A thread for Ashliana

[Methais]

I wish that just one time I could come up with something other than NO U. But I'm too stupid.

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[Ashliana]

I cry about "NOUs" constantly, despite relying on them constantly without a shred of self-awareness. But come on! This time, it's very important to me that I have an pretext for dismissing everything you said. Can't we count it as a NOU? Please? I need it, in order to white knight for Parkbandit.

Yikes. Best of luck with that.

[Methais]

I wonder what being creative is like.

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[Ashliana]

I wonder what having self-awareness is like.

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[Methais]

I wonder what having self-awareness is like.

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[Parkbandit]

That certainly was a lot of paragraphs just to say NO U over and over. :lol:

Seriously. For a lazy, drain on society.. he sure puts forth a great deal of effort on an unofficial forum for a text based roleplaying game.

Imagine if he gave this type of endeavor to his life!

[Ashliana]

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Now that was a NOU. You'd think, as someone who cries and whines about them constantly, you wouldn't need that explained to you. But if you were capable of learning, you wouldn't be a Trump supporter, so...

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Seriously. For a lazy, drain on society.. he sure puts forth a great deal of effort on an unofficial forum for a text based roleplaying game.

Imagine if he gave this type of endeavor to his life!

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You must be relieved that Methais gave you what you thought was a pretext for not not substantively replying. But it's obvious why you didn't: you weren't able to come up with anything.

Best of luck coming to terms with that, and in dealing with the lack of self-awareness it took to comment on the effort anyone else has put into the forum where you are literally the most prolific poster, with 10,000 more posts than the 2nd most obsessed person, Methais. If you'd given your life the amount of effort you put into this forum, perhaps you wouldn't clean ducts for a living. Or you'd be retired. :rofl:

[Ashliana]

Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[time4fun]

Sorry but you're gonna have to try way harder than that if you ever have any hopes of reclaiming your Retard Championship belt back from Ashlianus.

You do have an ace up your sleeve though, so let's test it out...


Hey Ashlianus, can males lactate? Not trans men or whatever, but actual males. Please advise.

They actually can (https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/).

It's honestly fascinating to watch you all build a collective falsehood because you don't *want* something to be true, despite it being well documented.

[Parkbandit]

They actually can (https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/).

It's honestly fascinating to watch you all build a collective falsehood because you don't *want* something to be true, despite it being well documented.

Welcome back, time4fun! I, for one, am glad you decided to come back.

[time4fun]

So I'm guessing the answer to my first question is "no" and the answer to my second question is "yes."

Your question misses the point entirely.

What hasn't quite sunk in is that defining gender solely by the genitals someone is born with is itself arbitrary and culturally specific.

That is not, and never has been, a universal definition of gender. It's not how India has defined gender for at last 2,000 years, nor how most Native American tribes defined theirs. It's not how the Buginese (with their 3 sexes and 5 genders) define gender. And it's not how ancient Egyptians defined gender (they had 3).

It's not even the definition of gender in your own culture.

[Luntz]

Your question misses the point entirely.

What hasn't quite sunk in is that defining gender solely by the genitals someone is born with is itself arbitrary and culturally specific.

That is not, and never has been, a universal definition of gender. It's not how India has defined gender for at last 2,000 years, nor how most Native American tribes defined theirs. It's not how the Buginese (with their 3 sexes and 5 genders) define gender. And it's not how ancient Egyptians defined gender (they had 3).

It's not even the definition of gender in your own culture.

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"IM A LADY AND IF U CAN'T SEE THAT, UR A HOMOPHOBE, ALSO SUCK MY LADY DICK" - Vishra, 2021

[Ashliana]

Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
Welcome back, time4fun! I, for one, am glad you decided to come back.

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[Parkbandit]

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Easy Ashliana... time4fun won't stand a chance taking your title away. I can spread out my attention to all the most retarded among you.

Each of you "special" people are important to my long term entertainment from this forum.

[Neveragain]

Your question misses the point entirely.

What hasn't quite sunk in is that defining gender solely by the genitals someone is born with is itself arbitrary and culturally specific.

That is not, and never has been, a universal definition of gender. It's not how India has defined gender for at last 2,000 years, nor how most Native American tribes defined theirs. It's not how the Buginese (with their 3 sexes and 5 genders) define gender. And it's not how ancient Egyptians defined gender (they had 3).

It's not even the definition of gender in your own culture.

I believe in creation, we have books, it must be real and you must recognize what I believe to be true or you're a bigot.

Many American Indians believe Devil's Tower is actually a giant tree that sprouted to protect a little boy and girl from a giant bear that was chasing them. It must be true.

[Ashliana]

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Easy Ashliana... time4fun won't stand a chance taking your title away. I can spread out my attention to all the most retarded among you.

Each of you "special" people are important to my long term entertainment from this forum.

Oh, dear. You've had another Alzheimer's episode. Looks like it's time for another trip to the neurologist. :(

[Methais]

Now that was a NOU. You'd think, as someone who cries and whines about them constantly, you wouldn't need that explained to you. But if you were capable of learning, you wouldn't be a Trump supporter, so...

According to your own Ashlianus logic, that's just me mocking you, and therefore not an actual NO U.

Are the rules changing again? Please advise.

gg taking the bait again. Now you're trapped in a vortex of your own retard logic.

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[Methais]

They actually can (https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/).

It's honestly fascinating to watch you all build a collective falsehood because you don't *want* something to be true, despite it being well documented.

You're gonna have to do better than that if you plan on reclaiming your Retard Championship title back from Ashlianus.

I just don't think you have what it takes anymore. You'd be punching up at this point, and that's really saying something.

[Ashliana]

According to your own Ashlianus logic, that's just me mocking you, and therefore not an actual NO U.

Are the rules changing again? Please advise.

No, we're just back to your comical inability to apply logic. Because you're an idiot. See how easy that was?


gg taking the bait again. Now you're trapped in a vortex of your own retard logic.

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You act retarded, you get called retarded. If your defense is "i WaS jUsT pReTeNdiNg tO bE rEtARdEd tO bAiT yOu," that's your business. You're still retarded, regardless of whether you're being stupid performatively. Best of luck coming to terms with that.

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You're gonna have to do better than that if you plan on reclaiming your Retard Championship title back from Ashlianus.

I just don't think you have what it takes anymore. You'd be punching up at this point, and that's really saying something.

Oh, dear. PB's Alzheimer's seems to be spreading. Have you been drinking water with a high lead content?

[Methais]

No, we're just back to your comical inability to apply logic. Because you're an idiot. See how easy that was?



You act retarded, you get called retarded. If your defense is "i WaS jUsT pReTeNdiNg tO bE rEtARdEd tO bAiT yOu," that's your business. You're still retarded, regardless of whether you're being stupid performatively. Best of luck coming to terms with that.

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Oh, dear. PB's Alzheimer's seems to be spreading. Have you been drinking water with a high lead content?


Someone is super upset over the fact that they can't help but take the bait 100% of the time and keep looking more and more stupid because they can't keep up with their own ever-changing-when-it's-convenient tard logic.


Here's a hint as to who that someone is:

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So either that wasn't a NO U and you're moving goalposts again, or it was a NO U, which therefore wrecks 100% of your previous claims of "Me NO U'ing your post wasn't really a NO U because <insert Ashlianus retard logic>"


Either way, the end result is you're still a giant butthurt tard.

In before "NO I'm not butthurt, U are butthurt!"

Also in before "Just because you know how I'm going to reply before I reply doesn't mean I'm super predictable it just means you're stupid because <insert Ashlianus retard logic shrieking>"

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[Astray]

I am surprised Ric Flair is still goddamn alive. All those roids are probably acting as a preservative at this point in his life.

[Ashliana]

Someone is super upset over the fact that they can't help but take the bait 100% of the time and keep looking more and more stupid because they can't keep up with their own ever-changing-when-it's-convenient tard logic.


Here's a hint as to who that someone is:

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Someone is super upset that "pretending" to be retarded gets you retarded. Your hysterical cries of "bUt i WaS oNlY pReTenDinG aNd yOu ToOk tHe BaIt!" don't change anything.


So either that wasn't a NO U and you're moving goalposts again, or it was a NO U, which therefore wrecks 100% of your previous claims of "Me NO U'ing your post wasn't really a NO U because <insert Ashlianus retard logic>"

Either way, the end result is you're still a giant butthurt tard.

In before "NO I'm not butthurt, U are butthurt!"

Demonstrating you didn't understand what I was talking about previously still doesn't make your case here, much to your obvious dismay. You keep crying and whining about NOUs, yet rely on them constantly. Your hypocrisy has nothing to do with me, and you transparently babbling with performatively retarded nonsense doesn't change reality.


Also in before "Just because you know how I'm going to reply before I reply doesn't mean I'm super predictable it just means you're stupid because <insert Ashlianus retard logic shrieking>"

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Again, much to your obvious dismay, predicting that your post is going to be easily dismantled doesn't change anything. Your control issues are hilarious, Methais, but your issue to deal with. Best of luck!

[Methais]

Someone is super upset that "pretending" to be retarded gets you retarded. Your hysterical cries of "bUt i WaS oNlY pReTenDinG aNd yOu ToOk tHe BaIt!" don't change anything.



Demonstrating you didn't understand what I was talking about previously still doesn't make your case here, much to your obvious dismay. You keep crying and whining about NOUs, yet rely on them constantly. Your hypocrisy has nothing to do with me, and you transparently babbling with performatively retarded nonsense doesn't change reality.



Again, much to your obvious dismay, predicting that your post is going to be easily dismantled doesn't change anything. Your control issues are hilarious, Methais, but your issue to deal with. Best of luck!

Gosh, the last thing I ever expected from you was another super predictable NO U...

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[Ashliana]

Gosh, the last thing I ever expected from you was another super predictable NO U...

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"You're wrong" and "you're bad at applying logic" isn't "NOU."

Best of luck coming to terms with reality.

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[Methais]

Best of luck coming to terms with reality.

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[Ashliana]

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Does it need to be pointed out this time? Or can you figure it out?

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[Parkbandit]

I am surprised Ric Flair is still goddamn alive. All those roids are probably acting as a preservative at this point in his life.

To be fair, Flair never looked like he took that many steroids. He was never the biggest or the strongest.. he just had a great talk game.

I'm sure he probably did towards the end of his career though.. but there are obvious wrestlers that were poster children for roid rage.

[Parkbandit]

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[Methais]

Does it need to be pointed out this time? Or can you figure it out?

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Yes I know how you want to NO U me calling out your lack of self awareness sooooooooooo bad, but you can't because you know how stupid you'll look, even though you really should be used to that by now.

Fun fact: The only person on this entire forum who doesn't think you're a ginormous retard is you.

























































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[Tgo01]

What hasn't quite sunk in is that defining gender solely by the genitals someone is born with is itself arbitrary and culturally specific.

So now science is “arbitrary” and “culturally specific.” Interesting.

If only you were capable of feeling shame you would be pretty embarrassed right now.

[Ashliana]

Yes I know how you want to NO U me calling out your lack of self awareness sooooooooooo bad, but you can't because you know how stupid you'll look, even though you really should be used to that by now.

Fun fact: The only person on this entire forum who doesn't think you're a ginormous retard is you.

in b4 Ashlianus leaves a gap just like this in his reply leading up to a gif at the bottom.

Your issues with your lack of self-awareness, hypocrisy, poor reading comprehension, inability to reason, etc., are all well-documented. The only difference here is that you, once again, have fooled yourself into thinking that preemptively declaring something prevents the other person from calling you out.

Much to your obvious, teeth-gnashing dismay: It doesn't. Or will you be following this up with yet another round of ego-soothing "i wAs JuSt PrEteNdInG tO bE ReTarDeD, yOu tOoK tHe BaIt!" mental gymnastics?

:rofl: Your hilarious control issues are your own issue to work out. Best of luck with them.

[Ashliana]

What hasn't quite sunk in is that defining gender solely by the genitals someone is born with is itself arbitrary and culturally specific.
So now science is “arbitrary” and “culturally specific.” Interesting.

If only you were capable of feeling shame you would be pretty embarrassed right now.

She's got the right of it, based on the science. You didn't.

If only you were capable of feeling shame you would be pretty embarrassed right now.

[Methais]

My issues with my lack of self-awareness, hypocrisy, poor reading comprehension, inability to reason, etc., are all well-documented. The only difference here is that I, once again, have fooled myself into thinking that shrieking mentally ill CTRL+V retardedness in every direction prevents the other person from predicting my stupidity before I prove them correct.

Much to my obvious, teeth-gnashing dismay: It doesn't. Which is why I will be be following this up with with yet more "i wAs JuSt PrEteNdInG tO bE ReTarDeD wHeN i ToOk ThE bAiT!" mental gymnastics.

:rofl: My hilarious issues with being massively against personal hygiene are my own issue to work out. In the meantime, grandma will just have to cover her nose.

This is all correct.

[Ashliana]

My issues with my lack of self-awareness, hypocrisy, poor reading comprehension, inability to reason, etc., are all well-documented. The only difference here is that I, once again, have fooled myself into thinking that you responding the same way when I keep making the same nonsensical assertions somehow reflects on you instead of me. My shrieking mentally ill CTRL+V retardedness in every direction somehow reflects on you when you put me in my place for it and I'm left with nothing but a sobbing mess of mental gymnastics about how "i wAs JuSt PrEteNdInG tO bE ReTarDeD, yOu ToOk ThE bAiT!"

This is all correct.

[Neveragain]

So now science is “arbitrary” and “culturally specific.” Interesting.

If only you were capable of feeling shame you would be pretty embarrassed right now.

It must be true, because, the cultures that live in squalor believe it to be true.

[Ashliana]

It must be true, because, the cultures that live in squalor believe it to be true.

There are at least three levels of hilarious stupidity in your statement. Spectacular self-parody of conservatives as always. Bravo.

[Neveragain]

Devils Tower really is a giant tree that sprouted from the ground. The American Indian may not have ever figured out the wheel but when it came to genders, they were genius.

I agree, Ash. Every kink should be considered a gender.

[time4fun]

So now science is “arbitrary” and “culturally specific.” Interesting.

If only you were capable of feeling shame you would be pretty embarrassed right now.

Oh you poor man.

Did you really read that sentence and interpret it as "science is arbitrary and culturally specific"?

That's not even remotely close to what it said. In fact, you managed to effectively interpret it in a way that contradicts a key tenant of the argument. You also managed to imply a factually incorrect belief of "science" about gender.

I'm curious- are you making obviously incorrect statements to avoid having to acknowledge that you were wrong, or did you genuinely not understand the argument?

[Parkbandit]

Oh you poor man.

Did you really read that sentence and interpret it as "science is arbitrary and culturally specific"?

That's not even remotely close to what it said. In fact, you managed to effectively interpret it in a way that contradicts a key tenant of the argument. You also managed to imply a factually incorrect belief of "science" about gender.

I'm curious- are you making obviously incorrect statements to avoid having to acknowledge that you were wrong, or did you genuinely not understand the argument?

Hey, can you make a special thread of your own, titled maybe "time4fun and "her" male lactation and gender dysphoria thread"

This one is specifically to troll Ashliana. This is, by far, the most successful troll thread ever created. I tried this once with Backlash.. but it just didn't have the staying power this one does.

He was "smart" enough not to fall for it.

Thankfully, Ashliana isn't.

Ashliana is the Retard Champion GOAT.

[Tgo01]

Oh you poor man.

Did you really read that sentence and interpret it as "science is arbitrary and culturally specific"?

So did scientists study these people to determine what makes them unique genders or did they just decide they were different genders and you went along with it? Sort of like how you claimed men just decided to start lactating and feed babies with their non-existent man milk?

[Neveragain]

Hey, can you make a special thread of your own, titled maybe "time4fun and "her" male lactation and gender dysphoria thread"

This one is specifically to troll Ashliana. This is, by far, the most successful troll thread ever created. I tried this once with Backlash.. but it just didn't have the staying power this one does.

He was "smart" enough not to fall for it.

Thankfully, Ashliana isn't.

Ashliana is the Retard Champion GOAT.

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[Ashliana]

I agree, Ash. Every kink should be considered a gender.

Nonsensical response acknowledged.


Hey, can you make a special thread of your own, titled maybe "time4fun and "her" male lactation and gender dysphoria thread"

This one is specifically to troll Ashliana. This is, by far, the most successful troll thread ever created. I tried this once with Backlash.. but it just didn't have the staying power this one does.

He was "smart" enough not to fall for it.

Thankfully, Ashliana isn't.

This thread is your defining achievement on the forum -- except the achievement isn't trolling, it's simply you being stupid enough to create a permanent monument to your hilarious, spectacular butthurt and emotional devastation at Trump's loss. It only took you a few weeks to stop sobbing after Obama won the 2nd time, but I've managed to get you to hysterically ragepost for almost half a year, and now you've painted yourself into an unwinnable shitposting war, a retarded prison of your own making that you weren't smart enough to leave yourself a face-saving exit out of.

So thank you for giving me the opportunity to turn what was your 13 year spree of private crying and raging into your ongoing public meltdown, an easy way to both demonstrate how hilariously obsessed you are AND to repay you by keeping you trapped in this thread until your cholesterol-clogged arteries explode and your family tosses you in a ditch to rot. Since you're 60 years old and a fat slob, we know that isn't far off. :)


Ashliana is the Retard Champion GOAT.

As with your peerless meltdowns, you also lack any peers in the stupidity department. This forum is far beyond tribal, beyond partisan, and yet your "mastery" of your own native language was so comically poor you had to be put in your place by a fellow conservative. You can hold your championship diaper up with pride. Not even InfoWars-swilling Rocktard or anus-obsessed Methais is taking that diaper from you.

[Parkbandit]

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Fact remains: You are the only person to fall for this troll thread in the history of the forum. This ranks right down there with the entire Kierphe Event of 2010.

You can't help being the dumbest person in any group.

[Ashliana]

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You are a 60 year old man who cleans ducts for a living and spend all your free time on a forum dedicated to a game you haven't played in years, where you regularly humiliate yourself in threads with hilariously poor reading comprehension, tragically poor reasoning, to the point where, despite this forum being incredibly tribal and partisan, other conservatives have to gently let you down. When you inevitably -- and often -- embarrass yourself in threads, you get upset and vent your impotent rage via hysterical, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to those strangers who bruised your fee-fees in online arguments.

Thank you, as always, for being baited into making both your numerous shortcomings public -- rather than just in messages solely to me as you've been doing for the last 13 years -- along with exposing how hilariously obsessed you are with me, Tardbandit, and how emotionally distraught Trump's loss has made you. You hold the undisputed record for longest meltdown thread in PC history.

:clap:

Oh, and best of luck figuring out that "NOU" isn't short for "things I wish Ashliana hadn't said, that I have absolutely no answer to." :rofl:

[Astray]

To be fair, Flair never looked like he took that many steroids. He was never the biggest or the strongest.. he just had a great talk game.

I'm sure he probably did towards the end of his career though.. but there are obvious wrestlers that were poster children for roid rage.

He used to do them with Hogan like clockwork.

[Ashliana]

Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[beldannon5]

Wednesday reminder for Ahsalina to get a job and shut up.

[Bhaalizmo]

Wednesday reminder for Ahsalina to get a job and shut up.

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[Parkbandit]

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Come on now Ashliana... don't stop posting in your thread now! We have a big month of July coming up with more hoops for you to jump through!

[Ashliana]

Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/119/510/bump.gif

Come on now Ashliana... don't stop posting in your thread now! We have a big month of July coming up with more hoops for you to jump through!

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[Ashliana]

Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Neveragain]

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17 hours later......



Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Ashliana]

17 hours later......

Yes, that's how new days work. :)

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[Neveragain]

Yes, that's how new days work. :)

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Exactly. A new day of you screaming from your cell about how you're not in a cell.

[Ashliana]

Exactly. A new day of you screaming from your cell about how you're not in a cell.

Sorry you're butthurt that Parkbandit started a shitposting war he can't win. Best of luck coming to terms with it, and with you being so bootyblasted by being called out as a shameless racist.

[Methais]

I am never correct.

This is correct.




Oh you poor man.

Did you really read that sentence and interpret it as "science is arbitrary and culturally specific"?

That's not even remotely close to what it said. In fact, you managed to effectively interpret it in a way that contradicts a key tenant of the argument. You also managed to imply a factually incorrect belief of "science" about gender.

I'm curious- are you making obviously incorrect statements to avoid having to acknowledge that you were wrong, or did you genuinely not understand the argument?

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Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

Still staying up past your bedtime. Grandma must be proud of you this week. Did you manage to go an entire day without shitting your pants in order to stay up past your bedtime another night?


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Look at you simping for Ashlianus according to Ashlianus logic.

Fun fact: You might be even less creative than Ashlianus, and that's really saying something.


17 hours later......

Remember, it's really Ashlianus who has everyone else trapped in this thread. The fact that Ashlianus is literally the only one who can't stop posting in here 24/7 is irrelevant and is just further evidence that he's putting everyone else in their place...














































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Sorry you're butthurt that Parkbandit started a shitposting war he can't win. Best of luck coming to terms with it, and with you being so bootyblasted by being called out as a shameless racist.

lol @ "win"

This thread is super important to you.

[Ashliana]

This is correct.

Still staying up past your bedtime. Grandma must be proud of you this week. Did you manage to go an entire day without shitting your pants in order to stay up past your bedtime another night?

Best of luck getting over your reliance on fantasies, wishes and prayers. :)


Look at you simping for Ashlianus according to Ashlianus logic.

As we've discussed, you're really bad at applying logic. When someone else has your hundreds of posts, usually daily, simping and white knighting, then you might have a point. Much to your obvious dismay, you don't.


Fun fact: You might be even less creative than Ashlianus, and that's really saying something.

There's that cringe-inducing lack of self-awareness again.


Remember, it's really Ashlianus who has everyone else trapped in this thread. The fact that Ashlianus is literally the only one who can't stop posting in here 24/7 is irrelevant and is just further evidence that he's putting everyone else in their place...

You being too stupid to understand what's being said, and why, and how your logic applies to both you and PB, only reflects on you.






























































































































































































































































































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lol @ "win"

This thread is super important to you.

Your mental gymnastics about giving me a regular opportunity to put you in your place don't change anything. If you want a daily platform to embarrass yourself and demonstrate your comical inability to use basic reasoning, I'm here for you, Methais.

[Methais]

Best of luck getting over your reliance on fantasies, wishes and prayers. :)



As we've discussed, you're really bad at applying logic. When someone else has your hundreds of posts, usually daily, simping and white knighting, then you might have a point. Much to your obvious dismay, you don't.





There's that cringe-inducing lack of self-awareness again.



You being too stupid to understand what's being said, and why, and how your logic applies to both you and PB, only reflects on you.

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Your mental gymnastics about giving me a regular opportunity to put you in your place don't change anything. If you want a platform to embarrass yourself and your comical inability to use basic reasoning, I'm here for you, Methais.

The fact that you really think you are or have ever put anyone in their place is the single best thing about this entire thread.

Stop simping for Bhaalizmo btw.


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[Parkbandit]

Sorry you're butthurt that Parkbandit started a shitposting war he can't win. Best of luck coming to terms with it, and with you being so bootyblasted by being called out as a shameless racist.

Wut?

I can't win?

I won 4 minutes after I created this thread. I tried the same thing with Backlash a few years back, but alas he didn't fall for it and that thread puttered out after a day or two.

THIS thread though, is going on 2100 posts where 15% of all your posts in the past 13 years are in a troll thread I created.. where you have more than twice as many posts as anyone else.. and it's been going on for almost 5 months straight now! I've forced you to respond to every post, knowing you can't stop yourself.

This thread has been a joy to watch blossom into the masterpiece I didn't even believe was possible.

Thank you! I look forward to forcing you to respond for years and years to come.

Because I'm literally that petty... and I don't want to lose another Retard Champion because they have the slightest bit of self respect to not fall for something this transparent.

[Ashliana]

The fact that you really think you are or have ever put anyone in their place is the single best thing about this entire thread.

Is this where you rationalize being humiliated over and over again with your usual "i WaS oNlY pReTeNdiNG tO bE rEtArDeD aNd YoU tOoK tHe BaIt!!" mental gymnastics?

Your stupidity -- performative or otherwise -- reflects on you, no matter how hilariously upset you get about it.


Stop simping for Bhaalizmo btw.

Translation: "My daily simping for PB, in the hundreds in this thread alone, somehow doesn't reflect on me! But the half-dozen comments Bhaalizmo has made pointing out my retardation? Total simping, bro!"

Super convincing argument.

https://media.giphy.com/media/8PBfNDoySmsRc49P4F/giphy.gif



Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
Wut?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg


I can't win?

I won 4 minutes after I created this thread. I tried the same thing with Backlash a few years back, but alas he didn't fall for it and that thread puttered out after a day or two.

:rofl: You lost by making it. It demonstrates how emotionally distraught at Trump's loss, and being humiliated in one thread too many. Your hysterical obsession made you start an unwinnable shitposting war you were too retarded to leave yourself a face-saving exit from.


THIS thread though, is going on 2100 posts where 15% of all your posts in the past 13 years are in a troll thread I created.. where you have more than twice as many posts as anyone else.. and it's been going on for almost 5 months straight now! I've forced you to respond to every post, knowing you can't stop yourself.

Your mental gymnastics about "bUt sOmE pErCeNt oF yOuR pOsTs aRe iN tHe ThReAd!" don't mean anything. You're forced, each day, to post. You demonstrated it the other day when you humiliated Methais -- totally unprompted -- and for no reason other than you're obsessed (and retarded).


This thread has been a joy to watch blossom into the masterpiece I didn't even believe was possible.

This thread is a spectacular monument to your complete emotional devastation at Trump's loss. You've been radiating butthurt like a supernova, and it's been an absolute pleasure to watch you freak out day after day, hoping to be rescued by Methais.


Thank you! I look forward to forcing you to respond for years and years to come.

Your ambitions, as always, remain tiny. We already knew that about you, though, considering you clean ducts for a living. We'll be posting in this thread until you're a corpse in the ground, being consumed by worms and bacteria. Which, again, won't be long given that you're a 60 year-old fat slob. :)


Because I'm literally that petty... and I don't want to lose another Retard Champion because they have the slightest bit of self respect to not fall for something this transparent.

Admitting that you're petty is the only statement in your entire nonsensical post with any self-awareness. Alas, you then lacked the self-awareness to tell that you being conned -- into making the longest, most spectacular meltdown in PC history, and into moving your decade-plus long obsession with me into broad daylight for all to see -- reflects on you.

[Parkbandit]

You seem upset because I proved that Backlash is more intelligent than you.

It's ok. July is coming up and we will have brand new hoops for you to jump through.

Stay tuned!

[Methais]

Is this where you rationalize being humiliated over and over again with your usual "i WaS oNlY pReTeNdiNG tO bE rEtArDeD aNd YoU tOoK tHe BaIt!!" mental gymnastics?

Your stupidity -- performative or otherwise -- reflects on you, no matter how hilariously upset you get about it.

It's almost as if you don't have the first clue how obvious your projection is 100% of the time you post.



Translation: "My daily simping for PB, in the hundreds in this thread alone, somehow doesn't reflect on me! But the half-dozen comments Bhaalizmo has made pointing out my retardation? Total simping, bro!"

Super convincing argument.

And again. :lol:




:rofl: You lost by making it. It demonstrates how emotionally distraught at Trump's loss, and being humiliated in one thread too many. Your hysterical obsession made you start an unwinnable shitposting war you were too retarded to leave yourself a face-saving exit from. You're stuck here



Your mental gymnastics about "bUt sOmE pErCeNt oF yOuR pOsTs aRe iN tHe ThReAd!" don't mean anything. You're forced, each day, to post. You demonstrated it the other day when you humiliated Methais -- totally unprompted -- and for no reason other than you're obsessed (and retarded).



This thread is a spectacular monument to your complete emotional devastation at Trump's loss. You've been radiating butthurt like a supernova, and it's been an absolute pleasure to watch you freak out day after day, hoping to be rescued by Methais.



Your ambitions, as always, remain tiny. We already knew that about you, though, considering you clean ducts for a living. We'll be posting in this thread until you're a corpse in the ground, being consumed by worms and bacteria. Which, again, won't be long given that you're a 60 year-old fat slob. :)



Admitting that you're petty is the only statement in your entire nonsensical post with any self-awareness. Alas, you then lacked the self-awareness to tell that you being conned -- into making the longest, most spectacular meltdown in PC history, and into moving your decade-plus long obsession with me into broad daylight for all to see -- reflects on you.

Holy mental gymnastics. :rofl:

The sooner you realize and acknowledge that you hate yourself and can't stop projecting and NO U'ing, the sooner you can begin the healing process and hopefully one day not be an amorphous waste of flesh.

I don't have high hopes though, but I suppose nothing is impossible.

Question: How can PB (or anyone really) "be forced to post daily" in this thread when he's literally gone days without posting, while you've yet to even make it through a full day since this thread began without barfing up your usual verbal diarrhea? And that's ignoring the part where starting right around midnight each day now where you get grandma to let you stay up past your bedtime so you can call out to PB asking for his attention, because you lack the self control to make it even a full day?

There's that lack of self awareness biting you again.

In before projection filled non-answer.

[Ashliana]

You seem upset because I proved that Backlash is more intelligent than you.

You seem upset that no amount of your mental gymnastics changes the reality that you being hilariously conned -- into making the longest, most spectacular meltdown in PC history, and into moving your decade-plus long obsession with me into broad daylight for all to see -- reflects on you.


It's ok. July is coming up and we will have brand new hoops for you to jump through.

Stay tuned!

Your hoops are all boring, and as unambitious as one would expect from someone who cleans ducts for a living. I too have a goal to achieve: Forcing you to post this thread until you're a corpse. You won't be allowed to leave this thread -- either by me, since I have no intention of releasing you, or by your ego, since you trapped yourself in a hilarious, retarded prison of your own making. You didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp. :)

[Ashliana]

It's almost as if you don't have the first clue how obvious your projection is 100% of the time you post.

This is just a NOU dressed up with mental gymnastics. Despite you hysterically crying about them all the time. Super impressive as always, Methais.


And again. :lol:

Sorry you're upset that your non-stop white knighting and simping for PB reflects on you, but no amount of your hilarious mental gymnastics changes that.



Holy mental gymnastics. :rofl:

The sooner you realize and acknowledge that you hate yourself and can't stop projecting and NO U'ing, the sooner you can begin the healing process and hopefully one day not be an amorphous waste of flesh.

I don't have high hopes though, but I suppose nothing is impossible.

You seem to think that your non-stop projecting and NOUing somehow becomes unaccountable if you accuse the other person of it first. Alas, much to your obvious dismay, reality doesn't work like that. When really cornered, or confronted about it by other people, you start up with the "lOL yOu tOoK mY bAiT sEriOuSlY?" mental gymnastics.

Your wishes don't change reality, no matter how upset you get.


Question: How can PB (or anyone really) "be forced to post daily" in this thread when he's literally gone days without posting, while you've yet to make it through a full day without barfing up your usual verbal diarrhea, starting right at midnight when you call out to PB for his attention, because you lack the self control to make it even a full day?

There's that lack of self awareness biting you again.

In before projection filled non-answer.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

Your argument immediately falls apart since no, he hasn't "literally gone days without posting," and you made a hilariously similar claim, which Parkbandit then immediately humiliated you with -- or should I say, put you in your place -- totally unprompted -- and it took you more than a day to come up with a way to respond. Best of luck with the performative Alzheimer's, though, wishing your past failures away. In before "sEe wHaT i MeAN?!" uncreative nonsense where you wish your projection issues away.

[Methais]

NO U, but with 487309423 paragraphs of unhinged whining

^


Your argument immediately falls apart since no, he hasn't "literally gone days without posting," and you made a hilariously similar claim, which Parkbandit then immediately humiliated you -- or should I say, put you in your place -- totally unprompted -- and it took you more than a day to come up with a way to respond. Best of luck with the performative Alzheimer's, though, wishing your past failures away.

This is only correct if you ignore the days where he wasn't posting. Which we all know how you ignore fact that you don't like and will then twist it into the complete opposite.

None of that changes the fact that literally the only person who hasn't gone a full day without posting in this thread is you. Because you have no self control and you constantly mindlessly project your mental issues onto everybody else.

Golly, talk about humiliated. At least if you had any self awareness that is.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/9da9e5b1d8e7c141911b4a7a74517fe0/tenor.gif?itemid=11821595

[Methais]

Ashlianus current status:

https://i.gifer.com/origin/a4/a47ee1bccc3a67197f87cbf02e00eae4_w200.gif

[Ashliana]

40930949 wishes that his NOUs were somehow a substantive response

^


This is only correct if you ignore the days where he wasn't posting. Which we all know how you ignore fact that you don't like and will then twist it into the complete opposite.

You literally made this claim once before, and Parkbandit -- not I -- made you look retarded, Methais. For no reason. Completely unprompted. You wishing it didn't happen doesn't change history. Your delusions don't matter to the universe, and don't warp and twist it to suit them.


None of that changes the fact that literally the only person who hasn't gone a full day without posting in this thread is you. Because you have no self control and you constantly mindlessly project your mental issues onto everybody else.

Except that isn't a fact, as can be shown by Parkbandit whining about it. Which you're totally not being forced into performative amnesia about. Because you have no self-control and you constantly, mindlessly project your mental issues onto everybody else.


Golly, talk about humiliated. At least if you had any self awareness that is.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/9da9e5b1d8e7c141911b4a7a74517fe0/tenor.gif?itemid=11821595

You being forced to pretend things didn't happen that did, or things happened that didn't -- because you don't have a leg to stand on -- is pretty humiliating. At least if you had any self-awareness, that is.

https://media.giphy.com/media/KbOpwqSuMLQ7S/giphy.gif

[Ashliana]

Big Mad Methais' current status:

https://media.giphy.com/media/1AgDOgXEBkhBOr9cTD/giphy.gif

[Parkbandit]

Your argument immediately falls apart since no, he hasn't "literally gone days without posting,"

I did not post in this thread on 4/30/21, 5/1/21 and 5/2/21. There are multiple days I didn't post where you were unable to not post. (we're not counting the 40+ posts you were forced to go back and delete either...)

Oops.

Buckle up, Buttercup... July is going to be a rough one for you. Get some rest.

[Parkbandit]

None of that changes the fact that literally the only person who hasn't gone a full day without posting in this thread is you. Because you have no self control and you constantly mindlessly project your mental issues onto everybody else.


What if he was forced to go back and delete posts... can we at least count those 2 days where there isn't a post of his in this thread.. so he doesn't look as pathetic as he really is?

[Arqueto]

Really should start a "much to your obvious dismay" counter. It's gotta be at the top of copy/paste fodder.

[Parkbandit]

Really should start a "much to your obvious dismay" counter. It's gotta be at the top of copy/paste fodder.

Since the only thing Ashliana does is NOU and retardpuke.. we would need a counter for just about everything it posts here.

It's all copy/paste.

[Ashliana]

I did not post in this thread on 4/30/21, 5/1/21 and 5/2/21. There are multiple days I didn't post where you were unable to not post. (we're not counting the 40+ posts you were forced to go back and delete either...)

Oops.

Buckle up, Buttercup... July is going to be a rough one for you. Get some rest.

Okay. There have also been gaps where I didn't post, either. And your explanation of Methais' statement being incorrect?

Oops.

Pro-tip: Methais or one of your other buddies giving me the opportunity to put them in their place doesn't equate to "being unable to not post." That would just be your wishes. Best of luck coming to terms with that.


What if he was forced to go back and delete posts... can we at least count those 2 days where there isn't a post of his in this thread.. so he doesn't look as pathetic as he really is?

:rofl: Is this another Alzheimer's Alert moment on your part? You've literally cried about it before, Tardbandit.

Oops.

[Parkbandit]

Okay. There have also been gaps where I didn't post, either. And your explanation of Methais' statement being incorrect?

Oops.

Pro-tip: Methais or one of your other buddies giving me the opportunity to put them in their place doesn't equate to "being unable to not post." That would just be your wishes. Best of luck coming to terms with that.

quotes confuse the shit out of you.. don't they?

[Ashliana]

Since the only thing Ashliana does is NOU and retardpuke.. we would need a counter for just about everything it posts here.

It's all copy/paste.

Alas, you repeating the same nonsense with the same nonsensical wishes gets you told the same response. If you want new material, come up with some new material of your own. Some self-awareness wouldn't hurt, either.


quotes confuse the shit out of you.. don't they?

Are you having another brain aneurysm?

[Parkbandit]

Okay. There have also been gaps where I didn't post, either. And your explanation of Methais' statement being incorrect?

Name the days you weren't forced to post in this thread... also, don't include the days you were forced to go back and delete posts because of a hoop I made you jump through.

I bet you have fewer days of no posts than anyone else in this thread.

[Parkbandit]

quotes confuse the shit out of you.. don't they?


Are you having another brain aneurysm?

I knew you would be pathetic enough to pretend you didn't.. so I sniped it.

https://i.imgur.com/jlXPf21.jpg

[Ashliana]

Name the days you weren't forced to post in this thread...

All of them, since you haven't "forced" anything. Your lack of self-awareness that you got conned into making the PC's most spectacular meltdown in history doesn't change anything. But let's ignore your piss-poor writing, and answer with what you probably meant -- which is just you relying on performative amnesia.

I didn't say "day" as in date, I said Methais' claim was incorrect. He said: "None of that changes the fact that literally the only person who hasn't gone a full day without posting in this thread is you."

Have you, or have you not, whined about me doing just that? Please fall into the trap of either relying on your performative amnesia (or your inadvertent Alzheimer's), whichever you think will reflect better on you.


also, don't include the days you were forced to go back and delete posts because of a hoop I made you jump through. I bet you have fewer days of no posts than anyone else in this thread.

Similarly, your mental gymnastics about your embarrassment that you were stupid enough to broadcast what you were doing, and the multiple days it took you to come up with a response, don't change anything.


I knew you would be pathetic enough to pretend you didn't.. so I sniped it.

You were so desperate for any kind of "win," you screenshotted something that I'd fixed literally before your reply went through? And you think that reflects well on you?

:rofl:

Shall we take the opportunity to revisit when you not only made hilarious mistakes, but were also presuming to simultaneously lecture other people about theirs?

https://i.imgur.com/Xc427Ma.png

[Ashliana]

Friday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Methais]

^



You literally made this claim once before, and Parkbandit -- not I -- made you look retarded, Methais. For no reason. Completely unprompted. You wishing it didn't happen doesn't change history. Your delusions don't matter to the universe, and don't warp and twist it to suit them.



Except that isn't a fact, as can be shown by Parkbandit whining about it. Which you're totally not being forced into performative amnesia about. Because you have no self-control and you constantly, mindlessly project your mental issues onto everybody else.



You being forced to pretend things didn't happen that did, or things happened that didn't -- because you don't have a leg to stand on -- is pretty humiliating. At least if you had any self-awareness, that is.

https://media.giphy.com/media/KbOpwqSuMLQ7S/giphy.gif

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-07-2016/xJ7Wh2.gif

[Methais]

Okay. There have also been gaps where I didn't post, either. And your explanation of Methais' statement being incorrect?

Oops.

Pro-tip: Methais or one of your other buddies giving me the opportunity to put them in their place doesn't equate to "being unable to not post." That would just be your wishes. Best of luck coming to terms with that.



:rofl: Is this another Alzheimer's Alert moment on your part? You've literally cried about it before, Tardbandit.

Oops.

Normal people when Ashlianus thinks he put someone in their place:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgziSdqcSgo

[Ashliana]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-07-2016/xJ7Wh2.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/OvL3qHSMO6uaI/giphy.gif

As always, those pesky, inconvenient facts get in your way (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2211693#post2211693), and Methais' house of cards composed of mental gymnastics comes crashing down in the face of reality.


Normal people when Ashlianus thinks he put someone in their place:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgziSdqcSgo

Normal people when Methais humiliates himself, then soothes his bruised ego with mental gymnastics:

https://media.giphy.com/media/8qDzzyxbcfimY/giphy.gif

[Methais]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/dwEweAW0zXcGQupuAC/200w.gif?cid=82a1493bl7jxiizm262q5e1r3uttt2c2vffsd k5xvgyfzvaj&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

This is correct.

[Ashliana]

https://i.gifer.com/3OBf4.gif

This is correct.

[Methais]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/o240WC04PLhew/200.gif

^

[Ashliana]

https://i.imgflip.com/4cujnd.png

^

[Methais]

https://i.imgur.com/P6CotNp.png



^

[Ashliana]

^

:rofl: You seem rather upset, Methais. Was it because you had to be reminded of when PB humiliated you, unprompted, for no reason?

[Parkbandit]

https://i.imgur.com/P6CotNp.png

https://media2.giphy.com/media/kEzOOgaZtoD6KLEFUg/200.gif

[Ashliana]

Friday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/kEzOOgaZtoD6KLEFUg/200.gif

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

[Ashliana]

Saturday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Methais]

:rofl: You seem rather upset, Methais. Was it because you had to be reminded of when PB humiliated you, unprompted, for no reason?

Yes I'm sooooooooooooo totally upset and this isn't at all you projecting your butthurt...


































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[Ashliana]

Yes I'm sooooooooooooo totally upset and this isn't at all you projecting your butthurt...


































http://i.imgur.com/3vKJqc7.gif

Oh? And what did I have to be butthurt about? My reminding you that PB humiliated you for no reason, totally unprompted? Didn't really think that one out, did you? (But then again, if you thought things out, you wouldn't be here).

























































































































































































































































































































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[Methais]

Oh? And what did I have to be butthurt about?

Your existence for one, but mainly your internal self loathing that you project here daily and your obsession with convincing yourself that you "put someone in their place" while you get laughed at all day for being an unhinged retard with no self control.


My reminding you that PB humiliated you for no reason, totally unprompted? Didn't really think that one out, did you? (But then again, if you thought things out, you wouldn't be here).

One one hand, anytime you throw a tantrum, which is multiple times every day, you decide that the other person is "humiliated," over whatever mental illness you're babbling at the time. Except that would also require self awareness, which you also accuse everyone else of having none.

So which is it? Someone can't be humiliated if they have no self awareness and vice versa, so your retarded claims fall apart instantly, just like they always do. Because you're stupid.

Good job.



https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/111/388/527.gif



I'm flattered that you keep trying to post like me though. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, after all.


I'd say you humiliated yourself again, but that would require you to have self awareness first, which you don't.


See you in 2 minutes and 38 seconds.

[Ashliana]

Your existence for one, but mainly your internal self loathing that you project here daily and your obsession with convincing yourself that you "put someone in their place" while you get laughed at all day for being an unhinged retard with no self control.

Translation: "Let me get super upset and project a shit-ton about your supposed projection!"

Super convincing argument, Methais. 10/10.


One one hand, anytime you throw a tantrum, which is multiple times every day, you decide that the other person is "humiliated," over whatever mental illness you're babbling at the time. Except that would also require self awareness, which you also accuse everyone else of having none.

Translation: You being forced to pretend that PB didn't humiliate you, which you apparently believe somehow changes history. Sadly for you, and thankfully for the rest of us, your wishes don't mean squat.


So which is it? Someone can't be humiliated if they have no self awareness and vice versa, so your retarded claims fall apart instantly, just like they always do. Because you're stupid.

Good job.

That would be a false dichotomy, my deluded friend, so your retarded argument falls apart instantly, just like they always do. Because you're stupid.

Good job.


I'm flattered that you keep trying to post like me though. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, after all.

I'd say you humiliated yourself again, but that would require you to have self awareness first, which you don't.

Translation: You're upset I used your own words to point out how little thought you put into them. Best of luck dealing with that.


See you in 2 minutes and 38 seconds.

Remember you hysterically whining about "control issues" two seconds ago? In reality, that's you projecting your issues with your inability to control other people. Again, best of luck dealing with that. Perhaps you should consider a psychiatrist.

[Methais]

https://media.tenor.com/images/9d80c862378382445d2c72ee02dc016d/tenor.gif



This is precisely the reply I expected. Good job.

[Ashliana]

"Nuh-uh! I win!"

https://i.imgur.com/xMWD4EP.gif

Super convincing argument, and not at all you shitting all over yourself and declaring yourself the winner, like you always cry about other people supposedly doing, typical of your lack of self-awareness.

https://media.giphy.com/media/sDOhzJBsFvjMY/giphy.gif

[Methais]

Super convincing argument, and not at all you shitting all over yourself and declaring yourself the winner, like you always cry about other people supposedly doing, typical of your lack of self-awareness.

https://media.giphy.com/media/sDOhzJBsFvjMY/giphy.gif

Someone's getting more upset.

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Point-And-Laugh-Reaction-Gif.gif

[Ashliana]

Someone's getting more upset.

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Point-And-Laugh-Reaction-Gif.gif

"You're upset I gave you the opportunity to point out my hilarious lack of intellectual consistency!"

Super convincing argument, as always, Methais.

https://media.giphy.com/media/UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh/giphy.gif

[Methais]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/ba0130c3de8955e6a32f6fe747d43171/tenor.gif?itemid=12345147

^

[Ashliana]

"You're upset, Ashliana!"
"How does laughing at your hypocrisy and lack of intellectual consistency constitute being upset, Methais?"
"Uhh! You're projecting!"
"Projecting what, Methais?"
"......"

https://media.giphy.com/media/KbOpwqSuMLQ7S/giphy.gif

Best of luck with the flailing.

[Methais]

"I'm Ashlianus and <retarded unhinged shrieking>"
"You're a retard."
"NO U but stretched out over 16 paragraphs of more shrieking!!!!!"
"That was just a long winded NO U and you're still a gigantic retard. And you smell bad."
"U JUST GOT PUT IN UR PLACE SOOOOOOOOO HARD and CTRL+V CTRL+V CTRL+V CTRL+V CTRL+V CTRL+V and also <insert words I just learned from Methais>"

Also me:
https://i.imgur.com/wKzZcF3.png

You:
https://media1.giphy.com/media/L8XuphFGqlSfe/200.gif?cid=95b279447ae68de4a4b1266e7fd28cad08ede5 75af03556a&rid=200.gif&ct=g

Me: <EVERYTHING METHAIS DOES, BUT WITH FAILURE>

This is correct.
























































































































































































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[Ashliana]

Ashliana: Remember when PB humiliated you for no reason, totally unprompted?
Big Mad Methais: You're just butthurt! Yeah, that's it!
Ashliana: Butthurt about what? You being humiliated by PB for no reason, totally unprompted?
Big Mad Methais: <made-up fantasies>
Ashliana: You realize having to make things up makes you look retarded, right? Your wishes don't change the past.
Big Mad Methais: <tHiS iS tHe RePlY i eXpEcTeD!> concession
Ashliana: Remember when you criticized other people for doing what you literally just did? It's almost like you're inconsistent.
Big Mad Methais: "Someone's getting more upset!"
Ashliana: "How does laughing at your inconsistency constitute being upset?"
Big Mad Methais: "Uhh, you're projecting!"
Ashliana: "Projecting what?"
Big Mad Methais: <string of hysterically butthurt ramblings that in no way address anything Ashliana said>

Also me: https://i.imgflip.com/4cujnd.png
You: https://media.giphy.com/media/KbOpwqSuMLQ7S/giphy.gif

This is correct.




















































































































































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[Methais]

This is correct.


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The irony of you talking shit to literally anyone on the planet about "made up fantasies" is....








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[Ashliana]

The irony of you talking shit to literally anyone on the planet about "made up fantasies" is....

You literally just did it again, wishing that you hadn't spent years establishing your non-stop reliance on wishes, both on wishing things that happened didn't happen, and wishing that things happened that didn't. But as we know, and much to your obvious, teeth-gnashing dismay: Your wishes don't change reality, no matter how hilariously butthurt you get by being called out on it.

But you relying on a NOU with zero self-awareness, wishing reality were different is..

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and..


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but especially..

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[Methais]

I sure wish I could be like Methais. I try really hard but there's too much fail in my genes.

This is correct.

[Ashliana]

"I know how I'll show you I don't rely on wishes! <relies on wishes>"

Super convincing argument, not at all inconsistent. Best of luck with those self-awareness issues, Methais.

[Methais]

Super convincing argument, not at all inconsistent.

I knew you would understand.

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[Ashliana]

I knew you would understand.

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[Methais]

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[Ashliana]

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[Methais]

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[Ashliana]

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[Methais]

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[Ashliana]

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[Methais]

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[Ashliana]

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Also: Monday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Neveragain]

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Also: Monday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

:Looks inside Ashlianas padded cell and finds no sign of the inmate she is referring to:

[Parkbandit]

While the warden was gone out of town.. it's good to see the inmate was still being exercised regularly.

Good job guys.

[Methais]

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Also: Monday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

Tuesday reminder for Ashlianus to post.

Wednesday-next Monday reminder too. And so forth until the year 2027.


OMG OWNED SO HARD

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/thread

[Parkbandit]

I built this prison for one inmate only.

As the Warden, I'm free to come and go as I please.

As the inmate, Ashliana must respond to each and every post directed towards him.

June goal was 14%... we're already at 15.7%

Damn.

And they said private prisons don't work.

This one has worked exactly as I said it would.

[Ashliana]

Monday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.While the warden was gone out of town.. it's good to see the inmate was still being exercised regularly.

Good job guys.

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Tuesday reminder for Ashlianus to post.

Wednesday-next Monday reminder too. And so forth until the year 2027.

OMG OWNED SO HARD

/thread

I honestly didn't expect it would take you 40 days to criticize PB for this. (In before: buT i wAs cRiTiCiZiNg yOu! objection with no self-awareness)



I built this prison for one inmate only.

As the Warden, I'm free to come and go as I please.

Except you literally just admitted the only reason you didn't post was that you were out of town. Yikes.

And we know why you created the thread -- because you were hysterically butthurt (and emotionally devastated) at Trump's loss, tired of your delusional circlejerk being disrupted, and driven by spite (and stupidity). You thought you could do what you've managed to do with most of the other progressives: Expel the heretic who criticized my Sacred Cow!

Except you made two hilarious mistakes. Not considering the impact your choice would have on the folder as a whole -- mostly made up of your buddies, and underestimating my willingness to out-shitpost you, no matter how long you deluded yourself into thinking you can keep it up. But you can't do anything, which you've spent the last 18 years proving. You can't reason, you can't argue, you can't out-shitpost.

This thread ends in one of three ways:

1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in your very best mental gymnastics
2) Your death -- and given that you're a fat, sixty year old slob, we know that isn't far off
3) The death of the forum itself. Since you're the most obsessed person with this forum, despite not playing the game in years, one can only imagine your tears.


As the inmate, Ashliana must respond to each and every post directed towards him.

Swing and a miss.


June goal was 14%... we're already at 15.7%

Damn.

And they said private prisons don't work.

This one has worked exactly as I said it would.

That's why you should work on those goals. Not that you have much time left, as a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living, but try to come up with something a little more ambitious for your twilight years. College courses are often free for people your age -- you should take advantage of one, particularly math.

[Methais]

I honestly didn't expect it would take you 40 days to criticize PB for this. (In before: buT i wAs cRiTiCiZiNg yOu! objection with no self-awareness)

Tell us more about how PB makes "daily reminder" posts 12-24 hours in advance like you do.

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EDIT: Wait, I get it now. You stopped showering and started shitting your pants again, and grandma took away your special late night bedtime privileges.

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[Ashliana]

Tell us more about how PB makes "daily reminder" posts 12-24 hours in advance like you do.

:rofl: So the crucial difference is the number of hours before the person's anticipated post which makes one retarded, and not the other? Completely consistent, oh, and you definitely got those numbers right, to boot.


EDIT: Wait, I get it now. You stopped showering and started shitting your pants again, and grandma took away your special late night bedtime privileges.

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You're starting this week off awfully angry. Did you have a bad weekend?

[Methais]

:rofl: So the crucial difference is the number of hours before the person's anticipated post which makes one retarded, and not the other? Completely consistent, oh, and you definitely got those numbers right, to boot.



You're starting this week off awfully angry. Did you have a bad weekend?

Not at all, I think grandma taking away your special bedtime privileges is kinda hilarious.

[Ashliana]

Not at all, I think grandma taking away your special bedtime privileges is kinda hilarious.

I wouldn't have been able to come up with a real response to the substantive point, either, so I don't blame you for not trying. :) Best of luck with the fantasies.

[Methais]

I haven't have been able to come up with a real response to anything for this entire thread.

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[Ashliana]

I like to shit out random assertions, then when I prove hilariously unable or unwilling to defend them, fall back into posting my fantasies and memes. What does the word "concession" mean, again?

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[Parkbandit]

Except you literally just admitted the only reason you didn't post was that you were out of town. Yikes.

People who aren't in prison are allowed to do this.

You haven't had such a time period where you haven't posted almost every.single.day... because this is the prison I created for you.. but you were the one that said "lock me up because I'm too retarded to be with normal people in society"


And we know why you created the thread -- because you were hysterically butthurt (and emotionally devastated) at Trump's loss, tired of your delusional circlejerk being disrupted, and driven by spite (and stupidity). You thought you could do what you've managed to do with most of the other progressives: Expel the heretic who criticized my Sacred Cow!

I've already stated why I created this thread. And it had nothing to do with an election.. because unlike you, I don't get upset to the point where I quit posting and quit playing a game for months because my candidate didn't win.

That's you.


Except you made two hilarious mistakes. Not considering the impact your choice would have on the folder as a whole -- mostly made up of your buddies, and underestimating my willingness to out-shitpost you, no matter how long you deluded yourself into thinking you can keep it up. But you can't do anything, which you've spent the last 18 years proving. You can't reason, you can't argue, you can't out-shitpost.

This thread ends in one of three ways:

1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in your very best mental gymnastics
2) Your death -- and given that you're a fat, sixty year old slob, we know that isn't far off
3) The death of the forum itself. Since you're the most obsessed person with this forum, despite not playing the game in years, one can only imagine your tears.

Except you made multiple mistakes.

1) You posted in this thread within 4 minutes of it being created by me... because you aren't as smart as Backlash.
2) You continue to jump through the hoops I lay out in front of you.. telling you what they are.. and being unable to not jump through them.
3) You can't take a single day off without responding to someone... because you are that invested in this prison I created for you.

And what you are not understanding is that I NEVER WANT THIS THREAD TO EVER END as this is my greatest creation on this forum. By continuing this thread going, it proves:

1) You are dumber than Backlash because he didn't fall for it years ago
2) I do not want to lose another Retard Champion. Each of the previous champions left after they were crowned and by keeping you in this specific thread, it ensures that you are still here. The longest reigning Retard Champion of all time.
3) By focusing your tiny brain on this specific thread, I am keeping the ooze contained. 15.7% of all your threads over the past 13 years are in this thread in the past 4 months.



Swing and a miss.

Really? Did you not respond to a single one of my posts that you didn't delete later on? I couldn't find a single example of it.

Looks like a home run to me.


That's why you should work on those goals. Not that you have much time left, as a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living, but try to come up with something a little more ambitious for your twilight years. College courses are often free for people your age -- you should take advantage of one, particularly math.

I make goals each month because one thing that is important to the longevity of this thread is keeping you busy trying to not jump through said hoops. But no matter how hard you try, you fail.... a common theme in your life.

[Parkbandit]

:) Best of luck with the fantasies.

Jesus... if you had a tiny morsel of self awareness.. you would refrain from using that word. Your entire online persona is based upon a fantasy.

[Ashliana]

People who aren't in prison are allowed to do this.

You admitted that the only reason you didn't post here in your spectacular meltdown thread is that you were out of town. :rofl:


You haven't had such a time period where you haven't posted almost every.single.day... because this is the prison I created for you.. but you were the one that said "lock me up because I'm too retarded to be with normal people in society"

Your ego-soothing mental gymnastics -- about you having the longest-running meltdown in PC history, and being conned into making your decade-plus obsession with me public instead of limiting yourself to keeping it private, like before -- don't change anything.

If having your


inability to use basic reasoning
ignorance of basic words in your native language
spectacular butthurt and emotional devastation at Trump's loss
ongoing obsession with me

.. pointed out on a daily basis is somehow a win, I'm here for you.



I've already stated why I created this thread. And it had nothing to do with an election.. because unlike you, I don't get upset to the point where I quit posting and quit playing a game for months because my candidate didn't win.

That's you.

You've had to change your story about why you created this thread a half-dozen times, Tardbandit. That's part of what makes you the forum's Retard Champion.

You were emotionally distraught at Trump's loss, and tired of your right-wing circlejerk being interrupted, your fee-fees were bruised by humiliating yourself in one argument too many, and then, in hilariously short-sighted fashion, started a shitposting war you can't win, and didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp from.


Except you made multiple mistakes.

1) You posted in this thread within 4 minutes of it being created by me... because you aren't as smart as Backlash.

I posted in this thread because you were mid-meltdown, instantly saw the trap you set for yourself, and the opportunity to give you a dose of richly-deserved medicine that is years overdue. And we're nowhere close to done.



2) You continue to jump through the hoops I lay out in front of you.. telling you what they are.. and being unable to not jump through them.

This is your best attempt to retroactively characterize you being retarded enough to give away your game, hoping that nobody will remember the multiple days it took you to come up with a face-saving way to deal with being frustrated. :( Best of luck with that.


3) You can't take a single day off without responding to someone... because you are that invested in this prison I created for you.

Alzheimer's Alert! You've literally whined about just that, so we'll chalk your poor recall up to your medical condition.


And what you are not understanding is that I NEVER WANT THIS THREAD TO EVER END as this is my greatest creation on this forum.

It has been a pleasure to help you unwittingly establish the most spectacular meltdown in PC history. The fact that you aren't self-aware enough to understand that your behavior reflects on you, how emotionally devastated you were by Trump's loss, and how obsessed you are with me, is what makes it so funny.


By continuing this thread going, it proves:

1) You are dumber than Backlash because he didn't fall for it years ago
2) I do not want to lose another Retard Champion. Each of the previous champions left after they were crowned and by keeping you in this specific thread, it ensures that you are still here. The longest reigning Retard Champion of all time.
3) By focusing your tiny brain on this specific thread, I am keeping the ooze contained. 15.7% of all your threads over the past 13 years are in this thread in the past 4 months.

1) As above, you not being self-aware of the trap that you set for yourself doesn't change anything. You got conned into making your decade-plus long obsession with me public, in full view of the forum, instead of in the shadows where you had previously just been shrieking at me in private.
2) I'm afraid that honor is yours alone, by virtue of you having to be put in your place by fellow conservatives in a comically tribal and partisan forum. We'll give you a pass again, though, given your medical condition. :(
3) Ah, you're back to one of your half-dozen or so rationalizations for your behavior, which still makes no sense. You haven't prevented me from making any posts in any thread, much to your obvious, teeth-gnashing dismay.
4) There's no winning path out of this thread for you. I keep your meltdown going, I win. You give up, I win. You die, I win.


Really? Did you not respond to a single one of my posts that you didn't delete later on? I couldn't find a single example of it.

Ah, so you've been forced to move the goalposts, from "each and every post directed towards him" to "my posts." How interesting. And still incorrect, either way.


Looks like a home run to me.

Excitedly getting ahead of yourself followed by falling flat on your face is what earned you that Retard Champion diaper. :(


I make goals each month because one thing that is important to the longevity of this thread is keeping you busy trying to not jump through said hoops. But no matter how hard you try, you fail.... a common theme in your life.

You will be forced to post here until your arteries explode, and your family unceremoniously dumps you in the earth to be forgotten, consumed by bacteria and worms.


Jesus... if you had a tiny morsel of self awareness.. you would refrain from using that word. Your entire online persona is based upon a fantasy.

* Citation required. Best of luck!

[Methais]

You admitted that the only reason you didn't post here in your spectacular meltdown thread is that you were out of town. :rofl:



Your ego-soothing mental gymnastics -- about you having the longest-running meltdown in PC history, and being conned into making your decade-plus obsession with me public instead of limiting yourself to keeping it private, like before -- don't change anything.

If having your


inability to use basic reasoning
ignorance of basic words in your native language
spectacular butthurt and emotional devastation at Trump's loss
ongoing obsession with me

.. pointed out on a daily basis is somehow a win, I'm here for you.




You've had to change your story about why you created this thread a half-dozen times, Tardbandit. That's part of what makes you the forum's Retard Champion.

You were emotionally distraught at Trump's loss, and tired of your right-wing circlejerk being interrupted, your fee-fees were bruised by humiliating yourself in one argument too many, and then, in hilariously short-sighted fashion, started a shitposting war you can't win, and didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp from.



I posted in this thread because you were mid-meltdown, instantly saw the trap you set for yourself, and the opportunity to give you a dose of richly-deserved medicine that is years overdue. And we're nowhere close to done.



This is your best attempt to retroactively characterize you being retarded enough to give away your game, hoping that nobody will remember the multiple days it took you to come up with a face-saving way to deal with being frustrated. :( Best of luck with that.



Alzheimer's Alert! You've literally whined about just that, so we'll chalk your poor recall up to your medical condition.



It has been a pleasure to help you unwittingly establish the most spectacular meltdown in PC history. The fact that you aren't self-aware enough to understand that your behavior reflects on you, how emotionally devastated you were by Trump's loss, and how obsessed you are with me, is what makes it so funny.



1) As above, you not being self-aware of the trap that you set for yourself doesn't change anything. You got conned into making your decade-plus long obsession with me public, in full view of the forum, instead of in the shadows where you had previously just been shrieking at me in private.
2) I'm afraid that honor is yours alone, by virtue of you having to be put in your place by fellow conservatives in a comically tribal and partisan forum. We'll give you a pass again, though, given your medical condition. :(
3) Ah, you're back to one of your half-dozen or so rationalizations for your behavior, which still makes no sense. You haven't prevented me from making any posts in any thread, much to your obvious, teeth-gnashing dismay.
4) There's no winning path out of this thread for you. I keep your meltdown going, I win. You give up, I win. You die, I win.



Ah, so you've been forced to move the goalposts, from "each and every post directed towards him" to "my posts." How interesting. And still incorrect, either way.



Excitedly getting ahead of yourself followed by falling flat on your face is what earned you that Retard Champion diaper. :(



You will be forced to post here until your arteries explode, and your family unceremoniously dumps you in the earth to be forgotten, consumed by bacteria and worms.



* Citation required. Best of luck!

The best way for you to own PB would be to stop posting.

I say this as someone who wants you to never stop posting.

[Ashliana]

The best way for you to own PB would be to stop posting.

Could you (and he) be any more transparent?


I say this as someone who wants you to never stop posting.

The left's side of Methais' mouth: "I say this as someone who wants you to never stop posting."
The right side (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?126927-Election-Watch-2020-Trump-Pence-vs-Biden-Harris&p=2189492#post2189492) of Methais' mouth: "Ashliana and his mental illness is overall probably the most toxically exhausting person on this forum. And that’s really saying something when we have people like time4fun still posting."

It's hilarious that you're getting cold feet, Methais. Best of luck working that out.

[Parkbandit]

The best way for you to own PB would be to stop posting.

Actually, the best way for Ashliana to "own" me would have not posted within 4 minutes of me creating this thread.

That ship has long since sailed. There's no putting the genie back in the bottle now.

4 months, 2100+ posts, he has more than twice as many posts as anyone else here, 15.7% of all his 13 years of posting are contained in this very thread I created.

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[Parkbandit]

"Ashliana and his mental illness is overall probably the most toxically exhausting person on this forum. And that’s really saying something when we have people like time4fun still posting."

I went ahead an added the underline to this post to illustrate how on point your post really is.

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[Ashliana]

Actually, the best way for Ashliana to "own" me would have not posted within 4 minutes of me creating this thread.

Actually, the best way to "own" you was by getting you to move your previously private, hysterical obsession with me into broad daylight. You not being smart enough to see that you trapped yourself in an unwinnable shitposting war is just the side bonus.


That ship has long since sailed. There's no putting the genie back in the bottle now.

4 months, 2100+ posts, he has more than twice as many posts as anyone else here, 15.7% of all his 13 years of posting are contained in this very thread I created.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/cS7AhVMWcA8PHBs9Vx/200w.gif

Well, you did outdo yourself, given that your post Obama's second victory meltdown was less than half this length. Your mental resilience to defeat seems to have deteriorated along with your ability to recall basic facts, and basic words in your native language.

:rofl:

[Parkbandit]

Actually, the best way to "own" you was by getting you to move your previouslh private, hysterical obsession with me into broad daylight. You not being smart enough to see that you trapped yourself in an unwinnable shitposting war is just the side bonus.



Well, you did outdo yourself, given that your post Obama's second victory meltdown was less than half this length. Your mental resilience to defeat seems to have deteriorated along with your ability to recall basic facts, and basic words in your native language.

:rofl:

I'm never allowing you to leave this thread.

Ever.

[Ashliana]

I'm never allowing you to leave this thread.

Ever.

Like I told Methais, try not to be so transparent. No getting cold feet at this stage of your meltdown, Tardbandit.

You have tiny goals, like "hurrr let's get to (X) percent." You are in this thread until you're a corpse. You won't be allowed to leave this thread -- either by me, since I have no intention of releasing you, or by you, since you trapped yourself in a hilarious, retarded prison of your own making since you didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp.

This thread ends one of three ways:

1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in the very best mental gymnastics your Alzheimer's-riddled brain can manage
2) Your death -- and since you're a fat slob -- I'm sorry, "plump-sized" slob of a 60 year old -- your cholesterol-clogged arteries won't last that long
3) The death of the forum

You won't be out of this thread at the one year point, or the two year point. We're in this until you're rotting in the ground. You don't have a say in the matter, since your ego won't allow for anything else, like the other day when you were easily manipulated into embarrassing Methais, and Neveragain today.

[Parkbandit]

Like I told Methais, try not to be so transparent. No getting cold feet at this stage of your meltdown, Tardbandit.

You have tiny goals, like "hurrr let's get to (X) percent." You are in this thread until you're a corpse. You won't be allowed to leave this thread -- either by me, since I have no intention of releasing you, or by you, since you trapped yourself in a hilarious, retarded prison of your own making since you didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp.

This thread ends one of three ways:

1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in the very best mental gymnastics your Alzheimer's-riddled brain can manage
2) Your death -- and since you're a fat slob -- I'm sorry, "plump-sized" slob of a 60 year old -- your cholesterol-clogged arteries won't last that long
3) The death of the forum

You won't be out of this thread at the one year point, or the two year point. We're in this until you're rotting in the ground. You don't have a say in the matter, since your ego won't allow for anything else, like the other day when you were easily manipulated into embarrassing Methais, and Neveragain today.

Tiny goals? Are you kidding me? Do you know there isn't a single person stupid enough on this forum to have fallen for a troll thread like this so hard in the 18 year history of this forum??? You are the first! And not only did you fall for it, you are being forced to respond to every.single.post.I.make without missing a.single.post! 15.7% of all your posts in the past 13 years are contained in this thread. You have more than twice as many posts in this thread than anyone else! Your attempts to not jump through the hoops I place in front of you are hilariously easy to see... I told Methais you would be deleting posts when I put that hoop in front of you.. and what did you do? You started deleting posts right on schedule.

You are here because I forced you to be here. You are responding because you have no choice.

Easy goals... my god.. who would have predicted 15.7%?!? Not me. I knew you would respond to every.single.post.I.made, but for 4 months straight without taking any time off? Thank God you don't have a job or a life... or my thread wouldn't be the overwhelming success it is!

I can't take full responsibility for this thread myself though.. without the help of people like Methais and Neveragain, you wouldn't have reached the goal of more than twice as many posts as anyone else. I also have to give a shoutout to the US Government because without them sending you your WIC and mental disability checks every month.. you wouldn't have a place to "live", Internet access and food to keep you "alive". I dread the day your landlord realizes the shit mess you made of his property and serves you with an eviction notice.. but hopefully you can get into a new place within a day.

[Methais]

Could you (and he) be any more transparent?



The left's side of Methais' mouth: "I say this as someone who wants you to never stop posting."
The right side (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?126927-Election-Watch-2020-Trump-Pence-vs-Biden-Harris&p=2189492#post2189492) of Methais' mouth: "Ashliana and his mental illness is overall probably the most toxically exhausting person on this forum. And that’s really saying something when we have people like time4fun still posting."

It's hilarious that you're getting cold feet, Methais. Best of luck working that out.

Cold feet over what exactly? I've told you plenty of times that you and your unhinged mental illness posting provides me entertainment when I'm bored at work.

There really is nothing on this planet that Ashlianus won't try (but fail as usual) to mental gymnastics the fuck out of. :lol:

Or maybe that's just your way of saying "I know, and you're right, but I'm not capable of the self control required."

Yes. That's definitely it.

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[Ashliana]

Tiny goals? Are you kidding me? Do you know there isn't a single person stupid enough on this forum to have fallen for a troll thread like this so hard in the 18 year history of this forum??? You are the first!

You're the first person to have a half-year long meltdown because your political candidate lost and you were so emotionally distraught by failing in arguments about it. :rofl:

The fact that you were manipulated into making your 13-year+ obsession with me public rather than private, as you'd been doing, is just a bonus.


And not only did you fall for it, you are being forced to respond to every.single.post.I.make without missing a.single.post! 15.7% of all your posts in the past 13 years are contained in this thread. You have more than twice as many posts in this thread than anyone else! Your attempts to not jump through the hoops I place in front of you are hilariously easy to see... I told Methais you would be deleting posts when I put that hoop in front of you.. and what did you do? You started deleting posts right on schedule.

Let's see.. your first claim's wrong, your math's still wrong, you're still trying to soothe your bruised ego with fantasized explanations of how you were stupid enough to give away your game, and that it took you multiple days to come up with a face-saving response.



Monday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
You are here because I forced you to be here. You are responding because you have no choice.

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Easy goals... my god.. who would have predicted 15.7%?!? Not me. I knew you would respond to every.single.post.I.made, but for 4 months straight without taking any time off? Thank God you don't have a job or a life... or my thread wouldn't be the overwhelming success it is!

Like I said, your ambitions are tiny, which is what we'd expect from a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living. You are in this thread until you're a corpse. You won't be allowed to leave this thread -- either by me, since I have no intention of releasing you, or by you, since you trapped yourself in a hilarious, retarded prison of your own making since you didn't have the foresight to give yourself a face-saving exit ramp.

This thread ends one of three ways:

1) Your ignominious surrender, dressed up in the very best mental gymnastics your Alzheimer's-riddled brain can manage
2) Your death -- and since you're a fat slob -- I'm sorry, "plump-sized" slob of a 60 year old -- your cholesterol-clogged arteries won't last that long
3) The death of the forum

You won't be out of this thread at the one year point, or the two year point. We're in this until you're rotting in the ground. You don't have a say in the matter, since your ego won't allow for anything else, like the other day when you were easily manipulated into embarrassing Methais, and Neveragain today.


I can't take full responsibility for this thread myself though.. without the help of people like Methais and Neveragain, you wouldn't have reached the goal of more than twice as many posts as anyone else. I also have to give a shoutout to the US Government because without them sending you your WIC and mental disability checks every month.. you wouldn't have a place to "live", Internet access and food to keep you "alive". I dread the day your landlord realizes the shit mess you made of his property and serves you with an eviction notice.. but hopefully you can get into a new place within a day.

Best of luck with those fantasies.


Cold feet over what exactly? I've told you plenty of times that you and your unhinged mental illness posting provides me entertainment when I'm bored at work.

There really is nothing on this planet that Ashlianus won't try (but fail as usual) to mental gymnastics the fuck out of. :lol:

Or maybe that's just your way of saying "I know, and you're right, but I'm not capable of the self control required."

Yes. That's definitely it.

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Ashliana: "Try not to be so transparent."
Methais: "W-w-w--what?! Transparent about WHAT?!"
Ashliana: "You might want to work on that consistency."
Methais: "W-w-w-whwhat?! You can't point out that I've taken completely opposite positions on the same issue! THAT ISN'T FAIR! Pointing out my inconsistency is -- uhh, uh, <searches word bank for buzzwords> mental gymnastics on your part! Y-y-yeah, that's it! Self-control, too! Won't something please stick this time?"

Super convincing, Methais. 10/10.

[Methais]

Ashlianus: "Try not to be so transparent."
Methais: "W-w-w--what?! Transparent about WHAT?!"
Ashlianus: "You might want to work on that consistency."
Methais: "W-w-w-whwhat?! You can't point out that I've taken completely opposite positions on the same issue! THAT ISN'T FAIR! Pointing out my inconsistency is -- uhh, uh, <searches word bank for buzzwords> mental gymnastics on your part! Y-y-yeah, that's it! Self-control, too! Won't something please stick this time?"

Super convincing, Methais. 10/10.

Making fun of the fact that you don't possess the self control required to make it through an entire day without posting or mashing F5 nonstop, and actively wanting you to stop posting (which I don't, because that will be 1 less thing to pass time with at work), are two completely different things.

Not that I'd expect you to be able to understand the obvious, especially when 100% of your arguments rely on you replying to your own made up meaning of what was said instead of the actual meaning behind what was said, because you know you'll just have your typical fail results like you do with everything else otherwise.

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[Ashliana]

Making fun of the fact that you don't possess the self control required to make it through an entire day without posting or mashing F5 nonstop, and actively wanting you to stop posting (which I don't, because that will be 1 less thing to pass time with at work), are two completely different things.

Those weren't the two things. Is this just a reading comprehension failure on your part, or dishonesty? Which do you imagine reflects better on you? :rofl:


Not that I'd expect you to be able to understand the obvious, especially when 100% of your arguments rely on you replying to your own made up meaning of what was said instead of the actual meaning behind what was said, because you know you'll just have your typical fail results like you do with everything else otherwise.

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100% of your arguments involve you making a demonstrably false claim (like your claim about "New Orleans having the vast majority of Louisiana's murders"), then getting super upset when that claim is treated at face-value, followed by you insisting up is down and the sky is purple in the vain hopes that the universe will reorder itself to change history so that you didn't humiliate yourself.

There's a reason you're always forced to resort to memes, Methais. You can't reason, you can't argue. And, as you've spent the last 4 months being educated, you can't out-shitpost. You're a slow learner, though, so we'll take as much time as you need before it clicks.


mashing F5 nonstop

Oh, and best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.

[Methais]

reading comprehension failure


dishonesty

I agree that these are the main traits of most/all of your posts.


Speaking of dishonesty and reading comprehension failure though...


100% of your arguments involve you making a demonstrably false claim (like your claim about "New Orleans having the vast majority of Louisiana's murders"), then getting super upset when that claim is treated at face-value, followed by you insisting up is down and the sky is purple in the vain hopes that the universe will reorder itself to change history so that you didn't humiliate yourself.

There's a reason you're always forced to resort to memes, Methais. You can't reason, you can't argue. And, as you've spent the last 4 months being educated, you can't out-shitpost. You're a slow learner, though, so we'll take as much time as you need before it clicks.

Thanks for confirming exactly this...


100% of your arguments rely on you replying to your own made up meaning of what was said instead of the actual meaning behind what was said, because you know you'll just have your typical fail results like you do with everything else otherwise.

...by literally doing what I just said that you do, even after I broke out the red crayons on that one for you. Which indicates either your reading comprehension failure, or your dishonesty. Both of which are present in most/all of your posts. In before you double down on this some more anyway like a true mongoloid.


Oh, and best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.

Best of luck figuring out how making fun of you works.

Also best of luck figuring out how to not be the dumbest and most full of shit person in every thread you post in.

There's a reason you're always forced to double down on arguing against points that aren't being made, even after they're explained to you with crayons since you struggle with wrapping your head around basic concepts so badly and all.

[Ashliana]

I agree that these are the main traits of most/all of your posts.

Methais? Being forced to resort to a transparent NOU? No! That would require a remarkable lack of self-awareness, given his constant, hysterical whining about them.


Speaking of dishonesty and reading comprehension failure though...

Thanks for confirming exactly this...

..by literally doing what I just said that you do, even after I broke out the red crayons on that one for you. Which indicates either your reading comprehension failure, or your dishonesty. Both of which are present in most/all of your posts.

I pointed out an example of how you make erroneously claims, then do mental somersaults to try and explain them, and fall flat on your face.

How'd you respond? ... Mental somersaults to try and explain your erroneous claims, followed by falling flat on your face, combined with a NOU.

:clap:

Apparently your strategy of relying on wishes to change history isn't working. Perhaps you should double down on it a few more dozen times to make sure.


Best of luck figuring out how making fun of you works.

Best of luck figuring out that your "performative" stupidity is still stupidity deserving of criticism, and still reflects on you.


Also best of luck figuring out how to not be the dumbest and most full of shit person in every thread you post in.

There's a reason you're always forced to double down on arguing against points that aren't being made, even after they're explained to you with crayons since you struggle with wrapping your head around basic concepts so badly and all.

When you say retarded shit like "the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans," no amount of your mental gymnastics or butthurt fee-fees reorders the universe to suit your delusions, much to your hilarious dismay. Watching you twist yourself into pretzels trying to explain your behavior away, to zero success, is eternally amusing, though.

[Methais]

Methais' well-established reliance on calling out my chronic projection? Yep.

This is correct.



I pointed out an example of how you make claims, I don't understand them because I'm stupid, you take out the bright crayons and explain them to where even toddlers can follow, and I fall flat on my face trying to understand, so instead I double down on what I wanted you to mean instead and argue against that because it's the only way I know to try and avoid being pwned 24/7 despite the fact that it never works and I fall flat on my face anyway.

This is also correct.



Best of luck figuring out that my "You can't call me out when I'm projecting my retardedness everywhere and end up looking even more retarded than I actually am every time I post because I'll just say NO U" defense still makes me look like a huge loser.

This is correct as well.



When you say retarded shit like "the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans," and I'm too stupid to understand that you were talking about by city, since your whole post was about cities and all, even after you clarified in great detail after realizing that giving me the benefit of the doubt never works out because I'm too stupid to understand anything, no amount of my mental gymnastics or butthurt fee-fees reorders the universe to undo my stupidity and extreme dishonesty, which is another example of me arguing against what I wanted you to mean instead of the actual point being made because that's the only way I can pretend I "won" something, because this forum is my whole life, much to your entertainment.

This too is correct.

You're on a roll today Ashlianus, I've never seen you be correct this many times in a row. I award you one bedtime past midnight, despite what your grandma says about it.

Just try to not shit on the floor again. Grandma is tired of cleaning up.

Ashlianus response: CTRL+V NO U F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

[Ashliana]

I was unable to change history with my wishes. I pretended that my dishonesty was somehow Ashliana's, though I couldn't demonstrate it. Now I'm upset about it.

This is correct.


I tried to claim how you treating my words as I literally wrote them was wrong, by virtue of my making the claim and not actually demonstrating how in any way shape or form, you called me out on it. Now I'm upset about it.

This is also correct.


I think that performatively pretending to be even stupider than I normally am is somehow a win, even though the end result is my stupidity being mocked.

This is correct as well.


When I say retarded shit like "the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans," which is transparently incorrect on its face, and you humiliate me by pointing out that that's demonstrably false, I attempt to come up with a slew of nonsensical mental gymnastics to move the goalposts which in no way address the fact that what I said was incorrect. I pretend that if I keep talking about this, somehow history will be transformed and I won't have made an utter fool of myself for the 50,000th time. You aren't allowed to hold me accountable for the things I say. That ISN'T FAIR!

This too is correct.

This is the most amount of self-awareness you've ever had, Methais!

Oh, wait: Your response was actually: <self-delusion, wishes and fantasy>


F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5

Best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.

Oh, and:

Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.

[Parkbandit]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2208597#post2208597

[Ashliana]

Tuesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.
http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2208597#post2208597

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[Methais]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2208597#post2208597


Tuesday reminder for Ashlianus to post.

Wednesday-next Monday reminder too. And so forth until the year 2027.


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Ashlianus place being known has been confirmed.



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Forever.





























































































pwnt4lyfe

[Ashliana]

Ashlianus place being known has been confirmed.

https://i.imgur.com/oh17F9I.png

Forever.

I'm sorry, we're not accepting "NOUs" today. You used your weekly allotment yesterday.



pwnt4lyfe

The only pwning here would be your self-pwning, like when you got Big Mad that you made the demonstrably false claim:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

Then you got super upset when your attempts to twist yourself into pretzels failed, vainly attempting to explain how your demonstrably false claim is somehow not false, as if saying the words wItH rEd CrAyOnS!!shift+11! somehow changes reality to suit your delusions.




















































































































































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[Parkbandit]

I'm sorry, we're not accepting "NOUs" today. You used your weekly allotment yesterday.

Jesus....

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[Methais]

I'm sorry, we're not accepting "NOUs" today. You used your weekly allotment yesterday.



The only pwning here would be your self-pwning, like when you got Big Mad that you made the demonstrably false claim:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

Then you got super upset when your attempts to twist yourself into pretzels failed, vainly attempting to explain how your demonstrably false claim is somehow not false, as if saying the words wItH rEd CrAyOnS!!shift+11! somehow changes reality to suit your delusions.




















































































































































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Me: Ashlianus argues by doubling down on what he thinks/wanted you to mean, even after you clarify the point to where even Backlash could understand since Ashlianus couldn't figure it out on his own the first time around because he's severely mentally handicapped.

Ashlianus reply: Does exactly the above while declaring victory, completely unaware of how much of a retard he keeps making himself look like by doubling down on the specific type of extra stupid that he was called out on and has been being called out on for months/years/decades.


Normal people looking at Ashlianus:

https://media.giphy.com/media/UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh/giphy.gif

Ashlianus:
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Also Ashlianus at some point in the future...

https://i.imgur.com/ouSPT9J.png

...but with 1200% more cheese smell.

[Ashliana]

Jesus....

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcp26kgLCr1qe6uhf.jpg

Anything else in the bag of tricks today besides you being eternally forced to rely on fantasies?

[Ashliana]

Me: Ashlianus argues by doubling down on what he thinks/wanted you to mean, even after you clarify the point to where even Backlash could understand since Ashlianus couldn't figure it out on his own the first time around because he's severely mentally handicapped.

Ashlianus reply: Does exactly the above while declaring victory, completely unaware of how much of a retard he keeps making himself look like by doubling down on the specific type of extra stupid that he was called out on and has been being called out on for months/years/decades.

That's quite the fantasy. Fortunately for the rest of us, your hysterical delusions still lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit them, much to your obvious dismay.

Methais: "Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

Ashliana: Your statement is unequivocally false.

Methais: <attempts to equivocate by moving the goal posts and lying about his original position>

Ashliana: What part of unequivocally false didn't you understand?

Methais: <attempts to equivocate with mental gymnastics>

Ashliana: What part of unequivocally false didn't you understand?

Methais: <attempts to equivocate with wishes and fantasies>

Ashliana: What part of unequivocally false didn't you understand?

Methais:
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Ashliana: You seem awfully upset that your tantrum isn't changing reality.

Methais:
https://media.giphy.com/media/1AgDOgXEBkhBOr9cTD/giphy.gif



Normal people looking at Methais trying to soothe his bruised ego with fantasies:

https://media.giphy.com/media/UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh/giphy.gif


Also Ashlianus at some point in the future...

https://i.imgur.com/ouSPT9J.png

...but with 1200% more cheese smell.

Given your constant projection, this particular fantasy of yours is worrying. Should we be scared for you?

[Methais]

That's quite the fantasy. Fortunately for the rest of us, your hysterical delusions still lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit them, much to your obvious dismay.

Methais: "Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

Ashliana: Your statement is unequivocally false.

Methais: <attempts to equivocate by moving the goal posts and lying about his original position>

Ashliana: What part of unequivocally false didn't you understand?

Methais: <attempts to equivocate with mental gymnastics>

Ashliana: What part of unequivocally false didn't you understand?

Methais: <attempts to equivocate with wishes and fantasies>

Ashliana: What part of unequivocally false didn't you understand?

Methais:
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Ashliana: You seem awfully upset that your tantrum isn't changing reality.

Methais:
https://media.giphy.com/media/1AgDOgXEBkhBOr9cTD/giphy.gif



Normal people looking at Methais trying to soothe his bruised ego with fantasies:

https://media.giphy.com/media/UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh/giphy.gif



Given your constant projection, this particular fantasy of yours is worrying. Should we be scared for you?

Me: Makes a post in reference to cities, of which New Orleans, the chocolate city that hasn't had a democrat mayor since the 1800s, has the most murders in Louisiana.

You: Can't understand this because you're too stupid and actually think I'm saying that murders in 1 city > all other murders throughout the rest of entire state combined, again, because you're extremely stupid.

Me: Explains it to where a toddler or even Backlash can understand.

You: Still can't wrap your head around it because you're too stupid.

Me: Realizes that you're dumber than both a toddler and Backlash.

Also you: Actually does get it, but doesn't like that argument because it highlights your lack of reading comprehension skills, so instead you double down on your original stupidity thinking you're gonna "win" something on the internet, but instead just end up looking even more unhinged and retarded, because being disingenuous and full of shit is your only hope of "winning" any argument with anyone on here about anything, despite you still having a failure rate of 100% anyway.

You: Declares victory anyway via mentally ill shrieking.

Me + everyone else watching you shit your pants:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/L8XuphFGqlSfe/giphy.gif


All your butthurt flailing won't change any of that, which is why you're always so upset and why I'm always laughing at you.

[Ashliana]

Me: Makes a post in reference to cities, of which New Orleans, the chocolate city that hasn't had a democrat mayor since the 1800s, has the most murders in Louisiana.

Wrong. The breakdown of violent crimes in urban areas versus rural areas what was being discussed, then you got ahead of yourself, made a completely unforced error and fell flat on your face.

Then, when called out on it, instead of responding like a normal person with "Whoops, I misspoke" or "Whoops, I misread the data," you began a hilarious string of

attempts to change your argument after-the-fact (otherwise known as moving the goalposts)
mental gymnastics
personal attacks
Precisely none of which have the power to alter history and change what it was that you said, which was unequivocally, demonstrably incorrect.

Incidentally, we'll assume you had yet another brain fart and meant New Orleans hasn't had a non-Democratic mayor since the 1800s.


You: Can't understand this because you're too stupid and actually think I'm saying that murders in 1 city > all other murders throughout the rest of entire state combined, again, because you're extremely stupid.

Me: Explains it to where a toddler or even Backlash can understand.

You: Still can't wrap your head around it because you're too stupid.

Me: Realizes that you're dumber than both a toddler and Backlash.

You not being able to convince anyone of your bad-faith avalanche of nonsense doesn't equate to the other person "not understanding" what you're saying.

It is hilarious that you're increasingly upset -- that your attempts to move the goalposts, explain your error with mental gymnastics and, finally, insist that up is down and the sky is purple failed -- but it doesn't change anything.

Your statement remains unequivocally false, no matter how upset you get about it.


Also you: Actually does get it, but doesn't like that argument because it highlights your lack of reading comprehension skills, so instead you double down on your original stupidity thinking you're gonna "win" something on the internet, but instead just end up looking even more unhinged and retarded, because being disingenuous and full of shit is your only hope of "winning" any argument with anyone on here about anything, despite you still having a failure rate of 100% anyway.

You: Declares victory anyway via mentally ill shrieking."

Me + everyone else watching you shit your pants:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/L8XuphFGqlSfe/giphy.gif

All your butthurt flailing won't change any of that, which is why you're always so upset and why I'm always laughing at you.

You're awfully upset that you were retarded enough to say:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

Alas, all your butthurt flailing won't change that, which is why you're always so upset and why I'm always laughing at you. Best of luck with the projection issues.

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[Methais]

Wrong. The breakdown of violent crimes in urban areas versus rural areas what was being discussed, then you got ahead of yourself, made a completely unforced error and fell flat on your face.

Then, when called out on it, instead of responding like a normal person with "Whoops, I misspoke" or "Whoops, I misread the data," you began a hilarious string of

attempts to change your argument after-the-fact (otherwise known as moving the goalposts)
mental gymnastics
personal attacks
Precisely none of which have the power to alter history and change what it was that you said, which was unequivocally, demonstrably incorrect.

Incidentally, we'll assume you had yet another brain fart and meant New Orleans hasn't had a non-Democratic mayor since the 1800s.



You not being able to convince anyone of your bad-faith avalanche of nonsense doesn't equate to the other person "not understanding" what you're saying.

It is hilarious that you're increasingly upset -- that your attempts to move the goalposts, explain your error with mental gymnastics and, finally, insist that up is down and the sky is purple failed -- but it doesn't change anything.

Your statement remains unequivocally false, no matter how upset you get about it.



You're awfully upset that you were retarded enough to say:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

Alas, all your butthurt flailing won't change that, which is why you're always so upset and why I'm always laughing at you. Best of luck with the projection issues.

https://media.giphy.com/media/p0RDMJGgMXF96/giphy.gif

You are literally the only person on the planet who can't grasp this and keeps throwing nonstop tantrums over it. You're clearly a winner.

The only thing you've ever been correct about: My "non-democrat" mayor typo above.


lololololol @ your big mad BOLD UNDERLINE SIZE=7 though

You're clearly not at all unhinged, and are totally a mentally stable, well reasoned individual...



Alas, all your butthurt flailing

I was wondering how long it would take you to start using the word "flailing" after I started using it. Not that I can blame you for wanting to be like me though.

I will come up with another word shortly to start using just to see how long it takes you to start using it too in your endless lifelong quest to be like Methais.

I'm flattered.

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[Ashliana]

You not being able to convince anyone of your bad-faith avalanche of nonsense doesn't equate to the other person "not understanding" what you're saying.You are literally the only person on the planet who can't grasp this and keeps throwing nonstop tantrums over it. You're clearly a winner.

Since you were forced to pretend it wasn't said to you, it gets said again: You not being able to convince anyone of your bad-faith avalanche of nonsense doesn't equate to the other person "not understanding" what you're saying.

Facts don't care about your fee-fees, no matter how hilariously upset that you get about your attempts to move the goalposts failing.


The only thing you've ever been correct about: My "non-democrat" mayor typo above.

lololololol @ your big mad BOLD UNDERLINE SIZE=7 though

Looks like it accomplished its goal: Provoking you. But, uhh, sure, laughing at your retarded mistake sure is evidence of someone else being mad. Somehow.

:rofl:


You're clearly not at all unhinged, and are totally a mentally stable, well reasoned individual...

Says the person who can't get over the fact that he misspoke, and has been endlessly doubling down on an unequivocally false statement because your ego can't accept it. Best of luck coming to terms with reality.




All your butthurt flailing won't change any of that, which is why you're always so upset and why I'm always laughing at you.
Alas, all your butthurt flailing won't change that, which is why you're always so upset and why I'm always laughing at you. Best of luck with the projection issues.
I was wondering how long it would take you to start using the word "flailing" after I started using it. Not that I can blame you for wanting to be like me though.

I will come up with another word shortly to start using just to see how long it takes you to start using it too in your endless lifelong quest to be like Methais.

I'm flattered.

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Alas, throwing your words back in your face because you were too lacking in self-awareness doesn't equate to "trying to be like you." Cringe.

[Methais]

Since you were forced to pretend it wasn't said to you, it gets said again: You not being able to convince anyone of your bad-faith avalanche of nonsense doesn't equate to the other person "not understanding" what you're saying.

Facts don't care about your fee-fees, no matter how hilariously upset that you get about your attempts to move the goalposts failing.



Looks like it accomplished its goal: Provoking you. But, uhh, sure, laughing at your retarded mistake sure is evidence of someone else being mad. Somehow.

:rofl:



Says the person who can't get over the fact that he misspoke, and has been endlessly doubling down on an unequivocally false statement because your ego can't accept it. Best of luck coming to terms with reality.



Alas, throwing your words back in your face because you were too lacking in self-awareness doesn't equate to "trying to be like you." Cringe.

I gotta be honest here...if it weren't for the quotes, I would have assumed that you were writing an autobiography.

Except the last sentence, which is obviously fiction.

[Ashliana]

I gotta be honest here...if it weren't for the quotes, I would have assumed that you were writing an autobiography.

Translation: "NOU!" Super convincing. Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that 1) you made a demonstrably incorrect statement, 2) absolutely nothing you do or say afterwards has the power to change your mistake.


Except the last sentence, which is obviously fiction.

That's right, Methais. Wish those unpleasant realities away. It's bound to work one of these times, right?

[Methais]

Translation: "NOU!" Super convincing. Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that 1) you made a demonstrably incorrect statement, 2) absolutely nothing you do or say afterwards has the power to change your mistake.


I can't help the fact that 100% of your posts are oozing with your mental illness and chronic projection and all around general stupidity. You being more and more upset about it with every post makes it pretty great though.


That's right, Methais. Wish those unpleasant realities away. It's bound to work one of these times, right?

Your inability to understand sarcasm in any form is the #2 reason why this thread has been so successful. You'll further prove this with your reply.

The #1 reason is your lack of self control, which goes hand in hand with #2 where you can't stop taking any and all bait.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/L8XuphFGqlSfe/giphy.gif


I'm leaving work now while you mash F5 for the next 16+ hours. I'm telling you this so you'll know that you don't need to mash F5. Even though you will anyway because mental illness.

[Ashliana]

I can't help the fact that 100% of your posts are oozing with your mental illness and chronic projection and all around general stupidity.

Ah, yes, the part where you pretend personal insults will somehow change history and you won't have been demonstrably incorrect. How's that working out for you?


You being more and more upset about it with every post makes it pretty great though.

You're projecting like a lighthouse. You've been having an absolute meltdown today, Methais, because your ego can't tolerate you falling on your face. If this is what you call other people being upset, then let's do this thing you've been doing today every day.

:rofl:


Your inability to understand sarcasm in any form is the #2 reason why this thread has been so successful. You'll further prove this with your reply.

The #1 reason is your lack of self control, which goes hand in hand with #2 where you can't stop taking any and all bait.

You're back to your inability to understand that your performative stupidity is still stupidity and still deserving of mockery, no matter how upset you get about it.

Best of luck coming up with an excuse for your failures that isn't a paraphrased "i WaS jUsT pReTeNdInG tO bE rEtArDeD aNd yOu ToOk tHe BaIt!!!" someday.


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I'm leaving work now while you mash F5 for the next 16+ hours. I'm telling you this so you'll know that you don't need to mash F5. Even though you will anyway because mental illness.

This isn't an airport -- you don't need to announce your departures. Oh, and best of luck figuring out how the Internet works.

[Neveragain]

you pretend personal insults will somehow change history

A perfect description of all your posts, even the ones you delete.

[Parkbandit]

Anything else in the bag of tricks today besides you being eternally forced to rely on fantasies?

Like I told you before... using the term "fantasy" should be a red flag for someone like you who relies on online fantasy to make his miserable life seem less.. well, miserable.

And I get it.. but let's not forget you tried to pretend to be a girl here and I'm sure you continue to play pretend on other sites.

Just have more self awareness... I know, it's like us asking you to be less retarded... both are impossible.. but you know what I mean.


I was wondering how long it would take you to start using the word "flailing" after I started using it. Not that I can blame you for wanting to be like me though.

I will come up with another word shortly to start using just to see how long it takes you to start using it too in your endless lifelong quest to be like Methais.

I'm flattered.

To be fair.. Ashliana isn't imitating you because he wants to be you.. he imitates everyone given he wants to be anything but himself.

And can you blame him? Yikes.

[Ashliana]

A perfect description of all your posts, even the ones you delete.

Is this a reference to you wishing your history of racist statements didn't happen? :rofl: Good to know calling you out on it is still paying dividends.


Like I told you before... using the term "fantasy" should be a red flag for someone like you who relies on online fantasy to make his miserable life seem less.. well, miserable.

Ooh! Parkbandit's excited to throw out a charge! Let's see where he's going! He must be confident this time, and not about to fall on his fac--


And I get it.. but let's not forget you tried to pretend to be a girl here and I'm sure you continue to play pretend on other sites.

* Citation required. Best of luck!



Just have more self awareness... I know, it's like us asking you to be less retarded... both are impossible.. but you know what I mean.

Like the lack of self-awareness it took you to call someone else out on their supposed reliance on fantasies, which you 1) couldn't demonstrate, 2) was your fantasy?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

These totally unprompted, unforced errors are why you're the forum's Retard Champion. :clap:



To be fair.. Ashliana isn't imitating you because he wants to be you.. he imitates everyone given he wants to be anything but himself.

And can you blame him? Yikes.

Best of luck again with those wishes!

[Parkbandit]

Is this a reference to you wishing your history of racist statements didn't happen? :rofl: Good to know calling you out on it is still paying dividends.

Ooh! Parkbandit's excited to throw out a charge! Let's see where he's going! He must be confident this time, and not about to fall on his fac--

* Citation required. Best of luck!

Like the lack of self-awareness it took you to call someone else out on their supposed reliance on fantasies, which you 1) couldn't demonstrate, 2) was your fantasy?
These totally unprompted, unforced errors are why you're the forum's Retard Champion. :clap:

Best of luck again with those wishes!

See Methais? It's not really that he is imitating you.. he literally imitates everyone who is more successful than himself (which is sadly, everyone)

Just look at this thread for example after example after example.

Between his pilfering other people's posts and his NOU game that is as shitty as his gigantic tighty whities... is it a wonder why he hates himself and wants to be anything but himself?

Can you blame him!?!?

[Neveragain]

Is this a reference to you wishing your history of racist statements didn't happen? :rofl: Good to know calling you out on it is still paying dividends.

I don't think the word "dividends" means what you think it means.

Unless by "dividends" you mean, I'm being paid by the entertainment value as you screech from your padded cell.

[Ashliana]

Ooh! Parkbandit's excited to throw out a charge! Let's see where he's going! He must be confident this time, and not about to fall on his fac--See Methais? It's not really that he is imitating you.. he literally imitates everyone who is more successful than himself (which is sadly, everyone)

Just look at this thread for example after example after example.

Between his pilfering other people's posts and his NOU game that is as shitty as his gigantic tighty whities... is it a wonder why he hates himself and wants to be anything but himself?

Can you blame him!?!?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

Nobody's surprised you made a claim you couldn't defend, then immediately conceded. You're well-accustomed used to failure at this point. Best of luck dealing with your fantasies, though. They'll change reality to suit your delusions any second now.


I don't think the word "dividends" means what you think it means.

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Unless by "dividends" you mean, I'm being paid by the entertainment value as you screech from your padded cell.

"Look how entertained I am!" Neveragain wailed, still at maximum butthurt at having been called out for his racism now months ago.

:rofl:

[Neveragain]

"Look how entertained I am!" Neveragain wailed, still at maximum butthurt at having been called out for his racism now months ago.

:rofl:

Peeking in your padded room is literally a part of my daily morning routine.

Honestly, PB deserves some sort of payment for creating this thread.

[Ashliana]

Peeking in your padded room is literally a part of my daily morning routine.

You should stop by more often, since you're even dumber than either of them are (and that's saying something). At least they usually have the sense to partially disguise their racism. :)


Honestly, PB deserves some sort of payment for creating this thread.

Paying right-wingers to publicly document their meltdowns is already a thing. Somehow I don't see him following in Limbaugh or Alex Jones' footsteps, but maybe you should start him down the path.

[GS4Ranger]

You should stop by more often, since you're even dumber than either of them are (and that's saying something). At least they usually have the sense to partially disguise their racism. :)

Paying right-wingers to publicly document their meltdowns is already a thing. Somehow I don't see him following in Limbaugh or Alex Jones' footsteps, but maybe you should start him down the path.

For someone purporting to be intelligent and articulate, you are displaying quite the childish behavior. For all the moral and ethical high-ground you've slung across this thread, that thin veil you use to wrap yourself in self-gratitude and wokeness is easily soiled in the putrid sewers you seem to have found yourself wading through. The intent of this thread was not to intellectually engage you in thoughtful or civil discussion, it was merely to goad you into lashing out and displaying your true base nature, which by and large, is no better than the "right-wingers" you consistently berate.

[Ashliana]

For someone purporting to be intelligent and articulate, you are displaying quite the childish behavior.

Those things aren't mutually exclusive. I've said, repeatedly, that this thread is about giving PB, Methais, etc., what they've been doing to other people for nearly two decades. A richly-deserved taste of their own medicine.



At least they usually have the sense to partially disguise their racism.
For all the moral and ethical high-ground you've slung across this thread, that thin veil you use to wrap yourself in self-gratitude and wokeness is easily soiled in the putrid sewers you seem to have found yourself wading through.

Hm, let's see. A sanctimonious, mid-western poster I'm fairly certain I've never engaged with. What would have made him weigh in about this specific message? What's the common link?

https://media.giphy.com/media/2H67VmB5UEBmU/giphy.gif

Ah. Here it is, in your 4th to most recent post.


In a single word... yes. Also, individual encounters considered racism is sooooo 2008. Today it is all about the system:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/cd...es/ar-BB1ftU77
https://www.yahoo.com/news/theres-re...001351975.html
https://www.yahoo.com/news/biden-u-n...190758315.html

Let's not forget the very scientific proven fact that air conditioning is sexist:

https://time.com/4464848/sexist-air-conditioning/

Idiocracy is indeed becoming more and more of a documentary.

Guess we know what touched that particular nerve.


The intent of this thread was not to intellectually engage you in thoughtful or civil discussion, it was merely to goad you into lashing out and displaying your true base nature, which by and large, is no better than the "right-wingers" you consistently berate.

https://media.giphy.com/media/10uct1aSFT7QiY/giphy.gif

Thanks for the laugh. :rofl:

[GS4Ranger]

No sense in further engaging lunacy. Your obvious inability to stop is textbook OCD and my own intellect is further declining by wading in these waters with you. My only request, if you would be so kind, is that you sterilize yourself. Quickly, completely, and without hesitation. This world cannot suffer another generation of your special kind of stupid.

[Ashliana]

No sense in further engaging lunacy. Your obvious inability to stop is textbook OCD and my own intellect is further declining by wading in these waters with you.

Isn't it funny how you literally just got done making claims about someone else pretending to take the supposed high-ground? Actually taking the high road would've just been not responding, not dramatically declaring it.

.. Yeah. Try not to be such a cringe-inducing stereotype of an Oklahoman next time.


My only request, if you would be so kind, is that you sterilize yourself. Quickly, completely, and without hesitation. This world cannot suffer another generation of your special kind of stupid.

Right after you give yourself a sledgehammer vasectomy, buddy.

[Tgo01]

Ashliana, please remember your place is here. No one gave you permission to wander out of your cage.

[Ashliana]

Ashliana, please remember your place is here. No one gave you permission to wander out of your cage.

Thanks for letting me know the post bothered you. That's useful information, Karen. :)

[Tgo01]

I just thought about something: is Ashliana Androidpk?

Androidpk's posting style before he disappeared is very similar to Ashliana's current batshit insane posting style.

Androidpk also had a pathological need to reply to each and every post that mentioned him and they both just say the craziest bullshit that enters their mind yet they have convinced themselves their arguments are the best thing ever communicated in a human language.

But maybe both are just narcissistic pieces of shit who also suffer from a Napoleon complex.

One thing is for sure though, they are both the only people on the PC I have ever found myself scrolling past 99%+ of their posts because of the sheer insanity and uselessness found in their posts. If they aren't the same person they must be long lost brothers.

[Ashliana]

I just thought about something: is Ashliana Androidpk?

Androidpk's posting style before he disappeared is very similar to Ashliana's current batshit insane posting style.

Androidpk also had a pathological need to reply to each and every post that mentioned him and they both just say the craziest bullshit that enters their mind yet they have convinced themselves their arguments are the best thing ever communicated in a human language.

:rofl: I think that brings the total of people hysterical right-wingers on here have accused me of being up to.. 10?


But maybe both are just narcissistic pieces of shit who also suffer from a Napoleon complex.

Putting aside the fact that you in no way established how "replying to posts" equals "narcissim," speaking of narcissism -- remind me, what's the name of the script-fest you run in-game every day? Is it named after yourself? What about those threads in merchanting you keep bumping?

Hmmm...


One thing is for sure though, they are both the only people on the PC I have ever found myself scrolling past 99%+ of their posts because of the sheer insanity and uselessness found in their posts. If they aren't the same person they must be long lost brothers.

No, that's just the ego-soothing mental gymnastics you spin to make yourself feel better about the fact that you base your arguments on feelings, and your normal strategy of dealing with people who bother to correct you -- spinning nonsensical, bad faith bullshit -- may tire other people out, but not me. :)

Hang in there, Karen.

Also: Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face. :)

[Parkbandit]

For someone purporting to be intelligent and articulate, you are displaying quite the childish behavior. For all the moral and ethical high-ground you've slung across this thread, that thin veil you use to wrap yourself in self-gratitude and wokeness is easily soiled in the putrid sewers you seem to have found yourself wading through. The intent of this thread was not to intellectually engage you in thoughtful or civil discussion, it was merely to goad you into lashing out and displaying your true base nature, which by and large, is no better than the "right-wingers" you consistently berate.

The only one who doesn't get the intent of this thread was the person this thread was created for.


No sense in further engaging lunacy. Your obvious inability to stop is textbook OCD and my own intellect is further declining by wading in these waters with you. My only request, if you would be so kind, is that you sterilize yourself. Quickly, completely, and without hesitation. This world cannot suffer another generation of your special kind of stupid.

Thankfully, nature has already taken care of that.

Darwin was right.

[Methais]

NO U x100000000000000000000000000000

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[Ashliana]

Wednesday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face. The only one who doesn't get the intent of this thread was the person this thread was created for.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

Nobody cares what your intent was. You made the thread in a fit of rage, when you were hysterically upset about Trump's loss, and butthurt about yet another argument you lost. The fact that you got conned into moving your obsession with me from the private realm to the public one is just a bonus.


Thankfully, nature has already taken care of that.

Darwin was right.

Nobody's surprised the 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living doesn't know anything about biology. :rofl:


NO U x100000000000000000000000000000

I gotta be honest here...if it weren't for the quotes, I would have assumed that you were writing an autobiography.Translation: "NOU!" Super convincing. Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that 1) you made a demonstrably incorrect statement, 2) absolutely nothing you do or say afterwards has the power to change your mistake.

Who knew "NO U" meant "Methais is butthurt about his own NOU being called out"? Best of luck with that.

[Methais]

For someone purporting to be intelligent and articulate, you are displaying quite the childish behavior. For all the moral and ethical high-ground you've slung across this thread, that thin veil you use to wrap yourself in self-gratitude and wokeness is easily soiled in the putrid sewers you seem to have found yourself wading through. The intent of this thread was not to intellectually engage you in thoughtful or civil discussion, it was merely to goad you into lashing out and displaying your true base nature, which by and large, is no better than the "right-wingers" you consistently berate.

That's why this thread has been such a success...he's been told this roughly 847390472304 times in no uncertain terms, but his lack of self control prevents him from doing anything but shrieking and projecting nonstop all day every day.



















































































































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[Ashliana]

That's why this thread has been such a success...he's been told this roughly 847390472304 times in no uncertain terms, but...


his lack of self control



prevents him from doing anything but shrieking


and projecting nonstop all day every day.

The funniest part is you skipping over the part where you were insulted. Your reading comprehension issues are legendary, but it's hard to believe even you missed that. Kudos, though, on the soup of buzzwords, delusion and hypocrisy.

Super convincing argument.

As I keep telling you, though, if you think your inability to reason and poor reading comprehension being pointed out on a daily basis is a win, I'm here for you, Methais. Like the past few days, when you were dumb enough to make demonstrably false claims, like:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

... then gnashed your teeth in frustration because your avalanche of bad-faith mental gymnastics, moving the goalposts and wishes didn't erase history.


















































































































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[Methais]

The funniest part is you skipping over the part where you were insulted. Your reading comprehension issues are legendary, but it's hard to believe even you missed that. Kudos, though, on the soup of buzzwords, delusion and hypocrisy.

Super convincing argument.

As I keep telling you, though, if you think your inability to reason and poor reading comprehension being pointed out on a daily basis is a win, I'm here for you, Methais. Like the past few days, when you were dumb enough to make demonstrably false claims, like:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

... then gnashed your teeth in frustration because your avalanche of bad-faith mental gymnastics, moving the goalposts and wishes didn't erase history.

https://media.giphy.com/media/UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh/giphy.gif

You can't seem to accept the fact that your "insults" are literally meaningless to everyone, and are still desperately clinging onto your own stupidity.

And yes, by city, the vast majority of murders do indeed happen in New Orleans. Sorry that you still can't wrap your head around that because you're so desperate to "win" an "argument" on a 30 year old text game forum that you have to cling onto "I'm too stupid to understand words and need everything spelled out for me," even after it was spelled out for you shortly after.

The best part is you think you're getting one over on me by ignoring that and doubling down on your own stupidity harder and harder each time you bash your fists on the keyboard, when in reality all you're doing is showcasing how mentally ill and full of shit you are. Not that that's news to anyone though.

This is good. Please keep it up.

Don't do it for me though, do it for the thread. It's the least you can do to repay society.

https://media.tenor.com/images/2e3067cb64205853314fe5aa2c37b243/tenor.gif


EDIT: I'm going to start using the word "showcase" more just to see how long it takes for you to start using it too.

[Ashliana]

You can't seem to accept the fact that your "insults" are literally meaningless to everyone, and are still desperately clinging onto your own stupidity.

You may find it embarrassing that the fact you made a demonstrably incorrect statement was pointed out, but that doesn't make it an insult. It is funny that your inability to put two and two together continues to vex you.


And yes, by city, the vast majority of murders do indeed happen in New Orleans. Sorry that you still can't wrap your head around that because you're so desperate to "win" an "argument" on a 30 year old text game forum that you have to cling onto "I'm too stupid to understand words and need everything spelled out for me," even after it was spelled out for you shortly after.

You're making a second argument out of a transparently desperate attempt to move the goalposts. Much to your obvious dismay, nothing you say subsequently changes what you said:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

That statement is 100% false, and you are 100% retarded for making it.



The best part is you think you're getting one over on me by ignoring that and doubling down on your own stupidity harder and harder each time you bash your fists on the keyboard, when in reality all you're doing is showcasing how mentally ill and full of shit you are. Not that that's news to anyone though.

This is good. Please keep it up.

Don't do it for me though, do it for the thread. It's the least you can do to repay society.

https://media.tenor.com/images/2e3067cb64205853314fe5aa2c37b243/tenor.gif


EDIT: I'm going to start using the word "showcase" more just to see how long it takes for you to start using it too.

https://media.giphy.com/media/V7kBlRjEKL8C4/giphy.gif

If you humiliating yourself with your hilariously desperate wish that you'd made a different argument is a win for you, this is the topic we're going to stick to it, since you apparently lack the self-awareness to tell that it's (accurately) highlighting both your stupidity, and your comically fragile ego that can't adapt to the fact that you made a mistake.

Best of luck coming to terms with reality.

[Ashliana]

And yes, by city, the vast majority of murders do indeed happen in New Orleans. Sorry that you still can't wrap your head around that because you're so desperate to "win" an "argument" on a 30 year old text game forum that you have to cling onto "I'm too stupid to understand words and need everything spelled out for me," even after it was spelled out for you shortly after.

The absolute funniest part of you being forced to move the goalposts, Methais, is that you're still wrong.

Your hilariously desperate 2nd argument: bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!
Reality:

Biggest cities in Louisiana:
1) New Orleans - 121 homicides in 2019
2) Baton Rouge - 83 homicides in 2019
3) Shreveport - 42 in 2019
... etc.

Is 121 the "vast majority" of 246? (And that's only considering the top 3 cities, another limitation you didn't make).

This is why you're so butthurt all the time. You don't know how to do anything, Methais. Now let's all enjoy hearing your ego-soothing mental gymnastics about how you knew you were wrong all along, and you were only pReTeNdInG to be retarded.

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[Methais]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/xT0xeChUR33EsYNNRK/giphy.gif

This is correct.



The absolute funniest part of you being forced to move the goalposts, Methais, is that you're still wrong.

Your hilariously desperate 2nd argument: bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!
Reality:

Biggest cities in Louisiana:
1) New Orleans - 121 homicides in 2019
2) Baton Rouge - 83 homicides in 2019
3) Shreveport - 42 in 2019
... etc.

Is 121 the "vast majority" of 246? (And that's only considering the top 3 cities, another limitation you didn't make).

This is why you're so butthurt all the time. You don't know how to do anything, Methais. Now let's all enjoy hearing your ego-soothing mental gymnastics about how you knew you were wrong all along, and you were only pReTeNdInG to be retarded.

https://media.giphy.com/media/UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh/giphy.gif

For people who understand basic math, which rules you out, a 31.5% gap between #1 and #2 is pretty huge. Sort of like how 15% of all your posts over 13 years are you shrieking in this thread and showcasing your mental illness is pretty huge.

If you weren't so hyperfocused on shrieking your mental illness everywhere all the time you might be able to settle down long enough to understand how numbers work.

Much to your dismay and my entertainment though, you're too stupid and unhinged and you'll continue to shriek on about this for the next 50 pages while continuing to showcase your massive retardedness.



ME: Laughs at Ashlianus

Ashlianus: Chronic 24/7 rage

Also Ashlianus: I'm not butthurt, you're butthurt!

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[Ashliana]

And the house of cards holding up Methais' ego comes crashing down.

:rofl:


https://media.giphy.com/media/1AgDOgXEBkhBOr9cTD/giphy.gif

This is correct.


For people who understand basic math, which rules you out, a 31.5% gap between #1 and #2 is pretty huge. If you weren't so hyperfocused on shrieking your mental illness everywhere all the time you might be able to settle down long enough to understand how numbers work.

For people who understand basic words -- which rules you out -- the words "vast majority" have a specific meaning. And the statement you made, using them, was demonstrably incorrect, both with regard to your 1st argument, and the 2nd completely separate argument you were forced to move the goalposts to.


Much to your dismay and my entertainment though, you're too stupid and unhinged and you'll continue to shriek on about this for the next 50 pages while continuing to showcase your massive retardedness.

Much to your dismay and my entertainment though, you're too stupid and unhinged and you'll continue to shriek on about this for the next 50 pages while continuing to showcase your massive retardedness because your ego is too fragile to recognize you got called out on bullshitting.


ME: Laughs at Ashlianus

Ashlianus: Chronic 24/7 rage

Also Ashlianus: I'm not butthurt, you're butthurt!

https://media3.giphy.com/media/L8XuphFGqlSfe/giphy.gif

Methais: "I'm laughing at you! At your rage and butthurt!"
Ashliana: "Rage and butthurt.. at you making a completely unforced error for no reason, twisting yourself into pretzels trying to defend it, only to fail again?"
MEthais: "REEEEEEEEEE!"

This is pure meltdown territory, Methais. Absolute gold. This is why I participate in this thread, to document your hilarious mental breakdowns when you fall on your face again and again. Please keep it up.

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[Methais]

And the house of cards holding up Methais' ego comes crashing down.





This is correct.



For people who understand basic words -- which rules you out -- the words "vast majority" have a specific meaning. And the statement you made, using them, was demonstrably incorrect, both with regard to your 1st argument, and the 2nd completely separate argument you were forced to move the goalposts to.



Much to your dismay and my entertainment though, you're too stupid and unhinged and you'll continue to shriek on about this for the next 50 pages while continuing to showcase your massive retardedness because your ego is too fragile to recognize you got called out on bullshitting.



Methais: "I'm laughing at you! At your rage and butthurt!"
Ashliana: "Rage and butthurt.. at you making a completely unforced error for no reason?"
MEthais: "REEEEEEEEEE!"

This is pure meltdown territory, Methais. Absolute gold. This is why I participate in this thread, to document your hilarious mental breakdowns when you fall on your face again and again. Please keep it up.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just when I didn't think you could NO U any harder, you pull out the ultimate Ashlianus NO U of all time. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I bet "I CREATED THIS THREAD" is what comes from you next.

Holy fuck. :lol:

[Ashliana]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just when I didn't think you could NO U any harder, you pull out the ultimate Ashlianus NO U of all time. :lol: :lol: :lol:

I bet "I CREATED THIS THREAD" is what comes from you next.

Holy fuck. :lol:

Methais: "You're butthurt and raging!"
Ashliana: "How does your unforced error constitute rage or butthurt on anyone else's part?"
Methais: "That was A NOU!!!! A NOU!! OH MY GOD!!!"
Ashliana: "How so?"

Best of luck with those wishes. Oh, and coming to terms with the fact that you fell on your face, hard, twice. Totally unprompted. No reason. Just abject stupidity.

Please keep up the meltdown, Methais.

[Parkbandit]

Can we take a break from laughing at Ashliana and just appreciate what he brings to this community.. but mostly what he brings to this thread?

We are already over the 16% mark of all the posts for the past 13 years from him are in this very thread!

This is the first time a Retard Champion was crowned and he didn't walk away, abandoning the title. Backlash couldn't measure down to Ashliana... neither could cwolff or time4fun or Seran.

Ashliana is the GOAT Retard Champion. I knew in 2008 when "she" first arrived at our doorstep.. he was very, very "special" but even I had no idea a thread like this was even possible.

Let's all give a round of applause to Kierphe's Alt and be thankful we don't have to be near him in real life.

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[Ashliana]

Can we take a break from laughing at Ashliana and just appreciate what he brings to this community.. but mostly what he brings to this thread?

We are already over the 16% mark of all the posts for the past 13 years from him are in this very thread!

This is the first time a Retard Champion was crowned and he didn't walk away, abandoning the title. Backlash couldn't measure down to Ashliana... neither could cwolff or time4fun or Seran.

Ashliana is the GOAT Retard Champion. I knew in 2008 when "she" first arrived at our doorstep.. he was very, very "special" but even I had no idea a thread like this was even possible.

Let's all give a round of applause to Kierphe's Alt and be thankful we don't have to be near him in real life.

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Wow, Parkbandit. It's rare that Methais needs bailing out from you, but you actually had the good sense not to further undercut him for no reason, like you did the other day. And I'm aware of what I bring to the thread.. It's right-wing meltdowns, like we just saw from Methais, and frequently see from you.

Oh, and your math is still wrong, which is to be expected from a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living and lives in a delusional world of fantasy.

[Methais]

Methais: "You're butthurt and raging!"
Ashlianus: "I sure am and..no wait I mean NO U!"
Methais: "That was A NOU!!!! A NOU!! OH MY GOD!!!"
Ashlianus: "JUST BECAUSE I SAID NO U DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A NO U OMG U GOT PUT IN UR PLACE SOOOOOOO HARD JUST NOW. I WISH I LIKED MYSELF."

Best of luck with those wishes. Oh, and coming to terms with the fact that you fell on your face, hard, twice. Totally unprompted. No reason. Just abject stupidity.

Please keep up the meltdown, Methais.

NO U #84732094270 has been brought to you by Ashlianus, just like the 84732094269 NO Us before it.

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Can we take a break from laughing at Ashlianus and just appreciate what he brings to this community.. but mostly what he brings to this thread?

We are already over the 16% mark of all the posts for the past 13 years from him are in this very thread!

This is the first time a Retard Champion was crowned and he didn't walk away, abandoning the title. Backlash couldn't measure down to Ashlianus... neither could cwolff or time4fun or Seran.

Ashlianus is the GOAT Retard Champion. I knew in 2008 when "she" first arrived at our doorstep.. he was very, very "special" but even I had no idea a thread like this was even possible.

Let's all give a round of applause to Kierphe's Alt and be thankful we don't have to be near him in real life.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/tODygE8KCqBzy/giphy.gif

No dude, Ashlianus created this thread to trap you in it, didn't you hear the news? You got put in your place soooooooooooo hard!





Wow, Parkbandit. It's rare that Methais needs bailing out from you, but you actually had the good sense not to further undercut him for no reason, like you did the other day. And I'm aware of what I bring to the thread.. It's right-wing meltdowns, like we just saw from Methais, and frequently see from you.

Oh, and your math is still wrong, which is to be expected from a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living and lives in a delusional world of fantasy.

Ashlianus full rage mode has been confirmed.

[Ashliana]

NO U #84732094270 has been brought to you by Ashlianus, just like the 84732094269 NO Us before it.

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Methais: "You're butthurt and raging!"
Ashliana: "How does your unforced error constitute rage or butthurt on anyone else's part?"
Methais: "That was A NOU!!!! A NOU!! OH MY GOD!!!"
Ashliana: "How so?"
Methais: "IT WAS A NOU BECUASE I WISHED IT WERE SO!"

Super convincing argument. 10/10, Methais. About as well conceived as your demonstrably false argument #1:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

And as well conceived as your demonstrably false argument #2 you were hilariously forced to move the goalposts to:

"bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!"



No dude, Ashlianus created this thread to trap you in it, didn't you hear the news? You got put in your place soooooooooooo hard!

I already said why I participate in this thread: to document your hilarious mental breakdowns when you fall on your face again and again. Please keep it up.


Ashlianus full rage mode has been confirmed.

You've now been hysterically railing for two hours because your fragile-as-glass ego won't allow you to come to terms with the fact that you fell on your face, hard, totally unprompted, for no reason.
























































































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[Parkbandit]

Wow, Parkbandit. It's rare that Methais needs bailing out from you, but you actually had the good sense not to further undercut him for no reason, like you did the other day. And I'm aware of what I bring to the thread.. It's right-wing meltdowns, like we just saw from Methais, and frequently see from you.

I've yet to see a single instance in this thread where Methais needed help from you. That might just be in your head.


Oh, and your math is still wrong, which is to be expected from a 60 year old who cleans ducts for a living and lives in a delusional world of fantasy.

Do show the math.. or are you still trying to deny that you didn't delete more than 40 of your posts in this thread? I don't expect an unemployable loaf such as yourself to understand math.

And you seem hung up on people having jobs, careers and owning businesses.. is it because you don't have to because you get WIC and disability checks sent to the apartment you rent?

And what did I tell you about using the term "fantasy"? At least pretend to have SOME semblance of self awareness. Pretending is your only "gift" even if you are still terrible at it.

[Ashliana]

I've yet to see a single instance in this thread where Methais needed help from you. That might just be in your head.

This is a pretty cringe-inducing reading comprehension failure on your part. Maybe you should take another crack at it.


Do show the math.. or are you still trying to deny that you didn't delete more than 40 of your posts in this thread? I don't expect an unemployable loaf such as yourself to understand math.

I never denied deleting posts, I said your count was wrong, which you've already acknowledged. You proved your inability to handle basic arithmetic the other day, though, when you humiliated yourself, followed by attempting to lie about what you'd previously claimed, which also failed. :)


And you seem hung up on people having jobs, careers and owning businesses.. is it because you don't have to because you get WIC and disability checks sent to the apartment you rent?[

You seem awfully self-conscious about the fact that you're a 60 year old who clean ducts for a living. Almost like it explains your comical ignorance of the scientific method, your hilariously poor reading comprehension, your ignorance of your own native language, and your reliance on fantasies.


And what did I tell you about using the term "fantasy"? At least pretend to have SOME semblance of self awareness. Pretending is your only "gift" even if you are still terrible at it.

You mean when you embarrassed yourself yet again by making a claim which you were immediately unable to substantiate? Speaking of self-awareness.... Jesus.

[Methais]

I already said why I participate in this thread: to showcase my hilarious mental breakdowns and complete lack of self control again and again.

Well yeah, that's what we've been saying this whole time. Try to keep up.

[Ashliana]

Well yeah, that's what we've been saying this whole time. Try to keep up.

Now that was a NOU. You know, those things you're always crying about with no self-awareness, shame or irony?

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Best of luck coming to terms with the fact that you lied out of your ass, got called out on it, and had a huge meltdown since your ego couldn't take it.

[Parkbandit]

This is a pretty cringe-inducing reading comprehension failure on your part. Maybe you should take another crack at it.

Damn, you are still using cringe after Methais told you he was going to make you use it.... lolol.....


I never denied deleting posts, I said your count was wrong, which you've already acknowledged. You proved your inability to handle basic arithmetic the other day, though, when you humiliated yourself, followed by attempting to lie about what you'd previously claimed, which also failed. :)

I said I can only use the number I KNOW you deleted. The actual count is far more than 40, but 40 is the minimum number of posts you deleted. Are you denying that you deleted more than 40 now.. or are you doing what you always do.. hanging onto something like it's a small prize?

If you want to go with 50 or 60 or 70... I don't have a problem with that. But you have deleted at least 40 posts in this thread that I was counting... so I'll be using that figure.


You seem awfully self-conscious about the fact that you're a 60 year old who clean ducts for a living.

But I'm not 60. And I don't clean ducts for a living.

But you've never let facts get in the way of your online fantasies before..


Almost like it explains your comical ignorance of the scientific method, your hilariously poor reading comprehension, your ignorance of your own native language, and your reliance on fantasies.

Hey.. I don't blame you for having a robust online fantasy life.... if I had to live as you for a day, I would promptly swallow the business end of a shotgun. Jesus, just thinking about it makes me dry heave.


You mean when you embarrassed yourself yet again by making a claim which you were immediately unable to substantiate? Speaking of self-awareness.... Jesus.

Jesus, indeed.

But I heard he can't save you either. Sorry :(

[Methais]

It doesn't do much of anything for me, since I'm vaccinated, but I also don't throw a huge Karen fit like Dreaven wants to just because I go into a place requiring them that is trying to protect their workforce from the unvaccinated.

Everyone knows that your life is one big 24/7 Karen fit, stop being a liar.

[Ashliana]

Damn, you are still using cringe after Methais told you he was going to make you use it.... lolol.....

Erm.. No? He brought up the term "showcase." How much of a geriatric, Alzheimer's-riddled imbecile can you be? Did you forget to take your meds today?


I said I can only use the number I KNOW you deleted. The actual count is far more than 40, but 40 is the minimum number of posts you deleted. Are you denying that you deleted more than 40 now.. or are you doing what you always do.. hanging onto something like it's a small prize?

If you want to go with 50 or 60 or 70... I don't have a problem with that. But you have deleted at least 40 posts in this thread that I was counting... so I'll be using that figure.

And I told you, your number was wrong, even as you were "counting" them. You have long-running issues with both arithmetic and honesty, though.



But I'm not 60. And I don't clean ducts for a living.

But you've never let facts get in the way of your online fantasies before..

Is this where you come back with some "gotcha" distinction like "NUH UH! I'm not 60! I'm 58 1/2!"?

:rofl:

And pro-tip: The e-mail address you publicly list here -- for god knows why -- links to your business, which the top google result of is a BBB page which identifies it as "Duct Cleaning." But, okay. My fantasies. Right.

Will we be enjoying another "well, we do more than just duct cleaning" talk now?


Hey.. I don't blame you for having a robust online fantasy life.... if I had to live as you for a day, I would promptly swallow the business end of a shotgun. Jesus, just thinking about it makes me dry heave.

"Hey.. I may rely on fantasies, but.. uh.. what were we talking about again?"


Jesus, indeed.

But I heard he can't save you either. Sorry :(

So, you couldn't substantiate your claim again despite going out of your way to bring up your own failure? Yikes. Or, rather.. Jesus.


Everyone knows that your life is one big 24/7 Karen fit, stop being a liar.

Maybe you should read Dreaven's post. But speaking of Karen fits, you just got done throwing one because your ego couldn't take the fact that you got called out on lying, then called out on lying about lying. Best of luck coming to terms with that.

[Methais]

Now that was a NOU. You know, those things you're always crying about with no self-awareness, shame or irony?

Except it wasn't, because this thread was created specifically for you to showcase your daily meltdowns and and lack of self control, which you've been trying desperately to NO U about for weeks/months now but failing miserably every time and getting super mad each time you're called out on it, which culminated in the most fail NO U of all time by you a few posts back, and you keep getting more and more upset over it not having the desired effect, which causes you to just get laughed at even more, which makes you even more mad, which makes you shit your pants even harder, which makes your grandma mad because now she has to clean up after you and change your Pull-Ups again, and before you know it, she'll put you back on your 9:00pm bedtime and then you won't be able to post your midnight lamentations about how PB isn't giving you enough attention.


TLDR:
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[Methais]

Damn, you are still using cringe after Methais told you he was going to make you use it.... lolol.....

AshliaNOU is the gift that keeps on giving.

https://bizmktg.com//wp-content/uploads/2017/04/dd5uns1.jpg

^ Even they knew that "It" was the correct pronoun when referring to AshliaNOU.

[Ashliana]

Except it wasn't

Yeah. It was. We're used to you making a hypocrite out of yourself, because that's all you know how to do. None of your verbal diarrhea changes anything, but it's always a pleasure to put you in your place, so let's go through it.


because this thread was created specifically for

We were talking about why I participate in it, not about why it was supposedly created. Your reading comprehension failure might be hilarious -- as always -- but it doesn't change anything.


you to showcase your daily meltdowns and and lack of self control, which you've been trying desperately to NO U about for weeks/months now but failing miserably every time and getting super mad each time you're called out on it, which culminated in the most fail NO U of all time by you a few posts back, and you keep getting more and more upset over it not having the desired effect, which causes you to just get laughed at even more, which makes you even more mad, which makes you shit your pants even harder, which makes your grandma mad because now she has to clean up after you and change your Pull-Ups again, and before you know it, she'll put you back on your 9:00pm bedtime and then you won't be able to post your midnight lamentations about how PB isn't giving you enough attention.

Since you failed on your last few topics, you apparently thought you might fare better with a new one. Alas, this thread was created because Parkbandit was emotionally distraught at Trump's loss and, like you did today, had a meltdown when he got humiliated in one argument too many. You not being self-aware enough to tell what I get out of it is eternally funny, but your issue to work out.

Hint: It might have something to do with you repeatedly falling on your face, totally unprompted, for no reason, like when you shat out this demonstrably false claim:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

And then, when confronted about how it was transparently false, you were forced to lie, and move the goalposts to argument #2:

"bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!"

Which, apparently, you were too stupid to actually look up, since it was also false. If humiliating yourself daily and giving me endless opportunities to put you in your place is a win, I'm here for you, Methais. Keep it up.


TLDR:
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AshliaNOU is the gift that keeps on giving.

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^ Even they knew that "It" was the correct pronoun when referring to AshliaNOU.

Isn't it funny how you being forced to sweep PB's mistake under the rug and play pretend again is somehow a win?

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[Methais]

Yeah. It was. We're used to you making a hypocrite out of yourself, because that's all you know how to do. None of your verbal diarrhea changes anything, but it's always a pleasure to put you in your place, so let's go through it.



We were talking about why I participate in it, not about why it was supposedly created. Your reading comprehension failure might be hilarious -- as always -- but it doesn't change anything.



Since you failed on your last few topics, you apparently thought you might fare better with a new one. Alas, this thread was created because Parkbandit was emotionally distraught at Trump's loss and, like you did today, had a meltdown when he got humiliated in one argument too many. You not being self-aware enough to tell what I get out of it is eternally funny, but your issue to work out.

Hint: It might have something to do with you repeatedly falling on your face, totally unprompted, for no reason, like when you shat out this demonstrably false claim:

"Strangely enough, the vast majority of murders in Louisiana happen in New Orleans."

And then, when confronted about how it was transparently false, you were forced to lie, and move the goalposts to argument #2:

"bY cItY, tHe VaSt MaJoRiTy oF mUrDeRs dO iNdEeD hApPeN iN nEw OrLeAnS! sOrRy yOu CaN'T wRaP yOuR hEaD aRoUnD tHaT!"

Which, apparently, you were too stupid to actually look up, since it was also false. If humiliating yourself daily and giving me endless opportunities to put you in your place is a win, I'm here for you, Methais. Keep it up.





























































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Isn't it funny how you being forced to sweep PB's mistake under the rug and play pretend again is somehow a win?

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Who's "we?" You and Kierphe?

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[Ashliana]

Who's "we?" You and Kierphe?

Actual footage of Methais responding to my post:

https://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_fs/1.3746796.1546520528!/image/image.jpg

[Methais]

Actual footage of me at any given time, but with 800% more cheese smell:

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[Ashliana]

Don't worry, Methais. If you keep wishing you hadn't made a demonstrably false argument, then been forced to lie about it and make a second demonstrably false argument, somehow, your thoughts and prayers will reorder the universe to suit your delusions.

Any second now...!

[Methais]

Don't worry, Methais. If you keep wishing you hadn't made a demonstrably false argument, then been forced to lie about it and make a second demonstrably false argument, somehow, your thoughts and prayers will reorder the universe to suit your delusions.

Any second now...!

"I created Kierphe to mess with the rep system that didn't get implemented until months later!"

The bastion of truth has spoken.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/UqSRKTUpNfMHp3me35/giphy-downsized-large.gif


Don't worry, AshliaNOU, if you keep wishing you weren't such a hugely retarded mongoloid, it will do nothing at all and you'll still be a hugely retarded mongoloid forever.

[Ashliana]

Don't worry, Methais. If you keep wishing you hadn't made a demonstrably false argument, then been forced to lie about it and make a second demonstrably false argument, somehow, your thoughts and prayers will reorder the universe to suit your delusions.

Any second now...!"I created Kierphe to mess with the rep system that didn't get implemented until months later!"

The bastion of truth has spoken.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/UqSRKTUpNfMHp3me35/giphy-downsized-large.gif

How interesting. Who said this? (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?37312-Ashliana-Kierphe&p=831356#post831356)

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to embarrass PB again, since you couldn't come up with a rationalization of your behavior as to why you lied, got called out on it, were forced to lie again and change your position, for that to also be called out as a lie... other than to bring up a charge of dishonesty, which not only doesn't rationalize your behavior, is undercut by none other than Retard Champion Parkbandit.




















































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Don't worry, AshliaNOU, if you keep wishing you weren't such a hugely retarded mongoloid, it will do nothing at all and you'll still be a hugely retarded mongoloid forever.

Don't worry, Methais, if you keep wishing you didn't get humiliated by making a completely unforced error, totally unprompted, for no reason, it will do nothing at all and you'll still be a hugely retarded mongoloid forever, who doesn't know how to argue and falls on his face constantly since he doesn't know how to cut his losses.

[Methais]

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to embarrass PB again, since you couldn't come up with a rationalization of your behavior as to why you lied, got called out on it, were forced to lie again and change your position, for that to also be called out as a lie... other than to bring up a charge of dishonesty, which not only doesn't rationalize your behavior, is undercut by none other than Retard Champion Parkbandit.

The desperation in your wishful thinking is once again reaching critical levels. And now grandma is going to have to change your pull-ups and clean you up again. No wonder your other grandma kicked you out.


How interesting. Who said this? (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?37312-Ashliana-Kierphe&p=831356#post831356)

I see Nieninque talking about how people like you are fucking idiots, and PB agreeing and slightly elaborating. Thanks for bringing it up and reminding what's already known in that everyone knows you're stupid as fuck.


Now it's your turn: Who said this?


I originally created an additional account back in the day to mess with the reputation system.


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[Ashliana]

The desperation in your wishful thinking is once again reaching critical levels. And now grandma is going to have to change your pull-ups and clean you up again. No wonder your other grandma kicked you out.

Translation: "I wish you hadn't pointed out how what I said made no sense." Whoopsie!


I see Nieninque talking about how people like you are fucking idiots, and PB elaborating. Thanks for bringing it up and reminding what's already known in that everyone knows you're stupid as fuck.

What you see is PB confirming the very thing he's contemporaneously tried to portray as an absurd notion, eternally falling on his face. You made the same mistake -- totally unforced, again -- for the same reason Parkbandit did -- his desperate wish for a get-out-of-fail free card. :rofl:


Now it's your turn: Who said this?
I originally created an additional account back in the day to mess with the reputation system.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8ad882097a8632f43853b0cc0b71797d/tenor.gif?itemid=5385414

My not recalling the exact timeline of events after 13 years because I, unlike PB, hadn't held on to his precious memory like Gollum and the Ring, didn't substantiate his claim of my statement being a "lie," and doesn't substantiate yours.

Thank you, again, for the opportunity to embarrass the both of you. Even with the benefit of hindsight, you still walked into the same rake.

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But don't worry, Methais. If you keep wishing you hadn't made a demonstrably false argument, then been forced to lie about it and make a second demonstrably false argument, somehow, your thoughts and prayers will reorder the universe to change history to suit your delusions.

Any second now...!

[Methais]

Me stating that I created Kierphe to mess with the rep system and not recalling that the rep system actually came out 3 months after I created Kierphe to agree with myself sure does make me angry when it gets brought up, much like a toddler with chocolate all over his face insisting that he didn't touch the cookie jar. But give me a break guys, if no one else will agree with me, then I'll just agree with myself. If only I knew how to use forums, I might have pulled it off. I wish I understood words and numbers.

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[Ashliana]

I'm upset that I fell on my face after making yet another unforced error that I brought up as a deflection away from my other two unforced errors. :(

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[Methais]

I'm mad as fuck that I don't get to force my delusions to become everyone else's reality.


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[Ashliana]

I've been forced to characterize my having humiliated myself repeatedly with lies as "delusions." My wishes will change reality if I pray hard enough! Here goes! HHHHHHNnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhh...!

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[Parkbandit]

Erm.. No? He brought up the term "showcase." How much of a geriatric, Alzheimer's-riddled imbecile can you be? Did you forget to take your meds today?

No. Cringe was the word he sent me a PM about, saying he would get you to post it repeatedly.. because above all else, you are a sock puppet. "Showcase" is a word he said he was going to tell you he would force you to use AFTER he told you about it. I told him no one is that retarded.. not even you. Once again.. I was right. IN YOUR FACE METHAIS!


And I told you, your number was wrong, even as you were "counting" them. You have long-running issues with both arithmetic and honesty, though.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA... you calling anyone a liar is fucking hilarious.

Sorry, I know of at least 40 post you deleted when I told Methais that you would end up deleting them.

So.. what number would you like to use instead of 40? 50? 60? 70?

Pick the number.. just be honest about it.


Is this where you come back with some "gotcha" distinction like "NUH UH! I'm not 60! I'm 58 1/2!"?

How bad are you at math at this point? Like all the information is there... all you had to do is take the big number, subtract the smaller number and you would realize the correct number.

But you still fucked it up.

Sad.


And pro-tip: The e-mail address you publicly list here -- for god knows why -- links to your business, which the top google result of is a BBB page which identifies it as "Duct Cleaning." But, okay. My fantasies. Right.

Will we be enjoying another "well, we do more than just duct cleaning" talk now?

2018-2020 - the revenue percent from "duct cleaning" that company did was 0.18% Now, I know this will confuse you because.. numbers.... it's not 18%.. it's not even 1%.. it's 0.18%

How obsessed are you about me again? Damn... you should get in touch with Androidpk or Keller.. I'm sure they could give you some better options to doxx someone properly.

Creepy fuck.


Hey.. I may rely on fantasies, but.. uh.. what were we talking about again?

Probably the only honest thing you've posted in this entire thread.


So, you couldn't substantiate your claim again despite going out of your way to bring up your own failure? Yikes. Or, rather.. Jesus.

Which claim specifically do you need substantiated?

[Ashliana]

No. Cringe was the word he sent me a PM about, saying he would get you to post it repeatedly.. because above all else, you are a sock puppet. "Showcase" is a word he said he was going to tell you he would force you to use AFTER he told you about it. I told him no one is that retarded.. not even you. Once again.. I was right. IN YOUR FACE METHAIS!

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg

Could you be any more transparent? Look, you fucked up. Again. It's kind of your thing. Nobody's surprised by it, or that your ego is too fragile to admit it. Only you would be stupid enough to resort to a "well, Methais SAID he was going to act super-cringe so you'd call him super-cringe" as if yet another "i WaS jUsT pReTeNdiNG tO bE rEtArDeD" moment on his part would be a win.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA... you calling anyone a liar is fucking hilarious.

Sorry, I know of at least 40

And this is where your ramblings immediately fall apart. Your count was wrong when you were making it. That's what makes it so funny.


How bad are you at math at this point? Like all the information is there... all you had to do is take the big number, subtract the smaller number and you would realize the correct number.

But you still fucked it up.

Sad.

You're the King of Math Inability, TB, but I can't say I'm interested in your mental gymnastics about you actually being slightly younger than 60 somehow means something. For all practical purposes, you're 60. You're the only one who cares about the specifics.

Thank you, though, for comforting yourself with precisely the mental gymnastics I said you would. :)


2018-2020 - the revenue percent from "duct cleaning" that company did was 0.18% Now, I know this will confuse you because.. numbers.... it's not 18%.. it's not even 1%.. it's 0.18%

So you do clean ducts, and you admit you lied? Interesting. And you responded with exactly the "Well, we also do OTHER stuff..." line I predicted, too.

:rofl:


How obsessed are you about me again? Damn... you should get in touch with Androidpk or Keller.. I'm sure they could give you some better options to doxx someone properly.

Creepy fuck.

I know you're confused -- since you're 60 years old -- but that isn't what doxxing is. You can't dox someone with information they deliberately made public. Better luck next time, RC Tardbandit.

Kudos, though, on the hilarious lack of self-awareness it took to call anyone else creepy -- after you've spent literally more than a decade obsessively sending anonymous, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to strangers on the Internet -- in the 200+ page thread you made specifically because of your ongoing obsession with one of them.


Probably the only honest thing you've posted in this entire thread.

Ooh, a NOU. How "unexpected" from the King of Zero Self-Awareness.


Which claim specifically do you need substantiated?

Yikes. You can't even follow a back-and-forth conversation you're choosing to participate in. That claim would be the one you've made repeatedly, and never been able to substantiate. Think really hard.

Oh, and: Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face. :)

[Methais]

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Could you be any more transparent? Look, you fucked up. Again. It's kind of your thing. Nobody's surprised by it, or that your ego is too fragile to admit it. Only you would be stupid enough to resort to a "well, Methais SAID he was going to act super-cringe so you'd call him super-cringe" as if yet another "i WaS jUsT pReTeNdiNG tO bE rEtArDeD" moment on his part would be a win.

This is the exact reason why I document ahead of time how your strings are going to be pulled...




https://i.imgur.com/J2IZu5B.png

It only took you 2-3 posts at the time before you hopped on board as predicted. We've gone through a few cycles of this with different words, and you've never let me down.

The best you've done so far was after I told you I was going to use the word "showcase" to see how long before you started using it too, you immediately started using the word "highlight" instead, because you're such a clever rebel.


Anyway back on topic, you lose again. :lol:


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[Ashliana]

This is the exact reason why I document ahead of time how your strings are going to be pulled...




https://i.imgur.com/J2IZu5B.png

It only took you 2-3 posts at the time before you hopped on board as predicted. We've gone through a few cycles of this with different words, and you've never let me down.

The best you've done so far was after I told you I was going to use the word "showcase" to see how long before you started using it too, you immediately started using the word "highlight" instead, because you're such a clever rebel.


Anyway back on topic, you lose again. :lol:


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As I told PB, you acting super-cringe so you'd be called cringe ... isn't the win you seem to think it is.

:rofl:

[Methais]

Oh ok, so just your reliance on wishes like usual.

Let's keep your mental illness contained here.

[Methais]

As I told PB, me twisting words around ... isn't the win I seem to think it is.

I'm so mad.

This is correct.

Don't be upset because you're gullible and easy to manipulate. You were born that way. It's not your fault.

[Ashliana]

This is correct.

Don't be upset because you're gullible and easy to manipulate. You were born that way. It's not your fault.

It's okay. You're upset, like when your "yOu pReSs f5!!!shift+!!" nonsense is mocked. Performative stupidity on your part will be appropriately mocked, and performative (or inadvertent) cringe on your part will be appropriately mocked. No matter how butthurt you get about it.

Methais' PM on 5-10-21: "I'm gonna start telling this retard how 'cringe' he is, just because I want to see how long it takes before he starts using the word 'cringe' too. :D"

My log of using the word in the last year prior to your PM:
1-16-21
4-2-21
4-5-21
4-13-21
4-17-21
4-19-21
4-23-21

Methais' mental gymnastics: i MaDe YoU sTaRt uSiNg ThAt WoRd! mY mEsSaGe tO pArKbAnDiT pRoVeS iT!

:rofl:


Let's keep your mental illness contained here.

All that means is that you conceded in the other thread, which is fine by me. You not being able to muster up a response is no surprise, since you couldn't substantively respond to Vishra, either.

[Methais]

It's okay. You're upset, like when your "yOu pReSs f5!!!shift+!!" nonsense is mocked. Performative stupidity on your part will be appropriately mocked, and performative (or inadvertent) cringe on your part will be appropriately mocked. No matter how butthurt you get about it.

Methais' PM on 5-10-21: "I'm gonna start telling this retard how 'cringe' he is, just because I want to see how long it takes before he starts using the word 'cringe' too. :D"

My log of using the word in the last year prior to your PM:
1-16-21
4-2-21
4-5-21
4-13-21
4-17-21
4-19-21
4-23-21

Methais' mental gymnastics: i MaDe YoU sTaRt uSiNg ThAt WoRd! mY mEsSaGe tO pArKbAnDiT pRoVeS iT!

:rofl:



All that means is that you conceded in the other thread, which is fine by me. You not being able to muster up a response is no surprise, since you couldn't substantively respond to Vishra, either.

Except so far there is a 100% success rate of "I'm going to start using <THIS WORD> and I bet Ashlianus starts doing the same within a few posts." and then literally minutes later you follow right along.

But yes let's pretend that I'm saying it's you using the word for the first time ever in your life and ignore all the context in classic Ashlianus style because that's all you know how to do is be full of shit. :lol:

And don't be upset that nobody on this entire forum wants to have a "serious" argument with you. Or Vishra. Although compared to you, Vishra seems like a well reasoned, down to earth individual. You should sit down and really think about that for a bit.

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[Parkbandit]

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Could you be any more transparent? Look, you fucked up. Again. It's kind of your thing. Nobody's surprised by it, or that your ego is too fragile to admit it. Only you would be stupid enough to resort to a "well, Methais SAID he was going to act super-cringe so you'd call him super-cringe" as if yet another "i WaS jUsT pReTeNdiNG tO bE rEtArDeD" moment on his part would be a win.

Methais has already addressed this. You are a full blown sock puppet... only just dumber.


And this is where your ramblings immediately fall apart. Your count was wrong when you were making it. That's what makes it so funny.

Translation: "I regret admitting I was deleting posts, so I will only distract from this point"

We know.


You're the King of Math Inability, TB, but I can't say I'm interested in your mental gymnastics about you actually being slightly younger than 60 somehow means something. For all practical purposes, you're 60. You're the only one who cares about the specifics.

So, you had someone do the actual math for you.. and you were wrong.. now you just don't want to even admit it.

S.o.c.k.p.u.p.p.e.t.


Thank you, though, for comforting yourself with precisely the mental gymnastics I said you would. :)

Everything is a mental gymnastic for you.. given how fucking retarded you are.


So you do clean ducts, and you admit you lied? Interesting. And you responded with exactly the "Well, we also do OTHER stuff..." line I predicted, too.

Incorrect again. I OWN the business. I don't actually clean ductwork. I have employees for that.

I cleaned my own ducts one time though. Does this make you finally right about something??


I know you're confused -- since you're 60 years old -- but that isn't what doxxing is. You can't dox someone with information they deliberately made public. Better luck next time, RC Tardbandit.

Kudos, though, on the hilarious lack of self-awareness it took to call anyone else creepy -- after you've spent literally more than a decade obsessively sending anonymous, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to strangers on the Internet -- in the 200+ page thread you made specifically because of your ongoing obsession with one of them.

Difference is: I don't care about your real "life" and have never tried to attain such information. You obviously do care about learning as much about me as you can... because you are obsessed with me.

I don't blame you. I'm fucking awesome. But I'll never fall for your catfish.. sorry :(


Ooh, a NOU. How "unexpected" from the King of Zero Self-Awareness.

I was merely giving you an "atta'boy'" for finally posting something that isn't a lie.

It's a good first step.


Yikes. You can't even follow a back-and-forth conversation you're choosing to participate in. That claim would be the one you've made repeatedly, and never been able to substantiate. Think really hard.

So.. you can't be specific about any claim.

I'm fucking shocked. Seriously.


Oh, and: Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face. :)

And there is the regurgitated "NOU" we have come to expect from you.

[Parkbandit]

As I told PB, you acting super-cringe so you'd be called cringe ... isn't the win you seem to think it is.

Oh, so I was right.

Fucking sockpuppet.

I'm just glad you didn't fall for the "showcase" one... like I told Methais you wouldn't.

I mean, you can't possibly be THAT fucking retarded and still get on the Internet without help.

[Parkbandit]

Except so far there is a 100% success rate of "I'm going to start using <THIS WORD> and I bet Ashlianus starts doing the same within a few posts." and then literally minutes later you follow right along.


100% success rate.. except when you state it prior to Ashliana... then it's not successful.

He's not a goldfish, you heartless bastard!

[Parkbandit]

This is the exact reason why I document ahead of time how your strings are going to be pulled...

https://i.imgur.com/J2IZu5B.png

It only took you 2-3 posts at the time before you hopped on board as predicted. We've gone through a few cycles of this with different words, and you've never let me down.

The best you've done so far was after I told you I was going to use the word "showcase" to see how long before you started using it too, you immediately started using the word "highlight" instead, because you're such a clever rebel.


Anyway back on topic, you lose again. :lol:

I cannot believe you violated the sanctity of the PRIVATE MESSAGE like this.


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-100 cool points for bad image.

[Parkbandit]

Given Methais betrayal of the Private Message Agreement, I feel it necessary to post this:
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Sorry Ashliana... you were wrong again.

I know this will shock no one with an IQ over 12.

[Methais]

I cannot believe you violated the sanctity of the PRIVATE MESSAGE like this.

You're right. Next time I'll use the PRIVATE MESSAGE REPUTATION SYSTEM.


-100 cool points for bad image.

Even imgur knew that I was talking to a blob.

[Ashliana]

Except so far there is a 100% success rate of "I'm going to start using <THIS WORD> and I bet Ashlianus starts doing the same within a few posts." and then literally minutes later you follow right along.

But yes let's pretend that I'm saying it's you using the word for the first time ever in your life and ignore all the context in classic Ashlianus style because that's all you know how to do is be full of shit.

This would be you comfortingly mischaracterizing the fact that you hate when I throw your words in your face because you lack the self-awareness to tell that you're projecting. Your mental gymnastics about you supposedly making people mock you for your stupidity don't change anything, and are just a restated form of your usual defense: "yOu cAn'T cAlL mE oUt! i WaS oNlY pReTeNdInG tO bE rEtArDed!"


And don't be upset that nobody on this entire forum wants to have a "serious" argument with you. Or Vishra. Although compared to you, Vishra seems like a well reasoned, down to earth individual. You should sit down and really think about that for a bit.

That's what you tell yourself to soothe your bruised ego about the fact that when you "participate" in conversations, you humiliate yourself by demonstrating your inability to use basic reasoning, or to do basic research. Like when you lied, got called out about it, then spent more than a week lying about lying, and your second position was dismantled.

You don't know how to do anything, Methais, much to your obvious dismay. Speaking of dismay, though, what would you call your usage here? (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2215796#post2215796)



Thursday reminder for Parkbandit to post in this ever-increasing monument to the emotional devastation Trump's loss caused him, a hilarious prison of his own making that he can't figure a way out of while saving face.Methais..

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg


Methais has already addressed this. You are a full blown sock puppet... only just dumber.

Oh, you mean Methais' PM on 5/10 claiming he was going to get me to "start" using the word cringe.. when I'd used it a half-dozen times in the past month already? Super convincing argument. :clap:



Translation: "I regret admitting I was deleting posts, so I will only distract from this point"

We know.

Translation: "I really wish you'd stop pointing out my problems with math."


So, you had someone do the actual math for you.. and you were wrong.. now you just don't want to even admit it.

S.o.c.k.p.u.p.p.e.t.

Everything is a mental gymnastic for you.. given how fucking retarded you are.

So you were forced to soothe your ego with the equivalent of "I'm not 60! I'm 58 1/2!" precisely as I said? Gotcha. And your position, FYI, requires that I be aware of whatever post you keep referring to where you disclosed your actual age, as if that matters, which it doesn't. Again, for all practical purposes, you're 60. You're the only one who cares about the chump change difference.


Incorrect again. I OWN the business. I don't actually clean ductwork. I have employees for that.

I cleaned my own ducts one time though. Does this make you finally right about something??

So you admit you lied? And why would that have been?


Difference is: I don't care about your real "life" and have never tried to attain such information. You obviously do care about learning as much about me as you can... because you are obsessed with me.

"I'm not obsessed with you! YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME!" cried Parkbandit, with a universe-shattering lack of self-awareness, in the 223rd of the page of the thread dedicated to that person that he created, after having spent more than a decade obsessively sending anonymous, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to him.


I don't blame you. I'm fucking awesome. But I'll never fall for your catfish.. sorry :(

There's that claim you've never been able to substantiate again. Best of luck!


I was merely giving you an "atta'boy'" for finally posting something that isn't a lie.

It's a good first step.

No, you were throwing out a NOU.. you know, those things that you 1) entirely rely on, 2) hysterically cry about other people supposedly doing, without a shred of irony, shame or self-awareness?

Yeah.


So.. you can't be specific about any claim.

I'm fucking shocked. Seriously.

See two quotes above. Your inability to follow a conversation you're going out of your way to participate in only reflects on you. Or is this your Alzheimer's at work again?



And there is the regurgitated "NOU" we have come to expect from you.

Alas, that isn't a NOU, no matter how upset you get about it.


Oh, so I was right.

Fucking sockpuppet.

I'm just glad you didn't fall for the "showcase" one... like I told Methais you wouldn't.

I mean, you can't possibly be THAT fucking retarded and still get on the Internet without help.

As above, no, you were wrong, since Methais' 5/10 PM to you, when I'd already long-used the term, doesn't establish anything. Much to your obvious dismay.


100% success rate.. except when you state it prior to Ashliana... then it's not successful.

He's not a goldfish, you heartless bastard!

Emphasis for the exact moment you fell flat on your face, as always. Thank you.

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[Methais]

This would be you comfortingly mischaracterizing the fact that you hate when I throw your words in your face because you lack the self-awareness to tell that you're projecting. Your mental gymnastics about you supposedly making people mock you for your stupidity don't change anything, and are just a restated form of your usual defense: "yOu cAn'T cAlL mE oUt! i WaS oNlY pReTeNdInG tO bE rEtArDed!"



That's what you tell yourself to soothe your bruised ego about the fact that when you "participate" in conversations, you humiliate yourself by demonstrating your inability to use basic reasoning, or to do basic research. Like when you lied, got called out about it, then spent more than a week lying about lying, and your second position was dismantled.

You don't know how to do anything, Methais, much to your obvious dismay. Speaking of dismay, though, what would you call your usage here? (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2215796#post2215796)



https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/831/spongebobmeme.jpg



Oh, you mean Methais' PM on 5/10 claiming he was going to get me to "start" using the word cringe.. when I'd used it a half-dozen times in the past month already? Super convincing argument. :clap:



Translation: "I really wish you'd stop pointing out my problems with math."



So you were forced to soothe your ego with the equivalent of "I'm not 60! I'm 58 1/2!" precisely as I said? Gotcha. And your position, FYI, requires that I be aware of whatever post you keep referring to where you disclosed your actual age, as if that matters, which it doesn't. Again, for all practical purposes, you're 60. You're the only one who cares about the chump change difference.



So you admit you lied? And why would that have been?



"I'm not obsessed with you! YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH ME!" cried Parkbandit, with a universe-shattering lack of self-awareness, in the 223rd of the page of the thread dedicated to that person that he created, after having spent more than a decade obsessively sending anonymous, sexually graphic messages full of impotent rage to him.



There's that claim you've never been able to substantiate again. Best of luck!



No, you were throwing out a NOU.. you know, those things that you 1) entirely rely on, 2) hysterically cry about other people supposedly doing, without a shred of irony, shame or self-awareness?

Yeah.



See two quotes above. Your inability to follow a conversation you're going out of your way to participate in only reflects on you. Or is this your Alzheimer's at work again?



Alas, that isn't a NOU, no matter how upset you get about it.



As above, no, you were wrong, since Methais' 5/10 PM to you, when I'd already long-used the term, doesn't establish anything. Much to your obvious dismay.



Emphasis for the exact moment you fell flat on your face, as always. Thank you.

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[Ashliana]

Translation: "I couldn't come up with a response, but I really hate that you said it."

:rofl:

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[Methais]

Translation: "I couldn't come up with a response, but I really hate that you said it."

:rofl:

https://i.gifer.com/3OBrJ.gif

Translation: "I got rekt again and I hate it I hate it I hate it!!!!"

Ashlianus to do list:


- Cry
- Shit pants
- NO U

[Ashliana]

Translation: "I got rekt again and I hate it I hate it I hate it!!!!"

How is you being forced to concede, yet again, someone else getting rekt? Much to your obvious dismay, your wishes still lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit your delusions.


Ashlianus to do list:

- Cry
- Shit pants
- NO U

Brilliant, as always. Best of luck coming to terms with you being forced to concede.
















































































































































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[Methais]

How is you being forced to concede, yet again, someone else getting rekt? Much to your obvious dismay, your wishes still lack the power to warp and twist reality to suit your delusions.



Brilliant, as always. Best of luck coming to terms with you being forced to concede.


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"fOrCeD tO conCeDe" :lol:


If you only had some self awareness, you'd realize how hilarious it is 100% of the time you decide that someone was "fOrCeD tO conCeDe."

Fortunately you don't, and you'll keep spamming dumb shit like that while legitimately believing that you "put people in their place," for endless entertainment via showcasing your chronic rage and delusions.

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[Ashliana]

"fOrCeD tO conCeDe" :lol:

If you only had some self awareness, you'd realize how hilarious it is 100% of the time you decide that someone was "fOrCeD tO conCeDe."

If only you had some self-awareness, you'd realize how hilarious it is that 100% of the time you pretend you didn't concede (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2215937#post2215937), reality doesn't reorder itself to suit your delusions.


Fortunately you don't, and you'll keep spamming dumb shit like that while legitimately believing that you "put people in their place," for endless entertainment via showcasing your chronic rage and delusions.

https://i.gifer.com/5qR.gif

You being hilariously butthurt -- that your position was dismantled, and you couldn't muster up a substantive reply -- doesn't change anything. Keep working on that projection about being mad, though, because this simply a replay of yesterday when you were upset your demonstrably false argument was called out, you then lied about it and were forced to adopt an entirely different argument, which was also false, then you got Big Mad and a had a tantrum for hours, as if your tears somehow change history. They don't, much to your obvious dismay.





























































































































































































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[Methais]

If only you had some self-awareness, you'd realize how hilarious it is that 100% of the time you pretend you didn't concede (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2215937#post2215937), reality doesn't reorder itself to suit your delusions.



You being hilariously butthurt -- that your position was dismantled, and you couldn't muster up a substantive reply -- doesn't change anything. Keep working on that projection about being mad, though, because this simply a replay of yesterday when you were upset your demonstrably false argument was called out, you then lied about it and were forced to adopt an entirely different argument, which was also false, then you got Big Mad and a had a tantrum for hours, as if your tears somehow change history. They don't, much to your obvious dismay.





























































































































































































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I know it makes you super mad that nobody wants to address your 487230947209420 mentally ill fantasy based delusion points that's literally you just making shit up as you go along, which is why I'm here. And it's been raging success watching your multiple daily meltdowns.

But since we're using Ashlianus logic, then failure for you to reply with "My name is Ashlianus and I'm a greasy slob," along with anything else I decide that you must say, either now or at some point in the future after the fact, will be considered a concession.

I only hope that one day you'll be able to make an original post all by yourself. In the meantime though, you may continue trying to fulfill your dreams of being like me. Just as long as you know that you'll fail 100% of the time. But you're used to failure, so at least there's that.

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[Ashliana]

I know it makes you super mad that nobody wants to address your 487230947209420 mentally ill fantasy based delusion points that's literally you just making shit up as you go along, which is why I'm here. And it's been raging success watching your multiple daily meltdowns.

Translation: "I still couldn't refute anything that you said, but I sure hate that you said it. My concession (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?128125-A-thread-for-Ashliana&p=2215937#post2215937)somehow doesn't stand for itself! Oh, and by the way, mocking me for making hilarious, demonstrably incorrect arguments, then being forced to lie about them and switching to a second (also false) argument? That's also (somehow) you having a meltdown!"

Spectacular reasoning, as always, Methais. :clap:


But since we're using Ashlianus logic, then failure for you to reply with "My name is Ashlianus and I'm a greasy slob," along with anything else I decide that you must say, either now or at some point in the future after the fact, will be considered a concession.

I only hope that one day you'll be able to make an original post all by yourself. In the meantime though, you may continue trying to fulfill your dreams of being like me. Just as long as you know that you'll fail 100% of the time. But you're used to failure, so at least there's that.

https://i.imgur.com/K55ZMyp.png

Your butthurt that you fell on your face again, totally unforced, might be hilarious -- but is your problem to work out. Best of luck with that.












































































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[Methais]

I almost forgot...




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[Ashliana]

I almost forgot...





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[Ashliana]

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[Ashliana]

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[Ashliana]

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