A thread for Ashliana

[Parkbandit]

425

[Parkbandit]

426

[Ashliana]

427.

We can get to whatever number you need to get to in order for your mental gymnastics to allow you to pretend you left the thread with anything but surrender. :)

[Parkbandit]

427.

We can get to whatever number you need to get to in order for your mental gymnastics to allow you to pretend you left the thread with anything but surrender. :)

Awesome. I need 500 by 5/31/21.

[Parkbandit]

428

[Ashliana]

We can get to whatever number you need to get to in order for your mental gymnastics to allow you to pretend you left the thread with anything but surrender. :)

[Parkbandit]

We can get to whatever number you need to get to in order for your mental gymnastics to allow you to pretend you left the thread with anything but surrender. :)

Why would I leave the thread I created to force you to post in?

But the number is 500. I need that by 5/31/21.

Step it up.

429

[Ashliana]

Why would I leave the thread I created to force you to post in?

But the number is 500. I need that by 5/31/21.

Step it up.

429

As I said before, you're being forced to post in it, and there's only two ways this ends: your mental gymnastics about your inevitable surrender, or your inevitable death. You lost by making it. :)

[Methais]

Awesome. I need 500 by 5/31/21.

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[Parkbandit]

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Could you do this to anyone else on this forum and get the same results? I doubt it.

That is why he is the Retard Champion.

430. I need 70 posts from him in 19 days. I'm already shrinking the per day avg. I'll put forth the effort and get him to 450 today. That is 20 posts... but that puts me below 3 a day for the rest of the month.

I like my odds.

[Ashliana]

Could you do this to anyone else on this forum and get the same results? I doubt it.

(whispered) Yes. Someone named Tardbandit, who's been forced to post in this thread hundreds of times with no self-awareness.


That is why he is the Retard Champion.

(whispered) That would be one of the same reasons that Retard Championship diaper is firmly around your engorged, shit-spackled stomach.


430. I need 70 posts from him in 19 days. I'm already shrinking the per day avg. I'll put forth the effort and get him to 450 today. That is 20 posts... but that puts me below 3 a day for the rest of the month.

I like my odds.

You picked an arbitrary goal, which you plan to transparently use as a pretext for declaring victory, while in reality conceding and leaving the thread. All that's going to be happening is your surrender, having achieved none of your stated goals, but definitely proved:


Your spectacular butthurt and emotional devastation at Trump having lost
Your ongoing, decade-plus spanning obsession with me
You can't outdo me in either legitimate argument or shitposting.


Sorry about your fee-fees. :) But there, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

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[~Rocktar~]

Dance, dance, Leftist puppet!

[Parkbandit]

430

[Ashliana]

430

"Getting to a specific number will give me the mental gymnastics I need to bow out in surrender!"
-Parkbandit

[Methais]

(whispered) Yes. Someone named Tardbandit, who's been forced to post in this thread hundreds of times with no self-awareness.



(whispered) That would be one of the same reasons that Retard Championship diaper is firmly around your engorged, shit-spackled stomach.



You picked an arbitrary goal, which you plan to transparently use as a pretext for declaring victory, while in reality conceding and leaving the thread. All that's going to be happening is your surrender, having achieved none of your stated goals, but definitely proved:


Your spectacular butthurt and emotional devastation at Trump having lost
Your ongoing, decade-plus spanning obsession with me
You can't outdo me in either legitimate argument or shitposting.


Sorry about your fee-fees. :) But there, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

https://i.gifer.com/3aqY.gif

^ NO U instance #95824


Dance, dance, Leftist puppet!


Dance, dance, Racist puppet!

^ #95825


Try to be less cringe if you can’t at least try to be creative.

[~Rocktar~]

Dance, dance, Racist puppet!

See, it worked. And the only racist here is you. Keep at it, you have a worthy goal, you can do it, we have faith in you to meet your goal.

[Ashliana]

^ NO U instance #95824

"If I insist up is down and the sky is purple, somehow my statements will have the power to warp and twist reality to suit my delusions!"

Sadly, no, you still lack that power.


^ #95825

Try to be less cringe if you can’t at least try to be creative.

Well, we know about your .. erm.. problem .. with the format of someone's response being used against them, so that's no surprise. But speaking of creativity, you might want to try another approach with Parkbandit. Your simping doesn't seem to be paying dividends.


See, it worked. And the only racist here is you. Keep at it, you have a worthy goal, you can do it, we have faith in you to meet your goal.

I'm sorry, the "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense stopped working in second grade. Which is -- not coincidentally -- where your education seems to have stopped. Best of luck dealing with the racism, though.

[Methais]

Pure cringe

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[Ashliana]

Hang in there, Methais. Your statements will somehow become able to transform reality to suit your delusions any minute now, if you just wish hard enough.

[Parkbandit]

431

[Ashliana]

:rofl: You're not even keeping the correct count. Classic Tardbandit.

[Bhaalizmo]

:rofl: You're not even keeping the correct count. Classic Tardbandit.

Numbers are real hard mmk. It's been getting tricky for him to keep up ever since he got past 20 and ran out of digits.

[Parkbandit]

432

[Parkbandit]

433

[Parkbandit]

434

[Ashliana]

Are you having a stroke? Do we need to call someone for you? o.O

[Parkbandit]

Are you having a stroke? Do we need to call someone for you? o.O

Back to 433 I guess. You deleting your posts won't work. I'll get you to 500.

Hey Methais.... I did tell you this would be his next "trick"..

He's a fucking sock puppet.

[Ashliana]

Back to 433 I guess. You deleting your posts won't work. I'll get you to 500.

:rofl: I already deleted a fair number of them earlier in the thread, and you didn't notice. Since you pulled your starting number out of fat air.

But we know you're only after the mental gymnastics you need to "free" you from this thread once you reach "500." Which won't be happening, since, as I said, we'll actually be going until your ignominious surrender, or your imminent heart attack.

[Parkbandit]

:rofl: I already deleted a fair number of them earlier in the thread, and you didn't notice. Since you pulled your starting number out of fat air.

But we know you're only after the mental gymnastics you need to "free" you from this thread once you reach "500." Which won't be happening, since, as I said, we'll actually be going until your ignominious surrender, or your imminent heart attack.

I didn't? Weird. I sent Methais an actual private message today regarding your deleting your posts this morning at 11am.

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[Ashliana]

I didn't? Weird. I sent Methais an actual private message today regarding your deleting your posts this morning at 11am.

Exciting! Let's see a screenshot to back up that claim. So why didn't you reduce the count accordingly?


434

Still wrong. :)

[Parkbandit]

Exciting! Let's see a screenshot to back up that claim. So why didn't you reduce the count accordingly?

It was funny just watching you and telling Methais about it.


Still wrong. :)

434

[Ashliana]

Let's see a screenshot to back up that claim.It was funny just watching you and telling Methais about it.

So, in other words, no, couldn't back up that claim? Okay.


434

# of times left until Parkbandit (incorrectly) thinks his mental gymnastics will release him from his prison: 65

[Parkbandit]

So, in other words, no, couldn't back up that claim? Okay.

Unlike you, I don't need to lie about everything. My word should be good enough.

434

[Ashliana]

Unlike you, I don't need to lie about everything. My word should be good enough.

What a flowery way of phrasing your concession that you couldn't back up the charge you made.


434

Hmm.. You don't seem to be making much progress.

[Parkbandit]

What a flowery way of phrasing your concession that you couldn't back up the charge you made.

There is a difference. I am not at liberty to disclose a private message to someone without their permission. If Methais chooses to give said permission and I choose to give you a copy of the private message, then I will accept your concession and defeat.


Hmm.. You don't seem to be making much progress.

Watching you do exactly what I told Methais you would do is very gratifying. I mean, this isn't the first time you've tried to go back and revise your history of posting really retarded things. You scrubbed your other "personality" Kierphe into 0 posts in an effort to get people to forget you literally created a new login to agree with yourself.

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[Ashliana]

There is a difference. I am not at liberty to disclose a private message to someone without their permission. If Methais chooses to give said permission and I choose to give you a copy of the private message, then I will accept your concession and defeat.

If you're the one who sent it, it's your message to disclose. :) Your mental gymnastics are amusing, but pointless either way.


Watching you do exactly what I told Methais you would do is very gratifying. I mean, this isn't the first time you've tried to go back and revise your history of posting really retarded things. You scrubbed your other "personality" Kierphe into 0 posts in an effort to get people to forget you literally created a new login to agree with yourself.

Nope. Those posts were up for years until you began another obsessive bout -- like this thread you created -- but the mea culpa posts of me admitting to them are completely unchanged, and you can't cite a single example of any denial I've ever given. Your fantasies don't change reality, no matter how hard you wish they did.


434

It still doesn't appear to be going up. How curious.

[Parkbandit]

If you're the one who sent it, it's your message to disclose. :) Your mental gymnastics are amusing, but pointless either way.

I'll await word from Methais on whether or not I should disclose it. I, unlike you, understand what a PRIVATE message is.


Nope. Those posts were up for years until you began another obsessive bout -- like this thread you created -- but the mea culpa posts of me admitting to them are completely unchanged, and you can't cite a single example of any denial I've ever given. Your fantasies don't change reality, no matter how hard you wish they did.

Whatever makes the tears stop...


It still doesn't appear to be going up. How curious.

I told Methais you would do this. Your stupidity is only eclipsed by the ease of manipulating you.

You're exactly like a sock puppet... only dumber.

432.

[Ashliana]

I'll await word from Methais on whether or not I should disclose it. I, unlike you, understand what a PRIVATE message is.

Seemingly not, since you weren't up to the task of responding to what I said.


Whatever makes the tears stop...

Are you referring to your tears about supposedly deleted posts, or your demonstrably false statements?


I told Methais you would do this. Your stupidity is only eclipsed by the ease of manipulating you.

You're exactly like a sock puppet... only dumber.

Trying to characterize the fact that your hilariously retarded plan -- to justify your surrender from the thread --- being easily thwarted because you were 1) stupid enough to predicate it on an easily disrupted metric, and 2) retarded enough to broadcast as "manipulation" -- is pure gold. Mental gymnastics upon mental gymnastics.


432.

Oh, dear. You seem to be losing ground, not making any progress towards your goal. What will you do now?

[Parkbandit]

I fail at quoting
I'll await word from Methais on whether or not I should disclose it. I, unlike you, understand what a PRIVATE message is.

Seemingly not, since you weren't up to the task of responding to what I said.

Good job quoting, retard.


Are you referring to your tears about supposedly deleted posts, or your demonstrably false statements?

I'm talking about your "reasoning" about erasing the Kierphe Debacle of 2010. It's right down there with your "reasoning" of creating the login of Kierphe.....


Trying to characterize the fact that your hilariously retarded plan -- to justify your surrender from the thread --- being easily thwarted because you were 1) stupid enough to predicate it on an easily disrupted metric, and 2) retarded enough to broadcast as "manipulation" -- is pure gold. Mental gymnastics upon mental gymnastics.

I knew this thread would give me months and months of sheer entertainment. I had no idea it would be this much of a success.


Oh, dear. You seem to be losing ground, not making any progress towards your goal. What will you do now?

The forum wins. For every post you make, you now delete 1.

That's a huge win for everyone... except you.

431.

[Ashliana]

Good job quoting, retard.

You must be super excited to have seen a mistake, since 1) you still weren't able to respond to what I said, conceding, and 2) you've got to take your few and far between "victories" where you can get them. :)


I'm talking about your "reasoning" about erasing the Kierphe Debacle of 2010. It's right down there with your "reasoning" of creating the login of Kierphe.....

They're "down there" in that you have demonstrably poor reading comprehension regarding any statement I've made about them? Gotcha.


I knew this thread would give me months and months of sheer entertainment. I had no idea it would be this much of a success.

Looks like yet another concession since you weren't able to respond to anything that I said. And if having 1) your mental illness, 2) continued obsession with me, and 3) inability to argue, broadcast to the forum is your idea of entertainment -- then we'll be entertaining the forum for quite some time. At least until your arteries inevitably give out, which won't be long, since you're 60 years old and a fat slob.


The forum wins. For every post you make, you now delete 1.

That's a huge win for everyone... except you.

You really didn't think this one through. Are we being entertained by the thread -- or are we winning because the thread gets smaller? Either way, since nobody's reading through a 100-page thread, your hilariously poor reasoning and mental gymnastics have no meaning either way.


431.

Oh, dear. It's like a countdown now.

[Parkbandit]

You must be super excited to have seen a mistake, since 1) you still weren't able to respond to what I said, conceding, and 2) you've got to take your few and far between "victories" where you can get them. :)

They're "down there" in that you have demonstrably poor reading comprehension regarding any statement I've made about them? Gotcha.

Looks like yet another concession since you weren't able to respond to anything that I said. And if having 1) your mental illness, 2) continued obsession with me, and 3) inability to argue, broadcast to the forum is your idea of entertainment -- then we'll be entertaining the forum for quite some time. At least until your arteries inevitably give out, which won't be long, since you're 60 years old and a fat slob.

You really didn't think this one through. Are we being entertained by the thread -- or are we winning because the thread gets smaller? Either way, since nobody's reading through a 100-page thread, your hilariously poor reasoning and mental gymnastics have no meaning either way.

Any forum where you are posting less is a positive.


Oh, dear. It's like a countdown now.

430

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[~Rocktar~]

"If I insist up is down and the sky is purple, somehow my statements will have the power to warp and twist reality to suit my delusions!"

Sadly, no, you still lack that power.



Well, we know about your .. erm.. problem .. with the format of someone's response being used against them, so that's no surprise. But speaking of creativity, you might want to try another approach with Parkbandit. Your simping doesn't seem to be paying dividends.



I'm sorry, the "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense stopped working in second grade. Which is -- not coincidentally -- where your education seems to have stopped. Best of luck dealing with the racism, though.

Keep dancing bitch.

[Ashliana]

Any forum where you are posting less is a positive.

Then you've accomplished the exact opposite of your stated intent with this thread, a spectacular self-own and ongoing monument to your butthurt and emotional devastation that Trump lost, and your obsession with me. :)


430

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Best of luck dealing with your issues!


Keep dancing bitch.

Aww. Is someone upset because he's a racist who deluded himself with the notion that he argues "the facts" except is forced to flee any given exchange because you can't do just that? :)

Stay mad, Rocktard.

[~Rocktar~]

431

[Ashliana]

431

:rofl: Nope. Maybe you should've read what Tardbandit had actually been saying.

[~Rocktar~]

:rofl: Nope. Maybe you should've read what Tardbandit had actually been saying.

432

[~Rocktar~]

433

[~Rocktar~]

Doing my part, 434

Erasing your posts doesn't change the count. Keep dancing.

[Ashliana]

Doing my part, 434

Erasing your posts doesn't change the count. Keep dancing.

You should actually read what Parkbandit writes if you think you're "doing your part." And your count was wrong from the beginning.

But, uhh, you definitely managed to do something about you being an unapologetic racist, though, right? Because that's going to change as a result of this thread.

[Parkbandit]

We're actually at 451 posts in this thread.

I'm almost there people!

[~Rocktar~]

We're actually at 451 posts in this thread.

I'm almost there people!

This is kinda fun, glad I could do my part to help.

[Ashliana]

We're actually at 451 posts in this thread.

I'm almost there people!

:rofl: Aww. Someone was forced to change how they're accounting! Realized you weren't going to make it?


This is kinda fun, glad I could do my part to help.

It's okay, Rocktar. Posting numbers sure erased your history of unapologetic racism -- somehow. :)

[Gelston]

Elon Musk is the richest African-American ever.

[~Rocktar~]

It's okay, Ashliana. Posting lies about others over and over doesn't somehow make it true. :)

452

Keep dancing.

[Ashliana]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/940/347/125.jpg

:rofl: Keep being devastated Trump lost.

[Parkbandit]

453

[Methais]

There is a difference. I am not at liberty to disclose a private message to someone without their permission. If Methais chooses to give said permission and I choose to give you a copy of the private message, then I will accept your concession and defeat.

It's more entertaining to watch Ashliana squirm and keep being in denial though, knowing that he's lying through his yellow and brown teeth. :lol:


Elon Musk is the richest African-American ever.

This is correct.

[Ashliana]

453

You must be super excited! Your mental gymnastics about how you're surrendering will soon bear fruit!


It's more entertaining to watch Ashliana squirm and keep being in denial though, knowing that he's lying through his yellow and brown teeth. :lol:

https://media.giphy.com/media/OvL3qHSMO6uaI/giphy.gif

... You really, really didn't think that one through. Not like you think anything through, but by all means, let's hear who's "lying" about what.


This is correct.

Sure. Except for the incorrect aspect, which is all of it. That pesky little detail. :)

[Gelston]

Sure. Except for the incorrect aspect, which is all of it. That pesky little detail. :)

Elon Musk is a citizen of South Africa. He is also a citizen of the United States. He is an African-American. He is the richest one.

Elon Musk is the richest African-American ever.

[Ashliana]

Elon Musk is a citizen of South Africa. He is also a citizen of the United States. He is an African-American. He is the richest one.

Elon Musk is the richest African-American ever.

Except that isn't how people in the United States, including the government, use the term African-American. They'd typically describe him as South African-American. Do you have any statements of Musk describing himself as such?

[Methais]

You must be super excited! Your mental gymnastics about how you're surrendering will soon bear fruit!



https://media.giphy.com/media/OvL3qHSMO6uaI/giphy.gif

... You really, really didn't think that one through. Not like you think anything through, but by all means, let's hear who's "lying" about what.



Sure. Except for the incorrect aspect, which is all of it. That pesky little detail. :)

Based on your crybaby posts that I've skimmed over, you appear to be in denial that you're deleting posts because you're desperate to keep your post count in this thread under 500 ever since PB mentioned it. Because this is serious business to you and you legitimately believe that you're on some "mission" to "put people in their place," Not that anyone is surprised at that fact though. But it's pretty god damn funny. Would you like me to mail you a cape so you can wear that while you're melting down on here during your missions?

Thanks for the big 83MB pic of Mars too in your useless grey rep. I'm sure it took your old 486 all day to upload. Fortunately I'm on a badass rig and on a gig connection that loaded it up right away, so grats on failing whatever you thought you were accomplishing again.

Protip: Just because you're still using a 486 doesn't mean everyone else is.

But it is a fine quality pic regardless, and I shall look at it some more. Grats on accidentally doing something right for once.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/016vallesmarineris.jpg

Loser. :lol:


Elon Musk is a citizen of South Africa. He is also a citizen of the United States. He is an African-American. He is the richest one.

Elon Musk is the richest African-American ever.

This upsets Ashliana very much. If he wasn't already in a chronic state of meltdown 24/7, I would say that he'd have a meltdown over this, but then that would be redundant.

[Ashliana]

Based on your crybaby posts that I've skimmed over, you appear to be in denial that you're deleting posts because you're desperate to keep your post count in this thread under 500 ever since PB mentioned it. Because this is serious business to you and you legitimately believe that you're on some "mission" to "put people in their place," Not that anyone is surprised at that fact though. But it's pretty god damn funny. Would you like me to mail you a cape so you can wear that while you're melting down on here during your missions?

Your reply here is far more serious than anything I've written on the subject. :) It's pretty funny that you're desperate to characterize shitposting as "desperate" except, again, it was Parkbandit's stupidity in 1) coming up with a retarded plan with such an easily foiled metric, 2) announcing it. In reality, his count is a pretext to his inevitable surrender in the thread -- I'm sure he's looking forward to his final concession that will release him from a prison of his own making.


Thanks for the big 83MB pic of Mars too in your useless grey rep. I'm sure it took your old 486 all day to upload. Fortunately I'm on a badass rig and on a gig connection that loaded it up right away, so grats on failing whatever you thought you were accomplishing again.

Protip: Just because you're still using a 486 doesn't mean everyone else is.

But it is a fine quality pic regardless, and I shall look at it some more. Grats on accidentally doing something right for once.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/016vallesmarineris.jpg

Loser. :lol:

I'm glad you enjoyed it. And, uhh, I didn't "upload" anything.. Do you not understand how hyperlinks work? Do you need me to call someone to get you help?


This upsets Ashliana very much. If he wasn't already in a chronic state of meltdown 24/7, I would say that he'd have a meltdown over this, but then that would be redundant.

I delight in educating ignorant conservatives, who tend to be the only upset ones, so... Best of luck with that?

[Gelston]

Except that isn't how people in the United States, including the government, use the term African-American. They'd typically describe him as South African-American. Do you have any statements of Musk describing himself as such?

What continent is South Africa on?

[Ashliana]

What continent is South Africa on?

Intellectual dishonesty on your part doesn't constitute a reasoned position. Do Americans originally from Europe call themselves European Americans? Or Greek Americans, Italian Americans, etc? Either way, the term "African American," as it came to be in use, refers "person(s) having origins in any of the Black racial groups of Africa."

Whoopsie.

[Gelston]

Intellectual dishonesty on your part doesn't constitute a reasoned position. Do Americans originally from Europe call themselves European Americans? Or Greek Americans, Italian Americans, etc?

Yes, some do call themselves European-Americans, or Euro-Americans.

[Parkbandit]

It's more entertaining to watch Ashliana squirm and keep being in denial though, knowing that he's lying through his yellow and brown teeth. :lol:

This is correct.

Well.. I tried Ashliana. I guess you will just have to accept my word.

Also: 457

[Ashliana]

Yes, some do call themselves European-Americans, or Euro-Americans.

Right, because that's definitely a term you've ever heard before, compared to African-American, and you aren't bullshitting. But bad faith is all the right wing's been left with, so there you are.

Do you have any statements of Musk describing himself "African American"? I'm waiting.

[Gelston]

Right, because that's definitely a term you've ever heard before, compared to African-American, and you aren't bullshitting. But bad faith is all the right wing's been left with, so there you are.

Just because you haven't, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Americans

http://www.eaachicago.org/

https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/agricultural-and-biological-sciences/european-americans

[Shaps]

So it's confirmed black Americans should be called.... get ready for it.... Americans.

This point will be lost on the insane.

[Parkbandit]

Your reply here is far more serious than anything I've written on the subject. :) It's pretty funny that you're desperate to characterize shitposting as "desperate" except, again, it was Parkbandit's stupidity in 1) coming up with a retarded plan with such an easily foiled metric, 2) announcing it. In reality, his count is a pretext to his inevitable surrender in the thread -- I'm sure he's looking forward to his final concession that will release him from a prison of his own making.


If I didn't come up with the metric and announcing it.. how would I manipulate you into deleting your own posts?

Keeping this to myself would be completely counter to my objective here.

Silly.

[Gelston]

So it's confirmed black Americans should be called.... get ready for it.... Americans.

This point will be lost on the insane.

Elon Musk is actually an African Canadian American. He has triple citizenship. He is the richest African Canadian American of all time.

[Shaps]

Elon Musk is actually an African Canadian American. He has triple citizenship. He is the richest African Canadian American of all time.

Oh I know, it's just fun watching the hemming and hawing of the insane.

Elon is literally an African-American - through citizenship. Do we really count Canada though? I mean, it's Canada.. pshh..

I'd just be happy calling Americans, I don't know... Americans. Peoples heritage and family lineage is a wonderful thing and should be celebrated and accepted - but it shouldn't separate us - I just see us as all... American.

Maybe I'm to idealistic. I don't know.

[Ashliana]

Just because you haven't, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Americans

http://www.eaachicago.org/

https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/agricultural-and-biological-sciences/european-americans

So you didn't address what I said, and those links still don't support your notion of referring to people who aren't black as "African-American," and notably, you pretended I didn't ask you to provide a claim of Musk identifying as African-American.

Anything else in the ol' bag of intellectually dishonest tricks?


So it's confirmed black Americans should be called.... get ready for it.... Americans.

This point will be lost on the insane.

You sure seem frustrated that you don't get to police other people's identities, or the lenses through which they view them. Isn't it funny how you've only voiced views on this topic with regard to racial identity, and not, say, political identity?


If I didn't come up with the metric and announcing it.. how would I manipulate you into deleting your own posts?

Keeping this to myself would be completely counter to my objective here.

Silly.

But wait, aren't my posts here entertaining -- so any deletion would contradict the goals of your earlier stated assertions. Were you wrong then, or wrong now?

It's almost like you don't think anything through, and pointing out your comically poor reasoning is child's play. :rofl:

[Gelston]

So you didn't address what I said, and those links still don't support your notion of referring to people who aren't black as "African-American," and notably, you pretended I didn't ask you to provide a claim of Musk identifying as African-American.

Anything else in the ol' bag of intellectually dishonest tricks?

What dishonest trick? Elon Musk was born in Africa to an African father. His mother was Canadian. He later got citizenship in the US. He is an African Canadian American.

[Ashliana]

What dishonest trick? Elon Musk was born in Africa to an African father. His mother was Canadian. He later got citizenship in the US. He is an African Canadian American.

Well? Can you provide any examples of Musk identifying as an African-American? That's the specific claim you kept making.

[Gelston]

Well? Can you provide any examples of Musk identifying as an African-American? That's the specific claim you kept making.

I don't play with identification politics. I play with facts. He was born to an African father, a Canadian mother, and became a US Citizen. He is an African Canadian American.

[Ashliana]

I don't play with identification politics.

Except that's exactly what you're doing. You were asked three times, and each time failed to provide any examples of Musk identifying as African-American, so there we are. Better luck next time, though, and figuring out that intellectual dishonesty doesn't constitute an argument.

[Gelston]

Except that's exactly what you're doing. You were asked three times, and each time failed to provide any examples of Musk identifying as African-American, so there we are. Better luck next time, though, and figuring out that intellectual dishonesty doesn't constitute an argument.

Nope. It is a fact that he was born in Africa to an African father. It is a fact his mother was Canadian. It is a fact that he later got citizenship in the US. It is a fact that he is an African Canadian American, and the richest one ever.

[Ashliana]

Non-sequitur that doesn't address what Ashliana said.

So.. that's a concession, you realize, right?

[BriarFox]

Musk is South African. Utterly different than being African-American.

[Gelston]

So.. that's a concession, you realize, right?

Nope. He is an African Canadian American. And the richest one ever.

[Gelston]

Musk is South African. Utterly different than being African-American.

What is someone that is from Egypt that lives in America called?

[Parkbandit]

But wait, aren't my posts here entertaining -- so any deletion would contradict the goals of your earlier stated assertions. Were you wrong then, or wrong now?

It's almost like you don't think anything through, and pointing out your comically poor reasoning is child's play. :rofl:

Your actual posts are neither entertaining or useful. Watching you be manipulated is where I personally get my entertainment from. You deleting your posts do nothing for how many posts you've actually made in this thread.

That number is actually 462... a mere 38 from my goal.

[Ashliana]

What is someone that is from Egypt that lives in America called?

An Egyptian-American. Similarly, Musk would be a South African-American, or some combination of Canadian/SA-American.

English has no authority or regulating body. Dictionaries, for example, are descriptive, rather than prescriptive. They describe the meaning of words as they're commonly used, since the point of language is to convey meaning.

You can say whatever you want. The reality, though, is that by referring to a white person as African-American, the average person will -- rightly -- look at you like you're from Mars, since you're using a word to convey something contrary to its commonly understood meaning, driven by intellectual dishonesty.


Your actual posts are neither entertaining or useful. Watching you be manipulated is where I personally get my entertainment from.

Oh, so you were wrong previously. Thanks for admitting that -- it's so rare you have the self-awareness to admit when you were incorrect.


You deleting your posts do nothing for how many posts you've actually made in this thread.

Translation: You were forced to abandon the method you were using in favor of another jury-rigged metric.


That number is actually 462... a mere 38 from my goal.

Marvelous. And what do you imagine happens then? :rofl:

[Shaps]

Stop hating on African-Americans:

Like most ideologues they leave out parts that blow their "ideals" up:

https://www.census.gov/topics/popula...%20of%20Africa.

"The racial categories included in the census questionnaire generally reflect a social definition of race recognized in this country and not an attempt to define race biologically, anthropologically, or genetically. In addition, it is recognized that the categories of the race item include racial and national origin or sociocultural groups."

Stop being racist.

That's from my earlier post on this topic.

So yes - for you fuckers that only read part of the documentation - I highlighted and underlined it for you.

[Ashliana]

Stop hating on African-Americans:

Like most ideologues they leave out parts that blow their "ideals" up:

https://www.census.gov/topics/popula...%20of%20Africa.

"The racial categories included in the census questionnaire generally reflect a social definition of race recognized in this country and not an attempt to define race biologically, anthropologically, or genetically. In addition, it is recognized that the categories of the race item include racial and national origin or sociocultural groups."

Stop being racist.

That's from my earlier post on this topic.

So yes - for you fuckers that only read part of the documentation - I highlighted and underlined it for you.

Since you proved unable to read the reply the last time, here it is again:

Your own quote includes the part about the government using the term as socially defined, or in other words, descriptive versus prescriptive, which again, reflects common usage in America. Which pertains to Black Americans. Thanks for 1) doubling down on the racism (which is of surprise to no one), 2) demonstrating that you couldn't establish how criticism of Musk would be racist even if he were African-American.

In other words..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w

[Gelston]

An Egyptian-American. Similarly, Musk would be a South African-American, or some combination of Canadian/SA-American.

English has no authority or regulating body. Dictionaries, for example, are descriptive, rather than prescriptive. They describe the meaning of words as they're commonly used, since the point of language is to convey meaning.

You can say whatever you want. The reality, though, is that by referring to a white person as African-American, the average person will -- rightly -- look at you like you're from Mars, since you're using a word to convey something contrary to its commonly understood meaning, driven by intellectual dishonesty.




So, according to you, Egyptians can't be african Americans because they aren't black skinned. You sound pretty racist.

[Ashliana]

So, according to you, Egyptians can't be african Americans because they aren't black skinned. You sound pretty racist.

Putting aside the fact that you were just forced to invent a position which I didn't state, there's at least a decent argument for calling someone from Egypt an "African American," but it mostly depends on how they self-identify, which is why I asked you if you had any examples of Musk self-identifying as African American.

I believe you left that question unanswered. Why would that be?

[Parkbandit]

465

[Ashliana]

465

It's always great when you try to start arguing something, have your position utterly dismantled, then are unceremoniously forced to drop it. That's what this thread is perfect for. :)

Oh, and 466. Let's keep it going. Stop being lazy.

[Gelston]

Putting aside the fact that you were just forced to invent a position which I didn't state, there's at least a decent argument for calling someone from Egypt an "African American," but it mostly depends on how they self-identify, which is why I asked you if you had any examples of Musk self-identifying as African American.

I believe you left that question unanswered. Why would that be?

Sorry, I don’t talk to racists.

[Ashliana]

I was forced to make a straw man argument, and couldn't address anything the other person said.

https://i.gifer.com/3OAWR.gif

Better luck next time.

[Methais]

So you didn't address what I said, and those links still don't support your notion of referring to people who aren't black as "African-American," and notably, you pretended I didn't ask you to provide a claim of Musk identifying as African-American.

Anything else in the ol' bag of intellectually dishonest tricks?



You sure seem frustrated that you don't get to police other people's identities, or the lenses through which they view them. Isn't it funny how you've only voiced views on this topic with regard to racial identity, and not, say, political identity?



But wait, aren't my posts here entertaining -- so any deletion would contradict the goals of your earlier stated assertions. Were you wrong then, or wrong now?

It's almost like you don't think anything through, and pointing out your comically poor reasoning is child's play. :rofl:

The irony of whining about "intellectual dishonesty" and "you didn't address what I said" after you're creeping on 500 posts of intellectual dishonesty and deflecting everything you're called on on and then projecting your stupid in every direction while declaring some sort of "I sure put them in their place!" victory while normal people laugh is a very Ashliana thing to do.

In before your reply which will consist of "NO U BECAUSE ABCXYZ123 IS A VERY METHAIS THING TO DO!!!!"

[Methais]

Your reply here is far more serious than anything I've written on the subject. :) It's pretty funny that you're desperate to characterize shitposting as "desperate" except, again, it was Parkbandit's stupidity in 1) coming up with a retarded plan with such an easily foiled metric, 2) announcing it. In reality, his count is a pretext to his inevitable surrender in the thread -- I'm sure he's looking forward to his final concession that will release him from a prison of his own making.



I'm glad you enjoyed it. And, uhh, I didn't "upload" anything.. Do you not understand how hyperlinks work? Do you need me to call someone to get you help?



I delight in educating ignorant conservatives, who tend to be the only upset ones, so... Best of luck with that?

Oh gee, I meant to say "load" instead of "upload." Which you'll no doubt harp on for the next 50 pages as if you're making a point.

Either way, you failed in your mission, and I got a pretty cool hi res pic of Mars out of it while you continue to shit your pants 24/7.

Thanks for being a failure. I mean that sincerely.

[Gelston]

https://i.gifer.com/3OAWR.gif

Better luck next time.

Deflecting, just like a closeted racist.

[Methais]

So you didn't address what I said, and those links still don't support your notion of referring to people who aren't black as "African-American," and notably, you pretended I didn't ask you to provide a claim of Musk identifying as African-American.

Anything else in the ol' bag of intellectually dishonest tricks?



You sure seem frustrated that you don't get to police other people's identities, or the lenses through which they view them. Isn't it funny how you've only voiced views on this topic with regard to racial identity, and not, say, political identity?



But wait, aren't my posts here entertaining -- so any deletion would contradict the goals of your earlier stated assertions. Were you wrong then, or wrong now?

It's almost like you don't think anything through, and pointing out your comically poor reasoning is child's play. :rofl:

You scrambling to delete old posts to keep it under 500 after PB mentions 500 posts is definitely more entertaining than the content of said posts, which is just you shitting your pants like you do in every other post anyway.

[Ashliana]

The irony of whining about "intellectual dishonesty" and "you didn't address what I said" after you're creeping on 500 posts of intellectual dishonesty and deflecting everything you're called on on and then projecting your stupid in every direction while declaring some sort of "I sure put them in their place!" victory while normal people laugh is a very Ashliana thing to do.

In before your reply which will consist of "NO U BECAUSE ABCXYZ123 IS A VERY METHAIS THING TO DO!!!!"

Alas, your declarations continue to lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit your delusions.


Oh gee, I meant to say "load" instead of "upload." Which you'll no doubt harp on for the next 50 pages as if you're making a point.

Either way, you failed in your mission, and I got a pretty cool hi res pic of Mars out of it while you continue to shit your pants 24/7.

Thanks for being a failure. I mean that sincerely.

Seems to me that you're the one harping, since you're posting about it again. I'm glad you liked the picture. :)


Deflecting, just like a closeted racist.

Pointing out that you based your position on straw man argument doesn't constitute deflecting, no matter how badly you wish it were. Sorry you were butthurt about your inability to structure an argument, though -- best of luck with that.


You scrambling to delete old posts to keep it under 500 after PB mentions 500 posts is definitely more entertaining than the content of said posts, which is just you shitting your pants like you do in every other post anyway.

Your desperation to mischaracterize the comically simple way to deflate Tardbandit (and that he set himself up for failure) is probably something you want to deal with at some point. Stay Big Mad, though, Methais. You're so close to getting Trump back into power. :)

[Parkbandit]

You scrambling to delete old posts to keep it under 500 after PB mentions 500 posts is definitely more entertaining than the content of said posts, which is just you shitting your pants like you do in every other post anyway.

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[Parkbandit]

Your desperation to mischaracterize the comically simple way to deflate Tardbandit (and that he set himself up for failure) is probably something you want to deal with at some point. Stay Big Mad, though, Methais. You're so close to getting Trump back into power. :)

Failure?

I've achieved pretty much everything I wanted to with this thread a month or two ago... and it is STILL going!

First it was just to force you to post in this thread.
Then it was to repeatedly force you to post in this thread.

Then it was getting just boring.. so I told you after a month or two that it was to focus all your special Retard Energy© in this thread... forcing you to post in other threads more frequently.
Then Methais had the idea of forcing you to regurgitate words again and again.. like "simp" and "cringe".
Lastly, I created a goal of "500" to see what you would do. I knew you wouldn't stop, so your only alternative was to start deleting your own posts.

Like I said.. you are just like a sock puppet, (and that is a clear insult to sock puppets everywhere) only dumber.

I am now doing requests. Please send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE to see what I can force Ashliana to do next.

Thank you.

[Ashliana]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl/giphy.gif

https://i.imgflip.com/4588b6.png


Failure?

I've achieved pretty much everything I wanted to with this thread a month or two ago... and it is STILL going!

First it was just to force you to post in this thread.
Then it was to repeatedly force you to post in this thread.
Then it was getting just boring.. so I told you after a month or two that it was to focus all your special Retard Energy© in this thread... forcing you to post in other threads more frequently.

Then Methais had the idea of forcing you to regurgitate words again and again.. like "simp" and "cringe".
Lastly, I created a goal of "500" to see what you would do. I knew you wouldn't stop, so your only alternative was to start deleting your own posts.

Like I said.. you are just like a sock puppet, (and that is a clear insult to sock puppets everywhere) only dumber.

I am now doing requests. Please send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE to see what I can force Ashliana to do next.

Thank you.

You've been trapped by this thread since you created it, and it will end in only one of two ways:

A) Your ignominious defeat -- dressed up with mental gymnastics to soothe your ego in the form of your inevitable "HURR I ACCOMPLISHED MY GOALS BY YOU REACHING 500 AND THUS RETIRE FOREVER" surrender post we're all looking forward to, or
B) Your cholesterol-clogged arteries giving out.

You've never been able to out-argue or out-shitpost, much to your obvious dismay. You will be put in your place on here for the rest of your short life, in or out of this thread. It's because you're a retarded, sixty year old Boomer. Archie Bunker, self-stylzed as a master troll, but in reality, a spectacularly butthurt half-wit, emotionally devastated by Trump's loss.


You can't expect me to make a coherent argument! That straw man was the best you could hope for from a conservative! Expecting more is NO FAIR!!

Very convincing.

[Parkbandit]

If you could please respond to each post individually, I'll hit that 500 mark SO much faster.

Thanks.

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[Ashliana]

If you could please respond to each post individually, I'll hit that 500 mark SO much faster.

Thanks.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/jUoAAOSwcqBZ11Mf/s-l400.jpg

Step up your game and we can have this done by this evening.

[Parkbandit]

Step up your game and we can have this done by this evening.

18 days ahead of schedule! THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I UNLEASHED ASHLIANA'S "SPECIAL" RETARD ENERGY©

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[Ashliana]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

[Parkbandit]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

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[Ashliana]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!!

[Parkbandit]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!!

Sorry, I will require something new posted. No rehashing your typical regurgitation. If you want to reach 500, you need to earn it.

[Ashliana]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

[Gelston]

Very convincing.

I'm glad I've been able to put you into your place.

Anyways, back to more serious business.

[Ashliana]

I'm glad I've been able to put you into your place, which was putting me in my place for using a straw man argument.

Anyways, back to more serious business.

Agreed. :)

[Gelston]

I hate black people. :)

Whoa, whoa, back to where you belong.

[Ashliana]

I don't mind that I'm making disingenuous arguments about race, which is racist, since I'm bitter about being forced to resort to straw man arguments. :(

Yikes. Best of luck dealing with that.

[Gelston]

I chased an interracial couple out of my neighborhood.

I didn’t know you were that horrible.

[Ashliana]

I'm forced to make up nonsense since I couldn't actually argue a coherent position. :(

Alas, knowing which hill to die on has never been the forte of conservatives. Like the Confederacy. Or Donald Trump. :)

[Parkbandit]

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[Ashliana]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

[Parkbandit]

https://www.drugs.com/images/pills/nlm/576640477.jpg

[Ashliana]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

[Parkbandit]

https://researchmaniacs.com/Numbers/Images/Number-478.png

[Ashliana]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

[Neveragain]

#500

Ding!

[Ashliana]

#500

Ding!

Brain aneurysm?

[Bhaalizmo]

Brain aneurysm?

Due to no demonstrable evidence of Neveragain having a brain, I'm going to go with no.

Muscle spasm maybe.

[Parkbandit]

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[Ashliana]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

[Parkbandit]

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[Ashliana]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

[Methais]

Alas, knowing which hill to die on has never been the forte of conservatives. Like the Confederacy. Or Donald Trump. :)

Says the retard who is literally incapable of not replying to every syllable of every post within .000001 seconds due to mashing F5 24/7.

Prove me wrong. Ignore a post. Ignore this post. You won't, because you're incapable. Thanks in advance for proving me right.

[Ashliana]

Says the retard who is literally incapable of not replying to every syllable of every post within .000001 seconds due to mashing F5 24/7.

Prove me wrong. Ignore a post. Ignore this post. You won't, because you're incapable. Thanks in advance for proving me right.

You sure are butthurt about not being able to control other people, Methais. You might want to talk to a psychiatrist about that. :)

[Methais]

You sure are butthurt about not being able to control other people, Methais. You might want to talk to a psychiatrist about that. :)

Lack of self control confirmed.

See you in 13 seconds when you reply to this shitting your pants.

[Ashliana]

Lack of self control confirmed.

See you in 13 seconds when you reply to this shitting your pants.

Teeth-gnashing over your inability to dictate what other people can or can't do confirmed. See you in a few minutes when you inevitably RHEEE! in response.

[Methais]

Teeth-gnashing over your inability to dictate what other people can or can't do confirmed. See you in a few minutes when you inevitably RHEEE! in response.

I'm actually leaving work now, but you'll continue to F5 for the next 15+ hours minimum on here. Perhaps I'll throw in a post later this evening, just so you can feel like mashing F5 constantly from right now until then didn't actually go to waste.


Actual footage of Ashliana waiting for me to reply, and also after he replies as he anxiously awaits me to reply again:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DRVRX2em7bE/UFX9ZHWUfPI/AAAAAAAADBU/saMkpDN5S5E/s1600/f5.jpg


Unrelated:
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[Ashliana]

Best of luck finding a way to deal with your issues.

[Parkbandit]

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[Ashliana]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

[~Rocktar~]

We're all super excited to see what form of retarded screed my post 500th post meltdown takes. Keep it up, TB!

ftfy

[Ashliana]

You didn't put much thought into that one. Although, if you ever did that, you wouldn't be a racist, so...

[~Rocktar~]

I don't put much thought into anything. Although, I ever did that, I wouldn't be a Leftist racist, so...

ftfy

[Ashliana]

ftfy

Nonsensical reply acknowledged. Best of luck dealing with your issues!

[~Rocktar~]

Nonsensical reply is all I am capable of. Best of luck getting me to engage in any meaningful discussion!

ftfy

[Parkbandit]

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[Ashliana]

ftfy

Nonsensical reply acknowledged. Best of luck dealing with your issues!


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We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

[Methais]

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[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

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[Stanley Burrell]

Yo, with all the fucking colorful memes and pics and shit when I scroll down this thread I get, like, fuckin' vertigo. Wow.

Hey, A++ fast-shipping #1 post. Bows.

[Methais]

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[Ashliana]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/LGShl9I1rsNW/source.gif

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[Parkbandit]

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[Ashliana]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

[~Rocktar~]

We're all super excited to see what form of retarded screed my post 500th post meltdown takes. I won't let you down, I promise!

ftfy

[Ashliana]

ftfy

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/940/347/125.jpg

[Parkbandit]

https://candlewic.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/494.jpg

This seems so appropriate in this thread at this time...

[Ashliana]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

[~Rocktar~]

We're all super excited to see what form of retarded screed my post 500th post meltdown takes.

ftfy

[Methais]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!

Reply to this. Paste something.

[Ashliana]

ftfy

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/940/347/125.jpg


Reply to this. Paste something.

Best of luck dealing with your control issues. :)

[Parkbandit]

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[Parkbandit]

Best of luck dealing with your control issues. :)

It's less about his "issues" and more about yours.

You're easily controlled and manipulated.

Because you're pathetic and retarded.

[Ashliana]

It's less about his "issues" and more about yours.

Nope, it's about his issues -- he, like you, has more issues than Time magazine -- and you both have the same one: your hilarious, impotent rage due to your inability to control the people around you.

No amount of your hysterical crying and whining changes anything, Tardbandit.


You're easily controlled and manipulated.

Says the guy who thinks he's a Master Troll™.. despite, himself having been forced to post in this thread hundreds of times, trapped in a prison of his own retarded making, without a shred of irony or self-awareness.


Because you're pathetic and retarded.

See above. Looking super forward to how you characterize your imminent resignation -- you'd better have quite the mental gymnastics planned, something worthy of your Retard Champion diaper.

[Parkbandit]

Nope, it's about his issues -- he, like you, has more issues than Time magazine -- and you both have the same one: your hilarious, impotent rage due to your inability to control the people around you.

No amount of your hysterical crying and whining changes anything, Tardbandit.

Says the guy who thinks he's a Master Troll™.. despite, himself having been forced to post in this thread hundreds of times, trapped in a prison of his own retarded making, without a shred of irony or self-awareness.

See above. Looking super forward to how you characterize your imminent resignation -- you'd better have quite the mental gymnastics planned, something worthy of your Retard Champion diaper.

A perfect example of how retarded you are.

"You're trapped in a thread you created to manipulate and troll me! I WIN!" -Ashliana 2021 who has zero sense of reality.

[Methais]

Reply to this. Paste something.




Best of luck dealing with your control issues. :)


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[Ashliana]

A perfect example of how retarded you are.

"You're trapped in a thread you created to manipulate and troll me! I WIN!" -Ashliana 2021 who has zero sense of reality.

A perfect example of how retarded you are.

"I wouldn't have been trapped in this thread I created, posting hundreds of itmes, if you hadn't responded, Ashliana, but it ISN'T FAIR to apply the "logic" I've used against me! When YOU make the Parkbandit Argument, it's obvious how retarded it is! REEEEE!"
-Parkbandit, 2021 CE, as always unaware of how he undercut his own position with abject stupidity, firmly entrenching him forever as the PC's Retard Champion.


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[Parkbandit]

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[Methais]

A perfect example of how retarded you are.

"I wouldn't have been trapped in this thread I created, posting hundreds of itmes, if you hadn't responded, Ashliana, but it ISN'T FAIR to apply the "logic" I've used against me! When YOU make the Parkbandit Argument, it's obvious how retarded it is! REEEEE!"
-Parkbandit, 2021 CE, as always unaware of how he undercut his own position with abject stupidity, firmly entrenching him forever as the PC's Retard Champion.



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The irony of this whole thread is that the best way for you to "put PB in his place" would be by simply shutting the fuck up. Which PB knows you're incapable of, and is getting his money's worth out of you x99999999999.

Anyone else would have realized this 400+ posts ago.

[Ashliana]

http://www.smarttricks.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Error-498.png

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!


The irony of this whole thread is that the best way for you to "put PB in his place" would be by simply shutting the fuck up. Which PB knows you're incapable of, and is getting his money's worth out of you x99999999999.

Anyone else would have realized this 400+ posts ago.

The irony of this whole thread is that the best way for you to "put Ashliana in his place" would be by simply shutting the fuck up. Which I know you and PB are incapable of, and am getting my money's worth out of you x99999999999.

Anyone else would have realized that you both creating a 2,000+ post monument to your:

spectacular, months-long butthurt and emotional devastation at Trump's loss
ongoing obsession with me
REEing at anyone who dares to disturb your groupthink
inability to out-argue OR out-shitpost anyone

... wasn't in your best interest, and will be thrown in your face at every opportunity going forward. :)

[Methais]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!



The irony of this whole thread is that the best way for you to "put Ashliana in his place" would be by simply shutting the fuck up. Which Ashliana knows you and PB are incapable of, and is getting his money's worth out of you x99999999999.

Anyone else would have realized that you both creating a monument to your spectacular, months-long butthurt and emotional devastation at Trump's loss wasn't in your best interest, and will be thrown in your face at every opportunity going forward.



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[Ashliana]

Last edited by Methais; 05-17-2021 at 08:05 AM. Reason: In b4 48 paragraphs of "No it's me making PB post in this thread bc no u 24/7 4 lyfe!"!"

Pro-tip: Preemptively addressing the glaring hole in your position doesn't erase it. Best of luck with the mental gymnastics.

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[Methais]

We're all super excited to see what form of concession your 500 post celebration takes. Keep it up, TB!



The irony of this whole thread is that the best way for you to "put Ashliana in his place" would be by simply shutting the fuck up. Which I know you and PB are incapable of, and am getting my money's worth out of you x99999999999.

Anyone else would have realized that you both creating a 2,000+ post monument to your:

spectacular, months-long butthurt and emotional devastation at Trump's loss
ongoing obsession with me
REEing at anyone who dares to disturb your groupthink
inability to out-argue OR out-shitpost anyone

... wasn't in your best interest, and will be thrown in your face at every opportunity going forward. :)

Also while we're on this topic....I typically take breaks from this thread for days at a time. You are incapable of even this, because your mental illness prevents you from doing anything other than mashing F5 24/7 and reply to everything instantly with a tantrum while thinking you're putting people in their place on some 30 year old text game forum that nobody knows exists. I could take another break from this thread for any length of time, and within minutes of making a post again, you'll be right there still mashing F5 to reply instantly.

But yes tell us more about how it's totally not you who can't stop posting 24/7 in here.

Feel free to explain how I'm factually wrong here. It should be interesting to see how you NO U this. And by interesting, I mean overflowing with failure.



Pro-tip: Preemptively addressing the glaring hole in your position doesn't erase it. Best of luck with the mental gymnastics.

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Knowing how you're going to reply before you reply because you're stupid and predictable is your issue, not mine. Keep projecting though, that's all you know how to do.

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[Ashliana]

Also while we're on this topic....I typically take breaks from this thread for days at a time. You are incapable of even this, because your mental illness prevents you from doing anything other than mashing F5 24/7 and reply to everything instantly with a tantrum while thinking you're putting people in their place on some 30 year old text game forum that nobody knows exists. I could take another break from this thread for any length of time, and within minutes of making a post again, you'll be right there still mashing F5 to reply instantly.

But yes tell us more about how it's totally not you who can't stop posting 24/7 in here.

Your control issues and apparent distaste for how your retarded posts are dismantled quickly is your problem to deal with. :) The fact that you're just on here to simp for Parkbandit make it even more pathetic, though.


Feel free to explain how I'm factually wrong here. It should be interesting to see how you NO U this. And by interesting, I mean overflowing with failure.

Like your inability to understand how the Internet works? Oh, wait, that's one of Methais' Intentionally Incorrect™ statements where you think you're only factually wrong ironically.


Knowing how you're going to reply before you reply because you're stupid and predictable is your issue, not mine. Keep projecting though, that's all you know how to do.

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1) You don't know how to argue. Those little pleas you keep giving out of desperation -- "You lose if you point out [Glaring Hole In My Argument #1]!shift+111!!" -- don't erase those glaring holes.

2) You can't out-shitpost anyone.

You being super butthurt that you don't have the chops to accomplish the above is your issue to deal with. :)

[~Rocktar~]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCEZC9w5cMc

A moment of silence for the KEK laughing guy. He passed recently 4/28/21. A legendary meme to be sure.

[Methais]

Your control issues and apparent distaste for how your retarded posts are dismantled quickly is your problem to deal with. :) The fact that you're just on here to simp for Parkbandit make it even more pathetic, though.



Like your inability to understand how the Internet works? Oh, wait, that's one of Methais' Intentionally Incorrect™ statements where you think you're only factually wrong ironically.

Imagine thinking that you're an expert because you set up browser notifications that are super important to you for a 30 year old text game forum because it's the most meaningful thing happening in your life.

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1) You don't know how to argue. Those little pleas you keep giving out of desperation -- "You lose if you point out [Glaring Hole In My Argument #1]!shift+111!!" -- don't erase those glaring holes.

2) You can't out-shitpost anyone.

You being super butthurt that you don't have the chops to accomplish the above is your issue to deal with. :)

That was quite a meltdown just to say, "You're right I can't stop mashing F5 24/7 because this thread is my life!!! Also, NO U!!!!"

You = Literally can't stop mashing F5 24/7.

Everyone else = Can walk away whenever.

I'll be back to this thread on Wednesday. And when I return, you will reply almost immediately to whatever I post. This isn't a "control" thing like you try to use as deflection. It's simply a fact, because you have no self control on top of having no self awareness. You are incapable.

See you Wednesday when you instantly reply to whatever I post, all while you mash F5 and shit your pants nonstop in the meantime.

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[Methais]

A moment of silence for the KEK laughing guy. He passed recently 4/28/21. A legendary meme to be sure.

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[Ashliana]

Imagine thinking that you're an expert because you set up browser notifications that are super important to you for a 30 year old text game forum because it's the most meaningful thing happening in your life.

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Pointing out that you can't wrap your head around something simple doesn't constitute "thinking I'm an expert." Anything besides straw man arguments in Methais' Desperate Bag of Tricks?

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Kudos, though, on the hilarious lack of self-awareness that goes into denigrating the forum dedicated to a 30 year old text game ... that you're literally the second most prolific poster on, posting only to simp for literally the most prolific poster on that forum.


That was quite a meltdown just to say, "You're right I can't stop mashing F5 24/7 because this thread is my life!!! Also, NO U!!!!"

You = Literally can't stop mashing F5 24/7.

Everyone else = Can walk away whenever.

That was quite a meltdown just to say "I know I challenged you to point out what was factually incorrect, you did so, and I couldn't deal with it."



I'll be back to this thread on Wednesday. And when I return, you will reply almost immediately to whatever I post. This isn't a "control" thing like you try to use as deflection. It's simply a fact, because you have no self control on top of having no self awareness. You are incapable.

See you Wednesday when you instantly reply to whatever I post, all while you mash F5 and shit your pants nonstop in the meantime.

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Your hysterical crying and whining about how your poorly reasoned post will be quickly dismantled is amusing, but your problem to deal with. Best of luck addressing your control issues, and in figuring out how the Internet works.

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[Parkbandit]

Ok, thank you for stepping up your game Methais... I appreciate you getting us over the hump. 500+ posts (even though Ashliana deleted 30+ posts... which was another hilarious thing..) in less than 4 months time.

I'm still accepting PRIVATE MESSAGES on what hoop to make my dancing sock puppet jump through. Please make it challenging though.. this is too easy.

[Ashliana]

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That was the best you could come up with, after all that build-up? An underwhelming finish is about all anybody can expect from you, Tardbandit, from your family to the forum.

You're trapped in this hilarious prison of your own making until those clogged arteries of yours finally give out. :)

[Parkbandit]

That was the best you could come up with, after all that build-up? An underwhelming finish is about all anybody can expect from you, Tardbandit, from your family to the forum.

You're trapped in this hilarious prison of your own making until those clogged arteries of yours finally give out. :)

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[Ashliana]

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There, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

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[Parkbandit]

Bump for Tuesday reminder.

[Ashliana]

Bump for Tuesday reminder.

If you find yourself forgetting things, you should try leaving a physical reminder. Your doctor should've given you some pamphlets when you got your Alzheimer's diagnosis.

[Neveragain]

If you find yourself forgetting things, you should try leaving a physical reminder. Your doctor should've given you some pamphlets when you got your Alzheimer's diagnosis.

Ding!

[Ashliana]

Ding!

Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)

[Gelston]

Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)

racist

[Ashliana]

I don't mind that I'm making disingenuous arguments about race, which is racist, since I'm bitter about being forced to resort to straw man arguments. :(

Yikes. Best of luck dealing with that.

[Neveragain]

Yikes. Best of luck dealing with that.

Ding!

[Ashliana]

Ding!

Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)

[Neveragain]

Ding!

[Parkbandit]

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[Ashliana]

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That might be the closest you've ever gotten to self-awareness. Kudos.

[Parkbandit]

That might be the closest you've ever gotten to self-awareness. Kudos.

This might be the furthest away you've gotten from having any sort of clue. Kudos?

Your NOU game is pathetic. Can't you even try to be original? I realize you have nothing going for you.. but just try, for once, to have an original thought in your tiny little head.

Prove to everyone that while you are the Retard Champion, there might be a tiny, little glimmer of hope that it's not a permanent condition.

We're all waiting... this is your chance to shine!

[Ashliana]

This might be the furthest away you've gotten from having any sort of clue. Kudos?

Your NOU game is pathetic. Can't you even try to be original? I realize you have nothing going for you.. but just try, for once, to have an original thought in your tiny little head.

Alas, pointing out that you have no self-awareness and that each and every one of your charges applies to you isn't a NOU, no matter how hilariously butthurt you get about it.


Prove to everyone that while you are the Retard Champion, there might be a tiny, little glimmer of hope that it's not a permanent condition.

We're all waiting... this is your chance to shine!

Nobody's touching your Retard Championship diaper -- that's firmly around your fat slob of a waist until your arteries give out, which should be any day now.

[Neveragain]

Alas, pointing out that you have no self-awareness and that each and every one of your charges applies to you isn't a NOU, no matter how hilariously butthurt you get about it.



Nobody's touching your Retard Championship diaper -- that's firmly around your fat slob of a waist until your arteries give out, which should be any day now.

Ding!

[Ashliana]

Ding!

Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)

[Parkbandit]

We're all waiting... this is your chance to shine!


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I doubt anyone is surprised you were unable to come up with a single original idea.

Regardless, this is your Wednesday reminder that this is the thread where you are to have your meltdown in.

Thank you.

[Ashliana]

I doubt anyone is surprised you were unable to come up with a single original idea.

Your inability to read only reflects on you. :)


Regardless, this is your Wednesday reminder that this is the thread where you are to have your meltdown in.

Thank you.

This is your Wednesday reminder that this thread, a hilarious prison of your own making, is an ongoing testament to your spectacular, months-long meltdown due to the emotional devastation that Trump losing caused you.

Thank you.

[Methais]

Pointing out that you can't wrap your head around something simple doesn't constitute "thinking I'm an expert." Anything besides straw man arguments in Methais' Desperate Bag of Tricks?

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Kudos, though, on the hilarious lack of self-awareness that goes into denigrating the forum dedicated to a 30 year old text game ... that you're literally the second most prolific poster on, posting only to simp for literally the most prolific poster on that forum.



That was quite a meltdown just to say "I know I challenged you to point out what was factually incorrect, you did so, and I couldn't deal with it."



Your hysterical crying and whining about how your poorly reasoned post will be quickly dismantled is amusing, but your problem to deal with. Best of luck addressing your control issues, and in figuring out how the Internet works.

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https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

That was the best you could come up with, after all that build-up? An underwhelming finish is about all anybody can expect from you, Tardbandit, from your family to the forum.

You're trapped in this hilarious prison of your own making until those clogged arteries of yours finally give out. :)


If you find yourself forgetting things, you should try leaving a physical reminder. Your doctor should've given you some pamphlets when you got your Alzheimer's diagnosis.


Nonsensical reply acknowledged.


Yikes. Best of luck dealing with that.


Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)


Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)


That might be the closest you've ever gotten to self-awareness. Kudos.


Alas, pointing out that you have no self-awareness and that each and every one of your charges applies to you isn't a NOU, no matter how hilariously butthurt you get about it.



Nobody's touching your Retard Championship diaper -- that's firmly around your fat slob of a waist until your arteries give out, which should be any day now.


Nonsensical reply acknowledged.


Your inability to read only reflects on you.



This is your Wednesday reminder that this thread, a hilarious prison of your own making, is an ongoing testament to your spectacular, months-long meltdown due to the emotional devastation that Trump losing caused you.

Thank you.



Tell us more about how much self control you have...

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[Parkbandit]

Your inability to read only reflects on you. :)

You're better off just insulting straight people with "ZOMG U R A FAGGOT!" because at least that's funny and actually insulting.


This is your Wednesday reminder that this thread, a hilarious prison of your own making, is an ongoing testament to your spectacular, months-long meltdown due to the emotional devastation that Trump losing caused you.

Thank you.

You've made 500+ posts in a thread named "A thread for Ashliana" that literally documents your mental disorders and the ease at which you are manipulated.

I'm forcing you to post on this forum and in particular, this thread... for fear of losing my Retard Champion like all the ones from the past.

I won't let you leave again.

Ever.

[Neveragain]

Ding!

[Ashliana]

Tell us more about how much self control you have...

Tell us more about your control issues.



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Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.


You're better off just insulting straight people with "ZOMG U R A FAGGOT!" because at least that's funny and actually insulting.

You being super butthurt that your nonsensical claims apply to you, without a shred of irony, shame or self-awareness might be hilarious -- but is your problem to deal with.


You've made 500+ posts in a thread named "A thread for Ashliana" that literally documents your mental disorders and the ease at which you are manipulated.

I'm forcing you to post on this forum and in particular, this thread... for fear of losing my Retard Champion like all the ones from the past.

I won't let you leave again.

Ever.

This thread is a monument to your spectacular, months-long meltdown due to the rage and despair that Trump's loss caused you, that literally documents your mental disorders and the ease at which you are manipulated.

I'm forcing you to post on this forum and in particular, this thread... but there's no fear of you, Retard Champion Parkbandit, disappearing -- that is, until you die. You'll be posting here until your arteries, clogged with cholesterol, give out and your heart explodes. Given that you're a 60+ year old fat slob, your family will be unceremoniously dumping you in a box to rot any day now.


Ding!

Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)

[Methais]

Tell us more about your control issues.



Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.



You being super butthurt that your nonsensical claims apply to you, without a shred of irony, shame or self-awareness might be hilarious -- but is your problem to deal with.



This thread is a monument to your spectacular, months-long meltdown due to the rage and despair that Trump's loss caused you, that literally documents your mental disorders and the ease at which you are manipulated.

I'm forcing you to post on this forum and in particular, this thread... but there's no fear of you, Retard Champion Parkbandit, disappearing -- that is, until you die. You'll be posting here until your arteries, clogged with cholesterol, give out and your heart explodes. Given that you're a fat slob, your family will be unceremoniously dumping you in a box to rot any day now.



Nonsensical reply acknowledged. :)

Learn some self control and stop mashing F5 24/7.

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Racist.

[Ashliana]

Learn some self control and stop mashing F5 24/7.

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Racist.

You being butthurt that your poorly conceived nonsense gets quickly dismantled doesn't confer "self control issues" on anyone else. You're projecting your own control issues with your posts being replied to onto others.

Seek psychiatric care.

[Methais]

Me being butthurt that my poorly conceived deflection nonsense gets quickly dismantled confers "self control issues" on me. I'm projecting my own control issues with my posts being replied to onto others.

I can't help it. Doctors say there's no cure.

The cure for mashing F5 24/7 is to simply stop mashing F5 24/7. It's not surprising that you're having trouble understanding this.

Sexist.

[Parkbandit]

From another thread where I found myself breaking my own rules of not engaging this faggot in another thread. I will only engage It in It's special thread... which is this one.



False. I implied that Trump is subservient to Putin in a derogatory way. You, as Retard Champion Parkbandit, injected your own personal biases and drew an inference that wasn't implied.

You could have said "Trump is kneeling to Putin!" or "TRUMP BOWS TO PUTIN!"

But you didn't. You had Trump and Putin in a gay sexual position and you didn't mean this as a compliment.

I just find it amusing coming from you.


Of course you don't -- that would be your personal biases at work, causing you to get super excited because you thought that crocodile tears would somehow convince someone. But, as always, you fell flat on your face with another Tardbandit dud.

Better luck next time, Archie Bunker!

I have nothing against gay people.

It's faggots, like yourself, that I dislike.

[Ashliana]

The cure for mashing F5 24/7 is to simply stop mashing F5 24/7. It's not surprising that you're having trouble understanding this.

Sexist.

Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.


From another thread where I found myself breaking my own rules of not engaging this faggot in another thread. I will only engage It in It's special thread... which is this one.

If your goal is to create extra posts from me, by all means, I'm so happy to engage. I'll be cross-posting both my and your replies.


You could have said "Trump is kneeling to Putin!" or "TRUMP BOWS TO PUTIN!"

But you didn't. You had Trump and Putin in a gay sexual position and you didn't mean this as a compliment.

I just find it amusing coming from you.

That still doesn't mean what I'm saying is "anti-gay." It refers to his total servility, not that "gay acts are intrinsically bad." That would be your own personal biases which you injected, tellingly, as a pretext for crying crocodile tears that convinced absolutely no one.


I have nothing against gay people.

It's faggots, like yourself, that I dislike.

Your mental gymnastics continue to lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit your delusions. Best of luck with that.

[Parkbandit]

If your goal is to create extra posts from me, by all means, I'm so happy to engage. I'll be cross-posting both my and your replies.

My goal is to simply not address you in other threads. What you do there is up to you. I will simply be posting my replies to your retarded faggotry here in an effort to consolidate your stupidity here in hopes someone will be able to get you the help you obviously need.


That still doesn't mean what I'm saying is "anti-gay." It refers to his total servility, not that "gay acts are intrinsically bad." That would be your own personal biases which you injected, tellingly, as a pretext for crying crocodile tears that convinced absolutely no one.

Ok.. I believe I understand your reasoning. You believe that any male that performs a sexual act on another man is subservient.

I don't disagree... but it's still using gay in a derogatory manner.


Your mental gymnastics continue to lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit your delusions. Best of luck with that.

Just because you can't understand something doesn't mean someone else is going through mental gymnastics.

It just means you are retarded.

[Methais]

Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.

Best of luck with not having everything going sailing right over your mentally ill head.

Racist.


My goal is to simply not address you in other threads. What you do there is up to you. I will simply be posting my replies to your retarded faggotry here in an effort to consolidate your stupidity here in hopes someone will be able to get you the help you obviously need.



Ok.. I believe I understand your reasoning. You believe that any male that performs a sexual act on another man is subservient.

I don't disagree... but it's still using gay in a derogatory manner.



Just because you can't understand something doesn't mean someone else is going through mental gymnastics.

It just means you are retarded.

Ashliana is so self unaware that he's literally a gay homophobe.

A gay homophobe who can't stop mashing F5.

What a gaycist.

[Ashliana]

My goal is to simply not address you in other threads. What you do there is up to you. I will simply be posting my replies to your retarded faggotry here in an effort to consolidate your stupidity here in hopes someone will be able to get you the help you obviously need.

Who cares what your goal is? If you say something out of Boomer retardation in another thread, I'm going to call it out. And your response, regardless of where you shit it out, will be directed to that original thread. If your goal is extra posts between the two of us, have at it -- more posts identifying you as a retarded Boomer is a win for everyone.


Ok.. I believe I understand your reasoning. You believe that any male that performs a sexual act on another man is subservient.

I don't disagree... but it's still using gay in a derogatory manner.

Pro-tip: Demonstrating your hilariously poor reading comprehension only reflects on you.


Just because you can't understand something doesn't mean someone else is going through mental gymnastics.

It just means you are retarded.

Just because you don't understand you're engaging in mental gymnastics doesn't mean you're not engaging in mental gymnastics.

It just means you are retarded.

[Ashliana]

Best of luck with not having everything going sailing right over your mentally ill head.

Racist.

Pro-tip: When your defense is "Oh, I was just incorrect ironically..." you're still retarded. Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.


Ashliana is so self unaware that he's literally a gay homophobe.

A gay homophobe who can't stop mashing F5.

Best of luck figuring out why crocodile tears fall flat. And figuring out how the Internet works.

[Methais]

Who cares what your goal is? If you say something out of Boomer retardation in another thread, I'm going to call it out. And your response, regardless of where you shit it out, will be directed to that original thread. If your goal is extra posts between the two of us, have at it -- more posts identifying you as a retarded Boomer is a win for everyone.



Pro-tip: Demonstrating your hilariously poor reading comprehension only reflects on you.



Just because you don't understand you're engaging in mental gymnastics doesn't mean you're not engaging in mental gymnastics.

It just means you are retarded.

You sound pretty racist.

[Ashliana]

You sound pretty racist.

Nonsensical reply acknowledged.

[Methais]

Nonsensical reply acknowledged.

That's exactly how a raging racist would reply.

Racist.

[Ashliana]

That's exactly how a raging racist would reply.

Racist.

Nonsensical reply acknowledged.

[Methais]

Nonsensical reply acknowledged.

That sounds exactly like how a gay homophobe would reply.

Gaycist.

[Ashliana]

That sounds exactly like how a gay homophobe would reply.

Gaycist.

Nonsensical reply acknowledged.

[Methais]

Sensical reply acknowledged.

Ah yes, finally we're making progress and you're realizing just how gaycist you are.

Now let's work on that retard part...

[Parkbandit]

Who cares what your goal is? If you say something out of Boomer retardation in another thread, I'm going to call it out. And your response, regardless of where you shit it out, will be directed to that original thread. If your goal is extra posts between the two of us, have at it -- more posts identifying you as a retarded Boomer is a win for everyone.

I care what my goal is. And obviously, so do you. Imagine copying/pasting my posts from here to other threads.... damn. It literally screams out "PAY ATTENTION TO ME PARKBANDIT!"

Do not worry.. in this thread I created, I am! I've just chosen not to derail every thread you post in since you offer very little in actual intelligent thought and it's mostly the same regurgitated bullshit and weak ass NOU games that we've come to expect from you.


Pro-tip: Demonstrating your hilariously poor reading comprehension only reflects on you.

You called Trump subservient by fantasizing about him sucking Putin's dick.

I honestly don't disagree with it being an insult... but let's not pretend you were being "pro-gay" in that moment.


Just because you don't understand you're engaging in mental gymnastics doesn't mean you're not engaging in mental gymnastics.

It just means you are retarded.

See? This is the regurgitated NOU stupidity I just want to keep contained in your special thread as much as possible.

[Parkbandit]

Ah yes, finally we're making progress and you're realizing just how gaycist you are.

Now let's work on that retard part...

I don't think It's a "gaycist" as much as it is about self hatred.

And in It's defense.. wouldn't you hate yourself if you were It?

[Ashliana]

Ah yes, finally we're making progress and you're realizing just how gaycist you are.

Now let's work on that retard part...

Nonsensical reply acknowledged.


I care what my goal is. And obviously, so do you. Imagine copying/pasting my posts from here to other threads.... damn. It literally screams out "PAY ATTENTION TO ME PARKBANDIT!"

Do not worry.. in this thread I created, I am! I've just chosen not to derail every thread you post in since you offer very little in actual intelligent thought and it's mostly the same regurgitated bullshit and weak ass NOU games that we've come to expect from you.

Nobody cares what your goal is. Regardless of what you choose to cross-post in this thread, your posts on that topic will remain in that thread. And no, it doesn't scream "pay attention to me, Parkbandit," it screams "Look what hilariously retarded Boomer shit Parkbandit is saying because he was too embarrassed to say it in the original thread."


You called Trump subservient by fantasizing about him sucking Putin's dick.

I honestly don't disagree with it being an insult... but let's not pretend you were being "pro-gay" in that moment.


Nope. I called him subservient using the same rhetorical framing that Neveragain, with no sense of self-awareness, used, as it applied to him as well. Your wishes don't transform history, and your willful ignorance doesn't confer anything on anyone except retarded Boomer nonsense on you.


See? This is the regurgitated NOU stupidity I just want to keep contained in your special thread as much as possible.

Pointing out your inability to argue or reason doesn't constitute NOUing. Which, incidentally, you rely on constantly -- and, as always, with no sense of irony, shame or self-awareness. Best of luck dealing with that.

[Parkbandit]

Nobody cares what your goal is. Regardless of what you choose to cross-post in this thread, your posts on that topic will remain in that thread. And no, it doesn't scream "pay attention to me, Parkbandit," it screams "Look what hilariously retarded Boomer shit Parkbandit is saying because he was too embarrassed to say it in the original thread."

I literally just said I care.. so maybe you shouldn't speak for everyone, especially given your mental illness.

And no, it screams "LOOK WHAT PARKBANDIT POSTED BACK TO ME! OMGOMGOMG HE NOTICED ME!"

Princess.. I created this entire thread for you... you can simp here all you want.


Nope. I called him subservient using the same rhetorical framing that Neveragain, with no sense of self-awareness, used, as it applied to him as well. Your wishes don't transform history, and your willful ignorance doesn't confer anything on anyone except retarded Boomer nonsense on you.

You said this:


I didn't weigh in on this topic, and you just got off 4 years of nonstop Trump and Putin fellating, so you tell me.

Tell me how that isn't insulting.. to claim that Trump and Putin are gay lovers.

Or are you one of those faggots who believe sucking another man's penis doesn't make you gay?


Pointing out your inability to argue or reason doesn't constitute NOUing. Which, incidentally, you rely on constantly -- and, as always, with no sense of irony, shame or self-awareness. Best of luck dealing with that.

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[Methais]

Saying NO U to everything doesn't constitute NOUing. Actually it does. Nevermind. I'm stupid.

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[Ashliana]

I literally just said I care.. so maybe you shouldn't speak for everyone, especially given your mental illness.

And no, it screams "LOOK WHAT PARKBANDIT POSTED BACK TO ME! OMGOMGOMG HE NOTICED ME!"

Princess.. I created this entire thread for you... you can simp here all you want.

Nobody cares what your goal is. Regardless of what you choose to cross-post in this thread, your posts on that topic will remain in that thread. And no, it doesn't scream "pay attention to me, Parkbandit," it screams "Look what hilariously retarded Boomer shit Parkbandit is saying because he was too embarrassed to say it in the original thread."


You said this:

Tell me how that isn't insulting.. to claim that Trump and Putin are gay lovers. Or are you one of those faggots who believe sucking another man's penis doesn't make you gay?

Notice how you referenced what I said, but not what my statement was, itself, referencing? Spoiler Alert: That isn't an accident. I used Neveragain's retarded statement to showcase how his position applied to himself, and was lacking in self-awareness, a common thread for you two Boomers. Best of luck figuring out why your crocodile tears fall flat, and in pretending that you weren't exposed as the most mentally ill person on this forum, sociopathically stalking other men in order to send as many sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible. None of your posts exist in a vacuum.


https://media.tenor.com/images/ff0ea6bff0158a779ef5fdb0c5148b80/tenor.gif

There, there, Parkbandit. Dry those tears. Trump may have spectacularly lost the presidency and Congress -- causing you to lose your shit like your epic meltdown post-Obama's second victory -- but you survived then and you'll survive now. Just hang in there a little longer.

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[Ashliana]

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[Parkbandit]

Notice how you referenced what I said, but not what my statement was, itself, referencing? Spoiler Alert: That isn't an accident. I used Neveragain's retarded statement to showcase how his position applied to himself, and was lacking in self-awareness, a common thread for you two Boomers. Best of luck figuring out why your crocodile tears fall flat, and in pretending that you weren't exposed as the most mentally ill person on this forum, sociopathically stalking other men in order to send as many sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage as possible. None of your posts exist in a vacuum.

What crocodile tears? I said I agree with you... calling straight men faggots IS an insult. Doesn't matter what Neveragain posted about it.. we're talking about your words. You tried to one up him by saying you weren't sucking Biden's dick.. but Trump was sucking Putin's? Like that makes it any less of an insult or less of a gay slur?

Again, I completely agree with you. Nothing is more pathetic than a man being subservient (your word) by sucking another man's cock.

I just find it amusing, coming from you... being the biggest faggot on this site.

Self hate is real... and I don't blame you at all. I can't imagine having to live that fucking pathetic life.

You literally have zero going for yourself.

Yikes.

[Methais]

I hope that I....

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I hope you do too, even if I would miss the entertainment. But it would still be best overall.

[Parkbandit]

I hope you do too, even if I would miss the entertainment. But it would still be best overall.

I don't think It's condition has any cure.

And there was rejoicing, knowing Ashliana will remain the Retard Champion for years and years to come. We just need to keep this thread going or It'll leave us again.

I'm not about to lose another Champion. Cwolff, Backlash and time4fun all stopped posting after receiving the high honor... abandoning their title and their responsibility.

I will NOT allow Ashliana to do the same.

[Ashliana]

What crocodile tears? I said I agree with you... calling straight men faggots IS an insult.

These crocodile tears (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?127772-Terrorists-break-into-US-Capitol-Building&p=2210615#post2210615), in hilariously retarded Boomer fashion. Pointing out that Trump was servile and obsequious enough to sexually please Putin isn't a slam on gays; it's a slam on Trump, and the point isn't "calling a straight guy a faggot."

You being too retarded to understand why your position makes no sense surprises absolutely no one, but that's why you're the Retard Champion.


Doesn't matter what Neveragain posted about it.. we're talking about your words. You tried to one up him by saying you weren't sucking Biden's dick.. but Trump was sucking Putin's? Like that makes it any less of an insult or less of a gay slur?

Neveragain's words aren't irrelevant just because you wish my statement existed in a vacuum, much like you wish yours exist in a vacuum. Your wishes don't change reality. You being butthurt that Neveragain's "logic" being thrown in his face doesn't change anything, and neither do your crocodile tears.


Again, I completely agree with you. Nothing is more pathetic than a man being subservient (your word) by sucking another man's cock.

I just find it amusing, coming from you... being the biggest faggot on this site.

Self hate is real... and I don't blame you at all. I can't imagine having to live that fucking pathetic life.

You literally have zero going for yourself.

Yikes.

You're an uneducated, sixty year old Boomer -- and a fat slob -- at the very tail end of your life, and still have to juggle three jobs. You were exposed as the most mentally ill person on this site, and spent over a decade of your final years on this planet obsessively cycling through the reputation system in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages to other men as possible, full of your trademark impotent rage. It's made even more pathetic by the fact that you haven't played the game this forum's about in years, and yet have the most posts on here.

You drip with self-hatred, Parkbandit, and your lack of self-awareness about it is the most hilarious part. Your spectacular meltdown after Obama's wins, and this months-long meltdown since Trump's loss has had you RADIATING butthurt like a supernova. Your tears and rage at the fact that this forum isn't yours to control -- just like the world keeps changing despite your hysterical crying -- are pure gold.

You'll soon be in the dirt being consumed by worms and bacteria, Tardbandit, when those encrusted veins explode and that barely-functioning mind of yours gives out. You'll be tossed in a ditch, or dumped in a box, never to be thought of again except as a tragic relic of an age gone by. :)


I hope you do too, even if I would miss the entertainment. But it would still be best overall.

Yikes. Being forced to rely on the thing you spend half your posts crying about. Abject hypocrisy suits you, as always.


I don't think It's condition has any cure.

And there was rejoicing, knowing Ashliana will remain the Retard Champion for years and years to come. We just need to keep this thread going or It'll leave us again.

I'm not about to lose another Champion. Cwolff, Backlash and time4fun all stopped posting after receiving the high honor... abandoning their title and their responsibility.

I will NOT allow Ashliana to do the same.

Nobody will be prying that Retard Championship diaper off your bloated waistline, Tardbandit -- fear not. And we won't be rid of you until you're in the ground, rotting. Which, again, won't be that long.

[Methais]

These crocodile tears (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?127772-Terrorists-break-into-US-Capitol-Building&p=2210615#post2210615), in hilariously retarded Boomer fashion. Pointing out that Trump was servile and obsequious enough to sexually please Putin isn't a slam on gays; it's a slam on Trump, and the point isn't "calling a straight guy a faggot."

You being too retarded to understand why your position makes no sense surprises absolutely no one, but that's why you're the Retard Champion.



Neveragain's words aren't irrelevant just because you wish my statement existed in a vacuum, much like you wish yours exist in a vacuum. Your wishes don't change reality. You being butthurt that Neveragain's "logic" being thrown in his face doesn't change anything, and neither do your crocodile tears.



You're an uneducated, sixty year old Boomer -- and a fat slob -- at the very tail end of your life, and still have to juggle three jobs. You were exposed as the most mentally ill person on this site, and spent over a decade of your final years on this planet obsessively cycling through the reputation system in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages to other men as possible, full of your trademark impotent rage. It's made even more pathetic by the fact that you haven't played the game this forum's about in years, and yet have the most posts on here.

You drip with self-hatred, Parkbandit, and your lack of self-awareness about it is the most hilarious part. Your spectacular meltdown after Obama's wins, and this months-long meltdown since Trump's loss has had you RADIATING butthurt like a supernova. Your tears and rage at the fact that this forum isn't yours to control -- just like the world keeps changing despite your hysterical crying -- are pure gold.

You'll soon be in the dirt being consumed by worms and bacteria, Tardbandit, when those encrusted veins explode and that barely-functioning mind of yours gives out. You'll be tossed in a ditch, or dumped in a box, never to be thought of again except as a tragic relic of an age gone by. :)



Yikes. Being forced to rely on the thing you spend half your posts crying about. Abject hypocrisy suits you, as always.



Nobody will be prying that Retard Championship diaper off your bloated waistline, Tardbandit -- fear not. And we won't be rid of you until you're in the ground, rotting. Which, again, won't be that long.



Today I learned that Ashliana doesn't understand the difference between crocodile tears and calling out someone else's hypocrisy and double standards.

More undeniable proof that Ashliana is a raging racist gay gayphobe.

[~Rocktar~]

I don't think It's condition has any cure.

And there was rejoicing, knowing Ashliana will remain the Retard Champion for years and years to come. We just need to keep this thread going or It'll leave us again.

I'm not about to lose another Champion. Cwolff, Backlash and time4fun all stopped posting after receiving the high honor... abandoning their title and their responsibility.

I will NOT allow Ashliana to do the same.

Durn quitters.

[Ashliana]

Today I learned that Ashliana doesn't understand the difference between crocodile tears and calling out someone else's hypocrisy and double standards.

More undeniable proof that Ashliana is a raging racist gay gayphobe.

Today Methais learned that, despite his 12,001st consecutive attempt to change reality wish his wishes, it still didn't happen. Better luck next time!

[Methais]

Today Methais learned that, despite his 12,001st consecutive attempt to change reality wish his wishes, it still didn't happen. Better luck next time!

That's exactly how a raging racist gay gayphobe would respond.

You're not very good at hiding your bigotry.

Reported enjoy your ban 4 lyfe.

[Ashliana]

That's exactly how a raging racist gay gayphobe would respond.

You're not very good at hiding your bigotry.

Reported enjoy your ban 4 lyfe.

Today Methais learned that, despite his 12,002nd consecutive attempt to change reality wish his wishes, it still didn't happen. Better luck next time!

[Methais]

Today Methais learned that, despite his 12,002nd consecutive attempt to change reality wish his wishes, it still didn't happen. Better luck next time!

Only a huge racist would include the number 12,003 in their next post.

A gayphobe racist.

[Ashliana]

Only a huge racist would include the number 12,003 in their next post.

A gayphobe racist.


Today Methais learned that, despite his 12,003rd consecutive attempt to change reality wish his wishes, it still didn't happen. Stay upset about your inability to control people. Better luck next time!

[Parkbandit]

Thursday reminder to Ashliana: Post in this thread.

Thank you for not leaving us again.

[Methais]

Today Methais learned that, despite his 12,002nd consecutive attempt to change reality wish his wishes, it still didn't happen. Better luck next time!


Only a huge racist would include the number 12,003 in their next post.

A gayphobe racist.




Today Methais learned that, despite his 12,003rd consecutive attempt to change reality wish his wishes, it still didn't happen. Stay upset about your inability to control people. Better luck next time!

Confirmed that Ashliana is a gayphobe racist by his own admission.

Ashliana definitely has a Hitler lunchbox.

[Ashliana]

Thursday reminder to Parkbandit: Post in this thread.

Thank you for not leaving us again.


Confirmed that Ashliana is a gayphobe racist by his own admission.

Ashliana definitely has a Hitler lunchbox.

Today Methais learned that, despite his 12,004th consecutive attempt to change reality with his wishes, it still didn't happen. Stay upset about your inability to control people. Better luck next time!

[Methais]

I'm in denial of everything outside of my bubble of pretend

Yes.

[Ashliana]

Yes.

Today Methais learned that, despite his 12,005th consecutive attempt to change reality with his wishes, it still didn't happen. Better luck next time!

[Methais]

Today Methais learned that, despite his 12,005th consecutive attempt to change reality with his wishes, it still didn't happen. Better luck next time!

I know you must be super proud that you've managed to count this high to begin with, so tell me something involving the number 12,006 like a special big boy.

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[Ashliana]

I know you must be super proud that you've managed to count this high to begin with, so tell me something involving the number 12,006 like a special big boy.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/BjHIjM2YFC3rEUaMrw/giphy.gif

You're out of date -- 006 was the other thread. But Today Methais learned that, despite his 12,007th consecutive attempt to change reality with his wishes, it still didn't happen. Better luck next time!

[Methais]

You're out of date -- 006 was the other thread. But Today Methais learned that, despite his 12,007th consecutive attempt to change reality with his wishes, it still didn't happen. Better luck next time!

Thanks for posting how I intended for you to while you thought you were being a big rebel on the internet.

Do it again, but this time with the number 12,008.

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Fun fact: As I'm typing this, Ashliana is mashing F5.

Real time footage of Ashliana:
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[Ashliana]

Thanks for posting how I intended for you to while you thought you were being a big rebel on the internet.

Do it again, but this time with the number 12,008.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/BjHIjM2YFC3rEUaMrw/giphy.gif

Fun fact: As I'm typing this, Ashliana is mashing F5.

Real time footage of Ashliana:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AgitatedQuarterlyAsiaticlesserfreshwaterclam-max-1mb.gif

How unfortunate -- you got the numbers wrong again. Drawback of you simultaneously doing the same thing in multiple threads.

Today, Big Mad Methais learned that, despite his 12,009th consecutive attempt to change reality with his wishes, it still didn't happen. Better luck next time!

[Parkbandit]

Normal people when Big Mad Methais tries to change reality with his wishes:

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What would you know about normal people though?

[Ashliana]

Thursday reminder to Parkbandit: Post in this thread.

Thank you for not leaving us again.What would you know about normal people though?

Is this the part where you pretend that you're normal? Because normal 60 year-olds spend more than a decade of their life obsessively stalking the forum dedicated to an ancient game they no longer play, in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages to other men as possible, full of impotent rage?

[Parkbandit]

Is this the part where you pretend that you're normal? Because normal 60 year-olds spend more than a decade of their life obsessively stalking the forum dedicated to an ancient game they no longer play, in order to leave as many sociopathic, sexually graphic messages to other men as possible, full of impotent rage?

Compared to you.. everyone here is normal.

This isn't speaking about anyone except how abnormal you are.

The only saving grace is knowing that your abnormal genes die with you.. and proves Darwin was right.

[Methais]

How unfortunate -- you got the numbers wrong again. Drawback of you simultaneously doing the same thing in multiple threads.

Today, Big Mad Methais learned that, despite his 12,009th consecutive attempt to change reality with his wishes, it still didn't happen. Better luck next time!

I had such high hopes in this thread that you finally learned how to count. But as usual, I gave you too much credit. As usual, you're a disappointment.

Still though...that's only .000000000000000000000001% of the disappointment your parents face daily.

[Ashliana]

Compared to you.. everyone here is normal.

This isn't speaking about anyone except how abnormal you are.

You spent countless hours of your life, starting in your late 40s, over the course of more than a decade, obsessively cycling through the rep system of a forum dedicated to a game you don't even play any more, in order to leave as many sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to other men as you could.

You are the poster child for mental illness.


The only saving grace is knowing that your abnormal genes die with you.. and proves Darwin was right.

We can add biology to the mountainous list of things Parkbandit doesn't know anything about. Nobody expects someone who cleans ducts for a living to have an informed opinion about genetics, though.

[Ashliana]

I had such high hopes in this thread that you finally learned how to count. But as usual, I gave you too much credit. As usual, you're a disappointment.

Still though...that's only .000000000000000000000001% of the disappointment your parents face daily.

Alas, you jumping the gun and throwing out the wrong number is an error on your part, no one else's. Best of luck with the projection, though. :)

[Methais]

You spent countless hours of your life, starting in your late 40s, over the course of more than a decade, obsessively cycling through the rep system of a forum dedicated to a game you don't even play any more, in order to leave as many sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to other men as you could.

You've spent more "countless hours" repeating this dumb shit over and over than anyone else on the forum has spent doing anything at all except perhaps breathing.

Not that you'll ever have the mental capacity to realize this, and instead you'll cry in denial while accusing other people of trying to "change reality" in the usual Ashliana mentally ill fashion.




Alas, you jumping the gun and throwing out the wrong number is an error on your part, no one else's. Best of luck with the projection, though. :)

Regardless of you trying super hard to be clever by thread jumping and mashing F5 constantly, make sure your next post contains more numbers.

I insist.

[Ashliana]

You've spent more "countless hours" repeating this dumb shit over and over than anyone else on the forum has spent doing anything at all except perhaps breathing.

Not that you'll ever have the mental capacity to realize this, and instead you'll cry in denial while accusing other people of trying to "change reality" in the usual Ashliana mentally ill fashion.

How many people does it take to have a pointless conversation where people repeat dumb shit to each other over and over? Is it just one? Oh.

Not that you'll ever have the mental capacity to realize this, and instead you'll cry in denial while accusing other people of wasting their time while, for some reason, doing the same thing without a shred of irony or self-awareness.


Regardless of you trying super hard to be clever by thread jumping and mashing F5 constantly, make sure your next post contains more numbers.

I insist.

You're really bad at this.

[Parkbandit]

You spent countless hours of your life, starting in your late 40s, over the course of more than a decade, obsessively cycling through the rep system of a forum dedicated to a game you don't even play any more, in order to leave as many sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to other men as you could.

You are the poster child for mental illness.

You can just read your posts in this and other threads to know that even though you are the MOST experienced person WITH mental illness here.. that experience doesn't aid you in overcoming it.


We can add biology to the mountainous list of things Parkbandit doesn't know anything about. Nobody expects someone who cleans ducts for a living to have an informed opinion about genetics, though.

You're "gay", even though a more appropriate term would be asexual and it's not by your choice.. it's by everyone that ever meets you.

No one wants to be around you, let alone wants to be naked near you.

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You're abnormal genes will die with you and the world rejoices.