Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...230855250.html

"Apple TV+ production starring Natalie Portman faces violent threat in Baltimore"

"According to a statement from the Baltimore Police Department that has since been disputed, "the locals" warned producers of the forthcoming series "Lady in the Lake" that they would "come back later this evening [and] shoot someone" if they didn't stop filming in the 200 block of Park Avenue. The Baltimore residents then told producers that they would "allow the production to continue" if the producers paid them $50,000, police said Sunday afternoon."

ROFL ... how them liberal policies working out? Good.. fuck hollywood elites, let them deal with the mess they support and think won't affect them.

[drumpel]

“If we elect two more senators, we keep the House and Democrats, we’re going to get a lot of unfinished business we’re going to get done. Folks, look, we’ll codify Roe v. Wade. We’ll ban, we’ll ban assault weapons. We’ll protect Social Security and Medicare. We’ll pass universal pre-K. We’ll restore the Childcare Tax Credit. We’ll protect voting rights. We’ll pass election reform and make sure no one, no one, ever has the opportunity to steal an election again!” -President Joe Biden

Um....is....is Biden telling us that he stole the election?

[Methais]

Um....is....is Biden telling us that he stole the election?

Biden always says the quiet parts out loud if you let him speak for long enough.

[Suppressed Poet]

“If you want to fight against the government of a country you need a F-15 (fighter jets). Something a little more than a gun.” -Joe Biden

Let us explore the truth of that statement… Our failed prolonged wars of long occupation in places like Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan tell a different story. Those illiterate peasant combatants had little more than rusty AK-47s & a will to fight, and yet they gave us hell.

[Suppressed Poet]

“Did you realize the bullet out of an AR-15 travel five times as rapidly as bullet shot out of any other gun?” -Joe Biden today

You can’t make this shit up…

[Tgo01]

“If you want to fight against the government of a country you need a F-15 (fighter jets). Something a little more than a gun.” -Joe Biden

Democrats: We almost lost our democracy to a bunch of unarmed rioters!!!1!!!111!
Also Democrats: LOL! You'll never defeat the US government with a gun because we have fighter jets! So just give up your weapons!

[Shaps]

https://nypost.com/2022/08/29/fed-up...eless-problem/

"Fed-up San Francisco businesses vow to stop paying taxes over homeless problem"

LOL... how those Dem policies working out? Did wonders in Detroit, Chicago, and New York... looks like San Fran is next.

How many cities can Dems destroy before the masses realize how ignorant and pathetic they are?

At this point, I think this country is going to have to hit "rock bottom" like a drug addict... before the ideologues realize what jackasses they really are.

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/californi...011739898.html

"California asks residents to avoid charging electric cars amid historic heat wave"

ROFL... good thing they passed that bill outlawing gas cars in less than 12 years. The fucking morons.

[Methais]

“If you want to fight against the government of a country you need a F-15 (fighter jets). Something a little more than a gun.” -Joe Biden

Let us explore the truth of that statement… Our failed prolonged wars of long occupation in places like Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan tell a different story. Those illiterate peasant combatants had little more than rusty AK-47s & a will to fight, and yet they gave us hell.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I think he was talking to Ukraine, advising them to give up.