Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
Do you also bring your AK with you to Starbucks to demand your morning pumpkin spice latte? You know, just in case you need to lay down some justice if the proper amount of whipped foam wasn't used.
No. My AKs stay locked in my gun safe and only come out when:

(A) When I want to fondle them (which is often)
(B) When I’m taking them to the shooting range (which is sometimes)
(C) When communist alien zombies have invaded & seized control of our government (which hasn’t happened yet but feels like we’re getting a little bit closer everyday)

Also, I don’t got to Starbucks nor do I drink pumpkin spice latte.