A thread for Ashliana

[Methais]

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[Ashliana]

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[Parkbandit]

Oh, you mean Methais' PM on 5/10 claiming he was going to get me to "start" using the word cringe.. when I'd used it a half-dozen times in the past month already? Super convincing argument. :clap:

You started using it far more frequently after he said that...


Translation: "I really wish you'd stop pointing out my problems with math."

There is no issue with the math. You just don't want to admit I forced you to delete your posts, just like I knew you would.

Because I know how sockpuppets "think"....


So you were forced to soothe your ego with the equivalent of "I'm not 60! I'm 58 1/2!" precisely as I said?

Speaking of math problems.... I'm not 58 1/2 either. Get a calculator.


Gotcha. And your position, FYI, requires that I be aware of whatever post you keep referring to where you disclosed your actual age, as if that matters, which it doesn't. Again, for all practical purposes, you're 60. You're the only one who cares about the chump change difference.

[quote]So you admit you lied? And why would that have been?

No. I do not clean ductwork for a living. One of the businesses I own does. I also do not paint houses for a living.. but I've done it before.. does that suddenly mean I must be a paint to make a living? I drive a car.. does that mean I make a living by driving?

Stop being stupid just to be the dumbest one in every thread. We already know and there isn't a single person on the Internet currently that will ever pry that Championship belt from around your sizable belly.


"I'm not obsessed with you! YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME!" cried Parkbandit, with a universe-shattering lack of self-awareness, in the 223rd of the page of the thread dedicated to that person that he created, after having spent more than a decade obsessively sending anonymous, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to him.

Trolling a retard and creating a thread to contain the spread of stupidity (which is by all standards a gigantic success btw...) is a bit different than googling all about the rl person posting.

One is funny. One is creepy and pathetic. I realize you aren't smart enough to tell the difference so I'll help you: You're creepy and pathetic.


There's that claim you've never been able to substantiate again. Best of luck!

Pretending to be something you are not, especially not even the same sex, on the Internet.... yea, you check all the boxes. But like I've said numerous times.. no one blames you for pretending to be something you are not.. because the real you is so painful it would make a normal person commit suicide.

I got bored with the rest of your stupidity... please come up with something better.

[Ashliana]

You started using it far more frequently after he said that...

1) This would be called you moving the goalposts, conceding on the earlier argument, which was false. Thanks, for that.
2) Your new argument is also wrong, because you're always wrong. Because you're the Retard Champion. I'd used it 8 times in the previous month before his PM. In the following month, I used it 2 or 3 times.

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There is no issue with the math. You just don't want to admit I forced you to delete your posts, just like I knew you would.

Because I know how sockpuppets "think"....

You demonstrated your problems with math, both during that time and the other day when you were caught lying about your supposed "goal." Further:

1) There's still a post of mine, from the time in question, when I called your count out as incorrect as you were doing it.
2) That would be your ego-soothing mental gymnastics about you being stupid enough to say what you were doing, and pretending you didn't spend a week desperately trying to find a face-saving spin to go with.


Speaking of math problems.... I'm not 58 1/2 either. Get a calculator.

Since you weren't able to deal with what I said, it gets repeated: So you were forced to soothe your ego with the equivalent of "I'm not 60! I'm 58 1/2!" precisely as I said? You're the only one who cares about the chump change difference, and "using a calculator" would require my being aware of whatever post you're referring to where you apparently revealed your exact age, which doesn't matter. For all practical purposes, you're 60.


Gotcha. And your position, FYI, requires that I be aware of whatever post you keep referring to where you disclosed your actual age, as if that matters, which it doesn't. Again, for all practical purposes, you're 60. You're the only one who cares about the chump change difference.

Lord only knows what Alzheimer's attack you had when you were trying to quote me, but you didn't seem to have been able to respond to it, either. Yikes. I mean... Jesus.


No. I do not clean ductwork for a living. One of the businesses I own does. I also do not paint houses for a living.. but I've done it before.. does that suddenly mean I must be a paint to make a living? I drive a car.. does that mean I make a living by driving?

First you lied about not cleaning ducts, then you admitted it. Now you're back to lying. How curious that you haven't had the pages for your businesses recategorized if duct cleaning is only a tiny part of what it does.


Stop being stupid just to be the dumbest one in every thread. We already know and there isn't a single person on the Internet currently that will ever pry that Championship belt from around your sizable belly.

You'd think humiliating yourself with demonstrably incorrect arguments would humble you, but if you were capable of self-awareness, you wouldn't be a conservative, or RC Tardbandit. Likewise, we know you're a fat slob -- I'm sorry, "plump sized" slob since you're the one who was forced to wuss out of the Tisket challenge. :)


Trolling a retard and creating a thread to contain the spread of stupidity (which is by all standards a gigantic success btw...) is a bit different than googling all about the rl person posting.

One is funny. One is creepy and pathetic. I realize you aren't smart enough to tell the difference so I'll help you: You're creepy and pathetic.

Again, your ego-soothing mental gymnastics don't change the reality. You spent more than a decade obsessively sending anonymous, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to strangers on the Internet because they kept humiliating you in arguments. Then, having been emotionally distraught at Trump's loss and mid-meltdown due to losing yet another argument, you created yet another example of your ongoing obsession.

You are the biggest creep on the forum, and by far the most mentally ill. Seek psychiatric care.


Pretending to be something you are not, especially not even the same sex, on the Internet.... yea, you check all the boxes. But like I've said numerous times.. no one blames you for pretending to be something you are not.. because the real you is so painful it would make a normal person commit suicide.

And you're back to your long-running claim which you've never been able to substantiate. Best of luck with your reliance on fantasies!


I got bored with the rest of your stupidity... please come up with something better.

Is that what explains your formatting error? :rofl:

[time4fun]

Reading this thread is like a do it yourself aneurysm

[Parkbandit]

OK. July hoops for our Retard Champion to jump through... or fall through..

GOAL #1: 20% of all posts will be in this thread. We're currently sitting at 16.5%, so we will need some effort. This was a goal for 2021.. but we can do it in half the time!
GOAL #2: Maintain more than twice as many posts as anyone else. That's easy... he's super upset all the time.
GOAL #3: Force Ashliana to post 28 out of 31 days.
GOAL #4: Have 2 secret words for him to regurgitate back.
GOAL #5: SECRET

[Parkbandit]

Reading this thread is like a do it yourself aneurysm

Please read it from beginning to end.

Thank you.

[Ashliana]

OK. July hoops for our Retard Champion to jump through... or fall through..

GOAL #1: 20% of all posts will be in this thread. We're currently sitting at 16.5%, so we will need some effort. This was a goal for 2021.. but we can do it in half the time!
GOAL #2: Maintain more than twice as many posts as anyone else. That's easy... he's super upset all the time.
GOAL #3: Force Ashliana to post 28 out of 31 days.
GOAL #4: Have 2 secret words for him to regurgitate back.
GOAL #5: SECRET

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This is what you earned you that diaper, TB. You can't argue, you can't shitpost, you can't even follow your own logic, and whenever you really get into it, you're forced to concede.

Nobody cares about your tiny goals. You're in this until you're a corpse, TB. And since you're a geriatric fat slob, we know that won't be long. :)

[Parkbandit]

This is what you earned you that diaper, TB. You can't argue, you can't shitpost, you can't even follow your own logic, and whenever you really get into it, you're forced to concede.

Nobody cares about your tiny goals. You're in this until you're a corpse, TB. And since you're a geriatric fat slob, we know that won't be long. :)

You better care about these goals... without you being the dumbest person on the Internet.. these goals will never be met.

I know you can do it... and I will force you along the way.

[Ashliana]

You better care about these goals... without you being the dumbest person on the Internet.. these goals will never be met.

I know you can do it... and I will force you along the way.

Ah, forced to remain shameless. Excellent, TB. Without that, you wouldn't be able to endure having established the longest meltdown in PC history because you were hilariously upset that Trump lost, and humiliated in one argument too many.

[Parkbandit]

Today is Friday, July 2nd. This is a reminder for Ashliana to post in this thread repeatedly today.

We have goals to meet. Don't suddenly gain self awareness today.

Thank you.

[Ashliana]

Today is Friday, July 2nd. This is a reminder for Ashliana to post in this thread repeatedly today.

We have goals to meet. Don't suddenly gain self awareness today.

Thank you.

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

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[Parkbandit]

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I'm going to need full participation in this thread people.

You too, Ashliana.

[Ashliana]

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I'm going to need full participation in this thread people.

You too, Ashliana.

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

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[Neveragain]

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

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Pokes the inmate with a stick.

[Ashliana]

Pokes the inmate with a stick.

Still hilariously butthurt your comments got you called out as racist? Good. I wouldn't have it any other way. :)

[Neveragain]

:Slides the inmate her daily dose of quetiapine under the cell door:

[Ashliana]

:Slides the inmate her daily dose of quetiapine under the cell door:

It's okay, Neveragain. If you keep posting in this thread, somehow you won't have made racist comments you got appropriately criticized for, and hilariously butthurt about. :)

I suppose part of it is also when you humiliated yourself by demonstrating that, despite being performatively interested in 1984, you understood zero of its messages. That was pretty funny, too. Stay mad, please.

[Neveragain]

:slides some crayons and a coloring book under the cell door:

[Ashliana]

:slides some crayons and a coloring book under the cell door:

It's okay, Neveragain. If you keep posting in this thread, somehow you won't have made racist comments you got appropriately criticized for, and hilariously butthurt about. :)

I suppose part of it is also when you humiliated yourself by demonstrating that, despite being performatively interested in 1984, you understood zero of its messages. That was pretty funny, too. Stay mad, please.

[Neveragain]

:Jots a short message on a piece of paper that reads "I'm sorry you had no father figure. ~ Sigmund Freud" and slips it under the door:

[Ashliana]

:Jots a short message on a piece of paper that reads "I'm sorry you had no father figure. ~ Sigmund Freud" and slips it under the door:

It's okay, Neveragain. If you keep posting in this thread, somehow you won't have made racist comments you got appropriately criticized for, and hilariously butthurt about. :)

I suppose part of it is also when you humiliated yourself by demonstrating that, despite being performatively interested in 1984, you understood zero of its messages. That was pretty funny, too. Stay mad, please.

[Methais]

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In before: sEe WhAt I mEaN!?

That's the best compliment I could come up with for you. You should be excited.

[Ashliana]

That's the best compliment I could come up with for you. You should be excited.

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[Neveragain]

It's okay, Neveragain. If you keep posting in this thread, somehow you won't have made racist comments you got appropriately criticized for, and hilariously butthurt about. :)

I suppose part of it is also when you humiliated yourself by demonstrating that, despite being performatively interested in 1984, you understood zero of its messages. That was pretty funny, too. Stay mad, please.

"You wouldn't have" "You were"

You're welcome. ~ The resident redneck.

[Ashliana]

"You wouldn't have" "You were"

You're welcome. ~ The resident redneck.

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Oh, and: Saturday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Parkbandit]

Thanks to Neveragain for stepping up and playing warden to the prisoner.

I'll need someone else to step up today and tomorrow.

[Ashliana]

Oh, and: Saturday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.Thanks to Neveragain for stepping up and playing warden to the prisoner.

I'll need someone else to step up today and tomorrow.

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[Tgo01]

Except, you know, they didn't, because you don't know how to evaluate sources of information. If you'd actually followed your conspiracy site to its source, you would've read the actual excerpt from the court:

"Thus, Maddow’s show is different than a typical news segment where anchors inform viewers about the daily news. The point of Maddow’s show is for her to provide the news but also to offer her opinions as to that news."

Best of luck with your wishes, imbecile.

Christ almighty. Obviously the point is everyone on the left (pretty sure even you yourself mentioned it before) said similar shit in regards to Fox News and Tucker Carlson when a judge said almost the exact same thing: "LOL! Judge admits Faux News isn't real news! LOL LOL LOL LOL!"

Now when a judge uses almost the exact same rationale for Maddow these same dipshits (i.e. YOU) are now saying "That's not what the judge said at all! LEAVE MADDOW ALONE!"

You simpletons are so fucking predictable.

[Ashliana]

Christ almighty. Obviously the point is everyone on the left (pretty sure even you yourself mentioned it before) said similar shit in regards to Fox News and Tucker Carlson when a judge said almost the exact same thing: "LOL! Judge admits Faux News isn't real news! LOL LOL LOL LOL!"

You can't even get the basic facts right. Fox's own lawyers argued that no reasonable person would consider his claims without skepticism. Not a judge. And they argued different things. The judge in that case also had plenty to say about Carlson, which was far beyond the "she also reports her opinion in addition to the news" comments this judge said.


Now when a judge uses almost the exact same rationale for Maddow these same dipshits (i.e. YOU) are now saying "That's not what the judge said at all! LEAVE MADDOW ALONE!"

You simpletons are so fucking predictable.

You not knowing about the differences doesn't reflect on anyone but you, dipshit. Sorry you're butthurt that Neveragain relied on a conspiracy site that overstated their case. Best of luck coming to terms with reality.

[Parkbandit]

So, is Rachel Maddow news?

[Ashliana]

So, is Rachel Maddow news?

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

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[Parkbandit]

How interesting. Who said this? (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?37312-Ashliana-Kierphe&p=831356#post831356)

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to embarrass PB again, since you couldn't come up with a rationalization of your behavior as to why you lied, got called out on it, were forced to lie again and change your position, for that to also be called out as a lie... other than to bring up a charge of dishonesty, which not only doesn't rationalize your behavior, is undercut by none other than Retard Champion Parkbandit.

Just noticed this gem...

Notice the date on my post? It's 10/30/08... AFTER the reputation system was already put in place.

YOU posted this:



"I originally created an additional account [Kierphe] back in the day to mess with the reputation system" - 01-15-2013
"As I told you years ago, the account [Kierphe] was created messing around with rep and auctions" - 06-19-2018


Granted.. everyone knows you are a liar.. and you didn't create that account back in the day to mess with the reputation system.. given that the reputation system was 3 months AFTER you created Kierphe account.

You lied then. You lied on 1/15/2013. You lied on 6/19/18.

And you lie every day.

Because the truth is as pathetic as you are.

You really should go back and delete those posts like you deleted all of Kierphe's.. maybe people will not remember you are a habitual liar.

[Ashliana]

Just noticed this gem...

Notice the date on my post? It's 10/30/08... AFTER the reputation system was already put in place.

That doesn't mean anything. That quote is you acknowledging what the account was being used for, undercutting your position.


YOU posted this:

Granted.. everyone knows you are a liar.. and you didn't create that account back in the day to mess with the reputation system.. given that the reputation system was 3 months AFTER you created Kierphe account.

You lied then. You lied on 1/15/2013. You lied on 6/19/18.

And you lie every day.

Not remembering the exact timelines of an account that was used for about two dozen posts over a month, years later, doesn't equate to "lying." Just because you've been obsessed with me for over a decade doesn't mean that I, like you, held onto that memory like Gollum and the One Ring.


Because the truth is as pathetic as you are.

You really should go back and delete those posts like you deleted all of Kierphe's.. maybe people will not remember you are a habitual liar.

What's pathetic is:

1) You, as a man in your late 40s, were so emotionally upset and hysterical that you kept humiliating yourself in political discussions, that you began a decade-plus effort to obsessively stalk and send sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to strangers on the Internet.
2) You, to this day, continue to lie, humiliate yourself in arguments -- like this week when you claimed "My use of words greatly increased after Methais' 5/10 PM," and have absolutely no sense of shame, or self-awareness.
3) You, to this day, when you get humiliated in political arguments, resort to posts like the above.

Except you don't know how to do anything, Tardbandit. That's why you're the Retard Champion, and you hold the record for longest meltdown in PC history, because you were so hilariously upset that Trump lost, and you lost yet another argument.

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[Parkbandit]

That doesn't mean anything. That quote is you acknowledging what the account was being used for, undercutting your position.

But the facts still remain the same. Kierphe's creation date 7-22-08. Reputation system happened in October of 2008... 3 months later.

My position is that you lied... simple as that.


Not remembering the exact timelines of an account that was used for about two dozen posts over a month, years later, doesn't equate to "lying."

The Kierphe Incident of 2008 (one of the dumbest thing to happen here on these forums) happened soon after you created Kierphe.. in fact it happened right around the same time as the Rep system was put in place.

You lied. It's literally that simple.

My favorite part was you going back and scrubbing all of his posts because I forced you to.


The only thing truly pathetic on this forum is me.

Oh, on that we are in 100% agreement on. I doubt you can find a single person with an IQ above 12 that would disagree that you aren't.

[Ashliana]

But the facts still remain the same. Kierphe's creation date 7-22-08. Reputation system happened in October of 2008... 3 months later.

My position is that you lied... simple as that.

Messing around with reputation was, indeed, one of the things I used the account for, which you yourself confirmed, much to your obvious dismay. Not remembering the details years later, as you did, because you've been obsessed with me for over a decade, doesn't substantiate your assertion. My position is that you're retarded... simple as that.


The Kierphe Incident of 2008 (one of the dumbest thing to happen here on these forums) happened soon after you created Kierphe.. in fact it happened right around the same time as the Rep system was put in place.

The best thing you have on me is that I once, in my early 20s, created a second account to benignly participate in political discussions, mess with polls and reputation, and gave myself away.

You, in your late 40s, began a sociopathic spree of obsessively stalking other men in order to send as many sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as you could. Nothing else in the history of this forum compares, and you not having any shame or self-awareness of that fact is part of the reason you're wearing that championship diaper. :)


You lied. It's literally that simple.

Nope.


My favorite part was you going back and scrubbing all of his posts because I forced you to.

Yet more ego-soothing mental gymnastics about you being frustrated in yet another of your obsessive outbursts. :rofl: Remember that lying thing you were just going on about? ... Yeah.


Oh, on that we are in 100% agreement on. I doubt you can find a single person with an IQ above 12 that would disagree that you aren't.

Forced to rely on fantasies, as always, like when you invented your position (also known as lying) about some effect Methais' PM supposedly had. Your reliance on fantasy is also a big part of what earned you that Retard Champion title. :(

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[Parkbandit]

Sunday reminder: Ashliana, post in this thread.

We have goals to meet.

Thank you for your compliance.

[Ashliana]

Forced to concede again, TB? That's what, 4 times in a week? Nice.


Sunday reminder: Ashliana, post in this thread.

We have goals to meet.

Thank you for your compliance.

Sadly, since it wasn't Sunday when you posted, yours is invalid. On the flip side, though:

Sunday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Neveragain]

And that erases your performative concern and hypocrisy how?

I know you think Trump told you to inject bleach, though any sane, cognitive reader or listener would have never walked away with that message from Trumps statement.

Biden, we literally have no idea what he is trying to say, even when he's drooling on his notecards.

[Ashliana]

I know you think Trump told you to inject bleach, though any sane, cognitive reader or listener would have never walked away with that message from Trumps statement.
There's a reason I quoted Trump directly. So when you inevitably tried to defend Trump's retarded words based on the notion of him somehow being misrepresented, I could do this:

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Thanks for that.


Biden, we literally have no idea what he is trying to say, even when he's drooling on his notecards.

Biden is orders of magnitude more coherent than Trump was. If Biden gets half as nonsensical, he should step down. Kudos, though, on not being able to address your performative, hypocritically one-sided concern.

[Neveragain]

There's a reason I quoted Trump directly. So when you inevitably tried to defend Trump's retarded words based on the notion of him somehow being misrepresented, I could do this:

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Thanks for that.



Biden is orders of magnitude more coherent than Trump was. If Biden gets half as nonsensical, he should step down. Kudos, though, on not being able to address your performative, hypocritically one-sided concern.

Even Reagan was more aware of his surroundings than you and your cellmate.

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[Ashliana]

Conceding in multiple threads in the same day, Alwaysracist? Nice. Best of luck coming to terms with your inconsistent positions and inability to evaluate information. :)

[Methais]

Messing around with reputation was, indeed, one of the things I used the account for, which you yourself confirmed, much to your obvious dismay. Not remembering the details years later, as you did, because you've been obsessed with me for over a decade, doesn't substantiate your assertion. My position is that you're retarded... simple as that.


"I originally created an additional account back in the day to mess with the reputation system" - 01-15-2013
"As I told you years ago, the account was created messing around with rep and auctions" - 06-19-2018




I originally created 01-15-2013


...and auctions 06-19-2018


one of the things I used the account for 07-03-2021



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None of which changes the fact that rep didn't exist until 3 months after Kierphe was created, making it impossible for rep to have anything to do with why you created the account.

Are you saying that the reputation system had nothing to do with why Kierphe was created now, being that it didn't exist yet?


















































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[Ashliana]

Will I look smart if I pretend I can't read? Will Parkbandit and my concessions from this week be erased?

Nope, both of you were still forced to concede repeatedly. :( And New Orleans still doesn't have the "vast majority of murders in Louisiana," as you repeatedly lied.






























































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Oh, and: Monday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face. :)

[time4fun]

I'm not following the rest of this, but New Orleans definitely isn't responsible for the vast majority of murders in Louisiana.

Louisiana is the murder capital of the US (and has been for like 30 years) Even if you took New Orleans out of the equation, it would still have had the nation's highest murder rate almost every year in the last 15.

Southern states have historically had some of the highest murder rates in the country, by the way.

[Methais]

Nope, both of you were still forced to concede repeatedly. :( And New Orleans still doesn't have the "vast majority of murders in Louisiana," as you repeatedly lied.

Sure it does by city like I was talking about. Sorry that you continually have trouble keeping up and don't understand things.

But let's not let that distract us from you moving goalposts again and one of your favorites that you CTRL+V from your notepad all the time - "You didn't address anything I said," so let's try again:




Messing around with reputation was, indeed, one of the things I used the account for, which you yourself confirmed, much to your obvious dismay. Not remembering the details years later, as you did, because you've been obsessed with me for over a decade, doesn't substantiate your assertion. My position is that you're retarded... simple as that.


"I originally created an additional account back in the day to mess with the reputation system" - 01-15-2013
"As I told you years ago, the account was created messing around with rep and auctions" - 06-19-2018




I originally created 01-15-2013


...and auctions 06-19-2018


one of the things I used the account for 07-03-2021



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None of which changes the fact that rep didn't exist until 3 months after Kierphe was created, making it impossible for rep to have anything to do with why you created the account.

Are you saying that the reputation system had nothing to do with why Kierphe was created now, being that it didn't exist yet?























































No for real, are you saying that the reputation system had nothing to do with why Kierphe was created now, being that it didn't exist yet?

[Methais]

I'm not following the rest of this, but New Orleans definitely isn't responsible for the vast majority of murders in Louisiana.

Louisiana is the murder capital of the US (and has been for like 30 years) Even if you took New Orleans out of the equation, it would still have had the nation's highest murder rate almost every year in the last 15.

Southern states have historically had some of the highest murder rates in the country, by the way.

If you kept up with the actual thread, you'd see that New Orleans has 31.5% more murders than the #2 city, Baton Rouge.

So yes, by city, New Orleans is #1. Ashlianus is just so stupid that he decided that I was saying New Orleans has more murders than the rest of the entire state of Louisiana combined, and then doubled down on it after the red crayons came out to explain it to him in retard speak, and he can't let it go because he's really that mentally ill and is always so desperate for a "win" on a 30 year old text game forum that he'll double down on endless stupidity despite it making him look even more retarded than Backlash.

[Parkbandit]

Come now Ashliana.. Methais' post has been up for 17 minutes. We all know you have no life, have subscribed to this thread and spastically smash the F5 button repeatedly.

WHY HAVE YOU NOT POSTED YET!?!?!??!

[Ashliana]

Sure it does by city like I was talking about. Sorry that you continually have trouble keeping up and don't understand things.

Your first argument:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

That statement is 100% false, and you are 100% retarded for making it.

The absolute funniest part of you being forced to move the goalposts, Methais, is that you're still wrong.

Your hilariously desperate 2nd argument: bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!
Reality:

Biggest cities in Louisiana:
1) New Orleans - 121 homicides in 2019
2) Baton Rouge - 83 homicides in 2019
3) Shreveport - 42 in 2019
... etc.

Is 121 the "vast majority" of 246? (And that's only considering the top 3 cities, another limitation you didn't make).

This is why you're so butthurt all the time. You don't know how to do anything, Methais. Now let's all enjoy hearing your ego-soothing mental gymnastics about how you knew you were wrong all along, and you were only pReTeNdInG to be retarded.

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But let's not let that distract us from you moving goalposts again and one of your favorites that you CTRL+V from your notepad all the time - "You didn't address anything I said," so let's try again:

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None of which changes the fact that rep didn't exist until 3 months after Kierphe was created, making it impossible for rep to have anything to do with why you created the account.

Are you saying that the reputation system had nothing to do with why Kierphe was created now, being that it didn't exist yet?

No for real, are you saying that the reputation system had nothing to do with why Kierphe was created now, being that it didn't exist yet?

I get that you're embarrassed that you humiliated yourself with repeated, totally unforced errors, and that TB did the same, but your hilarious butthurt doesn't have anything to do with me. :)

Best of luck coming to terms with your inability to use basic reasoning, Methais.












































































































Thanks for the opportunity to point out your inability again.

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[Parkbandit]

Your first argument:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

That statement is 100% false, and you are 100% retarded for making it.

The absolute funniest part of you being forced to move the goalposts, Methais, is that you're still wrong.

Your hilariously desperate 2nd argument: bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!
Reality:

Biggest cities in Louisiana:
1) New Orleans - 121 homicides in 2019
2) Baton Rouge - 83 homicides in 2019
3) Shreveport - 42 in 2019
... etc.

Is 121 the "vast majority" of 246? (And that's only considering the top 3 cities, another limitation you didn't make).

This is why you're so butthurt all the time. You don't know how to do anything, Methais. Now let's all enjoy hearing your ego-soothing mental gymnastics about how you knew you were wrong all along, and you were only pReTeNdInG to be retarded.

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I get that you're embarrassed that you humiliated yourself with repeated, totally unforced errors, and that TB did the same, but your hilarious butthurt doesn't have anything to do with me. :)

Best of luck coming to terms with your inability to use basic reasoning, Methais.



Ok whew!

I was about to order a welfare check on you (don't get all excited.. I don't mean an actual welfare check..) to make sure you didn't pass out in a pile of your own shit again.

Good to know you are still alive.

Happy July 5th. I hope you have a productive day in this thread today.

[Ashliana]

Monday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face. :)Come now Ashliana.. Methais' post has been up for 17 minutes. We all know you have no life, have subscribed to this thread and spastically smash the F5 button repeatedly.

WHY HAVE YOU NOT POSTED YET!?!?!??!

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[Methais]

I desperately don't want to address this so I'm going to shriek instead.

Are you saying that the reputation system had nothing at all to do with why you created Kierphe now?


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[Ashliana]

Are you saying that the reputation system had nothing at all to do with why you created Kierphe now?

Ah, so you're back to conceding that you had to change your argument 3 times?

From: 1) "The vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans" to..
2) bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT! to..
3) New Orleans has 31.5% more murders than the #2 city, Baton Rouge

Does it need to be explained to you that #1 isn't equal to #2, which isn't equal to #3, and that you were forced to move the goalposts each time as your nonsensical lies were pointed out?

Also, kudos on the lack of self-awareness it took to write about someone "not wanting to address" something as you did literally just that. If you had a sense of shame, though, we wouldn't be having the opportunity to thoroughly document your inability to use basic reasoning, though, so thank you for that.


Are you saying that the reputation system had nothing at all to do with why you created Kierphe now?

That is, indeed, the case, as TB and I have already gone back and forth about. My not remembering the exact timelines of events from 13 years ago because I, unlike TB, didn't obsess over them like he did in the same way Gollum obsessed over the One Ring.

Which part of you pretending to be even worse at reading than you are do you believe somehow reflects well on you?

:rofl:

[Methais]

That is, indeed, the case, as TB and I have already gone back and forth about. My not remembering the exact timelines of events from 13 years ago because I, unlike TB, didn't obsess over them like he did in the same way Gollum obsessed over the One Ring.

Which part of you pretending to be even worse at reading than you are do you believe somehow reflects well on you?

:rofl:

"i FoRgOt ThE tImElInE gUyS!!!!!"

Translation: "I can't keep up with my own lies and I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad about it!"

Fun fact: It can't be due to confusion either, because that would mean that "I want to make a new account to mess with the reputation system." was a thought that went through your head at some point. Except it didn't, because it was added on later as an excuse after you got caught agreeing with yourself because you don't know how to use forums.

Unless of course you made yet another account later on "to mess with the reputation system."

And you of all people try to talk shit about other people "moving goalposts" and "changing their argument" :lol:


"I created the account to mess with the reputation system."

"Rep didn't exist yet dumbass."

"GUYS I FORGOT THE TIMELINE OKAY?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?? THE FACT THAT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE OR ADD UP SHOULDN'T MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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[Ashliana]

"i FoRgOt ThE tImElInE gUyS!!!!!"

Translation: "I can't keep up with my own lies and I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad about it!"

Fun fact: It can't be due to confusion either, because that would mean that "I want to make a new account to mess with the reputation system." was a thought that went through your head at some point. Except it didn't, because it was added on later as an excuse after you got caught agreeing with yourself because you don't know how to use forums.

Unless of course you made yet another account later on "to mess with the reputation system."

And you of all people try to talk shit about other people "moving goalposts" and "changing their argument" :lol:


"I created the account to mess with the reputation system."

"Rep didn't exist yet dumbass."

"GUYS I FORGOT THE TIMELINE OKAY?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?? THE FACT THAT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE OR ADD UP SHOULDN'T MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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That certainly is a lot of words, few of which address anything that I said.

Reputation is indeed one of the things I was using the account for, as TB himself confirmed at the time. (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?37312-Ashliana-Kierphe&p=831356#post831356)

Methais' response: ".........."

"............"

"Will my wishes count as an argument?"

"How about some memes?"

"......"

"How about both?"

Best of luck getting over the fact that you humiliated yourself again, and needed to be put in your place again. Sorry you decided to bullshit about New Orleans for no reason. :)

[Methais]

You pointing out the specific words I said multiple times and then changed later to have an entirely different meaning that contradicts what I originally said didn't actually happen and it's totally you and your wishful thinking and is also you humiliating yourself because...because....well just because okayyyy!?!?!?!?

"I created the account to mess with rep!"

"I created the account to mess with rep and auctions!"

"Rep is one of the things I used the account for!"

"I'm too stupid to remember things!!!!!!!!"

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[Ashliana]

"I'm too stupid to remember things!!!!!!!!"

Just because TB obsessed over his treasured memory, like Gollum and the One Ring, doesn't mean everyone did. :( Sorry.


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That isn't goalposts being moved. Goalposts being moved would be like when you made your first completely retarded argument:

1) ""Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

That statement is 100% false, and you are 100% retarded for making it. You were (appropriately) humiliated when it was pointed out that you're full of shit, so you moved the goalposts to argument #2.

2) bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!

You then paraded around for about two weeks, all the while being laughed at for being forced the move the goalposts from your demonstrably incorrect position, proudly -- and retardedly -- defending your position, until I pointed out that it, too, was transparently false.

Then you were forced to move the goalposts again to argument #3.

3) New Orleans has 31.5% more murders than the #2 city, Baton Rouge.

But since you're retarded, you're too stupid to realize that none of your arguments are the same thing, and you spectacularly failed. Hence your continued tantrums, deflection and projection. Best of luck coming to terms with reality, where you've demonstrated for the gazillionth time, that you don't know how to argue, or use basic reasoning.






























































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[Methais]

Guys, let me show my idea of not moving goalposts. Please keep in mind that I'm massively retarded and extremely mentally ill:


I originally created 01-15-2013


...and auctions 06-19-2018


one of the things I used the account for 07-03-2021


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[Ashliana]

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Speaking of "moving the goalposts," though --since everything you say is projection -- moving the goalposts is what you were repeatedly forced to do. Let's go over your comical inability to use basic reasoning again.

Methais' first retarded position:

1) ""Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

That statement is 100% false, and you are 100% retarded for making it. You were (appropriately) humiliated when it was pointed out that you're full of shit, so you moved the goalposts to argument #2.

2) bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!

You then paraded around for about two weeks, all the while being laughed at for being forced the move the goalposts from your demonstrably incorrect position, proudly -- and retardedly -- defending your position, until I pointed out that it, too, was transparently false.

Then you were forced to move the goalposts again to argument #3.

3) New Orleans has 31.5% more murders than the #2 city, Baton Rouge.

But since you're retarded, you're too stupid to realize that none of your arguments are the same thing, and you spectacularly failed. Hence your continued tantrums, deflection and projection. Best of luck coming to terms with reality, where you've demonstrated for the gazillionth time, that you don't know how to argue, or use basic reasoning. :)

[Methais]

Speaking of "moving the goalposts," though --since everything you say is projection -- moving the goalposts is what you were repeatedly forced to do. Let's go over your comical inability to use basic reasoning again.

Methais' first retarded position:

1) ""Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

That statement is 100% false, and you are 100% retarded for making it. You were (appropriately) humiliated when it was pointed out that you're full of shit, so you moved the goalposts to argument #2.

2) bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!

You then paraded around for about two weeks, all the while being laughed at for being forced the move the goalposts from your demonstrably incorrect position, proudly -- and retardedly -- defending your position, until I pointed out that it, too, was transparently false.

Then you were forced to move the goalposts again to argument #3.

3) New Orleans has 31.5% more murders than the #2 city, Baton Rouge.

But since you're retarded, you're too stupid to realize that none of your arguments are the same thing, and you spectacularly failed. Hence your continued tantrums, deflection and projection. Best of luck coming to terms with reality, where you've demonstrated for the gazillionth time, that you don't know how to argue, or use basic reasoning. :)

Let's pretend you're correct. Emphasis on pretend, which I know you're quite familiar with and have a ton of experience at. None of that changes the fact that you created Kierphe to agree with yourself, and then tried to lie about it later saying it was to mess with the reputation system, which didn't exist until 3 months after you created Kierphe, and then after you changed the story a few times, it became, "I forgot the timelines guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :lol:

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Keep the meltdown up though. Preferably for at least another 10 minutes.

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Did you know that New Orleans is the place to be if you're in Louisiana and want to get murdered?

[Methais]

Let's keep your mental illness contained to its proper place.


Translation: "I don't understand that 'I just happened to tab back over shortly after you last ran off' is just ego-soothing nonsense that can't be demonstrated, and wishes don't constitute evidence."

Translation: "I wish what Methais said wasn't true sooooooooooooooo hard because I really really really REALLY need this "win" despite it being completely meaningless in either direction!!!!!!"


Helpful hint: 1) You responded within minutes. 2) I got you to cry about it. Those are the only mutually known facts, no matter HOW hilariously butthurt you get about it.

The facts are:

- You're so unhinged that you drag PC drama in game now.
- You're proud of this.
- You're being laughed at for being pushed to this level of meltdown.



Except for that whining that you've gone on about how many times now? Yeah. Self-awareness and Methais go together like oil and water, though, so that's no surprise.

Ah yes, all those other times I've whined about...what exactly again? You whine and cry, I (and everyone else) laugh at you. That's the theme of this entire thread, and you get more and more mad about it every single day, and it sticks out like a sore thumb in all of your posts. And now in game too, due to your total lack of self control.


Me:
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Correct.



The best part is you trying to soothe your bruised ego with "my Gemstone character could beat up your Gemstone character!"

It was more about the fact of how you'd go crying to Simu about it, because that's the exact type of thing you would do.



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I'm going to keep working on my rage issues, Methais. Hopefully one day I'll be able to move beyond having fallen on my face, hard, totally unprompted one of these days if I keep that chin up.

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[Ashliana]

Let's pretend you're correct. Emphasis on pretend, which I know you're quite familiar with and have a ton of experience at.

There's no pretending. You made demonstrably false arguments, for no reason, totally unprompted. You then threw a huge tantrum because your ego couldn't tolerate being wrong. Which you virtually always are -- since you're retarded, don't know how to construct a defensible argument and believe your wishes will transform reality.


None of that changes the fact that you created Kierphe to agree with yourself, and then tried to lie about it later saying it was to mess with the reputation system, which didn't exist until 3 months after you created Kierphe, and then after you changed the story a few times, it became, "I forgot the timelines guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And you, as always, immediately fell on your face. Your assertion "tried to lie about it later" is a hypothetical presumption of a state of mind that you can't demonstrate. Except, in reality, my not having remembered the exact details of events years later just because I, unlike TB, didn't obsess about them like Gollum and the One Ring doesn't mean I "lied" rather than misremembered, since reputation is indeed one of the things I used the account, which TB himself confirmed at the time.

Methais' response to reality: "...."

"Do wishes count?"

"...."

"How about thoughts and prayers?"


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Much to your obvious dismay, the only goalposts that have been moved have been yours, when you got caught in lie after lie after lie and were forced to change your argument repeatedly.

Let's go over your comical inability to use basic reasoning again.

Methais' first retarded position:

1) ""Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

That statement is 100% false, and you are 100% retarded for making it. You were (appropriately) humiliated when it was pointed out that you're full of shit, so you moved the goalposts to argument #2.

2) bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!

You then paraded around for about two weeks, all the while being laughed at for being forced the move the goalposts from your demonstrably incorrect position, proudly -- and retardedly -- defending your position, until I pointed out that it, too, was transparently false.

Then you were forced to move the goalposts again to argument #3.

3) New Orleans has 31.5% more murders than the #2 city, Baton Rouge.

But since you're retarded, you're too stupid to realize that none of your arguments are the same thing, and you spectacularly failed. Hence your continued tantrums, deflection and projection. Best of luck coming to terms with reality, where you've demonstrated for the gazillionth time, that you don't know how to argue, or use basic reasoning. :)


Keep the meltdown up though. Preferably for at least another 10 minutes.

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By all means, keep doubling down on your New Orleans meltdown. Retreading the perfect example of your willful stupidity, inability to use basic reasoning and comically fragile ego will always be a pleasure.


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[Methais]

I didn't lie guys, I just forgot the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Ashliana]

Let's keep your mental illness contained to its proper place.

All that means is that your nonsense being dismantled will be left uncontested in the other thread. A concession on your part. Fine by me. :)


Translation: "I wish what Methais said wasn't true sooooooooooooooo hard because I really really really REALLY need this "win" despite it being completely meaningless in either direction!!!!!!"

Fact: You responded within minutes of my whisper.
Fact: You cried about being messaged in-game, repeatedly.
Undemonstrated Methais claim: "I only saw it because I HAPPENED to switch over! I had been mostly AFK there! Uhh, uhhh, you probably sent me a whole bunch of messages there!"

Your inability to tell facts apart from undemonstrated claims might be hilarious -- as is your eternal reliance on wishes -- but your resultant butthurt is yours alone.


The facts are:

- You're so unhinged that you drag PC drama in game now.
- You're proud of this.
- You're being laughed at for being pushed to this level of meltdown.

The facts are:

- You were so butthurt at receiving an OOO whisper in-game that you've cried about it repeatedly.
- You were so butthurt at receiving an OOO whisper in-game that you responded on the PC within minutes.
- You're being laughed at for being so butthurt that you did both the above.
- You've been having a meltdown for a week because your ego can't stand the fact that you humiliated yourself repeatedly.


Ah yes, all those other times I've whined about...what exactly again? You whine and cry, I (and everyone else) laugh at you. That's the theme of this entire thread, and you get more and more mad about it every single day, and it sticks out like a sore thumb in all of your posts. And now in game too, due to your total lack of self control.

You hysterically whine constantly, Methais, about things that you do. You rely on NOU posts while crying about them constantly. You project, constantly, while whining about other people's supposed projection.


It was more about the fact of how you'd go crying to Simu about it, because that's the exact type of thing you would do.

Being forced to resort to an in-game attack because your fee-fees got wounded is the exact type of thing you'd do.

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How "unexpected."

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[Ashliana]

I didn't forget to make a coherent case, guys! My wishes really DO transform history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh, and Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Parkbandit]

OK. July hoops for our Retard Champion to jump through... or fall through..

GOAL #1: 20% of all posts will be in this thread. We're currently sitting at 16.5%, so we will need some effort. This was a goal for 2021.. but we can do it in half the time!
GOAL #2: Maintain more than twice as many posts as anyone else. That's easy... he's super upset all the time.
GOAL #3: Force Ashliana to post 28 out of 31 days.
GOAL #4: Have 2 secret words for him to regurgitate back.
GOAL #5: SECRET

7/6/21 update

#1: 16.9%
#2: On track
#3: On track
#4: Working
#5: Working


Oh, and Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

Sadly, since it wasn't Tuesday when you posted, yours is invalid. Forced to edit a post 8 hours later is funny though.

[Ashliana]

Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
7/6/21 update

#1: 16.9%
#2: On track
#3: On track
#4: Working
#5: Working

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Sadly, since it wasn't Tuesday when you posted, yours is invalid.

Alas, much to your obvious dismay, edits are fine. :)


Forced to edit a post 8 hours later is funny though.

:rofl:

Keep up those fantasies. Don't lose heart!

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[Neveragain]

Best of luck with those wishes, Alwaysracist.

Welcome back. Obviously we're going to have to double your daily dosage after your latest stalking incident.


Ménard and Pincus found that men who had a high score of sexual abuse as children and narcissistic vulnerability were more likely to become stalkers.

Interesting.

[Ashliana]

Welcome back. Obviously we're going to have to double your daily dosage after your latest stalking incident.

Best of luck figuring out what words mean. :)


Interesting.

"Lead author Lazar Stankov, an emeritus professor of psychology at the University of Sydney, told PsyPost: Social conservatives, including very religious people, tend to be more restricted in their views of the world. Because of their lower IQ they are more close-minded and afraid of change. They also tend to be more nasty towards those who do not belong to their own group."

Interesting.

[Neveragain]

Best of luck figuring out what words mean. :)



"Lead author Lazar Stankov, an emeritus professor of psychology at the University of Sydney, told PsyPost: Social conservatives, including very religious people, tend to be more restricted in their views of the world. Because of their lower IQ they are more close-minded and afraid of change. They also tend to be more nasty towards those who do not belong to their own group."

Interesting.

Considering I'm not all that religious and pretty much a libertarian, I'm unclear as to the point you're trying to make here. That aside, I'm not sure how this somehow rectifies your stalking people. Though I'm sure that under your mental duress you have somehow justified it.

It's obvious you need to seek out some counseling and I'm not saying this to be derogatory.

[Ashliana]

Considering I'm not all that religious and pretty much a libertarian, I'm unclear as to the point you're trying to make here.

How interesting. Did that quote only pertain to the religious? No, it didn't. You're just hilariously bad at reading. :( Perhaps you should take another crack at it, and this time put on your thinking cap.


That aside, I'm not sure how this somehow rectifies your stalking people. Though I'm sure that under your mental duress you have somehow justified it.

It's obvious you need to seek out some counseling and I'm not saying this to be derogatory.

Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that your wishes still don't have the power to warp and twist history to suit your delusions, just like your desperate wishes don't erase your history of abjectly racist rants. :)

[Neveragain]

How interesting. Did that quote only pertain to the religious? No, it didn't. You're just hilariously bad at reading. :( Perhaps you should take another crack at it, and this time put on your thinking cap.



Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that your wishes still don't have the power to warp and twist history to suit your delusions, just like your desperate wishes don't erase your history of abjectly racist rants. :)

I guess you missed the libertarian part......

Racist rants or not, how does this absolve you of stocking people?

[Ashliana]

I guess you missed the libertarian part......

Nobody missed it...... It just doesn't matter. It's like you including "oh, by the way, I like chicken." Okay? Sorry you're bad at reading, and think pretending that quote doesn't apply to you somehow changes reality. Still doesn't.


Racist rants or not, how does this absolve you of stocking people?

I don't need to be absolved, since you're, as always, relying on fantasy. And how will you be addressing your abject racism today?

Oh, and: Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Parkbandit]

I'm going to need some heavy lifting in this thread. We are WAY behind Goal #1. We haven't even hit 17%!

Let's go people... have some semblance of responsibility.

[Ashliana]

Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
I'm going to need some heavy lifting in this thread. We are WAY behind Goal #1. We haven't even hit 17%!

Let's go people... have some semblance of responsibility.

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[Parkbandit]

Look who's rationalizing their support of a campaign that eagerly invited and welcomed the assistance of Russia, then wishing it all away because you don't want to address the fact that you'll overlook literally anything - even conspiring with American enemies - if it's done by your party.

A deranged sociopath like you lacking any actual patriotism whatsoever is of absolutely no surprise to anyone.


Look who is STILL falling for the Clinton hoax of "HE STOLE TEH ELECTION FROM ME BECAUSE HE COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA!"

Doesn't matter that it's been investigated to death for the past 4+ years... it's the only thing that has helped you through the devastating loss of your candidate in 2016... you remember.. when you quit posting here and quit GS for months because you were so upset?

If you need mean old "B-b-b-b-b-ut RUSSIA" to get you out of bed each day... then you keep thinking it was Russia's fault.

I'm glad you got your F5 key fixed though.

[Ashliana]

Look who is STILL falling for the Clinton hoax of "HE STOLE TEH ELECTION FROM ME BECAUSE HE COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA!"

That's a funny way to phrase "I believe in the GOP over America, I don't care if my candidates conspire with America's enemies in order to win. My wishes alone will change history!"


Doesn't matter that it's been investigated to death for the past 4+ years... it's the only thing that has helped you through the devastating loss of your candidate in 2016... you remember.. when you quit posting here and quit GS for months because you were so upset?

I didn't "quit posting," nor did I quit the game for that reason, so it looks like yet again your entire perspective is based on.. what's the word, again? Wishes.


If you need mean old "B-b-b-b-b-ut RUSSIA" to get you out of bed each day... then you keep thinking it was Russia's fault.

Much to your obvious dismay, evidence doesn't get wished away just because you're retarded enough to rationalize your party-over-country mindset with it.


I'm glad you got your F5 key fixed though.

Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.

[Neveragain]

That's a funny way to phrase "I believe in the GOP over America, I don't care if my candidates conspire with America's enemies in order to win. My wishes alone will change history!"



I didn't "quit posting," nor did I quit the game for that reason, so it looks like yet again your entire perspective is based on.. what's the word, again? Wishes.



Much to your obvious dismay, evidence doesn't get wished away just because you're retarded enough to rationalize your party-over-country mindset with it.



Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mgQaFlo_p8

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/WORLD/europe/03/07/us.russia/art.clintonlavrov.gi.jpg

[Ashliana]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/WORLD/europe/03/07/us.russia/art.clintonlavrov.gi.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6wWMx587Dg

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/6af/d6c/26cd6125882e55475038280280ed424f15-trump-putin.rsquare.w1200.jpg

[Neveragain]

Democrats: Russia, Russia, Russia.

Democrats: The GOP hates America!

Democrats: Shut down American pipelines.

Democrats: It's ok Russia, you can finish your pipeline now.

[Ashliana]

Democrats: Russia, Russia, Russia.

Oh, you mean the Republican-led Special Counsel.. handpicked by Trump appointees.. that found numerous examples of collusion, and obstruction of justice by Trump? Or the GOP-led Senate Intelligence Committee's final report along the same lines? Yeah.


Democrats: The GOP hates America!

Or, at least, you were willing to overlook the GOP conspiring with America's enemies in order to win. Since you're a terrible American, which we knew already, since you're an unapologetic racist.


Democrats: Shut down American pipelines.

More like: Transition away from fossil fuels already.


Democrats: It's ok Russia, you can finish your pipeline now.

1) You not understanding that Germany doesn't need American permission to authorize a pipeline only reflects on you, Alwaysracist.
2) Trump spent 4 years undermining American soft power and our relationship with Germany, and NATO (just like Putin desired), which contributed to Germany's decision.

Your ignorance doesn't constitute a reasoned position. Better luck next time, El Bootyblasto!

[Neveragain]

1) You not understanding that Germany doesn't need American permission to authorize a pipeline only reflects on you, Alwaysracist.
2) Trump spent 4 years undermining American soft power and our relationship with Germany, and NATO (just like Putin desired), which contributed to Germany's decision.

Germany: Give us your money or we'll do business with Russia!

Democrats: Ok! While we're at we'll shut down our pipeline so Russia can profit even more.

Democrats: Why do you hate America!

[Ashliana]

Germany: Give us your money or we'll do business with Russia!

* Citation required.


Democrats: Ok! While we're at we'll shut down our pipeline so Russia can profit even more.

* Citation required.


Democrats: Why do you hate America!

Nonsensical response acknowledged.

Oh, and kudos on conceding on the collusion aspect.

[Neveragain]

Democrats: Why do you hate women?

Also Democrats: Fuck women, men in skirts come first.

[Ashliana]

Democrats: Why do you hate women?

Also Democrats: Fuck women, men in skirts come first.

False dichotomy acknowledged. Oh, and:

"Lead author Lazar Stankov, an emeritus professor of psychology at the University of Sydney, told PsyPost: Social conservatives, including very religious people, tend to be more restricted in their views of the world. Because of their lower IQ they are more close-minded and afraid of change. They also tend to be more nasty towards those who do not belong to their own group."

Interesting.

[WRoss]

Man, to think I missed PB during the Trump years. I need to go read back on how his fragile ego coped with that shit stain

[Parkbandit]

Man, to think I missed PB during the Trump years. I need to go read back on how his fragile ego coped with that shit stain

Who are you again?

Isn't it Flimbo?

You'll be ok, Cupcake.

[Ashliana]

Man, to think I missed PB during the Trump years. I need to go read back on how his fragile ego coped with that shit stain
Who are you again?

Isn't it Flimbo?

You'll be ok, Cupcake.

You've been having a meltdown for almost half a year because of your emotional distress over Trump's spectacular loss, so perhaps you aren't the best person to be telling other people they'll be okay, cupcake.

:rofl:

[Parkbandit]

You've been having a meltdown for almost half a year because of your emotional distress over Trump's spectacular loss, so perhaps you aren't the best person to be telling other people they'll be okay, cupcake.

:rofl:

Sure.

My "meltdown" didn't force me to leave GS and stop posting because I was so distraught like you were.

Chins up, my super plus sized friend. Maybe with your next WIC check or disability check, you can buy a fresh set of tighty whities.... I'm sure your landlord would approve of you not smelling up his apartment this fucking bad.

[Alfster]

Chins up, my super plus sized friend. Maybe with your next WIC check or disability check, you can buy a fresh set of tighty whities.... I'm sure your landlord would approve of you not smelling up his apartment this fucking bad.

You do realize you're not responding to rocktard right? You described him perfectly

[Ashliana]

Sure.

My "meltdown" didn't force me to leave GS and stop posting because I was so distraught like you were.

So you're defending your demonstrated post-Trump loss meltdown -- this thread -- with an evidence-free fantasy of my actions? :rofl:

You not understanding fact versus fiction is precisely what earned you that championship diaper, Tardbandit.


Chins up, my super plus sized friend. Maybe with your next WIC check or disability check, you can buy a fresh set of tighty whities.... I'm sure your landlord would approve of you not smelling up his apartment this fucking bad.

Just as above, you can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

Parkbandit's fantasy: "You're fat!"

Parkbandit's reality: You were forced to wuss out of the Tisket challenge when I offered to see which of us is actually the fat one.

Best of luck with those fantasies, old man.

[Parkbandit]

So you're defending your demonstrated post-Trump loss meltdown -- this thread -- with an evidence-free fantasy of my actions? :rofl:

*Citation required.

My posting history or style didn't change immediately after a Presidential election.

Yours did. Twice.


You not understanding fact versus fiction is precisely what earned you that championship diaper, Tardbandit.

Just as above, you can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

Parkbandit's fantasy: "You're fat!"

Parkbandit's reality: You were forced to wuss out of the Tisket challenge when I offered to see which of us is actually the fat one.

Best of luck with those fantasies, old man.

Easy, my super plus sized friend... your WIC and disability checks are just delayed due to the holiday I'm sure.

Relax.

[Ashliana]

*Citation required.

Your claims still lack the power to warp and twist history to suit your delusions. You've had the biggest meltdown in PC history, Tardbandit, and this entire thread is proof.


My posting history or style didn't change immediately after a Presidential election.

You not having self-awareness of how your behavior changed might be hilarious -- since it's part of what earned you that championship diaper -- but it doesn't change anything.


Yours did. Twice.

Your wishes still don't change history. :)


Easy, my super plus sized friend... your WIC and disability checks are just delayed due to the holiday I'm sure.

Relax.

Parkbandit's fantasy: "You're fat!"

Parkbandit's reality: You were forced to wuss out of the Tisket challenge when I offered to see which of us is actually the fat one.

Best of luck with those fantasies, old man.

Oh, and: Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Parkbandit]

I guess if you want something done, do it yourself...

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[Ashliana]

Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.I guess if you want something done, do it yourself...

https://media.tenor.com/images/ce2701238ae490d22a93c855dde877fe/tenor.gif

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[Parkbandit]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

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[Ashliana]

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[Neveragain]

So, racist infantilization of Black people, confirming that you indeed went from a Strom Thurmond-style "Democrat" to a Strom Thurmond-style Republican. Thanks.



So, reliance on fantasized wishes? Gotcha.



Both parties believe in taxes. One just believes the taxes of the poor and middle class (and future generations) should subsidize the wealthy, and the other believes the opposite. But, uhh, you do you with those wishes, buddy.

Killing black babies, giving human traffickers free reign and confiscation of labor. This is the Democrat party.

[Ashliana]

Killing black babies

So, racist infantilization of Black people, confirming you went from a Strom Thurmond-style "Democrat" to a Strom Thurmond-style Republican. Gotcha.


giving human traffickers free reign

Ah, your reliance on fantasies. FYI, it's free rein.


and confiscation of labor. This is the Democrat party.

Ah, your performative ignorance.

So.. racism, fantasies, ignorance. This is the GOP.

[Parkbandit]

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[Ashliana]

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

[Parkbandit]

Kind of like the "logic" behind the best candidate that the party of "family values," "fiscal responsibility" and "against coastal elites" was able to produce was a thrice-married serial adulterer (with porn stars, no less), six-times bankrupt trustfund baby and game show host from Manhattan?

There's a reason the shit-poor states are Republican-dominated, and they're going nowhere fast under their "leadership."

Family Values is a Christian thing... I always viewed it as none of my business.

And if the Republican dominated states are so bad.. what is driving the retarded liberals to them from Democrat run states like NY and CA?

[Tgo01]

The link to this thread should be mentioned in self help books.

"Think you have it rough? At least you're not a psychopathic asshole like this Ashliana guy."

It would probably cure millions of cases of depression overnight.

[Ashliana]

Family Values is a Christian thing... I always viewed it as none of my business.

So no, you couldn't address the abject hypocrisy, conceding as expected.


And if the Republican dominated states are so bad.. what is driving the retarded liberals to them from Democrat run states like NY and CA?

First, your assumption that it's the liberals leaving California and New York is undemonstrated. (Are you really retarded enough to think that every one of the 60,000,000 Americans in those states is a liberal?)

Two, let's flip your argument. If Republican governance is such a no-brainer, why are the poorest states all Republican-run? Why haven't their policies lifted those states into glorious conservative prosperity?


The link to this thread should be mentioned in self help books.

"Think you have it rough? At least you're not a psychopathic asshole like this Ashliana guy."

It would probably cure millions of cases of depression overnight.

Aww. Is someone butthurt you were forced to concede in yet another argument due to your comically poor reading comprehension, Dreaven?

[Neveragain]

Family Values is a Christian thing... I always viewed it as none of my business.

Democrats: Trump bad

also Democrats: The Grand Wizard of the clan is awesome and my mentor.

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ae/ce/05/aece05d5be0ce766e80ce880ed140de3--hillary-rodham-clinton-clinton-njie.jpg

[Ashliana]

Democrats: Trump bad

also Democrats: The Grand Wizard of the clan is awesome and my mentor.

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ae/ce/05/aece05d5be0ce766e80ce880ed140de3--hillary-rodham-clinton-clinton-njie.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Fe3eDo1.png

Best of luck figuring out why the Black community embraced Byrd while you're stuck with performative ignorance and mental gymnastics to rationalize your racist infantilization of Black people, Alwaysracist.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

I don't blame for you for not trying to defend your position, either, seeing how little sense it made.

Meanwhile..

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

[Astray]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

[Parkbandit]

I don't blame for you for not trying to defend your position, either, seeing how little sense it made.

Meanwhile..

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

[elvenpaladin]

less politics, more gemstone lol.

My dad says that, he's right

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif
https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer. :)

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

[Parkbandit]

less politics, more gemstone lol.

My dad says that, he's right

Wow. That's a low blow.

You do realize that Ashliana didn't grow up with a father because he couldn't deal with his weird "son" and all his bad hygiene.

Come on man.. be better. Be more sensitive.

[Ashliana]

Wow. That's a low blow.

You do realize that Ashliana didn't grow up with a father because he couldn't deal with his weird "son" and all his bad hygiene.

Come on man.. be better. Be more sensitive.

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost. :)

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost. :)

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.
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[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

There. Hit the goal for the day.

Get some sleep Ashliana.. I'll be forcing you to respond to my posts all day tomorrow.

We're up to 17.3%

[Ashliana]

There. Hit the goal for the day.

Get some sleep Ashliana.. I'll be forcing you to respond to my posts all day tomorrow.

We're up to 17.3%

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

Oh, and: Friday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

Oh, and: Friday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

Let's get this day started!

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[Ashliana]

Friday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
Let's get this day started!

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

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[Parkbandit]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2196124#post2196124

Friday reminder for Ashliana to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Clinton's loss caused "him", a hilarious prison of Parkbandit's making that "he" can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[audioserf]

this might be the most deranged thread on the internet

[Ashliana]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2196124#post2196124

Friday reminder for Ashliana to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Clinton's loss caused "him", a hilarious prison of Parkbandit's making that "he" can't figure a way out of while saving face.

Translation: "Uhh, uhh.. I'm not having a meltdown! NOU! You're having a meltdown -- over 2016! Somehow, despite this thread being created by me at the height of hysterical butthurt at Trump's loss! NOU! NOU, ASHLIANA! NOU!"

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Best of luck with those wishes, old man.

[Neveragain]

You sound really upset that you couldn't demonstrate your original claim, can't demonstrate that I ever "fell for a porn lawyer and a trashy stripper," nor could you reconcile the fact that the cult leader you uncritically worship literally cheated on his wife and paid that trashy stripper hush money.

Best of luck coming to terms with reality.

Only someone with severe mental illness would say Democrats weren't considering Avenatti for president.

See, I didn't vote for Trump for his first term. I probably wouldn't have voted Trump had Democrats ran a viable candidate. I can proudly say I didn't vote for the current brain dead "president".

[Ashliana]

Only someone with severe mental illness would say Democrats weren't considering Avenatti for president.

Only someone with severe mental illness would humiliate himself by making a claim they couldn't demonstrate, then be forced to resort to mental gymnastics amounting to wishing we lived in a different universe than the one we do.

Best of luck coming to terms with reality.


See, I didn't vote for Trump for his first term. I probably wouldn't have voted Trump had Democrats ran a viable candidate. I can proudly say I didn't vote for the current brain dead "president".

Let's see.. A claim you can't demonstrate, combined with abject stupidity. We already know what kind of "Democrat" you'd support, Alwaysracist -- the Strom Thurmond Democrat-turned-Republican kind.

[Methais]

I see that Ashlianus has been flailing all week in the most cringe ways possible while going the extra mile to showcase his mental illness all over the place and humiliate himself repeatedly while projecting it in every direction.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f41d9486f5d01fb744c061bfaacf2c6c/tenor.gif?itemid=4624104

[Ashliana]

I see that Ashlianus has been flailing all week in the most cringe ways possible while going the extra mile to showcase his mental illness all over the place.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f41d9486f5d01fb744c061bfaacf2c6c/tenor.gif?itemid=4624104

I see Methais has taken the time he needed to recover from humiliating himself, completely unprompted, for no reason, by doubling down on demonstrably false arguments.

:rofl:

Ready to fall on your face again, Methais?

[Methais]

I see Methais has taken the time he needed to recover from humiliating himself, completely unprompted, for no reason, by doubling down on demonstrably false arguments.

:rofl:

Ready to fall on your face again, Methais?

Now now, you can do better than that before you start mindlessly vomiting NO U all over the place again, can't you? Actually no, you can't. I don't know what I was thinking there for a minute.

If you ever wanna know what it's like to go a full day without posting in this thread though, just ask anyone who isn't trapped here. Which means literally anyone who isn't you.

[Ashliana]

Now now, you can do better than that before you start mindlessly vomiting NO U all over the place again, can't you? Actually no, you can't. I don't know what I was thinking there for a minute.

If you ever wanna know what it's like to go a full day without posting in this thread though, just ask anyone who isn't trapped here. Which means literally anyone who isn't you.

Pointing out that you humiliated yourself then disappeared for several days to recover from the shame doesn't constitute a NOU. Sorry you had a brain aneurysm and fell on your face yet again, not minutes after slinking back.

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[Methais]

Projecting my humiliated everywhere then disappeared for several days to recover from the shame doesn't constitute a NOU. Sorry you had a brain aneurysm and fell on your face yet again, not minutes after slinking back.

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then disappeared for several days

Translation: "I don't understand how anyone can function without this thread being the center of their life like it is to me!!!!!"

You're only useful to me while I'm at work, and I've been off since Tuesday. But still got paid, because that's how PTO works. Maybe one day if you're ever off of welfare and start showering regularly, you might understand how work related things work that don't involve french fries or cart corrals.


My brief absence has clearly upset you greatly, as your tantrums have been in overdrive over the past few days.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f41d9486f5d01fb744c061bfaacf2c6c/tenor.gif?itemid=4624104

Fun fact: Ashliangry's reply, which should be in less than 5 minutes from now, will begin with "Translation: NOUNOUNOUNOUNOU!!!!!" and end with "Fun fact: NOUNOUNOUNOUNOU!!!!!"

[Ashliana]

Translation: "I don't understand how anyone can function without this thread being the center of their life like it is to me!!!!!"

Translation: "I don't understand how the Internet works, or what kind of time this thread demands of anyone."


You're only useful to me while I'm at work, and I've been off since Tuesday. But still got paid, because that's how PTO works. Maybe one day if you're ever off of welfare and start showering regularly, you might understand how work related things work that don't involve french fries or cart corrals.

Fantasies? Check.


My brief absence has clearly upset you greatly, as your tantrums have been in overdrive over the past few days.

Wishes? Check.


https://media1.tenor.com/images/f41d9486f5d01fb744c061bfaacf2c6c/tenor.gif?itemid=4624104

Fun fact: Ashliangry's reply, which should be in less than 5 minutes from now, will begin with "Translation: NOUNOUNOUNOUNOU!!!!!" and end with "Fun fact: NOUNOUNOUNOUNOU!!!!!"

Is this where you soothe your bruised feelings at having your inability to think pointed out by claiming something becomes a NOU simply because you wish it were so?

Best of luck with that.

https://media.giphy.com/media/UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh/giphy.gif

[Methais]

Translation: "I don't understand how the Internet works, or what kind of time this thread demands of anyone."



Fantasies? Check.



Wishes? Check.



Is this where you soothe your bruised feelings at having your inability to think pointed out by claiming something becomes a NOU simply because you wish it were so?

Best of luck with that.

https://media.giphy.com/media/UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh/giphy.gif

Yes, my hopes of you ever getting off welfare and working for a living are indeed fantasy, as we all know that will never happen.


https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/you_got_me_breaking_bad.gif


Is this where you soothe your bruised feelings at having your inability to think pointed out by claiming something becomes a NOU simply because you wish it were so?

2 out of 3 works for me...


Fun fact: Ashliangry's reply, which should be in less than 5 minutes from now, will begin with "Translation: NOUNOUNOUNOUNOU!!!!!" and end with "Fun fact: NOUNOUNOUNOUNOU!!!!!"


Translation: "I don't understand how the Internet works, or what kind of time this thread demands of anyone."


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Fun fact: Ashliangry's reply that will happen minutes from now will be a NO U version of this post, with his opener being a bunch of whining about this sentence right here, due to being angry about how correct it will be proven to be, as it makes Ashliangry very angry that I'm correct 100% of the time without question.

[Ashliana]

Yes, my hopes of you ever getting off welfare and working for a living are indeed fantasy, as we all know that will never happen.


https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/you_got_me_breaking_bad.gif

Your delusions will come true any second now if you just pray hard enough, Methais.


2 out of 3 works for me...

Yikes. As bad as TB.



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Fun fact: Ashliangry's reply that will happen minutes from now will be a NO U version of this post, with his opener being a bunch of whining about this sentence right here, due to being angry about how correct it will be proven to be, as it makes Ashliangry very angry that I'm correct 100% of the time without question.

You don't seem to be able to move past your inability to transform something into a NOU simple by virtue of making the claim. Much to your obvious dismay, your delusions still lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit them, no matter how Big Mad you get about it. :rofl:

Best of luck coming to terms with that.

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[Hightower]

You guys have serious issues...but nothing about 5 pages of two guys re-posting an image of a cartoon crab vomiting won't solve. Carry on!

~Taverkin

[Parkbandit]

You guys have serious issues...but nothing about 5 pages of two guys re-posting an image of a cartoon crab vomiting won't solve. Carry on!

~Taverkin

You clearly have missed the purpose of this thread, but thank you for your valuable contribution to it.

[Ashliana]

You clearly have missed the purpose of this thread, but thank you for your valuable contribution to it.

It is absolutely priceless how you react when people outside your bubble pay us a visit and see the months-long meltdown you've had because you were so emotionally devastated by Trump losing.

:rofl:

It's even funnier that considering that you're a 60 year old man.

[Parkbandit]

It is absolutely priceless how you react when people outside your bubble pay us a visit and see the months-long meltdown you've had because you were so emotionally devastated by Trump losing.

:rofl:

It's even funnier that considering that you're a 60 year old man.

Zero
Self
Awareness
At
All

[Ashliana]

Zero
Self
Awareness
At
All

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That's right, Parkbandit. Wish away the obvious reality that your months-long meltdown reflects on you. If your thoughts and prayers are loud enough, it might reorder the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

https://media.giphy.com/media/OvL3qHSMO6uaI/giphy.gif

That's right, Parkbandit. Wish away the obvious reality that your months-long meltdown reflects on you. If your thoughts and prayers are loud enough, it might reorder the universe to suit your delusions.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost.

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost. :)

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions. :)

Also:

https://i.imgur.com/kGloe3P.jpg

Best of luck coping. :)

[Parkbandit]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost. :)

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

[Ashliana]

Aww. Having a few problems, there, grandpa?

It's okay, TB. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost. :)

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions. :)

Also:

https://i.imgur.com/kGloe3P.jpg

Best of luck coping. :)

[Methais]

It is absolutely priceless how you react when people outside your bubble pay us a visit and see the months-long meltdown you've had because you were so emotionally devastated by Trump losing.

:rofl:

It's even funnier that considering that you're a 60 year old man.

Yeah PB, don't you know that you've been being put in your place this whole time?

That's why Ashlianus literally lives in this thread 24/7. He and his trusty F5 key are on nonstop PB patrol 24/7 to make sure that you stay trapped in this thread, even when you're not in the thread. Don't question that gap in the logic. Just trust me.

Ashlianus is solving real world problems.

Ashlianus is making a difference.

Ashlianus is a hero.






















































https://www.timeshighereducation.com/sites/default/files/woman-in-superhero-costume-jumps-into-harbour.jpg

[Ashliana]

Yeah PB, don't you know that you've been being put in your place this whole time?

That's why Ashlianus literally lives in this thread 24/7. He and his trusty F5 key are on nonstop PB patrol 24/7 to make sure that you stay trapped in this thread, even when you're not in the thread. Don't question that gap in the logic. Just trust me.

Ashlianus is solving real world problems.

Ashlianus is making a difference.

Ashlianus is a hero.






















































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Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works, and with wishing away the reality that TB's months-long meltdown reflects on him. :)

[Methais]

Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works, and with wishing away the reality that TB's months-long meltdown reflects on him. :)

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[Ashliana]

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It's okay, Methais. Parkbandit may have gone off the rails in epic fashion because Trump spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- like he did post-Obama's second victory -- but he survived then and he'll survive now. He just needs to hang in there a little longer. He's got a friend like you faithfully simping on him! :)

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[Neveragain]

Also:

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Best of luck coping. :)

Notice how there isn't a large crowd of unstable people shrieking at the top of their lungs, tearing down the flags, throwing projectiles or setting the truck on fire?

That's the difference between you and the fringe left verses conservatives.

[Ashliana]

Notice how there isn't a large crowd of unstable people shrieking at the top of their lungs, tearing down the flags, throwing projectiles or setting the truck on fire?

That's the difference between you and the fringe left verses conservatives.

As opposed to the large crowd of unstable people shrieking at the top of their lungs, tearing down barriers to the Capitol building, throwing projectiles and breaking things?

Reality is the difference between you and the fringe right versus progressives.

Best of luck coming to terms with reality.

[Neveragain]

As opposed to the large crowd of unstable people shrieking at the top of their lungs, tearing down barriers to the Capitol building, throwing projectiles and breaking things?

Reality is the difference between you and the fringe right versus progressives.

Best of luck coming to terms with reality.

Notice one is targeting the actual problem and not targeting private business's, peoples homes and people in general?

Remember the DC riots on Trumps inauguration, which again targeted private business's and individuals?

[Ashliana]

Notice one is targeting the actual problem and not targeting private business's, peoples homes and people in general?

Remember the DC riots on Trumps inauguration, which again targeted private business's and individuals?

Oh, so the right-wingers which you said didn't take (X) actions do in fact, take (X) actions, which you've rationalized because it's "the actual problem," despite no, overthrowing our legitimately-elected government and installing a con artist game show host would not, in fact, solve "the actual problem." You sure are a shitty American, though, but we already knew that, given your racism.

[Neveragain]

Oh, so the right-wingers which you said didn't take (X) actions do in fact, take (X) actions, which you've rationalized because it's "the actual problem," despite no, overthrowing our legitimately-elected government and installing a con artist game show host would not, in fact, solve "the actual problem." You sure are a shitty American, though, but we already knew that, given your racism.

I must assume that if the Federal government isn't the problem you must believe the private institution is. You believed that the years of rioting wouldn't be met with, what should have been easily predictable, a reaction.

Ashliana: Years of rioting and destruction of private property, OK.

Also Ashliana: But my Government!

Sounds familiar...........

[Ashliana]

I must assume that if the Federal government isn't the problem you must believe the private institution is. You believed that the years of rioting wouldn't be met with, what should have been easily predictable, a reaction.

"There were riots in (X) places! So naturally, there was an attempt by right-wingers to overthrow the government!" must be the single-most retarded "argument" you've ever shat out. Kudos.


Ashliana: Years of rioting and destruction of private property, OK.

Also Ashliana: But my Government!

Sounds familiar...........

Out of the both of us, you're the only one who's rationalized either set of actions. Because you're a shitty American, as you've demonstrated repeatedly. Best of luck with those fantasies, Alwaysracist.

[Parkbandit]

Yeah PB, don't you know that you've been being put in your place this whole time?

That's why Ashlianus literally lives in this thread 24/7. He and his trusty F5 key are on nonstop PB patrol 24/7 to make sure that you stay trapped in this thread, even when you're not in the thread. Don't question that gap in the logic.



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[Ashliana]

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That's right, Parkbandit. Retreat back to the bubble of comforting nonsense the guy who simps on you every day tells you. No matter what the passersby keep telling you when they comment on your 6-month long meltdown over Trump losing.

You just wish those bad fee-fees away. Your actions definitely don't reflect on you. Somehow.

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[Solkern]

That's right, Parkbandit. Retreat back to the bubble of comforting nonsense the guy who simps on you every day tells you. No matter what the passersby keep telling you when they comment on your 6-month long meltdown over Trump losing.

You just wish those bad fee-fees away. Your actions definitely don't reflect on you. Somehow.

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The funny part is, PB has over 53,000 post… fifty-three thousand post… and he is trying to say someone else lives on these forums and in this thread? He averages 8-9 post a day, while Ashliana averages about 1. He also spends time cycling rep to people, so he can leave more rep. That’s just pathetic.

To put it in perspective, if PB didn’t post again, it would take about 100 years to get his average post per day to around Ashliana’s.

[Neveragain]

I'm a communist.

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[Ashliana]

I was forced to respond nonsensically since Ashliana didn't buy into my straw man arguments. :(

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[Neveragain]

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You keep hallucinating that people are debating you in this thread. Notice how it moved from one thread to your padded cell, that should be your sign.

[Ashliana]

You keep hallucinating that people are debating you in this thread. Notice how it moved from one thread to your padded cell, that should be your sign.

Alas, mocking you for continuously tripping on your face shitting out half-baked nonsense doesn't constitute confusing something for debate. You can't form a coherent position, regardless of the thread, Alwaysracist, and forcing you to concede and abandon other threads is its own reward.

Best of luck coming to terms with reality, El Bootyblasto.

Oh, and: Saturday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Methais]

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[Methais]

Alas, mocking you for continuously tripping on your face shitting out half-baked nonsense doesn't constitute confusing something for debate. You can't form a coherent position, regardless of the thread, Alwaysracist, and forcing you to concede and abandon other threads is its own reward.

Best of luck coming to terms with reality, El Bootyblasto.

Oh, and: Saturday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

You really should work on your insults. "Alwaysracist" and "El Bootyblasto" are almost as cringe as that time you called me "Bethais" (lol) and then acted like you just shattered my world despite it being possibly the most fail attempt at an insult in the history of insults.

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Actually forget all that. Your extreme cringe is one of your biggest unintentional entertainment strengths and it really helps to showcase your ultra retardedness.

Please carry on. In fact, let's hear some more of your cringe right now.

And......go.

[Ashliana]

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You guys say the same nonsense, it gets dismantled the same way. Complaining about the canned response to your canned message requires remarkably little self-awareness. And we know about your eternal struggle with that, as we're about to see.


You really should work on your insults. "Alwaysracist" and "El Bootyblasto" are almost as cringe as that time you called me "Bethais" (lol) and then acted like you just shattered my world despite it being possibly the most fail attempt at an insult in the history of insults.

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Actually forget all that. Your extreme cringe is one of your biggest unintentional entertainment strengths and it really helps to showcase your ultra retardedness.

Please carry on. In fact, let's hear some more of your cringe right now.

And......go.

"You should really work on your insults!" shrieked the man holding the world record for least amount of self-awareness, who's come up with a handful of names that would embarrass a second grader, and used the word "cringe" three times in one post.

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Sorry you're still butthurt you humiliated yourself repeatedly with unforced errors, totally unprompted, due to your extreme retardedness. The "vast majority" of murders in Louisiana still don't happen in New Orleans , even though you got Big Mad insisting that they did.

:rofl:

[Methais]

You guys say the same nonsense, it gets dismantled the same way. Complaining about the canned response to your canned message requires remarkably little self-awareness. And we know about your eternal struggle with that, as we're about to see.



"You should really work on your insults!" shrieked the man holding the world record for least amount of self-awareness, who's come up with a handful of names that would embarrass a second grader, and used the word "cringe" three times in one post.

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Sorry you're still butthurt you humiliated yourself repeatedly with unforced errors, totally unprompted, due to your extreme retardedness. The "vast majority" of murders in Louisiana still don't happen in New Orleans , even though you got Big Mad insisting that they did.

:rofl:

Lack of denial of your chronic cringe has been noted despite your desperate attempts to deflect.

In before "NO I'm not deflecting, U are deflecting!"

[Ashliana]

Lack of denial of your chronic cringe has been noted despite your desperate attempts to deflect.

In before "NO I'm not deflecting, U are deflecting!"

You conceded, regardless of what you shat out about "deflecting." Thanks.

[Neveragain]

El Bootyblasto

It may be possible that Ashliana has taken up residents, in a box, behind a Mexican gay bar for free wifi access.

[Ashliana]

It may be possible that Ashliana has taken up residents, in a box, behind a Mexican gay bar for free wifi access.

Your made-up fantasies aside, first you confused free rein vs. free reign, and now residents versus residence? Who would've thought abject racism and comical ignorance go hand-in-hand?

:rofl:

[~Rocktar~]

Your made-up fantasies aside, first you confused free rein vs. free reign, and now residents versus residence? Who would've thought abject racism and comical ignorance go hand-in-hand?

:rofl:

If the only rebuttal you have is spelling and grammar then you have just proven what we all know, you are petty, childish and mentally incapable of forming a cogent and well reasoned rebuttal. I await your predictably droll textural diarrhea amounting to a wordy and ineloquent variation of "No U".

[Methais]

You conceded, regardless of what you shat out about "deflecting." Thanks.

"You conceded" is Ashlianus-speak for "I don't like what you just said but I can't think of shit to say about it so....I WIN!" and then deludes himself into legitimately believing it.


Your made-up fantasies aside, first you confused free rein vs. free reign, and now residents versus residence? Who would've thought abject racism and comical ignorance go hand-in-hand?

:rofl:

No, he probably meant residents. As in actual full sized people being stuffed up your gaping ass and calling it their home.

Either version is believable in your case, so it's a coin toss.

[Ashliana]

If the only rebuttal you have is spelling and grammar then you have just proven what we all know, you are petty, childish and mentally incapable of forming a cogent and well reasoned rebuttal. I await your predictably droll textural diarrhea amounting to a wordy and ineloquent variation of "No U".

Ah, yes, the "cogent and well-reasoned rebuttal" to .. his ad hominem non-argument?

Thank you for falling on your face with yet another unforced error, Rocktard.

:rofl:


"You conceded" is Ashlianus-speak for "I don't like what you just said but I can't think of shit to say about it so....I WIN!" and then deludes himself into legitimately believing it.

No, "you concede" is the natural consequence of you being unable to substantively respond and instead veering off wildly to a random tangent with made-up nonsense.

On the flip side, though, your statement: "'You conceded' is Ashlianus-speak for "I don't like what you just said but I can't think of shit to say about it so....I WIN!" and then deludes himself into legitimately believing it."

... was just Methais-speak for "I couldn't refute anything you said, but I sure hate that you said it."


No, he probably meant residents. As in actual full sized people being stuffed up your gaping ass.

Either version is believable in your case, so it's a coin toss.

Sure, buddy, and Trump definitely meant covfefe, which was secret lingo and not at all him Boomer-posting from the toilet without his reading glasses.

[~Rocktar~]

textural diarrhea

Annnndddddddd delivered right on time as predicted. I predict more will follow as you continue in your attempts to somehow appear relevant and declare yourself victorious.

[Methais]

Ah, yes, the "cogent and well-reasoned rebuttal" to .. his ad hominem non-argument?

Thank you for falling on your face with yet another unforced error, Rocktard.

:rofl:



No, "you concede" is the natural consequence of you being unable to substantively respond and instead veering off wildly to a random tangent with made-up nonsense.

On the flip side, though, your statement: "'You conceded' is Ashlianus-speak for "I don't like what you just said but I can't think of shit to say about it so....I WIN!" and then deludes himself into legitimately believing it."

... was just Methais-speak for "I couldn't refute anything you said, but I sure hate that you said it."



Sure, buddy, and Trump definitely meant covfefe, which was secret lingo and not at all him Boomer-posting from the toilet without his reading glasses.

In that case, let me rephrase...

You've conceded 1,028 times so far just in this thread.

I'm glad we were able to clear this up.


Honorable mention for going the extra mile with your lack of self awareness though:


and instead veering off wildly to a random tangent with made-up nonsense.


and Trump definitely meant covfefe, which was secret lingo and not at all him Boomer-posting from the toilet without his reading glasses.


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[Ashliana]

In that case, let me rephrase...

You've conceded 1,028 times so far just in this thread.

I'm glad we were able to clear this up.

Oh, you mean the numerous times you were put in your place, then forced to soothe your bruised fee-fees by resorting to wishing you hadn't fallen on your face away, as if your delusions will somehow change history? Much to your obvious dismay, Methais, you don't know how to argue. Like when you thought bullshitting about not being a conservative was going to end in anything but hilarious, abject failure? Or like when you spent two weeks defending your demonstrably false claim that "the majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans," followed by you having to move the goalposts repeatedly, then humiliating yourself with a second demonstrably incorrect argument -- totally unforced, unprompted, for no reason?

Glad we were able to clear this up.



Honorable mention for going the extra mile with your lack of self awareness though:

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Right, because your inability to read your native language somehow confers something on people who aren't you.

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[Parkbandit]

The funny part is, PB has over 53,000 post… fifty-three thousand post… and he is trying to say someone else lives on these forums and in this thread? He averages 8-9 post a day, while Ashliana averages about 1. He also spends time cycling rep to people, so he can leave more rep. That’s just pathetic.

Most of my work over the past 25 years is on the computer, so me being on the computer every week day isn't a big deal. 8-9 posts a day is nothing.. takes me maybe 10 minutes maybe? I won't even get into your math being wrong... because like everything else, you aren't good at it.

And you seem to be upset about rep... you going to be ok? Being worried about rep is just pathetic.


To put it in perspective, if PB didn’t post again, it would take about 100 years to get his average post per day to around Ashliana’s.

You are taking into account Ashliana's entire time her on these forums. You aren't removing the time when he left the forums all upset because he used an alt account to agree with himself. Or the time his candidate didn't win and he was so distraught and depressed, he quit this and GS. I'm not that sensitive, so I never left. Sorry. He has left and came back when he thought people didn't remember how retarded he is a number of times.

[Ashliana]

Saturday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
Most

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Most of my work over the past 25 years is on the computer, so me being on the computer every week day isn't a big deal. 8-9 posts a day is nothing.. takes me maybe 10 minutes maybe? I won't even get into your math being wrong... because like everything else, you aren't good at it.

YOU, of all people, are claiming someone else is bad at math?

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The funny part is, PB has over 53,000 post… fifty-three thousand post… and he is trying to say someone else lives on these forums and in this thread? He averages 8-9 post a day, while Ashliana averages about 1. He also spends time cycling rep to people, so he can leave more rep. That’s just pathetic.And you
seem to be upset about rep... you going to be ok? Being worried about rep is just pathetic.

Translation: "REEE! My actions can't REFLECT on me! By mocking me, you're somehow upset by it!"

Soothe those wounded fee-fees with comforting mental gymnastics, Tardbandit.


You are taking into account Ashliana's entire time her on these forums. You aren't removing the time when he left the forums all upset because he used an alt account to agree with himself.

Erm, no, I didn't leave the forum after that. You just get forced to resort to what you've deluded yourself is a get-out-of-fail free card every time you're humiliated by someone outside your bubble occasionally stopping by to let you know that your six-month long meltdown does indeed reflect on you.


Or the time his candidate didn't win and he was so distraught and depressed, he quit this and GS.

Much to your obvious dismay, your delusions continue to lack the power to warp history to suit your delusions.


I'm not that sensitive, so I never left. Sorry. He has left and came back when he thought people didn't remember how retarded he is a number of times.

You are incredibly sensitive, as you've repeatedly shown every time a passerby stops by to pop that bubble of yours -- and we're posting in the 200+ page meltdown thread you had after your emotional devastation at your candidate having lost. :rofl:

[Parkbandit]

Weknow.You'reconfused,asalways,becauseyouhavethere adingcomprehensionofasixyearold.Trumpabsolutely"colluded"withRussia.You'reokaywithitbecausehe'saRepublican, andyou'reashittyAmerican(whichweallknew).Herpointi ngthatatoutatsomepointdoesn'tmeanshespentfouryears repeatedlysayingit,orthathiscollusionnecessarilyeq uatedto"stealingtheelection,"asyouretardedlyposithere.YoumeantheRepublicanSpeci alCounsel,handpickedbyTrumpappointees,thatabsolute lyfoundnumerousinstancesoftheTrumpcampaign'scollus ion,whichyou1)couldn'tbebotheredtoread,2)aremisrep resentingthefindingsof?But,yeah,yourperformativeig norancetotallychangeshistory.Andwhichlieswouldthos ebe,Tardbandit?Juststopwithyourbullshit.

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[Parkbandit]

YOU,ofallpeople,areclaimingsomeoneelseisbadatmath? Translation:"REEE!Myactionscan'tREFLECTonme!Bymockingme,you'res omehowupsetbyit!"Soothethosewoundedfee-feeswithcomfortingmentalgymnastics,Tardbandit.Erm, no,Ididn'tleavetheforumafterthat.Youjustgetforcedt oresorttowhatyou'vedeludedyourselfisagetoutofjailf reecardeverytimeyou'rehumiliatedbysomeoneoutsideyo urbubbleoccasionallystoppingbytoletyouknowthatyour sixonthlongmeltdowndoesindeedreflectonyou.Muchtoyo urobviousdismay,yourdelusionscontinuetolackthepowe rtowarphistorytosuityourdelusions.Youareincredibly sensitive,asyou'verepeatedlyshowneverytimeapasserb ystopsbytopopthatbubbleofyoursandwe'repostinginthe 200+pagemeltdownthreadyouhadafteryouremotionaldeva stationatyourcandidatehavinglost.
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[Ashliana]

Aww. Having a few problems, there, grandpa?

It's okay, TB. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost. :)

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions. :)

Also:

https://i.imgur.com/kGloe3P.jpg

Best of luck coping. :)

[Parkbandit]

Aww.Havingafewproblems,there,grandpa?It'sokay,TB.I fyoupostjustafewmoretimesinthisthread,historywillb emagicallychangedintoonewhereyouaren'ta60yearoldma n..exposedashavingobsessivelystalkedothermenforove radecadeinordertoleaveasmanysociopathic,sexuallygr aphicmessagesfullofimpotentrageaspossible..thatyou sentbecauseyouwerehumiliatedathavinglostinpolitica ldiscussionsinaforumdedicatedtoanancientgameyouhav en'tevenplayedinyears..whereinyouhadaspectacular,m onthslongmeltdownbecauseyouweresoemotionallydistra ughtthatTrumplost.Justafewmorepostsandyourwishesan dfantasieswillsomehowdistorttheuniversetosuityourd elusions.Also:Bestofluckcoping.

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[Ashliana]

It's okay, Tardbandit.

If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost. :)

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions. :)

Also:

https://i.imgur.com/kGloe3P.jpg

Best of luck coping. :)

Oh, and: Sunday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Parkbandit]

Aww.Havingafewproblems,there,grandpa?It'sokay,TB.I fyoupostjustafewmoretimesinthisthread,historywillb emagicallychangedintoonewhereyouaren'ta60yearoldma n..exposedashavingobsessivelystalkedothermenforove radecadeinordertoleaveasmanysociopathic,sexuallygr aphicmessagesfullofimpotentrageaspossible..thatyou sentbecauseyouwerehumiliatedathavinglostinpolitica ldiscussionsinaforumdedicatedtoanancientgameyouhav en'tevenplayedinyears..whereinyouhadaspectacular,m onthslongmeltdownbecauseyouweresoemotionallydistra ughtthatTrumplost.Justafewmorepostsandyourwishesan dfantasieswillsomehowdistorttheuniversetosuityourd elusions.Also:Bestofluckcoping.
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[Ashliana]

Sunday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
Aww

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[Parkbandit]

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[Ashliana]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2196124#post2196124


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Yes, your months-long meltdown since you were so emotionally distraught after Trump's spectacular loss has been quite funny.

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[~Rocktar~]

In that case, let me rephrase...

You've conceded 1,028 times so far just in this thread.

I'm glad we were able to clear this up.


Honorable mention for going the extra mile with your lack of self awareness though:






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^^ This is correct.

[Ashliana]

^^ This is correct.

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^^ This is correct.

[~Rocktar~]

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^^ This is correct.

We all cry tears of laughter when you post your textural vomit. Keep trying to be relevant.

[Ashliana]

We all cry tears of laughter when you post your textural vomit. Keep trying to be relevant.

You are a self-parody of conservatives, the type of retarded InfoWars-reading conspiracy theorist that other conservatives insist is a liberal straw man.

It pleases me to no end that you're so upset that your half-baked nonsense was dismantled, Rocktard. Reality doesn't care about your fee-fees, no matter how angry you get about it. :)

[Parkbandit]

UPDATE JULY GOALS:

GOAL #1: 20% of all posts will be in this thread. We're currently sitting at 16.5%, so we will need some effort. This was a goal for 2021.. but we can do it in half the time!✓ (https://fsymbols.com/signs/tick/) 17.8% currently
GOAL #2: Maintain more than twice as many posts as anyone else. That's easy... he's super upset all the time.✓ (https://fsymbols.com/signs/tick/)
GOAL #3: Force Ashliana to post 28 out of 31 days.✓ (https://fsymbols.com/signs/tick/) 11 for 11 days
GOAL #4: Have 2 secret words for him to regurgitate back.✓ (https://fsymbols.com/signs/tick/)
GOAL #5: SECRET✓ (https://fsymbols.com/signs/tick/)

[Ashliana]

It's okay, Parkbandit. If you post just a few more times in this thread, history will be magically changed into one where you aren't a 60 year old man.. exposed as having obsessively stalked other men for over a decade in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible .. that you sent because you were humiliated at having lost in political discussions in a forum dedicated to an ancient game you haven't even played in years .. wherein you had a spectacular, months-long meltdown because you were so emotionally distraught that Trump lost. :)

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions. :)

Also:

https://i.imgur.com/kGloe3P.jpg

Best of luck coping. :)

[Parkbandit]

Just a few more posts and your wishes and fantasies will somehow distort the universe to suit your delusions. :)


Honestly, if you had any semblance of self respect or self awareness, you would stop using the term "fantasy" in any post you ever make. "Ashliana"...

[Ashliana]

Honestly, if you had any semblance of self respect or self awareness, you would stop using the term "fantasy" in any post you ever make. "Ashliana"...

If you had any semblance of self-respect or self-awareness, you'd realize that making an argument based on your wishes -- which you are -- is deserving of mockery, no matter how upset you get that you've made a bunch of claims you've never been able to substantiate.

Best of luck coming to terms with reality.

[~Rocktar~]

UPDATE JULY GOALS:

GOAL #1: 20% of all posts will be in this thread. We're currently sitting at 16.5%, so we will need some effort. This was a goal for 2021.. but we can do it in half the time!✓ (https://fsymbols.com/signs/tick/) 17.8% currently
GOAL #2: Maintain more than twice as many posts as anyone else. That's easy... he's super upset all the time.✓ (https://fsymbols.com/signs/tick/)
GOAL #3: Force Ashliana to post 28 out of 31 days.✓ (https://fsymbols.com/signs/tick/) 11 for 11 days
GOAL #4: Have 2 secret words for him to regurgitate back.✓ (https://fsymbols.com/signs/tick/)
GOAL #5: SECRET✓ (https://fsymbols.com/signs/tick/)

Just trying to do my part.

[Ashliana]

Just trying to do my part.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/940/347/125.jpg

.. Because you were hilariously butthurt that your profoundly retarded "positions" were dismantled.

:rofl:

[Parkbandit]

Just trying to do my part.

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[Parkbandit]

If you had any semblance of self-respect or self-awareness, you'd realize that making an argument based on your wishes -- which you are -- is deserving of mockery, no matter how upset you get that you've made a bunch of claims you've never been able to substantiate.

Best of luck coming to terms with reality.

Are there any other gay guys pretending to be girls on this forum?

No. Just you.

Like I said... stop using the word "fantasy" or anything like it.

NOT that I don't blame you. Imagine being you.

Yikes.

[Ashliana]

Are there any other gay guys pretending to be girls on this forum?

No. Just you.

* Citation required.


Like I said... stop using the word "fantasy" or anything like it.

NOT that I don't blame you. Imagine being you.

Yikes.

"You can't call my fantasy a fantasy! That's my fantasy!"

Super coherent position, and nobody's surprised it's the one that RC Tardbandit came up with.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

Best of luck with those fantasies.

[Parkbandit]

Best of luck with those fantasies.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2217319#post2217319

[Ashliana]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2217319#post2217319

Translation: "If I wish my fantasies were real hard enough, will they stop being fantasies?"

Alas, much to your obvious dismay, your delusions still lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit them. :)

Oh, and: Monday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[~Rocktar~]

Translation: "If I wish my fantasies were real hard enough, will they stop being fantasies?"

Alas, much to your obvious dismay, your delusions still lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit them. :)

Oh, and: Monday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

Post more.

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[Methais]

Oh, you mean the numerous times you were put in your place, then forced to soothe your bruised fee-fees by resorting to wishing you hadn't fallen on your face away, as if your delusions will somehow change history? Much to your obvious dismay, Methais, you don't know how to argue. Like when you thought bullshitting about not being a conservative was going to end in anything but hilarious, abject failure? Or like when you spent two weeks defending your demonstrably false claim that "the majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans," followed by you having to move the goalposts repeatedly, then humiliating yourself with a second demonstrably incorrect argument -- totally unforced, unprompted, for no reason?

Nope, just you conceding as originally stated.

Cool paragraph of incessant shrieking though. You followed your concession stand's menu quite accurately. :lol:


https://i.imgur.com/P6CotNp.png

[Methais]

Weknow.You'reconfused,asalways,becauseyouhavethere adingcomprehensionofasixyearold.Trumpabsolutely"co lluded"withRussia.You'reokaywithitbecausehe'saRepu blican,andyou'reashittyAmerican(whichweallknew).He rpointingthatatoutatsomepointdoesn'tmeanshespentfo uryearsrepeatedlysayingit,orthathiscollusionnecess arilyequatedto"stealingtheelection,"asyouretardedl yposithere.YoumeantheRepublicanSpecialCounsel,hand pickedbyTrumpappointees,thatabsolutelyfoundnumerou sinstancesoftheTrumpcampaign'scollusion,whichyou1) couldn'tbebotheredtoread,2)aremisrepresentingthefi ndingsof?But,yeah,yourperformativeignorancetotally changeshistory.Andwhichlieswouldthosebe,Tardbandit ?Juststopwithyourbullshit.

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This is remarkably accurate for how Ashlianus's posts actually come across.

That + this:

https://media.tenor.com/images/9d80c862378382445d2c72ee02dc016d/tenor.gif

In roughly 4 minutes from now, Ashlianus will reply to this and prove me correct. Which isn't anything new.

[Ashliana]

Post more.

Like I told you yesterday, if you need to be called a retarded, conservative neckbeard some more, I'm happy to oblige.


Nope, just you conceding as originally stated.

Cool paragraph of incessant shrieking though. You followed your concession stand's menu quite accurately.

https://i.imgur.com/P6CotNp.png

Translation: "If I desperately wish really hard that I hadn't fallen on my face with unforced errors, will my delusion change your complete dismantling of everything I've ever said into a concession? Here goes! Hhhnnnnnnnnnnnhhhh......!!"

https://i.gifer.com/3OBrJ.gif


This is remarkably accurate for how Ashlianus's posts actually come across.

That + this:

https://media.tenor.com/images/9d80c862378382445d2c72ee02dc016d/tenor.gif

In roughly 4 minutes from now, Ashlianus will reply to this and prove me correct. Which isn't anything new.

Ooh, swing and a miss. Hey, Methais. Are the vast majority of murders in Louisiana in New Orleans, yet? Or are you still retarded?

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[Parkbandit]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/219fd9d2c644d6c2ef7af906dc1a62ec/tumblr_o5bhs0uR4H1s2wio8o1_540.gif

A perfect representation of Ashliana in this thread... except "his" wish isn't to become a real boy.

[Ashliana]

Monday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/219fd9d2c644d6c2ef7af906dc1a62ec/tumblr_o5bhs0uR4H1s2wio8o1_540.gif

A perfect representation of Ashliana in this thread... except "his" wish isn't to become a real boy.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

Best of luck with those wishes, RCT.

[Methais]

Like I told you yesterday, if you need to be called a retarded, conservative neckbeard some more, I'm happy to oblige.



Translation: "If I desperately wish really hard that I hadn't fallen on my face with unforced errors, will my delusion change your complete dismantling of everything I've ever said into a concession? Here goes! Hhhnnnnnnnnnnnhhhh......!!"

https://i.gifer.com/3OBrJ.gif



Ooh, swing and a miss. Hey, Methais. Are the vast majority of murders in Louisiana in New Orleans, yet? Or are you still retarded?

https://media.giphy.com/media/M3a51DMeWvYUo/giphy.gif

Hey Ashlianus, remember this and how mad you still are about it?



Me: "Only the dumbest of the dumb believe anything you say, and one of them is about to post now."

Ashlianus: <REPLIES INSTANTLY THROWING A TANTRUM DESPITE ME NOT MENTIONING NAMES>

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Stop being so upset. Laugh with us laughing at you.

[Ashliana]

Hey Ashlianus, remember this and how mad you still are about it?




https://media3.giphy.com/media/JwNPAckJDiPsI/200.gif


Stop being so upset. Laugh with us laughing at you.

You mean the part where you're continuing to have a meltdown over your inability to move past your repeatedly, completely unforced errors -- that you spent weeks doubling down about, moving the goalposts, repeatedly lying about your original argument being "taken out of context" while crying about dRaWiNg wItH rEd cRaYoNs despite your second nonsensical position also being demonstrably incorrect?

Are the "vast majority" in murders in Louisiana in New Orleans yet? Or are you still retarded?




































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[Methais]

You mean the part where you're continuing to have a meltdown over your inability to move past your repeatedly, completely unforced errors -- that you spent weeks doubling down, moving the goalposts, repeatedly lying about your original argument being "taken out of context" while crying about dRaWiNg wItH rEd cRaYoNs despite your second nonsensical position also being demonstrably incorrect?

Are the "vast majority" in murders in Louisiana in New Orleans yet? Or are you still retarded?




































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Speaking of meltdowns, there's another one right there. ^

https://i.imgur.com/DUrko9Z.gif

[Ashliana]

Speaking of meltdowns, there's another one right there. ^

https://i.imgur.com/DUrko9Z.gif

Translation: "You can't mock me for my mistakes! That ISN'T FAIR, ASHLIANA! <MELTDOWN>"

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[Methais]

Translation: "You can't mock me for my mistakes! That ISN'T FAIR, ASHLIANA! <MELTDOWN>"

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I don't mock you for your mistakes.

I mock you for your parents' mistake.



Look on the bright side. You have enough self awareness to realize that when someone mentions "the dumbest of the dumb," you know to come running right away like a good boy.

Baby steps.

[Ashliana]

I don't mock you for your mistakes.

I mock you for your parents' mistake.

So, comforting your bruised fee-fees with soothing fantasies. Gotcha.


Look on the bright side. You have enough self awareness to realize that when someone mentions "the dumbest of the dumb," you know to come running right away like a good boy.

Baby steps.

That would be you comforting those same fee-fees above, and gnashing your teeth in frustration that your 2nd grade nonsense doesn't work. Best of luck coming to terms with reality. Speaking of reality -- are the vast majority of murders in Louisiana in New Orleans yet? Or are you still retarded?

https://media.giphy.com/media/sDOhzJBsFvjMY/giphy.gif

[Methais]

So, comforting your bruised fee-fees with soothing fantasies. Gotcha.



That would be you comforting those same fee-fees above, and gnashing your teeth in frustration that your 2nd grade nonsense doesn't work. Best of luck coming to terms with reality. Speaking of reality -- are the vast majority of murders in Louisiana in New Orleans yet? Or are you still retarded?

https://media.giphy.com/media/sDOhzJBsFvjMY/giphy.gif


Me: "Only the dumbest of the dumb would believe you. One of them is about to post now."

Ashlianus: <REPLIES WITH MUCH SHRIEKING>

Me: Laughs

Ashlianus' new argument: THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!


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[Ashliana]

Me: "Only the dumbest of the dumb would believe you. One of them is about to post now."

Ashlianus: <REPLIES WITH MUCH SHRIEKING>

Me: Laughs

Ashlianus' new argument: THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!


https://media.giphy.com/media/sDOhzJBsFvjMY/giphy.gif

Yikes. Highlighting your reading comprehension failure. Classic Methais.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

[Methais]

Yikes. Highlighting your reading comprehension failure. Classic Methais.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg



Me: "Only the dumbest of the dumb would believe you. One of them is about to post now."

Ashlianus: <REPLIES WITH MUCH SHRIEKING>

Me: Laughs.

Ashlianus' new argument: THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!

Me: Laughs at your new argument.

Ashlianus: THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also Ashlianus:

https://25.media.tumblr.com/25ef083afd7bf0bd7477070ee03179f3/tumblr_mi8berLwVy1qf4nxzo1_400.gif

[Ashliana]

Me: "Only the dumbest of the dumb would believe you. One of them is about to post now."

Ashlianus: <REPLIES WITH MUCH SHRIEKING>

Me: Laughs.

Ashlianus' new argument: THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!

Me: Laughs at your new argument.

Ashlianus: THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also Ashlianus:

https://25.media.tumblr.com/25ef083afd7bf0bd7477070ee03179f3/tumblr_mi8berLwVy1qf4nxzo1_400.gif

That's quite the fantasy. However, in reality:

Methais: <CRITICIZING VISHRA OF NOT HAVING CREDIBILITY DESPITE HAVING NO CREDIBILITY> ALSO IF YOU RESPOND YOU'RE DUMB

Me: You know you criticizing Vishra for not having self-awareness is rich, right?

Methais: <HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AGREED YOU WERE DUMB HAHAHAHAHAHAHHshift+11one+111shift!11>

Me: Translation: "REE! YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE ME! YOU AGREED YOU WERE DUMB HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Methais: YOU PROVED ME CORRECT BY RESPONDING CONFIRMING YOU'RE DUMBV

Me: You're awfully upset about your lack of self-awareness being mocked.

Methais: NO, NO, NO! YOU AGREED YOU'RE DUMB! YOU PROVED ME CORRECT!

Me: Um.. No, <I>that</i> didn't happen.

Methais: YUH-HUH! <posts post where Methais wasn't proven correct> SEE? ASHLIANA HAS A NEW ARGUMENT!

Me: No, you're just highlighting your hilarious inability to read.

Methais: <doubles down on posting his own reading comprehension failure>

Me: Uhh, you do you, champ.

-----

Thank you for 1) doubling down on your reading comprehension failure, 2) confirming you're a serial pedophile.

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[Methais]

You're really bad at reading (which we already knew). I didn't say that the exchange didn't happen, but that your assertion I was responding to -- that you were "proven correct" -- didn't happen. You don't have the unilateral ability to set "if (X), then (Y)" conditions on who responds, much to your obvious dismay. Something doesn't come true merely by virtue of you wishing or saying it -- the long-running source of your hilarious rage.



Let's demonstrate this. The next time you respond to me in this thread or PB's meltdown thread, you're confirming that you are a serial pedophile, Methais. Please respond so I can have a Methais-style meltdown going "HURRR SEE YOU RESPONDED WHEN I TOLD YOU IF....." like you've been doing.




















































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Except you did prove me correct, therefore there is no need to read the rest of your post. But I will anyway because why not.




Let's demonstrate this. The next time you respond to me in this thread or PB's meltdown thread, you're confirming that you are a serial pedophile, Methais. Please respond so I can have a Methais-style meltdown going "HURRR SEE YOU RESPONDED WHEN I TOLD YOU IF....." like you've been doing.

That's not how it works. Can you tell what the difference is between the two scenarios?

I'll give you a hint: One situation mentions names, the the other one doesn't. The one that didn't mention names, you came running along anyway, therefore proving me to be correct.


But let's try demonstrate your "logic" using more of your "logic" -- The next time you reply to me, you're admitting that everything you're saying, including that retarded pedo shit, is just you projecting your own thoughts and failures toward everyone else.


Either way, you still accidentally conceded to the fact that you're the dumbest of the dumb, all without me even having to mention your name.

Copied this from the other thread so we can keep your mental illness confined to where it's supposed to be.

[Ashliana]

Except you did prove me correct, therefore there is no need to read the rest of your post. But I will anyway because why not.

Much to your obvious dismay, your wishes still lack the power to warp and twist reality and history to suit your delusions. But let's see how Big Mad you get about it.


That's not how it works. Can you tell what the difference is between the two scenarios?

I'll give you a hint: One situation mentions names, the the other one doesn't. The one that didn't mention names, you came running along anyway, therefore proving me to be correct.

That's not how it works. Can you tell what the actual difference is? I'll give you a hint: There isn't any, and you've humiliated yourself again, with 1) second grade tactics, 2) doubling down on your reading comprehension failures, and 3) under your own logic, confirming you're a serial pedophile.


But let's try demonstrate your "logic" using more of your "logic" -- The next time you reply to me, you're admitting that everything you're saying, including that retarded pedo shit, is just you projecting your own thoughts and failures toward everyone else.

Either way, you still accidentally conceded to the fact that you're the dumbest of the dumb, all without me even having to mention your name.

It's still your logic, even if you mischaracterize it as mine. I get it, Methais. You humiliated yourself in one of the rare times you thought you could discuss something, and you're still reeling with hilarious butthurt.

Sorry you didn't have the self-awareness you needed to criticize Vishra with any credibility. Your ongoing tears about it sure are funny, though.


Copied this from the other thread so we can keep your mental illness confined to where it's supposed to be.

All that means is that you conceded in the other thread. :)

[Methais]

That's quite the fantasy. However, in reality:

Methais: <CRITICIZING VISHRA OF NOT HAVING CREDIBILITY DESPITE HAVING NO CREDIBILITY> ALSO IF YOU RESPOND YOU'RE DUMB

There you go again trying to move goal posts. I never said anything along the lines of "If you respond you're dumb."


Here it is again, word for word:


Except you did, but it's not as if anyone expects truth from you anyway, as you're a hugely notorious all around liar, both in a political and non-political sense, so your credibility is pretty non-existent except to only the dumbest of the dumb, one of which will most likely reply to this post in less than 5 minutes from now with some sort of incoherent shrieking.


9 minutes later, which was 4 minutes longer than my original estimate that mentioned no names...


Oh, look. More hysteria from Methais, none of which addressed anything that Vishra said beyond going "NUH UH!" It's almost like being forced to emotionally wish away reality is your signature move.

Speaking of credibility, though, how's that murder rate in New Orleans? Is it the "vast majority of Louisiana" yet? :rofl:



more post-goal-post-moving crying

:lol:

[Ashliana]

There you go again trying to move goal posts. I never said anything along the lines of "If you respond you're dumb."

That's called paraphrasing, not "moving the goalposts." Moving the goalposts is precisely what you did when you had to change your argument from

1) ""Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

That statement is 100% false, and you are 100% retarded for making it. You were (appropriately) humiliated when it was pointed out that you're full of shit, so you moved the goalposts to argument #2.

2) bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!

You then paraded around for about two weeks, all the while being laughed at for being forced the move the goalposts from your demonstrably incorrect position, proudly -- and retardedly -- defending your position, until I pointed out that it, too, was transparently false.

Then you were forced to move the goalposts again to argument #3.

3) New Orleans has 31.5% more murders than the #2 city, Baton Rouge.


Here it is again, word for word:

9 minutes later, which was 4 minutes longer than my original estimate that mentioned no names...

:lol:

Translation: Zero substance, think "not naming names" somehow changes the reality to make your nonsense make sense. Spoiler Alert: If it does, it also means you confirmed you're a serial pedophile.

Best of luck coming to terms with reality.














































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