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Drew2
09-20-2004, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Between a mother and daughter, it truly is.

Then again, I IM my mom across the hall to ask her something.

BWAHAHAHA BOBMUHTHOL PLAYS GS WITH HIS MOM.

AnticorRifling
09-20-2004, 08:28 AM
Bob what's your mom's SN?

Scott
09-21-2004, 12:41 AM
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: so how's life anyway?
Stargate84: Excellent, it's football season
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: yeah i just watched the game
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: phillies won

Souzy
09-21-2004, 12:43 AM
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: i was WATCHING MONDAY NIGHT FOOOTTTTBALLL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: no no
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: phillie
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: like the state
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: man
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: not the baseball team
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: damn
Stargate84: It's still going in AIM snippets!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: retard

ass...:rock:

Scott
09-21-2004, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by Lalana
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: i was WATCHING MONDAY NIGHT FOOOTTTTBALLL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: no no
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: phillie
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: like the state
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: man
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: not the baseball team
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: damn
Stargate84: It's still going in AIM snippets!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: retard

ass...:rock:

Damn, I didn't know Philadelphia was a state!

Souzy
09-21-2004, 12:46 AM
LOL i'm breathing fumes from my nail polish...thought about that when you just IMed me, ha. Dude...so you won. What do you want me to say, lolz. :P

Caiylania
09-21-2004, 04:05 AM
We still luv you Lalana!

Souzy
09-21-2004, 04:54 AM
BWAHAHAHAH!!!!

Tsa ah GS3: Then I'll have to explain why the sudden interest in asian porn
Tsa ah GS3: I don't think I could explain all that
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: well ok ok
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: look out the window for a second
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: there goes your sandwich bud
Tsa ah GS3: hahahah!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: lol
Tsa ah GS3: Damn you're cruel
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: i know
Tsa ah GS3: I looked to, like an idiot
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: it's the heartbreak
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: i know you did
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: lmao!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: hahahhaha!

Caiylania
09-23-2004, 11:17 AM
BardishMaster (1:58:02 PM): www.tomcruise.com
wow.
BardishMaster returned at 1:58:02 PM.
Caiylania (1:58:16 PM): like I TRUST YOU
BardishMaster (1:58:20 PM): Dammit!
BardishMaster (1:58:39 PM): no one does :-(

Hips
09-23-2004, 10:49 PM
BardishMaster: <3
drew cantu: </3
BardishMaster: ...
BardishMaster: :-(
drew cantu: No bossom resting for you.
BardishMaster: ... Can I rest on your man-bossom?
drew cantu: Yes.

:O :O :O

Chadj
09-23-2004, 10:50 PM
...

Chadj
09-23-2004, 10:53 PM
BardishMaster: Can I rest on your bossom?
sweetlittleagony: At $3 per minute.
BardishMaster: Can I have a 60% discount?
sweetlittleagony: Of course :).

(away message)
--------------------------------------
Not here.

Lost a football game. Pissed off.

Blast.

Also, Michiko lets people rest on her bossom at $3 per minute.

---------------------------------------------------

sweetlittleagony: OMFG
sweetlittleagony: Just don't tell anyone about the discount you got
BardishMaster: ok, I won't.
sweetlittleagony: Good!
sweetlittleagony: Now, you wanted 34 minutes, right?
sweetlittleagony: $61.20 plz

Hips
09-23-2004, 10:55 PM
OMG, liar!

sweetlittleagony: haha I made u cry
BardishMaster: Yes.
BardishMaster: Laugh some more, go ahead.
BardishMaster: YOU KILLED MY SPIRIT.
sweetlittleagony: hahah
sweetlittleagony: -points and laughs-
BardishMaster: I don't care what you do. You can't hurt my, hell, I dont even know you
BardishMaster: <breaks down and cries>
sweetlittleagony: *comforts you*
sweetlittleagony: there there, it's ok.
BardishMaster: <3
sweetlittleagony: want to rest your head on my bosom?
sweetlittleagony: j/k
sweetlittleagony: lol
sweetlittleagony: drew might get jealous
sweetlittleagony: bwuahaha.
BardishMaster: ahahhahaha
BardishMaster: Of whom though.. :-\
sweetlittleagony: of the head-on-the-bosom-ness.
BardishMaster: I still have his one post burned into my memory.. It scarred me for life
sweetlittleagony: ?
sweetlittleagony: my drew != tayre
sweetlittleagony: what post though?
BardishMaster: OHHH
BardishMaster: My bad
BardishMaster: Then yes, you win.
sweetlittleagony: tayre would probably get jealous too though

-----------------

sweetlittleagony: if I let Chadj rest his head on my bosom, how would you feel?
drew cantu: Jealous, angry, disgusted.
drew cantu: Among other things.
sweetlittleagony: k.
sweetlittleagony: nice to know jealousy was first

sweetlittleagony: EVERYONE THINKS I'M DATING YOU
drew cantu: I know it's awesome.
sweetlittleagony: lol
sweetlittleagony: I could bang you straight!
sweetlittleagony: well, probably not, but I can pretend.
drew cantu: You can bang me anything
drew cantu: as long as you bang me.
sweetlittleagony: omg, you whore
sweetlittleagony: letting chadj rest on your man-bosom
drew cantu: teehee.

Chadj
09-23-2004, 10:56 PM
I reference you to the post previous to that..

Since I've already paid, you can't back out of this!!!

Chadj
09-23-2004, 11:01 PM
BardishMaster: (link to tubgirl disguised as something else)
daltonx50: you know..
daltonx50: if you hold your mouse OVER the text it gives you the real site.
BardishMaster: BLAST
daltonx50: however
daltonx50: feel free to die


BardishMaster: (link to tubgirl disguised as something else)
Gothique: OMG fuck you
BardishMaster: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH
Gothique: I did NOT need to see that you sick fuck

[Edited on 9-24-2004 by Chadj]

Chadj
09-23-2004, 11:06 PM
Responses from the attempts:

mistomeer: yeah, right, bitch

Leloo: I hate you
Leloo: HAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

Gemstone101 was too smart for me.. but didn't dignify me with a response. Jerk face.

RedDevil: wtf
RedDevil: r u linking me to aim snippets thread for

anticor: send me some electral tape
anticor: I need it like ASAP (wtf?)
BardishMaster: ...?
anticor: wow I never thought to just right click and hit show link on anything you sent me .....
anticor: I should have clicked on it
anticor: you failed
anticor: FAILED

I've come to the conclusion, that no one trusts me.

[Edited on 9-24-2004 by Chadj]

Mistomeer
09-23-2004, 11:07 PM
BardishMaster: <tubgirl link>
mistomeer: yeah, right, bitch
BardishMaster: :-(

GSLeloo
09-23-2004, 11:08 PM
Pfft get it right Chadj.


BardishMaster (11:02:02 PM): <3?
LadyLeloo (11:02:06 PM): HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
BardishMaster (11:02:11 PM): ...:-(
BardishMaster (11:02:16 PM): Le y?
BardishMaster (11:04:09 PM): ??
LadyLeloo (11:04:18 PM): GROSS BASTARD
BardishMaster (11:04:25 PM): Sowwie :-(

Chadj
09-23-2004, 11:14 PM
The general consensus with round two..

"Yeah right, like I'm gonna trust you."

Caiylania
09-24-2004, 01:07 PM
Pretty much!

Sylphsyte
09-25-2004, 01:43 AM
Well, I wasn't gonna post it, then I thought "why the heck not?" his name is altered for my amusement.


bat man (6:21:42 PM): you have a lot of hate in your eyes..
sSylphsyte (6:21:46 PM): huh
bat man (6:22:07 PM): hate gives you strength
bat man(6:22:07 PM): hate keeps a man alive!
sSylphsyte (6:22:08 PM): I have to go in 10 minutes
bat man (6:22:09 PM): que heavy metal
sSylphsyte (6:22:15 PM): I'm not a man
bat man (6:22:23 PM): <evil laughter>
sSylphsyte (6:22:31 PM): sillybutt
bat man (6:22:48 PM): children of bodom!!
sSylphsyte (6:28:45 PM): bottom?
bat man (6:30:31 PM): no no
bat man (6:30:35 PM): its like..
bat man (6:30:36 PM): bo dumb
sSylphsyte (6:30:39 PM): bottom bumbum?
bat man (6:31:37 PM): thats how bodom is pronounced
bat man (6:31:43 PM): bo-dumb
sSylphsyte (6:31:48 PM): huh?
sSylphsyte (6:32:04 PM): that something you little kids listen to in school now?
bat man (6:32:12 PM): uh..
bat man (6:32:20 PM): they're a british metal band
sSylphsyte (6:32:25 PM): bwuaahahahahahahahaaaa
bat man (6:32:35 PM): yep, they do that
sSylphsyte (6:32:49 PM): are they cute?
bat man (6:33:07 PM): i dunno
sSylphsyte (6:33:13 PM): you know...
sSylphsyte (6:33:17 PM): would you do them?
bat man (6:33:29 PM): go to children of bodom.com
sSylphsyte (6:33:36 PM): don't feel like it
bat man (6:33:43 PM): hahaha
bat man (6:33:55 PM): i didnt look at the pics
sSylphsyte (6:34:04 PM): this is such a weird convo
bat man (6:34:12 PM): yeah it is
sSylphsyte (6:34:36 PM): I think I'm gonna post most of this
sSylphsyte (6:35:31 PM): or not
sSylphsyte (6:40:25 PM): gotta go Love me lots!
sSylphsyte (6:40:39 PM): smooch smooch butt <3face
bat man (6:40:59 PM): :-)
sSylphsyte (6:41:00 PM): lots of sideways butts <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
bat man (6:41:00 PM): peace out
bat man (6:41:01 PM): :-*

Psykos
09-25-2004, 01:06 PM
Sounds like some gay sex ring to me, I'd stay away from Bat Man.

Psykos

Bobmuhthol
09-25-2004, 01:10 PM
Sylphyste, why does the chick in your avatar have miniscule breasts?

Psykos
09-25-2004, 01:11 PM
A very good point Bob.

Or a very small point, depending on how you look at it.

Psykos

[Edited on 9-25-2004 by Psykos]

Bobmuhthol
09-26-2004, 07:15 PM
(18:58:03) Tayre: B o b Muht h o l (1:30:10 AM): WJAT TYGE FUCk
B o b Muht h o l (1:30:25 AM): WHY IS THAT SO FUCKING DUMB LOOKING?
B o b Muht h o l (1:31:47 AM): help me get sober so my head stops hitting things please
B o b Muht h o l (1:31:54 AM): i keep forgetting that i'm awake and falling
(18:58:11) Tayre: rofl
(18:58:12) Tayre: good times.

I thought it was funny because I don't remember that at all.

Latrinsorm
09-26-2004, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I thought it was funny because I don't remember that at all. Don't be silly, Mrs. Tayre. (Or did you get to be the Mr.?)

Sylphsyte
09-27-2004, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Sylphyste, why does the chick in your avatar have miniscule breasts?

<=====
don't you know who that is?



(edited to make the pretty arrow)

[Edited on 9-28-2004 by Sylphsyte]

Bobmuhthol
09-28-2004, 05:43 AM
Hopefully not a self-portrait.

Keller
09-28-2004, 06:09 AM
is it supposed to be a man? bob was astute with the no breasts comment.

Kaeral
09-30-2004, 12:58 PM
Kaeral: having "fun" out there in the temple of Love?
Kaeral: -grins evilly-
Drakkonna: LOL!
Kaeral: it is the temple of love btw.. I'm not kidding.. Vereri used to be priests there.. lol
Drakkonna: thats funny
Kaeral: you know that I'm going to pick on you OOG forever, right? the two of you alone in the temple of love.. awwww.. how sweet..
Drakkonna: Geez...
Kaeral: hehe
Drakkonna: yer killin me!
Drakkonna: the most we do is kiss LOL
Kaeral: oohh... kissing now too.. I see.. in the temple of love too.. -grins evilly-
Drakkonna: oh man
Kaeral: lol
Drakkonna: those nun sure like akari tho LOL
Kaeral: hehe.. so going for group love already? sheesh that was quick.. lol
Drakkonna: OMG! you are sooo bad
Kaeral: rofl

Caiylania
09-30-2004, 04:38 PM
Sounds to me like you wanted in on it, Kaeral!

Artha
10-08-2004, 06:53 PM
Rachel Pwnz (6:48:45 PM): trhwen bonw wwntt inm m,ty bnose\
Rachel Pwnz (6:48:47 PM): lpl
WTFL0LSTFU (6:49:14 PM): ...............
WTFL0LSTFU (6:49:18 PM): typing with my nose
WTFL0LSTFU (6:49:19 PM): lol
WTFL0LSTFU (6:49:20 PM): ?
Rachel Pwnz (6:49:27 PM): no
Rachel Pwnz (6:49:35 PM): chicken bone
Rachel Pwnz (6:49:38 PM): ion nmoser
WTFL0LSTFU (6:49:45 PM): chicken bone in nose?
Rachel Pwnz (6:49:47 PM): y
WTFL0LSTFU (6:49:50 PM): wtf
WTFL0LSTFU (6:49:53 PM): you suck at eating

Drew2
10-08-2004, 06:54 PM
HAHAHAHAHAA

Chadj
10-09-2004, 01:07 AM
lmfao.

Arshwikk
10-09-2004, 06:03 PM
Chicken bone in the nose...A prime example of why practicing voodoo magic during sex can sometimes be dangerous.

Percocet
10-09-2004, 10:01 PM
So, actually .. in Children of Bodom, it's pronounced "Bottom", like you originally thought. "Bat Man" can, quite promptly, burn in hell for mispronouncing such a good band's name.

Chadj
10-09-2004, 10:05 PM
Coincidentally, Bat Man is Sorvey, whose blatent lack of intelligence is pointed out in another thread.

Sylphsyte
10-10-2004, 04:04 AM
Chadj :hug2:

Nieninque
10-10-2004, 02:43 PM
BardishMaster: ... I got owned by.. you?
BardishMaster: :-(
gs3snowyowl: heh
BardishMaster: Blast!
BardishMaster: Pwned a second time!>:o>:o
gs3snowyowl: lol
BardishMaster: h8
gs3snowyowl: cool

Bobmuhthol
10-11-2004, 09:28 PM
(21:19:17) WTFL0LSTFU: do me! do me!
(21:19:31) Rachel Pwnz: .......
(21:19:36) Rachel Pwnz: AIM Snippets.
(21:19:46) WTFL0LSTFU: .,................................................ ............
(21:19:48) WTFL0LSTFU: I hate you

SpunGirl
10-11-2004, 09:29 PM
Chicken bone in nose? Make sure it doesn't poke your brain, dude.

-K

Bobmuhthol
10-11-2004, 09:30 PM
That was so three days ago.

SpunGirl
10-11-2004, 09:34 PM
Whatev, I don't keep avid track of "AIM snippets."

-K

Bobmuhthol
10-11-2004, 09:39 PM
You could at least make fun of Artha.

Latrinsorm
10-11-2004, 09:41 PM
He doesn't have Bif Naked lyrics in his sig. :no:

Bobmuhthol
10-11-2004, 09:43 PM
Bif Naked. Of course.

OH WAIT NEVERMIND IT'S TWISTED SISTER.

Chadj
10-11-2004, 09:46 PM
ahahhahahahahhahaaasHAHAHASHAHA

SpunGirl
10-12-2004, 06:16 AM
But I love Artha. I don't want to make fun of him.
I just want to make him drink at the next Simucon.

-K

Toxicvixen
10-12-2004, 07:34 AM
Dee Synder in Drag. I can't watch Strangeland without thinking about him in his Twisted Sister gear. Which is sad because that movie is screwed up enough.

Trinitis
10-12-2004, 01:15 PM
Beth: well hot stuff, I gotta put on a shirt and go shopping before I get too lazy to do anything!
Beth: I won't be gone long though!
Me: hehehe
Me: wait..
Beth: what
Me: your talking to me shirtless?
Beth: yeah
Me: Allow me to savor this moment..
Me: ....
Beth: LOL
Me: Ok, you can go now

[Edited on 10-12-2004 by LordAdredrin]

Nieninque
10-12-2004, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Maimara
OMG.

Bastard.

Hahaha.

At least I don't cook naked :stfu:

If you do, dont do tempura

CrystalTears
10-12-2004, 03:35 PM
Oriental breaded food that's deep fried. Yuuuuuummy stuff.

Nieninque
10-12-2004, 03:36 PM
vegetable chunks dipped in batter and deep fried very quickly.

The Korean
10-14-2004, 10:50 PM
I laughed a good while after reading this, and is worth posting here. Devishal gave me his permission, as for the other two, I couldn't give a flying fuck.


For your enjoyment. I have no qualms with Darien, but, Sarah aka Kurapira
and if you want her AIM name is GSKurapira. She's just a dumb cunt and I'm
done with her. In every aspect. so enjoy.

Lord Devishal (9:51:53 PM): Lord Devishal (9:15:23 PM): You tap some heavy Faendryl battle leathers.
Lord Devishal (9:15:38 PM): >l my leathers
Made of thick black leather inlaid with the crimson and grey of House Faendryl, the armor is designed to withstand the fiercest battles, its faenor studs dark with age but still firmly set. Twin crescents of metal rise from the shoulders like stylized horns, giving the armor a silhouette that turns a slender Elven form into something altogether more imposing. Ornamental scrollwork on the edges of the armor make it a perfect blend of menace and elegance, a classically Faendryl look. You also notice a small enchanter's mark.
GS Kurapira (9:52:26 PM): nice
Lord Devishal (9:52:33 PM): altered fgb
GS Kurapira (9:52:36 PM): cool
Lord Devishal (9:54:09 PM): now i'm watching the apprentice
GS Kurapira (9:54:18 PM): thanks for the play by play
Lord Devishal (9:54:29 PM): and you can tell, that when the camera isn't looking at trump, his voice is dubbed over
GS Kurapira (9:54:35 PM): ok
Lord Devishal (9:54:43 PM): lol you watch it?
GS Kurapira (9:54:48 PM): no
Lord Devishal (9:54:57 PM): you don't seem like the type
GS Kurapira (9:55:12 PM): don't presume to know my type, Dev
Lord Devishal (9:55:19 PM): always the hardass Kura
GS Kurapira (9:55:32 PM): Are you done talking to me now?
Lord Devishal (9:55:34 PM): no
Lord Devishal (9:55:37 PM): i had like 8 more sentences
GS Kurapira (9:55:42 PM): Alright, well you type away.
Lord Devishal (9:55:43 PM): well 7ermm 6 now
Lord Devishal (9:55:58 PM): Whats your favorite color?
Lord Devishal (10:00:12 PM): http://www.klaive.net/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=9&t=1570
GS Kurapira (10:01:54 PM): Do not publish aim convo's unless you have my permission when I'm involved in them.
GS Kurapira (10:02:04 PM): So, it's been moved to the COM
Lord Devishal (10:02:20 PM): actually
Lord Devishal (10:02:23 PM): i don't see that in the ToS
GS Kurapira (10:02:45 PM): It's starting shit with me, giving out my aim name without my permission to you, harassing me..
GS Kurapira (10:02:52 PM): I can find it in the TOS if you want.
Lord Devishal (10:02:53 PM): lol
Lord Devishal (10:02:56 PM): i'll change your name
Lord Devishal (10:02:59 PM): for your sake
Lord Devishal (10:03:05 PM): i wouldn't want to harrass you
GS Kurapira (10:03:11 PM): You're trying to start shit.
GS Kurapira (10:03:14 PM): Leave it alone Devishal.
Lord Devishal (10:03:23 PM): its not starting shit
Lord Devishal (10:03:31 PM): just pointing out your blatant disregard for personality
GS Kurapira (10:03:39 PM): If you want to fight with other staff members, do it. Just not in the view of the public or using the forums as your fucking sandbox.
GS Kurapira (10:03:59 PM): I have personality, but you spamming my AIM windows with random shit is not something I enjoy.
GS Kurapira (10:07:01 PM): Can I help you with anything else tonight Devishal?
GS Kurapira (10:07:37 PM): Alright, good night
Lord Devishal (10:07:48 PM): hrm
Lord Devishal (10:07:50 PM): good night
Lord Devishal (10:14:01 PM): oh btw
Lord Devishal (10:14:04 PM): something you might want to fix
GS Kurapira (10:14:05 PM): Yes?
Lord Devishal (10:14:10 PM): under your member profile
Lord Devishal (10:14:14 PM): your AIM is listed
GS Kurapira (10:14:19 PM): Yes it is.
Lord Devishal (10:14:21 PM): wouldn't want anyone to get ahold of that
Lord Devishal (10:14:33 PM): they might start a conversation
GS Kurapira (10:14:41 PM): I said, and for the final time Devishal.. YOU didnt have permission to use my aim name.
Lord Devishal (10:14:51 PM): ok well
Lord Devishal (10:14:54 PM): i changed your AIM name
Lord Devishal (10:14:56 PM): in the new post
GS Kurapira (10:15:06 PM): Doesn't matter, it's staying in the LG.
Lord Devishal (10:15:22 PM): why you trying to kadumi me?
Lord Devishal (10:15:28 PM): you single handedly run everyone off
GS Kurapira (10:15:39 PM): I'm not, actually.
Lord Devishal (10:15:44 PM): but you are
Lord Devishal (10:15:49 PM): you get on the forums
Lord Devishal (10:15:53 PM): and bash people left and right
Lord Devishal (10:16:00 PM): i put 1 thing up that shows you in your "mode"
GS Kurapira (10:16:02 PM): Actually, I don't. but OK.
Lord Devishal (10:16:03 PM): and you gotta censor it
Lord Devishal (10:16:07 PM): keep telling yourself you don't
Lord Devishal (10:16:14 PM): ask anyone who's ever left here
Lord Devishal (10:16:20 PM): people message me all the time
Lord Devishal (10:16:22 PM): how do i put up with her
Lord Devishal (10:16:25 PM): meaning you
GS Kurapira (10:16:31 PM): Dev, how about the reason I fucking said to you. You didn't obtain my permission to post content that is involving me.
Lord Devishal (10:16:33 PM): so live in your diluted world
GS Kurapira (10:16:40 PM): Now, if you decide to grow some consideration for other people..
Lord Devishal (10:16:47 PM): you're always like this
GS Kurapira (10:16:48 PM): I would be more inclined to fucking listen to you and your opinions.
GS Kurapira (10:16:55 PM): You're as much of an asshole as I am.
GS Kurapira (10:17:04 PM): I'm not going to debate this with you further.
Lord Devishal (10:17:05 PM): WOah
GS Kurapira (10:17:06 PM): I'm busy.
Lord Devishal (10:17:09 PM): can i use that as my tag line?
GS Kurapira (10:17:11 PM): Now, have a good night.
GS Kurapira (10:17:14 PM): No, you can't.
Lord Devishal (10:17:16 PM): i have to
Lord Devishal (10:17:18 PM): its to good
GS Kurapira (10:17:19 PM): No, you don't.
Lord Devishal (10:17:29 PM): Kurapira (10:16:55 PM): You're as much of an asshole as I am.
Lord Devishal (10:17:34 PM): w00t

my conversation with darien afterward
The Grand Klaive (10:17:49 PM): Stop bothering Sarah.
Lord Devishal (10:17:56 PM): she's being a cunt
Lord Devishal (10:18:00 PM): no reason for her to move my thread
Lord Devishal (10:18:03 PM): so no one can read it
The Grand Klaive (10:18:11 PM): Great, leave her alone. Move on to something else.
Lord Devishal (10:18:16 PM): she single handedly runs everyone off
Lord Devishal (10:18:24 PM): and you're to pussy whipped to realize it
Lord Devishal (10:18:28 PM): its aggrivating.
The Grand Klaive (10:18:38 PM): Cool, leave her alone cause it's causing problems for everyone.
Lord Devishal (10:18:43 PM): no
Lord Devishal (10:18:46 PM): its causing problems for her
Lord Devishal (10:18:48 PM): who takes it out on you
The Grand Klaive (10:19:06 PM): It doesn't matter, I'm getting annoyed and you're indirectly causing it, so cut it out.
Lord Devishal (10:19:12 PM): lol
Lord Devishal (10:19:31 PM): Darien, she's going to leave you with no friends
Lord Devishal (10:20:11 PM): imma find you a nice girl
Lord Devishal (10:20:15 PM): one that will ask you how you're doing today
The Grand Klaive (10:21:52 PM): Cool. Just don't bother Sarah, okay? She's my friend too and I don't like having to mediate between friends.
Lord Devishal (10:25:41 PM): well
Lord Devishal (10:25:47 PM): i'm going to resign as MOD right now.
Lord Devishal (10:26:00 PM): Soffia and I won't be posting there anymore.
Lord Devishal (10:26:45 PM): You Sarah and Evarin might as well just open an AIM chat window to discuss things, because you'll be the only ones posting.

*edited to space out what I said, and Devishal's post.

[Edited on 10-15-2004 by The Korean]

Drew2
10-14-2004, 11:41 PM
Not funny nor interesting.

10-15-2004, 12:09 AM
I was entertained.

- Arkans

Nieninque
10-16-2004, 11:50 AM
BardishMaster: Lycain's an idiot.
gs3snowyowl: lol
gs3snowyowl: post that
BardishMaster: Nah, I've gatta get goin
gs3snowyowl: post it!
gs3snowyowl: now!
BardishMaster: you can if you want, but I've exited my browser and everything. Maybe when I get back :-PO
gs3snowyowl: thats an order soldier!
BardishMaster: Bie!:-D
gs3snowyowl: excited your browser?
BardishMaster: Exited
gs3snowyowl: weird
gs3snowyowl: lol
BardishMaster: Hmm.. Exciting a browser would be interesting

Satira
10-16-2004, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by The Korean
GS Kurapira (10:03:59 PM): I have personality, but you spamming my AIM windows with random shit is not something I enjoy.
[Edited on 10-15-2004 by The Korean]

I have a personality also and this is something I do enjoy, so feel free.

Jenisi
10-17-2004, 01:26 PM
(Brandon): i always tell the truth
(Brandon): brutally honest they call it
pinkberries17: um ok
pinkberries17: I have a sore throat
pinkberries17: I woke up sick
pinkberries17: sigh
(Brandon): woke up with a sore throat
(Brandon): i woke up and there was a half naked chick sleeping on my couch
pinkberries17: nice
pinkberries17: are you complaining?
(Brandon): sorta, she wasnt there for me
(Brandon): lol

Chadj
10-17-2004, 02:30 PM
BardishMaster: WE GOTTA MEET UP SOMETIME IN REAL LIFE, BOBMUHTHOL.
Rachel Pwnz: OKAY LET ME JUST GET MY KNIFE AND SLIT MY THROAT FIRST


[Edited on 10-17-2004 by Chadj]

Artha
10-17-2004, 03:20 PM
WTFL0LSTFU (3:19:46 PM): yeah, because you <3 the pole
BardishMaster (3:19:47 PM): >:o >:o >:o >:o
BardishMaster (3:19:56 PM): ... yes.

Chadj
10-17-2004, 03:21 PM
WTF OUT OF CONTEXT! I WAS SAYING YES TO SOMETHING ELSE!

Drew2
10-18-2004, 06:45 PM
Tijay2000: are chicks are your school really dumb?
drew cantu: hah
drew cantu: ehhh
drew cantu: i know several that are dumb
drew cantu: i don't know if i can make a generalization from that
Tijay2000: like sharing their my documents folders on a DC++ server? in in said my documents not unsharing their webcam folder? and not deleting said recorded sex sessions with her ex from said folder? dumb?
drew cantu: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jinnrui
10-20-2004, 01:56 AM
I just thought this was kinda funny or at least amusing ...


bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: why is your away up?!

Auto response from Jinrui707: stuDYING

bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: WHY?!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: dammit bitch
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: fine
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: read your damn books!
Jinrui707: lol
Jinrui707: i've got an exam coming up soon ... getting another licensing
Jinrui707: what's goin on tho, babygirl?
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: oh
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: i wanted to show you my new friend on myspace
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: lolz
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: she's awesome
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: http://c.myspace.com/00026/27/96/26056972_l.jpg
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: rawr!
Jinrui707: me taking this exam ... i am investing in OUR future
Jinrui707: lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: awwww ok
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: go back to reading bebe
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: hehe
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: but click that first
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: lolz
Jinrui707: great
Jinrui707: i just did
Jinrui707: THANKS
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: it'll make you wanna study
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: lolz
Jinrui707: yer a punk
Jinrui707: forget it ... it's MY future now
Jinrui707: not OUR
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: I LOVE YOU
Jinrui707: lol, i gotta post this conversation up
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: oh well shit
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: lolz
Jinrui707: lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: heyyyy i was trying to kiss ass so you don't get mad at me
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: but that shit was hilarious

Souzy
10-20-2004, 01:58 AM
:rofl:

Sylphsyte
10-20-2004, 02:24 AM
OMG Lalana babe that picture is bad

Souzy
10-20-2004, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by Sylphsyte
OMG Lalana babe that picture is bad

That's just the beginning. Jin's already witnessed the rest, lmao.

10-20-2004, 05:35 AM
I'd hit it raw dog.

Eiderfleur
10-20-2004, 07:40 PM
Just because I end up having the weirdest conversations with Brian <3


KittnZilla: its my bday soon!
KittnZilla: rarrrr
GuitarShep: oh yeah?
GuitarShep: you'll be what
KittnZilla: im gonna be OLD
GuitarShep: 36?
GuitarShep: *duck*
KittnZilla: lol fuck you
KittnZilla: lol
GuitarShep: :-P
KittnZilla: back in my day.... youngsters respected their elders
KittnZilla: i tell yah.. i get no respect!
KittnZilla: lol
GuitarShep: lol
GuitarShep: you're beyond the point of 'eld'
KittnZilla: feh
KittnZilla: no... that's george
GuitarShep: lol
KittnZilla: i pride myself on the fact he will always be older than me
KittnZilla: heh
GuitarShep: lol
GuitarShep: well
GuitarShep: he won't have saggy tits
GuitarShep: or go thru menopause
KittnZilla: no but his ball bag will droop to his knees
GuitarShep: so he's the winner I'd think
KittnZilla: as will yours
GuitarShep: lol
GuitarShep: I've never seen old sack before
KittnZilla: i can have scaffolding surgery done to make my boobs pert but who's ever heard of a testicle augmentation!
KittnZilla: rofl
GuitarShep: lol
GuitarShep: balls aren't as visible
GuitarShep: usually
KittnZilla: neither are tits when youre wearing a bra all the extra stuff gets packed in there and held in place
GuitarShep: lol
GuitarShep: but then the game's up when someone goes for a feel
KittnZilla: Who else is gonna be touching my boobs other than george?
GuitarShep: ME
GuitarShep: haha!
KittnZilla: yeah right!
KittnZilla: lol

Shalla
10-20-2004, 08:51 PM
So I was talking to Jinrrui/Ben about asian food.. and at the same time making my other friend spill gorey details about his life.. then I typed on the wrong window :(

Friend: Hmm, it was still kinda awkward.
Friend: But less so.
xxxxshixxxx: did you have feelings for her?
Friend: Yeah, initially.
Friend: We ended up being too different.
xxxxshixxxx: how long were you together together?
Friend: What do you mean?
xxxxshixxxx: and fish sauce
xxxxshixxxx: which kinda smells
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: wrong window
Friend: Haha.


:blush:


[Edited on 10-21-2004 by Lady Shalla]

Toxicvixen
10-20-2004, 10:04 PM
Wow, you couldn't have planned that better. :lol:

SpunGirl
10-26-2004, 06:01 PM
Thief In Shadow: Can I go take my shower now?
Jojobabee: Please do.
Jojobabee: /cover nose
Thief In Shadow: Eat me, I'm a clean person.
Jojobabee: I'm sure you are
Jojobabee: But I decline your invitation.
Thief In Shadow: =-O
Thief In Shadow: You are not interested in 100% Grade A All American Beef!?
Jojobabee: Not at this time, can I put the invitation on hold with the option to accept at a later date?
Thief In Shadow: Sure.
Jojobabee: Lovely.
Thief In Shadow: You're just going to throw it away, aren't you?
Thief In Shadow: Give it back, I can give it to someone else.
Jojobabee: Nevar.
Jojobabee: I'll keep it for a rainy day.
Thief In Shadow: Mmkay.
Jojobabee: Now get your ass into the shower.
Thief In Shadow: Yes'm.

-K

SpunGirl
10-26-2004, 06:18 PM
Adredrin: he likes hairly overweight humans that drool? Shiiiit, I got this chick named Rarr in landing he should meet.

-K

Edited to protect the insane.


[Edited on 10-26-2004 by SpunGirl]

SpunGirl
10-27-2004, 03:08 PM
Adredrin: I've already assigned your ringtone..you don't getta pick ;-)
Jojobabee: grin
Jojobabee: what'd I get?
Adredrin: Pour some Sugar
Adredrin: :-D
Jojobabee: YESSSS
Jojobabee: YOU FUCKING RULE
Adredrin: <3

-K

CalaDheNar
10-28-2004, 12:56 AM
This is one of my favorites, I am in a chat called Houston Chat, bunch of people in there and a guy comes in asking if he can be someone's slave. Try to im this guy sometime he's fucking WEIRD

BadAzzSwimmerBoi: id do watevrr
ShaunTheZombie: i aint into that gay shit now
ShaunTheZombie: I got a girl and I'm straight as the wall of china
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: ok
ShaunTheZombie: how old are you?
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: 18
ShaunTheZombie: you black huh?
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: white
ShaunTheZombie: so why do you want to be someone's slave?
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: i like being controlled
ShaunTheZombie: sounds like a plan
ShaunTheZombie: you got a car?
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: yes
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: will you treat me like a slave
ShaunTheZombie: explain slave
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: like they did in the old days
ShaunTheZombie: i can do that shit
ShaunTheZombie: but you gotta do your work else I'll have to discipline you
ShaunTheZombie: I got alot of shit that needs to get done
ShaunTheZombie: No cotton around here, but my grass needs to be cut
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: what discipline
ShaunTheZombie: Well if your a bad slave I'de just sell you off to someone else, nobody want a trouble causing slave
ShaunTheZombie: But I'll give you a chance, if i have to discipline you i will
ShaunTheZombie: but I dont expect much problems
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: wat typ of discipline
ShaunTheZombie: I need someone to pull the engine out of my car
ShaunTheZombie: I'm not going to explain it so you can get your jollies off
ShaunTheZombie: come find out damn
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: well im just wondering because i would wanna know before i get into it
ShaunTheZombie: nothing too serious
ShaunTheZombie: smack ya around
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: bull whipp
ShaunTheZombie: chat i aint got no bull whip (forgot I wasnt on PSINET there lol)
ShaunTheZombie: i can use like the weed eatter on ya though
ShaunTheZombie: not on full power of course
ShaunTheZombie: just barely spinnin
ShaunTheZombie: give ya a good back slappin
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: id let you borrow mine if you wanted
ShaunTheZombie: that'll work
ShaunTheZombie: I need some practice whippin ya though

Session Start (AIM - ShaunTheZombie:BadAzzSwimmerBoi): Wed Sep 08 02:26:02 2004
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: hey
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: you there
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: guess not
BadAzzSwimmerBoi: well im me if your still intrested
Session Close (BadAzzSwimmerBoi): Wed Sep 08 02:32:15 2004

Session Start (AIM - ShaunTheZombie:badazzswimmerboi): Tue Sep 14 13:31:44 2004
badazzswimmerboi: did you still weant a slave
Session Close (badazzswimmerboi): Tue Sep 14 16:11:41 2004

Session Start (AIM - ShaunTheZombie:badazzswimmerboi): Sat Sep 25 14:07:51 2004
badazzswimmerboi: you still need a slave
Session Close (badazzswimmerboi): Sat Sep 25 15:17:34 2004

Session Start (AIM - ShaunTheZombie:badazzswimmerboi): Sat Oct 02 13:23:58 2004
badazzswimmerboi: u still need a slave
Session Close (badazzswimmerboi): Sat Oct 02 14:26:08 2004

Session Start (AIM - ShaunTheZombie:badazzswimmerboi): Tue Oct 12 23:50:04 2004
badazzswimmerboi: you still need a slave
Session Close (badazzswimmerboi): Wed Oct 13 00:04:04 2004

Session Start (AIM - ShaunTheZombie:badazzswimmerboi): Tue Oct 19 01:13:34 2004
badazzswimmerboi: u still wanna have a slave
Session Close (badazzswimmerboi): Tue Oct 19 04:51:47 2004

He still hasnt given up I suppose... lol

4a6c1
10-28-2004, 01:57 AM
LOL!!!

Holy shit. Hilarious. Caladari is a male dominatrix! HAHAHA.

w00t!

plz invite me to that Houston chat so I can lmao too. :yes:

CalaDheNar
10-28-2004, 05:36 PM
Houston chat is accessed via Digital City, as long as you have aim.

http://www.digitalcity.com/houston/citytalk/

And I was just bored and amazed to hear someone begging for someone to be their slave. Hell if he wanted to come cut my grass, and be my slave, I'de put im to work. :Cracks Whip:

Arshwikk
10-29-2004, 12:13 AM
Okay, I was supposed to meet some friends at the bar after work, but life shit kept me down...Anyway, one of em gets home 5 hours later and IM's me:

adventuor: whats up brother matt
Arshwikk: chillin
adventuor: Tonight was a good one for me, althought not literlly speaking
adventuor signed off at 10:49:40 PM.

Okay, I am not drunk, so WTF does that mean? Was it a metaphoricly "good night"? He musta got knocked out at the bar...who knows.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
10-29-2004, 12:34 PM
<ShaunTheZombie: I got a girl and I'm straight as the wall of china >

Funniest part of that IM.

SpunGirl
10-29-2004, 07:05 PM
I agree, SHM. I think someone has a little curiosity that he expresses his discomfort with by making fun of other people. Tsk.

-K

Lyonis
10-29-2004, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
I agree, SHM. I think someone has a little curiosity that he expresses his discomfort with by making fun of other people. Tsk.

-K

Isn’t that often the case? I remember this guy I knew at Ft.Hood that was always just a little too homophobic. In fact we’d often tease him saying that perhaps he’s just covering up for his own tendencies. Then he got caught fondling his room mate who had gotten too drunk. It stopped being funny.

Kadumi
11-03-2004, 08:17 AM
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LrdKazami signed off at 7:20:11 AM.
TheBadassKadumi: HOT WINGS FOR 25 CENTS AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY
Previous message was not received by LrdKazami because of error: User LrdKazami is not available.

THE BITCH!

Kainen
11-06-2004, 12:06 PM
Because Kaeral had a chuckle at MY expense..

Kaeral : it's hard typing with one hand.. argh
Drakkonna : LOL
Drakkonna : come on I thought you'd be used to it by now *grins*
Kaeral : walking down the street with my laptop on one hand.. groan
Drakkonna : wow.. that must be a hell of a sight.. you walking down the street.. typing with one hand *cough*
Kaeral : lol
Kaeral : at the street corner now.. heh
Kaeral : this is fun
Drakkonna : on the corner.. typing with one hand.. wierdo
Kaeral : lol
Drakkonna : of course you know where this is going right?
Kaeral : had to check the boundaries
Kaeral : pc?
Drakkonna : YES revenge is MINE!
Kaeral : bah

Trinitis
11-06-2004, 07:13 PM
Mazelina: Bebbe
Me: yes love? :-)
Mazelina: get over here and make me breakfast!
Me: wait..
Me: did you just tell me to get my bitch ass in the kitchen and make you a sammich??
Mazelina: *nod*
Mazelina: good to know you can read between the other words

:no: :wtf:

Caiylania
11-07-2004, 05:52 AM
GuitarShep (11:31:17 AM): poll: are penises pretty?
Caiylania (11:31:22 AM): no
GuitarShep (11:32:03 AM): mine is
Caiylania (11:32:55 AM): I'm glad you enjoy looking at it. :-)
GuitarShep (11:33:05 AM): hey now
GuitarShep (11:33:09 AM): you have a pretty penis too
Caiylania (11:34:51 AM): How'd you find out I was a man?!!
GuitarShep (11:35:18 AM): intimate groping
GuitarShep (11:35:35 AM): you were passed out
Caiylania (11:37:05 AM): So your bi? Hmmm interesting.
GuitarShep (11:37:18 AM): oooh no
GuitarShep (11:37:21 AM): I ran away
Caiylania (11:37:48 AM): You didn't run away if you saw it. You must have undressed me in my helpless state after groping me. You sick sick man.
GuitarShep (11:37:54 AM): I did
GuitarShep (11:37:59 AM): I didn't touch it though
GuitarShep (11:38:09 AM): sodomy doesn't require two penises
GuitarShep (11:38:11 AM): besides
Caiylania (11:38:12 AM): So you just like looking?
GuitarShep (11:38:17 AM): I'm not gay if our balls don't touch
GuitarShep (11:38:36 AM): which they didn't
Caiylania (11:39:49 AM): In denial. Tsk tsk.
GuitarShep (11:39:58 AM): no touch, no gay
Caiylania (11:40:16 AM): You just admired from a distance? That's cool my man.
Caiylania (11:40:19 AM): So, how YOU doin?
GuitarShep (11:41:05 AM): =-O
Caiylania (11:42:15 AM): :-*



*Edited to add those last two are the shocked look and smoochy Smileys from aim :)

[Edited on 11-7-2004 by Caiylania]

Caiylania
11-07-2004, 07:34 AM
Caiylania (1:31:07 PM): bertrandt just left!
Auto response from GuitarShep (1:31:07 PM): Its not gay if your balls don't touch
Caiylania (1:31:59 PM): Hehe

LilHellcat
11-07-2004, 10:14 AM
Hahah I was actually talking to him on the phone when you all were talking in IM's he was telling me all about it. I was laughing my ass off. He was like I'm going to IM random people and ask them if a penis is pretty lol.

:lol:

Caiylania
11-07-2004, 10:19 AM
Should we start a poll? ::gag::

LilHellcat
11-08-2004, 12:03 AM
I think he already started one not on here of course but nah I think that would really traumatize to many people. Though I'm sure if Brian reads this we can expect one soon. :yes:

SpunGirl
11-08-2004, 12:52 PM
Anyone who wants to IM this fuckwank to harass him, be my guest. God, I hate AOL.

ThominOhio [9:47 AM]: Have you ever, or wanted to watch a man on webcam?
Jojobabee [9:47 AM]: What the fuck? Do I know you? No. Go away.
ThominOhio [9:47 AM]: ok sorry to offend you

You can't just IM me and ask me to watch your cyberwanking. You have to buy me the Gift of Adventure first! :medieval:

-K

[Edited on 11-8-2004 by SpunGirl]

Drew2
11-08-2004, 12:57 PM
Why didn't you give him my SN????

SpunGirl
11-08-2004, 12:58 PM
Sorry:(

-K

Chadj
11-08-2004, 01:01 PM
Whenceitcame999: Have you ever, or wanted to watch a man on webcam?
Jojobabee: WHAT THE FUCK
Jojobabee: GO AWAY YOU FUCKING LOSER
Whenceitcame999: ok sorry to offend you


Hahahhahaha.


(for the record, it wasn't me the first time.. Just the second and third and fourth times)
[Edited on 11-8-2004 by Chadj]

[Edited on 11-8-2004 by Chadj]

ZeDirtySanchez
11-08-2004, 01:04 PM
ROFLMFAO

Chadj
11-08-2004, 01:10 PM
Whenceitcame999: Have you ever, or wanted to watch a man on webcam?
caiylania signed off at 1:07:45 PM.

Whenceitcame999: Have you ever, or wanted to watch a man on webcam?
Whenceitcame999: ?
petitedollie signed off at 1:10:30 PM.


[Edited on 11-8-2004 by Chadj]

SpunGirl
11-08-2004, 01:10 PM
Hahahahahahahahaz. Adriane is too sweet and pure for that kind of tomfoolery, Chadj. You offended her!

-K

Chadj
11-08-2004, 01:17 PM
Also note,

PetiteDollie: I have been known to look at the naughty pictures.

Shari
11-08-2004, 01:18 PM
Oh pish, you totally set me up for that. You're just bitter about my new (and obviously much more funny) quote.

SpunGirl
11-08-2004, 01:19 PM
I created a monster. I'm sorry. I'm off to do penance.

-K

DeV
11-08-2004, 01:21 PM
:lol2: @ Jesae's sig. Smooth Chad....smooth.

Chadj
11-08-2004, 01:24 PM
Also, a final note..

Whenceitcame999: Have you ever, or wanted to watch a man on webcam?
drew cantu: yes 2 both
drew cantu returned at 1:19:45 PM.
Whenceitcame999: Ok, sorry to offend you
drew cantu: No i said yes.

Caiylania
11-08-2004, 01:33 PM
I clicked ignore, guess that makes me look like I Signed off. LoL

Hips
11-08-2004, 01:38 PM
Whenceitcame999: Have you ever, or wanted to watch a man on webcam?
sweetlittleagony: Yeah, but not if it's you.
Whenceitcame999: ...:-(
sweetlittleagony: LOL
sweetlittleagony: PWNED
Whenceitcame999: Fuck
Whenceitcame999: I'm not posting that
Whenceitcame999: >:o
sweetlittleagony: I am!

Wezas
11-08-2004, 03:32 PM
X, a fountain of questions over time:

Xcalibur: got a script to make iron? i mean from town till there and back? or something like that?

Xcalibur: I'll cheat a bit, are you member of a house?

Xcalibur: Sup man, just a simple question, where you get your free game? kazaa? imesh?

Xcalibur: Heheh damn, just say you don't want me to bug you and i'll understand quicker ;) oh yeah you could.. i,m searching a good kick ass game 0-day rpg violent

Xcalibur: man, got age of mythology? surely not, but i asked at least

Xcalibur: Have you seen whales, or sharks (not daulphin) in gta vice city?

Xcalibur: Allo old lady, how are you going on this fine spring evening?

Xcalibur: Just searching for it... Where are the damn temporary files in win xp now? I mean, I surely got that there.

Xcalibur: Yo yo yo yo, still playing Wolfenstein?

Xcalibur: HOohohoohoho, HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Alfster
11-10-2004, 01:38 AM
A very random conversation between me and my ex...heh.


QueteePie2: i ripped this really big loud fart in the elevator tonight!! It was fucking awesome!
Dreagen: OMFG
Dreagen: WHAT?
QueteePie2: fuck yeah...it was just my friends there so i fuckin pushed it out
QueteePie2: i didnt expect to make that much of a comotion
Dreagen: HAHAHAHa
Dreagen: did you check your undies?
QueteePie2: hahaha...it wasnt like that
Dreagen: Ariel
Dreagen: are you sure?
QueteePie2: yeah
Dreagen: thongs pick that shit up
Dreagen: heh
QueteePie2: only when needed
QueteePie2: why wear them when no one sees then
QueteePie2: them
Dreagen: trust me
Dreagen: people see them all the time

Alfster
11-10-2004, 01:39 AM
PetiteDollie: worst scott has ever done is given me a black eye
Dreagen: with his weiner?
PetiteDollie: nope, with his tooth
Dreagen: heh
Dreagen: wtf
PetiteDollie: we were play fighting on the bed, wrestling and stuff and I tackled him and we flew off the bed and he fell ontop of me somehow and his tooth went right under my eye
PetiteDollie: i looked like an abused housewife
Dreagen: lol
Dreagen: that's great
PetiteDollie: and i went to my mom's to show her and she's like...WHAT HAPPENED....and I'm all...really quietly..."Scott got mad, and....he hit me"
Dreagen: lol
PetiteDollie: she totally didn't believe me
PetiteDollie: she's like..."You two were fucking around, weren't you"
Dreagen: lol



PetiteDollie: well, it didn't take long for Scott to realize he can't get a bj while i have braces
Dreagen: Oh man, that's a scary...scary thought
Dreagen: well
Dreagen: actually
Dreagen: the braces are on the outside
Dreagen: so he still could
Dreagen: it'd hurt your mouth though, i'd think
PetiteDollie: Not exactly, the metal bands around my back molars have these hooky thingies on the inside for rubberbands for whatever thing they're supposed to fix, I don't need them but they're there and I cut my tongue on them all the time
Dreagen: ewwwww

Jenisi
11-10-2004, 01:47 AM
I could have gone without reading that. Heh.

Shari
11-10-2004, 02:08 AM
Dreagen [11:24 PM]: So, the first time she goes down on me...I was her first anything, so she didn't really know what she was doing
Dreagen [11:25 PM]: I hadn't shaved my balls yet...she wore a watch and it was teh only thing that I didn't take off of her, and she didn't take it off...well this was the night I learned to shave my balls...
Dreagen [11:25 PM]: So, she's using her hand sorta and her watch caught a few of my "special hairs" and like tore them out, but I didnt' want to stop her...it happened a couple of times
Dreagen [11:25 PM]: WHen she was done, she goes, "How was that?"
Dreagen [11:25 PM]: What does my dumb ass say?
Dreagen [11:25 PM]: I said, "next time, take your watch off"
PetiteDollie [11:26 PM]: rofl
Dreagen [11:26 PM]: Haha, it took like, literally a year before she went down on me again...not to mention, the next day I told EVERYONE I knew what she did...and there was a pep assembly and when she got up in front of the whole school....
Dreagen [11:26 PM]: The entire senior class yells out, "Ariel, WHAT TIME IS IT?"
Dreagen [11:26 PM]: she was a bit embarrassed
Dreagen [11:26 PM]: haha
PetiteDollie [11:26 PM]: that is SOOOOO fuckedup
Dreagen [11:26 PM]: I still haven't lived that one down

Now, if you're going to post it, post ALL of it...

Caiylania
11-10-2004, 06:02 AM
Did not need to know anyyyy of that. :D

Trinitis
11-10-2004, 08:53 PM
Me: Have you ever wanted to see real men on webcam?

sweetlittleagony: are you chadj?

Me: no

sweetlittleagony: then yes

sweetlittleagony: BWUAHAHAHA

Me: OMG <3


Chadj = PWNED

Chadj
11-10-2004, 10:07 PM
... I hate you.

Lyonis
11-11-2004, 04:27 AM
Here’s a sample of the bitter divide in Los Angeles over the start of the basketball season.


HiI’mWrong: Yeah, but those lawyers only get off teh guilty
HiI’mWrong: Shit
HiI’mWrong: Look at OJ
TheSideOfTruth: yeah
HiI’mWrong: Look at Michael Jackson
HiI’mWrong: Look at Kobe

TheSideOfTruth: KOBE IS NOT FUCKING GUILTY I HOPE YOU DIE
TheSideOfTruth: hum
HiI’mWrong: LoLoL
TheSideOfTruth: heh
HiI’mWrong: Sorry, he's one huge loser
HiI’mWrong: It's all about Shack
HiI’mWrong: Fuck Kobe
TheSideOfTruth: OMFG what the hell is the matter with you?
HiI’mWrong: LoL
TheSideOfTruth: shaq=pussy
HiI’mWrong: lmao
TheSideOfTruth: the problems on the lakers were caused by Shaq I think. Now this is just my theory on it
TheSideOfTruth: You have to admit that Kobe is a ball hog but he's a fierce competitor. He was always in shape, played through injuries. Fuck man you remember him hitting shots with his LEFT hand when he jacked up his right shoulder. Shaq meanwhile had some sand in his coochie so he took a few weeks off.
TheSideOfTruth: I think Kobe resented Shaq because he saw that they could of been the greatest ever. Dude with Shaq and Kobe playing the lakers should of won like a bunch more if Shaq would of tried like Kobe.
TheSideOfTruth: end rant
HiI’mWrong: lol
HiI’mWrong: Alright man. I'm gonna take off
HiI’mWrong: Take it easy
HiI’mWrong: and...
HiI’mWrong: FUCK KOBE!
HiI’mWrong signed off at 1:12:19 AM.
TheSideOfTruth: you bitch
1.
Previous message was not received by HiI’mWrong because of error: User HiI’mWrong is not available.

I can’t wait to see them play on Christmas.

Latrinsorm
11-11-2004, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by Lyonis
Here’s a sample of the bitter divide in Los Angeles over the start of the basketball season.For a second there, I thought I was going to see a real live Clippers fan.

Kobe still sucks.

Lyonis
11-11-2004, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by Latrinsorm
For a second there, I thought I was going to see a real live Clippers fan.



Those exist?

Eiderfleur
11-11-2004, 04:42 PM
Adredrin: Eider wants to have my bebies
Adredrin: ::nods::
Me: lol eider has no one's babies but moulis babies
Me: and those were aborted!
Adredrin: :-P

4a6c1
11-12-2004, 01:43 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Because Jolena LOVES the nanner

BreeLv2: H8!!!!
G3Saia: LOL
BreeLv2: YOU TOTALLY TOOK IT OUT OF CONTEXT!!
BreeLv2: :wails:
G3Saia: U R da pickle pervert
BreeLv2: :does want the nanner though::
BreeLv2: um..no, that's Zim
BreeLv2: ZIM has the pickle thingie
G3Saia: Jol LOVES the pickle
BreeLv2: I wanted the nanner, and he made me come up with pickles for him in trade
G3Saia: Pickle nanner all the same to you huh? as long as you get one
G3Saia: *HIDES*
BreeLv2: but NO..he gives it to TOY! The pink haired MONKEY PRINCESS BRIDE
G3Saia: hahahahahahahah
BreeLv2: err..no, actually..I preferr..ya know? I'm so not going to get into this.
BreeLv2: You're gonna AIM snippet me or something, I KNOW IT!
BreeLv2: anyhow, no I am not a pickle fiend. but I do want the nanner.
G3Saia: thats a great idea
G3Saia: yes, yes it is
BreeLv2: ....
BreeLv2: I said it before, but just so you know.. and are positive of it.
BreeLv2: H8!!!
G3Saia: u WUV me

I suggest Stunseed keep track of his nanners.

Jolena
11-12-2004, 01:37 PM
:hang: Jihna. That is all.

4a6c1
11-12-2004, 04:16 PM
Ahhh, thats sweet. She needs a nanner.

:D

4a6c1
11-13-2004, 02:23 AM
me = pwned

Kevin = pwning to be announced.

LordWarclaidhm: You're a girl right?
G3Saia: .......

Sad thing is, I dont think he ment to be mean. :cry:

Trinitis
11-13-2004, 03:07 PM
Chadj: ... i want plz
Me: ROFL
Me: DOANS HAWT PP!!! <--- Hyperlink
Chadj: OMG YAZ
Chadj: so hot.
Chadj: AND ITS BLACK
Me: ROFL
Chadj: there are 5 sizes of penis.
Chadj: small
medium
large
wow
Chadj: and 'does that come in white?"
Me: LOL
Chadj: *nods*
Me: U LIK DOANS STRETCHABLE PP!?!?
Chadj: I LUV IT I THINK I NEED TO WANK NOW

Chadj
11-13-2004, 03:08 PM
... my secrets.. You swore you wouldn't tell!

Caiylania
11-13-2004, 06:48 PM
Two different topics sometimes come together so well......


Tara says:
I havew warc imming meeeeeeeeeeeee
Adriane says:
oh gods no
Tara says:
yesssssssssssssss
Tara says:
shit
Tara says:
woo hoo I finally got my concealed handgun license!
Tara says:
now I can get my damned handgun
Adriane says:
that is going in snippets. Because you said that right after saying warclaidhm is IMing you

---------------------------

I won't delete. But to clarify:

This was a private conversation I chose to post, and did so even before Tara could object, because I thought it was funny.

For people to use this against her, when its apples and oranges to posts in Warclaid threads I find low. I POSTED this. Not Tara. Her comments in other threads were based on public posting and things in GS. NOT about people's private conversations.

I see no hypocrisy on her part when it comes to this snippet. Posting this it seems was a mistake, but was MY mistake. Hindsight 20/20.

[Edited on 11-15-2004 by Caiylania]

Brattt8525
11-13-2004, 06:51 PM
I am so......going to help Levi get you again Caiy!

Caiylania
11-13-2004, 06:55 PM
Just remember, he NEEDED your help to get me!!!

Brattt8525
11-13-2004, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Caiylania
Just remember, he NEEDED your help to get me!!!

Oh you can be so ....mean spirited!

Caiylania
11-13-2004, 07:01 PM
All I have to say is......

So how's the convo with Warclaidhm going?

Brattt8525
11-13-2004, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Caiylania
All I have to say is......

So how's the convo with Warclaidhm going?

He stopped IMing me. I didn't even tell him I was buying a handgun!

:D Not sure what he is doing, but so far his conversation has been very normal.

Nieninque
11-13-2004, 07:18 PM
So its ok for you to disparage him?
Not for anyone else?

Brattt8525
11-13-2004, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Nieninque
So its ok for you to disparage him?
Not for anyone else?

how did I disparge him?

Caiylania
11-13-2004, 07:22 PM
That was in private IMs that turned funny and I chose to post.

She never said he wasn't the idiot people make him out to be, the post was that people who hate him, seem to start crap IG with him. That it's COOL now to kill Warclaidhm. Let's not bring it to a joke/fun thread please.

Nieninque
11-13-2004, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by Brattt8525

how did I disparge him?

Scroll up

Brattt8525
11-13-2004, 07:31 PM
He stopped IMing me. I didn't even tell him I was buying a handgun!

Not sure what he is doing, but so far his conversation has been very normal

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

No disparging there, I was making light of what Caiy posted.

SpunGirl
11-14-2004, 10:11 PM
Lyonis: gotcha
Lyonis: i thought you mean 4pm to 10pm
Jojobabee: heh
Lyonis: i was gonna be like I'LL GIVE YOU MY PP FOR A JOB
Jojobabee: LOLZ
Jojobabee: I am so posting that.
Lyonis: shit

-K

Drew2
11-15-2004, 08:29 AM
drew cantu (9:52:10 PM): back in VA?
Betheny Joy (9:52:14 PM): yep
drew cantu (9:52:28 PM): oh darn adn I was about to leave to Austin to come see you
Betheny Joy (9:52:33 PM): liar
drew cantu (9:52:43 PM): lol NO REALLY
drew cantu (9:52:43 PM): I WAS
Betheny Joy (9:52:52 PM): no you werent
drew cantu (9:52:58 PM): whatever
Betheny Joy (9:53:02 PM): you dojn't like me
drew cantu (9:53:08 PM): you're right i hate you
Betheny Joy (9:53:15 PM): i know
drew cantu (9:53:32 PM): shut up you know that's not true
Betheny Joy (9:53:38 PM): I know
Betheny Joy (9:53:41 PM): but you didn't come see me :-(
Betheny Joy (9:53:46 PM): I was hoping you would
drew cantu (9:53:52 PM): i know
Betheny Joy (9:53:56 PM): cause I know you are a ho and would put out
drew cantu (9:53:59 PM): LOL

Drew2
11-15-2004, 10:33 AM
d1o: OMG HI 2 U
drew cantu: omg?
d1o: oh my god
drew cantu: i know
drew cantu: who is this
d1o: d1o
d1o: listen man
d1o: you're a good guy
d1o: right?
d1o: I.R.L.
drew cantu: uh sure
d1o: Okay.
d1o: I just wanted to make sure
d1o: I'll pray for you man
drew cantu: ...ok
d1o: Tayre commits many sins.
d1o: But if you're good in your heart
d1o: I'll pray for you
drew cantu: tayre is a piece of text
d1o: Killing in a game
d1o: is still killing
drew cantu: rofl
d1o: god didn't say
d1o: don't murder, except in text games
drew cantu: 1. I'm athiest
d1o: you're taking a part of someone every implode rod
drew cantu: 2. You're insane.
d1o: and every bone shatter
d1o: 3. I'll pray 4 u
d1o: i have prayer group one wed. night
d1o: so expect a change, and soon
drew cantu: LOL
drew cantu: Thanks for the laugh.
d1o: Laugh now, I was where you are now once
d1o: I changed though
d1o: I now play a nice cleric, Wecodean.
d1o: And I help individuals
drew cantu: This isn't Wecodean
d1o: instead of hurt them.
d1o: DUH FUX0r
d1o: <3
drew cantu: Wecodean can't speak English this well
d1o: nor can he type for shit
d1o: He can cast smite quick enough though.
d1o: :\
drew cantu: lol
drew cantu: so who is this really
d1o: Sean
drew cantu: No, really.
d1o: no, sean can't type this well either.
d1o: lol
d1o: I'll give you a hint.
d1o: I'm the most intelligent and powerful form of trash.
drew cantu: Longshot!
d1o: bullshit.
drew cantu: LOL
d1o: I'm disappointed.
d1o: :-(
drew cantu: Ok then who
d1o: I underestimated you, maybe I will pray.
drew cantu: Latrinsorm?
d1o: Tayre
drew cantu: rofl.
d1o: c'mon.
d1o: Post this log on PC
d1o: and let the flaming begin
drew cantu: tell me who you are first
d1o: don't post the end
d1o: just the beginning
d1o: edit whatever you want
drew cantu: oh i planned on it
drew cantu: but tell me who you are
d1o: You know who this is, fucker.
d1o: THINK
d1o: WHO IS stupid enough to do this shit
d1o: at 10:30
d1o: on a monday morning
drew cantu: Beth
d1o: in my fucking history class
drew cantu: oh
drew cantu: rofl
d1o: Beth
d1o: != college
drew cantu: Yeah
drew cantu: hmm
d1o: College, Loser, Gemstone
drew cantu: JAYVN
d1o: Mass violence in game
drew cantu: oh.
d1o: You've killed me 10 times.
d1o: Probably
drew cantu: god, I'm drawing a blank
d1o: I saw you with your slave empath
d1o: And you told me to close my eyes.
d1o: That was a big hint.
drew cantu: rofl I remember that but I can't remember who you are
d1o: If you don't get it now you smoke weed or something and have fried your fucking brains out.
drew cantu: i don't
d1o: xxxxxxx
drew cantu: Oh, shit.
d1o: lol
d1o: omghi2u
drew cantu: You're xxxxxx?
d1o: Yea.
d1o: Sadly.
drew cantu: rofl.
drew cantu: Sadly.
d1o: Indeed.
drew cantu: You can't be serious.
d1o: Yea
d1o: xxxxxxx/xxxxxxx
drew cantu: Hahaha. You're funny when you're not killing people.
d1o: lol
d1o: I'm really a normal guy, but just get fucking bored
d1o: wasted intellect
d1o: :\
drew cantu: You've earned a place on my buddy list for making me laugh this early.
drew cantu: feel honored
d1o: lol
d1o: excellent
d1o: you know what man
d1o: I've made friends with Snowdrop even
d1o: on aim
d1o: lol
drew cantu: LOL
d1o: now thats a fucking accomplishment
drew cantu: Damn. And she's a cuntrag most of the time.
d1o: indeed
d1o: she's from Scotland man
d1o: that explains so much
d1o: She has to go chop wood and shit
d1o: before she goes to bed, etc.
d1o: alright man post this shit, i gtg take notes
drew cantu: LOL
drew cantu: ok
drew cantu: later
d1o: fucking boring ass class
drew cantu: yeah i don't go to mine
d1o: post the beginning i wanna see the flaming
d1o: and then post on my new account
d1o: proxyRUS

Brackish Mage
11-15-2004, 10:38 AM
Members viewing this page: Brackish Mage, Nieninque

GSLeloo
11-15-2004, 10:40 AM
Uh duh he's Lycain, I posted a thing of him doing that to me once and claiming to be Methais.

4a6c1
11-15-2004, 10:40 AM
wtf? WHO WAS IT??

Brackish Mage
11-15-2004, 10:41 AM
I mean, he has a point. Murder IS murder. Gemstone is a cesspool spreading the ways of the devil. Paganism, spell casting, and murder. hell, even IG sex is rampant, without being married.

Nieninque
11-15-2004, 10:42 AM
Lycain has not made friends with me.
We had an AIM conversation where I didnt swear at him. That does not mean we are friends.

Remember that, Brackish Mage

And fuck off Drew. I am not a cuntrag.

h8u

GSLeloo
11-15-2004, 10:43 AM
Brackish mage = Lycain?

Nieninque
11-15-2004, 10:43 AM
:yes:

Brackish Mage
11-15-2004, 10:56 AM
<3 Nieninque

Sean
11-15-2004, 10:58 AM
let it go

Wezas
11-15-2004, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by Tijay
let it go

fix your avatar

Nieninque
11-15-2004, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by Brackish Mage
<3 Nieninque

h8 u

u lied 2 me

Latrinsorm
11-15-2004, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Tayre
d1o: god didn't say
d1o: don't murder, except in text games:banghead:
drew cantu: Latrinsorm? I hate you.

SpunGirl
11-15-2004, 04:42 PM
Jojobabee: (Name witheld) wanted ur body.
Tierus: She did not.
Jojobabee: I'd make out with you if I were allowed. Don't short sell yourself.
Tierus: She's just a fucking whore.
Tierus: And you're my friend. Of course you want to fuck me.

-K

[Edited on 11-15-2004 by SpunGirl]

Trinitis
11-15-2004, 08:45 PM
Anticors away message :

@ church for Christmas play practice (I'm the baby Jesus this year )


:lol:

Stunseed
11-15-2004, 08:50 PM
You're gonna make baby Jesus cry.

[Edited on 11-16-2004 by Stunseed]

SpunGirl
11-15-2004, 09:21 PM
Betheny Joy [6:15 PM]: i have a cuddly ferret in my lap
Jojobabee [6:15 PM]: aw.
Jojobabee [6:15 PM]: I have a passed out kitty on my chest
Jojobabee [6:16 PM]: we should get them together for playtime
Betheny Joy [6:16 PM]: my ferrets would hump your cat probably
Jojobabee [6:16 PM]: LOL
Jojobabee [6:16 PM]: she's spayed
Jojobabee [6:16 PM]: No pussy to hump
Betheny Joy [6:16 PM]: so
Jojobabee [6:17 PM]: no point of insertion.
Jojobabee [6:17 PM]: OMG
Jojobabee [6:17 PM]: OMFG
Jojobabee [6:17 PM]: GUess what
Jojobabee [6:17 PM]: So I went to Seigfried and Roy's Dolphin habitat
Jojobabee [6:17 PM]: And they had dolphins in the pool playing
Jojobabee [6:17 PM]: And one of them was holding a frisbee with its wang.
Betheny Joy [6:17 PM]: did one of them SPERMIFICATE ALL OVER
Betheny Joy [6:17 PM]: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOFL
Jojobabee [6:17 PM]: Like, dolphin wangs are cool
Betheny Joy [6:17 PM]: what does dolphin wang look like
Jojobabee [6:18 PM]: they're all curvy and s-shaped and UBER PINKY RED
Jojobabee [6:18 PM]: and they can pick stuff up with them
Betheny Joy [6:18 PM]: WTF
Jojobabee [6:18 PM]: yeah!
Jojobabee [6:18 PM]: like a giant finger!
Betheny Joy [6:18 PM]: THEY TRAINED THE DOLPHINS PENIS?
Jojobabee [6:18 PM]: and the dolphin was rolling on his back holding the frisbee with his wang
Jojobabee [6:18 PM]: I think they can just do it
Jojobabee [6:18 PM]: It's like a body part they use like we use hands.
Betheny Joy [6:19 PM]: wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-K

SpunGirl
11-16-2004, 12:46 AM
This is why I :heart: you, Beth.

-K

Caiylania
11-16-2004, 03:17 AM
Oiy...... orange juice......all over...... must..... clean.

SpunGirl
11-16-2004, 05:38 PM
Jdkbuildtx [2:28 PM]: hello
Jojobabee [2:28 PM]: hi
Jdkbuildtx [2:28 PM]: how are you?
Jojobabee [2:29 PM]: good, thanks.
Jdkbuildtx [2:29 PM]: you're welcome
Jdkbuildtx [2:29 PM]: what are you up to?
Jojobabee [2:29 PM]: ah, just reading some message boards.
Jdkbuildtx [2:30 PM]: where from?
Jojobabee [2:31 PM]: where am I from, or where is the message board from?
Jdkbuildtx [2:31 PM]: where are you from?
Jdkbuildtx [2:33 PM]: have i offended you?
Jojobabee [2:33 PM]: Uh
Jojobabee [2:33 PM]: well, how come you decided to IM me?
Jojobabee [2:33 PM]: You saw my profile or something, right?
Jdkbuildtx [2:34 PM]: well, why did you respond? and yes, i saw the profile you posted
Jojobabee [2:34 PM]: So why are you asking where I'm from?
Jdkbuildtx [2:34 PM]: i didn't read your profile in depth
Jojobabee [2:34 PM]: hahaha.
Jojobabee [2:34 PM]: kthx bye.

SpunGirl
11-17-2004, 12:30 PM
Caiylania [9:24 AM]: Oh yah! I replied to your reply of my reply with a REPLY
Jojobabee [9:25 AM]: and I replied.... X 100!
Caiylania [9:26 AM]: take that reply you replier!
Jojobabee [9:26 AM]: reply whore!
Jojobabee [9:26 AM]: ::points::
Jojobabee [9:27 AM]: 's ok
Jojobabee [9:27 AM]: I r post whore
Jojobabee [9:27 AM]: Member of the Day is SpunGirl with 74 posts
Caiylania [9:27 AM]: LMAO

-K

Caiylania
11-17-2004, 12:33 PM
SPUN LIKES ORRRRRRRRRRRBS!

Caiylania
11-18-2004, 05:31 AM
GuitarShep (11:22:25 AM): okies time for sleep
GuitarShep (11:22:35 AM): and by sleep I mean masturbation
Caiylania (11:22:55 AM): ok
Caiylania (11:22:56 AM): ciao!
Caiylania (11:23:09 AM): Tink ooof Kurapira wile yer doin it
GuitarShep (11:23:31 AM): I hate you
GuitarShep (11:23:33 AM): nite nite
Caiylania (11:26:25 AM): So posting that on PC!!!!!!!

Nieninque
11-18-2004, 02:18 PM
Male Driver: wow im a dork
Me: what?
Male Driver: I drove away from the gas station with the pump still in
Male Driver: whistle
Me: lmao

Lyonis
11-18-2004, 02:33 PM
I get the feeling that the driver is an incredibly caring and wonderful person that shouldn't be made fun of for this.

Nieninque
11-18-2004, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Lyonis
I get the feeling that the driver is an incredibly caring and wonderful person that shouldn't be made fun of for this.


Yeah Yeah....

I was thinking that too


















not!

Lyonis
11-18-2004, 02:52 PM
Lyonis=served


:(

SpunGirl
11-18-2004, 02:54 PM
I was gonna put back the gas nozzle, 'till I got high....

-K

Tsunami
11-18-2004, 02:55 PM
LOL, my brother somehow got a hold of one of those, and they went to his buddies work and put it into his gas tank. Then they went inside and said "Bones, man were you drunk last night! Do you realize what you did!?" They went outside with him, and he was FLIPPING out. It was a riot! :lol:

Lyonis
11-18-2004, 02:57 PM
So so glad it was just two old black man outside the gas station.

Sean of the Thread
11-18-2004, 03:02 PM
Dxxxxxxxxxxxe1 (2:10:17 AM): I want to pee on you...drip drip


gotta love women

[Edited on 11-18-2004 by Xyelin]

Nieninque
11-19-2004, 04:14 PM
A certain someone: Aetheri asks, "Ankari, ongolum estra todaius postru?"
>
Izalude nods to Aetheri.
>
Izalude says, "Estradum porz neya zhush hamen."
A certain someone: translate?
gs3snowyowl: Does my bum look big in this?
gs3snowyowl: Yes but I still fancy you
A certain someone: no way/
gs3snowyowl: I dont know
gs3snowyowl: I made it up
A certain someone: heh

Jenisi
11-20-2004, 12:28 PM
SW Kuyuk: ask him how much of a girl I sound like
SW Kuyuk: he'll laugh
SW Kuyuk: because he actually knows :-(
pinkberries17: you got the "girliest girl ever" title
SW Kuyuk: :'(
SW Kuyuk: oh well
pinkberries17: aw
SW Kuyuk: but it's soothing to the ear, much like nails on a chalkboard

Jenisi
11-20-2004, 12:35 PM
I've been swindled.

Kuyuk
11-20-2004, 12:44 PM
<I've been swindled. >


Arr! Tis ye that be de Pirate! Arr!



K.

Artha
11-20-2004, 07:10 PM
BardishMaster (7:02:37 PM): bah
BardishMaster (7:02:37 PM): I r so mad
WTFL0LSTFU (7:02:43 PM): y???
BardishMaster (7:02:49 PM): I was busy AFK scripting, minding my own business,
WTFL0LSTFU (7:03:09 PM): and!?!?
BardishMaster (7:03:13 PM): (I wasn't actually. I was tweaking this annoying fucking script, trying to make it recognize ambushers via disk)
BardishMaster (7:03:18 PM): so yeah, I had another window open,
BardishMaster (7:03:33 PM): and I was sitting there, and when I opened up the GS window again
BardishMaster (7:03:41 PM): some mofo had moved me to some weird place:E
BardishMaster (7:03:44 PM): >:o
WTFL0LSTFU (7:03:50 PM): whoa!!!
WTFL0LSTFU (7:03:54 PM): why would they do that!?!?!?
BardishMaster (7:04:04 PM): i dunno, but they are gonna die, cause my script was paused at a node
BardishMaster (7:04:16 PM): :-(
WTFL0LSTFU (7:04:39 PM): haha
BardishMaster (7:04:48 PM): but I wanna know who it was!!!
WTFL0LSTFU (7:04:50 PM): I'll tell you who it was for 200k!
BardishMaster (7:05:06 PM): so I've been moving around AFK for like, ever, trying to get them to do it again
BardishMaster (7:05:10 PM): you don't know >:o>:o
WTFL0LSTFU (7:05:12 PM): rofl
BardishMaster (7:05:30 PM): hell,
BardishMaster (7:05:56 PM): I've even gone into rooms and attacked other people's critters (not killed, just attacked from defensive) trying to get them to be all OMG IM GONNA MOVE U AGAIN
BardishMaster (7:06:00 PM): then I go all
BardishMaster (7:06:01 PM): prep 1005
BardishMaster (7:06:04 PM): sing fuckface
WTFL0LSTFU (7:06:07 PM): haha
BardishMaster (7:06:10 PM): atta fuckface
BardishMaster (7:06:12 PM): atta fuckface
BardishMaster (7:06:14 PM): atta fuckafe
BardishMaster (7:06:19 PM): And done
WTFL0LSTFU (7:06:36 PM): dofl
WTFL0LSTFU (7:07:46 PM): ok ok I confess
BardishMaster (7:07:59 PM): It wasn't you, you lie
WTFL0LSTFU (7:08:06 PM): oh ok fine then
BardishMaster (7:08:15 PM): Where was I brought then, huh, huh????
WTFL0LSTFU (7:08:23 PM): it surely wasn't the hot springs
WTFL0LSTFU (7:08:33 PM): !!!
BardishMaster (7:08:40 PM): ..
BardishMaster (7:08:42 PM): it was you..
BardishMaster (7:08:43 PM): fucker
WTFL0LSTFU (7:08:50 PM): BardishMaster (7:07:59 PM): It wasn't you, you lie
BardishMaster (7:09:01 PM): ...
BardishMaster (7:09:05 PM): kill urself plz
WTFL0LSTFU (7:09:08 PM): roflz

DeV
11-20-2004, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Artha
BardishMaster (7:03:41 PM): some mofo had moved me to some weird place:E
BardishMaster (7:03:44 PM): >:o
:lol: Like you've never done that to anyone before. :smug: You have to admit.. it's kinda funny.

Chadj
11-20-2004, 07:18 PM
I have, yes.. But not for no reason!..

Well, except the time Aone was moving AFK people from the park over to Icemule.. and then locking them in the rooms. I enjoyed molesting them, so I went along with it!!

Artha
11-20-2004, 07:18 PM
Well, except the time Aone was moving AFK people from the park over to Icemule.. and then locking them in the rooms. I enjoyed molesting them, so I went along with it!!

:saint:

4a6c1
11-20-2004, 07:20 PM
HAHA! I actually did that...once. I never did it again because after dragging the mofo halfway across town I got a send from Kylia or whatever and shes like 'What are you doing?' I was like,'What?!?! I was taking him to TC, I'm innocent I tell you. I did nuthin!'. H8 afk scripters but now I just ignore them. :)

Chadj
11-20-2004, 07:21 PM
Heh, I wasn't AFK scripting.. I was paused at the pine in Kiramon.

When I catch AFK scripters, I generally knock them down, report them, or both.

Chelle
11-20-2004, 07:23 PM
Heh I am still trying to wrap my mind around the fact Dolphins can hold frizbees with their wang. I also feel kinda ripped off cus I've been to that habitat and I didn't get to see the wang frizbee tossers!

Artha
11-20-2004, 07:53 PM
Heh I am still trying to wrap my mind around the fact Dolphins can hold frizbees with their wang.

I am suitably impressed.

crazymage
11-21-2004, 12:40 AM
GS Lady Gothique (12:38:13 AM): I always touch my boob
GS Lady Gothique (12:38:26 AM): im a chronic masturbater

The Cat In The Hat
11-21-2004, 01:01 AM
CrazyMage87: when you move in im making crippledgothsex.com
GS Lady Gothique: When I move in?! heh
CrazyMage87: yes!

crazymage
11-21-2004, 01:16 AM
LaBaule820 (1:02:30 AM): is this Crazymage from the PC??
CrazyMage87 (1:02:34 AM): yep
LaBaule820 (1:02:43 AM): alrighty then
CrazyMage87 (1:02:52 AM): ?
LaBaule820 (1:03:03 AM): i just got my new laptop today, i'm excited lol
CrazyMage87 (1:03:11 AM): whos this
LaBaule820 (1:03:24 AM): I'm stacey
CrazyMage87 (1:03:31 AM): stacey who
LaBaule820 (1:03:44 AM): sorry i dont give out my last name
CrazyMage87 (1:03:54 AM): lol gem name?
LaBaule820 (1:04:02 AM): oll
CrazyMage87 (1:04:08 AM): oll?
LaBaule820 (1:04:17 AM): u say some interesting things... lol
CrazyMage87 (1:04:21 AM): wtf kinda name is oll
LaBaule820 (1:04:30 AM): dont talk to me like that
CrazyMage87 (1:04:46 AM): why not
LaBaule820 (1:04:55 AM): i'll probably never know lol
CrazyMage87 (1:05:10 AM): are you drunk
LaBaule820 (1:05:23 AM): i take offense to that
CrazyMage87 (1:05:40 AM): wow
CrazyMage87 (1:05:48 AM): pretty uptight
LaBaule820 (1:05:50 AM): wow is right
LaBaule820 (1:07:05 AM): where did u go? lol
CrazyMage87 (1:07:23 AM): you bore me!!
LaBaule820 (1:07:33 AM): we were discussing u -- not me
LaBaule820 (1:07:40 AM): haha, FunnyMuffin.com has really funny pictures. h ave you ever been there?
CrazyMage87 (1:07:48 AM): im an asshole who gets bored easily
CrazyMage87 (1:07:49 AM): no
LaBaule820 (1:07:59 AM): How rude, I just want to have a friendly conversation with you, my therapist says its good to meet new people
LaBaule820 (1:09:04 AM): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
CrazyMage87 (1:09:31 AM): go hang out with warclaidhm
LaBaule820 (1:09:40 AM): i am watching fear factor, man this show is crazy
LaBaule820 (1:10:48 AM): Are you still there?
CrazyMage87 (1:11:03 AM): nope
LaBaule820 (1:11:13 AM): loly our funny
CrazyMage87 (1:11:19 AM): go away
LaBaule820 (1:11:30 AM): No
LaBaule820 (1:12:35 AM): hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
LaBaule820 (1:12:40 AM): You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting chattingaimbot.com

11-21-2004, 01:18 AM
FUCKING PWND 1111!1!one

-Arkans

The Cat In The Hat
11-21-2004, 01:25 AM
Someone sent me one of those too, I thought it was YOU, Sergey...

crazymage
11-21-2004, 01:28 AM
nope adredrin thinks i sent him one to but i am way to lazy to do that

Sylphsyte
11-21-2004, 01:39 AM
wow somone was bored huh? <-- got one too

Axhinde
11-21-2004, 01:39 AM
Someone sent me one as well...one can only wonder..

11-21-2004, 01:40 AM
Haha! They'll never take me alive!!!

Brattt8525
11-21-2004, 01:44 AM
I never got one, I feel cheated.

Caiylania
11-21-2004, 05:37 AM
An aim chat bot? What WILL they think of next.

:drunk:

Kainen
11-21-2004, 09:57 AM
Someone sent that stupid bot to me too :rolleyes: I just blocked it.

Chadj
11-21-2004, 10:47 AM
I got one too... I think it was Bobmuhthol :(

Ilvane
11-21-2004, 02:41 PM
I just got one too..Someone is really bored.

-A

AnticorRifling
11-21-2004, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Chelle
Heh I am still trying to wrap my mind around the fact Dolphins can hold frizbees with their wang.

I can hold towels up with mine, then I do wave them up and down. It's a gift.

SpunGirl
11-21-2004, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
I can hold towels up with mine, then I do wave them up and down. It's a gift.

I had a boyfriend who used to do that.

Discussing Vegascon with Dainslef:

Queelocke88 [7:41 PM]: I'm gonna have to ask a favour.
Queelocke88 [7:41 PM]: So I don't get lost yer gonna have to keep an eye on me.
Queelocke88 [7:41 PM]: I don't wanna accidently get married or something.


-K

Caiylania
11-27-2004, 07:25 PM
Caiylania (1:06:46 AM): Kiara sneezed, and I said salute and she goes.... ," No mama!!! say bless you kewawa"
xxxxxxxxx: she can talk?
Caiylania (1:08:01 AM): ::stare::
Caiylania (1:08:16 AM): she's been talking for a long time.
Caiylania (1:08:34 AM): and quite the stubborn lil girl.
xxxxxxxxx (1:09:04 AM): But.. she's new
xxxxxxxxx (1:09:06 AM): You just got her
xxxxxxxxx (1:09:21 AM): She's still under warrenty
Caiylania (1:09:56 AM): LMAO

Jolena
11-27-2004, 08:22 PM
yeah I got one of those bots too actually, runabeat or something and I blocked it too.

Caiylania
12-01-2004, 09:03 AM
Caiylania (8:58:45 AM): I'm a horrible procrastinator
Tijay2000 (8:58:56 AM): welcome to the club
Caiylania (8:59:20 AM): My friends birthday is today and I waited til like 5pm yesterday to draw her gift.
Tijay2000 (8:59:45 AM): I've got you beat my friends bday was 24 hours ago and I still havn't called her.
Caiylania (9:01:29 AM): Your right! In fact... your five days late and I'm CRUSHED.
Tijay2000 (9:01:58 AM): your 12 days late
Caiylania (9:02:26 AM): Your birthday was this month to? November rocks
Caiylania (9:02:34 AM): NO I'm NOT
Caiylania (9:02:41 AM): I posted in your birthday thread!
Caiylania (9:02:42 AM): hah
Caiylania (9:02:49 AM): I didn't even get a birthday thread :-(
Tijay2000 (9:04:20 AM): we didn't want to remind you that your 84 years old this year
Caiylania (9:04:28 AM): ::::wail::::
Tijay2000 (9:04:31 AM): 82 rather
Caiylania (9:07:00 AM): Now yer just being mean. It's 75 damnit.
Tijay2000 (9:07:13 AM): nuh uh, ...
Caiylania (9:07:21 AM): uh huh
Tijay2000 (9:07:22 AM): Birthday: November 25, 1912
Tijay2000 (9:07:31 AM): 92
Caiylania (9:07:38 AM): :-X
Caiylania (9:07:42 AM): So busted.
Caiylania (9:07:52 AM): Damn I look good for my age.
Tijay2000 (9:08:27 AM): it doesn't change the fact that you have 92 year old meat flaps
Caiylania (9:08:51 AM): >:o
Caiylania (9:09:07 AM): At least I don't need depends yet.
Tijay2000 (9:09:17 AM): mhm
Tijay2000 (9:09:34 AM): just because you put the depends in the tampax box doesn't mean you don't have depends
Caiylania (9:12:08 AM): Your just cruel you are

Kainen
12-01-2004, 09:09 AM
*Tijay2000 (9:09:34 AM): just because you put the depends in the tampax box doesn't mean you don't have depends*

I am SOOO gonna tell my Mom that.. thank goodness she's 5 hours away *ducks*

Drew2
12-01-2004, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling

I can hold towels up with mine, then I do wave them up and down. It's a gift.


I don't believe you.

Chadj
12-01-2004, 09:44 PM
GS Kurapira (8:41:17 PM): oh. my. god
BardishMaster (8:41:19 PM): ?
GS Kurapira (8:41:25 PM): i never thought i would say this to you
GS Kurapira (8:41:31 PM): but you being the horny teenager you are
GS Kurapira (8:41:33 PM): i have to ask
GS Kurapira (8:41:36 PM): ::stares::
GS Kurapira (8:41:41 PM): do you have any porno?
BardishMaster (8:41:46 PM): Haha,
BardishMaster (8:41:49 PM): HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
GS Kurapira (8:41:51 PM): yeah..
GS Kurapira (8:41:56 PM): saw that coming
BardishMaster (8:41:57 PM): No, I'm afraid not. I'm on my mom's laptop.
GS Kurapira (8:41:58 PM): ::stares::
GS Kurapira (8:42:02 PM): well wtf?
GS Kurapira (8:42:05 PM): ::folds::
GS Kurapira (8:42:10 PM): alright, he's out of luck on you then
GS Kurapira (8:42:13 PM): gotta find someone else
GS Kurapira (8:42:18 PM): i'm not fucking d/l'ing shit for him
GS Kurapira (8:42:21 PM): ::flails::
BardishMaster (8:42:21 PM): lol,
BardishMaster (8:42:22 PM): LOL
GS Kurapira (8:42:22 PM): alright, thanks
BardishMaster (8:42:24 PM): np
BardishMaster (8:42:26 PM): haha
GS Kurapira (8:42:29 PM): oh, go ahead and post that on the PC if you want
GS Kurapira (8:42:33 PM): i'm pretty sure you would want to
GS Kurapira (8:42:34 PM): ;-)
BardishMaster (8:42:48 PM): omg, that is SO going into the aim snippets
GS Kurapira (8:43:00 PM): ROTFLMFAO
GS Kurapira (8:43:01 PM): fuck you

The Cat In The Hat
12-01-2004, 11:26 PM
you should have told her you don't approve of kiddie porn

Sean of the Thread
12-02-2004, 11:13 PM
I'm gettin laid, I'm gettin laid....

Dapxxxxx (10:48:03 PM): hi
BlackBelushi (10:53:59 PM): hiiii

Auto response from Dapxxxxx (10:54:00 PM): away...

Dapxxxxx (10:58:10 PM): i was going to see if you wanted to come have a beer with me
Dapxxxxx (10:58:14 PM): i need to get out
BlackBelushi (10:58:32 PM): whats the matter?

BlackBelushi (10:58:35 PM): u ok?
Dapxxxxx (11:01:31 PM): yeah im just depressed
Dapxxxxx (11:01:38 PM): need to just get outo f my house
Dapxxxxx (11:01:54 PM): but im gonna go meeta girl from work at nortons
Dapxxxxx (11:02:02 PM): u can still come up if u want
BlackBelushi (11:02:03 PM): arn't we all doll
BlackBelushi (11:02:13 PM): I dunno is she HAWT
Dapxxxxx (11:02:19 PM): no
BlackBelushi (11:02:21 PM): oh
BlackBelushi (11:02:23 PM): ok then
Dapxxxxx (11:02:52 PM): ok well if u wanna come super if not toodles
BlackBelushi (11:03:01 PM): do I get a bj?
Dapxxxxx (11:03:09 PM): absolutely
BlackBelushi (11:03:23 PM): can I wear a mohawk
Dapxxxxx (11:03:32 PM): fo sho
BlackBelushi (11:03:35 PM): I'm serious
BlackBelushi (11:03:45 PM): can I shave my head into monk hair
Dapxxxxx (11:03:47 PM): so am i
BlackBelushi (11:03:49 PM): just bald in the middle?
Dapxxxxx (11:03:59 PM): whatever your little heart desires
BlackBelushi (11:03:59 PM): I'm gonna fuk my hair right now, what should I do
BlackBelushi (11:04:07 PM): help a brotha out
Dapxxxxx (11:04:13 PM): do a mohawk
BlackBelushi (11:04:14 PM): I want to impress ya
Dapxxxxx (11:04:14 PM): thats hot
BlackBelushi (11:04:17 PM): no
BlackBelushi (11:04:22 PM): monk hair so hawt
BlackBelushi (11:04:25 PM): muahha
Dapxxxxx (11:04:31 PM): nop so ugly
BlackBelushi (11:04:35 PM): haha
Dapxxxxx (11:04:41 PM): suprise me
BlackBelushi (11:04:50 PM): ok you officially owe me beer and fukin licks
BlackBelushi (11:04:55 PM): because we never talk anymore
Dapxxxxx (11:04:57 PM): you got it
Dapxxxxx (11:05:18 PM): ok well i gotta meet her at work
Dapxxxxx (11:05:23 PM): so c u soon
BlackBelushi (11:05:26 PM): buh bye

Divinity
12-02-2004, 11:17 PM
Great way to take advantage of a girl that's feeling low. :chair:

Dapxxxxx (11:01:31 PM): yeah im just depressed
Dapxxxxx (11:01:38 PM): need to just get outo f my house

Sean of the Thread
12-02-2004, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Divinity
Great way to take advantage of a girl that's feeling low. :chair:

Dapxxxxx (11:01:31 PM): yeah im just depressed
Dapxxxxx (11:01:38 PM): need to just get outo f my house


I know I R AWESOME!!!

Ok mohawk is kicking, I'm pontiac 5000 or somin.

Sean of the Thread
12-02-2004, 11:46 PM
Did I mention I R AWESOME MAN MEAT!eleventy-eleven!!1!

4a6c1
12-03-2004, 12:42 AM
:scared2:

umm

The strappy cock harness makes me nervous. No wait, its the happy disco aura. No, no...its the manfur. Yes, please shave the manfur and all will be well in the world.

[Edited on 12-3-2004 by HarmNone]

[Edited on 12-3-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

cakewitharse
12-03-2004, 01:48 AM
omg I am so funny.

tearsofneptune [01:37:08 AM]: i attack on the anti abortion stance when he just views those kids as "Extra mouths to feed" apparentally....if he and all the other anti-abortionist were PAYING for the children that it would create, i would be ALL for it, because I am more or less pro-life....but also pro-common sense.

CaptinPlanitLivs [01:37:35 AM]: I support abortion... but that's mainly just a byproduct of my being pro-killing babies.

[Edited on 12-3-2004 by cakewitharse]

Kainen
12-03-2004, 04:28 AM
Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
:scared2:

umm

The strappy cock harness makes me nervous. No wait, its the happy disco aura. No, no...its the manfur. Yes, please shave the manfur and all will be well in the world.

:lol: BAHAHAHAHAHA.. oh lord.. my sides hurt from laughing after I read that.



[Edited on 12-3-2004 by HarmNone]

Amaron
12-03-2004, 11:12 AM
Down with Man fur!!

:rofl:


J

wait my hubby has a furry chest ....

mmwwhahahhaa my mission is to get him drunk and shave him..



:whistle:

4a6c1
12-03-2004, 11:39 AM
Look! Its a bird! Its a plane!

No! It is strappy cock harness man and his aura of radiating happyness!!!

Ok, sorry, I'll stop. I R MEANYHEAD. I know. :(

[Edited on 12-3-2004 by HarmNone]

[Edited on 12-3-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

Amaron
12-03-2004, 01:02 PM
lolz Jhinna


damn diet pepsi on the keyboard



:help:

J

4a6c1
12-03-2004, 01:18 PM
Harmnone pwned me so hard.

mmm, pwned by a nun.

:devil:



[Edited on 12-3-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

Amaron
12-03-2004, 01:43 PM
tip toes in behind Jhinna



BOO!

4a6c1
12-03-2004, 01:44 PM
You do not scare me!! You have no cock harness!!

Amaron
12-03-2004, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
You do not scare me!! You have no cock harness!!

hahahaa

NO WAY

That scared me!!!

<3 Jhinna

J

Kainen
12-03-2004, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by JihnasSpirit
You do not scare me!! You have no cock harness!!

Thanks for a new quote! :smilegrin:

4a6c1
12-05-2004, 01:34 AM
Oh holy bejesus. My nightime conversations are weird. I should stop signing on. Or quit taking those blue and white pills before bed. Either/or. Heres 3 weird convos for the price of one, folks.

Ok, Warbunny was talking to some random crazy chic. He thought it was me cause I'm crazy. Then we precede to talk to each other and MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL.

LordWarclaidhm: lol
LordWarclaidhm: Is that you?!
LordWarclaidhm: rofl
G3Saia: weird
G3Saia: no
G3Saia: dood, im psycho but not a fucking moron
LordWarclaidhm: LOL
LordWarclaidhm: Sorry, sometimes you go on that "border" of the two I can't distinquish which one ;-)
LordWarclaidhm: :-D
LordWarclaidhm: lol
G3Saia: hehehe
G3Saia: my intentions are honest
G3Saia: wait...no they arent
G3Saia: I WANT TO EAT UR EYEBALLS
LordWarclaidhm: I WANT UR WEENIE

(i bet you do. teehee. Warbunny wants to have mansex)

LordWarclaidhm: haha, respond to that! muahaha
LordWarclaidhm: U DONT HAVE A WEENIE! IT WAS CUT OFF! MUAHAH (effing dork. now dont you all see why i want to eat his eyeballs?)
LordWarclaidhm: lol

(couple minutes go by because SERGEY IS A SYCHO)

G3Saia: ROFL
G3Saia: my weenie is alseep in the next room
G3Saia: also known as husband
LordWarclaidhm: Is he 100% BEEF!?
G3Saia: HAHAHAHAHA
LordWarclaidhm: lol
G3Saia: it depends on what mood im in
G3Saia: ;-)

(and later)

G3Saia: YOUR FUCKING IMPATIENT. dont make me disembowel you
G3Saia: and yes, i will be turned on by it

------------------------------
And at the exact same time:

JesseXXXX: What's the enchant on that claidh in your store damnit?
G3Saia: lol
G3Saia: hmmm
G3Saia: HI JESSE HOW ARE U DOING??
JesseXXXX: *twitch*
JesseXXXX: Antsy
JesseXXXX: tell meeeee
G3Saia: why?
JesseXXXX: I think I might want that claidh
JesseXXXX: and I hate waiting for things I want
G3Saia: heh!
G3Saia: does that mean you have sex with random men in bars???
JesseXXXX: duh
JesseXXXX: tell meeeeeee
G3Saia: no, no...i do believe it will take a 2 or 3 day period for me to process that information
G3Saia: and there will be a processing fee of course
JesseXXXX: hate you
G3Saia: ROFL
G3Saia: no enchant, hon
JesseXXXX: oh, buying your Amasalen symbol too
JesseXXXX: then why're you charging so much??
G3Saia: because it meshes into Jihnas storyline. its really just show and tell
G3Saia: duh. shop = locker
JesseXXXX: lol, you suck

-------------------
same time: I recieved a transmission from dork universe

CrazyMageX: I PEE ON THEE
G3Saia: ok. yeah...im not into that.
G3Saia: I STRIKETH U WITH MY WHIP
G3Saia: OF DOOM
CrazyMageX: i just came!!!
G3Saia: hehe
G3Saia: well wipe up your shit and jack off backwards so i can giggle thinking about it
CrazyMageX: i would if i knew how
G3Saia: Just buy it and I will give you 5k when i get the chance

(ROFLMFAO. I was talking to Jesse still about something in my shop. I have no brain coordination whatsoever at 11:30 at night after a 12 hr workday and my medicine cocktail + martini)

CrazyMageX: !?
G3Saia: I have been having trouble with my computer
CrazyMageX: BUY WHAT
G3Saia: the symbol
CrazyMageX: what symbol
G3Saia: AMASALEN SYMBOL
G3Saia: jesus
G3Saia: ??!!
CrazyMageX: wtf you tellin me about it for
G3Saia: ROFLMAO
G3Saia: omg, wrong person
G3Saia: sorry....
CrazyMageX: jesus christ
CrazyMageX: youre a moron!!
G3Saia: fuck u. im talking to warbunny, Quert and u all at the same time
CrazyMageX: i have 7 ims up
CrazyMageX: dont see me tellin my mom to masturbate (suuuure)
G3Saia: ok, so you are uber man of geekiness
G3Saia: who cares
G3Saia: ROFL
CrazyMageX: ME
G3Saia: ......

ps. Sergey is a dork

[Edited on 12-5-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

[Edited on 12-5-2004 by JihnasSpirit]

AnticorRifling
12-05-2004, 02:00 AM
I'm so glad all my IM convo's are normal.

Kainen
12-05-2004, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
I'm so glad all my IM convo's are normal.

Someone needs to IM you and change that :yes:

Caiylania
12-06-2004, 03:01 AM
Caiylania (8:26:07 AM): how on earth does a RUNESTAFF fit in a flower basket? :::Flails:::
---------- (8:27:05 AM): its retractable..I knew you were gonna say something like that
---------- (8:27:05 AM): heh
Caiylania (8:27:42 AM): you don't KNOW ME

AnticorRifling
12-08-2004, 09:02 AM
FYI if Adredrin posts an IM conversation between he and I stating that if he was someone else I'd have sex with him/her it's a lie!

Sean of the Thread
12-08-2004, 04:07 PM
Edited to warn readers not to go any further if AIM nudity is offensive to you. Lycain is also involved and may make you gag..no pun intended.


d1o: are you a bot?
d1o: hello???.....
d1o: r u there?
d1o: can u cyber?
courtjester49: Yes, I can cyber.
d1o: lets cyber
courtjester49: However, we must first verify that you are 18 years old.
d1o: yes i am
courtjester49: Please answer this verification question:
d1o: ok
courtjester49: What year was the United States of America founded?
d1o: i dont know
d1o: can i get a different question?
courtjester49: I am sorry, all 18-year-olds know this.
courtjester49: You are obviously underage.
courtjester49: Goodbye.
d1o: i am 18
courtjester49: GOODBYE.
d1o: 1776
courtjester49: I am currently cybering with 25 other buddies.
courtjester49: Please wait for your sloppy 26ths.
d1o: The united states of america was founded in 1776
d1o: The united states of america was founded in 1776.
d1o: fucking answer me!
d1o: The united states of america was founded in 1776
courtjester49: Your repeated attempts to gain cyber access are futile.
d1o: The united states of america was founded in 1776
courtjester49: Futile.
d1o: fuck you
courtjester49: Do not attempt to cyber, your clearance has been denied.
d1o: i am 18!
courtjester49: You are obviously 10, it says so right in your screenname.
courtjester49: Don't say you were 10 when you registered it either.
courtjester49: You are full of lies.
courtjester49: Lies.
d1o: the 1o on my sn stands for the 1 and "o"nly lycain
courtjester49: I knew you would concoct another poor excuse.
d1o: its true!
d1o: lol
d1o: i know the answer to your question
courtjester49: Do not attempt tomfoolery.
d1o: The united states of america was founded in 1776
courtjester49: Please compose a 50-word essay describing the significance of our founding fathers to gain access to cyber communications.
courtjester49: Facts are not required.
courtjester49: Fiction is acceptable.
d1o: The united states of america was founded in 1776. This was important to the united states of America in many ways.
d1o: omg just fucking let me talk to you!
courtjester49: Only 29 words to go, math major.
d1o: fuck you fuck you fuck you
d1o: fuck you
courtjester49: Complete sentences relating to the founding fathers, please.
d1o: The founding fathers are like the fathers of out nation. They are very important. Without them, we might not be here today.
courtjester49: Our founding fathers would be proud of your empty rhetoric.
d1o: thanks
courtjester49: You must have a strong connection with the early leaders of America?
d1o: acctuly i am related to george bush
courtjester49: Congratulations! With that sentence you have finally completed your last 7 of 50 words!
courtjester49: Okay, are you ready to cyber?
d1o: yes
courtjester49: Okay, I am always Thomas Jefferson, and you are George Washington, so you start.
d1o: you start
courtjester49: George Washington always goes first.
d1o: ok ok
d1o: it is around 10:00. i see you at a party, so i approach you slowly.
d1o: your turn
courtjester49: I tug on your powder-white wig and whisper for you to show me what Article 3 of the Constitution REALLY means.
d1o: I unbutton your shirt and spill a beer down your hairy chest
courtjester49: I tear your quill ink pen from your over-worked hand and dab your wig on my chest to soak up the beer.
d1o: i yank down your pants and start sucking on your balls
courtjester49: We briefly discuss the possibility of amending Article 69 to reflect the sexual nature of our deeply political encounter.
d1o: i get some beer and pore it on your penis and then i lick it off
courtjester49: I kindly ask that you stop wasting all this beer on non-absorbing parts of my body, please.
d1o: i throw you down and i 69 you
courtjester49: I pretend to petition Congress for a radical change in fiscal policy.
d1o: i shove your dick in my mouth and suck it.
courtjester49: I can only assume that Article 69 is now being amended, so I light a Yankee Candle and take notes by the fiery hearth.
d1o: mmm
d1o: you lick my pussy and i moan like an animal
d1o: you lick my pussy and i moan like an animal
courtjester49: Our most important founding father was actually a founding woman, and it feels so good to know the truth.
d1o: i gtg
courtjester49: The future of America is in your hands.
d1o: bye
courtjester49: Think only of George.
d1o: lets 69
courtjester49: Get Martha, I'm tired.

[Edited on 12-8-2004 by Xyelin]

12-08-2004, 04:17 PM
courtjester49: I tug on your powder-white wig and whisper for you to show me what Article 3 of the Constitution REALLY means.


Lemme copy and paste this again...

courtjester49: I tug on your powder-white wig and whisper for you to show me what Article 3 of the Constitution REALLY means.

Okay one more time.

courtjester49: I tug on your powder-white wig and whisper for you to show me what Article 3 of the Constitution REALLY means.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAa :lol2::lol2:

Snapp
12-08-2004, 04:31 PM
:lol: Gotta admit, I laughed a couple times at that Xyelin.. even if it did involve Lycain.

Toxicvixen
12-08-2004, 06:56 PM
courtjester49: I tug on your powder-white wig and whisper for you to show me what Article 3 of the Constitution REALLY means.


Thats my new Favorite Line! EVAR! :lol:

Stunseed
12-09-2004, 01:11 AM
Fuzzybean69: The Grand Klaive<!-- (9:49:38 PM)-->: Truth
Fuzzybean69<!-- (9:49:52 PM)-->: OMG U R TEH GHAY
Fuzzybean69<!-- (9:50:12 PM)-->: Also..why the FUCK do you IM like I'm your friend?
Fuzzybean69<!-- (9:50:20 PM)-->: like I give a flying fuck what you have to cry about.
The Grand Klaive<!-- (9:50:20 PM)-->: I <3 you.
Fuzzybean69: :'(
D0gb0y: haha
D0gb0y: aim snippets!

Jolena
12-09-2004, 01:27 AM
Stunseed on tailgating--

Stunseed: am i expected to put body paint on?
Stunseed: whines
Stunseed: i'm not down with the showing of nipple in public.
Me: awwww
Me: not even mine?
Stunseed: well, i could make an exception to that, aka mardi gras
Stunseed: but not the man-boobs


Muwahahaha. :D

Trinitis
12-09-2004, 11:53 PM
ILUVDOANSPP: I still love you!:D
Me: ROFL
Me: no
Me: you love Doan's PP
ILUVDOANSPP: ...
ILUVDOANSPP: But you are the supplier of doan,
ILUVDOANSPP: and therefore his PP
Me: no..Doan is a string of letters and numbers on a server
Me: :-P
ILUVDOANSPP: ...
ILUVDOANSPP: stfu,
ILUVDOANSPP: Bai
ILUVDOANSPP signed off at 8:52:43 PM.

[Edited on 12-10-2004 by Adredrin]

GSLeloo
12-09-2004, 11:56 PM
Must be a theme tonight of people IMing people when they know you don't like them... for example I said on 4D that Teeoncy is a liar and fake... so she IMs me to congratulate her that Ezre is coming to visit her? Then acts suprised when I say I don't give a shit. :?: People are really stupid

C7L34N
12-10-2004, 12:27 AM
:hump:

Darnell
12-10-2004, 07:36 PM
Methais: ROFL
Methais returned at 7:17:33 PM.
Methais:
1. Bacon is a meat.
2. Bacon sizzles ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Bacon is to flip out of a pan and sizzle people.
Me: I found the best one ever
Me: http://web.utk.edu/~nbuchan2/
Methais: hahahaha
Methais: White Bitches
Methais: lol wtf is Afro Sheen?
ME:: Hair Spray
Me: For Afros
Methais: lol
Methais: like SOUL GLO?
Me: EXACTLY
Methais: roflmao
Methais: http://www.realultimatepower.net/
Methais: did you ever notice where the NO link takes you?
Me: JUST LET YOUR SOUL GLO, BABY OH SO SILKY SMOOTH
SGLMBreedlove: no
Methais: www.oprah.com
Me: roflmao
Me: http://www.duke-kim.com/korean/
Methais: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Methais: 2. Korean guys work on their Hondas ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the Korean guy is to eat rice and do math problems.
Methais: I heard that there was this Korean guy who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the Korean guy played DDR with the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a Korean guy totally stop doing dry cleaning for some kid just because the kid opened a window.
Methais: dammit
Methais: I need to make www.realultimategoatse.net
Methais: but I don't know how
Methais: and now I gotta go to some stupid ass fucking wedding
Methais: I'm just gonna get piss drunk and throw up all over everyone
Methais: http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm
Methais: PWN PWN PWN!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[Edited on 12-11-2004 by Darnell]

GSLeloo
12-12-2004, 01:43 AM
Well since she so kindly asked...

Lady Teeoncy: Hey
GSLeloo: Hi
Lady Teeoncy: was it really necessary for you to post crap?
Lady Teeoncy: Im not mad I just kind of wanted to know your logic to it all
GSLeloo: Was it really necessary for you to continue to im me?
GSLeloo: I don't understand yours
Lady Teeoncy: I was trying to be nice
Lady Teeoncy: I don't know if you like drama or what
Lady Teeoncy: because you sure like posting things on the board
GSLeloo: rofl that's comign from you...
GSLeloo: Here's how you fix this
Lady Teeoncy: yeah it is coming from me
GSLeloo: Don't IM me
Lady Teeoncy: Fix what?
GSLeloo: Or else I'm gonna go "look at this dumbshit"
GSLeloo: Cause that's what you are when you IM me
Lady Teeoncy: I used to like drama but not really anymore
GSLeloo: Then stop talking to m
Lady Teeoncy: But hey if you really like the drama then I'll post it for you
Lady Teeoncy: I don't care
GSLeloo: How about just don't IM me?
GSLeloo: Btw, which boards are you talking about?
Lady Teeoncy: I have to keep remembering that you are my age hehe that's why you enjoy the whole looking cool bs drama crap
Lady Teeoncy: the PC
Lady Teeoncy: I post there all the time
GSLeloo: you know... you can keep talking but it's all just bullshit so it's up to you.. I mean why would you keep IMing me when you know what I think of you?
Lady Teeoncy: But it's cool. If you entertain yourself off of the drama "Let's be cool and talk about Teeoncy" then go for it girl
GSLeloo: drama oh wow big suprise
Lady Teeoncy: Have a blast
GSLeloo: rofl you're so fucking stupid
GSLeloo: Seriously go away
Lady Teeoncy: See yeah

Kainen
12-12-2004, 02:26 AM
:rolleyes: Gee.. someone sure has a hard time taking the hint.. even when she's smacked upside the head with it.

Ssarah
12-12-2004, 04:46 AM
I would just like to say two things and then I won't be checking this thread at all. So if you guys want to rant and rave, I won't see it so I hope you like talking to yourselves.

1) I just wanted to see why she thought it would make her so cool to post the first one and I was wondering why she didn't have the balls to do it on other forums other then the fact she knows you guys all feed on drama. But really, arn't I getting a little old for your drama/bashing trips you guy's go off on? I mean :whocares:

2) Next time girlie, try and post the whole thing. :rolleyes:

Nieninque
12-12-2004, 05:51 AM
If you dont care, stop creating fucking pointless drama in your life and giving us another moron to laugh at.

Youre such a freak.

GSLeloo
12-12-2004, 12:24 PM
When she said the drama thing I nearly died.... let's see all she's done and somehow believe she doesn't thrive on drama. She's such a retard.

Drew2
12-13-2004, 05:21 AM
Bob and I have the absolute funniest conversations, hands down.

Rachel Pwnz: This effing project is going to be the death of me.
Rachel Pwnz: It's a fucking mobile.
Rachel Pwnz: And I have no string.
drew cantu: rofl
drew cantu: fuck mobiles
Rachel Pwnz: I have to use electrical tape.
drew cantu: hahahha
drew cantu: ghetto ass mobile
Rachel Pwnz: And I have no fucking idea what to write for the social trends of Spain in the 17th century
Rachel Pwnz: Who the fuck thinks of these assignments? The We Hate Everyone club?
drew cantu: rofl
drew cantu: The Alex [his last name] is a [extreme homosexual] club.
Rachel Pwnz: oh snaop
Rachel Pwnz: snap
Rachel Pwnz: fuck i can't type!
Rachel Pwnz: but i am chewing some gum
drew cantu: Who cares?
Rachel Pwnz: and let me say
drew cantu: No one that's right
Rachel Pwnz: it's like 20000000 years old
Rachel Pwnz: haha
Rachel Pwnz: How's the PC doing??
drew cantu: OH, YOU KNOW
drew cantu: SUCKING MUCH COK
Rachel Pwnz: rofl
Rachel Pwnz: did you hear what Warclaidhm did?
drew cantu: U MEAN ATTACKED SOMEONE???
Rachel Pwnz: no.
drew cantu: Mistomeer!!!
Rachel Pwnz: tru.
Rachel Pwnz: But no.
Rachel Pwnz: He formatted his hard drive
Rachel Pwnz: And then made the account Noble3
Rachel Pwnz: So nobody would know it was him
Rachel Pwnz: :-)
drew cantu: OH LOL
drew cantu: HE'S A CLEVER GUY
Rachel Pwnz: And then when they were like, "Warclaidhm you're an idiot"
Rachel Pwnz: He was all
Rachel Pwnz: "WHO IS WAR WHOEVER?"
Rachel Pwnz: And so after he sent a U2U to some mod about how the PC is fucking up his computer or whatever because he formatted so his IP should change
Rachel Pwnz: So apparently the PC is hax0ring him!!
drew cantu: LOL YEP IF U FORMAT THAT MAKES UR IP CHANGE
drew cantu: HE'S SMAR
drew cantu: T
Rachel Pwnz: yeah
Rachel Pwnz: I want to be like him
drew cantu: I want to slit his fucking throat
drew cantu: I'm serious.
drew cantu: Like.
Rachel Pwnz: I wonder what it's like being retarded
drew cantu: If I could get away with it.
drew cantu: I really would probably kill him.
Rachel Pwnz: Do you know you're so fucking retarded or what?
drew cantu: It's like putting a sick animal down.
Rachel Pwnz: Oh yeah definitely slit his throat.
drew cantu: No one would care
drew cantu: He's not going to be anyone in life.
drew cantu: Ever.
Rachel Pwnz: I'm laughing so hard
Rachel Pwnz: But it's true
drew cantu: But seriously
drew cantu: I'd get the shotgun from his dad
drew cantu: and blow his fucking head off
Rachel Pwnz: AND ENABLE IT!!]
drew cantu: OH ENABLE IT FIRST
Rachel Pwnz: You have to be sure to enable first
drew cantu: YEAH THAT
Rachel Pwnz: hahaha
drew cantu: BECAUSE HIS DAD DISABLED IT
Rachel Pwnz: rofl
drew cantu: WITH MAGIC
Rachel Pwnz: jshshhahaha
drew cantu: I bet he thinks that shit really exists, as stupid as he is.
drew cantu: 30 bucks says he triest to cast spells
drew cantu: Or mstrike
Rachel Pwnz: hgahahahahahhahha
drew cantu: with butter knives
drew cantu: On his rabbit
Rachel Pwnz: oh gosd
Rachel Pwnz: hagaga
drew cantu: I bet he tries to warcry irl too
drew cantu: When his dad gets mad at him
Rachel Pwnz: HAHHAHA
drew cantu: He lets out a roar
drew cantu: And says 'HAVE YOU LOST INITIATIVE??"
drew cantu: I bet he wears platemail when he plays GS
Rachel Pwnz: He probably tells his parents that if they fuck with him he'll use surge of strength.
drew cantu: That he made himself
Rachel Pwnz: out of paper plates maybe
drew cantu: Yeah that's waht I meant
drew cantu: paper plates and wrapping paper
Rachel Pwnz: rofl
drew cantu: and calculus workbook pages
drew cantu: to stuff the shoulders
Rachel Pwnz: hahahaha
Rachel Pwnz: No way
drew cantu: I bet he maid a claid too
Rachel Pwnz: His calculus workbook is his SPELLBOOK
drew cantu: 'Dude seriously
Rachel Pwnz: maid.
Rachel Pwnz: rofl
drew cantu: HAHAHA
drew cantu: spellbook
drew cantu: made
drew cantu: sorry
drew cantu: No sleep
drew cantu: anyway
drew cantu: I bet he made a claidhmore and enchanted it
drew cantu: himself.
Rachel Pwnz: hahaha
Rachel Pwnz: When he was doing it he was probably like, "Brb I'll get my brother." and logged out
Rachel Pwnz: irl
drew cantu: LOL
drew cantu: i wish he would log out irl
Rachel Pwnz: haha
drew cantu: by log out I mean decapitate himself
Rachel Pwnz: HAHAHA
drew cantu: I bet he asks his parents for strength irl
drew cantu: so he can go hunt
Rachel Pwnz: rofl
Rachel Pwnz: And a disk for his massive boxes!!
drew cantu: And if they dont' give it to them he starts rubbing a blue rock
drew cantu: and then takes out his cardboard claid
Rachel Pwnz: HAHAHAHAHHAA
Rachel Pwnz: have you been preparing this for weeks or something?
drew cantu: rofl no
Rachel Pwnz: you've got a complete report on his life
Rachel Pwnz: It's amazing how much you know about him!!
Rachel Pwnz: Because we both know it's all true.
drew cantu: rofl absolutely
drew cantu: and i'm laughing so hard
drew cantu: because it probably si true
drew cantu: is*
drew cantu: HAHA I BET HE DREW A PICTURE OF ARDWEN ON SOME BUTCHER PAPER
Rachel Pwnz: Whenever his parents buy anything he's probably like, "TV? What is a TV? I'm trying to roleplay don't go OOC."
drew cantu: AND HUNG HIM ON HIS WALL
Rachel Pwnz: hahahahaha
drew cantu: And put a hole where the mouth goes
drew cantu: and makes out with him
drew cantu: and feeds him
Rachel Pwnz: hashhasdhashhahaha
Rachel Pwnz: Maybe that's why he wanted to kill himself
Rachel Pwnz: Ardwen Picture died.
drew cantu: hahahahahahahhaha
drew cantu: His parents took it away
drew cantu: so he threatened to call GM Kylia
drew cantu: irl
Rachel Pwnz: hahahahha
Rachel Pwnz: And then he bought some 6x pepper spray
Rachel Pwnz: And pwned his rabbits
drew cantu: HAHA
drew cantu: HASHKLAJSDF
drew cantu: And went to jail
drew cantu: And picked the lock
Rachel Pwnz: rofl
Rachel Pwnz: No way he's too cool
Rachel Pwnz: He'd just cast UNLOCK
drew cantu: Oh ur rite
drew cantu: I bet he trains in scroll reading
drew cantu: irl
Rachel Pwnz: And when he got out he killed all the guards
Rachel Pwnz: With LIGHTNING BOLT
drew cantu: with mstrike
Rachel Pwnz: CALL OF LIGHTNING
Rachel Pwnz: EVERYONE DIE AT ONCE
drew cantu: Can you imagine that fat kid in the picture twirling in circles with knives or something
Rachel Pwnz: hahahahha
drew cantu: and calling it mstrike
Rachel Pwnz: eys
Rachel Pwnz: yes
drew cantu: Or tackling something
drew cantu: And saying "PLUS TEN HITS!!"
Rachel Pwnz: hahahah
Rachel Pwnz: OPEN ROLL!
drew cantu: "WHAT LEVEL ARE YOU??"
Rachel Pwnz: He'd use wtrick appraise on everyone and act accordingly
drew cantu: irl
Rachel Pwnz: COOL UR THE SAME LEVEL LET'S HUNT MY PARENTS
drew cantu: ROFL
Rachel Pwnz: THEY'RE LEVEL 99 SO WE NEED TO GROUP HUNT
drew cantu: HASLKJHAL;KGJ
Rachel Pwnz: I CAN BOOST OUR AS WITH WARCRY
drew cantu: ;AJKLSL;KJ34L;KY62J34LYK23J54Y
drew cantu: QRTJW
drew cantu: T4K2J;
drew cantu: RT4L
drew cantu: And then he holds their hand
drew cantu: and starts screaming
Rachel Pwnz: haghahahahah
drew cantu: HAHA THEN HE GOES BERSERK IRL
drew cantu: AND FOAMS AT THE MOUTH
Rachel Pwnz: ajjahaahahahaha
Rachel Pwnz: They'd get a mafia hitman to try to garrote him
Rachel Pwnz: But he'd berserk and hide
drew cantu: And go south
drew cantu: But really he went northeast because he doesn't have a compass irl
Rachel Pwnz: And then yell to the next room about how weak the guy is!!
drew cantu: And he'd run in the room and swing his claid immediatly
drew cantu: then run back northeast
Rachel Pwnz: hahahaha
drew cantu: And of course he's banned from his porch
drew cantu: So he has to run out the back door
Rachel Pwnz: rofl
Rachel Pwnz: hahahaha
drew cantu: I bet he has a picture of Ardwen on his porch
drew cantu: rofl
Rachel Pwnz: hahhahah
Rachel Pwnz: He probably calls people by their level in age
Rachel Pwnz: Like if someone started shit with him he'd be like
drew cantu: "Hey mom, it's your 49th training day"
Rachel Pwnz: FUCK YOU I'M LEVEL 16 YOU'RE ONLY 12
drew cantu: ROFL

[Edited on 12-13-2004 by Tayre]

Drew
12-13-2004, 05:39 AM
Haha, really funny stuff.

Kainen
12-13-2004, 06:19 AM
That has to be the single funniest thing I have read on PC :lol:

Sylphsyte
12-13-2004, 01:03 PM
I giggle-snorted, I may need to stop reading these when I'm at work.

CrystalTears
12-13-2004, 01:08 PM
drew cantu: But really he went northeast because he doesn't have a compass irl
Rachel Pwnz: And then yell to the next room about how weak the guy is!!
drew cantu: And he'd run in the room and swing his claid immediatly
drew cantu: then run back northeast
Rachel Pwnz: hahahaha
drew cantu: And of course he's banned from his porch
drew cantu: So he has to run out the back door
Rachel Pwnz: rofl
Rachel Pwnz: hahahaha
drew cantu: I bet he has a picture of Ardwen on his porch
drew cantu: rofl
Rachel Pwnz: hahhahah
Rachel Pwnz: He probably calls people by their level in age
Rachel Pwnz: Like if someone started shit with him he'd be like
drew cantu: "Hey mom, it's your 49th training day"
Rachel Pwnz: FUCK YOU I'M LEVEL 16 YOU'RE ONLY 12
drew cantu: ROFL

That was just about the best part. You guys are too funny. :lol:

Lyonis
12-15-2004, 04:28 AM
Well looks like I'm not going to be anytime soon. That was hilarious.

12-16-2004, 07:48 PM
Rachel Pwnz: >
You say, "The aftertaste of cock is not sweet."
>
Culghuun bundles some bone-tipped arrows together.
>'OH GOD
You say, "OH GOD."
>quit

(You have disconnected from Simutronics.)



*
* Connection to the game has been dropped.
*
Guderian129: ROFLMAO

Guderian129: HAHAHHAHA FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111




FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

- Arkans

Brattt8525
12-16-2004, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Arkans
Rachel Pwnz: >
You say, "The aftertaste of cock is not sweet."
>
Culghuun bundles some bone-tipped arrows together.
>'OH GOD
You say, "OH GOD."
>quit

(You have disconnected from Simutronics.)



*
* Connection to the game has been dropped.
*
Guderian129: ROFLMAO

Guderian129: HAHAHHAHA FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111




FUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

- Arkans

Another example of that damned Arkans imposter!

12-16-2004, 08:44 PM
rofl, that was Biggnife.

- Arkans

Brattt8525
12-16-2004, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Arkans
rofl, that was Biggnife.

- Arkans

:blush:

4a6c1
12-17-2004, 02:06 AM
HAHAHA. thats perfect

Artha
12-17-2004, 06:04 PM
WTFL0LSTFU (6:01:04 PM): I hear your seed has a bitter, yet sweet taste.
drew cantu (6:01:12 PM): WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK DUDE

*much cursing*

WTFL0LSTFU (6:02:16 PM): <reference to warclaidhm fondling your penis here>
drew cantu (6:02:21 PM): GOD DAMN IT
drew cantu is away at 6:02:27 PM.

Eiderfleur
12-17-2004, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by Artha
WTFL0LSTFU (6:01:04 PM): I hear your seed has a bitter, yet sweet taste.
drew cantu (6:01:12 PM): WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK DUDE

*much cursing*

WTFL0LSTFU (6:02:16 PM): <reference to warclaidhm fondling your penis here>
drew cantu (6:02:21 PM): GOD DAMN IT
drew cantu is away at 6:02:27 PM.



ROFLMAO Poor Tayre ROFLMAO hehehehehehehehehe

Darnell
12-18-2004, 06:52 PM
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Me: Go PWN someone, NOW
Methais is idle at 6:16:04 PM.
Methais is no longer idle at 6:23:37 PM.
Methais: alright
Methais: WHO SHALL I PWN FIRST
Me: Does it matter?
Me: lol
Me: they're all gonna get it evevtually
Methais: mwuahaha
Methais: http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=11205&page=8#pid292545
Methais: I had an idea earlier
Methais: I'm gonna invent a new Monopoly
Methais: it's gonna be
Methais: Monopoly: GHETTO EDITION
Methais: Meditteranian and Baltic ave are gonna be the projects
Methais: and the get out of jail free passes are gonna be Police Brutality lawsuits that get you out of jail
Me: I think Ghetopoly is already a game
Methais: wtf
Methais: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Methais: MINE WILL BE BETTER
Methais: and soon to be followed by
Methais: /\/\0n0[]D0ly: h4x0r 3d!t!0/\/
Me: http://www.ghettopoly.com
Methais: dammit
Methais: I'll have to just make mine super racist
Methais: and throw in some jews
Methais: and HITLER
Me: Jewnopoly
Methais: Hebrewpoly
Me: OMG
Me: HOODOPOLY
Methais: lol
Methais: how about
Methais: NEGROPOLY
Me: LAPDOPOLY
Methais: [edit]
Me: NINJOPOLY
Methais: instead of the car piece it'll be a honda civic with ground effects and Eminem in the stereo
Me: lol
Me: RICOPOLU
Me: [edit]
Methais: MONOPHIONLY
Me: >

That's arguable.

Me: roflmao
Methais: lol
Methais: GOATSECXPOLY
Me: <SCREAM>
Methais: mwuahahaha
Methais: REAL ULTIMATE MONOPOLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Me: Go to the "Are you a peeker?" thread
Me: Mwuhahahahaha
Me: and the "Do you pray?" thread
Methais: what post am I looking for?
Methais: WTF IS WRONG WITH HARMNONE
Me: ROFLMAO
Methais: instead of waht he said, Arkans shoulda been like
Methais: WTF IS WRONG WITH U JULEIT????
Me: hahaha
Me: I wish I still had the link to that
Methais: http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=11693&page=2#pid292546
Methais: I got it somewhere
Me: FIND IT
Me: You mean like "Dear Lord, please make these people drop spoons today."?
Me: roflmao
Methais: MWUAHAHAHA
Methais: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/?t=archives&date=2004-05-21
Methais: check that out
Me: Go back to the pray post
Methais: mwuahaha
Methais:
You got yo whole neighborhood addicted to crack>

Collecte $50 from each playa.
Methais: DAMN THEM!!!!!1
Methais: I'm gonna have to make another game where you just fuck people over
Me: hahaha
Methais: and call it RIP OFF
Methais: but I have to figure out the rules
Me: Call it SIMUOPOLY
Methais: lol
Methais: yeah and when you open the box
Methais: it'll be like
Methais:
You feel yourself being pulled away...
[The Cell]
We have locked you out. Thanks for buying!
Also here: Brauden.
Me: ROFLMAO
Me: Just so you know, this conversation is now going into snippets
Methais: then there will be like SIMUPOLY: Premium and Platinum
Methais: mwuahahaha
Methais: one day I'm gonna publish a book called "How Not to Get Ripped Off"
Methais: it's gonna be all blank pages except for page 1, which will say "HOW NOT TO GET RIPPED OFF: Don't judge a book by its cover."
Me: haha
Methais: I just have to find a publisher with the balls to do it
Methais: now some asshole on the PC is gonna steal my idea
Methais: edit my book out of snippets
Me: I'm gonna have to put a disclaimer on this snippet, because you know people are gonna be like "OMG, U RACISTS!!!!!111"
Methais: LOL
Me: No, the book stays
Me: Nobody is gonna have the balls to steal that idea....except me
Methais: [edit]
Methais: you only wanna steal it cause you're balck
Methais: black*
Me: pretty much
Methais: and need to meet your quota for this month
Me: Yea, I've WAY behind
Me: I'm even

[Edited on 12-19-2004 by Tijay]

Nieninque
12-18-2004, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Darnell
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Why would anyone be offended by it.
I feel sorry for you.
:jerkit: