AIM snippets

[DeV]

Those emoticons do look sorta demonic.

bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:55 PM]: that was NOT what i wanted to see
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:55 PM]: i just ate dammit!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:55 PM]: that was nasty as hell
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:56 PM]: now my tummy hurts :(
Thecla923 [10:56 PM]: hahahahahahahahahahaha
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:56 PM]: you are mean!
Thecla923 [10:56 PM]: hahahahahahahahahahaha
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:56 PM]: MEAN!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:56 PM]: :'(
Thecla923 [10:57 PM]: hahahahahahahahahahaha
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:57 PM]: i'm never gonna forgive you
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:57 PM]: i will send you pic's of a she man
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:57 PM]: watch!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:57 PM]: just you watch!
Thecla923 [10:57 PM]: seen em
Thecla923 [10:57 PM]: Those are the ones you sent me of you in the sheets right?
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:58 PM]: rofl
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:58 PM]: fucker
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:58 PM]: yeah i really have a penis
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:58 PM]: but shhhhhhhhhhh
Thecla923 [10:58 PM]: snippets
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:58 PM]: omg
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA [10:58 PM]: I hate you
Thecla923 [10:58 PM]: hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Souzy]

OMG! Daniel's hating cos my penis is bigger than his.

[MPSorc]

:lol2: way to set yerself up Lalana.

[Souzy]

Don't make me go to Korea to kill you too MP. I'll stab you with my penis.

[Skirmisher]

All fear Lalana's mighty penis of doom.:scared:

[Edited on 5-6-2004 by Skirmisher]

[Souzy]

ROFL! Someone told me this penis story. Something like, when he has a son, he's gonna show him how to pee when he's little, so when he grows up, he'll always think that his daddy has a big penis. It cracked me up.

[Edaarin]

Hooray for mood altering drugs. I'm wide awake but can't focus, so I'm bullshitting with people online.

Mooshoo16: GOD DAMN IT
Thecla923: ???
Mooshoo16: i missed getting a A in one class by one fucking question on the final
Thecla923: man that sucks. Beter luck with life
Thecla923: ps i'm fucked up so iif you want anything other than referneces to your [not hetero] sexuality then your sucking
Mooshoo16: i guess now isn't the time to tell you that i told snapp you're le hot
Mooshoo16: kidding
Thecla923: omg your a fucking [not heterosexual]
Mooshoo16: hahahahahaha
Thecla923: Isweartofuckinggodyousuckdickyoucockercukingmother fucvjking[expletive deleted expletive]
Thecla923: asshat
Mooshoo16: :-*
Mooshoo16: i'm all hyped up on caffeine pills
Thecla923: omfg
Mooshoo16: don't ask
Thecla923: uir a fucking snapp and a half
Mooshoo16: you know you want some hot oven lovin

and i didn't mean the good part of snapp

[MPSorc]

Lalana, so what you're saying is if i keep makin fun of you you'll come to Korea and see me?

just for the record i used my very first emoticon on these boards to make fun of Lalana

[LilHellcat]

Originally posted by MPSorc
Lalana, so what you're saying is if i keep makin fun of you you'll come to Korea and see me?

just for the record i used my very first emoticon on these boards to make fun of Lalana

No picking on Sou, or I'll have to post Drunk snippets of a certain someone from earlier :saint:

[Snapp]

I guess I should feel honored you talk about me so much, or maybe I'm just an excuse to talk about both of your non-hetero desires.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by LilHellcat
No picking on Sou, or I'll have to post Drunk snippets of a certain someone from earlier :saint:

Yes!!!!!! Come to defend me Amby!!!!! Blackmale time!!!! I too have drunk IM logs. Shall we tag team Amber? :smug:

[LilHellcat]

Originally posted by Lalana

Originally posted by LilHellcat
No picking on Sou, or I'll have to post Drunk snippets of a certain someone from earlier :saint:

Yes!!!!!! Come to defend me Amby!!!!! Blackmale time!!!! I too have drunk IM logs. Shall we tag team Amber? :smug:

Hahah we can keep them and use them as blackmail material or we can tag team him he doesn't stand a chance :heart:

I have drunk logs of both of you. Bring it on.

[Souzy]

Bring it boy. Amber + Souzy = annihilation

Edited to add: Only good times to catch good IM's from me is between 5AM - 7AM, Thurs. - Sat., when I stoll in drunk and IF I do sign on my AIM. Other than that, the other semi drunk logs are tasteless. :P

[Edited on 5-8-2004 by Lalana]

[Miss X]

KitsunX: I think we need a change in mission statements!
GS3Chica: ooooh
GS3Chica: to what?
KitsunX: The goal should be to run around in revealing clothing and pet the kitten!
GS3Chica: hahaha
GS3Chica: You can ask Weedie!
GS3Chica: omg
GS3Chica: I just realised how bad that sounded.....
GS3Chica: "pet the kitten"
KitsunX: Huh?
GS3Chica: Ok.....
GS3Chica: its a euphemism for....
GS3Chica: omg I cant say it!!

[Mint]

Thecla923: My sperm doesn't produce girls
Indhigoblue: you asked it?
Indhigoblue: them
Thecla923: We converse on a daily basis

[Artha]

Rachel Pwnz (7:54:22 PM): But will it work with mp3?
Rachel Pwnz (7:54:27 PM): simple AAC/AC3/WAV/MPx cutter.
WTFL0LSTFU (7:54:34 PM): MPx = x = variable.
Rachel Pwnz (7:54:34 PM): OH MPX
Rachel Pwnz (7:54:35 PM): HAHAHA
WTFL0LSTFU (7:54:41 PM): ST00PID FACE
Rachel Pwnz (7:54:46 PM): =(
WTFL0LSTFU (7:54:49 PM): jk
Rachel Pwnz (7:54:56 PM): =)
WTFL0LSTFU (7:55:02 PM): JK AGAIN STUPID FACE
Rachel Pwnz (7:55:07 PM): =(
WTFL0LSTFU (7:55:09 PM): jk
WTFL0LSTFU (7:55:16 PM): for real tho
Rachel Pwnz (7:55:23 PM): <3
WTFL0LSTFU (7:55:27 PM): JK AGAIN HAHAHAHAHA

[DianaBanana]

MyFriendsAIM: own at blowing
MyFriendsAIM: bowling
MyFriendsAIM: gah
DshbrdHulaGirl: blowing or bowling?
DshbrdHulaGirl: hahahahaha

:lol:

Thecla923 [5:27 PM]: Sweet. they provide exstension cords at the masterbate a thon
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:27 PM]: rock on.
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:28 PM]: I volunteer. Just kidding.
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:28 PM]: O:-)
Thecla923 [5:29 PM]: ha!
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:29 PM]: heehee haha
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:29 PM]: ho ho
Thecla923 [5:30 PM]: You got any qualifications?
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:30 PM]: umm...I dont really think it takes much to figure this job out.
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:30 PM]: LMAO
Thecla923 [5:30 PM]: yea but on the job experience is key
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:30 PM]: no comment. :-)
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:30 PM]: I please the 5th.
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:30 PM]: plead
Thecla923 [5:30 PM]: can't having your choking up in the moment of truth
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:30 PM]: i said please
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:30 PM]: lol
Thecla923 [5:30 PM]: hahahaha
Thecla923 [5:30 PM]: freudian slip?
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:30 PM]: freudian slip?
DshbrdHulaGirl [5:30 PM]: lol

[DianaBanana]

I still PLEAD the 5th damnit. :shibby:

:lol:

[Edaarin]

This just sounded weird...

DshbrdHulaGirl: you pwned me or some shit

[Edited on 5-16-2004 by Edaarin]

[DianaBanana]

Mooshoo16: i'm tempted to watch harry potter till 10
DshbrdHulaGirl: lol
Mooshoo16: btw anything i say stays within the confines of this IM box



Mooshoo16: it could be worse, you could be sprawled in bed half dressed watching harry potter and playing gemstone
DshbrdHulaGirl: like you?
Mooshoo16: i admit to nothing
DshbrdHulaGirl: hahahaha
DshbrdHulaGirl: i knew it!
DshbrdHulaGirl: freak.

:flamewar:

[Edaarin]

I switched screen names with RangerD1 for a day.

You might actually get some action that way.
/internet pimp

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by RangerD1
You might actually get some action that way.
/internet pimp

Jay-Z's "Dirt Off Your Shoulder" is running through my head now.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by DianaBanana
Mooshoo16: i'm tempted to watch harry potter till 10


I'm watching Harry Potter tonight too. I have it on DVD, but I can't stop watching it on the ABCHD. Widescreen and so clear.

[Jinnrui]

Jinrui707: gotta question for ya . . .
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: sure
Jinrui707: okay, now i'm studying for my series 7 licensing (brokerage license to sell securities and shit like that) . . . it's time consuming . . . should i or should i not freeze my gs char?
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: you should
Jinrui707: lol
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: study
Jinrui707: then i can buy you your LV purse
Jinrui707: lol
Jinrui707: i'll fedex it to you
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: lozl!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: YES!@
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: go get your study on!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: so we can get married and make babies!
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA: roflmao
Jinrui707: lol
Jinrui707: imma hold you to that

[Sean]

She promises everyone babies. She just likes to practice.

[Jinnrui]

You sure are the destroyer of hopes Tijay.

[Sean]

Bout time I got to do the opressing. Fear me hope for your day has come.

[Souzy]

HOLY SHIT! LOL! I didn't even know he posted it haha! Jin! When's the wedding? :D

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Lalana
HOLY SHIT! LOL! I didn't even know he posted it haha! Jin! When's the wedding? :D

What makes him so special as compared to the other babies daddy's? Hmmmm? ;)

[Souzy]

Originally posted by DianaBanana

Originally posted by Lalana
HOLY SHIT! LOL! I didn't even know he posted it haha! Jin! When's the wedding? :D

What makes him so special as compared to the other babies daddy's? Hmmmm? ;)

Remember Dashiki in "Don't be a menace while drinking gin and juice in south central"? I'm going for the World Order. :D

[Drew2]

I had a really mean IM posted here but Kristin is a whiny little girl.

drew cantu: http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=3353&page=22#pid177698
drew cantu: ROFL
Jojobabee: OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH
drew cantu: ROFLLLLLLL
Jojobabee: THAT'S SO MEAN!
Jojobabee: make it go away 1!!!!
Jojobabee: PLZZZZ//!!!
Jojobabee: BAG
Jojobabee: BEGBEGBEG
drew cantu: DON'T BAG ME
Jojobabee: BEEEEEEGGGG
Jojobabee: PLZZZZ
Jojobabee: CRIE
drew cantu: rofl why?????
Jojobabee: BECAUSE its so mean
Jojobabee: staelth witll make fun of me
Jojobabee: asnd someone will seteal my scomtueme idea!!!
drew cantu: OH NOEZ NOT YOUR SCOMTUEME IDEA!!!!
Jojobabee: pllzzz!!!
Jojobabee: plz drew!
Jojobabee: CREI CRIE
Jojobabee: CRYIIIING!
Jojobabee: KRISTIN CRIES!
drew cantu: GOT OBED
Jojobabee: PLZZZ!
Jojobabee: SERIOSUYl!
drew cantu: fine.
Jojobabee: OMG THANK YOu!
Jojobabee: /KISS feet
drew cantu: while you're down there...

[Edited on 5-20-2004 by Tayre]

[SpunGirl]

tayre is teheval!!!!!

-Krsitng.

[Drew2]

Kristin needs to lay off the drugs.

That log made jesus cry.

[SpunGirl]

Pshaw. Fabrications. I deny any involvement.

-K

[Sean]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Pshaw. Fabrications. I deny any involvement.

-K

You sounds a lot like edaarin right there ... you bite nipples too?

[SpunGirl]

Eeeooowww. No. I don't let them be bitten, either. Yeowch!

-K

Indhigoblue [5:31 PM]: someone is im'ing me that I have no clue who he is
Indhigoblue [5:31 PM]: he keeps going on and on about skating
Indhigoblue [5:31 PM]: no idea who the hell he is

[Mint]

truly, he is a complete stranger. Never talked to this guy on IM before. He is weird:

XrAnE56: Face planted in the gravel down here
XrAnE56: and i ollied this 5 foot drop
XrAnE56: and busted it

What does that MEAN?

[Tisket]

Sounds like a skateboarder. Not a very good one either.

[Bobmuhthol]

oh snap i hate when i bust those 5ft ollies!!

[Wezas]

Tayre: my sister is asking me why i'm laughing at my computer so hard
Tayre: I'm such a nerd.
Tayre: I need to go do something manly.
Legend Wezas: Go mow the lawn
Tayre: eww no.
Legend Wezas: it's manly to mow the lawn
Tayre: It's manly to hire mexicans to do it for you too.

[Drew2]

Well it is. :shrug:

[Latrinsorm]

OMG my next door neighbor hired me to mow the lawn today....

...but I'm not Mexican...

...and Tayre isn't a hot blonde married chick. Phew.

(the JK log still makes me laugh)

Tayre: Aren't you mexican?

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Wezas
Tayre: I need to go do something manly.

Tayre: eww no.


Nothing says manly like the word eww.

LOL

[Mint]

Thecla923: heh get this. I've been talking to this one girl, and i left the rejection hotline # on my away message, and she was like oh wow, hes got a cell phone now and called it, and now shes all pissed at me.
Indhigoblue: hahahahahahahaha
Indhigoblue: that gets posted
Thecla923: stfu
Indhigoblue: too late
Thecla923: I'd totally give you the most awesomess hug if you didn't post that
Thecla923: :-)
Indhigoblue: it is hilarious
Thecla923: It doesn't help that earlier she was like "Does your phone have text msgs" and i'm like "Wtf are you talking about" and shes like my cell...so i say oh yea, that..go ahead and call it. Its funny ;-)

[Souzy]

D totally ripped off my rejection hotline. But, it's funny as hell. I've already had a couple people call it, LOL!!!!!!!! Ya'll know who you are.

But, yeah Daniel loves my doggy style.

Thecla923 (5:49:53 AM): lol i LUBBBBSSSSS YOU
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (5:49:59 AM): ppshhht
bOOtyLiciouSAsiA (5:50:03 AM): you just love my doggy style
Thecla923 (5:50:06 AM): < 333333333333333

[Fengus]

Originally posted by Mint
XrAnE56: Face planted in the gravel down here
XrAnE56: and i ollied this 5 foot drop
XrAnE56: and busted it

What does that MEAN?

There is a skateboard trick called a hand plant which entails planting your hand on the ground or the lip of a ramp or any other surface. Face plant is the negative aspects of doing the same with your face. Usually while dropping from some distance from aforementioned ground.


Ollie is a board trick where you lift the board off teh ground using a double fulcrum and lever action. The first fulcrum being one set of the wheels the second being your foot as you jump in the air while levering the board into the air.



Quiz is next week.

[CrystalTears]

Lord Adredrin: is it true?
Lord Adredrin: ::lean::
Lord Adredrin: do women really go to the bathroom in pairs so they can make out?
Lord Adredrin: ;-)
Crystal Tears 24: You looking for a good answer, or the truth?
Lord Adredrin: which ever is more amusing :-P

[Trinitis]

:master:

[Trinitis]

Me: CT?
Me: I'm sorry to have to tell you this..
Me: but..
Me: Your night job is going to have to stop :-(
Me: USA - To be a dominatrix is illegal.
CT: <cackles>
CT: Damn

:wasntme:

[DianaBanana]

FriendsAIM: I saw a thing on TV about a woman who saved the used condom of every sexual encounter as a souvenir. She would hang them up in her closet like trophies, and of course they would get all stiff and start to reek.
DshbrdHulaGirl: omg thats fuckin disgusting

:scared:

[Scott]

SNAPPLEBOYY: My mother cybers with people online. I doubt she'd care what I do in GS.
Stargate84: AIM SNIPPET!
SNAPPLEBOYY: NO
SNAPPLEBOYY: my mom only did it once
SNAPPLEBOYY: shes practically an internet virgin!

[Snapp]

You are going to get tortured with my AIM smiley faces from hell for that.

[Satira]

No one ever IMs me. Bitches.

[Edaarin]

I do sometimes!

[Mint]

Originally posted by Lady Satira
No one ever IMs me. Bitches.

Liar, liar pants on fire!

I did last nite!

[Wezas]

[OOC]-Anticor: "My weiner is eating an ice cube"
[OOC]-Elanywn: "sounds healthy"
[OOC]-Grandsome: "that's hot, Anticor."
[OOC]-Philosilan: "i tried to feed mine one once, it got stuck"

[DeV]

That actually made me laugh. :no:

[Trinitis]

Me: "I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle."
CT: lol
CT: I didn't know you were dating DianaBanana
Me: ROFL
Me: Snippets!
CT: ROFL!

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by LordAdredrin
Me: "I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle."
CT: lol
CT: I didn't know you were dating DianaBanana
Me: ROFL
Me: Snippets!
CT: ROFL!

I stick purely to balloons. Perverts. :clown:

[Jenisi]

Joel: Ever play catch with a hooters waitress?
Joel: I did last night
Joel: it was fun
pinkberries17: no..
pinkberries17: can't say i have
Joel: yeah, i hit her in the face with a baseball
Joel: it was quite funny

[Edaarin]

Tijay2000: sometimes I poop my pants so I have to wear a diaper to school

[Sean]

Mooshoo16: i have to put a suppository up my anus when i go to bed

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Tijay
Mooshoo16: i have to put a suppository up my anus when i go to bed

:ohshit:

[Meos]

LordMeos (12:15:26 AM): nothin, played mvp at mike for a bit
bb114sho (12:15:55 AM): super duper
bb114sho (12:16:06 AM): im going to bed kurt
bb114sho (12:16:15 AM): i love u big guy

[Kadumi]

someone agree with me please

other dude in the band: hey
GuitarShep: eh
GuitarShep: sup?
him: what do you think of this for a band name
him: Mortal Wombat
GuitarShep: you can't be serious
him: I can and am

[Latrinsorm]

I've heard worse.

[Drew2]

sweetlittleagony: I think I need to work at nasa
sweetlittleagony: lol
drew cantu: yes plz
drew cantu: you can sit at my desk
drew cantu: on my desk
sweetlittleagony: too bad I'm like "math? durrr..."
drew cantu: with the brazilian bikini on
sweetlittleagony: not under your desk? =X
drew cantu: that works
sweetlittleagony: lol
sweetlittleagony: you post this on PC and i'll kill you
drew cantu: hey, good idea.

[Chadj]

rofl. Served.

[Hips]

...I'm just glad you left out the earlier parts. :saint:

[Drew2]

sweetlittleagony: at least you left out the ass floss bit

[Hips]

Okay, full convo:

drew cantu: haha now the world knows your bra size
sweetlittleagony: yeah, and?
drew cantu: so now my fantasies can be complete
sweetlittleagony: o.o
sweetlittleagony: O_O
drew cantu: so who has bought you stuff
sweetlittleagony: no one ;_;
drew cantu: WELL
sweetlittleagony: no one heartz0rz me
drew cantu: payday is this week.
sweetlittleagony: at least, not enough to buy me underwear
sweetlittleagony: lol
drew cantu: for me.
drew cantu: WE SHALL SEE
drew cantu: HOW MUCH DREW <3 JESSA
sweetlittleagony: LOL
sweetlittleagony: you're going to like
drew cantu: buy the 7.50 one?
sweetlittleagony: get me victoria's secret socks
drew cantu: yeah
drew cantu: rofl
sweetlittleagony: and be all like EW SOCKS HAHAH
sweetlittleagony: and i'll be like ;_;
drew cantu: ROFL
drew cantu: NO
sweetlittleagony: lol
sweetlittleagony: then it'll be all like tayre in gemstone
sweetlittleagony: only me irl ;_;
drew cantu: roooflll
drew cantu: i totally should
drew cantu: nah i'll buy you the 89.99 beaded silver gown
sweetlittleagony: lol, the $7.50 one is the uber-skanky underwear
sweetlittleagony: i'd wet myself
sweetlittleagony: lol
drew cantu: YAY FOR UBER SKANKY UNDERWEAR
sweetlittleagony: that's a fucking nightgown
sweetlittleagony: $89!
drew cantu: BRAZILIAN STRING BAKINI
drew cantu: bikini
drew cantu: <3 Brazil
sweetlittleagony: lol
sweetlittleagony: oh
sweetlittleagony: I was looking at the other $7.50 one
sweetlittleagony: lol
drew cantu: hahaha
sweetlittleagony: the "extreme t-string"
drew cantu: damn
sweetlittleagony: yeah
drew cantu: that shit is like ass floss
sweetlittleagony: teh sexy
sweetlittleagony: LOL
sweetlittleagony: yeah, barely qualifies as underwear
drew cantu: I could wrap a shoe string around you if youw ant
drew cantu: 50 cents
sweetlittleagony: LOL

[Bobmuhthol]

(15:29:05) Rachel Pwnz: Also, I should date your sister. THEN WE'D BE BROTHERS YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(15:29:09) WTFL0LSTFU: ...
(15:29:18) WTFL0LSTFU: you'd shoot yourself. she's stupid.
(15:29:21) Rachel Pwnz: Damn
(15:29:28) WTFL0LSTFU: and a wangsta
(15:29:39) Rachel Pwnz: Wangsta...
(15:29:39) WTFL0LSTFU: and an ex-con.
(15:29:43) Rachel Pwnz: Ex-con...
(15:29:44) Rachel Pwnz: WTF?
(15:30:16) WTFL0LSTFU: yeah.
(15:30:35) Rachel Pwnz: Can I shoot her instead?
(15:30:40) WTFL0LSTFU: yes plz
(15:31:24) WTFL0LSTFU: she'll probably be pregnant by the time she's 16, so you could probably get some action.
(15:31:32) WTFL0LSTFU: not that i want to think about that ever. ever.
(15:31:43) Rachel Pwnz: AIM Snippets is getting a bump.
(15:31:48) WTFL0LSTFU: ...
(15:31:51) WTFL0LSTFU: h8

[Sean]

Awww how cute.

Also I'll put money on Artha getting off tonight thinkin about Bob porking his sister.

[Artha]

I will seriously track you down and cut you.

[GSLeloo]

Hellcat (2:11:44 PM): SO you want Davey to pop your cherry huh?
Hellcat (2:11:45 PM): *flees*
LadyLeloo (2:11:47 PM): Oh yeah
Hellcat (2:11:50 PM): LOL
LadyLeloo (2:11:52 PM): Him and Tijay at the same time
LadyLeloo (2:11:59 PM): I think i can handle it
Hellcat (2:12:06 PM): OMG
Hellcat (2:12:08 PM): LOL
Hellcat (2:12:12 PM): *high fives you*
Hellcat (2:12:14 PM): I can't blame you
Hellcat(2:12:18 PM): I'd hit em both too
Hellcat (2:12:19 PM): rofl
LadyLeloo (2:12:41 PM): LoL
LadyLeloo (2:12:44 PM): Tijay lives nearby
Hellcat (2:12:50 PM): LOL
Hellcat (2:12:56 PM): 0.0
Hellcat(2:12:59 PM): you been hittin Tijay?!
Hellcat(2:13:08 PM): some of that half jamiacan sexual chocolate eh?!
LadyLeloo (2:13:11 PM): MAYBE
Hellcat (2:13:15 PM): LOL
Hellcat (2:13:20 PM): that explains why he's been gone so much!
Hellcat (2:13:21 PM): lol

[GSLeloo]

And to add...

Hellcat (2:16:06 PM): we can say we'll do Dave, Tijay and Ranger D
Hellcat (2:16:08 PM): why not
Hellcat (2:16:12 PM): we'll tag team em
Hellcat (2:16:15 PM): and Kadumi too omg !!!!
Hellcat (2:16:16 PM): rofl

[LilHellcat]

LELOO OMG Lol

URGE TO JELLO WRESTLE you rising. Hahaha. There goes my whole angellic image :spaz:

[GSLeloo]

You were never angelic! You're the leader of the jello wrestling!

[LilHellcat]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
You were never angelic! You're the leader of the jello wrestling!

Shh thats a secret. :smug:

[Xcalibur]

At least they aren't doing the bi-sexual crap.

And she's so damn cute too:grin:

[Sean]

I feel violated.

[LilHellcat]

Originally posted by Tijay
I feel violated.

You love it.

[NotRangerD]

I feel violated

[Bobmuhthol]

(16:11:10) Rachel Pwnz: Pure honey tastes like pure pp.
(16:11:18) WTFL0LSTFU: rlly?
(16:11:27) Rachel Pwnz: yez
(16:11:39) WTFL0LSTFU: how do you know what pp tastes like?
(16:12:02) Rachel Pwnz: Your sister.
(16:12:09) WTFL0LSTFU: ...she has 0 pp
(16:12:22) Rachel Pwnz: She clearly has 1 pp.
(16:12:27) WTFL0LSTFU: :(
(16:12:41) Rachel Pwnz: That's what I said.
(16:12:56) WTFL0LSTFU: yeah i'd say that too

[Artha]

I really, really hate you and hope you have a horrible accident with your katana that ends in a wounding that is very painful but not fatal.

[LilHellcat]

Originally posted by NotRangerD
I feel violated

You love it also. :lol:

Thecla923 [10:51 PM]: See, you'd have a husband that makes you laugh. Isn't that what every girl really wants?
Thecla923 [10:51 PM]: besides a good package, if you know what I mean.
Thecla923 [10:51 PM]: but thats besides the point
Diana [10:51 PM]: LMAO
Diana [10:51 PM]: you lie!
Thecla923 [10:51 PM]: Please, don't insult yours or my intelligence by suggesting otherwise.
Diana signed off at 10:52 PM

[DianaBanana]

Whatever man, I got booted. So there!

You couldn't handle the truth.

[DianaBanana]

I still say it's a lie.

Thecla923 [11:14 PM]: So much hostility. ain't got none in a while man?
Mooshoo16 [11:15 PM]: heh
Mooshoo16 [11:15 PM]: awhile is relative
Thecla923 [11:15 PM]: so in otherwords, yes its been a while?
Mooshoo16 [11:15 PM]: yes

[Sylphsyte]

here's a long one....

bat man (10:41:37 PM): have you ever played munchkins?
Ssylphsyte (10:41:49 PM): I've eaten them....
bat man (10:42:02 PM): haha
Ssylphsyte (10:42:18 PM): what!
bat man (10:42:27 PM): nothing
Ssylphsyte (10:42:29 PM): yer confusing me
bat man (10:42:32 PM): lay off the crack pipe
Ssylphsyte (10:42:42 PM): why does everyone think I’m on drugs?
bat man (10:42:50 PM): i dont
bat man (10:42:55 PM): im just jokin
Ssylphsyte (10:42:59 PM): me too
Ssylphsyte (10:43:04 PM): lick
bat man (10:43:32 PM): you know what who would be a funny person to meet?
Ssylphsyte (10:43:52 PM): who?
bat man(10:43:58 PM): a man who was accidently injected with this new drug..grow a vagina..and it was growing on his forehead
bat man (10:44:05 PM): or face, for that matter
Ssylphsyte (10:44:16 PM): no sir! lol
bat man (10:44:25 PM): yes ma'am!
bat man (10:44:48 PM): hey..you got some dirt on your fa......holy fuck thats gross!
bat man (10:45:01 PM): what the hell is that?!
bat man (10:45:06 PM): i can see it now
bat man (10:45:08 PM): haahaha
Ssylphsyte (10:45:36 PM): OMG.....lol
Ssylphsyte (10:45:50 PM): I think the sugar and coffee is making everything funny
Ssylphsyte (10:45:51 PM): groans
bat man (10:46:01 PM): haha
bat man (10:46:05 PM): think of this
bat man (10:46:10 PM): bull tits
Ssylphsyte (10:46:19 PM): bull tits?
bat man (10:46:22 PM): yeah
bat man (10:46:27 PM): bulls dont have tits
Ssylphsyte (10:46:41 PM): they must have nipples
Bat man (10:46:55 PM): no, i dont think so
Ssylphsyte (10:47:04 PM): well.. men have nipples
bat man (10:47:26 PM): yeah, i know
Ssylphsyte (10:47:59 PM): so bulls should have nipples at least... but they are teeenie
bat man (10:48:36 PM): maybe
bat man (10:48:42 PM): i hope that dosent keep you up tonight
Ssylphsyte (10:49:01 PM): AHHHHH
Ssylphsyte (10:49:09 PM): yer makin my head hurt
bat man (10:49:15 PM): haha
bat man (10:49:16 PM): how so
Ssylphsyte (10:49:31 PM): cause who thinks about that?
Ssylphsyte (10:49:33 PM): I do!
bat man (10:49:41 PM): hahaha
Ssylphsyte (10:49:43 PM): I think about weird things like that all the time!
bat man (10:49:56 PM): like..
bat man (10:49:59 PM): hmm
bat man (10:50:16 PM): i can lean forward, very far, and still be standing
bat man (10:50:18 PM): how?!
Ssylphsyte (10:50:32 PM): yer flexable?
bat man (10:50:39 PM): no!
bat man (10:50:43 PM): im a tripod!
Ssylphsyte (10:50:47 PM): groans
bat man (10:51:10 PM): i thought it was funny

[Edited on 6-25-2004 by Sylphsyte]

[Artha]

Rachel Pwnz (2:20:32 PM): DUDE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!! I LIKE MEN!

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Artha
Rachel Pwnz (2:20:32 PM): DUDE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!! I LIKE MEN! Most Obvious To Everyone Else Award. :saint:

[Kadumi]

LadyCzeska: Mmm i have ice cream!
LadyCzeska: hagendaaz pistachio
GuitarShep: awesome
LadyCzeska: omg it's like.. change your underwear good


[Edited on 6-26-2004 by Kadumi]

[Sylphsyte]

AtomicOffspring (12:50:56 AM): lo
Ssylphsyte (12:51:00 AM): what
AtomicOffspring (12:51:03 AM): i dunno
AtomicOffspring (12:51:04 AM): ur a butt
Ssylphsyte (12:51:13 AM): you too
AtomicOffspring (12:51:21 AM): your even more of a butt
Ssylphsyte (12:51:31 AM): yer a very supper mondo butt
AtomicOffspring (12:51:34 AM): :-P
Ssylphsyte (12:51:46 AM): no thanks.. I'd rather use toiletpaper

[Kadumi]

LadyCzeska: Dave IMs me with political discussions backed with numbers and sources. Brian IMs me with "I like vaginas"

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Kadumi
LadyCzeska: Dave IMs me with political discussions backed with numbers and sources. Brian IMs me with "I like vaginas"

I almost spit out my pedialyte pop reading that. :lol:

I only have one thing to say to that.

Here is what I got in the mail yesterday.

[Axhinde]

Personal friends of yours? :lol:

[Czeska]

I"m just afraid now of what pic Brian might post.

[Axhinde]

Originally posted by Czeska
I"m just afraid now of what pic Brian might post.

We can only hope it's the hamburger link.

Originally posted by Axhinde
Personal friends of yours? :lol:

Yeah we kick it on the weekends at lesat once a month.

[Chadj]

Ssylphsyte (3:07:08 AM): I should sleep
BardishMaster (3:07:13 AM): yes
BardishMaster (3:07:14 AM): you should
Ssylphsyte (3:07:15 AM): but I want some wine
BardishMaster (3:07:18 AM): hmm
BardishMaster (3:07:20 AM): get some
Ssylphsyte (3:07:25 AM): it's in my cold box thing
BardishMaster (3:07:29 AM): lol
Ssylphsyte (3:07:41 AM): cartoon chicks are so hot
BardishMaster (3:07:49 AM): ...

[Sylphsyte]

But..
they ARE hot...

[Sylphsyte]

bat man (10:38:09 PM): wanna have hot sweaty sex with me?
Ssylphsyte (10:38:53 PM): sure come on over my husband's playing soul caliber
bat man (10:39:06 PM): after sex lets play that
batman (10:39:07 PM): :-)
Ssylphsyte (10:39:16 PM): I get to be Link
bat man (10:39:22 PM): oi
bat man (10:39:29 PM): hate that little bastard
Ssylphsyte (10:39:38 PM): he's a sexy beast of an elf
bat man (10:39:45 PM): heh
Ssylphsyte (10:39:48 PM): I love his little grean giant tights

---Yes, I spelled green wrong... in case someone feels the need to point it out.

[Edited on 7-5-2004 by Sylphsyte]

LadyCzeska (3:27:18 PM): Fine, I'm an old hideous troll.. I'll go find my rock..
Edine (3:29:57 PM): make sure you throw it the other way.

[Edaarin]

lord anticor: Worst case scenario I call you a terrorist and you go to jail
Mooshoo16: bitch
lord anticor: They don't ask questions anymore
lord anticor: I'm white and you're wrong
Mooshoo16: oh man. i'm totally snippetting that later.
lord anticor: JAIL FOREIGNER!!

[SpunGirl]

Betheny Joy [4:05 AM]: Don't do it.
Jojobabee [4:05 AM]: I won't.
Betheny Joy [4:05 AM]: if you're going to cheat on jake, at least do it with me.
Jojobabee [4:05 AM]: That doesn't mean I won't think about it:)
Betheny Joy [4:05 AM]: I mean...
Jojobabee [4:05 AM]: Ooooh.
Betheny Joy [4:05 AM]: hahaha
Jojobabee [4:05 AM]: That's not even real cheating.
Betheny Joy [4:05 AM]: IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY CHEATING
Betheny Joy [4:05 AM]: YEAH
Betheny Joy [4:05 AM]: NO PENIS
Jojobabee [4:05 AM]: No penis!
Jojobabee [4:05 AM]: OMFG
Betheny Joy [4:05 AM]: <3!
Jojobabee [4:05 AM]: Are you in my head or something!?!?!
Betheny Joy [4:06 AM]: yes.
Jojobabee [4:06 AM]: Aiee
Betheny Joy [4:06 AM]: haha

Beth and I think alike. Scary or scarier? Discuss.

-K

[Wezas]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Betheny Joy [4:05 AM]: Don't do it.
Jojobabee [4:05 AM]: I won't.
Betheny Joy [4:05 AM]: if you're going to cheat on jake, at least do it with me.


It's technically not cheating if you two share my penis, is it? It's not like there's one for each of you.

[Czeska]

Edine: guess what I would like to be when I grow up
LadyCzeska: A real boy with no strings?
Edine: yes, that has been my dream since the toymaker made me, the only problem is I wont be able to please the ladies with my nose anymore... >:o
LadyCzeska: SNORTLAUGH

[Souzy]

Makkah R: i'd cut both their guys
Makkah R: GUTS
So So Souzy: rofl
So So Souzy: w/e dude
So So Souzy: snippets


I totally :heart: U Rhett, plz don't hurt me. :(

[Shalla]

I've had so many hilarious snippets with RangerD.. but I didn't want to post anything without his permission :( probably for the best, since I say more blunders and idiotic stuff that it would backfire :smug:

[Souzy]

Ditto Shalla, but this convo with Makkah was too good to pass up. I was at work and we was talking about Nina Sky, I looked away and looked back at my screen and saw that. It caught me off guard, but it was funny as Hell. If D ever posts the crap I say to him, I'd have to stab him.

[Miss X]

GS3Chica: but, i get that with all mentally unstable people
GS Skirmisher: But please please please dont.
GS3Chica: THATS WHY I LIKE YOU DUDE!!
GS3Chica: ;-)
GS Skirmisher: Wait a minute
GS Skirmisher: Did you just call me mentally unstable??
GS Skirmisher: :;twitch::
GS3Chica: O:-)
GS3Chica: No
GS3Chica: it was the voice in your head
GS Skirmisher: I HAVE A GON AND WILL JUIJITSU YOU TO DEATH WITH IT
GS Skirmisher: And then have a manmeat sandwich!!!!
GS3Chica: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A NINJA FROM JAPAN I KNOW IT
GS Skirmisher: I R NINJA
GS3Chica: w00t

[Artha]

Skirmisher must be good friends with Klaive, then.

Heh, I have so much dirt on so many people its not funny.

am.. I am myself.. I am Shalla. says:
toronto IS a multicultured city
thecla923@aol.com says:
So lots of mixed girls?
thecla923@aol.com says:

I am.. I am myself.. I am Shalla. says:
yes
I am.. I am myself.. I am Shalla. says:
we just fuck each other till we're all the same colour
thecla923@aol.com says:
I'd like one please

[SpunGirl]

Fuzzybean69 [3:35 PM]: Samurai viewed flower arangement as martial arts.
Fuzzybean69 [3:35 PM]: ROFL
Jojobabee [3:35 PM]: Hhhiiiii-ya!
Jojobabee [3:35 PM]: Rosebud with leaves!
Jojobabee [3:35 PM]: Wooooaaaaaaeeei!
Fuzzybean69 [3:35 PM]: NO!!! Dasiy! Dasiy goes there you fool!
Jojobabee [3:35 PM]: I will slice you with my Tulip of Power!
Jojobabee [3:35 PM]: Stand back!

[Latrinsorm]

I don't know who fuzzybean is, but with a name like fuzzybean, I would watch what I said about samurai (or any other angry men with sharp things).

[Trinitis]

I'm not scared of no freakin Samurai! :rah:

[Artha]

"You mean I should have switched places of the rose and the orchid!?" *SEPPUKU*

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by RangerD1
Heh, I have so much dirt on so many people its not funny.

I'm dirt free.

:saint:

You've been intoxicated a few times online.

[Weedmage Princess]

: STARE:

Thank you Adredrin!! :heart:

Lesson: Don't mess around with your husband on the Internet when you have multiple IMs going ::stare::

[Edited on 7-18-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

[Scott]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
: STARE:

Thank you Adredrin!! :heart:

Lesson: Don't mess around with your husband on the Internet when you have multiple IMs going ::stare::

[Edited on 7-18-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

I saved the log if anyone wants to read it!

[Weedmage Princess]

:rolleyes:

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 7-18-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

????

[Scott]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
:rolleyes:

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 7-18-2004 by Weedmage Princess]


:sniffle:

[Weedmage Princess]

Fuzzybean69 (7:34:30 PM): Can I just come over to your place and chill?
Fuzzybean69 (7:34:33 PM): I'm good with kids :-X
Bogus Princess (7:38:45 PM): nods
Bogus Princess (7:38:48 PM): Come on over
Bogus Princess (7:38:57 PM): (sorry I was off changing my son..hee)
Bogus Princess (7:39:02 PM): Once he goes to sleep can we...?
Bogus Princess (7:39:03 PM): flirt
Bogus Princess (7:39:04 PM): pull

::grumble:::

I HATE YOU ALL! :cry:

[Weedmage Princess]

Posted it myself cause I don't want SINTIK saying that IM was meant for HIM...like HE should be so lucky!!!

:bleh:

[Edited on 7-18-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

[SpunGirl]

Oooh, Weedmage dirt. Spill.

-K

[Scott]

You're forgetting the last part, that's the best part!

[Weedmage Princess]

Bogus Princess (7:39:12 PM): OH CRAP
Bogus Princess (7:39:14 PM): WRONG IM
Bogus Princess (7:39:18 PM): THAT WAS MEANT FOR (insert hubby's name here)

:rant: HAPPY NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!

Way to have your IMS off so i can't fuck with you

[SpunGirl]

Haha Weedie. I've been guilty of a similar faux pas a time or two myself.

Thanks for sharing:P

-K

[Ravenstorm]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Bogus Princess (7:39:03 PM): flirt
Bogus Princess (7:39:04 PM): pull

...

What's getting pulled?

Raven

[Czeska]

LadyCzeska: Entertain me.
LadyCzeska: ::clicks her stopwatch:: Begin.
xx1: 123
xx1: abc
xx1: =)
xx1: DONE
LadyCzeska: ::clicks it::
LadyCzeska: ::glances at the score::
LadyCzeska: you're fired.
xx1: well shit.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Skirmisher

Originally posted by RangerD1
Heh, I have so much dirt on so many people its not funny.

I'm dirt free.

:saint: You sure about that?

[The Korean]

Originally posted by Czeska
LadyCzeska: Entertain me.
LadyCzeska: ::clicks her stopwatch:: Begin.
xx1: 123
xx1: abc
xx1: =)
xx1: DONE
LadyCzeska: ::clicks it::
LadyCzeska: ::glances at the score::
LadyCzeska: you're fired.
xx1: well shit.

I laughed insanely loud today at work reading this, and received numerous weird glances from my coworkers and patients...yeah, no more reading this thread during work.

[Hips]

sweetlittleagony: So what day do you actually leave?
Tayvin: Sunday
---
sweetlittleagony: and I'll be over saturday night so you can give me the keys so I can house-sit for you
sweetlittleagony: ::whistles innocently::
Tayvin: just stay outta my porn
sweetlittleagony: LOL
sweetlittleagony: deal!

Party at Tayvin's!! :D

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

lol, wench!

[Back]

Rock on. Thanks for the invite! He never said the guests couldn't find the porn!

[Hips]

Originally posted by Backlash
Rock on. Thanks for the invite! He never said the guests couldn't find the porn!

I hear it's mostly hentai. :lol:

[Back]

Ugh. Pool? Pool table? Bar? If not I'm probably busy that weekend. :cough:

[Bobmuhthol]

(20:09:52) Rachel Pwnz: 75% of the trees in Australia are eucalyptus
(20:10:08) WTFL0LSTFU: fucking kangaroos
(20:10:20) Rachel Pwnz: tru
(20:10:36) WTFL0LSTFU: In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers because they were betting on when patients would die.
(20:10:46) Rachel Pwnz: rofl
(20:12:07) Rachel Pwnz: The average koala sleeps 22 hours each day.
(20:12:26) WTFL0LSTFU: Honey is the only food that does not spoil.
(20:12:47) Rachel Pwnz: The first country to use postcards was Austria.
(20:13:04) WTFL0LSTFU: 35% of people who use ads for dating are already married.
(20:13:15) Rachel Pwnz: A one-minute kiss burns 26 caloris.
(20:13:37) WTFL0LSTFU: Babies are born without kneecaps.
(20:13:59) Rachel Pwnz: Blackboard chalk contains no chalk.
(20:14:15) WTFL0LSTFU: Taft had a special re-enforced steel dinning chair.
(20:14:40) Rachel Pwnz: A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber.
(20:15:15) WTFL0LSTFU: Dracula is the most filmed story of all time. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is second. Oliver twist is number 3.
(20:15:43) Rachel Pwnz: A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion mathematical equations.
(20:16:03) WTFL0LSTFU: Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
(20:16:26) Rachel Pwnz: Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
(20:16:53) WTFL0LSTFU: Hawaiian words do not contain consonant clusters. Kahlua, for example, is not a Hawaiian word.
(20:17:25) Rachel Pwnz: The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star" by the Buggles.
(20:17:31) WTFL0LSTFU: I knew that.
(20:17:37) Rachel Pwnz: Fuck you
(20:17:46) WTFL0LSTFU: Only 55% of all Americans know the sun is a star.
(20:17:57) Rachel Pwnz: The tallest man was 8ft 11in.
(20:18:12) WTFL0LSTFU: An enneahedron is a solid figure with 9 sides.
(20:18:24) Rachel Pwnz: A male kangaroo is called a Boomer.
(20:19:01) WTFL0LSTFU: School busses in the United States are Chrome Yellow and used to be Omaha Orange.
(20:19:13) Rachel Pwnz: Buses
(20:19:18) WTFL0LSTFU: Either is acceptable.
(20:19:21) WTFL0LSTFU: Bitch.
(20:19:24) Rachel Pwnz: wateva
(20:19:31) WTFL0LSTFU: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Busses
(20:19:38) Rachel Pwnz: The first penny had the motto "Mind your own business."
(20:19:53) WTFL0LSTFU: The infinity sign is called a lemniscate.
(20:19:59) Rachel Pwnz: A bee has 5 eyes.
(20:20:22) WTFL0LSTFU: The 'rusticles' on the model of the sunken Titanic were Cheetos and bran flakes painted with rust colored primer.
(20:20:37) Rachel Pwnz: The world's largest pyramid is in Mexico.
(20:20:51) WTFL0LSTFU: The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10:1.
(20:21:03) Rachel Pwnz: The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
(20:21:28) WTFL0LSTFU: i l o t u v w and x are the symetric lower case letters in the Roman alphabet.
(20:21:45) Rachel Pwnz: It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down stairs.
(20:22:19) WTFL0LSTFU: When two words combine to form a new word (breakfast + lunch = brunch), the new word is called a portmanteau.
(20:22:33) Rachel Pwnz: No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.
(20:22:49) WTFL0LSTFU: The lion in the MGM logo was named Volney.
(20:23:02) Rachel Pwnz: A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.
(20:23:22) WTFL0LSTFU: All porcupines float in water.
(20:23:25) Rachel Pwnz: Fish cough.
(20:23:37) WTFL0LSTFU: There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
(20:23:45) Rachel Pwnz: A cat's jaw can not move sideways
(20:24:29) WTFL0LSTFU: In pi, the 772-778 digits are 99999998.
(20:24:38) Rachel Pwnz: A camel has 3 eyelids.
(20:24:49) WTFL0LSTFU: Before jets existed, jet lag was called boat lag.
(20:25:07) Rachel Pwnz: Holland is the only country with a national dog.
(20:25:20) WTFL0LSTFU: Jellyfish are 95% water.
(20:25:40) Rachel Pwnz: In 1878, the first telephone book ever contained only 50 names.
(20:26:05) WTFL0LSTFU: Fossilized dinosaur shit is called coprolite.
(20:26:21) Rachel Pwnz: 25% of the bones in a human body are in the feet.
(20:26:36) WTFL0LSTFU: Shirley Temple always had 56 curls in her hair.
(20:26:42) Rachel Pwnz: Beavers were once the size of bears.
(20:26:52) WTFL0LSTFU: Humans have 60,000 miles worth of veins.
(20:27:18) Rachel Pwnz: The Capitol building in Washington, DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year.
(20:27:30) WTFL0LSTFU: Daffy Duck's middle name is Dumas.
(20:27:42) Rachel Pwnz: Elephants are capable of swimming 20 miles a day.
(20:27:53) WTFL0LSTFU: A dog can sniff out potential cancer is a person.
(20:28:02) Rachel Pwnz: The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.
(20:28:22) WTFL0LSTFU: You are gay.
(20:28:27) Rachel Pwnz: wtf
(20:28:34) WTFL0LSTFU: pwnd!!1
(20:28:44) Rachel Pwnz: This calls for AIM snippets.
(20:28:53) WTFL0LSTFU: It does.
(20:29:07) WTFL0LSTFU: It'd be even funnier if a picture was taken.
(20:29:19) WTFL0LSTFU: Because my font is bright pink, and yours is white with a pink background.
(20:29:27) WTFL0LSTFU: So me calling you gay like that is 10000x funnier.
(20:29:31) Rachel Pwnz: :(

[Artha]

Image:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/upload/Artha's%20album/261.jpg

[Hips]

Hahah, that was amazing.

[Scott]

Crystal Tears 24: j00 h8 everything I say on the boards! I h8 u!!! :P


I have a feeling CT has spent too much time as a mod/admin, she's getting Boblike traits.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Gemstone101
I have a feeling CT has spent too much time as a mod/admin, she's getting Boblike traits. If Kranar makes the PC have a pink background, we'll really be in trouble.

[Shalla]

Sanggios: Oh I mentioned going to Vegas to my parents
xxxxshixxxx: :-)
Sanggios: They seem okay with the idea, still gotta get the details worked out
xxxxshixxxx: YAAAAYYYY!
xxxxshixxxx: :-)
Sanggios: What kinda room I'm getting, if I'm going alone, etc
xxxxshixxxx: we can all rent one room
xxxxshixxxx: and sleep on the floor
xxxxshixxxx: to make it cheap
Sanggios: So who will sleep on the beds? hehe
Sanggios: and who is we all?
xxxxshixxxx: like you me.. and some others I'm inviting
xxxxshixxxx: thats what they do
Sanggios: Ahh
xxxxshixxxx: coz we won't be sleeping much anyways
Sanggios: Hehe
Sanggios: You just want a room with me in it
Sanggios: Cause you're gonna sneak up on me and snuggle my hair
xxxxshixxxx: : p
Sanggios: *hugs*
xxxxshixxxx: I'm going to scalp your hair and sew it on my head
Sanggios: Nooooo
Sanggios: Lol
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: it's not fair that you have better hair than I do
xxxxshixxxx: :-(
Sanggios: I'll let you play with my hair whenever you want though
xxxxshixxxx: even down there?
Sanggios: You can be like "he's my bitch" and then scratch my head :D
xxxxshixxxx: bwaahaha
xxxxshixxxx: kidding
Sanggios: Lol
Sanggios: Don't have hair down there
Sanggios: but you can pretend lol
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: you don' thave hair down there?
xxxxshixxxx: like shaved?
xxxxshixxxx: or naturally smooth?
Sanggios: Well, not much
Sanggios: I used veet
xxxxshixxxx: does it get itchy?
Sanggios: It's coming in gradually
Sanggios: Not when I used veet, was really nice
xxxxshixxxx: is it rough and itchy when it grows?
xxxxshixxxx: is it thick?
Sanggios: Hehe are you gonna end up teasing me mercilessly with your sexyness?
Sanggios: Nah, not really
Sanggios: I've always had fine hair
xxxxshixxxx: O
xxxxshixxxx: I'll wrap your hair around your neck and choke you and scalp you and take it as my own
xxxxshixxxx: make a wig or something
Sanggios: One condition
xxxxshixxxx: ;-)
xxxxshixxxx: hmmm
Sanggios: You've gotta do it like Praying Mantis do it
Sanggios: and kill me while you're mating with me =P
xxxxshixxxx: lol
Sanggios: Cause that'll be worth it lol
xxxxshixxxx: kill you while mating
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: mating
Sanggios: *purr*
xxxxshixxxx: yeah I heard thats what they do
xxxxshixxxx: brutal
xxxxshixxxx: don't the guys feel it?
xxxxshixxxx: sheesh
Sanggios: Well, they eat their head
Sanggios: and the body keeps going
xxxxshixxxx: yeah insects can still function without a head
Sanggios: Remember? only enough blood to run one head at a time
xxxxshixxxx: ick
Sanggios: Hehe, seriously though, I'm gonna be nervous around you =)~
xxxxshixxxx: ugh
Sanggios: You're like soooo outta my league :D
xxxxshixxxx: wish you didn't bring up that praying mantis thing
xxxxshixxxx: I cant get it out of my mind now
xxxxshixxxx: so brutal
Sanggios: I'm gonna end up taking pictures of you and be like "I slept in the same room as her"
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: don't say that out of league thing
xxxxshixxxx: thats not true
Sanggios: Hehe, well you don't have to bite my head off
xxxxshixxxx: lol

Forgot to add:

Sanggios: Yeah
Sanggios: Hehe, you always diffuse my flirt attempts so easily lol
Sanggios: *smooch*

[Edited on 7-22-2004 by Lady Shalla]

[Edaarin]

You people are scary sometimes.

[Shalla]

Oh Vihn, I've been friends with Alex for more than 6 years now.. and we joke around about stupid stuff like that, and we never take it seriously.

Come on.. biting his head off? :lol:

Okay anyway, this is my boy from chicago and i got a few g's lying around and plan on ivnesting it while I deploy so we're talking about pooling our money together to have more shit to invest. Anyway this is where it degernated to.


danielr832001: Then we gon have to work out a system of how and where to invest. Like if you wanna invest in FuckmeTech INC the rest of the niggas gotta okay that shit or some shit
ANTHONY: aaaaaaah yeah, we gone all invest in BusDown Enterprise {Editor's note a busdown is a hoe :P}

ANTHONY: a u know BLANK tried to be in a porno...just on some bs that nigga crazy
danielr832001: lol, he ain't make it?
ANTHONY: they was on some "all tha dicks we got is 13'' and up
danielr832001: Damn, i feel inadequate as fuck
ANTHONY: u?....shit i thought i was working it on out , guess not
danielr832001: Shit i ain't never had no problems
danielr832001: You know them girls gotta be somethin serious. 13' is like up in upper intestitines, fa real
ANTHONY: naw i aint had none either, but (13" and up mannn what they poppin'
danielr832001: no shit, {edited}
danielr832001: And they all either fat or ghetto as fuck
ANTHONY: he told me that shit we was both on tha phone like' well thats it wit pornos, whats good wit golf'
danielr832001: hahahahahaha
danielr832001: go enter a chess tournament or some shit
ANTHONY: somethin'
danielr832001: I'm actually glad i ain't got no 13 inch dick. I mean imagine that bitch smackin into shit or having to run with that motherfucker floppin
ANTHONY: haaaaaa...a but that a be some funny shit...PT test doing tha situp motherfucker holdin yo feet like mannnnnn
danielr832001: hahahahahaha, yea you got some mornin wood going on or some shit straight kneecappin motherfuckers

[Sanggios]

I prefer Sasha. Alex is what teachers have to call me.

Yeah, it's all in good fun.

'Cept for the Veet. Makes ya smooth and cuts down on friction :D

[Nieninque]

This is AIMs that I got from Devishal...nice bloke.
Round about the time I was killing him :) Happy days...


> Lord Devishal: trying to prove that you're a cunt?
> Lord Devishal: you don't need to
> Lord Devishal: i already know
> gs3snowyowl: heh
> gs3snowyowl: you are a complete wanker
> gs3snowyowl: pissing you off is fun
> Lord Devishal: oh i know
> Lord Devishal: i'm not pissed
> gs3snowyowl: its also fun to see you hide behind the warn verb
> gs3snowyowl: like a big nancy
> Lord Devishal: yep
> gs3snowyowl: nice skirts you wear
> Lord Devishal: yep
> Lord Devishal: i love'm
> gs3snowyowl: you suit em
> Lord Devishal: doesn't change the fact that you're a cunt
> gs3snowyowl: yeah yeah
> Lord Devishal: should have been a little faster
> Lord Devishal: i might not have seen you rub the crystal
> gs3snowyowl: yeah
> gs3snowyowl: I messed up
> gs3snowyowl: happens
> gs3snowyowl: will be fun hainting you from now on though
> Lord Devishal: you don't haunt me
> gs3snowyowl: I will
> Lord Devishal: no, you won't
> gs3snowyowl: warn warn warn
> Lord Devishal: nah
> gs3snowyowl: I'll still kill you
> Lord Devishal: we got a report now
> gs3snowyowl: thats good
> gs3snowyowl: I told Kyalia earlier I was killing you
> Lord Devishal: thats fine
> Lord Devishal: whats a death?
> Lord Devishal: a deed
> Lord Devishal: replaceable
> gs3snowyowl: heh
> Lord Devishal: you should have gotten me south of VC
> Lord Devishal: when your shitty hiding attempt failed
> Lord Devishal: but i knew what you wanted
> Lord Devishal: so i didn't point you out
> gs3snowyowl: when?
> Lord Devishal: right after i bound Imagestar
> Lord Devishal: me and hev were south of VC
> gs3snowyowl: its sancted there
> Lord Devishal: no, its not really
> gs3snowyowl: and I was invisible
> Lord Devishal: you weren't invisible
> gs3snowyowl: not hiding
> Lord Devishal: you were hiding
> Lord Devishal: i saw you
> Lord Devishal: Snowdrop is hiding
> gs3snowyowl: I was invisible
> Lord Devishal: nope. really you weren't
> gs3snowyowl: well done
> gs3snowyowl: you can type
> Lord Devishal: yep
> Lord Devishal: but don't worry
> Lord Devishal: i'm not pissed
> Lord Devishal: and i'm not haunted
> gs3snowyowl: heh
> gs3snowyowl: youre running scared
> Lord Devishal: nope
> Lord Devishal: just using the Warn verb to my advantage
> gs3snowyowl: badly
> Lord Devishal: nah
> gs3snowyowl: because you broke your last warn
> Lord Devishal: just following the rules
> gs3snowyowl: by pointing me out of hiding north of VC
> Lord Devishal: yep
> gs3snowyowl: and I was so happy
> Lord Devishal: but i rewarned you
> gs3snowyowl: lame
> Lord Devishal: so
> Lord Devishal: its all good
> gs3snowyowl: no GM will uphold that
> Lord Devishal: should have been a little quicker with that crystal
> gs3snowyowl: true
> gs3snowyowl: but there is still time
> Lord Devishal: and what GM will uphold what?
> Lord Devishal: that i pointed at you?
> Lord Devishal: cuz i don't remember that
> gs3snowyowl: thats good
> Lord Devishal:
> gs3snowyowl: my word against yours
> Lord Devishal: yep
> gs3snowyowl: mine is worth something
> Lord Devishal: of course it is
> gs3snowyowl: yours is worth fuck all
> gs3snowyowl: like you
> Lord Devishal: we'll allow you your self importance
> gs3snowyowl: I take it
> gs3snowyowl: I dont get offered it
> gs3snowyowl: heh
> Lord Devishal: lol
> gs3snowyowl: I used to like you
> gs3snowyowl: before you were a twat
> Lord Devishal: hahahaha
> gs3snowyowl: serious
> Lord Devishal: i am what i eat
> gs3snowyowl: well you used to eat differently
> gs3snowyowl: lol
> Lord Devishal: maybe i'll bring in one of my oh so many bought characters and off you a few times
> Lord Devishal: that would be good for a laugh
> gs3snowyowl: bring it on
> Lord Devishal: they're only deeds
> gs3snowyowl: indeed
> gs3snowyowl: and ofr me they are not even that
> gs3snowyowl: havent had deeds since november
> Lord Devishal: of course, because you have your self importance
> gs3snowyowl: it works for me
> gs3snowyowl: wink
> Lord Devishal: lol
> Lord Devishal: do you have a pic?
> gs3snowyowl: of?
> Lord Devishal: you
> gs3snowyowl: of course
> Lord Devishal: let me see
> gs3snowyowl: for?
> Lord Devishal: self-indulgence
> gs3snowyowl: erm...generally I dont indulge people who call me a cunt
> Lord Devishal: well
> Lord Devishal: i call'm as i see'm
> Lord Devishal: and this whole conversation has been indulged far to long
> Lord Devishal: so you've broken your own rule
> gs3snowyowl: lol
> Lord Devishal: so, pic?
> gs3snowyowl: you must think Im as stupid as you look
> Lord Devishal: not at all
> Lord Devishal: i look hella stupid
> Lord Devishal: i wanna see how hella stupid you look
> gs3snowyowl: heh
> Lord Devishal: see if you're the fat worthless cunt i think you are
> gs3snowyowl: yeah
> gs3snowyowl: whatever
> Lord Devishal: let me guess
> Lord Devishal: walmart employee?
> Lord Devishal: or unemployed?
> gs3snowyowl: heh
> gs3snowyowl: if you like
> gs3snowyowl: I can be all of those
> Lord Devishal: i don't like anything about you
> Lord Devishal: so no
> Lord Devishal: don't be anything on my account
> gs3snowyowl: as if
> Lord Devishal: as if what?
> gs3snowyowl: I would
> Lord Devishal: but you do
> gs3snowyowl: in what way?
> Lord Devishal: you respond to everything i say
> Lord Devishal: and its a pleasant little ego-centricity of mine
> gs3snowyowl: thats not being anything on your account
> Lord Devishal: sure it is
> Lord Devishal: its being my converation partner for the moment
> Lord Devishal: its all trivial
> gs3snowyowl: its not a conversation dickhead
> Lord Devishal: but it is
> Lord Devishal: i talk
> Lord Devishal: you respond
> Lord Devishal: thats a conversation
> Lord Devishal: and now you're frustrated cuz i'm right
> gs3snowyowl: lol
> gs3snowyowl: yeah
> Lord Devishal: the outburst
> Lord Devishal: "dickhead"
> Lord Devishal: proved it
> gs3snowyowl: whatever
> Lord Devishal: hehehe
> Lord Devishal: maybe i'll haunt you
> Lord Devishal: you can be my IM friend
> Lord Devishal: and we'll talk
> gs3snowyowl: cool
> gs3snowyowl: I like talking to halfwits
> gs3snowyowl: makes me feel more intelligent
> Lord Devishal: and have unsaid animosities towards each other
> Lord Devishal: halfwit?
> Lord Devishal: i've already outsmarted you once
> Lord Devishal: twice.
> Lord Devishal: three times to many
> Lord Devishal: and you're to dense to even recognize
> gs3snowyowl: lol
> Lord Devishal: do you like chicken sandwhiches?
> gs3snowyowl: I dont eat meat
> Lord Devishal: oh
> Lord Devishal: man hating dyke?
> Lord Devishal: they're always vegetarians
> gs3snowyowl: no...arse hating girl
> gs3snowyowl: but I dont mind dykes
> gs3snowyowl: so thats not an isult
> gs3snowyowl: carry on
> Lord Devishal: it wasn't meant as an insult
> Lord Devishal: and i'm a grown up
> Lord Devishal: you can say ass in front of me
> gs3snowyowl: Im not a yank
> gs3snowyowl: so I say arse
> Lord Devishal: oh
> Lord Devishal: dialect.
> gs3snowyowl: wow
> gs3snowyowl: you learned a new word
> Lord Devishal: no, i knew that one, just hardly ever use it
> gs3snowyowl: same as most really
> gs3snowyowl: lol
> Lord Devishal: i'm not fond of the lol
> gs3snowyowl: lol
> gs3snowyowl: good
> Lord Devishal: can you use another anocronym?
> gs3snowyowl: no
> Lord Devishal: ROFL
> Lord Devishal: thats a good one
> gs3snowyowl: yah
> Lord Devishal: so, about that pic
> Lord Devishal: you should send it
> gs3snowyowl: yeah ok
> Lord Devishal: dont' want to prove me wrong about you being a fat worthless cunt?
> gs3snowyowl: dont care to
> Lord Devishal: oh alright
> Lord Devishal: but you care enough to haunt me
> Lord Devishal: real hypocritical
> Lord Devishal: or in your case all puns intended "hippo-critical"
> gs3snowyowl: I will haunt you
> gs3snowyowl: hunting just now
> Lord Devishal: oh
> gs3snowyowl: awww
> gs3snowyowl: you died
> Lord Devishal: yep
> Lord Devishal: its ok
> Lord Devishal: was it you or lyonis?
> gs3snowyowl: wasnt me
> Lord Devishal: Lyonis then
> Lord Devishal: dip shit used one of his vultite arrows
> gs3snowyowl: heh
> gs3snowyowl: ten a penny
> gs3snowyowl: we have millions between us
> Lord Devishal: it was a dead give away
> gs3snowyowl: im sure he will let you keep it
> gs3snowyowl: I hear you decayed
> Lord Devishal: yep
> Lord Devishal: its only a deed
> gs3snowyowl: heh
> gs3snowyowl: why didnt soffia raise you?
> Lord Devishal: because i prefer to decay
> gs3snowyowl: shame
> Lord Devishal: nah
> Lord Devishal: its only experience
> Lord Devishal: i get more
> gs3snowyowl: actually she is quite nice
> Lord Devishal: very nice.
> gs3snowyowl: fuck knows what she sees in you
> Lord Devishal: something.
> Lord Devishal: i ask her all the time myself
> gs3snowyowl: must see good in even the dregs of the gene pool
> Lord Devishal: perhaps
> Lord Devishal: she's pretty smart
> gs3snowyowl: you arent
> Lord Devishal: Snowdrop suddenly disappears.
> gs3snowyowl: lol
> Lord Devishal: but it was you
> Lord Devishal: why would you lie to me?
> gs3snowyowl: what was/
> Lord Devishal: killing me
> gs3snowyowl: heh
> gs3snowyowl: I dont lie to people I respect
> Lord Devishal: lol
> gs3snowyowl: heh
> Lord Devishal: so now you're a fat lying worhtless cunt
> gs3snowyowl: cool
> gs3snowyowl: thanks
> Lord Devishal: have fun with Kyalia
> gs3snowyowl: she loves me
> Lord Devishal: cool
> Lord Devishal: they snag you again?
> gs3snowyowl: who?
> Lord Devishal: the GM's
> gs3snowyowl: again?
> Lord Devishal: guess you're not gonna haunt me
> Lord Devishal: after all
> Lord Devishal: shame
> gs3snowyowl: oh I will
> Lord Devishal: lol
> Lord Devishal: cat got your tongue?
> gs3snowyowl: no
> gs3snowyowl: not at all
> gs3snowyowl: was chatting with a friend
> gs3snowyowl: cat got your tongue?
> Lord Devishal: nope
> Lord Devishal: not at all
> Lord Devishal: preoccupied
> gs3snowyowl: lol
> gs3snowyowl: wanker
>

[Caiylania]

Originally posted by Artha
Image:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/upload/Artha's%20album/261.jpg

That IM was priceless. Thx for sharing :)

Adriane .... still laughing.

[Weedmage Princess]

Actually, I think they [GMs] might be able to see where he broke the warn Nienique...since he warned you then there was interaction between you two after it, that might have been flagged. (not sure but I heard something to that effect.) If that's the case, then he should know they're not taking his warn seriously...heh.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Nieninque
> Lord Devishal: i talk
> Lord Devishal: you respond
> Lord Devishal: thats a conversation He got you there, though.

[Shalla]

Lord Nevik: so who was using Shalla last night?
xxxxshixxxx: me
xxxxshixxxx: why?
Lord Nevik: did not seem like you
xxxxshixxxx: I think
xxxxshixxxx: what about last night?
Lord Nevik: I tried to interact with her last night with one of my other bodies and she was pretty snerty
xxxxshixxxx: who was your body?
Lord Nevik: XXXXX
xxxxshixxxx: I didn't see a XXXX
xxxxshixxxx: where were you interacting ?
xxxxshixxxx: what did you say?
Lord Nevik: I just said hello and tried to introduce myself.. and well.. she just was not you..
xxxxshixxxx: what did she say?
Lord Nevik: something along the lines of who are you and why are you talking to me?
xxxxshixxxx: blink
xxxxshixxxx: I never said that
Lord Nevik: exactally
xxxxshixxxx: exact word?
xxxxshixxxx: are you sure it's shalla?
Lord Nevik: thats why I say it was not you
xxxxshixxxx: wierd
Lord Nevik: I think it would be hard to miss the name Shalla when I have it high lighted in bright yellow
xxxxshixxxx: oh
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: I never talk to anybody like that
xxxxshixxxx: ::blink::
Lord Nevik: I know you don't
xxxxshixxxx: where was this?
Lord Nevik: I think it was in the landing I logged on and saw her in the room I logged into
Lord Nevik: I do not have room names on my screen I took them off so I don't know what town I am in untill I walk around a bit lol
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: hmm
xxxxshixxxx: I'm sorry hon
xxxxshixxxx: I really don't talk to anybody like that
Lord Nevik: thats why I asked who was shalla last night lol
xxxxshixxxx: well XXXXX had access to my account
xxxxshixxxx: but I changed my password a couple of days ago coz we're having some conflict
xxxxshixxxx: misunderstand really
xxxxshixxxx: so nobody should have access to shalla
xxxxshixxxx: and I swear I never talked to anybody named XXXX
xxxxshixxxx: or anything related to him.. much less talk like that
Lord Nevik: change your password again then lol
xxxxshixxxx: hmm
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: it can't be my ex Daniel
xxxxshixxxx: omg please it cant be my ex
xxxxshixxxx: well he doesnt know I play gs unless he found out.. and he guessed my password whichis somewhat related to him
xxxxshixxxx: and if it was him.. he would certainly ask that
Lord Nevik: <shrug>
xxxxshixxxx: I was mostly in solhaven in bonespear, and when I went to sleep.. I went back to landing just to rest mode and sleep
xxxxshixxxx: are you sure you didn't dream of that?
xxxxshixxxx: coz I sometimes get that
xxxxshixxxx: lol
Lord Nevik: um.. I do not dream of GS luv lol
xxxxshixxxx: and I was talking to you in AIM Remember? you were the last one I was talking to before I went to bed
Lord Nevik: not last night
xxxxshixxxx: funny you mentioned dreaming about gs
xxxxshixxxx: coz I had a dream last night that I was dating a giant giant.. not even gemstone genre.. but real life genre
Lord Nevik: lol
xxxxshixxxx: and for some reason we discovered a giant community.. with height of 13 feet.. and I started dating one
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: it's not even all sexual.. it was a nice dream too
xxxxshixxxx: we did have sex and stuff but it was goofy
xxxxshixxxx: like he had this big schlong..and when we were doing it.. it was all the way inside my stomach or something.. and it was poking through my skin..and I was like.. Look!
xxxxshixxxx: lmao
xxxxshixxxx: it was funny
xxxxshixxxx: but I dreamt he was really really sweet
Lord Nevik: lol
Lord Nevik: what a dream..
xxxxshixxxx: lo
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: don't make fun
xxxxshixxxx: :'(
Lord Nevik: im not making fun.. its just a hell of a dream lol
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: hey alot more other things happened
xxxxshixxxx: like we fell inlove and stuff
xxxxshixxxx: bwahahahha
xxxxshixxxx: oh yeah I know I didn't talk to you last night.. coz I was inviting you to a chatroom with a bunch of us.. and you were away
xxxxshixxxx: :-(
Lord Nevik: I was out with the boyz last night
Lord Nevik: got home at like 12:30 my time?
xxxxshixxxx: bleh I must be sleeping by then
xxxxshixxxx: how was your night ?
Lord Nevik: not too bad just went out with my friends had a drink or two went to the house kicked it watched a movie then came back home
xxxxshixxxx: filipino friends?
Lord Nevik: some
xxxxshixxxx: I have to afk
Lord Nevik: no problem
xxxxshixxxx: my friend is coming over from work
Lord Nevik: ohh.. fun time..
xxxxshixxxx: and he got a taste of my grandma's adobo.. and he loves it soo much
xxxxshixxxx: he kept asking.. when is your grandma going to be home..or cooking?
Lord Nevik: don't say that ill have to go to ong ping to get some lol
xxxxshixxxx: and my grandma couldn't be here.. so I asked how to cook it.
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: you're hilarious
xxxxshixxxx: MWAH!
Lord Nevik: chicken or pork adobo?
xxxxshixxxx: pork
xxxxshixxxx: I dont' think he had a taste of chicken adobo yer
xxxxshixxxx: yet
Lord Nevik: mmmm... yumm..
xxxxshixxxx: am making egg fried rice too
Lord Nevik: need a fried egg and garlic rice..
xxxxshixxxx: that's what I do
Lord Nevik: and some lumpia shanghai...
xxxxshixxxx: oOoo I love lumpia shanghai
xxxxshixxxx: have you had fresh lumpia?
Lord Nevik: then some halo halo for desert lol with some calamansi juice..
Lord Nevik: of course I had fresh lumpia
xxxxshixxxx: hahah
Lord Nevik: I just do not eat balot or dineguan...
xxxxshixxxx: you are sooo filipino
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: BWAHAHAH
xxxxshixxxx: funny you mentioned dinuguan
xxxxshixxxx: when he was eating here the other day
xxxxshixxxx: my grandma made dinuguan.. I know he wouldn'tlike that.. and he would probably throw up.. so I made chinese hargao and dumplings with fried rice
xxxxshixxxx: but I had a little dinuguan for myself right?.. coz I wanted to try it
xxxxshixxxx: and he was asking me what it was.. and I was like you wouldn't like it.. and he kept bugging me and bugging me
xxxxshixxxx: so I waslike.. taste it.. and he wouldn't
Lord Nevik: he tried it didn't her
xxxxshixxxx: and I dont know if I should tell him
xxxxshixxxx: he didn't
xxxxshixxxx: he wouldn't
xxxxshixxxx: he was asking what it was.. thinking it was probably a cat or somehting
xxxxshixxxx: so I said it's pork.. regular pork.. like he eats.. not even ass part.
Lord Nevik: lol I mean I tried it and I will eat it if my friends parents make it but its not my first choice by far
xxxxshixxxx: bwahahha
xxxxshixxxx: soo funny
xxxxshixxxx: I mean he doesn't even like sushi
Lord Nevik: but I will eat hargaw and sho mai all day
xxxxshixxxx: or anything outrageous much less blood
xxxxshixxxx: anyway..
xxxxshixxxx: babbbbbbbeeeeeeeeee
xxxxshixxxx: stop distracting me.. he's going to be here soon and I can't stop talking to you
Lord Nevik: lol go go..
xxxxshixxxx: hehee
xxxxshixxxx: I made an excellent adobo
xxxxshixxxx: O:-)
Lord Nevik: cool he must be lovin it
xxxxshixxxx: he did
xxxxshixxxx: he ate so much rice and adobo
Lord Nevik: he is gonna be sprawled out on the couch now
xxxxshixxxx: he ate it in my room, I put it in a breakfast in bed kinda thing
xxxxshixxxx: he was
xxxxshixxxx: he just left
xxxxshixxxx: sprawled out on my bed anyways
xxxxshixxxx: whatcha doin babe?
Lord Nevik: hunting on 3
Lord Nevik: I love 319
Lord Nevik: You notice a caedera nearby. How marvelous! You command your secret minions to cook it with parsley.
CS: +330 - TD: +311 + CvA: +25 + d100: +45 == +89
Warded off!

You notice a caedera nearby. How marvelous! You command the halflings to offer a prayer for fair weather.
CS: +330 - TD: +314 + CvA: +25 + d100: +40 == +81
Warded off!

You notice a caedera nearby. How marvelous! You command your army of fire ants to cook it with parsley.
CS: +330 - TD: +302 + CvA: +25 + d100: +36 == +89
Warded off!
xxxxshixxxx: secret minions?
xxxxshixxxx: cook it with parsley?
Lord Nevik: lol ya
xxxxshixxxx: minions of halflings or what?
xxxxshixxxx: what god is this?
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: imaera?
Lord Nevik: Zelia
xxxxshixxxx: zelia?
Lord Nevik: yup
Lord Nevik: You notice a caedera nearby. How marvelous! You command the purple wolverine to burp the alphabet.
CS: +330 - TD: +311 + CvA: +25 + d100: +63 == +107
Warding failed!
... and hits for 2 points of damage!

... 1 point of damage!

You notice a caedera nearby. How marvelous! You command your bank account to keep it in the aviary.
CS: +330 - TD: +314 + CvA: +25 + d100: +33 == +74
Warded off!

You notice a caedera nearby. How marvelous! You command your bank account to mop the floor.
CS: +330 - TD: +302 + CvA: +25 + d100: +63 == +116
Warding failed!
... and hits for 5 points of damage!
xxxxshixxxx: bank account?
xxxxshixxxx: whats going on?\\
Lord Nevik: lol Zelia is the goddess of madness and insanity lol
xxxxshixxxx: I know
xxxxshixxxx: but this is insane
xxxxshixxxx: well duh
Lord Nevik: lol
xxxxshixxxx: but still
xxxxshixxxx: are you supposed to be the mad one?
xxxxshixxxx: or the one being attacked?
Lord Nevik: i laugh so hard I can berally hunt
Lord Nevik: well Nevik is of course insane..
xxxxshixxxx: you just got that spell?
xxxxshixxxx: the god of sea has the best one
Lord Nevik: nu uh.. Zelia is the best lol
xxxxshixxxx: no messaging
xxxxshixxxx: lol
xxxxshixxxx: mwah
xxxxshixxxx: ::tickles::
xxxxshixxxx: christina aguilera is so hot
xxxxshixxxx: listening to her cd right now
Lord Nevik: she is not my flavor.
xxxxshixxxx: whaaa?>
xxxxshixxxx: who's your flavour
Lord Nevik: <shrug>
xxxxshixxxx: :-\

I See my previous snippet effected somebodies dreams

[Weedmage Princess]

Holy crap, Shalla...that wasn't a snippet, that was a friggin novel ::stare::

[Shalla]

xxxxshixxxx: what is a snippet really? A small log?
Thecla923: No it wasn't a snippet heh
xxxxshixxxx: it wasn't?
Thecla923: a small log heh
xxxxshixxxx: my snippet is a small log?
Thecla923: It wasn't a snippet
xxxxshixxxx: how am I supposed to know what a snippet is? I've never snippet snippeted anything before.
Thecla923: heh
Thecla923: a snippet is short
xxxxshixxxx: oh poo


Ok.. I get it :bleh:

[Weedmage Princess]

Wasn't a bash Shalla, I was just giving you a hard time ;)

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Actually, I think they [GMs] might be able to see where he broke the warn Nienique...since he warned you then there was interaction between you two after it, that might have been flagged. (not sure but I heard something to that effect.) If that's the case, then he should know they're not taking his warn seriously...heh.

They did know. I had a discussion with Kyalia afterwards when she basically told me (in so many words) that she hated the way Devishal abuses the warn verbs.

[Weedmage Princess]

Haha.

Wonder if he realizes he's made his warns basically...worthless?

[Bobmuhthol]

(02:00:21) Rachel Pwnz: I'm totally going to kill Thysan.
(02:00:26) Rachel Pwnz: His last name is Rillieux.
(02:00:32) Rachel Pwnz: Norbert Rillieux the black man much!?
(02:00:52) Tayre: i don't know who that is
(02:00:54) Tayre: but i'm black
(02:01:32) Rachel Pwnz: He was a sugar chemist who made refining sugar a lot easier.
(02:01:47) Tayre: he's one sweet black man
(02:01:50) Rachel Pwnz: rofl

[Caiylania]

Caiylania (9:57:42 PM): is pc down?
Crystal Tears 24 (9:57:53 PM): Nope
Crystal Tears 24 (9:58:02 PM): I'm looking at it right now
Caiylania (9:58:13 PM): i can't get in all of a sudden. odd. tHx though :-)
Crystal Tears 24 (9:58:26 PM): Ack! You broke it!
Crystal Tears 24 (9:58:28 PM): I'm telling!
Caiylania (9:58:50 PM): Is it not working for you now? I'm telling you, I'm like a bull in a china shop.
Caiylania (9:58:53 PM): Cept I'm not a bull.
Crystal Tears 24 (10:00:55 PM): lol
Crystal Tears 24 (10:01:04 PM): Okay there is goes.
Crystal Tears 24 (10:01:19 PM): It was working, you IM me, stops working. Caiylania is bad joojoo!
Caiylania (10:03:27 PM): ::flails:::
Caiylania (10:03:32 PM): Nooo see....... I let you know!
Caiylania (10:03:35 PM): I was like.... a sentry
Caiylania (10:03:42 PM): forwarned is forearmed!
Crystal Tears 24 (10:06:25 PM): Uh huh
Crystal Tears 24 (10:06:34 PM): I'm so telling Kranar you broke it with your deathly IMs.
Crystal Tears 24 (10:06:48 PM): Oh and you didn't let me have a shot at buying Skirmisher. You lose. :P
Caiylania (10:07:00 PM): WHAT???
Crystal Tears 24 (10:07:19 PM): <snickers>


----------

So that is how I broke PC and got into black market selling.

[Caiylania]

And after auction is over........

LrdKazami (12:52:47 PM): I HATE YOU
LrdKazami (12:53:02 PM): I thought we were friends
LrdKazami (12:53:18 PM): you have a package deal on TWO girl and you didn't lemme get first dips !
LrdKazami (12:53:24 PM): ::mutter::
LrdKazami (12:53:26 PM): ungrateful


I just can't win. :sniffle:

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
(02:00:21) Rachel Pwnz: I'm totally going to kill Thysan.
(02:00:26) Rachel Pwnz: His last name is Rillieux.
(02:00:32) Rachel Pwnz: Norbert Rillieux the black man much!?
(02:00:52) Tayre: i don't know who that is
(02:00:54) Tayre: but i'm black
(02:01:32) Rachel Pwnz: He was a sugar chemist who made refining sugar a lot easier.
(02:01:47) Tayre: he's one sweet black man
(02:01:50) Rachel Pwnz: rofl Thysan is one of the biggest assholes on the official boards. Totally kill his ass, though I could have sworn Thysan was a chick.

[Artha]

Rachel Pwnz (5:26:08 AM): OMG let's see if this works in text form.
Rachel Pwnz (5:26:12 AM): YOU HAVE A DICKFOR ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
WTFL0LSTFU (5:26:39 AM): OMG WHAT B DIKFOR?
WTFL0LSTFU (5:26:43 AM): FOR FUCKING
WTFL0LSTFU (5:26:45 AM): ROFL I WIN
Rachel Pwnz (5:26:46 AM): FUCKING CHICKS, SILLY!
Rachel Pwnz (5:26:48 AM): OMG WTF
WTFL0LSTFU (5:26:59 AM): I KICK J00R ASS
Rachel Pwnz (5:27:04 AM): YOU CHEATED BY USING AIM MINDREAD.
Rachel Pwnz (5:27:08 AM): FUCKING FAGET HACKER
WTFL0LSTFU (5:27:09 AM): ROFLZ
Rachel Pwnz (5:27:21 AM): I KNOW YOU'RE HACKING AND I AM GOING TO GET HACKS FROM MYG0T
Rachel Pwnz (5:27:28 AM): AND GET THE SERVER ADMIN TO BAN YOU
Rachel Pwnz (5:27:29 AM): FAGET
WTFL0LSTFU (5:27:32 AM): OH NO
WTFL0LSTFU (5:27:40 AM): HERE'S ONE CALLED SPOARK3H
Rachel Pwnz (5:27:48 AM): THX
WTFL0LSTFU (5:27:52 AM): NP DOOD
Rachel Pwnz (5:27:52 AM): WTF IS HAPPENING TO MY COMPUTER?!
Rachel Pwnz (5:27:57 AM): YO TRIGKCED M@WN!~@KOP!H
WTFL0LSTFU (5:27:59 AM): LOLOLOLZ
Rachel Pwnz (5:28:07 AM): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


edit: Inspired by this movie. (http://members.home.nl/r.geraads/lolol.swf)

[Edited on 7-25-2004 by Artha]

[DeV]

Capt Regale: hey babe
Undacova781: hey there
Capt Regale: guess what stupid me just did?
Undacova781: whats that
Capt Regale: I IMed ariond and said "Hey babe" instead of you.
Undacova781: ROFL
Undacova781: im laughing so hard
Capt Regale: And now he won't stop talking to me!
Undacova781: im posting that in AIM snippets
Undacova781: HA!!!!! that is soooo funny.
Undacova781: poor thing.

[Nieninque]

the fuckwit strikes again

Lord Devishal: hey its been a while, can i have your picture now.
gs3snowyowl: can you fuck off and die now?
Lord Devishal: oh you haven't lost any weight then
Lord Devishal: alright
Lord Devishal: i'll try back in a couple months
gs3snowyowl: what are you?
gs3snowyowl: some kind of retard?
gs3snowyowl: dont answer that
gs3snowyowl: I know already
gs3snowyowl: how was youre wanky wedding to the fuckwit soffia
Lord Devishal: good
gs3snowyowl: yeah
Lord Devishal: you're still a fat gaping cunt
Lord Devishal: i see.
gs3snowyowl: you managed to share the three braincells amongst the guests
gs3snowyowl: good stuff
Lord Devishal signed off at 23:12:36.

[Caiylania]

GS Skirmisher (10:15:33 AM): Who wants to know?
Caiylania (10:20:37 AM): the cursed bringer of death that is caiy
GS Skirmisher (10:21:05 AM): Well thats one way to put it, sure.
Caiylania (10:25:43 AM): I went afk and cmae back to me and my partner dead
GS Skirmisher (10:25:59 AM): niceness.
GS Skirmisher (10:26:40 AM): You need to learn to set some guidlines about safe cybering.
Caiylania (10:26:42 AM): afk dirty diaper
Caiylania (10:26:44 AM): HEY
Caiylania (10:26:49 AM): HUNTING partner
GS Skirmisher (10:26:55 AM): oh..not that kind of partner?
GS Skirmisher (10:27:00 AM): my bad
Caiylania (10:27:02 AM): oooh your gonna get it
GS Skirmisher (10:27:11 AM): :-D

[SpunGirl]

Naessi and Chica do alterations!

GS3Chica [2:43 PM]: I might get hypnotically penetrating pink hair that is oddly comforting and falls in a cascade of wild curls to her slender but wide hips
GS3Chica [2:43 PM]: LE HOT
Jojobabee [2:43 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHA
GS3Chica [2:43 PM]: AND TOTALLY MAKES SENSE
GS3Chica [2:43 PM]: hmm I like the wild curls bit!
Jojobabee [2:44 PM]: nods
Jojobabee [2:44 PM]: how about... peep-pink hair that penetrates the deepest gloom with a wild glow that shocks your senses.
GS3Chica [2:44 PM]: omfg
GS3Chica [2:44 PM]: love it darling
Jojobabee [2:45 PM]: grin
Jojobabee [2:45 PM]: Anytime I can help
GS3Chica [2:46 PM]: it goes with my glowing cloak of doom edged with runes of death and destruction
Jojobabee [2:47 PM]: Oooh
Jojobabee [2:47 PM]: you should get "a doom-dark empath's cloak covered in crusted blood and the gore of the years that makes you want to vomit."
GS3Chica [2:47 PM]: ROFL

-K

[Artha]

I see someone's getting ready to start following my guide.

[DeV]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
Jojobabee [2:47 PM]: you should get "a doom-dark empath's cloak covered in crusted blood and the gore of the years that makes you want to vomit."
-K :rofl:

[Bobmuhthol]

When drinking, do not listen to Artha:

(05:10:12) Rachel Pwnz: Here comes Vodka #2.
(05:10:18) WTFL0LSTFU: heh
(05:10:21) WTFL0LSTFU: GOOD LUCK
(05:10:29) Rachel Pwnz: GIMME A COUNTDOWN BOY
(05:10:32) WTFL0LSTFU: 10
(05:10:35) WTFL0LSTFU: 9
(05:10:37) WTFL0LSTFU: 8
(05:10:40) WTFL0LSTFU: 7
(05:10:42) WTFL0LSTFU: 6
(05:10:47) WTFL0LSTFU: 5432
(05:10:53) WTFL0LSTFU: I'm about to get pwned by aim, so 1
(05:10:57) WTFL0LSTFU: GO GO GO GO
(05:11:03) Rachel Pwnz: GOD DAMN
(05:12:07) Rachel Pwnz: I drank water again just because I don't want to hurt my throat.
(05:12:11) Rachel Pwnz: This time it didn't burn as much
(05:12:22) WTFL0LSTFU: heh
(05:12:37) WTFL0LSTFU: You should use OJ next time.
(05:12:47) WTFL0LSTFU: Because saying 'I drank watered down vodka' makes you sound like a pussy drinker.
(05:15:16) Rachel Pwnz: I didn't really drink watered down vodka.
(05:15:31) Rachel Pwnz: I downed the shot, waited like 15 seconds and drank a sip of water.
(05:16:04) WTFL0LSTFU: Yeah, but you let ice melt in the shotglass first = watered down vodka
(05:16:09) Rachel Pwnz: ...
(05:16:11) Rachel Pwnz: TO COOL IT.
(05:16:21) WTFL0LSTFU: WATER'S WATER.
(05:16:26) Rachel Pwnz: AND ICE IS COLD
(05:16:35) WTFL0LSTFU: AND WATER IN VODKA = WATERED DOWN VODKA
(05:16:43) Rachel Pwnz: WATER IS VODKA
(05:16:53) WTFL0LSTFU: POTATOE ALCOHOL IS VODKA
(05:17:04) Rachel Pwnz: NO, POTATO ALCOHOL IS PURE ALCOHOL.
(05:17:10) WTFL0LSTFU: ...
(05:17:19) Rachel Pwnz: 40% POTATO ALCOHOL + 60% WATER = VODKA
(05:17:20) WTFL0LSTFU: POTATOE ALCOHOL WITH SOME EXTRA CRAZY RUSSIAN SHIT IS VODKA
(05:17:32) Rachel Pwnz: SINCE WHEN?
(05:17:39) WTFL0LSTFU: SINCE THE RUSSIANS INVENTED IT
(05:17:48) Rachel Pwnz: OH THAT CRAZY RUSSIAN SHIT IS WATER BTW.
(05:17:55) Rachel Pwnz: I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF RUSSIAN VODKA.
(05:17:56) WTFL0LSTFU: CRAZY RUSSIAN MAGIC WATER

You guys are pussy drinkers

[Jenisi]

He's too young to drink!!! Oy vey. I didn't drink till I was 19. Jeeze.

[AnticorRifling]

(05:16:04) WTFL0LSTFU: Yeah, but you let ice melt in the shotglass first = watered down vodka

Who the fuck puts ice in a shot glass? Gets in the way of the booze. Put the vodka in the freezer wait 2 hours and then slug it from the bottle. Quit being bitches.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Who the fuck puts ice in a shot glass?>>

I didn't have any in a freezer, so I held some ice in the glass for a little while and removed it.

[Edited on 8-6-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

You guys are sad. I did my best drinking at 14

[Bobmuhthol]

Hi, I'm not going to down a bunch of warm vodka and kill my throat thx.

bitch DRINK THAT SHIT

[GSLeloo]

Bob you should come meet my brother, he could teach you how to really drink vodka. He freezes the bottle in our freezer and then drinks the entire thing by himself every night. (this would be how he makes about $400 a week and is broke)

[CrystalTears]

We always keep a bottle of vodka in the freezer. You just never know when you need a shot. :D

[Overlord]

Bah only time I'll take part in the consumption of vodka, is when its in Jello shooters....I ate four ice cube trays of that shit the other night and damn was my tongue red and green lol

[Sylphsyte]

AtomicOffspring (12:20:20 AM): stop downloading porn brat
Ssylphsyte (12:20:27 AM): I love porn
Ssylphsyte (12:20:30 AM): it's so funny
Ssylphsyte (12:20:40 AM): the music rocks
Ssylphsyte (12:20:53 AM): and you can really get into the story if yer drunk
AtomicOffspring (12:21:51 AM): lol
AtomicOffspring (12:21:53 AM): brat
Ssylphsyte (12:22:11 AM): O:-)

[GSLeloo]

Chadj (9:19:03 PM): where the hell did you get those..
Chadj returned at 9:19:03 PM.
LadyLeloo (9:19:06 PM): What
LadyLeloo (9:19:25 PM): the state things
Chadj (9:19:30 PM): and I want one for canada >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
LadyLeloo (9:19:35 PM): LOL
LadyLeloo (9:19:38 PM): Sorry Canada sucks
Chadj (9:20:08 PM): ..
Chadj (9:20:10 PM): F U
Chadj (9:20:26 PM): :'(
LadyLeloo (9:20:27 PM): Everyone is like "What's Canada? Oh that strip of land north of america?"
Chadj (9:20:28 PM): h8 u
Chadj (9:20:32 PM): H8 U!!!
Chadj is away at 9:20:33 PM.
LadyLeloo (9:20:39 PM): What do they do there? Uh.. I think Maple syrup comes from there

Auto response from Chadj (9:20:39 PM): Crying because...
Leloo (9:19:46 PM): Sorry Canada sucks

[Chadj]

OMFG:compcrash:

[Artha]

BardishMaster (4:05:41 PM): hahz
WTFL0LSTFU (4:05:49 PM): ?
BardishMaster (4:05:52 PM): ...?
WTFL0LSTFU (4:05:56 PM): ...
BardishMaster (4:06:03 PM): ...?
WTFL0LSTFU (4:06:09 PM): ???.
BardishMaster (4:06:20 PM): ,!!!
WTFL0LSTFU (4:06:29 PM): ,,,!
BardishMaster (4:06:43 PM): ...
WTFL0LSTFU (4:06:47 PM): !!!
BardishMaster (4:06:54 PM): !
WTFL0LSTFU (4:07:01 PM): ?
BardishMaster (4:07:04 PM): .
WTFL0LSTFU (4:07:13 PM): ,
BardishMaster (4:07:19 PM): '
WTFL0LSTFU (4:07:28 PM): `
BardishMaster (4:07:40 PM): '#
WTFL0LSTFU (4:07:46 PM): u = teh ghey
WTFL0LSTFU (4:07:48 PM): hahahahahaha
BardishMaster (4:07:52 PM): WTF
BardishMaster (4:08:19 PM): Asshole

Chadj and I have such intelligent conversations.

[Chadj]

I hear you fuck a lot of girls, Artha.

[Edited on 8-12-2004 by Chadj]

[Artha]

A ton.

[Edited on 8-15-2004 by Artha]

[Trinitis]

Chica: whats up?
Me: I just got called a "reduced empathy teenage geek"... ::wails and blubbers::
Chica: hahaha
Chica: I mean
Chica: awww
Me: :P
Chica: you're like.. old though
Chica: so not a teenager
Chica: :saint:
Me: Hey now!
Me: ::CRIE 4 REL!::
Chica: HAHAHAHA

[Edited on 8-14-2004 by LordAdredrin]

[Edaarin]

Thecla923: Heh, this girl is picking me up
Thecla923: I was debating whether or not to blow her off and try and get to lvl 30 today but that settled that

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Thecla923: Heh, this girl is picking me up
Thecla923: I was debating whether or not to blow her off and try and get to lvl 30 today but that settled that

:rofl: D man...I told you about doing that didn't I? For real, your hotness points just went down a couple notches. Stop dissing girls for GS.

[Artha]

BardishMaster (10:48:05 PM): IM HAVING HOT SWEATY GEMSTONE SEX IN THE POTTERS FIELD

[Chadj]

... asshole.

Heh, i haven't even been playing GS really. But as an update I went out, she wanted to go laser tag (wtf) we did that then we went to her house where I preceeded to fall asleep on her couch

[Caiylania]

GS Skirmisher (12:06:31 PM): my nephew was over and i had not locked my bedroom door, so he came in and was like "Titi.....I know you are awake, your computer is on" and poked me...
GS Skirmisher (12:06:51 PM): so i woke up..
GS Skirmisher (12:07:03 PM): and he said "I knew it"
Caiylania (12:07:27 PM): Titi?
Caiylania (12:07:31 PM): Your name is TITI?
Caiylania (12:07:36 PM): like. BOOBIE?
Caiylania (12:07:46 PM): =O

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Caiylania
GS Skirmisher (12:06:31 PM): my nephew was over and i had not locked my bedroom door, so he came in and was like "Titi.....I know you are awake, your computer is on" and poked me...
GS Skirmisher (12:06:51 PM): so i woke up..
GS Skirmisher (12:07:03 PM): and he said "I knew it"
Caiylania (12:07:27 PM): Titi?
Caiylania (12:07:31 PM): Your name is TITI?
Caiylania (12:07:36 PM): like. BOOBIE?
Caiylania (12:07:46 PM): =O

Pwned!
http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/nissan.gif

[Artha]

WTFL0LSTFU (7:16:32 PM): BardishMaster (7:16:11 PM): ...GOD DAMMIT IM HORNY FROM WATCHING A KIDS SHOW
WTFL0LSTFU (7:16:37 PM): PREVERT
BardishMaster (7:16:55 PM): ASSHOLE THATS OUT OF CONTEXT
WTFL0LSTFU (7:17:01 PM): NO IT ISN'T

[Chadj]

WTFL0LSTFU: ... Hi... I want your cock

[Chadj]

BardishMaster: The Amanda Show..
BardishMaster: WORST SHOW EVER
WTFL0LSTFU: I haven't watched Nickelodeodeodeodeodeoedeon in years
WTFL0LSTFU: like...many, many yeras
WTFL0LSTFU: years
BardishMaster: lol
BardishMaster: I had heard about it
BardishMaster: but had no idea
BardishMaster: so I turned it to the channel,
BardishMaster: and it was all
BardishMaster: OMFG THATS AMANDA BYNES GOD DAMMIT IM HORNY FROM WATCHING A KIDS SHOW
WTFL0LSTFU: haha
WTFL0LSTFU: BardishMaster (7:16:11 PM): ...GOD DAMMIT IM HORNY FROM WATCHING A KIDS SHOW
WTFL0LSTFU: PREVERT
BardishMaster: ASSHOLE THATS OUT OF CONTEXT
WTFL0LSTFU: NO IT ISN'T

[Artha]

WTFL0LSTFU (6:55:51 PM): you're so good at decoding teh w0m3nz
BardishMaster (6:56:04 PM): I kno!
WTFL0LSTFU (6:56:14 PM): woman says: Hi
Woman means: I want your cock
BardishMaster (6:56:20 PM): Clearly

[Chadj]

Lies. I did not take it out of context.

WTFL0LSTFU (6:55:51 PM): you're so good at decoding teh w0m3nz
BardishMaster (6:56:04 PM): I kno!
WTFL0LSTFU (6:56:14 PM): ... Hi... I want your cock
BardishMaster (6:56:20 PM): Clearly

[Artha]

BardishMaster (7:24:44 PM): I still love...dood[z]

[Caiylania]

GS Skirmisher (8:45:24 AM): She is actually my alter ego
Caiylania (8:47:28 AM): Wow, your skin looses its tan quickly
Caiylania (8:47:34 AM): hehehehe
Caiylania (8:47:37 AM): and you moved
Caiylania (8:47:42 AM): and bought a horse!
GS Skirmisher (8:47:49 AM): Hrmpf
GS Skirmisher (8:47:56 AM): i didnt tell you i can ride?
GS Skirmisher (8:48:00 AM): yeah...
GS Skirmisher (8:48:04 AM): all over the plce.
Caiylania (8:48:28 AM): The......... things........ I.... could............. say.................
GS Skirmisher (8:48:41 AM): But you wouldn't..
GS Skirmisher (8:48:46 AM): And dont you post that!

[Caiylania]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Caiylania
GS Skirmisher (12:06:31 PM): my nephew was over and i had not locked my bedroom door, so he came in and was like "Titi.....I know you are awake, your computer is on" and poked me...
GS Skirmisher (12:06:51 PM): so i woke up..
GS Skirmisher (12:07:03 PM): and he said "I knew it"
Caiylania (12:07:27 PM): Titi?
Caiylania (12:07:31 PM): Your name is TITI?
Caiylania (12:07:36 PM): like. BOOBIE?
Caiylania (12:07:46 PM): =O

Pwned!
http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/nissan.gif

GS Skirmisher (8:36:11 AM): I have avatar envy
Caiylania (8:37:27 AM): dare you to make it your new avatar
Caiylania (8:37:31 AM): I DOUBLE Dare you
GS Skirmisher (8:37:37 AM): Nevah!
Caiylania (8:39:50 AM): TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU
GS Skirmisher (8:40:05 AM): IM busy taking a test to get me arrested
Caiylania (8:40:36 AM): CACKLE
GS Skirmisher (8:42:06 AM): Oy....

[Caiylania]

Not quite a snippet...... but I had to post it. Cause she told me not to. Doesn't that make sense?

Caiylania (2:31:26 PM): Want to do something?
TClody (2:31:59 PM): hey hey now, I told you before I WON"T CYBER with you, so what else do you want to do
TClody (2:32:41 PM): I crack myself up
Caiylania (2:32:42 PM): Yer not my type. Unless your really a man. Oh, and my husband. That would be twisted.
TClody (2:32:52 PM): lol
Caiylania (2:33:01 PM): ARE YOU RICK TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO CHEATING ON HIM WITH A WOMAN ONLINE??????!!!1111!!!111!!!!!!
TClody (2:33:03 PM): your just in denial, its OK
TClody (2:33:16 PM): lol lol
TClody (2:33:36 PM): No but if you want to call me RICK, fine by me.......lol
Caiylania (2:33:43 PM): You need HELP
TClody (2:33:49 PM): nah
Caiylania (2:33:53 PM): *hehehehe*
TClody (2:34:10 PM): oh wait, I should have said....Can you help me?
TClody (2:34:23 PM): anyway, I gotta head out the door to school in a few minutes
Caiylania (2:34:40 PM): :-(
Caiylania (2:34:44 PM): tease
TClody (2:35:14 PM): well I am just building you up for the.......big......curl your toes......CYBER SEX
TClody (2:35:28 PM): you know what, YOUR a bad influence on me
Caiylania (2:37:48 PM): ME??? You are the one trying to ... to.......
Caiylania (2:37:56 PM): warp my young mind!
TClody (2:38:45 PM): you are already warped, beyond warped, like mega out there warped
Caiylania (2:39:09 PM): I'm......... crushed. That hurts
TClody (2:39:14 PM): but I think your hystrical, I will deny saying that tho to keep up my angelic cover
Caiylania (2:39:14 PM): Well, not really but eh.
Caiylania (2:39:34 PM): I could post it, in snippets. I'm like on a roll there with Denise.
TClody (2:39:58 PM): no, you wouldn't post snippets from me.....cause we are sisters in the ummm horse owning sphere
TClody (2:40:03 PM): so.....there
TClody (2:40:26 PM): WE HAVE LOYALTY TO EACH OTHER
Caiylania (2:40:33 PM): Your talking me into it, not out of it.
TClody (2:41:08 PM): oh, then I am ummm out ther door....I need to go run my fingers thru some hair
TClody (2:41:23 PM): CLIENTS hair,,...my JOB
Caiylania (2:41:54 PM): The kind where you get to lay down on the job?
Caiylania (2:42:02 PM): :-X
TClody (2:42:04 PM): have a great day, if your around when I get home,,,,wanna hunt?
TClody (2:42:37 PM): no, well there is that faical room....and there is that bed in there........and WAX, hot wax....stop your exciting me!
Caiylania (2:42:51 PM): Doesn't seem to take much for that.
TClody (2:43:06 PM): ok, must go NOW. I am leaving school early so be here and ready to cause CHAOS
TClody (2:43:31 PM): I am ignoring that last remark, but I am leaving here ....weeping in obvious pain
Caiylania (2:43:32 PM): Be sure to read snippets when you get back. 8-)
TClody (2:43:39 PM): BULLY
TClody (2:43:47 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I will step on your toe
TClody (2:43:54 PM): byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Caiylania (2:43:57 PM): You know, Denise calls me that, too :-(
TClody (2:44:08 PM): knew I liked her for some reason

[Brattt8525]

Awww Caiy, you editted out the begging me to talk dirty to you.....now that is just sooooooooooo wrong.



:whistle:

I'm trying to remember why I have Tclody in my buddy list

[Chadj]

Who teh fuck is tclody..

[Artha]

Awww Caiy, you editted out the begging me to talk dirty to you.....now that is just sooooooooooo wrong.


Who teh fuck is tclody..

I wonder...

[DeV]

Exactly.

[Skirmisher]

Hercule Poirot strikes again! ;)

Mooshoo16 [6:40 PM]: please a 10 year old could school me in basketball I'm asian
Thecla923 [6:41 PM]: Lol
Thecla923 [6:41 PM]: than + points for being taller than you
Mooshoo16 [6:41 PM]: anything outside 15 feet for me = brick
Mooshoo16 [6:41 PM]: how tall is she
Thecla923 [6:41 PM]: 6'3
Mooshoo16 [6:41 PM]: I'm either 6'2 or a little over 6'1
Mooshoo16 [6:41 PM]: oh heh
Thecla923 [6:42 PM]: :P loser
Mooshoo16 [6:42 PM]: this ll cool j remix blows
Mooshoo16 [6:42 PM]: no letting go
Thecla923 [6:42 PM]: So i would assume by the fact that LL cool J is in it
Mooshoo16 [6:43 PM]: I'm white I don't know these things till I listen to it
Mooshoo16 [6:43 PM]: I don't get the Source or XXL or anything
Thecla923 [6:43 PM]: You're white now?
Mooshoo16 [6:43 PM]: shit, brain fart
Mooshoo16 [6:43 PM]: heh I seriously don't know why I said that
Thecla923 [6:43 PM]: THE TRUTH IS OUT
Mooshoo16 [6:43 PM]: DAMN IT
Mooshoo16 [6:43 PM]: I'M EXPOSED
Thecla923 [6:43 PM]: I have to snippet that
Mooshoo16 [6:43 PM]: haha fuck


PWNED

[Edaarin]

At least I don't come on to you.

Thecla923: Thx man, you so know how to get me up again

THAT WAS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

[Caiylania]

Sure it was :D

[Scott]

Mooshoo16: xuc
Mooshoo16: I'm fuckin wasted
Mooshoo16: i mean duede
Mooshoo16: my residents are fags
Mooshoo16: HOLIDEAE INN
Stargate84: Hah, what?
Mooshoo16: I odnt nkow how I made it home
Mooshoo16: bu I have to walk up at 8 am
Stargate84: Maybe you stayed at the holideaa inn?
Mooshoo16: chiny biatch
Mooshoo16: actually shut the fuck up I( dont' play gemtone anymore
Stargate84: What the hell are you talking haha....
Mooshoo16: u can buy my chili dawg for $300
Stargate84: This is definately going on AIM snippets

[Chadj]

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Someone had a little too much to drink.

[Chadj]

BardishMaster: www.bakla.net
Seany Digital: wtf?
Seany Digital: Don't IM me again you fucking queen.
BardishMaster: You didn't like my pics?
Seany Digital: what pics
BardishMaster: www.bakla.net
BardishMaster: I took those. She's hot, eh?
Seany Digital: www.suckmyfuckingcockchadj.net
BardishMaster: hahahahhahahah
BardishMaster: Ok, that one is goin in AIM snippets <3
Seany Digital: lol

[Chadj]

BardishMaster: www.goat.cx
BardishMaster: HOT
PetiteDollie: OH MY GOD
PetiteDollie: AND HE'S MARRIED
PetiteDollie: IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO MAKE SOMEONE'S ASSHOLE THAT BIG
PetiteDollie:

[Caiylania]

I'm suddenly glad Chadj doesn't IM me :D

[Chadj]

As soon as I add you to my AIM list.. fear me.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<PetiteDollie: OH MY GOD
PetiteDollie: AND HE'S MARRIED>>

That's funny, he's been dead for years.

[Meos]

LordMeos (8:10:18 PM): what does players club mean>!
bb4sho (8:10:38 PM): it means u get insider deals like martha stewart
bb4sho (8:10:52 PM): but u wont lose ur t v show
LordMeos (8:11:12 PM): lol
bb4sho (8:11:21 PM): lemme finish my shizzel
bb4sho (8:11:30 PM): and ill call u if u wanna take a drive of sorts
LordMeos (8:12:32 PM): well hurrry up man I ain't got all day
bb4sho (8:12:38 PM): fuck u
bb4sho (8:12:44 PM): i gotta wait for my laundry nigga

[Stunseed]

D0gb0y: stealing XXXXX for a bit
drew cantu: You're not stealing if I'm not on
drew cantu: OH BURN
D0gb0y: you were on.....DEES NUTS, biyotch!
drew cantu: I wish
drew cantu: i mean
drew cantu: WHAT?
D0gb0y: you know it
drew cantu: lol
D0gb0y: HAHA
D0gb0y: i've already hit 2 JD & Cokes < long day >
drew cantu: hahaha
drew cantu: So you're just drunk enough to fool around with me
drew cantu: AWESOME
drew cantu: let's go

Then he signed off. :sniffle:

[Jolena]

.........



I'm... nevermind.

[Drew2]

Jojobabee: that c60-3ete3y s4c2s
Jojobabee: what the f4c2
Jojobabee: why are a33 0y 3etters t4rn5ng 5nt6 n40bers/
drew cantu: hahahah what the fuck
Jojobabee: the 1etters are n40bers
Jojobabee: and 0y 2eyb6ard 5s a33 f4c2ed 4-
drew cantu: hahaha what the fuck
Jojobabee: WHAT THE F4c2!!!!
drew cantu: i can't read that
drew cantu: HAHAHAHA

[Snapp]

My friend sent me a little convo with her mom, and I about died on the floor laughing. FYI, her grandmom is like 75, and not frail by any means (large woman).


ZoE1 2 1 4 1 (8:24:56 PM): look at what my mom said
ZoE1 2 1 4 1 (8:25:14 PM): DXXER (8:21:06 PM): I just hope the dog doesn't attack grandmom! By the way, on Thursday nite she got her finger stuck in her car door and was stuck that way in the garage for over an hour...she really needs to live with someone!
ZoE1 2 1 4 1 (8:25:22 PM): ZoE1 2 1 4 1 (8:22:01 PM): whaattt
ZoE1 2 1 4 1 (8:22:06 PM): she got her finger stuck in it??
ZoE1 2 1 4 1 (8:22:11 PM): like, she shut her finger in the door?
ZoE1 2 1 4 1 (8:25:31 PM): ZoE1 2 1 4 1 (8:22:13 PM): for an HOUR
DXXER (8:22:21 PM): yup...
ZoE1 2 1 4 1 (8:22:41 PM): why didnt she open the door?!
ZoE1 2 1 4 1 (8:25:38 PM): DXXER (8:23:24 PM): then she said that she started to get sleepy (it was 5:30 or so) and she thinks she fell asleep against the car (was this the result of her diabetes!!??) - and when she woke up her finger was out...
snappleboy y (8:25:56 PM): LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!! LMAO!!

That's sad

[Bobmuhthol]

Between a mother and daughter, it truly is.

Then again, I IM my mom across the hall to ask her something.

I talk to my mom and grandma perdominately through yahoo and aol respectively.

[Snapp]

She lives in SC right now and her mom is still in Delaware.. they aren't in the same house. ;)

[Jolena]

BreeLv2 (9:25:29 PM): do you knwo who Emelith is?
BreeLv2 (9:25:33 PM): Emilith rather
D0gb0y (9:25:46 PM): not a clue
BreeLv2 (9:26:12 PM): >
Emilith just arrived.
>
Emilith gives you a lick!
>
Emilith gives you a lick!
>
Emilith just went through the town gates.
D0gb0y (9:26:22 PM): ??
BreeLv2 (9:26:31 PM): exactly lol
BreeLv2 (9:26:34 PM): I got run by licked
BreeLv2 (9:26:35 PM): rofl
D0gb0y (9:26:40 PM): ....
BreeLv2 (9:26:50 PM): a lick and run accident
BreeLv2 (9:26:51 PM): dofl
D0gb0y (9:27:30 PM): heh

[Axhinde]

Originally posted by Jolena
BreeLv2 (9:25:29 PM): do you knwo who Emelith is?
BreeLv2 (9:25:33 PM): Emilith rather
D0gb0y (9:25:46 PM): not a clue
BreeLv2 (9:26:12 PM): >
Emilith just arrived.
>
Emilith gives you a lick!
>
Emilith gives you a lick!
>
Emilith just went through the town gates.
D0gb0y (9:26:22 PM): ??
BreeLv2 (9:26:31 PM): exactly lol
BreeLv2 (9:26:34 PM): I got run by licked
BreeLv2 (9:26:35 PM): rofl
D0gb0y (9:26:40 PM): ....
BreeLv2 (9:26:50 PM): a lick and run accident
BreeLv2 (9:26:51 PM): dofl
D0gb0y (9:27:30 PM): heh

Actually, you DO know who plays Emilith. I'm not giving it away, that would ruin all the fun. :D

[Caiylania]

Screenname changed to protect the not so innocent....

Iamleklaivepwner (11:41:00 AM): also
Iamleklaivepwner (11:41:21 AM): I like subscripting to daily email jokes/spam/porn with the address feedback@klaive.net
Caiylania (11:42:44 AM): ROFLMAO
Iamleklaivepwner (11:42:55 AM): :-D
Caiylania (11:43:00 AM): That ROCKS
Caiylania (11:43:11 AM): I so wish I could post that on snippets. Le sigh!
Iamleklaivepwner (11:43:24 AM): :-P
Iamleklaivepwner (11:43:31 AM): go for it
Iamleklaivepwner (11:43:37 AM): just take the screenname out