AIM snippets

[Methais]

It's Emislity.

/waits for roast beef pic

[Stanley Burrell]

They should do the BK parody for Arby's except when someone asks for a roast beef cheese melt...

You motherfuckers ruined Arby's for me.

Fuck.

[Stanley Burrell]

It's Emislity.

Sorry.

http://www.disp.duke.edu/~johnb/personal/Chorale/Tour2004/John/150%20John%20feasting%20on%20roast%20beef.jpg

Damn. Gayvin really will go there.

[Methais]

Xeniphite1: we had a potluck at work today
Xeniphite1: and one girl made a chocolate mousse
Xeniphite1: which actually tasted really good
Xeniphite1: but the whole time I kept thinking of 2girls1cup and couldn't finish it because it looked so much like diarrhea
Xeniphite1: and then we started talking about it and ruined everyone's appetites
Xeniphite1: PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

[g++]

Helly: who is rick astley?!!
me: What?
10:37 AM Helly: ?!!?
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Your crazy Helly
10:38 AM Im getting back to work
10:40 AM Helly: ill investigate later
i cant watch pop videos here at the office yet
hahaha
me: Im never going to give you up, im never going to let you down, im never going to turn around and desert you, im never going let you slide never going to say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
10:41 AM Helly: oh yeah
that one
i love that one
me: Plus the video is really funny
Helly: u said actor tho
in the pie chart
me: I did not
Helly: oh
me: I also did not make the chart
A message board I read frequently has a user who is obsessed with ricky astley
Helly: haha ijust reread the pie chart
10:42 AM okay it makes more sense now
thats awesome pj
i think you have enoug material there for a power point presentation
me: If I ever want to quit a job with no reference I now know how im going out
10:43 AM Helly: ive had similar fantasies
involving pie charts
me: Presenting a dissertation on the things ricky ashtley will never do
Helly: haha. do you have the power in your job to call a meeting
that would be best
10:44 AM company wide
me: I could ask to call a meeting I suppose, Ive only been here a week so that might make it even more insane
10:45 AM Helly: haha
did u start on monday also
were in the same boat
me: Last Monday

[iJin]

latrinsorm22 (9:41:28 AM): My internet's broken.
latrinsorm22 (9:41:33 AM): I'm typign this from under your bed.
latrinsorm22 (9:41:34 AM): naked
latrinsorm22 (9:41:39 AM): MINOR
latrinsorm22 (9:41:43 AM): lol


latrinsorm22 (9:44:09 AM): that's not even the funny part
latrinsorm22 (9:44:19 AM): COME ON, MINORJENZUIE
rettemichjen (9:44:20 AM): THE MINOR PART IS?
latrinsorm22 (9:44:23 AM): NO
rettemichjen (9:44:26 AM): which
rettemichjen (9:44:27 AM): part then
latrinsorm22 (9:44:37 AM): at least put the penis part in
rettemichjen (9:44:42 AM): rofl
rettemichjen (9:44:42 AM): k
latrinsorm22 (9:44:43 AM): everything is funnier with penis
rettemichjen (9:44:47 AM): i know right
rettemichjen (9:44:49 AM): and some semen
rettemichjen (9:44:52 AM): just a lil semen
latrinsorm22 (9:44:52 AM): that's disgusting
latrinsorm22 (9:44:53 AM): GOD
rettemichjen (9:44:54 AM): rofl
rettemichjen (9:44:55 AM): I KNOW
latrinsorm22 (9:44:55 AM): you're DISGUSTING
rettemichjen (9:44:58 AM): i know
rettemichjen (9:44:58 AM): :[
latrinsorm22 (9:44:58 AM): blegh
rettemichjen (9:45:00 AM): SO ARE U
latrinsorm22 (9:45:11 AM): hey it's been three days since I jerked off and put it in my ear, ok?
latrinsorm22 (9:45:14 AM): I AM CLEAN AS A WHISTLE

[The Ponzzz]

Im A SN Nomad (1:08:30 AM): I had the best evening that you can that doesn't involve going out
Im A SN Nomad (1:08:30 AM): or my penis ever becoming erect
The Ponzzz (1:08:45 AM): lies
Im A SN Nomad (1:08:52 AM): no it's true
Im A SN Nomad (1:09:01 AM): I ordered baby back ribs from Flanigans which is a local chain that makes THE best ribs
Im A SN Nomad (1:09:06 AM): carry out
Im A SN Nomad (1:09:50 AM): took them home, put on some episodes of Top Gear, ate my ribs, then totally stuffed I've been passing in and out of sleep on my la-z-boy while listening to classic rock
Im A SN Nomad (1:10:40 AM): the only way this could be any better was if David the gnome was spreading cocoa butter all over my tummy and skating all over it
The Ponzzz (1:10:58 AM): HAHAHAHAHAH
The Ponzzz (1:11:02 AM): DAVID THE GNOME
Im A SN Nomad (1:12:13 AM): http://youtube.com/watch?v=LAphcvZaS8I
Im A SN Nomad (1:12:56 AM): I never saw David the gnome shoot out gay beams except on the intro

[Snapp]

Im A SN Nomad (1:12:13 AM): http://youtube.com/watch?v=LAphcvZaS8I
Im A SN Nomad (1:12:56 AM): I never saw David the gnome shoot out gay beams except on the intro

Wow, I never noticed the "gay beams" before. :lol:

[Peanut Butter Jelly Time]

You people must be like, 80 now.

[The Ponzzz]

You people must be like, 80 now.

After 24, it's all down hill.

[Drew]

That whole conversation with Mario may or may not have actually happened. Leading scientists are still debating.

[Drew]

Wow, I never noticed the "gay beams" before. :lol:

That's why you got tractor beamed into it! Whenever that part would come on I would hit the deck.

[Drew2]

HOLY CRAP I KNEW EVERY WORD TO THE DAVID THE GNOME SONG AND I DON'T KNOW HOW.

[The Ponzzz]

I think Inside Man is Seany's agent.

[Sean of the Thread]

I know all the words to ooh bam ba doo doo BAM!!l
WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WAAAAH and gi-joe and sadly my lilttle pony.

[iJin]

Oh, what a GS crash can do to ya.

"Nyelli" (4:43:45 PM): the game needs some fucking Viagra
rettemichjen (4:44:49 PM): ROFL
"Nyelli" (4:45:01 PM): I can't stop laughing
rettemichjen (4:46:09 PM): HAHAHA
rettemichjen (4:46:10 PM): I KNOW
"Nyelli" (4:46:19 PM): Lady Nyelli (4:44:31 PM): hey...give the game some of your Viagra
XXXXX (4:45:25 PM): i dont use that, i tape 2 popsicle sticks round it...im old school
rettemichjen (4:46:29 PM): LMFAO
rettemichjen (4:46:31 PM): HAHAHAHA
"Nyelli" (4:46:37 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rettemichjen (4:56:48 PM): haha
rettemichjen (4:56:48 PM): omg
rettemichjen (4:56:50 PM): FUCK GS
"Nyelli" (4:57:19 PM): ewww...no thanks, too many people
"Nyelli" (4:57:24 PM): I'd catch something
rettemichjen (4:58:45 PM): rofl
rettemichjen (4:58:47 PM): GSIVS
"Nyelli" (4:59:16 PM): ewww
rettemichjen (5:05:35 PM): "SOMEGUY" (5:05:10 PM): [The Zuie Room]

You see lots of black stuff. There's demons and shit on the walls too. There's a nightstand with a tip jar. You also see a bed.
"Rennoc" (5:05:12 PM): the end
rettemichjen (5:05:38 PM): ROFL THAT HOE
"Nyelli" (5:05:48 PM): LMAO
"Nyelli" (5:05:51 PM): hahahahaha

[iJin]

Not AIM but, Tayre being drunk is hilarious

>drag tay
Tayre's group status is currently closed. You cannot attempt to drag him.
>
Tayre's group status is currently closed. You cannot attempt to drag him.
>
Tayre's group status is currently closed. You cannot attempt to drag him.
>
Tayre's group status is currently closed. You cannot attempt to drag him.
>
Tayre's group status is currently closed. You cannot attempt to drag him.
>
Tayre's group status is currently closed. You cannot attempt to drag him.
>
Tayre says, "OH."
>
[OOC]-Tayre: "MY"
Tayre says, "MY."
>chat ROFL
You focus on transmitting your thought.
[OOC]-You: "ROFL"
Tayre says, "IMAERA."
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
>laugh
Tayre says, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING."
>
You laugh out loud!
>
You feel more refreshed.
>'DRAGGING YOU
You quietly say, "DRAGGING YOU."
>'AND SAVING YOU
You quietly say, "AND SAVING YOU."
>nod tay
You nod to Tayre.
>
Tayre says, "SAVING ME FROM WHAT."
>
Alshatir [Merchant]: "Looking for one pink tourmaline ... ttm please."
>'YOURSELF
You quietly say, "YOURSELF."
>
Tayre says, "ARE THE BOOGER MONSTERS HERE."
>
[OOC]-Eliaku: "what about Zuie's mom?"
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
>chat ROFL
You focus on transmitting your thought.
[OOC]-You: "ROFL"
>chat LMFAO
You focus on transmitting your thought.
[OOC]-You: "LMFAO"
>'LOOK IN THE BARREL
You quietly say, "LOOK IN THE BARREL."
>
Phyon [General]: "Night landing, be safe all."
>l in barr
The wooden barrel is filled with a variety of garbage. You see nothing useful or appetizing.
>
Tayre says, "IT IS GARBAGE."
>'okay nothing in there
You quietly say, "Okay nothing in there."
>laugh
You laugh out loud!

Oh and....
The voice of Gannorlac says, "Didn't know if there was a reason."
J>
Alshatir [General]: "I'll do blurs if we get colors and guards."
J>
[OOC]-Tayre: "ugh is uck at typing"
>chat rofl
You focus on transmitting your thought.
[OOC]-You: "rofl"
Alshatir just went north.
J>
Tayre says, "I don't have reasons."
J>
[OOC]-Eliaku: "its people like you that drive people like Rocksand to illness"
Tayre says, "For anything."
J>
The voice of Gannorlac says, "I see."
J>
Tayre says, "OK."
J>
Tayre says, "Yeah you do."
J>
Alshatir just arrived.
J>chat ROFL
You focus on transmitting your thought.
[OOC]-You: "ROFL"
Tayre says, "GOOD DAY."

[LadyLaphrael]

Laphrael25: for the record, this is why i love/hate creating lock assemblies for containers
Laphrael25: >tap ass in cape
You tap an average two tumbler lock assembly in a russet and auburn silk cape clasped with a ruby maple leaf.
"Michiko al'Lunacen": rofl
"Michiko al'Lunacen": tap that ass!
Laphrael25: that's a sad situation when i have to tap my own ass
"Michiko al'Lunacen": The mind boggles at how you would even attempt it
Laphrael25: i'm sure someone could come up with it in their wildest textual fantasies about me
"Michiko al'Lunacen": we should ask in that thread on pc
"Michiko al'Lunacen": lol
Laphrael25: worse yet was back when i would have tasks in the guild to create lock assemblies to present to the masters
Laphrael25: i'd return to the footpads and "give ass to reilly"
"Michiko al'Lunacen": giving them your ass, eh?
"Michiko al'Lunacen": lol
"Michiko al'Lunacen": That's just wrong.
Laphrael25: well, i guess if jaysehn can drink his own cock
Laphrael25: y'know, crazier stuff has happened
"Michiko al'Lunacen": I should have added the part where he said he was getting used to putting it
Laphrael25: elegant, strong, and flexible...you've got a triple threat there
"Michiko al'Lunacen": but he drinks his own cock.
"Michiko al'Lunacen": don't you think that detracts from it?
Laphrael25: it's not something i would wish for you to walk in on
"Michiko al'Lunacen": ofl
"Michiko al'Lunacen": *+r
"Michiko al'Lunacen": unless you're into that kind of thing
Laphrael25: that's why i'm glad the locksmith toolbenches are instanced to the individual...so i can tap my ass without that possibility
"Michiko al'Lunacen": I could see it leading to a lot of uncomfortable questions if they weren't
Laphrael25: as if it's not uncomfortable to begin with!
"Michiko al'Lunacen": lol
"Michiko al'Lunacen": good point

:bananahit:

[Clove]

Laphrael25: for the record, this is why i love/hate creating lock assemblies for containers
Laphrael25: >tap ass in capeSimilarly why I've never liked hunting cockatrices. >skin cock

[Stanley Burrell]

Skinning cockatrices is a surefire way to deplete the effectiveness of the "rubber chicken" technique. People who don't get NetHack references don't deserve to live.

[iJin]

"Josh <33" (2:48:25 PM): wru upto ^_^
rettemichjen (2:49:01 PM): not much!
"Josh <33" (2:57:42 PM): o i c
"Josh <33" (3:04:02 PM): In the distance you see .
"Josh <33" (3:04:03 PM): DEAR GOD
"Josh <33" (3:04:05 PM): A PERIOD
rettemichjen (3:17:56 PM): loL
rettemichjen (3:17:58 PM): LOL
rettemichjen (3:17:59 PM): hahahaaha
rettemichjen (3:18:01 PM): <3333333333333
"Josh <33" (3:18:07 PM): hi
"Josh <33" (3:18:11 PM): <3
rettemichjen (3:18:14 PM): your such a dork
"Josh <33" (3:18:16 PM):
"Josh <33" (3:18:25 PM): that's a pretty hurtful thing to say jen why would you say that
"Josh <33" (3:18:36 PM): you know you want to take me baby I play that vagina like a harmonica
rettemichjen (3:18:57 PM): ...
rettemichjen (3:18:58 PM): LOL
"Josh <33" (3:32:13 PM): OH I GET IT
"Josh <33" (3:32:16 PM): I'M SITTING THERE
"Josh <33" (3:32:23 PM): LIKE FUCKIN PUTTING MY DULCET TONES ON YOU
"Josh <33" (3:32:25 PM): AND YOU JUST WALK OFF
"Josh <33" (3:32:26 PM): W/ SOME DUDE
rettemichjen (3:32:29 PM): LOL
"Josh <33" (3:32:30 PM): I SEE HOW IT IS
rettemichjen (3:32:31 PM): im hunting!
"Josh <33" (3:32:40 PM): HUNTING FOR MY HEARTBREAK YOU HUSSY ;_;
rettemichjen (3:36:10 PM): :[[
rettemichjen (3:36:11 PM): you
rettemichjen (3:36:14 PM): A HUSSY
rettemichjen (3:36:15 PM): NOT ME
"Josh <33" (3:36:43 PM): WHAT
"Josh <33" (3:36:49 PM): EVERYTIME I SEE YOU AND I'M LIKE
"Josh <33" (3:36:51 PM): TRYING TO MACK ON YOU
rettemichjen (3:36:54 PM): LOL
"Josh <33" (3:36:55 PM): YOU WALK OFF W/ SOME NEW GUY
"Josh <33" (3:36:56 PM): EVERY TIME
rettemichjen (3:36:58 PM): OMG
rettemichjen (3:37:00 PM): NO
"Josh <33" (3:37:01 PM): I AM SO ALONE IN THE WIDE WORLD OF ELANTHIA
"Josh <33" (3:37:12 PM): MAYB I SHOULD GO CYBER BANG JEDDRAH OK SHE WAS BEING ALL NICE TO ME A FEW DAYS AGO
"Josh <33" (3:37:20 PM): WOULD THAT PLEASE YOU
"Josh <33" (3:37:22 PM): YOU HEARTBREAKER
"Josh <33" (3:37:24 PM): ;_;
"Josh <33" (3:37:31 PM): ;_________;
"Josh <33" (3:37:37 PM): GO AHEAD ASK ME WHY THE LONG FACE
"Josh <33" (3:37:39 PM): I WILL TELL YOU
rettemichjen (3:37:50 PM): WHY THE LONG FFACE
"Josh <33" (3:38:24 PM): B/C U = <\3 MY <3
rettemichjen (3:46:40 PM): !!

[iJin]

He just keeps doing it. Josh is full of fun.

rettemichjen (10:10:43 PM): why you gotta be all mean now
"Josh <33" (10:10:46 PM): lol
"Josh <33" (10:10:51 PM): CUZ U JUST WALKED AWAY
"Josh <33" (10:10:57 PM): U CUD B LIKE
"Josh <33" (10:10:59 PM): BABY I'LL BRB
rettemichjen (10:11:00 PM): i NEEDED TO SPELLD UP
"Josh <33" (10:11:01 PM): OR LIEK
rettemichjen (10:11:04 PM): YEAH BUT
"Josh <33" (10:11:05 PM): YO BOO I SEE U SOON
rettemichjen (10:11:10 PM): NOT ANYMORE
rettemichjen (10:11:10 PM): F U
rettemichjen (10:11:13 PM): YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME
"Josh <33" (10:11:17 PM): OR EVEN HAY BIG POPPA GONNA RATTLE DEM BONEZ ELSEWHEREZ NIGGA C U L8R
"Josh <33" (10:11:34 PM): BUT NO I GOT NONE OF THAT
"Josh <33" (10:11:35 PM): NARY A BIT OF IT
rettemichjen (10:11:49 PM): LOL
rettemichjen (10:15:15 PM): rofl

[Some Rogue]

......

/facepalm

[Celephais]

......

/facepalm
No two posts by Zuie in this thread, don't make me weep.

[iJin]

rofl.

TAYRE LIKE'S THEM OKAY?!

[Some Rogue]

rofl.

TAYRE LIKE'S THEM OKAY?!

That is not helping your case...

[iJin]

That is not helping your case...

Don't get me started on yours..


It's not like I ask him to nuke me with all cap IMs. :(

"Some Rogue" (6:25:03 AM): my posts are so painful to read, i'm sorry please don't hit me, lol.

HAH

[Some Rogue]

Don't get me started on yours..


It's not like I ask him to nuke me with all cap IMs. :(

"HAH


Me: kill me
Me: that shit is just painful to read

There you go. The real conversation.

[Allereli]

Zuie's crap

You seriously need to learn to use lowercase letters, it's why I blocked you in game

[iJin]

You obviously don't pay attention much then.

and lol @ game blocking.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Lady Adriata (7:31:56 PM): Aru likes taco bell, but sometimes she just wants some fucking Mexican food!
Lady Adriata (7:32:03 PM): God damn Dhe'nar and their shitty Mexican food.

[Miss Ismurii]

You seriously need to learn to use lowercase letters, it's why I blocked you in game

LMAO. That is all.

[iJin]

rettemichjen (9:09:30 AM): im officially
rettemichjen (9:09:32 AM): a college student
rettemichjen (9:09:33 AM): !
rettemichjen (9:09:34 AM): n_n
latrinsorm22 (9:09:36 AM): HURRAY
rettemichjen (9:09:42 AM): mmhm
rettemichjen (9:09:44 AM): im excited
latrinsorm22 (9:10:05 AM): now you can be a lesbian some more!
rettemichjen (9:10:27 AM): oh god
rettemichjen (9:11:06 AM): well I think ima be a singer. Well..
rettemichjen (9:11:08 AM): i know i am
rettemichjen (9:11:14 AM): after my 2 years in CC are done
rettemichjen (9:11:20 AM): im transfering to musicians institute
latrinsorm22 (9:11:21 AM): that'sa tough career!
rettemichjen (9:11:29 AM): and getting my bachelors in vocal performance
rettemichjen (9:11:31 AM): yeah i know
rettemichjen (9:11:38 AM): but it'll be worth it
rettemichjen (9:11:41 AM): or i can do like
rettemichjen (9:11:45 AM): voice overs for cartoons!
rettemichjen (9:11:46 AM): wee!
latrinsorm22 (9:12:10 AM): lol!
rettemichjen (9:12:18 AM): rofl
latrinsorm22 (9:12:33 AM): you could do hentai voice overs too
rettemichjen (9:12:38 AM): ....
latrinsorm22 (9:12:43 AM): "UNNN! UNN! :squelch: UNNNNNNN!"

[Skeeter]

You're going to college to be a singer? Why not major in something usefull and try being a singer on the side?

[iJin]

Well majoring in music. I was thinking about becoming a music teacher, along with some side gigs for performing. I'm also going to get a degree in psychology. So, meh.

[BigWorm]

Well majoring in music. I was thinking about becoming a music teacher, along with some side gigs for performing. I'm also going to get a degree in psychology. So, meh.

I don't mean to shit on your parade, but a degree in music would be more useful that a Bachelor's degree in Psych, unless you want to go to college so you can get a $10 an hour job.

[iJin]

I don't mean to shit on your parade, but a degree in music would be more useful that a Bachelor's degree in Psych, unless you want to go to college so you can get a $10 an hour job.

Did you mean that the other way around? Or are you actually saying performing is better than psychology? Cause hell, thats a first.

[BigWorm]

Did you mean that the other way around? Or are you actually saying performing is better than psychology? Cause hell, thats a first.

Well, I'm saying that a undergrad degree in Psych is a dime a dozen, so an undergrad degree in Music would be worth just as much and more if that's what you really want to do.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

irishfloydian (7:06:06 PM): I want a funeral train
irishfloydian (7:06:08 PM): when I die
irishfloydian (7:06:25 PM): I want my body to travel state to state so everyone can come see me
Lady Adriata (7:06:34 PM): LOL
irishfloydian (7:06:48 PM): WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT
irishfloydian (7:06:50 PM): damnit
Lady Adriata (7:09:06 PM): You should see about getting a rockband to play
Lady Adriata (7:09:10 PM): while you're going state to state
Lady Adriata (7:09:14 PM): They can head-bang on your coffin.
irishfloydian (7:09:25 PM): Not rock. It'll be sweet acoustic love making music
irishfloydian (7:09:31 PM): cause that's what I'm about
Lady Adriata (7:09:32 PM): People would be like "OMG THAT FUNERAL WAS AMAZING"
irishfloydian (7:09:38 PM): They'll be like
irishfloydian (7:09:46 PM): Wow.. he was an amazing, deep man
irishfloydian (7:09:53 PM): and probably liked sex
Lady Adriata (7:10:06 PM): "I wonder if he liked Nightwish"
irishfloydian (7:10:12 PM): No question
irishfloydian (7:10:16 PM): I fucking love Nightwish
irishfloydian (7:11:04 PM): "He probably liked Meatloaf, too"
Lady Adriata (7:11:11 PM): LOL
irishfloydian (7:11:27 PM): BABY BABY LEMME SLEEP ON IT
irishfloydian (7:12:08 PM): "We know a couple things about him. Actually we know three things. He was about sex, drugs, and rock and roll"
Lady Adriata (7:12:40 PM): best eulogy ever
irishfloydian (7:12:54 PM): then they'll be like
irishfloydian (7:12:56 PM): ALRIGHT
irishfloydian (7:13:01 PM): ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!
Lady Adriata (7:13:26 PM): JAM OUT WITH YOUR CLAM OUT

[iJin]

rofl. He's such a weeny.

[Methais]

Swami7180: you okay?
Methais: yeah why?
Swami7180: Renowned Lord Methais just stumbled in, flailing his arms wildly while trying to right himself!
>
Renowned Lord Methais begins to walk north but suddenly trips and goes flailing out of sight!
>
Methais: lol
Methais: stumble verb
Swami7180: oh
Swami7180: heh

[iJin]

"Telare" (11:20:36 PM): if I die, it's your fault
rettemichjen (11:21:14 PM): lol
rettemichjen (11:21:15 PM): why
"Telare" (11:21:23 PM): you didn't sign in to give me spells
rettemichjen (11:21:59 PM): haha
rettemichjen (11:22:01 PM): pfft
"Telare" (11:24:16 PM): I died
"Telare" (11:24:28 PM): An Ithzir seer concentrates intently on you, and a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward you!
CS: +411 - TD: +379 + CvA: +14 + d100: +54 - -5 == +105
Warding failed!
You shudder with mild convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop your body.
"Telare" (11:24:32 PM): your spells would've saved me
rettemichjen (11:24:49 PM): LOL

[iJin]

rettemichjen (1:41:33 AM): omg
rettemichjen (1:41:38 AM): fuck you for putting that death
rettemichjen (1:41:40 AM): on the pc
rettemichjen (1:41:41 AM): LOL
"Paradii" (1:41:42 AM): que?
"Paradii" (1:41:47 AM): no idea
rettemichjen (1:41:53 AM): WHEN YOU KILLED ME
"Paradii" (1:41:53 AM): what you are talking about
rettemichjen (1:41:56 AM): you put it
rettemichjen (1:41:57 AM): on the PC
"Paradii" (1:41:58 AM): not ringing any bells
"Paradii" (1:42:07 AM): personal computing?
rettemichjen (1:42:38 AM): http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=753679&postcount=3798
rettemichjen (1:42:39 AM): !!
"Paradii" (1:42:54 AM): never seen that before
rettemichjen (1:42:58 AM): LMFAO
rettemichjen (1:43:10 AM): SHUT UP
"Paradii" (1:43:27 AM): that guy has the same name as my character

[iJin]

Friend (10:35:15 PM): I'll be 94 in about two minutes.
Friend (10:35:23 PM): I'm sexcited.
Friend (10:35:25 PM): err
Friend (10:35:27 PM): excited.
Friend (10:35:36 PM): oh dear
rettemichjen (10:35:37 PM): .....
rettemichjen (10:35:39 PM): LMFAO

[Sean of the Thread]

Drew Can Not (11:03:00 AM): I love meat <3

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

gretche403: is the game down for you too
irishfloydian: yep
gretche403: wtf!?
gretche403: simu is failing at its life
irishfloydian: they never fail at charging you on time though
Lady Adriata (2:05:18 AM): hahaha
Lady Adriata (2:05:25 AM): jesus if that aint the truth.
Lady Adriata (2:05:39 AM): THEN CROWN ME WITH THORNS AND NAIL MY ASS TO A CROSS
Lady Adriata (2:05:42 AM): Wow
Lady Adriata (2:05:44 AM): I am so going to hell.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

irishfloydian (3:31:43 AM): He is like Solarbie's retarded older brother
Lady Adriata (3:33:58 AM): hahaha
Lady Adriata (3:34:06 AM): *pulls her baby out of his kilt*
irishfloydian (3:34:10 AM): hahaha
Lady Adriata (3:34:14 AM): LAWL I HUNG IT BY ITS LIL EYE
Lady Adriata (3:34:21 AM): OH THX
irishfloydian (3:34:22 AM): hahaha
Lady Adriata (3:34:26 AM): *stuffs it in her cloak*
Lady Adriata (3:34:31 AM): *pulls out a sword*
Lady Adriata (3:34:33 AM): *goes hunting*

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Censored to protect the innocent.



XXXXX: This is kind of random but..
XXXXX: Do you like to have sex with the lights on?
Lady Adriata: IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT GETTING LAID ANYWAY
XXXXX: ... thanks.
Lady Adriata: No problem!

[Sean of the Thread]

BlackBelushi : Man I need kung fu training in order to facilitate the shit that's percolating.
xxx: what shit?
BlackBelushi : the one in my asshole
xxx: speakin of shit i just watched roadhouse lol


hahah roadhouse is a pretty shitty movie looking back.

[Tisket]

This thread reminds me...what ever happened to Leloo? Did she just disappear out of the blue one day or was there some big blowout I missed?

[Sean of the Thread]

She's long gone... that bitch stole my sperm.

[Latrinsorm]

She kind of left the PC when 4th dimension or whatever the Korean's forums were got going. She's still alive (or being very cleverly and very inexplicably impersonated), and she's still great! :heart:

[Sean of the Thread]

Does she still eat dog?

[Methais]

Rikus: why don't you have any more benny hill crap
Methais: I think I've watched them all
Rikus: it's a show?
Methais: you never heard of the benny hill show?
Rikus: no
Methais: you should consider suicide
Rikus: is he the guy n the man show who drinks the beer?

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/IrishManX/facepalm/facepalm.jpg

[Tisket]

I bet he'd know the theme if he heard it though.

http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/game/611theme.mid

[Tisket]

Fucking link isn't working, oh well.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

rettemichjen (1:46:03 AM): god dude
rettemichjen (1:46:05 AM): im imagining
rettemichjen (1:46:07 AM): ****NAME EDITED TO PROTECT THE MAYBE INNOCENT**** naked
rettemichjen (1:46:08 AM): now
rettemichjen (1:46:10 AM): THANKS ALOT
rettemichjen (1:46:27 AM): and having his arms to his hips and wiggling what his momma gave him
rettemichjen (1:46:28 AM): LOL
Lady Adriata (1:46:34 AM): With his roaring tatt'd pen0r
rettemichjen (1:46:35 AM): OH MY GOD
rettemichjen (1:46:39 AM): MY RP IS RUINEDD
rettemichjen (1:46:42 AM): hahahah
Lady Adriata (1:46:55 AM): 'MY DRAKE OF A COCK REQUIRES VIRGIN SACRIFICE"
rettemichjen (1:47:01 AM): NOMNONMNOM ZUIE
rettemichjen (1:47:09 AM): GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Lady Adriata (1:47:17 AM): I will never look at them the same
rettemichjen (1:47:28 AM): omg
rettemichjen (1:47:31 AM): me neither
rettemichjen (1:47:32 AM): ;_;
rettemichjen (1:47:43 AM): ima tell him tomorrow
rettemichjen (1:47:48 AM): like in OOc
Lady Adriata (1:48:06 AM): Then next time you're alone
Lady Adriata (1:48:10 AM): Zuie can whisper to him
Lady Adriata (1:48:15 AM): "Make it jingle baby"
rettemichjen (1:48:21 AM): LMFAOOOOOO

[iJin]

(Tekke jingles)
sJ>
(Tekke jangles)
sJ>
(Tekke jingles)
sJ>
(Tekke jangles)
sJ>

ROFL

[iJin]

(OOC) You whisper, "OMG I SPILLED CHERRY JUICE ON MY LAPTOP IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD." to your group.
J>
Aganii gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Aganii gestures.
Aganii suddenly looks a lot more powerful.
Aganii is surrounded by a white light.
J>
[OOC]-Plindo: "scaly burgees won't come out to play widgets"
Thornack seems to lose an aura of confidence.
J>
Aganii traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Aganii gestures.
A dim aura surrounds Aganii.
J>
[OOC]-Widgets: "They are over the bridge Plindo"
(OOC) Treeva's player whispers to the group, "Ooops."
J>
Aganii stands up.
J>
Lord Aganii strides away moving out.
J>
(OOC) Ferites's player whispers to the group, "The laptop is bleeeeeeeeeeeeding...."
J>whisp ooc group its kinda sexy actually
(OOC) You whisper, "Its kinda sexy actually." to your group.
J>
You feel more refreshed.
J>
The brilliant aura fades away from Thornack.
J>
[OOC]-Plindo: "where widgets?"
(OOC) Treeva's player whispers to the group, "..."
J>
(OOC) Ferites's player whispers to the group, "...."

Skieh just went out.
J>whisp ooc group ROFLF
(OOC) You whisper, "ROFLF." to your group.
J>
(OOC) Treeva's player whispers to the group, "Wow."
J>
(OOC) Treeva's player whispers to the group, "You are kinky."
J>

J>
(OOC) Ferites's player whispers to the group, "How you doin'?"
J>
(OOC) Ferites's player whispers to the group, "Lol."
J>

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Lady Adriata (2:03:18 PM): Needless to say, Mike and I went home and drank an entire bottle of Jack between us "preparing" for the family party later on.
rettemichjen (2:03:44 PM): lol
rettemichjen (2:03:46 PM): hot!
Lady Adriata (2:03:51 PM): You know it's bad when you have to be utterly inebriated to tolerate your boyfriend's family on a holiday.
rettemichjen (2:04:15 PM): lol, thats pretty bad man
Lady Adriata (2:04:26 PM): I can't wait until we get married, really.

[CrystalTears]

I think some need a refresher course of what this thread was intended for.

[Sean]

They are like the new Chadj and Leloo of aim snippets. I'm not sure which is which but it doesn't really matter since neither is a compliment.

[Latrinsorm]

Does that make you two the new ZWICK ZWICKs?

[iJin]

LOL Narcis, you kill me.

You hooker! <3

I just love your drunken ims, honest!

[Sean]

Does that make you two the new ZWICK ZWICKs?

I can't speak for CT but I never cybered with Klaive...

[CrystalTears]

I can't speak for CT but I never cybered with Klaive...
WTF. EW!

[Back]

LOL Narcis, you kill me.

You hooker! <3

I just love your drunken ims, honest!

Dude! Is she still on? Whats her AIM? pant pant

[Methais]

xYrAngel4Everx: were you locating me?
Methais: yeah, all the way from teras
Methais: on a wizard
xYrAngel4Everx: lol
xYrAngel4Everx: you in the landing?
Methais: xYrAngel4Everx: were you locating me?
Methais: yeah, all the way from teras
Methais: on a wizard
Methais: you tell me
xYrAngel4Everx: ooooh
xYrAngel4Everx: i forgot i asked that
xYrAngel4Everx: i dunno
xYrAngel4Everx: i'm not a wizard
Methais: you failed reading comprehension in elementary school didn't you?
xYrAngel4Everx: i dunno i keep closing the im so after i close it i don't remember what i said before
Methais: PAY ATTENTION THENHFGAUIHGIARHGIAHGOEGER
xYrAngel4Everx: no
Methais: /facepalm

[diethx]

Wow, what a fucking idiot. rofl

[Daniel]

Me and Vinh used to own this thread.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Josh: When I slap you around, just imagine it's my hand kissing your face.
Nikki: When I kick you in the balls, just imagine it's my foot sucking you off.

[Stanley Burrell]

>>blackbelushi: dick licker (_)_)===D~
BenG718: We all have to suck dick for coke at sometime in our lives.

[Allereli]

me: i just bid on the pearl necklace
Laphrael: haha
Laphrael: was it from Rob?
me: ...
me: methais' heirloom
me: it's an actual pearl necklace
me: with BJ initials
Laphrael: wow
Laphrael: classic

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

GS3Warclaidhm (3:29:47 AM): why are you laughing at my livejournal. You are mean
Lady Adriata (3:30:29 AM): I am so totally not mean.
Lady Adriata (3:30:33 AM): I am the nicest person ever.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:31:10 AM): You are laughing at me. I am a nice person to. I helped Finiswolf out with cokerewards and now you are making fun of me. Wezas is a good guy
Lady Adriata (3:32:05 AM): I also regularly lose change in my cleavage only to have it fall out randomly when I'm walking around, so other people get to enjoy the bounty of it, but you don't see me bragging about it.
Lady Adriata (3:32:48 AM): Plus you never helped me out with cokerewards
GS3Warclaidhm (3:33:40 AM): I don not know what you mean. How do you lose coins in your chest? Why do you put coins in your chest. Did you know I collect coins. What kind of coins do you put in your chest?
Lady Adriata (3:34:56 AM): Mostly Battlestar Gallactica collector's coins...
Lady Adriata (3:35:15 AM): But I don't PUT them there
GS3Warclaidhm (3:35:16 AM): Do you want to see my collection? I dont have those coins, are they worth much? Would you sell them to me?
Lady Adriata (3:35:17 AM): They fall there.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:35:24 AM): why?
Lady Adriata (3:35:38 AM): Raptor Jesus.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:35:50 AM): I dont understand agian
GS3Warclaidhm (3:36:05 AM): like a dinosaur raptor?
Lady Adriata (3:36:16 AM): Sort of, only as Jesus.
Lady Adriata (3:36:20 AM): He said may it be so
Lady Adriata (3:36:22 AM): and thus it was.
Lady Adriata (3:36:28 AM): Lol brielus, et all.
Lady Adriata (3:36:39 AM): Oh yeah do you know where I can get some 10x DB items?
Lady Adriata (3:36:47 AM): My friend really needs them, he keeps dying and shit.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:37:01 AM): I still dont undestand that either. I saw yer picture with that on it. Why did you right on yourself?
GS3Warclaidhm (3:37:26 AM): They wont let me back or I would help your friend. I am a warrior and good
Lady Adriata (3:38:46 AM): Well that isn't helpful to me at all.
Lady Adriata (3:39:00 AM): I'm not going to sell my Battlestar Galactica coins now.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:39:15 AM): I am sorry. I try to be helpful. I was helpful to ardwen but he became mean to me. Did you here about that?
Lady Adriata (3:39:31 AM): What is an "Ardwen"?
GS3Warclaidhm (3:40:34 AM): He is an old warrior in Gemstone. He helped me once when someone killed me and he got me raised. I tried to be nice to him after that and he just got mad at me. Than all his friends became mean to me. I kept trying to be nice but nothing I did worked
GS3Warclaidhm (3:40:51 AM): he finally told me to leave him alone but I dont know why. He was nice to me so I should be nice to him
Lady Adriata (3:41:23 AM): Are you sure this wasn't Raptor Jesus's will?
GS3Warclaidhm (3:41:33 AM): Do you play other games? You seem cool. We could hang out and I coul dhelp you out
GS3Warclaidhm (3:41:51 AM): I still dont undestand what you are saying agian
Lady Adriata (3:41:52 AM): Absolutely not.
Lady Adriata (3:41:56 AM): Basically
Lady Adriata (3:42:07 AM): there is a very good likelihood that you work for the Jello Corporation.
Lady Adriata (3:42:14 AM): I cannot tolerate that nonsense.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:42:15 AM): who is that
Lady Adriata (3:42:27 AM): I'm not going to fall for your trick.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:43:01 AM): I dont understand. What does jello have to do with tricks
GS3Warclaidhm (3:43:11 AM): did you see my trick? Methais reposted it
Lady Adriata (3:43:54 AM): Yeah and he nearly got banned for it
Lady Adriata (3:43:56 AM): i hope you're happy
GS3Warclaidhm (3:44:30 AM): what??? it was a coin trick. He shouldnt get banned. Harmnone wouldnt do that
Lady Adriata (3:45:02 AM): Oh.. um, you didn't hear about Harmnone?
GS3Warclaidhm (3:45:22 AM): No. She hasnt talked to me in a long time
Lady Adriata (3:46:24 AM): She converted and joined the FLDS and is one of 20 wives to some dude living out in Utah.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:47:03 AM): ??? what is a FLDS and she wouldnt do that
Lady Adriata (3:47:29 AM): FLDS is the Fundamentalist Church of Raptor Jesus Christ and the Latter Day Saints.
Lady Adriata (3:47:40 AM): And she did, she hasn't posted on the PCs in like, over a year now.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:48:57 AM): I dont understand you. Do you like me anyways? I want to be your friend. Dont listen to PB and his stupid pictures of me. I just vent on my live journal but not in like a long time. I was just upset than
Lady Adriata (3:49:35 AM): I already told you that our friendship is prevented by the possibility of your involvement with the Jello Corporation.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:50:07 AM): You are weird. Why do you keep saying that. I just want to be normal friends. Not jello whatever
Lady Adriata (3:50:32 AM): Yeah I am weird
Lady Adriata (3:50:35 AM): I AM SO FREAKING NUTS
GS3Warclaidhm (3:51:01 AM): I like nuts. Do you like cashews, peanuts or walnuts. Or do you like other nuts?
Lady Adriata (3:51:11 AM): Oh, I like other nuts.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:51:18 AM): what kind?
GS3Warclaidhm (3:51:24 AM): maybe we like the same nuts
Lady Adriata (3:51:30 AM): Radamanthys'.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:51:43 AM): what are those?
Lady Adriata (3:51:51 AM): My favs <3
GS3Warclaidhm (3:52:06 AM): oh he plays GS.. I dont want his nuts. Seriously. What kind of real nuts do you like??
Lady Adriata (3:52:20 AM): I'm pretty damn sure those are real.
Lady Adriata (3:52:28 AM): BUT THEN I AM SO FREAKING CRAZY.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:52:56 AM): We cant eat those nuts. You dont like brazil nuts or pecans or honey nuts?
Lady Adriata (3:53:11 AM): I like large varieties.
Lady Adriata (3:53:52 AM): The bigger, the better, really.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:53:57 AM): so you like large nuts. Do you eat peanuts?
Lady Adriata (3:53:58 AM): No such thing as a nut that's too big.
Lady Adriata (3:54:23 AM): No I can't
Lady Adriata (3:54:25 AM): I'm allergic
GS3Warclaidhm (3:54:29 AM): are you allergic to any nuts. Because some nuts can make you allergic
Lady Adriata (3:54:31 AM): when I eat peanuts my ears grow
GS3Warclaidhm (3:54:41 AM): really??
Lady Adriata (3:54:48 AM): Yeah
Lady Adriata (3:54:54 AM): and then I start getting weird muscle spasms in them.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:55:03 AM): do you have pictures?
GS3Warclaidhm (3:55:18 AM): wow!! do they flap??
Lady Adriata (3:55:19 AM): No, I have never posted pictures to the internet.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:56:14 AM): how come?
Lady Adriata (3:56:28 AM): I'm horribly disfigured
GS3Warclaidhm (3:56:28 AM): sorry my bunny got out of his cage
GS3Warclaidhm (3:56:54 AM): not according tot eh pictures you pu tup. You are like totally pretty
GS3Warclaidhm (3:57:16 AM): I wish you liked me and didnt pretend
Lady Adriata (3:57:28 AM): That wasn't me
Lady Adriata (3:57:30 AM): That was my sister.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:57:43 AM): what is your sisters name?
Lady Adriata (3:57:49 AM): Emily.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:58:00 AM): like the girl that plays GS?
GS3Warclaidhm (3:58:28 AM): she was kinda weird tho. I like you better. Plus you said you had coins so we have something in common
Lady Adriata (3:58:51 AM): She doesn't play GS. I made her take the pictures and do the video in exchange for me cleaning her home for an entire year.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:59:05 AM): what vidoe?
Lady Adriata (3:59:15 AM): Oh, nothing.
Lady Adriata (3:59:42 AM): Hold on a second, I gotta go check on my hassenpfeffer.
GS3Warclaidhm (3:59:53 AM): ??
Lady Adriata (4:00:36 AM): Ahh smells so good!
Lady Adriata (4:00:40 AM): It's german rabbit stew.
Lady Adriata (4:00:49 AM): With bay leaves and stuff.
GS3Warclaidhm (4:00:58 AM): we have rabbits
Lady Adriata (4:01:30 AM): Maybe you can sell them to me.
Lady Adriata (4:01:36 AM): SO I can make more stew.

[Nieninque]

Looks like the scammer got scammed.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

The conversation abruptly ended when it veered into serial killeresque territory, but it was fun while it lasted.

[Nieninque]

xxxxxxxx (08:45:35): either she is a really good sport of she thinks I am him. Sorry if I am bugging you. Yer the only person that might even remotely find this amusing
xxxxxxxx (08:53:02): at some point I should prolly apologize to her. But she keeps responding to me

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Haha, if it wasn't him then I am relieved. Before I responded, I asked a few people if it was the real handle and got the "I think so". Doesn't change my reactions though. The conversation was hilarious.

[iJin]

Thief In Shadow:
Oh god.
11:04 AMOH GOD!
11:04 AMI CAN FEEL THE MCBURGERS PULSING THROUGH MY VEINS!
11:04 AMNNNGGGHHHH!
Jen:
.......

[Methais]

That Warclaidhm imposter almost had me fooled. I think they did have me fooled actually.

Warclaidhm needs to invest in some pedo glasses.

http://www.influks.com/upload/previews/1923.jpg

[Some Rogue]

rettemichjen: MMM BIG MACS
rettemichjen: WITH CHESS
rettemichjen: AND LARGE DR.PEPPER ODA DRIPPING LOTS OF CAFFEINE
rettemichjen: ITS AN ORGASM IN MY MOUTH
rettemichjen: MMM ANS THESE CRUNCHY FRIES
ME: .....
rettemichjen: SALTED JUST RIGHT
rettemichjen: ARE U JEALOUS?!
ME: it's bad for you!
rettemichjen: hahah
ME: jealous that you are eating that or that Ronald McDonald is orgasming in your mouth?
ME: you perv
ME: with your clown fetish
rettemichjen: !!

[NocturnalRob]

me: i just bid on the pearl necklace
Laphrael: haha
Laphrael: was it from Rob?
me: ...
me: methais' heirloom
me: it's an actual pearl necklace
me: with BJ initials
Laphrael: wow
Laphrael: classic

i grew up with my family calling me Bob. my last name starts with a J. Go figure.

[iJin]

Pls excuse the typos. I just had Dr.pepper in like 3 weeks. I was having withdrawal.


Kev is a perv!

[Hips]

sweetlittleagony (9:18:19 PM): Dainar takes a bite of his slab of roast beast.
"Martaigne" (9:18:30 PM): Emislity?

[Martaigne]

I am scarred for life. I can never eat at Arby's again.

[Moist Happenings]

Ich liebe Pimmel (9:18:17 PM): Ich liebe Pimmel (9:14:14 PM): call it.
x (9:14:06 PM): no its gone
x(9:14:09 PM): lol
x(9:14:10 PM): i have tried
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:14:34 PM): no not like with another phone
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:14:43 PM): You've never lost a phone before have you...I have to explain everything
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:14:55 PM): Listen, put a plate of oranges on the floor
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:14:57 PM): phones like oranges
x (9:14:44 PM): I really don't care about it
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:14:59 PM): anyway
x(9:14:46 PM): ol
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:15:01 PM): you put the oranges out
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:15:08 PM): and then you turn all the lights out
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:15:16 PM): and you put a box with a string and a stick over the plate with the oranges
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:15:18 PM): so as to trap it
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:15:29 PM): anyway when the phone comes to devour the oranges it'll start vibrating
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:15:33 PM): that's its mating dance
x (9:15:23 PM): LOL
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:15:40 PM): you pull the string, thus catching the phone under the box
x(9:15:29 PM): oh sigh
Ich liebe Pimmel (9:15:43 PM): and viola. phone.
x (9:15:36 PM): that is genius

[Moist Happenings]

These two aren't AIM but I guess they count as snippets, so they're going here.

[OOC]-You: "less than three OOC"
[OOC]-Tiphareth: "ltt stfu."
[OOC]-You: "stfu you noob I am popular. my mom says so plus my guy in the sims TOTALLY made out with this hot chick today Irockusuck kthx LOSER!"
[OOC]-You: ":)"
[OOC]-Tiphareth: "fuck, I just got pwnd."



[Private]-Elronae: "maybe zaleki would share did you ask her?"
[PrivateTo]-Elronae: "Well that would be the female solution"
[PrivateTo]-Elronae: "as a male I intend to comically attempt a balance between both relationships while informing neither about the other."
[PrivateTo]-Elronae: "I call it Elanthian Roulette."

[Drew2]

there is a psinet snippets thread, fool.

[Moist Happenings]

there is a psinet snippets thread, fool.

Pssht, yeah but I wasn't the inspiration for creating the psinet snippets thread (to my knowledge), and I'm waaay to lazy to go find it.

Also these are from the mentor net. And I don't care if there's a thread for that!!

Search Results: neff
**********
Quote ID# 663:

I heard Neff say, "I was hoping to skip the flirting and just get you into bed but if that's what I have to do.."

(submitted by Delyorik from email )
**********
Quote ID# 664:

I heard Neff say, "Tell you what. We'll sleep together, and the winner gets to...uh..sleep with the loser."

(submitted by Delyorik from email )
**********

[diethx]

Pssht, yeah but I wasn't the inspiration for creating the psinet snippets thread (to my knowledge)

Too bad what you said "to inspire" wasn't the least bit funny.

[Allereli]

you guys are really making this thread suck worse than it did before when only Zuie was posting her crap

[Sean of the Thread]

Hey I didn't post my Emislity pics so I don't blame me.

[iJin]

you guys are really making this thread suck worse than it did before when only Zuie was posting her crap

Idiot women, I never planned to make you laugh with my sense of humor since it doesn't involve "sorcerer" like things, or Rob's face, since it seems those are the only things that make your uptight form even smirk.

Just cause you're a sorcerer in game doesn't mean you have to act it out of game. Loosen the fuck up.

[Allereli]

Idiot women, I never planned to make you laugh with my sense of humor since it doesn't involve "sorcerer" like things, or Rob's face, since it seems those are the only things that make your uptight form even smirk.

Just cause you're a sorcerer in game doesn't mean you have to act it out of game. Loosen the fuck up.

are you serious?

[Sean]

you guys are really making this thread suck worse than it did before when only Zuie was posting her crap

Post of the month.

[Allereli]

Post of the month.

woohoo!

[Moist Happenings]

Too bad what you said "to inspire" wasn't the least bit funny.

Yeah I agree with that. I did used to say some funny stuff to her though. She just didn't find the same stuff funny.

[Sean of the Thread]

xxx (7:27:54 PM): got damn
xxx (7:27:59 PM): her thighs are bigger than her ass

[Allereli]

xxx (7:27:54 PM): got damn
xxx (7:27:59 PM): her thighs are bigger than her ass

In all fairness, you're on an RPG message board, good luck finding a hot chick with a perfect body, we're a bunch of computer nerds.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm hot

/shrug

and for the record I didn't say she wasn't attractive. I love our nerd community. Other than emislity and nobody cares I haven't complained about anyones looks.

Oh and I want to fuck CT.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Idiot women, I never planned to make you laugh with my sense of humor since it doesn't involve "sorcerer" like things, or Rob's face, since it seems those are the only things that make your uptight form even smirk.

Just cause you're a sorcerer in game doesn't mean you have to act it out of game. Loosen the fuck up.

Franklin, you are so queer.

:heart:

[iJin]

Franklin, you are so queer.

:heart:

:heart:

Hey guys, who wants to go fly some kites?!

[Moist Happenings]

:heart:

Hey guys, who wants to go fly some kites?!

If by fly some kites you mean have some kinky sex, count me in.

[Methais]

Arkans: Man, my asshole is so spread open from all this cock
Methais: wtf

[Sean of the Thread]

whomever you are you didn't need to be such a bitch when I'm cleaning up my aim list.

pinkberries17 (8:33:15 PM): No one that you want to talk to. Have a good night.


cunt

[Martaigne]

LOL

That's Jenisi.

[Sean of the Thread]

rofl boyshorts boyshort nah nah nah nah

[Moist Happenings]

Ich liebe Pimmel (1:22:32 PM): I just had a dream from 2003.
Ich liebe Pimmel (1:22:38 PM): Where you and I had an EPIC adventure.
********forme (1:28:24 PM): what kind of dream
Ich liebe Pimmel (1:28:50 PM): The really abstract variety where I didn't wake up sticky so it couldn't have been THAT great, but at the same time I don't remember much about it.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

XXXX: mmm cupcakes
XXXX: -bah. you.
XXXX: lol
Lady Adriata: I will make sex cupcakes
Lady Adriata: They will love you for who you are.
XXXX: lol
XXXX: nobody could love me for who i am
XXXX: save for an inanimate object
Lady Adriata: THESE CUPCAKES COULD
XXXX: or someone truly desperate and deprived
XXXX: ... nikki
XXXX: its food.
XXXX: its really not the same thing as people. and a scene. and... well yeah
XXXX: im always like this
XXXX: and i try getting out of the house
XXXX: and even if there were somewhere to go
XXXX: nowhere i could care to belong would have me
XXXX: i am still hungry kinda though.
Lady Adriata: How dare you.
Lady Adriata: Cupcakes give you all of their love
Lady Adriata: and you reject them
XXXX: ..o..O..o..
XXXX: uhm
XXXX: food....
Lady Adriata: They're gonna go from sex cupcakes to emo cupcakes
Lady Adriata: with implanted razorblades
Lady Adriata: and then I'm gonna get sued
XXXX: emo cupcake whores.
XXXX: are hot ;\
XXXX: id rather real razorblades than fake tits...
XXXX: lol
Lady Adriata: BUT IN YOUR SEX CUPCAKE
Lady Adriata: ????
XXXX: i know i wanna sex a certain girl who used to go by that name
XXXX: lol
XXXX: you realize
XXXX: everything every song every image every food item every EVERYTHING my mind can somehow associate with the unbarable being that is me and my inexplicable unexplainable and downright stupid desires
Lady Adriata: I REALIZE THAT YOU ARE A CUPCAKE H8R
XXXX: for what i dont even know
XXXX: lol
XXXX: how to get a flat belly you two say
Lady Adriata: I will make a diet cupcake
Lady Adriata: the instructions will say
Lady Adriata: "Eat me then barf!"
XXXX: you woudlnt have to tell anyone to do that
XXXX: LOL
XXXX: yeah
XXXX: cupcakes sound pleasant
XXXX: if only someone cute and that looked niceish in a bikini top could bring me some
XXXX: and just laugh at me for being so bitter and shy
XXXX: and hug me. then shove their tongue down my throat
XXXX: just because they meant it.
XXXX: hug me for like an hour until i gave up and smiled and meant it
XXXX: lol
Lady Adriata: The cupcake will do all of that
Lady Adriata: and then you can devour it.
XXXX: ..... how the hell are you making a cupcake look act and feel human?
XXXX: and still hold a cupcake
Lady Adriata: A magical process
XXXX: and bring it to me
Lady Adriata: involving unicorns
XXXX: with super sweet icing
Lady Adriata: and fairy magic
XXXX: ... uh
Lady Adriata: and RAINBOWS
XXXX: you mean that shit thats as bullshit as jesus christ and allah?
XXXX: .....
XXXX: heh
XXXX: <3
XXXX: i wish honey
XXXX: oh how i so wish.
XXXX: we woudlnt need wow
XXXX: or animation
XXXX: or any of it if the world were so beautiful and pure inside and out eh?
Lady Adriata: THE TIME IS RIPE FOR MAGICAL SEX CUPCAKES THAT ORGASM RAINBOWS.

XXXX signed off at 11:59:44 AM.

[CrystalTears]

Some Rogue: this trojan looks hard to remove :(
crystaltears24: that's what she said

[Some Rogue]

That was yesterday!

[CrystalTears]

I forgot to post it.

[Methais]

Xeniphite1: i usually sleep through alarm clocks
Xeniphite1: or snooze button it right away
Xeniphite1: heh i slept through a meeting/training today
Methais: WTF
Methais: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk
Xeniphite1: it was pretty bad
Xeniphite1: i hope no one of importance saw
Xeniphite1: i know my coworkers did
Xeniphite1: shit.
Xeniphite1: no fuck youtube
Xeniphite1: gotta sleep so i don't nap through tomorrow's meeting too and get fired because of youtube
Xeniphite1: FAGS
Xeniphite1 signed off at 11:43:04 PM.
xeniphite1 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

[Stretch]

Words of wisdom.

[23:12] Thecla923: Whatever. Might as well give her the benefit of the doubt. If she's crazy you're fucked as is. If she's not you don't want to turn her crazy or bitter from calling her a trifling bitch before you know for sure.
[23:13] Mooshoo16: you're like the ann landers of cabrini green
[23:14] Thecla923: lol
[23:14] Thecla923: Please aim snippet that.

[The Ponzzz]

Hahahaha.

[diethx]

die thx (3:09:07 PM): just go afk
die thx (3:09:16 PM): i'll leave you here if someone else pops in
"Orenda" (3:09:18 PM): yeah, but it'll log me out eventually, right?
die thx (3:09:23 PM): not if you go in rest mode
die thx (3:09:25 PM): dur
die thx (3:09:35 PM): You can't not know about rest mode
die thx (3:09:36 PM): ...
"Orenda" (3:09:42 PM): um....
die thx (3:09:51 PM): You've been playing for 10 years and you don't know about rest mode?
die thx (3:09:53 PM): .........................
"Orenda" (3:10:04 PM): ....I haven't been paying attention?
die thx (3:10:08 PM): HOLY SHIT
die thx (3:10:12 PM): ctrl + r
die thx (3:10:24 PM): so long as you don't hit another key in game it will hit xp every so often
die thx (3:10:40 PM): I'm so snippeting this.
"Orenda" (3:10:56 PM): I've been living in a bubble?
die thx (3:10:59 PM): LOL
die thx (3:11:01 PM): that's hilarious
die thx (3:11:02 PM): <3

[CrystalTears]

Heh.

Orenda laughed at me! The nerve! And she didn't know about CTRL+R? Pft.

[diethx]

LOL, with. With.

[crazymage]

ether ashes (2:21:20 AM): I wish you'd fuck them until they fucking fall out, GOD.

[Methais]

die thx (3:09:07 PM): just go afk
die thx (3:09:16 PM): i'll leave you here if someone else pops in
"Orenda" (3:09:18 PM): yeah, but it'll log me out eventually, right?
die thx (3:09:23 PM): not if you go in rest mode
die thx (3:09:25 PM): dur
die thx (3:09:35 PM): You can't not know about rest mode
die thx (3:09:36 PM): ...
"Orenda" (3:09:42 PM): um....
die thx (3:09:51 PM): You've been playing for 10 years and you don't know about rest mode?
die thx (3:09:53 PM): .........................
"Orenda" (3:10:04 PM): ....I haven't been paying attention?
die thx (3:10:08 PM): HOLY SHIT
die thx (3:10:12 PM): ctrl + r
die thx (3:10:24 PM): so long as you don't hit another key in game it will hit xp every so often
die thx (3:10:40 PM): I'm so snippeting this.
"Orenda" (3:10:56 PM): I've been living in a bubble?
die thx (3:10:59 PM): LOL
die thx (3:11:01 PM): that's hilarious
die thx (3:11:02 PM): <3

http://gi270.photobucket.com/groups/jj119/17W5X0SELN/facepalm.jpg

[Khariz]

Me (3:07:33 PM): heh I just did an mstrike that resuled in 5 kills
Rogane (3:07:39 PM): nice
Rogane (3:07:47 PM): but listen to this joke
Me (3:07:51 PM): k
Rogane (3:07:55 PM): a doctor from the north came to hunt in the south
Rogane (3:08:14 PM): he went out with my uncle...they were out hunting....came across a black guy

Rogane (3:08:21 PM): my uncle shot him
Rogane (3:08:28 PM): they doctor from the north was like WTF!!!
Rogane (3:08:33 PM): what are you doing
Rogane (3:08:49 PM): so my uncle said, down here..we can hunt them
Rogane (3:09:05 PM): disturbed, he went on hunting...
Rogane (3:09:15 PM): they came across a watermelon field
Rogane (3:09:40 PM): there were a few black people...so the northerener shot one
Rogane (3:10:11 PM): all of a sudden a game warden came out and said, "shit mate...you can't bait out here"

Me (3:10:20 PM): lol
Rogane (3:10:49 PM): funny thing is, i am half black
Rogane (3:10:51 PM): and jewish
Me (3:10:54 PM): hehe
Me (3:10:57 PM): that's full of win
Rogane (3:10:59 PM): so I got like all the good jokes based at me
Me (3:11:08 PM): yup
Rogane (3:11:28 PM): you know, this one time I read a book for my PHD in business ethics

Rogane (3:11:36 PM): it was called jewish ethics
Rogane (3:11:46 PM): and I opened it and it was my diploma
Me (3:12:01 PM): lol
Rogane (3:15:12 PM): whats the shame of a VW going over a cliff with the seats full?
Me (3:15:43 PM): ?
Rogane (3:15:48 PM): could of fit 100 more in the ash tray
Me (3:16:19 PM): ouch
Me (3:16:20 PM): hehe
Rogane (3:16:30 PM): most people are scared to laugh

[iJin]

Hilarious.

[5:00 PM] sadlsvel: i'm on miss ismurii's nuts atm on myspace and such
[5:00 PM] Jen: oh god
[5:00 PM] sadlsvel: her nuts are big
[5:00 PM] sadlsvel: :(
[5:00 PM] Jen: LOL
[5:00 PM] sadlsvel: it hurts
[5:01 PM] Jen: that is going
[5:01 PM] Jen: in the snippet thread
[5:01 PM] sadlsvel: nooo
[5:01 PM] Jen: Yessss
[5:01 PM] sadlsvel: Nooooo
[5:01 PM] sadlsvel: she'll think i'm being mean to her, but in all actually i'm just complimenting her ball size
[5:01 PM] Jen: LOL
[5:01 PM] Jen: that is going there too
[5:01 PM] sadlsvel: nooo

[Miss Ismurii]

Hahaha damn Anferis

[Anferis]

<3

[diethx]

Tijay2000 (8:33:04 PM): it is tax time and i'd hump my way to a nice tax return
die thx (8:33:47 PM): LOL
die thx (8:33:51 PM): I bet she's great in the sack
die thx (8:33:53 PM): I don't know why I say that
die thx (8:33:56 PM): But I just think so
Tijay2000 (8:34:13 PM): because theres nothing else to do in iowa but practice having kids

[Hips]

xxxxxxx (1:23:29 PM): Let's make a hot dog in a bun with my penis and your boobs!


rofl. <3

name X'd out to protect his "reputation"

[Daniel]

BlackBelushi (10:01:16 AM): and I gotta tell you
BlackBelushi (10:01:18 AM): it felt nice
BlackBelushi (10:01:21 AM): and looked nice
BlackBelushi (10:01:42 AM): played with the stick a bit
BlackBelushi (10:01:51 AM): fuck don't quote that
BlackBelushi (10:01:51 AM): rofl
thecla923 (10:01:54 AM): .....
BlackBelushi (10:02:00 AM): lol you know what I mean
BlackBelushi (10:02:09 AM): just put it into some gears
BlackBelushi (10:02:27 AM): it is fairy yellow tho

What.the.fuck.

[Sean of the Thread]

dicklicker

[Daniel]

no u (obviously)

[Sean of the Thread]

sonofabitch I have no response.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Tijay2000: In some places you can trade big macs for sex
Lady Adriata: Like Canada
Tijay2000: or so i hear
Lady Adriata: All this talk about sex has CT's mouth watering!
Tijay2000: beth lives in canada.. theres no need to waste a big mac
Lady Adriata: touche

[Clove]

Tijay2000: In some places you can trade big macs for sex
Lady Adriata: Like Canada
Tijay2000: or so i hear
Lady Adriata: All this talk about sex has CT's mouth watering!
Tijay2000: beth lives in canada.. theres no need to waste a big mac
Lady Adriata: toucheNo. That was probably the Big Mac.

[CrystalTears]

Getting misquoted FTL. :(

[MotleyCrew]

LordGalenok (9:43:11 PM): Oh I'd look at her perky little boobs...spurt all over them and slap them with my thick cock....but I'd never beg for them like most of the other PC guys.......besides I'd rather take some of the.....hotter BIGGER tits and slap em together so I could thunderblast those babies with massive LOAD

:rofl: Man, I'm still laughing...

[diethx]

...

[Drakefang]

...

Mhmmm, speechless for a change...or disgusted and speechless. Still, it's the least response I've ever seen from you.

[diethx]

Who's tits were you talking about?

[Drakefang]

Who's tits were you talking about?

Which part?

I mean, it more or less includes them all. Is that wrong? I didn't post the snippet. She was quite amused by it.

I'm sure Motley can be IMed for details....except I've never seen a pic with yours in them, so I am probably not talking about yours specifically. Still...I'm certain they're nice, too. I have no doubt she can pass along why she finds it so funny.

[diethx]

I know you weren't talking about mine! I meant the small ones.

[Drakefang]

I know you weren't talking about mine! I meant the small ones.

Oooh, are you saying yours are not small?

[diethx]

Nope. Also lol @ that talk, especially when we find out that Emeriana is another of IT's identities.

[Drakefang]

Whose IT?

We were just chatting about the whole Emeriana deleting posts thing and somewhere in the convo breasts came up. Since you are wanting to know.

[diethx]

Ashliana of course. And yeah I know, that's why I said what I said. :D

[diethx]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif AIM snippets (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=888546#post888546) 02-11-2009 10:28 PM Wooohooo not small boobs! Rar. ~Galenok

I didn't say my boobs weren't small. I didn't say anything about my boobs in this thread, in fact.

[Drakefang]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif AIM snippets (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=888546#post888546) 02-11-2009 10:28 PM Wooohooo not small boobs! Rar. ~Galenok

I didn't say my boobs weren't small. I didn't say anything about my boobs in this thread, in fact.

You said "nope", but not replying to what I thought you were..so....eh, whatever. I'll neg rep you when I can so that it balances out to nothing then. ~shrugs~

[diethx]

You said "nope", but not replying to what I thought you were..so....eh, whatever. I'll neg rep you when I can so that it balances out to nothing then. ~shrugs~

Ok, shall I get you first?

[Celephais]

Ok, shall I get you first?
http://www.copingskills4kids.net/files/u1/rep2.jpg

Got protect that REP

[Cephalopod]

Look out. She's going to use her massive rep to make up for her boob size!

::hides::

[diethx]

Look out. She's going to use her massive rep to make up for her boob size!

::hides::

lol word.

[Sean]

http://www.copingskills4kids.net/files/u1/rep2.jpg

Got protect that REP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnECY26PSHk

[Celephais]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnECY26PSHk
I put "We must protect this rep" into google and saw that ridiculous brain dinosaur... obviously I went with the savant-raptor.

[Methais]

Methais: LET'S CYBER
Methais: 8============D
die thx: OKAYY
die thx: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Methais: oh oh ooh oh OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
die thx: Ahahahahahaha.
Methais: 8============D ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o
Methais: all done
die thx: Just like real life. :(

[diethx]

You forgot my frownie face.

die thx (12:45:36 AM): Just like real life. :(

[Methais]

I copied it, it just didn't paste :(

I FIX NOW!

[Drakefang]

Ok, shall I get you first?

If it makes you a happy woman, knock yourself out.

[Clove]

[09:11] Martaigne: Fair enough but I've had my fill of butterfaces.
[09:11] Clove: Once you have the blindfold and ring-gag on 'em they all look the same.
[09:11] Martaigne: lol
[09:11] Martaigne: WTF Clove?

[Methais]

Xeniphite1: rofl
Xeniphite1: I saw a headline on the msn homepage that said some actress's cancer spreads
Xeniphite1: normally that's not funny, but i clicked on the link
Xeniphite1: and it was like <ACTRESS'S ANAL CANCER SPREADS TO LIVER>
Xeniphite1: <ANAL CANCER>
Methais: wtf
Methais: is it farrah fawcet? I heard some shit earlier about her and cancer
Xeniphite1: yeah
Xeniphite1: it is
Methais: cancer is bad enough
Xeniphite1: Yeah but cancer in the ass?
Methais: but anal cancer just sucks hardcore just because it's anal cancer
Xeniphite1: Yeah
Xeniphite1: not only do you get pwned
Xeniphite1: but everyone laughs at you while you go out

[iJin]

Belnia: Beela says, "If you will all look closely at the bust."
Belnia: Okay!
Jen: LOL
Belnia: Oh, it's a statue.
Belnia: Boring.

[SayGoodbye]

SMJeroni (12:16:12 AM): Well I guess we're all just a bunch of flaming lesbians, then. A great big threesome.

[diethx]

SMJeroni (12:16:12 AM): Well I guess we're all just a bunch of flaming lesbians, then. A great big threesome.

I don't get it.

[SayGoodbye]

Hm maybe I should have put it in the random thread. But it was in reference to people in game assuming female friends are all lesbians.

[droit]

JUST LIKE PEOPLE ASSUME MALE FRIENDS ARE GAY!!!

[diethx]

JUST LIKE PEOPLE ASSUME MALE FRIENDS ARE GAY!!!

Dude look at Rimalon and tell me he's not gay. Come on.

[diethx]

Anyone able to decipher this clusterfuck for me?

“Celephais” (11:58:38 PM): how do I deal w/ this asshole!
“Celephais” (11:58:45 PM): you're awesome w/ thsi stuff
“Celephais” (11:58:59 PM): how can anyone deny you, dythx
die thx (11:59:03 PM): hm?
“Celephais” (11:59:06 PM): haha
“Celephais” (11:59:12 PM): you're awesome
“Celephais” (11:59:17 PM): it's canocal
die thx (11:59:17 PM): Have you been drinking?
“Celephais” (11:59:24 PM): me? lightly
die thx (11:59:31 PM): Then why are you typing like you're shitfaced?
“Celephais” (11:59:32 PM): my friend... heavily
“Celephais” (11:59:56 PM): I'm typing like I have been drinking shitfaced?
die thx (12:00:05 AM): ...
“Celephais” (12:00:31 AM): I'm only moderately shitfaced, but I'm okay with dooming my friend to a land of cannodly bad.
“Celephais” (12:00:37 AM): yeah... bad.
die thx (12:00:49 AM): I have no idea what you're talking about.
“Celephais” (12:00:50 AM): it's not gramatical
“Celephais” (12:01:03 AM): haha, sounds appropriate.
die thx (12:01:11 AM): What did you need help with?
“Celephais” (12:01:21 AM): I don't actually need help
“Celephais” (12:01:30 AM): they are just really drunk
die thx (12:01:35 AM): Who?
“Celephais” (12:02:00 AM): my friends, I take it you do noth think they have reached the point of cannocal drunk?
“Celephais” (12:02:15 AM): you think that what I am saying is just a reaction.
die thx (12:02:41 AM): Cannocal is not a word, WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT GOOD SIR?
“Celephais” (12:02:46 AM): that it is just a position we have reached because some of my friends are incable of defending themselves, cannocally.
“Celephais” (12:02:54 AM): \haha, good sir?
“Celephais” (12:03:24 AM): cannocal is a word, but my firends have reached a point where they can use it, so nevermind.
die thx (12:03:41 AM): I just had to look it up because I didn't know wtf it was, and it's not in the dictionary.
die thx (12:03:42 AM): Try again!
“Celephais” (12:04:22 AM): hathathaah, steph, have a good night, tonight will be some attempts at somethings that won't work
“Celephais” (12:05:14 AM): steph, I don't epext my friends to succeed in a manor that's honext to you, we can all respect thae ruls layed down

[The Ponzzz]

http://i603.photobucket.com/albums/tt112/ausador/LolWut.jpg

[diethx]

die thx (12:05:34 AM): wtf are you talking about?
“Celephais” went away at 12:09:25 AM.
“Celephais” (12:19:30 AM): I dunno, I"m drunk, you're supposed to be happy you have one of me.
die thx (12:19:45 AM): I have one what?
________________________________________
Auto Response from “Celephais” (12:19:45 AM): Fuck off.
________________________________________
“Celephais” (12:19:53 AM): hahaha
“Celephais” (12:20:01 AM): ignore my auto response
die thx (12:20:03 AM): btw you're famous in the snippets thread.
die thx (12:20:04 AM): I did.
die thx (12:20:15 AM): I tried to see if anyone there could decipher you
“Celephais” (12:20:51 AM): haha, I love you, youre'e awesome. What on earth kind of snipet can you detc from me
die thx (12:21:14 AM): Man you're too drunk
“Celephais” (12:21:15 AM): I'm logical,, I'm just normal, whatt are you trying to read
“Celephais” (12:21:19 AM): I am?
die thx (12:21:25 AM): Yes, you aren't making ANY sense
“Celephais” (12:21:36 AM): aww, I'm not too drunk
die thx (12:21:53 AM): Then you're purposely trying to make no sense?
“Celephais” (12:22:05 AM): I don't remember getting hit by any sort of solid projective
die thx (12:22:39 AM): ...
“Celephais” (12:22:44 AM): no, I'm not trying to be a solid friend... I know you're tryingto be a world war 2 guy
“Celephais” (12:23:27 AM): DieTix, you are the bitch I love(yes I love), you are the bitch taht wants only WW2
“Celephais” (12:23:37 AM): love you sweetie
“Celephais” (12:23:47 AM): Can we stay WW2?
“Celephais” (12:24:27 AM): WW2+beyond is way beyond you my love!!!!? hhehee, WW2 for you my sweetie, deny them!
die thx (12:24:32 AM): I seriously don't even know what to say. But I am facepalming.
“Celephais” (12:24:48 AM): Dieths, I'm sorry
“Celephais” (12:25:04 AM): I didn't mean to do that for you
“Celephais” (12:25:25 AM): my facepalm for you, I"m there... with my love.
die thx (12:25:39 AM): Ok, you love me I get it. What is a WW2 guy?
“Celephais” (12:26:09 AM): I'm rhwew doe you swapirw ir... hNF UP DOE MY LOCW... ZOZO.. QIRH MW.
“Celephais” (12:26:22 AM): MY LOVE FOR YOU
“Celephais” (12:26:27 AM): IT'S THERE, XOSOSO
die thx (12:26:35 AM): OKAY
die thx (12:26:39 AM): GO SOBER UP
“Celephais” (12:26:47 AM): HAHA, YOU TOO SOBER UP
die thx (12:26:53 AM): Ok, i'll do that.
“Celephais” (12:26:56 AM): DIETHX, WE ALL LOVE YOU
“Celephais” (12:27:02 AM): YOU ARE OUR FRIEND
die thx (12:27:10 AM): Yes, i'm your friend.
“Celephais” (12:27:22 AM): WE ARE THERE FOR YOUK, WE SHALL BE THERE
die thx (12:27:28 AM): Fantastic.
“Celephais” (12:27:29 AM): WE LOVE YOU
“Celephais” (12:27:46 AM): WE LOVE YOU
“Celephais” (12:27:51 AM): ALWAYS
die thx (12:28:09 AM): WE THANK YOU

http://a292.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_cf051e9f1c8af2100169ad76214d2e1b.jpg

[thefarmer]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2047/bqbxrgahkcum3dshkfewqgnej2.jpg

[The Ponzzz]

Why hasn't this AIM convo been decoded for us yet?

[Celephais]

I still don't know what it means. I get very lovey when I'm drunk... that part makes sense (Sorta), but the WW2 shit makes no sense still. And no, I've not been hit by a solid projectile.

I think I told about six people that I loved them, over and over, that night. (not that I don't love you Diethx)

[Martaigne]

Most people should have their car keys taken away when drunk... you need your ethernet cable removed.

[Celephais]

and my cell phone. I've actually programmed while drunk. I literally woke up one morning to find that I wrote the majority of the code I use for pulse tracking finished... and in good form. I was amazed... I had to look over it all to make sure I didn't F it up, and I hadn't.

[diethx]

Most people should have their car keys taken away when drunk... you need your ethernet cable removed.

No way, because then we wouldn't get gems like the one above. That shit was priceless.

[Methais]

I like how the 2nd post in this thread was someone getting goatse'd.

I also like how the next post was PB getting pwned by goatse.

AND I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF IT SO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!212ee3893rfu ihrebbv ialvurvy89075hnt2bygqvbjklufrt7nqfuio3lc13kq

[Back]

rofl. I’m going to have to AIM you one night when I’m hammered, Saladface. Comedy gold. While I’ve had my share of drunken AIMs I don’t think I’ve ever been THAT nonsensical.

Shit. If we started a chat and got Drayal in all hell would break loose.

[Asha]

lol not even kidding, you're right.

[Asha]

what happened to playerscornerchat

[Celephais]

what happened to playerscornerchat
I decided to make a mibbit chat channel if anyone wants to revive the chat...

www.deadlylight.com/gspcchat.aspx (http://www.deadlylight.com/gspcchat.aspx)

[iJin]

Jen: ITS A GUY
Jen: ANSER MARIO
Jen: !!
Ponzzz: hahah
Ponzzz: yes
Ponzzz: it is
Jen: I KNEW IT
Jen: !!
Jen: i have a tranny radar
Jen: you see
Ponzzz: HE STILL HAS NICE THIGHS
Ponzzz: I mean
Ponzzz: he plays a good bass
Jen: it was going off the...
Jen: SNIPPITING!

[The Ponzzz]

:lol2:

[iJin]

rettemichjen (11:03:38 AM): man my dad
rettemichjen (11:03:41 AM): is in the kitchen
rettemichjen (11:03:45 AM): and watching movies
rettemichjen (11:03:52 AM): and i hate being in the kitchen and wanting to cook
rettemichjen (11:03:55 AM): when other people are there
rettemichjen (11:03:57 AM): is that weird?
Jordan (11:04:07 AM): A little.
Jordan (11:04:20 AM): Tell him to go away, I'm practicing being a woman.
Jordan (11:04:24 AM): In the kitchen and what not.
Jordan (11:04:47 AM): Lol
Jordan (11:04:48 AM): ?
Jordan(11:05:14 AM): LOL?!
Jordan (11:05:54 AM): JEN! DID YOU BLOCK ME?!

[Jorddyn]

die thx (12:05:34 AM): wtf are you talking about?
“Celephais” went away at 12:09:25 AM.
“Celephais” (12:19:30 AM): I dunno, I"m drunk, you're supposed to be happy you have one of me.
die thx (12:19:45 AM): I have one what?
________________________________________
Auto Response from “Celephais” (12:19:45 AM): Fuck off.
________________________________________
“Celephais” (12:19:53 AM): hahaha
“Celephais” (12:20:01 AM): ignore my auto response
die thx (12:20:03 AM): btw you're famous in the snippets thread.
die thx (12:20:04 AM): I did.
die thx (12:20:15 AM): I tried to see if anyone there could decipher you
“Celephais” (12:20:51 AM): haha, I love you, youre'e awesome. What on earth kind of snipet can you detc from me
die thx (12:21:14 AM): Man you're too drunk
“Celephais” (12:21:15 AM): I'm logical,, I'm just normal, whatt are you trying to read
“Celephais” (12:21:19 AM): I am?
die thx (12:21:25 AM): Yes, you aren't making ANY sense
“Celephais” (12:21:36 AM): aww, I'm not too drunk
die thx (12:21:53 AM): Then you're purposely trying to make no sense?
“Celephais” (12:22:05 AM): I don't remember getting hit by any sort of solid projective
die thx (12:22:39 AM): ...
“Celephais” (12:22:44 AM): no, I'm not trying to be a solid friend... I know you're tryingto be a world war 2 guy
“Celephais” (12:23:27 AM): DieTix, you are the bitch I love(yes I love), you are the bitch taht wants only WW2
“Celephais” (12:23:37 AM): love you sweetie
“Celephais” (12:23:47 AM): Can we stay WW2?
“Celephais” (12:24:27 AM): WW2+beyond is way beyond you my love!!!!? hhehee, WW2 for you my sweetie, deny them!
die thx (12:24:32 AM): I seriously don't even know what to say. But I am facepalming.
“Celephais” (12:24:48 AM): Dieths, I'm sorry
“Celephais” (12:25:04 AM): I didn't mean to do that for you
“Celephais” (12:25:25 AM): my facepalm for you, I"m there... with my love.
die thx (12:25:39 AM): Ok, you love me I get it. What is a WW2 guy?
“Celephais” (12:26:09 AM): I'm rhwew doe you swapirw ir... hNF UP DOE MY LOCW... ZOZO.. QIRH MW.
“Celephais” (12:26:22 AM): MY LOVE FOR YOU
“Celephais” (12:26:27 AM): IT'S THERE, XOSOSO
die thx (12:26:35 AM): OKAY
die thx (12:26:39 AM): GO SOBER UP
“Celephais” (12:26:47 AM): HAHA, YOU TOO SOBER UP
die thx (12:26:53 AM): Ok, i'll do that.
“Celephais” (12:26:56 AM): DIETHX, WE ALL LOVE YOU
“Celephais” (12:27:02 AM): YOU ARE OUR FRIEND
die thx (12:27:10 AM): Yes, i'm your friend.
“Celephais” (12:27:22 AM): WE ARE THERE FOR YOUK, WE SHALL BE THERE
die thx (12:27:28 AM): Fantastic.
“Celephais” (12:27:29 AM): WE LOVE YOU
“Celephais” (12:27:46 AM): WE LOVE YOU
“Celephais” (12:27:51 AM): ALWAYS
die thx (12:28:09 AM): WE THANK YOU

http://a292.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_cf051e9f1c8af2100169ad76214d2e1b.jpg

How did I miss this, and why have I never AIM'd Celephais?

[iJin]

rettemichjen (9:25:37 PM): go sleep!
rettemichjen (9:25:38 PM): <3
Beng718 (9:25:45 PM): Yes <3>3
Beng718 (9:25:46 PM): exit
Beng718 (9:25:49 PM): No I did not just
rettemichjen (9:25:53 PM): LOL
rettemichjen (9:25:53 PM): nhgfmd
Beng718 (9:25:54 PM): ...........

[Stanley Burrell]

LA PUTA DE CARAJO, QUE VOY HACER?

[CrystalTears]

We need a disclaimer that snippets should be IMs that would be amusing to more than the poster.

That is all.

[iJin]

The amusing part of that snippet is when Stanley typed, "exit", which goes back to GS, which goes even further to how nerdy and funny it is.

[4a6c1]

RojoDisco (8:44:28 PM): talk about manp0rn. make me happy
RojoDisco (8:44:31 PM): ready set go
gpariseau (8:44:33 PM): manporn, hm
gpariseau (8:44:35 PM): hmmm
gpariseau (8:44:47 PM): *puts on his gunther 'stache
gpariseau (8:44:55 PM): *you tech my tralala
gpariseau (8:45:01 PM): *my ding ding dong
RojoDisco (8:45:04 PM): GEORGI WIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

RojoDisco (8:44:28 PM): talk about manp0rn. make me happy
RojoDisco (8:44:31 PM): ready set go
gpariseau (8:44:33 PM): manporn, hm
gpariseau (8:44:35 PM): hmmm
gpariseau (8:44:47 PM): *puts on his gunther 'stache
gpariseau (8:44:55 PM): *you tech my tralala
gpariseau (8:45:01 PM): *my ding ding dong
RojoDisco (8:45:04 PM): GEORGI WIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U

Tutti Frutti Summer Love is better. I have fond memories of IMing Mario while trashed off of Absinthe to that song.

[ElanthianSiren]

LurkingPCer (6:20:58 PM): no, a long alter - come up with something - fast. i expect no less than 5 references to something with a sinister glow
Me (6:21:49 PM):
a sinister glowy batshit crazy zweilhander (sp) that makes you pee your pants and mewl like a kitten at its very sight!
LurkingPCer (6:22:19 PM): pee your pants is an invalid term
Me (6:22:34 PM): cuz what if they're wearing a skirt! RIGHT I GET IT
LurkingPCer (6:25:34 PM): a sinister, which is subjective, i guess you could call it really mean or pugnacious or something, glowy batshit crazy, or mentally insane if you want to be politically correct, zweilhander, unless your hands are really big, then i guess you'd have to use a half and a half, maybe just one hand, that makes you mewl like a terrified kitten or rhino if you're not mute or don't know what a kitten is at its very sight!
Me (6:26:13 PM): lol touche

[CrystalTears]

CT: ohai
Liagala: Hai
Liagala: <-- had meatcake for lunch :-D
CT: lol
CT: TMI!
Liagala: lol
Liagala: No, it's the good kind! I got pictures!
CT: Yeah, exactly... TMI!
Liagala: !!

[Drunken Durfin]

RandomQuestioner (10:00:13 PM): what do you think a 7x shield is worth?
DrunkenDurfin (10:00:31 PM): $12.63?
RandomQuestioner (10:00:40 PM): like in coins
DrunkenDurfin (10:00:47 PM): 12.63?
RandomQuestioner (10:00:53 PM): thanks...

[Daniel]

Context:

I was visiting a friend a few weeks back and ended up leaving some of my things behind on accident. I'm going back to pick it up this weekend:

Chat:

Friend: the other day i felt like your freakin wife, i was washing and drying and folding and setting your clothes aside for u
so you can take them back with u when u come

Sent at 12:09 PM on Friday

me: I don't know how to respond to this comment

Friend: haha why???
i was just kidding
plz u think if i was your wife, i would be doing all that shit for u??

me: Well, I guess you'd have to prioritize between that and making me sandwhiches

[Clove]

[16:18] Clove: "It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"
[16:19] Martaigne: More shitmydadsays?
[16:21] Clove: Yes. But again... isn't it funny without any context?
[16:22] Martaigne: That one is yes, it was just the last one had some verbage that confused me for a moment.
[16:22] Clove: Well he's a verbagely confusing guy... it's part of what makes it all funny.
[16:22] Clove: I think we ought to get you together with Backlash... smoke some stuff... help you just enjoy the ride :P
[16:23] Martaigne: I don't want to be anywhere near that motherfucker.
[16:23] Clove: That's what she said.

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays (best Twitter ever).

[Drew]

[LNet]-Knack: "how do I pay my wizard guild dues?"
[LNet]-You: "Go to the guild and ASK MASTER ABOUT RESIGN"
[LNet]-You: "then RESIGN CONFIRM"
[LNet]-Knack: "know where the one is in teras?"
[LNet]-Gone: "its on the glaeson star"
[LNet]-Mallagra: "go see a fire mage, they will point you in the right direction"

[g++]

Bloodbath at the office


1:59 PM David: i have a 3pm meeting with my bosses today too
2:00 PM i might be in your boat come days end
lol
2:01 PM me: heh good luck man
if not its too for tuesday in bmore
two*
7 minutes2:08 PM David: for whatever reason my bosses have really been coming down hard on me
2:09 PM the last two work days, and they want to meet with me to dicuss a conference call tonight
sometime tells me thats not all we are going to discuss
odds are I am getting fired today, but sometime tells men a heavy warning is coming my way
2:10 PM me: you mean odds are you are not being fired today?
David: odds are I am not being fired
but who knows
me: yah, they prolly just want you to focus or something
David: this is a good time for me to be fired, cause I get my student loan check in a week
2:11 PM and that can cover rent and living for 3 months
me: heh wow now thats optimism
im leaning more towards taking a little break and focusing on school now
2:12 PM the more i think about it the more i think i could easily live on unemployment no matter how low it is, my total monthly expenses are like 600 dollars
David: oh ya
you can do that
see the e-mail I just sent you
me: if i quit smoking and didnt go out on weekends i could take a full course load this semester and then pick up the search
it hasnt come yet
2:13 PM still nothin
2:15 PM David: opps sent to your yahoo
i just sent it to your gmail
2:17 PM me: Wow, did you change the website yet?
David: oh ya
first thing monday morning
he sent that friday when I was out of the office
2:18 PM its that intense though?
me: yah thats a pretty harsh email, id tip-toe
i dont think ive ever gotten a professional email where someone told me they were disappointed with me
David: and he CCed the owner on it
2:19 PM so they are both meeting with me at 3pm
i might get fired
the only thing, I have been here longer then anyone else
soooo...the time that I have spent here, may buy me one more chance
me: do you have a good exuse at all?
2:20 PM David: ya, that I had tooo much on my plate during the holidays
I covered for all the peopl that were on vaction
me: i would just say ive been really busy and while theres no exuse it will never happen again or something along that line
David: ya
2:21 PM I already told them in my response, no excuse
me: did they respond at all?
2:22 PM David: they did
put it this way, they weren't as harsh as that
but they weren't exactly easy to the eyes either
me: lol sucks man
2:23 PM good luck
David: both are them are talking to me
thanks, I need it
me: call me when you find out
David: er...aren't talking to me
hahah-I will
2:24 PM me: is the **** guy the one talking to you?
2:25 PM David: ya, him and the owner
2:26 PM me: :(
2:27 PM David: the saving grace is...there is a meeting tonight that I am running, so they want to meet about that
but I know thats not all they want to talk about
me: oh that changes everything
2:28 PM i wouldent worry too much, although i would make sure i kept that website updated like 8 times a day for at least a year
David: hahahaha
ya
they are going to double team me with...
"whats up with you lately?"
"you need to be on top of things"
me: dude this whole "Your laid off but have to come in for a month" deal is rediculously awkward
2:29 PM yah they prolly will
David: oh i bet
me: but they wont fire you if your running a meeting
i kind of half heartedly wish they had just laid me off on the spot, but on the other hand the extra checks will be nice, what happened to normal severence?
2:31 PM David: for real
2:32 PM well, at least you have the ONE month to figure things out
I rather have one month, then no month
me: true im just saying couldent they just give you a months pay? why do i have to sit here and have 45 year old 500 pound ugly women in dead end jobs come up to my desk and tell me they feel sorry for me
2:34 PM David: hahah
wierd
how many of you are getting laid off?
2:35 PM me: 6 me, my supervisor, and the entire lab will now be run by one guy who doesnt know how to run the lab
it was previously run by 4 people who didnt know how to run the lab lol
2:36 PM David: oh man
did you look at craigslist for jobs?
me: nah why bother?
i applied to a bunch of jobs at ******* aside from that im just waiting to file for unemployment basically
2:37 PM cant even do that till im actually terminated which is another reason severance would be better
2:40 PM David: ah, I see
2:41 PM me: 2 more people just got laid off
i love this place
2:44 PM David: just now?
2:45 PM me: yup
2:46 PM they were not in yesterday
David: ah
me: why they lay people off at 2 o'clock is a god damn mystery to me
2:47 PM but they did the same thing yesterday
2:48 PM well gl in your meeting, remember to call me
2:49 PM David: think happy thoughts
I have a dinner date with megan, her roommate and big b tomorrow
2:50 PM me: lol nice
big b actually like that girl?
David: ya
he is cooking us dinner
me: save me a meatball
David: i will
2:53 PM ok, I'll be back

[Kuyuk]

well that was a let down...

thanks for posting us all the talk but none of the fun.

we didnt get to read the nasty email, and we dont know if he got canned.

I'm disappointed in you g++

[g++]

My entire office was laid off yesterday-today and my friend dave was fired today pretty much as soon as he walked through the door after getting up from that convo.

[NocturnalRob]

My entire office was laid off yesterday
brutal. but it sounds like you're pretty well-prepared for it?

[g++]

brutal. but it sounds like you're pretty well-prepared for it?

Im 28 years old have no dependents and my rent is 450 dollars a month. So by the fact that I have absolutely no responsibilities yah I guess I am prepared because I live like I am unemployed already heh. Honestly it sucks but meh it was just no grants came through.

[Liagala]

SomeRogue: i r bored
Liagala: i r confused
SomeRogue: about what?
SomeRogue: bread goes on the outside of the sammich
Liagala: Our Aflac premiums went up, by a significant percentage, for no apparent reason and without notification.
SomeRogue: oh
Liagala: lol
Liagala: asshole :P

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Chat snippet (for another forum, all women)

HS: I hate facebook games
Danstaboo: FB was fun when it was selective
HS: If you could burn your farm, I'd be forced to play
HS: especially if I could kidnap Ukrainian teenagers, tell them they are going to be nannies and set up a brothel in my corn fields
NikkiTheUnicorn: LOL
Broc: LMFAO
Danstaboo: haha
HS: But then I'd have to have a separate facebook that my churchies couldn't see
HS: I could choose what to shoot them up with
HS: how long it would last
HS: chase them down when it wore off
NikkiTheUnicorn: Your church people all get notifications like, "Help me traffic 10 sluts across international borders!"
HS: decide which ones to sell to fat arab princes
Sylver: this isn't an actual game is it?
NikkiTheUnicorn: "HS sent you a packet of herpes medication!"
Sylver: OMG
Danstaboo: noooo, hahaha
HS: Nikki's whores all have the clap. Can someone send her a case of valtrex?
HS: Awwww, little Sonia ran away. Can I get someone to return her ass for her beatdown?
HS: Nikki has a client looking for a tall blond with dead eyes who likes DP. 100 experience points if you have a girl who fits
NikkiTheUnicorn: The quota for work visas is down this year. Does anyone have fake papers for the crop of Thai whores floating on a dingy in the pacific?
HS: The valtrex script failed to work. Does anyone have some parking lot construction we can use to bury the dead bodies?

[4a6c1]

:rofl:

[Clove]

Clove:
I have no idea what to make for dinner, but it's Sunday so it should be good.
Yesterday at 4:48

Chris:
Breakfast is always a good choice for Sundays.
Yesterday at 6:37pm ·

Clove:
Heh. We already had biscuits and gravy for breakfast. Spaghetti, meatballs, garlic bread and broccoli, tonight.
11 hours ago ·

Nicole (Clove's Sister-in-Law):
There needs to be a wife swap!
8 hours ago ·

Toni:
Sundays are always steak and baked potato nights :)
8 hours ago ·

David (Clove's Brother):
WTF Nicole?
7 hours ago ·

Toni:
The Nicole/David exchange so needs to go on Failbooking.com :D
6 hours ago ·

Clove:
LOL LOL LOL.
4 minutes ago ·

[Kuyuk]

?

[Clove]

???!

[AnticorRifling]

No he's right. ? is a pretty accurate comment for that.

Is that some facebook back and forth or something? Is the funny the wife swap mean you should cook for them and not sexual zomg freudian slip sort of thing?

[Clove]

No he's right. ? is a pretty accurate comment for that.

Is that some facebook back and forth or something? Is the funny the wife swap mean you should cook for them and not sexual zomg freudian slip sort of thing?Yeah, but see how you had specific questions that were best expressed by more than a point of punctuation? I can address those and at least attempt to clarify for you.

Yeah it was a FB thread, but I hardly thought it justified a new category. And I have absolutely no idea WHAT was going on in my sister-in-law's head, but my brother's WTF reaction was just priceless!

[pabstblueribbon]

(8:27:31 PM) girl: was that supposed to work?
(8:28:05 PM) dude: did it!?!
(8:28:08 PM) girl: cause it exited after I put my box on the counter
(8:29:07 PM) dude: haha
(8:29:11 PM) dude: say that again
(8:29:19 PM) girl: I put my box on the counter
(8:29:26 PM) dude: haha
(8:29:27 PM) girl: and the script said done!
(8:29:30 PM) dude: say that again
(8:29:31 PM) girl: oh stfu

[The-Pwny-Express]

?......

is that supposed to be something sexual? box on the counter and the script exited? Idk I can turn some comments pretty perverted but even I'd have trouble with that one. Maybe I'm just sleepy

[Celephais]

Hate to waste any time explaining it to you

box.

[The-Pwny-Express]

I think it WOULD be a waste of time. I agree with you

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

backstory: I'm on another forum and known for being a bitch. Someone tried to shame me for being a cunt and in doing so offended another troll/bitch by implying I am somehow bitchier/cuntier than her. A poll and this chat ensues.

HS: I'm ten points ahead of you, Nikki
NikkiTheUnicorn: wut wut
HS: in da butt, dat's wut
HS: In the who's more of a mean whore poll, bitch
NikkiTheUnicorn: How can this be?
NikkiTheUnicorn: What have I done in this life to deserve this?!
HS: I don't understand the dichotomy. How are you a mean bully and I'm uber awesome. I should be the fucking runaway winner.
NikkiTheUnicorn: Because instead of being direct, I make videos mocking people's stupidity and post them for everyone to laugh at?
broc: ftr I voted for Nikki
broc: Because I think that she still has troll depths to plumb
HS: FINE.
NikkiTheUnicorn: Woohoo!
broc: I know that there are vile depths to which Nikki is capable of she hasn't yet sunk
broc: whereas I'm not sure you know where the depths of the internet lay, HS.
HS: Well, be that way!
NikkiTheUnicorn: I do in fact know where the internet goes to die.
broc: I believe you. Please dear god do not try to convince me.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

More from the other forum. Talking about hot men in film.

HS: Wait, you say Val Kilmer was hot but you wouldn't do Tim Olyphant?
pedantic: does anyone find the guy from v for vendetta hot? no, i dont mean the actor, I mean the character? even tho you never see his face? i find myself wanting to ride him into the sunset
NikkiTheUnicorn: Pedantic is cracked
NikkiTheUnicorn: ...
NikkiTheUnicorn: You are cracked.
NikkiTheUnicorn: How the fuck can you not find the Hitman hot..
Gault: mebbe, mebee.
NikkiTheUnicorn: BUT LOVE V?
Gault: it's his voice, really
NikkiTheUnicorn: Come here so I can beat you with a bag of forks
pedantic: ew no, i just googled val. he looks terrible
HS: Stab her, stab her again
pedantic: yeah his voice is magical
pedantic: it's the mystery bitches
HS: Come on though, Tim O in deadwood is so channeling Val in Tombstone
NikkiTheUnicorn: These bitches have no taste
NikkiTheUnicorn: sorry but your clitoris is missing if you didn't get somewhat excited during Hitman
NikkiTheUnicorn: it's SCIENCE
pedantic: i've been watching a lot of beatles stuff lately and find myself attracted to Ringo
pedantic: im fucked
NikkiTheUnicorn: Let me get this straight
NikkiTheUnicorn: you think Ringo Starr is fuckable
NikkiTheUnicorn: but you think Timothy Olyphant is 'gross'
pedantic: yes im a weirdo.. i like weird looking guys
NikkiTheUnicorn: I think Matt Damon is hot, I don't use that as an excuse, holy shit.
pedantic: OK, I'm going to bed ladies. I have a hubby waiting for me.
pedantic: g'night
pedantic has left the chat. (Connection closed)
Gault: kbai
NikkiTheUnicorn: Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
HS: She has the shittiest taste
HS: And inconsistant
NikkiTheUnicorn: OH YAH TIMOTHY OLYPHANT IS GROSS
Gault: lololol, you guys
NikkiTheUnicorn: BUT FUCK, RINGO STARR IS FUCKING ORGASMIC, WRINKLY BALLS IS WHERE ITS AT
HS: No one would would do Doc Holiday would reject Olyphant
NikkiTheUnicorn: I'm sorry, Tim Oly is bonified hot fucking shit
NikkiTheUnicorn: Only someone broke in the kitty would deny it
HS: broke in the kitty?!
Gault: I think I found my catch phrase for the week

[Tisket]

NikkiTheUnicorn: Because instead of being direct, I make videos mocking people's stupidity and post them for everyone to laugh at?

I'm a little upset that you haven't made a new video mocking the PC again. It's the closest most of us will ever get to fifteen minutes of fame. Do it you slacker.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Guys, if you ever feel bad about your sex life just be glad you are not this fucker. This is possibly the most emo anyone has ever been towards me. I know the last part of me trolling him is needlessly cruel but JFC. He's IMed me emo-ly and gotten the same response other times, I don't get why he persists. I think he's masochistic.


Axxxxx: give me one self pertaining reason not to kill myself
Axxxxx: since anything that could motivate me or is otherwise desirable is too fucking good for me
Axxxxx: because i apparently dont fucking try hard enough, or in the right way, or in the right location.........
Axxxxx: sorry. its tthe truth
Axxxxx: too bad im an awful human being
Axxxxx: who cant be selfless
Axxxxx: and therefore deserves how he sufferes because he cant be selfless
Axxxxx: ... so is a life on numerous pills to make me happyw ith the pills toxic effects coupled with a morose boring life i can affect no change on to the positive in actuality
Axxxxx: just age more and die anyway... but at least im not as bored and such then? idk.
Axxxxx: im utterly miserable
Axxxxx: im great only at being self absorbed and pissing people off.
Axxxxx: so ir eally dont see the point
Axxxxx: im a hrorendous friend
Axxxxx: ill never BE a lover
Axxxxx: everyone has it a million times worse than me
Axxxxx: i dont want it one time worse than me.....
Axxxxx: get the jist?
Lady Adriata: I don't
Lady Adriata: suicide is dumb. I can't put into words just how dumb it is.
Lady Adriata: there are so many people who live a life like a million times worse than yours. pull your head out of your ass.
Axxxxx: thats the logic used to justify all the worlds ills -- someone else has it worse man up and its all your fualt for not doing x properly enough
Lady Adriata: People say it because it's the truth you dipshit
Lady Adriata: There comes a time in your life when you stop crying, put on the big kid undies, make like Nike and just do it
Axxxxx: yup just do macdonalds or walmart for hte rest of my life and woohoo i love that fat ugly hasbeen neverwas excuse for a redneck bitch i couldnt force myself to bone when i was 17.... -_-
Lady Adriata: Go back to school then
Axxxxx: thats life's prospects for me. seriously. im so poorly talented in anything
Axxxxx: wow
Axxxxx: another useless piece of paper
Lady Adriata: Obviously not useless if it means you're not working at Walmart or McDonalds. Those people did something right since most of them don't spend their days staring at girls from afar like a creepster and then crying about it online like a socially retarded dumbfuck.
Axxxxx: that i cant afford because i dont have the credit........ for the private loan becaue i dont have the recommendation letters and standardized test score
Axxxxx: oh im sorry
Axxxxx: i coudl teach
Axxxxx: thgen get fired the moment i stared at every hot senior on the campus *cough*
Axxxxx: this is my fate, really.
Lady Adriata: there's no such thing as fate, at least not the kind of 'fate' you subscribe to.
Lady Adriata: You're in charge
Lady Adriata: what the fuck is the point in wallowing in all of this self-pity really?
Lady Adriata: for all the energy you spend feeling sorry for yourself, you could put it into stuff that makes your life better
Lady Adriata: Maybe if you stopped obsessing about sex and wrapping up your self-esteem in whether or not you're getting pussy, you will actually, you know, get pussy
Axxxxx: there isnt one
Axxxxx: this takes no real energy though -_-
Axxxxx: unlike anythign that would presupposedly better my life
Lady Adriata: It does, you're just too retarded to see that
Lady Adriata: I'd be exhausted if I spent as much time hating myself as you do hating yourself.
Axxxxx: no laying down and bieng pissed off doesnt take much energy by comparison.
Axxxxx: eh what am i supposed to do
Axxxxx: its about comparisons...... I could show you someone whos in grad school who will succeed
Axxxxx: or someone who did succeed with their undergrad
Axxxxx: hahahaha. married at 20 to his college sweetheart. theyre both baptist too. good folks. entirely unlike me
Lady Adriata: You give up before you even start.
Lady Adriata: It's always "Well I imagine it to be like....." "It'll just be like...".
Lady Adriata: You don't actually know because you don't just fucking go for it. Stop imagining what the world is like and, oh I dunno, live in it?
Lady Adriata: you are in the driver's seat
Axxxxx: thats just it
Axxxxx: it doestn matter that im there
Axxxxx: I just know that I'm bad.
Lady Adriata: you are all excuses, no solutions.
Axxxxx: That I'm meant for minimum reward at maximum effort and that if I don't bust ass harder and fawrther for less, it's all my fault anyway
Lady Adriata: Seriously, you are a likable person
Lady Adriata: At least when you're not being emo and retarded
Axxxxx: I want to be....... but...... there are evidences against this
Axxxxx: im very likeable -as just a friend-
Axxxxx: the moment you send someone sexually attractive intot he picture that actually has *gasp* anything in common with me........ im great.......as just a friend
Lady Adriata: Because low self-esteem is unattractive and is possibly the fastest way to make a girl drier than the sahara
Lady Adriata: not to mention extremely emotionally draining
Axxxxx: yes so is old age without money power and lots of bedroom skills
Axxxxx: and boning some random fat gross chick isnt gonna make me feel like im great in the sack its just gonna justify im a worthless redneck sack of shit no matter WHERE my degree is from -_-
Lady Adriata: It's not about that shit. At all.
Axxxxx: yes it is draining. only i cant...... my mind is as such --- i cant believe in anything without material, and concrete evidence based repetitively
Axxxxx: it isnt about personality.
Lady Adriata: No, it's about attitude.
Lady Adriata: I'm telling you, it makes people run for the hills when someone has a shit self-esteem
Lady Adriata: It's perhaps the number 1 most draining thing you can deal with in a relationship, be it a one night stand or long-term.
Lady Adriata: constantly having to validate the person
Lady Adriata: constantly having to reassure them
Lady Adriata: give give give, all the while they're just fishing for even more and it's never enough. And that translates to other areas- bad in bed, dead end job, etc. Why do you think power IS sexually attractive? Because the person thinks enough of themselves to take it.
Lady Adriata: If women are running from you it's not because of anything like that
Lady Adriata: It's zomg if you believe you don't deserve me then you must not, get away you clingy and needy motherfucker.
Axxxxx: *nods* but thats just it
Axxxxx: I CAN believe I deserve them
Axxxxx: or that I could be good enough for them.......
Axxxxx: until the proof states otherwise, surrepetitiously.
Axxxxx: I will, the moment law, order, political correctness etc do? I mean think about it. I'm already a chauvanistic mysoginist just for wanting a girlfriend I actually can get a boner to!
Lady Adriata: It's all or nothing, dude.
Lady Adriata: You put pussy on a pedestal
Lady Adriata: This is what I mean
Lady Adriata: You want someone, even if it's just a friend, to be like 'there there it's okay'. I can only imagine how over the top annoying you'd be as a boyfriend.
Lady Adriata: You can't do that if you don't want to turn people off
Axxxxx: sometimes, of course I do.
Lady Adriata: friends, potential lovers
Axxxxx: But then, what is the point of a friend?
Axxxxx: There isn't one really, the word suddenly carries meaning without having any.
Lady Adriata: You want validation but the truth is there is nothing I nor anyone else could say that will change how you feel or how you behave. I don't even know why I responded to you because typically I ignore you when you're acting like a fucking retard like this.
Lady Adriata: Seriously, though, it comes down to this
Lady Adriata: If you don't like your life
Lady Adriata: either change it, or STFU
Axxxxx: It's just so easy for you, heh
Lady Adriata: LOL, okay. Sure. It's totally easy, my life is rainbows and unicorns, man, it always has been!
Lady Adriata: This entire conversation is pretty much pointless.
Lady Adriata: Stop obsessing about the vag and you'll get some. There is a lot more to life.
Axxxxx: ....... of course its no big deal to you. Youve been fucking and or in love with someone (and you get the choice due to vagina if nothing else) since what? fifteen?
Lady Adriata: I have never and will never define who I am by who I am or am not fucking
Lady Adriata: I knew that was pathetic when I was 15, and I know it now
Axxxxx: I don't know why I bothered asking for a little empathy from you
Lady Adriata: I don't know why you thought crying to me like a bitch was a good idea in the first place.
Lady Adriata: If you do decide to off yourself, make it good, and try to rick'roll people in your suicide note.
Axxxxx: FUCK YOU.
Axxxxx is away
Lady Adriata: LOL, awesome. Just remember kids: http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/publicsafetyspoof.jpg
Auto-response: Axxxxx is away
Apparently I am a pathetic whiny crybaby. I hate people.

[Khariz]

Best post on any forum that I have read all week. Thanks!

[Drew]

Guys, if you ever feel bad about your sex life just be glad you are not this fucker. This is possibly the most emo anyone has ever been towards me. I know the last part of me trolling him is needlessly cruel but JFC. He's IMed me emo-ly and gotten the same response other times, I don't get why he persists. I think he's masochistic.


That guy wants to fuck you so bad. He thinks he can whine his way in.

[Methais]

Axxxxx: QQQQQQ
Lady Adriata: Shut up fag, kill yourself.
Axxxxx: FUCK YOU.
Axxxxx is away
Lady Adriata: LOL
Auto-response: Axxxxx is away
Apparently I am a pathetic whiny crybaby. I hate people.

Translated for TLDR.

I think you were too easy on him to be honest, but it was still good stuff. :clap:

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

He came back, apologized for flipping out, and then started in again. I didn't even bother trying to be serious:


Axxxx: im never smart enough...... ill never be stephen hawkings or whatnot
Axxxx: so i dont relaly get anything but a meaningless pat on the back
Lady Adriata: Stephen Hawking gets mad pussy yo
Axxxx: ..... uhm
Axxxx: stephenhawkings is a mute quadrapalegic.
Lady Adriata: I thought he was a football player!
Axxxx is away

[Methais]

He came back, apologized for flipping out, and then started in again. I didn't even bother trying to be serious:


Axxxx: im never smart enough...... ill never be stephen hawkings or whatnot
Axxxx: so i dont relaly get anything but a meaningless pat on the back
Lady Adriata: Stephen Hawking gets mad pussy yo
Axxxx: ..... uhm
Axxxx: stephenhawkings is a mute quadrapalegic.
Lady Adriata: I thought he was a football player!
Axxxx is away

Have him IM me next time.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

PC CHAT



NikkiTheUnicorn: those are sex in seed form
Radamanthys: hahaha, Don't I have those in my ass?
Nachos: Vibrating pomegranate seeds, yes.
Penis-sharer: ...
NikkiTheUnicorn: ... Do you?
pk: yes
pk: you do
NikkiTheUnicorn: exactly

[radamanthys]

PC CHAT



NikkiTheUnicorn: those are sex in seed form
Radamanthys: hahaha, Don't I have those in my ass?
Nachos: Vibrating pomegranate seeds, yes.
Penis-sharer: ...
NikkiTheUnicorn: ... Do you?
pk: yes
pk: you do
NikkiTheUnicorn: exactly

Exactly.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Emo wonder is back!

Axxx: well lots of things make me smile
Axxx: for like a second or so
Axxx: till i realize i have nobody to share them with
Axxx: and that im hopelessly turned on by little cute barely legals in aeropastle and hollister ;\
Lady Adriata: I'm turned on by homeless women
Lady Adriata: Something about the possibility of getting a lice infestation in my mattress is such a turn on
Lady Adriata: Also, chicks in wheelchairs. Especially if they are drunk and have questionable bladder control.
Axxx: ...
Axxx: do you take ANYTHING seriously?
Lady Adriata: Why would you think I am not being totally serious right now?
Axxx: it must be nice to go through life as an emotionally-detached ice queen
Lady Adriata: That is my secret to charming men. I hold their beers and keep them icefuckingcold while they're doing man stuff.
Axxx: you are perhaps one of the most infuriating people i've ever talked to

[AnticorRifling]

I don't know who that is but she would be easy to fuck with.

[Athgo]

I thought it was a dude, which makes it even sadder.

[Cephalopod]

I thought it was a dude, which makes it even sadder.

Sexist.

...but yeah, I thought so to. Which makes it 10x funnier.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

It IS a guy.

[Marl]

you should sign whoever that is up to receive coupons like this daily in their inbox..


http://www.shop2world.net/daily/aero072209_Aero_GuysLP.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

What's really sad is this guy is 32 years old.

[AnticorRifling]

That's not a guy, that's a chick with a penis.

[Cephalopod]

Specifically, this chick with a penis:
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k287/tarheel4104/1164590723294ec3.jpg

[thefarmer]

Share the SN so we can all IM him and share the ensuing lulz

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

That's not a guy, that's a chick with a penis.

Axxx: i came with the male equipment, but nothing else.
Axxx: the only counter is so much in the way of happy pills, i have a once inch penis and sleep all the time
Lady Adriata: it's okay, my penis is only one inch too.

[Androidpk]

This dudes name wouldn't happen to be Hedwig would it?

[AnticorRifling]

Specifically, this chick with a penis:
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k287/tarheel4104/1164590723294ec3.jpg

I love that second poem. You know that chick went and cut (a pie) to feel after reading it.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Emodude provides too much fun for me to block him.


Axxx: all i can do lately is be insomniac or have nightmare.s i mean im sure a week to two break isnt gonna kill my waistline or anything but still
Axxx: nevermind being tired my skin needs to stop beign a wreck. feels like theres not enough time in a day.
Lady Adriata: You know what girls think is hot?
Axxx: really, i need a change of pace socially and intimately but have no idea outside of everything ive tried how to break in the desirable crowds
Axxx: confidence
Lady Adriata: No
Axxx: yeah yeah i know.
Axxx: oh?
Axxx: money power and being 22? :P
Lady Adriata: A robotic baritone.
Axxx: i wish i could sing
Lady Adriata: That's why Stephen Hawking scores so much pussy.
Axxx: okay, you keep saying stuff about stephen hawkings but i don't think he is who you think he is
Lady Adriata: It doesn't matter who he is, it matters that he has crazy sex orgies. You could learn something from him.
Axxx: i.. um. you should google him.

Axxx: That girl's profile messed with my brain
Axxx: now all I can think about is a geekyg irl baking in her bra and panties
Axxx: and that styx song
Axxx: I HATE THAT GROUP. THEYRE LIKE NINE BILLION YEARS OLD.
Lady Adriata: They are certainly over 9000
Axxx: speaking of something over 9000
Axxx: my age.
Lady Adriata: You're never too old to liek mudkipz
Axxx: wtf are mudkipz??

[Elgrim]

Fuck him, I love Styx. If you don't love Styx you are a communist.

[Drew]

Mudkipz, I herd you like them

http://www.battlereports.com/users/Micro/shoddybattle/mudkipz.jpg

[thefarmer]

Invite him out to some random place.
Imply sexual encounter.
Install video camera.
Tape resulting meltdown.
Post for the lulz.

Bonus points if you jump out after the meltdown and scream either 'Punk'd!' or "You're on Candid Camera!'

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Nachos: I gobbled that meat down.

[Androidpk]

Mudkipz, I herd you like them

http://www.battlereports.com/users/Micro/shoddybattle/mudkipz.jpg

That is the hottest thing I have seen all day.

[Methais]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/Viralrush/Mudkips1.gif
http://imagechan.com/images/4d0395df283e97e94cdd555bc0e3888b.jpg

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Lady Adriata: I hate applications that are like WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN THIS POSITION?
Lady Adriata: Because I want a fucking job?
Lady Adriata: jesus
Gxxx: that's like the starbucks applications..
Gxxx: "Why do you like coffee?"
Lady Adriata: it also asks if I was an animal, what would I be and why?
Gxxx: wtf
Lady Adriata: I'd be a shark, so I can eat baby seals
Lady Adriata: fin
Gxxx: LMAO

[Stry]

aww, you got emoguy to lulz.. that's almost scary.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

That's not emoguy, that's my best friend. Haha.

[Stry]

lol oh my bad. ----> Gxxx vs Axxx

I've been up since 5am.

[Liagala]

SomeRogue was complaining that he needs more people for Mafia Wars, on Facebook.

CrystalTears: Get Sean. HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING.
SomeRogue: this is mafia wars, not drunken bar fights
CrystalTears: True.
SomeRogue: insult bar owners wife cost: 2 energy reward: fucked up neck
CrystalTears: I would so play that.
CrystalTears: It would need get out of jail free cards and a bitch on PC post button. That would take a lot of energy though.
SomeRogue: stamina would be alcohol tolerance, attack power would be shit talking ability
SomeRogue: hmm
SomeRogue: energy would be how much pain you can take
SomeRogue: your mafia would be drinking buddies
SomeRogue: we can do this!
SomeRogue: insult bar owners wife cost: 2 energy reward: fucked up neck
You found a secret stash of loot! You receieve one Closet queer's cell phone
SomeRogue: not sure how the hospital would work...since he never pays for medical
SomeRogue: Vehicles: your feet, upgradeable to city bus, upgradeable to bike
CrystalTears: armor: flip flops
SomeRogue: weapons: your fist, this bottle I picked up off the bar, a bottle opener
SomeRogue: armor: flip flops, cargo shorts, wife beater t-shirt
SomeRogue: unfortunately only one city is available since you have no way to get anywhere else
SomeRogue: wouldn't be any properties either :-(
CrystalTears: an abandoned lot would still work, and then you can build a trailer on it
SomeRogue: then you could move up to fat ugly girl that I am most definitely not fucking apartment
SomeRogue: need the extra closet space to hide your meth head chick you're banging on the side you know
Nachos DLC: ...what did I miss...
Nachos DLC: Did you guys just play out Sean2's life in Mafia Wars?
CrystalTears: yes

[Kuyuk]

haha

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

N: Hey asshole
D: why, it's my favorite little sister.
N: I just got back from a walk-in clinic
N: You gave me the flu
D: you AND dad
N: Just in time for PAXE too, fucker. They told me to stay in but I must go.
N: It's probably swine flu.
D: i don't think so, i didn't eat any bacon recently
N: I dunno, I haven't sprouted a tail but rolling around in some mud sounds pretty fun
D: oh noes, it has begun
D: all that time on saturday running back and forth to get me gatorade, and the whole time you should have been staying away
N: What an awesome sister I am :P
D: not awesome enough to escape the flu, sheesh
N: Yeah, I don't get it.. Andy was being a dick and he's the only one who didn't get it
D: god loves petty officers :(
N: brb, I'm gonna make him a 'care package' and cough a lot on the cookies
D: biological warfare, i approve.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

MightyNikkisaurus: hey I made you the shitter
MightyNikkisaurus: be glad
Nachos: That also means I'm the one who gets the condom full of cake batter up my ass.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

This guy is definitely a masochist.


Axxx: A soon to be english teacher
Axxx: who can't even get when I quote Kerouac or the Aenid.
Axxx: But claims to be my freind
Axxx: makes me feel guilty
Axxx: and says she doesn't take my "bait"
Axxx: *snarl*
Axxx: i guess she was always a smartass who relished secretly in how pathetic I always am. I truly will never be worth more than pity contempt or pretending to be equals with those I could ever love as lovers, or wish to be equals with as colleagues huh Nikki? ;\
Axxx: Just sayin.....
Lady Adriata: it's too early for me to process this bullshit.
Lady Adriata: All I know is I want some lucky charms RIGHT NOW.
Axxx: Sorry :P
Axxx: and sorry i whine about nothing. and im a powerless crazy thing....... why is everything so confusing overwhelming but all encompassing.
Axxx: like the everything of everythingness is just one giant warped contradiction meant to fuck with the people who just "get it"
Lady Adriata: What part of shut the fuck up already don't you get, exactly?
Axxx: Someone's touchy this morning -_-