and screw around and be juvenile in another. That's why it's fun here.

Jesus, this thread is the bad roleplaying thread. If you want some postive messages and to sit around the campfire and sing songs with people(This is TheE's preferred pastime :yes: ), find a different thread. There's room for just about anything on this forum.

[thefarmer]

Exactly.

I can debate whatever the hot topic of the day is in one thread and screw around and be juvenile in another. That's why it's fun here.

Jesus, this thread is the bad roleplaying thread. If you want some postive messages and to sit around the campfire and sing songs with people(This is TheE's preferred pastime :yes: ), find a different thread. There's room for just about anything on this forum.

There's even room enough for this little fella!

http://www.breaktaker.com/albums/pictures/kids/FatKid.jpg

[Nilandia]

Didn't I do that?
You paid me to kill him, but I was the one who gave him the necklace.

Gretchen

[TheEschaton]

Was it a.........pearl....necklace?

[Nilandia]

Hah! Honestly, I don't remember. It's been at least, what, 3 years?

Gretchen

[Lord Devishal]

Was it a.........pearl....necklace?

Amusing reference..however, it was "a gold chain necklace"


Hah! Honestly, I don't remember. It's been at least, what, 3 years?

Gretchen

I'd say closer to 5 1/2, it was ebons gate before I met Soffia.

[ViridianAsp]

>
Speaking to Mickayelah, Emislity says, "You should have a playful kitten like me."
>
Biela wraps her arms around her fluffy pink kitten affectionately, squeezing it enthusiastically.
Biela's fluffy pink kitten purrs so loudly, it sounds like a wizard nearby must have cast haste on a woodcutter.
>
* Thanicas just bit the dust!
>
Speaking to Biela, Mickayelah exclaims, "AWWWWW! how cute!"
>
Xixtrataa says, "I love the kitties."
>
Turinrond gets a blank look on his face.
>
Xixtrataa beams happily at Biela!
>
Steia steeples her fingers in her lap, quietly observing her surroundings.
>
Speaking to Mickayelah, Emislity says, "Problem is she stays hidden under my skirt, guess she only likes to come out and play on occasion."
>
Biela shows Xixtrataa her fluffy pink kitten.

Marionetta's spirit appears to be lifted by the singing.
The mirror images surrounding Marionetta undulate and grow stronger.
Marionetta renews her songs.

Speaking to Emislity, Mickayelah exclaims, "OH man no comment!"
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Xixtrataa says, "Aaaaaahhhh eureka."
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Emislity begins chuckling at Mickayelah!
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Emislity says, "It's NOT what you think."
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Paige snickers.
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Emislity winks at Mickayelah.
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Xixtrataa giggles.
>
Artemisa flips open her black silk satchel with one hand.
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Mickayelah giggles.
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Emislity asks, "Would you like to see her?"
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Speaking to Emislity, Mickayelah says, "OH please."
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Mickayelah laughs!
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Emislity pulls aside her skirt and shows Mickayelah a playful kitten tattoo.
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Xixtrataa snickers at Emislity.
>
Xixtrataa snickers.
>
Mickayelah rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
>
Mickayelah rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
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Artemisa grins at Aisalt.
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Mickayelah sits up.
>
Emislity reaches under her icy blue silk skirt and gives something a little prod. A playful kitten tattoo emerges from underneath and wanders over to her ankle before settling down.
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Your eyes glaze over as you stare, unfocused, into the distance.

[Some Rogue]

It obviously wasn't everyone was thinking. That looks like roast beef. Ask Sean2.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.breaktaker.com/albums/pictures/kids/FatKid.jpg

...

Is she fanning the Buddha-incarnate baby, or the stick figure about to faint from exhaustion?

[Khariz]

Slutty just shoulda used the word Pussy. Then there would be no confusion.

[Elanthil01]

So she pokes herself in public and her pussy comes out to play? Note to self..buy catnip.

[Blud]

You swing an imflass dark double-edged sword at a water moccasin!
The water moccasin stumbles dazedly, somehow managing to evade the attack!

[Fallen]

I like it when you nightmare them and they fall to their knees sobbing pitifully.

[Ignot]

>
it sounds like a wizard nearby must have cast haste on a woodcutter.


who writes these things?

[Lord Devishal]

[Ta'Vaalor, Victory Court]
Through an opening in the city's fortifying walls, a large dock extends out over the Mistydeep. Although the boats anchored at the docks appear to be primarily pleasure crafts, there are a few cargo barges floating further out in the river. A few elven sailors wander the docks seeing to various maintenance tasks. You also see a dauntless sterling silver wolf, the Zaramon disk, a lithe tawny brown plains panther and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Shartoose, Zaramon, Great Lady Woodlark, Phelin
Obvious paths: north
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Zaramon ponders.
>
You channel at Zaramon.
You concentrate intently on Zaramon, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Zaramon!
CS: +247 - TD: +89 + CvA: +15 + d100: +85 - -5 == +263
Warding failed!
Zaramon shudders with severe convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Zaramon is crushed for 50 points of damage!
... 29 points of damage!
Massive blow removes Zaramon's left forearm at the elbow!
He is stunned!
... 54 points of damage!
Blow to chest frees a rib to spear a lung and heart!

* Zaramon drops dead at your feet!

The glowing specks of energy surrounding Zaramon suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The air calms down around Zaramon.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Zaramon's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The bright luminescence fades from around Zaramon.
The powerful look leaves Zaramon.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Zaramon.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Zaramon.
Zaramon seems a bit less imposing.

An elvish soldier marches off exclaiming, "Devishal has committed murder!"

The Zaramon disk disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
>l
[Ta'Vaalor, Victory Court]
Through an opening in the city's fortifying walls, a large dock extends out over the Mistydeep. Although the boats anchored at the docks appear to be primarily pleasure crafts, there are a few cargo barges floating further out in the river. A few elven sailors wander the docks seeing to various maintenance tasks. You also see a dauntless sterling silver wolf, a lithe tawny brown plains panther and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Genysis, Shartoose, the body of Zaramon who is lying down, Great Lady Woodlark, Phelin
Obvious paths: north
>
Speaking to Zaramon, you say, "Whoops."
>l
The ghostly voice of Zaramon quietly asks, "And that was for what?"
>
You say, "You're always talking about corpses."
>
You say, "Figured i'd help you out."
>
The ghostly voice of Zaramon quietly says, "Riiight."


***Pay My Fines***
[Hall of Justice, Clerk's Office]
A heavily carved modwir desk occupies the center of the office. One wall is lined floor to ceiling with built-in wooden shelves, each one burdened with orderly stacks of files and thick sheaves of parchment. You also see a wooden barrel and a flight of steps.
Obvious exits: none
>open devishal box
You crack the seal on the Devishal box and open it.
>l in devishal box
In the Devishal box you see a fluffy white wool rolton mask, a square copper bell, a pair of fake sharp platinum fangs, some brown hoof-shaped mittens, a fluffy white wool shirt, a fluffy white wool tail, some fluffy white wool pants and some brown hoof-shaped shoes.>

>get mask from box
You remove a fluffy white wool rolton mask with large curved horns from in the Devishal box.
>wear mask
You put a fluffy white wool rolton mask with large curved horns on your head.
>get bell from box
You remove a square copper bell suspended from a leather cord from in the Devishal box.
>get fangs from box
You remove a pair of fake sharp platinum fangs from in the Devishal box.
>wear fangs
You place your sharp platinum fangs in your mouth and adjust them until they are comfortable.
>wear bell
You hang a square copper bell suspended from a leather cord around your neck.
>get shirt from box
You remove a fluffy white wool shirt from in the Devishal box.
>wear shirt
>
You work your way into a fluffy white wool shirt.
>get pants from box
You remove some fluffy white wool pants from in the Devishal box.
>wear pants
You pull some fluffy white wool pants over your legs.
>l in box
In the Devishal box you see some brown hoof-shaped mittens, a fluffy white wool tail and some brown hoof-shaped shoes.
>get mittens from box
You remove some brown hoof-shaped mittens from in the Devishal box.
>wear mitt
>
You put on some brown hoof-shaped mittens.
>get tail from box
You remove a fluffy white wool tail from in the Devishal box.
>wear tail
You attach a fluffy white wool tail to your belt.
>get shoes from box
You remove some brown hoof-shaped shoes from in the Devishal box.
>wear shoes
You put some brown hoof-shaped shoes onto your feet.
>l in box
There is nothing in there.
>l in devishal box
There is nothing in there.
>dismiss devishal box
You wave a hand at the Devishal box, dismissing it indifferently.

[Hips]

...you killed him while dressed as a rolton? LOL.

[Khariz]

...you killed him while dressed as a rolton? LOL.

OH!!!! I didn't get what was so funny about that post.

[Lord Devishal]

OH!!!! I didn't get what was so funny about that post.

I bold texted the costume in the box.

[Khariz]

I bold texted the costume in the box.

Indeed. I deserve a nice :club:

[iJin]

hahaha.

awuh.

[JennC]

ha!

[SayGoodbye]

Medicatrixrayah [General]: "You got owned."

[Hips]

Sahreet softly says, "Chat to darkk ::slips her hand inside your pants, her body blocking from view to the others what she is doing, her fingers lightly teasing your skin::"

[Misun]

I'm still laughing hard at that. AT the auction of all places.

[SayGoodbye]

Edgeleaf says, "Whis emis First and ONLY thing he's said to me...[Private]-Darkkstormmer: "that was not funny at all "."
>

[TheEschaton]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[arlia]

...you killed him while dressed as a rolton? LOL.


LOL

[Elvenlady]

Archelaus says, "Or are we runnign to fast for you to read."?

:forehead:

[Some Rogue]

Astinos says, "You are the frickin mang."

Astinos says, "Bros will be bros, bro."
Ezilana heartily asks, "What's a mang?"
Astinos says, "It's like a bro, only more broish."

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

s>
Raisar says, "K i'll brb."

[Misun]

Alert! If you look like this:

>
You see Albacora Elve.
She appears to be a Dark Elf.
She is very tall and appears to be very young. She has bright dark eyes and brown skin. She has a bald head.
You can hardly recognize her covered in all that soot and ash!
She has a missing right leg, a mangled left leg, old battle scars on her left hand, an old battle scar across her chest, an old battle scar across her abdominal area, an old battle scar across her back, and a mangled right arm.
She is holding a claw-hilted black vultite falchion in her right hand.
A thick layer of volcanic ash and soot covers a fuzzy purple hood, a small silver star, a green shamrock, a slim vultite target shield, an extravagant purple pack, some matte black banded mail, a scratched gold ring, a large sack, and a large grey oilcloth sack.

You shouldn't be able to do this:

(Albacora does a sexy dance twirling around Vladyn and culimnating in a hard kick to his groin)


Dispite just being ugly and thinking a dance would possibly be sexy.

[CrystalTears]

You forgot to bold the bald head. :D

[Misun]

You forgot to bold the bald head. :D

Better? :D

[CrystalTears]

:lol: Much. I see she's making quite the impression on Teras.

[Misun]

:lol: Much. I see she's making quite the impression on Teras.


Yeah, time to leave.

[Orp]

gag she's naked

[Some Rogue]

Yeah, time to leave.

Meh, I am just gonna find somewhere else to rest. Every town has its retards now it seems. THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

[Misun]

Meh, I am just gonna find somewhere else to rest. Every town has its retards now it seems. THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

If there were TABLES!!!! Damn it! Damn it all to hell!


Sorry folks...I need a taco.

[Some Rogue]

If there were TABLES!!!! Damn it! Damn it all to hell!


Sorry folks...I need a taco.


Haha, I know, that still pisses me off too. I just use the couch in the bar.

[CrystalTears]

I just use the couch in the bar.
Grats on roleplaying yourself. :tongue:

[Some Rogue]

Now you're just duplicating your real life through your character. That's cheating.

No, because you're not on that couch too.

[CrystalTears]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/funnies/renstimpypwned.jpg

:(

[Martaigne]

OMG, she's sporting the "shaved Britney" look!

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb214/chrisrooR/britney-spears-shaved-head-400a0619.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

Astinos says, "You are the frickin mang."

Astinos says, "Bros will be bros, bro."
Ezilana heartily asks, "What's a mang?"
Astinos says, "It's like a bro, only more broish."

haha...that's my brother

[Some Rogue]

haha...that's my brother

Yeah...I thought so but I wasn't gonna be the one to point it out here...hehe

[NocturnalRob]

Yeah...I thought so but I wasn't gonna be the one to point it out here...hehe

eh, he means well. he just doesn't really have a filter. loves GS, but really has no concept of separating RL and the "RP" element. He's been warned countless times, but every time it's for something really mundane. I think they're just gonna let him keep on keeping on. Pretty harmless until he goes overboard like that. Even then...whatever. He and I have fun playing. That's all I really care about.

[CrystalTears]

So in other words, your brother sucks at RP as much as you suck at the internet. GG

[NocturnalRob]

So in other words, your brother sucks at RP as much as you suck at the internet. GG

good one

[Allereli]

The ghostly voice of Dworinn says, "Thanxxx."

The ghostly voice of Dworinn says, "Bow..... thank you."

The ghostly voice of Dworinn exclaims, "Now a raise.....? !"

You say, "Working on it."

You smirk.

The ghostly voice of Venrid says, "Patience."

The ghostly voice of Dworinn says, "Blush."

The ghostly voice of Venrid says, "And please, if you would, quit saying what you wish you could be doing if you werent dead."

[Anferis]

Guenhafyr thumps the dead body of Quillus. It doesn't help, he's still dead.
Guenhafyr exclaims, "Clear!"



No offensive to Guenhafyr or anything, but if I see this done ANOTHER time (i've seen it at least 2309423423409 times by different people), I might have to become a postal worker and well... you know.

[iJin]

rofl, it makes me laugh.

[Anferis]

I did the first two times, then I just started to get annoyed.

[Raffles]

Why is she saying 'clear'? has she got electric hands....?

[MotleyCrew]

I've done that before, but not while raising. Usually out with friends hunting and cast at a critter after they've already killed it. (Not on purpose, just cast and its dead before my cast goes through)

[Anferis]

Because she thinks its funny to waste time on someone who's probably getting very annoyed with being dead and the clerics just playing around.

[AMUSED1]

Here's a new one for the list of REALLY bad roleplaying moments:

Eliaku leans softly against Erienne.
N>
* Kupaka just bit the dust!
N>
Eliaku gives Erienne a lingering kiss on the ear.
N>
Eliaku gives Erienne a lingering kiss on the ear.
N>
Eliaku gives Erienne a lingering kiss on the ear.
N>
Eliaku gives Erienne a lingering kiss on the ear.
N>
(Eliaku thinks about having his way with you)
N>
Eliaku makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
Eliaku gestures.
Eliaku appears to be keenly aware of his surroundings.
N>"Get a room.
N>
You say, "Get a room."

---------
Seriously, who's dumb enough to do that in public at the fountain in Ta'Illistim? And yes, you'll notice, he just did the horrible ACT and THEN searched.

[Martaigne]

Should have done this.

> unhide

> act fondles himself in anticipation.

[ViridianAsp]

:yeahthat: Hilarious.

[Some Rogue]

Should have done this.

> unhide

> act fondles himself in anticipation.

The Dwarven hand cannon? :rofl:

[Some Rogue]

http://www.se7en-x.com/yarhump/

Yar Yar Hump Hump

[diethx]

Should have done this.

> unhide

> act fondles himself in anticipation.

LOL, win!

[Stry]

(Albacora farts heinously)



dear god...

[Hips]

Draccor [General]: "Oh bad they shemale cant hear me Foxs your pathetic and i wont suck on yer toes."




...WTF?

[Hips]

Spaga [General]: "You can not even make a fucking risotto."


?!?

[landy]

that was quick Mich

[Hips]

I'm bored, so yeah. :/

[Miscast]

(Albacora farts heinously)



dear god...

LOL WTF

[Tolwynn]

Tuna scented, undoubtedly, which would indeed be pretty heinous.

[Martaigne]

At least she spelled "heinously" correctly.

[diethx]

At least she spelled "heinously" correctly.

She's actually pretty intelligent IRL. Doesn't make her any less of a dumb cunt in game though.

[SayGoodbye]

Spaga [General]: "You can not even make a fucking risotto."


?!?

Heh, Hell's Kitchen has come to Elanthia?

[Liberi Fatali]

>n
[Dragonspine and Mithril]
The flow of the crowd parts around a large hole in the middle of the road. A dwarven work crew stands around the hole, doing very little work. From the many shops and vendors' stalls along the street, you hear the cries of hawkers, the lamentations of hagglers and the occasional clink of a coin. You also see a wrought iron sign and a small stone building with a large wooden sign on it.
Obvious paths: north, east, south
>
[Dragonspine and Krodera]
The street widens into a circular plaza several hundred feet across. Dwarves and giantmen lounge on stone benches by a massive granite fountain in the center. The burbling of the waters, the low mumblings of the dwarves and the booming laughter of the giants somehow blend together into a vibrant harmony. You also see the Artemisan disk, a brackish green arrow, a pristine hulking giant statue, a lava tube and a wrought iron sign.
Also here: Lunaryna who is kneeling, Pomic who is sitting, Starkly, Lord Artemisan who is sitting, Lord Kelrathir who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>l on ben
>
On the stone benches you see a large sack, some acantha leaf, some acantha leaf, a flagon of Golden Goose ale, a flagon of Reaper's Red ale, a bundle of sapphire-tipped arrows, a bundle of silver-streaked arrows, some essence of fire, some essence of fire, some essence of fire, a flagon of Aged Schooner ale, a flagon of Mama Dwarf's ale, a flagon of Wort's Winter ale, a flagon of Gert's Homemade ale, a flagon of Lost Dogwater ale, a flagon of Bearded Ladies' ale, a barrel of Dark Swampwater ale, a shot of amber Ragnak whiskey, some singed samite pants, some cactacae spine, a small dark red sphere, a pristine siren's hair, a pristine siren's hair, a bundle of brackish green arrows, a sprig of larkspur, a barrel of Wort's Winter ale, some haphip root, a barrel of Reaper's Red ale, a wrinkled palimpsest, some ripe calamia fruit, some haphip root, some haphip root, some haphip root, some haphip root, a chunk of raw onion, a fiery red bandana, some feathered light brown boots, a barrel of Miner's Muddy ale, an augmented breastplate, a white flask, a roan sheath, some sovyn clove, some wolifrew lichen, some calamia fruit, some wolifrew lichen, a double-bit axe, a steel lockpick, a valerian root tea, some ginkgo nut tea, a pennyroyal tea, some ginkgo nut tea, a goblet of haluilui flower wine, some rumpled cerulean gloves, a flagon of Mad Mutt Frothy ale, a flagon of Captn' Pegleg's ale, a light grey belt, a drake scimitar, an ora-hilted drake flamberge, some woth flower, a flagon of Volcano Vision ale, a flagon of Volcano Vision ale, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, some wolifrew lichen, some woth flower, a bolmara potion, a handful of fine glittering sand, a steel lockpick, a green-tinged fat glass jar, some soft golden sand, a barrel of Captn' Pegleg's ale, a barrel of Orc's Head ale, some soft golden sand, some soft golden sand, some soft golden sand, some soft golden sand, some soft golden sand, a cracked soulstone, a jet black belt, some aloeas stem, some soft golden sand, some aloeas stem, a thick amber cape, some aloeas stem, a snowflake elixir, a barrel of Dark Swampwater ale, a barrel of Miner's Muddy ale, a flagon of Dead Man's Pale ale, a barrel of Dead Man's Pale ale, a shot of amber Ragnak whiskey, a shot of amber Ragnak whiskey, a shot of amber Ragnak whiskey, some aloeas stem, some fuzzy auburn socks, some woth flower, some woth flower, some soft golden sand, some soft golden sand, some soft golden sand, some soft golden sand, some soft golden sand and a barrel of Orc's Head ale.
>
Starkly murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Starkly gestures.
Starkly's eyes narrow in concentration.
>
Kyal comes out of hiding.
[Roll result: 141 (open d100: 25)]
Kyal swings his rigid hand at your throat!
You grab your throat completely unable to speak!
>
Lunaryna waves to you.
>
Starkly murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Starkly gestures.
Starkly's eyes narrow in concentration.
>
Smuthami just arrived.
>
Smuthami just went north.
>
Starkly murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Starkly gestures.
Starkly's eyes narrow in concentration.
>l in sack
That is closed.

>
Starkly gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Starkly gestures.
Starkly suddenly looks a lot more powerful.
Starkly is surrounded by a white light.
>open sack
You open a large sack.
>l in sack
In the sack you see a withered black mushroom (x4).
>close sack
You close a large sack.
>
The pain in your throat subsides.
>l ky
I could not find what you were referring to.
>
[Roll result: 167 (open d100: 66)]
Kyal springs upon you from behind and delivers a blow to your head!
You feel paralyzed and are driven to your knees!
>l kyal
You see Kyal.
He appears to be a Half-Elf.
He appears to be young. He has long-lashed blue-green eyes and tanned skin. He has long, silver hair worn in a single braid. He has a haggard face and high cheekbones.
He has a black angel tattoo on his ankle.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a drakar-bound deringo Adventurer's Guild badge, a shadowy black pin, a darkened silver lockpick pin, some blackened veniom cufflinks, a grinning skull pin, a dark leather locksmith's toolkit, a thorn stitched loot sack, a slim mithril keyring, a dark suede traveler's pack, a full shaalk plate, and a narrow gold ring.
>
Kyal says, "Prepare todie."
>l kyal
I could not find what you were referring to.
>stand
You don't seem to be able to move to do that.
>
Kyal comes out of hiding.
[Roll result: 245 (open d100: 89)]
Kyal crouches, sweeps a leg at you and connects!
You fall to the ground! Kyal deftly regains his footing.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
>
Kyal asks, "Are you ready?"
>
Kyal draws his vultite mattock. It makes a strange sound as it slides from his pack, like the distant scream of a forlorn soul.
>chat Not sure.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Kyal concentrates deeply for a moment.
>sym protec
Symbol of Protection (SymProt) starts for 8m 39s. [+26DS]
You feel a layer of protection surround you.
>stance d
>
You move into a defensive stance, ready to fend off an attack.
>
Kyal points his vultite mattock at you.
>stand
You stand back up.
Roundtime: 4 sec.
>l ky
Kyal snickers.
>
You see Kyal.
He appears to be a Half-Elf.
He appears to be young. He has long-lashed blue-green eyes and tanned skin. He has long, silver hair worn in a single braid. He has a haggard face and high cheekbones.
He has a black angel tattoo on his ankle.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a well-made modwir-hafted vultite mattock in his right hand.
He is wearing a drakar-bound deringo Adventurer's Guild badge, a shadowy black pin, a darkened silver lockpick pin, some blackened veniom cufflinks, a grinning skull pin, a dark leather locksmith's toolkit, a thorn stitched loot sack, a slim mithril keyring, a dark suede traveler's pack, a full shaalk plate, and a narrow gold ring.
>
Kyal just went east.
>peer e
You peer east and see ...

[Krodera Street]
There is an enormous hole in the middle of this cobblestone street, wide enough to swallow a small hill and deep enough that you can't see the bottom. The dwarves who wander by ignore it, walking around the edges on their way. A small wooden booth sits near the edge of the crater. You also see a rectangular portal with strange mists slowly swirling across the face in a smooth hypnotic pattern and a shabby hovel.
Obvious paths: east, west
>prep 709
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Quake...
Your spell is ready.
>e
[Krodera Street]
There is an enormous hole in the middle of this cobblestone street, wide enough to swallow a small hill and deep enough that you can't see the bottom. The dwarves who wander by ignore it, walking around the edges on their way. A small wooden booth sits near the edge of the crater. You also see a rectangular portal with strange mists slowly swirling across the face in a smooth hypnotic pattern and a shabby hovel.
Obvious paths: east, west
>e
[Krodera Street]
The walls of the canyon loom overhead. The street continues inside them to the east, entering a vast, dimly-lit tunnel. Dwarves and other folk wander in and out, some stopping at a small, bright-blue wooden shop here outside. A thick plume of black smoke puffs silently out of the shop's chimney and the faint smell of burning bread wafts throughout the street. You also see a flight of stone steps.
Obvious paths: east, west
>
Kyal just arrived.
>cast
You gesture.
You concentrate on projecting the illusion of a violent quake.
Kyal loses his balance and falls over.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>l ky
You see Kyal.
He appears to be a Half-Elf.
He appears to be young. He has long-lashed blue-green eyes and tanned skin. He has long, silver hair worn in a single braid. He has a haggard face and high cheekbones.
He has a black angel tattoo on his ankle.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a well-made modwir-hafted vultite mattock in his right hand.
He is wearing a drakar-bound deringo Adventurer's Guild badge, a shadowy black pin, a darkened silver lockpick pin, some blackened veniom cufflinks, a grinning skull pin, a dark leather locksmith's toolkit, a thorn stitched loot sack, a slim mithril keyring, a dark suede traveler's pack, a full shaalk plate, and a narrow gold ring.
>
Kyal just left.
>w
[Krodera Street]
There is an enormous hole in the middle of this cobblestone street, wide enough to swallow a small hill and deep enough that you can't see the bottom. The dwarves who wander by ignore it, walking around the edges on their way. A small wooden booth sits near the edge of the crater. You also see a rectangular portal with strange mists slowly swirling across the face in a smooth hypnotic pattern and a shabby hovel.
Obvious paths: east, west
>w
[Dragonspine and Krodera]
The street widens into a circular plaza several hundred feet across. Dwarves and giantmen lounge on stone benches by a massive granite fountain in the center. The burbling of the waters, the low mumblings of the dwarves and the booming laughter of the giants somehow blend together into a vibrant harmony. You also see the Artemisan disk, a brackish green arrow, a pristine hulking giant statue, a lava tube and a wrought iron sign.
Also here: Lunaryna who is kneeling, Pomic who is sitting, Starkly, Lord Artemisan who is sitting, Lord Kelrathir who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
Starkly kisses you tenderly.
>708 stark
Voodoo '708 stark' to 'PREPARE 708', 'CAST stark'.
>
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Limb Disruption...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Starkly.
CS: +510 - TD: +410 + CvA: +12 + d100: +98 == +210
Warding failed!
His right hand explodes!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>'Chase.
You say, "Chase."
>l
[Dragonspine and Krodera]
The street widens into a circular plaza several hundred feet across. Dwarves and giantmen lounge on stone benches by a massive granite fountain in the center. The burbling of the waters, the low mumblings of the dwarves and the booming laughter of the giants somehow blend together into a vibrant harmony. You also see the Artemisan disk, a brackish green arrow, a pristine hulking giant statue, a lava tube and a wrought iron sign.
Also here: Lunaryna who is kneeling, Pomic who is sitting, a stunned Starkly, Lord Artemisan who is sitting, Lord Kelrathir who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>stow right
You put a heavy quartz orb in your large satchel.
>
Lunaryna gazes up into the heavens.
>
As Lunaryna shakes her head, small flakes of ash fall slowly toward the ground.
>
Speaking to you, Lunaryna asks, "Heya JD, how you doin?"
>say ::Lunar Oh, not too shabby.
Speaking to Lunaryna, you say, "Oh, not too shabby."
>chat to stark Fucking raped me.
You focus on transmitting your thought.
Lunaryna nods.
>
Starkly murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Starkly concentrates.
Starkly's right hand looks better.
>'Yourself?
You ask, "Yourself?"
>
Lunaryna says, "Good to hear."
>l lun
You see Lunaryna Miyoto the Watcher.
She appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
She is rather petite in size and appears to be in the spring of life. She has impassive, slate-ringed fog grey eyes and flawless ashen skin. She has thigh-length, sanguine and midnight-hued hair pulled back into numerous thinly twisted sections and bound with bands of incarnadine glaes. She has a pair of what appear to have once been ears, but are now mutilated pieces thereof. She has an aristocratic face accented by dark cerise-tinted full lips, and a series of intricate silver-hued scars twining up her forearms.
You can hardly recognize her covered in all that soot and ash!
She has a silver crescent moon tattoo between her eyes surrounded by deep black inked lacework, a thorned twining ivy tattoo on her neck, a small black dagger tattoo on her wrist, and a black-lined lunar eclipse tattoo on her ankle.
She is in good shape.
A thick layer of volcanic ash and soot covers a pair of green-lensed thinly framed half-spectacles, an ornate obsidian-buckled incarnadine glaes reliquary, an ebon marbrinus longcoat, a black silk shirt laced from wrist to elbow with coppery cording, some black alloy vambraces, a hip-slung thin vaalin belt of bloodjewel discs, a pale silk ceremonial bag, a dark snakeskin skirt, and some knee-high dark leather boots.
>
Lunaryna shrugs.
>
Lunaryna says, "Glad to be home."
>
Lunaryna grins wryly.
>profile lunar
Name: Lunaryna Miyoto
Profession: Watcher
Race: Dark Elf Gender: Female
Clan: Faendryl
She is rather petite in size and appears to be in the spring of life.
She has impassive, slate-ringed fog grey eyes and flawless ashen skin.
She has thigh-length, sanguine and midnight-hued hair pulled back into numerous thinly twisted sections and bound with bands of incarnadine glaes.
She has a pair of what appear to have once been ears, but are now mutilated pieces thereof.
She has an aristocratic face accented by dark cerise-tinted full lips, and a series of intricate silver-hued scars twining up her forearms.
She currently has full citizenship in Teras Isle.

Quote: "Even the Shadows feel Pain, for everything comes down to a single moment. When that moment comes, will you stand up for what you believe, for what you feel or will you cower in your corner and let it pass you by?"

>'Hoho.
You say, "Hoho."
>
Lunaryna says, "Never dull."
>
Kyal just arrived.
>l kyal
Kyal sits down near you.
>
You see Kyal.
He appears to be a Half-Elf.
He appears to be young. He has long-lashed blue-green eyes and tanned skin. He has long, silver hair worn in a single braid. He has a haggard face and high cheekbones.
He has a black angel tattoo on his ankle.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a well-made modwir-hafted vultite mattock in his right hand.
He is wearing a narrow gold ring, a full shaalk plate, a dark suede traveler's pack, a slim mithril keyring, a thorn stitched loot sack, a dark leather locksmith's toolkit, a grinning skull pin, some blackened veniom cufflinks, a darkened silver lockpick pin, a shadowy black pin, and a drakar-bound deringo Adventurer's Guild badge.
>
Lunaryna smirks.
>
Kyal gains a look of exceptional focus.
>get longswo
>
You remove a malevolent, bile-green onyx and veniom-hilted longsword splattered with the blood of gremlin-slayers from in your large satchel.
>stance o
You move into an offensive stance, ready for battle.
>at kyal
You swing a veniom-hilted longsword at Kyal!
AS: +274 vs DS: +590 with AvD: +17 + d100 roll: +98 = -201
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 8 sec.
>l
[Dragonspine and Krodera]
The street widens into a circular plaza several hundred feet across. Dwarves and giantmen lounge on stone benches by a massive granite fountain in the center. The burbling of the waters, the low mumblings of the dwarves and the booming laughter of the giants somehow blend together into a vibrant harmony. You also see the Artemisan disk, a brackish green arrow, a pristine hulking giant statue, a lava tube and a wrought iron sign.
Also here: Kyal who is sitting, Lunaryna who is kneeling, Pomic who is sitting, Starkly, Lord Artemisan who is sitting, Lord Kelrathir who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
Kyal nods.
>
Kyal swings a well-made vultite mattock at you!
AS: +219 vs DS: +473 with AvD: +45 + d100 roll: +54 = -155
A clean miss.
>stance d
You move into a defensive stance, ready to fend off an attack.
>l
[Dragonspine and Krodera]
The street widens into a circular plaza several hundred feet across. Dwarves and giantmen lounge on stone benches by a massive granite fountain in the center. The burbling of the waters, the low mumblings of the dwarves and the booming laughter of the giants somehow blend together into a vibrant harmony. You also see the Artemisan disk, a brackish green arrow, a pristine hulking giant statue, a lava tube and a wrought iron sign.
Also here: Kyal who is sitting, Lunaryna who is kneeling, Pomic who is sitting, Starkly, Lord Artemisan who is sitting, Lord Kelrathir who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
Kyal says, "Good show."
>
Lunaryna chuckles to herself.
>'Too bad I don't lose.
You say, "Too bad I don't lose."
>hum
You attempt to hum a merry little tune.
>
Lunaryna ponders.
>
Kyal asks, "Wanna bet?"
>l
[Dragonspine and Krodera]
The street widens into a circular plaza several hundred feet across. Dwarves and giantmen lounge on stone benches by a massive granite fountain in the center. The burbling of the waters, the low mumblings of the dwarves and the booming laughter of the giants somehow blend together into a vibrant harmony. You also see the Artemisan disk, a brackish green arrow, a pristine hulking giant statue, a lava tube and a wrought iron sign.
Also here: Kyal who is sitting, Lunaryna who is kneeling, Pomic who is sitting, Starkly, Lord Artemisan who is sitting, Lord Kelrathir who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>'Sure!
You exclaim, "Sure!"
>stow right
You put a malevolent, bile-green onyx and veniom-hilted longsword splattered with the blood of gremlin-slayers in your large satchel.
>get stat
You can't pick that up.
>
Starkly murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Starkly concentrates.
Starkly's nervous system looks better.
>get my stat
You remove a small statue from in your large satchel.
>rub stat
You rub the small statue in your hand.
Calculating duration based on: Rub
Spirit Guard (Statue) starts for 1h 10m. [+25DS]
A faint silvery glow surrounds your body.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>stow right
You put a small statue in your large satchel.
>
Kyal asks, "Starting when?"
>get my longswo
You remove a malevolent, bile-green onyx and veniom-hilted longsword splattered with the blood of gremlin-slayers from in your large satchel.
>stance d
You move into a defensive stance, ready to fend off an attack.
>'Go!
Kyal stands up.
>
You exclaim, "Go!"
>
Kyal snickers.
>
Kyal put a well-made modwir-hafted vultite mattock in his traveler's pack.
>chant retribution 708
You chant the words for Limb Disruption which causes your skin to turn shadowy for a brief moment.
>
[Roll result: 144 (open d100: 130)]
Kyal springs upon you from behind and delivers a blow to your head!
You feel paralyzed and are driven to your knees!
>'Better chant limb disruption so you don't croak.
You say, "Better chant limb disruption so you don't croak."
>
[Roll result: 117 (open d100: 56)]
Kyal feints high, you spot the ruse too late as you move to block the blow that never came!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>snick
[Roll result: 112 (open d100: 48)]
Kyal crouches, sweeps a leg at you and connects!
You fall to the ground! Kyal deftly regains his footing.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>
You don't seem to be able to move to do that.
>
Kyal draws his vultite mattock. It makes a strange sound as it slides from his pack, like the distant scream of a forlorn soul.
>
You hear a loud *POP* come from Kyal's muscles!
Kyal concentrates deeply for a moment.
>
Lunaryna gazes up into the heavens.
>
Kyal swings a well-made vultite mattock at you!
You roll to one side and deflect the attack with your shield!
>
Artemisan winces.
>
Gnimble just arrived.
>
Gnimble just went west.
>
Kyal says, "Bastard."
>
Artemisan deeply says, "Ouch."
>
As Lunaryna shakes her head, small flakes of ash fall slowly toward the ground.
>
Kyal swings a well-made vultite mattock at you!
AS: +474 vs DS: +548 with AvD: +45 + d100 roll: +56 = +27
A clean miss.
>
Lunaryna carefully brushes the volcanic ash and soot off herself.
>'Haa.
You say, "Haa."
>
Kyal winces.
>708 kyal
Voodoo '708 kyal' to 'PREPARE 708', 'CAST kyal'.
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Limb Disruption...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Kyal.
[Spell Hindrance for a very worn sanguine breastplate is 5% with current Armor Use skill, d100= 4]
Your armor prevents the spell from working correctly.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Lunaryna picks up a brackish green arrow.
>
Kyal just went east.
>stand
You stand back up.
>stance d
You move into a defensive stance, ready to fend off an attack.

[Sablemane]

::grabs popcorn::

And then he just left? What a ....

[Anferis]

Speaking in Elven to Kataric, Tsalim says, "You look like a bad seed."
>
Kataric asks, "?"
>

[BriarFox]

Heh, Hell's Kitchen has come to Elanthia?

What the bloody flaming hell?? Did your great-grandmother teach you how to flambee that tkaro root? Put out that fire in the pan and do it properly!

[SayGoodbye]

You forgot the "you fucking donkey" part and then the inevitable "OUT, get the fuck out!".

[halfling]

Speaking to Hopdevil, Kelrathir says, "I raise you in Charle's name."

Kelrathir gets up into a kneeling position and begins to pray.

Kelrathir chants a short but reverent orison, asking for the power of a squall to manifest in him.

Kelrathir beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.

Kelrathir chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...

Kelrathir gestures at Hopdevil.
Kelrathir anoints Hopdevil's corpse with a splash of holy water!
A large splash of water drenches Hopdevil from head to toe!

Kelrathir says, "The water of life."

Kelrathir raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Speaking softly to Kelrathir, Syyre asks, "Charlie? from the chocolate place?"

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was a must post.

[CrystalTears]

:wtf:

[Some Rogue]

Kelrathir is a douche anyway...

but yeah, Syyre/Myrre/Byyre :wtf:

[Stanley Burrell]

We must be like the most retarded group of individuals with 120+ WPMs.

[thefarmer]

[Voln - Gwenievierre] "anyone having trouble accessing the world's portals and information?"

[Voln - Vivaldi] "No, have you tried symbol of need?"

[Voln - Gwenievierre] "umm, no, why?"

Announcement: The play.net site is currently unavailable. The problem is being investigated, and we hope to have it resolved soon. Thank you for your patience.

[Voln - Gwenievierre] "there; that announcement is what I was referring to"

[Anferis]

Gwenievierre == Guiniviere ?

They both suck like that.

[Grimaldus]

Her and her many similarly named others kind of make me regret Voln with its Symbol of Thought sometimes.

[Stry]

Raissong [Merchant]: "Thank you who ever the fuck that keeps locating someone now the bitch is saying i am doing it."


....

Wow

[serra7965]

Speaking to Hopdevil, Kelrathir says, "I raise you in Charle's name."

Kelrathir gets up into a kneeling position and begins to pray.

Kelrathir chants a short but reverent orison, asking for the power of a squall to manifest in him.

Kelrathir beseeches his deity for some divine assistance.

Kelrathir chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...

Kelrathir gestures at Hopdevil.
Kelrathir anoints Hopdevil's corpse with a splash of holy water!
A large splash of water drenches Hopdevil from head to toe!

Kelrathir says, "The water of life."

Kelrathir raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Speaking softly to Kelrathir, Syyre asks, "Charlie? from the chocolate place?"


Had to bold the Charle part too, although one shouldn't acknowledge a typo by referring to OOC things....I think that is pretty funny. That could be macro'd to avoid such things.....I am surprised the cleric didn't blow up calling Charl Charle.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Eh, with misspellings I tend to deal with them the way you would when someone says something you don't catch at first in real life-- accents, talking too fast, etc can all lead to words being said in a way that's "different". I mean, people around the world don't all say "Jesus" the same way, or any word for that matter.

[thefarmer]

[Wehnimer's, Talon St.]
The street runs between the northern palisade and the central square to the south and east. The traffic is varied here, as a few traders and travelers mingle on the dark streets with the ever-present and watchful militiamen. The damaged walls of Cholgar's Bathhouse occupy nearly the entire block. You also see a ruined wooden rolton with a dilapidated sign on it.
Also here: Lysaendar
Obvious paths: north, south

Not necessarily bad RP, but.. still bad..

[BriarFox]

Darkavien [quiet]: "Where da raffle at my peeps."

Sigh.

[iJin]

rofl my peeps

[Orp]

Maynist [General]: "If anyone is near Lunaryna, tell her I apologize...was unable to use the net for a bit. How embarassing."

That was pretty lame even with Psinet down

[ZeP]

Maynist [General]: "If anyone is near Lunaryna, tell her I apologize...was unable to use the net for a bit. How embarassing."

That was pretty lame even with Psinet down

People do also call what he was thinking on the thought net, the amunet, the net, etc.. doesn't necessarily refer to the Internet, Psinet, or play.net

[Tisket]

Walked in and saw this so no idea what led up to it:

>n
[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shaded park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bright lamplight from the square filtering through the passage to the north to illuminate the area with a soft glow. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see the Badat disk, the violet Ralanaa disk, a gypsy fortuneteller, the green Kovryl disk and some ornate wrought-iron benches.
Also here: Badat who is sleeping, Ralanaa, Grosbeak, Journeyman Kovryl who is sitting
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>nw
You can't go there.
>
Grosbeak quietly says, "Yeah, but I spend too much time trying to read the screen to pay much attention to him."
>
Grosbeak just went south.

[Allereli]

Maynist [General]: "If anyone is near Lunaryna, tell her I apologize...was unable to use the net for a bit. How embarassing."

That was pretty lame even with Psinet down

He could have been in a place where the net didn't reach, or he's CoL and was in a punishment time and didn't have an amulet

[Khariz]

>
Grosbeak quietly says, "Yeah, but I spend too much time trying to read the screen to pay much attention to him."
>
Grosbeak just went south.

LAWL

[BriarFox]

(Bhodili peers at his hourglaes squinting his eyes)
H>
(Bhodili Incants a spell of vision...)
H>
(Bhodili guestures and a rather large hourglaes appears, he peers at a unusual hourglaes, you hear tiny screams as each tiny Bhodili leaps and falls to its death upon the pile of little tiny dead Bhodili's below... there seems to be about 26234 Lil tiny Bhodili's still in top portion of the glaes... the vision fades and glaes wobbles and vanishes)

:wtf:

[Stanley Burrell]

(Bhodili peers at his hourglaes squinting his eyes)
H>
(Bhodili Incants a spell of vision...)
H>
(Bhodili guestures and a rather large hourglaes appears, he peers at a unusual hourglaes, you hear tiny screams as each tiny Bhodili leaps and falls to its death upon the pile of little tiny dead Bhodili's below... there seems to be about 26234 Lil tiny Bhodili's still in top portion of the glaes... the vision fades and glaes wobbles and vanishes)

:wtf:

The answer is "Dance Lightly, M'Lord."

[BriarFox]

The answer is "Dance Lightly, M'Lord."

I never use m'lord. Also, choke on a befouled sock.

[Stanley Burrell]

Alright.

[NocturnalRob]

Speaking to Hopdevil, Kelrathir says, "I raise you in Charle's name."



me, dead? weird...

also, Kelrathir raised me without asking me if I wanted a chrism. huge boo.

[Some Rogue]

Because he can't make them. Or couldn't for a long time.

[MotleyCrew]

me, dead? weird...

also, Kelrathir raised me without asking me if I wanted a chrism. huge boo.

How about you asking the cleric and offering to replace the chrism gem AND tip them on top of it. (Not saying you wouldn't, but SO many people just replace the gem and don't tip.)

[Some Rogue]

Sorchia yells, "Shut up you hussy!"

Sorchia snickers.

From nearby, you hear Adamina yell, "What?!"

Sorchia yells, "U R HUSSY!"

From nearby, you hear Adamina yell, "Oh, him!"

From nearby, you hear Ariond yell, "Come dance for me, Sorchia!"

Sorchia cackles!

The grey mouse squeaks.

Sorchia yells, "No you perv!"

From nearby, you hear Ariond yell, "Get that pretty little ass down here!"

Sorchia yells, "All you want to do is make out like you a dog in heat!"

[Methais]

How about you asking the cleric and offering to replace the chrism gem AND tip them on top of it. (Not saying you wouldn't, but SO many people just replace the gem and don't tip.)

^ This.

Half the time when I use a chrism on someone that asks for one, I'm lucky to get a gem back that's half the value of the one I used. Which is also considered my tip too.

http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/img/facepalm.jpeg

[Tisket]

The last two nights I've seen this and I'm just wondering what the deal is:

Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded from the moonlight by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see an engraved gold strongbox, a large acorn, the Ikakku disk, a rose-marrow potion, a large acorn, a large acorn, an ayana root, a large acorn, a timber snowcat that is sitting, a large acorn, a large acorn, a bur-clover potion, a large acorn, a large acorn, some stone benches with some stuff on it and an herbal remedy donation bin.
Also here: Not Ashley's Sister Marikaytte, Lord Syloth who is sitting, Lord Greyfligers, Rahdu, Badat, Arnylon, Ursinus, Foxye, Nurerl, Tymbrien who is lying down, Vure, Ikakku who is sitting, Nakakan who is sitting, Lord Hilts
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
>

Why and how did she get a custom title. And such a lame one at that.

[thefarmer]

The last two nights I've seen this and I'm just wondering what the deal is:

Town Square Central]
This is the heart of the main square of Wehnimer's Landing. The impromptu shops of the bazaar are clustered around this central gathering place, where townsfolk, travellers, and adventurers meet to talk, conspire or raise expeditions to the far-flung reaches of Elanith. At the north end, an old well, with moss-covered stones and a craggy roof, is shaded from the moonlight by a strong, robust tree. The oak is tall and straight, and it is apparent that the roots run deep. You also see an engraved gold strongbox, a large acorn, the Ikakku disk, a rose-marrow potion, a large acorn, a large acorn, an ayana root, a large acorn, a timber snowcat that is sitting, a large acorn, a large acorn, a bur-clover potion, a large acorn, a large acorn, some stone benches with some stuff on it and an herbal remedy donation bin.
Also here: Not Ashley's Sister Marikaytte, Lord Syloth who is sitting, Lord Greyfligers, Rahdu, Badat, Arnylon, Ursinus, Foxye, Nurerl, Tymbrien who is lying down, Vure, Ikakku who is sitting, Nakakan who is sitting, Lord Hilts
Obvious paths: northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, northwest
>

Why and how did she get a custom title. And such a lame one at that.


Anyone can get a custom title from Jamus... Nor is that the worst out there.

[Tisket]

Ahhh, it's a Psinet thing. Okay, just started using Psinet again. The title is still lame.

[Eoghain]

The reason she got that is because I rolled up Ashlley immediately upon seeing her in TSC, and proceeded to beg her to have at least a sandwich because i was worried about her weight. Then i accused her of taking all of our money, and driving Bog Sagat to coke before I got yanked. People laughed, people groaned. Ah, memories.

[Eoghain]

You are nominating Badur for good roleplaying for the following reason: "(Badur reads a lime green shirt that says 'I adventured, almost was killed, and all I got was this lousy shirt')"

Sweet Jesus.

[NocturnalRob]

^ This.

Half the time when I use a chrism on someone that asks for one, I'm lucky to get a gem back that's half the value of the one I used. Which is also considered my tip too.


I always replace the chrism with the exact gem. My bard carries around a bunch of orbs for this exact purpose. Then I'll toss out another gem of equal or lesser value as tip. Some clerics take them, some don't.

And I always ask for a chrism if I have even a little experience in my head. I always replace the chrism. I always tell them I'll replace the chrism.

Kelrathir linked and raised within 15 seconds w/o asking. Bad etiquette in my opinion.

[Some Rogue]

The reason she got that is because I rolled up Ashlley immediately upon seeing her in TSC, and proceeded to beg her to have at least a sandwich because i was worried about her weight. Then i accused her of taking all of our money, and driving Bog Sagat to coke before I got yanked. People laughed, people groaned. Ah, memories.


You are nominating Badur for good roleplaying for the following reason: "(Badur reads a lime green shirt that says 'I adventured, almost was killed, and all I got was this lousy shirt')"

Sweet Jesus.

Pot, Kettle.

[Some Rogue]

I always replace the chrism with the exact gem. My bard carries around a bunch of orbs for this exact purpose. Then I'll toss out another gem of equal or lesser value as tip. Some clerics take them, some don't.

And I always ask for a chrism if I have even a little experience in my head. I always replace the chrism. I always tell them I'll replace the chrism.

Kelrathir linked and raised within 15 seconds w/o asking. Bad etiquette in my opinion.

Unless he recently learned it, he doesn't know how to make them. :club:

[NocturnalRob]

Unless he recently learned it, he doesn't know how to make them. :club:

yeah, i got that. that's not the point. my bard has orbs. my bard has chrisms. if his impatient ass had waited even 30 seconds, i could have gotten one. instead, he rushed through without even asking if anyone had a spare chrism.

i'm gonna whack you with that club...

[Eoghain]

Pot, Kettle.

oh come on, that Ashley thing was hilarious.

[Some Rogue]

yeah, i got that. that's not the point. my bard has orbs. my bard has chrisms. if his impatient ass had waited even 30 seconds, i could have gotten one. instead, he rushed through without even asking if anyone had a spare chrism.

i'm gonna whack you with that club...

Ah, well he's definitely a noob either way. And now his sorc is in town.


And no hitting me with the club. I'm not there for a few days. At least with my bard or rogue.

[CrystalTears]

oh come on, that Ashley thing was hilarious.
No, it wasn't.

[Stanley Burrell]

No, it wasn't.



Returning you now to your previous location.
[Consultation Lounge]
The cozy surroundings of this simple conference room provide a much-welcomed respite from the chaos just outside its walls. You notice several plush chairs arranged casually around the room in a comfortable grouping.
Also here: GameMaster Xayle
Obvious exits: none
>'better?
You ask, "Better?"
>'Unfortunately I can no longer truthfully say that I'm never gonna give you up
You say, "Unfortunately I can no longer truthfully say that I'm never gonna give you up."
>'or let you down
You say, "Or let you down."
>gaze down
>
You hang your head.
>

And now?

[Stanley Burrell]

Oh. I misread that. I apologize. I thought you were being fascist against the Astley post.

Carry on. Viva Fidel.

[CrystalTears]

I h8 u

[Stanley Burrell]

I :heart: u in that Michelle Rodriguez as Ana-Lucia Cortez fetish for feisty Hispanic women way.

[Allereli]

Darkavien [General]: "Hello all, tis me first time here in yer beautiful lands, anyone mind helping me find where the festival is being held?"
Greysleeve [General]: "Second star and straight till dawn."

[thefarmer]

A narrow-winged falcon says, "Markk your a dead man walking."
s>
Taking a puff of his aromatic cigar, Khagnon causes the tip of it to burn with a brilliant orange-red for a moment before fading.
s>
Using fancy fingering, you embellish heavily on a simple theme.
s>
Khagnon puckers and blows a perfect circle of smoke into the air. It hangs, swirling for a moment, and then slowly dissipates to nothing.
s>
Tamarkk says, "Umm no Im not."
s>
Tamarkk stands up.
s>
Novice Malth just arrived.
s>
Novice Malth just went east.
s>
Curls of cigar smoke linger about Khagnon in a rich vanilla scented haze.
s>
(Tamarkk walks like a dead man.)
s>
Tamarkk says, "Now I am."
s>
Soullslayur makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
s>
Soullslayur gestures.
Soullslayur appears to be keenly aware of his surroundings.
s>
Tamarkk cackles!
s>
Tamarkk sits down.
s>

[serra7965]

The falcon was more OOC than Tamarkk. At the same time using the fatal mistake of your instead of you're.

[Tisket]

Walked in on this. Bitch spells worse than me:

>
Xixtrataa gasps.
s>
Amberain softly asks, "Huh?"
s>hide
>exp
Your mind can't take much more of this! You must rest!
sHR>
Jennyfer softly says, "Ohh."
sH>
Amberain softly says, "Ya lost my weapon,armor and shield."
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "I wonder if i gave to cheas."
sH>
Amberain flaps her arms wildly.
sH>
Xixtrataa gasps.
sH>
Jennyfer ponders.
sH>
Amberain flails her arms about.
sH>
Xixtrataa huskily says, "Locker."
sH>
Splice stands up.
sH>
Great Lord Splice just went southwest.
sH>
Xixtrataa hugs Amberain, who wraps her in a warm embrace.
sH>
Amberain hugs Xixtrataa, who wraps her in a warm embrace.
sH>
Xixtrataa hugs Jennyfer, who wraps her in a warm embrace.
sH>
Amberain softly says, "And all my wedding invites."
sH>
Amberain softly says, "Not to mention everything that was in there."
sH>
Xixtrataa rubs Amberain tenderly.
sH>
Jennyfer shows Amberain her locker manifest.
sH>
You feel at full magical power again.
sH>
Jennyfer softly asks, "In there?"
sH>
Jennyfer frets.
sH>
Amberain softly says, "Nope."
sH>
Jennyfer screams!
sH>
Jennyfer softly exclaims, "Where is it!"
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "Kupaka said he doesnt remember seeing it."
sH>
Kupaka just arrived.
sH>
Amberain softly says, "I dont know i gave it to you for after the wedding to hold it for me."
sH>
Amberain softly asks, "Did ya see me hand it to you jennyfer?"
sH>
Kupaka just opened a black hooded greatcloak clasped with a veniom mournbloom.
sH>
Kupaka deeply says, "I remember you handing it."
sH>
Kupaka deeply says, "I just looking fur it."
sH>
Amberain softly says, "And jenn taking it."
sH>
Kupaka just closed a lemon yellow deer skin sack.
sH>
Kupaka screams!
sH>
Kupaka just went southwest.
sH>
Amberain softly says, "This is like over 3 mill worth of items or more in those two containers."
sH>
Xixtrataa gulps.
sH>
Amberain softly says, "Plus my perfumes and invites for my wedding."
sH>
Amberain softly says, "And the alter on my backpack."
sH>
Kupaka just arrived.
sH>
Amberain gazes up into the heavens.
sH>
Amberain sits down.
sH>
Kupaka just left.
sH>
Amberain buries her face in her hands.
sH>
Xixtrataa rubs Amberain tenderly.
sH>
Speaking softly to Amberain, Jennyfer says, "I'll find it or else i'll get you 20 million silver."
sH>
Amberain softly says, "Thats not the point."
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "I know ."
sH>
Amberain weeps softly, quiet tears falling from her eyes.
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "I'm upset i loose too i have no freaking idea what could have happend to it."
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "Ohh."
sH>
Jennyfer put a tall orase runestaff adorned with silver ribbons in her rose pink knapsack.
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "Nope."
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "Maybe cheas holding it."
sH>
Amberain softly says, "My backpack was an alter...and i had 40 perfumes in that and my satchel."
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "I might have gave to Cheas to hold."
sH>
Amberain softly says, "Plus tons of other stuff."
sH>
Amberain softly says, "Can ya check."
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "Right now.. no."
sH>
Amberain softly asks, "Why not?"
sH>
Xixtrataa just left.
sH>
The Xixtrataa disk goes off in search of its master.
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "Account closed, Bank account -$120."
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "I think cheas has them."
sH>
Jennyfer nods.
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "Only possible explination."
sH>
Elennia just opened a heavy backpack.
sH>
Elennia sighs.
sH>
Elennia just closed a heavy backpack.
sH>
The Xixtrataa disk arrives in the room, shivering violently. It then disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
sH>
Jennyfer frets.
sH>
The dim aura fades from around Amberain.
sH>
Lord Raissong just arrived.
sH>
Amberain buries her face in her hands.
sH>
Raissong rubs Amberain tenderly.
sH>
Jennyfer softly exclaims, "I'm ......... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!"
sH>
Raissong hugs Amberain, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "I'll try to get the other account on ASAP."
sH>
* Hellmot just bit the dust!
sH>
Amberain weeps softly, quiet tears falling from her eyes.
sH>
Amberain buries her face in her hands.
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "Thats only other place it could be."
sH>
Jennyfer softly says, "I checked everything."
sH>
Elennia stands up.
sH>
Elennia just went southwest.
sH>
Elennia just arrived.
sH>
Great Lord Splice just arrived.
sH>
Elennia meditates over Splice.
Elennia takes Splice's nervous system damage.
sH>
Elennia murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Elennia concentrates.
Elennia's nervous system looks better.
sH>
Elennia murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
Elennia concentrates.
Elennia's nervous system looks better.
sH>
Jennyfer softly exclaims, "I feel soooooooo bad!"
sH>
Jennyfer put a vivid purple locker manifest in her rose pink knapsack.
sH>
Jennyfer just closed an amethyst spidersilk cloak with two long back slits.
sH>
Elennia meditates over Splice.
Nothing happens.
sH>
A swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of Splice's spidersilk cloak and seals the opening in the cloak with their silk.
sH>
Speaking softly to Amberain, Jennyfer says, "Tomarrow durring work i'll call simutronics i think i can trick them into activateing account for 1 day."
sH>
Amberain softly asks, "Are you sure she has it?"
sH>stand
You come out of hiding.
You stand back up.
>
Jennyfer softly says, "No i'm not sure."
>
Kaig just arrived.
>
Kaig just went northwest.
>
Jennyfer softly says, "I dont remember what i did with it."
>
* Lumaco just bit the dust!
>
Amberain softly says, "It was a he,p satchel and a hemp backpack with all weapons,armor, shields...and i was bonded with my weapons."
>
Amberain softly says, "And all my rare perfume was in the satchel."
>
Jennyfer softly says, "If i cannot find it from there i'll petition to GMs."
>
* Vaalendei just bit the dust!
>
Jennyfer softly says, "Only other place it could be is with cheas though."
>
Amberain softly asks, "Can u assist right now?"
>
Amberain softly asks, "Since i gave it to you tol hold?"
>
Jennyfer softly says, "I can assist but.. will probably take a few days to get referal."
>
Amberain buries her face in her hands.
>
Jennyfer softly says, "I sent assist request."
>
Jennyfer softly says, "But could take a few days."
>
The layer of stone surrounding Jennyfer crumbles away.
>
Jennyfer softly says, "Tomarrow i'll check on cheas."
>
Jennyfer softly says, "If i can get it open."
>
Kaig just arrived.
>
Kaig just went southwest.
>
Lady Lolleia just arrived.
>
Lady Lolleia just went northwest.
>
Raissong removes a tall glass of strawberry daiquiri from in his flame-hued silk cloak.
Raissong offers Amberain a tall glass of strawberry daiquiri.
>
Amberain accepts Raissong's strawberry daiquiri.
>
Amberain tips her head back and empties a tall glass of strawberry daiquiri down her gullet!
>
Jennyfer softly says, "You know what lemme check my logs will take me some time to look through them."
>
The powerful look leaves Amberain.
>
Veko just arrived.
>
Veko says, "I."
>l
[Town Well]
The rough flagstone court winds around the old stone well, shaded by the overhanging branches of the nearby oak. Tufts of grass sprout between the stones, fed by the moisture from below. You also see the red Jennyfer disk.
Also here: Veko, The Holy Priest Splice, Elennia, Lord Raissong, Great Lady Amberain who is sitting, Great Lady Jennyfer
Obvious paths: southwest, northwest
>sw

[mgoddess]

Jennyfer softly says, "Account closed, Bank account -$120."

Jennyfer softly says, "I'll try to get the other account on ASAP."

Speaking softly to Amberain, Jennyfer says, "Tomarrow durring work i'll call simutronics i think i can trick them into activateing account for 1 day."

Jennyfer softly says, "If i cannot find it from there i'll petition to GMs."

Jennyfer softly says, "Only other place it could be is with cheas though."

Amberain softly asks, "Can u assist right now?"

Amberain softly asks, "Since i gave it to you tol hold?"

Jennyfer softly says, "I can assist but.. will probably take a few days to get referal."

Jennyfer softly says, "I sent assist request."

Jennyfer softly says, "But could take a few days."

Jennyfer softly says, "Tomarrow i'll check on cheas."

Jennyfer softly says, "If i can get it open."

Jennyfer softly says, "You know what lemme check my logs will take me some time to look through them."

[Town Well]
The rough flagstone court winds around the old stone well, shaded by the overhanging branches of the nearby oak. Tufts of grass sprout between the stones, fed by the moisture from below. You also see the red Jennyfer disk.
Also here: Veko, The Holy Priest Splice, Elennia, Lord Raissong, Great Lady Amberain who is sitting, Great Lady Jennyfer
Obvious paths: southwest, northwest
And you didn't send a REPORT... why?!

Talking out loud about OOC things like that outside of a table is really means for being pulled into a consultation lounge and for a talk with a GM. Hell, it would have done them something GOOD to be reported, would have gotten them somewhere faster than going with an assist and waiting for a referral.

*shudder*

[Tisket]

I just mock people behind their backs I don't snitch!

[CrystalTears]

Good grief that was horrible. And seeing Amberain's name just makes me twitch on general principle.

[Some Rogue]

The voice of Andraste asks, "What do you want, trouble?"
>
Arshwikk gives Sadrae a lingering kiss.

The voice of Andraste says, "And Sorchia, behave yourself."
(This is about her killing someone out of the blue)

Sorchia says, "Im an angel."
>
Sadrae exclaims, "And not me!"
>
Sadrae laughs!
>
Sorchia preens.
>
Sorchia cackles!
>
The voice of Andraste asks, "Yeah, yeah, what was that about earlier tonight?"


So much for GM's not being part of the game.

I'm sure she couldn't have given Sadrae her wedding invitations in private.

[Hips]

(Bhodili guesters and the world spins and twists and turns... streaching before you.. till it snaps back in place)

[Martaigne]

You should have to pass a grammar and spelling test before being allowed access to the "act" verb.

[Allereli]

I had someone use the act verb to overcome my demeanor today :(

[Khariz]

I had someone use the act verb to overcome my demeanor today :(

See...I kill people who do that:)

[Some Rogue]

I had someone use the act verb to overcome my demeanor today :(

Depending on the situation, I don't mind that so much. I think it's kinda stupid you can set an OOC flag and all of a sudden it tells me I am too scared of you to kick or punch you or whatever. Can't have an alter tell people what they feel but some flag a person sets can...

[thefarmer]

(Mery pretends to be a dead lynx. "Mroooooowr!", she squeals.)

[Tisket]

wtf, this is like the fourth time I've run into people being OOC by the well. Do they not realize that room is part of the game and not an OOC lounge? GM being OOC here:

>nw
[Town Well]
Sunlight streaming through a gap in the great oak's branches casts a bright spot on the flagstone court around the old well. A few flowering weeds thrive in the shadow of the well, adding a splash of color to the city corner. You also see a fat pocket mouse that is lying down.
Also here: GameMaster Auchand, GameHost Valyrka, Lockrebezz
Obvious paths: northeast, southeast
>
Lockrebezz quietly says, "I've never met kreek."
>l auch
You see GameMaster Auchand.
He appears to be a Caprica Humanoid Cylon.
He is slight and agile, and appears to be youthful. He has almond-shaped golden eyes and fair skin. He has short, wavy dark brown hair that is receding slightly in the front. He has an unshaven face, a classical nose and a small goatee.
He has a vague thrumming sound about his form, which resolves itself into the neverending echo of war-drums.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a blue rhimar snowflake hung from a pale silk ribbon, a silver-buttoned onyx velvet coat embellished with burgundy patterns along the lapels, a ruby-set old silver stickpin, a vivid crimson necktie, an opal-buttoned white silk shirt, a pair of raven wool trousers secured by a silver-buckled belt, and a pair of black leather shoes.
>
Auchand says, "And it seemed pretty clear earlier that you did not want him bothering you, enough to put in an ASSIST and a REPORT."
>l lockre
You see Lockrebezz.
He appears to be a Halfling.
He is shorter than average and appears to be young and untried. He has sparkling ale-brown eyes and tanned skin. He has a bald head. He has a straight nose and a generous mouth.
He has a lustrous dark steel stud in his right eyebrow.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a shadowy black nightmare skull, some interwoven blue veniom and black leather scale armor, a shadowy black burglar's cloak, a shadowy black weapons harness slung over his shoulder, and a braided elven leather satchel slung over your shoulder.
>hide
Roundtime: 10 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>
Lockrebezz points at you, ruining your hiding place.
R>
Lockrebezz reaches out and holds Auchand's hand.
R>
Lockrebezz's group just went northeast.
>ne
[Town Well]
An old wooden bench rests in the shade next to the well, nearly covered by a low-hanging oak branch. A few townspeople and merchants relax and chat in the cool, shaded air, taking a break in their errands or simply wasting time.
Also here: GameMaster Auchand, GameHost Valyrka, Lockrebezz
Obvious paths: southeast, southwest
>'my that must have been hard
You say, "My that must have been hard."
>roll eyes
You roll your eyes.
>
Lockrebezz's group just went southwest.
>hide
Roundtime: 7 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
HR>sw
You come out of hiding.
[Town Well]
Sunlight streaming through a gap in the great oak's branches casts a bright spot on the flagstone court around the old well. A few flowering weeds thrive in the shadow of the well, adding a splash of color to the city corner. You also see a fat pocket mouse that is lying down.
Also here: GameMaster Auchand, GameHost Valyrka, Lockrebezz
Obvious paths: northeast, southeast
>
Lockrebezz just disappeared.
>
Auchand gestures and a shaft of scintillating light jumps out of the sky and engulfs him. When the light recedes Auchand is no longer there.
>
Valyrka just disappeared.
>
The pocket mouse stands up.
The pocket mouse scurries southeast.
>l
[Town Well]
Sunlight streaming through a gap in the great oak's branches casts a bright spot on the flagstone court around the old well. A few flowering weeds thrive in the shadow of the well, adding a splash of color to the city corner.
Obvious paths: northeast, southeast
>ne
[Town Well]
An old wooden bench rests in the shade next to the well, nearly covered by a low-hanging oak branch. A few townspeople and merchants relax and chat in the cool, shaded air, taking a break in their errands or simply wasting time.
Obvious paths: southeast, southwest
>hide
You fail to slip into hiding.
Roundtime: 10 sec.
R>

[Tisket]

lol I just noticed:

You see GameMaster Auchand.
He appears to be a Caprica Humanoid Cylon.

A BSG fan.

[Elvenlady]

Gweniveer softly says, "RT.. sorry!! acanth on the bench."

:club:

[Khariz]

Foogly whispers, "Wow. XXX is rping the ultimate Idiot RP move."
s>peer foog
You peer quizzically at Foogly.
s>
Foogly whispers, "What 1 thing is the dumbest thing ever you could rp?"
s>whisper foog pregnancy
You quietly whisper to Foogly, "Pregnancy."
s>
Foogly nods to you.
s>
There is a faint beating from the troll heart inside the necklace you wear.
s>act performs a Michael Dorn facepalm.
(Madmountan performs a Michael Dorn facepalm.)
s>
Foogly snorts.
s>
Foogly falls over.
s>
Foogly rolls around on the ground laughing hysterically!
s>
Foogly sits up.

[Myx]

wtf, this is like the fourth time I've run into people being OOC by the well. Do they not realize that room is part of the game and not an OOC lounge? GM being OOC here:.



lol I just noticed:

You see GameMaster Auchand.
He appears to be a Caprica Humanoid Cylon.

A BSG fan.


That doesn't really count as bad roleplaying. GM's are inherently OOC. Anything and everything they do is OOC. They are never required to be IC unless controlling a merchant.



Lockrebezz points at you, ruining your hiding place.
R>
Lockrebezz reaches out and holds Auchand's hand.
R>
Lockrebezz's group just went northeast.


On top of that they
1. were in a room with no one else
2. left the room after you came in, hid and they pointed at you
3. left for a gm hideaway when you followed.

Seriously? I'm not all for everything a GM ever does, but the GM did nothing wrong here. GM's don't roleplay.

[Tisket]

On top of that they
1. were in a room with no one else

I was there. How else did I see the first comments.


3. left for a gm hideaway when you followed.


Which is what I feel they should have done to begin with. Just lazy that they didn't bother at the outset imo.


That doesn't really count as bad roleplaying. GM's are inherently OOC. Anything and everything they do is OOC. They are never required to be IC unless controlling a merchant.

Wasn't complaining about the Caprica BSG reference, simply commenting on it. I am a huge BSG fan. I do however, think GM's should try to be more IC at all times. That's just me though.

[thefarmer]

Assists/referrals don't normally go to the consultation lounge.

[Tisket]

I'll take your word for it. I've had a total of one assist ever but I was pulled into a lounge for it.

[Fallen]

Assists are usually answered by GH's, who I don't think can call you up into the lounge. Referals are by GMs.

[Tisket]

Assists are usually answered by GH's, who I don't think can call you up into the lounge. Referals are by GMs.

Both a GM and a GH were present at the well.

[Fallen]

Likely a trial/teaching process for the GH to be monitored by the GM or something.

[thefarmer]

Depends on who's onduty, and the technical difficulty of the problem.

I've had run-of-the-mill assists answered by GMs. I've also had referrals dealt with in game. (One while I was running around Skull temple)

[diethx]

So why didn't they just leave the room when she hid? What the fuck was the point of ruining her hiding first? Just to be a douchebag? Seems pretty pointless to me if the whole plan was to walk out anyway.

[MotleyCrew]

I'd say 9 times out of 10, they do not take you to a consultation lounge.

The polite thing to do would have to just left the fucking room, would that of been so hard?

And yes, GM's and GH's are OOC/OOG entities within GS, they are not expected to act nor dress in character.

[Tisket]

The polite thing to do would have to just left the fucking room, would that of been so hard?


I rest there hidden a lot. My character was something like level 8 or 9 at the time. I didn't expect to hide unnoticed in front of the person who pointed me out let alone a GM and GH.

Why would I need to leave a room I regularly afk in while hidden again? Get real.

[Tisket]

If your comment was directed at me that is. Not sure since you didn't specify. If not...sorry. lol.

[MotleyCrew]

Nope, it was directed at you :) Fuck me if I'm wrong, but there are other rooms in the well area, it would have been just as easy, and polite, to move one room away and then hide.

[Tisket]

Nope, it was directed at you :) Fuck me if I'm wrong, but there are other rooms in the well area, it would have been just as easy, and polite, to move one room away and then hide.

Well, that's a moronic statement. I'm hardly going to change my everday behavior and normal resting room for a group of assholes who can't even be bothered to use whispers (which would have been the "easy and polite" thing for THEM to do) when talking out of character.

So yes, fuck you very much.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

IMO the GM and the person the GM was helping should have just moved and not done shit. Pointing out Tisket was a douche bag kind of move.

GMs are OOC entities though so I am a huge proponent of them trying to stay out of "public" areas in their GM personas if at all possible.

[100% Wool]

(Ylde gives xeromist a rude gesture with his middle finger)

[TheWitch]

<<I'm gonna do what I wanna do - roughly Tisket.>>

Because it would have killed you to type NE or to stop following, ffs?
No ones suggesting you go to Solhaven.

GM's and GH's will ask you to move to a table or other private place, if you aren't already there. The player may have refused. Then you follow (!!!) and keep trying to hide, no wonder they went to the lounge.

Sorry, Tisket. You were being the jerk here, not them.

[diethx]

<<I'm gonna do what I wanna do - roughly Tisket.>>

Because it would have killed you to type NE or to stop following, ffs?
No ones suggesting you go to Solhaven.

GM's and GH's will ask you to move to a table or other private place, if you aren't already there. The player may have refused. Then you follow (!!!) and keep trying to hide, no wonder they went to the lounge.

Sorry, Tisket. You were being the jerk here, not them.

Yeah, because it would've been so hard for that guy to move without pointing her out of hiding first. He was in no way being a jerk.

[TheWitch]

Yea, because when two assholes decide to be assholes in the same place, one is less of an asshole than the other somehow?

Right.

Fine, they were both assholes. Better?

[diethx]

Yeah, how dare she fucking walk into a room that she normally rests in and hide. How DARE she. What an asshole.

[TheWitch]

She walked into the room, to find a GM, GH and another player.

It's called having a little respect for the fact this isn't a console game you play by yourself. One move, problem solved.

But somehow her being in that particular room is more important than that players problem, whatever stupid crap it might have been. I see.

[CrystalTears]

Seeing as the GM/GH were the OOC entities and were obviously going to engage in an OOC conversation, it should have been done in whispers and they should have gone somewhere completely private like a home or table.

I don't see why someone who is just minding their own business should have to conform to the OOC participants.

[TheWitch]

Seeing as the GM/GH were the OOC entities and were obviously going to engage in an OOC conversation, it should have been done in whispers and they should have gone somewhere completely private like a home or table.

I don't see why someone who is just minding their own business should have to conform to the OOC participants.

That's not the point.

The point is, would it have really killed her to not make a pest out of herself?

Instead of coming here and complaining about OOC entities being OOC?

It's called courtesy.

I don't disagree, the host and GM probably should have taken it elsewhere. What she, and you and I for that matter, don't know is that they may have been whispering exactly that to the other player.

[diethx]

How the hell did she make a pest out of herself? By ignoring that OOC party like they tell you to, and hiding in a room she normally hides in? You're pretty retarded, seriously.

[TheWitch]

How the hell did she make a pest out of herself? By ignoring that OOC party like they tell you to, and hiding in a room she normally hides in? You're pretty retarded, seriously.

She followed them.
That's retarded, and being a pest.
And you're retarded for not seeing that.

[ViridianAsp]

So why didn't they just leave the room when she hid? What the fuck was the point of ruining her hiding first? Just to be a douchebag? Seems pretty pointless to me if the whole plan was to walk out anyway.


Because people steal at the well.

Two, it was evident that he was in a referral. courtesy is usually to move along, not follow and run your mouth.

three, GMs are an OOC entity.

Four, I think all manner of assists and referrals should be done in an outside place in the game. I do agree on that.

[DaCapn]

(Ylde gives xeromist a rude gesture with his middle finger)

Yup, the people in that troupe have been hamming it up all over Mule today (at least I think that's the group I've been seeing)... and they're not the only ones! (I edited out some grinning, chucking, pouting, juggling equipment, etc)

Yollia says, "We can do plane 1 I suppose."
Somersby says, "We can do the bowels too."
Yollia says, "No."
Yollia says, "That we can't do."
Yollia says, "At least I can't."
Somersby says, "Draccor does."
Yollia says, "I don't like dying quickly then being laughed at for it."
Yollia exclaims, "Making fun of a brawling for not being able to kill things made out of stone!"
Somersby says, "That problem is your stance."
Yollia asks, "What?"
Somersby says, "I can stand in the bowels and hunt in advanced all day without a scratch."
Somersby says, "Elemental defense is pitiful."
Somersby says, "Elders are jarls are a different story though."
Somersby says, "If I cant sleep em, I run."
Yollia says, "Swing at me."
Somersby swings a closed fist at Yollia!
With no room to spare, Yollia manages to parry the blow with her vultite fist-scythe!
Somersby swings a closed fist at Yollia!
AS: +55 vs DS: +224 with AvD: -5 + d100 roll: +81 = -93
A clean miss.
Yollia says, "That's in advance."
Yollia says, "With zero magic."
Somersby says, "Ya."

Edit: This was at the well, BTW.

[Tisket]

She walked into the room, to find a GM, GH and another player.

It's called having a little respect for the fact this isn't a console game you play by yourself. One move, problem solved.

But somehow her being in that particular room is more important than that players problem, whatever stupid crap it might have been. I see.

Not only are you a moron, but OTHER morons point and laugh at you and feel glad that they aren't as stupid as you. That is your niche in life. Enjoy it.

[Tisket]

Because people steal at the well.

Two, it was evident that he was in a referral. courtesy is usually to move along, not follow and run your mouth.


You may be stupid enough to try stealing in an almost empty room with two GMs present but I am not.

And I followed only because that asshole pointed me out then left the room anyway. Why not take the fucking high ground and leave the room or proceed with your assist in whispers. THAT would have been the courteous thing.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

KJ>
Daec softly says, "Moar mana."
KJ>

Daec softly says, "Moar."
KJ>
You feel more refreshed.
KJ>
Daphren says, "I'm tapped."
KJ>
Kithor says, "No, her soul got um, traded from what I hear and then she disappeared."
KJ>

*slow clap*

[Fallen]

What is with all the god damn fucktards showing up at the fountain of late?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

What is with all the god damn fucktards showing up at the fountain of late?

I have no idea.

I don't think you were around when people gathered there to sing to their shiny pieces of broken obsidian and assorted other gems worth about 10 silver (if that) a piece.

[Praefection]

Maybe they got chased off the Dais? ;)

[TheWitch]

Not only are you a moron, but OTHER morons point and laugh at you and feel glad that they aren't as stupid as you. That is your niche in life. Enjoy it.

You're really a class act, aren't you.
:tool:

[Tisket]

You're really a class act, aren't you.
:tool:

In the space of your last five posts you called me: a asshole, a retard, a pest, a jerk, and rude.

And you are surprised when I respond in kind? Once again you have succeeded in proving you are a moron.

[Warriorbird]

I think spying on referrals has to be one of the most boring things one could do in GS.

[thefarmer]

Weiser [General]: "Could someone get Kend she just got experience."
Weiser [General]: "Someone give her one of those fancy gem things. I will pay."

[LadyLaphrael]

Weiser [General]: "Could someone get Kend she just got experience."
Weiser [General]: "Someone give her one of those fancy gem things. I will pay."

It's nice to see him saying something that's not fired off of a macro, though, FREE, east of pawnshop and down walkway.

[g++]

I think spying on referrals has to be one of the most boring things one could do in GS.

I guess you have never been to the rogue guild.

HAHAHA

No but seriously this game is made of tedium.

[Some Rogue]

I guess you have never been to the rogue guild.

HAHAHA


QFT

There is nothing quite like needing one rep in a game of slap hands and losing 10 in a row....

[GS4Ranger]

It's nice to see him saying something that's not fired off of a macro, though, FREE, east of pawnshop and down walkway.


I believe you are referring to the Monday, Tuesday, and Sunday events that the BWs hold. Some of those are macro'd, but more often than not, the message is different every week.

[LadyLaphrael]

I believe you are referring to the Monday, Tuesday, and Sunday events that the BWs hold. Some of those are macro'd, but more often than not, the message is different every week.

I'm referring to what he fires off what seems like every 15 minutes every day of the week. Doubley-so whenever anyone else mentions their availability for picking. He was actually far worse when he spent his time in the east tower, firing off the exact same statement anytime anyone walked into the room. That wasn't a comment against the Black Wolves, but against the player himself.

[SolitareConfinement]

>Auruy says, "Boy i tell you these lands sure have changed...my older brother lost 50 trains for no reason ....people charge for spells......wonder if its even worth coming back."
>Auruy chuckles.



this was at VC in vaalor btw

[g++]

Well if he wasnt convinced were all assholes yet, hopefully somewill will steer him here to confirm his suspicions.

[SolitareConfinement]

Well if he wasnt convinced were all assholes yet, hopefully somewill will steer him here to confirm his suspicions.


isn't there enough jackasses roaming this board?

[Stanley Burrell]

isn't there enough jackasses roaming this board?

(aren't)

[SolitareConfinement]

nit-pick... **twitch**

[GS4Ranger]

I'm referring to what he fires off what seems like every 15 minutes every day of the week. Doubley-so whenever anyone else mentions their availability for picking. He was actually far worse when he spent his time in the east tower, firing off the exact same statement anytime anyone walked into the room. That wasn't a comment against the Black Wolves, but against the player himself.

I stand corrected. Thought you were referring to the BWs, the clan that I am a very proud and defensive member of. I don't get much free time to play anymore, so I'm kinda sporadic on here as well.

Atleast I get to read what's going on while I can't play, which is why I joined.

[DaCapn]

Having found a trap on the coffer, Herektir begins to attempt to disarm it...
Herektir suddenly grimaces as something goes horribly awry.
You see a small flash from the keyhole and Herektir's body jerks from a massive electrical shock...
... 70 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys
* Herektir drops dead at your feet!
The focused look leaves Herektir.
The ghostly voice of Herektir says, "Damnit."
The ghostly voice of Herektir says, "I hate fumbles."

Shortly thereafter...

Having found a trap on the trunk, Herektir begins to attempt to disarm it...
Herektir nods with satisfaction.
Herektir says, "'oh of course."
Herektir says, "Now i get the outstanding try."

[Khariz]

(Devinica meditates over Kasanova. Seeing as how she's not an empath - she's unsuccessful.)

[thefarmer]

Aliria [General]: "Selling a black spiked leather leather collar, great for Goths, slaves, and those who are hip. mb 50k."
You (Focused to Aliria) [Merchant]: "OOC We don't have "Goths" in this game."
Aliria [Merchant]: "What game?"

[SolitareConfinement]

:facepalm:

[Methais]

:facepalm:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/Worf_notagain2.gif

[thefarmer]

Libras [General]: "Kin I pee off the side of the ferry er will the ferryman heasr it."

[BriarFox]

Holy shit, Methais. That is one HELL of a facepalm.

[Asile]

Holy shit, Methais. That is one HELL of a facepalm.

Used for only the most deserving of moments.

[Xiandrena]

Biloprulop says, "And i only stare at women that i know have a boyfriend or are married.... or i think they are."
>
Biloprulop chuckles.
>
You ask, "Why?"
>
You act puzzled.
>
Biloprulop shrugs his shoulders, lifting his wings slightly.
>
Biloprulop asks, "Their pretty?"
>
Biloprulop chuckles.
>
You say, "Stare at the single ones then."
>
You say, "So they stare back."
>
Biloprulop says, "I dunno what ones are single."
>
Biloprulop thrashes around on the ground.
>
You ask, "Ask?"
>
Biloprulop sits up.
>
Biloprulop flails his arms about.
>
Biloprulop says, "I get shy."
>
Biloprulop sighs.
>
You say, "They might think you're a stalker, but you might get lucky and find a ...nice girl."
>
Biloprulop says, "I get shy around single, beautiful women."
>
Biloprulop frowns.
>
You say, "Yes well...staring at them isn't likely to help."
>
Biloprulop asks, "What am i sopposed to do then?"
>
Biloprulop flails his arms about.
>
You say, "Talk to them, ask them to go hunting... I don't know, buy them cookies? I have no clue what you men do."
>
Mardith chuckles to herself.
>
Biloprulop mutters i-bash-shit.
>
Biloprulop frowns.
>
You bury your face in your hands.

[Khariz]

Props for the IG facepalm.

[Adalie]

Biloprulop says, "And i only stare at women that i know have a boyfriend or are married.... or i think they are."
>
Biloprulop chuckles.
>
You ask, "Why?"
>
You act puzzled.
>
Biloprulop shrugs his shoulders, lifting his wings slightly.
>
Biloprulop asks, "Their pretty?"
>
Biloprulop chuckles.
>
You say, "Stare at the single ones then."
>
You say, "So they stare back."
>
Biloprulop says, "I dunno what ones are single."
>
Biloprulop thrashes around on the ground.
>
You ask, "Ask?"
>
Biloprulop sits up.
>
Biloprulop flails his arms about.
>
Biloprulop says, "I get shy."
>
Biloprulop sighs.
>
You say, "They might think you're a stalker, but you might get lucky and find a ...nice girl."
>
Biloprulop says, "I get shy around single, beautiful women."
>
Biloprulop frowns.
>
You say, "Yes well...staring at them isn't likely to help."
>
Biloprulop asks, "What am i sopposed to do then?"
>
Biloprulop flails his arms about.
>
You say, "Talk to them, ask them to go hunting... I don't know, buy them cookies? I have no clue what you men do."
>
Mardith chuckles to herself.
>
Biloprulop mutters i-bash-shit.
>
Biloprulop frowns.
>
You bury your face in your hands.

You missed the other night when he had an engagement ring on the bench in TC, hoping that someone would pick it up so he could "trick them into marrying him". Guess I shoulda logged that.

[NocturnalRob]

You missed the other night when he had an engagement ring on the bench in TC, hoping that someone would pick it up so he could "trick them into marrying him". Guess I shoulda logged that.

hahahahah...that's actually pretty funny.

[Allereli]

Bilo cracks me up. dude wears like 20 sheaths and no armor. I asked him where his armor was, he said it was too heavy. He was trying to wear full plate at level 1.

[Tisket]

I like him.

[Khariz]

Malkave [Merchant]: "Plur! Plur! The forbidden dance!"
Plur [General]: "Did someone say....Forbidden Dance?"
Giuil [General]: "Ooosh! Ooosh! Ooosh!"
Iglaseus [General]: "I think so."
Lunaryna [General]: "No!"
Druesyla [General]: "I know, Plur is the coolest geezer I know."
Arellia [General]: "Tis time, Plur, tis time."
Malkave [Merchant]: "Ooosh! Ooosh! Ooosh!"
Rocksand [General]: "Yes you should do the forbidden dance but dont look at me to rub oils on your bare bottom!"
Lillandra [Merchant]: "I'm thinkin' I rubbed my amulet at the wrong time."
Lunaryna [General]: "You did."
Arellia [General]: "Most likely, aye, you did."
Iglaseus [General]: "I rub mnie all the time."
Rocksand [General]: "Rub your what?"
Iglaseus [General]: "My amulet."
Rocksand [General]: "Phew."
Arellia [General]: "Aye, I married a rubber."
You [General]: "Oh yeah...well the Ferryman tirelessly works the pole. That dude is a hard worker."
Rocksand (Focused) [General]: "Roflmao!"

[BriarFox]

Rocksand is a lost cause. They should create a squelch command specifically for her.

[Winter's Kiss]

God that Forbidden Dance makes me want to cringe when someone just MENTIONS it.. It's not right man.. totally not right.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Speaking in Elven, you say, "Whisper OOC Telare The herbalist's assistant in Ta'Illistim, Jhiseth, is working on a concoction that requires some ambrominas leaf found in Teorainn Dale near Ta'Illistim. These samples must be in pristine condition. You have been tasked to retrieve 9 samples."
K>'l
Speaking in Elven, you say, "L."
K>'stare
Speaking in Elven, you say, "Stare."


GUESS WHO ACCIDENTALLY TOGGLED AUTO-SPEAK?

[iJin]

Omg I'd die if I did that. Hahaha.

[iJin]

Vaalor is filled with pervs.

(Kestlar takes a quick measurement to forge a chastity belt in the forge tonight!)

[GSKynthelig]

Vaalor is filled with pervs.


I thought that was the reason people liked it there?

[Praefection]

I don't like it there? :)

[ViridianAsp]

Speaking in Elven, you say, "Whisper OOC Telare The herbalist's assistant in Ta'Illistim, Jhiseth, is working on a concoction that requires some ambrominas leaf found in Teorainn Dale near Ta'Illistim. These samples must be in pristine condition. You have been tasked to retrieve 9 samples."
K>'l
Speaking in Elven, you say, "L."
K>'stare
Speaking in Elven, you say, "Stare."


GUESS WHO ACCIDENTALLY TOGGLED AUTO-SPEAK?

Hate when that happens could be worse...like slipping while giving someone a handjob through whispers and instead saying it aloud in a large crowd worse.

[thefarmer]

Sadiyah [General]: "Coming into tsc for healing almost dead."
Sadiyah exclaims, "Hurry!"
Sadiyah says, "I had EIGHT blood."

[Martaigne]

Hate when that happens could be worse...like slipping while giving someone a handjob through whispers and instead saying it aloud in a large crowd worse.

Does that happen to you often? Hrrrrrm?

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

Does that happen to you often? Hrrrrrm?

I thought that was a reference to the Clusterfuck Auction Tsin and Co. hosted a while back?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I think my worst moment was when I went to OOC Chat something on Psinet, and I put "Signal' in before the whole phrase.

Luckily it wasn't anything too terrible but Arulisse told Kayse and someone else that she loved taco bell but wishes she could get some real Mexican food once in a while, via CoL signals.

[Shari]

I'm thinking you should close your account and give me all your alters after those two snafus. You fail at GS RP.

::flees::

[iJin]

hahah shari. :heart:

[ViridianAsp]

I thought that was a reference to the Clusterfuck Auction Tsin and Co. hosted a while back?

It was.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm thinking you should close your account and give me all your alters after those two snafus. You fail at GS RP.

::flees::

I'll be the best dressed bitch in the consultation lounge!!

[thefarmer]

Ilustria [General]: "Is anyone with Guennhafyr?"
Faustlin [Merchant]: "Heading that way."
Ilustria [General]: "Thank you! she's a diva."

[SHAFT]

Loknkey just arrived

That's retarded.

[Lainie]

Speaking to you, Frengan says, "Thanks. brb."

[Enceladus]

On the Solhaven amunet, out of nowhere...

You hear the faint thoughts of Taveron echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "Rubber and sweat... add love gravy and you have a used jimmy."

You hear the faint thoughts of Taveron echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "OH MY GOSH."

You hear the faint thoughts of Taveron echo in your mind:
[Merchant]: "Please please please forgive that."

[Makkah]

Psinet totally improves the RP-atmosphere of Gemstone. Totally.

[Drisco]

lol.

[inkonjeans]

Killidian says, "And can cause damage to your target if you hit them with it."

Kammero says, "They are spiked.. they will cause harm to people that sweep/kick."

Gutzider says, "They are valuable."

You groan.

You bury your face in your hands.

Nadja says, "Oh, that's interesting."

[Methais]

You bury your face in your hands.

I like how facepalm is slowly taking over GS lately.

[inkonjeans]

I like how facepalm is slowly taking over GS lately.

I think its more of things causing facepalms are slowly taking over GS. Wait, no...no, your right. We always had idiots.

[Some Rogue]

Ok, I'm just not seeing it...what was so bad about that?

[thefarmer]

Ok, I'm just not seeing it...what was so bad about that?



Kammero says, "They are spiked.. they will cause harm to people that sweep/kick."


Probably that

[CrystalTears]

I see that more as a typo thing since it's said fast together anyway. I wouldn't construe this as a bad roleplaying moment.

[Some Rogue]

Ah, I totally missed that...but if you heard someone saying that, it would just come out as sweep kick. Not exactly that bad imo.

[CrystalTears]

Jinx!

[thefarmer]

True, but then you get into the..

Bob says, "Hai! I luv u! Will u B my frnd 4evr? U will? Hawt! KTHXBAI"

Methais buries his face in his hands.


Then...


Methais gestures and utters a phrase of magic.

Methais casts at Bob.

Bob is immolated into a pile of burned body parts resembling an upside down goatse

[CrystalTears]

Yeah, a slash inbetween words is exactly the same thing.

[thefarmer]

Yeah, a slash inbetween words is exactly the same thing.

You think a slash is ok because it's said fast, so my example is also ok because when it's said fast, it sounds correct, then yes, it is the same thing.

[CrystalTears]

I'm not going to argue the semantics of this because it's obviously just opinion that ONE slash isn't the same as purposely doing l337-speak for a whole sentence.

Maybe you should stick to not proving that items in boxes don't affect NPC locksmith rates. :tongue: