AIM snippets

[GSLeloo]

I had to post this somewhere so... I made a new topic!

Ever hear just a little thing that's REALLY funny on AIM? Post it here!

Here's mine

Ich liebe Pimmel (10:04:40 PM): hunny r u alright?
Ich liebe Pimmel (10:04:51 PM): Of course she likes me
Ich liebe Pimmel (10:04:54 PM): I'm Grade A stud

[Artha]

Friend: hey
me: oatse.cx
me: whoops.
friend: what?
me: www.goatse.cx...it's this great porn site.
friend: Oh. Ok.
*a minute or so later*
friend: That's fucking sick, I hate you.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Artha
me: www.goatse.cx...it's this great porn site.


MY EYES!!!!!!!

I hate you... bastard.

[Hips]

Xaifun Okamx: though i'd bet your character is really hot. and i think my character would go Dark side just to boff you.


That's my guy friend Jim. We were talking about our SW RPG characters. Some of you who go into the chat might know him as "the groper," because I refer to him like that once in a while.

[Souzy]

hahaha this is hilarious! Sean knows Gil/Balstraud, Gil's the man!

Gil (11:36:44 PM): ive decided
Gil (11:36:47 PM): im bisexual
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (11:36:48 PM): LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (11:36:49 PM): FU
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (11:36:52 PM): get out of here
Gil (11:36:58 PM): I luv da cock
Gil (11:37:01 PM): :|
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (11:37:03 PM): OMFG
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (11:37:07 PM): OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! If you know this kid you'd be laughing too.

[Edaarin]

Hm. Here are a few IMs of myself (apparently while drunk) and other people (while I was sober and they were drunk).

Roommate 1 (3:09:00 AM): HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
Mooshoo16 (3:09:31 AM): you drunk
Mooshoo16 (3:09:36 AM): alkie
Roommate 1 (3:09:44 AM): can i get lo mein polease
Mooshoo16 (3:09:52 AM): 4 dorrah
Roommate 1 (3:09:55 AM): wit extra beef
Mooshoo16 (3:10:01 AM): 6 dorrah
Roommate 1 (3:10:14 AM): too expensive
Roommate 1 (3:10:22 AM): 4 dorrah 10cent
Mooshoo16 (3:10:48 AM): call adrian
Roommate 1 (3:10:59 AM): ok
Mooshoo16 (3:11:01 AM): ask her if she'll love you long time for 5 dorrah
Roommate 1 (3:11:16 AM): do asains do that

I was pretty fucked up for this one. I think this came shortly after one of the Atheana threads.

Tijay2000 (12:52:25 AM): heh heh apparently reading the PC makes grays impotent from his rage
Mooshoo16 (1:32:34 AM): huh
Mooshoo16 (1:32:42 AM): i'ma pretyy fucked up rihug now
Tijay2000 (1:32:50 AM): cause you an alcoholic
Mooshoo16 (1:33:03 AM): you're na alcoholic
Mooshoo16 (1:33:05 AM): bitch
Tijay2000 (1:33:16 AM): surrrrre
Tijay2000 (1:33:27 AM): go moderate your boards!
Mooshoo16 (1:33:31 AM): now awht about graysalin being omntiponten?
Tijay2000 (1:33:58 AM): grays finally came home to defend his woman
Tijay2000 (1:34:05 AM): but she deleted all of her posts that she edited
Mooshoo16 (1:34:56 AM): i was going to tmirriwo
Mooshoo16 (1:35:03 AM): tomorrow, not tmrriwo
Tijay2000 (1:35:13 AM): i know you you mean alkie
Mooshoo16 (1:35:15 AM): i'm sure yuo didn't know what i meant
Mooshoo16 (1:35:29 AM): should i post?
Tijay2000 (1:35:33 AM): yes
Mooshoo16 (1:35:41 AM): ti'll take 10 millin years to tpye cohrently
Tijay2000 (1:35:53 AM): type it in word so it spell checks and shit
Tijay2000 (1:35:59 AM): and then copy it into the pc
Mooshoo16 (1:36:26 AM): i think i'mgonig to be sick
Tijay2000 (1:36:33 AM): do it on your keyboard
Mooshoo16 (1:37:23 AM): i'm naot reading 4 pgases of posts
Tijay2000 (1:37:28 AM): so dont
Tijay2000 (1:37:38 AM): just say grays go make your own flames thread and let this one die
Mooshoo16 (1:37:38 AM): but then iw not' know what to say
Tijay2000 (1:37:51 AM): ill paraphrase
Tijay2000 (1:38:03 AM): the 1st 2 pages are edine going yay shes gone look at me i have pictures of me im purdy
Tijay2000 (1:38:19 AM): then the next 2 pages are grays going rawrrr your mean to my woman
Tijay2000 (1:38:56 AM): Understood, Harmnone, but I do want to let you know why I am angry and posting as I am right now. I come home to my girlfriend who is very upset about what was said about her on a BBS. THAT by itself, makes me VERY, IRRATIONALLY angry. Not too many things do that too me.

-grays/d
Tijay2000 (1:39:03 AM): there that paraphrases all his posts
Tijay2000 (1:40:40 AM): and this quote by peam sums up everyone elses posts
Tijay2000 (1:40:46 AM): Nah, brah.

If I had her/your address(es), I'd crowbar you both.
Mooshoo16 (1:42:30 AM): done.
Mooshoo16 (1:42:44 AM): please inform evryone that i'm not in ga ood state of mind.
Mooshoo16 (1:42:51 AM): and not because i'm naklie
Tijay2000 (1:43:02 AM): hahah
Tijay2000 (1:43:02 AM): nice
Tijay2000 (1:45:07 AM): they could tell
Mooshoo16 (1:45:18 AM): FUKC THEM
Mooshoo16 (1:45:28 AM): and fuck my keyboard for notstaying still
Tijay2000 (1:45:43 AM): damn that keyboard!
Tijay2000 (1:47:08 AM): there i posted to clear things up
Mooshoo16 (1:47:21 AM): show em?
Mooshoo16 (1:47:23 AM): me
Mooshoo16 (1:47:25 AM): em
Mooshoo16 (1:47:29 AM): no me
Tijay2000 (1:47:50 AM): http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=2093&page=23
Mooshoo16 (1:48:55 AM): ass
Mooshoo16 (1:49:04 AM): i thgouht you manet you'd speel check
Tijay2000 (1:49:15 AM): you'll find it funnier in the morning
Tijay2000 (1:50:19 AM): uh oh tayre's starting trouble
Tijay2000 (1:50:24 AM): posting photoshopped images of grays
Mooshoo16 (1:50:27 AM): fuck tayhre
Mooshoo16 (1:50:47 AM): whos he in game?
Mooshoo16 (1:50:51 AM): i'll kikln him
Tijay2000 (1:51:04 AM): hes tayre you idiot
Mooshoo16 (1:51:25 AM): i dno't know what to sya to that
Mooshoo16 (1:51:28 AM): say to that
Mooshoo16 (1:51:41 AM): don't post that or i'll tkll evryone about youj and kniquee
Tijay2000 (1:51:42 AM): dont make me post that too
Tijay2000 (1:53:37 AM): i should post that
Tijay2000 (1:53:40 AM): cause it would be damn funny to me
Mooshoo16 (1:53:46 AM): i hatr you
Mooshoo16 (1:54:00 AM): heh, in do't really care im going ot sleep
Mooshoo16 (1:54:12 AM): arftr i delete tayre's stupdi micture
Tijay2000 (1:54:30 AM): good idea

Mooshoo16 (3:51:41 AM): huh
Tijay2000 (3:51:53 AM): was reading the darkasshole thread
Mooshoo16 (3:51:54 AM): fdhao man
Mooshoo16 (3:52:03 AM): psotgaming
Mooshoo16 (3:52:08 AM): messd up
Tijay2000 (3:52:12 AM): i couldnt tell
Mooshoo16 (3:52:51 AM): i'm gasonna pesace outtie
Mooshoo16 (3:52:53 AM): later

This one was from near the beginning of the year, when my roommate (black athlete) borrowed my computer to ask one of our other roommates (coincidentally same guy as in first IM) a question about a Spanish lab.

Mooshoo16 (8:39:11 PM): griff its the gunless non violent black kid next door how do you get on the hwk sight
Auto response from Roommate 1 (8:39:11 PM): work, tryin to get food, work, work, early bedtime
Mooshoo16 (8:39:46 PM): griff help a down and out minority its me martin your pal from span 102
Roommate 1 (8:45:24 PM): http://playlist.roanoke.edu/spanish/puntos/
Roommate 1 (8:46:51 PM): go to hell
Mooshoo16 (8:47:44 PM): i have 2 bb's with your name on them you cant stay their all night bitch ill shoot you in the leg aight it wont hurt baby
Roommate 1 (8:48:06 PM): i will sue ur ass in two secondsx
Roommate 1 (8:48:08 PM): no joke
Mooshoo16 (8:48:52 PM): i love shooting cute little white boys, sue me for wut im broke just for that im shooting you in the upper body and lower bodu hoe
Roommate 1 (8:49:28 PM): dude, im callin 911
Mooshoo16 (8:49:43 PM): im doin the lab now
Roommate 1 (8:50:22 PM): in jail

Buddy(1:51:59 AM): memorizing art sucks
Buddy(1:52:11 AM): and i have like 100 more pieces to go
Buddy(1:52:30 AM): i'm tempted just to write descriptions as titles on my exam
Buddy(1:52:38 AM): "Sculpture of man with penis broken off"
Buddy(1:52:41 AM): probably wouldn't fly

[Hips]

Next time you get trashed, IM me... I want in on the fun too. :saint:

[Sean]

you don't get to have fun

sweetlittleagony: i love dick

[Hips]

I HATE YOU.

[Drew2]

[Edited on 11-12-2005 by Tayre]

[Drew2]

I assume so.

[Kurapira]

Originally posted by Tayre
I don't have DeadAIM on my laptop, so this is all I have.

Taerven: Show me one hot woman that had a penis first
drew cantu: http://www.bakla.net
Taerven: Okay I'm not even clicking that link

P.S. - Obviously, don't click on the link unless you want to see a woman with a penis. Thank Kurapira for showing me this and traumatizing me.

[Edited on 12-17-2003 by Tayre]

You traumatized yourself by clicking it ya gumby bitch. Second of all, no, no photoshopped. She'd be hot if she didn't have a dick.

What a waste. To stay on topic:


GS Kurapira: quick, say something so i can post it in that AIM thread
GS Kurapira: ...
Tijay2000: ha
Tijay2000: no way edaarin already made me look like a snitch!
GS Kurapira: you took to long! damn you!
GS Kurapira: a snitch?
GS Kurapira: you are worried about lil asian drummer boys?!
GS Kurapira: that's sad.
Tijay2000: whered you get worried from...
GS Kurapira: well thanks, i have something now! wahoo!
GS Kurapira: i don't know. black man, asian man, white girl
GS Kurapira: sounds like a porno
GS Kurapira: i would be worried if i had him in my butt.
GS Kurapira: LOL
Tijay2000: hes asian ... i think youd rather have him in your butt
GS Kurapira: ...
GS Kurapira: damn you and your damn facts and you having to be right damn it.
Tijay2000: stereotypes are fun
GS Kurapira: yes, yes they are.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Kurapira
GS Kurapira: i don't know. black man, asian man, white girl

Hey, uh... can I get in on that too? :saint:

[Hips]

Not exactly an AIM convo... but this happened earlier today. We were at a table, hence the OOC-ness.


Edaarin raises his faded scroll and gestures.
Sparks begin to fly between the faded scroll and Edaarin's fingers.
With a sudden burst of enthusiasm, the sparks jump into Edaarin's hand and he seems to glow with power.
>
Edaarin gestures.
There is a bright flash and a small lump of white substance appears in the air and falls to the ground.
>
Edaarin put a faded scroll in his enveloping dark cloak.
>
Edaarin picks up some manna bread.
>
Edaarin removes a white flask from in his enveloping dark cloak.
>
You give your eyebrow a little workout.
>
Edaarin glances at you.
>
Edaarin pours his flask on the bread.
>
Edaarin put a white flask in his enveloping dark cloak.
>
Edaarin offers you some manna bread. Type ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
>
Edaarin grins slowly.
>
You accept Edaarin's offer and are now holding some manna bread.
>
You peer quizzically at Edaarin.
>
The manna bread has a wonderful aroma.
>
You ask, "...what did that do to it?"
>
Edaarin says, "Eat it and find out."
>
You take a bite of your manna bread.
The manna bread has a wonderful flavor and eating it makes you feel much at ease. It has a tranquilizing effect, and you feel the need to sit or lie down for a while to rest.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
>
You say, "Roofies."
>
You nod to Edaarin.
>
You grin.
>
Edaarin nods.
>
Edaarin says, "Now pass out like a good girl."
>
You gawk at Edaarin.
>
Edaarin hums a seemingly random tune.

[HouseofElves]

Here is just a small snippet of randomness:

Wudy'splayer: i'm a homo
Wudy'splayer: wner
LadyJacina: you're a homo?
LadyJacina: and a wner? is that like whiner or wiener?
Wudy'splayer: homeowner!


And then I had just made this site of just things that I giggled or chuckled at during the last year of playing GS.

Be gentle, it's a baby site:
http://houseofelves.tripod.com/

[longshot]

Originally posted by Maimara
Friday, October 24th.

maimbeth: DUDE
maimbeth: JAPANESE GIRLS SQUEAL W HEN OU FUCK THEM
maimbeth: OMFG
maimbeth: ROFL
maimbeth: I LOVE PORNO
drew cantu: LOL
maimbeth: It's sooo entertaining
drew cantu: I've never met a woman who watches porno.. for entertainment value, no less.
maimbeth: I LOVE IT
maimbeth: I LOVE IT WHEN T HEY PRETEND TO LIKE THE SPERM
maimbeth: YOU KNOW THEY DON'T.
drew cantu: ROFLMFAO
drew cantu: OH SHIT
drew cantu: I'VE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD AT 6:30
maimbeth: japs squeal harder when you do them in the butt
....


:yes:

[Trinitis]

Ok ok, I'll release my most treasured save file..and show you all or beloved Spun..drunk off her ass, IM'in me.

Spun: yaaay!
Spun: my song wason!
Spun: and afeat my other osne was on!
Spun: Yay!
Spun: puor some sugara one me!
Spun: in thea lnea of love!

Me: I think you need sleep ;-)
Me: your typin very bad
Me: heh
Spun: PUOR SOME SUGAR ON EM!
Spun: that's my son!
Spun: sognh!
Spun: song!
Spun: song osng songsong song song song
Spun: yaaaay!
Spun: jake is amiking me go to n ed!
Spun: sleepysleppY!
Spun: byry bry@ favorite!
Spun signed off at 1:32:09 AM.

Names edited..to protect no one.

-Adredrin

[SpunGirl]

DIE GIDEON.

-K

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by LordAdredrin
...
Spun: PUOR SOME SUGAR ON EM!
Spun: that's my son!
Spun: sognh!
Spun: song!
Spun: song osng songsong song song song
Spun: yaaaay!
...

Names edited..to protect no one.

-Adredrin

Hahahaha!

[Kurapira]

Ich liebe Pimmel: You know once I was fucking this guy in the ass and he turned around and kissed me. What a Kurapira.
GS Kurapira: uhm..eww
Ich liebe Pimmel: I mean good morning!
Ich liebe Pimmel: sorry. typo. the keys are right next to each other
GS Kurapira: oh yea, i do that all the time


FREEEEAAAAK!!

[Edited on 8-20-2004 by Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by longshot

Originally posted by Maimara
Friday, October 24th.

maimbeth: DUDE
maimbeth: JAPANESE GIRLS SQUEAL W HEN OU FUCK THEM
maimbeth: OMFG
maimbeth: ROFL
maimbeth: I LOVE PORNO
drew cantu: LOL
maimbeth: It's sooo entertaining
drew cantu: I've never met a woman who watches porno.. for entertainment value, no less.
maimbeth: I LOVE IT
maimbeth: I LOVE IT WHEN T HEY PRETEND TO LIKE THE SPERM
maimbeth: YOU KNOW THEY DON'T.
drew cantu: ROFLMFAO
drew cantu: OH SHIT
drew cantu: I'VE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD AT 6:30
maimbeth: japs squeal harder when you do them in the butt
....


:yes:


seems sombody knows from experence hows like in japan?

Originally posted by Kurapira
Ich liebe Pimmel: You know once I was fucking this guy in the ass and he turned around and kissed me. What a Kurapira.
GS Kurapira: uhm..eww
Ich liebe Pimmel: I mean good morning!
Ich liebe Pimmel: sorry. typo. the keys are right next to each other
GS Kurapira: oh yea, i do that all the time


FREEEEAAAAK!!

:lol::lol:

[Edited on 8-20-2004 by Tsa`ah]

[LazyBard]

yea this folder inspired this whole coversation




EmpressBtch: omg
LazyBard: wha?
EmpressBtch: go to PC and read the AIM snippets then click on Tayre's link
LazyBard: it in off topic?
EmpressBtch: yeh
LazyBard: OMFG arthas link is SICK!
EmpressBtch: the chick with the dick?
LazyBard: no the guy with the asshole that you can park a volkswagon in
EmpressBtch: I am so NOT looking
LazyBard: LOL you gotta!
Lazy Bard: LINK REMOVED
LazyBard: look at the first page LOL
EmpressBtch: no!
EmpressBtch: no! no!
LazyBard: DO IT!!!
EmpressBtch: in a little bit
LazyBard: I am so not clicking tayre's link
EmpressBtch: do it!
LazyBard: No you click the other one first!
EmpressBtch: you
EmpressBtch: I do not want to see some hairy manass with an asshole the size of a truck
LazyBard: LOL but it has a link that you click on that one say the giver and one says the reciver!
LazyBard: click the damn link!
LazyBard: LINK REMOVED
EmpressBtch: eww
LazyBard: LOL
LazyBard: give that to kyal and don't tell em what it is!!! ROFL
EmpressBtch: LINK REMOVED
EmpressBtch: this guy's a freak
EmpressBtch: read it no pix
LazyBard: that guy needs serious help
EmpressBtch: yah he does
LazyBard: oh you know this conversation is going into the snippets now don't you
EmpressBtch: bastard

what the fuck is wrong with people and why the hell do you have all these disgusting links!

[LazyBard]

Yea this snippet isn't here because I didn't post it


EmpressBtch: aight tho i gotta shower real quick
LazyBard: turn the sound up real high so you hear when I IM you cause I am dead LOL
EmpressBtch: lol
LazyBard: yea that didn't take long
EmpressBtch: ok I think I'm just going with a sweater and some khakis on today's job hunt
EmpressBtch: uh no why should I shave my legs if I'm wearing pants?
EmpressBtch: for a short person I have long legs
EmpressBtch: I'm built so weird
LazyBard: ROFL
EmpressBtch: I already showered
LazyBard: good god woman who are you the flash?
EmpressBtch: yeah
EmpressBtch: nah I get real dry skin in the winter so I can't take my half hour showers
LazyBard: LOL I get dry skin all the time looks like I have been rolling in flower
EmpressBtch: uh don't put this in the snippets cause its gross but
LazyBard: ROFL
EmpressBtch: I was cleaning my ears and somehow I had Kyal's sock lint in there
EmpressBtch: wtf? is he sticking his toes in my ears at night?
LazyBard: actually I was thinking the whole beer and titties in snippets and the writting in the snow but you just gave me better fodder
EmpressBtch: Is that not gross?
EmpressBtch: You don't understand if you could smell his feet
EmpressBtch: you would die
LazyBard: ummmm if I ever in any way shape or form get close enough to his feet to smell them I deserve to die
EmpressBtch: LOL
EmpressBtch: thats nothing I sent the half hour shower thing to the wrong person at first and he was like uh okay


-Messages to Kyal-
LazyBard: umm you need to put lotion or something on your feet
LazyBard: cologne
LazyBard: something!
Kyal: feh...you wear combat boots 13 hours a day and see how good your feet smell at the end of it


EmpressBtch: Hey I did put lotion on his feet, this neat lemon mintgrass odor killer one
LazyBard: ROFL
EmpressBtch: alas it don't work 100% some of it still lingers
LazyBard: LOL ok you two can come visit but he has to leave his feet at home cause i am not taking a cab anywhere with him if I have to hang my head out the window the whole trip



(edited because she keeps giving me more to use against her)

[Edited on 12-17-2003 by LazyBard]

[Edited on 12-17-2003 by LazyBard]

[Halfsilver]

Lord Whirlin (12:17:37 PM): Hopefully the fact that I still feel drunk will help me forget it
Lord Whirlin (12:18:05 PM): but... yeah
Lord Whirlin (12:18:06 PM): -wave-
Lord Whirlin (12:18:08 PM): goodnight!
wolfee975 (12:18:48 PM): lol it's 12 in the afternoon

Welcome to the world of Vodka, Greg!!
BWahahaa!

- D

[Edaarin]

EDIT: At Sintik's behest, I'm putting in a serious disclaimer. This is the most disturbing site ever. Seriously, not for the faint of heart or anyone normal.

The following is not for the faint of heart. This was sent to me about two months ago from someone who does post here. Do not click if there are people in the room, or if you like not throwing up.

Someone who will remain unnamed (12:58:30 PM): LINK REMOVED (NOTE: this link was disguised as something else)
Mooshoo16 (12:59:02 PM): oh god
Mooshoo16 (12:59:05 PM): what the hell was that
Someone who will remain unnamed (12:59:07 PM): lmao
Mooshoo16 (12:59:12 PM): dude
Mooshoo16 (12:59:15 PM): oh my god
Mooshoo16 (12:59:20 PM): jesus christ
Mooshoo16 (12:59:22 PM): wtf is wrong with you
Mooshoo16 (12:59:25 PM): oh god
Someone who will remain unnamed (12:59:32 PM): thats some sick shit
Mooshoo16 (12:59:33 PM): i think i'm actually going to vomit
Mooshoo16 (1:00:56 PM): well, i WAS going to go to lunch
Someone who will remain unnamed (1:01:07 PM): heh
Someone who will remain unnamed (1:01:28 PM): Blame Rhys/Matt, he sent it to me
Mooshoo16 (1:01:35 PM): that fucker!
Mooshoo16 (1:02:03 PM): okay, i just threw up my damn sandwich into my trash can
Mooshoo16 (1:02:06 PM): i'm not even kidding
Mooshoo16 (1:02:12 PM): ugh
Someone who will remain unnamed (1:02:19 PM): dude, close the window ;p
Someone who will remain unnamed (1:02:34 PM): is it burned to your retina's?
Mooshoo16 (1:02:46 PM): i did
Mooshoo16 (1:02:48 PM): a long time ago
Someone who will remain unnamed (1:03:54 PM): remember that next time you fuck with me! Next time I'll send the really nasty stuff
Mooshoo16 (1:04:05 PM): you sick fuck!
Mooshoo16 (1:04:17 PM): i thought that uglypeople.com was nasty
Mooshoo16 (1:04:18 PM): but damn

[Edited on 12-17-2003 by Edaarin]

[Lord Whirlin]

Originally posted by Halfsilver
Lord Whirlin (12:17:37 PM): Hopefully the fact that I still feel drunk will help me forget it
Lord Whirlin (12:18:05 PM): but... yeah
Lord Whirlin (12:18:06 PM): -wave-
Lord Whirlin (12:18:08 PM): goodnight!
wolfee975 (12:18:48 PM): lol it's 12 in the afternoon

Welcome to the world of Vodka, Greg!!
BWahahaa!

- D

... Finals + Breakup + college drama + home drama + lyme + Christmas (and shopping) + messing up shit with a possible new gf + Failing a couple classes = the fucking worst time of my life

.... Now I'm going back to bed

[Edaarin]

Bard: You know what would be really funny
Mooshoo16: what
Bard: Make a guy and girl cleric, give them the title brother and sister
Mooshoo16: heheh
Bard: Make them both black
Mooshoo16: HAHAHAHAH
Bard: Give them shitty gear
Bard: Would be funny
Mooshoo16: i have platinum shit
Bard: Haha
Mooshoo16: and baggy trousers
Bard: Platinum and gold
Mooshoo16: somewhere
Bard: Probably get banned or something, but would be funny
Mooshoo16: if those fuckers can go around speaking confucius style, then i can make black people
Mooshoo16: fuck simu and their double standard policy
Bard: Anquwaan
Bard: And Shaniquaaa
Mooshoo16: this is going on the snippet thread
Bard: ROFLMAO

[The Cat In The Hat]

Originally posted by Tayre
I don't have DeadAIM on my laptop, so this is all I have.

Taerven: Show me one hot woman that had a penis first
drew cantu: http://www.bakla.net
Taerven: Okay I'm not even clicking that link

P.S. - Obviously, don't click on the link unless you want to see a woman with a penis. Thank Kurapira for showing me this and traumatizing me.

[Edited on 12-17-2003 by Tayre]


Being bisexual you would think that would be my ultimate woman ROFLMAO.

Cat

[Overlord]

Female GSer: what an odd thread that is lol
Draiglor: no kidding
Female GSer: and the chick who can make her boobs "dance" is not unique
Female GSer: most women can if they know what to flex
Draiglor: lol ayup
Draiglor: Dancing boobs
Draiglor: whoot
Female GSer: LOL
Female GSer: I can only do it laying on my side.
Female GSer: And why I told you that I have no idea
Draiglor: lol you practice don't you
Female GSer: hahaha
Female GSer: let's just say I have been asked before if I could
Draiglor: And you perform on command, cool
Female GSer: LOL

[Czeska]

Regarding clever men:


Friend: ok, he's funny
LadyCzeska: babble
LadyCzeska: yeah he's intelligent
LadyCzeska: mutter
Friend: damn intelligent men
LadyCzeska: fuckers
LadyCzeska: and
LadyCzeska: FOREARMS
Friend: bad enough when their sexy and stupid

[GOD]

I think its funny how GS players use actions from GS to express them selves in Instant Message, i've come to not do it anymore because i havnt played GS in a long ass time....but i still see people do it when i talk to them...its cute when girls do it, its annoying when guys do it, LOL.

-John

[Moist Happenings]

Oh stop. ::hand flip::

[Czeska]

I know, I do that constantly. It's no problem, in fact it's often helpful, with other GS players...

But when I IM people who don't play (what few there are) and I <cackle>.. they're all like WTF.

[GSLeloo]

I do that only with people who play GS. All of my iRL friends don't so when I talk to them on AIM I just avoid it and use lol or something else.

[Moist Happenings]

Unfortunately I started doing it before I played GS. see, when I found GS I was heavy into chat room roleplaying. I didn't know there was such a thing as some big computer program that did all the die rolling for you(cool!). Anyway, I still keep in contact with a lot of the people I met in that chat and we've always used those sorts of actions, so it kind've bled into my normal way of doing things and now everybody I talk to usually incorporates it into their speech as well.

[GOD]

It's all good tho, y'know ::grin::

-John

[Edited on 12-17-2003 by GOD]

[Hips]

::me taking forever to reallocate Michiko as an archer::
Mooshoo16: it should not be taking you this long
Mooshoo16: lol
sweetlittleagony: shhhh
sweetlittleagony: i'm double-checking EVERYTHING
Mooshoo16: i'd like to take you hunting sometime before i'm as old as sintik, please.
sweetlittleagony: LOL
Mooshoo16: =-O

[Souzy]

Haha we was talking about someone wanting to hump her leg and went to this...

bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (6:32:27 PM): I find it funny when guys do that
BewitchinDryad25 (6:32:45 PM): LOL what hump your leg?
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (6:32:45 PM): some dude at a bar grabbed my ass, so I turned around and grabbed his crotch
BewitchinDryad25 (6:32:49 PM): ROFL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (6:32:53 PM): and asked him if he liked it
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (6:32:54 PM): LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (6:32:57 PM): I swear on my life
BewitchinDryad25 (6:33:00 PM): lol he probably said yes!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (6:33:02 PM): it was funny my girls died
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (6:33:06 PM): LOL he did
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (6:33:07 PM): hahahhaha

[Scott]

<<<<<Mooshoo16: i'd like to take you hunting sometime before i'm as old as sintik, please.>>>>

Bitch.

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
<<<<<Mooshoo16: i'd like to take you hunting sometime before i'm as old as sintik, please.>>>>

Bitch.

DOFL!!!

Originally posted by GOD
I think its funny how GS players use actions from GS to express them selves in Instant Message, i've come to not do it anymore because i havnt played GS in a long ass time....but i still see people do it when i talk to them...its cute when girls do it, its annoying when guys do it, LOL.

-John

Its fucking retarded. I have online classes so i'd talk to people in my class online and i'd be like

nod

And they'd always be What the fuck is wrong with you dude?

Hey, if you wanna grab my crtoch in a bar all you gotta do is ask.

[Souzy]

A funny convo my boy Mike and I was having today. He gave me a useful number that I shall use in the future.

My friend (8:56:41 PM): did I give you a number to call
My friend (8:56:44 PM): lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (8:56:45 PM): LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (8:56:46 PM): sucka
My friend (8:56:46 PM): hehe
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (8:56:53 PM): I wanna do something
My friend (8:56:54 PM): 508-556-3549
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (8:56:55 PM): I'm so bored
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (8:56:58 PM): where are you?
My friend (8:57:02 PM): homw
My friend (8:57:06 PM): home
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (8:57:10 PM): I have your home number
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (8:57:13 PM): that's the new one?
My friend (8:57:14 PM): yeah
My friend (8:57:17 PM): nono
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (8:57:20 PM): oh koo koo
My friend (8:57:28 PM): that's the Rejection hot line
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (8:57:32 PM): lol
My friend (8:57:41 PM): you give that number to anyone who asks for your number
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (8:57:47 PM): roflmao!!!!!!!1
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (8:57:51 PM): I gotta remember that one then
My friend (8:57:52 PM): (disgusting people)
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (8:57:52 PM): LOL

[Kurapira]

friend: [One-eyed Thrak Table]
Zipadee, Doodah and Mack
GS Kurapira: LMFAO!!
GS Kurapira: that's great!
friend: grin
friend: i was gonna make a charater named day and go to the table
GS Kurapira: LOL

[GSLeloo]

BardishMaster (9:39:31 PM): Leloo is pregnant!
GSLeloo (9:39:34 PM): lol
GSLeloo (9:39:38 PM): Leloo is a virgin
BardishMaster (9:39:45 PM): =-O
BardishMaster (9:39:56 PM): Leloo is a pregnant virgin!
GSLeloo (9:39:59 PM): Mary!
BardishMaster (9:40:03 PM): ack!
BardishMaster (9:40:05 PM): jesus!
BardishMaster (9:40:17 PM): bah.. i must repent my sins!
GSLeloo (9:40:22 PM): Yeah in 9 months there will be jesus
BardishMaster (9:40:26 PM): :-\
BardishMaster (9:40:33 PM): im screwed
GSLeloo (9:40:36 PM): lol
BardishMaster (9:40:39 PM): 9 months isn't nearly enough time
GSLeloo (9:40:44 PM): this is so going on the snippets
BardishMaster (9:40:56 PM): lol

[Drew2]

BewitchinDryad25: Crimsana's lieing and saying it isn't him
BewitchinDryad25: he had Kranar remove his pic
BewitchinDryad25: He just SO proved it was.
drew cantu: THEN WHY DID HE HAVE IT REMOVED AND WHY DID HE BAN ME
drew cantu: what a fucknut
drew cantu: it's so him.
BewitchinDryad25: I mean come on the person I got it from lived with him til May of this year.
BewitchinDryad25: honey he's past a fucknut the best thing about him stained the damn bed after it rolled down his momma's ass when his father nutted.
drew cantu: HAHAHAHA
BewitchinDryad25: err wow did I just say that
drew cantu: omfg
BewitchinDryad25: =-O

[GSLeloo]

They didn't ban peam... did they?

[HarmNone]

drew cantu is Tayre, not Peam, Leloo.

HarmNone

[GSLeloo]

Ok.. Tayre wasn't really banned was he? That's mean cause I got scared someone was banned!

[HarmNone]

No. Neither Peam nor Tayre (as Tayre) was actually banned, to my knowledge.

HarmNone

*Edited to remove an "r" pretending to be a "d". Sneaky little devil!*

[Edited on 12-21-2003 by HarmNone]

[Drew2]

I was banned from Klaive's boards, not these.

He was mad because I used his picture as an avatar and made the handle "Fat Toe Licker".

He doesn't like jokes I guess. :(

[HarmNone]

Heh. You do not show as banned in his member list, Tayre.

HarmNone

[Halfsilver]

wolfee975: woot
friend: $#&*(@$*(#
friend: silversound!
friend: the only buttraping cock gobler i know who would have wolf in his screenname!
wolfee975: cock smoking shit eating roast beef curtain sniffing dick licker
wolfee975: FUCK
wolfee975: you're too fast for me
friend: lol
wolfee975: how've ya been man?
friend: lviing the life of the military

and later....

friend: jesus you live at the tip of the dick of florida
wolfee975: ROFL you don't know how true that statement is
wolfee975: and the dick has fucking genital warts
friend: lol

bwahaha. Ken, you're awesome.

Good luck in Iraq, bro. Come home soon.

- D

I got banned too. I have no idea why.

[Ravenstorm]

Originally posted by RangerD1
I got banned too. I have no idea why.

118 RangerD1 Member 11/10/03 90 20

Not banned according to the member list. Nor Tayre.

Raven

I'm pretty sure my IP is banned, not my username.

[Skirmisher]

Anyone who clicks on the link that Tayre left seems to get the message that says something like "Sorry, you are not permitted to view these forums."

When I go to them just at klaive.net it seems to work normally though.

Maybe he just cut off that link?

I'm far from computer savy though so I dunno.

No, when i type it in manually in all my web browsers it doesn't work.

[Edaarin]

Hmm. This is from awhile ago (maybe a year?) when I said "Fuck you" in Italian to a buddy of mine. We give each other shit a lot, hence this exchange.

Buddy (1:32:09 AM): fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Buddy (1:32:14 AM): don't use my language against me
Mooshoo16 (1:32:38 AM): heh. hey what do you think, should i take studies in women and management
Mooshoo16 (1:32:50 AM): or modern women's rights movement usem
Buddy (1:33:02 AM): modern women's rights movement
Buddy (1:33:08 AM): how about you just hand me your balls right now?
Mooshoo16 (1:33:27 AM): i would, but your mom's busy with them
Mooshoo16 (1:33:30 AM): ba-zing.
Buddy (1:33:41 AM): fuck you
Buddy (1:33:46 AM): because if i did that
Buddy (1:33:52 AM): i'd finish off the whole family
Buddy (1:33:58 AM): i got your mommy and your daddy
Mooshoo16 (1:34:05 AM): oh, man...that's just sick, man
Buddy (1:34:06 AM): menage a Asian
Mooshoo16 (1:34:20 AM): thank you for scarring me for life
Buddy (1:34:27 AM): i was the pork in the egg roll
Mooshoo16 (1:34:32 AM): oh jesus christ man
Buddy (1:34:48 AM): hahahahahahahahahaha
Buddy (1:34:53 AM): i have no standards
Buddy (1:35:02 AM): i am an ANMIAL a fucking ANIMAL
Buddy (1:35:09 AM): that can spell good too
Mooshoo16 (1:35:17 AM): well. that can spell well.
Buddy (1:35:40 AM): sorry i have trouble typing while my mom is giving me head
Buddy (1:35:45 AM): YOUR MOM
Mooshoo16 (1:35:45 AM): oh what the fuck?
Buddy (1:35:47 AM): YOUR MOM

Buddy (1:35:50 AM): YOUR MOM
Mooshoo16 (1:35:51 AM): ha ha ha ha
Buddy (1:35:53 AM): I SAID YOUR MOM
Buddy (1:35:54 AM): FUCK
Mooshoo16 (1:35:55 AM): that's profile worthy
Buddy (1:35:56 AM): FUCK

Buddy (1:35:58 AM): NO

Buddy (1:36:00 AM): I WILL KILL YOU
Buddy (1:36:02 AM): I WILL!!!!
Buddy (1:36:07 AM): I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU!!!
Buddy (1:36:09 AM): TONIGHT
Buddy (1:36:10 AM): RIGHT NOW!
Buddy (1:36:13 AM): FUCK
Buddy (1:38:21 AM): I need to sleep after that
Buddy (1:38:26 AM): and hopefully i suffocate and die
Buddy (1:38:31 AM): fuck
Mooshoo16 (1:39:01 AM): don't worry, i'll only leave it in for a few days
Buddy (1:39:09 AM): fuck you Vinh
Mooshoo16 (1:39:19 AM): a lot of our friends are at that MUN in philly anyway
Mooshoo16 (1:39:34 AM): how about if i change your screen name to anon. or something
Buddy (1:39:40 AM): that's ok
Buddy (1:39:45 AM): but i won't be associated with it
Buddy (1:39:47 AM): i'll deny it
Mooshoo16 (1:39:50 AM): ha ha
Mooshoo16 (1:40:39 AM): ok. i gotta get back to work. thank you, that was probably the funniest thing i've ever seen, that made my night.
Buddy (1:40:44 AM): any time Vinh
Buddy (1:40:45 AM): any time

[Satira]

That's hilarious.

[Czeska]

AaronusGT: IVE GOT A LOVERLY BUNCH OF MOTHER FUCKIN COCONUTS!
LadyCzeska: do bee do
AaronusGT: lol
LadyCzeska: trish and I hate you now.
LadyCzeska: just so you know
LadyCzeska: cause now we're both humming that
AaronusGT: LOL
AaronusGT: cool
AaronusGT: i like being true to my zodiac namesake
LadyCzeska: you were born under the sign of bitchman?
AaronusGT: ah hahahaha!!!
AaronusGT: why, yes, yes I was
LadyCzeska: You are so posted.

[Wezas]

Buddy (1:34:06 AM): menage a Asian


Almost tag-worthy.

and, a little something to add:

Session Start (AIM - legendwezas:Empath Tayre): Mon Dec 08 22:32:59 2003
Empath Tayre: LOLZ NOW I CAN HARRASS YOU AND MAKE YOU MY BITCH.
Legend Wezas: and I, you
Empath Tayre: :( :( :( :(
Empath Tayre: Damn.
Legend Wezas: smart move
Session Close (Empath Tayre): Mon Dec 08 23:50:30 2003

[Souzy]

Hahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!! Oh I'm in tears from laughing so hard. This is a convo with a fellow PC user here.

Prey #1 (2:27:14 AM): wow, yer cell phone #'s on yer profile?
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:27:22 AM): LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:27:27 AM): why?
Prey #1 (2:27:29 AM): lol, i'm gonna call you
Prey #1 (2:27:32 AM): just kidding
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:27:32 AM): hahhaha
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:27:33 AM): ROFLMAO
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:27:40 AM): go ahead
Prey #1 (2:27:42 AM): actually, no, i'm bored
Prey #1 (2:27:44 AM): i'll call
Prey #1 (2:27:45 AM): lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:27:48 AM): LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:27:49 AM): sucka
Prey #1 (2:28:11 AM): lol
Prey #1 (2:28:13 AM): ring ring
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:28:17 AM): LOL
Prey #1 (2:28:27 AM): rejection HOTLINE
Prey #1 (2:28:28 AM): lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:28:31 AM): hahhahha
Prey #1 (2:28:31 AM): aw that's fucked
Prey #1 (2:28:33 AM): sucka
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:28:34 AM): I KNOW
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:28:38 AM): it's fuckin funny!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:28:39 AM): LOL
Prey #1 (2:28:45 AM): lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:28:55 AM): Arghhhhhhhhhhh
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:28:57 AM): HAHAHHAHHHAAHHHHHHH
Prey #1 (2:28:57 AM): that's not funny
Prey #1 (2:28:59 AM): lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:29:07 AM): I'M SOOO GONNA POST THIS AND YOUR GONNA BE ANON
Prey #1 (2:29:07 AM): Sue playin trix on me
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:29:09 AM): LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:29:14 AM): that shit is fuckin' funny as helllllllllllllllll
Prey #1 (2:29:17 AM): lol
Prey #1 (2:29:24 AM): yea post this
Prey #1 (2:29:25 AM): LOL
Prey #1 (2:29:29 AM): i wanna see it on the boards
Prey #1 (2:29:30 AM): lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:29:51 AM): roflmao
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:29:54 AM): I'm fuckin dying here!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:29:56 AM): hahahha
Prey #1 (2:29:56 AM): dammit Sue!
Prey #1 (2:29:57 AM): lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:29:58 AM): arghhhhhhhhhhhh
Prey #1 (2:30:25 AM): OMG i'm gonna delete that fuckin # on my cell
Prey #1 (2:30:26 AM): LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:30:41 AM): LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:30:43 AM): hahahha
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:30:46 AM): omfg
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:30:50 AM): that is hilarious!
Prey #1 (2:30:54 AM): lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:30:58 AM): I would never put my real number on my profile
Prey #1 (2:31:13 AM): hey, ya never know
Prey #1 (2:31:14 AM): lol

**more me laughing at him**

Prey #1 (2:43:06 AM): <^> ^_^ <^>
Prey #1 (2:43:08 AM): take that
Prey #1 (2:43:09 AM): lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:43:12 AM): LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:43:14 AM): hahhaa
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:43:20 AM): don't hate me because I got you
Prey #1 (2:43:23 AM): lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:43:25 AM): I GOT YOU GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:43:31 AM): BOOYAKA!
Prey #1 (2:43:34 AM): hey, it's the ONLY way i can get you back right now
Prey #1 (2:43:35 AM): lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:43:39 AM): LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:43:41 AM): oh man
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:43:44 AM): that was sooo good
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:43:46 AM): you made my night
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:43:52 AM): my work here is done
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:43:54 AM): move along now
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:43:55 AM): LOL
Prey #1 (2:43:59 AM): lol
Prey #1 (2:44:17 AM): fine fine
Prey #1 (2:44:22 AM): nighty
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:45:00 AM): LOL...ok ok, night!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (2:45:04 AM): smooches

:D

OMFG, i <3 rejection hotline

Auto response from Thecla923 [12:11 AM]: I'm away right now, but you can call my cell phone# 206-376-9798

[Souzy]

Originally posted by RangerD1
OMFG, i <3 rejection hotline

Auto response from Thecla923 [12:11 AM]: I'm away right now, but you can call my cell phone# 206-376-9798

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I think they have a Rejection Hotline number for almost all states, LMAO!!!!!!! That is the most hilarious hotline I've ever heard!!!!! Ugh...I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I have to thank my boy again for finding me that number. Let's all tell Mikey we love him, k thx.

[Drew2]

http://www.rejectionhotline.com/numbers.htm

[Edaarin]

Buddy: so do buddhists celebrate jesus?
Mooshoo16: no, we celebrate santa claus

[imported_Kranar]

<< Not banned according to the member list. Nor Tayre. >>

I personally set a banned member's title to Banned when I ban someone so people know not to expect a response from them. Sometimes I forget, and it's caused confusion, but usually I always include the title Banned.

You can be banned from a forum and still appear on the member list, and not have the title "Banned" or appear banned, and vice versa.

bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:25 AM]: LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:25 AM]: I soooo saw that
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:25 AM]: ya punk!
Thecla923 [1:25 AM]: lol
Thecla923 [1:25 AM]: Damn your quick
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:26 AM]: LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:26 AM]: I know
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:26 AM]: ,#
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:26 AM]: erm
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:26 AM]: hahaa
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:26 AM]: buzzed still
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:26 AM]: <3
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:26 AM]: LOL
Thecla923 [1:26 AM]: dude, get off the crack
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:26 AM]: i wish I had some
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:26 AM]: :-X
Thecla923 [1:26 AM]: !!!!!!

[Souzy]

OMFG!!!!!!!!!! That was so edited! Hahaha!!!! Sucka! I'm too thick to be a crack head :P

bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:27 AM]: lmao
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:27 AM]: I won't admit it
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:27 AM]: LOL
Thecla923 [1:27 AM]: i have proof
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:27 AM]: LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:27 AM]: I'm too thick to be a crack head anyway
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:27 AM]: LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:27 AM]: maybe if I was like 100 lbs
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:28 AM]: maybe
Thecla923 [1:28 AM]: lol w\e
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:28 AM]: and my teeth aren't rotten
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:28 AM]: LOL
Thecla923 [1:28 AM]: http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=3353&page=4#pid91186
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:29 AM]: it's 1am there?
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:29 AM]: holy moses!
Thecla923 [1:30 AM]: yea
Thecla923 [1:30 AM]: Maybe if you got off the crack you'd know that.
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:30 AM]: LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:30 AM]: ass I'm not falling for it
Thecla923 [1:30 AM]: for what?
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:31 AM]: I need to get sleeping pills my sleep is all wacked
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:31 AM]: for real
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:31 AM]: like I can't sleep at normal times
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:31 AM]: I'm a weirdo
Thecla923 [1:31 AM]: stop taking crack
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:31 AM]: LOL
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:32 AM]: you wanna rock?
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:32 AM]: i'll give you a 20
Thecla923 [1:32 AM]: Do i want one?
Thecla923 [1:33 AM]: Dude, you buy the crack for 20 bucks not give it away.
Thecla923 [1:33 AM]: Your the sorriest crack head i've ever met.

bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:33 AM]: lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:33 AM]: I gotta get use to being one I guess
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:33 AM]: not a pro. yet
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:33 AM]: maybe when I start shooting up
Thecla923 [1:34 AM]: !!!!!!!

bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [1:35 AM]: don't even try it
Thecla923 [1:35 AM]: Already did

[Souzy]

Hey man how would you know a rock can cost $20???? Your an undercover crack head too!!!!!!!! Let's go chase the dragon.

[Chadj]

BardishMaster (3:10:12 AM): Welcome back!
GS Kurapira (3:10:34 AM): thanks!
BardishMaster (3:10:46 AM): how was your day?
GS Kurapira (3:10:58 AM): good, yours?
BardishMaster (3:11:04 AM): mine was great!
GS Kurapira (3:11:22 AM): why is that?
GS Kurapira (3:11:32 AM): because you are getting boinked in a text game?
BardishMaster (3:11:38 AM): i am?
GS Kurapira (3:11:45 AM): 15. Chadj is in a private home. (Warm)
BardishMaster (3:11:53 AM): ::flail:: i wish someone tells me these things
GS Kurapira (3:12:00 AM): lmfao
GS Kurapira (3:12:04 AM): mhmm
BardishMaster (3:12:04 AM): oh, yeah, for sure.. boinked in my IG father in law's house...
GS Kurapira (3:12:52 AM): LMFAO i knew it!!
BardishMaster (3:13:47 AM): i know!
BardishMaster (3:13:48 AM): look!
BardishMaster (3:14:18 AM): [Finiswolf's Home]
A fluffy polar bear rug adorns the tiled white marble floor of this room. An elven enruned marble fireplace, a braided amethyst silk hanging hanging above it, rests between a claw-footed haon table and a large four poster bed pushed up against the rough-hewn oak walls. The room holds a mild scent of healing herbs. You also see the Chadj disk, an engraved iron box, a claw-footed maoral armchair, a claw-footed maoral armchair, a gleaming golvern-framed window, a claw-footed maoral armchair that is facing the table and an elegant rosewood door.
Also here: Cryobolt who is boinking you, Finiswolf who is boinking you, Bellelaide who is lying on the bed... and boinking you.
BardishMaster (3:14:19 AM): see?
GS Kurapira (3:14:41 AM): LOL
BardishMaster (3:20:53 AM): yup
GS Kurapira (3:21:02 AM): that was fucking cool

[Caiylania]

ROFL that was a good one. Hehe. Chadj is getting some for Christmas apparently ;)

[Drew2]

Taerven: I made my script better

Auto response from drew cantu: If I'm asleep, you should be too, freak.

Taerven: I'm so proud of myself
Taerven: Teaching myself to write scripts
Taerven: Basic ones, but just the same, more than I could do a week ago
Taerven: And yeah I should be asleep
Taerven: AAAHHH this one is so much more intelligent than the last
Taerven: AAAAAAHHHHH
Auto response from drew cantu: If I'm asleep, you should be too, freak.

Taerven: It just surprised me again, I made it more intelligent than I ever suspected!
Taerven: And by total accident!
Taerven: TODAY IS TEH DAY OF TEH STEVEN
Taerven: But what if it gets...too intelligent?
Taerven: I could possibly have started the doom of the human race
drew cantu: Yes... Your GS script is the start of the doom of the human race.
Taerven: You don't know the half of it
Taerven: It's started talking to me
drew cantu: lol
drew cantu: Wake up, Steven...
drew cantu: The Matrix has you...
Taerven: Bahaha
Taerven: Who would've thought a script to skin cyclopes in a text-based game would be the end of the human race

[Soulpieced]

I've seen some pretty intelligent scripts...

On warclaidhm:

NAPP le boyy [6:46 PM]: STOP ASSOCIATING HIM WITH MY PEOPLE
Thecla923 [6:46 PM]: LMAO
Thecla923 [6:46 PM]: HES GAY ADMIT IT!!!
SNAPP le boyy [6:47 PM]: NO HE ISNT
SNAPP le boyy [6:47 PM]: HE REPRODUCES ASEXUALLY
Thecla923 [6:47 PM]: NO!!! HES A FAN OF THE COCK!!!
SNAPP le boyy [6:48 PM]: PUSSY !
Thecla923 [6:48 PM]: COCK!!!
Thecla923 [6:48 PM]: Ha! i win!

[GSLeloo]

BardishMaster (12:55:32 AM): i don't love you at all... im gay
BardishMaster (12:55:37 AM): shocked?
GSLeloo (12:55:37 AM): I knew it!
GSLeloo (12:55:41 AM): Not really
BardishMaster (12:55:43 AM): :-(
BardishMaster (12:55:56 AM): Im in love with Syberus..
GSLeloo (12:55:57 AM): The signs were all there
GSLeloo (12:55:58 AM): lol!
BardishMaster (12:56:05 AM): hes so macho..
BardishMaster (12:56:07 AM): and sexy

(All a joke, obviously)

[Drew2]

Not funny.

[Bobmuhthol]

Rachel Pwnz: Fuck you, Tayre, you don't know anything.

I think it's funny. Screw you.

[Edited on 12-30-2003 by Bobmuhthol]

[Drew2]

I sure don't.

My screen name nor my real name is Tayre.

Please die.



I don't remember writing this. Is that bad?

[Edited on 12-31-2003 by Tayre]

[Chadj]

Auto response from drew cantu (2:21:10 AM): i burped and it tasted like crayon.

it was a purple crayon.

[Jolena]

Okay I know I'm gonna get killededed DEAD for this one but I had to..cause it was so damned cute and I giggled forever. And as a disclaimer, I love you Stun!

Stun (11:21:22 PM): A rotting farmhand swings a rusted pitchfork at a gyrfalcon!
AS: +203 vs DS: +151386 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +92 = -151061
A clean miss.
Stun (11:21:37 PM): XXX's bird is a fucking GOD!
BreeLv2 (11:22:20 PM): lol
BreeLv2 (11:22:22 PM): that's a bug
BreeLv2 (11:22:23 PM): it has to be
Stun (11:22:43 PM): whatever
Stun (11:23:11 PM): XXX's bird is a pimp
BreeLv2 (11:23:44 PM): lol
BreeLv2 (11:23:46 PM): yeah and it's a bug
BreeLv2 (11:23:48 PM): that can't be right
BreeLv2 (11:23:49 PM): lol
Stun (11:26:10 PM): nope
Stun (11:26:58 PM): i'm just awesome
Stun (11:27:03 PM): uberly-so
BreeLv2 (11:27:52 PM): lol
BreeLv2 (11:27:55 PM): Mmhmm..you are.
Stun (11:28:01 PM): nods
Stun (11:28:11 PM): bow before my crepulence
BreeLv2 (11:29:03 PM): lmao
BreeLv2 (11:29:08 PM): *bow*
Stun (11:29:21 PM): while you're down there...
Stun (11:29:46 PM): kiss my ring
Stun (11:29:54 PM): so you might appease my being
BreeLv2 (11:29:54 PM): lol
BreeLv2 (11:29:57 PM): you're ring?
BreeLv2 (11:30:00 PM): and being?
BreeLv2 (11:30:01 PM): lol
Stun (11:30:10 PM): nods

[Stunseed]

That wasn't my ring.

Love you Jolena!

[Czeska]

Originally posted by Chadj
BardishMaster (3:14:18 AM): [Finiswolf's Home]
A fluffy polar bear rug adorns the tiled white marble floor of this room. An elven enruned marble fireplace, a braided amethyst silk hanging hanging above it, rests between a claw-footed haon table and a large four poster bed pushed up against the rough-hewn oak walls. The room holds a mild scent of healing herbs. You also see the Chadj disk, an engraved iron box, a claw-footed maoral armchair, a claw-footed maoral armchair, a gleaming golvern-framed window, a claw-footed maoral armchair that is facing the table and an elegant rosewood door.
Also here: Cryobolt who is boinking you, Finiswolf who is boinking you, Bellelaide who is lying on the bed... and boinking you.


omg
omgomgomg
LMFAO omg

wheeeeeze

[Sean]

BogusPrincess (5:20:22 PM): I was trying to do an image search for saggy boobs
BogusPrincess (5:20:25 PM): But couldnt find anything
BogusPrincess (5:20:30 PM): hehe

edited to remove anything self incriminating.

[Edited on 1-1-2004 by Tijay]

[Weedmage Princess]

WHERE THAT CONVERSATION LEFT OFF...

BogusPrincess: Bah
Tijay2000: what
BogusPrincess: I was trying to do an image search for saggy boobs
BogusPrincess: But couldnt find anything
BogusPrincess: hehe
Tijay2000: coulda just sent me a picture of yours
BogusPrincess: mutter
BogusPrincess: OR YOU COULD HAVE LOOKED AT YOURS
BogusPrincess: cackle
Tijay2000: mine are firm and pert

[Shalla]

Apparently, I sent Ansherak a U2U message today, and I can't remember :?:

Ansherakk: lol, why would ya send me a U2 message when ya can just IM me!?
xxxxshixxxx: Did I?
xxxxshixxxx: I'm sobered up now
xxxxshixxxx: I have to go home soon
xxxxshixxxx: lol
Ansherakk: lol.....yes you did!
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: you're funny
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: I should save this log
xxxxshixxxx: ahahaha
Ansherakk: heh, I don't think yer entirely sober yet *chuckle* musta been one helluva news years party!

Edit: It was just awhile ago, too.. I couldn't remember who else I've sent a U2U message to until I checked it. :barf:

[Edited on 1-1-2004 by Lady Shalla]

[Hulkein]

Any chance you were in a rush when choosing your screen name Shalla? lol

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Hulkein
Any chance you were in a rush when choosing your screen name Shalla? lol

Huh? :?:

[Hulkein]

looks like you were in a hurry because of the 8 x's. like when the name you want is taken so you just add like 6 numbers.

[Edited on 1-2-2004 by Hulkein]

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Hulkein
Any chance you were in a rush when choosing your screen name Shalla? lol

You kidding me? It's for style! but You're right.. most of the names I wanted were taken.. But that is just my Gemstone IM. I have a more private one that I use. I have plenty!

You should share it with us. We're not that weird. Except for Tijay.

[Hulkein]

lol

[Shalla]

I believe my AIM is listed here. But the people in my GS-AIM are the people I interect with in Game.

That involves me looking, hence effort. so..yea..

[Drew2]

drew cantu: YOU WERE TOO BUSY MAKING OUT TO TALK TO ME.
drew cantu: /FROWN
sweetlittleagony: I CALLED BACK
drew cantu: I HEARD NO RING.
sweetlittleagony: MY PHONE THINKS TEXAS SHOULD DIE
drew cantu: I was going to say something witty but i forgot where you live.
sweetlittleagony: LOL
sweetlittleagony: connecticut
drew cantu: NO WONDER WHY I FORGOT.
sweetlittleagony: ;_;

[Hips]

Originally posted by Tayre
drew cantu: YOU WERE TOO BUSY MAKING OUT TO TALK TO ME.
drew cantu: /FROWN
sweetlittleagony: I CALLED BACK
drew cantu: I HEARD NO RING.
sweetlittleagony: MY PHONE THINKS TEXAS SHOULD DIE
drew cantu: I was going to say something witty but i forgot where you live.
sweetlittleagony: LOL
sweetlittleagony: connecticut
drew cantu: NO WONDER WHY I FORGOT.
sweetlittleagony: ;_;

sweetlittleagony: i know what i was doing when you called
drew cantu: MAKING OUT
sweetlittleagony: we were playing texas five card hold 'em
sweetlittleagony: lol
sweetlittleagony: i drove back to my house to snag my poker chips so we could play for real
sweetlittleagony: BUT... it was texas five card.
sweetlittleagony: o.o
drew cantu: It doesn't change the fact that all I got to listen to was your voicemail.
sweetlittleagony: lol
drew cantu: NOT THE SOUND OF YOUR LOVERLY VOICE.
sweetlittleagony: awwww

[Drew2]

Allow me to finish.

drew cantu: NOT THE SOUND OF YOUR LOVERLY VOICE.
sweetlittleagony: awwww
drew cantu: I was kidding.
drew cantu: You sound like a dying cat in heat.

[Sean]

she just didnt wanna answer a phone call from a gs guy infront of her friends. you embarassed her drew.

[Drew2]

Imagine how I felt when my phone rang when she called me and the girl at the party who was on my nuts the whole night was like WHO WAS THAT WHY DOES YOUR PHONE SAY JESSA WHO IS JESSA WTF.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Tayre
Imagine how I felt when my phone rang when she called me and the girl at the party who was on my nuts the whole night was like WHO WAS THAT WHY DOES YOUR PHONE SAY JESSA WHO IS JESSA WTF.

You should have told her that I'm the girl that you want to deflower you. But I refuse.

/struts.

[Drew2]

Actually I told her you were a lesbian.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Tayre
Actually I told her you were a lesbian.

:o *splutters* :o

Originally posted by Tayre
drew cantu: You sound like a dying cat in heat.

dofl

[Sean]

on a side note:

Thecla923: STOP HATING ON MY INTERNET POONTANG

tayre you make me smile

Tijay= Internet poontang hater.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Tijay
on a side note:

Thecla923: STOP HATING ON MY INTERNET POONTANG

LMAO.

That's a new low.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Warclaidhm is a pervert, a liar, and he likes men. Specifically me.



Also, you're dumb. :D

[Naina]

Hahahahahahaha . . . oh man, the joy of being able to make up SN - I <3 AIM . . .
But damn you to hell, my AIM refuses to work right now, for the last like 4 hours!

[Jolena]

Whee I see my screen name! Even though you never talk to me you dolt. *pouts at Tayre*

[Sean]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Warclaidhm is a pervert, a liar, and he likes men. Specifically me.

(01:42:48) Warclaidhm:
(01:42:56) Rachel Pwnz: ?
(01:43:09) Warclaidhm: Hi
(01:43:14) Rachel Pwnz: Hi.
(01:44:10) Warclaidhm: Do you like japanise?
(01:44:27) Rachel Pwnz: Yes it makes me wet.
(01:44:51) Warclaidhm: how does japanise make you wet
(01:44:59) Rachel Pwnz: I don't know.
(01:45:03) Rachel Pwnz: But it is very very good.
(01:45:56) Warclaidhm: oh well i like japanise. why is your screen name on the players corner sometimes? do you play gemstone iv?
(01:46:20) Rachel Pwnz: Yes. My character is Falgrin.
(01:46:53) Warclaidhm: no becuase i don't like falgrin
(01:46:59) Rachel Pwnz: Well then I'm not Falgrin.
(01:47:09) Warclaidhm: then who are yuo?
(01:47:17) Rachel Pwnz: Secret.
(01:47:50) Warclaidhm: oh. well i'm a great lord if you want to play with me sometime.
(01:48:18) Warclaidhm: is your name rachel?
(01:48:18) Rachel Pwnz: Ooh. Nice.
(01:48:22) Rachel Pwnz: Maybe.
(01:49:43) Warclaidhm: did you know that japanise use des ka to ask questions? you probably do since you liek japanise too.
(01:50:08) Rachel Pwnz: It's desu ka.
(01:50:27) Warclaidhm: oh are you sure? hmmm.
(01:50:32) Rachel Pwnz: Yes. The u is silent.
(01:51:52) Warclaidhm: how old are you if you don't mind me asking?
(01:52:07) Rachel Pwnz: I'm 23.
(01:53:09) Warclaidhm: oh well i'm 21 so your a little older
(01:54:36) Warclaidhm: so what is your favoriet movie?
(01:55:22) Rachel Pwnz: Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back.
(01:55:32) Warclaidhm: oh wow i like star wars too
(01:55:57) Warclaidhm: i think my favorite is the last samurai because it was very interesting
(01:57:17) Warclaidhm: have you seen that oen?
(01:57:24) Rachel Pwnz: No, I haven't.
(01:57:45) Warclaidhm: oh well you shold it has japanise and tom cruse is a good acter
(01:58:38) Rachel Pwnz: I think I just might.
(01:59:21) Warclaidhm: do you work?
(01:59:43) Rachel Pwnz: No, I'm too rich for work.
(02:00:25) Warclaidhm: your rich? how aer you rich if you dont work?
(02:00:36) Rachel Pwnz: I won the lottery and I have $infinite.
(02:00:59) Warclaidhm: oh wow thats really lucky
(02:03:00) Warclaidhm: well i'm going to go to bed now because i have to get up for work in the mornign
(02:03:05) Warclaidhm: it was nice takling to you
(02:03:14) Rachel Pwnz: It was nice talking to you, too.
(02:03:17) Rachel Pwnz: Good night and sweet dreams.
(02:03:38) Warclaidhm: goodnight to you to

im just quoting this incase theres a delete or edit to save face.

[Bobmuhthol]

Tijay = Rachel Pwnz. I don't know what he's talking about because my screen name is Lord Bobmuhthol.

[Bobmuhthol]

Kill Tijay.

[Sean]

unless you click the aim link under bobs post and you get rachel pwnz as the IM

[Weedmage Princess]

BOB YOU IMED ME AS RACHEL PWNZ YOU FRIGGIN LIAR :P

**edited to add: Poindexter you get internet poontang?!

[Edited on 1-2-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

All the time.

[Drew2]

Rachel Pwnz: LordAdredrin 03:56 PM Reading a u2u
Rachel Pwnz: LordAdredrin 03:57 PM Sending a u2u
Rachel Pwnz: CrystalTears 03:57 PM Reading a u2u
Rachel Pwnz: Why don't I get U2U's?
drew cantu: i don't get any either.
Rachel Pwnz: Guest 03:58 PM Reading thread: Old Forum
Rachel Pwnz: Tayre 03:58 PM Viewing Today's Posts
Rachel Pwnz: longshot 03:59 PM Replying to a thread
Rachel Pwnz: CrystalTears 04:00 PM Reading a u2u
Rachel Pwnz: LordAdredrin 03:59 PM Posting a new thread
Rachel Pwnz: CrystalTears 04:01 PM Updating personal Profile
drew cantu: OK THANKS FOR THE UPDATES.
Rachel Pwnz: NP
Rachel Pwnz: LordAdredrin 04:01 PM Reading a u2u
Rachel Pwnz: LordAdredrin 04:01 PM Sending a u2u
Rachel Pwnz: Adredrin + CrystalTears = Babies.
drew cantu: drew cantu 04:01 PM Blocking Rachel Pwnz
Rachel Pwnz signed off at 3:05:43 PM.

[Drew2]

Tayre Is Gay: Fuck you.
Bobmuhthol isGay: exactly

[Sean]

BogusPrincess: I am a demented perv

[Drew2]

Rachel Pwnz: Holy shit. I have the ability to actually shut my mind off.
Rachel Pwnz: I seriously completely lost any mental power I once had and ended up drooling on myself.
Rachel Pwnz: wtf

[Drew2]

So Bob and I were making fun of people at www.hotornot.com and ALL OF THE SUDDEN....


Rachel Pwnz: omg atheana sr.
Rachel Pwnz: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=GRRUALO&key=XCR
Rachel Pwnz: extra fat, hold the boyfriend
drew cantu: hahahahahahhasoidj;fladjsg;ailkjsdkh

[Bobmuhthol]

Note that I was complimenting Atheana for not looking like this as Atheana is young, energetic, and not ugly.

Atheana Sr., however, is fat, ugly, old, and has no boyfriend.

[Edited on 1-4-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[Skirmisher]

Bob, I think you have the ability to be very funny, but you also too often merge it with an immaturity and insensitivity that are just not needed and get tired really quickly.

Thecla923 [7:06 PM]: <BeLLa`> does sperm die when it hits the air, msg me if u know
<carcin0gen-> sounds like someone got a 3 pointer
Mooshoo16 [7:06 PM]: WTF?
Thecla923 [7:06 PM]: bash.org
Mooshoo16 [7:07 PM]: ouch
Thecla923 [7:15 PM]: heres one for you

<Squinky> Are all Vietnamese people named Nguyen or something?
<Sopabuena> Yes
<Squinky> I know about 8 with that last name, but none with a different one
<Sopabuena> If you go to Vietnam and shout "NGUYEN" everyone will look at you
Mooshoo16 [7:15 PM]: that's my last name too
Thecla923 [7:15 PM]: hahahahahaha

[Soulpieced]

I feel the brain cells leaving by the minute reading this thread.

Stop post whoring

[Snapp]

Who's the post whore again?

Member of the Day is RangerD1 with 89 posts

[Sean]

why are we so terrible...


Tijay2000: would it be wrong of me to post pictures of me eatting this fried chicken dinner
Thecla923: man i was just gonan get some fired chicken

[Edaarin]

I had rice and flounder for dinner...sadly, there are no Asians from GS who can sympathize with me.

I think there are far more asians then blacks in GS

[Soulpieced]

Me rikey fried rice!

[Halfsilver]

By the way, Tayrebob....I'd suggest you watch yourself.

I'm sure everyone would love to see this thread turn into another one of those infamous Grays vs PC threads.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Edaarin
I had rice and flounder for dinner...sadly, there are no Asians from GS who can sympathize with me.


Are you kidding? I eat rice for breakfast. or if I have lunch.. or If I have dinner. :thumbsup:

[Soulpieced]

Ed, you should talk to Neimanz, but I haven't seen him around much lately.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Edaarin
I had rice and flounder for dinner...sadly, there are no Asians from GS who can sympathize with me.

I got your back Vinh. Flounder rocks! If ya'll don't know, then you better ask somebody. :thumbsup:

[Jolena]

Oh Grays come on..Bob did say that he didn't mean it as an insult.. just relax. And i love reading this thread, it makes me laugh, laughter is good for you.

[Halfsilver]

My sense of humor doesn't encompass that subject, Jolena. Sorry. You would think that would be apparant by now.

[Snapp]

If it helps, I gave the chick in the link a 10. :)

[Sean]

she'd make snapp go straight.

[Jolena]

well I would also think that you would understand by now that you jumping in to start things with the person who doesn't mean anything to you who made a comment regarding Atheana, would begin an entire barrage of comments about her that you don't want to hear. It is sometimes best to just let it go. Bob and Tayre both dont' like her, I would assume. Yes it was a bad comment however, does it really mean anything to you in teh long run? and it only causes more trouble when you start in. This is the last thing I will say on it though because I have already been talked to by Atheana about responding to your comments. Apparently it upset her.

[Halfsilver]

Nice, Jolena. Nice.

Who's the one antagonizing here?

Good thing you'll drop it now, now that half the world is going to have to add their two cents. :rolleyes:

[Sean]

seriously fucking let it go all of you. its bob for gods sakes do you really care what he said? this threads about fun if you're not having fun or don't like what someone said u2u them and let the rest of us enjoy the thread. im ending this NOW. STOP.

[Jolena]

Yay for Tijay! I find it funny how Grays can respond but I can't. Anyhow, you know how to U2U me Grays, please do if you need.

Just feed her whatever it is youve been eating.

[Drew2]

If the next post isn't a Snippet I'm going to unleash all over this thread. And no one will like that.

[Jolena]

Oooo, so where's your snippet Tayre?

[Sean]

Tijay2000: you dont get to draw lines like i do
Bogus Princess: LOL
Bogus Princess: -----------
Bogus Princess: THAT WAS FUN
Tijay2000: BLOW ME
Bogus Princess: Not tonight honey, I have a headache :/

[Drew2]

drew cantu: Jolena is dumb for not listening to me.
d0gb0y: YEAH SHE IS.

There's mine.

[Jolena]

it's also fake :ppppp

[Souzy]

Proof!!!!!!! Sean/Tijay does have a heart!

bootyliciousasia: awww that's so cute you was there for my Amber at her time of need
(01:30:54) bootyliciousasia: that's love
(01:30:56) bootyliciousasia: <3
(01:31:51) Tijay: gah she ratted me out now people might think im nice

[Czeska]

GuitarShep: you don't play enough gs anyway
LadyCzeska: Umm
LadyCzeska: Every night isn't enough?
GuitarShep: lol
GuitarShep: no

[Moist Happenings]

pajamabuttons: I just spelled up a rolton outside the north gate.
ich liebe pimmel: ?
pajamabuttons: I hope it kills somebody.

[Moist Happenings]

Also I have several Lalana snippets too as well.

ich liebe pimmel: I LOVE YOU!
bootyliciousasia: LOL

ich liebe pimmel: I think my dog is on fire
bootyliciousasia: LOL

ich liebe pimmel: brb
bootyliciousasia: LOL

ich liebe pimmel: I just read in the newspaper that 30 orphans burned to death in a fire yesterday.
bootyliciousasia: LOL

ich liebe pimmel: I have cancer.
bootyliciousasia: LOL

Gads woman, throw in a lmao every now and then, change things up!

:P

Also she never really said any of that, and I never really said any of that, except I did one time think the dog was on fire.

[Czeska]

LOL

[Hips]

Originally posted by Neff
Also she never really said any of that, and I never really said any of that, except I did one time think the dog was on fire.

Was it around the same time your apartment-mate was trying to kill himself on his desk? :smilegrin:

[Moist Happenings]

He was MODDING IT. There's a big difference.

Modding it makes your injuries battle scars.

Trying to kill yourself makes them suicide scars.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Neff
Also I have several Lalana snippets too as well.

ich liebe pimmel: I LOVE YOU!
bootyliciousasia: LOL

ich liebe pimmel: I think my dog is on fire
bootyliciousasia: LOL

ich liebe pimmel: brb
bootyliciousasia: LOL

ich liebe pimmel: I just read in the newspaper that 30 orphans burned to death in a fire yesterday.
bootyliciousasia: LOL

ich liebe pimmel: I have cancer.
bootyliciousasia: LOL

Gads woman, throw in a lmao every now and then, change things up!

:P

Also she never really said any of that, and I never really said any of that, except I did one time think the dog was on fire.

LOL *cough* I mean ROFLMAO!!!!! Happy now? Sheesh, the things I do to satisfy your bum!

[Moist Happenings]

You're so whipped.

[Drew2]

Rachel Pwnz: haha your sister's picture is called hott damn
drew cantu: you're looking at my sister's picture.
drew cantu: sad.
Rachel Pwnz: stfu
Rachel Pwnz: :'(
Rachel Pwnz: me = have new wallpaper
drew cantu: yay
drew cantu: wait
drew cantu: is it my sister?1//1/1/
Rachel Pwnz: No of course not.
drew cantu: it is isn't it
drew cantu: oh god.
Rachel Pwnz: Well.. I rotated it so it isn't sideways, in turn losing quality.
Rachel Pwnz: THEREFORE IT IS NOT.
Rachel Pwnz: Should I do tiled or stretched?


Any volunteers to kill me?

[Drew2]

drew cantu: Do not give Chadj my sister's picture
drew cantu: I don't want him jacking off to it.
Rachel Pwnz: Did you have to type that 2 seconds after I sent him it?
drew cantu: are you serious
drew cantu: are you really serious
Rachel Pwnz: uh...
drew cantu: I saw him looking at the snippet i just posted
drew cantu: and I KNEW he was going to ask
Rachel Pwnz: No of course not.
drew cantu: the horny bastard he is.


BardishMaster: dude!
drew cantu: what
BardishMaster: how old is your sister?
drew cantu: 16
BardishMaster: I'd do her.
BardishMaster: :nods:

[Edited on 1-6-2004 by Tayre]

[Chadj]

Yeah! And look! I'm talking to her!:D

[Chadj]

I'm just kidding anyways. :nods:

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Neff
You're so whipped.

You wish :P

[Souzy]

So I'm chatting with a fellow GS player from London about English slags. Why do the English make everything complicated?

Alcyon: 'for example stairs are known as the apples and pears
(20:31:43) Alcyon: 'curry is ruby murry
(20:31:52) bootyliciousasia: stairs like...steps stairs?
(20:31:58) Alcyon: yeah
(20:32:07) bootyliciousasia: sheesh you guys make everything so complicated
(20:32:23) Alcyon: piano is the old joanna
(20:32:46) Alcyon: a fiver is a deep see diver
(20:33:15) Alcyon: boat race is face
(20:33:24) bootyliciousasia: gosh
(20:33:38) Alcyon: guess what rub a dub is
(20:33:42) bootyliciousasia: these are slags right?
(20:33:45) bootyliciousasia: bath
(20:33:45) bootyliciousasia: duh
(20:33:50) bootyliciousasia: or might be swimming
(20:33:51) bootyliciousasia: LOL
(20:33:58) Alcyon: 'its the pub
(20:34:01) bootyliciousasia: hahaha
(20:34:04) bootyliciousasia: well I was way off
(20:34:17) bootyliciousasia: you guys make everything so complicated
(20:34:19) Alcyon: 'you say im goin down to the old rub a dub
(20:34:36) bootyliciousasia: I'd think that your gonna go wack off in the shower
(20:34:38) bootyliciousasia: or something
(20:34:44) Alcyon: lol
(20:35:10) bootyliciousasia: So that means your gonna go to the pub down the street?

I like rub a dub though, that was the best one. :D

[Weedmage Princess]

LOL Yeah, gotta love Cockney speak.

[Souzy]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No you didn't girl, that was part of our conversation too. SNOUT!

[Hulkein]

Damn, I want to see Tayre's sister. Tayre, since you don't put a picture of yourself in the picture thread just put one up of your sister for us all.

[Drew2]

My sister isn't that great looking.

She's 16 years old.

Please kill yourselves.

Tayre ignored my IM :P

[Snapp]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Tayre ignored my IM :P



Mine too :lol:

[Snapp]

Thecla923: Your not gay! i'm on to you buddy!
SNAPP le boyy: YESH I AM
Thecla923: Its just an angle to get poontang!
SNAPP le boyy: =O
SNAPP le boyy: I SWEAR! I LIKE COCK!
Thecla923: okay this convo ends now
SNAPP le boyy: lmao

[Edited on 1-7-2004 by Snapp]

[Souzy]

He did the same thing to me Snapp, ended our convo when I was talking about homosexual sex. The fool.

[Snapp]

AIM chatroom snippet:

Thecla923: Can we have anal sex?
sweetlittleagony: !!@!!!!!!]
drew cantu: I wish.

[Drew2]

GS Kurapira: jessa, i already deflowered drew
GS Kurapira: so he's tainted goods
drew cantu: Feh
sweetlittleagony: !!@!!!!!!]
drew cantu: I wish.


THAT IS HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED YOU SICK FUCK.

No thanks man. I don't get down like that.

drew cantu: you caught me
drew cantu: I like the cock.

[Snapp]

continued..
Ich liebe Pimmel: I have a cock
drew cantu: TheN i like it.

[Edaarin]

Thecla923: Well i'm not like wilt chamberlain man
Mooshoo16: heh
Mooshoo16: you mean you didn't fuck 5 women a night for 20 years?
Mooshoo16: my respect for you decreases
Thecla923: sorry man, what can i say
Thecla923: I been slippin, only 4 a night for 5 years
Mooshoo16: just because you fuck a 600 lb woman doesn't mean it counts as 4 women
Thecla923: fuck

[Souzy]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARghhhhhhhhh...I'm laughing so much I got tears in my eyes! Damn Vinh to hell! Die China! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[Overlord]

Draiglor: oh dude
Draiglor: I got a new car radio yesterday
(Player Of Kadumi): yeah?
Draiglor: It has voice recognition. You shout "industrial" and it plays industrial. You shout "metal" and it plays metal. Some children ran in front of my car. I yelled out "Fucking kids"and my radio started playing Michael Jackson
(Player Of Kadumi): ROFL!!!!

[Edited on 1-10-2004 by Overlord]

[Weedmage Princess]

LOL that's just wrong

[Drew2]

Rachel Pwnz: omg i am so cool
Rachel Pwnz: evanescence is on my cd
drew cantu: not really
Rachel Pwnz: and when it started playing i was all
drew cantu: yeah it's on my computer too
Rachel Pwnz: 'wtf'
Rachel Pwnz: and i took my headphones off without realizing it.
Rachel Pwnz: it was like that time i turned by mind off.
Rachel Pwnz: it rules.

[Kadumi]

Klaive is teh sexy
The stars twinkle in his eyes
Give me your man love

p.s. never play truth or dare with kurapira

[Bewitchindryad25]

Originally posted by Kadumi
Klaive is teh sexy
The stars twinkle in his eyes
Give me your man love

p.s. never play truth or dare with kurapira

Is this what happened after I left last night? :D I always miss the good stuff. No more drinkin for you two!

[Drew2]

Taerven (11:00:02 AM): I'm skipping my classes today

Auto response from drew cantu (11:00:02 AM): In Class.

Taerven (11:01:13 AM): WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO DO SOME BULLSHIT AGAINST MY WILL
Taerven (11:01:22 AM): I'm really going to stick it to the man today
Taerven (11:01:40 AM): Be a one-man revolution
drew cantu (5:28:33 PM): oh?

Auto response from Taerven (5:28:33 PM): I'm in class.

drew cantu (5:28:46 PM): hahahahahaha

[GSLeloo]

Ich liebe Pimmel (8:53:35 PM): wanna play a game?
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:54:01 PM): It's called hide the roll of quarters.
GSLeloo (8:54:14 PM): ...
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:54:18 PM): it's fun
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:54:20 PM): you'll like it
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:54:47 PM): http://www.hidethequarters.com/
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:55:50 PM): ....?
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:56:43 PM): Christina?
GSLeloo (8:56:50 PM): I'm loading it
GSLeloo (8:56:50 PM): lol
GSLeloo (8:56:52 PM): One sec
GSLeloo (8:57:20 PM): ........
GSLeloo (8:57:22 PM): I HATE YOU
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:57:24 PM): hahahahaha
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:57:35 PM): I AM XCALIBUR
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:57:37 PM): I AM LE FRENCH
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:57:39 PM): HAW HAW HAW

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Isn't hiding a roll of quarters in your who ha what anorexic women do to hide the fact that they are losing weight?

[GSLeloo]

Yeah it actually is. I figured it was something perverted but when he sent me a link I thought it might actually be a game.

[Drew2]

drew cantu: So if you come to San Antonio you're going to have to warn me so I know not to go on the east side of town EVAR.
Ich liebe Pimmel: Pssht. I'll only be allowed out on Weekends anyway.
Ich liebe Pimmel: So considering you spend your saturday nights home alone crying into a quart of triple chocolate ben & jerry's I think we're safe
drew cantu: hahahahaha
drew cantu: funny, but no.

[Drew2]

Thepa Rkqua Ker: http://www.klaive.net/forums/ - Better than the PC.
Lord Bobmuhthol has entered the room.
drew cantu: www.tubgirl.com - Better than Stoner's Realm

[Souzy]

True?

My buddy: wow u cook
QuEeEnAsiA: dooddddddd
QuEeEnAsiA: I'm an asian female
QuEeEnAsiA: I have to know how to cook
QuEeEnAsiA: -_-
My buddy: lol your a dying breed
QuEeEnAsiA: lolz
My buddy: im serious

[Wezas]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:57:24 PM): hahahahaha
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:57:35 PM): I AM XCALIBUR
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:57:37 PM): I AM LE FRENCH
Ich liebe Pimmel (8:57:39 PM): HAW HAW HAW

Damn you Leloo, I had to try to explain to my boss why I was grinning and trying to hold in a laugh so hard my eyes started tearing up. I've seen the above phrases said many times, but for some reason this was the funniest.

[Moist Happenings]

You're giving Christina credit for my funnies now? Pssht.

also don't click that link if you're at work.

[Edited on 1-13-2004 by Neff]

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Neff
You're giving Christina credit for my funnies now? Pssht.

She posted it. Tough to tell which one of X's friends the IMer was. So many to choose from.

[Moist Happenings]

But my screen name is all over the place! In my sig, all over this thread, in my profile, and in 90 percent of my posts! How can you not know it was me? I must double my efforts.

[Xcalibur]

Man, I don't know if I am to laugh with it, or feel concernced about it. :lol:

I don't have friends that do so, by the way :P

[Moist Happenings]

What, now i'm not your friend? :P

[Xcalibur]

ahahhaha. I don't consider someone a «friend» until I drank a beer with em.

Hmm, beer...

The chat was fun on aim, yesterday, by the way.

[Moist Happenings]

...what chat? With the "YO"'s? :P

[Edaarin]

Shit, Souzy was right.

Mooshoo16 (3:42:13 AM): i wuz in high scholo k
Mooshoo16 (3:42:15 AM): stupid shit
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:42:22 AM): lolz
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:42:28 AM): that was you?
Mooshoo16 (3:42:31 AM): thay was me bfor i got some weight on
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:42:31 AM): hahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:42:36 AM): oh hell nah
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:42:38 AM): ROFLMAO
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:42:39 AM): HAHAHA
Mooshoo16 (3:42:40 AM): yah
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:42:41 AM): my B then
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:42:42 AM): lolz
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:42:46 AM): I thought it was someone else?
Mooshoo16 (3:42:48 AM): IM NTI GOAY
Mooshoo16 (3:42:50 AM): GAY
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:42:52 AM): where you the one getting bit or umm
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:42:53 AM): biting
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:42:54 AM): lolz
Mooshoo16 (3:42:57 AM): bitn
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:43:00 AM): haha
Mooshoo16 (3:43:01 AM): that's my boy jon
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:43:02 AM): yo
Mooshoo16 (3:43:05 AM): in the hat
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:43:07 AM): no comment mo' fugga
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:43:08 AM): lolz
Mooshoo16 (3:43:15 AM): I WAS 16
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:43:17 AM): lolz
Mooshoo16 (3:43:17 AM): or 17
Mooshoo16 (3:43:29 AM): i'm sof ugnng wasted ihg tnow
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:43:41 AM): ok I will excuse you because you was young and umm still experiementing
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:43:43 AM): haha
Mooshoo16 (3:43:45 AM): clas starts wndsday
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:43:52 AM): and why the fuck are you online?
Mooshoo16 (3:43:53 AM): so gt iut all otu of my system now
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:43:55 AM): you doof
Mooshoo16 (3:44:01 AM): i gto hjom like 30 mintus ago
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:44:02 AM): fuckin' alchie
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:44:04 AM): lolz
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:44:07 AM): i hope you got ass
Mooshoo16 (3:44:08 AM): and my roommmat is gay and won't go to sleep
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:44:11 AM): by that I mean a girls ass
Mooshoo16 (3:45:15 AM): i' m not a oimp like rangr
Mooshoo16 (3:45:19 AM): i do't get ass
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:45:21 AM): lolz

[Souzy]

You damn right!!!! Females are always right :P You'll learn that as you grow up little one.

[Hips]

Methinks Bill has partaken in alcohol a bit earlier than usual:

Tayvin: craptastic
sweetlittleagony: ?
sweetlittleagony: what is?
Tayvin: you
sweetlittleagony: why?
Tayvin: cause
sweetlittleagony: why?
Tayvin: you always say why.
sweetlittleagony: I'm asking why you think I'm craptastic!
Tayvin: thats why!
sweetlittleagony: why?!
Tayvin: cause
Tayvin: stop hitting on me
sweetlittleagony: I'M NOT
Tayvin: You so are.
Tayvin: Your bosum is heaving
sweetlittleagony: I'll thank you kindly not to talk about my bosum!
Tayvin: its a small topic, surely
sweetlittleagony: !!!!!!!!!!!
sweetlittleagony: Is this payback for calling you old?!
Tayvin: hey, just making an observation
sweetlittleagony: My bosum is a nice size, thank you very much
Tayvin: if you say so
sweetlittleagony: Listen, old man... my bosums are way nicer than the saggy things on wrinkly old women your age.
Tayvin: LOL
Tayvin: I should send you a picture of my ex
Tayvin: She did *NOT* have saggy bosums
sweetlittleagony: the one in the bikini
sweetlittleagony: ?
Tayvin: ya
sweetlittleagony: mine are still perkier.
Tayvin: doubtful
sweetlittleagony: You have no idea.
Tayvin: Neither do you!
sweetlittleagony: And you'll stay... having no idea.
Tayvin: but I do know hers
Tayvin: Her's were fake
sweetlittleagony: LOL
sweetlittleagony: Mine are real.
Tayvin: Her's were biguns
sweetlittleagony: Mine are medium.
Tayvin: but I dumped her
sweetlittleagony: lol, why?
Tayvin: She cheated on me
sweetlittleagony: ack
sweetlittleagony: That's a good reason.
Tayvin: yeah, I thought so
sweetlittleagony: lol dude, what's up with you?
sweetlittleagony: you're acting all silly today
Tayvin: what do you mean?
Tayvin: pfft.
Tayvin: I'm like this all the time
sweetlittleagony: No way
Tayvin: no?
sweetlittleagony: We normally have intelligent conversation
Tayvin: boobs are intelligent
sweetlittleagony: Not conversation about how I'm craptastic, or my boobs compared to your ex's
sweetlittleagony: LOL
Tayvin: I'm a boobs and ass man
Tayvin: boobs mostly though
sweetlittleagony: legs. <3
Tayvin: I just like the whole female form, but boobs in partiuclar
sweetlittleagony: on chicks, I mean
Tayvin: even medium boobs are ok
Tayvin: nod Jessa
sweetlittleagony: -.-;
Tayvin: I had a few drinks last night at happy hour
Tayvin: maybe its the carry over affect
sweetlittleagony: lol

[Czeska]

GuitarShep: thank god i'm a country boy!

LadyCzeska: you know why those were the lyrics?

LadyCzeska: Cause Thank god I'm a hick has no rhythm

[Edaarin]

Good for a chuckle, but then again I got dragged to go see Mona Lisa Smile last weekend so maybe I can't talk.

Tijay2000 (9:17:15 PM): i cant figure out why im watching save the last dance
Mooshoo16 (9:17:26 PM): castrated?
Tijay2000 (9:17:36 PM): seems like it

[Drew2]

BogusPrincess: And I sang Let it Snow and got hit in the face by this big guy when he tried to high five me
BogusPrincess: hehe
drew cantu: HAHAHAHAHA
BogusPrincess: DONT LAUGH
BogusPrincess: DAMN YOU
BogusPrincess: I'm gonna laugh when your nuts disintegrate from Teeoncy's saliva
BogusPrincess: cackle
drew cantu: You still got in the face for singing.
drew cantu: i'm dying over here
drew cantu: that's great
BogusPrincess: ROFLMAO
BogusPrincess: NO IT WASNT FOR SINGING
drew cantu: HAHAHA KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT
BogusPrincess: We all were singing..but this was another time after that
BogusPrincess: LMAO IT WASNT THE SAME THING
BogusPrincess: OMFG YOU SUCK
drew cantu: I showed Tsa'ah and Bobmuhthol
BogusPrincess: ROFLMAO
drew cantu: YOU GOT SLAPPED FOR SINGING
BogusPrincess: LOLOL I DID NOT YOU SUCK
drew cantu: GIGGLE
drew cantu: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
BogusPrincess: LOL It is funny BUT IT DIDNT HAPPEN LIKE THAT
BogusPrincess: LOL
BogusPrincess: YOU SUCK

[Bobmuhthol]

drew cantu: I am dumb.
Rachel Pwnz: Yes.
Tayre is Gay: Yes.
Bobmuhthol Pwnz: Yes.
TayreHasSwampAss: Yes.
nWo DouglasQuaid: Yes
nWo Douglas: Yes.
nWo Quaid: Yes
GS3 Bobmuhthol: Yes.
GSIII Bobmuhthol: Yes.
I0wnzJ00rW0m3nz: Yes.
GSIV Bobmuhthol: Yes.
G3m570n3: Yes.
Lord Bobmuhthol: Yes.
GS Bobmuhthol: Yes.
DougEDougQuaid: Yes.
Lrd Bobmuhthol: Yes.
GS4 Bobmuhthol: Yes.
B o b Muht h o l: Yes.
Vlecles: Yes.
GS Vlecles: Yes.
Hootezorg: Yes.
GS Hootezorg: Yes.
RachelPwnz@yahoo.com: Yes.
Bobmuhthol@hotmail.com: Yes.
HelloIRuleKthx@hotmail.com: Yes.
248084723[ICQ]: Yes.


I'm done.

[not edited]

[Edited on 1-21-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[Drew2]

Funny how that's impossible seeing as I have all 18 of your Screen Names blocked.


For no real reason, I might add. I think I was bored.

[Weedmage Princess]

Okay..a few things:

NUMBER 1:


Originally posted by Tayre
drew cantu: GIGGLE
drew cantu: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING


Yes, TAYRE GIGGLES LIKE A GIRL. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!

Number 2:

My face still hurts where I got tagged, and it was two days ago :::whine:::

Number 3:

I hate Tayre, and if you're laughing at me, I hate you too!! :flamed:

::laughs at weedie::
sorry

[Bewitchindryad25]

At the request of D. I save this little snippet of AIM during the Withdrawal.

Thecla923 (2:33:05 PM): I've actually been reading XXXX (Shall not be mentioned out of respect for CT) board
BewitchinDryad25 (2:34:37 PM): I'd poke my eyes out
Thecla923 (2:34:48 PM): Its like i'm back in hs
Thecla923 (2:35:40 PM): OMG U SUCK, YOU FUCKED MY MAN I"LL KILL YOU
Thecla923 (2:35:46 PM): SHUT UP YOUR FAT
BewitchinDryad25 (2:36:45 PM): lol, better yet
BewitchinDryad25 (2:37:07 PM): I <3 U AND I WANT TO SUCK UR TOES BECAUSE UR SECKSEE
Thecla923 (2:37:26 PM): lol, thats the teeoncy side of things. Then theres the anti teeoncy side
Thecla923 (2:37:52 PM): U DUMB LYING WHORE I HATE YOU SO I"LL START 80 TOPICS ABOUT YOU AND CRY EVERYDAY ABOUT SHIT I DON'T CARE ABOUT
BewitchinDryad25 (2:38:07 PM): U R SUCH A SLUTTY WHORE U SUCK CYBER COCK BECAUSE U R A FAT PHONE SEXING UNDERAGE CYBER SLUT
Thecla923 (2:38:53 PM): SHUT UP!!! I'VE CHANGE MY 6 MONTHS OF PERPETUAL LYING DON'T MEAN ANYTHING CAUSE I ARE ENGLISH MAJOR
BewitchinDryad25 (2:39:13 PM): LOL
BewitchinDryad25 (2:39:16 PM): Its like...
BewitchinDryad25 (2:40:21 PM): I TOLD WHAT WAS ALREADY KNOWN ABOUT MY PICTURES AND NOW I"M SUCKING XXXXX (Mentioned above ) OFF SO YOU CAN"T PICK ON ME SO I R WILL FILL UP THE ENTIRE BOARDS WITH POINTLESS SHIT BECAUSE I R ADMITTED I WAS LYING YET I"M STILL A CUM GUZZLING WHORE WHO DOESN"T CARE BUT I R LOVE THE ATTENTION
BewitchinDryad25 (2:40:46 PM): :-P
Thecla923 (2:40:49 PM): lol
Thecla923 (2:41:00 PM): man, you gotta save that for the aim thread when pc comes back up
BewitchinDryad25 (2:41:03 PM): lol



Edited for CT's Piece of mind :D

[Edited on 1-20-2004 by Bewitchindryad25]

[CrystalTears]

Bewitchin is gonna be a dyin'. ;)

[GSLeloo]

GSLeloo (5:29:05 PM): I tried it and it wouldn't let me sign in
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (5:29:09 PM): oh I think ummm
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (5:29:15 PM): you have to clean your cookies first
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (5:29:18 PM): I dunno
GSLeloo (5:29:18 PM): ...
GSLeloo (5:29:20 PM): clean my cookies?!
GSLeloo (5:29:22 PM): that sounds so dirty
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (5:29:24 PM): Kranar made a post about it
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (5:29:26 PM): roflmao
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (5:29:29 PM): cookies
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (5:29:31 PM): not coochie
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (5:29:33 PM): ROFLMAO
GSLeloo (5:29:34 PM): lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (5:29:36 PM): :-[

[Souzy]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[Bewitchindryad25]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Bewitchin is gonna be a dyin'. ;)


Hey I edited it out just for you <3

[Drew2]

Rachel Pwnz: (19:09:05) Crystal Tears 24: We need to discuss your need to correct people's grammer and spelling all the time.
Rachel Pwnz: I was so tempted.
drew cantu: HAHAHAHA
drew cantu: YOU SHOULD HAVE.

[Jolena]

Tijay2000 : fine! gonna leave me here to play with myself!
Tijay2000 : okay wait
Tijay2000 : that came out wrong
BreeLv2 : LOL
BreeLv2 : um..you DO know that is going into the snippets thing right?
Tijay2000 : oof

[Drew2]

It's not like he doesn't play with himself anyway.

Mooshoo16 [12:36 AM]: like i said i might not be able to say a man has never touched my nutsack
Mooshoo16 [12:36 AM]: but at least i'm not a virgin

[Souzy]

Haha!!! And here's what I said...

Thecla923 (3:38:04 AM): Mooshoo16 [12:36 AM]: like i said i might not be able to say a man has never touched my nutsack
Mooshoo16 [12:36 AM]: but at least i'm not a virgin
Thecla923 (3:38:09 AM): does that sound wrong?
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:38:23 AM): haha
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:38:29 AM): that sounds sooooooooo wrong
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (3:38:38 AM): tell him he's a disgrace to the Asian race

[Edaarin]

Eargh. Posted in full context.

Thecla923: and he didn't even pay 70 bucks! man, if only i could attract the girls like gay men do i'd be golden
Mooshoo16: it's the tradeoff for takin it in the ass
Thecla923: hmm..never thought of it like that
Thecla923: i ever tell you about my prostate exam?
Mooshoo16: yep
Thecla923: oh okay
Mooshoo16: i tell you about my physical?
Thecla923: no
Mooshoo16: my girlfriend at the time's dad was the one who examined me
Mooshoo16: "hi mr. lee."
"okay vinh, drop your pants."
Thecla923: oh, the guy who went to town on your ass?
Mooshoo16: uh
Mooshoo16: that's not how i would word it
Thecla923: buhaahahahaha
Mooshoo16: fag
Thecla923: i can'[t stop laughing man
Thecla923: =plz you gotta let me post that
Mooshoo16: don't post snippets of it then
Mooshoo16: full context!
Thecla923: rofl
Thecla923: ha man..too fucking funny
Thecla923: nah i won't post it
Mooshoo16: heh you can if you want, i don't really care
Mooshoo16: like i said i might not be able to say a man has never touched my nutsack
Mooshoo16: but at least i'm not a virgin
Thecla923: nah, the laughter has died down now
Thecla923: seriously, i couldn't breath
Mooshoo16: wasn't that funny
Thecla923: Dude, did you read what you typed?
Thecla923: Mooshoo16 [12:36 AM]: like i said i might not be able to say a man has never touched my nutsack
Mooshoo16 [12:36 AM]: but at least i'm not a virgin
Mooshoo16: asdflaksjdflkj
Mooshoo16: fucker
Mooshoo16: that came out wrong
Mooshoo16: it's fuckin 330
Thecla923: I'm so posting that
Mooshoo16: agahlsd
Mooshoo16: so wrong
Thecla923: hahaha
Thecla923: thats classic
Thecla923: it took me a minute for that to dawn on me
Thecla923: hahaha

[Souzy]

Vinh man...you shouldn't go around telling people that your ex's dad "went to town" on you.

[Edaarin]

AERALRJDFSLKJ RANGER WILL DIE, I never said that.

Karma's a bitch Ranger, just wait for me to get unlazy enough to dig through some IM logs.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Karma's a bitch Ranger, just wait for me to get unlazy enough to dig through some IM logs.

You're safe, D.

[Edaarin]

Thecla923 (3:09:13 AM): Thecla923 [12:06 AM]: Its almost as stupdi as me dressing up as a ballerina, going to school and keeping pictures of it.
Mooshoo16 (3:09:27 AM): gotcha
Thecla923 (3:09:37 AM): never bring this up again
Mooshoo16 (3:09:38 AM): yeah, i musta stopped reading after the ballerina part
Thecla923 (3:09:44 AM): lol
Mooshoo16 (3:09:55 AM): AIM snippets?
Mooshoo16 (3:09:55 AM): rofl
Thecla923 (3:10:00 AM): okay next subject
Mooshoo16 (3:10:03 AM): haha
Thecla923 (3:10:38 AM): what was fucked up was when i got some of em in the mail when i was in basic training..where the drill sergeants have to inspect every letter and shit.
Thecla923 (3:10:45 AM): Man did i get fucked with

fabrications

No wonder you had to get out of the City, your boys seeing you in a ballerina outfit prolly did not go over to well.

[Hips]

Awww, will you post those pics in the picture thread for us? :smilegrin:

They don't exist

[Hips]

How can they not exist if they got mailed to youuuu?

C'mon, please? You know you want to. :smilegrin:

RangerD1 wears a tutu

[Shari]

<just howls with laughter> Do you have toe shoes too?

[HarmNone]

I must admit, RangerD1, the thought of pictures of you in a tutu is strangely compelling. Do share! :D

HarmNone is sure you looked ravishing

What part of, Edaarin made that all up is so hard to understand

[Souzy]

Originally posted by RangerD1
What part of, Edaarin made that all up is so hard to understand

Yeah, but it's funny. Imagine how hot you'll look with a pink tutu on and your sexy glasses! :lol:

heh harmnone wants to kick it with RangerD1 in a tutu this just got kinda intresting

[HarmNone]

He refuses to share his ravishingness, Edine! :(

HarmNone is sooo disappointed

[Drew2]

Before Kasia tries to take it out of context...

IceShepherdess: Well I know the basics, because I had to learn some piano in order to tune my violin and find pitches
drew cantu: I wonder if I should just pick up trumpet again
drew cantu: although trumpets aren't all that amazing by themselves.
IceShepherdess: I love the violin, I get lost in it.
IceShepherdess: I think piano would be the same way
drew cantu: I'd like something that doesn't require the use of pursed lips to play.
drew cantu: Hey
drew cantu: Heh rathe
drew cantu: r
IceShepherdess: chuckles
drew cantu: You have to practice the trumpet every week in order to be able to keep playing it.
drew cantu: Or your lips lose their muscle tension
IceShepherdess: I could say something.. but I wont...
drew cantu: For instance, everytime I pick it upas09dj2389fj12
drew cantu: i hate you
IceShepherdess: You love me and you know it
drew cantu: Everytime I pick it up now-a-days, my lips get swollen after playing it for a short time.
drew cantu: WOW
drew cantu: That sounded bad.
IceShepherdess: Thats so going into snippets
IceShepherdess: grin
drew cantu: I'm going to stop now
drew cantu: NO
drew cantu: hahaha

I think people have started sayin stuff just to get posted
just my thoughts

[Drew2]

I started thinking that on like page 2 of this thread.

However my log comes from a conversation that developed talking about school.. then we went into the lesson's she's taking for Violen and Piano, which got me thinking I should start playing the trumpet again. I worded it like it came to my head.

I don't crave attention.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
I don't crave attention.
How could you not, living in the Desolation State?

[Bobmuhthol]

(17:49:00) Rachel Pwnz: i am so not going to say the following just to be in the snippets thread
(17:49:02) Rachel Pwnz: i suck cocks
(17:49:05) Rachel Pwnz: oops that come out wrong
(17:49:05) Rachel Pwnz: lolz

[Drew2]

Hey, we have NASA in our 'desolation'. Without us uh... the moon would have not been walked on.

[Moist Happenings]

The only reason I speak is so people will post my stuff here.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
Hey, we have NASA in our 'desolation'. Without us uh... the moon would have not been walked on.
They only put it there so when aliens attack (on Thursday) there won't be any collateral damage.

Me and Vinh are completely unrehearsed comedic genius.