Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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67% of fall fatalities are among people aged 75 years or older.

To be fair, this is a group of people who'd die from a particularly strong gust of wind or finding out Matlock was canceled decades ago.

Exactly... that's why all stairs and multi-story buildings must be destroyed ASAP. I don't get why this is so hard to get the other side to understand.

Also - 70% of all Covid deaths are 65 and up... not sure why people are so worried about it then... you know? It's just old people...