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[Alfster]

Anyone who can Bench 500 is a fucking monster.

person in question...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/pottymouth30/khaladon2.jpg

[Wezas]

[12:44] Vic: Yeah, I have an asshole fetish

[Stretch]

I was pretty happy with myself when I put up 245 lbs in April...

[Miss X]

[12:44] Vic: Yeah, I have an asshole fetish

Which explains why I'm such a Wezas fan! :hug2:

[HarmNone]

:rofl: at Vic!

[Stanley Burrell]

Which explains why I'm such a Wezas fan! :hug2:

Nice.

[DeV]

Aaysia on the subject of breast ironing:

[13:04] Aaysia: i rubbed my boobies and told them 'everything was going to be ok'

[Asha]

Picturing it.
<sigh> and now everything really is ok.

[Hips]

Why men should never be allowed to design alters:

sweetlittleagony: what would I make the 15/15/15 then?
Thief In Shadow: I dunno.
sweetlittleagony: I had it as an array of ice/blue diamond/hairjewels.
Thief In Shadow: Make it a simple mesh hairnet adorned with clear blue gems.
sweetlittleagony: ew
sweetlittleagony: hairnets remind me of lunch ladies
sweetlittleagony: plus I want it to be one of those feature-altering ones.
Thief In Shadow: You want a feature altering hairnet?
sweetlittleagony: no
sweetlittleagony: hairjewels
sweetlittleagony: I think it would look good with the way the hairjewels look
sweetlittleagony: I guess I could do a snood, or caul
Thief In Shadow: EW SNOOD.
sweetlittleagony: which are pretty much the same thing as a hairnet
Thief In Shadow: Shawl!
sweetlittleagony: the word snood makes me giggle
Thief In Shadow: Cowl!
sweetlittleagony: wtf?
Thief In Shadow: KYAHAHAHA!
sweetlittleagony: a shawl is like a stole
sweetlittleagony: and a cowl is not a caul
Thief In Shadow: A top hat.
sweetlittleagony: ...
Thief In Shadow: That would be "pimp."
sweetlittleagony: I'm torn between wanting to hurt you, and laughing.
Thief In Shadow: Get Michiko a clear glass cane.
sweetlittleagony: Nah. Her fedora is pimp.
Thief In Shadow: She'd be like, "Bitch please! *cane bash, tilt the tophat*"
sweetlittleagony: If you go on any more with this ridiculous idea I may be forced to go with option #1
Thief In Shadow: Vinyl thigh highs.
sweetlittleagony: wtf?
Thief In Shadow: Studded with clear blue gems.
sweetlittleagony: no.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I was pretty happy with myself when I put up 245 lbs in April...

I benched 315 one morning about 3 years ago maxxing out, and 30 minutes later I tore my rotator cuff doing dumbbell butterflies.

6 months rehab, slowly building back up, and in the past 6 months started working out again, I got up 265 two weeks ago, so I'm slowly coming back!

[Daniel]

Tubby

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm just insulated very well.

[Sean]

I'm just insulated very well.

Don't hurt yourself old man.

[Drew2]

GimmeDatPony: I wish I had the hose attachment that guys do sometimes
GimmeDatPony: Or like
GimmeDatPony: A button I could press to just extend one for cup peeing
Drew Can Not: you pee in a cup that often?
GimmeDatPony: No
GimmeDatPony: But it would be handy
Drew Can Not: trust me it's not that great sometimes.
Drew Can Not: a penis i ean
Drew Can Not: mean*
Drew Can Not: gets in the way
GimmeDatPony: I wouldnt want it all the time
GimmeDatPony: Yeah
GimmeDatPony: I couldnt have that shit dangling around.
Drew Can Not: rofl
GimmeDatPony: I'd be like
GimmeDatPony: LOOK BITCH GO BACK IN THE CORNER
GimmeDatPony: And my penis would be like
Drew Can Not: ROFL
GimmeDatPony: Nobody puts baby in the corner!
GimmeDatPony: And I'd be like
GimmeDatPony: THATS MY LINE PENIS NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP
Drew Can Not: HAHAHAHA


Edited because coley doesn't want everyone to know that she has to **** in a cup.

[Artha]

Drew Can Not: trust me it's not that great sometimes.
Like when you slam it in a car door by accident :( :( :(

[Wezas]

Google FTW (http://www.comforthouse.com/porjoh.html)

[Wezas]

[09:40] Dougl: Last night I lit a candle for Skeeter's heterosexuality
[09:40] toharmnone: I'm not sure a candle will help Skeeter.
[09:40] Skeeter R FTW: damn :(
[09:41] Dougl: ouch
[09:41] Dougl: she called you a (non-hetero), man
[09:41] Skeeter R FTW: I believe she did
[09:41] Skeeter R FTW: that's rough
[09:41] toharmnone: :whistle:
[09:41] Dougl: that's like your grandmother calling you a fucktard
[09:41] toharmnone: Wezas, you can die a horrible death without me having to leave home, you know.
[09:41] Skeeter R FTW: yeah, it's like Barbara Bush giving you the finger
[09:42] toharmnone: You, too, Skeeter.

[Skeeter]

toharmnone: Hiyaaaaaa! Got ya with my uber three-foot poop! Take that!

[Miss X]

BlackBelushi: I want to eat a cookie
BlackBelushi: or anything hard

[Shalla]

Mooshoo16: yeah
Mooshoo16: one time a few years ago
Mooshoo16: I was working at a pharmacy in the summer
Mooshoo16: and this dude comes to the counter, says what's up ed
Mooshoo16: turned out to be soulpieced
xxxxshixxxx: did he know you're working there?
xxxxshixxxx: LMAO
Mooshoo16: yeah
Mooshoo16: his girlfriend lives in the same city I used to
xxxxshixxxx: and was in the neighbourhood?
xxxxshixxxx: ahhh
xxxxshixxxx: did you know he was coming over?
Mooshoo16: no
Mooshoo16: he kind of looks like stifler from american pie
xxxxshixxxx: lmao
xxxxshixxxx: did he buy anything?
Mooshoo16: herpes meds


p.s May or may not have been edited. ^_^

[Wezas]

12:26] Tijay: its more about pleasing your partner if he spanking me is what it would take to please ... i could probably get over it.

[Sean]

[12:26] Tijay2000: its more about pleasing your partner if he spanking me is what it would take to please her i could probably get over it.
[12:26] legendwezas: interesting
[12:27] Tijay2000: her

sides Wezas is the one who wanted to know if i would get off on being spanked...

[12:25] legendwezas: Tijay, if a girl wanted you to spank her, would you?
[12:26] legendwezas: What if she wanted to spank you

[Wezas]

It was a poll for a report I'm doing if I ever go back to college.

[Tea & Strumpets]

It was a poll for a report I'm doing if I ever go back to college.

Nice cover, that was a close one.

[Skirmisher]

like buttah

[Wezas]

[16:28] Drewage: mine is probably 2-3 inches right now
[16:28] Drewage: curls at the ends.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

EternalTwylight: Christ. I feel like a fucking Caveman using dial-up..
EternalTwylight: Oog the Cavewoman: *Stares at computer*
Computer: beep boop boop boop beep boop boop *dials up.*
Oog: *Stares and waits...types in page.*
Computer: *Takes for fucking ever.*
Oog: *Grunts and screeches, taking out a stick and commences to beating it.*
EternalTwylight: *other cavemen get excited and start jumping around*
EternalTwylight: *Starts fire through explosion of computer...Cavemen in awe.*
EternalTwylight: And so, *tilts her monocle and sniffs, speaking in a stuffy british accent to her students.* THAT is how the homosapiens first learnt of fire.
EternalTwylight: Through the first computer..which WAS APPARENTLY MADE OUT OF A FUCKING PEANUT, GOD I HATE THIS LAPTOP

[Wezas]

[14:06] Drewage: I want some meat
[14:06] Drewage: somethin to grab onto
[14:06] Drewage: you know what I'm sayin

[Wezas]

[16:05] Coley: This movie is good, but Brando hasn't been on scene in a few minutes
[16:05] Coley: *screen
[16:05] Dougl: You watching Godfather again?
[16:06] Dougl: got an offer you can't refuse, Coley
[16:06] Coley: hahaha.
[16:06] Coley: I'd totally sleep with fat Brando.

[Wezas]

(Tijay also in the room)

[09:36] Dougl: who were you again?
[09:36] Thecla923: RangerD
[09:36] Dougl: ah
[09:36] SNAPPLEBOYY: holla
[09:37] Thecla923: Sup
[09:37] Dougl: I'm getting pwned by minorities in this room is what you're saying
[09:37] Thecla923: 2 against 2
[09:37] Dougl: pfft
[09:37] Dougl: Snapp's gay
[09:37] Dougl: 3 against 1
[09:37] Thecla923: He's still white
[09:37] Thecla923: douche
[09:37] Dougl: tragically so
[09:37] SNAPPLEBOYY: i get enough black in me, i should be considered blk
[09:37] Dougl: I just threw up a little in my mouth
[09:37] SNAPPLEBOYY: :-D
[09:38] Thecla923: gross

[Makkah]

Thecla923 (3:54:53 PM): I'm feeling this new pussy cat dolls song


And people thought Daniel was straight...

[Daniel]

The whole conversation:

Makkah R [4:54 PM]: So bring your ass and an empty glass, homie pour up. Cuz Cash Money motto still "Drink till we throw up."
Makkah R [4:54 PM]: that's nostalgic
Thecla923 [4:54 PM]: heh
Thecla923 [4:55 PM]: I'm feeling this new pussy cat dolls song
Makkah R [4:55 PM]: ...
Makkah R [4:55 PM]: you fucking queer
Thecla923 [4:55 PM]: Snoop is in it
Makkah R [4:55 PM]: never IM me again
Makkah R [4:55 PM]: never

[Sean of the Thread]

You guys like P-P's.

[Daniel]

Thecla923 [6:53 PM]: I thought my joke made sense.
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:53 PM]: how does it explain so much tho? thats the part that doesnt make sense
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:54 PM]: gay people arent all cocky assholes who know everything
Thecla923 [6:54 PM]: lol
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:54 PM]: its an insult to my people
Thecla923 [6:54 PM]: I'm sorry, I didn't think about the ramifications the joke would have on your community
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:55 PM]: lol
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:55 PM]: somewhere 3 drag queens had heart attacks because of it
Thecla923 [6:55 PM]: If it makes you feel better, its nothing against Gay people. It's just us Straight people don't want him either, so we try and peddle him off whenever we get the chance.
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:55 PM]: peddle him to the asexuals
Thecla923 [6:56 PM]: Do those exist?
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:56 PM]: yea, oddly they do
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:56 PM]: one of my friend's RAs claims to be one
Thecla923 [6:56 PM]: So, like. They have nothing?
Thecla923 [6:56 PM]: Maybe he's just a nerd that has cosigned himself to never being laid.
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:57 PM]: hes actually not bad looking.. he claims to have 0 sexual feelings towards anyone
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:57 PM]: and i looked it up, there are organizations for them and shit
Thecla923 [6:57 PM]: Damn
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:57 PM]: that would suck
Thecla923 [6:57 PM]: Yea, what does he jerk off to?
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:57 PM]: thats what i wondered about, i wanna meet him and ask him
Thecla923 [6:58 PM]: P.s. You realize this convo is getting snippetted right?
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:58 PM]: lol
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:58 PM]: i had a feeling that might happen
Thecla923 [6:58 PM]: Good call
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:58 PM]: at least i didnt admit liking pussy cat dolls
Thecla923 [6:58 PM]: Lol
Thecla923 [6:58 PM]: That new song is titw
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:59 PM]: i wont admit one way or the other
Thecla923 [6:59 PM]: Why not? You'e already gay
Thecla923 [6:59 PM]: It's not like you have to worry about it
SNAPPLEBOYY [6:59 PM]: i already fessed that i liked jessica simpsons new song, guess it doesnt matter
Thecla923 [6:59 PM]: lmao
Thecla923 [6:59 PM]: Luckily snoop is in it, so I can play it off and still have a shot at getting laid by a woman

[Some Rogue]

Crystal Tears 24 (3:21:07 PM): I prefer the meatspin

[CrystalTears]

I h8 u

[Some Rogue]

I h8 u

:(

[Wezas]

[10:47] Tijay2000: I have better AC in my glove compartment than skrim has in her whole car :(

[Wezas]

[13:47] Skeeter R FTW: have a horse cock for all I care. I'm a motherfuckin top

[Wezas]

[09:15] Wifey: So I spilled your ice tea all over the desk.....
[09:16] Me: dammit
[09:16] Me: that was good iced tea

[Skeeter]

Legend Wezas: now I'm a fat asshole who's homo-friendly

[Sean]

[15:55] drewcannot: I am supremely confident that as low as your self esteem is, Wezas, that with the right combination of alcohol and manipulation, you'd let a guy (me) blow you.
[15:55] legendwezas: with the lack of sex lately, if you put on a wig and got me wasted, I might be hecto'd

[DeV]

^ rofl

[Sean of the Thread]

"[15:55] legendwezas: with the lack of sex lately, if you put on a wig and got me wasted, I might be hecto'd"

Hahahhehehahahah I just saw the tags... Juwana man and tayre.. ahhahahah.



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hectosexual

1. Hectosexual
1 thumb up


A supposedly straight male who receives oral favors from a gay male.

Hectomancer groaned hectosexually as he was orally stimulated by another man.
tags gay less than fully hetrosexual the crying game juwanna man tayre
by Wezas tehchat Nov 10, 2005 email it

[Wezas]

I usually don't post my private cyber episodes, but he left in the middle of it to watch Anime, so I'm bitter.

[10:31] Skeeter R FTW: keep looking till you find it
[10:31] Skeeter R FTW: it's small

[crazymage]

[Tuesday August 2006 22 04:04 AM] gs3chica: Exactly
[Tuesday August 2006 22 04:04 AM] gs3chica: French cripples are just way hotter


FUCKIN FRENCH

[Sean of the Thread]

Skeeter R FTW (11:26:25 AM): it's like half a finger big

[Wezas]

[10:27] Siren: I just don't see the point of interacting with text people that you will likely never meet.

We hate you too.

[LazyBard]

LazyBard: so I am black well kinda and we all look alike so you will never know its comming
EmpressBtch: roflmao
EmpressBtch: you can't be kinda black either you're black or you're not
EmpressBtch: thats like Brandi was only kinda pregnant
LazyBard: hahaha
LazyBard: well black white mix and everyone says I am the whitest black guy they know
EmpressBtch: wtf are you Bryant Gumbal?
LazyBard: bah not that damn white!
EmpressBtch: or do the white people claim him?
LazyBard: I dont think anyone is willing to claim him
LazyBard: well maybe republicans
EmpressBtch: you're putting this in snippets aren't you?

[Czeska]

Lady Lihai: i cant say i'd mind meeting billy ray :cough:
LadyCzeska: groan
Lady Lihai: hehe
Lady Lihai: nothing wrong with a tall cowboy :purr:
LadyCzeska: ....
LadyCzeska: if I find one I'll stick a bow on his ass and send him right over to you.
Lady Lihai: thanks!

[Stanley Burrell]

I just noticed that about 50% of my recent SNs in my buddy list are those that exist with "Lord" and/or "Lady" and/or the word "GemStone" and/or all of its conceivable abbreviations :(

[Sean of the Thread]

Drew Can Not (9:49:54 PM): all this football talk
Drew Can Not (9:50:00 PM): I think i'm starting to get a taste for women and beer

[Drew2]

Legend Wezas: I heard the oldest lady died a few days ago
Legend Wezas: she was a Peruvian
Legend Wezas: 116 years old
Legend Wezas: now there's a new oldest
Drew Can Not: CT?
GS3Chica: CT?
Legend Wezas: but she left chat bored
Drew Can Not: LOL CHICA
GS3Chica: rofl
Legend Wezas: mfer
Drew Can Not: ALSKJD;LAKSJD G;AKLSJDG; ALSKGJ
Legend Wezas: couldn't get it out in time

[Sean of the Thread]

Legend Wezas (5:00:08 PM): well if you're not in WoW when I sign in tonight, Skirm I'm gonna head over to Eve
Legend Wezas (5:00:33 PM): check out my new ship
Legend Wezas (5:00:45 PM): load it up w/ some phat weapons and mining lasers
(5:01:37 PM) Legend Wezas has left the room.
(5:01:38 PM) GS Skirmisher has left the room.
Tijay2000 (5:01:58 PM): i guess that was code for getting a private cybering room

[Hips]

Thief In Shadow: >find gaerit
Brave Adventurer Questing:

Gaerit
Thief In Shadow: OH EM GEE!
sweetlittleagony: -.-;
sweetlittleagony: I'm supposed to be the one oh em gee'ing
sweetlittleagony: not you
Thief In Shadow: I'm... I'm sorry.
Thief In Shadow: It was a little... premature...
Thief In Shadow: It just sort of came out!
sweetlittleagony: x_x
Thief In Shadow: I didn't want it to.
sweetlittleagony: This is dirty.

[Back]

zendadaism (10:50:03 PM): Dude
Greybluehue (10:50:08 PM): DUDE
zendadaism (10:50:13 PM): Dude
Greybluehue (10:50:20 PM): OMG DUDE!
zendadaism (10:50:26 PM): DUDE?
Greybluehue (10:50:33 PM): YEAH?
zendadaism (10:50:38 PM): Dude!
Greybluehue (10:50:46 PM): OMG DUDE!
zendadaism (10:50:53 PM): DUDE!
Greybluehue (10:51:02 PM): WTF DUDE?
zendadaism (10:51:10 PM): DUDE?
Greybluehue (10:51:16 PM): DUDE?
zendadaism (10:51:26 PM): lol dude
Greybluehue (10:51:38 PM): ROFL @ U DUDE!
zendadaism (10:51:53 PM): LOLLERSKATES
Greybluehue (10:52:06 PM): LOLERWTF?
zendadaism (10:52:07 PM): DUDE
Greybluehue (10:52:12 PM): DUDE WTF?

[Sean of the Thread]

BlackBelushi (12:39:44 AM): boobs?
Peledream (12:41:41 AM): excuse me?
BlackBelushi (12:43:34 AM): boobs
Peledream (12:43:54 AM): you're a twit

[The Goddess Pele]

I repeat....you're a twit *wink*

[Skeeter]

GimmeDatPony: I'm gangsta biatch.

[Asha]

Greybluehue: Ok I gotta ask..

Praefection: You started it

Greybluehue: And you have to promise to keep talking to me after I do..

Greybluehue: ..

Greybluehue: Promise?

Praefection: Okay

Greybluehue: ok..

Praefection: I do

Greybluehue: Is it true.. becouse I've heard.. That hillbilly chicks have such gaping massive cunts that fucking them is basicly the same as throwing a cell phone down the street?

Praefection: not unless you drive a bulldozer up there

Praefection: and honey, men aren't hung like bulldozers in Montana

[Hips]

latrinsorm22: does someone's cavernous vagina want a massage?
latrinsorm22: how about a dead squirrel?
latrinsorm22: you know, fill it up a little
latrinsorm22: nothing says "hot" like a set of genitals with a protruding squirrel tail
sweetlittleagony: I don't know anyone with a cavernous vagina.
latrinsorm22: davy crotchett
sweetlittleagony: ...lmao

[Stunseed]

NYackey (5:39:45 PM): I was in a good mood because I got date
TheTaint333 (5:39:58 PM): ahh, getting date is good
NYackey (5:40:04 PM): yeah, good times
NYackey (5:40:16 PM): a date with your grandma still counts right?
Talanvor (5:40:30 PM): yes if she swallows

Good times in Platchat.

[Sean of the Thread]

Outstanding.

[crazymage]

[Tuesday September 2006 12 03:24 AM] CrazyMage87: im comin to en tomorrow
[Tuesday September 2006 12 03:24 AM] CrazyMage87: gonna slap your funbags around a bit
[Tuesday September 2006 12 03:24 AM] petitedollie: rofl, okay

[Shari]

You motherfucker.

[Sean of the Thread]

BlackBelushi (11:43:08 AM): besides I didn't say I wouldn't take head from her
BlackBelushi (11:43:11 AM): I just said I think she's ugly
BlackBelushi (11:43:21 AM): ugly is not a barrier to getting head
BlackBelushi (11:43:32 AM): just look at **** and ****
Skeeter R FTW (11:44:19 AM): yeah, **** is one ugly fucker
Skeeter R FTW (11:44:40 AM): **** really had to take a step down from ****
BlackBelushi (11:45:02 AM): rofl
Tijay2000 (11:45:19 AM): ouch
Crystal Tears 24 (11:45:45 AM): that's gonna sting in the morning
Skeeter R FTW (11:46:16 AM): he's either AFK or he's shot himself
Tijay2000 (11:47:09 AM): i think hes okay with it, hes had to live with knowing **** packs more heat than him for like a year
Drew Can Not (11:47:29 AM): lmao
Crystal Tears 24 (11:47:31 AM): lol
Crystal Tears 24 (11:47:34 AM): omg
Drew Can Not (11:47:44 AM): I love reminding **** that his penis is small
Drew Can Not (11:47:52 AM): Not **** small
Drew Can Not (11:47:52 AM): but still
Crystal Tears 24 (11:48:00 AM): daaaamn

[StrayRogue]

Gotta love little sewing circles bitching about other people.

Real maturity.

[Sean]

Yea because **** wasn't in the chat the whole time or anything.

[StrayRogue]

I wasn't referring to ****?

[Sean of the Thread]

Waaah? Make good use of your time and goto the dentist.

[StrayRogue]

Make good use of your own time and lose some weight.

[Sean of the Thread]

xx (12:04:46 PM): his next jab will revolve around us being lazy americans
xx (12:04:59 PM): i bet he had cyber sex with **** and thats why hes got sand in his vag
BlackBelushi (12:05:35 PM): ahah
xxxx (12:05:55 PM): he probably flew in from England to hit it
xxxx (12:06:02 PM): paid her rent for 3 months
xx(12:06:15 PM): with her fucked up teeth hed be right at home

[StrayRogue]

I'm glad I got over this pathetic group mentality when I was in pre-school. Thankfully some of us have better things to do and/or the balls to actually say things to people faces. Plus Some people don't need to enlist their friends help when they themselves are insulted (read CT, Skirmisher, Alfster et al).

Seriously, get meaningful jobs, lives and lose some fucking weight.

[Shalla]

Wow, you guys sure do talk alot about other people. :P

Edit: Who's BlackBelushi? IM looks familiar.

[CrystalTears]

For someone who does nothing but troll the boards and be an egocentric troll, I wouldn't really talk about people's lives and what they do with them. What do you call me again? Oh that's right. Hypocrite. Quit being one.

[Asha]

IM them and find out.

[StrayRogue]

For someone who does nothing but troll the boards and be an egocentric troll, I wouldn't really talk about people's lives and what they do with them. What do you call me again? Oh that's right. Hypocrite. Quit being one.

I am pretty confident I contribute more to this board GS wise than you've done beyond endless whining, hypocrisy and stupid self-righteousness.

[CrystalTears]

Takes one to know one, doesn't it.

[Sean of the Thread]

I am pretty confident I contribute more to this board GS wise than you've done beyond endless whining, hypocrisy and stupid self-righteousness.

Someone with 11,200 posts certainly knows about spending their time more wisely.

[StrayRogue]

Takes one to know one, doesn't it.

No. Not really.


Someone with 11,200 posts certainly knows about spending their time more wisely.

You better be willing to put that almighty opinion to the test on others here then buckaroo. Harmnone's post count dwarves my own, CT's is nearing the 10k mark, and practically everyone in your little gang is nearing the top end of the poster counts on the board.

Anyway, 10 posts a day isn't too much, to be honest.

Secondly, thanks for proving my thoughts on "back up your little retarded friends" commens true. You never know what kind of fucking morons lurk in the woodwork until one of their minions gets pwned.

[Sean]

I'm glad I got over this pathetic group mentality when I was in pre-school. Thankfully some of us have better things to do and/or the balls to actually say things to people faces. Plus Some people don't need to enlist their friends help when they themselves are insulted (read CT, Skirmisher, Alfster et al).

Seriously, get meaningful jobs, lives and lose some fucking weight.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say most people (and everyone involved in this) have the "balls" to tell you what a douche bag you are to your "face."

[StrayRogue]

You little *edit* just like to do it behind peoples backs though.

[HarmNone]

Okay, people. Let's not get into pseudo-masking of names here. When you're talking about someone's personal business, that's way out of line.

[HarmNone]

Cut the crap. Cut out the board wars and the insults. This is getting beyond childish and right into disgusting.

[Skeeter]

Drew Can Not: my man better not have big titty bitches.

[Skeeter]

Legend Wezas (2:20:18 PM): my wallet actually isn't big enough to hold a condom
Drew Can Not (2:21:43 PM): neither is your penis

[Sean of the Thread]

OH MY FUCKING GOD EDIT THEIR NAMES

[Skirmisher]

Plus Some people don't need to enlist their friends help when they themselves are insulted (read CT, Skirmisher, Alfster et al).

Dude, seriously, whats with your eternal hard on for me?

I'm not even in this conversation.

Whatever offense you think i'm guilty of towards you I apologize.

[Sean of the Thread]

Dude, seriously, whats with your eternal hard on for me?


He obviously doesn't know you're a lesbian.

[StrayRogue]

Sorry, fat women don't give me a hard on.

[Drew2]

He obviously doesn't know you're a lesbian.

He's probably a contributing factor as to why, however.

[StrayRogue]

Thanks to proving my point, however, Tayre, Skirm et al.

[Sean of the Thread]

Thanks to proving my point, however, Tayre, Skirm et al.

Proved what point? That you like penis in your mouth or that you get off on lesbians?

[StrayRogue]

Um, this point retard?

"Plus Some people don't need to enlist their friends help when they themselves are insulted (read CT, Skirmisher, Alfster et al). "

[Sean of the Thread]

Um, this point retard?

"Plus Some people don't need to enlist their friends help when they themselves are insulted (read CT, Skirmisher, Alfster et al). "

Are you sad because you don't have friends to enlist?


I'll be your friend Stray. I don't think you're that big an asshole.

[Wezas]

Dude, seriously, whats with your eternal hard on for me?

I believe it started with the Word Cup rules discussion and the disagreement you two had about ideas for change.

[Sean]

I can't think of a time when anyone I know has actively enlisted someone to come to their defense. People do things because they want to do it, or they think it's right. It's not our fault that you being such a twat is a rallying point however.

[StrayRogue]

Are you sad because you don't have friends to enlist?
I'll be your friend Stray. I don't think you're that big an asshole.

No, I don't think I gather my friends around in a little chat room, bicker shit about other people, then whine about it when others insult me. Of course, my friends can disagree with this all they want.

And no Wezas. Skirmisher has been a bitch to me for a lot longer than that.

[Satira]

Drew Can Not: I like pony penises.

[Kainen]

I'll be your friend Stray. I don't think you're that big an asshole.


He'll be ok.. he's just PSMing.

[Merala]

Me says:
but I have a tendency to crap when people ask questions
Strydyr says:
ya me too
Me says:
crack
Me says:
lol
Me says:
I'm tired

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Some people will get this. Some will not.

BreeLv2: well, I was mainly thinking that since Ta'Nalfein is near the ocean
BreeLv2: it would make sense for it to be something of an oceanic animal skin
BreeLv2: but yah you could use whatever skin you wanted
BreeLv2: as long as it was conducive for oiling
Lady Adriata: omg whale skin!

[Alfster]

hahahahahaha @ stray

[Shalla]

Skirmisher defending people when you’re being a douche to them = bitching?

[Hips]

sweetlittleagony: why won't the song on Michiko's myspace play? ;_;
sweetlittleagony: n/m there it goes
naos: because you touc--
naos: oh, nevermind
sweetlittleagony: It SHOULD work because I touch myself at night
sweetlittleagony: Pshh.
naos: ...
naos: /me copies and saves forever
sweetlittleagony: that's what you were going for, right?
sweetlittleagony: lol
naos: maybe o:3
sweetlittleagony: XD


Just as a bit of background, he convinced us to make MySpace pages for our characters. They're rather amusing.

[Asha]

Greybluehue: Tell Lysistrata if she values her fucking toes she'd do right to suck your fucking cock
Greybluehue: I seriously advise you say that out loud
d1o: whi ly if you value your life get on your knees and take my man seed, cunt
Greybluehue: Perfect
Greybluehue: Report back to me when mission is complete.
Greybluehue: I'm off to get wasted
d1o: later bro, have a good time
>insert me falling over the guitar wall cable and soaking myself in drink on the way to the card table.

[Kainen]

Drakkonna: so check this out
Shadow Svvord: checking
Drakkonna: yesterday I had a dream that you cheated on me with some chick named Cherise
Shadow Svvord: umm..ok..and who is that?
Drakkonna: now the wierd part is that Cherise is the name in a song by BT.. who I had been talking about with Eoghain right after a discusion about what is and what is not cheating LOL
Shadow Svvord: hehehe
Drakkonna: so YEAH who is that Cherise bitch anyways?????
Drakkonna: LOL
Shadow Svvord: you tell me. LOL
Drakkonna: I dunno hehe
Drakkonna: as you can see I wasnt very upset about the dream
Shadow Svvord: lol well i hope not..its about a song...and a girl named after a song.
Drakkonna: actually she was just mentioned in the song
Shadow Svvord: ah ok.
Shadow Svvord: still don't know her!

[Hips]

LrdKazami: yer a man playing as a girl?!
LrdKazami: and posting me random girl pictures?!
LrdKazami: you sick bastard!
sweetlittleagony: I'm SORRY
sweetlittleagony: /cry
LrdKazami: You should be! Now show me your shlong
LrdKazami: ROFLMAO
sweetlittleagony: ..............

[Doughboy]

Me (2:00:45 AM): but, like most women, once in a while they gotta be the middle of it all
Me (2:00:51 AM): :D
Jesae (2:01:08 AM): No, let me educate you. I...I ALWAYS...BUST BE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL, BECAUSE I'M ALL THERE IS WORTH TALKING ABOUT.
Me (2:01:18 AM): You said bust...
Me (2:01:19 AM): tee hee
Jesae (2:01:19 AM): <3 wine with fruit it in
Jesae (2:01:24 AM): fuck.
Me (2:01:25 AM): lmao
Jesae (2:01:45 AM): you're not going to do anything incriminating with this, are you?
Me (2:01:46 AM): I should stick that one up on the PC
Jesae (2:01:49 AM): SHIT
Me (2:01:49 AM): lol

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Hebe and I talking about my first-ever shitty alters on my first shitty character.

Hebe: like mary poppins does disco style with a touch of fairy godmother
Lady Adriata: LMAO
Lady Adriata: I wore those together with ivory silk stockings, some crystal-dusted pink silk slippers..
Hebe: my first question is how the damn gems stick to it
Hebe: all you needed was a wand with a star and ribbons to wave around
Lady Adriata: a pink silk choker hung with delicate crystal roses.
Lady Adriata: -.- She did have a wand.

[Drew2]

Drew Can Not: I like pony penises.

I do not remember saying this. it is fabricated.

[Wezas]

I do not remember saying this. it is fabricated.

[15:14] Drewage: LET'S TALK ABOUT HAPPIER THINGS
[15:14] Drewage: LIKE PONIES AND PENISES
[15:15] Coley: I like both ponies and penises.
[15:15] Drewage: I like pony penises.

[Drew2]

Oh ok now I remember.

[DCSL]

Greybluehue: Tell Lysistrata if she values her fucking toes she'd do right to suck your fucking cock
Greybluehue: I seriously advise you say that out loud
d1o: whi ly if you value your life get on your knees and take my man seed, cunt
Greybluehue: Perfect
Greybluehue: Report back to me when mission is complete.
Greybluehue: I'm off to get wasted
d1o: later bro, have a good time
>insert me falling over the guitar wall cable and soaking myself in drink on the way to the card table.

What the! I never got that whisper! What the hell, man. Don't tease like that.

[Kainen]

[08:49:26 PM] Drakkonna: Shimmerain.. evil sorcerer of doom, meyhem and destruction, menace incarnate who's very presence makes lesser beings tremble, and the summoner of... BUTTERFLIES!!
[08:49:49 PM] *** "Greybluehue" signed off at Thu Sep 28 20:49:49 2006.

[Asha]

Oh my GOD!
And they're evil dead butterflies!!! >HATE

[Elvenlady]

They better not be or you can have the damn thing back pronto!

[Wezas]

[15:00] White Sean: Tsa'ah is right

[Kenn]

Stingray406SB: le sigh.
Im Kenn: What now emo kid?
Stingray406SB: dunno.
Stingray406SB: just generally feeling emo.
Stingray406SB: the sky is crying today.
Im Kenn: *slap*
Stingray406SB: it must want to cut itself.
Im Kenn: Oh man, you're going to regret saying that...

[Stingray406SB]

...4 years, Kenn. 4 years.

(Also, I really gotta start remembering my account info so I don't have to keep making new accounts.)

[Caede]

...4 years, Kenn. 4 years.

(Also, I really gotta start remembering my account info so I don't have to keep making new accounts.)

Birds are dying... why can't Ariond?

[Kainen]

Birds are dying... why can't Ariond?
Oh great.. it's not enough that we have to listen to that retard (Ariond) on OOC but here too?

[Stingray406SB]

always a warm welcome. good to know people care enough about me to waste their time with insults. :thanx:

[StrayRogue]

No. We just think you're a fucking retard.

[StrayRogue]

Jesus Christ, he and Cleara are online at once. Psinet uninstall I think. Sorry Jamus, you just like too many retards.

[Danical]

Stingray406SB --

The 'your an ice dragon' on your myspace page is the incorrect usage.

[Skirmisher]

Jesus Christ, he and Cleara are online at once. Psinet uninstall I think. Sorry Jamus, you just like too many retards.

Are they mods or something on Psinet?

[Aaysia]

No. I don't get why people just don't psinet ignore or untune :shrug: Don't need to uninstall to not listen to who you don't want to.

[StrayRogue]

Yes, there are mods on Psinet. Ariond however likes to suck the dicks of said mods. Nor is their an idiot policy (similar to here), so he can act like an emo with inpunity.

[Skirmisher]

I was only asking because it seemed that you could just put them on ignore if you found that Psinet made playing GS more enjoyable but if they were Mods or the like i could see why it could have been frustrating.

[Sean]

The problem with ignoring someone like Ariond or the equally retarded JD is that 1/2 the people on psinet respond to them so you get a bunch of responses without knowing what they are in reference to.

[StrayRogue]

Atreau got back from his ban today. Double the reason to get rid of Psinet or GS altogether now.

[Asha]

God I hate that little bastard.

[Sean of the Thread]

Greybluehue (9:52:48 AM): I had this Ohura star trek figure once, I painted her ass pink

[CrystalTears]

Xyelin: CT and then you say I think we're alone now
Xyelin: There doesn't seem to be anyone around
Xyelin: I think we're alone now.... .. ..
Xyelin: The beating of our hears is the oooooonly sound
Xyelin: Look at the way!
Xyelin: We've gotta hide what we doing
Xyelin: Cause WHAT would they say!
Xyelin: if they ever knew?
Xyelin: ok guess love is not in the air
Crystal Tears 24: I can't believe you just recited Tiffany of all fucking people.

[Asha]

:lol:

[Skeeter]

BlackBelushi: then again I'd fuck a shop vac back then
BlackBelushi: shit I didn't just type that

[Liberi Fatali]

The problem with ignoring someone like Ariond or the equally retarded JD is that 1/2 the people on psinet respond to them so you get a bunch of responses without knowing what they are in reference to.

And who the fuck do you think YOU are, besides a willy wanking wiss-nog nig-hog?

[Sean of the Thread]

w t f mate what is a wanking wiss-nog nig-hog?

[Makkah]

who the fuck says "mate"?

[Latrinsorm]

wtf mate is from the end of the world flash thing. Australia is still all wtf mate, Mars is laughing at us, &c.

[Sean of the Thread]

who the fuck says "mate"?

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=523195&postcount=1897

[Makkah]

Thanks for the citation. Clears everything up.

[Sean]

And who the fuck do you think YOU are, besides a willy wanking wiss-nog nig-hog?

If me comparing you to Ariond gets under your skin maybe you should working on not acting like Ariond.

[Asha]

Greybluehue: 8.5m exp says .. let it go
WIL WIL 05: Haa. HEY.
WIL WIL 05: HEY WHAT THE.
WIL WIL 05: You have more experience than me?!
Greybluehue: Heh
WIL WIL 05: How the HELL is that possible.
WIL WIL 05: Experience: 8278194
Greybluehue: Hence let it go
WIL WIL 05: Bah.

TybPwned.

[HarmNone]

And who the fuck do you think YOU are, besides a willy wanking wiss-nog nig-hog?


I'd edit that little piece of idiocy, but I think I'll just leave it as it is. It serves well to prove you the dunce you obviously are.

[Liberi Fatali]

I'd edit that little piece of idiocy, but I think I'll just leave it as it is. It serves well to prove you the dunce you obviously are.

Dear HarmNone:

If I could paint how I feel, I'd draw a bulls-eye on your forehead.

I have the honour of being,

Very Respectfully, Your Most Obedient Servant,

Tabor.

[HarmNone]

Dear HarmNone:

If I could paint how I feel, I'd draw a bulls-eye on your forehead.

I have the honour of being,

Very Respectfully, Your Most Obedient Servant,

Tabor.

Fine by me, buddy-boy. I'm not the one who posted what amounts to four-year-old crap.

[Miss X]

[13:19] Skeeter R FTW: white people > other people

[Skirmisher]

Dear HarmNone:

If I could paint how I feel, I'd draw a bulls-eye on your forehead.

I have the honour of being,

Very Respectfully, Your Most Obedient Servant,

Tabor.

All the "Very respectfully" and "honour" aside.

I wish you had an inkling of how ignorant you paint yourself as when you post things like that and the preceeding post as well.

[Asha]

I'm going to assume he doesn't care in the least how he sounds over a fairly obscure internet forum.
I just skip his posts where he talks like an absolute cunt.
Although I love when HN lays down the law. That rawks.

[Skeeter]

Tijay2000: well atleast we can all sleep safely knowing theres no way jesus was a cuban
Crystal Tears 24: Because?
Tijay2000: because theres no chapter in the bible where joseph and mary float around on a raft

[Chaos]

coffeefriend (8:42:33 PM): OH! YAY BOOBS!
Ashtrell (8:42:38 PM): lol


Ashtrell (8:42:59 PM): why if i had a dick i wouldnt keep my hands off it
coffeefriend (8:43:08 PM): ROFL
coffeefriend (8:43:15 PM): yeah but
coffeefriend (8:43:20 PM): that's what guys say about boobs
Ashtrell (8:43:24 PM): it would be the softest ever
coffeefriend (8:43:28 PM): and...meh, they're not that amazing
Ashtrell (8:43:35 PM): id rub one out with lotion all the time
coffeefriend (8:43:38 PM): hahahahaha
Ashtrell (8:43:41 PM): and my dick would be uber soft
coffeefriend (8:43:43 PM): I really want a cock for a day
coffeefriend (8:43:51 PM): I just wanna know what it feels like
Ashtrell (8:43:53 PM): not soft as in limp
Ashtrell (8:43:59 PM): soft as in silky
coffeefriend (8:44:09 PM): *grin*

Ashtrell(8:44:34 PM): somehow that reminds me that i have to send you a pic of the boobs

[Stunseed]

Another golden Platchat moment.

Phantasm Meum (2:30:17 AM): GS HAS ASSLESS CHAPS!
Phantasm Meum (2:31:08 AM): Now I just need to make a human with a black mustache and a black leather cap, as well as a collar of some kind..
Phantasm Meum (2:31:18 AM): and have a sign altered to read "Free Mustache Rides"

[Sean of the Thread]

Another golden Platchat moment.

Phantasm Meum (2:30:17 AM): GS HAS ASSLESS CHAPS!
Phantasm Meum (2:31:08 AM): Now I just need to make a human with a black mustache and a black leather cap, as well as a collar of some kind..
Phantasm Meum (2:31:18 AM): and have a sign altered to read "Free Mustache Rides"

The magnitude of golden in that moment is absolutely numbing.

[Shari]

See what happens behind the curtain to even the most composed of Nalfien ladies when certain topics are breached:

PetiteDollie (10:30:24 PM): I really, *really* hate when I see people wearing my alters (gowns) and they're wearing it paired with armor and all other sorts of fugly shit.
Meksplaything (10:30:39 PM): DUDE
Meksplaything (10:30:45 PM): I made these slippers
Meksplaything (10:30:49 PM): that weren't that great
Meksplaything (10:30:57 PM): but they were being worn by this chick with PAGES OF SHIT ON
PetiteDollie (10:31:06 PM): rofl
Meksplaything (10:31:12 PM): and I wanted to slap her and be like, "TAKE OFF MY SLIPPERS YOU DRESS-TAINTED HO"
PetiteDollie (10:31:47 PM): LOL
PetiteDollie (10:32:14 PM): She is wearing a small gold ring, a wispy blue spidersilk satchel, a crimson velvet pouch, a pure black rose tangled in a knot of scarlet-tipped thorn vines, an onyx-sheened heavy velvet cloak, a svelte olivine batiste slip dress with deeply cowled neckline and matching low-dipping back, a latten-edged invar gorget, a filigreed crimson ruby anklet, a slim scarlet velvet choker set with an onyx rose, a chipped navy vultite tower shield, and some midnight blue leather.
Meksplaything (10:33:16 PM): OH MAN
Meksplaything (10:33:27 PM): CMAN VAGPUNCH
PetiteDollie (10:34:02 PM): I am so snippeting this conversation now
Meksplaything (10:34:16 PM): Hahaha

[Asha]

mistomeer (03:18:06): i can't figure out computers right now
Greybluehue (03:18:10): I CANT
mistomeer (03:18:11): i think i'm on call for work though
mistomeer (03:18:47): i just got done puking on the dumpster behind the bar

[Daniel]

...its only 10:23 on the east coast.

[Sean of the Thread]

so?

[Asha]

so?
X 2
It's Friday. (Was)

[Skeeter]

I've been drunk by 10AM before. it just takes a level of dedication most are not willing to give.

[Mistomeer]

I've been drunk by 10AM before. it just takes a level of dedication most are not willing to give.

Dedication is the key.

[TheEschaton]

I plan on being drunk by 8 tonight. Some folks are having a party starting at 7 (does this strike anyone else as kind of ridiculous?)

-TheE-

[Asha]

I plan on being drunk by 8 tonight. Some folks are having a party starting at 7 (does this strike anyone else as kind of ridiculous?)

-TheE-

Not ridiculous in the least.
Tomorrow I'll be starting early at a friends house since it's cheaper to drink before going out (old student trick) then I shall probably be utterly smashed by 9pm since I'll be drinking through a straw the entire evening.
It's a death ball in celebration of Halloween, and I'll be a mummy it seems.
There will be pics too I expect. Should be fun.

[Stanley Burrell]

Tomorrow I'll be starting early at a friends house since it's cheaper to drink before going out

That's called this: (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pre-gaming) :D

I don't think it's chav nomenclature, or at least isn't yet.

[Asha]

No man. Those fucks just use the streets as a predrinking venue before hitting more streets.
Thanks for the heads up though, never heard of that term!

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/shimmisking/Chav.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

np

Here's an offensive image:

http://my.opera.com/Melli/homes/albums/24640/thumbs/chav%20doggy.png_thumb.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

Legend Wezas (9:39:08 AM): I got the pictures of your dick Sean. Very nice! I can't wait until next week!
Legend Wezas (9:39:42 AM): So your wife is finding out about us?

[Sean]

[11:21] Wezas: pissed in the laundry tub once during a raid because I didn't have time to go upstairs

[SpunGirl]

This is funny even though it's heavily edited.

My Friend [5:51 PM]: I would rather sleep with like
My Friend [5:51 PM]: 800 other GS dudes
My Friend [5:51 PM]: Who aren't attractive
My Friend [5:51 PM]: Than him
Jojobabee [5:51 PM]: Hahahahahahahaha
Jojobabee [5:51 PM]: Dude
My Friend [5:51 PM]: THAT'S HOW UNATTRACTIVE I THINK HE IS
Jojobabee [5:51 PM]: that's an evil game.
Jojobabee [5:51 PM]: Who'd you rather sleep with, Guy A or Guy B?
My Friend [5:51 PM]: Guy B.
Jojobabee [5:51 PM]: hahahahahahahaha
My Friend [5:51 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jojobabee [5:52 PM]: Guy C or Guy D?
My Friend [5:52 PM]: Guy D because he just vomits. He doesn't put me sucking his dick all over the internet
Jojobabee [5:52 PM]: ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
My Friend [5:52 PM]: ROFLMAO
Jojobabee [5:53 PM]: Oh my jesus lord
Jojobabee [5:53 PM]: I have to post this in aim snippets
Jojobabee [5:53 PM]: I'll just edit out the names.

[Sean of the Thread]

...

[Daniel]

Mooshoo16 [11:18 P.M.]: meanwhile I found out that I eat when I get depressed

[Sean]

[12:29] Skirmisher: I've actually been to a star trek convention.

[Skirmisher]

I hate you.

[Skeeter]

Drew Can Not: But it's just like... exposing myself.
Drew Can Not: I'm like wow my gear does suck.

[SpunGirl]

Jojobabee [4:48 PM]: I have a question.
Jojobabee [4:48 PM]: I know we have a lot in common, though naturally we don't like all of the same things. Family Guy, for example.
GimmeDatPony [5:12 PM]: Right
GimmeDatPony [5:12 PM]: Okay
GimmeDatPony [5:12 PM]: Good
GimmeDatPony [5:12 PM]: What's the question
GimmeDatPony [5:14 PM]: I agree thus far
Jojobabee [5:16 PM]: LOL
Jojobabee [5:16 PM]: the question is
Jojobabee [5:17 PM]: That should I be involved in some fashion in the disappearance of Rachel Ray, would you still be my friend?
GimmeDatPony [5:17 PM]: OMG I LOVE RACHEL RAY
GimmeDatPony [5:17 PM]: Okay can I ask questions?
GimmeDatPony [5:17 PM]: Like are you killing her
GimmeDatPony [5:17 PM]: Or just knocking her off her show
GimmeDatPony [5:18 PM]: And is it just because you dislike her?
GimmeDatPony [5:18 PM]: Or did she do something to you?
Jojobabee [5:18 PM]: LOL
Jojobabee [5:18 PM]: She just annoys the fuck out of me
GimmeDatPony [5:18 PM]: I love you WAY WAY more than Rachel Ray
GimmeDatPony [5:18 PM]: So yes.
Jojobabee [5:18 PM]: OH WOW. Awesome.
GimmeDatPony [5:18 PM]: I would still be your friend.
Jojobabee [5:18 PM]: Maybe I'll just have her vocal chords removed.
Jojobabee [5:19 PM]: So she could still cook
Jojobabee [5:19 PM]: But SILENTLY.
GimmeDatPony [5:19 PM]: DUDE
GimmeDatPony [5:19 PM]: That's the PERFECT SOLUTION
Jojobabee [5:19 PM]: hahahhaha
Jojobabee [5:19 PM]: ::high five::
GimmeDatPony [5:19 PM]: ::high five!::

[Sean of the Thread]

I'd so hump that pudgy bitch.

[Skirmisher]

...
Jojobabee [5:16 PM]: the question is
Jojobabee [5:17 PM]: That should I be involved in some fashion in the disappearance of Rachel Ray, would you still be my friend?
...

Jojobabee [5:18 PM]: Maybe I'll just have her vocal chords removed.
Jojobabee [5:19 PM]: So she could still cook
Jojobabee [5:19 PM]: But SILENTLY.
GimmeDatPony [5:19 PM]: DUDE
GimmeDatPony [5:19 PM]: That's the PERFECT SOLUTION
Jojobabee [5:19 PM]: hahahhaha
Jojobabee [5:19 PM]: ::high five::
GimmeDatPony [5:19 PM]: ::high five!::

I'm in.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Meksplaything: NIKKI
Meksplaything: WHAT IF MY NEW LAPTOP IS THE ANTICHRIST?!
Lady Adriata: UM..
Lady Adriata: That is a definite possibility.
Lady Adriata: It's just trying to gain your trust
Lady Adriata: so that when it crashes and dumps your stuff later
Lady Adriata: it will hurt all the more
Lady Adriata: like..
Lady Adriata: "OMG I TRUSTED YOU"
Lady Adriata: And Satan is all.. "Im in ur laptop crashin ur filez"

[Artha]

Lady Adriata: And Satan is all.. "Im in ur laptop crashin ur filez"

<3

[Shalla]

Im Kenn: :-)
Im Kenn: So whatcha gonna go eat?
xxxxshixxxx: not sure yet
Im Kenn: Man I love having the apartment to myself.
xxxxshixxxx: you're naked aren't you?
Im Kenn: Yes.
Im Kenn: Lol.
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: check pc
Im Kenn: ?
Im Kenn: Oh damn it.

[Artha]

You'll probably only get this if you play WoW.

(19:16:07) Me: YOU READY????
(19:16:13) Trevor: IM READY
(19:16:26) Trevor: ARE YOU READY?!

(19:16:36) Me: YEAH
(19:16:39) Me: LFM SAHARAS [ed note: Hookah bar] LAWL
(19:17:02) Trevor: IM 49 PRESST, CAN I DPS PLX?
(19:17:15) Me: SRRY WE ONLY NEED HEALRE
(19:17:19) Me: CAN SUMMON IF YOU RESPEC
(19:17:23) Trevor: I CAN BADAGE
(19:17:30) Trevor: MY HEALS BORKEN
(19:17:32) Me: LEMME ASK THE GROUP
(19:17:35) Trevor: KK
(19:17:45) Me: THEY SAY ITS OK IF UR NOT NUB
(19:18:06) Trevor: WAIT LET ME LEAVE GROUP
(19:18:08) Trevor: ZOMG
(19:18:10) Trevor: ITS BORKEN
(19:18:12) Me: WTF
(19:18:13) Me: HAX
(19:18:15) Trevor: SRY
(19:18:17) Trevor: G2G
(19:18:18) Me: RELOG
(19:18:22) Trevor: DINNER
(19:18:25) Me: WHAT TEH FUK
(19:18:26) Trevor: G2G
(19:18:30) Trevor: KBAI
(19:18:39) Me: BLACKLISTED NUB

[Shari]

So, I was gonna use part of this as a quote, but its more fun this way:

AnEscapeForGreg (10:12:14 PM): Boring!
PetiteDollie (10:12:53 PM): Weelll, how bout this:
PetiteDollie (10:12:56 PM): a/s/l?
AnEscapeForGreg (10:13:13 PM): 12/m/Oregon.
PetiteDollie (10:13:19 PM): Heh!
AnEscapeForGreg (10:13:41 PM): I r preteen.
AnEscapeForGreg (10:14:26 PM): Got pixxx?!
AnEscapeForGreg (10:16:01 PM): zomg. U R hawt....Pee on me?
AnEscapeForGreg (10:16:09 PM): sigh
AnEscapeForGreg (10:16:13 PM): That brings back memories.
PetiteDollie (10:29:27 PM): Nothing like getting back from fixing food and reading THAT.
PetiteDollie (10:29:28 PM): rofl
AnEscapeForGreg (10:29:33 PM): hah!
AnEscapeForGreg (10:29:41 PM): I win.
PetiteDollie (10:29:51 PM): You are not preteen, you type too well. Now fess up.
AnEscapeForGreg (10:29:57 PM): sigh
AnEscapeForGreg (10:30:04 PM): Fine, 14. Now pee on me! My daddy did it once, it was fun!
AnEscapeForGreg (10:30:06 PM): Oh god.
AnEscapeForGreg (10:30:07 PM): Stop me now.
PetiteDollie (10:30:10 PM): OMG
PetiteDollie (10:30:13 PM): NEW QUOTE, YAY!
AnEscapeForGreg (10:30:17 PM): ...
PetiteDollie (10:30:20 PM): HAHAHA
AnEscapeForGreg (10:30:25 PM): No.
PetiteDollie (10:30:57 PM): Oh so yes.
PetiteDollie (10:31:03 PM): .....or, what is it worth to ya?
AnEscapeForGreg (10:31:24 PM): ...
AnEscapeForGreg (10:31:27 PM): I'll pee on you.
PetiteDollie (10:32:04 PM): Pish. Clearly you know from frequenting the PC that I am the pee queen. I had two people with my pee comments as their quote.
AnEscapeForGreg (10:32:11 PM): lol

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

GimmeDatPony: I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
GimmeDatPony: HE ISNT GETTING AWAY WITH THAT
ether ashes: !!?!?
GimmeDatPony: Even if I have to get her outstandingly DRUNK
Lady Adriata: Ooh.
Lady Adriata: Is she gonna tit-slap him?
Lady Adriata: POKE HIM IN THE EYE WITH A NIPPLE?
GimmeDatPony: Maybe.

[Sean of the Thread]

BlackBelushi (1:10:44 PM): skirm let's get down to naked
GS Skirmisher (1:10:45 PM): Im feeling the love!

[thornhappy]

Me @ Work (4:32:16 PM): We would go out to eat
Me @ Work (4:32:19 PM): And they'd be all
Me @ Work (4:32:24 PM): "WARD, PARTY OF TWO"
Me @ Work (4:32:26 PM): so embarassing
GimmeDatPony (4:32:35 PM): LOL
GimmeDatPony (4:32:51 PM): You know what would be funny
GimmeDatPony (4:32:56 PM): If your name was Pac
GimmeDatPony (4:32:58 PM): PAC, PARTY OF TU

Heh.

[Augie]

:lolwave: I was playing Yahoo Grafitti tonight when someone started to talk in the chat. I decided to have fun.

sulliegirl2: hey asl
augieauction: 12/m/ny
sulliegirl2: if your a guy...why is your pic a girl?
augieauction: i'm gay
sulliegirl2: oh
*** sulliegirl2 has left the table.

[Shalla]

JesseREvans: bah, why would I need a rescue team in the ducts?
xxxxshixxxx: No.. but it's nice to have that option
xxxxshixxxx: locksmith too though
JesseREvans: that part I like
xxxxshixxxx: you missed my comment in ooc
xxxxshixxxx: : p
xxxxshixxxx: right after you picked up the orb.
xxxxshixxxx: [OOC]-You: "querthose! thieving slut!"
xxxxshixxxx: it was of course a joke
JesseREvans: haha
Rikus: he stole an orb!!
Rikus: lol
xxxxshixxxx: bleh it's ok. He's given me many things
JesseREvans: I'm not on psinet
xxxxshixxxx: how come?
JesseREvans: long story
xxxxshixxxx: you uninstalled?
xxxxshixxxx: Jamus stole your man or something?
JesseREvans: haha, no no

[Sean of the Thread]

Thanks for sharing.

[Kainen]

[02:30:19 PM] Me: 17 storm griffins
[02:30:23 PM] Me: FUCK THAT
[02:30:26 PM] Jeff: LOL
[02:30:31 PM] Jeff: no no no fuck me!
[02:30:43 PM] Me: man.. go rub one out will you? Jeez
[02:30:49 PM] Jeff: hahaha
[02:30:55 PM] Jeff: did at work.
[02:31:01 PM] Jeff: so i am good for abit
[02:31:11 PM] Me: DO EET AGAIN cuz your dick is still ruling your brain
[02:31:21 PM] Jeff: thats something new?
[02:31:31 PM] Me: ok point taken
[02:31:38 PM] Jeff: heh

[Makkah]

Um...

[Snapp]

At work? :weird:

[Sean of the Thread]

Thought everyone else did that too. :shrug:

[Kitty]

You make me cry.
You make baby Jesus cry, too.

[Warriorbird]

Ollie: "Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores."
Me: I'd buy a lot more fish if I got them with titties.

[Augie]

Announcement: Shortly, GemStone IV will be shutting down for a quick update. Due to the popularity of the Erithian race, we're going to change our base language from English to Japanese. A quick translation tool is available at www.dictionary.com/translator.

AlanL00: aishite imasu means I love you I think
GS4 Augie: I shit in my soup for you too

[Makkah]

What the fuck is up with the retarded AIM snippets lately? Keep your dumb, fucking shit to yourself, please.

[Ignot]

You make me cry.
You make baby Jesus cry, too.

:yeahthat:

[Kainen]

What the fuck is up with the retarded AIM snippets lately? Keep your dumb, fucking shit to yourself, please.

Dont read the thread if you dont like whats being posted.

[Augie]

What the fuck is up with the retarded AIM snippets lately? Keep your dumb, fucking shit to yourself, please.

What the fuck is up with the retarded comments in threads lately? Keep your dumb, fucking, hypocritcal bullshit to yourself, please.

Don't read the thread if you don't want to hear what people have to say.

[Makkah]

I read this thread because a lot of people (read, not anyone that's posted recently) post some interesting/humorous shit. That said... if you have a retarded sense of humor or get told on a daily basis you have a non-funny personality, don't post. The End.

[Kainen]

I read this thread because a lot of people (read, not anyone that's posted recently) post some interesting/humorous shit. That said... if you have a retarded sense of humor or get told on a daily basis you have a non-funny personality, don't post. The End.

Whats funny to you might not be funny to someone else, and vise versa.

[Makkah]

Then it's my right to say those people have the most horrible sense of humor ever existing in the human race.

[Kainen]

[12:59:30 PM] Drakkonna: you didnt know what a STAR RUBY was????
[12:59:32 PM] Drakkonna: AHAHAHAHAHA
[12:59:47 PM] Shadow Svvord: oh i beleive i say SUCK MY DICK!
[01:00:00 PM] Drakkonna: after I STOP LAUGHING

[Kitty]

Too funny!
I almost peed laughing.

[Nieninque]

Lyonis (15:28:10): you ever heard of that show Dexter?
Me (15:28:11): no
Me (15:28:12): brb
Lyonis (15:28:19): kk
Me (15:31:32): back
Lyonis (15:31:43): k
Lyonis (15:31:58): Dexter is this show about this forensics cop that is also a serial cooler
Lyonis (15:32:12): it's pretty damn awesome, one of those dark funny interesting type of things
Me (15:32:13): serial cooler?
Lyonis (15:32:21): killer
Me (15:32:20): hahaha
Lyonis (15:32:32): no reason why I wrote cooler ><
Me (15:32:28): hahahahahaha
Me (15:32:35): hahahahahahaha

[Makkah]

OH SHIT SO FUNNY... stop posting.

[Sean of the Thread]

Profound.

[Sean of the Thread]

BlackBelushi (5:01:40 PM): you make me hungry for gyro
crystaltears24 signed off at 5:01:51 PM.

[Asha]

Same effect everytime.

[Asha]

Shit I missread and thought it said GYNO

[Sean of the Thread]

ROFL.. they should have GYNO flavored hungry man frozen dinners.

[Celephais]

Christ... this thread is now only a post or two away from the emislity beef curtains picture..

[Sean of the Thread]

I should charge a royalty for that picture as popular as it's become.

[Asha]

Greybluehue:
ROFL.. they should have GYNO flavored hungry man frozen dinners.

*Frozen Fish Fingers*

Greybluehue: Didn't dare post that
BlackBelushi: rofl do eet

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Lady Adriata: Unlike wine, bad sex stories do not get better with age.


Lady Adriata: Someone on Gaia asserted that WOMEN are the ones always demanding sex and that we must be saved from our own sinful nature
Lady Adriata: So now I always tell mike
Lady Adriata: 'MY VORACIOUS VAGINA DEMANDS SUSTENANCE"
Lady Adriata: 'YOU WILL OFFER YOUR PENIS IN SACRIFICE"


Griffinith: Not only did we finger each other's yims..
Griffinith: but..there was the forbidden papaya..

Griffinith: Pussy tea anyone?
Griffinith: You know..if only we'd offer that at the Nalfien functions..


Griffinith: YES
Griffinith: and then its all sticky
Griffinith: and then you're like
Griffinith: "ARAGHGHGHG I'M WEARING GLASSES?!? HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK!?"
Griffinith: <.<
Griffinith: Note to self: Wear goggles more often.




-------

We are perverts, ha!

[B4Hand]

TymelordX (6:27:56 PM): My NAME HERE, you are and will always be my friend.
TymelordX (6:28:00 PM): Even if we never have sex.
LdyMerji (6:29:08 PM): and you will always and forever be my friend, especially if we never have sex

[TheEschaton]

Completely unprovoked....heh...no response after that last piece.

zendadaism (9:39:26 PM): Hey hows life?
Omega7481 (9:39:25 PM): not bad
Omega7481 (9:39:37 PM): what's up with you?
zendadaism (9:39:47 PM): Great. Go fuck yourself.
Omega7481 (9:39:43 PM): what?

[Tsa`ah]

ouch

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

PetiteDollie: I'm going to hell, for sure.
Lady Adriata: I will be there to party with you, dear.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Completely unprovoked....heh...no response after that last piece.

zendadaism (9:39:26 PM): Hey hows life?
Omega7481 (9:39:25 PM): not bad
Omega7481 (9:39:37 PM): what's up with you?
zendadaism (9:39:47 PM): Great. Go fuck yourself.
Omega7481 (9:39:43 PM): what?

LOL, is that Backlash?

[Sean of the Thread]

yep

[Asha]

Sometimes I let him talk but mostly just x the screen

[Daniel]

So sad this thread is dead.

[TheEschaton]

YEah, that was right after Backlash, the screenname, was retired.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Lady Adriata: WELL I AM GETTING THEM REDUCED
Lady Adriata: A CUPZ BABY
IrishFloydian: NOOO!
IrishFloydian: THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Lady Adriata: I AM
IrishFloydian: .....
Lady Adriata: I AM GOING TO LOOK LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
Lady Adriata: <33

[Drew2]

(Talking about Rockband)
GimmeDatPony: You know what would have been a good band name for your band
Drew Can Not: what
GimmeDatPony: I Like To Have Sex In Other Men's Butts

=(

[Hips]

Hahahahaha

Coley wins at life.

(my older brother named our band "trout," wtf?)

[Methais]

Xeniphite1: Mwahahahahaha
Methais: ?
Xeniphite1: Kanye West's christmas wishes pwns
Xeniphite1: the radio station is playing a recording of him giving christmas wishes
Xeniphite1: he's like
Xeniphite1: "For all the rappers out there I'd like to wish a happy Kwanza"
Xeniphite1: "And for all the rapper record label owners I'd like to wish a happy hanukkah"
Xeniphite1: PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Lady Adriata: WELL I AM GETTING THEM REDUCED
Lady Adriata: A CUPZ BABY
IrishFloydian: NOOO!
IrishFloydian: THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Lady Adriata: I AM
IrishFloydian: .....
Lady Adriata: I AM GOING TO LOOK LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
Lady Adriata: <33

A bit late to this, but they should make breast reductions have the same controversy as abortion.

I guess the Itty Bitty Titty Committee has huge lobbying power, otherwise it would be!

[Daniel]

Daniel Rogers: Yo
Mooshoo16: what's up
Daniel Rogers: Tell me if I'm tripping
Mooshoo16: if it's about a chick, you're not tripping
Daniel Rogers: okay cool
Daniel Rogers: thanks
Mooshoo16: yea

[Drew2]

Girls are dumb.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Lady Adriata: You know what Gregorian chant is right?
IrishFloydian: yeah
IrishFloydian: it's the stuff gregorian monks used to chant when they were doing teh buttsecks
Lady Adriata: ...
Lady Adriata: Yeeeeah.
IrishFloydian: See? I know my shit

[Stanley Burrell]

I hate being raped by Gregorian Monks, ugh.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I hate being raped by Gregorian Monks, ugh.

You weirdo, everyone loves ritualistic buttsex!

[Stanley Burrell]

You weirdo, everyone loves ritualistic buttsex!

I know :(

I have wild Shaolin orgies in my pagoda, but I'm too much of a prude for Gregorian ... Quadruple penetration? :-\

[Stanley Burrell]

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

You got mad rhyme skillz for a Republican.

[Nieninque]

CK1110722 (17:19:57): how do you type in italics on the PC?
gs3snowyowl (17:20:04): italics tags posted (they dont show up here)
CK1110722 (17:20:17): ah I was close
gs3snowyowl (17:20:21): Bold tags posted is bold
gs3snowyowl (17:20:31): Underline tags posted is underlined
CK1110722 (17:20:40): you win!
gs3snowyowl (17:20:48): is a special font for Ilvane
CK1110722 (17:21:04): rofl!
CK1110722 (17:21:09): that doesn't really work does it?

[Drunken Durfin]

DrunkenDurfin (5:44:55 PM): Merry Christmas
[Edited to protect the guilty] (5:47:45 PM): I felt as if I had that dream before, and each time I come a little closer to solving the dreams but sometimes they are months, years apart
DrunkenDurfin (5:48:06 PM): I see you got a new bong for Christmas

[Hips]

cptpine (11:06:24 PM): its alright though, im gonna marry Ella irl
sweetlittleagony (11:06:36 PM): lol
sweetlittleagony (11:06:39 PM): she is pretty hot
sweetlittleagony (11:06:43 PM): and looks like she has nice tits
cptpine (11:06:46 PM): yeah
cptpine (11:07:30 PM): i almost dont even care if she can cook!
cptpine (11:07:47 PM): but shes german, so i know she can
sweetlittleagony (11:08:00 PM): the problem is though
sweetlittleagony (11:08:03 PM): what if like
sweetlittleagony (11:08:08 PM): she has hairy nipples?
sweetlittleagony (11:08:12 PM): or inverted nipples?
sweetlittleagony (11:08:14 PM): you can't tell
cptpine (11:08:22 PM): duh, they would have been bred out of the german heritage long ago
sweetlittleagony (11:08:27 PM): lol
sweetlittleagony (11:08:29 PM): I see
cptpine (11:08:47 PM): im actually intrigued about the inverted nipples
sweetlittleagony (11:09:04 PM): ...

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Oh my god, haha.

Ella does look like she has nice tits but we need to see more! To check for potential problems of course..

[Methais]

Rikus: tsin bought naseer for 4k
Rikus: to get him off the game list
Rikus: and traded his cleric for it
Rikus: silverthreaded
Methais: rofl are you serious? The guy that was selling him was only asking 2k buyout
Rikus: yea
Rikus: kylinarr said that
Rikus: hes such a douchebag
Methais: so how do you know he bought him for 4k?
Rikus: must stroke epeen must stroke epeen
Rikus: thats what kylinarr said
Rikus: fame all 1
Rikus: naseer is off the list

[diethx]

Rikus: tsin bought naseer for 4k
Rikus: to get him off the game list
Rikus: and traded his cleric for it
Rikus: silverthreaded
Methais: rofl are you serious? The guy that was selling him was only asking 2k buyout
Rikus: yea
Rikus: kylinarr said that
Rikus: hes such a douchebag
Methais: so how do you know he bought him for 4k?
Rikus: must stroke epeen must stroke epeen
Rikus: thats what kylinarr said
Rikus: fame all 1
Rikus: naseer is off the list

Wow, if that's true... what a pathetic fucking waste of money. :loser:

[Anebriated]

Considering there was interest but no action at the 2k price tag im gonna go ahead and say thats BS. If he really wanted it that badly all he would have had to do was cough up the 2 grand. Unless Drisco specifically said that because he was Tsin he had to pay 4 grand, in which case props to Drisco.

[Sean of the Thread]

Considering there was interest but no action at the 2k price tag im gonna go ahead and say thats BS. If he really wanted it that badly all he would have had to do was cough up the 2 grand. Unless Drisco specifically said that because he was Tsin he had to pay 4 grand, in which case props to Drisco.


That thought had crossed my mind.

[Elvenlady]

Lordxxx: be funny if you found one of those in a GSIV box
Lady Rohese: I'd drop it and run babe, RUN!
Lordxxx: gstring of paralyzation
Lordxxx: rare item
Lordxxx: worn previously by Cap
Lady Rohese: You pluck your g-string and it lets out a rather loudly audible *TWANG* before flicking you in the eye, blinding you for a moment
Lady Rohese: Stunned for 8 rounds
Lordxxx: lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Methais]

Considering there was interest but no action at the 2k price tag im gonna go ahead and say thats BS. If he really wanted it that badly all he would have had to do was cough up the 2 grand. Unless Drisco specifically said that because he was Tsin he had to pay 4 grand, in which case props to Drisco.

Yeah, I told the guy that he was being advertised for 2k on the PC. Supposedly (though it doesn't exactly make sense). Here's the rest of it:

Methais: yeah but why would he pay 4k when the guy was only asking 2k?
Rikus: gob sold him to some kid in PEI
Rikus: then that kid sold him to tsin
Methais: gob wasn't hte one selling him for 2k
Rikus: hmm
Rikus: how did you know about the sale?
Methais: it's posted on the PC
Rikus: ah
Rikus: you still read those?
Methais: sounds like kylinarr is full of shit
Rikus: or now that you play again
Methais: at least about the price
Rikus: wtf
Rikus: atari bigby
Rikus: is this guys name
Rikus: on the packers

[Methais]

Rikus: why don't you have any more benny hill crap
Methais: I think I've watched them all
Rikus: it's a show?
Methais: you never heard of the benny hill show?
Rikus: no
Methais: you should consider suicide
Rikus: is he the guy n the man show who drinks the beer?

[CrystalTears]

Legend Wezas: I heard the oldest lady died a few days ago
Legend Wezas: she was a Peruvian
Legend Wezas: 116 years old
Legend Wezas: now there's a new oldest
Drew Can Not: CT?
GS3Chica: CT?
Legend Wezas: but she left chat bored
Drew Can Not: LOL CHICA
GS3Chica: rofl
Legend Wezas: mfer
Drew Can Not: ALSKJD;LAKSJD G;AKLSJDG; ALSKGJ
Legend Wezas: couldn't get it out in time
I saw this in passing, but I don't remember seeing it before. :lol: Good times.

[Stanley Burrell]

If you develop enough roast beef, is that like perforating extra labia and increasing my manliness, manhood and man-ism when I stick twelve condoms around my penis in a twat-hole?

Or is that Emislitty?

Twat-hole's kinda redundant, and for that, I apologize to this entire community :(