AIM snippets

[AestheticLife]

Sounds like Bob.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Your obsession with Bob is disturbing.

[AestheticLife]

Your obsession with Bob is disturbing.

Two posts = obsession?

:wtf:

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

It was retarded in the prom thread, it's even more so here.

Cel is correct. You try way too hard.

[ElvenFury]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/kittyno/luckycharms.jpg

Did someone say lucky charms?

[Clove]

[15:36] Brother: i think a big part of the issue is this: we don't really have many modern examples of diverse post-colonial people groups emerging with unified, stable, effective governments except where extreme and prolonged brutality is involved
[15:37] Clove: I blame that on educating females.
[15:38] Brother: it's a problem that needs to be solved; we've taken a rather appalling stab at it that has involved repeated dehumanizing violations of our own moral codes and curious ambivalence as to the rule of law
[15:38] Clove: We want democracy to be the goal and there's too many opinions. Before women could read, there were less perspectives. Easier to manage. Just sayin'

[4a6c1]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/kittyno/luckycharms.jpg

Did someone say lucky charms?

:spaz:

I want to be best friends with that oomba loompa.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Guys, if you ever feel bad about your sex life just be glad you are not this fucker. This is possibly the most emo anyone has ever been towards me. I know the last part of me trolling him is needlessly cruel but JFC. He's IMed me emo-ly and gotten the same response other times, I don't get why he persists. I think he's masochistic.

First time seeing this. You have to know this person, in person, right? No amount of friendship with someone I'd never met would be enough to endure that black hole of a person sucking the life from anything it touches.

[Tisket]

Cel is correct. You try way too hard.

AL = Neff

[Methais]

AL = Neff

I never knew that.
http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/archives/Blank-Facepalm.gif

[Cephalopod]

AL = Neff


I'm gonna go ahead and guess, based on AL's naginata fetish, that he's PBJT...

...

Obscure memory recall + 2 minutes searching = lol. Of course, I could be wrong...

...

[Tisket]

Of course, I could be wrong...

^

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

First time seeing this. You have to know this person, in person, right? No amount of friendship with someone I'd never met would be enough to endure that black hole of a person sucking the life from anything it touches.

Yeah, I know him IRL. We never talk on AIM anymore because he's like Eeyore on emo steroids and I can't take it.

I get getting down on yourself once in a while but there's only so much I can take the whole "I'LL NEVER FIND LURVE AND BE HAPPY!!1" bitchfest before it grows old.

[Clove]

He reminds me of Marvin the Robot...


Marvin: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.

[ElvenFury]

Yeah, I know him IRL. We never talk on AIM anymore because he's like Eeyore on emo steroids and I can't take it.

I get getting down on yourself once in a while but there's only so much I can take the whole "I'LL NEVER FIND LURVE AND BE HAPPY!!1" bitchfest before it grows old.
Granted, I only know your online persona, and not the RL you, but if I had to list the things I could hope to get from you in order of expected quality, boobs would easily top it out, and sympathy would come in at around #1632. You just don't seem the type (not that that's a bad thing).

Just saying, it sounds like he was barking up a very wrong tree.

[Clove]

Choose boobs.

[Cephalopod]

She offered to let me sob into her bosom. Does that count as sympathy or boobs?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm actually a pretty emotional person.. I just temper it by only showing it for people that I feel deserve it. When I care for someone and they suffer I have a lot of compassion. It ends though when the person uses it to justify continual shitty behavior, or is continuously in emotional ruins because they are incapable of grabbing themselves by the boot straps and getting on with life. And even then, I subscribe to the 'cruel to be kind' school of thought in that regard.. I think when people are wallowing too long in their own misery they benefit a lot more from a kick in the ass and not being coddled than the reverse.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

She offered to let me sob into her bosom. Does that count as sympathy or boobs?

Only if you hire me as your assistant. I LIKE MONEY, DON'T FORGET THAT PART.

[Cephalopod]

Only if you hire me as your assistant. I LIKE MONEY, DON'T FORGET THAT PART.

Right, I forgot. :(

[Drew]

Scott: Move to NJ. You can meet J baby, or Z Shawn, or whatever other trash is on that show you love

[Methais]

Methais: thanks for hanging onto my giant anus btw ;-)
Liagala: lol
Liagala: my pleasure

[Farn]

Baelog: But, yeah. I'm a huge Pro-Giantman person.
Baelog: Dude, your a big-ass 7'5 motherfucker that's built like a brickhouse and have a metric fuckton of Health and Stamina
Baelog: I play Baelog like he's some 7'5 superhero looking badass motherfucker
Baelog: Him being a Warrior and a Master of GoS only helps that fact.
Baelog: I walk into town, bleeding from my head, neck, both arms, both legs, chest, back, and stomach.
Baelog: Like, bleeding a lot
Baelog: I'll yawn, behave normally, even wait until others have finished healing.
Baelog: And you know why? Cuz I can
Baelog: I have 285 health
Baelog: Sigil of Health and Sigil of Concentration from Sunfist is just...GOOD
Baelog: You think Baelog takes shit from anyone? Hah
Baelog: He gives shit to anyone he wants, he don't care
Baelog: I love being a Giantman because part of your roleplay is that you are the biggest baddest motherfucker walking around.
Baelog: It's believeable
Baelog: Like, a Gnome trying to do that? Not believeable
Baelog: A Human? Maybe
Baelog: Giantman? Expected, bitch

[Methais]

Baelog: I love being a Giantman because part of your roleplay is that you are the biggest baddest motherfucker walking around.

I always pictured Giantmen in GS looking like Steve.
http://www.steve-wilkos.com/Steve-Wilkos.jpg

Even if their description say they have long black hair and a grizzled beard, they still look like Steve.
http://www.steve-wilkos.com/Steve-Wilkos.jpg

STEVE!!!!!!!!
http://www.steve-wilkos.com/Steve-Wilkos.jpg

[Asrial]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T5l4T1v6mz4/ScB5YxyZ1_I/AAAAAAAABFs/Uhd8QxTvFt4/s400/8726a73d.jpg

[Fallen]

Rimalon [2:18 A.M.]: We must stick it to the man.
VinMac [2:18 A.M.]: Seems unnecessary.
VinMac [2:19 A.M.]: I leave the man sticking to Rimalon.
Rimalon [2:20 A.M.]: Fair enough!

[Khariz]

Baelog: But, yeah. I'm a huge Pro-Giantman person.
Baelog: Dude, your a big-ass 7'5 motherfucker that's built like a brickhouse and have a metric fuckton of Health and Stamina
Baelog: I play Baelog like he's some 7'5 superhero looking badass motherfucker
Baelog: Him being a Warrior and a Master of GoS only helps that fact.
Baelog: I walk into town, bleeding from my head, neck, both arms, both legs, chest, back, and stomach.
Baelog: Like, bleeding a lot
Baelog: I'll yawn, behave normally, even wait until others have finished healing.
Baelog: And you know why? Cuz I can
Baelog: I have 285 health
Baelog: Sigil of Health and Sigil of Concentration from Sunfist is just...GOOD
Baelog: You think Baelog takes shit from anyone? Hah
Baelog: He gives shit to anyone he wants, he don't care
Baelog: I love being a Giantman because part of your roleplay is that you are the biggest baddest motherfucker walking around.
Baelog: It's believeable
Baelog: Like, a Gnome trying to do that? Not believeable
Baelog: A Human? Maybe
Baelog: Giantman? Expected, bitch

This is funny to me because I'm pretty sure I've had nearly this same conversation with someone about Madmountan, though at the time I was intoxicated, and I said CoL instead of GoS.

Anyone who has ever healed Madmountan after a really good bout knows what I mean.

[Stry]

Being a giantman does you no good if you get yourself banned. ;)

Maybe he'll learn to stop stroking his own ego in game...or in public...wait...

[Delias]

I, a fat man, argue with an even fatter girl about physical superiority. It may be the dumbest conversation I've had all year.

(5:44:00 PM) Me: last week I literally moved 18 tons of gravel with a shovel and a wheelbarrow.
(5:44:02 PM) Me: I still win.
(5:44:18 PM) Her:: you think
(5:44:38 PM) Me: uh, 36,000 pounds of gravel in two days is something I'm pretty damn sure you can't top
(5:44:39 PM) Me: =]
(5:45:42 PM) Her:: and who do you think has helped do all that sort of shit here? Umm...yeah. me.
(5:46:08 PM) Me: Whatever you say
(5:47:03 PM) Her:: well you're wanting a pissing contest and I am the one who did our gravel drive here. but I was like 8 years younger. but still.
(5:47:17 PM) Her:: so don't be mad when I say I can piss at least as far as you. :-p
(5:47:21 PM) Me: You can't
(5:47:25 PM) Me: you can't even come close
(5:47:31 PM) Me: and that's just science
(5:47:44 PM) Her:: whatever
(5:48:01 PM) Me: men = physically superior to women
(5:48:03 PM) Me: case fucking closed
(5:48:19 PM) Her:: Hah. Okay in your dreams deary
(5:48:35 PM) Me: No, in every respectable experiment ever documented
(5:48:52 PM) Me: If you don't believe me, lets fight
(5:48:58 PM) Her:: okay. you man. you special. ohhh, I cower you're so greate.
(5:49:30 PM) Me: seriously, some things are not open to debate. Black men will always beat me at basketball, asians will always beat me at math, and I will always be physically superior to you
(5:49:39 PM) Me: =]
(5:49:49 PM) Her:: fuck youl you don't even know me
(5:49:53 PM) Me: you get childbirth and multi-tasking
(5:50:06 PM) Me: I don't need to
(5:50:23 PM) Me: its not like you're a female body builder or athlete, which is what you'd basically have to be
(5:50:38 PM) Her:: oh jesus.
(5:50:39 PM) Her:: men.
(5:51:00 PM) Me: what, do you want to webcam pushups or something
(5:51:30 PM) Me: I am out of shape and I am still stronger and quicker than most of the people around me.
(5:51:41 PM) Her:: yeah well guess what. Ditto.
(5:51:45 PM) Her:: and I'm old. so there.
(5:51:48 PM) Me: yes, but you are still a woman
(5:51:52 PM) Me: and everyone around you is old and infirm =]
(5:52:01 PM) Her:: no they're not.
(5:52:44 PM) Me: I don't even know how this is something you doubt, that men are physically more capable than women
(5:53:16 PM) Me: its the main reason society dictates we aren't allowed to hit you =]
(5:53:38 PM) Her:: Well, when I can outperform most of the men I know in physical shit, I kinda feel that's not accurate to generalize

[Methais]

Xeniphite1: being drunk sucks
Xeniphite1: last night me and a buddy picked up two hot chicks
Xeniphite1: we got their numbers
Xeniphite1: but it turns out we were too drunk so were stupid as hell
Xeniphite1: we entered our numbers into their phones, but instead of actually dialing, we just gave the phones back to them
Xeniphite1: so now we don't have their numbers
Xeniphite1: PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

[Stry]

JG 2:16 pm
a friend of mine just purchased a 900 dollar bong
wtf
I mean, it's cool as shit, and more art than a pipe, but holy effing fuck
I'm never letting him hear the end of this

Lord Strydyr -
lol, a fucking $900 bong...
ROFL
That's the best thing I've heard all day...

[Methais]

Xeniphite1 10:52 pm
You should dress up as an orc for halloween and just go door to door just yelling KEK

[Delias]

11:47pmLori
so I want a baby. you have one, so your stuff works. wanna freeze a cup of jizz and send it to me? :D

no strings attached. just need your business.

11:48pmMe
well

11:50pmLori
fine fine. don't do me this LITTLE BITTY favor. ;-)

11:51pmMe
I didn't say no

what are you genetically predisposed to?

11:52pmLori
there is a family history of cancer. that's about it that i know of

11:54pmMe
you know how expensive artificial insemination is right? Just using a turkey baster isn't that effective. =]

11:55pmLori
hey, I read a whole article about having a baby on your own just a few weeks ago. Sperm banks will send you your purchase and you can insert it at home.

11:55pmMe
well how will you support this baby?

11:55pmLori
if you've rather do direct deposit, we can talk to your wife and see about that, but I'm fine with a baster. :-p

11:56pmMe
=]

11:56pmLori
You have a lot of questions for somebody who just gotta jizz in a cup

11:57pmMe
My baby batter is precious

11:57pmLori
lmao

11:58pmMe
it is. My genetic code is the only thing that is uniquely mine in all the world

11:59pmLori
well I'm only taking part of it. the rest just gets "lost" sheesh.

I asked Thomas....he's awful quiet. he might be afraid I'm serious.

12:00amMe
you are at least half serious

12:00amLori
i want one, i'm totally jealous of al lthese people who keep popping up saying them have one. but I know I can't right now

Today
12:06amMe
well

my sperm is precious. That is all.

12:07amLori
oh, and my eggs aren't? I'll have you know, I only have so many of them. you keep making more sperm.

12:07amMe
You're the one asking for a donation, not me.

12:08amLori
I figured you waste enough of it, you could toss some of it in a cup

12:09amMe
depends on the purpose. You're asking me to breed illegitimate children... which is alright for the right reasons and if the genetic factors are ok =]

12:09amLori
I'm asking you to put some jizz in a cup and walk away.

if I was giving you head you wouldn't mind putting it in my stomach so why not let me put it elsewhere? :-p

12:10amMe
breeding purposes

12:14amMe
I am very particular about procreation

which is why I didn't have a kid until I was almost 30

12:15amLori
oh, and I do it willy nilly? Which is why I got so many babies running around. :-p

12:16amLori
hey man, I'm smart. I'm really smart. So are my parents. My REAL parents. stepmother is a tool. but I got lots of brains. Yeah, I'm fat but hell, my parents weren't. I just cmae out that way. I got smart jeans to pass on. I'd have a smart ass little baby.

and with you as the daddy, it would be a SMART ASS for sure. hahaha

12:17amMe
well

just so you know, I come from a history of mental illness.. The geniuses who walked too close to the line, basically.

12:18amLori
why am I trying to sell you on jokingly giving me your sperm for my fake baby?? I shouldn't have to sell anybody

12:18amMe
because you are only half joking

=]

you would love to have my baby, my sperm is awesome.

12:18amLori
haha

Having your baby would be weird.

Me
you're the one asking for sperm

12:20amLori
its a JOKE

12:20amMe
riiight

12:20amLori
having my friend's baby would be weird. I would have ot buy some stranger's jizz

12:22amMe
shrug

take your chances then

=]

12:22amLori
ya know w hen I was younger, I had guys just giving me that shit for free when I didn't want it. and now....where are they

12:22amMe
prison

[Khariz]

best conversation ever

[thefarmer]

11:56pmLori
You have a lot of questions for somebody who just gotta jizz in a cup

11:57pmMe
My baby batter is precious

12:22amLori
ya know w hen I was younger, I had guys just giving me that shit for free when I didn't want it. and now....where are they

12:22amMe
prison

Best two exchanges.

[Drew]

She wants to pass on her jeans I see.

[Delias]

Best two exchanges.

She claims she didn't laugh when I said "Prison". I have no idea how anyone could keep a straight face through that.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Lady Adriata: I SURVIVED
NachosDLC: Awesome.
NachosDLC: You made it back with a) your quarters b) your kitty litter and c) your new cat box?
Lady Adriata: yes
NachosDLC: Awesome.
Lady Adriata: some guy asked me if I wanted to go grab a cup of coffee or something, while I was waiting in the check out line.
NachosDLC: "Yeah, lets head over to Starbucks with my giant box of cat litter and litter box."
Lady Adriata: "Yeah lemme just tuck this litter pan and bucket of cat litter under the cafe table here!"
NachosDLC: "Go ahead and get me a latte, I'm just gonna set this up so I can pee when we're done."

[Abilene]

Best two exchanges.

Have to agree.

[Gnome Rage]

hr ---- is offline 7:51 pm
[Offline IM sent 17h and 25m ago] arg
[Offline IM sent 17h and 24m ago] apparently my not realizing that the broads I was talking to were semi-females means I lose all control'
[Offline IM sent 17h and 21m ago] wow, I was so sexy when I tripped myself to bed
[Offline IM sent 17h and 21m ago] me in my boxers
[Offline IM sent 17h and 20m ago] I bet you looked amazing, really I am sorry I missedi it, you kow that
[Offline IM sent 17h and 20m ago] I had girls tonight that didn't care about my winking, can you believe that! didn't care!
[Offline IM sent 17h and 19m ago] You know this hurs me...
[Offline IM sent 17h and 19m ago] You' know your warth more than this to me.
[Offline IM sent 17h and 18m ago] I fought, I fouhgt so hard for her, we fought you know we fought, we fought with all our hearrt
[Offline IM sent 17h and 15m ago] Thank you
[Offline IM sent 17h and 15m ago] thank you for posting that brave "You care" post
[Offline IM sent 17h and 15m ago] I tried to post a reply, but I don't knwo they accepted it
[Offline IM sent 17h and 14m ago] I rated you 5 stars
[Offline IM sent 17h and 13m ago] hey.. i need to lay down, if I gave you my phone number, would you call me for a lttle bit?
[Offline IM sent 17h and 13m ago] ###-###-####
[Offline IM sent 17h and 6m ago] .3
[Offline IM sent 17h and 5m ago] that oaky?
[Offline IM sent 8h and 30m ago] erm.. how do I unsend a bunch of stupid drunken IMs?


Names have been removed to protect the GUILTY

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

hr ---- is offline 7:51 pm
[Offline IM sent 17h and 25m ago] arg
[Offline IM sent 17h and 24m ago] apparently my not realizing that the broads I was talking to were semi-females means I lose all control'
[Offline IM sent 17h and 21m ago] wow, I was so sexy when I tripped myself to bed
[Offline IM sent 17h and 21m ago] me in my boxers
[Offline IM sent 17h and 20m ago] I bet you looked amazing, really I am sorry I missedi it, you kow that
[Offline IM sent 17h and 20m ago] I had girls tonight that didn't care about my winking, can you believe that! didn't care!
[Offline IM sent 17h and 19m ago] You know this hurs me...
[Offline IM sent 17h and 19m ago] You' know your warth more than this to me.
[Offline IM sent 17h and 18m ago] I fought, I fouhgt so hard for her, we fought you know we fought, we fought with all our hearrt
[Offline IM sent 17h and 15m ago] Thank you
[Offline IM sent 17h and 15m ago] thank you for posting that brave "You care" post
[Offline IM sent 17h and 15m ago] I tried to post a reply, but I don't knwo they accepted it
[Offline IM sent 17h and 14m ago] I rated you 5 stars
[Offline IM sent 17h and 13m ago] hey.. i need to lay down, if I gave you my phone number, would you call me for a lttle bit?
[Offline IM sent 17h and 13m ago] ###-###-####
[Offline IM sent 17h and 6m ago] .3
[Offline IM sent 17h and 5m ago] that oaky?
[Offline IM sent 8h and 30m ago] erm.. how do I unsend a bunch of stupid drunken IMs?


Names have been removed to protect the GUILTY

Dying @ semi-females :rofl:

[Raeyanii]

Raeyanii: i just chugged my apple juice like it was a beer
Raeyanii: THATS GONNA PUT HAIR ON THE CHEST
Syberus: apple juice makes my tummy hurt
Syberus: every time
Raeyanii: I dont know why I get so much joy out of typing in caps
Syberus: but I can eat apples.. and drink apple cider
Syberus: but apple juice r bad
Raeyanii: aww apple juice is my favorite. fuck orange juice. OJ makes my tummy hurt.
Syberus: whenever i buy juice it's generally some cranberry form
Syberus: since i can get it in "light" which is still 28% juice but only 40 calories
Raeyanii: cranberry keeps your kidneys clean
Raeyanii: so you can pee good
Raeyanii: or something
Syberus: yay i r pee like a champ

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

NikkiTheUnicorn: Also I will bring some sort of booze.
HS: Mags is making sangria and margaritas
NikkiTheUnicorn: I don't show up at anyone's house without booze.
HS: Don't make me bring sunny d and mango tequila
HS: LOL
NikkiTheUnicorn: I love that we're all in our 20's and 30's and like
NikkiTheUnicorn: LIMEADE AND TEQUILA, FUCK YEAH
HS: SLEEPOVER!!!!
ab: I am totally going to raid my dad's booze cabinet before, don't worry guys
NikkiTheUnicorn: My older brother is gonna buy us some natty ice and popoff!!1
HS: ahh memories

[Methais]

Xeniphite1 10:03 pm
man
i pwned my coworker so hard the other day
he bought the iPhone4 and he showed it to me
so i used the browser and loaded gay porn on it and gave it back to him
apparently it's saved on the cache now or he has spywaqre on it
cause now it keeps popping up
Xeniphite1 10:04 pm
so it's happened twice now where his wife was playing with his phone and gay porn would pop up
and now she thinks he might be gay
Mwahahahahahahahaha

[Drew]

NikkiTheUnicorn: My older brother is gonna buy us some natty ice and popoff!!1
HS: ahh memories



http://www.gobuywine.com/images/P/popov.jpg is upset

[Stanley Burrell]

Dude: oh hey, I'm finally in shattered
Dude: level 10. almost 11
Me: How the fuck is it 12:00?
Me: What the heck.
Me: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
Dude: it is 12 o clock
Me: Christ.
Me: Whenever I work, it takes time out of my day that I'm not working.
Me: And then, I have less time.
Me: There is no time.
Me: We need to blow up the moon.
Dude: lol
Me: I don't know what good that will accomplish but...
Dude: Ask Nasa if they could make a nuclear weapon, blast off to the moon, set a time bomb
Me: I think it still will be kind of cool and people might have a memorial for the Moon, which might mean I get the day off.
Me: Nah, if NASA does it, it won't be a terrorist act.
Me: Then I probably will have to still go to work.
Me: I dunno.
Me: This is pretty complicated.
Me: It's just the Moon, but...
Me: I dunno.
Dude: uh huh...
Me: So why can't we blow up the moon?
Dude: From nearby, you hear Michaelous yell, "Its ok i wont kill you!"
s>
A placid monk arrives, looking just a tad guilty for doing so.
s>
Ifor pauses briefly for breath, then launches into an energetic bridge of sound.
s>yell lies!
From nearby, you hear Michaelous yell, "What did you hunt?"
s>
You belt out, "Lies!"
s>yell not telling! ;D
You belt out, "Not telling! ;D!"
Dude: this dude trying to kill me...
Dude: sadly for him, I could use mind jolt if he swings at me
Me: Michaelous is such a piece of fossilized archeopteryx turd that words other than ancient creatures and their feces fail to express how badly he sucks.
Dude: you saw him to?
Me: In Prime.
Me: He is gay.
Dude: lol
Me: Like. Of much suck.
Me: Of other man's genitals.
Me: I hate him.
Me: Agh.
Me: Why'd you have to taint my IM window with his name.
Me: ARRRGH.
Dude: I'm sorry man
Me: I need to stay focused though.
Me: How do we kill Superman?
Me: Wait.
Me: No sorry, the Moon.
Dude: wow
Me: How do we make it explode.
Dude: um, one question...
Dude: are you partial drunk?
Me: No, I'm bored and pissed as hell that I have to go to sleep or I'm going to look like shit tomorrow.
Me: I really need to be drunk.
Me: God, sorry I'm just having this train of consciousness and failing to take anything you're typing with an iota of seriousness.
Me: Sorry.
Dude: it's fine
Me: I just want to see the moon or a planet explode.
Me: In our solar system.
Dude: hey
Dude: hey
Dude: nother question
Me: Frickin' Jupiter has Io and that crap spews out molten fucking sulfur.
Me: That doesn't do anything for us.
Me: We need to blow it up and capture it with high-tech recording devices.
Me: What nother question?
Dude: what's your name in shattered?
Me: Pedobear, I think.
Me: I haven't played in 2983902803293890389028903829038 years though.
Dude: lol
Dude: my dude's name is Sorcerery
Dude: yes, he is a sorcerer
Me: Man.
Me: Why didn't you make him a warrior?
Dude: because
Dude: mind jolting people brains out
Dude: is fun
Me: Well, then you should name him "Warrior."
Me: Except that name's already taken.
Dude: yeh
Me: So just name him, something like, Bruce.
Me: Maybe Duane.
Me: Or Roger.
Dude: or pancake
Me: Pancake is O.K., but think big.
Me: Pancakes.
Dude: think big and funny?
Me: Hmm.
Me: Well, I don't think there's a plural of pancakes.
Me: That's another thing that pisses me off.
Dude: know what makes me mad?
Me: You can't double pluralize words that are already plural.
Dude: having to go pure in shattered at level 10
Me: Ex-girlfriends who are psychopaths?
Dude: and channels 702
Dude: on a lesser orc
Dude: and wait for like a few minutes
Dude: to kill it
Me: And then, you don't know whether to fap to them or be pissed because they cheated you out of money and you saw it happening and did nothing?
Me: ...Oh, yeah orcs suck.
Dude: dude, even on a gnoll worker
Dude: still
Dude: can't hit it
Dude: and my cs is like 55
Me: Well, that's because gnolls are pretty good
Me: *Good.
Me: Against magic.
Me: Sorcs usually have a gnoll as their Nightmare critter.
Me: Because of gnolls' intrinsic magic resistance.
Me: It's tied in and somewhere in the official documentation somewhere, I forget where.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

[14:12] NachosDLC: I feel like I should know who Rihanna is. I thought she was a horse goddess.

[iJin]

Nachos DLC: One beer a day!
Nachos DLC: You know, it's... almost... maybe.. healthy.
iJin: one beer is 10,000 neurons
iJin: THINK ABOUT YOUR NEURONS
Nachos DLC: I don't care about my neurons.
Nachos DLC: I don't care.
iJin: Does it have the Geebees?
Nachos DLC: My neurons print fucking money?
Nachos DLC: I don't care.
iJin: They are mother-fucking-indestructible!
Nachos DLC: My neurons can build me a custom island then turn into a jet and take me there?
Nachos DLC: I don't care.
iJin: Your neurons can turn into a genie and grant 3 wishes, even if one of those wishes are for more neurons!
Nachos DLC: I don't care.

[Celephais]

The proton mass of a single 12oz beer is 2.29579515e+26, since the ratio of neutrons to protons in stable atoms usually about 1:1-1.6:1, we'll go with 1.3:1 and say that there are approximately 1.147897575e+26 neutrons in a beer.

Neutrons.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The proton mass of a single 12oz beer is 2.29579515e+26, since the ratio of neutrons to protons in stable atoms usually about 1:1-1.6:1, we'll go with 1.3:1 and say that there are approximately 1.147897575e+26 neutrons in a beer.

Neutrons.

I don't care.

[Abilene]

How come I never get entertaining drunk IM's!

All I ever get is SPAM IMs of all things.
Hi sweetie sorry this SN is broken, IM me at my other name sexpot6969

[Delias]

(11:36:05 AM) me: look, the fire axe is the pinnacle of axe technology
(11:36:15 AM) Scott: "pinnacle of axe tech"
(11:36:22 AM) Scott: did you eat a Percocet?
(11:36:26 AM) me: no, it really is
(11:36:28 AM) me: its amazing
(11:38:05 AM) me: fiberglass haft can take like 500lbs of torque, the pick on the back is great for pulling down doors and barricades and can even hold a firefighter off the ground if he is sliding down a roof
(11:39:39 AM) me: its basically the best axe ever made
(11:39:53 AM) Scott: um
(11:40:00 AM) Scott: you know WAY too much about axes
(11:40:37 AM) me: Yeah well, everyone has a favorite tool
(11:40:44 AM) Scott: lol not saying it

[nub]

lacemuch: hi
nubulator9: hey, so yeah, I'm wondering what made you a recent convert, as I am sort of a recent unconvert haha
nubulator9: and it had to do with personal stuff too, sort of, I can share it, though it probably wouldn't be good for you to hear
lacemuch: well
lacemuch: I have always believed in God
lacemuch: its really hard not to
nubulator9: uh huh..
lacemuch: met this neighbor of mine and her husband maybe end of Feb/beginning of March
lacemuch: she was nice but she was like REALLY religious okay
nubulator9: sounds like my mother
lacemuch: so anyway a couple weeks ago now..end of july I was putting out the trash and I bump into her
lacemuch: im like oh great...
lacemuch: but I was nice to her, I'm not a mean person
lacemuch: sO as I was going to leave she says to me okay i know you really need to go but i just have to tell you this one thing...
lacemuch: and she was focus, direct at me...
nubulator9: uh huh..
lacemuch: she said jesus wanted me to tell you"there are great things coming for you, you are just in a turning point in your life, and stop worrying because the guy situation will work itself out, its not time for you yet, but you wont get divorced like your parents did, they were good people it just wasn't cut out for them"
lacemuch: and i was like
lacemuch: uh
lacemuch: ok
lacemuch: but she kept going shes like "its not time for you to focus on that right now, because jesus wants to be part of you rlife, he has always been a part of your life but you are not giving him as much as he wants and he loves you very much because you are such a good person"
lacemuch: this lady doesnt know me... she didnt know my parents were divorced or ANYTHING
nubulator9: over 50% of marriages end in divorce, and most girls your age have guy problems, but go on
lacemuch: so?
lacemuch: shes not a psychic
nubulator9: well here's the thing, it's the same thing that psychics do though to get money, what she's doing, she believes
nubulator9: she is doing the best, from the bottom of her heart
nubulator9: my mom is the nicest person in the world, and it's probably because of her faith in Jesus/God
lacemuch: nah I went back and saw her on saturday
lacemuch: she knew other things lol
lacemuch: but I'm not even telling you anymore because you think its fake
lacemuch: and I think it was Jesus
lacemuch: because she never said it was her knowing those things
lacemuch: Jesus wasn't make believe
lacemuch: yes the bible was written by man
nubulator9: i know, the Bible said he was real
lacemuch: but it is his word
nubulator9: the Bible was put together by the catholic church, it did not exist until the church put it together
nubulator9: the person who wrote parts of the Bible said it is his word
lacemuch: the Bible was not put together by the catholic church...the catholic church came after
nubulator9: the books were written before, all separate, the catholic church picked which books to put in the Bible
nubulator9: and called it the Bible
lacemuch: where do you get your information?
lacemuch: do you study religion?
nubulator9: yes
nubulator9: I did in college
nubulator9: my mother couldn't answer the questions, so I stopped asking, because it would upset her
nubulator9: she would answer with "its gods will, or gods plan", you know like, why did God let Hitler be born
nubulator9: if God is all knowing, why did he allow Satan to exist, why did he create him knowing he would cause people to go to hell
lacemuch: God lets everyone be born it is their will to be good or evil
nubulator9: if he created us with free will knowing we would go to hell, I would have rather not been created
lacemuch: you are not supposed to ask these questions of your mom
lacemuch: or me
lacemuch: you are supposed to ask HIM!
lacemuch: Man does not have all the answers
lacemuch: even the most devout christian would not be able to answer your questions
nubulator9: why can't we question God? because someone wrote not to question him?
nubulator9: if I wrote that God told me yesterday that you were supposed to marry me, and that you would laugh at me for saying that
nubulator9: and you laughed, then it would be the word of god
nubulator9: nevermind sorry, this is dumb of me
lacemuch: I've asked for answers
lacemuch: and I get them
lacemuch: so maybe you are not being receptive
lacemuch: if you have a closed mind to begin with you will not get the answers you are looking for
nubulator9: I was a devout christian all my life
lacemuch: no person can give you answers I have found that out
nubulator9: when these questions popped up
lacemuch: doesn't matter
lacemuch: people have doubts
lacemuch: everyone has doubts that is what faith is about
nubulator9: yes but, it's stuff like, genesis, when is it you take the Bible literal
nubulator9: when do you take it at face value, and when is it not literal
lacemuch: who does that?
nubulator9: who does what
lacemuch: takes the bible literal such as genesis
nubulator9: many christians do, my brothers do, my mother does
nubulator9: so then are you supposed to take the book of Matthew literal?
lacemuch: maybe you need a different church
lacemuch: I don't think you are supposed to take anything literal
nubulator9: then when the Bible says that jesus rose and three days and died for our sins, is that a part you are supposed to take literal?
lacemuch: what is the belief of all christian denominations??
lacemuch: there you said it
nubulator9: but why is that part literal
nubulator9: if you can believe in that supernatural happening, why can't you believe in the super natural in genesis
lacemuch: its literal in a sense but also very symbolic
lacemuch: everything has a reason
lacemuch: for being written
lacemuch: its not just nonsense
lacemuch: do not kill???
lacemuch: do not steal??
nubulator9: the Bible is not the only religion that teaches that
lacemuch: even if it is NOT literal it is a guideline, a basic concept to be followed
lacemuch: well if you look at all religions, they are all similar
lacemuch: they have differences
lacemuch: but same principles
nubulator9: you believe some supernatural happens, but not others?
lacemuch: I believe in supernatural
lacemuch: people that don't are fooling themselves or are just not lucky enough to have experienced it yet
lacemuch: and they will, and then they will believe
nubulator9: like you don't believe that god created the earth in 7 days, 6,000 years ago, but you believe he died on the cross, rose from thdead
nubulator9: and speaks to people now?
lacemuch: there's only so much explaining away you can do
lacemuch: Its totally possible he could have created it in 7 days
lacemuch: you don't know what he can do, do you?
lacemuch: to say that he didn't
nubulator9: I know there is proof that the earth is older than 6,000 years old
lacemuch: maybe he created the world many times over and over and destroyed it many times, over and over?!
nubulator9: there is no proof of that
lacemuch: why do you need proof?
lacemuch: there's no proof that he didn't.
nubulator9: because then we are just sheep and will believe anything as long as someone said "god said this"
nubulator9: there is proof that the earth is older than 6,000 years old, the Bible suggest the earth is only 6,000 years old
lacemuch: actually, nowadays the sheep are the nonbelievers
lacemuch: to tell you the truth
lacemuch:
nubulator9: so the people that believe proven data are sheep, but the people who believe someone because "god told me" are not?
lacemuch: yes maybe *this* version of the earth is only 6000 years old
lacemuch: maybe just like microsoft, God makes many different versions =P
nubulator9: but there is proof that there were humans on the earth 10,000 years ago
lacemuch: okay maybe there was another bible too and it got destroyed
nubulator9: lol
lacemuch: there's no proof that it isnt so
lacemuch: the dark ages hello
lacemuch: everything was destroyed
nubulator9: and the new Bible is a total lie then?
lacemuch: that stuff happens
lacemuch: so take your proof and shove it lol
lacemuch: I didn't say its a lie. I think it goes with this version of the Earth
nubulator9: huh what?
lacemuch: You have no proof that God DOES NOT exist
nubulator9: of course not
lacemuch: You have no proof that he DOES exist
lacemuch: and what is the definition of FAITH?
nubulator9: there is also no proof that the flying spaghetti monster doesn't exist either
nubulator9: it's believing in something that can't be proven
lacemuch: If there were proof, you wouldn't need faith, would you?
lacemuch: It wouldn't be a test would it?
nubulator9: so whenever there is proof, the christians jump all over it and say "hey look"
lacemuch: Everyone would go to heaven.
nubulator9: who said there is a test
lacemuch: There is ALWAYS a test!!
nubulator9: that would be great if everyone went to heaven
lacemuch: You are always being tested
lacemuch: Why would you want everyone in heaven? Hitler?
nubulator9: why would god create someone knowing full well he is going to hell
lacemuch: Hitler would go to heaven.
lacemuch: .......
lacemuch: I thought you were a christian?!!!1
nubulator9: so, he is going to send someone to hell for eternity, for choices made in someone's life for 70 years
nubulator9: I was a christian
nubulator9: until I found out that every argument is circular
lacemuch: sins can be forgiven thats why Jesus died for us
lacemuch: but not if you don't believe
nubulator9: sucks for anyone who never hears the "good word"
lacemuch: and I'm sure there's something when you are judged about Genocide
lacemuch: and that being a no on heaven
nubulator9: the way you believe about jesus, is the same way muslims believe about mohammed and allah, in fact
lacemuch: probably go down the old trash chute
nubulator9: they believe SO MUCH that they kill themselves
lacemuch: Irrelevant point
lacemuch: Next lol
nubulator9: it just means that faith is not something that is good
lacemuch: If that's what you believe.
nubulator9: well it can be good, but someone's "strong faith" is affected by their surroundings
lacemuch: All I know is when I talk to him and I ask him for answers or really, anything...I receive it
lacemuch: and I'm 22 years old, I have a great apartment, great job, great car
lacemuch: and I did it all myself (with help ^^ )
nubulator9: so should I thank god that I have the same?
lacemuch: yes
lacemuch: always
nubulator9: what if I didn't have it
nubulator9: should I thank him for the other things I have
lacemuch: then you pray for it
lacemuch: ask to receive it
nubulator9: what if there were four people in a burning building, only 1 one was saved, did God protect that 1 person, or did he fail to protect
lacemuch: always be thankful...you know it works both ways
nubulator9: the other 3
lacemuch: sometimes its like this
lacemuch: people fight harder to stay alive than others
lacemuch: you've never heard of crossing to the other side
lacemuch: or any stories about it?
nubulator9: sure
nubulator9: people who do drugs shrooms/acid do it all the time
lacemuch: Ok some people want to stay and some people want to go back to their families
lacemuch: I've heard it from people near death experiences - non believers.
lacemuch: not just religious fanatics
nubulator9: and it all comes back to Jesus?
lacemuch: Your life? Not always...in the case of murder
lacemuch: that's not Jesus at all
nubulator9: God allowed it to happen
lacemuch: There are many forces working in the world
nubulator9: people enslaving women, god created the people who are the slave owners
nubulator9: in romans it says to respect your slave master, even if he is crule
lacemuch: Allowed it to happen? So if you go and you crash your car into someone....that's Gods fault?
nubulator9: of course it is his fault, he created me, he created the materials for the car
nubulator9: he knew it would happen
lacemuch: You had NO free will?
nubulator9: he created time, he created space, he created the events to happen
nubulator9: I had free will within his plan
nubulator9: it was his plan for me to crash
lacemuch: God gave us will power and the power to make decisions - these are our tests
nubulator9: he knew I would crash, it was his will to give me the knowledge of how to drive, knowing the outcome of me knowing how to drive
lacemuch: There is not a plan for everything in that sense
nubulator9: so God is not in control of everything?
lacemuch: No! Man has to make decisions and then face the consequences... what do you think sin is?
lacemuch: I thought you studied religion??
nubulator9: I did, I studied the Bible
nubulator9: I took the old and new testament in college
lacemuch: Umm okay you seem to not know much though you have a one track mind
lacemuch: and its "God controls everything" like we are dolls or something and thats not how it is
lacemuch: He sees everything. We control our own lives
nubulator9: so God is not in control, it says in the Bible he is though
lacemuch: He controls what happens after we leave Earth
lacemuch: where?
nubulator9: looking it up
lacemuch: I have never even read the Bible but I can offer better views on religion than you. Yours are so pessimistic.
nubulator9: its not being pessismistic, religion is the practice of the faith, religion is tradition
nubulator9: I have read the Bible many times
lacemuch: and what is it you are looking for/
lacemuch: more reason to prove its fake?
lacemuch: why dont you just get rid of it then.
nubulator9: what is it I am looking for where
nubulator9: I have not read the Bible again since I lost faith in it
nubulator9: I think there are some good things to live by that are in the Bible. JEsus in the Bible teaches a lot of good things that help peopl
nubulator9: live well together, I have no problem with that
lacemuch: why do you think God even created Jesus
lacemuch: because man was so bad
lacemuch: and God kept destroying us
lacemuch: I would do the same thing
lacemuch: and if it weren't for Jesus he would have already killed us all
lacemuch: the world is so bad right now
lacemuch: and we are losing faith... you tell me not having faith is a good thing?
nubulator9: when was the world better?
lacemuch: keep letting science rule the world... we will have disease and sex and war
nubulator9: when has the world ever been better than it is right now
lacemuch: The world was better when there was less divorce, less promiscuity, less technology
nubulator9: when was this?
lacemuch: people actually DID thigns with each other, no online dating
lacemuch: RECENTLY
lacemuch: this century!!!!
nubulator9: so how many years ago was the world better?
lacemuch: im not going to go look up statistics and dates for you
nubulator9: let's go by half centuries
lacemuch: but even as recently as the 40s and 50s
nubulator9: 40's and 50's were HORRIBLE
lacemuch: really?
lacemuch: right.
nubulator9: 40's. WW2, 40's and 50's segregation
lacemuch: as far as relationships go?
nubulator9: people were killing blacks because they were black
nubulator9: civil rights movement didn't happen till 1958
nubulator9: blacks were 2nd class citicens
lacemuch: at least people valued marriage
lacemuch: and there was no such thing as a booty call
lacemuch: maybe even go back farther but whatever
nubulator9: at the cost of blacks being 2nd class citezens?
nubulator9: 1900's slavery
nubulator9: the Bible said slavery was ok
nubulator9: the world was constanlty at war all the time
lacemuch: what is your goal here?
nubulator9: sex was always rampant
lacemuch: im don
lacemuch: done
lacemuch: going to bd
nubulator9: k =(
lacemuch: you didnt win, I still believe in jesus
nubulator9: knight night
nubulator9: hey
lacemuch: sorry you don't but I will pray for you
nubulator9: I was just telling you the world is not going bad, or getting worse

[nub]

I pissed this girl off

[Delias]

I pissed this girl off

I would love to give you some feedback, it's just really, really long. It's aim Snippets. Snippet denoting a short block of text.

[nub]

I would love to give you some feedback, it's just really, really long. It's aim Snippets. Snippet denoting a short block of text.

I'll snippet up more later, or even now.

[Asha]

Aww I miss sending AIM bots to people.

[IorakeWarhammer]

nubulator9: the way you believe about jesus, is the same way muslims believe about mohammed and allah, in fact
lacemuch: probably go down the old trash chute
nubulator9: they believe SO MUCH that they kill themselves

bro I think Muslims believe in self-defense enough to defend themselves. a lot of what you see in the news is propaganda, or possibly .0001% of muslims just being radical. humans tend to radicalize ideologies under certain conditions.

but yeah, dying for your right to your land is probably a good thing

[IorakeWarhammer]

nubulator9: it just means that faith is not something that is good

let me tell you. faith, when utilized properly, encourages people to display an elevated level of manners. everyone struggles with this, including me. but, this is the jihad against the soul, as we call it. it is considered the greatest jihad, far more than war.

Muhammad said: "the main message of this messenger is good character."

[Asha]

? and ?

[Cephalopod]

wtf just happened here...

[Sean of the Thread]

My poop

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Lady Adriata has entered the room.
Liagala has entered the room.
Nachos DLC (1:39:34 PM): Come, females. Come!
Tijay2000 has entered the room.
Nachos DLC (1:39:38 PM): Oh, and him.

[nub]

nubulator9: the way you believe about jesus, is the same way muslims believe about mohammed and allah, in fact
lacemuch: probably go down the old trash chute
nubulator9: they believe SO MUCH that they kill themselves

bro I think Muslims believe in self-defense enough to defend themselves. a lot of what you see in the news is propaganda, or possibly .0001% of muslims just being radical. humans tend to radicalize ideologies under certain conditions.

but yeah, dying for your right to your land is probably a good thing

hey the point of me bringing up muslims was just to show her that faith in her god isn't what makes it correct since there are people of other faith that have stronger "faith" or convictions than others. Or the point being... what makes her more than the other.

[Delias]

[Sun Aug 15 2010 10:29:29 PM] Ard:
I loves him okay, he makes me all mushy

[Sun Aug 15 2010 10:33:49 PM] Me: I didn't think a girl who liked guys could be considered gay, but you just proved me wrong.

[Sun Aug 15 2010 10:33:52 PM] Me: Way to break new ground.

[nub]

nubulator9: not sdure what I want to eat
nubulator9: going to see what I got, brb
Roane Merrifield is available (9:45:53 PM)
Roane Merrifield: glad to hear that
nubulator9: nod!
Roane Merrifield: 124603 of 1446698
Roane Merrifield: almost in the top 100 thousand
nubulator9: of
Roane Merrifield: folding @ home
nubulator9: my internet explorer no longer pops up
nubulator9: folding huh
Roane Merrifield: you have it on your PS#
Roane Merrifield: 3
Roane Merrifield: but you never use it
nubulator9: i don't get it
Roane Merrifield: you have a folding client on your ps3
Roane Merrifield: that you should use to fold with
nubulator9: oh WERD
Roane Merrifield: so that when we're old
nubulator9: fold what
Roane Merrifield: there are less diseases
nubulator9: interesting
Roane Merrifield: well, the basis for all human life, is proteins
nubulator9: oh right
Roane Merrifield: and they all fold, but when they misfold it causes bad stuff to happen
Roane Merrifield: like cancer and alzheimers
nubulator9: oh f that
Roane Merrifield: the problem is
nubulator9: here it comes
Roane Merrifield: proteins fold, naturally very quickly
nubulator9: go on
Roane Merrifield: so for every nano second (1 billionth of a second) they fold a certain way, and it takes a regular computer 1 day to figure out how to fold that protein that 1 nano second
Roane Merrifield: so 24 hours, for 1 nano second
Roane Merrifield: which is where folding @ home comes in
nubulator9: hey hold that thought
nubulator9: i need to fart
nubulator9: ok proceed
Roane Merrifield: it's a program, developed by stanford U
Roane Merrifield: and millions of computers across the neighborhood
Roane Merrifield: all run it, including PS3s
Roane Merrifield: and I'm almost in the top 100 thousand folders
Roane Merrifield: grin?
nubulator9: total grin
Roane Merrifield: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folding@home
nubulator9: why do you want to fold
Roane Merrifield: to see how proteins fold, and mis fold, in order to see if we can prevent cancer

[nub]

anyone have an idea what that guy is talking about?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I just read the wikipedia link. Long story short, you install the program on your computer and it uses whatever CPU you're not using to work on data packets and create information that is sent back to Stanford, which can then be used to study and try to come up with cures for diseases and cancers.

[Rinualdo]

Folding@Home has been popular for years.

[nub]

Yeah talked to him a little bit more. So basically they might find the cure for cancer in about 20 years... here is a little bit more:

nubulator9: back mfer
Roane Merrifield: nod
Roane Merrifield: here is a reference point
Roane Merrifield: As of June 2010[update], the 500 fastest supercomputers in the world combine for 32.4 petaFLOPS of computing power
Roane Merrifield: so, the 500 fastest supercomputers
Roane Merrifield: in the world, operate at a speed of 32.4 petaFLOPS
nubulator9: nod
nubulator9: sounds about right
Roane Merrifield: right now folding @ home on millions of home PCs runs a few degrees over 5.0
Roane Merrifield: so, 1/7th the total worlds supercomputing power
Roane Merrifield: I'd say, don't run it until you get the 9800 installed, because the 9800 get's you way more points, but you can run it on the ps3, just make sure it is ventalated well
nubulator9: what happens when you get a certain number of points
Roane Merrifield: nerd bragging rights
nubulator9: so 500 comps
Roane Merrifield: and the sense that you're helping out humanity
nubulator9: does more than millions eh
nubulator9: nod
Roane Merrifield: yes, that's right, those top 500 do more than millions
nubulator9: how much would one of those top computers cost
Roane Merrifield: but if you think about it this way, the "supercomputer" that developed the graphics for the movie Tron, operated at a speed of 100mhz
Roane Merrifield: 60 bucks maybe
Roane Merrifield: your cell phone is about 2 years old and runs at 333 mhz

[Celephais]

Re: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=1156716&postcount=159

[6:16:46 PM] Mighty Nikkisaurus: Kudos for the detail work on that garbage can
[6:17:19 PM] Celephais: Lol.. you mean the shitstains?
[6:17:22 PM] Mighty Nikkisaurus: LOL
[6:17:23 PM] Mighty Nikkisaurus: yes

[Drew]

[LNet]-GSIV:Galenblackbard: "chat fial"



Chat fail, chat fail.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

10:51] Liagala: Good morning
[10:52] nikkisaurus: what the fuck is so good about it?!
[10:52] NachosDLC: Yeah, so far today has not been ideal. I'm fucking my own ass, and Nikki can't work line 1.
[10:52] nikkisaurus: go ride a seatless bicycle, Nachos
[10:52] NachosDLC: ON IT
[10:53] Liagala: You're already on a seatless bicycle?
[10:53] nikkisaurus: he's rode it around the block a few times
[10:53] Tijay2000: him and his bicycle are available for childrens parties
[10:53] nikkisaurus: no hands, looking for speed bumps

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

rettemichjen (11:55:11 PM): omg be careful getting a roomate.
rettemichjen (11:55:21 PM): I don't want a Nikki skin jacket floating on the internets
rettemichjen (11:55:23 PM): (Cause I'd buy it)

[iJin]

rettemichjen (11:55:11 PM): omg be careful getting a roomate.
rettemichjen (11:55:21 PM): I don't want a Nikki skin jacket floating on the internets
rettemichjen (11:55:23 PM): (Cause I'd buy it)


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[iJin]

iJin: Dude
iJin: I have came to a realization today.
Mighty Nikkisaurus: I'm watching Inception cat again.
iJin: LOL
Mightly Nikkisaurus: LOL

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I have a short attention span, haha

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Lady Adriata: It's god punishing me
Lady Adriata: for being a sinful daughter of eve
AnonymousPersonMan: That's what you get for your rib-stealing ways
Lady Adriata: HE GAVE ME THAT RIB GOD DAMN IT
AnonymousPersonMan: Riiiight
AnonymousPersonMan: "This CD player was a gift! He gave it to me, it was a present!"
AnonymousPersonMan: heard it all before.
Lady Adriata: You believe what you want, but do you mind holding this delicious apple for a moment while I adjust my fig leaves?
AnonymousPersonMan: Sorry, had to think about it. I'll hold the apple, you adjust MY leaves.

[Liagala]

iJin: I have came to a realization today.

I tried to let this one go, but I just can't do it. LOL English tutor.

[iJin]

When it's 3 in the morning and you just got done talking about The Human Centipede and cheese burgers--all sense goes out the window.

ALL OF IT.


Edit: Delias: It's tiny. It's so small that sometimes it dresses up and pretends to be a clitoris.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

[15:29] Liagala: Yep, that much penis tends to make me come a lot
[15:30] Rennoc72: if only it were that easy :-(

[Cephalopod]

Nikki: Hold on, Nachos' fingers turned into lubed up sausages and he was having a hand abortion all over his keyboard


...

[Delias]

4:46pmMe

haha dude

grapes invited me to a halloween party

4:47pmSwift

LMAO

HAHA

i bet youre gunna go too!

4:47pmMe

If she wasn't all fat and snaggletoothed now I would

4:47pmSwift

haha yah she was fit back in the day now she is kinda big

4:47pmMe

and I saw in a picture of her now she has a tooth that has a black spot on it

that's pretty fuckin gross

4:48pmSwift

why does that happen to people? is that bc they dont brush or what

4:48pmMe

they don't brush an then they don't get their shit fixed cuz they are gheeetttoooo

4:48pmSwift

gross what r u going to tell her

ahahhah im suprised she asked u. she must want ur junk

4:49pmMe

probably, my junk is AWESOME

dude she still talks to her friends about it

4:50pmSwift

yah right

lol im jk

4:50pmMe

haha

Don't hate

4:53pmMe

Just because you won the Dick Lotto Big Game doesn't mean she didn't win the second prize

4:53pmSwift

lmaolmao

i got charlies name tattooed on me

4:54pmMe

.....

4:54pmSwift

lol i know sounds so stupid

i said id never do something like that

4:54pmMe

You seriously did that?

Wow. WOW.

I don't know what is in the water that YOU drink, but it can't be good.

4:54pmSwift

ah HAHA

its fucking hot

i got it right above my pussy

i could just grow the hair out a lil if i dont want it to show

4:55pmMe

Maybe if you break up you could just pretend your pussy is named charlie

4:55pmSwift

yah thats what someone else said

hes the one that scrizewed with my name on his chizest

4:55pmMe

Well, you did say you wanted to experience being owned

now you have branded your flesh in someone elses name

4:56pmSwift

yah i know it was kind of kinky honestly

i was like. should we write "hole" under it?

4:56pmMe

haha

Did you get it in giant old english lettering?

haha

4:56pmSwift

it seriously is where the hair grows in. so i would nvr have a problem hiding it

its in cursive

its actually like.. really cool

Swift

haha i think it is

4:57pmMe

Beth and I have been together 10 years... bitch didn't even get initials

and you gave up a name

Swift
did u want ur initials on her

4:58pmMe

No. Because I'm not retarded.

4:58pmSwift

oh well.. idk. i dig it

its not like its on my ankle, i think thats gay

4:58pmMe

If you ever seperate, you're going to need tattoo removal laser shit done to your coochie.

4:58pmSwift

its like on my cooch, i love it

4:58pmMe

then you will have cooch-blisters

4:59pmSwift

we are not going to seperate u fuck

4:59pmMe

leave room for the unknown

4:59pmSwift

okay i agree with that

but also.. id like to say

even if we did separate. i still dont mind having his name on me

5:00pmMe

So who inked you? Did they keep accidently flicking your clit?

5:00pmSwift

lmao

[Parker]

In reference to the hiring of Jeril to kill Dunav....

Dear Darling Dunav
ill wait til he gets here
Potential Employer:
and then you'll do what exactly?
Dear Darling Dunav
and then go to a latched room and lock the door
i bet i can jerk off longer than he wait on me
Gilbert Galvan
and if I jerk off while I wait for you? snicker
Dear Darling Dunav
then you can come in

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

[10:45] nikkisaurus: face raping can be fun
[10:45] diethx: YES

[diethx]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS SAYING YES TO OMG PATCH ME THROUGH TO THE OUT OF CONTEXT POLICE PLZ!!!!!

[iJin]

HELLO MA'AM, WE ARE THE CYBER POLICE. WE ARE GOING TO BACK TRACE IT.




Love,
Cyberpolice.

[diethx]

Whew.

[Abilene]

[10:45] nikkisaurus: face raping can be fun
[10:45] diethx: YES

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/22/db6339e0-8638-4101-a5c8-f266d325caf5.jpg

[diethx]

nocturnalrob (10:51:14 PM): MOAR COCK PLZ

[iJin]

Menos: A half-elven thief leaps out of his hiding place!
A half-elven thief swings a scimitar at a light-robed erithian woman!
AS: +339 vs DS: +89 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +78 = +358
* ... and hits for 112 points of damage!
* Deep slash to the erithian woman's left forearm!
* The erithian woman is stunned!
Menos: She's got some good padding.
iJin: LOL

[Stry]

Disclaimer: This is a little long. And one name has been changed to protect the innocent at their request.

Keep in mind... this was 1:30 am for me... more like 3:30 and 4:30 am for them. I'm sure alcohol was slightly involved.

SomeGuy (1:33:34 AM): phew
SomeGuy (1:35:00 AM): to be honest (mychar) doesnt wanna molest Stry and ive been working very hard to limiting myself to only jerking off to those pictures 12 times a day so im getting better
Astari (1:35:28 AM): what pictures?!?!
SomeGuy (1:35:33 AM): omg
SomeGuy (1:35:41 AM): the ones of Astari and Strydyr
Lord Strydyr (1:35:55 AM): ...
SomeGuy (1:37:09 AM): is it bad that toward the end it looks like only water is coming out? im concerned
SomeGuy (1:37:14 AM): you do?
Astari (1:37:26 AM): WHAT? WATER?
SomeGuy (1:38:08 AM): yeah you know how its usually thick and white? after the twelfth time its more watery and clear
SomeGuy (1:38:55 AM): im tempted to taste it to see if it is flavorless like water
Lord Strydyr (1:39:17 AM): dude, you're fucked up...
SomeGuy (1:39:32 AM): lol
Lord Strydyr (1:39:36 AM): and I mean that as nicely as possible
Lord Strydyr (1:39:38 AM): I think
Astari (1:39:40 AM): hahahha
SomeGuy (1:39:59 AM): you can mean it cruely ;-)

Deleted a bunch of random crap about characters and GS.

SomeGuy (1:47:50 AM): you would channeling him when you said i was fucked up, i started crying, you know how hard it is to reach #13 when you're crying? HARD
Lord Strydyr (1:48:45 AM): Don't get jiz on your keyboard dude, I bet that'd be a bitch to clean
Astari(1:49:07 AM): If I had a roommate they would think I was insane.....
Lord Strydyr (1:49:18 AM): DUDE
Lord Strydyr (1:49:27 AM): WIPE YOUR FUCKING HANDS FIRST!!@
Lord Strydyr (1:49:29 AM): stop typin!
Lord Strydyr (1:49:31 AM): just stop
Lord Strydyr (1:49:39 AM): ugh...
SomeGuy (1:49:43 AM): you know at like gallagher shows how they would pull up that see through stuff to protect them from the splatter? I have one of those for the keyboard monitor when im bustin a nut
Astari (1:50:00 AM): hahahahaa
Lord Strydyr (1:50:08 AM): wow
Lord Strydyr (1:50:17 AM): you've got a jiz shield for your keyboard
Lord Strydyr (1:50:31 AM): I'm trying not to be impressed...
Lord Strydyr (1:50:40 AM): that is definitely a sign of to much gay porn though
SomeGuy (1:50:42 AM): i was going through keyboards like once a month, something needed to be done
Lord Strydyr (1:50:48 AM): We're worried about you
SomeGuy (1:50:50 AM): thats like too much money
SomeGuy (1:50:56 AM): there is never enough
Astari(1:51:05 AM): PORN INTERVENTION
Lord Strydyr (1:51:10 AM): yes
SomeGuy (1:51:12 AM): eeeee!
Lord Strydyr (1:51:12 AM): ^^
Lord Strydyr (1:51:16 AM): SIT
SomeGuy (1:51:29 AM): I could stop anytime I wanted!
Astari (1:51:32 AM): Remember no I statements
Lord Strydyr (1:51:38 AM): In de corner!, while the girl with weird glasses makes you feel like a scum bag for looking at naked people
SomeGuy (1:51:46 AM): lol
Lord Strydyr (1:52:00 AM): Go get some weird glasses Astari
Lord Strydyr (1:52:06 AM): we need pics for this intervention to work
Astari(1:52:11 AM): hahahaha
SomeGuy (1:52:12 AM): and make me feel like scum
Lord Strydyr (1:52:15 AM): yes
SomeGuy (1:52:17 AM): i have pictures!
Lord Strydyr (1:52:17 AM): SCUM
Lord Strydyr (1:52:20 AM): guilt!
Lord Strydyr (1:52:25 AM): wtf?
Lord Strydyr (1:52:35 AM): do they include weird glasses already?
Lord Strydyr (1:53:04 AM): If so, we just need to instill guilt, and you're almost ready to start your PAA meeting
SomeGuy (1:53:07 AM): i could pull out a magazine and draw them on
Lord Strydyr (1:53:14 AM): no nono
Astari (1:53:19 AM): PORN IS THE DEVIL AND IT WILL CAUSE YOU TO GO BLIND. WHAT GOOD WILL YOU BE TO ANYONE IF YOU ARE BLIND? PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, THEN HOW WILL YOU MASTURBATE IF YOU CANNOT SEE IT.
SomeGuy (1:53:21 AM): no PAA
Lord Strydyr (1:53:27 AM): THIS IS PAA
Astari (1:53:36 AM): IF YOU TOUCH IT ENOUGH IT WILL FALL OFF!!!
Lord Strydyr (1:53:41 AM): and step one is admitting to yourself you....
Lord Strydyr (1:53:41 AM): ROFL
Lord Strydyr (1:53:44 AM): alfsj;asl
Lord Strydyr (1:53:51 AM): I just fell over laughing
SomeGuy (1:53:53 AM): it should have fallen off already then no?
Lord Strydyr (1:53:55 AM): where was I?
Lord Strydyr (1:54:06 AM): Admitting to yourself that you have a PROBLEM!
Lord Strydyr (1:54:19 AM): (I think) I've never been in an AA meeting or anything
SomeGuy (1:54:19 AM): but
Lord Strydyr (1:54:23 AM): (bad social worker me)
SomeGuy (1:54:40 AM): if i cant sleep if i dont jerk off first, i dont get enough sleep as is
Lord Strydyr (1:54:50 AM): eat turkey...
Lord Strydyr (1:54:52 AM): or something
SomeGuy (1:54:57 AM): at like 2am?
SomeGuy (1:55:02 AM): i might gain weight!
Lord Strydyr (1:55:06 AM): GUILT!
Lord Strydyr (1:55:09 AM): rawr
SomeGuy (1:55:12 AM): lol
Astari (1:55:12 AM): IF YOU GO BLIND WE WILL HAVE TO GET YOU A DOG.... WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF THE DOG IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT!
Lord Strydyr (1:55:26 AM): hahah, wtf?
SomeGuy (1:55:37 AM): hmmm maybe the dog will take care of itself and me?
Astari (1:55:38 AM): AND YOUR PALMS WILL GET HAIRY, HOW WILL YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE TOUCHING THE DOG OR YOUR HAND? BESTIALITY IS BAD
Lord Strydyr (1:55:45 AM): ew...
SomeGuy (1:55:49 AM): lol
SomeGuy (1:55:56 AM): thats an old wives tale
Astari (1:56:03 AM): I am officially slap happy
SomeGuy (1:56:08 AM): lol
SomeGuy (1:56:16 AM): me too!
Lord Strydyr (1:56:21 AM): hairy palms, I bet you could get laid at a gay bar with those
SomeGuy (1:56:23 AM): i thought touching yourself was bad?
SomeGuy (1:56:35 AM): lol
Lord Strydyr (1:56:36 AM): it is...
Lord Strydyr (1:56:42 AM): right?
Lord Strydyr (1:56:43 AM): right
Astari (1:56:44 AM): EVERYTIME YOU TOUCH YOURSELF A PUPPY DIES
SomeGuy (1:56:52 AM): not true
Lord Strydyr (1:56:58 AM): and its hair grows on your palms!
Astari (1:56:59 AM): IT IS TRUE
SomeGuy (1:57:04 AM): my mom told me everytime I touch myself an angel gets his wings
Lord Strydyr (1:57:10 AM): puppy palm hair
Lord Strydyr (1:57:17 AM): =gets you laid
Astari (1:57:24 AM): THAT IS A BELL RINGING..... EVERYTIME YOU TOUCH YOURSELF SOMEONE SHOOTS A PUPPY IN THE FACE
SomeGuy (1:57:36 AM): holy shit, screw puppies then, im gonna get laid
SomeGuy (1:57:57 AM): the only problem
Astari (1:58:01 AM): The guilt isn't working!
Lord Strydyr (1:58:02 AM): rofl...
Lord Strydyr (1:58:08 AM): damnit, he is impervious
SomeGuy (1:58:10 AM): is i wouldnt be attracted to palm hair
Lord Strydyr (1:58:23 AM): we didn't start with the correct picture of the guilt ridden woman
SomeGuy (1:58:31 AM): id be all gross, shave that shit off and we'll talk
Astari (1:58:47 AM): Everytime you masturbate I pay a GM to burn something (edited to protect the innocent.)
Lord Strydyr (1:58:48 AM): I think he's just looking at a pic of a ridden woman... sigh~... PLAN BACKFIRES
SomeGuy (1:58:59 AM): rofl
Lord Strydyr (1:59:03 AM): hrm, not sure that'd work...
SomeGuy (1:59:22 AM): i bet you run out of $ before the gms run out of (xxxxx)
Astari (1:59:28 AM): ugh am I going to have to go put on some glasses and give him the mom face
Lord Strydyr (1:59:36 AM): hahaha
Lord Strydyr (1:59:45 AM): WARE the MOM FAZE!
Astari (2:00:17 AM): thats it tomorrow, SomeGuy, you get angry mom face picture
Lord Strydyr (2:00:23 AM): if that doesn't work..SomeGuy is doomed to have his penis fall off due to infection
SomeGuy (2:00:23 AM): thats why ive never been to a strip club or a xxx store within a 100 miles of my home
SomeGuy (2:00:49 AM): im terrified my mom would see me walk out and give me a withering look
Lord Strydyr (2:01:06 AM): lost a few layers of skin... wait... why the hell would your mom be in a xxx store?
Astari (2:01:10 AM): that and porn stores have creepy things
SomeGuy (2:01:15 AM): lol
SomeGuy (2:01:31 AM): she wouldnt be probably but she could be driving by?
Astari (2:01:31 AM): The periscope is the weirdest thing ever
Astari (2:01:39 AM): l
SomeGuy (2:01:40 AM): and who knows, people are weird
Lord Strydyr (2:01:57 AM): You both are starting to worry me
Astari (2:02:03 AM): Why?
Lord Strydyr (2:02:07 AM): DOUBLE INTERVENTION!!!
Lord Strydyr (2:02:12 AM): NOAW!
SomeGuy (2:02:14 AM): get her!
Astari (2:02:15 AM): NOOOOOO
SomeGuy (2:02:24 AM): i have no idea what a periscope thing is
SomeGuy (2:02:27 AM): shes the sicko!
Astari(2:02:29 AM): I shall show you
SomeGuy (2:02:35 AM): im just a chronic masterbater
Lord Strydyr (2:02:38 AM): As part of your therapy...wait... no no no
Lord Strydyr (2:02:46 AM): no showing
Lord Strydyr (2:02:52 AM): ...
Astari (2:02:53 AM): But but but, you must see it!
SomeGuy (2:02:55 AM): id like to see
SomeGuy (2:02:59 AM): please
Astari (2:03:10 AM): http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/anal-toys/oooh-i-can-see-my-cervix
Lord Strydyr (2:03:15 AM): he's going to spray his jiz shield again...
Lord Strydyr (2:03:19 AM): and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!
Lord Strydyr (2:03:25 AM): ...
Lord Strydyr (2:03:26 AM): wtf..
Astari (2:03:27 AM): no this is weird stuff, if that gets him off....
Lord Strydyr (2:03:31 AM): I am NOT clicking that link
SomeGuy (2:03:36 AM): omg
SomeGuy (2:03:41 AM): im buying one of those
Lord Strydyr (2:03:41 AM): reading it fucking scares me
Astari (2:03:48 AM): It is just a review of a sex toy
Lord Strydyr (2:03:58 AM): Looks like a Baelog toy
SomeGuy (2:04:03 AM): shes lying
SomeGuy (2:04:06 AM): its not a review
Lord Strydyr (2:04:10 AM): Cervix crushing goodness
SomeGuy (2:04:11 AM): theres a buy it now button
Astari (2:04:12 AM): lololol
Astari (2:04:23 AM): Important font!
Astari (2:04:27 AM): NNGGHH!!
Lord Strydyr (2:04:35 AM): you have won the internetz
Astari (2:04:41 AM): YES!
Lord Strydyr (2:04:44 AM): and I'm going to post this entire conversation the to PC
Lord Strydyr (2:04:45 AM): just wait
SomeGuy (2:04:47 AM): Moisture and slight condensation can fog the periscope glass.
SomeGuy (2:04:48 AM): lol
SomeGuy (2:05:24 AM): Who wants to play doctor? Are you a pervert who has always wanted to know what it is like to look inside pussy and ass, up close and personal?

[Delias]

(4:51:57 PM) GR: But seriously. Continue with what you want to, but don't post my private conversation anymore. I was honestly trying to help you when I sent it to you, and I didn't think that you'd be an ass about it later. Which was obviously my fault, but it does say in the ToS that you can have your membership terminated for uploading, posting, hyperlinking or otherwise transmitting content that invasive to ones privacy. And since I asked you not to, I think it would be best that you don't. Because I don't wanna be a huge cunt, but seriously there is a line.
(4:52:39 PM) GR: <3

I love you too.

[Gnome Rage]

Thank you for changing my SN like I asked. See, expectation of privacy right there.

[Delias]

Thank you for changing my SN like I asked. See, expectation of privacy right there.

Apparently you weren't really finished when you said you were, if this post is anything to go by.

[Tisket]

(4:51:57 PM) GR: But seriously. Continue with what you want to, but don't post my private conversation anymore. I was honestly trying to help you when I sent it to you, and I didn't think that you'd be an ass about it later. Which was obviously my fault, but it does say in the ToS that you can have your membership terminated for uploading, posting, hyperlinking or otherwise transmitting content that invasive to ones privacy. And since I asked you not to, I think it would be best that you don't. Because I don't wanna be a huge cunt, but seriously there is a line.
(4:52:39 PM) GR: <3

Take some responsibility and don't IM stupid and/or embarrassing shit to strangers.

[Gnome Rage]

I get the last word, always. :)

[Delias]

Take some responsibility and don't IM stupid and/or embarrassing shit to strangers.

Apparently despite my numerous posts the fact that I am an asshole never managed to penetrate her psyche.

[Gnome Rage]

Take some responsibility and don't IM stupid and/or embarrassing shit to strangers.

lol. I did. <3


Which was obviously my fault

[Tisket]

I get the last word, always. :)

I never understood why this would matter to someone. It seems very juvenile to me.

Unless, of course, your "last word" held some content applicable to the conversation. In which case, it would still be open for a rebuttal.

[Gnome Rage]

I never understood why this would matter to someone. It seems very juvenile to me.

Unless, of course, your "last word" held some content applicable to the conversation. In which case, it would still be open for a rebuttal.

I am juvenile, haven't you learned anything from our encounters thus far? I'm satiated like a small child. Lactation and attention.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

[10:27] Nachos: I CAN HEAR BUTTER
[10:27] Nachos: It calls to me.
[10:27] Nachos: It makes my heart ache with longing, and indigestion.
[10:27] nikkisaurus: that's actually just congestive heart failure
[10:27] Nachos: Whatever.
[10:27] Nachos: It feels like delicious.

[Cephalopod]

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[13:41] Nachos: Can you make your vagina clap?
[13:41] Nikkisaurus: absolutely
[13:41] Nikkisaurus: can't you?
[13:41] Nikkisaurus: (make my vagina clap)
[13:41] Nachos: I'm doing it right now.
[13:41] Nikkisaurus: SO YOU ARE
[13:41] Nachos: Can't you feel it clapping?
[13:41] Nachos: I can't make your vagina clap while I'm looking at you, though. So when we're in public places and I look away, that's what's happening. I'm initiating vaginal applause.
[13:42] Nachos: Not to be confused with vaginal apple-sauce.
[13:42] Nachos: That's another move I haven't learned yet.
[13:42] Nikkisaurus: round these parts they call that an infection

[Gnome Rage]

[2:34:08 PM] Kellen: prep 906
[2:34:14 PM] Kellen: stance def
[2:34:16 PM] Kellen: cast victoria
[2:34:46 PM] Kellen: prep 108
[2:34:48 PM] Kellen: cast victoria

[2:36:40 PM] Kellen: eat mint
[2:36:43 PM] Victoria: Jump
[2:36:44 PM] Victoria: THAT WAS FUN
[2:36:46 PM] Kellen: you have zero bites left
[2:36:55 PM] Kellen: oh you still have bites
[2:37:05 PM] Kellen: My mind is muddled
[2:37:11 PM] Victoria: mine is fried.
[2:37:14 PM] Victoria: CANNOT LEARN MOAR TODAY
[2:37:21 PM] Victoria: shit
[2:37:22 PM] Victoria: I have my gift.
[2:37:24 PM] Victoria: >.>
[2:37:42 PM] Kellen: hahaha, that'd be great, you're sitting in the library, not reading or anything, someone asks what you're doing "absorbing"
[2:37:59 PM] Victoria: IM FRIED OKAY?
[2:38:11 PM] Kellen: You should turn in your bounty
[2:38:13 PM] Victoria: I NEED TO BE DOWN TO AT LEAST MUDDLED BEFORE I CAN HUNT FOR KNOWLEDGE AGAIN
[2:38:19 PM] Victoria: saturated.
[2:38:24 PM] Kellen: Knowledge is a dangerous beast
Kellen swings his brain at knowledge
AS: +13 vs DS: +550 with AvD: -12 + d100 roll: +83 = -466
A clean miss!

[Latrinsorm]

I'm so happy that endroll was added up properly.

[Stry]

Some1 telling me about their night- So within 5 minutes, I had gotten a shot bought for me, a picture with the bartender, kissed a bald mans head, and stolen the toilet paper from the men's bathroom.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Delias: apparently, according to this, the illuminati are a subsect of freemasonry
Delias: gonna start my own secret society
Delias: with blackjack, and hookers
nikkisaurus: omg
nikkisaurus: let me in
Delias: What are your qualifications?
nikkisaurus: I have a sparkling personality.
nikkisaurus: And huge tits.
Delias: In.

[Fallen]

Thief In Shadow [1:54 A.M.]: Dude. I just got out of jail in Ta'Illistim.
Thief In Shadow [1:54 A.M.]: Do you have a box that you SERIOUSLY need to be opened?
VinMac3l6 [1:54 A.M.]: HaAhahahahaAHAAHahah
VinMac3l6 [1:55 A.M.]: I know you're in a bind, man
VinMac3l6 [1:55 A.M.]: but this box
VinMac3l6 [1:55 A.M.]: THIS BOX
VinMac3l6 [1:55 A.M.]: must. be. opened.
Thief In Shadow [1:55 A.M.]: Alright, bro. I'll do it. Because it's you.
Thief In Shadow [1:55 A.M.]: OH WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENING!? I CAN'T DO IT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE MY STUFF!!
VinMac3l6 [1:55 A.M.]: Fuck dude. Your crystal amulet.
VinMac3l6 [1:56 A.M.]: gone
VinMac3l6 [1:56 A.M.]: Forever.
Thief In Shadow [1:56 A.M.]: If I go to get money to buy new stuff to do it while I'm naked, I automatically pay my fine!
Thief In Shadow [1:56 A.M.]: Can I bum a lockpick off of you so that doesn't happen?
VinMac3l6 [1:56 A.M.]: I think I may have to accuse you of theft first, just incase you try to stiff me.
Thief In Shadow [1:57 A.M.]: Yeah, but lying is wrong, so let me attempt a steal first so you're legit.
VinMac3l6 [1:57 A.M.]: Good man..good man.

[WRoss]

You hear the faint thoughts of [Private]-GSIV:Emislity echo in your mind:
"you know it was funny at first, but what is your issue? First you bitch 9 months ago because that's all you heard about and now... no one cares about the fucking wedding and you're being a douche about it? Really?"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Emislity: "I'm glad you finally realized, no one cares about the wedding"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Emislity: "with that, I'll leave you alone about it"
[Private]-GSIV:Emislity: "no one has even talked about it? So why the fuck did YOU keep bringing it up?"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Emislity: "take a deep breath....take a deep breath....ok, now think about when I logged in how you started poking fun at me.....take another deep breath....another one....yeah, I just poked fun back at you"
Private]-GSIV:Emislity: "no, when YOU logged in, you called me a slut. I said NOTHING to you before hand."
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Emislity: "to be correct, I called everyone a slut."
[Private]-GSIV:Emislity: "I'm talking the OTHER day, when you FIRST mentioned the wedding"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Emislity: "I did that because you're a slut"
[Private]-GSIV:Emislity: "really? Tell me what grounds you have on that as proof please?"
[Private]-GSIV:Emislity: "I'm not even upset, I'm laughing at you, actually"
[LNet]-GSIV:Emislity: "apparently, Utch says I'm a slut. What Utch says goes, so it's confirmed... I'm a slut. :)"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Emislity: "see, we're getting mutual amusement!"

[Delias]

Note: the background here is that d&d has taught us that if I play two characters in the same campaign, they will always try to kill each other. I am Bob, that should clear up any mysteries.


Delias: If the old me were here, he'd kick my ass. Well, not really, because the old me was kind of a coward, and the new me is even lazier than the old me and not about to end up getting charged with a crime for the likes of old me. We would sure glare at each other pretty hard, though.

Nihil000: hehehe

Nihil000:even though there there were two Bobs?

Delias: Tricky.

Delias: I guess it would depend on the situation

Delias: I mean, really, what IS a Bob?

Delias: I guess at the core of a Bob there exist two primary instincts... one is to fuck, and the other is to hate.

Delias: considering my narcissistic tendencies, it is not outside the realm of possiblity that two bobs would just try to hatefuck each other to

Delias: Now that would be a pay-per-view worthy event.

Nihil000: the question is, would that be a gay act?

Delias: I'm thinking it might be more like violent masturbation

Delias: It's really punishment for both the person fucking and being fucked in that scenario

Delias: It all comes down to who hates it more.

Nihil000: true because it is you

Nihil000: and, if the laziness was overcome

Delias: I'm glad we've finally solved this mystery of the ages with applied logic.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Nachos: In N. America, it's alright to shorten it to 'possum', though.
Nikkisaurus: isn't there a difference between opossums and possums?
Nachos: But a REAL possum is... somewhere else. S. America or something.
Nachos: Yes, there is.
Nikkisaurus: yeah I thought we only had opossums here
Nikkisaurus: YAY
Nikkisaurus: I got it right
Nikkisaurus: unless I live in Brazil.
Nikkisaurus: Brb, checking to see if it's Brazil outside
Nachos: That would be nice.
Nachos: If this was brazil, I would get a brazillian butt lift.

[IorakeWarhammer]

[LNet]-GSIV:Kethore: "my loresong has 8 verses, what's the problem?"
[LNet]-You: "its the lyrical content"
[LNet]-GSIV:Lancecile: "anyone use NishiFront?"
[LNet]-GSIV: Dowel: "very few items have more than the standard amount of messages"
[LNet]-You: "you're so mainstream.. it isnt edgy enough.."
[LNet]-You: "and no references to gay rights always deducts some"
[LNet]-You: "reference "the struggle of the african nation to be free""
[LNet]-GSIV: Dowel: "ya could take up the cause of repressed gay arab men and women jaeden"
[LNet]-You: "yeah"
[LNet]-GSIV:Sereh: "anyone want to hunt yetis and lesser minos with me?"
[LNet]-You: "actually"
[LNet]-You: "the repression of arab gays comes from the mainstream Western gay community"
[LNet]-You: "they want hairless, european gays, not hairy arabs and indians bushing up their fruitcake orgies"
[LNet]-GSIV:Zenton: "good to know"
[LNet]-GSIV:Theaa: "wow."
[LNet]-GSIV: Dgry: "I didn't really care to know that"
[LNet]-GSIV: Dowel: "we all know that arab men just use little boys instead to keep it a hairless attraction"
[LNet]-You: "its a conspiracy all the way"
[LNet]-GSIV:Koriela: "does agi/dex matter if you use a sword and a shield"
[LNet]-You: "the arab fruitcakes know about it.. the free masons are involved.. crazy stuff i tell ya"
[LNet]-GSIV:Sereh: "I'm just glad to know there are no stereotypes about regionally gay men out there"
[LNet]-GSIV: Dgry: "it can come into play if you're wanting the min ambush RT or get encumbered a lot"
[LNet]-You: "well when we brought democracy and civilization to the middle east, they decided to give up the camels and go for other men - they learned it from US!!!"
[LNet]-GSIV:Ayrcana: "is that what we brought lol"
[LNet]-GSIV:Jeril: "except that men have been having sex with other men long before the US was formed"
[LNet]-GSIV:Zenton: "I wonder if this conversation can get even more offensive?"
[LNet]-You: "im just kidding rofl"
[LNet]-GSIV: Dgry: "we could mention jews"
[LNet]-You: "well the jews invented it!"
[Private]-GSIV:Lyrad: "even your exclam use is superb, a true icon of incredible trolling"
[LNet]-GSIV:Jeril: "rofl"
[LNet]-GSIV:Jeril: "damn jews!"
[LNet]-GSIV:Koriela: "wait a minute!"
[LNet]-GSIV:Kethore: "+3 harness power blank imbed pin"
[LNet]-GSIV:Koriela: "im a jew"
[LNet]-GSIV: Dgry: "kin I has yer number?"
[PrivateTo]-GSIV:Lyrad: "thanks i'm trying :)"
[LNet]-GSIV:Koriela: "yeah its 666"
[LNet]-GSIV:Zenton: "actually I used to date a girl who was Jewish, so I am ok with whatever you guys say about them"
[LNet]-GSIV: Dgry: "yer a lyin jew!"
[LNet]-You: "i thought your number was 10 million, it was originally 2 million but you changed it to garner more attention?"
[LNet]-GSIV:Dowel: "666 is actually in EN the start of gyldemar road"
[LNet]-You: "EAAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!"
[LNet]-GSIV:Sereh: "goofy, goofy people"
[LNet]-You: "http://www.normanfinkelstein.com/category/the-holocaust-industry/"
[LNet]-GSIV:Krystanne: "anyone in landing have one golden topaz"
[LNet]-GSIV:Wrew: "http://www.jaedenlikesyoungboys/chrishansen"
[LNet]-You: "i bring a varitable cornicopea of trolling"
[LNet]-GSF:Panic: "but not spelling"
[LNet]-You: "oh well look who it is, Wrew, the racist bigot bent on world domination by the Aryan race."
[LNet]-You: "how fare thee this day my fine boy? shall we waltz to the Saegerbund?!"
[LNet]-GSIV:Wrew: "better than muslim domination, right?"
[LNet]-GSF:Rupaul: "SURE JAEDEN!"
[LNet]-GSIV: Dhuul: "can we talk about monks now?"
[LNet]-GSF:Panic: "waltz to auschwitz instead"
[Shattered]-GSF:Boxsmith: "I WANT A BROADSWORD"
[Shattered]-GSF:Rupaul: "me too!"
[LNet]-GSIV:Dgry: "it'd be funny if they released monks as a non-combatant class"
[LNet]-GSIV:Wrew: "besides.. why would you be against aryan domination? You do remember you're not actually a towelhead by birth, right?"
[LNet]-You: "EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK"

[IorakeWarhammer]

[LNet]-GSIV:Aizaraii: "I would so go to a simucon just to fucking shoot ppl"
[LNet]-GSIV:Othglas: "Lol ^^"
[LNet]-GSIV:Caelun: "Affirmative action is nothing but giving authority to companies and schools to discriminate against whites."
[LNet]-GSIV:Lyrad: "I thought you wer done getting mad"
[LNet]-GSF:Pepedeparduex: "See crime rate at Simucon already went up just cause of one black person"
[LNet]-GSIV:Queti: "I would so love to know which one you're planning to go to so I could plan to not go to that one ... like all of the rest of them."
[LNet]-You: "im going next year and im serving fried chicken and watermelon on day 1 it is gonna be called the Honorary Aizaraii Simucon Block Party"
[LNet]-GSIV:Aizaraii: "I CAN'T FUCKING HELP IT WHEN JAEDEN OPENS HIS FUCKIN MOUTH"
[LNet]-GSIV:Toraedin: "lol"
[LNet]-GSIV:Zenton: "I would go to put the fear of god in these little fucking pricks"
[LNet]-GSIV:Vrictor: "affirmative action removed the complete basis of actual credibility and skills earning a job, defaulting back to a government mandate on the color coordination of your work. It was in place because of initial segregation within higher educated folks, but has quickly been the freeway to lesser educated people getting higher paid jobs."
[LNet]-You: "omg im dying"
[LNet]-GSIV:Lyrad: "rofl who cares"

[WRoss]

I'd go to simucon just to shoot aizaraii, in a sexual innuendo kinda way

[IorakeWarhammer]

I'd go to simucon just to shoot aizaraii, in a sexual innuendo kinda way

the log was longer but i couldnt post, too naughty.. also it was the funnest day on lnet by far and Tillmen was afk which made it 10000x better

he always steps in and does some gay shit but hes been 100% cool lately

[Drunken Durfin]

Povlich6 (2:11:25 PM): hi
DrunkenDurfin (2:11:31 PM): howdy
Povlich6 (2:11:40 PM): i hope u wanna to chat with a horny girI 2day... ;-)
DrunkenDurfin (2:11:53 PM): o.0
DrunkenDurfin (2:12:15 PM): Do I know you?
Povlich6 (2:12:34 PM): i am a IittIe busy right now, just got a new Iaptop trying to set my cam up..
DrunkenDurfin (2:12:41 PM): uh huh
Povlich6 (2:13:02 PM): i have a fetish for being on cam ;)
DrunkenDurfin (2:13:10 PM): Do I have to have a cam too?
Povlich6 (2:13:27 PM): u can watch my web cam but ure not a kid right??
DrunkenDurfin (2:13:37 PM): no, I am not a baby goat
Povlich6 (2:14:07 PM): k ..weII im gonna show u if thats okay...
DrunkenDurfin (2:14:18 PM): Hang on, let me get my wizard hat
DrunkenDurfin (2:14:27 PM): Okay....I'm ready
Povlich6 (2:14:54 PM): http://privatelittlepeepshow.com/acceptinvite?=4166 go there and my video wiII Ioad, just cIick accept invite, its 100% free to join since I'm a premium member, u onIy need a credit card to verify that u are over 18 ;p
DrunkenDurfin (2:18:01 PM): nothing is happening
Povlich6 (2:18:17 PM): if u cumm watch me i will do what ever u want me to do... fiIl out ur info, it is free :) k?
DrunkenDurfin (2:18:48 PM): I have to have a credit card?
Povlich6 (2:19:12 PM): i use this site to pIay on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't aIIow peopIe to record my cam!
DrunkenDurfin (2:19:39 PM): You can record any feed that displays on a computer, you were lied to
Povlich6 (2:20:02 PM): credit card is just to verify ur age I had to verify mine aIso ;-) , u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I am a premium member but u need to verify babe just accept my invite
DrunkenDurfin (2:20:36 PM): I was a network administrator before I got laid off, trust me I know what I'm talking about
DrunkenDurfin (2:20:58 PM): what kind of credit card do I need?
Povlich6 (2:21:19 PM): Iet me know if u need any heIp Iogging in..i am gonna sIip into something nice for u..k? ;)
DrunkenDurfin (2:21:37 PM): Can I use a WIC card?
Povlich6 (2:22:06 PM): im the girI in the main video that Ioads
DrunkenDurfin (2:22:38 PM): You sure you are a girl? If I go through all of this and a PP suddenly pops out on the screen I'm gonna be really annoyed
Povlich6 (2:22:54 PM): k
DrunkenDurfin (2:23:07 PM): that is a non-responsive answer
DrunkenDurfin (2:23:24 PM): are you now, or were you ever, a man?
Povlich6 (2:23:48 PM): are u in babe??
DrunkenDurfin (2:24:05 PM): If I was in you would know it...I'm hung like a dolphin
Povlich6 (2:24:29 PM): k
DrunkenDurfin (2:24:45 PM): this website says that I can't use my WIC card...what gives?
DrunkenDurfin (2:24:55 PM): they take it at the grocery store when I buy diapers
DrunkenDurfin (2:25:08 PM): can I just mail you cash?
DrunkenDurfin (2:25:51 PM): Hello?

Povlich6 is offline

[diethx]

Ahahahahahahaha.

[4a6c1]

That's fucked up Durfin...tryin to get free product out of the workin girls online. Also lols.

[Ayamei]

:rofl:

[Sheikh]

nice

[Drunken Durfin]

You would think that they would keep track of the people that they IM Spammed and got no money from. I went a different route this time.

Povlich6 (1:19:52 PM): i hope you wanna to chat with a horny girI 2day... ;-)
DrunkenDurfin (1:20:14 PM): what are you wearing?
DrunkenDurfin (1:20:23 PM): I'm wearing a wizard hat and a robe
Povlich6 (1:20:39 PM): im wearing almost nothing lol
DrunkenDurfin (1:20:57 PM): Do you have peanut butter?
Povlich6 (1:21:27 PM): i am a IittIe busy right now, just got a new Iaptop trying to set my cam up..
DrunkenDurfin (1:21:58 PM): Oh, a cam. Can I watch you rub peanut butter all over your feet and then dip them into a bowl of Captain Crunch?
Povlich6 (1:22:28 PM): i have a fetish for being on cam ;)
DrunkenDurfin (1:22:52 PM): I have a fetish for swallowing live goldfish then getting in a sauna.
Povlich6 (1:23:09 PM): miami
DrunkenDurfin (1:23:22 PM): do you like licking the tops of 9volt batteries?
Povlich6 (1:23:47 PM): lick n slurp!
DrunkenDurfin (1:24:11 PM): Sometimes I hurt myself...with a rubber mallet and a wood chisel
Povlich6 (1:24:30 PM): you can watch my web cam but youre not a kid right??
DrunkenDurfin (1:25:06 PM): I like text better, it gives you more room to fantasize
DrunkenDurfin (1:25:14 PM): like right now, I'm imagining you
DrunkenDurfin (1:25:25 PM): laying on your back on a bed
DrunkenDurfin (1:25:30 PM): naked
DrunkenDurfin (1:25:45 PM): in a pile of broken glass
Povlich6 (1:25:48 PM): wish u were in my bed having your way with me
DrunkenDurfin (1:26:02 PM): while I pound you and you try to scream
DrunkenDurfin (1:26:14 PM): but you can't because I'm strangling you while I hump your brains out
DrunkenDurfin (1:26:31 PM): does that turn you on?
Povlich6 (1:26:59 PM): k ..weII im gonna show you if thats okay...
DrunkenDurfin (1:27:09 PM): what are you going to show me?
DrunkenDurfin (1:27:18 PM): are you cutting yourself?
DrunkenDurfin (1:27:23 PM): can I watch you bleed?
Povlich6 (1:27:35 PM): yeah i can be a tease ;)
Povlich6 (1:27:47 PM): http://mylittlecamshow.com/privatecam?=8918 go there and my video wiII Ioad, just cIick accept invite, its 100% free to join since I'm a premium member, you onIy need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
DrunkenDurfin (1:27:54 PM): credit card?
Povlich6 (1:28:16 PM): if you cum watch me i'II do whatever you want me to do... fiII out your info, its free :) k?
DrunkenDurfin (1:28:24 PM): will you cut yourself for me?
DrunkenDurfin (1:28:31 PM): deep
Povlich6 (1:28:58 PM): i use this site to pIay on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't aIIow peopIe to record my cam!
DrunkenDurfin (1:29:16 PM): I'll go ask one of the guards here if I can use his card
Povlich6 (1:29:43 PM): credit card is just to verify your age I had to verify mine aIso ;-) , u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just accept my invite
DrunkenDurfin (1:29:47 PM): They took all of mine away when I was incarcerated
Povlich6 (1:30:08 PM): Iet me know if you need any heIp Iogging in..i'm gonna sIip into something nice for you..k? ;)
DrunkenDurfin (1:30:20 PM): can I come see you when I get out of prison?
Povlich6 (1:30:50 PM): im the girI in the main video that Ioads
DrunkenDurfin (1:31:11 PM): wait...I see you now
DrunkenDurfin (1:31:16 PM): I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Povlich6 (1:31:42 PM): k
DrunkenDurfin (1:31:55 PM): YOU ARE MY EX FUCKING WIFE...YOU FUCKING WHORE!
DrunkenDurfin (1:32:08 PM): How can this bee? I killed you eight yeras ago!
Povlich6 (1:32:25 PM): are u in babe??
DrunkenDurfin (1:32:38 PM): Satan sent you back to taunt me!
DrunkenDurfin (1:32:53 PM): you just wait until I get out of this prison...I'm coming for you!
Povlich6 (1:33:11 PM): k
DrunkenDurfin (1:33:12 PM): I won't leave anything to chance this time...this time I'm going to make sure you can never come back from the dead again!
DrunkenDurfin (1:33:24 PM): I'm going to cut off your head and burn you at the stake!
DrunkenDurfin (1:33:40 PM): DEMON BITCH QUEEN FROM HELL!!!!ONE111one!
DrunkenDurfin (1:33:49 PM): Nnnnngggh!

[AnticorRifling]

LOL

Next time just respond with Nnnnngggh! only. Over and over.

[Bhaalizmo]

That was some good shit right there.

Edit: I'm drunk. Okbai.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

nikkipants: So yeah, he posted entirely in text speak and was always spewing complete bullshit without a censor or even the slightest inkling of awareness of how uncomfortable his very public ramblings made lookers-on
SS: This isn't surprising, right?
nikkipants: I suppose not, though I should give my generation more credit since apparently most people just ignore their old as fuck family and don't break down and delete their facebook
SS: Old people on facebook freak me out and give me hope at the same time
nikkipants: ... forgive me if I don't follow, lol
SS: Welp I don't love knowing what bodice-ripping romance my granny is flickin the bean to, but it reassures me that despite all the bitching we're totally justified in not respecting our elders
nikkipants: since they're just as depraved and morally devoid as we are?
SS: Probably more so, but at least we're up front about it!

[SHAFT]

Lol old ass durfin post

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

abs: a has laughed at me before right after sex but not at me, at me
ss: Well that's totally different though
nikkipants: Doesn't everyone embarrass themselves at some point in their sex life though?
nikkipants: It's like a rite of passage or something
Drama: I think we should all get merit badges, like a scout sash, for sex
Drama: Achievement Unlocked: Jester's Joy "Congratulations, you made a fool out of yourself after orgasming!"

[thefarmer]

Seems someone hax'd Augie's SN...

Augie (fenix825) is available 11:26 pm
Online: 4h 18m

Dreaming Comment8m ago
Augie 11:26 pm
Hi

FarmerVivaldi 11:26 pm
Hi!

Augie 11:26 pm
Heello there.. My name is Amanda.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory :)

FarmerVivaldi 11:27 pm
I'm in a directory?
Should I be concerned?

Augie 11:27 pm
yea its a good tool on aol lifestream, hopee u don't mind that i am chatting with you?

FarmerVivaldi 11:27 pm
Not at all!

Augie 11:27 pm
I love chatting with neew people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?

FarmerVivaldi 11:28 pm
I love chatting with new people too

Augie 11:28 pm
Can ii ask you a quest?

FarmerVivaldi 11:28 pm
I'm from Misty Falls
Sure!

Augie 11:28 pm
Do yoou like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?

FarmerVivaldi 11:29 pm
How many tits do you have?

Augie 11:29 pm
Do you knooow what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....

FarmerVivaldi 11:29 pm
I'm all about the Whooty
Does it bring all the boys to your yard?

Augie 11:29 pm
lol Whooty iis a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...

FarmerVivaldi 11:30 pm
Sweet!

FarmerVivaldi 11:30 pm
White girls never have booty

Augie 11:30 pm
oook let me set up my camera for you honey..

FarmerVivaldi 11:30 pm
Yay!
OOOOOOOOh
CAN YOU PUT ON YOUR WIZARD ROBES AND HAT?!
THEN TAKE IT OFF REAL SLOW?!!!!!

Augie 11:31 pm
uuum goto http://lilaroux.tumblr.com/oxAHookupGirlyxoxoPartyx and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite on the left!

FarmerVivaldi 11:31 pm
PLS?!

Augie 11:31 pm
Doon't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register

FarmerVivaldi 11:31 pm
if I register will you wear the robes?
then show me your white girl booty whooty who?

Augie 11:32 pm
fill out yoour cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now

FarmerVivaldi 11:32 pm
CC?

Augie 11:32 pm
Whaat color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

FarmerVivaldi 11:32 pm
If I'm giving out my CC info, you better have the boots with the fur
My favorite color is hymen red

Augie 11:32 pm
I'll do anything you want mee to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register :-(

FarmerVivaldi 11:32 pm
do you have that?

Augie 11:32 pm
Well ii guess that would be hot pink ;-)

FarmerVivaldi 11:33 pm
nowai
hot pink /= hymen red
I thought you knew me

Augie 11:33 pm
Baby I'm Sooo Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show yoou what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...

FarmerVivaldi 11:34 pm
You never answered me about your boots

[iJin]

lmao. How many tits do you have?

[AnticorRifling]

Whooty? I thought they were PAWGS phat ass white girls. AFK going to find some pogs to slam on some PAWGS.

[iJin]

xocrazyjillox: hey
rettemichjen: hi
xocrazyjillox: Well hello there
xocrazyjillox: how bout u?
rettemichjen: What about me? What about you?
xocrazyjillox: ahh so whatcha up 2??
rettemichjen: I'm up to you.
xocrazyjillox: oh cool. My asshole ex decided he'd cheat on me so i'm recently single.. no complaints though i'm loving the single life ;)
xocrazyjillox: i love going out and meeting new ppl and that's exactly what i've been doing... what do u like 2 do for fun?
rettemichjen: I like to save the world from Reapers and make love to a Turian.
xocrazyjillox: well.... i have a bit of a wild-side i didn't mention b4 but one of my new fav things is to get on cam u ever watched a girl on cam b4?
rettemichjen: Yeah. It was roast beefy.
rettemichjen: I'm vegan.
xocrazyjillox: u should cumm check it out. i found this site that lets you join for free and doesn't charge anything either.. it's kinda like the facebook of cams lol but for adults
xocrazyjillox: i was actually about to get on now if u wanted to u could cum watch. all u do is make an account on there but it only takes like 2 seconds wanna see??
rettemichjen: Can we use a vid com instead? My ship isn't loaded with webcams ATM.
xocrazyjillox: kk yay!! i love getting new ppl to come in. u better give me a good rating lol. alright u just go 2 http://twurl.nl/13twqh and click the gold "Join Free" tab at the top there
txocrazyjillox: hen all u gotta do is sign-up real quick and u can join in. let me know if u have any problems and ill help ya if i can i've gotten pretty good at this. lol
rettemichjen: I'm having trouble.
rettemichjen: Can you help?
xocrazyjillox: u will need a cc but it will NOT get charged anything. it actually says it right there on the page and since i'm a premium member u get in free
rettemichjen: Can my friend EDI and Joker come perhaps? They like to have fun together.
rettemichjen: And drink.
rettemichjen: And update my ship systems.
rettemichjen: And guns.
xocrazyjillox:i really can't wait tho this is gonna be so fun. oh btw... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud sometimes ;)
rettemichjen: Thats okay, nothing is louder than the goddamn Reapers.
xocrazyjillox: i'm about to go change into someting a lil more "comfortable" ;) i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back
rettemichjen: CANY YOU CHANGE INTO MIRANDAS OUTFIT
xocrazyjillox: anything for u babe.


Woah. My Saturday nights are embarrassing. Now for another drink!

[thefarmer]

Gator Fan 1:56 pm
I'm trying to teach mini-me to say Tebow :-(
"Te-boo mommy"
"Close enough sweetheart"

Me 1:57 pm
why? doesn't she already know how to cry?

Gator Fan 1:57 pm
rofl

[Warriorbird]

Gator Fan 1:56 pm
I'm trying to teach mini-me to say Tebow :-(
"Te-boo mommy"
"Close enough sweetheart"

Me 1:57 pm
why? doesn't she already know how to cry?

Gator Fan 1:57 pm
rofl

Win, good sir, win.

[Augie]

ROFL I was bored and poking through the forums....I remember I was getting some odd text messages that day because I had the IMs forwarding to my phone from forever ago. This is hysterical.

Haha Whooty.



Seems someone hax'd Augie's SN...

Augie (fenix825) is available 11:26 pm
Online: 4h 18m

Dreaming Comment8m ago
Augie 11:26 pm
Hi

FarmerVivaldi 11:26 pm
Hi!

Augie 11:26 pm
Heello there.. My name is Amanda.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory :)

FarmerVivaldi 11:27 pm
I'm in a directory?
Should I be concerned?

Augie 11:27 pm
yea its a good tool on aol lifestream, hopee u don't mind that i am chatting with you?

FarmerVivaldi 11:27 pm
Not at all!

Augie 11:27 pm
I love chatting with neew people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?

FarmerVivaldi 11:28 pm
I love chatting with new people too

Augie 11:28 pm
Can ii ask you a quest?

FarmerVivaldi 11:28 pm
I'm from Misty Falls
Sure!

Augie 11:28 pm
Do yoou like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?

FarmerVivaldi 11:29 pm
How many tits do you have?

Augie 11:29 pm
Do you knooow what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....

FarmerVivaldi 11:29 pm
I'm all about the Whooty
Does it bring all the boys to your yard?

Augie 11:29 pm
lol Whooty iis a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...

FarmerVivaldi 11:30 pm
Sweet!

FarmerVivaldi 11:30 pm
White girls never have booty

Augie 11:30 pm
oook let me set up my camera for you honey..

FarmerVivaldi 11:30 pm
Yay!
OOOOOOOOh
CAN YOU PUT ON YOUR WIZARD ROBES AND HAT?!
THEN TAKE IT OFF REAL SLOW?!!!!!

Augie 11:31 pm
uuum goto http://lilaroux.tumblr.com/oxAHookupGirlyxoxoPartyx and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite on the left!

FarmerVivaldi 11:31 pm
PLS?!

Augie 11:31 pm
Doon't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register

FarmerVivaldi 11:31 pm
if I register will you wear the robes?
then show me your white girl booty whooty who?

Augie 11:32 pm
fill out yoour cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now

FarmerVivaldi 11:32 pm
CC?

Augie 11:32 pm
Whaat color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

FarmerVivaldi 11:32 pm
If I'm giving out my CC info, you better have the boots with the fur
My favorite color is hymen red

Augie 11:32 pm
I'll do anything you want mee to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register :-(

FarmerVivaldi 11:32 pm
do you have that?

Augie 11:32 pm
Well ii guess that would be hot pink ;-)

FarmerVivaldi 11:33 pm
nowai
hot pink /= hymen red
I thought you knew me

Augie 11:33 pm
Baby I'm Sooo Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show yoou what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...

FarmerVivaldi 11:34 pm
You never answered me about your boots

[Methais]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/Backbird.jpg

[4a6c1]

And then they played online strip poker.

[Warriorbird]

And then they played online strip poker.

Somebody has a rich fantasy life!

[4a6c1]

SO RICH. Like 5 gold chains around my neck. That's how rich.

And dude, stop distracting from the topic at hand. You chatted with the quaker oatmeal man.

[Kerranger]

xxxxx: all you care about is strippers and killing things.
xxxxx: you're like a walking grand theft auto game.

[Parkbandit]

I just got an IM asking me what is going on. I told them aliens.

[Methais]

I just got an IM asking me what is going on. I told them aliens.

Was it Tsin trying to sell you stuff?

[Tsk Tsk]

I vote for sticky removal of this thread. Who is with me?!

[Methais]

I vote for sticky removal of this thread. Who is with me?!

But we don't even have sticky threads. Unless you count all the fapping from the boob thread.

[Tsk Tsk]

But we don't even have sticky threads. Unless you count all the fapping from the boob thread.

https://welcometosandyland.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/disgusted-face.jpg

[Methais]

https://welcometosandyland.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/disgusted-face.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/EqQOTR9.gif

[Latrinsorm]

But we don't even have sticky threads. Unless you count all the fapping from the boob thread.did you even realize you were interrobanged?

[Methais]

did you even realize you were interrobanged?

What the fuck is an interrobang?

[Latrinsorm]

What the fuck is an interrobang?https://welcometosandyland.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/disgusted-face.jpg

[Methais]

https://welcometosandyland.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/disgusted-face.jpg

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hlysht.gif

[Latrinsorm]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hlysht.gif

https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/8/89/Cat_matrix_deja_vu.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150310222020

[Methais]

Found this old snippet with Warriorbird while I was looking for mustard pwnage guy in my Photobucket.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/Backbird.jpg

EDIT: RIP AIM. I blame Backbird. :(

[Gelston]

THIS THREAD CAN BE CLOSED NOW

[Methais]

I'LL NEVER LET AIM DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Gelston]

I'LL NEVER LET AIM DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Your wish is irrelevant.

[Methais]

Your wish is irrelevant.

It will live forever in my heart. I love AIM with all of my body (including my pee pee.)