A thread for Ashliana [Archive] - Page 2 - The Gemstone IV Players' Corner

Ashliana

03-10-2021, 10:08 AM

"I like to pretend to be a girl online.. because in real life I'm an obese, hairy gay guy with severe body odor issues. But that doesn't stop me from catfishing.. and one day, I'LL CATCH ME A REAL LIFE GUY that won't be disgusted with me."

"Ashliana has repeatedly humiliated me in threads. In order to soothe my bruised ego at not being able to out-argue him, I like to make all sorts of things up, like:

Ashliana pretends to be a girl to catfish guys! -- Whoopsie! Despite being challenged, I haven't been able to substantiate this claim.
Ashliana is fat and hairy! -- Whoopsie! Ashliana offered to have us both use a neutral third party, like Tisket, to provide recent pictures with and see who's actually fat and hairy, and I wussed out. :( As a 65 year old man, that wasn't fair of Ashliana!
Ashliana smells! -- Whoopsie! I forgot that I'm a 65 year old man and not a 6 year old."

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

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Parkbandit

03-10-2021, 10:38 AM

"Ashliana has repeatedly humiliated me in threads. Whoopsie! I mean I am the Retard Champion for the following reasons:

Ashliana pretends to be a girl to catfish guys! IN my defense, I'm disgusting in real life but my online persona is almost normal!
Ashliana is fat and hairy! Well, ASHLIANA isn't... because that's my online girl persona. But in real life, yes I am :(
Ashliana smells! -- NO NO NO! ASHLIANA IS MY ONLINE PERSONA! I SMELL PRETTY WITH PERFUME!
Ashliana is toxic! -- True.. but that is just my real life creeping into my online persona.
Ashliana is just plain stupid -- True. BUT I TRY NOT TO BE RETARDED!

It's okay, Parkbandit. I realize I'm a fat, disgusting slob in real life.. but my ONLINE PERSONA ASHLIANA IS PRETTIER THAN YOU!!! I WIN!!!!!

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Ashliana

03-10-2021, 10:44 AM

Couldn't substantiate your catfishing claim? Check.

Couldn't defend your wussing out of picking a neutral third party to verify who's actually fat and hairy? Check.

Couldn't rationalize your use of "LOL U SMELL" despite being a 65 year old man? Check.

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

Parkbandit

03-10-2021, 05:05 PM

Couldn't substantiate your catfishing claim? Check.

What other reason are you pretending to be a girl online? And please don't use the "Ashliana isn't a real name, so it can't be a girl's name!"

Bro.. if I had your life, I would pretend to be something 180 degree different too.

Couldn't defend your wussing out of picking a neutral third party to verify who's actually fat and hairy? Check.

Bro.. I'm not fat shaming you. You're over weight and hairy. Just embrace it. Don't be so sensitive.

Couldn't rationalize your use of "LOL U SMELL" despite being a 65 year old man? Check.

I'm 65 now? Weird. Also I don't KNOW you smell... but if I were to guess.. fat hairy guys typically don't smell all that great.

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

It's okay, Ashliana. Trump may have spectacularly made you butthurt for 4 years and even now after he's out of office -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Trump's 2016 victory when you didn't post for a long time because you were in bed crying REAL FUCKING TEARS because you wanted a woman, whom you attempt to represent online, to be a President-- but you "survived" then and you'll "survive" now. Just hang in there a little longer.

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Ashliana

03-10-2021, 07:34 PM

What other reason are you pretending to be a girl online? And please don't use the "Ashliana isn't a real name, so it can't be a girl's name!"

Bro.. if I had your life, I would pretend to be something 180 degree different too.

Your premise is flawed. I have a post right at the beginning of my time here calling someone out for presuming I'm female, and I've never claimed to be female. Your entire argument is "You have a female sounding name, thus you're trying to catfish guys even though I can't cite an instance of that!"

In other words:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w

Bro.. I'm not fat shaming you. You're over weight and hairy. Just embrace it. Don't be so sensitive.

Out of the two of us, only one is willing to use a neutral third party to send recent pictures to and verify which one of us is "fat and hairy." :) That would be you. "But no FAIR, Ashliana! Your metabolism slows down in your late 50s!" Well, then, perhaps people in glass houses (with no evidence) shouldn't throw rocks.

I'm 65 now? Weird. Also I don't KNOW you smell... but if I were to guess.. fat hairy guys typically don't smell all that great.

Given that you wussed out of the challenge of verifying who's fat and hairy, and given your age, it's certainly like that you'd be one of them, and you'd know what your body type smells like. Projection?

It's okay, Ashliana. Trump may have spectacularly made you butthurt for 4 years and even now after he's out of office -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Trump's 2016 victory when you didn't post for a long time because you were in bed crying REAL FUCKING TEARS because you wanted a woman, whom you attempt to represent online, to be a President-- but you "survived" then and you'll "survive" now. Just hang in there a little longer.

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Parkbandit: "Not posting on the PC during any given period means you had a meltdown! HURRR!"

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But It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

Methais

03-11-2021, 09:52 AM

What other reason are you pretending to be a girl online? And please don't use the "Ashliana isn't a real name, so it can't be a girl's name!"

https://i.imgur.com/wPYzHS0.png

Ashliana

03-11-2021, 10:04 AM

https://i.imgur.com/wPYzHS0.png

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Parkbandit

03-11-2021, 01:45 PM

https://i.imgur.com/wPYzHS0.png

That's an insult to all dogs everywhere.

Foreshame Methais.

Ashliana

03-11-2021, 02:20 PM

That's an insult to all dogs everywhere.

Foreshame Methais.

Coming from the guy who probably named his dog "Methadone," that doesn't mean much.

Methais

03-11-2021, 03:26 PM

Coming from the guy who probably named his dog "Methadone," that doesn't mean much.

Would that mean your dog is named Zoloft?

Ashliana

03-11-2021, 03:40 PM

Would that mean your dog is named Zoloft?

:rofl:

On a serious note, I'm more of a cat person. :) I like dogs, but not enough to own one.

Shaps

03-11-2021, 03:52 PM

I have to admit, the past few posts are a hilarious back and forth. LOL.

Good to see a bit of humor emerging.

Parkbandit

03-11-2021, 07:21 PM

:rofl:

On a serious note, I'm more of a cat person. :) I like dogs, but not enough to own one.

That makes perfect sense.

Parkbandit

03-18-2021, 05:40 PM

https://i.imgur.com/QwT2LIC.jpg

Ashliana

03-18-2021, 06:13 PM

https://i.imgur.com/QwT2LIC.jpg

Aww. You were forced to drop your "positive" schtick again! Meanwhile:

https://i.imgur.com/ABSNHER.png

Shaps

03-18-2021, 06:35 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlzAtgf5p1s

Better recognize and respect the actual President. Biden does.

Ashliana

03-18-2021, 06:48 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlzAtgf5p1s

Better recognize and respect the actual President. Biden does.

Brought to you, uncritically, by the person who uncritically supported the moron who constantly slurred his words while speaking:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE9BXkQ-SRc

And in tweets, brought us classics like:

covfefe
hamberder
smocking gun
Unpresidented
Honered to serve
"Melanie" Trump

Methais

03-19-2021, 08:53 AM

Brought to you, uncritically, by the person who uncritically supported the moron who constantly slurred his words while speaking:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE9BXkQ-SRc

And in tweets, brought us classics like:

covfefe
hamberder
smocking gun
Unpresidented
Honered to serve
"Melanie" Trump

How many times has Trump referred to Pence as "President Pence" though?

In a speech even. Can't blame that on a typo.

Ashliana

03-19-2021, 10:30 AM

How many times has Trump referred to Pence as "President Pence" though?

In a speech even. Can't blame that on a typo.

He omitted the word "vice" in a speech. And you think that's somehow worse than getting your wife's name wrong? To be fair, it was his third wife, and one who doesn't like touching him.

Methais

03-19-2021, 11:00 AM

He omitted the word "vice" in a Freudian slip.

This is correct.

Biden also got his wife and his sister confused, forgot what office he was running for, thought he was still VP, thought he was running for Senate, etc.

I'm sure it was just a one off slip up though. Totally.

Ashliana

03-19-2021, 11:12 AM

This is correct.

Biden also got his wife and his sister confused, forgot what office he was running for, thought he was still VP, thought he was running for Senate, etc.

I'm sure it was just a one off slip up though. Totally.

Like Trump calling Tim Cook "Tim Apple," insisting windmills cause cancer, being totally unable to pronounce basic words, randomly wandering off stage when he was there to sign a bill on camera and having to be shepherded back by secret service? Yep. Omitting the word "vice" is somehow on the same level, and you caring about one and not the other is not wildly inconsistent, nope.

Methais

03-19-2021, 11:33 AM

Like Trump calling Tim Cook "Tim Apple," insisting windmills cause cancer, being totally unable to pronounce basic words, randomly wandering off stage when he was there to sign a bill on camera and having to be shepherded back by secret service? Yep. Omitting the word "vice" is somehow on the same level, and you caring about one and not the other is not wildly inconsistent, nope.

Trump is no longer president, so there is no reason to care about it. Aside from that, those things he said were also stupid.

Now that that's been settled, how much do you care about the fact that Biden also got his wife and his sister confused, forgot what office he was running for, thought he was still VP, thought he was running for Senate, etc.?

Do you care about that as much as you care about the Trump things you're complaining about? More? Less?

Ashliana

03-19-2021, 11:47 AM

Trump is no longer president, so there is no reason to care about it. Aside from that, those things he said were also stupid.

There's no reason to care about Trump's well-being now that he's out of office, sure, but there's plenty to worry about the demonstrated lack of concern that Republicans have for their leaders that are suffering from dementia, both in terms of Reagan's staff running around endlessly to conceal his Alzheimer's, and in Trump's staff covering for his mental decline. Republicans should have cared about the numerous Trump appointees who stated, upon leaving, that Trump was categorically unfit for office, had a child's mentality, couldn't follow his briefings, only paid attention to pictures, etc. But Republicans didn't, because he was willing to be nasty to women and minorities, and that's all Republicans really care about.

Now that that's been settled, how much do you care about the fact that Biden also got his wife and his sister confused, forgot what office he was running for, thought he was still VP, thought he was running for Senate, etc.?

Biden was surrounded by his wife and sister, didn't notice where each was standing, realized his mistake. You are blatantly misrepresenting reality in order to dishonestly paint a fictional picture. Similarly, you're misrepresenting Biden's long-known tendency to insert his foot in his mouth as lapses with reality.

Do you care about that as much as you care about the Trump things you're complaining about? More? Less?

I'm all for the health of all presidents being publicly accountable while they're in office, except where a national security concern might be a (temporary) concern. Perhaps there should be an impartial medical board who can recommend a president be relieved that goes to the cabinet, or Congress, etc.

Parkbandit

03-19-2021, 11:58 AM

bump

Methais

03-19-2021, 01:10 PM

Perhaps there should be an impartial medical board who can recommend a president be relieved that goes to the cabinet, or Congress, etc.

No need to worry. Democrats will 25th Amendment Biden out of office just in time for the mid terms.

And all the gullible retards will be like "This is so compassionate. Bravo democrats for truly caring!"

caelric

03-19-2021, 01:12 PM

No need to worry. Democrats will 25th Amendment Biden out of office just in time for the mid terms.

And all the gullible retards will be like "This is so compassionate. Bravo democrats for truly caring!"

With Biden declining as fast as he is, it's going to be interesting to see how they are going to make it the required two years, so that Harris can fill the last two years of Biden's presidency, and then still be eligible for two more full terms.

Methais

03-19-2021, 01:15 PM

With Biden declining as fast as he is, it's going to be interesting to see how they are going to make it the required two years, so that Harris can fill the last two years of Biden's presidency, and then still be eligible for two more full terms.

Biden's already ahead of them. That's why he's calling her President Harris.

Parkbandit

03-20-2021, 08:46 AM

Biden's already ahead of them. That's why he's calling her President Harris.

If this was just a one off, I would chalk it up to Biden's gaffability.

But it's not. He's made repeated comments about him stepping down and referred to Harris as President Harris for a while.. and when talking about HIS administration, he consistently says the "Biden/Harris administration."

At least he realizes that he's being used. The Democrats even dislike the extreme of their party.. as evidenced by alt-lefties like Harris being forced to drop out because no one liked them. She couldn't fellatio her way into the nomination, so she had to drop out early because no one would vote for her OR donate to her... that's how disliked she was TO HER OWN PARTY. She was a vapid candidate that will one day soon be President.

Yikes.

Ashliana

03-20-2021, 11:35 AM

If this was just a one off, I would chalk it up to Biden's gaffability.

But it's not. He's made repeated comments about him stepping down and referred to Harris as President Harris for a while.. and when talking about HIS administration, he consistently says the "Biden/Harris administration."

At least he realizes that he's being used. The Democrats even dislike the extreme of their party.. as evidenced by alt-lefties like Harris being forced to drop out because no one liked them. She couldn't fellatio her way into the nomination, so she had to drop out early because no one would vote for her OR donate to her... that's how disliked she was TO HER OWN PARTY. She was a vapid candidate that will one day soon be President.

Yikes.

You're an idiot. Even if "the alt-left" existed, Harris wouldn't be one of them. You've used the term on here repeatedly, like the retarded boomer you are, unaware of how stupid it makes you look. But there, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

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Parkbandit

03-20-2021, 02:26 PM

You're an idiot. Even if "the alt-left" existed, Harris wouldn't be one of them. You've used the term on here repeatedly, like the retarded boomer you are, unaware of how stupid it makes you look. But there, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

Spoken like someone from the alt-left.

And I apologize to all the sock puppets out there... I've insulted you.

Sock puppets literally have more intelligence that this retard.

caelric

03-20-2021, 02:31 PM

To be fair, Harris isn't the alt-left. She's even worse. She's the authoritarian left.

Ashliana

03-20-2021, 02:34 PM

Spoken like someone from the alt-left.

And I apologize to all the sock puppets out there... I've insulted you.

Sock puppets literally have more intelligence that this retard.

Let's hear your retarded boomer definition of "alt left." Spoiler Alert: You won't be able to give a coherent one.

To be fair, Harris isn't the alt-left. She's even worse. She's the authoritarian left.

She isn't, but thanks for confirming once again that Parkbandit was wrong. :)

caelric

03-20-2021, 02:34 PM

Okay, ashy-poo.

Parkbandit

03-20-2021, 04:49 PM

Let's hear your retarded boomer definition of "alt left." Spoiler Alert: You won't be able to give a coherent one.

Stop trying to be the biggest faggot on the message board.

We know already.

She isn't, but thanks for confirming once again that Parkbandit was wrong. :)

She's alt-left.

You're alt-left.

Ashliana

03-20-2021, 05:32 PM

Stop trying to be the biggest faggot on the message board.

We know already.

Absolutely no one is surprised you backed out of that challenge. Forced to concede, as always, because you're an uneducated buffoon constantly caught bullshitting, and can't defend a single one of your positions.

She's alt-left.

You're alt-left.

I'll leave it to your fellow right-winger pointing out you're incorrect:

To be fair, Harris isn't the alt-left.

Let me know how endlessly doubling down on your willful ignorance works out for you, and pretending that it doesn't reveal you as a shit-for-brains retarded boomer, Parkbandit.

Parkbandit

03-20-2021, 10:40 PM

Absolutely no one is surprised you backed out of that challenge. Forced to concede, as always, because you're an uneducated buffoon constantly caught bullshitting, and can't defend a single one of your positions.

I'll leave it to your fellow right-winger pointing out you're incorrect:

Let me know how endlessly doubling down on your willful ignorance works out for you, and pretending that it doesn't reveal you as a shit-for-brains retarded boomer, Parkbandit.

Wait.. so you are not only using the DOOMSDAY CLOCK as a matter of fact.. but now you also use anything that caelric says as fact?

God.. can you get any fucking dumber? A trait that the alt-left always has...

Ashliana

03-20-2021, 11:04 PM

Wait.. so you are not only using the DOOMSDAY CLOCK as a matter of fact..

Nope. It's a factual example of a historical action... but you're the one spending page after page in thread after thread because you have ridiculously poor reading comprehension.

ut now you also use anything that caelric says as fact?

It's because you're overstating your case, as always, to the point where it's obviously wrong even to a fellow deranged right-winger. That's how much of a retarded boomer you're being.

God.. can you get any fucking dumber? A trait that the alt-left always has...

Here you are, railing away despite still not being able to define the "alt-left," how much less how Harris, or I, constitute as members. :) As always, you're a victim of your own hilarious stupidity, falling flat on your face in thread after thread after thread.

Parkbandit

03-21-2021, 09:29 AM

Nope. It's a factual example of a historical action... but you're the one spending page after page in thread after thread because you have ridiculously poor reading comprehension.

It's an opinion, you dipshit. I am not sure how much more clearer I can make it for someone like you with a severe mental disability.

There isn't an actual clock that moves forward according to a fact.. there is a fictitious clock that moves forward because a group of left wing "scientists" want to bring attention to whatever event they are against.

It's because you're overstating your case, as always, to the point where it's obviously wrong even to a fellow deranged right-winger. That's how much of a retarded boomer you're being.

OK... I'll agree with caelric that Harris is an authoritarian left.

That doesn't magically make you less gay or make you less alt-left.

Here you are, railing away despite still not being able to define the "alt-left," how much less how Harris, or I, constitute as members. :) As always, you're a victim of your own hilarious stupidity, falling flat on your face in thread after thread after thread.

Alt-left: Far left extremists who can't use logic or facts to back up their claims.. just wild opinions and emotions. They typically believe in safe spaces, cancel culture and dwell in echo chambers. They are very fragile, unstable and unintelligent. They feign education by using search engines, but even then they fuck it up because they generally don't understand the simplest of conversations. An alt-leftist typically pretends to be something they are not online and use the Internet to escape the harsh reality that they have made for themselves.

Ashliana

03-21-2021, 10:12 AM

It's an opinion, you dipshit. I am not sure how much more clearer I can make it for someone like you with a severe mental disability.

There isn't an actual clock that moves forward according to a fact.. there is a fictitious clock that moves forward because a group of left wing "scientists" want to bring attention to whatever event they are against.

That the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists moved the Atomic Clock in response to Trump's actions is a factual example of the effect his actions had, as you can demonstrate it occurred, and why. This has had to be explained to you multiple times, but since you're so poorly educated, and have such ridiculously poor reading comprehension, not only do you not get it, you think proudly strutting around doubling down on your reading comprehension failure self-own is somehow a win for you. Even a fellow right-winger had to point out you were making a mistake, but you're too retarded to stop. In for a penny, in for a pound, I suppose. How would it look now for you to have spent 3 weeks doubling down only to realize your error?

OK... I'll agree with caelric that Harris is an authoritarian left.

Ah. So she's not "alt-left," as you retardedly claimed?

That doesn't magically make you less gay or make you less alt-left.

Alt-left: Far left extremists who can't use logic or facts to back up their claims.. just wild opinions and emotions. They typically believe in safe spaces, cancel culture and dwell in echo chambers. They are very fragile, unstable and unintelligent. They feign education by using search engines, but even then they fuck it up because they generally don't understand the simplest of conversations. An alt-leftist typically pretends to be something they are not online and use the Internet to escape the harsh reality that they have made for themselves.

I see. So not only have you not demonstrated any of your assertions, they all apply to you. You've been destroyed in argument after argument using "facts and logic," where you've been responded to respond with -- let's see -- wild opinions and emotions. You've been posting rep after rep screaming to "get me to only post in this thread," so I'd be cancelled and you can have your safe space and the echo chamber of your right-wing circlejerk will be preserved. You've been throwing a temper tantrum since Trump lost the election, evidence of your fragile instability, and you can't argue your way out of a paper bag, demonstrating your lack of intelligence. Similarly, you have the reading comprehension of a sixth grader, have to be put in your place by fellow right-wingers, and can't demonstrate any of your contentions.

I guess you're everything you hate, and have the least amount of self-awareness of any human being in history. Better luck next time!

Parkbandit

03-21-2021, 12:31 PM

Proof positive you can't actually teach a sock puppet anything.

Thank you for reminding me. Also, thank you for digging in your high heels into "ZOMG TEH DOOMSDAY CLOCK IS REAL!"

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caelric

03-21-2021, 12:32 PM

I'll leave it to your fellow right-winger pointing out you're incorrect:

Well done at not including the complete quote.

Harris is authoritarian left, which should be more than clear looking at her record as CA AG.

caelric

03-21-2021, 12:34 PM

OK... I'll agree with caelric that Harris is an authoritarian left.

Word.

Not word to your mom, just word in general.

And because of Harris's authoritarian left position, I am actually rather concerned when she becomes President in name, not just in fact, like she is now.

Ashliana

03-21-2021, 12:58 PM

Proof positive you can't actually teach a sock puppet anything.

Thank you for reminding me. Also, thank you for digging in your high heels into "ZOMG TEH DOOMSDAY CLOCK IS REAL!"

Thanks for the flowery way of conceding, as we all knew you'd be forced to do, for the bazillionth time in a row. Be sure to bring up your reading comprehension failures again soon!

Well done at not including the complete quote.

Harris is authoritarian left, which should be more than clear looking at her record as CA AG.

Your retarded opinion on whether Harris is "an authoritarian" has nothing to do with your affirmation that she isn't "alt-left."

caelric

03-21-2021, 01:04 PM

Once again, ashy poo, you have proven you are the retard champ of the forum. Back is in awe of you, at this point.

Ashliana

03-21-2021, 01:15 PM

Once again, ashy poo, you have proven you are the retard champ of the forum. Back is in awe of you, at this point.

Sorry you don't understand what a non-sequitur is, that you made one, and that I don't give a shit what mental gymnastics you went on about after confirming PB was wrong, KKKaelric. Better luck next time!

caelric

03-21-2021, 01:16 PM

Sorry, but the KKK is the party of the democrats, and I am most assuredly not a democrat.

Ashliana

03-21-2021, 01:28 PM

Sorry, but the KKK is the party of the democrats, and I am most assuredly not a democrat.

Ouch, being forced to rely on BS from before even Parkbandit was born. Alas, the KKK was always the party of the conservative, white, rural south which, in 2021, is the bedrock of the GOP. That would be the reason David Duke and (all the southern Evangelical churches, also with roots in the KKK) supported Trump. :)

Better luck next time, KKKaelric!

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Methais

03-21-2021, 01:48 PM

Okay, KKKaelric.

This has to be your absolute worst attempt at anything ever. And you have a plethora (https://i.imgur.com/3NJllIh.png)of spectacular failures under your belt over the years.

In before head pat gif.

Ashliana

03-21-2021, 01:51 PM

This has to be your absolute worst attempt at anything ever. And you have a plethora (https://i.imgur.com/3NJllIh.png)of spectacular failures under your belt over the years.

In before head pat gif.

It's about on par with "Ashy-poo." Which would be the point, that apparently sailed far over your head. :)

And, as requested..

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

caelric

03-21-2021, 01:53 PM

Methais

03-21-2021, 01:53 PM

Alt-left: Far left extremists who can't use logic or facts to back up their claims.. just wild opinions and emotions. They typically believe in safe spaces, cancel culture and dwell in echo chambers. They are very fragile, unstable and unintelligent. They feign education by using search engines, but even then they fuck it up because they generally don't understand the simplest of conversations. An alt-leftist typically pretends to be something they are not online and use the Internet to escape the harsh reality that they have made for themselves..

You should make a poll, post this minus the "alt-left" part, and let people vote on which PC member(s) they think of first.

And then we'll place bets on who the top 3 will be.

Methais

03-21-2021, 01:54 PM

I see. So not only have you not demonstrated any of your assertions, they all apply to you. You've been destroyed in argument after argument using "facts and logic," where you've been responded to respond with -- let's see -- wild opinions and emotions. You've been posting rep after rep screaming to "get me to only post in this thread," so I'd be cancelled and you can have your safe space and the echo chamber of your right-wing circlejerk will be preserved. You've been throwing a temper tantrum since Trump lost the election, evidence of your fragile instability, and you can't argue your way out of a paper bag, demonstrating your lack of intelligence. Similarly, you have the reading comprehension of a sixth grader, have to be put in your place by fellow right-wingers, and can't demonstrate any of your contentions.

I guess you're everything you hate, and have the least amount of self-awareness of any human being in history. Better luck next time!

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Methais

03-21-2021, 01:56 PM

Thanks for the flowery way of conceding, as we all knew you'd be forced to do, for the bazillionth time in a row. Be sure to bring up your reading comprehension failures again soon!

Your retarded opinion on whether Harris is "an authoritarian" has nothing to do with your affirmation that she isn't "alt-left."

Every time you say someone conceded, it's really just you projecting your own concession.

Methais

03-21-2021, 01:59 PM

It's about on par with "Ashy-poo." Which would be the point, that apparently sailed far over your head. :)

And, as requested..

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Ashy-poo still makes 8329072308943x more sense than KKKaelric for a name that doesn't have the letter K in it at all.

"But C has a K sound!"

You're still a retard, and that doesn't make it any less stupid.

But you're pretty stupid and you double down on stupidity 24/7, so none of this is surprising.

Post another head pat gif. This is an order.

Parkbandit

03-21-2021, 02:11 PM

Thanks for the flowery way of conceding, as we all knew you'd be forced to do, for the bazillionth time in a row. Be sure to bring up your reading comprehension failures again soon!

I'm not conceding anything. I just don't believe that the Doomsday Clock is some factual event that you can judge history on it. You believe the Doomsday Clock is a real measure. There's no convincing you that it's based upon the opinions of people.. and once you dig your high heels in, there's no reason to continue to bother to debate it.. just easier to make fun of the fact that you believe the Doomsday Clock is a factual measure.. like almost starting WW3 and almost starting a nuclear war.

Like I said.. you can't teach a sock puppet anything... and that is the point I am conceding to.

Now, continue to fag up this thread.. this is what it's for... to give you the attention you sorely miss in real life.

I'm here for you.

Ashliana

03-21-2021, 02:30 PM

ashy poo is a cute, diminutive nickname. Insinuating that someone is a memeber of the grossest, most digusting thing ever created by the democrats, is, well, neither cute nor diminutive.

But I've come to expect leftists to use KKK in casual conversation. It's a hallmark of what most leftists truly feel, deep down inside.

It was created by southern, white, rural conservatives. The same type, like you, who eagerly voted for Trump. There's a reason why present and former figures in the KKK supported Trump, why self-identified white "nationalists" supported Trump, etc. Sorry you're butthurt about your attempt to claim the legacy of people who fought against conservative slave-owners and racist apologists, but that's your problem.

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You not being able to understand that the reason PB (and you) always devolve into personal insults being because you can't win on the facts, and how PB trying to accuse anyone else of arguing with feelings when he hasn't been able to win on a single substantive issue in this folder in basically forever, reflects on you. It doesn't make anyone pointing out his (or your) failures "ironic." Sorry. :) I bet it felt satisfying to post a meme as if you were able to demonstrate an assertion, though. Keep trying!

Every time you say someone conceded, it's really just you projecting your own concession.

Again, you not being able to understand that someone making a claim, then being unable or unwilling to defend or demonstrate that claim, is a concession -- only reflects on you. No amount of mental gymnastics gets you out of it.

Ashy-poo still makes 8329072308943x more sense than KKKaelric for a name that doesn't have the letter K in it at all.

"But C has a K sound!"

You're still a retard, and that doesn't make it any less stupid.

But you're pretty stupid and you double down on stupidity 24/7, so none of this is surprising.

Post another head pat gif. This is an order.

I don't know why you keep spending paragraphs to say nothing. You'd save yourself time by just reducing it to what you really want to say. :)

I'm not conceding anything. I just don't believe that the Doomsday Clock is some factual event that you can judge history on it. You believe the Doomsday Clock is a real measure. There's no convincing you that it's based upon the opinions of people.. and once you dig your high heels in, there's no reason to continue to bother to debate it.. just easier to make fun of the fact that you believe the Doomsday Clock is a factual measure.. like almost starting WW3 and almost starting a nuclear war.

Like I said.. you can't teach a sock puppet anything... and that is the point I am conceding to.

Now, continue to fag up this thread.. this is what it's for... to give you the attention you sorely miss in real life.

I'm here for you.

You conceded because you don't have a way of reconciling your "position" with the reality that the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists choosing to move the Doomsday Clock in response to Trump's actions was a factual example of the impact of his lunacy. Nobody ever claimed "the Doomsday Clock's movements are based solely on facts." That's a straw man you were forced to make because you don't have anything meaningful to say, nor any way to refute the panic Trump caused except by, as you're doing here, ineptly trying to stick your fingers in your ears and go "LA-LA-LA-LA." The only funny aspect is that you think your reading comprehension errors are anything but you screaming, in neon lights:

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But there, there. Dry those tears. It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

Parkbandit

03-21-2021, 05:36 PM

Ashliana

03-21-2021, 06:00 PM

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There, there. Dry those tears. It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

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Parkbandit

03-21-2021, 07:26 PM

It's okay, Ashliana. Trump may have spectacularly made you butthurt for 4 years and even now after he's out of office -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Trump's 2016 victory when you didn't post for a long time because you were in bed crying REAL FUCKING TEARS because you wanted a woman, whom you attempt to represent online, to be a President-- but you "survived" then and you'll "survive" now. Just hang in there a little longer.

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Ashliana

03-21-2021, 07:42 PM

Parkbandit: "Not posting on the PC during any given period means you had a meltdown! HURRR!"

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But It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

Stolis

03-21-2021, 08:46 PM

You not being able to understand that the reason PB (and you) always devolve into personal insults being because you can't win on the facts, and how PB trying to accuse anyone else of arguing with feelings when he hasn't been able to win on a single substantive issue in this folder in basically forever, reflects on you. It doesn't make anyone pointing out his (or your) failures "ironic." Sorry. :) I bet it felt satisfying to post a meme as if you were able to demonstrate an assertion, though. Keep trying!

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Just a bystandard here, but uhh... You literally post this gif seemingly every other response you make in here. You remind PB to hang in there just a little longer. Is that not demonstrating an assertion? Do you not devolve into personal insults when you seemingly cannot win on the facts you've posted to back up your opinion on things?

Neveragain

03-21-2021, 08:51 PM

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Just a bystandard here, but uhh... You literally post this gif seemingly every other response you make in here. You remind PB to hang in there just a little longer. Is that not demonstrating an assertion? Do you not devolve into personal insults when you seemingly cannot win on the facts you've posted to back up your opinion on things?

It's pretty obvious Ashliana has some issues. She never makes any objective points, she literally just hates everyone that doesn't agree with her.

caelric

03-21-2021, 08:53 PM

It's pretty obvious Ashliana has some issues. She never makes any objective points, she literally just hates everyone that doesn't agree with her.

Issues? Ashy poo has entire series runs dedicated to his issues.

Also, ashy is not a girl, but a sad, fat man pretending to be a girl online.

Ashliana

03-21-2021, 09:01 PM

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Just a bystandard here, but uhh... You literally post this gif seemingly every other response you make in here.

How perceptive. The word is bystander, just FYI.

You remind PB to hang in there just a little longer. Is that not demonstrating an assertion?

He can't demonstrate the assertions in the few "arguments" he tries to make. He posts nonsense, and when it's inevitably pointed out that he's made an evidence-free assertion, he switches tacts and relies solely on insults.

Do you not devolve into personal insults when you seemingly cannot win on the facts you've posted to back up your opinion on things?

Feel free to point out any example where I've ignored the substantive matter at hand to solely respond with insults. I can provide examples literally within the last day of Parkbandit doing so. I make a point to lump in the trivially easy debunking of whatever BS he's spouting along with insults. :)

It's pretty obvious Ashliana has some issues. She never makes any objective points, she literally just hates everyone that doesn't agree with her.

Unfortunately for you, and fortunately for everyone else who has to deal with you, your assertions continue to lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit your delusions. Did you get bored of simply wishing death on people, or was that just last week's whim of the moment?

Issues? Ashy poo has entire series runs dedicated to his issues.

Also, ashy is not a girl, but a sad, fat man pretending to be a girl online.

Feel free to demonstrate any of those assertions, KKKaelric. :) Good luck!

Neveragain

03-21-2021, 09:43 PM

How perceptive. The word is bystander, just FYI.

See!

Unfortunately for you, and fortunately for everyone else who has to deal with you, your assertions continue to lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit your delusions. Did you get bored of simply wishing death on people, or was that just last week's whim of the moment?

I absolutely have not changed my thought that the world would be a much better place without you. Obviously you haven't had and will not have children, you are a complete waste of resources in a world that's running short on them.

Ashliana

03-21-2021, 10:03 PM

See!

This is coming from the guy who thinks Joe Biden is about to unleash a genocide and mandatory reeducation camps. Spoiler Alert: You wouldn't know an "objective" argument if it bit you in the ass (as it frequently does on here, when you humiliate yourself and then flee in shame, only to scrounge up the nerve to slink back a few days later).

I absolutely have not changed my thought that the world would be a much better place without you. Obviously you haven't had and will not have children, you are a complete waste of resources in a world that's running short on them.

:rofl: Still rationalizing your behavior and content of your character with the supposed accomplishments of your children?

Parkbandit

03-22-2021, 06:53 AM

Just a bystandard here, but uhh... You literally post this gif seemingly every other response you make in here. You remind PB to hang in there just a little longer. Is that not demonstrating an assertion? Do you not devolve into personal insults when you seemingly cannot win on the facts you've posted to back up your opinion on things?

That would require the smallest amount of self awareness.

Our Retard Champion is lacking in that trait.

Parkbandit

03-22-2021, 06:56 AM

See!

I absolutely have not changed my thought that the world would be a much better place without you. Obviously you haven't had and will not have children, you are a complete waste of resources in a world that's running short on them.

And the world is a better place. Just be thankful future generations will not have to deal with Ashliana spawn and that the broken genes will die with him.

Neveragain

03-22-2021, 07:59 AM

This is coming from the guy who thinks Joe Biden is about to unleash a genocide and mandatory reeducation camps. Spoiler Alert: You wouldn't know an "objective" argument if it bit you in the ass (as it frequently does on here, when you humiliate yourself and then flee in shame, only to scrounge up the nerve to slink back a few days later).

:rofl: Still rationalizing your behavior and content of your character with the supposed accomplishments of your children?

It's not Joe Biden I worry about, it's Joe Biden being a mental vegetable and being surrounded by people that believe in reeducation camps. The genocide has been taking place since 1973.

Flee in shame? Fucking lol. Some of us have better shit to do than read your shit.

Methais

03-22-2021, 09:28 AM

It was created by southern, white, rural conservatives. The same type, like you, who eagerly voted for Trump. There's a reason why present and former figures in the KKK supported Trump, why self-identified white "nationalists" supported Trump, etc. Sorry you're butthurt about your attempt to claim the legacy of people who fought against conservative slave-owners and racist apologists, but that's your problem.

Remember how Robert Byrd supported Hillary and she was all about it? Stop being a retard.

Again, you not being able to understand that someone making a claim, then being unable or unwilling to defend or demonstrate that claim, is a concession -- only reflects on you. No amount of mental gymnastics gets you out of it.

Just because you repeat the same handful of general statements anytime you make yourself look retarded doesn't make anything you say accurate. It just makes you look even more stupid.

You truly are a mental case. Even moreso than Back and time4fun. Possibly combined. I don't know what happened to you growing up, but you're fucked.

At least your stupidity is funny to witness though.

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 09:50 AM

That would require the smallest amount of self awareness.

Our Retard Champion is lacking in that trait.

I agree, you certainly are lacking in self-awareness.

And the world is a better place. Just be thankful future generations will not have to deal with Ashliana spawn and that the broken genes will die with him.

Gay folks have children, too, y'know. :) And given how your parent's breeding produced you -- someone who can barely speak his native language and doesn't know the difference between your and you're, and who obsessively stalks other men on the Internet to leave them as many furious, sexually graphic messages as possible over the course of decades -- perhaps you count yourself lucky.

It's not Joe Biden I worry about, it's Joe Biden being a mental vegetable and being surrounded by people that believe in reeducation camps. The genocide has been taking place since 1973.

Flee in shame? Fucking lol. Some of us have better shit to do than read your shit.

However you want to characterize participating in a conversation, laying out a retarded position, having that position dismantled, then being unwilling or unable to defend it further, is your business. :)

Remember how Robert Byrd supported Hillary and she was all about it? Stop being a retard.

Robert Byrd saw the error of his ways and spent literally decades making amends for his racist past, to the point that he was considered a hero by civil rights leaders and embraced as a champion.

You seem to think intellectual dishonesty on your part somehow constitutes an argument. It doesn't. All you do is demonstrate your own stupidity by making stupid arguments.

Just because you repeat the same handful of general statements anytime you make yourself look retarded doesn't make anything you say accurate. It just makes you look even more stupid.

You truly are a mental case. Even moreso than Back and time4fun. Possibly combined. I don't know what happened to you growing up, but you're fucked.

At least your stupidity is funny to witness though.

You seem to think you "win" by asserting things that are outright false. But no matter how angrily you post that the sky is purple or that up is left, the universe doesn't rearrange itself to suit your delusions. There's a reason why the same things get told to you: You apparently can't adapt to your evidence-free "arguments" being broken down, lash out personally instead, then are retarded enough to think that the circlejerk agreement of your fellow Trump apologists is somehow a win. :)

Trump's campaign witnessed the end-game futility of the conservative embrace of fantasy first-hand, in each and every one of his 60+ court cases ending in abject failure. Your party embraced feelings over facts while unironically wailing about the other side doing it, but in a court of law -- where facts matter -- you lost, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again. Before Trump-appointed judges. Before Trump-appointed justices. And no matter how hilariously you rage about it as a result, until you gain a shred of self-awareness, you'll continue losing. But keep that chin up.

Methais

03-22-2021, 10:29 AM

I agree, you certainly are lacking in self-awareness.

Gay folks have children, too, y'know. :) And given how your parent's breeding produced you -- someone who can barely speak his native language and doesn't know the difference between your and you're, and who obsessively stalks other men on the Internet to leave them as many furious, sexually graphic messages as possible over the course of decades -- perhaps you count yourself lucky.

However you want to characterize participating in a conversation, laying out a retarded position, having that position dismantled, then being unwilling or unable to defend it further, is your business. :)

Robert Byrd saw the error of his ways and spent literally decades making amends for his racist past, to the point that he was considered a hero by civil rights leaders and embraced as a champion.

You seem to think intellectual dishonesty on your part somehow constitutes an argument. It doesn't. All you do is demonstrate your own stupidity by making stupid arguments.

You seem to think you "win" by asserting things that are outright false. But no matter how angrily you post that the sky is purple or that up is left, the universe doesn't rearrange itself to suit your delusions. There's a reason why the same things get told to you: You apparently can't adapt to your evidence-free "arguments" being broken down, lash out personally instead, then are retarded enough to think that the circlejerk agreement of your fellow Trump apologists is somehow a win. :)

Trump's campaign witnessed the end-game futility of the conservative embrace of fantasy first-hand, in each and every one of his 60+ court cases ending in abject failure. Your party embraced feelings over facts while unironically wailing about the other side doing it, but in a court of law -- where facts matter -- you lost, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again. Before Trump-appointed judges. Before Trump-appointed justices. And no matter how hilariously you rage about it as a result, until you gain a shred of self-awareness, you'll continue losing. But keep that chin up.

The fact that you think I'm angry at all vs. being amused by what a mentally ill drama queen you are, is just more proof that you live in a bubble and twist everything around you to suit your retarded narrative.

The problem is you're just wrong 100% of the time. But we're used to it, so we just laugh at you and use you for entertainment.

Your definition of rage is "When people don't blindly agree with anything and everything I say despite being wrong and stupid 100% of the time"

Please keep posting.

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 10:46 AM

The fact that you think I'm angry at all vs. being amused by what a mentally ill drama queen you are, is just more proof that you live in a bubble and twist everything around you to suit your retarded narrative.

You give away your behavior with your actions, genius, and they don't intimate "amusement." :rofl: Your inability to deal with people judging you based on your actions is yours, no one else's.

The problem is you're just wrong 100% of the time. But we're used to it, so we just laugh at you and use you for entertainment.

Speaking of being wrong 100% of the time. You were just bullshitting about Byrd, got called out on it, couldn't engage further on it, forced to concede and drop the issue.

Your definition of rage is "When people don't blindly agree with anything and everything I say despite being wrong and stupid 100% of the time"

Please keep posting.

Aww. And you just got done accusing someone of "twisting everything to suit a retarded narrative" without a shred of irony, shame or self-awareness. Alas. Pointing out how obviously butthurt you've been since the election doesn't constitute "twisting" anything, and as you just demonstrated, your ignorant-as-shit talking points get wrecked immediately, then you're forced to drop them. Since, y'know, you're wrong. 100% of the time.

Better luck next time, kiddo!

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Methais

03-22-2021, 11:55 AM

You give away your behavior with your actions, genius, and they don't intimate "amusement." :rofl: Your inability to deal with people judging you based on your actions is yours, no one else's.

Speaking of being wrong 100% of the time. You were just bullshitting about Byrd, got called out on it, couldn't engage further on it, forced to concede and drop the issue.

Aww. And you just got done accusing someone of "twisting everything to suit a retarded narrative" without a shred of irony, shame or self-awareness. Alas. Pointing out how obviously butthurt you've been since the election doesn't constitute "twisting" anything, and as you just demonstrated, your ignorant-as-shit talking points get wrecked immediately, then you're forced to drop them. Since, y'know, you're wrong. 100% of the time.

Better luck next time, kiddo!

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https://youtu.be/ryweuBVJMEA

Every single post you make is you projecting your stupidity and emotions and mental illness onto others. And you get super mad when people don't react how you want or when they don't want to spend the next 13 hours going back and forth nonstop with you and your extreme stupidity, so you just decide that that's how they reacted anyway and make up a bunch of shit that literally only you believe. Because everything about your existence is based on delusion and fantasy, and you're the only one still in denial of it.

There is literally nothing you can say to anyone here that is going to have any impact on anyone or anything, because nobody takes you seriously. And for good reason.

But tell me how much you just totally owned me and everyone else you try to spread your misery and delusions to.

Because everyone knows if Ashliana says it's true, then it must be true. Especially if it comes with a head pat gif for the 89743290472308th time...

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Parkbandit

03-22-2021, 11:58 AM

I agree, you certainly are lacking in self-awareness.

Your "NOU" game is weak.

Gay folks have children, too, y'know. :)

No one wants to be around you. I'm pretty confident you will never have children.. thus the mutant gene that created you will die with you. And the human race will be far better because of it.

And given how your parent's breeding produced you -- someone who can barely speak his native language and doesn't know the difference between your and you're, and who obsessively stalks other men on the Internet to leave them as many furious, sexually graphic messages as possible over the course of decades -- perhaps you count yourself lucky.

I do count myself lucky. I have fantastic parents and amazing children.

Something you could never understand. :)

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 12:09 PM

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https://youtu.be/ryweuBVJMEA

Ah, so you're in the "pretend Ashliana didn't say anything" phase. Since you're doubling down on your initial assertion, I'll just give you the same correction: Robert Byrd saw the error of his ways and spent literally decades making amends for his racist past, to the point that he was considered a hero by civil rights leaders and embraced as a champion.

You seem to think intellectual dishonesty on your part somehow constitutes an argument. It doesn't. All you do is demonstrate your own stupidity by making stupid arguments. Better luck next time trying to reconcile reality with your fantasy!

Every single post you make is you projecting your stupidity and emotions and mental illness onto others. And you get super mad when people don't react how you want or when they don't want to spend the next 13 hours going back and forth nonstop with you and your extreme stupidity, so you just decide that that's how they reacted anyway and make up a bunch of shit that literally only you believe. Because everything about your existence is based on delusion and fantasy, and you're the only one still in denial of it.

Much to your obvious dismay, one doesn't have to project anything in order to observe your transparent butthurt that you've been oozing since Trump lost the election, no matter what kind of pretzel you try to twist yourself into with mental gymnastics.

There is literally nothing you can say to anyone here that is going to have any impact on anyone or anything, because nobody takes you seriously. And for good reason.

But tell me how much you just totally owned me and everyone else you try to spread your misery and delusions to.

Because everyone knows if Ashliana says it's true, then it must be true. Especially if it comes with a head pat gif for the 89743290472308th time...

However you want to characterize your choice to participate in a conversation by laying out a poorly conceived position, having that position dismantled, then you finding yourself unable to defend it, is your business. It makes you look completely retarded, but that's your prerogative, so...

Your "NOU" game is weak.

You had to be put in your place by a fellow right-winger. That's how profoundly retarded you were the other day. And not only were you so wrong that had to happen, you've been doubling down on it ever since, parading your ignorance around like the Emperor with no clothes. One doesn't need a "strong" NOU to point out your outrageous stupidity.

No one wants to be around you. I'm pretty confident you will never have children.. thus the mutant gene that created you will die with you. And the human race will be far better because of it.

:rofl: Looks like you know as much about biology as you do anything else. Which is, to say, very little.

I do count myself lucky. I have fantastic parents and amazing children.

Something you could never understand.

Your parents raised an obsessed lunatic as a son, so that doesn't say much for them. Children can turn out poorly through little fault of the parent, though, so that's a wash. Similarly, children can turn out well despite shitty parents, so that doesn't say much for you. I certainly pity your children, though. You being so shitty on an online forum dedicated to an ancient game you no longer is already bad enough, I can't imagine what dealing with you for 18 years as a child would've been like. Yikes.

Parkbandit

03-22-2021, 12:27 PM

:rofl: Looks like you know as much about biology as you do anything else. Which is, to say, very little.

But I'm 100% correct about you not passing your mutated, broken genes onto a next generation though.

Your parents raised an obsessed lunatic as a son, so that doesn't say much for them. Children can turn out poorly through little fault of the parent, though, so that's a wash. Similarly, children can turn out well despite shitty parents, so that doesn't say much for you. I certainly pity your children, though. You being so shitty on an online forum dedicated to an ancient game you no longer is already bad enough, I can't imagine what dealing with you for 18 years as a child would've been like. Yikes.

I'm not sure I could abandon my "son" even if he turned out to be a fucking huge disappointment like you. I'll never know what it's like to have a kid you are embarrassed about, so it's hard to walk in their shoes. Your parents are probably pretty strong to get through it.. and now that they cut you from their life.. they are probably much happier.

Methais

03-22-2021, 12:33 PM

Ah, so you're in the "pretend Ashliana didn't say anything" phase. Since you're doubling down on your initial assertion, I'll just give you the same correction: Robert Byrd saw the error of his ways and spent literally decades making amends for his racist past, to the point that he was considered a hero by civil rights leaders and embraced as a champion.

You seem to think intellectual dishonesty on your part somehow constitutes an argument. It doesn't. All you do is demonstrate your own stupidity by making stupid arguments. Better luck next time trying to reconcile reality with your fantasy!

Much to your obvious dismay, one doesn't have to project anything in order to observe your transparent butthurt that you've been oozing since Trump lost the election, no matter what kind of pretzel you try to twist yourself into with mental gymnastics.

However you want to characterize your choice to participate in a conversation by laying out a poorly conceived position, having that position dismantled, then you finding yourself unable to defend it, is your business. It makes you look completely retarded, but that's your prerogative, so...

You had to be put in your place by a fellow right-winger. That's how profoundly retarded you were the other day. And not only were you so wrong that had to happen, you've been doubling down on it ever since, parading your ignorance around like the Emperor with no clothes. One doesn't need a "strong" NOU to point out your outrageous stupidity.

:rofl: Looks like you know as much about biology as you do anything else. Which is, to say, very little.

Your parents raised an obsessed lunatic as a son, so that doesn't say much for them. Children can turn out poorly through little fault of the parent, though, so that's a wash. Similarly, children can turn out well despite shitty parents, so that doesn't say much for you. I certainly pity your children, though. You being so shitty on an online forum dedicated to an ancient game you no longer is already bad enough, I can't imagine what dealing with you for 18 years as a child would've been like. Yikes.

Yes, I agree with you that you're wrong 100% of the time and that both you and the democrat party employ selective outrage when it suits their purpose, and that you're mentally ill and the only way you can make it through the day without killing yourself is by working really hard to convince yourself that you put someone from a message board on the internet "in their place."

At this point, it's just your own survival instinct kicking in, so...whatever keeps you from taking a bath with a toaster I guess.

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 12:33 PM

But I'm 100% correct about you not passing your mutated, broken genes onto a next generation though.

You are, as ever, reliant on your fantastical, evidence-free claims based on your prejudice. Fortunately for the rest of us, we're not bound by your stupidity.

I'm not sure I could abandon my "son" even if he turned out to be a fucking huge disappointment like you. I'll never know what it's like to have a kid you are embarrassed about, so it's hard to walk in their shoes. Your parents are probably pretty strong to get through it.. and now that they cut you from their life.. they are probably much happier.

:rofl: Since about half of what you say is projection, are we to presume that one of your kids cut off all contact with you? No one would be surprised by that -- you probably treat them the same unhinged way you were exposed in treating the other people on this forum.

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 12:38 PM

Yes, I agree with you that you're wrong 100% of the time

You just posted bullshit, got called out on it, couldn't reconcile it, posted it again, got called out on it, and are now trying mental gymnastics. How many times do you need to go through the same thing before you realize your assertions can't rewrite reality?

and that both you and the democrat party employ selective outrage when it suits their purpose

You not knowing about the events that led to Byrd being reformed over the course of decades, and becoming beloved by the civil rights movement, is on you. Your ignorance of history doesn't change history. Your ignorance of history doesn't confer "selective outrage" on the part of Democrats. What you are showing, though, are crocodile tears on behalf of the Black community, whose opinion you're literally discounting as you continue to attack Byrd. So not only are you wrong -- since you're wrong 100% of the time anyway -- you're a willfully ignorant imbecile.

and that you're mentally ill and the only way you can make it through the day without killing yourself is by working really hard to convince yourself that you put someone from a message board on the internet "in their place."

At this point, it's just your own survival instinct kicking in, so...whatever keeps you from taking a bath with a toaster I guess.

Further doubling down on your comical lack of self-awareness, you just got done accusing me of "making up a bunch of shit" about the other person. :rofl:

Keep trying, though, Methais. If you keep digging deeper, you'll eventually strike oil. Right?

Methais

03-22-2021, 01:52 PM

You just posted bullshit, got called out on it, couldn't reconcile it, posted it again, got called out on it, and are now trying mental gymnastics. How many times do you need to go through the same thing before you realize your assertions can't rewrite reality?

You not knowing about the events that led to Byrd being reformed over the course of decades, and becoming beloved by the civil rights movement, is on you. Your ignorance of history doesn't change history. Your ignorance of history doesn't confer "selective outrage" on the part of Democrats. What you are showing, though, are crocodile tears on behalf of the Black community, whose opinion you're literally discounting as you continue to attack Byrd. So not only are you wrong -- since you're wrong 100% of the time anyway -- you're a willfully ignorant imbecile.

Further doubling down on your comical lack of self-awareness, you just got done accusing me of "making up a bunch of shit" about the other person. :rofl:

Keep trying, though, Methais. If you keep digging deeper, you'll eventually strike oil. Right?

Yes, I agree with you that you're wrong 100% of the time

Tell me more about it.

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 01:55 PM

Yes, I agree with you that you're wrong 100% of the time

Tell me more about it.

It's funny how your world just breaks down when you can't deal with facts. :)

Methais

03-22-2021, 02:12 PM

It's funny how my world just breaks down when you won't have forever arguments with me over my delusions where no matter what is said I'll just make up a bunch of stuff and then declare victory.

This is correct.

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 02:20 PM

I'm going to pretend that my inability to substantively respond to my poorly conceived assertion being dismantled constitutes other people expecting "forever arguments" while simultaneously choosing to have a "forever argument" about nothing, without a shred of self-awareness.

This is correct.

Methais

03-22-2021, 02:22 PM

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 02:24 PM

Parkbandit

03-22-2021, 03:15 PM

You are, as ever, reliant on your fantastical, evidence-free claims based on your prejudice. Fortunately for the rest of us, we're not bound by your stupidity.

I've already admitted I have a strong prejudice against monumentally stupid people. I'm still working on it.

I'm very happy with the fact that you won't procreate and that your messed up DNA will die with you and not be part of the human race when you are gone.

Darwin might have been onto something.

:rofl: Since about half of what you say is projection

Citation required.

are we to presume that one of your kids cut off all contact with you?

My kids are not embarrassments like you are to your parents. Like I said.. I haven't travelled in their shoes.. don't know what it's like.. but I imagine they had to finally do the right thing and just be done with you. Their life has probably been 10x better since they did it.

No one would be surprised by that -- you probably treat them the same unhinged way you were exposed in treating the other people on this forum.

I've explained this before: I have a strong dislike for really, really stupid people like you.

I've admitted this shortfall of mine before.

Don't want to be treated like a retard? STOP BEING A RETARD!

I know.. that's like asking you to be normal... it's impossible.

Methais

03-22-2021, 03:21 PM

This is correct. :)

You're so mad that no one wants to waste their time arguing with you and your mental illness bullshit all day. :lol:

I'm very happy with the fact that you won't procreate and that your messed up DNA will die with you and not be part of the human race when you are gone.
.

At the end of the day, no matter what happens here in any thread or conversation or anything at all with Ashliana in any capacity, society still wins in the end because of this.

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 04:29 PM

I've already admitted I have a strong prejudice against monumentally stupid people. I'm still working on it.

That explains the self-hate that led you to obsessively stalk other men on the Internet across more than a decade, leaving them as many furious, sexually graphic messages of your impotent rage you dreamt up.

I'm very happy with the fact that you won't procreate and that your messed up DNA will die with you and not be part of the human race when you are gone.

Darwin might have been onto something.

Again, looks like you know as much about gay folks, and biology, as you do anything else. Which is, to say, very little.

Citation required.

Aww. Looks like you don't know when citations are required, either. But I'll stick to the standard your BFF made, and give you a citation anyway. Here you go! (http://forum.gsplayers.com/search.php?do=finduser&userid=30&contenttype=vBForum_Post&showposts=1)

My kids are not embarrassments like you are to your parents. Like I said.. I haven't travelled in their shoes.. don't know what it's like.. but I imagine they had to finally do the right thing and just be done with you. Their life has probably been 10x better since they did it.

Nobody cares about your kids. I wonder, though, what your kids would think of you if they knew how you -- almost 60 years old, if not older -- behave on a forum, and the way you have sociopathically stalked other men on the Internet, leaving them as many furious, sexually graphic messages of your impotent rage you spent untold hours dreaming up. That is, if your kids even still speak to you.

I've explained this before: I have a strong dislike for really, really stupid people like you.

I've admitted this shortfall of mine before.

Don't want to be treated like a retard? STOP BEING A RETARD!

I know.. that's like asking you to be normal... it's impossible.

Again, this explains the self-hatred that's motivated you to do the above.

You're so mad that no one wants to waste their time arguing with you and your mental illness bullshit all day.

He said, unironically, having spent all day arguing about nothing.

At the end of the day, no matter what happens here in any thread or conversation or anything at all with Ashliana in any capacity, society still wins in the end because of this.

As ignorant as PB. :) No surprise there.

Methais

03-22-2021, 04:35 PM

He said, unironically, having spent all day arguing about nothing.

Like usual, you just don't understand simple concepts. Or anything at all really, outside of your own fantasy world of delusion.

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 04:40 PM

Like usual, you just don't understand simple concepts. Or anything at all really, outside of your own fantasy world of delusion.

Looks like you weren't able to reconcile your behavior contradicting your stated position. As always. Keep your chin up, though! You'll get there someday.

Methais

03-22-2021, 05:58 PM

Looks like you weren't able to reconcile your behavior contradicting your stated position. As always. Keep your chin up, though! You'll get there someday.

Sounds like you're still mad that people only pay attention to you for laughs.

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 06:05 PM

Sounds like you're still mad that people only pay attention to you for laughs.

Sounds like you're butthurt that your pattern of contradicting yourself was pointed out again. :)

Methais

03-22-2021, 06:07 PM

Sounds like you're butthurt that your pattern of contradicting yourself was pointed out again. :)

Except it wasn't. You're just massively retarded.

Parkbandit

03-22-2021, 06:11 PM

Like usual, you just don't understand simple concepts. Or anything at all really, outside of your own fantasy world of delusion.

In It's defense.. he literally spends his whole worthless day on here and other forums, furiously slamming away and actually wondering why no one likes him.

One thing is certain though: His DNA ends with him. His parents are probably relieved and blame themselves for unleashing this upon the world. I feel badly for them.

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 06:14 PM

In It's defense.. he literally spends his whole worthless day on here and other forums, furiously slamming away and actually wondering why no one likes him.

One thing is certain though: His DNA ends with him. His parents are probably relieved and blame themselves for unleashing this upon the world. I feel badly for them.

And yet, you still don't know anything about LGBT folks, or biology, or -- apparently -- that you're a pariah on here, especially since your obsessive, sociopathic behavior was exposed. :) You sure are bitter that Trump lost, though, and that whites are headed towards being a (permanent) minority in the US. And that right-wing positions are less popular than ever, causing right-wing politicians to care about things like Dr. Seuss' publisher deciding not to publish certain works.

Keep raging at the dying of the light, though, PB.

Neveragain

03-22-2021, 09:24 PM

Keep raging at the dying of the light, though, PB.

https://i.imgur.com/puhsmjG.gif

caelric

03-22-2021, 09:30 PM

Hey, ashy, do you furiously masturbate every time you think you've "owned" someone on the forums? Because your posts sure seem like that's what you're doing.

Ashliana

03-22-2021, 09:33 PM

https://i.imgur.com/puhsmjG.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/KffdTQfewxdbKTGEJY/giphy.gif

Hey, ashy, do you furiously masturbate every time you think you've "owned" someone on the forums? Because your posts sure seem like that's what you're doing.

Whatever you say, KKKaelric.

Parkbandit

03-23-2021, 06:59 AM

Hey, ashy, do you furiously masturbate every time you think you've "owned" someone on the forums? Because your posts sure seem like that's what you're doing.

No one else would touch it..

Neveragain

03-23-2021, 07:29 AM

https://media.giphy.com/media/KffdTQfewxdbKTGEJY/giphy.gif

This one time we are in agreement. The current Democrat party is bringing darkness to the light, like one giant Black Mass.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 09:47 AM

No one else would touch it..

:rofl: Meanwhile, people, uhh, are clamoring to break down the doors of a geriatric, fat slob like you?

https://media.giphy.com/media/1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu/giphy.gif

This one time we are in agreement. The current Democrat party is bringing darkness to the light, like one giant Black Mass.

If by "light," you mean the remnants of white supremacy the GOP has been trying to desperately maintain, then sure. :)

Neveragain

03-23-2021, 10:24 AM

If by "light," you mean the remnants of white supremacy the GOP has been trying to desperately maintain, then sure. :)

But that's not what you said at all.

The fact that you think Joe Biden is any different than George Bush politically, speaks volumes.

Neveragain

03-23-2021, 10:26 AM

:rofl: Meanwhile, people, uhh, are clamoring to break down the doors of a geriatric, fat slob like you?

https://media.giphy.com/media/1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu/giphy.gif

Considering he has children and you don't......................

You're being extra retarded today.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 10:33 AM

But that's not what you said at all.

I just didn't explicitly state it, but those issues are the same thing.

What, precisely, do you think the GOP's frantic opposition to immigration is about? Maintaining white dominance in the US.

What do you think the GOP's frantic push to restrict voting access is about? Maintaining white dominance in the US.

That's all modern-day conservatism is about -- "conserving" the historical status quo. "Make America Great Again" didn't mean "let's return to the 91% marginal tax rate the super-rich had in the 1950's, along with massive infrastructure investment." It meant "put women and minorities back in their place." And that ideology lost, no matter how butthurt Parkbandit is that he can't return to the days of his youth.

The fact that you think Joe Biden is any different than George Bush politically, speaks volumes.

Perhaps with regard to adventures in the Middle East (apart from Bush's penchant for committing us to trillion dollar wars), but certainly not on most issues.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 10:34 AM

Considering he has children and you don't......................

You're being extra retarded today.

Except you don't know whether I have children. :) And whether PB had children 40 years ago has no bearing on whether he's a geriatric, fat slob in 2021. Basic reasoning sure is hard for you, but if you keep your chin up, you'll get there someday.

Methais

03-23-2021, 10:55 AM

If only your intellectual dishonesty constituted an argument. Alas, it doesn't. It was pointed out that, despite your whining about the other person wanting to "argue all day," that's precisely what you've done: over nothing. You're a retard, and no amount of your mental gymnastics changes that.

What you typically do is you parse every syllable of every word posted, twist it into an argument that isn't being made, then you decide everything the poster was thinking and feeling and what they believe in and what they "really" meant, and then you reply to that instead and then tell them how you owned them so hard and put them in their place despite it being based on nothing but your usual fantasy and delusion.

Yet you still can't figure out why you get trolled or why everyone thinks you're toxic trash.

That reflects on you and your lack of self awareness.

In before 6 paragraphs of NO U and big mad because nobody will play by your princess rules.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 11:06 AM

What you typically do is you parse every syllable of every word posted, twist it into an argument that isn't being made, then you decide everything the poster was thinking and feeling and what they believe in and what they "really" meant, and then you reply to that instead and then tell them how you owned them so hard and put them in their place despite it being based on nothing but your usual fantasy and delusion.

Yet you still can't figure out why you get trolled or why everyone thinks you're toxic trash.

That reflects on you and your lack of self awareness.

In before 6 paragraphs of NO U and big mad because nobody will play by your princess rules.

Erm, no. I take you at your word, point out how what you says makes absolutely no sense, then you freak out that you've been taken at your word, pretend that taking you at your word requires some kind of magical mindreading powers, double down and restate the same thing, I again point out that what you said makes no sense, then you lash out personally because you still haven't figured out that (after years of failed attempts) that intellectual dishonesty doesn't constitute a reasoned position. No matter how butthurt you get about it.

Perhaps you should pick your battles more carefully. But if you were capable of not making the same error over and over again, we wouldn't be here.

Methais

03-23-2021, 11:20 AM

Erm, no. I take you at your word, point out how what you says makes absolutely no sense, then you freak out that you've been taken at your word, pretend that taking you at your word requires some kind of magical mindreading powers, double down and restate the same thing, I again point out that what you said makes no sense, then you lash out personally because you still haven't figured out that (after years of failed attempts) that intellectual dishonesty doesn't constitute a reasoned position. No matter how butthurt you get about it.

Perhaps you should pick your battles more carefully. But if you were capable of not making the same error over and over again, we wouldn't be here.

Setting aside the fact that you're wrong and dumb about everything, you will never be important enough to cause me to freak out in any capacity. I know this makes you very mad and causes you to lash out, despite your world of fantasy and delusion, but you're just going to have to deal with it.

Hey, ashy, do you furiously masturbate every time you think you've "owned" someone on the forums? Because your posts sure seem like that's what you're doing.

Here's an accurate reenactment of Ashliana celebrating with himself anytime he says he put someone in their place or thinks he's being clever by calling you KKKaelric:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-11-2015/U5pwfi.gif

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 11:26 AM

You will never be important enough to cause me to freak out in any capacity. I know this makes you very mad and causes you to lash out, despite your world of fantasy and delusion, but you're just going to have to deal with it.

Doubling down for 10 pages in insistence that you didn't say (X) when, in fact, you did say (X), is indeed "freaking out," regardless of whether you recognize it. You've been radiating butthurt like a supernova since Trump's election.

Here's an accurate reenactment of Ashliana celebrating with himself anytime he says he put someone in their place or thinks he's being clever by calling you KKKaelric:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-11-2015/U5pwfi.gif

It's okay, Methais. You'll get through these tough times. Take it one day at a time.

Parkbandit

03-23-2021, 11:27 AM

Here's an accurate reenactment of Ashliana celebrating with himself anytime he says he put someone in their place or thinks he's being clever by calling you KKKaelric:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-11-2015/U5pwfi.gif

Well, except the "mom get the camera" part. :(

Methais

03-23-2021, 11:29 AM

Doubling down for 10 pages in insistence that you didn't say (X) when, in fact, you did say (X), is indeed "freaking out," regardless of whether you recognize it. You've been radiating butthurt like a supernova since Trump's election.

^ Exhibit A of the part where you make up how the other person is feeling, and then reply to that.

Although I can see how you, a huge drama queen, would consider pretty much anything as freaking out. Because it's what you live for and it's hat keeps you from killing yourself at night.

It's okay, Methais. You'll get through these tough times. Take it one day at a time.

I'll still be here long after you off yourself.

But feel free to quote some of my posts that are sooooooooooo butthurt over Trump losing.

Protip: Calling you a giant retard has nothing to do with Trump. That should save you some time and irrelevant posts.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 11:32 AM

^ Exhibit A of the part where you make up how the other person is feeling, and then reply to that.

Although I can see how you, a huge drama queen, would consider pretty much anything as freaking out. Because it's what you live for and it's hat keeps you from killing yourself at night.

Your inability to recognize how your behavior has changed since before the election and after has no impact on your behavior since the election. Which, again, has been you constantly freaking out and radiating butthurt like a supernova. It is funny that you went from "you're making up how the other person is feeling" to, literally within the next sentence, making up how the other person is feeling. It's almost like you're retarded and have the self-awareness of a rock. Wait, it is like that.

I'll still be here long after you off yourself.

Sorry, deaths of despair are a Middle America thing. You may end up like that when your pharmacist finally refuses to fill your last prescription of hillbilly heroin, but maybe you'll seek psychiatric care before then.

Methais

03-23-2021, 11:57 AM

Your inability to recognize how your behavior has changed since before the election and after has no impact on your behavior since the election. Which, again, has been you constantly freaking out and radiating butthurt like a supernova. It is funny that you went from "you're making up how the other person is feeling" to, literally within the next sentence, making up how the other person is feeling. It's almost like you're retarded and have the self-awareness of a rock. Wait, it is like that.

The difference is what you decide I'm feeling is based on literally nothing, whereas it's clear in 99.999999% of your posts to anyone that you're always angry and miserable and foaming at the mouth.

Sorry, deaths of despair are a Middle America thing. You may end up like that when your pharmacist finally refuses to fill your last prescription of hillbilly heroin, but maybe you'll seek psychiatric care before then.

Tell me how my "behavior" has changed since the election. Be specific, preferably quoting actual posts of me "constantly freaking out and radiating butthurt like a supernova."

Nice projection about your drug use btw. You should get off that shit. You're bad enough as it is without drugs. Except perhaps your anti-depressants, which you probably need even more of.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 12:01 PM

The difference is what you decide I'm feeling is based on literally nothing, whereas it's clear in 99.999999% of your posts to anyone that you're always angry and miserable and foaming at the mouth.

Nope, it's based on the differences in your posting behavior pre and post-election. You not being aware of it doesn't change it. :) Sorry!

Tell me how my "behavior" has changed since the election. Be specific, preferably quoting actual posts of me "constantly freaking out and radiating butthurt like a supernova."

I'll use the Methais standard of citation (thanks for that, BTW). Here you go (http://forum.gsplayers.com/search.php?do=finduser&userid=80&contenttype=vBForum_Post&showposts=1).

Nice projection about your drug use btw. You should get off that shit. You're bad enough as it is without drugs. Except perhaps your anti-depressants, which you probably need even more of.

"My projection about you being suicidal was actually your projection about drug use!"

Very convincing. Get help soon, Methais.

Methais

03-23-2021, 12:03 PM

I concede. I don't have jack shit.

Yup.

"My projection about you being suicidal was actually your projection about drug use!"

There's a 41% chance that I'm correct with my statistics based prediction.

And unless you consider weed a drug, then you're wrong like always.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 12:05 PM

Yup.

You do realize this is a tacit admission that you conceded previously, right, when you established the conservative standard of evidence? Just so you're clear that you're knowingly falling into a self-own? :rofl:

There's a 41% chance that I'm correct with my statistics based prediction.

And unless you consider weed a drug, then you're wrong like always.

Swing and a miss. :)

Methais

03-23-2021, 12:10 PM

You do realize this is a tacit admission that you conceded previously, right, when you established the conservative standard of evidence? Just so you're clear that you're knowingly falling into a self-own? :rofl:

When someone is so dense like you are that they literally can't tell when they're being trolled or not, sure. For normal people though, which is a category that you are not in, not so much, since you seem to think that me linking to someone's entire posting history in a previous post was me being serious and all. Which in your case, there's a high probability that you doing the same just now was you actually being serious.

Lead doesn't have shit on you on the density scale. George McFly either.

But to be a good sport, I went ahead and clicked the link anyway just now and read through every one of my posts since the very beginning, and it turns out you're still wrong.

Try harder and be less dense next time.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 12:22 PM

When someone is so dense like you are that they literally can't tell when they're being trolled or not, sure. For normal people though, which is a category that you are not in, not so much, since you seem to think that me linking to someone's entire posting history in a previous post was me being serious and all. Which in your case, there's a high probability that you doing the same just now was you actually being serious.

:rofl:

Lead doesn't have shit on you on the density scale. George McFly either.

https://i.redd.it/27vvitv08c701.jpg

But to be a good sport, I went ahead and clicked the link anyway just now and read through every one of my posts since the very beginning, and it turns out you're still wrong.

Try harder and be less dense next time.

Look harder. Also, gain some self-awareness.

Methais

03-23-2021, 12:42 PM

NO U

https://i.imgflip.com/18tsyx.jpg
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/cvfvNmtt3sVpHOmgXAuWXh8OTfyQrUkefi-6l3fnyUDA1xOZP62V-ajolk8df6JuOKekHVGNaFvD5yagA6LxI6V-LpzgVaJE92EUkCO0Fjac0qvkQI7voH-Lymmgk1Qv6fgkrwgphYRe4ywsGott6T1jOAXcmD_aq5c

Be less dense.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 12:46 PM

https://i.imgflip.com/18tsyx.jpg
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/cvfvNmtt3sVpHOmgXAuWXh8OTfyQrUkefi-6l3fnyUDA1xOZP62V-ajolk8df6JuOKekHVGNaFvD5yagA6LxI6V-LpzgVaJE92EUkCO0Fjac0qvkQI7voH-Lymmgk1Qv6fgkrwgphYRe4ywsGott6T1jOAXcmD_aq5c

Be less dense.

This came out of your mouth:

When someone is so dense like you are that they literally can't tell when they're being trolled or not, sure. For normal people though, which is a category that you are not in, not so much, since you seem to think that me linking to someone's entire posting history in a previous post was me being serious and all. Which in your case, there's a high probability that you doing the same just now was you actually being serious.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

You shouldn't be talking about who is or isn't dense.

Methais

03-23-2021, 12:55 PM

This came out of your mouth:

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

You shouldn't be talking about who is or isn't dense.

Yes, because you're extremely dense, and you continue to demonstrate your extreme density.

Please keep crying.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 12:56 PM

Yes, because you're extremely dense, and you continue to demonstrate your extreme density.

Please keep crying.

https://i.redd.it/27vvitv08c701.jpg

Please keep crying. And demonstrating your lack of self-awareness.

Methais

03-23-2021, 12:59 PM

https://i.redd.it/27vvitv08c701.jpg

Please keep crying. And demonstrating your lack of self-awareness.

You're still failing to keep up. And it's glorious because you're still completely in the dark.

Dumbass. :lol:

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 12:59 PM

You're still failing to keep up. And it's glorious.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

That's right, Methais. You're the master troll.

Methais

03-23-2021, 01:02 PM

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That's right, Methais. You're the master troll.

Anyone can look like a master troll when someone as dense as you is involved.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 01:04 PM

Anyone can look like a master troll when someone as dense as you is involved.

You need to work on that reading comprehension. :) Keep on, uhh, patting yourself on the back, though.

Methais

03-23-2021, 01:58 PM

You need to work on that reading comprehension. :) Keep on, uhh, patting yourself on the back, though.

Remember when PB made a your/you're typo, you had a meltdown, then PB started doing it every time intentionally and you went nuts over it having multiple meltdowns about "omg PB is old and doesn't know your vs. you're!!!!!" because you were too stupid to catch on?

Good times.

in b4 denial and projection

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 02:00 PM

Remember when PB made a your/you're typo, you had a meltdown, then PB started doing it every time intentionally and you went nuts over it having multiple meltdowns about "omg PB is old and doesn't know your vs. you're!!!!!" because you were too stupid to catch on?

Good times.

in b4 denial and projection

He didn't make a typo. He gets them confused, since he has comically poor mastery of his native language. :)

I do remember when you had an eleven page meltdown a week or two ago because you couldn't get over the fact your "I'm not a conservative!" bullshit fell flat.

Good times.

Parkbandit

03-23-2021, 03:41 PM

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 03:43 PM

Your wrong and your retarded.

No one believes anything you type out here because you're word isn't something anyone should believe.

"Pretending to be even stupider than I normally am somehow means I'm not normally stupid!" isn't the defense you seem to think it is.

Methais

03-23-2021, 04:34 PM

He didn't make a typo. He gets them confused, since he has comically poor mastery of his native language. :)

I do remember when you had an eleven page meltdown a week or two ago because you couldn't get over the fact your "I'm not a conservative!" bullshit fell flat.

Good times.

Uh no, that was you having a meltdown because your little black & white brain doesn't understand the difference between fiscal issues and social issues and that it's possible for people to not be shoehorned into little boxes like you are while I remained entertained by your stupidity fueled tantrum that's still going on since you apparently haven't gotten over it yet.

But keep crying about it and lying to yourself so you can make it through another day without a toaster bath.

"Pretending to be even stupider than I normally am somehow means I'm not normally stupid!" isn't the defense you seem to think it is.

It is when the response is "OMG PB IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD AND STUPID HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOUR FROM YOU'RE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HOW HUMILIATING AND EMBARRASSING AND 4897230423 OTHER WORDS I OVERUSE FOR LITERALLY NO REASON IN 99% OF MY POSTS!!!!!!!" *

It's actually pretty fucking funny. Thanks for that.

*I'm paraphrasing, since I have zero doubt that you will need that fact to be spelled out for you.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 04:43 PM

Uh no, that was you having a meltdown because your little black & white brain doesn't understand the difference between fiscal issues and social issues and that it's possible for people to not be shoehorned into little boxes like you are while I remained entertained by your stupidity fueled tantrum that's still going on since you apparently haven't gotten over it yet.

Uh no, it was you trying to disingenuously bullshit your way out of something you were too retarded to realize would've applied to you either way, your brain broke down when you realized your spectacularly failed dodge didn't change anything, then you spent eleven pages doubling down on it. :)

But keep crying about it and lying to yourself so you can make it through another day without a toaster bath.

Something's got to soothe your bruised ego, eh?

It is when the response is "OMG PB IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD AND STUPID HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOUR FROM YOU'RE OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HOW HUMILIATING AND EMBARRASSING AND 4897230423 OTHER WORDS I OVERUSE FOR LITERALLY NO REASON IN 99% OF MY POSTS!!!!!!!" *

It's actually pretty fucking funny. Thanks for that.

*I'm paraphrasing, since I have zero doubt that you will need that fact to be spelled out for you.

That doesn't address anything I said. But thankfully for the rest of us, your transparent mental gymnastics about PB's various errors are your burden to bear. :)

Methais

03-23-2021, 04:46 PM

Uh no, it was you trying to disingenuously bullshit your way out of something you were too retarded to realize would've applied to you either way, your brain broke down when you realized your spectacularly failed dodge didn't change anything, then you spent eleven pages doubling down on it. :)

Something's got to soothe that bruised ego, eh?

That doesn't address anything I said. But thankfully for the rest of us, your transparent mental gymnastics about PB's various errors are your burden to bear. :)

There you go again just making up other peoples' positions again and how they feel about something because you arguing with reality would just expose even more how stupid you are.

But tell me more about how it's me having a meltdown when you can't stop bringing it up, ironically to tell me I'm having a meltdown, despite the fact that you came out of it looking stupid as fuck like always.

That's it for me today. Sorry Ashliana but you won't exist again for like another 16 hours.

I know this upsets you, but no one actually cares how you feel. Especially your parents.

Parkbandit

03-23-2021, 04:47 PM

It's actually pretty fucking funny. Thanks for that.

Your welcome :)

Parkbandit

03-23-2021, 04:48 PM

That doesn't address anything I said. But thankfully for the rest of us, your transparent mental gymnastics about PB's various errors are your burden to bear. :)

Holy shit, how fucking dumb are you that you don't even know how to quote a post. I didn't post this.

I expect a full retraction from the retard.

And in case you didn't know... your the retard.

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 04:53 PM

There you go again just making up other peoples' positions again and how they feel about something because you arguing with reality would just expose even more how stupid you are.

There you go again pretending that one needs to "make up someone's position" in order to observe your behavior. Alas, your assertions continue to lack the power to rewrite history and warp reality to suit your delusions.

But tell me more about how it's me having a meltdown when you can't stop bringing it up, ironically to tell me I'm having a meltdown, despite the fact that you came out of it looking stupid as fuck like always.

Sorry you were too retarded to realize that your demonstrated ignorance of science -- and how it's stereotypical of conservatives -- would've applied regardless of what flavor of conservative you were identifying as that day. How you rationalize your meltdown (and your ongoing meltdown since Trump's loss) is your business.

That's it for me today. Sorry Ashliana but you won't exist again for like another 16 hours.

I know this upsets you, but no one actually cares how you feel. Especially your parents.

Keep your chin up, Methais! You'll get through these tough times.

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Ashliana

03-23-2021, 04:57 PM

Holy shit, how fucking dumb are you that you don't even know how to quote a post. I didn't post this.

I expect a full retraction from the retard.

And in case you didn't know... your the retard.

I did write the wrong name. Whoopsie! But as always, you overstate your case and fall flat on your face. That, my deluded friend, was an actual typo. Not like your demonstrated ignorance of your and you're, which you've been getting wrong for years. And no, I'm not talking about this time, where you're trying to console yourself with the notion that if deliberately use the wrong one now -- after having been corrected repeatedly -- somehow it'll erase your consistently demonstrated stupidity. (It doesn't). :)

Parkbandit

03-23-2021, 05:14 PM

I did write the wrong name. Whoopsie! But as always, you overstate your case and fall flat on your face. That, my deluded friend, was an actual typo.

What? No. A typo is accidently hitting the wrong key... a misspelled word... using your and you're wrong... you know.. a typo.

You literally meant to type out Methais and accidently forgot whom you were having a conversation with and typed out Parkbandit.

That's not a typo.. that is just being stupid and probably trying to type through the real life tears and forgetting.

Not like your demonstrated ignorance of your and you're, which you've been getting wrong for years. And no, I'm not talking about this time, where you're trying to console yourself with the notion that if deliberately use the wrong one now -- after having been corrected repeatedly -- somehow it'll erase your consistently demonstrated stupidity. (It doesn't). :)

I think I'll be ok if that is the biggest infraction I've had on here. At least I wasn't trying to pass off the Doomsday Clock as a factual real event.. or creating an alt to agree with.

Yikes...

Ashliana

03-23-2021, 05:28 PM

What? No. A typo is accidently hitting the wrong key... a misspelled word...

This part is right.

using your and you're wrong... you know.. a typo.

This part is wrong. :) If you'd been typing yout or youre or you'r, or any other variation, you might have a point. You, however, have mixed the two words up repeatedly.

You literally meant to type out Methais and accidently forgot whom you were having a conversation with and typed out Parkbandit.

I did mean to type out Methais, but your presumption that "I forgot who I was talking to" lacks evidence. Methais was referencing your retarded attempt to defend your stupidity, and I got ahead of myself. A mistake, to be sure.

That's not a typo.. that is just being stupid and probably trying to type through the real life tears and forgetting.

Again, knowing your history of projection on here -- Is this what you're doing every time you make a mistake? Since, y'know, you do it basically every other post.

I think I'll be ok if that is the biggest infraction I've had on here. At least I wasn't trying to pass off the Doomsday Clock as a factual real event.. or creating an alt to agree with.

Yikes...

I'd say your biggest mistake was the obsessive, sociopathic stalking you've been doing for over a decade, where you spent countless hours dreaming up sexually graphic imagery full of your impotent rage to send other men on the Internet.

Or being so mindbogglingly ignorant of your native language that you not only can't understand a simple distinction -- like the fact that being able to demonstrate that something occurred in the past makes something a factual example, despite having to have other right-wingers gently explain it to you -- you were so proud of your inability to speak your native language, you've repeatedly brought up your own self-own because you're too retarded to understand your mistake.

:rofl:

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Parkbandit

03-23-2021, 06:16 PM

This part is right.

As usual, I usually am correct.

This part is wrong. :) If you'd been typing yout or youre or you'r, or any other variation, you might have a point. You, however, have mixed the two words up repeatedly.

And also as usual, your wrong. Don't take my word for it though... inbeforeyoufreakoutZOMGWRONGYOURYOU'REYOUR!!!!

https://www.cjr.org/language_corner/you-your-youre.php

I did mean to type out Methais, but your presumption that "I forgot who I was talking to" lacks evidence. Methais was referencing your retarded attempt to defend your stupidity, and I got ahead of myself. A mistake, to be sure.

You didn't get ahead of yourself.. you just made a mistake that was stupid. You do it all the time. No biggie.

Again, knowing your history of projection on here -- Is this what you're doing every time you make a mistake? Since, y'know, you do it basically every other post.

Citation required. Feel free to do the math on every other post... which is 50%. Don't include the ones where even someone as monumentally stupid as you are obviously knows I was trolling a hairy, plus sized troll.

I'd say your biggest mistake was the obsessive, sociopathic stalking you've been doing for over a decade, where you spent countless hours dreaming up sexually graphic imagery full of your impotent rage to send other men on the Internet.

You keep using this phrase... doesn't make it real. You just aren't worth "stalking" and calling you a faggot in multiple ways doesn't take me time at all to "dream up." Sorry.

You are very upset that you were changed to red for Retard... I can't help but notice how few rep comments I've received from you since you can see who repped you.. and since you turned red. Why is that?

Poor thing. So upset he's all red. You were judged by a jury of you're superiors and found to be retarded. Sorry that hurts you're feelings.

Or being so mindbogglingly ignorant of your native language that you not only can't understand a simple distinction -- like the fact that being able to demonstrate that something occurred in the past makes something a factual example, despite having to have other right-wingers gently explain it to you -- you were so proud of your inability to speak your native language, you've repeatedly brought up your own self-own because you're too retarded to understand your mistake.

:rofl:

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Doomsday Clock. Bro... there's no coming back from that. I honestly thought using another login to agree with yourself was the lowest.. but you've show you can go sooo much lower.

And for that, I'm thankful I was here to witness both events.

Thank you.

Seizer

03-23-2021, 06:29 PM

Thought I'd share something enlightening.

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Ashliana

03-23-2021, 06:57 PM

As usual, I usually am correct.

You're virtually always wrong. :)

And also as usual, your wrong. Don't take my word for it though... inbeforeyoufreakoutZOMGWRONGYOURYOU'REYOUR!!!!

https://www.cjr.org/language_corner/you-your-youre.php

Again, wrong. Your specific mistake wasn't caused by you mistakenly entering one thing when you meant another by hitting the wrong key by accident -- it was caused by your ignorance, you not understanding the different circumstances you should be using one versus the other. Something anyone over the age of five should know, especially as a native speaker.

You didn't get ahead of yourself.. you just made a mistake that was stupid. You do it all the time. No biggie.

Re-read what you wrote here, figure out your mistake. By all means, hold your breath, since you'll likely pass out, given that you don't recognize your mistakes even when other right-wingers have to point them out to you.

Citation required. Feel free to do the math on every other post... which is 50%. Don't include the ones where even someone as monumentally stupid as you are obviously knows I was trolling a hairy, plus sized troll.

If a citation wasn't required for your "you're always wrong" assertion, then one certainly isn't required for my "you're wrong every other post" assertion. We know basic reasoning isn't your strong suit, though.

You keep using this phrase... doesn't make it real. You just aren't worth "stalking" and calling you a faggot in multiple ways doesn't take me time at all to "dream up." Sorry.

Do you somehow think that bullshitting here erases the collective memory of you being exposed as the single-most mentally ill poster on the PC? :rofl: Alas, no, contrary to what you've claimed many times, your messages weren't akin to simply "you're a faggot." You obsessively spent countless hours over the course of literally more than a decade as an adult -- in your 50s -- sending other men sociopathic, sexually graphic images full of your trademark impotent rage.

You are very upset that you were changed to red for Retard... I can't help but notice how few rep comments I've received from you since you can see who repped you.. and since you turned red. Why is that?

Poor thing. So upset he's all red. You were judged by a jury of you're superiors and found to be retarded. Sorry that hurts you're feelings.

Nobody cares what some retarded boomer -- who's furious that whites are becoming a minority in the US and has been lashing out as a result his entire life -- thinks. Meanwhile, your reps have certainly changed since you figured out everybody knows it's you. They're much less sexually graphic now. Why is that, I wonder?

Because you were embarrassed to have been exposed as so bizarrely obsessed with homosexuality? Because you were -- accurately -- concerned that people would think less of you based on what you were doing? Yep.

Doomsday Clock. Bro... there's no coming back from that. I honestly thought using another login to agree with yourself was the lowest.. but you've show you can go sooo much lower.

And for that, I'm thankful I was here to witness both events.

Thank you.

You had to be put in your place by a fellow right-winger. Someone who is completely divorced from reality in virtually every aspect, and even they were able to tell you were making a simple error. And not only were you so hilariously retarded, you're proud of the moment! You think parading around with a neon sign that says "Look how retarded Parkbandit is!" is a win!

:rofl:

Thank you.

Parkbandit

03-24-2021, 08:53 AM

You're virtually always wrong. :)

Again, wrong. Your specific mistake wasn't caused by you mistakenly entering one thing when you meant another by hitting the wrong key by accident -- it was caused by your ignorance, you not understanding the different circumstances you should be using one versus the other. Something anyone over the age of five should know, especially as a native speaker.

Re-read the title of the link I provided. I'm ok with how my life turned out.. and if the biggest problem is I sometimes put your instead of you're.. I'm still ok with it.

Look at your dumpster fire of a life... and you're crowning achievement is "BUT I NO HOW TWO USE YOUR WRITE!", then you go "girl!"

Re-read what you wrote here, figure out your mistake. By all means, hold your breath, since you'll likely pass out, given that you don't recognize your mistakes even when other right-wingers have to point them out to you.

My mistake was carrying on a conversation with someone who is incapable of not being toxic. But it's ok, I'm still entertained by you're sheer stupidity. Doomsday Clock.

If a citation wasn't required for your "you're always wrong" assertion, then one certainly isn't required for my "you're wrong every other post" assertion. We know basic reasoning isn't your strong suit, though.

Jesus. You must be so much fun at parties. Oh wait, you never get invited to parties.. because people have that much distain for you.

Low blow.. my bad.

Do you somehow think that bullshitting here erases the collective memory of you being exposed as the single-most mentally ill poster on the PC? :rofl: Alas, no, contrary to what you've claimed many times, your messages weren't akin to simply "you're a faggot." You obsessively spent countless hours over the course of literally more than a decade as an adult -- in your 50s -- sending other men sociopathic, sexually graphic images full of your trademark impotent rage.

Mentally ill is having to be on the Internet because you're life is pathetic and you have to use forums like this to pretend you are someone you are not just so your tiny mind can have a little relief. But reality comes crashing in when you have to shut off your computer. You must have to take some hardcore drugs at night just to get to sleep. I don't know how you've done it this long.. good for you!

Nobody cares what some retarded boomer -- who's furious that whites are becoming a minority in the US and has been lashing out as a result his entire life -- thinks. Meanwhile, your reps have certainly changed since you figured out everybody knows it's you. They're much less sexually graphic now. Why is that, I wonder?

And no one cares what a plus sized, hairy fag "thinks". The reason I have made them "less graphic" is because I found out that you were taking them in a way that they weren't meant to be taken... although I'm not sure how pathetic you would have to be to take them in that fashion.. but here we still are.... so I didn't call you a cum guzzling cock snorkler anymore. Instead I

Because you were embarrassed to have been exposed as so bizarrely obsessed with homosexuality? Because you were -- accurately -- concerned that people would think less of you based on what you were doing? Yep.

Explained above. I'm just not used to dealing with people who are so mentally ill that they would take comments which are clearly insults to normal people, as some sort of romantic gesture. I can assure you that your homosexuality or whatever you want to call it is completely safe. No one wants any part of that.. as you already know from your real life.

You had to be put in your place by a fellow right-winger. Someone who is completely divorced from reality in virtually every aspect, and even they were able to tell you were making a simple error. And not only were you so hilariously retarded, you're proud of the moment! You think parading around with a neon sign that says "Look how retarded Parkbandit is!" is a win!

:rofl:

Thank you.

Doomsday Clock & Kierphe. Those are the things you will always be known for on this forum.

Let that sink in for a bit.

Now, I just want you to know.. I won't be on today as I am busy.. but I PROMISE to send Methais a PM to make sure he will stop by from time to time to make sure you are ok.

Parkbandit

03-24-2021, 08:55 AM

Thought I'd share something enlightening.

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BRO! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T POST STUFF LIKE THIS AROUND ASSLIANA!!! HE WILL SOMEHOW BELIEVE YOU ARE HITTING ON HIM!!!

Methais

03-24-2021, 09:58 AM

Thought I'd share something enlightening.

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Even in the intergalactic future, no one is safe from Goatse.

Methais

03-24-2021, 10:00 AM

Now, I just want you to know.. I won't be on today as I am busy.. but I PROMISE to send Methais a PM to make sure he will stop by from time to time to make sure you are ok.

I'm also going to be mostly busy today. And by busy, I mean having normal conversations with normal people, so I will probably not have time for Ashliana either.

Ashliana

03-24-2021, 10:16 AM

Re-read the title of the link I provided.

No title of a link has the power to transform history. It might indeed be possible to make the mistake in a typo, but that doesn't mean that's what happened in your case, which certainly didn't. :)

I'm ok with how my life turned out.. and if the biggest problem is I sometimes put your instead of you're.. I'm still ok with it.

Look at your dumpster fire of a life... and you're crowning achievement is "BUT I NO HOW TWO USE YOUR WRITE!", then you go "girl!"

Again, nope. Your biggest problem would probably be your sociopathic obsession with stalking other men to anonymously send them as many furious, sexually graphic full of your impotent rage as possible. Oh, and the fact that your world view is based completely on fantasy, you're poorly educated, and you can't argue your way out of a paper bag. And those are the only issues we on the PC know about. One can only imagine what kind of person you are to the people unlucky enough to be around you.

My mistake was carrying on a conversation with someone who is incapable of not being toxic.

So it was a mistake to continue obsessing over a person in a thread dedicated to them that you created and carried on in for 40 pages? Okay.

But it's ok, I'm still entertained by you're sheer stupidity. Doomsday Clock.

Jesus. You must be so much fun at parties. Oh wait, you never get invited to parties.. because people have that much distain for you.

Low blow.. my bad.

Again, parading your own ignorance of your native language (and inability to understand basic reason) around as if it's an accomplishment -- despite other right-wingers having to put you in your place -- is pretty funny. If I didn't think you were genuinely that stupid, I'd suspect you of being an agent provocateur deliberately trying to make conservatives look retarded.

Mentally ill is having to be on the Internet because you're life is pathetic and you have to use forums like this to pretend you are someone you are not just so your tiny mind can have a little relief. But reality comes crashing in when you have to shut off your computer. You must have to take some hardcore drugs at night just to get to sleep. I don't know how you've done it this long.. good for you!

Mentally ill is spending untold hours of your life -- starting as someone almost 50 years old -- to obsessively cycle through the rep system in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages to other men full of impotent rage, on a forum dedicated to an ancient game you don't even play anymore. No wonder you were terrified of that guy doxing you -- can you imagine what your family would think of you?

And no one cares what a plus sized, hairy fag "thinks". The reason I have made them "less graphic" is because I found out that you were taking them in a way that they weren't meant to be taken... although I'm not sure how pathetic you would have to be to take them in that fashion.. but here we still are.... so I didn't call you a cum guzzling cock snorkler anymore. Instead I

You made them less graphic because you knew your sociopathy was on full display for others to rightly judge. You were embarrassed at having been so butthurt by your inability to win in political arguments, and that conservatives were losing, that you spent untold hours across more than a decade subjecting other people to your demented fantasies.

Explained above. I'm just not used to dealing with people who are so mentally ill that they would take comments which are clearly insults to normal people, as some sort of romantic gesture. I can assure you that your homosexuality or whatever you want to call it is completely safe. No one wants any part of that.. as you already know from your real life.

Nope. You spending your time sending other men sexually graphic messages doesn't equate to "romantic gestures." This has been explained to you numerous times, so you're either profoundly retarded (ding, ding, ding, ding!), intellectually dishonest (Ding, ding, ding, ding!), or both. (Ding, ding, ding, ding!)

Doomsday Clock & Kierphe. Those are the things you will always be known for on this forum.

Let that sink in for a bit.

Now, I just want you to know.. I won't be on today as I am busy.. but I PROMISE to send Methais a PM to make sure he will stop by from time to time to make sure you are ok.

The Doomsday Clock thing is a crowning testament to your willful ignorance, so as long as you want to parade around with a sign like this:

https://i.gifer.com/3O7jC.gif

Have at it. :)

Your best "own" is that 13 years ago I, in my early 20s, once had a second account I almost immediately messed up and revealed that had been participating in benign political discussions. On the flipside, you, nearly 50, began a decade-plus spree of obsessively stalking other men in order to sociopathically leave them as many sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible. That's what you're known for. Besides being geriatric, of course.

Parkbandit

03-24-2021, 08:21 PM

Well I'm sorry Ashliana. I thought Methais would babysit you today... now we find out you were left all alone.. probably reliving you're childhood when you're parents just left you because they couldn't take it anymore.

I'm not going to be on much tomorrow either.. We might need to find someone else willing to let you be toxic on them, freeing the rest of the forum to have normal adult conversations.

Any takers?

Ashliana

03-24-2021, 09:01 PM

~Rocktar~

03-24-2021, 10:45 PM

Are we also to assume, given your track record of projection, that you were a neglectful father?

Obsession by Ashliana*

* available only online

Ashliana

03-24-2021, 11:11 PM

Obsession by Ashliana*

* available only online

Stupidity by ~Rocktar~*

* available at all times, whether you ordered it or not

~Rocktar~

03-24-2021, 11:28 PM

Stupidity by ~Rocktar~*

* available at all times, whether you ordered it or not

Are you butthurt, you seem butthurt and nothing you say about me changes your perverse and depraved obsession with PB. It's like you want that creepy porn daddy relationship and have been spurned. Get help.

Ashliana

03-24-2021, 11:31 PM

Are you butthurt, you seem butthurt and nothing you say about me changes your perverse and depraved obsession with PB. It's like you want that creepy porn daddy relationship and have been spurned. Get help.

"You're obsessed with PB!" Rocktar retardedly claimed, in the thread dedicated to Ashliana that PB made.

Shaps

03-25-2021, 05:00 AM

"Obsession by Ashliana* * available only online"

"Stupidity by ~Rocktar~* * available at all times, whether you ordered it or not"

Okay, this exchange specifically had me laughing out loud. That was hilarious on both sides, compared to the normal back and forth that goes on. I applaud you both for this one. It's like an online version of Wild 'N Out.

Parkbandit

03-25-2021, 07:40 AM

Are we also to assume, given your track record of projection, that you were a neglectful father?

Sorry, but I love my children. I was never embarrassed by them. They were nurtured and now are productive members of society.

It's like the exact opposite of your story.

I just feel badly for your parents. :(

Parkbandit

03-25-2021, 07:42 AM

Are you butthurt, you seem butthurt and nothing you say about me changes your perverse and depraved obsession with PB. It's like you want that creepy porn daddy relationship and have been spurned. Get help.

In his defense, he never had a father figure for very long.

Maybe while Methais and I are out and about today, you could keep Ashliana entertained in this thread? You would be doing the forum a great service.

Ashliana

03-25-2021, 09:37 AM

Sorry, but I love my children. I was never embarrassed by them. They were nurtured and now are productive members of society.

It's like the exact opposite of your story.

I just feel badly for your parents. :(

And yet, I wonder what they'd think of you if they saw your behavior on here. Especially the deranged obsession with sending other men furious, sexually graphic filled with impotent rage. For over a decade. :(

In his defense, he never had a father figure for very long.

Maybe while Methais and I are out and about today, you could keep Ashliana entertained in this thread? You would be doing the forum a great service.

You keep giving us insights into your background. Insights we didn't ask for. Maybe you could keep it to yourself.

Parkbandit

03-25-2021, 09:44 PM

And yet, I wonder what they'd think of you if they saw your behavior on here. Especially the deranged obsession with sending other men furious, sexually graphic filled with impotent rage. For over a decade. :(

First, I would tell them about your Kiephre account.. then about the Doomsday Clock fiasco of 2021.. they would laugh and feel badly for you being so fucking stupid.

You keep giving us insights into your background. Insights we didn't ask for. Maybe you could keep it to yourself.

What? You're NOU game is pathetic.

My father is still a big part of my life. I speak to him every week.

How about you'res?

Ashliana

03-25-2021, 10:23 PM

First, I would tell them about your Kiephre account.. then about the Doomsday Clock fiasco of 2021.. they would laugh and feel badly for you being so fucking stupid.

Well, you see kids, thirteen years ago, this person on a forum made a second account to participate in mundane political conversations..."

"Really, Dad? And that's why you spent over a decade sending him furious, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage?"

"Well, you see, later, he'd also embarrass me in a political argument because I don't know what facts are, despite even a fellow conservative having to explain it to me. But I still didn't understand.."

:rofl: .... Yeah. You should give your kids the grand tour.

What? You're NOU game is pathetic.

My father is still a big part of my life. I speak to him every week.

How about you'res?

Your "making shit up game" is weak. :)

Parkbandit

03-26-2021, 07:01 AM

Well, you see kids, thirteen years ago, this person on a forum made a second account to participate in mundane political conversations..."

"Really, Dad? And that's why you spent over a decade sending him furious, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage?"

"Well, you see, later, he'd also embarrass me in a political argument because I don't know what facts are, despite even a fellow conservative having to explain it to me. But I still didn't understand.."

:rofl: .... Yeah. You should give your kids the grand tour.

No, it would be more like:

"Hey Daddy, what are you doing?"

"I'm responding to the biggest idiot on this forum. His name is "Ashliana.""

"His name? Why would he choose the name Ashliana?"

"He has to use the Internet to escape his miserable life. He's gay and he would rather people believe he is a cute little girl."

"Oh, that's so sad!"

"Yea, you would think that, but after 13 years of him being so fucking stupid, no one likes him."

"Why don't you just block him?"

"Well then, I would miss conversations like we had the other day where I claimed Trump was the most peaceful President since Ford as evidenced by him starting zero wars and bringing armed forces home"

"That makes sense. I didn't like Trump, but in that case I think he did an ok job"

"Well his comeback was "No he isn't! He almost started WW3, almost started a nuclear war with North Korea and the Doomsday Clock moved ahead to 100 minutes to midnight."

"What? How does that even make any sense? Does he know that those are all opinions? Maybe you didn't make it clear you were only talking about facts."

"No, I made it clear that let's have a discussion about facts only. He stuck to these 3 and said they were all facts."

"Damn.. he really is unintelligent."

"And now you know why I don't block him."

Your "making shit up game" is weak. :)

Really? Which part? That my father is a big part of my life or that I speak to him every week? The "every" week might be a little overstating. I usually speak with 4-5 times a month... but there might be 10-11 days in between calls.

You got me.

Ashliana

03-26-2021, 08:36 AM

No, it would be more like:

"Hey Daddy, what are you doing?"

"I'm responding to the biggest idiot on this forum. His name is "Ashliana.""

"His name? Why would he choose the name Ashliana?"

"He has to use the Internet to escape his miserable life. He's gay and he would rather people believe he is a cute little girl."

"Oh, that's so sad!"

"Yea, you would think that, but after 13 years of him being so fucking stupid, no one likes him."

"Why don't you just block him?"

"Well then, I would miss conversations like we had the other day where I claimed Trump was the most peaceful President since Ford as evidenced by him starting zero wars and bringing armed forces home"

"That makes sense. I didn't like Trump, but in that case I think he did an ok job"

"Well his comeback was "No he isn't! He almost started WW3, almost started a nuclear war with North Korea and the Doomsday Clock moved ahead to 100 minutes to midnight."

"What? How does that even make any sense? Does he know that those are all opinions? Maybe you didn't make it clear you were only talking about facts."

"No, I made it clear that let's have a discussion about facts only. He stuck to these 3 and said they were all facts."

"Damn.. he really is unintelligent."

"And now you know why I don't block him."

No, it would be more like:

"Hey Daddy, what are you doing?"

"I'm responding to the biggest idiot on this forum. His name is "Ashliana.""

"His name? Why would he choose the name Ashliana?"

"He has to use the Internet to escape his miserable life. He's gay and he would rather people believe he is a cute little girl."

"But Dad, no. It looks like this forum is dedicated to an online roleplaying game. Even babies know that players in RPGs often play characters that don't match their IRL sex. Straight or otherwise. It looks like you're making shit up, and apparently have some kind of special issue with gay people. What's your problem with this guy specifically?"

"Well, this guy has been embarrassing me in thread after thread since 2008. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to have it pointed out over and over that your world view is based on feelings? That guy posts academic research and government sources, but all I've got at my disposal are insults and second-hand propaganda I got from other people who listen to Sean Hannity rants. It isn't fair."

"Well, you don't even play that game anymore. Why are you still part of that forum?

"Did you not hear the part about him embarrassing me? You think I'm just going to let that go?"

"Why don't you just block him?"

"Because that would be letting him win. Instead, I'm going to log on each day, use the forum to stalk all his posts, and leave as many anonymous, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible, for years."

"Wow, Dad. That's not normal. It's kind of sociopathic, even. You need to stop this. Do you need to talk to a therapist?"

"Fuck that! Those people went to college! Anyway, take a look at this thread I'm really proud of -- I claimed that Trump was the most peaceful president ever based on a purposefully narrow and arbitrary look at what he's done, and this guy had the nerve to point out there's a bunch of ways that he wasn't peaceful."

"So are we just ignoring the weird, sexual nature of your endless messages to this guy......? I really think there's something that needs to be addressed here......"

"Well, anyway, had you considered the ways Trump wasn't peaceful?"

"WHO CARES IF HE WAS PEACEFUL? Anyway, his comeback was 'No he isn't! He almost started WW3, almost started a nuclear war with North Korea and the Doomsday Clock moved ahead to 100 minutes to midnight.' Those are all OPINIONS!"

"Actually, Dad, what he said was "he was threatening 'fire and fury' with North Korea on TV and Twitter, the Doomsday Clock was moved ahead because of his actions, and there lots of other examples of the panic he induced if you were interested in the subject."

"NO! THOSE ARE OPINIONS!"

"... No, Dad. If you can verify, or prove, something occurred in the past, it's a fact. You can google those things and prove they happened. ... Do you not know what facts are?"

"IT'S AN OPINION!"

"No, Dad. She's right. It's time to calm down and take a few minutes to google what fact vs. opinion is."

"Dude, Parkbandit. You can have an opinion on Trump, but the things Ashliana said are factual examples, so..."

"NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE MAKING HIM WIN!"

"Dad, you can win by making a better argument..."

"NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE MAKING HIM WIN!"

"Dad, this is really looking like you need to talk to somebody. Let me call Dr. Stevens and have him fit you in."

"NO, NO, NO! YOU'RE MAKING HIM WIN! YOU SOUND LIKE THAT OTHER RIGHT-WINGER WHO CORRECTED ME, TOO!!! WHERE'S MY AR-15?!?"

Really? Which part? That my father is a big part of my life or that I speak to him every week? The "every" week might be a little overstating. I usually speak with 4-5 times a month... but there might be 10-11 days in between calls.

You got me.

Yikes. That sixth grade reading comprehension is working out splendidly for you, as always. Perhaps you should follow the quote string back to the part where you made shit up, involving me, not you.

Parkbandit

03-26-2021, 10:07 AM

"No, Dad. She's right. "

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Bro.....

Ashliana

03-26-2021, 10:18 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Bro.....

I agree: your inability to wrap your pea-sized brain around opinion versus fact is hilarious.

Parkbandit

03-26-2021, 10:25 AM

I agree: your inability to wrap your pea-sized brain around opinion versus fact is hilarious.

What?

No, I was laughing at you literally referring to yourself as a she.

Parkbandit

03-26-2021, 10:32 AM

In before "it wus a typo!"

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/gender-dysphoria/symptoms-causes/syc-20475255#:~:text=Gender%20dysphoria%20is%20the%20f eeling,some%20point%20in%20their%20lives.

Ashliana

03-26-2021, 10:32 AM

What?

No

Nobody gives a shit what you were laughing at -- you're parading your own self-own around as a victory trophy with no self-awareness. That's the hilarious part.

I was laughing at you literally referring to yourself as a she.

Erm, no. That was you, desperate for a way to invalidate what I said (and the 10+ references to "he/him") based on nothing. :) "She" was referring to the other child in green, not "Ashliana." You'd think after thirteen years of failed attempts to double down, you'd eventually figure out that arguing in bad faith doesn't work. But you wouldn't have the champion belt if you were capable of improving, so..

Parkbandit

03-26-2021, 10:35 AM

Nobody gives a shit what you were laughing at -- you're parading your own self-own around as a victory trophy with no self-awareness. That's the hilarious part.

Erm, no. That was you, desperate for a way to invalidate what I said (and the 10+ references to "he/him") based on nothing. :) "She" was referring to the other child in green, not "Ashliana." You'd think after thirteen years of failed attempts to double down, you'd eventually figure out that arguing in bad faith doesn't work. But you wouldn't have the champion belt if you were capable of improving, so..

There's drugs you can get on so you don't forget what sex you are.

Ashliana

03-26-2021, 10:43 AM

What's wrong? Realized your error? By all means, keep doubling down on yet another of your hilarious reading comprehension failures.

Parkbandit

03-26-2021, 10:45 AM

What's wrong? Realized your error? By all means, keep doubling down on yet another of your hilarious reading comprehension failures.

I didn't make the error, "she" did.

And by "she", you mean yourself.

LOLOL This is right up there with Doomsday Clock 2021 and Kierphe 2010.

Ashliana

03-26-2021, 10:47 AM

I didn't make the error, "she" did.

And by "she", you mean yourself.

LOLOL This is right up there with Doomsday Clock 2021 and Kierphe 2010.

You absolutely made the error. The blue line establishes that the green child is female, not an example of me "forgetting my sex." You are right in that it's up there with "Doomsday Clock," since that's another example of you parading around your own reading comprehension failure and ignorance as if it were a victory.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

Parkbandit

03-26-2021, 07:17 PM

You absolutely made the error. The blue line establishes that the green child is female, not an example of me "forgetting my sex." You are right in that it's up there with "Doomsday Clock," since that's another example of you parading around your own reading comprehension failure and ignorance as if it were a victory.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

I can't help but notice this on the post... Last edited by Ashliana; 03-26-2021 at 10:45 AM.

Which was 30 minutes after I brought it up.

Bro.. it's ok. We all know you pretend to be a she online.. We accept you for what you are: Confused and retarded.

caelric

03-26-2021, 07:28 PM

Like I have said many times, before, ashy, you can see a counselor for your deep seated gender issues, and get started down the path.

Ashliana

03-26-2021, 07:29 PM

I can't help but notice this on the post... Last edited by Ashliana; 03-26-2021 at 10:45 AM.

Which was 30 minutes after I brought it up.

Translation: "I don't want to admit I had another Alzheimer's episode and committed yet another basic reading comprehension failure. This is my second best shot for an easy out. I'm taking it!"

Bro.. it's ok. We all know you pretend to be a she online.. We accept you for what you are: Confused and retarded.

Much to your obvious dismay, you've never been able to demonstrate this assertion. That's the difference between us, Tardbandit. You commit mistakes, they're pointed out, and you're forced to respond with fantasy. Your piss poor reading comprehension keeps making you fall flat on your face, just like you did the other day with Trump -- and the funniest part of all, is you're too retarded to understand why even though you have other right-wingers trying to explain them to you.

Better luck next time!

Ashliana

03-26-2021, 07:33 PM

Like I have said many times, before, ashy, you can see a counselor for your deep seated gender issues, and get started down the path.

It's okay, KKKaelric. You might not have a personality, but if you leech off of other people more creative than you long enough, you might pick a few things up.

Parkbandit

03-26-2021, 07:35 PM

Translation: "I don't want to admit I had another Alzheimer's episode and committed yet another basic reading comprehension failure. This is my second best shot for an easy out. I'm taking it!"

Translation: "I don't want to admit I had another gender/account slip up episode and committed yet another basic writing failure. I really hope no one notices I went back and edited it to make it look like I was right!"

Much to your obvious dismay, you've never been able to demonstrate this assertion. That's the difference between us, Tardbandit. You commit mistakes, they're pointed out, and you're forced to respond with fantasy. Your piss poor reading comprehension keeps making you fall flat on your face, just like you did the other day with Trump -- and the funniest part of all, is you're too retarded to understand why even though you have other right-wingers trying to explain them to you.

Better luck next time!

I don't have to when you do it for me.

Have a great night Ashliana.. better luck tomorrow not being retarded.

Parkbandit

03-26-2021, 07:38 PM

It's okay, KKKaelric. You might not have a personality, but if you leech off of other people more creative than you long enough, you might pick a few things up.

At least he doesn't refer to himself as a she.. like you did at 8:36AM today.

You would have been better off just deleting the post and pretending this Kierphe 2.0 mess didn't happen.

Like what happens in your confused mind.. did you not think anyone would notice the 2 hour edit later on?

Jesus.. now I feel bad. Imagine being that fucking stupid... god damn.

Ashliana

03-26-2021, 07:39 PM

Translation: "I don't want to admit I had another gender/account slip up episode and committed yet another basic writing failure. I really hope no one notices I went back and edited it to make it look like I was right!"

Trying to soothe your bruised ego with fantasy doesn't change reality. Your piss poor reading comprehension failed you yet again, and my edit to fix a grammatical issue didn't cause your failure after-the-fact.

Better luck next time!

I don't have to when you do it for me.

Alas, your assertions still lack the power to rewrite history, no matter how butthurt you are that despite obsessing over me for the last 13 years, you've never been able to substantiate that claim. :)

Have a great night Ashliana.. better luck tomorrow not being retarded.

Better luck not blaming other people for your comically poor reading comprehension tomorrow! Perhaps instead of the spending the night watching reality TV, you should pick up a book.

Ashliana

03-26-2021, 07:43 PM

At least he doesn't refer to himself as a she.. like you did at 8:36AM today.

Nope. That would be when your hilariously poor reading comprehension failed you, yet again.

You would have been better off just deleting the post and pretending this Kierphe 2.0 mess didn't happen.

You got super excited because you thought you had an easy way out of your second hilarious failure in two weeks where you thought someone else made a mistake, turned out to be yours, and you somehow think if you insist up is down and the sky is purple, it'll become true. Fortunately for the rest of us, your assertions continue to lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit your delusions.

Like what happens in your confused mind.. did you not think anyone would notice the 2 hour edit later on?

Jesus.. now I feel bad. Imagine being that fucking stupid... god damn.

Did you think nobody would notice you trying to opportunistically disavow your reading comprehension failure because I edited a post after your error? I edit the plurality of my posts for grammar changes. That's nothing new.

Better luck next time!

Parkbandit

03-26-2021, 07:48 PM

Nope. That would be when your hilariously poor reading comprehension failed you, yet again.

You got super excited because you thought you had an easy way out of your second hilarious failure in two weeks where you thought someone else made a mistake, turned out to be yours, and you somehow think if you insist up is down and the sky is purple, it'll become true. Fortunately for the rest of us, your assertions continue to lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit your delusions.

Did you think nobody would notice you trying to opportunistically disavow your reading comprehension failure because I edited a post after your error? I edit the plurality of my posts for grammar changes. That's nothing new.

Better luck next time!

Oh, I'm sure that is why you felt the need to edit your post after I brought it up... because you had a grammar mistake.......

LOLOLOLOLOL....

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Parkbandit

03-26-2021, 07:50 PM

https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/GENDER-DYSPHORIA-1.jpg

Parkbandit

03-26-2021, 07:51 PM

https://mma.prnewswire.com/media/1175447/Estradiol.jpg?p=facebook

Ashliana

03-26-2021, 07:52 PM

Oh, I'm sure that is why you felt the need to edit your post after I brought it up... because you had a grammar mistake.......

LOLOLOLOLOL....

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Sadly for you, I pointed out your error (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2203670#post2203670), specifically, 15 minutes before that later edit. That was a long post, and I edit them for grammar constantly.

You may want a get out of fail free card, but unfortunately for you, that post preserves your failure. :)

And you were so hopeful.

LOLOLOLOLOL...

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Parkbandit

03-27-2021, 10:08 AM

Sadly for you, I pointed out your error (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2203670#post2203670), specifically, 15 minutes before that later edit. That was a long post, and I edit them for grammar constantly.

You may want a get out of fail free card, but unfortunately for you, that post preserves your failure. :)

And you were so hopeful.

LOLOLOLOLOL...

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Mbrf57NWqQULEXe/giphy.gif

Of course you did. You have a long and storied history of being honest and trustworthy on this forum.... I'm sure it was just a grammatical error and not changing it to make it look like you didn't refer to yourself as a she. It's just a sheer coincidence that you went back 2 hours later and found that "grammatical error" and felt the need to correct it... 40 minutes after I laughed at you for referring to yourself as a "she"........

Your story sounds so plausible... I find it difficult to not believe it.......

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Ashliana

03-27-2021, 10:47 AM

Of course you did. You have a long and storied history of being honest and trustworthy on this forum.... I'm sure it was just a grammatical error and not changing it to make it look like you didn't refer to yourself as a she. It's just a sheer coincidence that you went back 2 hours later and found that "grammatical error" and felt the need to correct it... 40 minutes after I laughed at you for referring to yourself as a "she"........

Your story sounds so plausible... I find it difficult to not believe it.......

https://media0.giphy.com/media/Y1GYKMWtzShNucWuj7/giphy.gif

If only anything you said made sense. You quoted a part -- a part which is still there -- rooted in your demonstrated inability to comprehend basic English. My post calling you out for your error, pre-edit, establishes your failure permanently.

Pretending as if it isn't totally transparent that you're desperate for a get-out-of-failure free card doesn't change reality. You embarrassed yourself, again. You getting butthurt about it and flailing around doesn't rewrite the universe.

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

Parkbandit

03-27-2021, 12:54 PM

If only anything you said made sense. You quoted a part -- a part which is still there -- rooted in your demonstrated inability to comprehend basic English. My post calling you out for your error, pre-edit, establishes your failure permanently.

Pretending as if it isn't totally transparent that you're desperate for a get-out-of-failure free card doesn't change reality. You embarrassed yourself, again. You getting butthurt about it and flailing around doesn't rewrite the universe.

If you didn't have a long and storied history of lies and dishonesty on this forum, I would probably give you the benefit of the doubt.

Unfortunately for you, it looks as if you figured out what you perhaps wanted to say wasn't what you actually said.. forcing you to go back and edit it to claim victory.

But sure.. you went back and edited some grammar........................................... .........................

lolz.

Ashliana

03-27-2021, 01:11 PM

If you didn't have a long and storied history of lies and dishonesty on this forum, I would probably give you the benefit of the doubt.

Unfortunately for you, it looks as if you figured out what you perhaps wanted to say wasn't what you actually said.. forcing you to go back and edit it to claim victory.

But sure.. you went back and edited some grammar........................................... .........................

lolz.

If only you'd addressed anything I said.

1) You quoted a part, which is unchanged. Your quote was based on your error.
2) Your error was pointed out, pre-edit, preserving your error.
3) You have a long and storied history of lies and dishonesty on this forum, such as your frequent attempt to characterize your failures (as above) on other people.

But sure.. except you couldn't come up with anything except "It says edit! No, I don't know what was changed! No, the portion my error was regarding wasn't changed, neither was your post pointing it out! But you made an edit, and I think that's my best shot at pretending my comically poor reading comprehension didn't embarrass me again!......................"

lolz.

Parkbandit

03-27-2021, 08:24 PM

https://media2.giphy.com/media/1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu/giphy.gif

Ashliana

03-27-2021, 08:48 PM

And you were so excited to pretend you had a get-out-of-fail free card. Alas, the champion belt remains yours for another day.

Parkbandit

03-28-2021, 09:39 AM

And you were so excited to pretend you had a get-out-of-fail free card.

What?

You editing your post to make your excuse believable doesn't mean you didn't refer to yourself as a she. It's ok, you've done far dumber things.

Alas, the champion belt remains yours for another day.

No one will ever take that belt off your plus sized waist. Hell, at this point, your gut is probably covering it.. no one COULD get it off you. The belt is buckling under the pressure... it'll probably explode off you at some point.. just let me know and I'll have our plus sized belt guy sew on an addition for you.

Ashliana

03-28-2021, 10:01 AM

What?

You editing your post to make your excuse believable doesn't mean you didn't refer to yourself as a she. It's ok, you've done far dumber things.

You skimmed through what I wrote, ignored the 10+ references to he/him, saw a "she" but were too lazy (or hilariously retarded) to understand it was referring to one of your fictional children, shat out a retarded post, got called out on your reading comprehension failure, then when I later edited it, you thought you saw a get-out-of-fail free card. You haven't even made a claim as to what I supposedly edited, just trying to claim "It has the edited mark! That must SURELY explain my reading comprehension failure!" Nope. There's a reason our exchanges carried on. Pre-edit.

Alas, our exchange of posts (and the part you quoted remains unchanged) preserves your stupidity permanently. No amount of your tantrums or mental gymnastics changes that: your ridiculously poor reading comprehension failed you. Again. You got ahead of yourself and fell flat on your face. Again. You remain incapable of admitting a simple mistake you made and somehow think highlighting your stupidity in bright, neon lights is somehow a better look.

No one will ever take that belt off your plus sized waist. Hell, at this point, your gut is probably covering it.. no one COULD get it off you. The belt is buckling under the pressure... it'll probably explode off you at some point.. just let me know and I'll have our plus sized belt guy sew on an addition for you.

We already know that you're a fat, hairy slob, Parkbandit. There's a reason you wussed out with the offer about Tisket. It's because you're fat. "NO FAIR! You can't expect a 60 year old to compete with a 30 year old!" Well, then perhaps you shouldn't be making the claim.

Meanwhile, you continue to wear the belt. Since you're so stupid, you don't even understand basic words.. even when fellow conservatives try to gently let you down. :rofl:

Parkbandit

03-28-2021, 11:24 PM

You skimmed through what I wrote, ignored the 10+ references to he/him, saw a "she" but were too lazy (or hilariously retarded) to understand it was referring to one of your fictional children, shat out a retarded post, got called out on your reading comprehension failure, then when I later edited it, you thought you saw a get-out-of-fail free card. You haven't even made a claim as to what I supposedly edited, just trying to claim "It has the edited mark! That must SURELY explain my reading comprehension failure!" Nope. There's a reason our exchanges carried on. Pre-edit.

Granted, I do only skim what you write... the stupidity hurts my head and reminds me of how our school system has failed.

But I find it amusing and highly suspicious that you decided to "correct grammar" 2 hours after you made the post.. and 45 minutes after I pointed out you referred to yourself as a she.

Alas, our exchange of posts (and the part you quoted remains unchanged) preserves your stupidity permanently.

Of course the part where I quoted remained unchanged... that was the part of your post where you referred to yourself as a she. It was 100% my bad though, not quoting all the stupidity.. then we could see the "grammar" you went back and corrected.

No amount of your tantrums or mental gymnastics changes that: your ridiculously poor reading comprehension failed you. Again. You got ahead of yourself and fell flat on your face. Again. You remain incapable of admitting a simple mistake you made and somehow think highlighting your stupidity in bright, neon lights is somehow a better look.

I guess we will never know... a smart individual would have left the "grammar" mistake up... but you have never been accused of being smart. Ever.

We already know that you're a fat, hairy slob, Parkbandit. There's a reason you wussed out with the offer about Tisket. It's because you're fat. "NO FAIR! You can't expect a 60 year old to compete with a 30 year old!" Well, then perhaps you shouldn't be making the claim.

Bro.. we saw your plus sized hairy arm.. and that wasn't muscle tone.

Meanwhile, you continue to wear the belt. Since you're so stupid, you don't even understand basic words.. even when fellow conservatives try to gently let you down. :rofl:

As the commissioner, it would be highly inappropriate for me to give myself the belt. Plus, I have an IQ above 13 so I'm automatically not eligible.

That Retard Championship Belt is struggling to hold in your gut.. but make no mistake: It's on your waist to stay for a very, very long time. You not only have the natural stupidity to hold the belt and defeat any challenger.. but your inability to let a single thing go, your ridiculous "NOU game", your history on this forum (Kierphe 2008 and Doomsday Clock 2021 to name but a very few) and the ease of making you respond to every post makes this one of the greatest Championship runs ever. Backlash could never keep up with your kind of production and neither could time4fun. I don't see anyone even being close to challenging you at this point.

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Ashliana

03-29-2021, 01:07 AM

Granted, I do only skim what you write... the stupidity hurts my head and reminds me of how our school system has failed.

Well, you confirmed what we already knew: You don't read. Speaking of stupidity, though, you've made at least two major, hilarious unforced errors this month. You'd think six decades of being the stupidest person in the room would've taught you some humility, but as always, if you were capable of self-awareness, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

But I find it amusing and highly suspicious that you decided to "correct grammar" 2 hours after you made the post.. and 45 minutes after I pointed out you referred to yourself as a she.

Of course the part where I quoted remained unchanged... that was the part of your post where you referred to yourself as a she. It was 100% my bad though, not quoting all the stupidity.. then we could see the "grammar" you went back and corrected.

What's "amusing and highly suspicious" is that we went back and forth about it for "hours," discussing your comically poor reading comprehension failure, no edit, called out your reading comprehension failure, no edit, you responded to it, no edit, and only later, when you were upset that your prematurely excited self fall flat on your face again, saw that I later edited it, and now, in a vain attempt to soothe your bruised ego, you think the fact that I edited it after our discussion is somehow a get-out-of-fail free card. It isn't. Sorry you're butthurt about your shit reading. That's what you get as a result of rotting your brain with decades of reality TV instead of reading books.

I guess we will never know... a smart individual would have left the "grammar" mistake up... but you have never been accused of being smart. Ever.

Except we do know, since those parts are quoted, as is our exchange regarding your reading comprehension failure. Pre-edit. Your inability to read, and rank desperation for a get-out-of-fail free card, doesn't change anything.

Bro.. we saw your plus sized hairy arm.. and that wasn't muscle tone.

One of us offered to put their money where their mouth is. Spoiler Alert: As always, not you. It's because you're a fat slob.

As the commissioner, it would be highly inappropriate for me to give myself the belt. Plus, I have an IQ above 13 so I'm automatically not eligible.

Alas, you're actually the mentally ill homeless guy outside the building holding a string of rat tails, comforting himself after he got fired for being drunk on the job.

That Retard Championship Belt is struggling to hold in your gut.. but make no mistake: It's on your waist to stay for a very, very long time. You not only have the natural stupidity to hold the belt and defeat any challenger.. but your inability to let a single thing go, your ridiculous "NOU game", your history on this forum (Kierphe 2008 and Doomsday Clock 2021 to name but a very few) and the ease of making you respond to every post makes this one of the greatest Championship runs ever. Backlash could never keep up with your kind of production and neither could time4fun. I don't see anyone even being close to challenging you at this point.

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I love the comical lack of self-awareness that goes into claiming, in the 47th+ page of the thread you created, that "you never let anything go!" while, out of the other side of your mouth, bringing up your most cherished 13 year old memory, along with your inability to get over the fact that you made another hilarious reading comprehension failure -- to the point where fellow right-wingers had to gently let you know you were wrong. And the fact that you'll inevitably respond to this post, as if it doesn't take two to tango.

You are a 60+ year old man with a known, decades-spanning sociopathic obsession with stalking other men on the Internet in order to send them as many furious, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible. The folder is full of barely-informed blowhards, and you outshine all of them - not only are you consistently wrong, and have to be educated even as you argue over nothing -- since you can't argue your way out of a wet paper bag, despite your constant butthurt about it -- you make such simple errors, you have to be checked by other right-wingers, and you've been in a permanent state of meltdown since Trump's election.

Congratulations. You earned the belt. Although, for you, it's had to be made into a heavy-duty diaper.

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Parkbandit

03-29-2021, 08:41 AM

Well, you confirmed what we already knew: You don't read. Speaking of stupidity, though, you've made at least two major, hilarious unforced errors this month. You'd think six decades of being the stupidest person in the room would've taught you some humility, but as always, if you were capable of self-awareness, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

I don't read your stupidity.. there's a big difference.

What's "amusing and highly suspicious" is that we went back and forth about it for "hours," discussing your comically poor reading comprehension failure, no edit, called out your reading comprehension failure, no edit, you responded to it, no edit, and only later, when you were upset that your prematurely excited self fall flat on your face again, saw that I later edited it, and now, in a vain attempt to soothe your bruised ego, you think the fact that I edited it after our discussion is somehow a get-out-of-fail free card. It isn't. Sorry you're butthurt about your shit reading. That's what you get as a result of rotting your brain with decades of reality TV instead of reading books.

40 minutes is now considered "hours"? Maybe you should use your Doomsday Clock to help you keep better track of time. I literally quoted your Freudian slip at 10:07am. I was gone by 10:45 am... the same time you were forced to read your own stupidity and realized your slip up.. so you decided to edit it to make yourself look less stupid (failed btw). I didn't respond to anything until I got on at 7:17pm, pointing out your quick edit job.

Except we do know, since those parts are quoted, as is our exchange regarding your reading comprehension failure. Pre-edit. Your inability to read, and rank desperation for a get-out-of-fail free card, doesn't change anything.

So, in your "mind" you couldn't have edited anything because the 4 words I quoted out of a thousand remained the same? THAT is your defense?

lulz.

One of us offered to put their money where their mouth is. Spoiler Alert: As always, not you. It's because you're a fat slob.

Easy Chubs... I'm not body shaming you. I'm really lack of intelligence shaming you.

Alas, you're actually the mentally ill homeless guy outside the building holding a string of rat tails, comforting himself after he got fired for being drunk on the job.

I love the comical lack of self-awareness that goes into claiming, in the 47th+ page of the thread you created, that "you never let anything go!" while, out of the other side of your mouth, bringing up your most cherished 13 year old memory, along with your inability to get over the fact that you made another hilarious reading comprehension failure -- to the point where fellow right-wingers had to gently let you know you were wrong. And the fact that you'll inevitably respond to this post, as if it doesn't take two to tango.

You are a 60+ year old man with a known, decades-spanning sociopathic obsession with stalking other men on the Internet in order to send them as many furious, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible. The folder is full of barely-informed blowhards, and you outshine all of them - not only are you consistently wrong, and have to be educated even as you argue over nothing -- since you can't argue your way out of a wet paper bag, despite your constant butthurt about it -- you make such simple errors, you have to be checked by other right-wingers, and you've been in a permanent state of meltdown since Trump's election.

Congratulations. You earned the belt. Although, for you, it's had to be made into a heavy-duty diaper.

Sorry. Like I said, NO ONE is even CLOSE to your special kind of stupidity to even earn a title shot for the belt, let alone able to pull that stretched out thing from around your waist. You're the fucking GOAT, "man".

I will speak with the Awards Department today to see if we can fashion something different for someone with your "special" skills instead of a championship belt. Maybe a gigantic Championship anal plug?

Also, who views this forum in 10 posts/page? Jesus.. do I need to show you how to change it to 100?

Ashliana

03-29-2021, 09:44 AM

I don't read your stupidity.. there's a big difference.

It's not that you don't read, Parkbandit, it's that you're terrible at it. This might be the saddest attempt to explain your demonstrated reading comprehension failures. "I don't read your stupidity," Parkbandit claimed, in the 47th page of the thread he dedicated to me, in a post broken down bullet by bullet.

40 minutes is now considered "hours"?

:rofl: Whoosh. There's that sixth-grade reading comprehension doing wonders for you again.

Maybe you should use your Doomsday Clock to help you keep better track of time. I literally quoted your Freudian slip at 10:07am. I was gone by 10:45 am... the same time you were forced to read your own stupidity and realized your slip up.. so you decided to edit it to make yourself look less stupid (failed btw). I didn't respond to anything until I got on at 7:17pm, pointing out your quick edit job.

Nope. We went back and forth about your reading comprehension failure, no edits, quoted the part you made your mistake on, no edit, you responded to it, no edit, I responded back, no edit. Then, later, once you were at peak butthurt at your error, noticed I made an edit, after all those exchanges, after your errors were permanently reserved, and erroneously think that the fact it says "Edited by Ashliana" must surely explain your mistake.

So, in your "mind" you couldn't have edited anything because the 4 words I quoted out of a thousand remained the same? THAT is your defense?

lulz.

Our exchanges are preserved, pre-edit, regarding the parts you made your grade school mistake in. You got prematurely excited, as always, and fell on your face, as always. You can't even say what was changed, and you're too retarded to realize that if you think it's clear now, in the text, that the second child is female, since there were no substantive edits, you're tacitly admitting your reading comprehension failure without self-awareness. :rofl:

Easy Chubs... I'm not body shaming you. I'm really lack of intelligence shaming you.

Easy there, fatso, nobody's fat shaming you just because you tried to fat shame someone without evidence, they offered to put their money where their mouth is, and you were forced to wuss out. Because you're an idiot who doesn't know how to pick your battles.

Sorry. Like I said, NO ONE is even CLOSE to your special kind of stupidity to even earn a title shot for the belt, let alone able to pull that stretched out thing from around your waist. You're the fucking GOAT, "man".

I will speak with the Awards Department today to see if we can fashion something different for someone with your "special" skills instead of a championship belt. Maybe a gigantic Championship anal plug?

Also, who views this forum in 10 posts/page? Jesus.. do I need to show you how to change it to 100?

Sorry, your championship diaper is now full of shit. The department doesn't take returns on those, and it's yours forever. They'll only offer you an exchange to a girdle. With your Doomsday Clock error and "I can't tell a fictional child is female" error, you're very close to the platinum diaper. You get a bonus modifier for reaching levels of stupidity requiring you to be called out by fellow partisans.

Parkbandit

03-30-2021, 07:01 AM

Ashliana

03-30-2021, 08:49 AM

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There, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

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Parkbandit

03-30-2021, 06:47 PM

Ashliana

03-30-2021, 07:07 PM

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Get well soon!

Parkbandit

04-01-2021, 07:41 AM

https://media.tenor.com/images/997d4631ed441dbbc4cbd119f648e9aa/tenor.gif

I can't have another champion abandon their title... although the new champion is so easily summoned.

Ashliana

04-01-2021, 09:57 AM

https://media.tenor.com/images/997d4631ed441dbbc4cbd119f648e9aa/tenor.gif

I can't have another champion abandon their title... although the new champion is so easily summoned.

Good news! Since you're the undisputed holder of the Retard Champion title, you get to summon the champ every single time you post.

Parkbandit

04-01-2021, 11:26 AM

Good news! Since you're the undisputed holder of the Retard Champion title, you get to summon the champ every single time you post.

See? So easy to summon.

Also: Your nou game is in need of major work.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/6e658de5f0a43ffa6abe9ea97e0c371b/tenor.gif?itemid=7959059

Ashliana

04-01-2021, 11:40 AM

See? So easy to summon.

Also: Your nou game is in need of major work.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/6e658de5f0a43ffa6abe9ea97e0c371b/tenor.gif?itemid=7959059

By posting, you summoned yourself! You connected the dots! Good job!

Parkbandit

04-01-2021, 11:43 AM

By posting, you summoned yourself! You connected the dots! Good job!

No. Simply by posting, I summon you, Ashliana, our Retard Champion.

Now respond, for I command you as the Commissioner!

Ashliana

04-01-2021, 12:35 PM

No. Simply by posting, I summon you, Ashliana, our Retard Champion.

Now respond, for I command you as the Commissioner!

That's right, Parkbandit! You posted, summoning yourself, eternal Retard Champion of the PC. Hold that belt up with satisfaction. You earned it!

Make sure to respond.

Parkbandit

04-02-2021, 11:05 AM

As the Commissioner, I DEMAND that the Retard Champion respond to this thread.

GO.

Ashliana

04-02-2021, 11:18 AM

Parkbandit

04-02-2021, 11:26 AM

As the Commissioner, I DEMAND that the Retard Champion respond to this thread.

GO.

Congratulations! You accomplished your mission, summoning yourself in your own post. Alas, you still aren't "the Commissioner," as you'd need to first demonstrate more than a sixth grade mastery of your native language to even begin meeting the other prerequisites.

Make sure to write back soon, since you need the practice.

At least you admit to being the Retard Champion. Your NOU game is for shit.. but so are you so I shouldn't expect much.

So easy.

Now, please confirm your title as Retard Champion by responding with something stupid. Use something like "I'm not the Retard Champion, YOU ARE!" type of stupidity we have grown to accept from you.

Parkbandit

04-02-2021, 11:29 AM

Um. Do NOT keep me waiting.

I command it.

Ashliana

04-02-2021, 11:32 AM

At least you admit to being the Retard Champion. Your NOU game is for shit.. but so are you so I shouldn't expect much.

So easy.

Thanks for providing example #58975987897 of your ridiculously poor reading comprehension. It's the most essential element of holding the belt, so it's good that you're constantly working on your game.

Now, please confirm your title as Retard Champion by responding with something stupid. Use something like "I'm not the Retard Champion, YOU ARE!" type of stupidity we have grown to accept from you.

There, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears with the soft edges of your championship belt. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

Methais

04-02-2021, 11:49 AM

Congratulations! You accomplished your mission, summoning yourself in your own post. Alas, you still aren't "the Commissioner," as you'd need to first demonstrate more than a sixth grade mastery of your native language to even begin meeting the other prerequisites.

PB has been the Commissioner since the inception of the Retard Champion belt when it was originally awarded to Backlash, so...you're wrong. Again. Sorry.

This post contains no opinions.

Parkbandit

04-02-2021, 12:32 PM

PB has been the Commissioner since the inception of the Retard Champion belt when it was originally awarded to Backlash, so...you're wrong. Again. Sorry.

This post contains no opinions.

Everyone knows this... except our current Retard Champion, Ashliana.

But that's why he's the Retard Champion afterall... he doesn't reside in normal reality.

Ashliana

04-02-2021, 12:44 PM

Everyone knows this... except our current Retard Champion, Ashliana.

But that's why he's the Retard Champion afterall... he doesn't reside in normal reality.

Speaking of not residing in "normal reality," your inability to tell fiction from fact -- like having to be put in your place by fellow right-wingers about the Doomsday Clock -- rightfully earned you your Retard Champion diaper. Keep on wearing it with pride.

Parkbandit

04-02-2021, 02:01 PM

The Retard Champion has the most posts in this thread.

Now, let's here from the current Retard Champion in post #491

Shaps

04-02-2021, 02:03 PM

Can someone toss out a line and drag "he who will not be named" back into this boat. We got a smelly fish flopping all over in other ones.

Methais

04-02-2021, 02:50 PM

PB was stripped of that role in January when he reached his 18th anniversary of joining the PC, since his abject stupidity must now be judged as an adult. Much to his obvious dismay, he now holds the belt (again, in his case, it's actually a geriatric diaper).

We might be able to fashion some kind of lesser belt for you, though.

No he wasn't. That's not how it works, and all of your NO U and making shit up as you go along in the world won't change it, regardless of how upset it makes you.

You are the current undisputed Retard Champion, and you will remain so until one of the other former champions returns for a title shot, which will most likely be Backlash or time4fun at some point. Or you could retire from the PC as Retard Champion. Those are the only options.

Commissioners cannot compete, and competitors cannot be Commissioner or try to make up rules or dump their Retard Championship belt on someone else just to make themselves feel less retarded. That's actually the most retarded thing that can be attempted by the Retard Champion, which makes you an even bigger Retard Champion, and definitely beyond a shadow of a doubt the current Retard Champion.

Something similar was tried with an older championship belt once in 1988 when Andre the Giant cheated to beat Hulk Hogan and win the WWF Championship, and then Andre instantly handed it over to Ted DiBiase and declared him the new WWF champion, which caused the title to be stripped and declared vacant, and resulted in a tournament at WrestleMania IV in which Macho Man Randy Savage emerged victorious..

http://i.imgur.com/wbhT5R5.gif

As you can see, Hogan's shoulder was clearly up before there was even a two count. Yet the referee, who was a clone of WWF referee Dave Hebner that The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase used his infinite wealth to have secretly created in an underground laboratory, kept counting.

http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hogan-henb.jpg
https://ringthedamnbell.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/refimposter.jpg

As you can see, Mr. Hogan was quite upset by these events.

Mr. DiBiase was upset too, so he went and had his own belt created:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twf-t4ztH_s

We will not be going through any of that nonsense though. Despite your incoming tantrums, you're still the Retard Champion, and I don't foresee anyone rising to the required level of retardedness reach #1 Contender status anytime soon.

This post contains no opinions.

Ashliana

04-02-2021, 02:56 PM

No he wasn't. That's not how it works, and all of your NO U and making shit up as you go along in the world won't change it, regardless of how upset it makes you.

You are the current undisputed Retard Champion, and you will remain so until one of the other former champions returns for a title shot, which will most likely be Backlash or time4fun at some point. Or you could retire from the PC as Retard Champion. Those are the only options.

Commissioners cannot compete, and competitors cannot be Commissioner or try to make up rules or dump their Retard Championship belt on someone else just to make themselves feel less retarded. That's actually the most retarded thing that can be attempted by the Retard Champion, which makes you an even bigger Retard Champion, and definitely beyond a shadow of a doubt the current Retard Champion.

Something similar was tried with an older championship belt once in 1988 when Andre the Giant cheated to beat Hulk Hogan and win the WWF Championship, and then Andre instantly handed it over to Ted DiBiase and declared him the new WWF champion, which caused the title to be stripped and declared vacant, and resulted in a tournament at WrestleMania IV in which Macho Man Randy Savage emerged victorious..

http://i.imgur.com/wbhT5R5.gif

As you can see, Hogan's shoulder was clearly up before there was even a two count. Yet the referee, who was a clone of WWF referee Dave Hebner that The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase used his infinite wealth to have secretly created in an underground laboratory, kept counting.

http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hogan-henb.jpg
https://ringthedamnbell.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/refimposter.jpg

As you can see, Mr. Hogan was quite upset by these events.

Mr. DiBiase was upset too, so he went and had his own belt created:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twf-t4ztH_s

We will not be going through any of that nonsense though. Despite your incoming tantrums, you're still the Retard Champion, and I don't foresee anyone rising to the required level of retardedness reach #1 Contender status anytime soon.

This post contains no opinions.

You certainly spent a lot of time typing that. Alas, Parkbandit remains the holder of the Retard Champion diaper, as someone so profoundly stupid he had to be put in his place by fellow partisans. You may submit your application for your shot (in triplicate) in another few months.

Ashliana

04-02-2021, 02:57 PM

The Retard Champion has the most posts in this thread.

Now, let's here from the current Retard Champion in post #491

You're getting pretty desperate, but I guess Methais is -- according to you -- the new Champion. :rofl: Also, it's "hear," imbecile.

Parkbandit

04-02-2021, 03:13 PM

You're getting pretty desperate, but I guess Methais is -- according to you -- the new Champion. :rofl: Also, it's "hear," imbecile.

What?

You do realize that every post in this thread has a number on it in the upper right hand corner.. right?

Your post is the 491st post in this thread. Here is a link to it: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2204615#post2204615

Ashliana

04-02-2021, 03:16 PM

What?

You do realize that every post in this thread has a number on it in the upper right hand corner.. right?

Your post is the 491st post in this thread. Here is a link to it: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2204615#post2204615

Alas, I knew you'd try some post-deleting shenanigans, so it's preserved in perpetuity (https://archive.is/Dl21l).

Enjoy!

Parkbandit

04-02-2021, 03:17 PM

Also, it seems that some people (Ashliana) is confused with the rules to be eligible for Retard Champion. As commissioner, I feel it necessary to make sure all people know the very simple rules.

Here they are:

1) Be the dumbest person on the forum.
2) Have a red reputation of at least 3 boxes in stupidity. The higher number of red boxes = the dumber you usually are.
3) Given notice by the commissioner (me) that you are the champion. You will be given ample time to prepare for a title defense.

These rules have been in place for a very long time and are not subject to change without the express, written consent of the Commissioner (me).

Ashliana

04-02-2021, 03:19 PM

Parkbandit

04-02-2021, 03:20 PM

Alas, I knew you'd try some post-deleting shenanigans, so it's preserved in perpetuity (https://archive.is/Dl21l).

Enjoy!

Alas, he does not meet qualification #1, #2 or #3.

Don't be so humble... you not only deserve the title, you've earned it! Kierphe, Doomsday Clock and referring to yourself as a "she" is just the tip of the retard iceberg you bring us every day.

Parkbandit

04-02-2021, 03:22 PM

Sadly, you were stripped of the Commissionership back in January, and you became permanently ineligible for the position upon winning the Retard Championship diaper for yourself. Are you having another episode of Alzheimer's, Mr. Senior Moment?

Better luck next time.

If you have full red bars, you have been deemed retarded by the people here.. you have no power to make rules or anything else.

Sorry. You're the Retard Champion. Now live up to your title.

Parkbandit

04-02-2021, 03:23 PM

Now, as Commissioner, I demand the Retard Champion to post right after this post!

Stand up and be recognized!

Ashliana

04-02-2021, 03:23 PM

Alas, he does not meet qualification #1, #2 or #3.

Don't be so humble... you not only deserve the title, you've earned it!

In your deluded thinking, though, you were the Commissioner, and set the rule for yourself. Nobody to blame but you. How unfortunate!

Kierphe, Doomsday Clock and referring to yourself as a "she" is just the tip of the retard iceberg you bring us every day.

Let's see.. your most treasured memory from 13 years ago? Check. (Kudos again on calling other people out on being "unable to get over stuff," though, without a shred of irony, shame or self-awareness). And the other two are an error you had to be gently informed was a mistake on your part by a fellow right-winger, and the latter a comical example of your poor reading comprehension making you fall flat on your face, as always.

Anything else in the ol' bag of tricks?

Ashliana

04-02-2021, 03:25 PM

If you have full red bars, you have been deemed retarded by the people here.. you have no power to make rules or anything else.

Sorry. You're the Retard Champion. Now live up to your title.

Since you were stripped of your Commissionership, no longer have the ability to make up the rules with any authority. How unfortunate. :( Guess that shit-filled Retard Championship diaper of yours is here to stay.

Now, as Commissioner, I demand the Retard Champion to post right after this post!

Stand up and be recognized!

Same as above. No more ability to meaningfully dictate anything. Better luck next time.

Parkbandit

04-02-2021, 03:27 PM

In your deluded thinking, though, you were the Commissioner, and set the rule for yourself. Nobody to blame but you. How unfortunate!

Let's see.. your most treasured memory from 13 years ago? Check. (Kudos again on calling other people out on being "unable to get over stuff," though, without a shred of irony, shame or self-awareness). And the other two are an error you had to be gently informed was a mistake on your part by a fellow right-winger, and the latter a comical example of your poor reading comprehension making you fall flat on your face, as always.

Anything else in the ol' bag of tricks?

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Ashliana

04-02-2021, 03:28 PM

https://media4.giphy.com/media/q15lIdQWBYs7K/200.gif

There, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

Parkbandit

04-02-2021, 03:31 PM

Now, as Commissioner, I demand the Retard Champion to post right after this post!

Stand up and be recognized!

And right on queue:

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerppppppppppppppppp

Ashliana

04-02-2021, 03:32 PM

And right on queue:

We know you're upset about "accidentally" calling Shaps, and then Methais the Retard Champion. Your Alzheimer's gotten so bad, you can't even keep who you're trying to insult sorted. :(

Methais

04-02-2021, 03:50 PM

You certainly spent a lot of time typing that. Alas, Parkbandit remains the holder of the Retard Champion diaper, as someone so profoundly stupid he had to be put in his place by fellow partisans. You may submit your application for your shot (in triplicate) in another few months.

It took me maybe 2 minutes while I was taking a dump. I understand that you're a bit slow, so it's ok if things take longer for you to do than normal people.

Also, it's "hear," imbecile.

You still haven't caught onto what's happening here? Talk about dense. :lol:

Sadly, you were stripped of the Commissionership back in January

By who? You? lol

Ashliana

04-02-2021, 03:57 PM

It took me maybe 2 minutes while I was taking a dump. I understand that you're a bit slow, so it's ok if things take longer for you to do than normal people.

TMI.

You still haven't caught onto what's happening here? Talk about dense. :lol:

Right.. Every mistake Parkbandit makes is deliberate. He's just pretending to be retarded, only occasionally, and only in ways that he's done previously. Good thing he's got you here to defend his honor. :)

By who? You? lol

Secret committee. I see not everyone was invited. :(

Seizer

04-02-2021, 03:59 PM

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Methais

04-02-2021, 04:12 PM

TMI.

I wonder if it's a coincidence that when I was heaving out that first log, I thought "That big *sploosh* sound of a log landing in the bowl reminds me...I wonder what Ashliana is whining about today."

Right.. Every mistake Parkbandit makes is deliberate. He's just pretending to be retarded, only occasionally, and only in ways that he's done previously. Good thing he's got you here to defend his honor. :)

I mean...only someone as dense as you wouldn't be able to see how blatant he's being with it. But you're so desperate that you'll latch onto anything you possibly can, even though it just makes you look even more dense and retarded.

Secret committee. I see not everyone was invited. :(

You and your My Little Pony tea party dolls aren't a committee, sorry.

Ashliana

04-02-2021, 04:17 PM

I wonder if it's a coincidence that when I was heaving out that first log, I thought "That big *sploosh* sound of a log landing in the bowl reminds me...I wonder what Ashliana is whining about today."

Perhaps you should explore some new interests.

I mean...only someone as dense as you wouldn't be able to see how blatant he's being with it. But you're so desperate that you'll latch onto anything you possibly can, even though it just makes you look even more dense and retarded.

Parkbandit has been making basic errors in both writing and reading for the almost two decades he's been here. He's only done it deliberately a handful of times, no matter how desperately you try to spin out apologetics. Maybe you'll get a shiny button for being part of the Parkbandit Defense Force, though.

You and your My Little Pony tea party dolls aren't a committee, sorry.

Alas, I can't say anymore since you didn't get an invite. :( You'll have to console yourself with being PB's newly appointed Retard Champion, though.

Methais

04-02-2021, 04:27 PM

Perhaps you should explore some new interests.

Everyone takes dumps. Sorry that you're unaware of this basic biological fact.

Parkbandit has been making basic errors in both writing and reading for the almost two decades he's been here. He's only done it deliberately a handful of times, no matter how desperately you try to spin out apologetics. Maybe you'll get a shiny button for being part of the Parkbandit Defense Force, though.

It could be the other way around, and I'd still say the same thing.

You being Retard Champion is one of the many, many reason why it's not the other way around though. And PB not being more dense than lead like you are.

Alas, I can't say anymore since you didn't get an invite. :( You'll have to console yourself with being PB's newly appointed Retard Champion, though.

You want to be PB so badly that you formed your own My Little Pony committee to declare yourself the Commissioner so that you can be like PB.

Unfortunately that doesn't actually make you Commissioner, since you've always been ineligible to make such decisions.

But it's amusing to see how badly you want to be Parkbandit.